Move the Mic Stand - Fruity Death Water, Fake Goldberg, and the Blimp that Broke Us! - Move the Mic Stand: A Comedy Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:20):
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Speaker 2 (01:16):
Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Move the
Mic Stand comedy podcast. I'm one of your hosts, Cash
Money Carl, and then with me as always is my
good buddy Dean Berg. Hey, here's going today. It's going hot.
It's hot hot.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I'm so sick of summer already.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I'm not a fan of heat anyway. I just I
just can't. I can't do it, like I'm a.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Facrated when I'm like outside, like you at a concert
or something like that, and I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Even tell her to him, it's like, step up to
the mic.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
It's Tom Shine, Dean Carl acrossing that line, Blacksy Stones.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
We're breaking the bolt.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Season two's he It's got the people, Tim Coolent.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I know all your red.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Stock reached for the sky, commonly cats flapping a spot
season to saga A l.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Haven't word that.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
One of the offices they have one and it's got
like this little tiny the exhaust is just like the
size of like a dryer vent, and it's just and
they well know, they just stick it up to the window.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, And yeah, we should give that a try and
then watch you'll start get really cold.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, and then it's gonna change and then we're gonna
be like, Okay, the fireplace isn't alarm enough, let's actually
have a Bonfire's actually and.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Start a bonfire. Man. You're just struggling with that stand,
aren't you. That's because I touched it. I shouldn't have
touched it. Was on that part.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
There was a part that was laying on the floor
and Jess was in here cleaning and she was like,
what is this And I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
It's supporting.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I think it might be a cover for like one
of the connection ports or something. Don't throw it away, Okay,
well just put it on the table. We Sherlock Holmes did,
and we figured out that it is actually grip. The
grip the grip footing of the which would explain why
my arm will my microstand arm microphone always fall over?

(03:48):
So I put it on and now I can't get
it to go back the way it was. It actually
just tipped over and hit me in the face.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, that's kind of cool. So if you just go
al randomly in the episode, that's what people can assume
just happened.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, I'll just you know, I'll make it know some way,
let everybody know. But anyways, you know, it is hot
in here.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
We should cool off something.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, we should try these beverages you brought. They're actually
getting kind of warm already.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, I've been really excited for this.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
So it's the Liquid Death cerial Criminal. It's called.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Did you think they didn't want to say cereal unalive.
I don't know why they want to call it serial killer,
That's what I'm saying. I just didn't want to say killer,
say killer. Yeah, so I would have called it cereal unalive.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
No, I would have called it serial killer nine two.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
But maybe there's other reasons they couldn't, but they called
it serial criminal. But it's maybe it's because fruity pebbles criminal.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, when they poured it on the commercial because I
was excited about it right when I saw it, which
smells like free does it? It does really good?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
All right? Do you to go? I like it. I'm
down for it. I'm not really sure.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I do like about it. It's it's like fredity pebbles.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
It does taste like fruity pebbles, but like, I don't know,
like something something's off, like not for me. It's the
not milkiness of it.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
I guess, well, and see, That's what I was worried about,
is I was like, is this gonna be like, you know,
you poured water on your cereal? You're like on the
movie Friday when you dumb it on another cereal and
Dad's like, what.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Are you doing with that? And He's like, we ain't
got no milk. He's like, better put some water on
that damn ship, you know? Or is it? What was
that show that they each family member had their own
jug of milk because they would put it in their
cereal and then whatever they didn't eat.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
I don't know, but I was worried it was gonna
taste like cereal sitting in water.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
But I like it, dude, all right, I think Okay,
second ship, not.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I'll go second ship. Maybe this is like a Pepsi
challenge thing where Pepsi always won because the first sip
was better, but usually by like a quarter of the
way the can people were sick of it and they
prefer coke. But that's how they won the Pepsi challenge
because it was just like one drink and everybody's like, oh,
Pepsi is better, you know, because they didn't.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
It was blind so they didn't know what but it
was just because it was one. But then at a
good point.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
But then after a while people are like, I'd like
coke better, like in endurance while he's.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Like long, longer math marathon.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
So to drink and endure a pepsi, I mean I can.
I like both. I go in phases where I don't
drink a lot of soda anymore, but I used to
go in phases where it'd be like I was all
about pepsi, then I was all about coke.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
And I think it's probably more of a coke dude,
But I'm definitely getting fruity pebble vibes right. But I
think where it's I'm struggling with it too. It's like
I do not like something like Lacroix or anything like that.
Like it's just not like full bodied flavor for me,
and it's not exactly like drinking it tastes. It does
taste like fruity pebbles, Like I like, if you gave

(07:09):
that to me and it was a blind taste test,
I would be like, it's pretty much freey pebbles. But
but my my, I think where I'm gonna say the
flavor profile hits the most similar to me is it's
like a sweeter and yet slightly more fruity sprite but
not but not not spriat, not lemon lime. Yeah, it's fruity.

(07:31):
It tastes like sprite, but it's not sugary. It's it's
like it's that artificial sweetener thing. To me, I think, well.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
The ingredients are water, gave syrup, okay, natural flavor, citric acid,
stevia leaf extract.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I mean, maybe it's the stevia, but fifteen galleries can
and nothing else in.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
It one total card.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
I hate when they SCRAMs six six percent sugar three
grams of added sugar, so I guess they do add
sugar aways. Somethings are no sugar, I think the other ones. Yeah, yeah,
but there's something about it to me that's smoother than
carbonated water. Like sure, I know how it bites. This
doesn't bite. Yeah, And like right now, the inside of

(08:23):
my mouth feels soft, soft, palatable, like like it's not milk,
but there's something about it that makes it smooth like milk,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Like I like it.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Aftertaste is strongly fruity pebbles. But uh, the like actual
like initial taste not so much like I don't know,
I get like weird watery. Oh my goodness, I have
some finger just tossed the finger yellow cash. Yeah, I'm
gonna have to eat some finger yellow.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
And it's green. It's green for me like lime.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
I don't mind. I'm okayod red is the best flavor.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
That's what the original one was was red, red is
the best, but that one for you and it was red.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
This this green green is iconic, right like stop shake
stop giving said directly listen. I can't hear it over
the micro should I have it now?

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Watching them the pretty peels well and and I was smart.
I learned a lesson from our longtime listener fan Standbrowski.
I did bring a friend. Yeah, yeah, listener, long time listener. Friend.
Did you say friend?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
I thought I said fan?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Oh fan, Okay, and friend and friend almost family at
this point, yeah, yeah, change his name yeah, stand money Burg,
stand money Burg. There we go, all right. But I
learned a lesson from him because he always talks about
a having a backup meal just in case if you're
not a fan of the thing that you initially, so

(10:03):
I did bring a backup beverage just in case I
wasn't a fan of the protection, which it's it's it's fine,
but it's it's still like, I don't know, dude, things.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
I see a six pack, I'm getting it Woodmans.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I've been looking. Yeah, everybody's been looking. People been order
around Amazon to get it.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Well, and when you said you don't like like the Lacroix,
which did you know is actually called Lacrosse, and everybody
says it wrong. Yeah, the people that unless that was
an elaborate scam, but the people that like started it
said no, it's supposed to be Lacrosse because that's where
they made it, lacross Wisconsin. Would you lick it? All
the aspects of that's just licked these wig jingles and.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Then given a nice squeeze another lick.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Just you're making it weird now. He thought it was
weird before, so he's trying it because he saw that festival.
For those of you who are not here for that episode,
he saw that festival that they had finger jello and
he was like, what is that? And I said, it's
just jello that's more solid, so you can just call it,
but it's more solid. But they add more like gelatin

(11:11):
to it so.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
That it's more horse folk.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Yeah, well not really, but they added to it so
you can eat it with your fingers, because like if
you make a bowl of jello, it's you shouldn't be
able to really eat it with your figure.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
You can, but it.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Should be messy. It's to be not messy.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's portable.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Figured you'd enjoy a portable snack.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
It's the portable in the container. Well, Jellow cups.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
But trying to try to walk and eat a jellow
cup and try to walk and eat finger jello, which
one's safer?

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Probably the cup? No, because if I miss you have
to use two hands. No, you don't have to use
two hands, you know of jel cup.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Whatever we can do is slurp it.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, you slurp it. You you tongue it to loosen
it around the cup, and then you can go you
can just go all in on it, or you know,
you can have little SIPs.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I'm not not gonna lie though that the stuff in
a cup is about the same consistency. You could probably
use it as finger.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Jel Yeah, so why why are you hating on the
on the cups?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Just talk about making finger jel?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, keep it in, keep it, keep it in the cup,
and then you don't have to eat What if you
don't want to eat it all? What if you're just
like I would really like a third of a bite
of jello and and and then I want to say
the rest for later, But if you don't want.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
To If that's the case, you're probably not a fun
person to be around, okay, because who would want a
third of a cup of a jel?

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Well? What what? What if?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
What if you're at a show and you're eating it
and they're like, oh, not to the stage.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah, Like what if I'm you suck.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
It out of the cup on stage and make a
bit out of it?

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Well, yeah, what if and then I now I can't
talk the first thing. You're supposed to be like right
on the mic and talking right away, like, can't be
like surping slurping up some jello. What if you're having
a little bit in the green room.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
One of these shows, I'm gonna bring some finger gel
on the stage.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
And I'm supposed to bring cup jello and and I'm
just gonna hold it in front of the mic and
wiggle it.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
So it's like.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
And then I'm gonna eat it, and then everything like
what was that? And I was like, I don't know.
I was just hungry, okay, and I hope I'm after you.
And then I have a cup of gello and I'm
just like.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Literally and he's gonna be like, what is it?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Jellow night jello shots? That should be the special?

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yeah, Like you know, I probably wouldn't do that, but
maybe I would maybe if I was just being weird.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
It's weird, like I'm working on we write a better
bit about it than I'm just hungry. But I think
that'd be kind of funny. Well, let's let's both do
jello bits and let's see what happened, right and then
and then I don't know with Jello. Who owns Jello Cosby, No, No,
he doesn't. He doesn't own nothing anymore. Who owns Jello?

(14:00):
Is a craft?

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Well, I'm surprised that they can actually call it finger.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Jello, because isn't the brand name.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Jello is the brand. It is a gelatinous food, gelatine.
It's probably Kraft.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
They own like everything, it is craft. I was good, Yeah,
they own everything.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
It's not that hard to guess.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Like, okay, well, well hold on, I said, who owns
jell and you're like, I don't know? And I said
craft and you're like, maybe it.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Was brainwashed for seventeen years if they were the enemy.
So okay, dude, I liked it. I drink I like
the Freddy.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Pebbles, the liquid Death should partner with Jello into a Jello.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Well like, okay, so have you tried? Like there's soda
flavored ones too, and they're not soda. They're just sparkles.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
They're not good. I don't like. I like the Doctor Pepper.
I had that today with my love Doctor Death. I
think it is doctor Death. I had the Mango.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
One meg chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Not the tea.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
There's a Lengo tea.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, I was kind of expecting it to taste like
peaste tea and it didn't. The problem was it didn't
have the sugar in there for that one, So I didn't.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
I like, like, I like, I do prefer things not carbonated.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
I just like so like I like the bubbles. That's
that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
I had these bubbly melted rocket pop flavored.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Okay, was that Wild Bills? No?

Speaker 3 (15:30):
No, it was a bubbly oh the bubble the drink
or boublez And I actually would pour it into a
glass or something let some of the phiz come off
it before I drink it because it was a little aggressive.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Okay, So is that why you don't really you're not
a super fan of like my Stewart's grape because that
is aggressive, bubbly. Yes, I don't I like it, but
but I'm saying you would prefer if it wasn't as like,
because that's like some of the most aggressive soda I've had.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Probably maybe maybe like it may maybe it could be
dialed down a little.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Like I was gonna say, like if you drink an
ice cold and you just drink the whole bottle, your
throat hurts. It's like ow it's like it's kind of
like it's the sober Man's whiskey because it's supposed to burn,
I guess.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
But but going back to the death wish or coffee
liquid death, what is dead Billionaire is what it's called now.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
If people don't like that one, I do. Really.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
It's supposed to taste like an Arnold Palmer, you know,
lemonade and iced tea.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
I like that one.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
But there was controversy with it because they called it
Armless Palmer, and Arnold Palmer's state tried to sup and
they got pissed off, so they changed it to dead
Billionaire because they're like, fine, we'll call it something worse
dead Billionaire. I mean, they should have called it dead
Golfer because if they really wanted to be but I

(16:58):
suppose already in some legal troubles.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
So they were careful. But no, I I like this.
I enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
I know it's a limon tin and flavor. I will
probably get some.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Do you think they're gonna do like a cinnamon toast
crunch one. Maybe they're gonna do a whole line rum like,
so that'd be like rum chatta.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
I guess maybe they'll make like coco pebbles.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Okay, I don't know if people do very well with
chocolate fizzy drips well, like you who is awesome? Yeah,
but that's not phizzy, No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
But Bang used to have, yeah, one of their energiance
I think it's called it is like a whole lot
of chocolata or something like that, and it tasted like
a TUTSI roll okay, like.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
And they got rid of it.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
You can still get it, but I think you have
to order it from like I think it's like regional
or you have to get it online. But the only
complaint about like Quick Trips is that they always carry
the exact same drinks.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
At every location and I get bored.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Yeah, Like I walk in there sometimes in the morning
or whatever to get something from my commute, and I'm
just like.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Seeing stuff over again, give me. But then but then
I have a green tea monster. But then it's devastating though,
when you have a drink that you normally get and
they they're out and you're like, I can't believe it.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Aren't they supposed to have Like there's some like like
different mountain dews at different places, like yeah, so like
if you if you thought there was one that was
exclusive to Quick Trip, and I haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I don't think quick Trip is on the exclusivity thing.
But like for example, Cases has like a red like
tropical one, and Kroger has the green apples how green
apple one that was Kroger exclusively, And then there's another
there's like another pitch black version. I think that's for
like Speedway.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Yeah, and it's in their Mountain drink right yeah. And
I think slushies too.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
We do have a anyway here, she put hi up.
I love yeah, but I think it's it's like one
pitch black I think was like grape, and I think
the other one is like dark red.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
I thought it was grape and then sour grape.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Maybe. I don't know what you know. As much as
I love grape soda, I did not like the initial
pitch black that they brought. I didn't like the taste
of it.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
I saw too the other day. God, it's an energy
drink that I like too.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Not Range.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
What the heck is it starts with a heart, I
think so not rain rock Star Range Range Ranger. It's
got like a military.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Rain hold on. I'm gonna google it. Keep talking Okay,
we have another thing that we're gonna try today too.
Found these there there potato chips that are lemonade flavored
by the UTS brand. When it try to crack the
that boys opened. All right, let me let me read

(20:04):
the description. UTZ is proud to partner with Alex's Lemonade
stand Foundation to bring you this exciting summer flavor. We
start with a crisp Footz potato chip and season it
with a tangy, sour and sweet lemonade flavor. It's a
perfect summer experience that you're going to want to try.
We're not sponsored by them, just like a like summer.

(20:25):
This flavor won't last long. It's only here for a
limited time. Grab a bag today and savor a new
twist of flavor of flavor on our Footz potato chips.
Dean wants to talk something to keep going. No, the
calories are one hundred and fifty per serving serving sizes
one ouncer's eight servings per container. Okay, you can groylin.
That's so creepy all the time's one Yeah, she just

(20:47):
kind of creepy.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
No, it was red Con. Red Con was like recon Redcon.
Red Con actually released and then a drink in the
flavor of Joel Tacola joke.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Cool, alright, getting our chips ready? All right?

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Who len's burnt cheers.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
I don't gonna skip the burnt ones there?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
All right, let's see what happens. Oh, there's lemon.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Sorry, did get a smack on there. It's kind of
like salt and vinegar chips with like somebody put lemon
on it, like lemon zest. Yeah, like say you had you.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Had a restaurant, you have salt and vinegar French fries.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
And they're like, oh no, we're out of vinegar. What
are we gonna do? And then they powdered up some lemon. No,
I still get kind of a vinegary acidic, but it's
probably from the lemons.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
But like you squeeze lemon on your French fries.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, it's got lemon juice and lemon oil. There's a
lot of things that aren't chip.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
He's are fine, These are fine?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
And are we gonna get in trouble because I happened
another bag of chips at your house? Oh?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
So there's a bag already open. All right, I guess
you're gonna have to eat a lot of chips tonight.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Well, actually there's some like loaded taco or something in
there too. The yeah, eating like them?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
I don't know if I tried them. I think I did,
but they're in the house.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's not a favorite. I finally found those twisted caeso ones.
The white bag of Dorito's not really a fan either.
Disappointing when something sounds really tasty and then it's like, so,
so you know, I'm.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Good with this, like with death, the pretty pebbles. The
only thing is sometimes when I drink beverages, I'll get
like a dusty after taste.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
A dusty.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
It was a thing with Sprecker for a while, like
in the bottles.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Well it's the it's the wood fire. Well it's they
got rid of it. They got rid of it.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
But what I thought maybe is they had like a
surplus of bottles and they were sitting in the warehouse
getting dusty somewhere, and they weren't cleaning them athfully.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
By some dust on the bottle. Okay, so, uh, fruity pebbles,
liqu Death. I would drink it, all right, I would
out of a well, fine, what do you want to
do out of five.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
No, no, no, no, So a ten would be the
best drink you like, I don't like. I don't like
to see the best drink you ever had. It's your
favorite sparkling water.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
It's very good. You would hunt it down, all right?
Does this? Does this help with the gauge? I give
Stuarts a ten Stuart's grape of ten. So that's how
I gauge it. And then I give like so I
black coffee as zero.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
I give, I give it an eight, okay, because if
I go somewhere and they have it, you're gonna get it.
I'm probably gonna be like, oh and I'll grab one.
Even if I was after something else, like say I
was after I don't know, lemonade.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Whatever, pick silver lemonade.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
No I had no, no, no, no, like I had
some other drink in mind, I would get that drink
and that like, you know, so i'd have it later
like I'd be like, oh, look they got it. I'm
gonna get that. So like the sprite with tea, remember
when I talk about that, that's not something that I
hunt down or you know, like I tried it and
I was like, It's kind of one of those things

(24:34):
like if I wanted tea, I would just drink tea.
But it does taste like sprite with tea in it.
I did try it a second time and I was like, Okay,
it's better, but it's like it's not something I'm gonna say,
like ooh, like Woodmands. Woodmans is a bit of a drive,

(24:55):
you know, from here, I would drive to Woodmans. I'd
get other things, but I would drive to Woodman's because
I knew they had fruity pillows.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Okay, like we definitely get it.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
So I'd say anything from like an eight through a ten.
A ten would mean I'm hunting it down.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna get it. I'm gonna get it,
and you're gonna clear the shelf. No, I don't do that.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
I think that's mean it's rud Like I'm like out.
I always have this thing where you never take everything.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I usually leave one. Yeah, I at least leave one
at least like maybe maybe some more like when I
can't get it very often like it's I get that. Yeah,
And I think this is this is another reason why
I do it too. I feel like if I'm buying
a bunch of it, then that means that they're like, oh,

(25:44):
this is selling, we should keep stalking it.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Well, like even during quarantine, if I was at the
grocery store and it was like, oh, I need two
cans of tomato soup and they only had two, I
still took one, and then I'd go somewhere else and
try to find another one. People will be like, why
that's a waste they had two, you were looking for two.
But I would just leave it. I was thinking of
the other. Or if someone else is looking, well, then

(26:08):
hopefully wherever I went and got my other.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
And then they're beating it up with you. I left
them one there, and then now they're following you and
they're like, dude, we could have just made dinner together.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
There's just been friends six feet apart.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
So, and then the lemonade chips, probably from somewhere where
they have them, I would eat them. I do like
salt and vinegar chips a lot, and they are kind
of like that with a hint of lemon, So.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Maybe I would.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
I don't see myself saying like oh, yeah, I'm getting that,
you know, but if they're there, like in someplace and
like you're like, hey, I got these chips, like like
we're in the car, you know, but I don't think
so those that I'd probably give six.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
I was thinking you were gonna give it six, allright.
My my scale would be I'm gonna give the liquid
death out of all the liquor I've had like three
or four different varieties that I would probably say this
is their best one, really, but I don't really like

(27:21):
them that much, So i'd probably gonna do with the
other four you got, Well, I'm gonna give one of
the stand try and then the other three, well, one's
gonna go to Abbey, so you're gonna try, and then
unless she likes it, will probably go to you. But
I will probably give you as the lesson you just
taught me. She'll get one and you'll get one. Okay,

(27:42):
So so ranking wise, i'd probably give it a four
just because well, but again I don't really like this
type of beverage. So that's that's a hot, pretty high score.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Like four h your sweating parched, No, you go somewhere,
that's all.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
That's a that's a two. That's That's what I was asking, like, like,
if this is all that they had, I would get it.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
So a zero Black coffee. If you were about to
die and that was your only form of card hydration,
you would drink it.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
I don't like the taste and don't like the smell
actually like other coffee. Yeah, like I'll drink a Starbucks
double shot with that, but that's that's so much sugar
and cream and all that, Like at that point, it's
not even coffee. It's like it's like cream and sugar
with a taste with a drop of coffee. All right,

(28:33):
So actually black coffee would probably be zero. Negative. One
would be ranch dressing. Like if I'm dying in the
desert and all i had for hydration was dressing, I'm
drinking dressing. Somebody probably does they have that ranch dressing soda. Yeah,
I'm not getting that.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
I try everything just to see because I'm curious.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
But I'm not gonna even try that. That's just it
looks just wrong and everything about it is just wrong.
So yeah, four, which is is would be high on
the sparkling water scale for me, Like i'd pretty much
give like lacrosse also formally known as Lacrosse as Lacroix,

(29:18):
I would probably give that a point five. So, like,
I do not like that at all. For the lemon
lemonade chips good novelty. I would say, as far as
novelty chips that I've had in the last year, it's
the best one because it does taste like what it
says on the package. But okay, I don't know. It

(29:39):
just it's a little it's a little out there. Like
do you remember when Lay's I think it was Lais
did the like they were for whatever reason, their flavor
department was just going insane. Yeah, and they're like drunk
with power. Yeah, pretty much, and they came out with
I hop fresh and fruity Rudy tutis. Yeah, those were awful.

(30:00):
Those were awful. I did not try those.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I remember sending a picture to a couple of you
guys and like, what in God I tried?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
It was bad, Like, like whoever decided to, yeah, let's
green light this, So I don't know that. It must
have been let's do drugs in the LAIS office day
because that should never have been passed. Is like, yeah,
we're gonna green light this one. So when those oh no,
that was that before that?

Speaker 3 (30:22):
I was like when those came out, was that when
the healthcare CEO got shot?

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Because maybe no No, No, this was years This was
years ago. I think this was like right five to
ten years ago at this point. However, I'm not gonna
say don't experiment with flavors because also in that scene,
I think in that samee like batch of where they
did like, let's just toss out ten flavors and see
what sticks. Was like one of the best flavors that

(30:48):
ever came out, which was the biscuits and gravy potato chips.
Do you ever try those? It was just the seasoning
was just great, Like it tasted like biscuits and gravy,
but you're not like choking on a dry biscuit. It's
just potato chips. Great. So it was a solid. So
so I'm not saying don't try new in flavors, but

(31:10):
I don't know, like maybe to have more than one
person be like, yeah this is good because I feel
like that was or you know, you're taking a ton
of money from I Hop because they're sponsoring a chip.
Maybe maybe choose the not fruity thing for potatoes. What
about Oh I like it, but.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
You're not as weirded out bite anymore.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
No, I'm I think I'm even more weird about but
I like it, like like I'll get some now, Like
I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Just because they call it finger jel. What if they
called it.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Hand gel, that's worse, I think, all right, I like portable.
I think it's like I don't think it should be
eaten with your hands, that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
So you put it on a plate because it was
a knife, yeah, and have an just because because of
what it is.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Well, just like so it was three bites of jello
for me, so like sometimes okay, well I can't just
you know, so like so it was a three bite
jello finger jello for me, and all right, so I
eat the first bite and we're having conversation, right because
we're doing the podcast. Yeah, am I just supposed to

(32:20):
just hold that jello and let it jiggle in the air,
Like I don't know if that's like proper finger jello etiquette.
Like I don't know the rules with that.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
I mean most people, I think, take it from whatever
it's into their mouths and you know, and take a bite,
take a bite.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Gone. Well, I mean I was eating the jello and
we were conversing, so like I had to, you know,
take that break. And I don't know I just feel
like I felt like very uh snooty up nosy holding

(32:56):
my jello while talking with you.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Yeah it's fancy.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (33:02):
I just felt like, you know, it was kind of
like even like in the commercials, it was always like
fantasy is it like the whatever that commercial is like
please pass the jam, and then it's like no, it's
like in that family Guy sketch kind of jello.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
No, just I want in a cup. I want to
eat it at my leisure. Okay, I don't want to
have to I don't have to have to scarf down
finger jello. That just that just no. Yeah, if I
want to eat it in multiple bites, it should be allowed. Yeah,
and and but then I need to if I am
having in multiple bites, I need to know the proper

(33:40):
finger jello etiquette and like, can I have it served
on an individual the gurgles back on an individual dish
and set it back down? Or what's the rules there?
There's no rules. I feel like that should be your
slogan for everything, Like anybody asked you, pets on, that's

(34:02):
that's that's shoelace, that's finger jello, that's that's what it is.
Customer service. Yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
That's just what it is actually today in the world
of ice cream, I was talking to a new lady
and I was just asking her how things were going.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Stuff, and she was its good, it's a good A
lot to learn.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
And I'm like, yeah, there's a lot to learn. And
then no, we're just kind of talking and she's.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Like yeah, and then I was iced to wit. I
was like, but you know what, like, just have fun.
It's ice cream. And then I felt like I was
in a commercial or something.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
But then she kind of looked at me and then
she was just like, yeah, it's ice cream.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
And yep, now it feels like a nineties movie.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
I definite myself that that's my mantra, like that fun
it's ice cream.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
It's just ice cream as your cage fighting. Have fun. Yeah, fun,
it's iceberg.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Speaking of cage writing, these little wrestler dudes.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
Yeah, you had the box up.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
That you didn't even We weren't even sure what was
in it.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yeah, it's just random random wrestling figures.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
We got this one here. We thought it was Goldberg.
Looks a lot like Goldberg, but with like Joe Peshi's face.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, don want to look like a clown. Where's Matthew
Holloway when you need him?

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Right, yeah, right, yeah? And I was like, wow, this
is a weird looking Goldberg. And then he's got a
weird emblem on his back of his trunks kind of
looks like a dude doing a jumping jack inside of
a circle.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Or like or like Atlas.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little bit, a little bit, a
little bit, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I took a
picture of it and I put it into AI and
I said, what is the symbol? And it's like, oh,
you have a Valvenus figure that's the right to Censor
when he was part of the Right to Censor, Like,
this is not Valvenus. And then it was running me.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Down this path that do you have you have a mistake?

Speaker 3 (35:56):
A Goldberg with a weird thing, and then I thought
this was the emblem from Rush, the band with the
starman Russia, and I'm like, what the heck? And then
finally you did the image or the verse reverse image
and this is either Jake or Jim Gemini or whatever

(36:20):
rated the most boring.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
One of the most boring tag teams of all all time.
And he looks okay. So it's not Goldberg, which that's
wild for them to be like they're boring, like they're
buff dudes, like they were ripped, Like what did they
do that was so boring? Like now I kind of
want to go back. I never saw their matches. Yeah,
they were kind of they were like two thousand and

(36:41):
two where two thousand and three, and I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
I was watching a lot of wrestling then.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
I wasn't into it yet.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
I had kind of stepped away for a while.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
I don't remember why, but maybe because it was the
most boring. It was just the most boring era.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
But yeah, so that's I kind of wish you guys
could see him. He We looked him up and there's
two twin brothers and I was like, oh, look, this
must be the dirty one. I think he would be
aggressive one because one of them had a dirty looking
look on his face.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
And the other one was aggressive. So maybe this is
aggressive because he's kind of like I'm sure, I'm sure
if you know, if they're if they're listening, the Gemini
brothers are listening, they're like, you know, we wrestle all
this time. I just feel for Dean to be like
one of us is the Dirty Wanted.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
They're played by the Dunn brothers or there was really
Shane Shane Shane Shane Brothers.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, Shane McMahon. Yeah. They were trained by Dean Malenko,
So I was like, how are you boring?

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Yeah, by Dean Monco anyway, but uh, kind of on
the top in terms of wrestling and things like that,
like too going sad, I'm gonna try not to, Okay,
two devastating losses in the the Dean Berg uh Lexico, Yeah, sure,

(38:07):
Deanberg Zeitgeist. I don't know, like just like you know,
things that were always icons, icons, things I grew up
with and through childhood all the way through adult are
gone with it over the course of like a day
day days. Yeah, I look a bad, just flu and
said I'm kidding. Uh one Azzi Osbourne, which when I

(38:31):
heard about that, I was I was bummed for sure,
especially because he just did the last concert and everything.
I was like, ah, he stayed around just to do
that and then like a week later just done. And
like growing up, I was always really in Nausy and
my parents were fairly active in the church, and my

(38:53):
mom was in a group church group and every once
in a while, they should bring home these little flyers
and stuff like don't listen Nausia. I was born the devil,
don't listen to a CDC. So I had some friends
that they had an older brother in high school, and
I think I talked about this once on a different episode.
But he would burn it would be burned dub dub.
I think it was dubb, you'd call it dub. He

(39:14):
would dub cassettes for me that were like Ozzie, but
then he would label them like something else, like Ray
Stevens's Greatest Hits. And then I was like, don't do that.
My parents might listen to it. And he's like, okay,
what won't they listen to him? Like Elvin and the Chipmunks,
So yeah, stuff like that, so that they wouldn't listen to,

(39:40):
you know, And then and then I had those, and
then I would I'd usually been listening.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
To him like on a walkman or something, and I'd
be like, oh, would you listen to him? Alvin and
the Chipmunks, which I had.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
It blaring in my ears, so they had to hear
like Crazy Train and Diary of a Madman and all
that stuff going on. But no Ozzie was like always
like my favorite. I named a dog after him that
I had, even you know, all kinds of things like
that is really I don't know. I mean, I could
talk about who could do a whole episode if I

(40:10):
wanted to. If me talking about Ozzie. I mean I
saw him a couple of times live, and the very
very first time was in Madison, I want to say.
It was like in October November, and he was doing
a Mary Mayhem tour I believe that's what it was called.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
It was him and Rob.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Zombie double headlining Wow, and then it had Soil and
mud Vein. Soil opened and then Mudvein, then Rob Zombie,
then Ozzie, and then they had at the time, they
had a song that had just come out that they
they dueted on.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
It was called I think Ironhead or something, and they did.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
That at the very end, kind of like as an encore,
And when Ozzie came out, he was flying over the
crowd and like a like a Santa sleigh because it
was it was supposed to be like Christmas things and
he's flying around in it, and you know, I trying
to remember it. I think it was red, but it
was gothic looking, and he was flying around and everything,
and he's like flying and he's just going over the

(41:09):
crowd and he's like, you're like kind of criser.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
And then he like looked right at me and pointed
right at me, and he's like, yeah, go Crisier. And
so I was like, yeah, yeah, just going.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
I was probably just sitting there with my arms crossed
or something and I just went, you know. But anyways,
I was like, wow, you know, that was cool, Like
he looked right at me. And then I've seen him
a couple other times since then, like a Rocky say
and stuff like that, so I've actually seen him alive.
And I know, like on his final goodbye tour thing,

(41:48):
like I knew he was in a chair. Some people
said he was strapped down because he would always try
to stand up. I don't know if that's sure or not,
but like a couple of times I heard things where
they isolated his vocals and on like my mom, I'm
coming home and stuff like that, it sounded like his
voice sounded like he was saying goodbye and yeah. And

(42:10):
when I was like call it cow and I know
I was driving home and the day that I heard
about it, and I was just driving home and I
was just kind of that was quiet. I didn't I
didn't really even want to listen to his music because
I didn't know how I feel. And then uh, I
didn't want to post about it either. But then I
just had chat GBT make me a funny picture of

(42:32):
him and Betty White and Ray Wyatt fishing, and because
I was I just said like, hey, make something, you know,
cheer me up with, uh light heart, yeah, lighthearted with
uh you know, something fun you know that I like.
And it made a picture of Ozzy Osbourn and Betty
White well, because I said that all three of them
had died in like consecutive years. It was like Ray

(42:54):
Wyatt and it was Betty White and then it was
Auzie and uh then uh, of sudden, I was like, oh,
oh cogand and I know, uh.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
So Hoggan died too today?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Yeah today actually, And I was just like, man, this
is like too much. And you know, people always say
it was in threes, so like over the weekend, it
was like Malcolm Jamal Warner who was THEO and ah wait,
no wait, Malcolm Jamal Warner was he THEO? Cosby's yeah,
yo on the Kazi's look. We mentioned Bill Cosby twice,

(43:30):
but anyways.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
If you say it one more time, he appears. Yeah,
we won't do that.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
We got too many drinks around here that are uncovered.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
I think we'll do that.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Anyways, it was him, and then you know Ozzie and
then now Hold Coogan, and I knew Hoggan had been
feeling sick, and a couple of weeks ago, I think
Bubba's a love sponge or somebody was, uh, you looking
at me, like, who's Bubba the love sponge?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
He's radio guy. Okay.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
He was saying like half Hoogan's on his deathbed, blah
blah blah blah blah, and everybody's like no, no, no,
And then Hulkogan was home and then I don't I
don't even know what happened because it just happened today,
you know. But anyway, he was sick, but it was
fairly unexpected.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
They said it was a heart attack.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
It was a heart attack him and matro Man.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
That's how they got him. Both. All the wrestlers.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Problem they did some things. Yeah, but today it was
weird because then I was driving home and I was
just kind of thinking I was just like man like everything.
I don't always like to use the word like hero
because I know people are flawed, you know, like even
with Ozzy like people. I saw somebody post something about like,

(44:43):
you know, I don't want to be whatever, but I'm
a Christian and he was the prince of darkness and
blah blah blah, and he represented the devil.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
I think I saw the same thing.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
He did, and it was like, no, I wanted to
comment and be like, no, he didn't like that was
a character, right, just like that individual is a character, right, Yeah,
so he saw the same one.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yeah, and their character isn't the nice guy, right, but
you know if that yeah, And I never met him,
obviously didn't know if he was sweet or not.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
But then he's like in there it said it was like,
oh he abused animals, no, like they had dogs, cats,
you know, he was always great with him. And it
goes to the biting the head off of a bat,
and people don't even really know the real story about
that because it was before the internet that happened, but
what had happened, and a lot of people think like, oh, yeah,
his shows he bites the heads off a real bats,

(45:37):
Like I was even told that when I was little.
But in the documentary people were talking about it, other
musicians were talking about he was talking about it. He
so somebody threw a live bat onto the stage he's
performing dark flashing lights whatever.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
He thought it was a rubber bat.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
He grabbed it and bit the head off, just to
be Ozzie.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Turned out it was a real bad.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
He had to go through countless rabies shots, you know,
and they're painful. They give them to you right in
your stomach, you know, big long needle, big long needle.
He had to get raby shots. So why would he
do that on purpose again and again and again and again.
Because the only me to test an animal if they
had rabies is to send their brain in for testing.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Like if you get bit by a dog and they're concerned.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
About rabies, they have to kill the dog to test
for rabies unless there's new technology now. But there's the
only way you can do it is to you know,
study their brain. And so sometimes people would throw rubber
bats on then he'd bite the heads off, but they
were always rubber bats.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
It was just a like he would always checked for
sure after that, Oh for sure.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
For sure, for sure, you know, and then the bat
kind of became a thing with him and everything. But like, no,
he was not an animal abuser, you know, super lovable guy,
sweet guy, partied hard, you know, made it to what
seventy six I don't remember. Yeah, yeah, seventy six, which
is wow, that's.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
That's pretty solid. Yeah, you know there was isn't that
higher than the average life expectancy?

Speaker 3 (47:04):
But yeah, especially in my family. But anyway, you know,
so I saw that. I was just kind of like, yeah,
and then today with hoh Cogan dying, people were focused
on you know, there was that scandal where he was
with his girlfriend or whatever and he dropped the N
bomb about his daughter dating you know, a guy and whatever,

(47:29):
and uh, you know it's like, okay, cool whatever, Like, yeah,
that sucked.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
That was shitty.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
I was disappointed, you know, I was like, come on, man,
you're better than that. You know, that's not the guy
that I knew. But also the guy that I knew
was a character, you know.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
The public person that you knew.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah you know. And yeah he
was racist. Came from a time when or maybe he
said in anger, said a racist, right. I don't know
him well enough to say like, yeah, he's a racist,
But I think where people disconnected with him was when
he supported Trump. And I think if he never did that,
you know, at that rally or at the public National

(48:06):
convention or whenever, that was where he ripped off his shirt, right,
Trump shirt underneath. I think if he never did that,
more people would be honest about how they feel about
his legacy, you know what I mean. Like, I think
people who are hating on him are just hating on
him because of his politics that he demonstrated with right.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
They can't separate, you know, the character. Like if you
don't believe that he had the largest impact on professional wrestling, yeah,
you don't know anything about wrestling, Like he's the big
Every person knows the name hal Covin, right, Like I
would argue that you can't find anybody that doesn't know

(48:44):
they at.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Least have some idea.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Yeah, they maybe don't know any of his matches or
anything like that, but they've heard the name hal Covid before.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Like you could show him this wrestler figure of the
Jim and I brother we.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Had and yeah, if they're like it's a professional wrestling
that's oh that's the other one's the name yeah, and
maybe macho man. You know, there's Andre the Giant, but
like there's just that small group that like there's something
will live on forever in wrestling, and yeah, everybody knows
who they are at least.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Yeah, And I mean like the epic when you slam
down to the Giant Wrestling three, you know, slam heard
around the world, an the X Overdome from the ninety
thousand screaming Maniacs whatever, you know. So uh.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Brother, So you know, so that's where I was like,
I was like.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Man, I don't want to use the word hero just
because you know, you say somebody is your hero, and
then people want to bash them down or.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
What right because they find a particular flaw on them,
like see.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Yeah you.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Bup ship. Yeah, but so.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
I you know, I'm reluctant to kind of use that word.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
But anyway, when I was driving.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Home today, I was just kind of like man Auzie
Coga and then I was thinking about these people that
passed that, you know, are big parts of my life
that I looked up to in some ways shaped me
for the good, right, you know, like I I'm not
gonna be like oh ho.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Covid in a video said the N word, So it's okay,
you know, no, you know or whatever.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
No, but you know, people that like shaped me, entertained me,
you know, I grew up with and you know, and
I was like, I was like, man, my dad's gone.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
You know, I'm thinking of all these things. And then
I was like, I don't wanna. I don't want.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
That's why I didn't want to use the hero But
I was kind of like, all my heroes are starting
to die and go away.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
You know. I think I'm good. I have a doctor's appointment.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
But it was strange because then as I was just
driving home in silence, I wasn't didn't have anything on,
and I was just driving listening to the road. I
don't want to say I heard a voice because that
sounds crazy, but I was just like, man, I was
thinking about it again, and I was just.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Saying, my heroes are just passed. And I'm like, who's laughed?

Speaker 3 (50:52):
You know? Mark Hamill, Uh, everybody surrounded now?

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Please may the force be with and that and.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Again people will be like the politics, he's an extreme debility.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
I'm not into politics, you know, I don't follow politics.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
He's Luke Skywalker to me, you know, And I think
that's the problem most people have, though, is they can't separate.
They can't separate things about certain people. Yeah, and then
and then they're they're like, which is crazy, Like you
can't even separate it. But then you're so fixated on
the negative someone does you can't even be like, well,

(51:33):
they did a great thing with this.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Well and at the same time, those same people, the
people they would defend, people that are probably worse.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Sure, you know, like I can't think of anybody, or
I just.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Don't want to say it again because we say the
third time he'll appear and now we have too many
drinks trying to finish sy But anyways, I was just
kind of and all of a sudden like this, I'll
call it a thought. Uh, normally you hear thoughts in
your own voice. I just heard a thought that.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Was just like I was like, man, my hero is
how gone? And it was just like, well, then.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Become the hero's become the hero, be your own hero.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
What do you what are you planning?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
M Okay, so there's this terrible crime send kid.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Uh no, I'm just.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Kidding, ah No.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
But then I was kind of thinking of, like, you know, like, well, okay,
I don't know how to be my own hero.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
I'd hope I'm a hero to my kids or something,
you know, at least an idol whatever. And then I
was like, so, okay, I'm gonna start picking things to
better myself, okay.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
And I was kind of thinking.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
About, like, Okay, maybe I should lose some weight.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
You know, that doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Body shape doesn't matter your hero you know whatever. Uh,
that shouldn't matter.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
But I was like, f to be my hero.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
I wanna be healthy. So I'm around for people that maybe,
like my kids or something that maybe I am your
hero or whatever. And I don't mean that in an
arrogant way, you know, but I would hope my kids.
I always saw my dad is like a hero, like,
so I would hope my kids do the same. And
so I was kind of like, well, okay, how would
I want to do to lose weight? So I was

(53:15):
thinking of, like, I don't have a lot of time
to exercise. I walk around a fair bit at work.
But I was like, maybe I'll just you know, like
the carnivore diet, just meat and water.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Do that for like a month.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Oh man, your bathroom's not gonna be that's fine, it's
not happy.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Now that's gonna go on strike.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
The bathroom will.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
The bathroom will. It was just like I ain't flushing
that well.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
But then it's tough too because I'm surrounded by ice cream.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
But no, I was thinking that, wait, wait, all right,
you can't. You can't go on carnivore diet and be
surrounded by ice that's just surrounded by it. I know
that's torture. I know that's good night. I might try
to do it for months, because then maybe that'll be
a week.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Okay, We'll try a week first and see how it goes,
because that, you know, that kind of that's rough because
I like potatoes and.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
That's that's kind of a pricey diet trend and it's
honestly probably not sustainable long term. But if you're looking
to slim down and then rebuild with potatoes.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Doing a lot of people doing different things try and
water fasts would sounds miserable.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
I mean, you've noticed that I've lost weight in the
last year, and.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
I feel like the last couple of weeks I have
been But I think it's just because it's so damn sweating.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Just honestly, again, for at least for me was eating less,
just eating, taking it slower, having conversations while eating slowed
it down, boom ate so much less. Like I mean,
that's what has been working for me. I mean, could
I take it extreme? If I did a carnivore diet
with you, would I lose another bounce maybe? But then

(55:02):
afterwards when I bounce back and then like, oh I
can eat carbs again or whatever? Is it gonna balloon?
Is that the problem it? Could? You know? That's what
is good to try it? Yeah, just to see if
one if it if you feel good doing it, because
if you feel good doing it, and then it's not hard,
right like, but if you feel miserable, like try to

(55:25):
figure out a better balance, then that's all I would say,
is like it's not going well, Like there has to
be a little bit of pain, right because that's the
sacrifice of improvement, I guess. But if you're like this sucks,
I hate this, it's probably not worth doing it. But
then the other thing that I'm going to try to
do is.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
I'm not super impulsive, but when I get annoyed or
irritated or angry, I can be, but not in a
way like I'm impulsive, Like if you like make me
mad right now, I'm gonna be punch in the face.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
You know.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Not You're not gonna snap that violent impulsive, but like
I might crack off or say something or you know,
not not like slam my fist.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Down, but just get a little bit you know, testy.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Yeah, I'm trying to think of the word because I
don't want to make it sound like I'm like I'm
like an anger monster slamming shit around. But I might
set something down a little bit more forceful, you know,
just kind of like you know or whatever you know
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
And the.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Last couple of weeks, I've been kind of practicing as
soon as I feel that and I feel that urge
to kind of just you step away or stop. I
just stopped. I built a filter, and I want to
get better at that. Like even today I had a
couple of things that, you know, I just kind of
got testy or cracked off at nothing major, just I

(57:00):
usually get snarky, like even I can't talk about that
and he too specific, But I a guy said something
today about another guy, and this guy had recently made
like a really big mistake.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
And I'm trying to remember everything I said to you.
He just said something like, you know, like.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Oh, you know, whatever, good riddance kind of thing, and
the person didn't die or nothing.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
He just kind of just wrote him off like whatever.
And then I was just like, well, did he ever
thought that was a drunk? Did he ever?

Speaker 3 (57:42):
I was like, did he ever make you know X
y Z mistake?

Speaker 2 (57:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (57:48):
I didn't think those are shut the fuck up, you
know or whatever.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
And then the guy was just like who.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Damn you know, and people around started laughing and they're like, hah,
good old Deed, you know whatever, good old Dean.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Yeah, oh yeah uh.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
And then somebody talked to me later about it, and
I was still annoyed because I just didn't like they
were talking about one of my friends and I didn't
like it. And so then somebody called me out on
it and they were like, you know, when you said that,
there was probably a better way to say that, like
you probably didn't have to say like shut the fuck up.
And I was like, okay, fine, I should findal next

(58:35):
time I'll say shut your bitch ass up.

Speaker 6 (58:37):
And then she was like she was like come on,
and then I was like, yeah, I know. It was
funny though, and I'm like it was and it was
like you got him and I was like, yeah, I know, and.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Just stuff like that, you know.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
I mean, sure, I can be witty and whatever, but
it's more of the just stop, you know, be that
safe place for.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
My self.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
For people around me, and that I'm not implying like him.
I don't want to say I'm not dangerous.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
You could be an intimidating force, and that's why that's
not the only reason why we do shows together. But okay,
you could be you could be you if you if
you change from I'm fun and playful Dean and someone
like let's just say someone was like threatening to beat
me up after a show. Yeah, I know you would

(59:30):
one definitely have my back and you you would deliver
on the beatdown if necessary. Well, I'm just saying like,
like there's no doubt, like I wouldn't doubt, like when
you say, you know former cage fighter, people believe it,
Like there's no doubt that people would believe that. If
I said that, people would be like, what did someone
lock you in a cage and you're trying to get out,

(59:52):
Like I take it out? Yeah, you know what I
mean that's fair, Okay.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
I mean I I don't know how to take that,
like from the cage sighting find it the things it's
like in the martial artists side of things and whatever.
It's like, oh, that's a compliment, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
I think I have a better way of putting this.
It's not that you're like, I'm this mean thug. It's
more of I can handle myself, right, And there's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
And I don't even want I saw a thing, and
I just I'm not telling about myself. I'm talking about
other people that I know that have been fighters and
are very good, dangerous military people whatever. A very dangerous
person is usually peaceful.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Right, yeah, you know, because they know you're cool collected.
But at the same time, people could be like, I
don't want to piss that guy off because he could
he could deliver on what he's saying. That's what I'm saying, Okay,
I'm not offended by that. I wouldn't think you would
be offended by that. And I just don't want to
be like, yeah, And I also don't want people to

(01:00:52):
be like, oh, Dean's not approachable, because you are. You're
You're one of the most approachable people, but at the
same time. At the same time though, like if you
did something that was one of your button things like
hurt your friends or family, like, oh, yeah, you would,
you wouldn't You'd be a John You would be John Wick. Yeah,
full on John Wick.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Taken Part five, Yeah, taken, tooking, took to took.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
It's a load of the rings parody, took the degree, took.

Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
Full of ak They took Sam's potatos, put him in
the stew.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
That just reminds me of someone was trying to figure
out a name for a Lord of the Rings Candle company,
and I had put like smell them, light them, stick
them where you pooh, And they weren't gonna use that
because it's too long a name. But boy, that would
get some good, good, good ones. But see now it
could be took. Okay, we'll say took, what number do

(01:01:59):
you want? Took four? Sure, okay, we'll be took four.
I almost mentioned careful.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
All right, So there's a movie that was actually called
Part six that started a person that we.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Can't see.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
The open drinks.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
But it all leads back to money because I was like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
I don't even remember part one through five, But then
at the beginning. It's like parts one through five we're
so classified, nobody's ever heard of them, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
All right, So it took four, all right, So it's
gonna have Pippin right as Pippin took from Learning, and
he's gonna be the main character because it's the least intimidy.
And then it's gonna have who is it who isn't taken?
Who's that Liam Neeson, It's gonna be him in there.

(01:02:54):
It's gonna be Keanu Reeves. And then we're gonna bring
back because it's took like Hook, it's gonna be uh
Robin Williams' no, he'ld be back. And then and then
who played uh who played Hook? Dustin Hoffman. Yeah, and

(01:03:16):
that's that'll be you. That'll be the movie. I don't
know what they're doing and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Why storyline, but that's just what it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Yeah, took four coming to theaters near you, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
So, I mean I talked my piece about Ozzie and
Helgan do you have anything or whatever?

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
I mean, even though I wasn't like a super fan
of Ozzie, right, the music still played its part right
Because in high school, Crazy Train was like the band
song that was like the go to band song, like
if if it was like dealer's choice, so like someone
in band got to pick. Like the song that we're practicing.

(01:03:56):
It was always Crazy Train, which is a weird one
to be, like it's always Crazy Trained, Like guys, we
practiced it enough. But it's just a fun song to play.
There's good parts for every part. So everybody like that.
So like even though like I wasn't like I'm gonna
get his albums or stuff like that, it's still, you know,
music is part of the part of my life. And
like also like again kind of like Hulkgan, Ozzie Osbourne

(01:04:19):
is a name that everybody knows, like it's so many
with music, Like like if you don't want if you
don't know the name, you're not really a music person. Like, yeah,
Dean's wearing a black Savath shirt. He was just like
check it out.

Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
But yeah, like even then, like maybe now, like I
like war Pigs. That was like one of the fun
songs to play on guitar Hero just the start of
it too. Yeah, it's just it's it's it's an anthem,
right like and then like that Mass just like Wedges

(01:04:57):
Black Mass, So I actually never really understood the lyrics,
so I didn't really listen, but like, that was a
great that's kind of a little bit darker than I thought. Okay,
all right, but no, that one was just that was
like when I think of Guitar hero, like, that's one
of the songs that I'm like, that one was the
best one to rock out the guitar solo was like,

(01:05:18):
oh yeah, it was like one of the best. I
had to throw a little share there too.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
But you know what was crazy is that one of
the last shows that it was at, I was I
was writing a bit about Ozzie and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Don't you do it? Because I had done the same thing.
Who was? I did one about Jimmy Buffett and he
had passed like a week after I wrote a bit,
so we got it. I did, Yeah, hey, you want
to listeners, if you want us to write a bit
about you, we'll do that, and then get make sure
your life insurance is up and ready for your family.
All right. But going back to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Off, I saw a clip yesterday to where and I
never seen it before where he was singing the national
anthematic or not the national take me out to the
ball game?

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
At the Cubs game and he's.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Up there with Sharon and he's like yelling at the
crowd and he's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Like come on.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
And he's like yeah, and he's getting them all going
and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
He's like, okay, ready to take me up to the
ball rhy. No, he didn't even sing. He didn't.

Speaker 9 (01:06:25):
He didn't say or he's like, let's all go to
the ball game. Now we're going to the game. It's
kind of like I like going to the game. Like
he didn't know the rules.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
It's kind of like Battle in New Orleans with them
where we go to fire art guns and we fire
our guns.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
I've never seen it, and it was it was from
quite a while ago. I'm gonna have to look that
up to look at it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
And it was singing it like he was.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
It was like endearingly wrong, you know, like it was
kind of like if somebody else did it, be like
what a turd?

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
But because it was cancel them but no it was Aussie.
They're like, oh, like I said, how it was always
supposed to be. It's the new words now that's how
we sing it. And then I guess with Hull Cogan,
Uh yeah, I mean I never kind of really even
paid attention to the outside of the w W stuff.
So like everything that happened outside.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
I didn't no, no, no, I'm saying like just like
like his issues like outside, like I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
I didn't even look for them. I didn't try to
find them or.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Or even hear about some wonderful movies that too.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
I didn't even really look for that. But just like
the wrestling part, like yeah, like he's the guy. So
it's like that again, like I said, everybody knows who
has to know who he is. At this point, I
can imagine the matches going on in heaven right now
or wherever they are. I think I think they get
a visit between like kind of like a tour.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
I saw a thing we'll talk about another time because
it's kind of out there, but about life and what
happens and all this other stuff from or it was,
well it's it's and I didn't read them myself, so
that's why I hate talking about it. But it was
supposedly from some CIA classified but now released thing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Like Aliens not Aliens. Well, I'm just saying like the
Aliens saying, and now nobody's feeling crazy about.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
It, Like Astro visiting or whatever or out of body visiting,
and they were doing studies in it in the CIA.
I'm not trying to sound like.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Joe Rogan here, are you sure you're talking about the
carnivore diet? No ship, Hey, bring up? Bring up monkeys?
Why don't you love them? Okay, see they can tear
your face off. No, that we stemmed from monkeys eating mushrooms.
And then you go nowhere, all right, welcome back to
the Joe Rogan guest.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Today is the Droe's not here?

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
But no, like he went to like where you go
when you die? It's wild?

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
Hey, I said, well, hey, I didn't do it, but anyways,
back to okay, hoko.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
No, I think that was that was? That was it
for my point on that. Okay, cool, we didn't do
a comedy tip yet, we're probably getting pretty long. We're
in an hour and eight, so that I think I
think we're probably end with that and let's do a
comedy tip. Okay. I don't know, like, should we talk
about like people? I don't know what, being too edgy? Surely? Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
I mean we talked about being edgy a little bit,
and we talked about edge lords. But then there's people
that like shock shock comedy maybe, Okay, so you know that, like,
I think that's beyond edgy, Like when you're going right
to the shock stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Like and they'll say anything to get a reaction, and
sometimes they leave it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Sometimes they're just saying it, but it's just shock stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
Like, can you give an example that's not gonna get
us canceled?

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
People simulating We talked about that already though, trying to
word it without getting canceled.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Here's the new comedy challenge, simulating.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Relations with an animal. Okay, that'd be one wearing a
on stage wearing a shirt with Bill Clinton's face that
has the word grape underneath.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
It minus the G I mean Biden is Biden? Was
Bill Clinton? Okay? Well whatever, I kind of give away
that one. I just was like, what is that shirt?

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
And then just saying outlandishly racist and disgusting. It's like,
you know the movies Faces of Death, It's supposed to
be like live there recordings of people actually dying turned
out to be fake.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
It feels like that to me, like somebody is trying
to do that. It's not genuine, right, It's like there
and even if it is for them.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
It doesn't. It's not because you don't you're not relating
to the audience. Yeah, if it is genuine, then people
are afraid and they're laughing because they're scared, right, And
then if the fact that they don't see genuine, they're
doing it because they're they're laughing because it's awkward. Yeah genuine. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(01:11:39):
I'm just a bachelor alright, suit a lot because we
can sing. I think this thing, Yeah, it's our version,
it's a cover. Well, I was watching I was watching
one of the Something burnings with Bert Kreischer and it

(01:12:00):
was weird Al where Something's burning that's his podcast cooking
show thing and weird Al. And that was one of
the questions that Bird had asked him, was like, how
do you do like these parody things? And weird Al
basically said, I always ask if it's okay if I
do it, and if they say that they really don't
want to. He's like, I won't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
But did Prince tell him? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Somebody Prince Prince. He's like, you're not allowed to do
anything the.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Pretend you're weird Al asking me, I'm Prince pret I'm
weird now, Yeah, ask if you can do a parody.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Hey, Prince, it's me weird. Al Can I do a
parody of Purple Rain? No, okay, I'm gonna go talk
to Michael and and I'm gonna eat it bam then
something yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Because I think Princess went yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
The conversation. But kind of going back to the shock
thing though too. I mean, I've seen people banned from
places and they'll because of their shock nature.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
Even I've seen people just do drugs on stage. And
I'm not talking about smoking the green you know, I'm
talking about like straight up snow people.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Have you've seen people do blow on stage?

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Okay? Anyway, you know, I've seen people getting banned for
what they say, going in too far and stuff. And
then I'm shadow band at some places I think really Facebook, No.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
No, I didn't mean like clubs don't ever use take
them shadow band.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
Yeah, maybe they just don't like using talent. Maybe anyway,
don't let's not get let's not get better. I'd be like,
can I can I be on that show?

Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Well, you should stop asking Prince. I should stop asking
Prince to open up for Prince anyways, but just just
you know, getting banned. But the fact that you're banned
means that people don't see you for whatever amount of time.

(01:14:26):
And I've seen people that have skated past their banning
because people forgot about them.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, or yeah they forget. They go away
for a while and then maybe a little different than.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Their maker or whatever, different name, different whatever, and then
they can get back to doing it. So it's like
the band never did anything to stop their behavior. So
that's kind of I'm not gonna say wild, I'm gonna
say interesting. No I didn't say I can't say it. No, No,
I didn't say it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
I can't say his word and didn't say I didn't
say it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
I didn't do it. You did it that you're good
at impressions, remember, no, ye? But yeah, So I guess
that's our tip is just like, don't do shock. I
don't know what is our tip. I don't know. Yeah,

(01:15:22):
I get yeah, I guess like.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
B edgy, fine, but don't you don't you don't you
don't want to shock the audience. I mean, I don't
see that. There's maybe a niche for that, and it's
probably at some place that has the word fest in
it and probably starts with like a filthy word that

(01:15:48):
I don't even you know, I don't even know like
horror fest okay, horror horror, you know, just something that's
just like degenerate, the worst of the Yeah, like yeah, like, yeah,
all right, all right, let's just say that. Then we're
just saying.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Because even like Dice, I wouldn't call him shock at
one point it was probably but initially, well, I mean
there's an element of shock, but it's not like today,
I put a little baby in the microwave and I
ate it. Hey, you know, like I've heard people say
stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
But no, I was just trying to be like Dice,
but you know, like it's just that's not the proper
way to cook a baby. Just like weird stuff, I
I like, it just feels dark, webby or you know,
like it's it feels illegal. I don't even not explain it.

(01:16:44):
I just ain't the greatest comedy tipe ever, But just
don't be that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Yeah, and if you are, find your niche go to
you know, Actually, this is a good point with that.
Because of that shock value, they don't get as much
stage time as most people, so they're not refined or professional.
Even they can't get to that level because they don't
get enough time to do.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
It and people are not going to be comfortable with
you on a show.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
Well, I mean it goes with any time, like if
you if when when we're having those talks about edie
comics and stuff, if people are getting up and leaving
because you're telling something you're not going to get okay,
well different. But I'm just saying, like if if people
are getting up and leaving the room because of what

(01:17:31):
you're saying, that's not encouraging yourself to get booked by bookers.
Like if a booker's watching you do that, they're not
going to book you on a show.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
And I guess granted too, I'm thinking about it a
little bit more. I think for those people it's more
of like a I don't even want to use the
word coffin ask because Andy Kaufman used to do a
lot of things just to entertain himself.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Sure, you know, and it might be that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
I don't think so. No, it's more of like the
like I feel like there's something more dark behind it, like.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Like maybe we should investigate them and see if there's
bodies in their basement and that yeah or.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Yeah, stuff on their computer yeah, or you know, like
there's always something about it that it's just like you're.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Not Maybe that maybe that's the thing there, they are
being genuine that's who they truly are. And maybe and
because there's got to be bad people for every good
person out there too, right like, yeah, the opposite. So yeah,
maybe maybe they maybe they are truly somewhere in a
parent parallel universe.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
There's a terrible terrible me, a terrible terrible you what everybody?

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Okay, fine, yeah, it's just not me. I'm not that one. No,
we're not in that one right now. We're in a
good one. Oh wait, we could switch, Well, we could
switch to be in the bad one all the time.
Well no, I know, no, I mean no, I mean yeah,
you could. It's probably it's in your nature. It's not
name and your vibration is all shitty. That'd be the lowest.

(01:19:00):
Oh yeah, I think I know a couple of people
that are in that probably that reality pretty well. Yeah,
I'm sure. I'm sure everybody does. And they go cock
a doodle doo hm hmm, crazy, that's how it goes.
And people.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Living in his foes Are we gonna get maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Are we gonna get nova to try to say goodbye
for us again. Now we're guys were saying it will.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Have him as a guest sometimes, like we'll literally have
him over there with the microphone pointed right at him,
and we'll see I have to talk one at a time,
because I think that's where I think where he gets
screwed up is like I'll say something like I'll be like,
say a hi to Cash and then he'll be like,
I got a high nova and then he's like, you
know that noise it makes it?

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Yeah, I don't like him.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
No, it's like a clicking.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
It's weird. I don't like him. I don't know languages.
It's Ai. It's the language.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
Oh yeah, So if you hear that outside your house,
run the eyes are coming from. Yeah, I'm probably communicating
with them right now.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
I don't even know it. They're probably sending an airstrike
on this.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
No, it's probably they They're probably like.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
You haven't been hearing all those planes? Yeah? I have.
Would you ever get in a blimp?

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
A blimp?

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
Yeah, like the Goodyear blimp before a hot air balloon. Okay,
I don't get in either, because.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
You can at least control a blimp and steer it
and stuff, but I don't think you can you steer
them hot air bloom.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
A little bit. I guess. I just am curious if
they make everybody wear like a parachute in general.

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
When you're in the blimp they used to have at
the fair. You could pay fifty dollars and they take
you up anyway tied to the ground, and then people
would pull you back down and then.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Yeah, yeah, the corn dog and a funnel cake, or
go up and down fresh and squeeze lemonade? Or do
I want to go straight up in a balloom? Okay?
So would you get on a blimp or no? Yeah,
I'm not okay, I think so. I mean, if it's

(01:21:25):
a reputable one, like good year. What if it's like okay,
you're like, it's like some guys like, hey man, I
just bought a blimp. It's average year if you want
to be in it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
What if it's a good month, good day?

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
It was good.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
If it was a good day, I'd be a little
nervous because they don't have the duration as a good year.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
They just have a good Are you riding in the
blimp for a month or year? No, you're riding in
it for an hour maybe and Australian good Day.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
M hm. I mean if it's just average, I mean
I would I would get down a the Goodyear Blimp
and it'd be like that was okay, should we hire
a blimp?

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
And for a show that we do is marketing? It's
like fifty thousand dollars or something, right, more than that
and we make three bucks or something with helium? Like
what are they filled with? I don't know, that's a
good question, all right, Well not hydrogen. We're gonna yeah,
you're definitely not with that. All right. We'll find out

(01:22:26):
the answer to that and then don't tell. Then we'll
tell everybody goodbye. Ok what are we looking up? What
is a blimp filled with?

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
Yeah? And if it responds back, I don't know, what
did you have for lunch today?

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
Well, you're right, glimps are typically filled with helium?

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
Man, could you maun just sucking on one of those?
You ever stuck on a helium blue?

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
It'd be funny if there was, Like the ads from
the Goodyear Blimp are always like please get That's.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
How it would be like you're up there. And also
there's a leak leak in the blimp and everybody's just talking.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
I think we need to go down. I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
There's a meek everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
Reframing like the screams that will be like so it'd
be like the funniest but most tragic.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Yeah. I think because the Hindenburger that was filled with hydrogen.
And I think that makes your voice go deeper. We're
dying voice.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
Yeah, they talk like that, that's why they sounded.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
So they'll turn into transformers autobots row them out. Yep,
just like that. Okay, all right, do you I think
I figured out how we're gonna say goodbye this week?
Do you want to say, like be like good we
love you? Oh? We just okay, okay, I just want
to do that. So next okay, what if you did

(01:24:09):
goodbye and helium voice and I did buy low hydrogen.
We're gonna do it like the long form. Ye yeah, yeah, okay,
so I'll do And this one's gonna be quick. It's
not gonna be like how we normally just go on
forever and I'm trying to figure out where the button is.
I know where the button is. That's why we do
it so long, because like where's the button?

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
So I know on episode, he's like, got it, all right,
So you're gonna be helium and he's like going, wow,
that's him, Like where I am?

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Yeah, all right, so you're the you're no, you're helium
and helium and you're hydrogen. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
And if we're wrong, it's whatever gas makes your voice
go deep because I know there's nitrogen.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
No, I don't know. I don't think so well, we'll
find it out. Hydrogen I don't know, are gone? Are
going to be? I think it's gonna be who cares? Well,
whatever it is, we're gonna learn. We're gonna learn some
science over the week and then I should know this,
but I don't. Okay, all right, So I'm gonna be
low argon, hydrogen, nitrogen, whatever, gas and you're heeling okay

(01:25:07):
all right? And then and then that's it. We're gone.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
We're gone until next week, next week, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
So and three two one.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
Sun ride bottle wits more than my sad believe your
body ball.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:25:35):
This has been a tape Deck Media production.

Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
Thank you for listening.

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