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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Uh oh, hopefully that's the last time I ever have
to be in the back of a moving truck. I
felt like such a criminal getting in the back of
it last night. Well, I insisted that I do it
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in the night, because if they saw it in the daytime,
I'd probably get stared at her something like that. Also,
I wouldn't be shocked if it's illegal to have someone
in the back of a moving truck while you're driving. God,
I'm kind of exhausted. I couldn't help but stay up
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all night just thinking about this day. I was just
so excited. I'm just happy to be out of that
cramp space. I can finally stretch my limbs. Hello Indigo,
finally freedom, pure beautiful freedom. No more neighbors, no more
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eyes looking at us, just peace. So where's our home
at there? That small tiny thing? Okay, okay, I guess
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that's a good start. Hm. You think there's any chance
I can crawl in there? Yeah? I don't think so either,
But no problems. We just get some materials and that
can make it bigger and better. You know this place,
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could you use a fence? And what do you think
about having a pool? I can do it all by myself,
so don't get freaked out about money. Construction was my
specialty back in the day. Yeah, I don't really talk
about it all that often. I don't know why, but eh,
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I just assume that people really don't have any interest
in that sort of thing, so I just keep it
to myself. I'll drop some plans later and share with you,
just to see what you like. All right, Oh, very
very important question. When you were talking to the agent,
you didn't tell them that you're with a giant, right, Okay? Good.
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I was kind of afraid that you do that. In
my brain, I would think that they would be less
inclined to give you a good deal if you know
you're with a giant. Kind of a taboo. Yeah, I
just wanted to make sure that you didn't get swindled.
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There are way too many cases of that happening. But anyway,
I'm just glad that everything is said and done and
now I can help move the furniture. Just lead the way.
I'm so excited. Mm hmm. You think I could probably
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yell out here and no one would ever hear me.
Just silly questions, that's all the freedom of the outdoors. Oh,
how I've missed you. Much better than being in a
stuffy city. And we can actually start singing wildlife again,
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not just birds, but like fireflies, and hear the crickets.
It's perfect, It's completely perfect. We won't even see a
bear or a deer. Oh, I think we'd see a deer.
I could probably put some food out. Yeah, I know,
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humans say don't feed the wildlife. I know. Here's a
fun fact though that's never stopped me before. I'll start
off with a bird feeder, one for the normal birds,
and you know, some for the hummingbirds. Maybe some squirrels
will get attracted. Though, well, i'll cross that bridge when
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I get there. Do you think there's raccoons around here?
I'm sorry, I just love animals, yes, including rodents. I'm
not one of those types of people that always say
that they love animals, but it's only a select few.
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Oh oh my god, I almost forgot speaking of love.
I would really like to propose something to you. Hmm. Well,
since we're starting a new chapter of our lives, Hey, baby,
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why are your eyes so wide open like that? Are
you okay? Okay? I gotta make sure these things. Yeah,
what I wanted to propose to you is for me
to get some pigs, maybe have like a little farm
going on. You don't have to raise them with me
if you don't want to, but just to have some
animals around it would be nice and we can eat
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them be cheaper on the wallet. Really, it's up to you.
I want this to be a thing we decide together.
What's wrong you look like? Are you okay? Something's up?
I inadvertently teased you in what way? I don't think
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anything that I said it was dirty? Baby? Explain, I'm
not a mind reader. Propose Yeah, I proposed an idea
to you. I don't understand humans, I swear, just out
with it. What's wronk? Oh? Why are you getting on
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your knee? Did you drop something on the ground? How
long have I been together? For? Years? What type was
silly question? Is that? Goofball? Oh my god? Are you serious? Yes? Yes,
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of course I'll marry you. Oh my god, Oh my god,
How could I be so thick headed? Baby? Of course
I'll marry you always and forever. Yes, of course, baby?
What type of question is that? I love you so much?
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Is this a dream? Is this just? Oh my god?
Oh I'm gonna start crying, baby, Sorry, sorry, I'll put
you down. I'll put you down. Uh, I'm just excited. Okay,
here's my hand. How how do you know my ring size?
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If it's perfectly you did it while I was sleeping. Oh.
I thought I felt something great around my finger one
of those nights, but I didn't. I didn't think you
were measuring my ring size. I can't believe it's Oh baby,
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how long have you been planning this? This looks like
it was really expensive. You didn't have to do all that, man,
you could have gave me a ring pop and I
would have been happy. Baby. Oh, I love you so much.
A thank you for existing. Thank you. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
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I don't want to crush you. Yeah. I just didn't
expect for this to happen. Two wonderful things happening in
such quick succession. I I'm the happiest giant on this
planet and you you make me the happiest giant on
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this planet, probably in the entire universe. Hmmmm. Oh God,
you want me to lift you up? Now? Okay, come,
come hi? Oh, I just wanted to get to my tears. God,
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it love you so much. Oh, I don't know what
to say. I really don't. Oh baby, you had to
say that with the utmost ease. I'll never leave you
and I love you forever. You are my soulmates. I
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would never dream of leaving you. You and I are
going to have a wonderful life together. We already do,
but even more so now. H we have piggies. You
know I love piggies too. Please use them mass some
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for our animals. We will live together in peace, the
way it should always be, You and I together whatever that.
Love you so much, God, I love you. We should celebrate,
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don't you think well? I was thinking that maybe I
could squeeze myself into the house, maybe get into the
bedroom if I can't fit, Maybe we should do things
the more natural way behind the house, so nobody passing
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by could see us. How does that sound to you?
Come here, cutie, demonstrate to me physically how much you
love me.