Mole N' Friends Classic: 40's Man on Judy Garland

This Mole N' Friends Classic brings you the Late, Great 40's Man giving you the skinny on Hollywood starlett Judy Garland. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, a line that everybody's favorite time trampling trash harker.
This is forties man, say you, potato head, what's the long? Forties?
Man's been too long? It has, indeed, I think you've
dragged my sorry cocks his back on the wireless once
again in order to give you the one war on

(00:20):
the talking pictures. Oh yes, sir, well, it seems it
only took fifty years for Judy Carlos's rotten, chin riddled
corpse to finally light up the big screen again. Uppers
and downers in foods. Oh my, the tin man had
no heart, that scare grow no brains, and Judy had
no will power. O man never met a substance sheet

(00:45):
in abuse, whether it was a powder, a pill, a liquid,
or Eliza Manelli. Even the great Mickey Rooney knew better
than the tango with this broad. Sure they pose with
milkshakes for the press, but in reality the studio wouldn't
let Judy in hear anything with more calories than a
glass of water and a phoenofarmit. Hall I tell you

(01:07):
there was nothing doing. Why she went through husbands quicker
than that FDR's wheel share went through tired They followed
the yellow Grick road all right. Turned out it was
paid with Judy's ulcerated liver. And when she wasn't busy
saying I do, Judy was trying to orchestrate another way

(01:28):
to just plane end it all? Why Judy Garland tried
to take herself out so many times that the Jets
tried to recruit her for the Kamakazi talk about killing
two birds with one stone. You've all seen that fella
hang himself in the background of that scene, and the
Wizard of Oz turns out it was justf Halloween and
he went as Judy Garland. And somewhere along the way

(01:50):
the former miss dead will Gum became an icon for
the city. Why in my day, if you heard a
fella tell you he was a friend of Dorothy, he's
sure as shooting, wasn't gonna hass with you over your
best And what's more, he might come in handy should
you ever need an expert in hospital corners. So all
in all, this biopic is a fairly accurate portrayal of

(02:12):
what many considered to be james first of many casualties.
Why this particular depiction of the golden age of casts
and couches was enough to make Harvey weinstay say oh
that's a little too far right there. Sure I did, now,
come to think of it, these Hollywood hanchos missed a

(02:33):
great opportunity and never ever casting Judy Garland as snow White.
Why you ask, because why? Because she was the best
example there ever was of a high home. I'm forties man, boys,
and I got a scram Thank you, three t