March 31, 2025 • 37 mins
The Midlife Crisisses are back! On today's episode, Tyson Apostol (@tysonapostol) Bradley Hasemayer (@bhaz) and William Drumm (@williamdrumm) explore different strategies for staying young. Whether it's botox, hair transplants, facials, or taking one of our big ol' silly straws and plunging that bad boy straight into the fountain of youth for a sippy sip, we've got it covered on this here episode!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome back to Midlife Crisises. I'm Tyson, one of the hosts.
Thank you so much for liking, subscribing, commenting, sharing all
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(00:24):
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Speaker 2 (00:34):
We really want to hear for you guys too. We
want to hear about your midlife crisises. We want to
know what kind of stuff you are going through so
that we can talk about it and share our insights
about trying to survive this boat as well.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So let's get into it.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
What have you guys done in the realm of looking young,
feeling young, et cetera. Any of the kind of stuff
that maybe you would have been like, that's ridiculous when
you were younger, and you're like, I'm a.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Dude, I used to be very judgmental about people doing
these sorts of things. And yes, there's no too far.
If it's going to make you feel confident, the.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Use this little mini vacuum to suck out all the
They all suck into a little jar, and then you
can look at them all but around like a bunch
of sea monkeys.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
We're the midlife crisis is three dudes, a bunch of
crisises more than three, but we're all here. I'm Tyson Apostle.
We also have William Drum what's up? William?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Hey? Everybody?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
And Drum William the Man of many Words.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
He's reading Avtella prompter. Guys.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I think that that's what happened. It just got stuck.
William's got a sweet hat. Haven't seen the quicksilver hat before,
but it's very on brand for you.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah. Yeah, I got a bunch of new hats because
I was jealous of Tyson, so I got like five
new ones.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Man, you'll never true. Don't try to keep up with
Tyson with hats. I just don't imagine that's possible. Even
Lidd's the store is like, let's pull it back at true.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
It could be. I. Yeah, I don't have any new
hats as of late, but I need to get on
that again. We also have Bradley here those that don't recognize.
For the video, he is clean shaven for the first
time in a decade.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
More than a decade and a half fifth.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Decade in a year, which is really a freak show.
To the kids, like I cut my hair a week ago. Yeah,
that's right, and my kids both right crying, kids, Yeah,
do not Why did you cut your hair? And I
was like, because it tickled the back of my neck sometimes,
and they they're fine now, they totally no response whatsoever now.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
But yeah, Day one was a little bit rough. I
thought my five year old would be more of a protester.
He's very sensitive to those types of things, and.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
He was like.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I gave him a lot of leeway leading up to it, like, hey,
my cheeks are going to be smooth like your cheeks.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
You know, I'm going to win. And he was like, no,
you're not.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
And then my daughter, I was like, this is how
it's going to be, and she's like, Okay, no big deal, Okay,
no big deal. And then I show up and she's.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Like, I can't even look at you. She went in
her room and cried and it was like it was
too much. It was too overwhelming for her.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Even my wife was like she just raise her hand
to try to block the lower part of my face,
and she was just like, you want to maybe you
could go work at a coffee shop today for like
twelve hours.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And you were like, I thought you loved me no
matter what.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
That's what I was saying. I've clearly winnowed down what
you like about me.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's are you looking younger?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
My brother?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
My brother was like, well, you you look like you
just graduated college. This is kind of what I look
like in college actually, and some other college friends, my roommates,
the college roomates. I sent it to them and they
were like, dude, is this our sophomore year, Like you
have not aged a day.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
And I was like, I'm into that. I'll take that
as it exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, that Roland loves when my beard is shaved, Like
she pretty much won't let me give her kisses if
I have any stubble at all.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
So the double stuff, Yeah, you got to get past
the stubble to get to the smoother beard section. But
this leads into the question today which has a lot
to do with this, which is kind of self care.
It's kind of a longer question, but a simple thought,
which is, what have you guys done or thought about
doing in the realm of looking young, feeling young, et cetera.
(04:28):
Everything from botox to hair transplants to facials, manicures, any
of the kind of stuff that maybe you would have
been like that's ridiculous when you were younger, and you're like,
I'm a dude, now, what's And also the second question
is like how far is too far? A couple weeks ago,
(04:48):
we talked about fashion and like what annoys you and
stuff like that, and you know, hoodies or socks and
crocs or just dressed the way you want or whatever.
But I'm curious, like how much you know? I think culturally,
I feel like there's a much more acceptance around that
type of like you're an older guy, but like, do
you dye your hair? You didn't used to? You know,
(05:09):
do you have a skincare regimen? I think you guys
talked about that, even William just talked about using baby
shampoo on his little tiny eyelids, And so I'm just curious, like,
have you guys thought about that? Have you thought about
those things? And then do you have people around you
who have done that, So I'm just curious what your
experiences around that.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Definitely you said dyeing your hair. I actually use like
a anti gray shampoo, so it's not like dye. You
use it to make your hair less gray, okay, And
I've used it for so long that I kind of
just almost forgot that I do it. But then recently
I had two different people be like, oh, you dyed
(05:48):
your hair, and I was like, uh no.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Because that seems like a cheat a little bit, right,
Like it's almost like, no, I don't die my hair.
I do this, Like, so I also want to unpack that, like,
how come we're not okay with like, yeah, because I
want to look young down my hair, Like why is
that not just okay?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
So, yeah, what was your answer?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I just said, I've been doing the same thing I've
always done. But then also around the same time, I
had somebody who I was hanging out with, a girl
who went a couple of dates with, tell me that
she swiped on me because of my gray hair so
that she loves the gray wisdom.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Right around the.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Time I have people calling me out for using like
this dove, somebody else is telling me that I should
just go full grade but whatever I am. Oh, yeah,
I haven't been using it for the last couple of
weeks and I'm thinking about not using it anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
And can you see a difference right now that you
haven't been using it? Or is it going to take
the hair to grow out and stuff? Probably when I
get a haircut. Yeah, okay, yeah, I have a lot
of thoughts on this, Bradley, A lot of thoughts.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Good.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I have so many thoughts, first of all, And I
used to be very judgmental about people doing these sorts
of things and like, oh why not try like to
do some other stuff first, but after time and trying
to be mature about it. If you can afford to
do these things and it's going to make you more
(07:19):
confident and happier, then you should do those.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Things, whatever they are.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Whatever they are, there's no too far, there's no too
far if it's going to make you feel confident and
better about yourself, because that's what we want for people,
is that. But but then it's like if you go
too far and then your confidence is now, you know,
punch you down a little bit. Like that's hard to
(07:46):
reverse those things too. I think in some capacity, the
only thing I do is face regimen with lotion and
oil and toner, and even then I am not very
strict on that. I haven't done it for two weeks,
like I've just washed my face and been good. But
I know people who I know guys who have done botox.
(08:09):
I personally don't like the look of it. But again,
if they are out there feeling like way better about
themselves than good for them. I wouldn't feel better about
myself if I was them, by the way I think
it looks.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
But yeah, but clearly entertaining that because yeah, yeah, and
I also take pride in for myself and this is
probably it's like you know how, there's like those women
who are like, I did an all natural birth in
a swim pool, Like that's on their resume, and it's
like for me, my resume is like I've done nothing
(08:45):
artificial to my face, Like I'm just aging.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
However, I age going to try and keep it together
as best I can, and this is what you're getting,
and that will be on my resume and I will
be as proud of that as the women who are like, so,
how'd you get Oh you went to the hospital. Oh
what a disappointment. Sorry for your child you probably couldn't
connect with, you know, like whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
It's so so much shame around motherhood. That's the whole thing.
I mean, as a mom, you can't really do right.
You can only just not do wrong, Like I feel
like that's As a dad, you just show up and
people are like best out ever hero names, Wow, unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
A dad with a kid at a grocery store unheard.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Of, unheard of. Yeah, we'll bring the news in. We
need to cover this. But so true.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But that's how And I take I don't know if
that's a universal feeling, but I take pride in being
like all natural here, going to be all natural till
I die. Yeah, and uh, and that's it.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Well, okay, how about hair, because I feel like hair
is kind of like in the middle, and you have
great hair, but let's say you didn't. Let's say you
had like a receiving hairline. You start sh at the top,
shave it totally.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Just yeah, he thought, clearly.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, Yeah, there's a second. It's the second it's thinning
or on its way out. I'm just gonna keep it shaved.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, I'm thinking about growing mine out for the first
time in a long time.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, Yeah, you've got a great head of hair, you do. Yeah,
see that hairline, it looks good.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Solid hairline gets a little puffy. But if I'm going
to embrace the embrace the mop as.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Well, get a great pony, A great pony.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Ask us before going public with the pony.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I think I'm not saying no, I just you may
want some extra eyes on that one.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, before you make its debute. I used to do
the I was a man bun guy. I also did the.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Sloppy two man bun guys.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
No, I wasn't just like.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
He wants to ye, I was a man bun guy.
And then I also did the true detective lazy sloppy pony.
Oh yeah, makes it look like you've had it in
your hair for a long time. And there's ways to
do a pony that you can get away with. But yeah,
how about you, Bradley, because yeah, you just shaved everybody
(11:19):
flipped out. Did that make you feel like you needed
to go get some injections or do something to get
a hair transplant to get that beard in there quicker?
Speaker 4 (11:26):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
For me, it was it was a hair thing more
than I don't think I've ever really considered bro talks
or any kind of like injections. Yeah, that was like
a title of a when I was hosting a podcast,
Or'm Not a Pasca a pop culture news show. We
were doing like a trend and it was bro tals,
like dudes gym, dudes getting their face buff too. Okay,
(11:50):
But I hadn't I hadn't consider really plastic surgery or
anything like that. When I was younger, I hated my
ears because basically I came out of the roomb with
my ears as as an adult ears and my hands
as adult hands. So I got made fun of Dumbo
and stuff like that. People will call me that, like
on the bus or in school, and so I was
really self conscious of my ears and my hands were big.
(12:12):
But I didn't know that until a really embarrassing moment
in my freshman year of high school when I was
when I was hanging a poster because you needed a
visual aid for your presentation. I was hanging a poster
on the wall and my teacher stopped me mid conclusion
because you know you needed your so in conclusion, these
rocket boots will and she was like, stop, put your.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Hands back on the wall.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
And I was like okay, and she's like, class, are
those not the biggest hands you've ever seen. I was
just like, ah, granted, my hands are what they are now,
which are big, but I was five foot three, one
hundred and thirty five pounds, so it was like gorilla hands,
like dragging on the ground. And she was like, you
could use that calculator poster on the wall. I mean,
(12:55):
it was like something out.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Of like wow, she was roasting you.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, and then she's like, okay, you're adjourned for so
of course, what does everyone at lunch want to do?
Come up to the table and like hold their hands
up to mine. So that became a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, but he didn't say you know what they say
about guys with big hands.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, some people said that and I didn't know, but
I was smart enough to play along. I was like, yeah,
I know, yeah, it's true, it's true. As I could
see people's faces being like whoa, then I was like
it's true because I didn't know, it's not true.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I don't know is it true?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, So that was that was a good thing. But
so that was it was never plastic jurgery or anything
like that.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
For me it was hair. I remember being thirty.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I don't even know how you'd get a hand reduction.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Just take off the.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Top digit, doc. If you could just remove the top digits,
there's no way. I just had to grow. I had
to grow into my body, which happened, you know. It
was just kind of like an awkward high school kid.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
There was a kid in my high school who was
born with two thumbs on one hand. Okay, I think
I might have showed this before. And then they chopped
off half of each of them and then sewed them together,
so the two thumbs coming out, and they chopped off
half length long length wise together, so he just had
like one fat thumb with a scar running all the
(14:07):
way up it.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I don't know why they just drop off one of them,
but keep both of them or keep both of them? Wow?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I would love to follow up. Where's that guy now?
I want to hear his story?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
CP guy insane clown posse.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Oh so he with his face painted and stuff?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Would Yeah, he was a wicked juggalo if he had
two three thumbs. I feel like they would have loved it.
I don't know they would have loved it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It's true. It's true, they would have loved it.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Three thumbs up. Yeah I did. I didn't visit line
because when I was a kid, I was like, I
should have braces.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
My parents are like, that's too expensive.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
And then my sister, who's three years younger than me,
was like, I don't need braces, and they're like, we're
gonna go ahead and get your braces. And I was like,
what the she didn't want him and that you got him.
So I didn't visit line when I this is probably
like started that like maybe like eight years ago, seven
years ago, something like that.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
So done stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
You know, there's a moment when I was like, if
I get to the place where a hair thing matters,
I'd be open to that. You see a lot of
like Steve Carell from Early Steve Carell, Mirel, Joel McHale.
I mean, almost everybody that you think they've got great hairs,
like Chris Bratt, it's like, well, because they've had thirty
thousand dollars worth of hair surgery, and.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Really in a lot of ways that eat on.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
We got to call out more people because yea, yeah,
look it up. What's the comedian he does the YouTube
show Tosh Oh out Thaniel Tash he got that too.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Let me just google this.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Men's celebrities who have had hair transplants.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
But you did say teeth stuff. I did too. I
did in vis a line, so I had. I had
braces as a kid. I didn't want them, and then
I didn't wear my retainers after so they just went back.
So my parents just flushed money down the toilet. H Well,
I did braces. I hated them. They gave me my retainers.
I went to school with my retainers and I was
(16:20):
the class clown. I tried saying something funny, but instead
I mumbled something that I couldn't pronounce and drooled at
the same time. Took those things, took those retainers out
straight to the trash. Never wore them again. No, that
was day one, as everybody laughed at me in the
class as I was like, oh, buddy, yeah, and it
(16:43):
was probably such a good line. Uh Anyway, So I
did that, but sing.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
That line the rest of my life. I can't find
that line.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
But I've always taken pretty good care of my teeth.
I do bleach them if I'm going to be on
camera for something, and so if I'm going into a
season of TV or something. I do get them whitened,
and I just do it at home with trays and
whitening gel. But my teeth were never that bad crooked wise,
(17:13):
and I actually got a lot of compliments of like,
they're imperfect, but in kind of a perfect way, so
you know they're real. They're not so crazy and gnarly.
But my dentist was like, this bottom one is kind
of hitting the back of the front top one, and
that's going to cause a problem as it's either going
(17:35):
to create some loosening and some wearing down, so you
might want to consider. So that's when I did in visiline.
So I say it was more for health purposes to
keep those teeth healthy than to anything cosmetic than cosmetic,
but I did do that and the whitening thing I
do do and people do ask all the time. And
I've actually gotten recognized by my teeth before. People were like,
(17:57):
we thought it was you, Tyson. We were following you
around and then when we saw you laugh, we could
tell because of your teeth, and I was like, that's him, yeah, exactly.
So I was like, oh, okay, that's interesting. Usually it's
my voice that people recognize, but they somebody was like,
we had to wait until we saw you smile so
we could see your teeth and then we knew it
(18:19):
was you.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Oh that's funny. A bit of a signature element.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I guess, so. So yeah, so I do do small
things like that that people would probably consider. I do
get mannaism petties from time to time, but just out
of boredom for fun. And I've always done that. I've
done that since I was twenty years old. If I
had like extra hundred dollars to go and just sit
in a chair and get funny toenails, relax, yeah, relax
(18:43):
and get funny toenails. Get French manicures with the something silly.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Would you do that you have French that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, French pedicures. Yeah, we do whatever, we'd do it all,
which William doesn't even know what a French pedicure is,
no idea. It's when they give you a pedicure and
then the what they do for the nail polish. No,
it's a line on front. It's a white line on
front of your each toenail. Oh beautiful, beautiful, yeah, done
(19:13):
very well. Elegant, it's elegant. So we would do stuff
like that. Uh, and but that was yeah, that was
never out of vanity. Yeah. And then other than that,
I do do Jauser size. Well, I bought a Jauser
size because I those things about the rubber ball things.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
That you just like, I thought you were mispronouncing jazzer size,
and I was like, am I hearing that.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Weird jawser size? I think that is what it's called.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Now, that's funny, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I got caught in the algorithm on Instagram and it
was just like, check out how ripped these guys jaw
lines are. And I was like, I should get a
better jaw line. So I ordered one, and then I
was like, I'll never use this. It's so because you
slobber while you're using it, and you're like so, I
was like, so, I put it in the shower, put
it up high where it stays clean, and I was
(20:01):
trying to do it every time I was showering, and
then when you drool, it just drools in the shower.
But I've noticed no no better job line from it.
So I haven't been as as I haven't really been
using it that much.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Yet to see results or exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
So yeah, that's it. And uh yeah, I mean I
can't think of anything else I do, but I probably
do other stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I never even like washed my face until like recently.
I basically, I mean when I was younger, I wouldn't
even use soap in the shower. I would just stand
in the shower and just use the water.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
And then it was just like I don't want to
use soap, or it was just like, well, need soap,
I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah. I just didn't really care. And then I never
washed my face until very recently. And we were talking
about how I get sties and some so does Bradley,
so maybe that was involved too. Was never washing my
face could have could have contributed to it. But now
after I met my friend who works as an esthetician
(21:07):
and she gives great facials and she does the uh
what the hydration facials and the extractions, and they are
they're beautiful, they feel great enough.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Actually that was That's a great, great lead, because I
feel like that's one of those things that I've always seen.
I'm like, I bet that's great, but I would feel
a little weird walking in and being like, give me
the facial that all the girls on Instagram are getting
where it's like it sucks out your pores. I'm like,
it seems so cool, but I bet it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, you do need it is awesome. I've gotten facials
in the past, and I probably should do it more.
I haven't had one for probably a decade. Uh, but yeah,
I think that's all.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
The technology is definitely upgraded.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah, I should do that.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
A little mini vacuum. They use this little mini vacuum
to suck out all the black heads. Yeah, and they
like they all suck into a little jar and then
you can look at them all floating around like a
bunch of sea monkeys.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
And then how how often do you need to get
that done? Like how long does it take for the
black heads to fill back up?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I think every few months is good. Okay, that's kind
of what I do.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
That feels like that's doable. It kind of makes me
want to look into it.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah, And it's just it's it's really fun. It's a
great experience that person are there.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, you have to. I also you have to be
dating the person to exactly to enjoy screwed.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I also recently or fairly recently got a bunch of
stuff zapped off of me. So I went in in
check and basically I did a couple. So the way
it works with insurance is they can remove like two
or four certain number of things if there's like a
(22:54):
medical reason or if the doctor's cool, she'll do it anyway.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, So I went and the medical reason, yeah, there's
like we thought maybe it could be something.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
So she went in and she removed all the something
characterosis or something like that. They're like little skin deposits,
which was great. It was a good start. But then
I went to my friend esthetician for facial and I
let her go to town and she burned off like
fifteen or twenty of the little strawberry or raspberry things.
(23:27):
I forget what they're called. They're like the red colored ones.
My head so many of them when I was growing up.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, you got one on my face right here. Actually
that I got to get like facial. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
So she removed like all of those before me, and
it was it was really good.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
And just your face or on your body.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I'm never on my on my face, all on my path,
all over your body.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
She so you're aian also, like did stuff on your
back and your body and stuff too interesting.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
That's why you got to be dating. You're an esthetician.
Yes we're not dating.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I'm not dating, but I should go in. I should
travel to Denver to get this done. That's one of
the things I am very self conscious of, or I
was growing up, was my skin, because I come from
a Moley family and I hate it, and I always
hated my moles growing up. I always wanted them gone.
I wanted perfectly clear skin, and I never had that.
(24:25):
But it was also exaggerated in my mind. I think,
like when I look at pictures and stuff, I'm like, oh,
it's not as bad. I just pictured myself with just
like moles everywhere, and I've had a lot of them removed.
Like I would go in when I was younger and
be like, just get everything off there that you can,
and uh so. Yeah. And my daughter, my nine year old,
(24:50):
we were at the beach last year and they were
all covered in sand. So we showered them off and
she got out of the shower and had her like
an open back dress on and she got a picture
of she got like a look of her back through
like some weird mirror angle out of the hotel and
she has three giant moles on the center of her back,
(25:13):
and she was like, can somebody I guess I didn't
get all the sand off of me. I have sand?
Who Why is I am I still? And I was
like and we were like, those are moles and she's like,
I've I've never seen my back before, and I was like,
that's true, funny, but also I remember how self conscious
(25:35):
I was of my skin and moles. So I was like, like,
I let it settle for a day or two, and
then I was like, do you like your moles on
your back? How do you feel about those? Because she
has like like my family has beauty beauty marks. My
dad has one and my oldest daughter has one in
(25:55):
the same spot and super cute, but like, who knows.
I don't know what people are so conscious of all
the time and do you need to try and be
aware of that? So I asked her about the moles
on her back. I was like, how do you like? Those?
Are se kind of And I was like, do they
bother in your sec now? It's like okay, So I
was like, all right, when they do bother you? I
didn't say that to her, but I will check in from.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Time you're terrible and when you come around to understanding that,
you let me know.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, so I'll check in from time to time.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
That's good, dad. Move, that's good dad. Move right there. Ye,
not leading the witness, just being open to the situation.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yes, I had a mole removed off of my head,
like up here you can see it. And it was
not a big mole. It was like super small. But
I was in there anyway getting some stuff burnt off,
and I was like, hey, what about this. She was like, oh,
you know, it's not dangerous, like we could remove it
or just be a little thing. And then she took
took out like a huge chunk of my forehead, just
(26:53):
like a dime sized piece of forehead to remove a
tiny mole that like, if I would have known, I
probably wouldn't have got it removed in the first place.
So you've got to be careful with those things you
do because the cologists, I just want to cut and.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
They didn't want to tell you. They didn't tell you
that scar tissue would it.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Was going to be big like that?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
And now she was like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
no problem, we got this. And then and you're like,
oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Wait, wait, CROs.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
It looked like a bullet hole in my head for
like two months.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
You that what you told people it was?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Shot in downtown Denver heading to the Aquatic Center.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I had on when I got in my bad bike
accident after high school, and like I got the road
rash and everything. I had like a huge hole in
my back right here. Yeah. And one time we were
out wakeboarding here in Colorado with some people we didn't know,
and we told him that I got shot, and we
played it off the entire trip. Everybody on the on
(27:55):
the day trip thought that I'd been shot.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
That to this day, someone was like, you know Billie
Eilish's photographer, Yeah he was shot.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, Yeah I heard that. Yeah, they are still talking
about that. I had a friend and maybe if I
told the story of the kid who lied about being
Donnie Osmond's son.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Nope, So I had a friend in high school. The
True Crime podcast segue here.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
After He looks exactly like Donnie Osmond. He's like and
he started dating a girl and led with I'm Donnie
Osmond's son just as a joke, and she believed it.
She told her whole family. They dated for months. He
met the family under the guys of being Donnieasman's son.
He finally was like, I have to tell her, and
(28:40):
he told her he wasn't Donnie Ellsmud's son, and she
broke up with him just like that, And it was
so funny. I was like, I mean, you should do
that every time, and we should create a show around this.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yeah, it's some type of cat fishing. Ultimately.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah. So it was as be honest with the people
you're dating.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
I think that's a good takeaway.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, but still hilarious. You get cut and shot, anything else?
What else do you do, Bradley? Do you do anything else?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
A couple of years ago, I was at the dermatologist
we were living in Brooklyn, and they were like, oh,
there's actually something on the back of your neck, which
I'd noticed before, and I would like shave my neck
and would like kind of nick it. Oh, just this
little like brown thing that kept growing, and ultimately they
ran tests and they were like, yeah, that's cancer.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
So come on back in and let's scoop it out.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
And they do a surgery called mose MHS where they
they take a real thin slice and they freeze it
and then they stick it under the microscope and they're like, yeah,
there's cancer there, so it could be on the next level.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Let's take another slice.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
So kind of like you, William, I had they you know,
it was a tiny little dot, like the size of
like somewhere between like a pee and the ballpoint pen.
But they had to cut like a football shape just
because of the way that they could stitch it back. Yeah,
with no scar. But they were like, you're way too
young to be having this. And it was just because
I'm a guy and I'm outside a lot when I
(30:12):
do stuff with it, with race cars and stuff like that,
I'm on the track. I'm not really thinking about my neck,
maybe my face. But I also went to the beach
a ton as a kid. I was an athlete, so
I was outside. So and my skins is fair like
my buls. Let's see, I'm forty four, so I was
thirty eight. I was thirty eight when that happened. And
(30:35):
so they were like, we recommend every six months for
you for a dermatology, not just like once a year.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Still do it every six months.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yeah, And I haven't had anything since then, But I'm
so much more aware now than ever before. So like
my daily moisturizer has SPF in it. If I know
I'm going to be outside for a long time, I'm
either pre sunscreen or I'm wearing.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Like a bucket.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
I will wear like a bucket hat at the pool
now because I'm just like that's I don't want to
mess with that.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah, and me too.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
My mom's had stuff on her nose had to be
zapped off, and her cheeks and stuff. Because when I
grew up, it was like go to the beach, like
spray yourself with oil and burn. It was like you
got your initial you know, like let me sunburn first
and then I can sun tan.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
And it was like just peel off the first couple
layers exactly where you're there. You'll have that fresh, fresh,
fresh tender skin that can tan.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yeah, that's what it was in Australia too. We lived
in Australia too when the whole nose zone was really
bad there. Yeah, and we would get the worst sunburns.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Like when I remember like you could just roast a
note to bet you look so so ripe, very ripe.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, and then I were the same thing Bradley when
I was like twenty years old, right after I studied
abroad in Australia. I was working on the boat and
getting sunburned all the time on the back of my neck.
Came back and had like an itchy spot for like
six months. I wouldn't go away, and then same thing
had a a bagel cell carcinoma back there. They was
luckily nothing ever since.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
I had a pre cancerous mole here on the front
of my neck, but that was so long ago I
don't even remember, and they removed it twice. It grew
back and they removed it, but I think it was
not that serious. But I do now after this conversation,
I should find a doctor and have a doctor and
also a dermatologist, because I right now have neither of those.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Last time I was at the dermatologist, she was telling
me about this new supplement that they have done a
bunch of research about, and this supplement nia Cinemaid nice cinemide.
It's shown to reduce the chances of skin cancers by
like a crazy amount, like twenty or forty percent or
something like that. And it's rare that a doctor will
(32:50):
recommend a supplement. But she's like, yeah, there's a lot
of clinical data about this supplement. You should take it
every day and will greatly reduce your chances of skin cancers.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Nice, Sure, that's the name of it.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Nice that I actually have a dermatology appointment in a
couple of weeks, so I'll talk to them.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Then it's topical or you ingest in ingest Okay, huh okay,
I see it on here. I'll put that aside and
save it for later. Yeah, anything you would tell your
younger selves as far as a routine, like get on
something earlier than you did.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I mean the skin stuff, for sure. Just sunburns are
bad and they just get worse and worse. Bradley was
saying a second about a second ago about his mom
getting stuff removed. My poor mom gets stuff removed like
every six months. Like one time she had a squamish
cell on the top of her head that was like
huge and she lost a bunch of hair from it.
She had stuff on her nose that was really brutal.
(33:50):
So yeah, just be careful of the sun. And nowadays,
you know, I work a lot of time. I'm in
the ocean working on a boat all day, and I
go full ninja mode these days. I have a buff
covering my face I've got a hat. I've even got
gloves sometimes, Like literally, i look like a ninja out there.
Everybody else is in there board shorts and nothing else,
(34:10):
and I'm covered head to toe in sun protective gear.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Because yeah, it sucks. I wear a Dad's sweeper shirt. Yeah,
I wear a dad swim shirt. It's like a rash guard,
like a rash guard only if I'm going to be
somewhere where, Like I don't go to the pool and
sit in it all day. If I'm at the pool,
I make sure I'm in the shade most of the
time or wear sunscreen because Dad's shirts. At the pool,
(34:36):
I don't have the confidence. And but if I'm out
in the ocean, it's like, yeah, I'm fine here because
it kind of looks like I could be surfing or
doing something I can.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
But yeah, even at the pool, I'm usually like, yeah,
everybody else is just in board shorts and I've got
like my full all gear on. Like a I can't
wait till it gets a little bit older. She can
just get so embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
At the pool, Yeah, I wear I'll I'll just make
sure to have my shirt on most of the time.
Like if I'm in the water cool, I'll take my
shirt off and play, but then as soon as I'm
out of the water, I just put my shirt back
on and then I can hang out and stuff. So yeah,
there's ways around that. But I would say skin stuff
too as a younger, like I mean, and also take
(35:23):
care of your teeth for sure, but because those are
not replaceable really, I mean, I guess they kind of are,
but skin stuff, sunscreen, take care of your face, skin,
especially because that's exposed all the time in the most
sensitive and the most sensitive. And yeah, if I could
(35:43):
go back in time, I wouldn't have because yeah, I
mean twenty years ago, it was just like who can
get the darkest? Yeah, And it was like a contest.
And I have pictures of me where I'm like twenty
and I literally look like the old lady with the leather.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Suit Magda Magda from uh.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yes, yes, that leather dripping yes, yes, and yeah, and
and that's how dark like we would get. And it
was just like you'd go up, you'd be like, oh,
I'm more tan than you. Oh and yeah that doesn't matter. Yeah,
So take care of yourselves out there, because then you
have to take care of yourself less maintenance is easier
(36:28):
than emergency.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
So should we shut this down?
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Yeah? I think that's it. The takeaways care Yeah so easy.
It's so easy.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, so easy.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Small changes will make big differences.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, everyone take care of themselves. Thank you all for
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Uh until next week. See uh you don't.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Cry to sing?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
There's mm hmm.
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Speaker 2 (00:34):
We really want to hear for you guys too. We
want to hear about your midlife crisises. We want to
know what kind of stuff you are going through so
that we can talk about it and share our insights
about trying to survive this boat as well.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So let's get into it.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
What have you guys done in the realm of looking young,
feeling young, et cetera. Any of the kind of stuff
that maybe you would have been like, that's ridiculous when
you were younger, and you're like, I'm a.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Dude, I used to be very judgmental about people doing
these sorts of things. And yes, there's no too far.
If it's going to make you feel confident, the.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Use this little mini vacuum to suck out all the
They all suck into a little jar, and then you
can look at them all but around like a bunch
of sea monkeys.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
We're the midlife crisis is three dudes, a bunch of
crisises more than three, but we're all here. I'm Tyson Apostle.
We also have William Drum what's up? William?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Hey? Everybody?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
And Drum William the Man of many Words.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
He's reading Avtella prompter. Guys.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I think that that's what happened. It just got stuck.
William's got a sweet hat. Haven't seen the quicksilver hat before,
but it's very on brand for you.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah. Yeah, I got a bunch of new hats because
I was jealous of Tyson, so I got like five
new ones.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Man, you'll never true. Don't try to keep up with
Tyson with hats. I just don't imagine that's possible. Even
Lidd's the store is like, let's pull it back at true.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
It could be. I. Yeah, I don't have any new
hats as of late, but I need to get on
that again. We also have Bradley here those that don't recognize.
For the video, he is clean shaven for the first
time in a decade.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
More than a decade and a half fifth.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Decade in a year, which is really a freak show.
To the kids, like I cut my hair a week ago. Yeah,
that's right, and my kids both right crying, kids, Yeah,
do not Why did you cut your hair? And I
was like, because it tickled the back of my neck sometimes,
and they they're fine now, they totally no response whatsoever now.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
But yeah, Day one was a little bit rough. I
thought my five year old would be more of a protester.
He's very sensitive to those types of things, and.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
He was like.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I gave him a lot of leeway leading up to it, like, hey,
my cheeks are going to be smooth like your cheeks.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
You know, I'm going to win. And he was like, no,
you're not.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
And then my daughter, I was like, this is how
it's going to be, and she's like, Okay, no big deal, Okay,
no big deal. And then I show up and she's.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Like, I can't even look at you. She went in
her room and cried and it was like it was
too much. It was too overwhelming for her.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Even my wife was like she just raise her hand
to try to block the lower part of my face,
and she was just like, you want to maybe you
could go work at a coffee shop today for like
twelve hours.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
And you were like, I thought you loved me no
matter what.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
That's what I was saying. I've clearly winnowed down what
you like about me.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's are you looking younger?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
My brother?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
My brother was like, well, you you look like you
just graduated college. This is kind of what I look
like in college actually, and some other college friends, my roommates,
the college roomates. I sent it to them and they
were like, dude, is this our sophomore year, Like you
have not aged a day.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
And I was like, I'm into that. I'll take that
as it exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, that Roland loves when my beard is shaved, Like
she pretty much won't let me give her kisses if
I have any stubble at all.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
So the double stuff, Yeah, you got to get past
the stubble to get to the smoother beard section. But
this leads into the question today which has a lot
to do with this, which is kind of self care.
It's kind of a longer question, but a simple thought,
which is, what have you guys done or thought about
doing in the realm of looking young, feeling young, et cetera.
(04:28):
Everything from botox to hair transplants to facials, manicures, any
of the kind of stuff that maybe you would have
been like that's ridiculous when you were younger, and you're like,
I'm a dude, now, what's And also the second question
is like how far is too far? A couple weeks ago,
(04:48):
we talked about fashion and like what annoys you and
stuff like that, and you know, hoodies or socks and
crocs or just dressed the way you want or whatever.
But I'm curious, like how much you know? I think culturally,
I feel like there's a much more acceptance around that
type of like you're an older guy, but like, do
you dye your hair? You didn't used to? You know,
(05:09):
do you have a skincare regimen? I think you guys
talked about that, even William just talked about using baby
shampoo on his little tiny eyelids, And so I'm just curious, like,
have you guys thought about that? Have you thought about
those things? And then do you have people around you
who have done that, So I'm just curious what your
experiences around that.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Definitely you said dyeing your hair. I actually use like
a anti gray shampoo, so it's not like dye. You
use it to make your hair less gray, okay, And
I've used it for so long that I kind of
just almost forgot that I do it. But then recently
I had two different people be like, oh, you dyed
(05:48):
your hair, and I was like, uh no.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Because that seems like a cheat a little bit, right,
Like it's almost like, no, I don't die my hair.
I do this, Like, so I also want to unpack that, like,
how come we're not okay with like, yeah, because I
want to look young down my hair, Like why is
that not just okay?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
So, yeah, what was your answer?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I just said, I've been doing the same thing I've
always done. But then also around the same time, I
had somebody who I was hanging out with, a girl
who went a couple of dates with, tell me that
she swiped on me because of my gray hair so
that she loves the gray wisdom.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Right around the.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Time I have people calling me out for using like
this dove, somebody else is telling me that I should
just go full grade but whatever I am. Oh, yeah,
I haven't been using it for the last couple of
weeks and I'm thinking about not using it anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
And can you see a difference right now that you
haven't been using it? Or is it going to take
the hair to grow out and stuff? Probably when I
get a haircut. Yeah, okay, yeah, I have a lot
of thoughts on this, Bradley, A lot of thoughts.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Good.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I have so many thoughts, first of all, And I
used to be very judgmental about people doing these sorts
of things and like, oh why not try like to
do some other stuff first, but after time and trying
to be mature about it. If you can afford to
do these things and it's going to make you more
(07:19):
confident and happier, then you should do those.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Things, whatever they are.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Whatever they are, there's no too far, there's no too
far if it's going to make you feel confident and
better about yourself, because that's what we want for people,
is that. But but then it's like if you go
too far and then your confidence is now, you know,
punch you down a little bit. Like that's hard to
(07:46):
reverse those things too. I think in some capacity, the
only thing I do is face regimen with lotion and
oil and toner, and even then I am not very
strict on that. I haven't done it for two weeks,
like I've just washed my face and been good. But
I know people who I know guys who have done botox.
(08:09):
I personally don't like the look of it. But again,
if they are out there feeling like way better about
themselves than good for them. I wouldn't feel better about
myself if I was them, by the way I think
it looks.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
But yeah, but clearly entertaining that because yeah, yeah, and
I also take pride in for myself and this is
probably it's like you know how, there's like those women
who are like, I did an all natural birth in
a swim pool, Like that's on their resume, and it's
like for me, my resume is like I've done nothing
(08:45):
artificial to my face, Like I'm just aging.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
However, I age going to try and keep it together
as best I can, and this is what you're getting,
and that will be on my resume and I will
be as proud of that as the women who are like, so,
how'd you get Oh you went to the hospital. Oh
what a disappointment. Sorry for your child you probably couldn't
connect with, you know, like whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
It's so so much shame around motherhood. That's the whole thing.
I mean, as a mom, you can't really do right.
You can only just not do wrong, Like I feel
like that's As a dad, you just show up and
people are like best out ever hero names, Wow, unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
A dad with a kid at a grocery store unheard.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Of, unheard of. Yeah, we'll bring the news in. We
need to cover this. But so true.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But that's how And I take I don't know if
that's a universal feeling, but I take pride in being
like all natural here, going to be all natural till
I die. Yeah, and uh, and that's it.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Well, okay, how about hair, because I feel like hair
is kind of like in the middle, and you have
great hair, but let's say you didn't. Let's say you
had like a receiving hairline. You start sh at the top,
shave it totally.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Just yeah, he thought, clearly.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, Yeah, there's a second. It's the second it's thinning
or on its way out. I'm just gonna keep it shaved.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, I'm thinking about growing mine out for the first
time in a long time.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Yeah, Yeah, you've got a great head of hair, you do. Yeah,
see that hairline, it looks good.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Solid hairline gets a little puffy. But if I'm going
to embrace the embrace the mop as.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Well, get a great pony, A great pony.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Ask us before going public with the pony.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I think I'm not saying no, I just you may
want some extra eyes on that one.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, before you make its debute. I used to do
the I was a man bun guy. I also did the.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Sloppy two man bun guys.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
No, I wasn't just like.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
He wants to ye, I was a man bun guy.
And then I also did the true detective lazy sloppy pony.
Oh yeah, makes it look like you've had it in
your hair for a long time. And there's ways to
do a pony that you can get away with. But yeah,
how about you, Bradley, because yeah, you just shaved everybody
(11:19):
flipped out. Did that make you feel like you needed
to go get some injections or do something to get
a hair transplant to get that beard in there quicker?
Speaker 4 (11:26):
You know what?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
For me, it was it was a hair thing more
than I don't think I've ever really considered bro talks
or any kind of like injections. Yeah, that was like
a title of a when I was hosting a podcast,
Or'm Not a Pasca a pop culture news show. We
were doing like a trend and it was bro tals,
like dudes gym, dudes getting their face buff too. Okay,
(11:50):
But I hadn't I hadn't consider really plastic surgery or
anything like that. When I was younger, I hated my
ears because basically I came out of the roomb with
my ears as as an adult ears and my hands
as adult hands. So I got made fun of Dumbo
and stuff like that. People will call me that, like
on the bus or in school, and so I was
really self conscious of my ears and my hands were big.
(12:12):
But I didn't know that until a really embarrassing moment
in my freshman year of high school when I was
when I was hanging a poster because you needed a
visual aid for your presentation. I was hanging a poster
on the wall and my teacher stopped me mid conclusion
because you know you needed your so in conclusion, these
rocket boots will and she was like, stop, put your.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Hands back on the wall.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
And I was like okay, and she's like, class, are
those not the biggest hands you've ever seen. I was
just like, ah, granted, my hands are what they are now,
which are big, but I was five foot three, one
hundred and thirty five pounds, so it was like gorilla hands,
like dragging on the ground. And she was like, you
could use that calculator poster on the wall. I mean,
(12:55):
it was like something out.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Of like wow, she was roasting you.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, and then she's like, okay, you're adjourned for so
of course, what does everyone at lunch want to do?
Come up to the table and like hold their hands
up to mine. So that became a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, but he didn't say you know what they say
about guys with big hands.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, some people said that and I didn't know, but
I was smart enough to play along. I was like, yeah,
I know, yeah, it's true, it's true. As I could
see people's faces being like whoa, then I was like
it's true because I didn't know, it's not true.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
I don't know is it true?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, So that was that was a good thing. But
so that was it was never plastic jurgery or anything
like that.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
For me it was hair. I remember being thirty.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
I don't even know how you'd get a hand reduction.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Just take off the.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Top digit, doc. If you could just remove the top digits,
there's no way. I just had to grow. I had
to grow into my body, which happened, you know. It
was just kind of like an awkward high school kid.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
There was a kid in my high school who was
born with two thumbs on one hand. Okay, I think
I might have showed this before. And then they chopped
off half of each of them and then sewed them together,
so the two thumbs coming out, and they chopped off
half length long length wise together, so he just had
like one fat thumb with a scar running all the
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way up it.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I don't know why they just drop off one of them,
but keep both of them or keep both of them? Wow?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I would love to follow up. Where's that guy now?
I want to hear his story?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
CP guy insane clown posse.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Oh so he with his face painted and stuff?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Would Yeah, he was a wicked juggalo if he had
two three thumbs. I feel like they would have loved it.
I don't know they would have loved it.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
It's true. It's true, they would have loved it.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Three thumbs up. Yeah I did. I didn't visit line
because when I was a kid, I was like, I
should have braces.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
My parents are like, that's too expensive.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
And then my sister, who's three years younger than me,
was like, I don't need braces, and they're like, we're
gonna go ahead and get your braces. And I was like,
what the she didn't want him and that you got him.
So I didn't visit line when I this is probably
like started that like maybe like eight years ago, seven
years ago, something like that.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
So done stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
You know, there's a moment when I was like, if
I get to the place where a hair thing matters,
I'd be open to that. You see a lot of
like Steve Carell from Early Steve Carell, Mirel, Joel McHale.
I mean, almost everybody that you think they've got great hairs,
like Chris Bratt, it's like, well, because they've had thirty
thousand dollars worth of hair surgery, and.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Really in a lot of ways that eat on.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
We got to call out more people because yea, yeah,
look it up. What's the comedian he does the YouTube
show Tosh Oh out Thaniel Tash he got that too.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Let me just google this.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Men's celebrities who have had hair transplants.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
But you did say teeth stuff. I did too. I
did in vis a line, so I had. I had
braces as a kid. I didn't want them, and then
I didn't wear my retainers after so they just went back.
So my parents just flushed money down the toilet. H Well,
I did braces. I hated them. They gave me my retainers.
I went to school with my retainers and I was
(16:20):
the class clown. I tried saying something funny, but instead
I mumbled something that I couldn't pronounce and drooled at
the same time. Took those things, took those retainers out
straight to the trash. Never wore them again. No, that
was day one, as everybody laughed at me in the
class as I was like, oh, buddy, yeah, and it
(16:43):
was probably such a good line. Uh Anyway, So I
did that, but sing.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
That line the rest of my life. I can't find
that line.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
But I've always taken pretty good care of my teeth.
I do bleach them if I'm going to be on
camera for something, and so if I'm going into a
season of TV or something. I do get them whitened,
and I just do it at home with trays and
whitening gel. But my teeth were never that bad crooked wise,
(17:13):
and I actually got a lot of compliments of like,
they're imperfect, but in kind of a perfect way, so
you know they're real. They're not so crazy and gnarly.
But my dentist was like, this bottom one is kind
of hitting the back of the front top one, and
that's going to cause a problem as it's either going
(17:35):
to create some loosening and some wearing down, so you
might want to consider. So that's when I did in visiline.
So I say it was more for health purposes to
keep those teeth healthy than to anything cosmetic than cosmetic,
but I did do that and the whitening thing I
do do and people do ask all the time. And
I've actually gotten recognized by my teeth before. People were like,
(17:57):
we thought it was you, Tyson. We were following you
around and then when we saw you laugh, we could
tell because of your teeth, and I was like, that's him, yeah, exactly.
So I was like, oh, okay, that's interesting. Usually it's
my voice that people recognize, but they somebody was like,
we had to wait until we saw you smile so
we could see your teeth and then we knew it
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was you.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Oh that's funny. A bit of a signature element.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I guess, so. So yeah, so I do do small
things like that that people would probably consider. I do
get mannaism petties from time to time, but just out
of boredom for fun. And I've always done that. I've
done that since I was twenty years old. If I
had like extra hundred dollars to go and just sit
in a chair and get funny toenails, relax, yeah, relax
(18:43):
and get funny toenails. Get French manicures with the something silly.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Would you do that you have French that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, French pedicures. Yeah, we do whatever, we'd do it all,
which William doesn't even know what a French pedicure is,
no idea. It's when they give you a pedicure and
then the what they do for the nail polish. No,
it's a line on front. It's a white line on
front of your each toenail. Oh beautiful, beautiful, yeah, done
(19:13):
very well. Elegant, it's elegant. So we would do stuff
like that. Uh, and but that was yeah, that was
never out of vanity. Yeah. And then other than that,
I do do Jauser size. Well, I bought a Jauser
size because I those things about the rubber ball things.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
That you just like, I thought you were mispronouncing jazzer size,
and I was like, am I hearing that.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Weird jawser size? I think that is what it's called.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Now, that's funny, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I got caught in the algorithm on Instagram and it
was just like, check out how ripped these guys jaw
lines are. And I was like, I should get a
better jaw line. So I ordered one, and then I
was like, I'll never use this. It's so because you
slobber while you're using it, and you're like so, I
was like, so, I put it in the shower, put
it up high where it stays clean, and I was
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trying to do it every time I was showering, and
then when you drool, it just drools in the shower.
But I've noticed no no better job line from it.
So I haven't been as as I haven't really been
using it that much.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Yet to see results or exactly exactly.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
So yeah, that's it. And uh yeah, I mean I
can't think of anything else I do, but I probably
do other stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I never even like washed my face until like recently.
I basically, I mean when I was younger, I wouldn't
even use soap in the shower. I would just stand
in the shower and just use the water.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
And then it was just like I don't want to
use soap, or it was just like, well, need soap,
I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah. I just didn't really care. And then I never
washed my face until very recently. And we were talking
about how I get sties and some so does Bradley,
so maybe that was involved too. Was never washing my
face could have could have contributed to it. But now
after I met my friend who works as an esthetician
(21:07):
and she gives great facials and she does the uh
what the hydration facials and the extractions, and they are
they're beautiful, they feel great enough.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Actually that was That's a great, great lead, because I
feel like that's one of those things that I've always seen.
I'm like, I bet that's great, but I would feel
a little weird walking in and being like, give me
the facial that all the girls on Instagram are getting
where it's like it sucks out your pores. I'm like,
it seems so cool, but I bet it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, you do need it is awesome. I've gotten facials
in the past, and I probably should do it more.
I haven't had one for probably a decade. Uh, but yeah,
I think that's all.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
The technology is definitely upgraded.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Yeah, I should do that.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
A little mini vacuum. They use this little mini vacuum
to suck out all the black heads. Yeah, and they
like they all suck into a little jar and then
you can look at them all floating around like a
bunch of sea monkeys.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
And then how how often do you need to get
that done? Like how long does it take for the
black heads to fill back up?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I think every few months is good. Okay, that's kind
of what I do.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
That feels like that's doable. It kind of makes me
want to look into it.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah, And it's just it's it's really fun. It's a
great experience that person are there.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, you have to. I also you have to be
dating the person to exactly to enjoy screwed.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I also recently or fairly recently got a bunch of
stuff zapped off of me. So I went in in
check and basically I did a couple. So the way
it works with insurance is they can remove like two
or four certain number of things if there's like a
(22:54):
medical reason or if the doctor's cool, she'll do it anyway.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, So I went and the medical reason, yeah, there's
like we thought maybe it could be something.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
So she went in and she removed all the something
characterosis or something like that. They're like little skin deposits,
which was great. It was a good start. But then
I went to my friend esthetician for facial and I
let her go to town and she burned off like
fifteen or twenty of the little strawberry or raspberry things.
(23:27):
I forget what they're called. They're like the red colored ones.
My head so many of them when I was growing up.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, you got one on my face right here. Actually
that I got to get like facial. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
So she removed like all of those before me, and
it was it was really good.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
And just your face or on your body.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I'm never on my on my face, all on my path,
all over your body.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
She so you're aian also, like did stuff on your
back and your body and stuff too interesting.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
That's why you got to be dating. You're an esthetician.
Yes we're not dating.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I'm not dating, but I should go in. I should
travel to Denver to get this done. That's one of
the things I am very self conscious of, or I
was growing up, was my skin, because I come from
a Moley family and I hate it, and I always
hated my moles growing up. I always wanted them gone.
I wanted perfectly clear skin, and I never had that.
(24:25):
But it was also exaggerated in my mind. I think,
like when I look at pictures and stuff, I'm like, oh,
it's not as bad. I just pictured myself with just
like moles everywhere, and I've had a lot of them removed.
Like I would go in when I was younger and
be like, just get everything off there that you can,
and uh so. Yeah. And my daughter, my nine year old,
(24:50):
we were at the beach last year and they were
all covered in sand. So we showered them off and
she got out of the shower and had her like
an open back dress on and she got a picture
of she got like a look of her back through
like some weird mirror angle out of the hotel and
she has three giant moles on the center of her back,
(25:13):
and she was like, can somebody I guess I didn't
get all the sand off of me. I have sand?
Who Why is I am I still? And I was
like and we were like, those are moles and she's like,
I've I've never seen my back before, and I was like,
that's true, funny, but also I remember how self conscious
(25:35):
I was of my skin and moles. So I was like, like,
I let it settle for a day or two, and
then I was like, do you like your moles on
your back? How do you feel about those? Because she
has like like my family has beauty beauty marks. My
dad has one and my oldest daughter has one in
(25:55):
the same spot and super cute, but like, who knows.
I don't know what people are so conscious of all
the time and do you need to try and be
aware of that? So I asked her about the moles
on her back. I was like, how do you like? Those?
Are se kind of And I was like, do they
bother in your sec now? It's like okay, So I
was like, all right, when they do bother you? I
didn't say that to her, but I will check in from.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Time you're terrible and when you come around to understanding that,
you let me know.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, so I'll check in from time to time.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
That's good, dad. Move, that's good dad. Move right there. Ye,
not leading the witness, just being open to the situation.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yes, I had a mole removed off of my head,
like up here you can see it. And it was
not a big mole. It was like super small. But
I was in there anyway getting some stuff burnt off,
and I was like, hey, what about this. She was like, oh,
you know, it's not dangerous, like we could remove it
or just be a little thing. And then she took
took out like a huge chunk of my forehead, just
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like a dime sized piece of forehead to remove a
tiny mole that like, if I would have known, I
probably wouldn't have got it removed in the first place.
So you've got to be careful with those things you
do because the cologists, I just want to cut and.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
They didn't want to tell you. They didn't tell you
that scar tissue would it.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Was going to be big like that?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
And now she was like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
no problem, we got this. And then and you're like,
oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Wait, wait, CROs.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
It looked like a bullet hole in my head for
like two months.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
You that what you told people it was?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Shot in downtown Denver heading to the Aquatic Center.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I had on when I got in my bad bike
accident after high school, and like I got the road
rash and everything. I had like a huge hole in
my back right here. Yeah. And one time we were
out wakeboarding here in Colorado with some people we didn't know,
and we told him that I got shot, and we
played it off the entire trip. Everybody on the on
(27:55):
the day trip thought that I'd been shot.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
That to this day, someone was like, you know Billie
Eilish's photographer, Yeah he was shot.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, Yeah I heard that. Yeah, they are still talking
about that. I had a friend and maybe if I
told the story of the kid who lied about being
Donnie Osmond's son.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Nope, So I had a friend in high school. The
True Crime podcast segue here.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
After He looks exactly like Donnie Osmond. He's like and
he started dating a girl and led with I'm Donnie
Osmond's son just as a joke, and she believed it.
She told her whole family. They dated for months. He
met the family under the guys of being Donnieasman's son.
He finally was like, I have to tell her, and
(28:40):
he told her he wasn't Donnie Ellsmud's son, and she
broke up with him just like that, And it was
so funny. I was like, I mean, you should do
that every time, and we should create a show around this.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yeah, it's some type of cat fishing. Ultimately.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yeah. So it was as be honest with the people
you're dating.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
I think that's a good takeaway.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, but still hilarious. You get cut and shot, anything else?
What else do you do, Bradley? Do you do anything else?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
A couple of years ago, I was at the dermatologist
we were living in Brooklyn, and they were like, oh,
there's actually something on the back of your neck, which
I'd noticed before, and I would like shave my neck
and would like kind of nick it. Oh, just this
little like brown thing that kept growing, and ultimately they
ran tests and they were like, yeah, that's cancer.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
So come on back in and let's scoop it out.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
And they do a surgery called mose MHS where they
they take a real thin slice and they freeze it
and then they stick it under the microscope and they're like, yeah,
there's cancer there, so it could be on the next level.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Let's take another slice.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
So kind of like you, William, I had they you know,
it was a tiny little dot, like the size of
like somewhere between like a pee and the ballpoint pen.
But they had to cut like a football shape just
because of the way that they could stitch it back. Yeah,
with no scar. But they were like, you're way too
young to be having this. And it was just because
I'm a guy and I'm outside a lot when I
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do stuff with it, with race cars and stuff like that,
I'm on the track. I'm not really thinking about my neck,
maybe my face. But I also went to the beach
a ton as a kid. I was an athlete, so
I was outside. So and my skins is fair like
my buls. Let's see, I'm forty four, so I was
thirty eight. I was thirty eight when that happened. And
(30:35):
so they were like, we recommend every six months for
you for a dermatology, not just like once a year.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Still do it every six months.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Yeah, And I haven't had anything since then, But I'm
so much more aware now than ever before. So like
my daily moisturizer has SPF in it. If I know
I'm going to be outside for a long time, I'm
either pre sunscreen or I'm wearing.
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Like a bucket.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
I will wear like a bucket hat at the pool
now because I'm just like that's I don't want to
mess with that.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah, and me too.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
My mom's had stuff on her nose had to be
zapped off, and her cheeks and stuff. Because when I
grew up, it was like go to the beach, like
spray yourself with oil and burn. It was like you
got your initial you know, like let me sunburn first
and then I can sun tan.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
And it was like just peel off the first couple
layers exactly where you're there. You'll have that fresh, fresh,
fresh tender skin that can tan.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Yeah, that's what it was in Australia too. We lived
in Australia too when the whole nose zone was really
bad there. Yeah, and we would get the worst sunburns.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Like when I remember like you could just roast a
note to bet you look so so ripe, very ripe.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, and then I were the same thing Bradley when
I was like twenty years old, right after I studied
abroad in Australia. I was working on the boat and
getting sunburned all the time on the back of my neck.
Came back and had like an itchy spot for like
six months. I wouldn't go away, and then same thing
had a a bagel cell carcinoma back there. They was
luckily nothing ever since.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
I had a pre cancerous mole here on the front
of my neck, but that was so long ago I
don't even remember, and they removed it twice. It grew
back and they removed it, but I think it was
not that serious. But I do now after this conversation,
I should find a doctor and have a doctor and
also a dermatologist, because I right now have neither of those.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Last time I was at the dermatologist, she was telling
me about this new supplement that they have done a
bunch of research about, and this supplement nia Cinemaid nice cinemide.
It's shown to reduce the chances of skin cancers by
like a crazy amount, like twenty or forty percent or
something like that. And it's rare that a doctor will
(32:50):
recommend a supplement. But she's like, yeah, there's a lot
of clinical data about this supplement. You should take it
every day and will greatly reduce your chances of skin cancers.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Nice, Sure, that's the name of it.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Nice that I actually have a dermatology appointment in a
couple of weeks, so I'll talk to them.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Then it's topical or you ingest in ingest Okay, huh okay,
I see it on here. I'll put that aside and
save it for later. Yeah, anything you would tell your
younger selves as far as a routine, like get on
something earlier than you did.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
I mean the skin stuff, for sure. Just sunburns are
bad and they just get worse and worse. Bradley was
saying a second about a second ago about his mom
getting stuff removed. My poor mom gets stuff removed like
every six months. Like one time she had a squamish
cell on the top of her head that was like
huge and she lost a bunch of hair from it.
She had stuff on her nose that was really brutal.
(33:50):
So yeah, just be careful of the sun. And nowadays,
you know, I work a lot of time. I'm in
the ocean working on a boat all day, and I
go full ninja mode these days. I have a buff
covering my face I've got a hat. I've even got
gloves sometimes, Like literally, i look like a ninja out there.
Everybody else is in there board shorts and nothing else,
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and I'm covered head to toe in sun protective gear.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Because yeah, it sucks. I wear a Dad's sweeper shirt. Yeah,
I wear a dad swim shirt. It's like a rash guard,
like a rash guard only if I'm going to be
somewhere where, Like I don't go to the pool and
sit in it all day. If I'm at the pool,
I make sure I'm in the shade most of the
time or wear sunscreen because Dad's shirts. At the pool,
(34:36):
I don't have the confidence. And but if I'm out
in the ocean, it's like, yeah, I'm fine here because
it kind of looks like I could be surfing or
doing something I can.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
But yeah, even at the pool, I'm usually like, yeah,
everybody else is just in board shorts and I've got
like my full all gear on. Like a I can't
wait till it gets a little bit older. She can
just get so embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
At the pool, Yeah, I wear I'll I'll just make
sure to have my shirt on most of the time.
Like if I'm in the water cool, I'll take my
shirt off and play, but then as soon as I'm
out of the water, I just put my shirt back
on and then I can hang out and stuff. So yeah,
there's ways around that. But I would say skin stuff
too as a younger, like I mean, and also take
(35:23):
care of your teeth for sure, but because those are
not replaceable really, I mean, I guess they kind of are,
but skin stuff, sunscreen, take care of your face, skin,
especially because that's exposed all the time in the most
sensitive and the most sensitive. And yeah, if I could
(35:43):
go back in time, I wouldn't have because yeah, I
mean twenty years ago, it was just like who can
get the darkest? Yeah, And it was like a contest.
And I have pictures of me where I'm like twenty
and I literally look like the old lady with the leather.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Suit Magda Magda from uh.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yes, yes, that leather dripping yes, yes, and yeah, and
and that's how dark like we would get. And it
was just like you'd go up, you'd be like, oh,
I'm more tan than you. Oh and yeah that doesn't matter. Yeah,
So take care of yourselves out there, because then you
have to take care of yourself less maintenance is easier
(36:28):
than emergency.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
So should we shut this down?
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Yeah? I think that's it. The takeaways care Yeah so easy.
It's so easy.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, so easy.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Small changes will make big differences.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, everyone take care of themselves. Thank you all for
tuning in, like, subscribe, do everything. I know that you
guys are liking the podcast I get so I get
a lot of positive feedback about it from a small
number of people. So if you people that are giving
us positive feedback, can share it with other people you
think would like it. Yeah, that would be incredible for us.
(37:04):
Uh until next week. See uh you don't.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Cry to sing?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
There's mm hmm.
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