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Episode Transcript

(00:04):
A low welcome everybody. It isbesties, facts and music, and it's

(01:11):
our Christmas special. I am moleand as always, I'm here with my
bestie Hannah. Say hi Hannah,O ho ho, and Merry Xmas.
That's what we're doing today. Weare covering a bunch of holiday songs today.
Hannah brings the traditional kind of morethan, like you know, more
than more more than anything. They'retraditional. Uh. You know, She's

(01:33):
got a she Gotta lemm me versionof a song on here, which I
really love. Uh So we're gonnabe listening to that most definitely. And
I'm bringing the comedy because I lovethe old school novel novelty Christmas songs.
One of my favorite things every yearis my my really good friend Randy,
Randy Turner from one of the localradio stations around here. I can't say
the name because they are not oniHeart Radio. Uh so they will,

(01:56):
you know, I don't need alittle flag from that, uh but they
every year he does this, uhyou know, his Christmas novelty songs show,
like a whole complete show every year. And you know we plays all
the funny good songs, you know, like the really old ones like uh
uh, Grandma got run over bya reindeer type stuff. You know what
I mean, nothing to you know, nothing too uh raunchy or anything like

(02:17):
that. But you know, noneof them uh uh uh. You know
gun tote and redneck Christmas songs.You know that people be trying to I
don't not into those. I'm intolike you know, uh, people like
Stan Freberg and you know, lookhim up people. I can't describe.
He's too old for me to gointo. Uh, but he's one of
the older you know, comedy songguys. You know that Doctor Demento show

(02:40):
used to play back in the day, so you know that's the type of
stuff we're gonna be playing today.We're gonna hand us guys some Christmas facts.
Maybe we'll tell some stories about youknow, Christmas past and uh,
you know, like we've done inpast year. So we will uh uh
try to keep this show a littlebit music heavy today. And I want
to tell everybody where they can findus. First, they can find us
at w w W dot Digital Zone, e NT dot com all over the

(03:01):
internet. iHeartRadio, Spotify, allthat, you know, nice podcast places
that you get all your stuff.You can find us on the YouTube putting
out more content. Now lately,i'd just posted the uh how the Grinch
Stole Christmas? It's got a littleover five hundred views right now. Well,
yeah, lost media, you know, just a week. Uh you

(03:22):
know, I'm surprised, too bad. I can't make money off of it
because we got copyright stricken. ButI play. You know how it is,
you know how it is. Itwas my fault though, because I
refuse to take the Grinch song outof the end that was mine. I
was like, you know what,No, I'm not taking the song out.
I'm not doing it, so Iwill. I will take the loss
on that. So, uh,you know, that's that's what we're gonna

(03:42):
do. Today's We're gonna keep itnice in uh Christmas e uh and and
and light and you know so uhHannah, let's start off first real quick
over on your guys' channels one handon tech and everything. Do you you
guys have been doing some good stuff. What was the what's the latest uh
stuff about uh that you guys didso we can tell these people, Well,

(04:05):
I'm not sure if are No,it's not out yet. Wait,
we have two on the editing board, so I'm kind of lost, I
think, oh a classic. OneOne of the videos I'm most proud of
was it's testing keyboard lubrication stuff,much other stuff than actual products meant for

(04:33):
that. I have no clue whenwe started filming, so my reaction is
and we we filmed yesterday a videowhere my husband built a gaming chair blindfolded.

(04:56):
Coming up. I can't build onenot blindfolded. So very talented if
you could do that shit without orwith a blind folk, I had my
doubts. Well, never doubt thehusband. He will get it done.
Even with spare parts, he willget it done. There will be left
over parts ninety five percent of thetime, but it'll work and it'll be

(05:19):
just as good as it's supposed tobe. So it seems to be well
right right now, we are atmy bedroom because the kids are at home
and I didn't want them to befeeling. Yes, I know how that
is. Got my oldest back fromcollege, and we had our little round
of bad luck while doing it.You know, around the holiday season,

(05:41):
we always have something go wrong.So on the way back, we got
a flat tire you know for theride, so we had to you know,
every twenty minutes or so, stop, fill it up, stop fill
it up. Luckily there was enoughgas stations there to do it on the
way home. So but we madeit. We're cool, uh, you
know. And then so we replacedthe tire. All good, everything's gravy

(06:03):
for Christmas. Now we're set alittle bit, a little bit less money,
but we're set. Uh, We'rewe're we're doing it. Always something
goes wrong during the holidays, youknow. And now everybody's uh my,
my, My two oldest boys gotsick that they caught the covids. So
they're yeah, they're in their bedroomand they're you know, doing their things.

(06:25):
So we're all kind of just quarantiningaround, separated around. Uh.
Yeah, we had the COVID lastweek. Yeah, and it was it
was more horrible than at the firsttime. It was really really intense.
Apparently there's a new stream going around. Yeah. It actually hurt to breathe

(06:45):
for a couple of days. Thatwas scary us. Oh god, you
know, I'm and unfortunately I livethat way like every day even when I'm
not sick. So uh, whenI did get the COVID, uh,
and the last time and it hithard, I was like I couldn't like
lay down in certain spot I could. I was literally forcing myself to breathe.
It is not good if you haveasthma and stuff and you get the

(07:08):
covids. Keep ship tight, keepyour asthma meds on, you, keep
your fucking you know what I mean, Like, just go check it,
get check ups as much as youcan, as much as they'll allow you,
because that'll wreck your lungs in thelong run. Uh. And I
still have hard time breathing more thanI did before. I'm on this this
this neat stuff called brio. Now. I don't know if you can see

(07:30):
it right there. It's a it'sa steroid inhaler uh maintenance which I have
to take every morning in order tostay breathing regular or as regular as I
can. Uh. You hear mewheeze all the time anyway, Zaye makes
fun of me all the time andsay, man, I can hear you
coming a mile away. Fuck you. So let's get back to the holiday

(07:58):
fun, okay, let's uh,let's talk about real quick, Hannah.
What's your earliest Christmas memory? HThe Christmases were always exactly the same way,
so it's hard to tell, okay, but generalized for me, yeah,

(08:20):
well, the Christmas always began ontwenty thirdday because my grandpa had his
birthday. Oh that's always cool,and you know, so we went to
visit them, all the kids atmy dad our dad, and mom stayed

(08:43):
back because one tradition I don't wantto do. She was always dressed angry
just before Christmas. So she madeeverything nice while we were visiting. Yeah,
and when we got back, itwas, oh, well, you

(09:03):
know that's always that's always nice.I like that. That's a good memory,
you know. Yeah me, Ohgosh, my earliest memory of Christmas
per se, all right, Iwas, oh god, I had you
been? Like it was way beforeeven kindergarten, so it was it was
like it was I was young.I was like maybe three roughly, I

(09:24):
think, is my first clear memory, and it was a, uh we
were living in this uh this housein uh this place called up a Red
Hook, which is across the riverfrom us now. But this was back
in nineteen eighty yeah, roughly eightythree, probably eighty two. It's got
to be eighty three, because Idon't remember roughly anything before I went to
nursery school, and nursery school waseighty four, so eighty three was like

(09:46):
my I remember the Christmas before Iwent to nursery school, so yeah,
it was about eighty three. SoI got this big uh Like, well,
we used to decorate the whole house. It was always you know mom,
Mom used to go crazy, youknow what I mean. So we
used to have like everything all overit was it was Santa Claus. Is
this. She had a Santa Clauscollection that like, like my whole studio
down here basically goes the length ofmy house. We could probably fill up

(10:09):
a good third of it with herSanta collection, right, So we would
have we would have this all outthe you know, the big tree decorated
to the hill always you know,the big angel up on top and whatnot
or star or whatever we decided toput up that year. We're not religious,
so we just chose like whatever,pick and choose. Uh. So
we and then I got there.I remember waking up that morning and uh,

(10:33):
coming down the stairs and on topof our TV, which at the
time was black and white, bigyou know, old wood green, black
and white television. You know,the remote control was me uh so uh
and sitting on top of it wasa old school remote controlled robot. It
was inflatable though, you know,it had the robot part was the base,

(10:56):
right, so like you had tocontrol and you drive it around.
It goes forward, backwards, sideside, you know, spins around all
that good stuff and you can controlit. But the bit the top,
the robot part, quite frank,you know, was a big inflatable you
know, about four or five foottall robot. Scary looking as fuck,

(11:16):
but it was cool now remembering backat it, you know, seeing pictures
because I've seen pictures of it,and uh, like, my dad fucker
like, instead of you know,letting me play with it and seeing that
it's a fucking you know toy,no, he chases me around the fucking
house with it. Right. I'mscreaming, my ass, I'm scared as
fuck of this thing until you know, like I guess, like two two

(11:39):
or three days later, I startedplaying with it because I was like,
oh, okay, it's it's it'snot gonna kill me. My dad's my
But he chased me all around thefucking house with that thing. I remember,
and that was the clearest fucking memoryI've have him Christmas, the first
Christmas I have one memory. Okay, isn't such a nice story. I

(12:01):
don't know if you know it.We made an audio story about it,
but I don't think I made itin English. Okay, So maybe I
was. I was like ten yearsold or something maybe, And we were

(12:22):
visiting my grandpa for his birthday andsitting at a coffee table and bringing coffee
and eating all the stuff my grandmaat the table full of all the thing
sweet all the time. So wewere sitting there and someone bent on the

(12:43):
door and my grandpa went to openit the door, and we just heard
what is wrong? What is wrong? And then my dad and his brother
went to check it out also,and there was this guy who was drunk

(13:05):
so finished and he couldn't really saywhat was wrong. He tried to come
in, he really didn't make anysense and he fell down, and the
guy's my grandfather was trying to talkwith him, but it didn't really work.
So his sons threw him out andwe continue to have our coffee.

(13:31):
When we left stairs stairs were allbloody. When we left the building,
there was a big helicopter cups.Yeah. So the guy was drunk,

(13:52):
yes, but also he was inshock. His wife had had stabbed him.
Very fucking Christmas. Holy shit,but it stuck with us. Okay,
and the guy died and I loveyour car. It has become our

(14:13):
Christmas story we tell all over andover again, how Christmas we killed a
guy. That is awesome. Notfor the guy, but that is awesome.
Oh did you ever find out ifhe like did something to warrant it
or did you just like go crazyand stab him? They were both and

(14:35):
just just happens right, like oneof those things like yeah, oh wow
wow. And on that note,I think it's time to play some music
Holidays, So, Hannah, whydon't we kick this off with one of

(14:56):
the classics, mister Frank Sinatra andjingle bell Like I know everybody loves Frank
Sinatra and jingle bells. I don'tcare what your your preference in music is.
M Can you hear it all right? Uh m hm? Hold on

(15:18):
no, can you hear it?I cannot? Okay? Great? Oh
way, nope, yeah no,no, I think, uh no you

(15:39):
can't hear it? Oh no,I can't know no? What O my
god? We did? We hadit working, that's same. Should should
we try to share the screen againjust to see what's going and maybe it'll

(16:00):
fix itself. I have so manywindows open, I get lost. Okay,
all right, let's try that onebids up. Oh so I can't
see you. Okay, but that'sjust I can hear you, but I

(16:23):
turned on video. I don't knowwhy. It's okay, that's weird anyway,
Okay, let me try again.Can you hear it now? Yes,
slightly but not really. There yougo? Perfect? Perfect, that's

(16:45):
perfect, all right, good.We caught that so much, so much
trouble trying to give you people ashow, that's all. It's you know
how much we love doing this iswe we we sit through this crap,
just do it for you. Wedon't have to, but we do,
and I'm glad it doesn't. Youguys have no idea, thank you,

(17:10):
no idea. This is crazy.I don't know my my video looks like
it keeps cutting out on you.But as long as you can hear me,
I'm cool. I think I gottaI gotta Yeah, it's probably me.
I gotta get a new computer.That's the problem with yeah, exactly.

(17:32):
Now. I think I in anothermonth or two, I should be
able to be able to get myselfa new computer. I'm just like gonna
see it save a little bit.I gotta replace the kids game computer at
least. Uh. Actually no,I gotta I gotta upgrade the one that
we had. We had a brownout and it burnt out the power supply
uh and the really good gaming computer. Uh. And then all of a

(17:53):
sudden, you know, so Ibought them another one, you know,
was like, cool, let's let'sdo it. And then h found out
that it was just the power supply, Like I said, that fried out.
So I tried to order. SoI tried to order another power supply.
I get it, and the powersupply didn't work. But then again
it said, you know, yeah, and he said, as is.

(18:14):
I should have known. You know, it says, as is, it's
probably not gonna work. But forthe price, I couldn't pass it up.
So if it wasn't you know,it didn't work, it didn't work.
It was whatever it was, dirtcheap. But now I'm gonna have
to save up, you know,about one hundred and fifty bucks to get
them the power supply that they need, because it's one of those you know,
needs to be the same, youknow, the right style fucking whatever.
It's technology, man, it is, Yeah, it's it's I can't

(18:40):
say that it's any worse now buyingstuff for the kids for Christmas as it
was back then. It's just becausethe you know, when I was a
kid, It's just because back then, the the cost of living was different
and the money was different, youknow what I mean. So it all
equals out to probably the same roughly, you know. Uh oh, speaking
of back then and Hannah, toys, toys, toys, toys, what

(19:03):
what do you what did you remember? What you find this toy memory?
Like? What did you your yourfavorite toy that you ever got for Christmas?
Hm? Hmm. You know,I'm kind of boring because I remember
that every year it was important forme to get a new pajama. But

(19:26):
I did get to to I don'treally remember because we were spoiled, you
know, we got everything we wantedand then we pled with it for a
week and then forgot about it.I remember that before Christmas, my grandpa

(19:49):
asked me if I still played withtoys adults. I was like, well,
and I said yes, even thoughI didn't. They cut me a
doll and I was hey, thanks. And every year they gave us some
dried dates because they loved those Idon't, you know, I don't remember

(20:15):
a toy. I remember loving thepajamas and always getting them on and we
always got a movie and we wereon our new pajamas watching a movie.
That was the most important thing.That was the most important. Yeah,
and then later at night we wereplaying trivial pursuits every year, and when

(20:41):
we were older, we would drinka lot of wine doing that. Yeah,
I know that is we play alot of cards and uh, you
know, do a lot of youknow, stuff like that, take up
shots here there, and you knowevery now and then, what we we
we what we do is we makecookies every year. Uh, because my
great grandmother used to make cookies.And then you know, my aunt made

(21:03):
them, and then you know,my cousin makes the mickey some beer and
makes them. And now you knowme and you know the wife and the
kids you know, started coming andmaking them. And we got these things
called rumballs right where it's just justrum and and and chocolate and cookie,
you know what I mean, androlled into the ball. Uh, it's
a it's a no bake, youknow, covered in powdered sugar. And
we make different flavors. We makevodka, ones. We made whiskey ones.

(21:26):
Yeah. So we make rumballs,which are the plain you know,
just rum and chocolate and cookie.And we make the uh the the peanut
butter whiskey ones. H so andtheir peanut butter chips in them instead,
and they come out real good.And then we make the flavored vodka.
So we take like orange, uhyou know, the the the flavorings,

(21:52):
you know what I mean, likethe extracts. Yes, sorry that that
was what I was looking for,the extracts orange and strawberry and cherry and
whatnot mint, you know what Imean. And then we mix it with
the vodka and made vodka flavored ones, uh you know, with the cook
and it's so so good. Mygrandma, my great grandma's recipes, they
were she like nailed them, likeshe made them a lot stronger than her

(22:14):
recipe says, you know what Imean, Like she would she would always
like like one cup in the inthe recipe, she would do three,
you know what I mean. Like, yeah, so they get drunk off
of these freaking cookies. Uh.Yeah, they're so good. If if
the international shipping thing wasn't a bigyou know, hoop to do, I'd
send you a whole bunch. Trustme, I might just send you the

(22:38):
recipe and then, yeah, youguys have everything over there that we do
here. You should be perfectly fine. You probably have better alcohol quite frankly,
so you should probably yeah so uhacohol, Yeah yeah yeah. America

(22:59):
Special Lies is in shitty beer anduh crappy homebrew, rum and whiskey.
That's about it. Uh So let'skeep this. Uh, let's keep this
music train going here, and we'regonna keep hands. Actually, no,
let's go with one of my funnyones here. We'll keep it back and
forth. Here we'll go, We'llgo funny. Go with the first one
on the list there, Hannah.It's called nothing for Christmas Bike my man

(23:22):
Stan Freeburg. This is this dudeis a Christmas comedy legend. And uh,
this is one of my favorites.I love this. It's so like
uh wholesome, but not like ityou like. I love it? Somebody

(23:52):
right. This has always been oneof my favorite songs ever since I was
a little kid, because I wasas I was a terrible child, was
so that was a demon. Thissong was my theme song. Was wishing

(24:19):
for Jamas. Oh No, meand my sister used to get into battles.
Battles when I was young, likebefore she moved out. Man,
she's seven years older than me,so she tried to kill me numerous times
when I was a little little.But yeah, I got her back when

(24:41):
I was older. Mom and momand dad made her fucking take me out
on her dates with her boyfriends andstuff, and they always just hung out
with me more and so she washilarious. She can never go out on
a fucking date unless she just left, like without saying anything. I understand.
Oh yeah, I've seen so manymovies and I didn't think I would

(25:03):
have to go like Fish called Wandaand stuff like that the movie theaters like
a six year old and we'll gosee that in their own you know.
It's kind of a little bit whynot. So he's letting the robber rob

(25:32):
the house, getting cut of themoney. Ah, it's great, Stan
freeberk everybody. Uh he's he's he'sa good guy. Uh so Uh that
that song it was actually one thatalso got played on the my Friend's radio

(25:56):
show. Uh back every year.It's it's one of the staples. Uh.
And I just I'm like one ofthose dudes that likes just the comedy
side of it, like you know, the funny you know whatever, because
everybody likes the you know, thetraditional songs, you know, like White
Christmas and and you know all theall the good ones that we we were
playing here that I do. Youdo have one that I've never heard though,

(26:17):
and you know what it is rightnow right off the back. Yeah,
yeah, I'm like, okay,I want to listen to that because
now I'm like, I don't knowwhat that is. So, uh,
we're gonna keep this this music traingoing here, and I want to listen
to you pronounces I can't uh talkto uh don't Okay, all right.

(26:41):
This is a song. It's aFinnish traditional Christmas song, but it is
uh have a heavy Christmas thing wherepeople so Christmas songs. This song is

(27:03):
about Christmas elf that can't sleep,a Christmas elf that can't sleep. I
love you finished people, you'll makemetal music about ls who can't sleep.
I have fucking I'm it's great.I love it. Yeah, so don't.

(27:26):
So this is a remake of atraditional song like yeah, okay,
like yeah, but it's it's nottoo far off, okay, just their
guitars are more yeah or heavy.I like the sound of it so far.
I do like the uh, youknow, the rock versions of Christmas

(27:48):
music. Even us over here havelike you go with the Lemmy song like
we we got some real good youknow, heavy rock songs like Van Halen
played a couple of good ones.And there's so many good Christmas songs by
some heavy metal group Aussie. Ieven think put out a Christmas song.
I think at one point I haveto check that. Yeah, oh my

(28:11):
god, this sounds awesome. Idon't usually like ras that much, right,
but they have theirs in there.I would never go see that.
Lie Okay, yes, I thinkit's too two commercial to commercials. Have

(28:33):
it, have it heaven people.Yeah, I got you. I got
you. It's so just the timeof it's lower, okay for you?
Oh you can. You can turnit up if you want to. Yeah.
No, I put it a bitdown. Yeah yeah, no,
I can still hear it just fine. Yeah, right, so I can

(28:55):
hear you bet yeah, yeah,no problem. Yeah. Actually it sounds
a little bit better now, becau. I can hear you a little bit,
a little bit clearer, Yeah,just a little bit. Yeah,
that's awesome. No, this isa good song. So these are like
a uh, I want to say, there are they like the you say
they they sold out kind of likethe people there there in their circle made

(29:18):
like so they're a lot heavier thanlike they is what you're saying. Like
the people are like, why areyou selling pop music type deal? It's
kind of yeah. It's all rockand metal, metal positions. It's in
London. They make even the uhreligious songs at all, and they have

(29:42):
a lot of geeks and they havebeen they have been to mainstream. I
guess okay, I got you.So they're like Metallica over here kind of
you know what I mean? Likepeople like Metallica is not metal anymore.
I'm like, yeah, you're right, they're not. They're they're rock music.
That's all they are. Really,They're not metal anymore. They're pop.

(30:03):
They make pop music. They startedthat's really cool reject but then it
got so big and people who canstand rock or metal music become fans,
and that deter me from it.I hear that. I hear that,
But this song is actually pretty damngood. Yes, And I'm glad you

(30:29):
introduced me to this because I'm gonnaadd this one definitely. It's gonna stay
into this Christmas playlist. I likethe music of it, like it's it's
definitely like an epic Christmas like stylesong, you know, like it's it's
it's kind of dark, but it'swhimsical at the same time, kind of
like something out of like a TimBurton movie, you know what I mean?
Yes, yes, And the wordsare pretty much that that too,

(30:53):
you know. The elf can't sleepand the forest is full of darkness and
snow and it's windy, and it'sjust listening and thinking about some mystery.
I don't remember what the mystery is. But this is so finished, you

(31:15):
know, yeah, all the snowand everything. This is a Yeah.
I really do like this actually,even though I can't understand anything to say,
and it's still it's great. Youcan look at the lyrics. Yeah,

(31:36):
yeah, I'm gonna end up havingto and then like try to try
to piece the words together because I'veI've you know, I said a long
time ago that at some point Iwill be able to have a complete conversation
with you in finish, and Iam working on it still to this day.
It's taken me a while, butI'm very slow with language, but
I will make it happen and wewill have like at least a three minute

(32:00):
conversation in Finnish at some point onthis show. At some point. It's
hard. It is very well,to be fair, so is our language.
You guys, you know you are. You amaze me as how great
you guys are at the English languagebeing from a totally different country. I

(32:20):
mean, I understand that they teachyou guys like English and stuff, but
it's it's not your first language.And English is very very very hard.
Like was Finnish talkt to you first? Or was or English taught to you
first? English? English? Okay? Really okay, see I didn't know
that like that. Wow, SoEnglish is your first language? Never mind,

(32:45):
you're better than me at everything.And watching my son and daughter and
all their cousins, they began learningEnglish way before school really, all all
the games and YouTube, all thevideos and songs and the Simpsons. And

(33:10):
actually my brother's son is a bitdifferent and he had some issues learning to
speak speak, but he did learnvery well. But now he mainly just
speaks in English and he isn't he'son first. Okay, So that is

(33:34):
very good, very good. Likeagain, man, he's these Finnish kids
are speaking English better than me,and I grew up in an English speaking
country. God damn it. Iblame the school system. That's what I
do. I blame the school systems. I don't blame myself. No,
I'm blaming the school system. Let'slet's keep this music. We're gonna We're

(33:57):
gonna just talk and I'll keep theconversation going here. So let's see.
I'm gonna pick for the next onehere. Uh, I just go nuts
at Christmas by my man Yogi Jorgenson, Yes, that's right or Jorgansen.
I don't know. It's probably verystereotypical, and I'm very apolable to apologize
for everybody. I do apologize.You're gonna some of these songs. Yeah,

(34:23):
you're gonna have to adjust as wego. The right window. I
have so many windows. There wego, there you go. Now.
I have no idea if this guyreally is Swedish. Okay, I have
no idea if he's just doing avery bad accent, or he's got uh

(34:47):
the Swedish people spell with with they, right, it's a J normally.
Yeah, that's why I'm like,I don't think he is so I'm
gonna play ignorant, you know,just for the show that that is possible,

(35:10):
not the real name. Yeah,it's still my family. It does
have the accent. Yeah, soI mean he could be, but I
just don't want to make that accent. If you don't speak. You got
a point. Oh this is aSwedish guy for sure, is he?

(35:37):
Yeah? So maybe he just speltit that way so the Americans said it
right, yeah, or just foryou know, artist name. That's also
possible. He could have just switchedit to switch it. Yeah. This

(35:59):
was an the one that played allthe time when I was younger. We
actually had the c D back inthe day early nineties at this song was
also on. It was a ChristmasHoliday Classics or somethingere Christmas Comedy Classics it
was. It had a whole bunchof like again, uh you know the
Grandma got run over by rain hereand stuff like that. We had We

(36:23):
had something like Swingy Christmas with FrankSinatra and Crosby Classics. It was a
cassette and we played it every year. Uh as long as the yep yep.

(36:44):
Yeah not so yeah, I knowabout that. Uh. We still
have a record player and all ourrecords, and uh, we have at
least at least a dozen or twoeven of Christmas albums, all various.
I even have two copies of Alvinand the Chipmunks Christmas on vinyl, yeah,

(37:08):
which I remember getting both because Ihad gotten one for Christmas one year
along with my record player. Andthen I had gotten a copy from my
aunt that she had gotten for herself, but she didn't you know, she
had whatever. She listened to itonce and then she was like, here,
you didn't know I got it forChristmas. So now I have two

(37:29):
copies, yeah, and one ofthem had her name on it, So
I'm like, all right, coolbecause she wrote her name. She wrote
her name on every record she everhad ever, you know. So I
have copies of like like Beatles recordsand stuff with like her name written on
it, and I'm like, ohmy god, you know how much value
you just took off by Like thesealbums aren't the best condition, but they're

(37:51):
in good enough to condition to whereI could, you know, resell it.
They didn't have somebody's dream printed allover them, and fucking ink,
well they might still, so yeah, they're still original albums. So yeah,
they definitely sell for something like thecovers are fucking torn up, but
collectors are like, no, theyhave to be admitted. I'm like,

(38:13):
you find me a record before nineteeneighty nine that has any type of good
fucking cover on it, original that'snot beat up around the edges or fucking
you know what I mean, Likejust from being stacked for that many years,
Like they get fucking bent and frayed. And you know these people,
But uh, let's keep this musicthing going. I like the music.

(38:35):
I want to talk about music,and then we're gonna come back and we're
gonna do some facts. Well uh, and then we'll go back to some
more music. So uh, Hannah, your next song, Um, well,
let's go with being Crossby. Sure, the old the old original nineteen
forty seven version of White Christmas,not the remake that he did later on

(38:59):
in life that they re recorded.It's this one sounds a little bit different.
Uh. I think this is themore traditional classic one that people hear
on the radio more often. Ilove this song so much almost when I
hear it. I love Crosby.He's he was such a h a talent,

(39:20):
like uh, like back in theday when everybody had to notice,
sing, dance, do comedy allthe same. You know, you had
to be a well rounded, youknow, performer in order to make it
back in the day, like inthe in the forties and the thirties,
Like a lot of these people camefrom vaudeville, you know what I mean.

(39:42):
Yeah, so they were they wereused to doing you know a little
bit of everything, uh to tryto keep the crowd interested, you know.
And then you know, the TVera came around, you know,
uh movies and all that stuff,movies and TVs, and then they they
uh they a lot of these olderpeople got new leases on their careers,
you know know what I mean,Like some of them got TV shows.
Ben Crosby had a holiday special upuntil the seventies, you know what I

(40:07):
mean, Yes, yeah, wherehim and David Bowie did a nice little
duet of Little Drummer Boy and uh, well they made up a song to
go with it, because David Bowiedidn't want to do the same you know
what I mean, like traditional typedeal, so they wrote it to where
intermingled and actually came out really well, a really sweet version of it.

(40:30):
I think they worked well together andit just shows how versatile Ben Crosby was,
you know what I mean, hecould do stuff and then intermingle with
new artists of like David Bowie wasn'tknown for cruiting, you know what I
mean. Like David Bowie was knownfor his ziggy startus at the time,
you know, like so he was. You know, I'm sorry, no

(40:52):
interrupt. It just came to mymind that why I was supposed to tell
what artists we are going to donext? Oh, yes, and I
was thinking about David Bowie. Actually, that's a good one. Let's do
that. I'm all for it.David Bowie artist spotlight next. I'm great
that That's the great one for me. I got do David Bowie all day,

(41:14):
all day. That was one ofthe perks to working in rock radio
forever. So you know, Ilearned to like not just the side a's,
you know what I mean, onthe people's music. I go deep.
I got I got a few DavidBowie albums that play a song.
I'll play a song, all right, tell you what, I'm gonna play

(41:35):
a song by David Bowie that youwould never even think was David Bowie.
Doesn't even sound like him. Okay, okay, okay, Yes, and
I'm not gonna tell you the namebecause I was you're gonna get to it
when we do the show. You'regonna be surprised and you're gonna be like,
what the actual flip Yeah, it'sit's it's gonna be uh, you're

(41:57):
gonna like it. Actually, becauseI was shocked first heard the song.
I was like, that's not fuckingDavid Bowie. No, no fucking way,
no way. And then I lookedit up and I was like,
yeah, yes, way, it'sit's actually fucking David Bowie. Oh wow.
Okay, So that's gonna be interestingbecause his story is crazy. Uh,
David Bowie had a very interesting backstory. You know, he's he's one

(42:22):
of the top selling artists ever,you know, in music, and I
I yeah, I look forward tocovering now that that's that's gonna be a
great show. Music alone, that'sgonna be a great show. Uh So
look forward to that one. UhSo, Hannah, if you have facts,
we would love to hear some.I just hope I didn't say this

(42:45):
last you know what, It doesn'tmatter. I know I didn't uh talk
about this last Christmas, but I'mgoing to talk about this every Yeah,
Jesus was not born on Christmas.He was likely most likely born in the

(43:10):
spring, and the religious folk justdidn't get people to stop celebrating Saturnalia,
so they took Jesus. Ye yep, they definitely did. Yeah that mhm.

(43:35):
Well Christmas trees where the tradition goesall the way back to ancient Egyptians
and Romans who decorated with evergreens duringthe winter to signify that spring return.

(43:57):
They were hopeful. I guess somedayit will be again. Oh hmm.
See. Saint mequ was very generous, but not very jolly. Oh.

(44:21):
The idea of Santa Claus came fromSaint Nicholas. He was very into religion,
no she, and he was verystrict, but he gave all all
that he owned at his large inheritanceto the poor and rescued women from servitude.

(44:49):
Mm hmm. And in Dutch hisname is s Claus Claus. I
do like I like better, Ilike that, I like that that sound.
He used to hang out with thisreal cool dude, crampis uh who
used to whip the ship out ofbad kids, uh throwing my burr lap
sack, and Santa was cool withit. Santa was down with it,

(45:12):
and I'm like, you know what, I like that version. Let's bring
that fucker back. Uh, badasskids need a whooping by a fucking goat
man with a fucking stick, Ithink as hell. Yeah. Oh another
fact, I'm sorry, let meinterrupt you one quick about the whole Jesus,
you know, not being burned onChristmas thing or born born? I
said burned out he bad birthed onChristmas. Uh. Well, of course

(45:37):
it wasn't Christmas because you know,he wasn't born yet, so they couldn't
name it Christmas. Uh. Butthe uh, the supposed three kings that
gave him, you know, thefrankincense, myrrh, and gold, uh
never fucking existed, not even alittle bit, according to biblical scholars.
Uh uh yeah, uh none ofthe none of them existed. There's no
proof ever, uh that that eventeven happened. Uh quite frankly. Uh.

(46:01):
So there you go, Christians justsaying half your Bible is but merry
Christmas though, because I do lovethe season this Christmas, burn it,
burn it, okay, call itex forever. So yeah, this looks

(46:22):
for good. One. So peoplethink that the Christmas gifts are because of
the three wise men Jesus. Ican't speak anymore, but it is.

(46:44):
It has in its roots in Saturnayanpagans gave offerings to the gods. So
I wasn't going to read that onebecause brought up the Yeah, well,
I always just thought that was youknow, the song We Three Kings is

(47:06):
one of my favorite Christmas songs,right like, and I always wondered,
I was like, is there everproof that uh uh you know, those
three kings like ever existed? Andwhy would they be bringing frankinsense, murrhr
and gold to a baby? Uh? You know what I mean that for
one doesn't need to smell good,two doesn't need gold, and three fucking

(47:29):
uh, I don't even know whatthe fuck murr is. Uh So,
I don't know why you would needthat. And uh so, and they
said they followed the star, uhto the to the baby. Now I
really don't believe that because, uh, the only thing they're no way,

(47:52):
no no way. Plus, likeI said, these biblical scholars, uh,
these are the like the people whostudy the Bible, you know,
they're they're the ones that tend tobelieve some of this could be true.
Right So I believe. Sorry,that's certain stories in this in this you
know, the Bible, are fromother older way older stories just twisted and

(48:15):
put the Christian perspective on it sothey can you know, morality and kick
your fucking ass into fear of God. Uh you know what I mean.
So uh, but like they thesepeople believe that like you know, some
of the stuff could have happened,but they definitely do not believe that these
three kings ever existed, which putsa lot of doubt on the actual birth

(48:37):
story. You know what I'm sayingitself because if they're lying, that such
a major part and right, yeah, there's so much like bullshit, like
all right, people, Look,I didn't want to have to get into
a theology discussion on the show.But my major, my major gripe with

(49:00):
the birth of Jesus story, okay, is for one, it's fiction.
Two uh all right. In thestory itself, all right, listen,
Mary finds out she's pregnant, quoteunquote, with God's baby. Right that
the you know, the angel saysthat you're pregnant. Now you're you're you
you know, without having felt aman right man's touch. Now she was

(49:28):
not married to Joseph at the time. Okay, they didn't consummate their marriage,
right that they consummated it literally inthe Bible says that they consummated after
Jesus was born. Okay, Somy the theory, if it's real,
Okay, if this story is real, it was not immaculate conception. Right,

(49:52):
Mary had a child out of wedlockwith either somebody else because Joseph didn't
fuck her, right, right,So the natural thing is that what is
more likely to happen. Okay,an imaginary sky daddy and plants his seed

(50:16):
in you and that's gonna be thesavior of all time or or now hear
me out people. Okay, shehad sex with somebody other than her husband,
got pregnant, lied to Joseph becausein that book he was gonna get
a divorce when he found out thatshe was pregnant. Okay, she lied

(50:39):
and said it was the Son ofGod just so, and because they were
gullible as a motherfucker, he believedit. Right. Mary's off the hook.
They have the dude, the Savior, and people treat that child like
gold after well, no, theydon't. They did up until eighteen years

(51:00):
of missing text, and then hecame back and they murdered him. So,
uh, why God, that story'spspter Why why tell it like that?
Just just admit if it's real thatyou know she was a whore.
Sorry, I'm sorry, Well,hell held over. Jesus dated a horror.

(51:22):
Mary Magdalen was a known prostitute,Jesus lover. It just carried over,
maybe out of mommy complex. Idon't know what it is. Sorry,
people, Merry Christmas. I'm sorry. I'm going to hell if there
is one. Yeah, I know, so let's keep this music. What
Yeah, it does make as muchsense as a Finnish national book mythic that

(51:49):
says the word world was born frommobile's egg. You know what. I
like that version. I will takethat in a big giant egg. Yeah,
I will. I will take that. I will even take the uh
uh, the what's his face there? Terry Pratchett version of a disc world
where we're on the top of theback of a big turtle with elephants on

(52:12):
its back, and there's our ourour Earth. There you go, flat
earthers. That's the only way wewould ever be a flat fucking planet.
All right, there you go,look at that. I'm in everybody in
this show. I am on fire. This is great, and so I
am going off the end tomorrow.This is awesome. Let's keep the music

(52:32):
train going. Hell yeah, Somy next one, this is my turn.
I believe I forgot. Uh,let's go. Let's just let's just
go balls with the walls. I'moffending everybody. The hat I got for
Christmas is too big by the legendaryMel Blank of Looney Tunes fame doing his
Speedy Gonzales voice. Tell me,I'm pissing everybody off with the racial stereotypes.

(52:53):
Here we go. God damn.Sometimes I love myself. I just
just sometimes the holiday season brings thebest out of me. And I guess
I don't know. I did notknow this song existence, and I'm well,

(53:15):
we're gonna listen to it. Iused to love me to h he
is They canceled Speedy, but theydidn't really cancel him because they brought back
Fluffy. Uh uh yeah. GabrielI Glaciers is the new voice of Speedy,

(53:37):
and well he has been for awhile, but uh, the comedian
but he's uh, he's uh oneof the characters that they kind of stopped
using with pepular Pugh even uh becausepepperin Pugh is kind of rapy uh and
yeah, yeah speedy. I guess. I guess was racist because the way
he acted. But he was likethe fastest mouse and all mech to go

(54:00):
usually the racial stereotype as they're slow, right. Uh. I think they
gave him a positive spin. Idon't know why. Uh, just because
the accent is yeah, pretty racist. All right, I'm not gonna go
there. The accent, Yeah no, no, I gotta give Yeah,
that's pretty racist. But the song'sgood. I like the song. It's
funny if you have a sense ofhumor, I mean, it's you can

(54:22):
take a laugh. Uh, Likeyou know, he's just saying that Santa
Claus gave him a big ass hatand he doesn't like it. He's mad,
right, He's he's tiny man likehe's so he's so small like of
course he's he gave my human uhsize sombrero and you can live in it.

(54:44):
Yeah. I think I think I'mgonna redeem myself on my next one
though, because uh, I gotI got people. People you'll hear it's
it's I don't know what it isabout Christmas songs and like the comedy ones,
and like ethnicities. I don't knowbecause the next one I got is

(55:07):
uh uh oh god, it's anItalian one. But uh, this one's
played on radio like a lot,so it's not really offensive as far as
I'm concerned. It's just I mean, well, no, it's about his
offensive. His Mexican music playing ina Christmas song. I'm gonna I'm gonna
go with that. Yeah, soI'm calling this ship out. Wow,
I got a lot to think aboutmyself here. I'm listening to all this

(55:30):
music with fucking subtle racial undertones.I'm yeah, I mean, I good
girl. Yeah, no, that'swe need the balance. Thank you.
You're the yang on this. Thisis I needed this. This is great.
So let's let's let's keep the music. What what what we got next?

(55:53):
We got GiB Yeah, that's whatI'm talking about. Fucking zz Top.
Let me and fucking Foo fighters together. I'm with it. Oh,
I love I missed so bad,like and I'm so surprised that he did

(56:19):
not die of cancer. He hadthat goiter on his neck for how many
years? I thought that ship wasa tumor, like I could have sworn
it was, you know, Nope, that was just a that was a
big skin tag apparently or something.I don't know. He was. He
was great, though, man,I miss let me so so good.
Motorhead people, if you know,if you never heard Motorhead, go listen

(56:40):
to Motorhead, like you can't can'tgo wrong with fucking anything they ever put
out. You know, like hisvoice is so unique, Like he doesn't
sing, it's just a guttural likemoan, just like he's just so like
yeah, like he roars are likeyou could tell he's on his eighth pack

(57:07):
of cigarettes and third bottle of whiskeyby the time they recorded this, you
know, like I love it.He's so good. And then Dave Roll
on drums, I mean, andBilly Gibbons on guitar, like this is
such a good, good song,like good remake of a fucking tune like

(57:28):
and if people don't know this isa Chuck Berry song originally uh and he
uh uh, well we know allabout Chuck Berry. That's another artist spotlight
I gotta touch on somewhere down theline, because boy oh boy, was
he fucked up. And I didn'tknow until I started doing some research.
Who we're gonna we'll do it,We'll do that one too. We'll talk

(57:52):
about Chuck Berry too and another show, and I will talk about the time
that him and John Lennon performed andYoko Ona was on stage with him and
they were doing Johnny Be Good andBoy oh Boy. When Yoko started singing,
We're gonna talk about the reaction thatmister uh fucking Chuck Berry had.
It was not pretty. He hadto look at death on his face.

(58:12):
He was like, I'm gonna stampthis bitch. It was crash, god
damn. So uh uh, let'ssee Christmas I got all right, all
right, So your kids, right, like, what do they think of
the whole Christmas experience? Because Iknow they're kind I know they're kind of

(58:35):
young, you know, so they'restill yeah, they still have the the
Do they still believe in the theJolly One or no? No, they're
older than that. When right outof the window that they were tooth fairy.
Ah, so they're like, ohso no tooth fairy? What does
that mean? No Santa? Thenyep, my whole life is a lie.

(59:00):
Yep exactly. It was Oh,my stupid mistake because my daughter lost
the food and I forgot to replaceit with the coin. Oh no,
man, I just told her maybethe fairy just didn't find it. She

(59:22):
thought about it in a while andlook really smart to say, yes,
yes, but I can see itby your face that it's not. You
can't fool her, Man, can'tfool Nope. Oh that was that's awesome.
Like, yeah, my kids stopbelieving in Santa real really, just

(59:44):
just because like they realized that,Look, man, you know, Santa
can't always get what you ask himfor every year because he ain't got no
money. Like why does Santa needmoney? Well, his elves don't work.
Elves are the elves are on strike, and you know, they don't
make PlayStations and Xbox so that thatfalls on daddy, you know. And

(01:00:08):
uh you know then they're like,well if daddy has to buy that,
then do you have to buy allthis stuff? Like yeah, yeah.
But they were pretty hip to itanyway. Beforehand. They they had an
idea because they you know, theynoticed that a lot of the prisons came
beforehand, you know what I mean, And there was only a few Santa

(01:00:30):
prisons, you know, with thewith the Santa label on them, And
I'm like, yeah, well,Santa doesn't get you the video games motherfucker.
That's me. Uh Sta, Nope, Santa will get you the sweater.
Santa gets you the you know,the train set. When you're little,
you know that, that's what Santagets you. He'll get you the
book Santa wants you to learn.Okay, that's what Santa. Santa wants

(01:00:52):
you not to be ignorant. Sohe's getting you the book. He's getting
you learning toys. That's what he'sdoing. Daddy'll get to the shitty video
games for you, you know,ruin your fucking brain that way. That's
that's on me. I'll do that. Oh so let's keep this music train
going here. All right, wehad Run Run Rude. Oh we had

(01:01:13):
rud or another that rude, RunRudolph Run. Uh. Now my next
one, like I said, I'mhitting all the ethnicities in this one.
This is Dominic the Donkey by myman Lou Monty. Uh. This is
a classic Christmas tune. Uh.I'm sure most of you will probably know
it if you're from the States atleast. Uh you know, because this
is this has been every year ofmy life and it's probably another one up

(01:01:36):
where you're gonna have to adjust thevolume exactly. I'm told you I'm hitting
everybody. I am going to offendevery fucking ethnicity. Uh, at least

(01:01:58):
once. That way, nobody cansay I'm a racist. I hate everybody.
No, I hate no one.I love everybody unless they pissed me
off, and then, you know, then I hold grudges forever. That's
a difference. I never fully hatesomebody. Hate is a strong word.

(01:02:20):
I mean, there's a certain catand orange pants here somewhere in the States
here that I fucking loathe with allmy being and his supporters. But you
know whatever, y'all stop listening tomy show a while ago, So I'm
happy about that. That's cool.Uh. For the stray ones, I'm
fit to get. The rest ofyou keep listening, go ahead. I

(01:02:44):
don't care really, I do thisfor fun, you know what I mean.
So the people hate me, theyhate me, they kicked me off,
they kicked me off, I getcanceled. You still know me,
motherfuckers? Thank you, Mary,you and Mary Christmas. That's right,
that's the theme to my fucking that'sa fuck you and Merry Christmas. That

(01:03:09):
works, right. That that's that'sthe new that'st new thing. Now start
printing up shirts. Fuck you MerryChristmas. He can change, of course
you can. Of course you can, of course you can. I chose
a song I don't really care aboutsure because version then I remember my special

(01:03:39):
you gotta you gotta play the Hubby'sfavorites, have you gotta do it?
Well, I'm all about it afterthis is See, like I said,
it's not really offensive. It's justlike the it's the music itself. It's

(01:04:01):
like it's an Italian song. It'sabout than the donkey who said he uses
the donkey to go over the hillsof Napoli. Yeah, because the reindeer
can't make it. It's not asyou know what. It's really no as
offensive as Nestor the Long Eared ChristmasDonkey. Do you remember that freaking Christmas

(01:04:24):
story Nestor the long year Christmas Donkey? Yeah? I think I had,
Yeah, yeah, yep, yep. Where you know it was just they
hated on him because he had longears. Man, it's it's I would
have not have heard about it,but it was featured on uh him and

(01:04:47):
Crickets what is it? Moses Christmaswhatever it is called? Oh yeah,
one of that, you're right,yeah, yeah, I know. It
was also on Ranking in basses.They were with the like the Rootolph,
the Red Nose Reindeer style and theLittle Drummer Boy. Yeah yeah, So

(01:05:10):
what what song do we have here? We have meatloafs in the Land of
the Peak. Sure is king?Oh dude, Yo, this is for
my husband. This is this isamazing. No, this is awesome.
Tell your old man major respect,major respect. I used to hate it

(01:05:33):
when he had to play it atChristmas dinner every time, but now I'm
waiting for it. Yes, thisis awesome. I haven't heard the song
forever, so this is great,much better than the other one I had

(01:05:55):
planned. I have to look somewhereI have when I was I was remixing
music a long time ago, backwhen I was DJ, and you know
in the the uh we'll call themuh gentlemen's clubs. They weren't really gentlemen
uh in there, UH, butyou know the UH and I had UH
was working around Christmas one time andi'd uh, I was messing with some

(01:06:19):
hip hop beats, like dance beats, and UH I mixed in Halls of
the Mountain King yuh, and Imixed in uh they should dance of the
sugar Plump fairies. It was soawesome. I gotta find where they are.
I have a whole bunch of oldCDs that I have them all all
on labeled. They're just like coloredCDs labeled one, two, three,

(01:06:41):
four, five, and six,like you know, ship like that.
Because I just had a book withher all in it, and then I
had a sheet with the disc numbersand what songs were on them, and
I lost that. So now Ihave to find the discs and find out
which ones are run with every oneof them. Hopefully I'll find it,
though, because I had some reallygood stuff that you would like that that
that remix was fun that actually gota pop from the stripper dancers. Uh.

(01:07:08):
I try not to call them strippersbecause you know, I mean they
are, but they want to becalled dancers and I'm trying to trying to
they can be. They are exoticdancers, yes, but because I respect
a lot of them. They're justworking to get money to to do better
things. They don't want to bea stripper forever. They just know that

(01:07:29):
they yeah, they just know sexcells and that's an easy way to make
money right now. So like,yeah, I get it. Some of
those girls, though, thought thatthey were fucking God's gift to fucking women.
I'm like, nah, you ain'tyou ain't you ain't shit, sweetie.
Your snatch smells like the Grinch.All right, I'm not trying to

(01:07:54):
keep it Christmas, that's right,Fuck you and Merry Christmas. Oh I
love this show. It's going.Oh, this is the best Christmas special
yet. Man, I'm telling youthis is great. And it sounds because
I'm drinking Christmas it is. You'redrinking the wine and I've had about seven
cups of coffee and on Jones intothe max right now. I'm trying to

(01:08:16):
like trying to hold it in,and I'm like, yeah, gotta move,
gotta do something. I can't aboutto hit the Oh it's a great
song, though, you can.You can if you want to fade it
out, you can fade it out. That's on you. And then then
we can we can keep going toget to the last song. And but
we told your husband you were gonnaplay we're playing this song out. I

(01:08:39):
think we should we have one anothertwo minutes. I think I think we're
good. Yeah, yeah, thisis this is this is some good stuff.
So talk about me loaf man.I would you like Meatloaf's music in
general. Yeah, I don't remembermany songs. Uh this album actually The

(01:09:03):
Bad at the Hell I think,is that what this is? Yeah,
it was like his main album thathad like every Paradise by the Dashboard Lights
and uh Jesus Christ, Yeah,Paradise by the Bad at the Hell and
a couple of the you know.And then the second album they're the not

(01:09:23):
second but the other Bat Out ofHell two or whatever it was. Uh.
Yeah, he had was I woulddo anything for love, and uh,
you know, but I won't dothat, no, no, ye
know. And uh and I remembermeet a little more though, I mean,

(01:09:47):
yeah, his music, but inthe movie Rocky Horror Picture Show,
Uh, he was the biker,uh you know, the the satanic mechanic
if you will. He he wasgreat and he actually, yeah you should.
Uh he's very interesting as well.Uh. He would quite frankly often

(01:10:11):
after he'd be on stage during theshows, he would have an oxygen machine
off stage, so he would inbetween songs go and huff oxygen because I
think he had like serious like asthma, and you know, his weight didn't
really help much, you know whatI mean. So but yeah, they
said like live concerts, you'd seehim disappear for like a minute, two
minutes between songs, and he'd behuffing fucking oxygen text. Oh yeah,

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I feel bad for him, Likeit was. It was so such a
good talented artist though. Man,but he pipes like you wouldn't believe.
Uh, you know, could singhis ass off. And he could act
too. He's a very good actor. Uh. You know, some of
his personal beliefs I didn't really carefor. But you know, I don't
care for most people's personal beliefs becauseyou're always gonna find somebody who's you know,

(01:10:58):
great in certain ways and a shipand completely the other way. So
no, nobody is perfect, isbasically what I'm saying. And if I
stopped listening to or watching stuff withassholes that I liked, you know that
turned out or people that started offcool but you found out we're assholes later,
I wouldn't watch or listen to anything, you know what I'm saying.
Like I'd be sitting here in thedark, Uh, you know, me

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and Hannah talking with nothing, nomusic, no no shit, nothing,
just just talk. And you can'tyou guys would like that. I mean,
you might for a minute. ButI know you like the music in
the background. I've been told youdo. So, uh, I think
we're gonna play my last Uh ohI think I already played. No,
yep, I can't wait for anothermale blank. I'm gonna redeem myself.

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This one has nothing to do.This is wholesome, this is this is
this is a family friendly, thisis this is one of the songs that
I always think of Christmas. Sothis is to me, this is my
roote off the Red Nose ring here. That's that's what it is. So
this is I can't wait till quifmuthDay by mel blank sounds like yeah,

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he's doing I think he's doing histweety bird voice. Oh of course.
Yeah yeah, yep, that's whatI'm saying. I figured out ended off

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with a shocker. People like,what the hell is he was playing all
this crap? Now he gets thismost wholesome song ever. This dude is
crazy. Yes, certified paperwork andeverything. Thank you. I think I
passed it along to my kids too, So there you go. Welcome to
that world. You're gonna oh man, yeah, no, I love and

(01:13:05):
you know we're gonna let this zugplayer. But uh after this, I
think we're gonna call it and uh, I think, uh, you know,
I'd like to thank everybody for hangingout with us and celebrating, you
know, the the good and theband of the holiday season. I guess,
uh you know, I'm uh don'ttake anything I say seriously if you

(01:13:25):
do, uh, fuck you MerryChristmas. I guess because I talk out
my ass nine of the time onthis show. It's very much improv.
Uh. Hannah knows about improv.She loves doing improv. Sometimes we say
stuff that we maybe regret later.Sometimes we don't uh my record, you

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know, And I'm not editing it. I refuse. I refuse to edit
anything it's not It would not andI would be totally going against my moral
uh and my ethical compass. Uhif I deleted anything I ever fucking say.
Uh. I would rather defend myselflater, you know what I mean,

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or not defend myself later or whatever, and then edit something out and
act like I never said it,you know what I mean? Because the
Internet is a big place and somebody'sgonna have that somewhere. You can't deny
it. You might as well juststick to your guns. See what you
said? If you fucking deny itlater. I don't know your credit later

(01:14:33):
your credit, but I never regretanything I said. Yeah, and then
you can say, you know what, I've never lied to anybody. I've
always spoke my mind, and I'venever taken anything back. I oh fuck
you, Merry Christmass oh man.Okay, So we're gonna call it,

(01:14:55):
guys, everybody, thank you again. Like I said, happy holidays.
The next time we see you,we will be Uh, we're gonna be
talking about David Bowie. I thinkwe're gonna do that artist spotlight. So
you guys are gonna enjoy that onepretty much, becau. I'm gonna enjoy
that one. Hanna's gonna enjoy thatone. And when we all enjoy something,
Yeah, it's fun and it's alwaysa good show. And we're gonna
make sure everything works. Uh nocurse, okay, no curse, no

(01:15:18):
curse, curse curse. If wehave to do it the same way we
did it just now, we willbecause this worked and I'm happy with the
results, So I know why didn't. It's the same thing we were doing
here in reverse, the same thing, same fucking thing, and it doesn't

(01:15:39):
right, but it works behind whenI give it to Hannah went to Magic
Touch and she does it and itworks fucking great, just like her other
stuff that she does, you know, like one hand on tech it is
fucking better video than ever I fuckingpost up. And and so you guys
need to go check this shit outand everything else that she does. Go
to a link tree in the bioas always, and then go to uh,

(01:16:01):
you know, our website digitals onnt dot com. You're gonna find
links there too, So if youknow, don't catch it in the bio
here, you will find it onthe website. Check out everything that they
do, check out everything that wedo. Stay random, Uh, enjoy
your kids holidays this year if youhave, you know, kids that were
out of town, like in collegeor whatnot, and they're home for the
holidays. Enjoy because you never knowwhen you're gonna fucking see him again,

(01:16:23):
quite frankly, so, uh,you know, do what you gotta do.
Love everybody, Uh, peace onearth, Grid will towards men.
Fuck you, Merry Christmas. Thereyou go, all right, all right,
everybody, bye, Thank you.B