August 8, 2025 • 12 mins
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You wandered into the garden of a strong vampire who shockingly doesn't attack you on sight. Instead, she wants to save you. Either you become her pet or push your luck in the wild.
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#f4a #asmrroleplay #vampire
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You wandered into the garden of a strong vampire who shockingly doesn't attack you on sight. Instead, she wants to save you. Either you become her pet or push your luck in the wild.
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Written by: MethodSwitch ◆ ---------------------{ ◈ }--------------------- ◆
Become A Member: / @methodswitch Patreon: / methodswitch Merch: https://methodswitch.net Links: https://methodswitch.carrd.co/
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#f4a #asmrroleplay #vampire
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh, wo'd you look at that? Another human in my garden? Ah?
Your humans are always getting into such trouble. Where is
your owner? Someone should be keeping a much better eye
(00:23):
on you. You don't have one. Oh no, well, that
simply won't do not at all. We're going to have
to fix that, won't we. How about this? You're mine now,
(00:51):
You're coming home with me. Don't be scared. You have
nothing to worry about. I've owned humans before, but I
never keep them. It's not in my nature. I give
(01:11):
them to rescues once I find them. But you, on
the other hand, I want to keep you now. I
should have a collar around my home for that beautiful
neck of yours. I wonder if it will fit. Come
(01:36):
with me, Ah, don't hesitate? Would you rather stay out here?
There are some vampires that aren't so merciful as I.
Do you risk your luck? Or do you come with me? Honestly,
(02:04):
I'm quite shocked that you made it this far. My
neighbors are well. They've been lusting for human blood for
such a long time now it's very hard to find
the quality humans nowadays. Maybe that's why you're on the run.
(02:29):
You must have the best blood money could buy is
that it m how honest? Well, then you surely don't
want to be here. I can see that you don't
(02:51):
trust me. That's a shame. Not all vampires are evil,
you know, just like not all humans are delicious. I
bet you taste horrible. But humans don't have rights in
(03:14):
this world anymore, at least not in public. Your species
has lost the battle and has surely lost the war,
and now vampires rule over this planet. But that doesn't
(03:36):
mean that there can't be some exceptions. Am I evil? Hmm?
Well that would be hard to say. A creature that
is evil may believe that they're in the right. Wouldn't
(03:57):
you agree? They believe in their own heart and soul
that what they're doing is justified and good. But to
another person it would be considered bad. But who's right
in that case? No matter, this choice comes down to you.
(04:27):
All I know is the longer you stay out here,
your chances of survival dwindle. Tik tok. What will your
choice be? Ah? I won't hurt you, and honestly, the
(04:53):
color I have in mind will actually protect you. It's
mighty dangerous to be walking outside by yourself as a
human with an exposed neck, don't you think. Thank you
(05:13):
for understanding it is much better to do this the
easy way than the hard way. For just a moment,
I did heavily consider just taking you. But I'm glad
that you came to your own conclusion. Come with me.
(05:38):
You will be safe with me, well safer than you
once were. I don't understand what do you mean by
don't stare at you like that. I'm looking at you normally,
(06:02):
don't stare at you like you're a living snack. But darling,
you are. And even if you weren't here, this is
simply how I look. I guess I look sinister in
your eyes, but in the eyes of my own people,
(06:27):
I'm considered to be attractive. I don't believe you share
that same sentiment, and that's fine. If I were in
your shoes, I would be the exact same way. Now
come here, I need to put this on you. Uh huh,
(06:52):
don't be scared. I'm not here to hurt you. There
you go now, at least that pretty neck of yours
is safe. Perhaps I need to get cuss for you too.
(07:17):
Your wrists are very easy targets. M Oh sorry, I
just wish to compliment you on such lovely skin, unmarked, unpierced.
(07:46):
How very fortunate for you? How did you get here
in such perfect condition? This is unheard of nowadays. You know,
no human is this perfect? Where do you come from? Ah? Right,
(08:17):
you don't trust me? All right? Then keep your secrets,
keep them for as long as you desire. I can wait. Oh,
don't worry. I'm just joking. Mm. I'm sorry. I've never
(08:43):
choked around before. All I know is that humans like
to do that. M No, I've never successfully told to
choke that a human loved at Have I ever left?
(09:03):
Of course? But at facts and obvious things? Oh, I
go out. I am not cold hearted enough to make
human jokes in front of my pet. You're not my pet.
(09:29):
Then take off the collar. That's what I thought. I'm
sorry to inform you, but there are only two ways
that collar comes off. Either I allow to come off
(09:51):
you with my own hand, or I must perish the second.
The option isn't going to be happening anytime soon, though.
What do you think you're doing? Is that a knife?
(10:13):
A silver knife? You know I don't tolerate violence all that. Well,
I suggest that you put that down before you get hurt.
Do you really think that it is wise to fight me?
(10:35):
Do you think that I'm weak? Come at me? Then?
Is this some type of new way that humans think
(10:55):
those that have just saved their life? I don't quite
like that. Don't worry. You're cute, so I'll let you
off with a warning. If you ever try to attack
me again, I'll suck all the blood out of your body,
(11:18):
and that's only after I've made you suffer. Do you understand, darling?
This is good? This is good? So then do you
have something to tell me? That's all right? You're sorry?
(11:43):
And will you ever do this again? No, you won't.
I don't want to hurt you, but I'll do so
to defend myself. Else. Sit. Are you confused? That's understandable.
(12:09):
I'm sure you've never seen a collie like this before.
I snapped my fingers after a command. And you will
do as I said. You're going to sit there, and
I'm going to go out hunting. I'll come back and
(12:29):
prepare some food for you. Now, be good for me,
my pet,
Oh, wo'd you look at that? Another human in my garden? Ah?
Your humans are always getting into such trouble. Where is
your owner? Someone should be keeping a much better eye
(00:23):
on you. You don't have one. Oh no, well, that
simply won't do not at all. We're going to have
to fix that, won't we. How about this? You're mine now,
(00:51):
You're coming home with me. Don't be scared. You have
nothing to worry about. I've owned humans before, but I
never keep them. It's not in my nature. I give
(01:11):
them to rescues once I find them. But you, on
the other hand, I want to keep you now. I
should have a collar around my home for that beautiful
neck of yours. I wonder if it will fit. Come
(01:36):
with me, Ah, don't hesitate? Would you rather stay out here?
There are some vampires that aren't so merciful as I.
Do you risk your luck? Or do you come with me? Honestly,
(02:04):
I'm quite shocked that you made it this far. My
neighbors are well. They've been lusting for human blood for
such a long time now it's very hard to find
the quality humans nowadays. Maybe that's why you're on the run.
(02:29):
You must have the best blood money could buy is
that it m how honest? Well, then you surely don't
want to be here. I can see that you don't
(02:51):
trust me. That's a shame. Not all vampires are evil,
you know, just like not all humans are delicious. I
bet you taste horrible. But humans don't have rights in
(03:14):
this world anymore, at least not in public. Your species
has lost the battle and has surely lost the war,
and now vampires rule over this planet. But that doesn't
(03:36):
mean that there can't be some exceptions. Am I evil? Hmm?
Well that would be hard to say. A creature that
is evil may believe that they're in the right. Wouldn't
(03:57):
you agree? They believe in their own heart and soul
that what they're doing is justified and good. But to
another person it would be considered bad. But who's right
in that case? No matter, this choice comes down to you.
(04:27):
All I know is the longer you stay out here,
your chances of survival dwindle. Tik tok. What will your
choice be? Ah? I won't hurt you, and honestly, the
(04:53):
color I have in mind will actually protect you. It's
mighty dangerous to be walking outside by yourself as a
human with an exposed neck, don't you think. Thank you
(05:13):
for understanding it is much better to do this the
easy way than the hard way. For just a moment,
I did heavily consider just taking you. But I'm glad
that you came to your own conclusion. Come with me.
(05:38):
You will be safe with me, well safer than you
once were. I don't understand what do you mean by
don't stare at you like that. I'm looking at you normally,
(06:02):
don't stare at you like you're a living snack. But darling,
you are. And even if you weren't here, this is
simply how I look. I guess I look sinister in
your eyes, but in the eyes of my own people,
(06:27):
I'm considered to be attractive. I don't believe you share
that same sentiment, and that's fine. If I were in
your shoes, I would be the exact same way. Now
come here, I need to put this on you. Uh huh,
(06:52):
don't be scared. I'm not here to hurt you. There
you go now, at least that pretty neck of yours
is safe. Perhaps I need to get cuss for you too.
(07:17):
Your wrists are very easy targets. M Oh sorry, I
just wish to compliment you on such lovely skin, unmarked, unpierced.
(07:46):
How very fortunate for you? How did you get here
in such perfect condition? This is unheard of nowadays. You know,
no human is this perfect? Where do you come from? Ah? Right,
(08:17):
you don't trust me? All right? Then keep your secrets,
keep them for as long as you desire. I can wait. Oh,
don't worry. I'm just joking. Mm. I'm sorry. I've never
(08:43):
choked around before. All I know is that humans like
to do that. M No, I've never successfully told to
choke that a human loved at Have I ever left?
(09:03):
Of course? But at facts and obvious things? Oh, I
go out. I am not cold hearted enough to make
human jokes in front of my pet. You're not my pet.
(09:29):
Then take off the collar. That's what I thought. I'm
sorry to inform you, but there are only two ways
that collar comes off. Either I allow to come off
(09:51):
you with my own hand, or I must perish the second.
The option isn't going to be happening anytime soon, though.
What do you think you're doing? Is that a knife?
(10:13):
A silver knife? You know I don't tolerate violence all that. Well,
I suggest that you put that down before you get hurt.
Do you really think that it is wise to fight me?
(10:35):
Do you think that I'm weak? Come at me? Then?
Is this some type of new way that humans think
(10:55):
those that have just saved their life? I don't quite
like that. Don't worry. You're cute, so I'll let you
off with a warning. If you ever try to attack
me again, I'll suck all the blood out of your body,
(11:18):
and that's only after I've made you suffer. Do you understand, darling?
This is good? This is good? So then do you
have something to tell me? That's all right? You're sorry?
(11:43):
And will you ever do this again? No, you won't.
I don't want to hurt you, but I'll do so
to defend myself. Else. Sit. Are you confused? That's understandable.
(12:09):
I'm sure you've never seen a collie like this before.
I snapped my fingers after a command. And you will
do as I said. You're going to sit there, and
I'm going to go out hunting. I'll come back and
(12:29):
prepare some food for you. Now, be good for me,
my pet,
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