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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey everybody, it's Cash Money Carl, one of your co
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Now enjoy the show, Yo, Welcome to the stage.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
The mic is said to Ross Dean and Cash shining
bright beneath the sky's top is flying hot Buscallec sparks,
move the mic stand, Light it up, ignite the hearts.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Soon it it'll break it down. Bring the real to you.
You come and says that on fold always something new
to dude. Can't stop, moll stop. We'll keep it flowing strong.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Move the mic stand, Join us where you belong and
flow the vibes. Always live to it to the magic
will never quick. They talk about life, muscles, dreams that
we are trase dropping knowledge like it's gold, never slowed down.
The pace for money moves to mental gools that keep
it tight. In this podcast about the living life and
solid sight.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Every episode to journey, take you away to twist with
Dene Cash speaks you don't want to miss. Can't stop,
won't stop.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
We'll keep the flowing strong, Move the mics, then join
us where you belong, hustle and flow.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
The vibes always lit, so it tell.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
The magic will never quick for brack your headphones.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Let's ride the wave. Deni Cash at the mic, We'll.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Hear the saind. Hey everybody, welcome to season three. Move

(01:58):
the MIC's Dan Comedy Podcast. I'm one of your hosts.
Thanks for welcoming me back. It's Cash Money Carl along
with me, as always my trustee co host, mister Dean
berg A, Dean, we're back.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
We're back season three.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, awesome, yeap, cool, all right, that's enough excitement.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yeah. I was like, you're way too high and.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I know you know I'm most low energy, So yeah,
I used all of it right there. That's it. So
this is it. That was energy peak first thirty seconds.
Now nice and slow. Okay, So season three we're here.
We got some new stuff going on. We're trying to
kick it off strong. We got a guest with us tonight. Yep,

(02:42):
should we say who it is nope, no, okay, all right,
but yeah, ok so we have our special guests. He's
been here before. He's probably our number one listener easily,
or maybe it's his wife now who knows. But please
welcome everybody. Stan Dobrowski, thanks guys.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Glad to be here.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, now you actually get to see when we're doing
stupid stuff. I do, I know, But now, like all
the other episodes that he's not here, but he's here
in spirit, you can't see all the stupid stuff that
we're doing that.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
And it probably were more professional last time.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah. Wait, we're not professional though, I mean we are
a broad shirt professionals.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
I could get No, I have a Marvel shirt on
with a bunch of rubber ducks when if no frigging
clue what it means. Yeah, I don't know what it means.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
It's I don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
It's like it says Marvel and then has a whole
bunch of rubber ducks on it, and when people ask him,
just like, oh, it's Howard the Duck, you know, but.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Oh yeah, he's kind of weird.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Which was a great movie by the way, Yeah weird,
and he's well he might be DC No, he's Marvel.
He's Marvel. How they're duck he's a comic comic book.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I don't know. I feel like d C.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
He may be dy you guys talk. Yeah, maybe he
is d C. No because he's no, because he's in
the event or Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah, he's Steve
Lee or Stevelee.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
Stanley.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
How would you get Stanley?

Speaker 7 (04:17):
Because I was trying not to say Stanley like my name,
but Stanley makes uh he makes an appearance in that
movie too.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
Why he makes one in all of them? Even though
now that he's dead, he still makes appearances in him
because they have like a picture of him somewhere or
something like that. I haven't been watching for it, but
I guess that's what they're doing. We don't have to
look it up anymore, Carl. We solve the mystery.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Are you sure he's going to hundred?

Speaker 5 (04:40):
It's Marvel because he's on Guardians of the Galaxy when
they're in that museum, he's one of the he's.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Listed as cast member and Guardians of the Gunpy.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Yeah. So I have no clue what this shirt means.
I don't remember. I think I got it at Target,
but it just says Marvel and has a bunch rubber
ducks on it.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Maybe it was like one of those misprints, like after
the Super Bowl, right, they send the loser shirt to Africa.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Maybe everybody knows what it means, Like let us know,
because I know.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
We'll get up. That's all we're doing.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
The season is like what does bring up? Look, this
is the fact check season. We're actually checking our facts.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
Maybe it's for a jeep owner. Don't they get those
little rubber.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Well the brand of the shirt is like NEF or
something like that. There's a tag on the arm, like
some fancy tag.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
It's twelve dollars on poshmar Mark Ducky T.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Yeah, that's what I knows. Marvel Ducky is right.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
I found it. I just there's no description. Yeah, it's
one of my Oh I'm thinking with just just preliminary
it's Deadpool because there's another shirt. There's another shirt. Maybe
it's got Deadpool lounging on a large rubber duck in
a swimming pool. But wouldn't you want to advertise what.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
And you would think you would have at least one
of the ducks look like Deadpool, like like.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Duck Pool or something Pool.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
That's good duck Pool. And I think if I have
duck Pool, I might even have Duckpool. I've got Panda Pool,
Panda Pool. Yeah, and like you know, all my Funko
pops and stuff like that, I got all these different.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Would you say those are toy? Rubber duckies are like
a rubber ducky float. Those are toys? Okay?

Speaker 5 (06:33):
Oh like a float? To me, what's the difference? Like
when you pull around.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Just because one specifically called Marvel Comics Deadpool rubber Ducky
float red nef t shirt. I know your shirt's not red.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Well the word nef is it red? Yeah? Who cares?
Whatevery shirt boy.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
The same goony shirt, So I almost wore it too,
but I decided I was going with the Timber Rattlers
brock shirt that I just got the Leader hosing.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Yeah, you even wore shirts shortstep match. When you walked up,
I was just like.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
What the that's what you were laughing at?

Speaker 5 (07:11):
You weren't laughing at you were laughing.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
You're like, this guy's ridiculous looking. I thought he was
funny looking. With the money stuff.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
I'm literally wearing Adidas sweatpants that have bleach stains on them,
my Marvel shirt and my air I mean my air quotes, yeah, no,
my my hoodie and then my hat and stands wearing
a goody good KNY shirt and pants and Adidas pants.

Speaker 7 (07:39):
But I just wear him so I look fast. I'm
not fast, but I want to.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Look at you know. Okay, that's good to good to
think about.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
So I will wear him just to be flexible that
I'm not in case I have to all of a
sudden karate kick someone. Because I got it from the
idea from Chuck Norris action jeans. Do you see those
no light enlightened there? They're Chuck Norris sponsored jeans. But
then like in the crotch cratch in seam area, it's

(08:13):
made of a more flexible material and it's so you
can do karate kicks.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
But are they made of dunhim like.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
The rest of it is. Yeah, But because I'm just
for picturing those patos like jeans, yeah, you know that's
what they're action pants.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
As to where his action pants are, he's Chuck Norse,
so that he just wears regular stiff denim and they
made and it just works that are Chuck Norris pants
for other people. So they can pretend to be like
Chuck Norris.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Maybe I don't know, he's in the ads for him,
he's wearing them and he's kicking.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Okay, So because Chuck Norris can do anything kind of yeah,
anything and everything. Yeah. Also getting back to our season
three premiere, Yeah yeah, new song. Yeah you know, yeah,
you know, tell us what you think.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
By the big deal and little Chip, little pickle chip,
little pickle chip, little preps that we commissioned, commission for
that kind of found them behind it, like a Dollar General,
Dollar General behind it.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Because of what they got. They got a whole Delhi
issle at Dollar General. I must have missed that.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
They saw them at the Delhi Isle and at Dollar
General where they have Deli Goods, and they were out
back product and we were like, hey, you guys want
to do a song, and then boom, they just dropped
it right there.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
They made all They didn't even ask us how much
it was gonna.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
Know, yeah, and they just showed us and they made
all the beats and everything out of stuff they got
out of Dollar General. It was amazing, like everything, Like
I was like, what.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
The hell the instrumentals were?

Speaker 5 (09:47):
They even know who we were? Like We didn't even
tell them. We're just like, hey, you guys are rappers,
and they're like, yeah, I'm a big deal and this
is a little pickle chip and I'm like, hey, we
need a song for our podcast. Bam. They just did it.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
They they called on and they went into the store
and they went in the like Dollar General or was
a family dollar whatever, dollars whatever, everyone whate spent like
eight bucks and I didn't even know if they bought anything.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
No, they bought it. They didn't. They weren't going to steal.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Oh. I just thought they were like gangster rappers.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
You know, they weren't that hard. Hard spent like eight bucks.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
All the equipment that they needed.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yeah, it was just like weird. The stuff that they
took too. Like they had like like those ninety nine
cents headbands. Yeah, and that's a very us.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
All the most of the stuff that they got had
nothing to do with the sounds. It was like it
still worked, right, I'm saying, Like they got the headbands,
they got you know, the bracelets. Uh, they had the
flashy sequence like jacket that was way too small.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
They had like that little pin you squeeze and it
just so it was like a little lady bug and
it lights up. Yeah, they had that. They're like, wow,
is this amazing? And then they're fabulous.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
There's like two bucks left and they bought like, uh,
an inflatable guitar and pencil started.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
They had their pencils and their inflatable guitar, and then
they were just like, hey, I want to share a
kit Cat and I was like sure.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
And then then they have enough money for the Kitcat though,
so I.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Don't know where that came from, but anyways, yeah, then
and then they're just like soon, dude. And then they
started doing the whole thing and playing the music, and
they like handed us like a like an old timey
cassette that that was a little weird. I was like,
what did you guys record that on? And they're like, yeah,
we just used like the pencil. I was like, did

(11:40):
you do that? You like the inflatable guitar and the pencils.
My favorite part is.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
The outro, which we're not going to spoil, so I'm
just they gave some great advice on what we should
do for that.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
So well, it was really just us saying like all right, cool.
They're like, what were you guys names again and then
we were like I told them and we left.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Yeah, so that's kind of it. So that's where the
sound in the new song came from.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Check them out in our new album, our podcast cover.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Our new podcast.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Yeah we look bad ass nice, Yeah, Flames, I put
a teaser out there, yeah, with a seizure warning. That
was good.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
I think if you didn't have that, we then we
might have like lost our kind of seizure based listeners.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
Well, I think that's kind of what Chris was saying.
And the comment that you commented to where he was
like I didn't listen and immediately had a seizure or
whatever he said. I think he was referring to the
seizure warning. Yeah, Because then Stan was like, no, you
should listen to the podcast. It's great, always always appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
We don't even beive, but probably should.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
She recommends, Hey, can we let's listen to this week's episode.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah, and if I've listened to it, we turn it on.
She's still gonna want to listen that because you're on
it this week. I hear you enough. Now we'll see
all right. So that means we have to hide like
some like super critical, uh special edition message thing or
something that you have to listen to the whole entire episode. Jody, Yeah,
where are we going?

Speaker 5 (13:17):
We were going somewhere the other day, just hitther day, Well,
my mind's blanking, and then.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
We're going up through the.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
She's I don't remember where we were going. It was
the Bringer Show. That the show. I was like, I
don't remember doing a show. Why was I in a
car with Stamp because we're going to go see Carl
at the Bringer Show. But anyways, Yeah, when we were
on the way there, she was like, we should listen
to the episode on the way home, and we did,

(13:50):
and I mean after I got out of the car.
They must have waited till I got out of.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
I was gonna say, because you probably felt like awkward,
Just like, yeah, that's me.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
It is kind of weird when will listen to it
and I'm in the car or whatever. Those are ri
ice cubes.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
And we still got the ASMR that didn't leave.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
So talking about the Bringer Show? Do we want to
talk about the Bringer Show? Like how that went?

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:17):
I thought I did? Find Yeah me too, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
I did great?

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Yeh did? I thought you had really good energy, really
good vibe. You're vibing with the crowd, even when somebody
was being a fuck face about like some ship all
right and the crowd and the crowd was like like
you know, like yeah we love Carl blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Yeah, but it wasn't during your set.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
It was during their sat they decided to bring it up.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Yeah, which probably unprofessional. Yeah, I mean it was. It
was I don't know what that was.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
I feel like, it will just bring up my stuff
because it's different, that's all. Yeah, it's memorable, so it's
memorable enough for them to.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Just it just totally like backfired.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
Yeah, the crowd loved it and they showed their support,
so will I will say that I tried to shit
on it a little bit and then the crowd was
just like, give fuck piece of shit.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
I didn't hear that part close with the reaction with that,
but I.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Didn't hear those That might have been what was going
on in my head. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
It was talking about my beatboxing thing, which was actually
I got the best validation from that show for me
because when I first started with comedy, I tried doing
something with beatboxing and I had more veteran comics be like,
you shouldn't be doing that. That's kind of weird. Maybe
you shouldn't do comedy at all. And I was like, oh,
I should probably listen to these people. They've been doing

(15:36):
it for a while, and I stopped. I didn't try
to do anything with it. And then in this last
year I kind of realized maybe I shouldn't be listening
to what some of these veteran guys do because they're
doing the same material that they've done five years ago. Yeah,
and it's not hitting or anything. So I decided to
try to bring it back. And then the best part

(15:57):
about the show was people came up to me and
that weren't there to see me that I didn't. They
weren't my bring ease. Yeah, they said, oh, that was
my favorite part of the show. So that felt like
validation that, yeah, keep done that. Yeah for sure, and
now it works.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
You read it into a bit. It's not like you
just go up there and be like, hey, guys, check
it out.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
It's not like it's a talent show. It's a bit.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Yeah, it's a bit. It's actually a bit. You have
a story behind it, all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
So yeah, yeah, even my sister in law, She's like,
I wasn't sure if I wanted to hear you do
beatboxing on stage, just like, like I said, like to
be like a talent show. Yeah, but she's like, well,
you had a story with it, right, and it felt
like this was a cool way to kind of include
sounds and all that with it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
I mean it, it's original and it's better than people
that are up there doing Reddit jokes for sure.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Like it's crazy when you hear somebody like I've heard
that joke before for a paid show, a paid show,
and it's like sixty to seventy percent of the set
was stolen Reddit jokes or other commits years ago too.
It wasn't even like it was recent or new. Yeah,
it wasn't like like could be a coincidence, like you know,

(17:09):
like maybe the timing I wrote it around the same
time this person put it out, you know whatever. It
was verbatim, verbatim.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
And there was an older joke too, because my dad
told me that joke years ago.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
So yeah, yeah, and it's just weird that the club
tolerates that, honestly. Yeah, but whatever, Well.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
It's kind of like a little bit going back to
the competition, funniest competition, right, yeah, if like if it's
a rule, right, so you have to do original material
and the judges aren't like comedy like super fans or anything.
They're not going to know otherwise that that's not original
material unless they say, hey, you want to hear some

(17:47):
jokes that I didn't write and then do them, yeah,
like announce that they're not yours, which then still doesn't
get just qualification. That's kind of crazy to me. But
I'm not going to be the first one to say
the W word this episode. I'm just saying, oh yeah,
I think I think stands. I know what the word is, secret.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Word like playhouse.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
The word of the day is.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
So that show is good, know, the Burger Show.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
I had a good time.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
It was a good time.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
It was different to see some people do longer sets too,
write yeah, and we're not accustom seeing them do.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
So there was and there were some good sets and
then some people that I was like, maybe a little
premature early, but that's okay, you know. I think that's
where you learn that you don't have Yeah, you think
you have ten minutes, and then you go up there
and you do it and you're like, that was only six,
but nerves getting to the way a little bit, right,
I mean, oh yeah, for sure, and then you speed
through your I.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Mean I was definitely nervous until until the music hit
and then I had to go up. That's that seems
where it's always like that's I'm always nervous until it's like,
all right, as soon as the steven State boom, I
have to bring it. Otherwise I know I'm not getting
another opportunity. So it and you brought it, I think so. Yeah,
I will say I think that the club was at

(19:08):
least somewhat pleased with the attendance for like enough support
where they would at least try it again.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
I was, yeah, I was expecting a little bit more
people because if there was web.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Nine, Yeah, if everybody got at least not everybody had
to The host didn't have to bring any He did
bring somebody, yeah, but he wasn't required to write okay,
so eight people had to bring so eighty and there
was about seventy some people in there. Then there might
have been a couple at the door yet as well,
so probably close to hitting the mark. Yeah, but some

(19:40):
people brought more than their ten required or whatever. So
and some people brought less.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
I bought my like my nephew Brett came along, yeah,
which was nice, Thank goodness.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Yeah he was my number ten Brett. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (19:54):
So let me ask you, would you do it again
the Bringer Show?

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Next time. Hopefully you're up there next Yeah, Deans should
be enough. I'm gonna I think you should be closing
the next Bringer show.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
I would agree, maybe.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
I mean, we have no say or anything or I
know you personally, like the fact that like you're not
utilized more is kind of not the W word crazy
to me because you're definitely a number one, like top
leader in our community for comedy. I agree, And I
don't think people understand or appreciate that nearly enough. So

(20:33):
it's just unfortunate.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
I appreciate that. I uh, yeah, I don't know. Did
you did you.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Beat up like a booker, like a relative of the
booker when you were an M and M a fighter
or cage fighter like just.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
I don't think so, but that that is kind of
crazy how sometimes that stuff happens where you find like
you're like, why is this person such an asshole to me?
And it was like, oh, you remember making two thousand three.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
First, macho man. It's a little bit his dad too.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yeah, remember when you my brother, I didn't like that.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Remember when your dad beat up my dad at the radio?

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Yeah, could be that. They could be even something like
Tertiary from Yeah your primary secondary track.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Dad beat up my grandpa and try to kick you
a radio ship dude Christmas time.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
So I'm never gonna let you do any more than a.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
You can never do anything more than the mic. You
never know, you never know.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
They know what radio shack is. See that? Yeah, I
was like, yeah, I mean I know what it is.
You know what it is, right, we grew up with that.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
But the people like, that's fine. It's like best Buy
before best Buy. You know, it's like best buys Uncle.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
I think best Buy is Aunt's way out though.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
Yeah, I think so too.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
I don't know. I never see anybody in the parking lot,
even employees.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Well even when I hate it, when the moment I
want and then they're like, it's so I suppcial you're
looking for today?

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yeah, And I'm like.

Speaker 6 (22:06):
Telling movies and video games.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
That's what I usually do. Like during COVID, you had
to have a reason, like and if I was like, Oh,
I just want, like to look at movies and video
games there had something to do. When I'm at home,
they were Okay, come in. You know. It was like
trying to go into a secret club with like a
door man. Now whenever I walk in, they're like, hey,
what can we help you find? A day? And I'm like,
do you have any room bulls? And they're like yeah,
and then they start walking towards the room bus and

(22:29):
I go towards the games and movies.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
I just now I kind of want to play a
game that we should each go to Best Buy at
one point and just try to come up with the
most ridiculous thing for them to help us find. I'm in, yeah,
can I get a double cheese burger? Well?

Speaker 5 (22:43):
No, I think that would be too. It has to
be something that we kind of believe about.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
It, right, like a left handed screwdriver or something.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Yeah, yeah, yea yeah, maybe yeah, Like do you have
a room bud that only goes counterclockwise?

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Sorry, we can help you. Program No no, no, no, no,
no program And it's just default from the box that's
gonna be it's.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
It says that that's what it doesn't only spins this
counterclockwise or do you have a copy of Double Team
with Jean Claude Van Dam and Dennis Rod.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
No, sir, we don't sell movies anymore. I definitely want
to use. Can you help me find those appliances that
sing at you, because that's how my new appliances are
in my apartment. It like does little jingles.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
My my washing machine at my other house does that
when it's all done? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
My my refrigerator doesn't do that.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
My fridge does doors for too long bing does sure?

Speaker 5 (23:43):
My car my card door opened with my keys in
the ignition or.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Getting hit with golf balls or something.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
Yeah, my my washing machine it plays a couple of
different songs, but one of them sounds like the beginning
to a Green Day A basket Please. It sounds like
it's d.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Ding alright, I think because I don't know, maybe Sustan,
did you say you had one too that makes some
music or songs like our dishwasher?

Speaker 7 (24:18):
Well, right, when it's not it'll make a little chime.
But that's really about it.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Okay. I'm thinking we should all record all the songs
and then we should put an album out just called Appliances.
We could and just see if any of whose songs
got different ones, and then we'll figure out which one's
most popular.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Is you refrigerator have one of those cameras where you
can see what's in it without even opening the door. No,
I've seen those. I don't have one either.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
But but those ones they can like look at not
just it's not so you just can see it. But
it'll help.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
It'll make you a grocery list, right.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
It'll be like, oh, you can make cheesecake.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Yeah, you're out of eggs. Yeah, you ran out of
eggs last week.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Would you like me to add eggs to your grocery list? Yeah? Yeah.
And don't know if I want my refrigerator to be like, hey,
that was your fourth grape soda today. You think you
should maybe.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Play off you chuck the blood sugar.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Yeah. I don't want to do that too much. That's
too personally.

Speaker 7 (25:11):
We're getting together with the other appliances. We're joining sky At.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Take it over. I am.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
We're talking about the Bringer Show. I don't know who's
gonna use that one there, it's on the ground. We're
talking about the Bringer Show or whatever. Then that was
was that Thursday? Yeah, and then Friday I had a
show in Boulder Junction the Aqua Land Aqua Land, which
was I I looked up the wrong place online at
first because it looked like a old water park that

(25:41):
was closed down.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Would be kind of a cool online, You wouldn't it.
That sounds like a don't tell comedy show venue type thing.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Yeah, like the show. Where's the stage, it's on top
of the on top of the viscerators. Slide get all
the way up there and do your set and then
slide down.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
After you You have to slide. You can't take the stairs.
Everybody would booth, but.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
No, it was it was like a bar in restaurant place,
and it was it was pretty sweet. They had they
had a lot of really good food, like the pizza
was really good. And then they actually put us in
like they have like two kind of I guess there's sweets.
Two sweets above the event, like the bar, and they

(26:24):
put us in one of those and that was kind
of cool. I had a little balcony where we could
look out like at the stage and everything. And for that, Yeah,
it was outside. It was cold, cold, cold.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
How how was audio and lighting for that?

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Lighting was good?

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (26:39):
The venue owner he kind of said like, hey, did
you do you have a spotlight? And I was like, oh,
I was told I didn't need one. And then he
was like, oh, well I got these lights for like bands,
but they flicker. And I'm like, whether they have a
setting that they can go just steady. He's like yeah,
I think so, but they're like pink and green and
blue and I'm like ok and I'm like, you can
usually take those filters out. He's like can you? And

(27:01):
then he took him out and he set him down
on the ground by the stage and it lit up
the stage really nice. He's Okay, idea, I could do that.
That's really awesome. I'm gonna use that for other things.
But then Rob, because I was doing the show, was
Rob Breckenridge.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
He was a Brockenberg como.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
The Brickenberg effect. He was like, we in my past,
what we've done is we've just had somebody pull up
their car and I was like, well, we could do that, yeah.
But then the guy was just like, ohyah, we can
use his late further things. That's awesome, and so it
was good. The host was Kristen Carnes. I had never

(27:40):
worked with her before, but Rob did she runs. Her
name was Kristin I almost forgot, and she runs like
a comedy festival unt in Illinois, and that's how Rob
met her. And then she asked him to do the
show and then bring a feature. So he was like, okay, yep,

(28:01):
I'll bring my guy. And then uh she she was good.
She did like ten minutes or so at the beginning,
and then, uh.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
The style of comedy, like what kind of.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
A lot of it was, you know, just like being
married type stuff, a lot and a lot of kind
of Yeah, her family was there too, like because that
was this is the absolute first comedy show they've ever
had there, and so a lot of her family was
there because they were she has a cabin up there

(28:35):
and they were there for the weekend because it was
Labor Day and they uh uh so she was kind
of riffing on them a little bit, you know and whatever.
And then and I went up. And when I went up,
at first, Rob was like, you know, I was like, Hey,
I'm gonna do some new stuff. You care if I
go a little bit long. He's like, no, I don't,
I don't. I don't care. That's fine. He's like, yeah,

(28:56):
just you know, try to keep it under forty, you know,
because he's gonna do and yeah, you know, it wasn't
billed as like a double headliner.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
It's kind of funny, like, you know, hey, buddy, you
were speeding a little bit keeping on her.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
For it kind of kind of and uh so I
was like all right, and then I did some new
stuff and whatever. My brother and sister in law were there,
which actually made me a little bit nervous.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
But isn't that strange that it's like whenever it's people
that you know, and not that you don't care about
what strangers think about you, but like people that you're
gonna have to see again, keep value their opinion of you.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
And it's kind of funny too, because like I've had
friends that have come and seen me, like when I
first kind of got back in the things and they
were like, oh, that's really good. I like that. And
now when they're like, hey, we want to see you
again and then they come, then I get a little
bit excited because I'm like, oh, last time you saw me,
I sucked, you know, and impressed. This time I sucked differently. No,

(29:51):
But anyways, so I uh, I always get kind of
excited with that. But when it's like people like, you know, knew,
I get a little bit nervous. But then because it
was my brother and sister in law, And not that
they're overly critical or anything like that. They're they're pretty
supportive with a lot of things. How they always were
with like baseball and stuff like that. But they're not
afraid to tell me if I suck or if something's bad,

(30:14):
like like if I had a bad game at baseball,
you know, they'd be like, no, you had a rough game, man,
you know you you're late with your you know, swings,
you know. And they were always like my brother anyway,
was always pretty like, you know, honest, and I wouldn't
even say blunt, but he would, you know, he would
be like, hey, you know, you had a lot of errors.
Here's you know, here's what I was seeing, you know whatever.
And he wasn't like, you know, he wasn't like necessarily

(30:36):
mean about it, but just told the truth. And not
that I want people to blow smoke a mass and
be like yeah, you're sure it was awesome and then
be like that was some shit, you know or whatever,
like I don't want that, but I didn't know. I
was just like, oh, what if they hate it and
I'm gonna say some things that's gonna make them uncomfortable,
I know that I'm gonna do it anyway and whatever.

(30:58):
So they actually are really like the show. But anyways,
once I got through my set, like I was like
thirty minutes, and Rob started lighting me with his phone
and then I'm like, what, what, What's going on? And
I looked at him like I barely did thirty minutes,
and he started like kind of flickering his light. And
then I'm starting to think in my head, like, oh no,

(31:19):
because I know his mom, you know, is older, and
you know he takes care of his mom. Such a
lovely lady too, Like every time I go pick them up,
I see their video and every time I go pick
him up, she comes outside and she'll wave and say hello,
and she she just watches us till we leave, till
we're out of sight, you know, in like that old
fashioned kind of just this is a super lovely lady.

(31:40):
But anyways, and she likes it when I bring her
ice cream. That's how I wasn't I wasn't allowed to
bring it this time because Rob is on some special
thing he's doing. I know, I said that I was like,
I was like, Rob, doesn't your mom wants somebody's no,
mom doesn't need an ice cream? Mom doesn't want And

(32:02):
I'm like, oh, so was the is it always for you?
But anyways, so I picked him up and she was
they were sitting outside waiting and whatever, and she was
waving and stuff like that. But uh so I was
kind of thinking in my head like, oh no, you know,
what did something happen like because he seemed kind of frantic,
and so I hurried up, wrapped up, got off stage,

(32:22):
and then Kristen came back up to start introducing him
and stuff, and I'm like, what's going on? He's like
people were leaving and I'm like, like I was walking
him and then he was like, I don't know. And
then I was just like, wow, maybe I went too raw.
And my brother, I know there was one time my
brother I told a joke and it was it was

(32:42):
raw and I could tell he didn't want to laugh
at it really hard in front of his wife. So
he had he had his baseball cap over his face
and I could just see his body shaking like he was,
you know, trying to hide it. But anyways, going all
over the place, So then I got off stage, and
then Rob started to do his stuff, and then everybody
was just going inside because it was the Burger game

(33:04):
was wrapping up and it was cold. And then they
all came back out later, but Rob was lighting because
he wanted to make sure there was people there for
him because he He's like, if he goes any longer,
people keep leaving. I'm not going to have anybody for
my set. So at first I thought I was like
walking people, even though I was hearing lots of laughter
and stuff like that, but it was just outside it

(33:25):
was cold and that sort of thing. And then afterwards
people were like at like loving everything. Like Rob sold
a lot of T shirts and I was like, God,
damn it, I wish I had my march. You know,
I didn't have any merch. I had some stickers and
stuff like that, and people bought them, but a lot
of times I'm just like just take them whatever because
they have promotional things on them. But got a lot

(33:48):
of compliments after and whatnot. And then this guy came
up and he was like, thank you for your service,
and I'm like, I cannot confirm or deny any involvement
in the United States or your allies military, and he
was like, he was like, oh, well, just you know,
thank you for what you do. And then he's like,

(34:08):
I haven't laughed in a long time. And I got
a laugh and I and he's like here and he
handed me something and I took it and it's like, oh, tip.
And then after he laughed, I looked at it and
I saw a hundred, like the number one hundred, and
I'm like, that motherfucker gave me one of Carl's girls.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
I must have dropped it.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
I must have dropped it. And then I opened it
up and I could see the back and I'm like, oh,
it's not even a new one because I'm not even
on the back. And then I flipped it over and
there was Benjamin Franklin and I was like, is this real?

Speaker 4 (34:40):
And you were never happier to see an uglier guy
like that.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
I was just like he. I was like, Wow, the
dude have tipped me a hundred bucks.

Speaker 7 (34:47):
Well plus the compliment too, right, yeah, hey, I haven't
laughed like that in a while.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
So well he just said he hadn't laughed. And then
when he I was like, are.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
You okay, buddy?

Speaker 5 (34:57):
You know, And then then he came back later and
he was still talking to people or whatever, and he
was fine. But he gave Rob a tip too.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Yeah, so it was nice.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
It was a show. If Rob's listening. And he didn't
get a hundred.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Dollars, oh no. And honestly, so, like when we were
all done with the show and we were walking back
up to the suite, I was just like, hey, Rob,
and he was like yeah, and I was like, so,
just didn't be absolutely open and he kind of stops
and turns and looks at me because I don't know
what he thought I was gonna say, and the just

(35:30):
kind of the look was like and I was like
just being like absolutely open, and I was like, a
guy came up to me and he gave me. He
gave me a tip. He gave me a hundred dollars,
and I'll split it with you if you want, you know,
because I think that's fair. You know, I'm not going

(35:51):
to hide it from you or anything like that. And
then he's just like, no, keep it, It's all right,
keep it. And I'm like are you sure and he's
like yeah, he gave me two hundred.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
And then I was just like, ah, nice.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
Yeah. So it was all good and Rob split.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
It, okay, can we explain why stand and I are
left and so ahead? And I told him, hey, are
you open to maybe incompletely as h Dean was telling us.
So when they got you know, to the venue and stuff,
can they go into the suite there was only one bed?

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Yeah? Rock?

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Can I can? I you want you want to? You
want to share the bed?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
No?

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Well maybe that's what he thought, yeah, but it was.
It was nice because they went out of their way
to get me an air mattress and everything. Full disclosure.
I didn't use it because the couch was plenty fine.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
So you can't do that, You're like, I was like,
come on in. So I was texting Carl on the side.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
Yeah yeah, And I'm telling Carl, if we hadn't known
about this sooner, we could have sent flowers and.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Well, I mean and Rob is always a goofball or whatever.
But then when we were they were like because the
venue owner was like he was like, oh, we're gonna
go up or he was just like, oh sorry, we
you know, I only had one bed. You know. I
think they wanted to give me the suite across the hall,
but the owner and his wife were using it, so
I think they were like, eh, I don't share it.

(37:25):
And at first I thought I couldn't sleep on the
couch because they kept saying it was a designer couch,
and I'm like, so can I not sleep on it?

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Designed for me to sleep?

Speaker 5 (37:33):
Yeah, designed for me to sleep on it? And I
slept on it and everything was fine. I did, but
it wasn't. But it was funny too, because then when
like with the air mattress and whatever, the guy was like, oh,
sorry about that, blah blah blah blah, and I'm like, oh,
it's cool, we got the air mattress. But then I
pretended like I actually used the air mattress, like where

(37:55):
they put it, I moved it, and then I kind
of rolled it around in the bags look like I
put it that kind of shitty. And all the sheets
and everything that they gave me, I like messed them
all up and wrinkled them. And then I kind of
said it all when we checked out, I said it
all on like the little breakfast nook or whatever you
would call that where you sit around by like great
by the kitchen, and I set it all up there

(38:19):
to make it look like maybe I had actually used it.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
But I'm in there if they.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Yeah, chip crumbs and all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
But were like, he didn't sleep in this what was
going on?

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Yeah? Well, and then we're walking up and the guy's like, oh,
I'm sorry that, uh you know, you know, we didn't
have we only had one bad blah blah blah blah.
You guys figure out what you're gonna do. And I
was like, yeah, we're just gonna have gay sex all night.
And then I'm like, dude, we.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Weren't telling you. It's supposed to be a secret.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
No, yeah no, And then uh uh yeah. So then
we just had the air mattress and then use it
and Rob he used the master bedroom and I slept
on it was a leather couch too, so I'm glad
it wasn't too hot because that been kind of sticky.

(39:12):
Rob logged into his Apple TV Plus or whatever and
he was watching the show that's called Severance. Yeah yeah,
and I uh, I watched like two episodes with him
before you know, we called it a night. Whatever it was.
He was already in the season two, but it seems
like a pretty cool show.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
I was actually I'm gonna start watching it. I got
some Apple TV now. I can't say how I got
some Apple TV now, and I was gonna I was
gonna start watching it. Seems like a pretty cool show, isn't.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Isn't that with the one guy that was the other
brother and step Brothers?

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Yep? Yeah right, he sings like an angel dere Derek done.
Yeah what was the song he always was singing about?
Will Ferrell? Is that what you were just saying? He
didn't want to do what step Brothers when they they're
doing a concert and yeah, oh yeah, because they're like,

(40:13):
what was Will Farrell's character's name? Maybe it was Darryl.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Daryl was the other guy.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
Anyway, They're just like, yeah, I know, I haven't either,
but yeah, but they were like at the concert or whatever,
He's like, we'll say his name is Darryl, even if
it wasn't. Darl has a men, Darryl has a men
or whatever they were singing. Yeah, that could be wrong,
it could be a totally different movie.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
But yeah, when he was a kid though, yeah he was.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
He was in that. He was in that show.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
That guy.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
He's also on Top time Machine too, I think.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Say he's almost always like some sort of like do
you just want to hate though, Like not a bad guy,
but just like he's got like ego and he's pretentious.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Yeah, and he's got like a fake perfect family and
perfect marriage all the time, just.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Like when they're singing sweet Child of Mine, that's that's what,
that's what. And then like he's got to do this
solo and he's like and rec they're almost like craft
on the Yato.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
Yeah you can't.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
You can't really have a movie as good as like
step Brothers nowadays, one of my favorite. Yeah, it's just
you know, cancelable now you can't.

Speaker 7 (41:33):
But you know what, we hear that all the time
of movies, right, Oh, they couldn't make this movie anymore, right, Well,
just nobody wants to take the risk, right, but then
somebody makes a movie where five years from then, oh
we can't make this movie, right, So they.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Keep they try, but I don't know, I feel like
they're definitely not hitting that caliber, like like classic Adam Sandler,
like Billy Madison's original Gilmore.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
I just saw the reboot of The Toxic Avenger over
the weekend, and it was pretty good.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Did you see the original too, I've seen I've seen.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
All the original ones I used to watch the cartoon
all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Was the original better than the remake or not really eyes.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
But differently like because afterwards I watched the original again
and the original is just a cult classic. The acting
on it is just you know, it's It's Trauma is
the name of the company that makes it. I can't
think it like the main director guy or producer or
whatever right now, but all their movies have this kind

(42:34):
of like vibe or whatever to them that you know,
is classic and it's hard to reproduce. They didn't really
reproduce that in the new movie, okay, And it was
a little bit strange because Peter Dinklag is the Toxic
Avenger and I thought once he turned into the Toxic Avenger,

(42:56):
he was gonna get really big and he didn't, which
is fine. But one thing that I really liked about
the originals, especially the uh, you know, the very first one,
was like all these like you know how like in
comic books or cartoons or something, or even action movies,

(43:18):
they always have like stupid, little like pun kind of
thing like in I Think It's Predator, Arnold Schwarzenegger throws
a big knife and sticks a guy to the walls
like Stu Gerned, you know, and stuff like that, and
they always have like so the Toxic Avenger always had
a lot of those, and I was kind of hoping

(43:42):
they were going to have like some of the same
ones that they had, but they had different ones. So
they still had one of those, like for example, the
movie is very gory, but it's like, uh, CGI gory,
Like the originals are more of like a prop gory,
and so this was more CGI gory. But like, for example,
on one of them, one of the bad guys or whatever.

(44:02):
And I don't think this is necessarily a spoiler, but
when Peter d English is the Toxic Avenger or whatever,
he's like, look's see what you had for lunch and
then he like tears the guy his buttthole out and
starts like yeah, he starts cutting him through his buttole
one of my favorite ones from the original was like
the original Toxic Venjur, he looks all messed up in

(44:25):
the face, you know, his face looks like he's melting,
and I think he stuffs the guy in the washing machine,
like he folds him up and then he stuffs him
in like the washing machinery and he's just kind of
folding him and then he stuffs him in the washing
machine and all he sees the guy's like face all

(44:46):
ever and he's like folded, and as he's in the
washing machine getting washed, he's like, oh, she washy you
know or something, you know, something something like that, and
it's like a zooms in on his messed up face
and he's like, wish washy.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
You know.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
They so they had some of that stuff, but oh
and all it was. It was a good movies gory.
It's really gory. Because I'm a fan of the Toxic Avenger.
I enjoyed it. But if you're not a fan of
the Toxic Avenger, you have no idea what it is.
You might go and be like, what, okay, what is this?

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Is this like Howard the Duck and like a one
and like being a one off type thing. No, No,
Toxic Avenger has been around for a while.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Yeah, there's there's like four originals. There's Toxic Avenger one,
Toxic Avenger too, Toxic Toxic Avenger three, and then they're
Citizen Taxi where he runs for like mayor president or citizens. Yeah,
that's called citizen Taxi.

Speaker 6 (45:42):
Yeah, so so did the original command That was the eighties, right.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Yes, early eighties. I almost say late seventies, but it
was the early eighties.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
All right, So I wasn't alive then.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
Like in the second or third one, he goes over
to Japan and fights all these monsters over in Japan
and stuff. That is good. They made a cartoon too,
called Crusaders.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
I know something I was gonna say, other than just
seeing like the commercials for this new one.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Yeah, yeah, and it was. It was just fun. Kevin Bacon,
isn't it. He's like the main bad guy and stuff.
But it was, it was, it was. It was fun.
There were some parts that I was just like whatever,
but it kind of held to the to the theme.
It was. It didn't take place in Tromaville, where like

(46:30):
everything took place in all the other trauma movies.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
I thought you were like miss saying trauma trauma.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
So it's called so they have they have like some name,
like the town's name, I can't remember, it's like Saint
Thomas or something, and the sign gets all messed up
and says trauma and whatever. So it's it's a little different,
but it was.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
It was all right.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
It is good. I didn't hate it, you know, I'm not.
I wasn't like like I was freaking awesome, But I
didn't hate it. It was good, you know.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
It was in the middle.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Yeah, So it was like it is it is all right?

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Is good? I enjoyed it.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
I had fun watching it. Went with my nephew Jason,
and I used to have a bit about Jason Derulo
and DJ Collin.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
How they always just say yeah, like how they always.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Just yelled their own name another one yeah, and like
how I fell off the ladder one day and as
I was falling, I just yelled my own name.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Just in case if you didn't make it. So the
last thing in the universe with you is.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Neighbors know who to find, right well, And because it
the bit kind of had to like like it was
a DJ Collin, Like I saw a video and he
had fallen down and he like tripped or something, and
I'm like, do you think he yells his name like
as he's tripping down the stairs, like like j Colly,
you know, and stuff like that, and then Jason Derulo

(48:03):
and then I turned into me falling off a ladder
yelling my name midair.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
I'm not gonna lie it did sound a little light
for how he fell down the stairs.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Yeah, it was. He was going be more of a
funk funk funk funk.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Well, you just want to see where we're at. Yeah,
we haven't even hit into our special segment yet.

Speaker 7 (48:21):
So I'm gonna give you a perspective from listening in
the car as I'm driving first as being here.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
So right now there are people listening to.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
Going it's Dale.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
God, damn it, it's Dale. That's his name.

Speaker 7 (48:30):
It's Dale Will Ferrell from Dale.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
You waited this long to him? I wasn't gonna interruption, you.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Know, you totally could have you get him in like
it's like if you knew.

Speaker 7 (48:41):
And I was like, this is fact Dale what people
are yelling at because because because.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
They're like d, it's d Dale.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Dale has him enngine. Okay, oh man, that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
Yes, we get into our segment.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Yeah. So it's not gonna be for every episode, but
we thought with Stan he's a big food influencer. To us,
he's a professional eater. Not even he's a professional. He's
taught me a lot of great tips on how to
just eat better, not better, not healthier, not health health
better better.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
So he's like Joey Chestnut. No, no he's not.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
He's not necessarily like I would never.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
So that's a competitive eater.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
Yeah, he's a professional. He's got all the best tips
to make your eating experience the best it can be. Okay,
I've learned a lot. Like the first thing to do
when you get there and you know, you can be
reading over the menu at the restaurant room.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Well that's kind of it.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
No, that that's pre work. Yeah, that's before you even
get to the restaurant. That's pre gaming. That's what that is.
He'll go to the restroom, but on the way there
he'll look to see what everybody's else.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
Carl witnessed that.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
I went out for barbecue and he's like, hold on,
I gotta scope out the place.

Speaker 6 (50:04):
And my wife just rolled her eyes.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Yeah, but it.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Made perfect sense. And then the other thing that you
do is you have your your backup meal that I've
been doing a lot more now. Yeah, ever since you
said that, I started doing it.

Speaker 7 (50:16):
But it makes sense, right, I mean, I want to
order something different, putthing new, or I'm not gonna.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Go home hungry yet, right, No, I don't want that, So.

Speaker 7 (50:23):
I'm going to order a meal that I know is
something I'm gonna eat, right, Yeah, But normally what happens
is I eat them both.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Yeah, I mean I eat them both too. But doing
that is smart because it's like, well why not have
some leftovers if I don't get to it right, Like, okay, cool,
Now I get a good meal tomorrow too night, yeah,
or later that night. But I like to.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
Cook too, right, So like when I was younger, I go,
I'm gonna go out and eat, right, I'm gonna go.
But then I go to a restaurant, I'm like, I'm
gonna make this at home so I don't have to
pay thirty dollars for this meal or forty dollars now, right.
So I've learned to cook that way too, so which
which helps me outfit, you know, not physically for sure,

(51:05):
but it helps me out my wallet out.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
You know.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
And I learned new things that way. Well, Dean's taking
the hat off. He's starting to get sweaty.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
It was getting a little warm in here.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
He's excited for this. So something that stand inspired for
us to do tonight. Instead of two truths and a lie,
we're doing two snacks and a drink. So we all
brought two snacks and at least a drink for us
to sample that we just saw and thought, hey that
might be good.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Or back of food.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
I guess what do we want to do? Each present
all of our options and then just go crazy or
one at a time.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
Maybe maybe we do like present what you bought people
get to try it is that what we're doing or
are we just eating our own snacks and being like
this we try? Yeah, yeah, and do it that way.
And I mean, we've got to be a little quick
ish because what are we at, like fifty minutes? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Who cares? Season three?

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Well, I know, but I know we get to a
certain point and then the upload becomes a problem.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
It just takes a long time.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
But I thought its something, well we get to like
two out all right, Well let me get a time okay,
So yeah, all right, So it was it was it
was Stan's idea that we want Stand to go first,
or just Stan want to go laster, and it doesn't
matter to me.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Yeah let's start with Stand because he's got the backup too.
Maybe I don't even want to shine, all right, so okay,
I'm not going to go with the backup first, Okay, okay,
two different chips.

Speaker 7 (52:37):
So we were out at Ikea and I'm like, well
this is different.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
Right out at some great snacks. That's some great food.

Speaker 7 (52:45):
I don't know if these are them, but they too
have some So I got two different types of.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Chips, right.

Speaker 7 (52:50):
It actually been to an Ikea Paprika flavored okay, and
then this one's rosemary flavored chips.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
I don't know how good they're gonna be. I've never
try them.

Speaker 6 (53:00):
But I do a backup snack.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Yeah, alright, crack them open.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
I was trying to paprika for sinking like taste profile wise,
I don't know if this rosemary could overwhelm your taste buds.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Okay, subs, these are some orange chips.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Paprika, Yeah, maybe smell like rosemary for sure. Chewing right
in the microphone.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
They couldn't help it. That was so crunchy. They're good.
There's season well, pap Rica's good.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
Yeah, yeah, these are seasons well too. I sometimes make
corn like on the top and I'll put rosemary on
it cooking and you have in trins.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
O great, well, these are good too, solid. Yeah, I
do like, I'm not gonna lie when I saw you
holding up the bag. There's a lady on the back
who must be one of the founders of the Hanson family.
I thought it was yeoming like I thought it was
like one of those like branded chips like a Walmart had,

(54:08):
like the rappers, like Snoop Dogg has one, I think,
and oh, yeah, raps next, yeah, And I thought it
was yelling at first here all right, yeah, these are good,
so wait and then I got drinks too, okay, and
that's that was that was your og or your backup
o G. All right.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
I didn't try the paprika yet.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
So all these and I know what you guys talk
a lot about drinks, and I don't know what you
had and what you did.

Speaker 6 (54:35):
So these are seven up zero sugar tropical.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
I haven't had it, all right, let's crack it in,
crack into it. I'm not usually a zero sugar person,
ignore a zero sugar, right, I'm gonna. I'm gonna just
give it a go. Maybe maybe it'll be the one
that converts me.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Is on the Schoolville unit scale, has like a zero
to ten. But I know people who think they're spicy. No,
I think good thinks paprika is spicy. I like this.

Speaker 6 (55:02):
Yeah, if they were smoked paperica, I think they've even better.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
I love smoke paperica. I have had this before, but
not the zero sugar.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
This is pretty good. It almost had a high ho explodo.
I don't know why it's been sitting here for an hour.
You just secretly shook mine when you handed to me that.
There you go, that's good.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Yeah. I haven't had zero sugar one before, and I
haven't had a.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Zero sugar soda at all. I don't like diet or anything,
but like, that's pretty solid.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
Yeah, I'm so that was your two snacks and the drink.
Now who's turned? Are we just going around the table
clockwise kind of clackwise?

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Sure, I can go nice. Okay, so number one, No,
that's that's dessert.

Speaker 7 (55:46):
That's so.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
I found drizzled maple kettle corn nice. I kind of
have a fall them down, Like, how do you go
wrong with paper maple? Oh? I thought you bacon? Oh
it would be good for a bacon. Smells pretty good,
smells like waffles. It does. It's good. You're like your dog. Well,

(56:10):
he smells like syrup sometimes too. I can see the
maple on it, for sure. That's good which I recently found,
uh the Dunkin Donuts or the aunt Jemima Dunkin Donut
glazed syrup. Yes, and it did take it did? Now
where did you find it? I found it at Walmart,
but it was clearanced.

Speaker 6 (56:27):
So where'd you find that at?

Speaker 5 (56:29):
I found this at all d okay mm hmm. Definitely maple.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Go touched you too, Yep, it was good.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
Kind of excited about your next one.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Now this one, this is new for the fall. It's
the Turtles brand like chocolates, but it's milk chocolate, pecan
caramel apple. Oh nice.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
Yeah, just in case anybody's had trouble with the background
noise freaking might stand fellow and.

Speaker 6 (57:01):
Their individually in five minutes because you who's gonna happen?

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Yeah, and the individually package that's nice. Good for sharing.
Taking it on the go. Yeah, it looks like a turtle,
talks like a turtle. Must be a turtle.

Speaker 7 (57:16):
There we go.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
It's good.

Speaker 6 (57:18):
It got that, but it's a very subtle apple.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Yea, those caramel apple suckers we're talking about. Oh yeah,
what chocolate for that? Could and then my drink also
palonies at Aldie. I'm a big sucker for the season
for But these are sparkling apple ciders, so we'll have

(57:43):
to see a goodean. No, it's good.

Speaker 7 (57:53):
It doesn't taste like that sparkling as heavy as it.
You know, it's something not a big sparkling fan.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
But this one's all right. It's got enough like of
of an apple juice flavor for me. Juice, right, Yeah,
it's not it's not Roy Saucer. Yeah, it's not like Lacrosse.
You know. It's gonna argues with you on that. She
thinks it is Lacroix.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
It's not.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
We all say Lacroix too. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:22):
I know that's what people say, but the company, and
I think the company just goes with it. But on
their kick, I'm gonna call them.

Speaker 6 (58:27):
I'm gonna call and see how they answer their phone.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
It's Lacroix, Lacrosse, Yeah, Lacrosse drinking water. What well? The
owner guy said it was a Lacrosse But anyways, it's
just like I am almost I almost brought I like
these apple cider vinegar drinks. I almost grabbed one of those.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
I don't know if I could have done that.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
There's a great one.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
It will help lower my blood sugar also lower my taste.
Book out. There's too much for me.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
So I at dunk Ruse.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Have you ever had dunker use before?

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Not?

Speaker 6 (59:06):
I've never seen these.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
This is my childhood.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
They were like a nineties snack. There's a chocolate went too,
but it's basically frosting with sprinkles and then the dunk roop.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
They changed the cookie.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
You just dunk in the frosting.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
Yeah, you gotta dunk it with flair. That's the point
with flair. What do you mean with flair? A flourish?
Like you can't just be like I'm gonna scoop my frost.
So yeah, like throw my hand up and yeah, that's
how they did in the commercials they slam dunk that
sucker in there. Dean, why are you doing a science experiment?

(59:45):
You're scaring me?

Speaker 5 (59:46):
That toothpaste this is my other snack.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Wow, this is getting fancy. Boogie's doing one spoon bites
like baby food.

Speaker 7 (59:57):
So Dean squeezed this food from a old pouch onto
a spoon.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
Yep, did you did you just take this from your
kid like you were?

Speaker 8 (01:00:07):
You were naughty today? You don't get your what is this, Carlo?

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
It's it's go go squeeze vanilla putting vanilla putting out.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
It looks like you'd be male. I'm sure about this,
all right? Here we go down that match?

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
Not bad, not terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
No, it's got a little aftertaste to it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
Yeah, it's got like that Ultra past Rise. It's shelf stable.
You don't have to put it in the fridge. So
usually the Ultra pass rage and it gives that Weird're not.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
A big fan of that one. It's all right, but
I'm not what's the expiration date on that? Twenty twenty six.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Twenty three, I don't know, look, probably the same time
as those dunkarouse okay, but I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
Just curious, like, how long could you have set that
on your shelf currently? So I'm guessing you recently bought this, right?
Is it like a year? Is it? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
No, No, it's been a couple of weeks, you know,
I'm saying TenneT. I don't know. It doesn't it must
be on the main package.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
And where'd you find these? These Dunkarus are great?

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
You can get them. I think that's where this is
from too. Do you want some?

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Yeah, I'll take another. I'll take another spoon.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
I know when I was squeezing it on here, I
was just like, Wow, this could be like fish pace,
this could be like anything.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
See that's what when when we're talking about cooking with
Cash for season two, when we're thinking of trying to
do that segment, and we did the one video and
it was just like, Okay, we're not ready for this.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
About bonus Snack too, bonus cheater, I was like, oh
for season three three snacks a clever smart.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
I was like, I'm gonna just do this segment because
i just want Dean to try weird.

Speaker 5 (01:01:46):
One of those halloweens. I just handled him a container.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Rip it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
Yes, I was just handing him with a container, talking
about I don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
I'm gonna use a spoon like a culture, like a heathen. Yeah,
he's just like regular jello.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
It's got a different texture. Though, Oh my gosh, this
is dangerous. I'm balancing it on the spoon.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
It's all the outer edge does, but like the inner part.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
I like how they reached over and handed it to stand.
I had it high enough that he reached it and
I couldn't see what he was grabbing. He was grabbing
like he was almost grabbing like some M and m's
or something something small, and he's just feeling the jello.
It is like one of those things when you go
into like a they have a haunted thing at your
school and the grapes. Yeah, this is brain and it's

(01:02:39):
spaghetti and.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
I thought it was Try any of it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
It's almost don't have curry on it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
I'm trying. It ain't spicy.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
I'm trying it fair enough.

Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
It's just not a fan. No, I got my backup food.
Oh do this real quick.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Wait, Dean's got to do his drink.

Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
I'm sorry that he did.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
He had the third snacks.

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
It was my drink. Is I have some sweet old
fashioned in a can and not High host so brand.
It's not High host sodas bullshit. But they're gone now.
They can't hurt us anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
So you know, I'm gonna find some somewhere. You're gonna
get like like find some of their signage or something
and like tack it on the outside of the studio.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
I do have some twist up. If you want to
mix this is like ready to drink, like you add
brandy or whatever. But if you want to just a
little bit tame it down. It's a little bit. I
do have some twist up to add to it whatever,
But yeah, it's spice. This is I don't even know

(01:03:46):
brand this is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
This is. It almost seems like it's in between like a.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
Doctor Pepper and a Shirley Temple. It's just as sweet
old fashioned. In a can. It says better and owned,
but it doesn't really tell you the name of the company.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
I like it with the apple juice.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
I was gonna, I was gonna.

Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
It's got a little bitter taste to it afterwards.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Right, so some put some of the apple cider in there.
That's that's that's a winning combo.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
Right there, you go, an applesider, old fashioned nice.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
That sounds like a great new fall discovered.

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
I bet you this would make a really like fun
and fall punch probably if you use that in there.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
It's good. I liked it. Yeah, just mix it in
your your jello tub. Okay, drink it out of which
it looks like a red butter Oh so you can
eat finger jello. But mixing to drink jellow.

Speaker 5 (01:04:42):
I would be perfectly fine with that. But then when
I already did in the house, I don't know what
kind of it was good.

Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
Thumbs up on the finger Jello Carl with a spoon,
So a spoon.

Speaker 5 (01:04:51):
Shellow for Carl. Yeah, because I'm still I'm still good
with the apple.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
The finger Jello is good. I'm team finger Jellow now.
But it's still just like I have to be a
little bit different because I was so adamant about haying.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
Have you ever seen have you ever seen like when
people go to I don't even know country they're in,
but I keep seeing these tiktoks where people are like
maybe in India or somewhere and they get magic water
like on the streets like they're like like.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
From like space jam MIC's magic stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
No, No, it's like magic water. Like it looks like
regular water, Okay, but it's like got like they actually
put like clear jello in it. So there's all these
jello cubes floating around it you can't see. And it's
but in all the videos, it's always showing these street vendors,
you know, because all the comments are like, oh, the
magic is when you're in the bathroom twenty minutes later

(01:05:42):
shipping your brains out, and so a lot of the
videos are showing it's like crazy like if you watch
like some people will like do little like clips from
the video and just be like oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no,
you know, or whatever we're and they'll be zooming in
and like the vendor dude is like scratching his balls
inside his pants before he comes and serves it to

(01:06:04):
you with his hand, or he's like digging in his
butt or all just kind of and it's just like, man,
that's wild.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
There's the massive word, everybody wild.

Speaker 6 (01:06:15):
Wild is a four letter word.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
All right, Free burgers at George West. No, don't say that, Okay,
I'll be lining up.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
I would say that, I'd be we'll get the ships
quicker than that.

Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
So card, hold up your bag of chips, those maple
ones popcorn with popcorn, okay, because I found at all these.
Did you not try it the maple sweet past Yeah,
that's why.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
So there's some maple chips, sweet potato chips. Holds are good.

Speaker 7 (01:06:45):
I've tried those, all right, And then one more backup
because I had to bring like the dessert type, right,
and these are flips fried chocolate sandwich cookie flavored covered pretzels.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Allowed And these were un clearance that wallgreas you know,
I've been looking for the flips. What are they apple.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
Yet?

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
But I want to I want to find I'm strong
enough to open a bag of chips.

Speaker 7 (01:07:15):
So whether I go to Walgreens or Target or one
more anywhere, I always cruise past the chip aisle, the
candy ale, the seasonal aisle, right to see what's new.
So I saw those, and I had not even had
those before, So I'm like, well, I'm looking.

Speaker 5 (01:07:27):
I was confused if they were a pretzel or if
they were like a pretzel sand bol right?

Speaker 6 (01:07:32):
Should have both from the bag?

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
That's maybe at the bottom.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
Did you look fair both? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
It just looks like maybe that's the picture to represent it.
But I'll say everything that we had was good. I
don't stand. Wasn't really fan of the pudding.

Speaker 7 (01:07:54):
I'm not a fan of these either because the bag,
I do you feel like you but they're probably good.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
But they're good, good stuff, good picks everybody, all right,
And I guess we just have our comedy kip and
that's you know, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
That sounds good. Actually that's not true. We have to
do it about stay in too.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
Yeah do that if you want.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
Yeah, let us let us let us enjoy some snacks
and you can monologue and tell us a little.

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
Bit about because you were sitting there so quiet before
you didn't want interrupt me. Tell me the guy's name
was Dale Dale.

Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
Later when I was done, her character was Dale's.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
Floor is yours?

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:08:37):
So what do you want to know?

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
Like how I started or anything you want to tell
like what hospital? How much did you wig? Do you
want our listeners to know about?

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
So my social Security number? Yeah? I like that. What's
your your mom's maiden name and bank account numbers would
be great.

Speaker 7 (01:08:57):
There could be nothing of those bank accounts anyway. Okay,
but but no, I mean growing up I always wanted
knew I wanted to entertain some way.

Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
Like growing up, I wanted to be a rock star.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
That was my gating.

Speaker 7 (01:09:07):
I played guitar. I wasn't that good. I wasn't that
disciplined to practice all the time. But I wanted that image.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:09:13):
I'm like, oh I could sing that. No, I can't
sing either.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
What did you have like a song that was like
your go to it? I was listening to Black.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
Sabbath, you know, Scorpions, Iron Maiden. It was all in
the eighties, right. So Motley Crue when they were coming
up Metallica before they hit it big anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
But did you have like a song that you were
practicing on the guitar, like can you is there some
song that you could play? And you're like, yeah, I
got this, so I could.

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
Play things like breaking the Law by you just praise.

Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
They're Paranoid by Black Sabbath, iron Man, more Pigs, some
scorpions like Blackout.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
But I still read them stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:09:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
I haven't prayed it played in a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Let's get together, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:09:51):
So, so that's what I wanted to do, right and so,
but I wasn't disciplined enough. I wanted to go out
and just have fun with my friends and you know
all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
And uh so then I auditioned.

Speaker 7 (01:10:02):
For my first commercial when I was in my high.

Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
School years, like TV commercial commercial.

Speaker 7 (01:10:07):
Local car dealer said, you know, we want people of
all ages to come out and read. So we went
to go out there and read. They put the cameras
on and you're like, say, and this was literally what
you have to say, skittily diddly deals.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
I don't know if I could guess what.

Speaker 8 (01:10:21):
I didn't get the damn part. But you've been working,
but I'm not forgetting what I have to say.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Who knows, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
It was one of those like montages where they have
a bunch of different people.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Hey, we're at Ben's Autos.

Speaker 7 (01:10:35):
It wasn't Beaton's, but we're at this auto sales and
you know, here's so and so, and then the between
we go like skittily diddly deals so.

Speaker 6 (01:10:43):
But but you know, I want to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
I want to entertain.

Speaker 6 (01:10:47):
And that never happened.

Speaker 7 (01:10:48):
So I went to my Tenure High school reunion and
I met a body of by Paul Man give me
a shout out, and I said hey, because he was
an editor of like video commercials and.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
He still does in his own company now.

Speaker 7 (01:10:59):
And I'm like, hey, is there any time anybody's doing
any auditions?

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
Let me know.

Speaker 6 (01:11:03):
I love to audition for.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Another commercial today. So that was on a Saturday.

Speaker 7 (01:11:07):
On that Monday, he called me and he's like, hey,
call this guy up. They're looking for a person to
play a caveman, you know, and talk to him about
it and I'm sure he'll get an audition. Call this
guy up. As Roger May, another great guy, one of
my you know, comedy mentors. You know, coming up and
just crazy good guy, and so he had me come
out and it was actually on set to record a

(01:11:30):
commercial that day.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
That's cool. So it was me and there was.

Speaker 7 (01:11:34):
Two other people playing cavement, so we were like a
cave family or whatever, me and this other guy and
his wife. And so then they were gonna pick a
person after I got picked.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
Oh cool.

Speaker 7 (01:11:44):
So and then I did ten years of like their
commercial infomercials, so they were thirty minutes things about tools
with comedy infomercials. So I did over twenty of them
on a ten year span. And they even did a
twenty minute or fifteen minute special to play after, you know,
because they play it once a quarter. And they did
a stand of all season. So they took all my

(01:12:06):
clips from the first seven years or whatever, and I
put them all on the thing, and I still got
at a VHS at home.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
I was just gonna say, is there a way that
we could see this?

Speaker 7 (01:12:13):
Because so some of them I've posted, some of them
I posted on Instagram, and I posted them on my
comedy Facebook page.

Speaker 6 (01:12:20):
Okay, you know, I played Curly from the Three Stoodents.

Speaker 7 (01:12:22):
One have one of my favorite, but because of copyrights,
it wasn't currently it was kinky or something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:29):
But but I played that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:30):
I played, you know, a caveman did a video for
Money Boots. I saw Money Boots where I'm just jumping
around in the mud in these boots, you know. So
it was just fun stuff like that. But it was
a great experience. Roger Ban again. It was for Berlin's
House of Tools in the Chicago area. They've got three
stores still or two stores, I think. But it was
a great experience. But I never started stand up right,

(01:12:53):
that was my thing, and I'm like, oh, I want
to do commercials.

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
I want to do some acting. And I've been in movies,
like I.

Speaker 7 (01:12:58):
Was an extra at a Mom Move and you're gonna
like it's in Russian, Okay, So the director, all the
actors are in Russian. They're in the United States to
film a sequel to.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
A mob movie.

Speaker 7 (01:13:07):
And so I got on that. So I was an
extra and I got put a sponsor shirt on me,
so I get some screen time.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
Oh cool.

Speaker 6 (01:13:13):
So that was a lot of fun.

Speaker 7 (01:13:16):
I was in an extra in the movie Road to
Perdition with I got to meet Sam Mendez after he
won the Oscar for American beauty.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:13:26):
So that was a great experience. But I didn't start comedy.
I didn't get in the stand up stand up for
until probably like four years ago, three and a half.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
Four years ago.

Speaker 7 (01:13:34):
I kept seeing signs everywhere, you know, hey take this
comedy class, do this. I'm like, I wanted to do
your stand up. We actually went and saw a couple
of comics. You know, I'm like, I can do this,
I think, you know, not.

Speaker 6 (01:13:44):
That they weren't fat, they were great comics. One was
so sold.

Speaker 7 (01:13:47):
Were they local or was it you saw like it
was it was a feature, not a feature, but it
was a headliner, you know. Was that the improv Okay,
Milwaukee improv in Brookfield, Milwaukee prov in Brookfield and uh
you know, and they had local features. Okay, so and
uh good, But I'm thinking, I think I can do this,

(01:14:07):
you know, I want to give it a try. So, uh,
me and my wife and our friends are at the
Admirals game and we saw and I go, hey, if
I did this, would you come see me? And they're
like absolutely, we would.

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
So now, because that's what happens with everybody's family and friends.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
What they show up the first show, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so first for the one that's going to be the
hardest one to.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
Do, and then they're gonna be like, okay, good by
so so.

Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
But I was grateful then I did that class because
you know, I mean, they're not gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
Teach you to be funny.

Speaker 7 (01:14:38):
We know that, right you either you know your set,
but they teach you things like move the mic stand.

Speaker 6 (01:14:44):
They teach you so they they teach.

Speaker 7 (01:14:47):
You to move the mic stand, which we see sometimes
people don't do right. They teach you, teach you just
other things like that, tips, how to get comfortable on
the stage right, how to flow one joke to another
if you can, how to do set, you know, to list.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
And that kind of stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:15:01):
So if I don't I think if I wouldn't have
done that class, I don't know if I would have
stayed in it, okay, because like experiences you had right
where you're going to go, Oh, you were horrible.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
You know, you know, I don't want to see you
here where you shouldn't do it anymore?

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
Right, why are you looking at me? I'm looking at
I'm looking at the light. Sid.

Speaker 7 (01:15:18):
But but we've all had those experiences, right. But but
I probably would have gone you're right, it was fun.
But you know, and then you do it in a
crowd of four people that are comics at don't open mic, right,
or twenty comics here. It was a whole norm of
over one hundred people. I knew ten of them.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
And honestly, that's a great start, like starting spot right. Yeah,
it's like you're it's gonna be a while before you're
hitting shows where you get a crowd like that. Yeah yeah.
And then now you're getting that experience and everyone wants
you to do well in that situation. No one's there
to be like, oh, these guys are all new, they're
gonna suck. No, everyone's like they're all new. Maybe they're

(01:15:56):
the next big thing. Let's support them, right. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:15:59):
So it was a great experience and and so that's
what got me keeping you.

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
Know, it got me addictive, is it?

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
And so I'm still.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Are you still addicted to.

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:16:12):
Yeah, I mean there's always that after show high, you know,
like you got that performance high. I still do. It's
kind of getting a little less and less unless I
really really feel like the show went like almost perfect
or perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
Or if it's like a really big crowd, that's yeah,
normal size, it has to be a pretty big crowd
because like a lot of performing anything is giving energy away,
and so you got to give the energy to the
audience for them to give something back to you.

Speaker 5 (01:16:46):
And I think they've got to give enough back, you know.
And that has a lot to do with the size
of the audience. And as you know, like any like addiction,
you know your tolerance. You know, you need more and
more and more and more and more to feel that
same rush. And I think sometimes the size of the crowd,
you know, because I got there's four or five people
there and they're laughing like crazy, Sure, that's fun. But

(01:17:09):
if there's four or five hundred and they're laughing like crazy,
that's different.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
You don't want it to end.

Speaker 5 (01:17:14):
Yeah, yeah, and so uh so I don't necessarily get it,
is I still get it, like I I still feel it.
Like after a show, I usually can't come home go
right to bed.

Speaker 6 (01:17:25):
Ye ever, yeah, that's why I stop it quick.

Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
Sure, I'll usually lay there playing my phone, post something,
you know whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
But all right, So where were we More about stand? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:17:40):
More about stand? That's all I had. What else?

Speaker 7 (01:17:43):
I still own my guitars? Okay, so I still have those.

Speaker 9 (01:17:47):
Oh yeah, you did send me a picture of one
that was well, that one's pretty cool. So that one
was for Queen's Queens reck. Yeah, and they do a
cover of my song money, Money Money.

Speaker 7 (01:17:59):
Oh yeah, yeah, you use that one too, didn't you. Yeah,
mine golf, Yeah, it's all right.

Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
Yeah, okay, so I guess we got to do our
comedy tip and then.

Speaker 5 (01:18:08):
And then there'll be that w a wrap up for
the season three episode one, nice jempty.

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
When it's the first one, I get it, all right?
How many numbers overall?

Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
Is it? How many episodes total? Forty nine? Good?

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
That was pretty easy too, that's wild. I'm not doing it.
I'm not saying. I'm not saying.

Speaker 5 (01:18:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
So you had an idea for suggested tip, huh guess? Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:18:35):
So so my suggestion was, while you're out of town,
whether you're working, you know, out of town, or you're
on vacation, if you can plan for it, check to
see if there's a mic somewhere you can do you know,
jump on for five ten or a guess yeah, that's
even better, right, Contact them early enough, say hey, I'm
going to be in town. Do you want to see
some clips? Maybe if you want to see it for
you know, I'm not worthy enough for your show, but

(01:18:55):
if I'll be a good fit for your show, right,
but try to.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
Get out and do that. It's it's I've done it
a few times.

Speaker 7 (01:19:01):
I actually got a map at home, like one of
those big vacation maps where you know, you go on
a vacation, you take a picture and put that vacation
picture as part of that state.

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:19:09):
Well I do it for comedy show like so whether
it's abody for a show, yeah, but it's just good
exposure too, because you're seeing a brand new audience a
lot of times, like I'm going to the East Coast,
I'm going to be in Maine, So I'm gonna do
a show in Maine, you know, and they've never heard
of me. Well hopefully they might, some of them have,
but they don't know who my joke, but my jokes
or anything. So it gives me a good perspective from

(01:19:31):
a different crowd, right, But you never know who's in
the crowd, right right, Hey, hey you want to come back, right?
Or hey we like your style, or hey we don't,
or how can I follow you?

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
Right? Well, that's why it's great that you have that that.

Speaker 7 (01:19:44):
Card that the taple, the dot car or dot Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
I love the dot car because now boom, you're getting
making those connections and you never know, like you said,
it could be a booker or a regional booker. It
could be just another comic and they're like, oh, I
thought you're great, come back up if you're ever coming
out this way or or the other way around too,
like if they go to Wisconsin, they might hit you up. Yeah,
and you know, boom, now you're making that other connection

(01:20:07):
and you're bringing someone exotic to us like locally, right.
But yeah, the DOC card's great, but you're just also
having like something to give out. Yeah. So I found two.

Speaker 7 (01:20:19):
Sometimes when I say, oh, here's my card, they want
to grab the dot card and put it and I go, no, no, no,
scan it on your phone. Oh this is real cool.
So I have two of them.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
Now, Okay, I have one dot card.

Speaker 7 (01:20:28):
For would be for bookers and for people on what
they have my phone number and my contact information. And
then I have another one that has all my social
media stuff on it only so when fans go, hey,
how can I follow you? Hey, this is really easy, right,
let's scan it on your phone. Let's save it there.
Now you're now you're following me before you walk out
the door.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
And you're working on stickers too, right, I've got stickers, yes,
I've got the cats so those, yeah, stickers are good
to get out.

Speaker 7 (01:20:52):
But I've got to put my I got to put
my hand or my handley got my handle on it
before the Instagram or whatnot, so people know where to
follow or QR code or something.

Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
Yeah, so that's gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
Be on the next batch. Okay, Yeah, that's a good
thing too, because people do still want like something tangible too.
But I mean the tap card or the dock card
is great too, just because then you're actually sure for
sure committing to them getting as a follower. And I
want to do it on a patch too.

Speaker 7 (01:21:18):
Okay, so when I do my hats or you know,
whether I'm gonna do winter hats now coming up, but
I want to put the QR code just on the
side somewhere somewhere small, maybe an inch right, something that
will scandal and in this way, hey, who's that boom
right there?

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
So hey, nice thing to a stickers though, like you said,
you're traveling, you're going to Maine, right, that's you can
easily take stickers along with you, and a decent amount
of them too, Like the hats are good, right, but
it's gonna be tough to travel with a bunch of
right right, right. But that's what I'm saying though, with
the travel, to like have something that you can bring

(01:21:52):
with sure, so that you know people can connect with
you and and and it's really cool when you start
seeing them out in the wild places that you're you're
never expecting them to be. Like that happens all the
time with my cash money Carl bills. Oh yeah, like
people like, hey, I have your bill in Florida. Yeah,
I've never performed in Florida.

Speaker 5 (01:22:13):
So my favorite is every once in a while, like
another comic will take a picture of something like one
of my cards or something that they found, and they'll
just be like, found in the wild, didn't delay or found?

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
Did I say? I said wild? Didn't I did it?
Like I'm deleting the episode start over? No, But yeah,
that's that's a great tip. Any other thoughts on that, Dean.

Speaker 5 (01:22:38):
I mean I used to when I first got started
and I traveled a lot, I would do that, you
know too, but I'd reach out to like clubs if
they had them, like hey, do you guys have an
open mic night? Or do you have something I can
do again spot on? Or one time when I was
in North to South Dakota, I believe it was. It
was like a bowling alley and I was like, hey,

(01:23:00):
do you guys do any kens entertainment like bands or
anything or comics? And they were like, we do bands sometimes.
And I was like, well, I'm going to be there,
you know, for work, like on on Thursday night? Do
you want to have a comedian? And then they were
like how much? And I was like, well, I'm going
to be there anyway, so you don't have to pay me,

(01:23:21):
which was stupid, but.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
Free shoes in three games? Yeah yeah, but they were
like yeah, sure, why not?

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
Well yeah, and so I you know, they promoted it
a little bit and then I just did a free show,
nice and stuff like that. It was all right, It
was all right.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
I mean, isn't that a little bit tough though, Like
trying to promote a show the place that you've never
been to, like well.

Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
Yeah, and then every buddy that was there watching was
bowling too, and so they'd keep bowling, and you know
it wasn't like they'd set up like a crowd and
then like okay, come sit here. It was people listening
while they were bowling.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
Yeah, yeah, pretty sure.

Speaker 7 (01:23:54):
There's a mic in Milwaukee once a month at a
bowling alley. Really yeah, I'll check all the Milwaukee comedy seen.
I think it's in there.

Speaker 5 (01:24:01):
Okay, would like riff on their bowl, you know, their
their balls, riff on their balls, they're throwing their balls around,
and so it was it all right, But there's one
in Milwaukee. Yeah yeah, I think so.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
I haven't been there, but I think so.

Speaker 5 (01:24:16):
All right, all right, well then I guess that's that
about wraps it up.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
Any final thoughts like more or morey or.

Speaker 5 (01:24:26):
Uh nothing beats a jet to holiday. No.

Speaker 6 (01:24:31):
I just appreciate y'all having me again.

Speaker 7 (01:24:32):
It's a lot of fun.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
Yeah, well, you'll be back for probably another one hundred
episodes or something. Might come back and just sit on
a college and listen. No, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
This episode is recorded in front of a live studio audio.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
There you go, audience. Oh man, that sounds good. All right,
that sounds like a that sounds like a dream job, right,
like we'll just what do we pay you with? Snacks
or actual money, like, I don't know what we have
to Well, a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
Of other podcasts have all the product, some people that
are doing the sound and all that stuff and bringing
stuff up on the screen to look at, and then
they have and then they have the guy who just
laughs in the background all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:25:09):
He isn't no actual skills, just here somebody just laughing.

Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
Oh I thought I was already doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
I have no skills.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
I'm handling attack and I'm just laughing at everything that
everybody else says.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
Okay, good stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
All right, well I think you probably want to do
a part of an iconic bie absolutely, yeah, okay, all right,
all right, everybody stretched a little bit, you're comfortable. We
can not that. I'm toned off, so I can't figure
it out. But we could do like a three part harmony.
It won't happen, but we could try.

Speaker 10 (01:25:41):
To, like Bye bye dee Bergstan Weo.

Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
This has been a tape Deck Media production. Thank you
for listening.

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