Move the Mic Stand - In Case of Emergency, Break Episode!

This episode is sponsored by: Fondy Axe Company

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🎧 Episode Description: This week on Move the Mic Stand, Ka$h Money Karl hits Dean with a heavy question: What would your final meal be? What starts as a goofy food convo turns into a surprisingly heartfelt dive into nostalgia, comfort, and the weird way memories are tied to meals.

In true KASH & Dean fashion, the duo also zigzag through a buffet of random topics—from childhood snack obsessions to hypothetical menu items only a man on the brink would dare to request. It’s funny, it’s honest, and somehow… kinda moving?
Pull up a chair—dinner is served.

Comedy Tip: Research! Stage Names, Shows, other comics!

Hosts:
Dean Berg
@dean_berg_comedy
https://www.deanbergcomedy.com

Check out Dean Berg Comedy’s showcase on TikTok! https://vt.tiktok.com/ZT2h9s7SR/?page=TikTokShop

Ka$h Money Karl
@kashmoneykarl
https://kashmoneycomedy.com
Move the Mic Stand is a TapeDeck Media production.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, everybody, it's Deanberg, co host of the Move the
Mic Stand podcast. I want to talk a little bit
here about our sponsor this week, Fondiax Company, located at
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(00:20):
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Step up too from Mike is Tom's Sean Dean car
We're crossing that line laughs of sculls. We're breaking the boat.

(01:07):
Season two's here. It's got a people, Tim comin t
Are you rid.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Book a band?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
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The Sky Comedy chicks laughing a spot Caesar to saga
a hotsta spot. Hey, everybody, how's it going. Welcome to

(01:51):
this week's episode of Move the Mic Stand podcast. I'm
your host Dean Berg, and with me always as my
co host, is Cash Money Carl. Hey, hey, Carl'll go
good good. How are you all right? I feel like
we just did this. Yeah, it's so weird. It seems
like that was the fastest week effort, the fastest week. Yeah,

(02:13):
hopefully neither of us die. Okay, yeah, we won't die.
We never die.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Now you say that, now you're drinking me. Why you
because I'm traveling.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Why do you get to be the lucky one.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Because I'm traveling.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh, you're right. Oh, you know what, You're right, And
now you can say that, you can start over. No,
it's okay.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
And now that you say this, because either way, I'll
be home probably when this airs or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
But well, if it was an air, then you'll be
the one that posted.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah. So if it doesn't air, I'm dead.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
So if it does, everything's fine.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah. So we're, you know, taking this trip for family
or union and stuff. And one of the messages that
was sent today was from the family group chat. A
new federal court fire shows that investigators believe the convicted
murderer and rapist known as the Devil in the Ozarks
has likely fled Arkansas. So now I have to look

(03:10):
out for this devil.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
But he fled, so you should be okay, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
But we have to get there still. So it's like,
what if he's at the truck stop that we just
haven't what's the BUCkies?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
What if he's at the BUCkies? What did you say
he was? He was a homicidal, suicidal, genocidal shout out
to saboo.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
It says he's the he was a convicted murderer and
rapist and he's known as the Devil in the Ozarks.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Wow, is like a Netflix special about that?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'll get another TV cred fine not not preferably that.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Wh is he not in jail? If he was convicted,
he escaped in Arkansas? Yeah, huh, that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
So if this doesn't air, I'm dead.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I need to bring my work club. We probably can't
get it on a plane though I'm driving. I don't
need to know. Well, don't put it in anything. Could
it need to conceal carry for a work club? Probably
need it, eh, it's so fun though, because the deuce
we need to post a picture of this. I think
we should. We should post some more of the actual studio.

(04:27):
I mean it is. We are blessed to have a studio.
Yeah yeah, I mean we got some things we could
change about it, Like we probably want to put in
some uh better, like soundproofing tiles that I bought three
months ago and haven't put up.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Probably put some quiet fans, especially if it's gonna get
hot this summer. Yeah, I mean it's a pretty hot day,
but I mean it's it definitely could be hotter.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I saw those little mini air conditioning things that put
ice cubes in and it's got good ratings, So I
don't know, let's try one. They're like twenty bucks. We
could try it, and it was it gonna hurt. Put
it right on the corner of the table facing us
at least.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, it might be a little loud, but maybe cool
down the space prior and then yeah, we could be
in February with the heat. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that'll worked fine.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, we could try that. Trans get to hunt here. Yeah,
once you get back from Microsoft. If I get back,
you'll get back.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'll get back.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, you know, we always go antiquing when we're down there,
so it's always fun to just see what kind of
stuff people had in their house before they died. Pretty
much is it's it's usually like full like estates. Some
of these booths. It's like an entire household. It's in
a booth, and you're like, what's how good easy got?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Do they have any of that done? Uranium glass?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah? You know, actually it's funny that you say that,
because we were just talking about that a few weeks
ago at my in laws house they had an uranium
glass dish and they didn't know. And I had a
black light that I used for for my counterfeit bills
now yeah, and uh yeah, and yeah, it was definitely
uranium glass. Yeah, people go crazy for that stuff. It's
fairly collectible. I mean, you don't really want to like

(06:08):
be eating it.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I don't want to eat of it. And when you
have a lot of it, you have to have a
special like display case, don't you. You don't have to,
it's just I mean, if you want to do if
you want tumors and growing weird.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I don't know, I don't know how much radiation.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
You're going to get enough if you have a lot
of it.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Sure, But I'm just saying most of the times you
see them in those special cases because those cases are
tricked out with black lights so they glow. It's more display.
But yeah, I could see that you need a lead
light display case.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Maybe maybe Matt Hardy's wife has a lot of it, rebby.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
How do you know that? How do you know she
has a lot of it? She posts on something or
no way, Yeah, stop me and Matt we're buds. Okay,
you're lying, all right?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh she posts about me?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Does she really?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I don't believe.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I can't believe anything that won't follow me? But she does? Well,
why would she follow? Not? Matt? Matt followed me, but
I got deleted. No, I don't know. I followed her
and she was doing like live and I was already
following her. This is my trick. I was already following her,
and she's like, oh, the next thirty people that uh follow,

(07:25):
don't yeh follow followed follow? I do that. I do
that sometimes to people's lives to get them to say
my name. Oh, say my name? Yeah, Tanya Davis is
that her name? She's gonna be at the Skyline in
a couple of weeks. She's a little person. She's been

(07:48):
my friend on there for a while and we've chatted
a couple of time. It's just about like because she
was She asked me one day like what do you
gotta do to get into the Skyline And I'm like,
you tell me, and she's like, you live there, and
I'm like, I know, I live there, and well I
go all over the place but not there, and well
you do.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Go there go the weekend for whatever reason.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Whatever, I'm over. But then the other day she was
doing her live and she's I was eating pistachios and
she was doing her live and then she was just
like saying everybody that was like, oh thank you for
the follow Oh thank you. So I unsubscribed and then
I re followed and she's like thanks Dean Berg Comedy

(08:34):
and then I did it again and she's just like okay, okay,
and she's like sometimes comedians like to amuse themselves more
than other people. And then I'm just like, yeah, that's
what I'm doing. And she's like, how's everything in Appleton
And I'm like that's not where I live.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
But okay, I mean you could say, like as far
as like comedy scenes, yeah, you're appleton full well.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I was gonna see, I can't remember what she's gonna
be here, but I was almost gonna say, hey, you
want to be on our podcast. But I know she
wouldn't come here. You don't know that. I don't think
she would be. She's gonna be anable. It's a drive and.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Maybe okay, fine, but it's well, where's I going with this?
There's something with the follows thing.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I don't know. We'll come back with the glass hardy.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Oh no, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
That's the party that we're going to start a wrestling
in comedy to her, Okayuna be called the delete. This
the delete up to her?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Okay, that's you know. I don't. I no longer have
that on my bills. I removed that.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I know you. I just got red. What's on your
bills now? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Me? Yeah, I know you're on. I know we're both
on there. I know I'm going to start getting calls
from the FBI.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yep, you're welcome and stuff. You do so via cash
money carl As so ship. Yeah, okay, they know they're
afraid of people. You're associated.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Well I thought we were friends.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Well I know, but they they don't do that, they associate.
But then you know, then then I'm gonna be like,
I don't know, talk to Janet, and she's gonna be
like cash money Cow, cash money Cow.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
That's because in our comedy church show it wasn't even
cash it was like call money coll.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh yeah, comedy comedy Cow. I don't know cash money carle,
I know cow many Cow, comedy cow.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
And his comedy was well that's something.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Well that was something that was kind of funny. Yeah, yeah,
that was that's a burn man. Still recovering from that one. Yeah.
And then she's like, they want to pay us. Yeah,
we talked about this already. Yeah, I want to spend
more time on Janet. Yeah, don't name your kid Janet.
No matter what orfice they came out of.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Wouldn't it be funny if I decided that we weren't
gonna use this episode and it would just moved into
like three years later, like this one just out of published,
like three years later, like we'll bank this one.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Then then all of a sudden, it'd be crazy if
people like new it'd be standing. Standard'd be like that
episode throwback episode, throw back throw back. This is our
emergency episode.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah yeah, in case of emergency, break the internet.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Break it, do it, break it. Just put this for
so if you get this, if this is published, if
I'm not murdered, if Cash is murdered, this wasn't the
emergency episode.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Emergency episode. Yep, ye to do things a little differently.
But we were not gonna break the fourth wall too much.
I think we're gonna break the four We're not.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
We're not gonna break We're not gonna break it.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
I'm not gonna I feel like I need to have
a voice to do. I need to have a voice
to do, and we just do an episode with just voices,
and I don't know what voice I can do that
would that would warrant me. I can do Elmo.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, getting more trouble than the freaking tornado one.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Okay, what about the mouse? I can do the mouse?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Oh the mouse? Yeah? You can't say his name?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, well, I mean I could say his name. I'm
a I'm a Disney character because of Yeah ABC, So
you're the princess. Yeah, I'm a Disney princess.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I don't know, Like what.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Am I by proxy. Mm hmmm. That might be a stretch,
but we can try. Huh.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Well, say say you're my say you're my brother, say
on air that you're my brother, and then you're the
brother of the princess.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I can't say the name of one of your brother
I get in trouble.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
What Oh. I remember when when I brought this up,
you You're like, I really do not like it.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I didn't say I didn't like you.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
You definitely said you didn't like I don't want this name.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I wanted to be Diamond Dean. No, no dollar daddy Dean.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah. I like that was funny, the literation to sound
like a pimp.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, so what it's like it was kind of supposed
to exactly because I mean, if the shoe fits, maybe.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
And you did usually have a dollar?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, at least one. Yeah, at least at least one,
at least that one. I like this microphone.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
We should probably do a comedy tip you think?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:55):
So what do you think? Uh? One thing that came
prevalent to us recently was.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
A podcast Get your shots, Oh oh, get all your shots,
stay up on your shots, staying new to your pets. Yep, okay, no,
but hepatitis for sure.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Just and it kind of ties back to a couple
of weeks ago, but just like, uh, we're doing a
little bit of research before you decide to name something,
I guess, so like.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
For yourself or if you're going to introduce somebody, like
kind of like if you're the host, kind of who
people are. Because that's why I was really impressed. I
did a show recently with somebody I had never met before,
but they didn't their research on me. Yeah, they knew
everything good host does. Yeah, they knew everything. So do
your research before you do that or yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
But I think this came prevalent to us though, is
because there was another podcast that was similar to our name.
Well yeah, and it's fine, but it's like, uh, you
really do want to have something unique. Yeah, like the
fact that we were already established and then use this
saying a similar name. It's like we're pulling from each

(15:04):
other's traffic, which might be a good thing.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, it probably helps all of us maybe.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, but I mean we're definitely building more like we're
more consistent, I think, with how often we're posting and
but yeah, but either way, it doesn't help both parties.
If you're close to someone else's name and people get
confused about it.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, So move the stand, Mike. Sorry,
get a new name, yeah, Mike, Yeah, Mike, Michael, mikel Loeb.
We should call the lobe, move the Michael stand, Michael, Yeah, Mike.
I used to have a boss and his name was Mike,

(15:46):
and then somebody was like, oh and they called him
Michael and I was like, don't call him that. They're like,
why he doesn't like it. I'm like, no, because his
full name is mike'sical. He goes by Mike for short.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, he hated it. When I say that the bird
liked it?

Speaker 2 (16:07):
That is that him?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
The bird? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Maybe he's following me around now you're telling me about
his new acting career. Yeah, he's like, now I'm a
laser babe. Someone does like a sound effect and they're like,
it's my lightsaber and then they go pew pew pew
and it really makes it agitates.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Me actually a lot, because lightsabers don't make that noise. Right,
that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Now, sheath it. That's pretty good. The to the the
to the was too slow, like it's it's instantaneous. That
was a little too fast, like you were already before

(17:01):
it was out.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Of the shop. You do both at the same time.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
You just you just gotta work on the timing. Put
it away, Okay, don't hurt anybody. What color would your
lightsaber be?

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Pink?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Now, I'm just kidding out said.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
The first color. You say, that's what you get.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
There's a pink one. I go green.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
There could be a pink one.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
It's mine's not's green?

Speaker 2 (17:26):
No, no, yours just pink.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
I just saw Carl. I saw the pink lightsaber. Yeah,
you don't have a little kid, was like, that's what
breaks the internet. I saw Carl's lightsaber. He's pink light
caper right now going to jail.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
We're both going to jail. Yeah, they're great.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Cool be bunked right next to the the Arizona Devil.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, that guy, the Devil of the Ozarks. Yeah, it's
gonna it's gonna murder me. I wonder watch. That's the
only thing I was gonna say. He's that's the only
thing he listens to laughing. Yeah, he's like I'm gonna
get him.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, I hope it's like a like a batman.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
You're hoping that.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
No, no, no, no, no no no, I'm saying I hope
it's like a Batman versus Superman thing, where like he's
like you're in the rain and he's like gonna kill you,
and then you know and then you say like Carl
and he's like cash my car. I know, cash my car?
You know, Batman versus Superman. When they say Martha, he's like,
your name, your mom's name is Martha. My name, my

(18:29):
mom's name was Martha.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Do I can't fight you no more?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
We're friends.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Santina Morella's back again.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
We're friends. We're friends. Man.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
I want to see more movies like like The Naughty Professor,
like how Eddie Murphy was like several of the characters. Yeah,
I want more movies like that. Who else does that?
Mike Myers, Sam doesn't do that.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
He doesn't do.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Mike Myers did what for Austin Powers?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Right?

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, there needs to be more movies like that. Dana
Carvey did it for Master Disguise, but that was the premise.
He didn't like him.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Really, I don't think I did. Oh, come on, turtle,
That's the only thing I remember is the turtle. No,
that's all I remember. Okay, it's the only really the
only thing you remember. Yeah, no, no, that's a different movie.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
That's the pest.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
I was like, was he like dancing in the shower
and he was like fart and he's like one stinky didn't.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
No, but would fit?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
That was? That was the pest with John, Likeimo.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Said the sloth, Yeah that's how.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah he was, Uh, it's not the past. He's like
this annoying guy and it's like a typical nineteen nineties
early two thousands, like.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
The jerk was uh Steve Martin, Yeah, yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
But I just went in the credits at the beginning,
he's dancing in the shower and then he farts like
once or twice. He's like one stinking Is it worth
it for me to watch this? Go ahead?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Don't say go ahead like if you must, like.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
If you must?

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Is it gonna rank up there with Nope? That's a
good way to put it, all right, Nope.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
I don't know what you're gonna say, but nope.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
What do you think about that new Jurassic Park now
that more commercials have come out for it?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I don't think i've seen it? No you have? Oh no,
oh man, it looks pretty. Is it like the gory one?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
It's Jurassic Park, of course.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
That's like actually, like the book is like way goarier than.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
I mean, probably not, but definitely more of the water creatures,
which those ones freak me out the most, I think.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Please.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah, and the Moses source, the one.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
That's like a shark, gator alligator monster.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Well, just and how big it is?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
I like, I like how the source is nice. That's
what Lockness Monster is.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah, essentially, but still they're still not like revealing everything
obviously want people to watch a movie. But they have
a new battie for the like you know how every
single one they get a bigger batter t rex one.
So this one's got like two sets of arms and
it looks kind of like mammalish four arms. Well kind

(21:16):
of That's what I always kind of thought was the
giant sloth, Like if you go to the Field Museum
in the Chicago two arms, Like yeah, I know, yeah,
but if you go to the museum, like we go
to the Field Museum in Chicago, they have an exhibit
with a giant sloth.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Does it have that many arms? No, it's a.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Normal amount, but I'm just saying it kind of resembles it.
Face structure kind of is like almost like a gorilla
mixed with the t Rex in my opinion, Like you
should watch the New trailers.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Maybe I've seen that. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
And it likes to play with the victims instead of
with ye like it's toying with them, like like it
knows that the guys screwed.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
I thought it like catches you and it's like, ok
now we're gonna play Monopoly.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
It already has park place.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, yeah, I get boardwalk and park place.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Ha no.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
My nappoly no no no no, no no no no, no,
keep going. I was just gonna.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
See.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
That was good time. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Perfect. Did you ever get a letter back from George
Lucas about our Chewbacca hiccup question?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yeah? What do you say hiccups out of his butt?

Speaker 2 (22:49):
You got a butt thing?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
They think I was gonna say his pe hole, but
but it came out in still Okay, I like my microphone,
that's my beard. What are you today? Nothing? Nothing? Ice cream?

Speaker 2 (23:13):
I got ice cream?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
High yeah, a little bit of ice cream, A little
bit of whatever, okay, whatever else I got in there?

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Do you have a ice cream pint coozy. No, so
it's like just a little insulated thing so you could
put it around your ice cream ice cream pint.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
No, but that'd be cool. You should get one. Did
they make them?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah, they make them.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
That's a thing.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, it's a thing. I'm not that creative.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
What did we put out, like a couple episodes or
somebody trying to.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Make remember I need a belly button, you know that,
But we put out something else I don't remember. But
they have like special coolers for traveling with ice cream too.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah. I get these bags that like go keep ice
cream really super cold for three hours. Yeah, and ithn't
special butt and they're not like super thick or nothing,
but they work.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Yeah, but you should get you need a coozy, I think,
especially if it was branded for work or just comedy
comedy couzy, you should just give out ice cream at
every show. You should be scooping ice cream. I remember
doing show up in the up at the Sidina station
and I'm standing right next to their ice cream like
ice cream service bar. I thought about it, but I

(24:28):
was like, ah, it'll be too clumky. But I almost
was gonna serve myself some ice cream during my set, like,
just go over all. I want to scoop of that,
scoop of that. If I told them that afterwards, they're like, yeah,
you could have done that, it would have been fine. Really,
just take the microphone with me, all right, let's see
how many scoops of this do we want and just get.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Some people maybe fun I get I Actually I probably
should stop eating ice cream, eat like so much of
it now.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Eat more.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Like well, I was like, if I eat a lot
of ice cream, will my body be so used to
the fat it won't even like process it anymore. It'll
just like you'll pee out ice cream. No. I just mean, like,
you know, like there was a fat diet for a
while where it was like eat lots of fat, lots
of fat, lots of fat, because then your body's gonna
have so much fat it's not going to store it anymore,
and you're gonna lose weight.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Isn't that kind of the point of Keto?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Maybe? Okay, I think it's just Keto's just don't eat bread,
no sugar.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
It's fruittally the sugar part.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, yeah, you can't even have ice cream and Keto
I know, so why be to make Keto ice cream,
but trash you it's trash. It's like a bunch of cardboard.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
I don't I don't think those like fat diets really work,
to be honest, Like, no, what keto does, well, I
mean it works, but it's not sustainable in my opinion.
I'm not a doctor, so don't take my word for people.
But I'm just saying, like, I know me. If I
did Keto and tried it, yes, I might lose some
weight initially, but man, boy, am I gonna be wanting

(26:05):
those carbs so bad that when I do finally be like,
you get the keto flu or whatever, Well, you're supposed to.
That's how the ketones ketosis ketosis. Yeah, it starts right,
you're supposed to get sick, and that's like kind of
the initiation. But like I'm just saying, like I know me.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Because that's how all health starts. Getting sick.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, well you start. It's a reset button.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I know, I know me. You know me.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
You know that, I know me.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah. The Tropic Thunder.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
You can't make that movie today. No, that movie's wild.
But yeah, I like saying wild multiple times, that wild movie.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
It was sure wild, man, that's wild. Yeah anyway, sorry.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Like I would know, like, yeah, it would probably work
and I would lose some weight yep. But then I
would be like, well, I lost weight, so I don't
need to do the diet anymore. I can have carbs again.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
I go so hard on the carbs, like it would
double up.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Well, and then people that I know that are on it,
they're I was like, oh, I can tell, like, kemno keytosis.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
It's like a super super state.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Well yeah, yeah, like meditative sta like yeah or something
like oh, I can tell I don't know what I ate,
I'm a mono keytosis.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
And then you got to start all over again.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, And I don't know. I thought about trying it, but.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
I feel like a lot, right, I feel like there's
there's definitely something to it. Like it's saying, you know,
the the lesson I take from this, Okay, maybe don't
have as many carbs, right, but I'm not going to
completely eliminate carbs.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
As soon as you have one, you're not in keytoses anymore.
And that's the whole essential thing about losing the weight.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
I know for Keto. But I'm just saying, like, Okay,
there's something to be said about having way too many carbs.
Cut back on some carbs, maybe have some more protein instead.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
I don't know. I would probably like go on keto,
lose a bunch of weight and then bam, tapeworm or
I'd have something else wrong with me.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Well, the tapeworm would mean you can have whatever you want,
just don't drink warm milk or something so like kills him. No,
I feel, isn't that what like the why not even
a wife say, I think it's true.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
I don't know. I'm not a docu bullshit story.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Drink like some more milk in it, like out of
your mouth.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
See, that's almost like the bullshit story. My sixth grade
teacher told us. He said when he because he's I
don't know if he was really in Vietnam. Did I
already talk about this? Maybe? I think I talked to
somebody about it. But he said he he would always
show us he had a big belly, and he would
always show us the scar on his belly. No, I
know I didn't tell a lot of people that part,
but he said he got it.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Showing the scars on his belly.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Well, he would show us all, and he said it
had something to do like he got something happened and
then he hid in a fox hole and all this
other stuff, and he was telling kids this story for
like generations. And then I was just like, kind of
looks like when my cousin got his appendix out, same
scar and he just stared at me, like you son

(29:10):
of a bitch.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
But he could say, well, his thing was he was like, oh,
people in Vietnam.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
We're in Vietnam.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
We get tape worms all the time. And because they
had put these poops, and they put the poops in
the traps, and then you step in the trap and
it gets in your foot and then get infected. And
sometimes when you're cleaning out the poops, you get tapeworms.
And so you talk about tapeworms in Vietnam, and you
would always be like, we always had to dangle a
piece of raw hamburger over somebody his mouths, and as
soon as we saw a tapeworm coming up, prot we
started pulling them out and pulling do this thing was

(29:44):
like pulling them out, pulling them.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Out, kind of like the thing with like magicians on
the a couple of episodes.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
That's why I thought maybe we talked about this but yeah, no,
and he was was telling that story and ship well
it broke my no mic because I keep thinking it
can turn this way and it can't. It's crooner mic.
But it's third place the gold. Sometimes bronze is worth

(30:13):
more than gold in the metal markets. Okay, yep, I'm
sure of it.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Just not on the podium.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Baby. It's not real gold. You know, you only get
a bronze. I mean a uh, copper metal, because that's copper.
It's not people are gonna say I steal it.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
It's copper. Pennies, pennies on the dollar.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah, I don't think it's copper. It's bronze. No, it's
not bronze. It's copper changing it.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
The metal is bronze. So and you said it was bronze,
so that means it is the third place copper. Okay.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Tested. I just tested it. It's conductive. I'm gonna use
it to make a Tesla coil and travel the do
you in my Testla coil? Coper it's brass. It's brass.
It's brass. Looks like it's brass. Hi Hi, So you

(31:14):
don't know there he is. I'm just here. When I
was talking about the tapeworm. When you hardly reacted, you're
just like Jews.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
That's a reaction that's more than I normally do. Normally,
I'm just like, yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
The Carls, the cash money Carls. Did we break the
Internet yet? Probably? I don't know. Probably when I talk
about tapeworms and my teacher's belly with the scars, and
then I don't tell people about it. Now everybody knows
now he was actually a really cool teacher. His name
was mister Fritch. Shout out. Maybe I don't know what

(31:52):
he's alive. Oh, I mean, I don't know any of
my teachers. I don't think i'm alive anymore. I'm in
my college professors and stuff. Maybe some more younger, but
my grade school teachers were all old, a lot of
more nuns. It's where I learned how to fight. They
would always watch WWE. Back then it was called ww
F or A w A or war was the other

(32:15):
one in w A, not the wrestling.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Anytime we bring up wrestling at all, it's not even
at this point. It's not even that you you know
that you're doing. It's just a natural reaction. The channel
macho man.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
You can't sound like the monchre man.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
You can't help it. You just can't help it.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
And then we o something match Man today. Yeah it
is my mancho man, Mike, No, it's monche king.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
What cup coffee in the morning?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
You But it's evening.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
I know when your goales. It don't matter.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Everything's evening, brother, Yeah, whatever, it will be a ghost
probably am already. I feel like it most days.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
All right, welcome to move the mic stand with just
cash Money Carl and his imaginary ghost Dean. He's just
doing all the it's just me doing all the vices.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
You jumped from your seat over to here and back
and then try to laugh at them both at the
same time.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah, nobody needs Nobody could see it, so it's like
I could. This is all just me. I'm so good
I could do multiple things that once. It's a soundboard.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yep. I hope it's sounding really good. I feel like
it is. Yeah, I feel like it's sounding a lot better.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
So you have a pink light, saybering, getting back to that, Yes,
you have a pink one.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
No, mine green.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
No, you can't be green because mine's green, cash money
green and.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah, but that's not why screening. What a green light
saper means wisdom? Yes, boom, it's a blue one.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Purty protector protector, Yeah, a night yes, policeman kind of okay, Okay, yellow,
I like yellow.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Kit Fisto had a yellow lightsaber, yes, and it was
supposed to be the only one. But they didn't. They changed.
They changed that Prince Slales was yellow. She didn't count
and then ray yellow one that actually mine would probably
be purple.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Now you ain't, no, mace Windu you seume ad he's
the only one?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Was he the only one with a purple? No? What
about a dark What about the dark sav That was
a one of a kind?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I got one once and then I had to because
you can only win it by combat, and so I
had to beat up the delivery guy to get it.
Sorry guy, sorry FedEx, Dave.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Wait see do you actually have one?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Did you have them?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
No? No? I was going to order one one, but
then I realized that I have to fight the delivery
guy to get it because you can only win it
by combat. That's okay, I know, just do it look
cool in here?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
You got a war club dark?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Say you get right above right there on the window.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah, it would be sweet.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
It would be sweet. Actually, I do still like one
thing that I want to buy like that, you know,
you buy something that you're kind of like, what are
you going to do with that? I don't know? Is
I do want to buy like a really fancy like lightsaber,
like some of the cool ones you see, oh.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Like the legit like eight hundred dollars one?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, why not? Just go ahead treat yourself, Dean, I
will eventually. We don't got that much time left. I
got enough.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
No, the devil of the Ozarks coming for you too.
We're yeah, we're he's scared of my green lightsaber? Pink
lightsaber screen?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Where would a pink lightsaber be Carl's's rainbow? Okay, rainbow lightsaber?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
I think if confusing because then it's like, how do
you a mood ring lightsaber? Isn't that kind of what
happens when they bleed them?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Kind of? Right? Does that make it turn red? Well? Right,
because the bleeding is from bleed the tyate crystal right,
because you put your anger and all your right, So it's.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
You you're not necessarily turned, but you're turning right.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
No, you're you're bad. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
The point in overturn.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
No, okay, because Darth Vader came back. Yeah, you don't
see any good guys with a red one unless they
pick one up.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
But then they could heal it.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Right. What's even harder than leading it to be a
red one is to make it be a white one,
like a soskatannel a purity. That would be purity kind
of yeah, pretty much. Probably some Superstar Wars geek worse
than us. Then that's out there, like.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
No, yeah, TV, they're listening to us on their TV.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
I do sometimes, Oh, okay, I have Spotify. I'm on
TV and then Maverick looks at he goes daddy, He's like,
look is data. Yep, there am on TV and he
wants it to move and it's not moving.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
And then you just put the ESPN clip on repeat.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
It might happen sometimes. I was actually doing that with
him yesterday. I was going through just all kinds of
videos and he's like, it's data is data. But I
ain't gonna tell you one thing, though, I'm gonna tell you.
I do that all the time on you. I shouldn't
say that.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah, I think I think you're you're just so excited,
like you're like it's taboo.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Well, I'm just saying when you say that, sometimes I
do when you.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Say like I shouldn't say it, and none, you're like,
it's fine, it's just it sounds.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Like no, no, no, it's not He's naught. He was just
We're going through all these videos and stuff, and then
all of a sudden, I get to one and it's
like la la la Lava Chicken, Steve Lava Chicken, and
he's like dada, and I'm like, it's.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Not dead man. I think I think you have I
think you have to meet Jack.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
I think him and I need to do a movie together.
It's like you carried, I want to do like a
buddy movie. It's gonna be well, actually, no, I've already
been told that me and Robert supposed to do a
buddy movie.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
What the heck? You're being it too, and there's not
a buddy.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
You'll be the guy that you'd be, like the hook Bruno.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
What now we need to do a buddy Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah, I need lots. Well, basically, when we're on the
way to one of the last shows.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
You already started, you already a script and every o.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
No, it was brought up by the comedian that was
sitting in the back seat, like I would watch this
buddy movie because when Rob and I travel now, we
don't argue, but there's definitely discrepancies about what's on the GPS.
What oh, I guess you don't turn there? Or why

(39:24):
are you turning? You're going down the wrong way? Okay,
wrong way down the highway.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
That was a callback to like episode.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Too, I almost killing them all? All right, Yeah, were
you along on that one? No? No, what the hell?

Speaker 2 (39:38):
I was just there in spirit. I'm not allowed to
be on shows with you anymore.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I guess, yes you are. I have one coming out.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
I know we have several compending on when this airs.
We have several coming up. Actually we do, well, I
guess maybe we should bring up.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
To bring them up. Well a couple. Well, let's just
because then if we post this in like September, people
be like, what, No, let's just.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
I guess the only one that's really like coming up
that's one hundred locked in with two. Well, I'm just
saying for June. Yes, yeah, we'll get to July. When
we're closer to July. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna compete in
Oshkosha's funniest comedian June.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah, yeah, and I'm gonna go Yeah, you're gonna watch me. Yep.
I might do a total baller move when it's my turn.
What's that? I can't tell you why because it won't
be baller if everybody.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Knows, well, we can't use props, not props, not a prop.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Nope, you're gonna go naked, aren't you? No without a dad?
Have a prop?

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Oh that would be two baller moves.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, yeah, and a pink light saber prop prop prop disqualified. No,
I don't know. It's working on some stuff.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Maybe some new stuff.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Well I'm always working on new stuff.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
But you're gonna do new stuff for a competition.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Oh my, oh wow, that's it up there?

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Hold on, wait for it, wait for it. Oh you
you blew it? I lost connetation. That's pretty good. Yeah,
but you blew it when when it really mated.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
You are going to do the lightsaber bit archie.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
No, that would be kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
I'm just doing do it the R two squeal?

Speaker 1 (41:28):
No, that's no. Yeah, I'm not doing it. Not on here?
Why do they do that in here? Just to impress people?
You do a very good art and if you want
to see it, come to the show. Yeah, okay, it's
almost always something I do, almost find always, but almost

(41:48):
always find.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
He's got a good point. Yeah, now I'm just hyping
it up at this point. I mean, I'm okay, if I
don't do it, let's be the hermit again.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Oh yeah, I got in trouble for that. I do that.
Jess was going through a roundabout right when a semi
was flying from line past right and the like I
was supposed to know that was gonna happen. He timed
it perfectly. They did in the inter space.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Because you're in all the timelines.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
I mean all the time I was Buddy Buthar doing
I haven't heard, I haven't anything like, I.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Just junk timelines. He's like, screwy.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I was actually gonna message him. You don't. You don't
use the internet or email or anything. But I was
gonna message him just like yo, yo, you're gonna you're
gonna I'm gonna tell him pathical. I was gonna tell
him that there's an alien down here name Marcus. It's
been taking over ship and he wants to get better,
get it here and be better than find Jimbo James. Yeah,

(42:46):
I don't think that was really Jimbo James he found
in that episode. Yeah, I don't know either. It's kind
of weird. Now I ain't gonna lie, they're not as
fun anymore. Yeah, I feel like before it was very
much organic.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah. Yeah, Now it feels scripted, which is not not
Maybe it's a bonus tip, maybe that's how we're breaking
the internet. But like, man, I hate I hate when
people's uh stand up feels scripted opposed to conversational. Yeah,
especially my favorite one. I mean it was funny, but
not the way that they intended it when they asked

(43:19):
the audience a question and then they don't even let
them respond, and then they go right into the bit.
Oh oh, I love those like is anybody here use
a microwave?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
So I was using a microwave the other day they
don't have Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
That makes me laugh every time, not in the way
that they want, which I think is why they keep
doing because they think then people think it's funny, but
it's not, because it's because like just steamrolled.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Over yeah the ground. And then yeah, because I know
I know exactly what you mean by like scripted ones too,
where it just seems like they just memorize the script. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Yeah, And maybe maybe that's why I'm not next leveling
up myself or.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Something because I don't do that. I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
I'm just saying like I don't ever want to have
it specifically word for word. And I know, like when
you look at like the TV special type comedy and
stuff like that, yeah they are they know all their
pauses everything.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Right, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
I still feel like, even no matter what level, I
just want to be that organic.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Like, yeah, I did a show and there was this
like married couple that was there and they were like
in they were supposed to be comedy and it was
so scripted, like it wasn't even like they were just
talking back and forth rama class. Yeah, it was just
like which is.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Entertaining in its own way, but I feel like I
don't connect to it as much.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Yeah, like you ruin our dinner parties, I do when
we say let's have a toast and I bring toast
in butter, and then it's like, yeah, that that's really
a real bit. I made that up right now, That's
why it was terrible.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Well, you gotta bring toast. I love butter, cinnamon sugar toast.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I know we've had this problem for him.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
I think I think, well, I think that would be
part I think that would be part of like, uh,
my last meal, it would have to be in there,
butter cinnamon sugar toast. Have you ever thought about what
our last meals would be? Do you ever see that
thing that show on YouTube?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Well, what's your last meal would be?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
You mean like ire we in jail or dying? Oh?
I probably be so dying. I don't want to eat.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
No, you can eat as much as you want, but
then die. Yeah, So it's like it's it's your your
son off.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
So we're like the goldfish yea of the death community
because goldfish will eat themselves. Death teak him too much. Yeah,
I don't know, there's too many things. I like that's
that you can have.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
It's multiple courses and stuff like that. But like bil,
tell a story, Tell a story with your your meal.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Right, we're gonna have them smelt.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
You're gonna have some smelt. Yeah, Okay, do you love smell?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
I do? Okay, that's why way Wisconsin fish fry, there's
gonna be some smelt, some blue.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Gils, all of them have smelt. Bluekills more common.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
I know, but I'm just saying that's what I would pick.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
So do you normally look for a fish ry that
has smelt?

Speaker 1 (46:21):
I love as long as they're like not so when
you get like battered smelt. A lot of times they're
like these little smelt and they're the way they batter them.
They all look the same and it just doesn't look right. Okay.
I don't like that as much. They taste okay, but
they're not. I like it when they're like swimming edgy edgi.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Yeah, what do you mean, like they're telling jokes that
they can go to get a booked on a show.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
No, I mean like like they're all different shapes and
some of the yeah, and some of it's breaded really.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Well and some it's not. Maybe like variety. You don't,
you know, you don't want to consist. Didn't see, No,
that's what.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
If they are consistent, I might get them if I'm
in the mood for them. But they take like they're manufactured.
Like you can tell they were they were fish, they
were pre breaded, they were you know, in a factory
or whatever, and they frozen.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
You like the the ununit like My.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Brother and I were out on a pier into rivers
with a lantern and we had a smelting net and
we're catching them and we're getting buckets full, and then
we got scissors at home. We're just cleaning thousands of
them and then the next day they're amazing.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Hold on a second, what there's a specific net for smelt.
I've never been smelt fishing.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
You can't get them anywhere, which as used to because
I think they're maybe a little bit they're not endangered,
but they're definitely not as plentiful. I haven't gone in forever,
but we would go with like ice cream buckets, and
there's a couple of times, like you know, when you
go late, it's gotta be dark, you know, like a lantern, Okay,
and then we wade for them the come in and

(48:02):
throw the nut up, put them out, put them in
your bucket. And there was a couple of times that
we each filled our ice cream buckets with like two poles. Wow,
pulled it, brothers pulled it. Minds foot Okay, let's go
home and clean them.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
And like you just said, you just cut them up
with scissors, Like, how do you actually prepare them?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Like so you cut off that. Some some people leave
the heads on.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
But yeah, I saw that one time at a fish
fry when I was like, I don't know if I
want to try that.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
I wouldn't. I'd probably still eat them, but it's.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Kind of like sardines and anchovies that kind of freaked
me out when with the heads on.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
I know that they post to. But yeah, you just
cut off the head and then you take the scissors
and goes up the belly and then clean them up
and thenvery they go nice. Okay, bread them, batter them whatever,
de fry them and delicials, chef's kiss, delicios, the smelts.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
You have anything else with your last meal.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Or I said, Blue Gill. Okay, So that's how it
would start. Okay, so we get multiple courses.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
You can make courses you want. I mean you can
literally have a hundred if you want, but reasonable because
you're not going to eat a hundred courses and I
mean that would kill you.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
So it might it might start out with a like
a fish fry.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
I'm just saying, there's no budget on your gill.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Okay, Bill Gill smelled French fries, you know, the rye bread,
the whole What kind of French fries we're talking about?
Crinkle cut? Yeah? Usually okay, but if they're they're the
right the kind like the beer battered, because they can
be pretty great too. So but you're going crinkle cut, yes,
I think just just imagine.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
That you're having like the chef that prepares it exactly
the best way that you like it. So so still
crinkle cut. Are you saying some good beer battered one?

Speaker 1 (49:50):
I think the beer battered ones actually, yeah, okay, yeah,
I think that's what I go with. And then the
Rye bread, the marble Rye bred, the bottle I always
the I do. I sometimes make a little sandwich out
of a couple of them to.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Come with me and have my Rye bread and coleslade.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I don't do any of that.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
And and so I am dying like this, why I'm
having this meal? I would probably fall off the wagon
and be like, give me a brandy old fashioned sweet
that's fine. Yeah, I'd probably have that with it, okay,
And then probably that freaking bird that's making all the
noise room you can't he's not ruining it. He's the guy.

(50:29):
I mean, we don't want to go. If we don't
want to go forever, we should probably.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Oh we could, we could finish this conversation for the
next course has to be some bomb ass tacos. Bomb
ass taco, bomb ass tacos. Okay, so explain what bomb
ass tacos like?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Kick ass delicious? I don't know what to explains.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Is that corn tortillas or the flower tortilla, all of it.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
There's all kinds. There's bombs, the hard shell, soft shell,
that bird is fired up for a corner? Is it?

Speaker 2 (51:07):
What kind of meat is it? Variety of meats.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Jesus steak, steaks, make some chicken al pastor, okay, carnitas.
So just yeah, but like authentic to you know, like
like yeah, the ones you make at home, but like
bomb ass.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
And then is that the word of the day. But
that's my That's how it like the only way you
can describe it. I've been chasing, you know, the feeling
like you get some bomb ass tacos and it's just
that feeling and chasing that feeling for a long time.
So where did you have bomb ass tacos that is
making you want this as part.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Of your It might be it might not exist. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
No, don't you hate when you eat a food and
you're like, oh, I know, and then you don't know.
But then you go back to the same place and
it's not as good as you all the.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Time, the place that doesn't happen Wendy's.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
You're gonna have some Wendy's burgers or yeah, you're gonna
have a full Wendy's, like selection sampler, bacon there, Frosty, Frosty,
you have.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
More fries yep, yeah, because the fries are really good.
But Dave's double, Dave's doubles in there? Are you chill
of each of these? You're going myself to death like
a gold fish? Like my end is and no, the end?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
But does that ruin the uh? Like, oh, like I'm
about stuff ready to explode. I can't enjoy this bite
of whatever else.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
It's gonna be just like like one of my kids
one time, he's lack dose and tolerant and he, uh,
we were getting some ice cream like I don't know,
culvers or something I remember, and I was like, you
better take some of the lact aid and stuff or
you're gonna have some problems. Nope, Nope, I didn't bring

(53:06):
it forgot and then he was laying on the couch
in pain, just writhing like well and that's what he said.
And then and he's just like oh, and I'm like
you should have took the lack, you know.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
And I was like, okay, what else you got on there?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
I don't know, probably I'm probably fool with then.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
No desserts, snacks.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
No, no, I don't know. Desserts are is? My desert
to go to is almost always like ice cream or
like a something with ice cream? What's fine? Have something
with ice cream? What do you? You're having a banana split?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Ye? What's what?

Speaker 1 (53:43):
What from a banana split? From a place in Two
Rivers that closed? Big wallis open? And then and then
they're gonna be like how you feeling And I'm just
gonna throw up or whatever. I'm gonna feel like, Okay,
everything is clear. I'm hungry again. And then they're gonna
get me a monster burger from Rusties and uh strawberry malt.

(54:05):
Hold on, I forgot all about Rusties.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Hold on.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
All the people in Two Rivers right now, they're gonna
be the whoa Rosters? Who I forgot about that place?
Big wallis.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Let's go she got saw all three people in two rivers.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yeah. Uh, Rusties and big Walleies got me fat when
I was little, and I stayed that way ever since. Well,
I used to be kind of ripped.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
We gotta we gotta break down some of these things
that you already said. So, uh, banana split, what what's
your banana split consistent?

Speaker 1 (54:35):
So the Big Walles banana spla It was like this
bowl and it had probably six or eight scoops ice
cream in it, different flavors, all the same, no different.
There was like there was custard, okay, so there was
like chocolate, there's vanilla. There's one that was in there.
I swear it was like a colada splits yeah. Yeah,

(54:56):
And I mean there was pineapple on it, yeah, and
strawberry and fudge and you forgot. No, the bananas were there,
but they weren't. They were chopped. They weren't split, which
is weird.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
But so it's a banana chopped. It's like a chop cell.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
It's like a chap salad. It's a dairy chap salad
with that bananas. That's what it was, okay, Yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
You would have that whole thing by yourself or was
it something to eat.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
This is my death. Why do you got to keep
it that? You know I can't eat all that. I'm
just curious. I want to know. I want to know
it's me. No, I'm sharing the people.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
No, I'm just saying in general, because I've never had
a wall. He's been splint and I never will.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Right because they're close closed another's place there where it
used to be. It was a subway for a little
while and now it's called Screaming Conuts or something like that.
It's a place where they serve ice cream inside of
the nut. Cool. That sounds cool. I think that place
is still win with some seventeen year old girl opened it. Interesting.
It's Home of the ice creams You know that Home
of the ice Cream Server was invented really yep by

(55:56):
Dave P. Sunday and I don't remember the guy's name,
but it was. Yeah, there's another city that was trying
to contest that, and somewhere in Europe that was trying
to contest it. But the earliest ice cream scent Europe,
it doesn't count. The earliest ice cream ye, it was Gelato.
The earliest ice cream Sunday was Durors. They have Sunday

(56:16):
Fest all the time. Oh that's cool. You can go
there and buy Sundays. Not the greatest ice cream that
they do for it, but it's still fun.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Yeah. When I grew up in Illinois, there was a
place called Colonial Cafe. Yeah, and they would do their
their big like claim to fame, Sunday was called everything
about the Kitchen Sink. I ever heard of that, but
it was literally in a kitchen sink. They made kitchen
sink like dishes yep, to hold it and it was

(56:45):
a huge one. This was a share share with people.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Sunday it was it was strawberry ice cream. I think
the only reason I thought of that is because I
think it was a big wall. Is that when you're saying,
like in a kitchen sink, they had this giant bowl,
like a huge mixing bowl like gett a bakery, and
it had I think that's the same place I might

(57:08):
be malgaming. Is that the word amalgamated? Sure? Yeah, A
bunch of them the game. Yeah, it is the easier
word to say, so I think this sounds smart.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Yeah, it kind of helps if you know what the
word is.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
It's amalgamated. No, amalgamation is what you do a little
known there man, and uh, it's like this big bowl
and I think they would fill it up and put
cream and stuff and then they would it was like
the big Balli's challenge, okay, and then they'd ring a
bell like I don't know, I don't remember. Did you

(57:43):
win a T shirt? Well, my cash prize you got.
I think you got something you didn't have to pay
for it. I knew that. I don't think I ever
actually signed anybody do it. But every time my dad
would take me there after taek window and my little
fat ten year old ass was getting fatter and fatter,
and I would go and I would always be like Dad,

(58:05):
I'd do it, and he's like are you And I'm
like are you winning some yeah? Are you winning? You're
gonna do it?

Speaker 2 (58:14):
And you do it?

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Do it?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
No, And then I'd be like, I'm gonna do it.
And then you'd be like, no, you're not not wasting
my money. And then we'd be like, well, how are
you gonna win? And I'm like, I'm gonna let it
all melt and I'm gonna drink it. Not a strategy.
That's what I used to do with the chili. You
would make I wouldn't melt it because you didn't have
to melt chili, but they'd have a big freaking bowl,

(58:38):
like a mixing bowl in the refrigerator, uncovered because food
safety in the eighties was different.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
This is the origin story of Dean's career. And he
had one too many cups of uncovered.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Chili chili, and I would like, nobody would be looking,
and I'd be like, because it was like chili soup,
that beans and hamburger and elbow macaroni and what they
do that over there? Okay, okay, the lake they do that.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
I'm alright with it. Yeah, but don't just but it
don't don't make it a surprise. It was like chili soup.
It wasn't thick or anything.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
And I just left and they'd be like, we're on
a chili go with a coming and coming on at five?

Speaker 2 (59:34):
What do you sound like? H like the witch lady and.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
I don't know where the knights would say me a
shrubber no, and then uh, I would just so maybe
some of my dad's chili.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Then I guesskay that you also mentioned something called a
monster berger. Yeah about that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
They're like, so they were unique because it was like
these fresh monster Yeah they made the monsters. They probably
made out of monster balls because they were like two.
They were like two patties connected. Like you can't see
this at home, but someday we'll get video and I'll
tell the story again. They were like this, like they
were big burgers and then there was like two buttons

(01:00:24):
connected to each other. Whoa yeah, and I would get
the monster burger. Did they taste good? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Okay, yeah, they were awesome stuff then like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Burger I could ketchup moustard onion.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
But it sounds like because it was a big.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Yeah, they were big. It wasn't like it's so long ago.
I remember like I ate my first hole one when
I was like twelve, and I was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Like, man, and now I'm gonna go have that Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Yeah, and now I want my mold, give me my
strawberry mold because their strawberry malts are amazing too. It
was like it was like he know what you were,
don't I know, don't. It was like a little diner though,
this place, and it was nice. We'd go like on
Fridays or something. I don't remember where we go, but
I go all the time. And my sister would always
take me because I think she was trying to pick
up this dude that worked there. But when I was little,

(01:01:16):
then she met her husband, and then they got married
and then divorced and he died. Shout out to brettes.
I think, I think that's the way. I don't know,
that's none of that's blurry but in my head.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
But no, I see how this this whole asking you
your last meal, smart, all these stories and stuff like that, right,
still you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Having anything else? Crystal pepsi, Crystal pepsi, that washing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Okay, and the old fashioned sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Well I just had that at the beginning.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
It's just as a taste. Yeah, just want okay, but
crystal pepsi to wash it all down.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Yep. No Acto cooler, Oh yeah yeah, ecto cooler always.
That's it, dude, there's like you want me to add.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I mean, there's it's like nostalgia food.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
It would be like that gizzard stuffing you have a
little bit of.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Yeah, no, I probably won't have that. You can have
a picture of it to look at. Look at it
with my mom holding it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
You're like, I don't actually want to get no idea
I liked it. I always did like that and have
a bite and then like you know, like when they
make a like for a while, like in the mid teens.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Two thousands, the mid the as.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Yeah, the aughts, wasn't that Like the big food craze
was the one bite the spoon was like a perfect
bite and that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
They would serve you for that dish. Oh you know
what I'm talking about, Yeah, I kind of do. I
got a cool little ice cream spoon now I got
it's like made, it's like a d iron eyes and stuff,
so it doesn't have flavors son your tasting and grating
ice cream. It's pure.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
I thought it was supposed to be a gold plated spoon.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Nope, it's just like my microphone is perfect brass brass spoon.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Feel like that would taste.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
No, I don't know. It's just a spoon that's supposed
to be doesn't You can't taste the metal sure, I
don't know if it's coated or.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Because I remember when I was in like middle school,
they're like, yeah, someone's got a job as an ice
cream taster. They get gold plated spoons and then they
they take the ice cream and they swirl it around
in their mouth and then they spit it out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
They don't even get to eat it. Oh that's kind
of how I used to cheese grade. But that's so gross, dude.
There's these like bags called whirlpack bags, and you can
they're like sterile and you can collect like micro biological
samples and stuff in them, and like the cheese graders
what I do, and they'd spit it and.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
Be like, God, that's freaking gross.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Because it would just be like this bag full of it,
and then they'd throw it in the garbage and then
you'd walk over to the garbage and you'd be like,
look at that. It's like a spit cup. Yeah yeah,
because they're like a swallow at And I'm like, why not.

(01:04:08):
It's like baby burden, Yeah, oh boy, yeah yep. And
that's your that's your meal. And then I guess, because
we got to get to yours, We're.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Just we're gonna do my next time, we're gonna get
to mine. I just felt like it brought so many
like stories. That's why I want to give you any
more chance to bring anything else into the well.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
You want to know, like what whatever food can I
think of that memory.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Well, like what's like something that you're like anytime that
it's served, you're like, I'm gonna have some of that.
That's that's usually like something that I would think would
be in there. So it's not just like special occasion dishes.
It could be like something you eat it every day,
which could be the bomb ass tacos, right, But I'm
just saying like, like it's your you're you're going out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
It was like so much fish stuff that I grew
up with, like fish, just being Nordic and living on
two rivers and lake.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Are eating that shark stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
I mean, I eat shark. I like shark, but there's
no shark in the water.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
I'm saying, like that he's blowing on the waters like
that that's uh fermented shark that they eat in Scandinavia
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Uh this German bronze strowman.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
If you want to, I'm sure short strawman or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
The stinky yeah is that shark? It is. It's a
special type of shark. I've always wanted to try it,
but I figured I'd ruin everybody's life forever worse than
I already have.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Well, so apparently, like as I watched a YouTube video
on like just like interesting foods and stuff and like
they fermented and like it can smell really bad, but
it doesn't always. I mean it has a smell, but
it doesn't always smell like the worst thing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
That's the one you always see like on the Innernet
when people are always like doing the sure Strawman challenge
or whatever, and they yeah, they open it up and
they try to eat it, and most time they open
it and people are already thrown up at the smell,
and I'm like, can it be that bad?

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Some people said it smelled very much like ammonia.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Yes, I've heard that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
But like, so you you can eat the flesh the meat. Yeah,
But then also what they do is they'll take calib
it or haddock. No, it's a shark. It's definitely shark.
We'll figure out what the name of it's like a
goblin shark or something. I mean, you can look at
those things. Yeah, it's a good thing they're getting eaten, right,
drawn But uh so they'll eat the meat, and there's

(01:06:36):
different like variations like quality, right. But then also what
they'll do is they'll take like some of the juices
and they'll make a liquor and you'll do a shot
of it, which I think that would be way worse
than eating the meat. Yeah, Like the touch is probably
pretty good because I mean, like fermented, it's probably really soft.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
And there's not a lot that like really makes me gig.
I kind of feel like as I'm getting older, there
might be though. But I saw a thing like they
were like all these like like cursed shots basically that
you can get up bars and stuff. There's one that
was called the lot Lizard I think I saw, and
it's like like tuna juice from a can, lemon juice

(01:07:16):
and vodka or something.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Yeah, it's like, well, yeah, I mean some people I
think want to just make these weird shots.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
I just you just want to make them to be
undesirable and terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Well, it's just like my alert.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
I think the alert was made to be good and
they just failed.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Well, some people like it, Like my brother likes it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
I never tried it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
He loves to give it to people like it's like
try this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
So if I if I took it and switched it
around in my mouth like mouth washed, and then spit
it out, would I get the full effect of alert? Yeah? Yeah,
because if.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
You're a lawnmower.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Yeah you would run. I'm sure, well, okay, because I
mean I know you've brought it to shows for people
to try.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Yeah, I brought it up to Trevor and the up
and doing it is a show, yes, yes, and I
I've kind of that reminds me. I got to make
that knife for Rick sad Man Rick Ricktiaz. I found
the perfect knife for him, because remember we're driving up
and he asked for a pocket knife and he's like,

(01:08:17):
can give me a really good one and like customize it.
I'm like, yeah, absolutely, and I got the knife now
and I messaged him and I was like, dude, I
found your knife. Blah blah blah blah blah, and I
was I mean, obviously I knew he knew who I was,
but I was like, oh, what if he doesn't realize
who I am? My first body totally knew, which was nice. Yeah,
and uh, he hearted it and then he said something

(01:08:39):
about like Wettles mothertherfucking go but he probably said it
really sad. But is he in Instagram? Where were we
going Just a second ago? While I'm looking this up,
we were talking about lot lizards and stinky gross shots
and then somehow we started talking about Rick Diaz. Oh

(01:08:59):
because talking about my Lord? Yeah, because I I mean,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Like Yeah, please associate me with my Lord.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Well, didn't you got to give him some? Didn't he
have some? No? No? Did he say no? I thought
I thought you offered him some or somebody didn't have any.
I thought it was in the fridge in the green room.
Maybe I thought so. I figured Trevor drink that whole thing. Yeah,
or told him I got the I was like, I
got the knife and blah blah blah, and then he

(01:09:28):
hearted it and he said, oh ship. But anyways, Uh,
I mean, I'd be willing because I don't drink or anything,
but I'd be willing to slash it around like mouthwash
and spit it out because that's what I do with
mouthwash every day. And it's high you alcohol and stuff,
and the fact that you're dying after this meal real life.
Now talking about real life, I'm not dying, Dean's not dying.

(01:09:50):
Just me and the ozarks. Sounders get weird. Yeah, the
air conditioner came. Remember there's something else that's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Are we still recording everything?

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Recording?

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
How long is episode like six hours.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
We are at an hour eight nice, which is pretty
good for a half hour episode.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Yeah, I know. That's why I was like, dude, we're
still talking. Aren't we gonna stop? I don't know problem talking.
I don't know, we're getting good at it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
I don't want to say it's weird. Maybe we should
stop that. It sounds really weird in my headphones. I
don't know if it's going to sound like this on
on the air or not. I think it sounds all right,
sounds like it's like there's some distortion going on. That's
the air condition. No, it's not. The air is different.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Maybe maybe you're tired of talking.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Nor voice like I can hear it now. It sounds
like and today they pushed back the not say.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Yeah, now you sound a little limey yea, yeah, you're
bringing that guy back.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Yeah, not intentionally, no, but that's kind of how the
sound is. That's how it sounds like for me too. Yeah. Well,
maybe something wrong with my headphones, but it kind of
sounds like we're just in the light. Looks different. It's
the world that I don't know. A chase of emergency
break episode. But yeah, case emergency break episode. But no,
it sounds like how those you know, sounds like those

(01:11:11):
are those old timey radio shows. It fits the microphone, right,
Will Dick Tracy beat you? Nice sound? I don't know.
I don't know if we'll do I mean, Dick Tracy
will beat the next find Out next week sponsored by
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your oval ovaltine. Maybe I'm too close, Maybe I'm too
far away. I don't think you were too close. Maybe
it might, it might.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Don't need to eat the mic on this one so much.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
That's why we're gonna change the name. Eat the mic,
Eat the mic, poor mic.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Well, that's part of your last supper is cannibalism for eating.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
I'm gonna eat the mic, all right, I'm just gonna
eat it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Okay, Well, we got through your last meal. We'll do
my next time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
I guess, yeah, for sure, because this is a long episode,
because you were like, we're gonna record some short ones
in case we have to fill in.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Sorry, you like to talk, and that's fine, though I
was saying both of.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Us hold on Wednesday, we should like just do like
a banger one really really like.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Long one, go for like a world record.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
No that I mean, like I should just mean, like, Okay,
we're gonna have three guests. Oh, we're gonna have them do.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Like protect your parks like on Joe Rogan.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Then maybe I don't know, I don't listen.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
So he brings on a bunch of he brings sir
and used to what is it called protect your park
because they were trying to literally save a park or so.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
Okay, yeah, maybe, or maybe they just do it like
on a Saturday, nothing's going on, We're gonna do a
five hour podcast. Who's there, gonna guess gonna be I
don't know who's walking by right now, Let's go get them.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
It would be kind of fun have him do very risky.
Maybe we do video on that and then have them
every guest that comes and has to do like a
WWE entrance through the curtain.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Yeah yeah, that'll be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Yeah, and then we throw them out through the window
like the top rope.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Yeah, okay, let's do it all right, all right, so
we'll do that sometime. We're gonna do a really really
long one someday. We gotta have no shows, nothing going on,
and I can spend an entire day just being on
the podcast. We'll have We'll bring door Dash in, We'll
bay door Dasher, come here, come here, come here. Turns

(01:13:32):
out he's like a really cool dude. Come lady, Yeah,
come here, come here, just come here. Just stop it,
just come here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
This is your tip.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
Your tip is move the mic. Stand. We'll start from
episode one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Okay, that was good, all right, raise the mic. Maybe
we should do a goodbye send off like mister Kennedy. No, no,
you don't like that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
No, fine, I don't know that. I mean you can
do that. I went to a casino with him, like
him because I went to a casino. Well, no, it
would just be crazy. Like I feel like if all
of a sudden he was like right there and I
was like, Ken.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
So if you say, if you say his name, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Dean from high school, and he'd be like.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
But if you say his name three times, he appears.
Maybe is that why you said that?

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Okays a really good impresonation of our vice principal, mister Wood.
We talked about him once so far. Yeah, he's not
the guy with the belly that and that was in
grade school and that was private Catholic grade school where
there was lots of nuns, and that's where I learned
how to fight. Ye okay, not because of the kids,
because the nuns. You had to predict yourself at all times.
All right, Well, if you're hearing this episode, I wasn't

(01:14:52):
murdered and Dean didn't have his last meal yet, right
or I'm still eating it yep. So okay, we'll.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
See you next time of Emergency Break episode. This is
Move to Mark stand with cash money, Carl and Deanberg
came bag.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Came songe ride moto wits. So more than my Samplesive you,
Bonny B.

Speaker 5 (01:15:19):
Yeah, this has been a tape Deck Media production. Thank
you for listening.