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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Well, look what we have here. Uh ah, where do
you think you're going? Mm? How did you get here?
Or did you just stick your nose in the wrong place? Well,
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in this instance, this is the very right place. I
don't know that's good or bad for you, but I
simply don't care. What even are you? M I have
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never seen nor smelt a creature like you before. You're
definitely not from around here. Even think you're from this dimension?
H m hm nope, never have I ever come across
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something like you. You're like a shiny new toy. How lucky
for me, how terrible for you? Oh? And you have
some meat on your bones. I love meats. M hm. Oh.
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You don't want me to hurt you. That's cute. You
don't get a choice here. Your heart rate increased, entertaining.
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I'm not gonna hurt you unless you give me a reason.
That is, do you plan to give me a reason? Hmm?
That's what I like to hear. You want to be
let go, but I love having you in my grip.
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Tell me why I should do something as foolish as that.
If you can come on, speak, don't be shy. You
can trust me. We're friends. We are now, because I
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don't think you are in the position to fight back
on that. Besides, I think you'd want to be my friend,
or else you'd be my enemy. You don't want to
be my enemy. Look at my eyes and tell me
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that you think you can fight me. Ooh, you've gone
completely silent. Ah, so adorribly pathetic. Hm. Let's see ah ah,
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don't move. The more you squirrel, the more I'll see
you as a threat. And I wouldn't be able to
control myself if I see you as a threat. Understand,
then don't move a muscle. Mm hmm. You smell like
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a completely ordinary creature. I smell no magic on you,
so you don't possess any special abilities. Hmm a very
odd scent. You are completely average? Or do you m
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you will do? I was hoping for someone a little
bit more stronger, someone that would be a challenge, But
I will have you. What do I mean? Well, if
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you really must know, it's mating season and I'm in heat.
I'm sure you're a smart enough creature to know what
this means. Put two and two together. Are you kidding me? Oh,
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you don't know? Are you joking with me? Trying to
play dumb? No, then how about I show you? Then?
Why you some nerves? You have nothing to worry about
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afraid that I can't show you a good time? The
ever increasing bump of your harpee is so much fun
to listen to. It'll be even more fun once we
get down to business. I can't produce offspring by just talking,
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So let's get started. Hm, you're not ready yet? What's
the hold up? What's my name? I guess you do
need a name to scream. My name Isrilla, like gorilla warfare,
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not the animal. What do I like to eat? Whatever
you give me? Darling? Ah? What are with these questions? Oh? Ah,
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you're stalling, aren't you. I am not the biggest fan
of stalling. If you're going to use a tactic to
delay the inevitable, it'd better be a good one. I'll
make you mind. H Oh, don't complain. It wasn't even
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that deep of a bite. Oh fine, But what question
do you have now? Oh? I'm a very special creature.
It doesn't matter if you are a man or a woman.
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I'll be able to reproduce with you, and I can
prove it to you. Look, you are not going anywhere,
understand I only get one chance in this life to reproduce,
and I'm not going to miss it. Whether you're of
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my species or not, I don't care whether you're a
man or woman. I don't care. All I care about
is that you exhaust me and make it that I
can no longer move. At that point, you can leave
if you want to. If not, there's always round two
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and three and four, however long we wish to go.
Where's the love? How well I love something that's playing
hard to get? I don't play these types of games.
I'm direct. If I have interest in you, I'm going
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to tell you, and I told you why I need you. Hey,
somebody's smart. Yeah, I'm just pulling your chain. I did
say you're free to leave, which was a lie. Sorry
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you believed me for a moment, didn't you. M hmm. Look,
you've been marked. I'm not just gonna let go of
something I've marked. That's like getting rid of a really
really good bone. I would never do such a thing,
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and now you're my really good bone. I am not
giving you up. You could try to escape by all means.
You just might give me a really good workout as
I track you down. The balls in your court sweetheart,
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do we do this the easy way or the hard way? Oh?
So now you're tired of pretending. Why were you pretending? Hah,
you're afraid to be informal. Oh look at me. I'm
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as informal as it gets. You don't know if this
is a dream or reality. I can tell you without
a shadow of a doubt, this is one hundred percent real.
Oh you've never been with some one before, then let's
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change that.