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February 13, 2025 • 40 mins
Jackie brings up a dispute Nico Blitz has with his family regarding pumping gas and expiration dates on food and other products.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Cut moosta kyo, everyone, what's popping? Everybody? My name is
Nico Blitz and I'm Jack Herman, and welcome back to
another episode of Mexicpino podcast. We're here, We're alive. It
is currently raining. Yeah, it's currently raining, just as it
was raining in the place that we were at, which
is basically going to be the premise of this entire

(00:21):
podcast pretty much. But you know, we we wanted to
get into something that is literally happening in real time right.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Now, yes, like as literally right before we pushed record. Also,
if you're looking at my nails, ignore my pinky now
because my nail fell off if you're watching the video version.
But yeah, currently, right now, Nico's family and I, oh,
we're in a group chat and we are currently in
a dispute about, uh, whether this instance of Nico filling

(00:52):
up my gas counts or not because premise, Nico has
never filled up my gas in the time span that
we've been dating, except for one time recently until this
was brought up, So I have so one time after
we brought up the fact that Nico does not pump
my gas, which means I have after the fact, so

(01:14):
like he didn't do it prior to like us having
this conversation, so I forgot how it came up.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh, you were talking about the show.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yes, we were. I was at work and we had
to go do something. We had to go meet with
like a client, a Toyota client, and we went to
their building and then we all carpolled in one car
and the guys asked me. They're like, hey, does Nico
pump your gas? And I said, no, he does it,
and they all were like what, And I was just like, yeah,

(01:44):
he never has. Like is that like a weird thing
because I don't know, like I've never had anybody pump
my gas. Like that's just not a thing for me.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah. Same, I've never had anybody pump my gas either.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, But it's the fact that like they they were like, no, Jack,
like that's weird, like Nico should be pumping your gas,
and I'm just like, okay, well, like I don't expect
him to, but like in the back of my head,
I've always like I've always seen like people's like boyfriends
or husband's like pump the gas for them. So I

(02:15):
was just like, Okay, maybe I guess it is weird.
I'm not sure, like I don't know. So then they're
like yeah, like we can't defend Nico on this one.
And then we brought it up to his family and
his family was like even his mom was like, why
would you not pump her gas? His brother in law
was like, like, you got a pump her gas? Like
what the hell are you doing? And then his sister

(02:38):
Ella judged him, and then even his brother in law's
mom like Hella judged him too, And I was just like,
was I supposed to say something at the beginning? I
wasn't sure, like if this was part of like a
boyfriend girlfriend like contract that like the boyfriend or the
like pemps the gas. And then like when we brought
it up, that's when he goes like I'll pump heer gass.

(02:58):
I pumper gass. And then the one time that he
pumped my gas, I was not in the car. He
took my car because my car was the first car
in the garage and he needed to go to his
haircut appointment and I only had like seven miles on
the on the car and so he pumped my gas
and right now his family's like, hey, like that doesn't count.
His mom said that doesn't count because I wasn't in

(03:20):
the car.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, but guess what, I already had spent fifty dollars
to get my haircut done, and then I spent another
fifty dollars to pump the gas. So if that doesn't count,
if I didn't.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Count, I didn't know we were keeping track of how
much you spent on it.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh, because I'm talking about the logic. No, I'm talking
about the logic right now, because if it doesn't count,
then do you owe me fifty dollars?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
No, now he's asking for his fifty bag.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Because the logic that my mom, because the logic that
my mom had on this makes absolutely zero sense. What
do you mean it doesn't count?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Your mom says, saying it doesn't count because I wasn't
in the car. I think, like, yes, you filled my gas,
and I love you for that, Thank you so much. However,
I get what your mom is also trying to say
that it doesn't count because I wasn't in the car.
And the whole premise was that when I drive my
car and Nico is with me, and he's in the

(04:17):
passenger seat and I have to stop for gas, he
doesn't get out, and I think That's why your mom
is saying it doesn't count, because the whole thing was
based on I drive my car and you're in the
passenger seat, and when I need to stop for gas,
you don't get off.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
So then what is it that I did? Then? What
did I do when I took your car? Tell me?
What did I do when I took you? Wait? Wait? Wait?
What did I do when I took your car? I
got my haircut and I filled your tank? What do
you call that?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
You just did a good deed. You did a good deed.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
That I don't do for anybody else?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
So what do you call that a good deed? But
I'm not saying that it doesn't count, your mom, I
was saying that it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Do you think it doesn't count?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
I think it like counts, but like I don'tkay, So.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I'm not arguing anything.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I'm just saying, we're just talking about what your mom
said and what your family's saying, because like, I get
what your mom is also trying to say, which is
which is in her eyes? And like, and I understand it.
It doesn't count. It counts, But it also doesn't because

(05:30):
the whole like storyline was based on and correct me
if I'm wrong that I drive my car. You're in
the passenger seat, and when I stopped for gas, you
don't get out. Correct. That's how this all got brought
up that one day. So that's what your mom is saying,

(05:50):
is that it doesn't count because I wasn't in the car,
because that's what the whole like, why don't you do
this for Jackie? Like like that's what she's saying, doesn't count,
Like I wasn't in the car. Okay, but you get
but you get that, right.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I get you. But here's here's how I'm gonna defend myself. Right, no,
you no, like you did? You did?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
You did?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
This is what I'm gonna rebuttal no, And this is
how I'm gonna rebuttal.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Nico just can't be wrong because.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I just don't believe I'm wrong. So so no, no, no,
check this out. Check this out. Let's say let's say
I'm at the crib and you're at work. Yeah, right,
and let's just say you had a long ass day
and you had to like extend your hours. Let's say
I cooked, right, but when I cooked, you weren't in

(06:44):
the house. You weren't inside the house. Wait, wait wait, wait, wait,
wait wait wait wait.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Literally not the same thing.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
So if I'm inside the house and I'm cooking, and
just because you came Hella later to eat and let's
just say I finished eating, does that not mean I
cooked for you?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
But yeah, it doesn't mean you cook for me. However,
that also like why would you eat without me? That's
real shit, though, real shit.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Though I've literally told you you can eat without.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Me, and I wait for you because I.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Say, no, don't wait, literally just do it. I literally
tell you, just do it.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
The only time I don't wait for Nico to eat
is when he's like out, like at a gig, and like,
I'm not gonna wait till like two am to eat.
But like, for the most part, if Nico's at a
session and like I have to wait like an hour,
not that I have to wait if I can wait
an hour, like I'll wait an hour. Yeah, but Nico
will eat without me.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Well that's fine because like, let's say you're gonna be
out with your friends. Crazier, let's say you're gonna be
out to your friends with o'clock yeah, and then so yeah,
I'm gonna eat.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, But I'm saying like if it's like an hour
or something like oh wait, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah exactly, so like yeah, I will willingly wait. But
if I verbally tell you eat without me, eat without
me and I'm not tripping, that's literally.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Not the same thing. We were talking about gas and
the fact that like when we're at a gas station,
you sit in the passenger seat playing Pokemon Go while
I put my own gas.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Hey, all I know is when you're in the passenger seat,
I don't even think about how because that's not.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Like literally yes, and it is a double standard. It
is a double standard. It is a double standard. I
don't care, like yes, but it's the fact that like,
like you are the like man in this relationship, and
that's what people I think, Like it's just like oh,
like if you want to take care of her, take

(08:47):
care of her in all aspects.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
So we're going back to like the eighteen hundreds where
it's like, oh, I got to rely on the man
to do everything.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
I didn't say everything to.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Do oh I say everything.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, you literally said all aspects of aspects, like you know,
it's more gentleman, like you know, like you open the door,
Why do you open the door for me? I want
to yeah, but why do you open it? Because I
want to, But there's a much deeper meaning to it
that you just don't want to make because you're a gentleman. Correct,
because you're a gentleman.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Correct If that's what?

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Sure, you're such a vuls You're such a vulsionar. Every
time I'm gonna make a point, Nico tries to be like,
I mean, like, if you want, like I guess, I
don't know, you could just say yes or no.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
So then what falls what in your eyes under everything
that is gentlemen, like like.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Being a handyman around around the like house around you know,
being a handyman. And I'm not saying that I can't
do it because I am. Also, I think we live
in a time now where, like you know, I grew
up with a dad that was just like very much like, hey,
you're gonna learn to do this because you need to learn,

(10:07):
you know, and you need to be independent. And I
understand that. But also at the same time, my dad
has also raised me, Hey, find a partner that is
going to take care of you. So that way, yes,
if you can do this on your own, but you

(10:28):
have him to like rely on to do these things.
As well. Does that make sense?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
So back to my question, what falls under gentlemanly things
to do?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Generally things to do is just like knowing how to
put things together, knowing how to problem solve opening a
door for me, which you do, like I've always I
never like had someone to pump my gas. I will

(11:01):
say my dad has pumped my gas when like we
were first learning how to like drive, I was first
learning how to drive, like he would be like, you
stay in the car, I'll pump the gas. But then
even if I was to like pump my gas my
own gas with my dad, like, it's because he was
teaching me how to do it.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
So it wasn't gentlemanly of your dad. It's because he
was teaching you how to do it.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Well. No, there was instances where he would do it himself,
and there was instances where he would tell me, hey, Jack,
come out so I can show you how to do
it too, because I'm not going to just go my
whole life without knowing how to fucking pump my own gas.
But at the same time, it's one of those things
where it's like, if you're in the car with me

(11:50):
and I have to pump my own gas. It's like, hey,
maybe you could stay in the car, Like I'm not
asking you to pay for it. I'm not asking you
to pay for it. But it's like I think the
thing is is like you get out and pump. That's
what like a lot of people, I think, honestly, the
consensus is that a lot of people are like, why

(12:10):
don't you pump your gas?

Speaker 1 (12:12):
I mean because I'm able to pump my own gas,
and I don't think any I literally walk my wait
wait wait wait, wait, wait wait, can I get mine off?
Like literally, I go out my entire life not expecting
anybody from anything or anything from anybody. Rather, I will
literally I will literally go pump my gap. I will

(12:32):
do everything that I need to do.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
I'm a bustle ego right now.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Go ahead, go ahead, because I.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Don't walk through I'm gonna change the camera and.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I don't and I don't and I know you don't, right,
I don't expect for you to think. I know you
don't expect for me to do everything for you, and
I know that one hundred percent. But with a little bit,
when there comes to a point to where.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's like your thing is if it's expected you won't
do it.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
No. My thing is if I'm able to do it
on my own, I am going to do it.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Yeah. Well, what if I'm not able to do something
on my own, I'm not saying the gas. I'm not
saying the gas. Then you'll do it, right, Yeah, I'll
do it. But okay, you're able to cook on your own, right,
Yeah I would do it. Okay, you would do it,
but I do it. And yeah it's a real we
agree to. But it's also a nice thing, right, It's like.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Well, yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
So my other argument was when we go to certain
places to like that are not California and they pump
your gas for you, are you going to get off
and tell them, hey, no, I got it.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
No, because that's their job.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
One, that's their job, and two you're like, oh, well
if somebody's gonna do it, and like, no, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
It's actually illegal for me to get out and do that.
I'm not able to do that. It's not like, oh
they're gonna do it. I'm just gonna fuk up. No,
it's illegal for me to do it.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
For you to do it, it is you can't.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
No, you can't do it. I promise you. You can't.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Nico is such a bullshitter, go ahead, a bullshter. No, Like,
I literally it's the fact that he's like, he thinks
that it's me. It's me bringing this up, Like, why
don't you put my gas?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
I'm reading? Let me read this right now, I put
is it illegal to pump gas in New Jersey? Yes,
it's illegal to pump your own gas in New Jersey.
My point was proven.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
What about Oregon? Because isn't organ one of those states?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Let's see. See.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
My thing is is that Nico thinks that I, like,
I'm the enemy right now, and I'm not. It's literally
everybody else that's the enemy, because they're the ones telling
him and giving him ship as to why he doesn't
put my guess.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
So it said. This is where it's kind of confusing.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
When you were reading it. Look at it.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Says Orgon allows people to pump their own gas despite objections.
Still New Jersey, Organ and a handful of other states
never lifted their self service bands, so the bands are
still there. It's still technically illegal.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
They said that you can technically in order not in
New Jersey. But I literally just fucking said Organ. I
asked about Orgon.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, Jersey.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
You see how it is live with this man. And
I asked about something specifically, He's all like, yeah, but
in like New Jersey, I asked about orgon, I asked
about organ.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, but I also said that in certain we had
we had we.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Had like covered New Jersey, and then I asked about
organ and then you're like, yeah, but in New Jersey,
I asked about fucking organ.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Okay, it's still illegal.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
The whole premise of this was that Nico doesn't really
pump my gas, So you guys let me know. You
guys let me know, or you let him know. Who's right,
who's wrong? What the fuck like if it counts that
he gave me a full tank of gas. And I
wasn't in the car when the whole thing, when the
whole situation started, or the whole like topic started, because

(16:26):
I'm in the car. I'm driving my own car. He's
in the passenger seat, and when I get to a
gas station, he doesn't say, Babe, I'll pump the gas.
He sits in the passenger seat and plays Pokemon Go,
which again I never had a problem with and I
still don't have a problem with, but people give him
shit about it. People give him shit about it, so

(16:48):
let us know.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Hey, man, I don't even see why we're arguing then,
because if you're.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Nico's attacking me as if I'm the person for the people,
I'm arguing for the people because I get it. I
because like you're like, my mom doesn't that makes no
fucking sense, And I'm like, I get you, and I
also get hurt.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Hey. All I gotta say to my mom is what
you see? Yah. All I'm saying is if it don't
if it doesn't count, then I need fifty dollars from somebody.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I just call your mom.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
No, no, because like man, because honestly, fifty dollars from somebody?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Wait, why call her?

Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's just you getting gas bro, not bumping hers. That's
what Jason said.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Just better, he said, that's just you getting gas bro,
that's not bumping hers.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Then Jason owed me fifty dollars. Somebody owe me fifty
dollars if that don't wait wait wait wait, let me
ask this. Wait, wait, let me ask you. Let me
ask you, because what would you rather have? Would you
rather have me fill up your tank in full or
me pump your gas and you pay for it? No? No,

(18:01):
I know, I'm just asking. I'm asking you a genuine question.
Would you rather me fill up your tank or you
pay for your tank but me have to fill it up?
I mean no, but what would you rather have?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I don't know because I paid for my tank, like
my whole life, so like I don't care.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
So, but what would you rather have? A? Or B?

Speaker 2 (18:26):
If I'm being so honest, what I'd rather have you
bump my gat out.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
The fuck out because I hey, hey, we live in
this different presidency. Man. All I'm saying is somebody somebody
better fill mate. I could give a fuck if you
so you.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
So you so you admit that you'd rather have somebody
fill your tank.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, like give me fifty no, no, give me fifty
dollars so I can fill my tank, is what I'm saying.
I don't care if anybody ever grabs the freaking pump.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Because you know what it is. It's not even if
it's it's someone, it's your significant other doing that like
being like hey, no, no, no, no, Like I like, I'll
go out. You can stay in here because I am
a woman, and you know how scared I am to
just go fucking put my gas in general, like I
get so scared to put my gas either way, I

(19:22):
Nigo literally knows how scared I am to do anything
by myself. Like I don't like going to the gas
station by myself. I don't like going shopping by myself.
If I'm here by myself in the apartment while he
like is gone, I sleep with a fucking bat next
to me. I sleep with the knife hidden in the bed,
I sleep with pepper spray, and I sleep with a taser.
You're really gonna make jokes.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
About this right now, I'm making no jokes.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
You're fucking smirking at the camera. So yes, I'd rather
have him get out of the car than me to
put my gas.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Okay, that's that's good. That's good to know. And the
fact is we haven't talked about this until.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
We literally talk no no, no no, and so literally talk about this.
That's fucking crazy. But okay, that's crazy. I still think
we should get your family on the phone.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
He call him, call him, call all of them all right, Literally,
I will literally argue here for them, like we're gonna
scrap everything that we are going to talk about.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
We're literally just talking to a podcast dedicated is crazy.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I'm getting roasted like I literally filled the tank. Bro
I filled the tank. Mm hmmm. Put them against the mic.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
So we're filming Mexic Pino podcast right now, and the
topic is the gas.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Put their thing on loud. Put oh, put it on loud?
Now put the.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Confused as to why you think it doesn't count. I
know why it doesn't count, but he's confused as to
why it doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Of course he's confused because it's.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
What does that even mean?

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Because that doesn't count because you had to go get gas.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
No, I did the way you had to go get gas.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
No, I didn't because I could have. No, I didn't
because I literally could have just said switched cars. I
literally could have just said, let's switch cars. I'm taking
my car because I have a full tank. But no,
I literally willingly, I literally willingly got your car and
I filled it after my haircut. So fifty dollars became

(21:31):
one hundred something dollars and I said nothing about it
until today when I'm getting roasted for something good that.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
I did you ask for fifty dollars back?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
The No, I didn't ask from you. No, we'll play
it back. I didn't ask from you. I'm saying, if
that doesn't count, then somebody owes me fifty dollars. I
didn't say you did. I'm saying, whoever saying that it
doesn't count, owes me fifty dollars. If it doesn't count,
Chance Charge is trying to say, Hi, Hi, Chance, my

(22:04):
nephew Chance is on the line too. Hi. It has
to be you.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Guys are like randomly driving and Jackie is in the car,
and oh, let me let.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Me do this, Hi Chance.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Okay, sure you know what he said?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Sure? Sure, Oh my.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
God, Okay, Mom, let me ask you this, mom, Mom, Mom,
let me ask you this. Would you rather have dad
pay for your gas like a full tank and you
pump it? Or would you rather you pay for your
full tank and he pump it.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
I just don't want to pump because usually I pay
for it anyway.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
But he pumped.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
That's what I That's literally what I said. I'm like,
I've been paying for my gas for like my whole life,
so I'd rather have somebody pump my gas for me.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
No, we're moving a New Jersey. We're fucking moving to
New Jersey. Makets me. No podcasts in New Jersey. You
know we have somebody just just do the gas every
single time. We're going to New Jersey, We're going to Oregon.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, oh my god, this man is dressing over a
gas right now.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I'm not even stressing.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Man.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
So the real, the real, Uh, this weekend when you drive.
So let's see what happens.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, we're gonna be driving my car. I have a
fulk I have a somewhat half tank right now. I'm
gonna pay to go there, I'm gonna pay to come back.
I'm gonna pump my gas. And guess what, I'm not
gonna complain. Like, I'm not saying you're complaining. I'm saying
your complaint. I'm not gonna complain. I'm not saying you're complaining.

(24:02):
I'm just saying I'm not gonna say a word about
it because I never have. I never have. But you
know what, for the times, when for the times when
Jackie has for the times when Jackie has filled my tank,
I'm very happy about it, and I say thank you.
For the times my mom or my dad has filled

(24:23):
my tank, I'm very happy about it, and I say
thank you. And not at one point in my entire
life has anybody picked up the thing and filled my tank.
And I'm perfectly fine with that. I'm perfectly fine with that.
I can continue on for the rest of the seventy
years that I may or may not have on this
earth to just but we're women.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
We don't pump gas regarding guess. I'm not independent fun.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, that's actually very true. Do you know how long
I've had to get me into my car and I
haven't got it. I haven't gotten me into my car
in a very long time.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah, it's all good, it's all good.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
We've been talking about this for thirty minutes, twenty five
minutes and twenty three seconds to be exact.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
All right, all right, thanks tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Bye, Okay, let me ask you this. Let me ask you.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Damn your mom even agreed with me. She's like, I
don't want to pump my own guess. I'd rather have
someone pump my guess for me.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Oh that's so crazy. I'd rather just have a full tank.
Thank you, bye.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
And that's you.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
I'm not you, So let me ask you.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Pod you buried. I got you with that one. I
was like, that's you, that's not me.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Sure, Yes, I agree, I agree, I agree, you would
rather I agree that you would rather have me pump
your tank, and I would rather you fill my tank? Okay, picking, okay,
we agree to agree. Now would you rather let's he

(26:14):
does that? Now? Would you rather Okay, let's say let's
say the fridge is just like empty and whatnot?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Right?

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Would you rather? Would you rather me buy all the
groceries or would you rather buy the groceries and let
me cook? Oh now it's a tough question.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
No, because I thought you were gonna say, would you
rather buy the groceries and then like me just pay
you for my half?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
No? No, because it is the same situation.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Basically, No, I'd rather you have to buy the groceries
because okay, your version of cooking is like, it's not
a baby.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
What do you mean? I could make a mean spam
fried rice.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, and that's what we'd be eating for the next.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Five days, you know what I mean? A little bit
of spaghetti.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Something you just know, like like I that See, that's
the thing is that like if I let Nico cook,
he would make spaghetti at one point. And I fucking
hate spaghetti.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I love spaghetti, man, I hate spaghetti.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
I I hate like traditional spaghetti. Now I used to
love it as a kid, but I think I hated
so much as a kid that like I don't so no,
I would rather you buy the groceries and then me
just have to make something with those groceries. I would
not have you cook because not that you're a bad cook,
but like the fact that.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
You are.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
You cook like a guy that is single. You cook
like a guy that's single, and like a struggling college student.
You're like one.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
So what does that entail? Explain to the people, what
does that? What does that look like? What does that?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
It's literally a whole fucking pack of pasta and you
make spaghetti for the next five days, you do spam
fried rice. But like the spam, like it's almost questionable
that like if it's still if it's still good spam.
You always kind of expired like stuff. First of all,

(28:23):
use how expired condiments like all the time, like you
don't get rid of them. There's probably a few in
our fridge right now that we that I like still
use and like I get that, but like when I
first met you, you everything was expired, like everything, like
everything was expired. And then like you have to admit,

(28:43):
I make chicken and the air fire way better than you. Like,
Nico's chicken in the air fire is like bone dry,
and like there was one time, there was one time,
there was one time when we were first dating that
Nico made chicken and rice. It was literally just white

(29:04):
rice and chicken, and he made the chicken in the
air fire and that shit was so dry that he
was like telling me, like, you could put more sauce
on it if you are or like more hot sauce
so it could just get juicy and it wasn't so
hard to cut. It was crazy. So yeah, I'd rather
you like buy the groceries and me have to make

(29:25):
something out of that.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Hey, But to defend myself, like I remember, I think
it was Valentine's Day when I made us like steaks
or something, and that shit was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, but the thing was about that, like that was
really good. That was really good, and I really appreciate that.
But the thing was the steak was this thick.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
That was a good steak.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
It was this thick and you can make like four
steaks out of that because there was two steaks this
thick and you could cut them in nap and just
make two.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie if I can recall that day.
I ate a little bit beforehand too, and I was like, fuck,
this is so much.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
You also made shrimp with it too, That's why. Yeah,
a lot there was a lot of fucking food.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Can we talk about expiration you know what?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
I noticed? You know what, Yeah, we could talk about
expiration days. But I did notice that a lot of
like a lot of Filipinos and a lot of Filipinos households,
you guys don't throw away like your condiments, like you like,
there's a lot of expired things and in your guys's pantry.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Because it still works.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, I'm not like that. I'm not like that. Like say,
there are some Latino households that like like my like
I grew up in a Mexican household that like was
now when it expires, it expires like for me, and
I might get shipped for this, But for me, if
I see an expiration day and it's the day before

(30:43):
or the day of, I won't eat it. Like milk,
I am very particular about milk. Like if it says
February like seventeenth, and it's February sixteenth, I'm like, okay,
I can still drink it. I guess but the day
turns February seventeenth, I'm like, I can't drink it. If

(31:04):
it's February eighteenth, I like literally want to throw up
thinking about drinking that milk.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I will agree when it comes to like milk specifically.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Like dairy products, yeah, because it just goes badly, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Like even like if you have like cheese or something
and you see like the little fuzz is grown on
and whatnot, it's like, yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Like I don't even let it get to that point,
to that point.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
But when it comes to like dairy products, I will
one hundred percent agree, like yeah, let's just throw it away.
But when it comes to stuff like bread, like bread.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
You with bread, you make bread last like a fucking
like like apocalypse, you will make bread last than all.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, because expiation is always just like it's a recommendation.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
It is not a recommendation.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
It is a recommendation.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
It's no.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Inspiration. Data on products are a recommend.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I remember there was one time when we were first
starting to date Nico, we had we were having dinner.
He had made like something and I forgot what it was,
and then he gives me this sauce to like put
on it, put on the dinner. And I looked at
the expiration day it was two years old, and that
it was when we first started dating.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Okay, okay, And I was just like, well that I
agree that that I can agree to.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
And I was like, well, it should have been the
red flag. This should have been the red flag. But
like I loved him too much.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
That I will agree is nasty that I'll agree to, Okay,
Like I'm not even fronting like two years old on like, no.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
There's hellishit that there was hell of shit that was
like old when we first started dating, and it wasn't
until like I moved in that like even then. Sometimes
like now, if I if there's something that's expired in
the fridge and like I toss it and it's only
like a week expired, Nico will give me the easiest
fucking look like I am throwing away like fifty dollars

(33:03):
of cash in front of his face, Like I'm like no,
like this is bad, Like I'm not gonna eat this
and you're not gonna eat this because I'm not gonna
cook it and you're not gonna cook it, Like so
what are we doing here?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Dog? Like yeah, that's fine. Okay, so I'll agree on
like certain food products and like condiments, I'll agree. Okay,
I now you will I agree. Now I'll agree. But
you know, if like the Ketchup's like two weeks, it's
like if.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
The ketchup is like yeah, like I mean, but also
too leftovers. Nico will let leftovers sit for so long
it is crazy. I am. I don't like leftovers like
I like, I love them. I don't like leftovers at all,
Like I like, I'll eat them. But like if it's

(33:50):
like like last night's dinner, yeah, yeah, I'll eat it today.
But if I don't eat it past today or tomorrow,
then I'm not gonna eat it. Like I just it
just sits there, and I'm like, I'm not gonna I'm
not gonna freaking eat this.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
So I believe, uh, leftovers, you know, whether whether you
buy it out, whether it's like food from like a
restaurant or like food that you cooked like the night
before or whatever, I believe it is good for at
least four days.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Four days is valid.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Four days is pretty valid.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
It's valid. But I go, like, if I don't eat
it after two, I'm not eating it.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Oh, I'll eat it.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah, that's the thing between you and I. Like Neco's
just the vacuum in our relationship. Also, he's just like
he just he just swamos everything.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
I'll say this, if it's like from a if it's
it's if it's food from a restaurant, you have a
good three four days. If it's something that you cooked
at home, like pasta or something you have the whole week.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, no, I can't. I can't eat weekle pasta, Yeah,
the whole week, can't. We I mean that I'm not
even excited about the pasta that I made last night.
To be honest, it's not about had lunch today.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
It's not about like excitement. It's about survival. What are
you surviving?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
We're not in the fucking walking dead.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
No, But I'm saying, like you gotta treat this post.
We're not, I'm saying, but I'm saying, like, you know
you got that.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
This goes back to Nico fucking cooking and like living
like a college single student.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Like, hey, I'm used I'm used to or rather what
when I first moved here, I was used to just
working off of a twelve hour, twelve hours per hour
job type situation maybe like maybe making like sixty dollars
a day. We have to make it work, you feel me?
A situation pasta made on Monday is good till next Monday.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
You feel me crazy? I can't do that. That's a
fucking girls. I want to throw up thinking about that.
I will, I can't. I can't sometimes like nah, I can't.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Let me give you. Let me give you another expiration tip, right,
let me give you another expiration tip. So, like, for example,
this is something I still do today, right, Okay, look
at my eyes.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
This is crazy. This one is absolutely insane and every
Oh my god, I hope this finds its way to
an eye doctor. Oh my god, because I already know
what it is. Wow, Okay, because you don't believe me,
and I know that this is gonna fuck you up
one day.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
No, it's not because okay, let me let me just
talk about it, right, Let me just talk about it, right.
So I go to Costco right to get my eye exams. Right,
and with these eye exams, I have contact lenses. And
for those of you who do not wear contacts, the
thing is you have day old contacts, you know, like

(37:00):
daily use contacts that you yeah, the day, yeah, one
a day. You have the week old contacts that you're
supposed to change out, charge out every week, and then
you have the month old contacts, which you change out
every single month.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
That's what I do. I have the month one.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
I also have the month old contacts.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
You have week ones or day one?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
No, no, no, no, I don't I have month old contacts.
Oh okay, okay, So with my month old contacts, I
end up using them for like three months.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
He uses one pair for three months, And I think
that is absolutely freaking insane. And not only does he
use them for three months, he sleeps with them sometimes
he sleeps with them on. He sleeps with his contacts on.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
And let me that that happens like maybe once a week.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
If I'm like, Hi, do you know what's crazy? Is
that you probably there was this thing that I saw
on social media that this girl like would sleep with
contacts like here and there, and she started to get
a pain in her eye and she went to go
get like examined, and they pulled it out like a
stack of fucking contacts that she had no idea was

(38:04):
like in her eyeball.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
No, but the thing is, like, I'm very good at
A either taking them out or B. The next morning,
I will take them out and then because I literally
because I literally cannot see, so I will know if
I don't have contacts in my eye.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yeah, but they're like the next day, if you sleep
with them on, you take them out, rehydrate them, and
then put them back on.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yeah, and they're good. And guess what, wait, wait, and
guess what. I've been doing this ever since. I've been
doing this ever since I was like fourteen years old.
And guess what. My eyes have not deteriorated. They have
not gotten worse. Because every time I've gotten checked in,
they're like, yeah, your eyes, your eyes are the same.
I'm like, cool, but I don't need to tell the

(38:47):
eye doctor that I've been using the same pair of
contacts for like three months.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
All the Filipino optometris are going to be on nicos As.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
But what does that mean? What does that mean though?
Because it works because clearly the contact still work. My
eyes do not deteriorate that you know that. I mean
they don't iris probably like two years ago. But guess what,
every single time, every year, No, But the thing is,

(39:16):
every single time I've went they're like your eyes are
the same.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Okay, you went to the optantris two years ago. How
long was it before that that you went to?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Only another two years? But guess what, No matter what,
every time I've went.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Do you guys see what I deal with? Do you
guys see what I deal with?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Every time I've went? They have? They don't even say anything.
I don't even say anything.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I'm just gonna keep a question. This is my future husband.
Ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Amen, Amen, Well, ladies and gentlemen. This is definitely not
what we were going to talk about on the Mexicano podcast.
But here you go, the raw, uncut, unedited version.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Which it always is.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Oh yeah, for sure, but this was more uh raw
and uncut because we didn't even expect to talk about
this today. Yeah, we're here, man.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Mario's story is we're gonna I'm gonna start doing this.
Moral of the podcast is Nico doesn't put my gas.
It doesn't count that he uh filled up my gas
that one time that it was not in the car,
and Nico is I His eyesight apparently never seems to worsen,
and he sleeps with contacts and uses month old contacts

(40:36):
for three months yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
So if you wanted to skip the entire podcast and
head over to forty minutes, uh, there it is.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
There, it is.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
My name is Nico Blitz and and we will see
you next time on Mexic Pano podcast.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Oh and I'm missing a nail.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Oh
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