July 4, 2025 • 13 mins
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Due to all your hard efforts in life, your new rich giant gf treats you to a luxury cruise vacation for two week! She may have some lewd plans in mind, but she also has the best intentions for your first cruise ever! ◆ ---------------------{ ◈ }---------------------
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#f4a #asmrroleplay #amazonian #giant
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Due to all your hard efforts in life, your new rich giant gf treats you to a luxury cruise vacation for two week! She may have some lewd plans in mind, but she also has the best intentions for your first cruise ever! ◆ ---------------------{ ◈ }---------------------
◆ Written by: MethodSwitch
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Patreon: / methodswitch VTuber Channel: / @methodswitchvt Merch: https://methodswitch.net Links: https://methodswitch.carrd.co/
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#f4a #asmrroleplay #amazonian #giant
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Episode Transcript
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
My mind. Would you look at that? This place is beautiful, baby,
It's exactly how I remember it. But more importantly, what
do you think about it? To darling? This is your
first time being on a cruise ship. After all, it
(00:25):
looks like an apartment. Yeah, it's not that big, but
it's big enough. You think it's huge? Are you sure
about that? Right? You're human? This is definitely big for
(00:48):
a human. It's a shame that I'm forced to get
something like this just because of how tall I am.
But beggars can't be choosers, and I much rather not
slam my head on the ceiling. Oh baby, I have
some horror stories to tell you about that. The first
(01:09):
time I ever went on a cruise, I was in
a normal balcony cabin and oh that was a cruise
from hell. I felt like a vampire trapped in a coffin.
It was barely possible for me to fit through the door.
(01:30):
But that's all the past, that's all memory. We are
now in the moment, and I wanted to do all
that I could to make this vacation perfect for you,
and not to be too selfish a little bit for myself.
(01:50):
The Diamond Suite gives us so many parks, dedicated butler
and maid service, priority access to the spa. All our
dinners can be served it right into our room, and honestly,
I kind of need that. I mean, you saw how
I got here. The cruise line went so far as
(02:13):
to make a dedicated bridge for me to be able
to board the ship in the first place. At first,
it was a little bit embarrassing, bus I really do
appreciate the effort they went through just to accommodate me.
And now it's your turn to fully experience all the
(02:34):
wonderful service they've given me over the years. I'm so
excited for you. You really deserve all of this, Darling,
with all the hard work you've put into your job
over the years, you deserve an extended amount of time
(02:54):
to unwind and relax. The mini fridge is for the
stocked and its contents ready to be consumed. You can
order room service at any time you desire, and for
sure excursions, there's always two spots left that they don't
tell anyone about. Or is it for you and me? Well,
(03:20):
technically any guests of my choosing. But in this instance,
you and me, Darland, what can we do? Whatever we please,
whether it's part of their excursion list or someplace we'd
like to go ourselves, nothing's off limits. Speaking of which,
(03:50):
you should check out the place. For example, look at
the balcony. I want to see your reaction to what's there. Oh,
don't make that face at me. There's nothing too weird
out there, just a few things that will allow us
(04:11):
to really enjoy our vacation. Go out there and take
a look. I'm sure you'll like it. Oh, stop asking
questions and see for yourself. I will give you a hint,
though you'll probably want to spend more time outside rather
(04:31):
than in. Go on, then, go on, open the door,
don't just peer outside. Wow is right? You're standing on
roughly one thousand square feet of balcony. Come on, look
(04:54):
look right over there outdoor shower. Imagine the fun we
can have over it. The m and none of our
neighbors can see us. We're completely blocked off by a wall.
Now we just have to be careful about our volume.
Right next to it a hammock. What do you think
(05:18):
can happen over there? Mm? Yeah, yeah, nice afternoon of resting. Yeah,
that is entirely possible. However, I was thinking about something else.
But I guess if you can't figure that out, I'll
(05:39):
just surprise you with that later. M Oh, you like
the sun bed? Huh? I do too. Imagine you minding
your business, enjoying upa sipping on some lemonade or whatever
(06:01):
you desire, and I approach you, crawling closer and closer,
closing the gap between us, kiss on your forehead, on
your nose, and on your lips. Now, would you rather
(06:25):
leave me be so that you could continue reading your book?
Would you not mind me putting the book down for you,
making sure your drink doesn't spill, and having some fun
with you out in the open. I like the way
(06:48):
you think, Dylan. I'm going to give you an experience
that you'll never forget. I also have a little surprise
waiting for us upstairs. Well, do you really want me
(07:10):
to spoil the surprise or would you rather see it
for yourself? But I will say I'd rather you enjoy
them while they're still fresh? Hm? Now what could I
mean by that? Oh? Who knows? Who knows? But your
(07:34):
mouth is really going to love it just as much
as I'm going to love your mouth kissing you? Of course?
What else could I possibly mean by that somebody is
such a pervert. Well, it couldn't be me. I'm an
(07:58):
innocent angel. Nothing but the most wholesome words come out
of this hole. But when a beast's like you gets
a hold of me, I just don't know what happens.
I think somebody's a bad influence on me. Cause now
I can't help but to spoil you. I can't wait
(08:26):
to enjoy the next fourteen days with you aboard this ship.
We're going to have a blast. Now. What's the first
thing that you'd like to do here? Hmm, other than
getting your surprise? What is there to do? Well, we
(08:47):
haven't set off just yet, so on the little deck
they always have a party, a sail away party. We
can do that together, if you don't mind the loud
noise and the barrage of people. I mean, you didn't
come through the normal entrance, so you don't know how
(09:08):
bad it can get. But it's all part of the experience,
so it doesn't hurt to try it. And if you
don't like it, we can always come back here. I'll
go somewhere a little bit more private. There's a library
aboard the ship that barely anybody goes to maybe it
can be quite there for both of us, and if not,
(09:33):
one of the three theaters aboard the ship should be sufficient.
If those don't work, we can always try the private
spa roer. No one can bother us or interrupt us.
Does that sound like a plan fantastic? Well then I
(09:59):
say let's get now and don't make fun of me.
But when I walk through those hallways it gets to
the point where I'm crawling on my hands and knees.
But hey, what can you do. I'm a giant after all. Hello,
(10:22):
and thank you very much for listening to this audio.
I've been wanting to do a vacation audio for a while,
and one of the best vacations I can think of
is cruising. Now, some of you may never have gone
on a cruise before in your life, and some of
you probably have no interest in going on a cruise. However,
(10:43):
it can be tons of fun. And I pulled from
a memory I had going on The Scarlet Lady back
in I think it was twenty twenty one. I remember
going on the balcony and I saw that a they
had a hammock. It's so shocked to see that, but
my brain automatically went to, hey, you can probably do
(11:05):
some dirty things out there. And I also heard that
some other like special cabins had showers outside. So I
was like, oh no, this is a dream come true.
This is a dream come true. If only I had
a significant other to do this with. But yeah, So
I was just grabbing from a memory placing it into
(11:25):
this audio and boom came up with this. Now, when
it comes to wanting to pamper you, that's just me.
That's just what I do, and that's how I roll.
I'd rather give you all the attention that you crave
and desire and deserve before I get any. For example,
if you had a hard dad work, I'm the first
one wanting to massage your feet, give your back massage.
(11:48):
Just just treat you right, treat you nice, because you
certainly didn't get it while you were working for as
long as you did. Yeah, I'm I'm really, I don't
know what they were it is. It's not submissive, it's
just I want to treat you right. I want to
treat you as best as I possibly can compare to
anyone else on the planet. I don't know why I
(12:09):
desire that. I just do. Hey, we all have our quirks.
I don't know if that counts as a quirk or not,
though who knows. That's up for you to decide. Is
that a quirk? I don't know. I've always been told
that I'm just motherly, So what can you do now?
On a side note, thank you to everyone who's followed
(12:30):
me on TikTok. Just what maybe a day or two
ago i was at five hundred followers, now I'm at
seven thirty eight. I appreciate that you are all enjoying
the content and I've been having a lot of fun
just making it. Whether it's a skit or just you know,
inspiration to give to people to get through the day.
(12:50):
I've just been enjoying recording bite sized videos and then
sharing it with you all. So thank you very much. Now,
if you want to follow me on TikTok, that's at
my switch or you can look up method switch talk,
because why not I just do that sometimes I'm a weirdo.
By anyway, thank you all for listening, and I'll talk
to you again another time, all right, Bye bye,
My mind. Would you look at that? This place is beautiful, baby,
It's exactly how I remember it. But more importantly, what
do you think about it? To darling? This is your
first time being on a cruise ship. After all, it
(00:25):
looks like an apartment. Yeah, it's not that big, but
it's big enough. You think it's huge? Are you sure
about that? Right? You're human? This is definitely big for
(00:48):
a human. It's a shame that I'm forced to get
something like this just because of how tall I am.
But beggars can't be choosers, and I much rather not
slam my head on the ceiling. Oh baby, I have
some horror stories to tell you about that. The first
(01:09):
time I ever went on a cruise, I was in
a normal balcony cabin and oh that was a cruise
from hell. I felt like a vampire trapped in a coffin.
It was barely possible for me to fit through the door.
(01:30):
But that's all the past, that's all memory. We are
now in the moment, and I wanted to do all
that I could to make this vacation perfect for you,
and not to be too selfish a little bit for myself.
(01:50):
The Diamond Suite gives us so many parks, dedicated butler
and maid service, priority access to the spa. All our
dinners can be served it right into our room, and honestly,
I kind of need that. I mean, you saw how
I got here. The cruise line went so far as
(02:13):
to make a dedicated bridge for me to be able
to board the ship in the first place. At first,
it was a little bit embarrassing, bus I really do
appreciate the effort they went through just to accommodate me.
And now it's your turn to fully experience all the
(02:34):
wonderful service they've given me over the years. I'm so
excited for you. You really deserve all of this, Darling,
with all the hard work you've put into your job
over the years, you deserve an extended amount of time
(02:54):
to unwind and relax. The mini fridge is for the
stocked and its contents ready to be consumed. You can
order room service at any time you desire, and for
sure excursions, there's always two spots left that they don't
tell anyone about. Or is it for you and me? Well,
(03:20):
technically any guests of my choosing. But in this instance,
you and me, Darland, what can we do? Whatever we please,
whether it's part of their excursion list or someplace we'd
like to go ourselves, nothing's off limits. Speaking of which,
(03:50):
you should check out the place. For example, look at
the balcony. I want to see your reaction to what's there. Oh,
don't make that face at me. There's nothing too weird
out there, just a few things that will allow us
(04:11):
to really enjoy our vacation. Go out there and take
a look. I'm sure you'll like it. Oh, stop asking
questions and see for yourself. I will give you a hint,
though you'll probably want to spend more time outside rather
(04:31):
than in. Go on, then, go on, open the door,
don't just peer outside. Wow is right? You're standing on
roughly one thousand square feet of balcony. Come on, look
(04:54):
look right over there outdoor shower. Imagine the fun we
can have over it. The m and none of our
neighbors can see us. We're completely blocked off by a wall.
Now we just have to be careful about our volume.
Right next to it a hammock. What do you think
(05:18):
can happen over there? Mm? Yeah, yeah, nice afternoon of resting. Yeah,
that is entirely possible. However, I was thinking about something else.
But I guess if you can't figure that out, I'll
(05:39):
just surprise you with that later. M Oh, you like
the sun bed? Huh? I do too. Imagine you minding
your business, enjoying upa sipping on some lemonade or whatever
(06:01):
you desire, and I approach you, crawling closer and closer,
closing the gap between us, kiss on your forehead, on
your nose, and on your lips. Now, would you rather
(06:25):
leave me be so that you could continue reading your book?
Would you not mind me putting the book down for you,
making sure your drink doesn't spill, and having some fun
with you out in the open. I like the way
(06:48):
you think, Dylan. I'm going to give you an experience
that you'll never forget. I also have a little surprise
waiting for us upstairs. Well, do you really want me
(07:10):
to spoil the surprise or would you rather see it
for yourself? But I will say I'd rather you enjoy
them while they're still fresh? Hm? Now what could I
mean by that? Oh? Who knows? Who knows? But your
(07:34):
mouth is really going to love it just as much
as I'm going to love your mouth kissing you? Of course?
What else could I possibly mean by that somebody is
such a pervert. Well, it couldn't be me. I'm an
(07:58):
innocent angel. Nothing but the most wholesome words come out
of this hole. But when a beast's like you gets
a hold of me, I just don't know what happens.
I think somebody's a bad influence on me. Cause now
I can't help but to spoil you. I can't wait
(08:26):
to enjoy the next fourteen days with you aboard this ship.
We're going to have a blast. Now. What's the first
thing that you'd like to do here? Hmm, other than
getting your surprise? What is there to do? Well, we
(08:47):
haven't set off just yet, so on the little deck
they always have a party, a sail away party. We
can do that together, if you don't mind the loud
noise and the barrage of people. I mean, you didn't
come through the normal entrance, so you don't know how
(09:08):
bad it can get. But it's all part of the experience,
so it doesn't hurt to try it. And if you
don't like it, we can always come back here. I'll
go somewhere a little bit more private. There's a library
aboard the ship that barely anybody goes to maybe it
can be quite there for both of us, and if not,
(09:33):
one of the three theaters aboard the ship should be sufficient.
If those don't work, we can always try the private
spa roer. No one can bother us or interrupt us.
Does that sound like a plan fantastic? Well then I
(09:59):
say let's get now and don't make fun of me.
But when I walk through those hallways it gets to
the point where I'm crawling on my hands and knees.
But hey, what can you do. I'm a giant after all. Hello,
(10:22):
and thank you very much for listening to this audio.
I've been wanting to do a vacation audio for a while,
and one of the best vacations I can think of
is cruising. Now, some of you may never have gone
on a cruise before in your life, and some of
you probably have no interest in going on a cruise. However,
(10:43):
it can be tons of fun. And I pulled from
a memory I had going on The Scarlet Lady back
in I think it was twenty twenty one. I remember
going on the balcony and I saw that a they
had a hammock. It's so shocked to see that, but
my brain automatically went to, hey, you can probably do
(11:05):
some dirty things out there. And I also heard that
some other like special cabins had showers outside. So I
was like, oh no, this is a dream come true.
This is a dream come true. If only I had
a significant other to do this with. But yeah, So
I was just grabbing from a memory placing it into
(11:25):
this audio and boom came up with this. Now, when
it comes to wanting to pamper you, that's just me.
That's just what I do, and that's how I roll.
I'd rather give you all the attention that you crave
and desire and deserve before I get any. For example,
if you had a hard dad work, I'm the first
one wanting to massage your feet, give your back massage.
(11:48):
Just just treat you right, treat you nice, because you
certainly didn't get it while you were working for as
long as you did. Yeah, I'm I'm really, I don't
know what they were it is. It's not submissive, it's
just I want to treat you right. I want to
treat you as best as I possibly can compare to
anyone else on the planet. I don't know why I
(12:09):
desire that. I just do. Hey, we all have our quirks.
I don't know if that counts as a quirk or not,
though who knows. That's up for you to decide. Is
that a quirk? I don't know. I've always been told
that I'm just motherly, So what can you do now?
On a side note, thank you to everyone who's followed
(12:30):
me on TikTok. Just what maybe a day or two
ago i was at five hundred followers, now I'm at
seven thirty eight. I appreciate that you are all enjoying
the content and I've been having a lot of fun
just making it. Whether it's a skit or just you know,
inspiration to give to people to get through the day.
(12:50):
I've just been enjoying recording bite sized videos and then
sharing it with you all. So thank you very much. Now,
if you want to follow me on TikTok, that's at
my switch or you can look up method switch talk,
because why not I just do that sometimes I'm a weirdo.
By anyway, thank you all for listening, and I'll talk
to you again another time, all right, Bye bye,
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