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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey everybody, it's Cash Money Carl, one of your co
hosts of the Move the mic Stand comedy podcast, and
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Now enjoy the show, Step up to the mic.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's time to shine, Dean co We're crossing that line
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Speaker 2 (00:32):
We'll breaking the boat. Season two's here.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
It's got a bee boat, Tim.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
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Speaker 3 (00:52):
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Speaker 4 (01:16):
Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Move the
Mic Stand Podcast. I'm one of your hosts, Deenberg with
me as always is.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's me, Hey Cash, I'm Cash my Carl, may Cash
my Carl.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
How's it going, Dean good? I do good? You know
what today is? Podcast day? Yeah? But what's so special
about this podcast episode? Cava?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, it's our season two finale.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, season I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
He's looking at me like we were supposed to rehearse somethings.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
You talk about this ahead of time because we didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Know it's our season two finale.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
So it is our season two finale.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Forty eight episodes of.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Us, Yes, and what is it like fifty six hours?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh? Over that for sure. I think we're probably hitting sixty.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Actually almost an entire pay period for most people be
paid every two weeks.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Eighty hours. Yeah, yeah, we're close to the sixties. So
you got us for a whole work week and then
some and then you took the rest of the week off.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah awesome, he took some PTO.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah. Yeah. But so two full seasons of listening to
us yep, talk about everything and about whatever. Shoot, should
we have a season three?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I mean we're like contracted for one.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, we're yeah, three.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
I was trying to think of how I want.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
To do that. Sure, we got our new cover art,
we got our new theme song. We're ready to go.
So tune in especially for next week for our season
three premiere. Yep. And we're gonna have We're not gonna.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Say anything, We're really gonna do different though.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Yeah, not different. But I mean we do have a
guest for next week already too, so that's fun. Yeah,
we won't say who it is. We'll just make that
a surprise then, but we will have a guest. Yes,
it will be a guest. And it's not Gurgle Nope.
It's not Tim the Bird Nope. And that's all we're
giving away.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
It's not even Maverick this time. I don't know if
he happens to be like, hey, podcast, but he's had
an attitude lately.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh he's got now now that he's in the Starlight,
he's a he's does he have a contract? A writer?
I'm not going in the studio unless I got baconat
or cheese.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Its that's part of it. But he just screams a
lot and yells, and he keeps what he keeps saying no,
no party, no party, and like, what are you talking about?
We're not having a party, but he keeps, like today
he just kept saying no party, no party. And I
don't know why he was saying no party. I was like,
we're having meat loaf. But I don't cause you know,

(03:59):
that's not like a no party. I don't call that
a party.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Maybe maybe he was told about a surprise party.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
And he's just he just wants to be ready in
case somebody is going to have a surprise party. He
can say no party, and if somebody all of a
sudden he's like surprise, he'll be like I knew it.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
No party. Or maybe it's a party for you and
it's supposed to be a surprise party, but you're not
supposed to know. Maybe so he's just trying to do
subliminal messaging to you, no party, no party. Are you
expecting a surprise party? No? Okay, Well there you go.
He's done a good job.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Then, yeah, I guess So.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
My mouse's numb. Yeah, yeah, mine mind's a little tingly.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah, mine's numb.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
And people are probably like why.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, Like my tongue is feels weird in a good
way though, in a good way. Yeah. So last week
I noted you know, another sponsor you know, and they
sent us some free samples and it is cava Haven,
which is a zero proof mocktail type botanical botanical. That's

(05:12):
a good that's a good term. And if you're not
familiar with kava, I mean, I know there's like kava
bars and things like that where people have actual like.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Go there just for kava.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah, it's it's like alcohol are alternative. You have a
tongue and you know it's not an alcoholic spirit and
it's infused with the kava and cova is a root
from like the South Pacific, a root vegetable. It is
a root and it's basically I'm looking the bottle here

(05:44):
to make sure I don't say anything wrong, but yeah, yeah,
it's the root of the kava plant and.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
It's not a vegetable.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
It's used for its calming effects and like relaxation. Like
I don't know that it's it's a buzz.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's the anti buzz, opposite buzz. Yeah, it's like.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Chill you out. And so like people who are you know,
not interested in drinking alcohol, you know, it's an alternative,
so both.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
The bus Yeah, yep.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
I've been reading some different things on it too, and
like people who are trying to fight like nicotine cravings,
smoking tobacco whatever helps with that, and it just kind
of just kind of mellows you out, is really what
it does. It this this particular brand. There's all different

(06:34):
kinds of different cava, but this is Caba Haven it's
a white bottle has a green cava plant. I think
that's a cava plant. Maybe not, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Never actually I think it probably should be. I mean,
like it would be weird if that was like the
sapling of an apple tree or whatever. I think it's
got to be the caaba plant on that we could. Yeah,
that make sense, I assume so.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
But it is lemmer lemmer lemon ginger as soon as
the numbness wears off, and that that is one of
like the instant like effects of it. Is it? Yeah,
like like not quite like you went to the dentist
where you have that full on mouth numbing, but it's
like tingly and it's kind of see.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
I think we both tried had it in different ways.
You took what two shots of it straight? Yeah, yeah,
and you're just like down the.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Half and that's the dosage is one to two, like
some people say usually you know, three is like the
sweet spot where you actually feel its effects, but we're
just being careful. Carl took one.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, well I mixed. I mixed it with seven up
and some black raspberry sparkling ice, and I like it
a lot. Actually, I think it's a good mix.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Was it like a Shirley Temple with.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
No, no, No, it's the cava is still pretty like
sour potent. Yeah, well, so it's it's kind of I
don't know, it's kind of like having like a fresh,
citrusy fruity drink, like almost like hm hmm. I don't,

(08:06):
I don't, I don't. I haven't had anything really like
it before. I don't don't really know what to describe
it as. It's just I like, I like what I
just mixed together, and I should probably get that bottled
up and it should be crazy money elixir of deliciousness.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, it's so I just got my notes here. But
it's from the plant piper.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
M Are you looking at the Likelatin name? Yeah, methisticum.
Let me try saying it. You said piper methysticum. Let
me see from the South Pacific, and it's used for relaxation.
I mean so far, I guess I feel pretty much.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Wait, mathth it does if you stop it.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Math used to come, I say math.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Let me say piper math piper methisticum. Yeah, you have
to say otherwise like you're saying meth.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's med.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Guys who are on meth. But it's like so it's
not like alcohol, it's not like cannabis or anything like that.
It works on your gabba inhibitors or receptors in your
brain and then make your gab and it gives a calming,
anti anxiety muscle relaxant type effect. Yeah, I feel that. Yeah, Yeah,

(09:31):
it's like it's calming, but it's not like you know,
like I feel aware. Like it's probably good for social situations,
you know. For obviously it'd probably be good to have
some before going up on stage, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah, I guess to work out the nerves or whatever
it does.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
It does have enough DA disclaimer though you know, no,
none of the dish has been tested proven by the
FDA kind of thing on it, you know. And obviously
we'll well, how we want to post a link, we'll
figure something out.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
But if you could put it in the description, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Yeah, I did do Yeah, we could do that. Do
it that way and your TikTok, and that's already at
the bottom of the description anyway, so.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Ye put a direct link.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Yeah, and it'll all be in there. And if you
want to get some, you can get some. But I
would recommend like trying it, you know, when you don't
have to go to work or you're going to drive
a vehicle or anything like that, because you never know
how it could react.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
But I don't know.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
I mean, I guess I've had what is it, Yogi
Yogi tea, you know the brand Yogi they make like
an organic tea, Yogi Bear. No, they make a cave
a tea that I've tried a couple of times, and
I'd have it before bed that help me sleep, and

(11:02):
it always worked pretty good. But this feels like it
works better. Actually, Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Definitely can tell there's immediate effect from having it in
a good way. Yeah, Like I do feel relaxed. I
do feel the little tongue numbness, tingliness.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
That's the part that I'm struggling with a little bit.
Is it just feels because I took two Yeah, and
I took it straight, so I got it all all
over my inside of my mouth. It's all coded the
numb Yeah, So maybe not the best thing to have straight,
like going on stage, because the numbness could be bad
well in that regard, but yeah, definitely mix effects kick
in within like twenty minutes to half an hour of

(11:38):
having it too, So like if you go with one
and you're like, I don't know, you know, it's kind
of like horror stories. You hear people trying like gummies
where they're like, oh I had one, did do nothing,
and another one and then also.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
And they're like tripping balls, you know, going into other dimensions. Yeah,
talking to aliens yea.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
And like hearing colors you know or whatever I can
hear red. It's angry, it's very passionate, but it's yeah,
so like I would start off, you know, with one
and kind of wait and see. I went with two
because I've had the tea before and Carl's never tried

(12:18):
it before. But it does help you sleep too, so
if you take it, you know, before bed, that sort
of thing. So how long ago do you think we
had that? Like ten minutes ago, fifteen fifteen minutes. Yeah,
so we're not even feeling the full effects yet.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
So if we just go off.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Air, if you just hear snoring away or something, yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
We could be it could be like a free sleep
study for us. Yeah, it's gluten free.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
I'm just kind of looking at the bottle here. It's
gluten free, allergen free. No hangover anything like that. It
can be hard on the liver though, so if you
do have if you're taking liver medication or anything like that,
you know, check with your doctor before trying it.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
But I don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
I like it, Yeah, I do too, It's just the numbness.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Part is a little weird. It is a little weird
an sensation.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
And it's not full on, like I said, you went
to the dentist and like drink.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Dean's not drooling right now, no.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
But I can tell my tongue is like I'm like,
when I'm saying things, I'm like, is it hitting the
right part of my mouth?

Speaker 2 (13:26):
My mouth? You know, maybe the best way for me
to describe it. But again, I've not really eat a
hot type of food stuff spicy stuff, but like when
I've had the hottest food I've ever eaten in my
entire life, and my tongue is all tingly and numb,
it's kind of like that I'm getting, Yeah, but not

(13:47):
with the heat or anything like that. I'm just saying
like that that feeling after kind of dissipates down and
I'm no longer crying in the restaurant, like and the
inside of my cheeks.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
It kind of feels like if you had like a
like a popsicle or something and you just kind of
had it like sitting in the corner of your mouth,
and it's like numb from coldness. And I'm assuming that's
the cova, not the ginger.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Or the lemon.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
But it's got it's very smooth. It's like a milky Oh.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, that was what was kind of surprising to me.
I thought it was gonna be kind of like almost like, uh, great,
are of the squirt soda, But nope, it looks more
like vanilla, like white chocolate liquid white chocolate with a
little bit more maybe, I mean it kinda with a

(14:35):
little orange orange. It's melted orange dream sole.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
I was just gonna say, it almost looks like an
orange Julius, like a melted orange Julius.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Sound you gonna have a third. I'm gonna take a third,
and we're gonna see what's gonna happen. It might be
it might be a monologue with me. Who knows, we'll
find out it does.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Let's see it said, Yeah, drink responsibly, uh yeah, and
then on the website and drink Cava Haven or at
cavahn dot com. They also have like different mocktail recipes
and everything. Doesn't I want to try with the seven up.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
That's a good idea. Yeah, good ASMR. Thanks, And so
I was going for I hate ASMR stuff, but that
one's not bad. I think I think I can.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
It's there's a lot of ginger in there. If you're
not a Ginger fan, if you're not a Ginger fan,
you're gonna want to shoot it.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
It's soulless.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, that's when I won't take it all at once.
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
It's almost like a.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Almost like a Moscow mule kind of flavor.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
But it's not from Moscow. They don't have cava Moscow.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
No, it's from the South Specific or whatever I said it.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
So we got we gotta give it a new name.
So it's not a Moscow mule. It's uh, well did
you just invent maybe so it would be a Dean
mule or a Berg mule? What do you like? I
don't know what.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
It's from the South Pacific, right, the root is I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, that's so that's what it said.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Okay, where's rakishi from.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
The island of Samoa said in the South Pacific?

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yeah, yes, okay, so hopefully a Samoan mule mule.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Well, I don't know. Copa is actually from the island
of so that would be weird. Is that a Pacific
h one house?

Speaker 4 (16:42):
You know, sometimes I wonder like how people determine things
to do what they do. I feel really bad for
the early humans will be like, hey, what's that? I
don't really eat it?

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Dead? Well that's how they figured out mushrooms, and people
are still figuring that out with mushrooms, you know. Yeah,
like I would never go out and forge for mushrooms one.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Because eat a poisonous one.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
But I definitely would have eaten a poisonous one because
like the variants of like one that's like super deadly
and like a really tasty one. They're like it looks
almost identical. Just one says like I'm gonna kill you.
Or it's got those like the stink lines that come
up off of it, and it's got the little skull
and crossbones if you look closely floating in the air.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Yeah yeah, no, no, no, numb, Yeah, not really numb,
because that's that's almost like the immediate.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Effect I know where gets it from talking last.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
I didn't have this then they didn't send it to me,
but yeah, it was kind of kind of nice. They
apparently I don't know if they listened to the podcast
or how they got a hold of me, but they
were like.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Hey, well, maybe I was gonna say because we've definitely
talked about not drinking, and yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
In the four that's what they said in their in
their thing, like hey you're a non drinker, blah blah
blah blah. You know, we'd like you to try this
product blah blah blah blah blah. And then I messaged
them back and I said, hey, can you use you
as a sponsor for our podcast or talk about it?
And they're like, oh, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah sweet, Yeah, it's kind of It's kind of like
the the Blue Bunny one too. We talked about ice
cream at that one point, and yeah, someone just listened
and was the right person or.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Whatever, Yeah, somebody worked there or whatever. I did see
though that it has sold out like eight times already. Nice,
Like every time they make like a lot of it
sells out like super quick.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
So good to know.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
We'll make sure to get that link to my episode description.
You got to my Tiki talkie shop yep, because if
you just go to their website and you buy it,
you're gonna pay more and it doesn't benefit your boy
boys boys boise idahoes me by association.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, all right, cool, all right? So what topics do
you got? I got a couple some just some ones
that we had for episodes in the past that we
just never got to. I know, I had a handful
of ones. Do you have any that you would like
to start off with or I'll kick off with I

(19:19):
was taking notes.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
The one that comes off like top of my head
right away is so a lot of people do TikTok
stuff like that, and you scroll and there's all kinds
of stuff on there that you're like just doom scrolling,
mind numbing.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
And then sends you that message every now and then, hey,
you should probably go to sleep. You've been scrolling for
a while. It does that you never got that book never,
oh never. I hope It's not like, hey, you've been
on here for three hours, we have to send We're
obligated to send you this message because then that just
outed me for scroll three No.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
But like so when you're scrolling, you have like your
for you page, and then you have like your friends
and everything. All the way over on the left there's
a STEM page stem TikTok, and that's like science technology, technology, engineering, math,
and so it has like that's cool stuff on there,

(20:14):
and I've been I've been scrolling through that and watching,
like and it's got stuff just like you know, biology,
nature stuff. Some of it's math like people just doing
math equations and fun ways or whatever. Okay, yeah, but
if you if you feel like you, uh, you know,

(20:35):
you're kind of over the like just mind numbing scrolling
and you want to wake your brain back up, it's
a good thing to do that, though, I because I've
been checking it out the last couple of nights that
that does have a limited number of videos, though it
seems like as you're scrolling and you go through it
all and say, okay, you saw everything.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
You've completed the Internet.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Yeah, you have completed in no, nont you have completed
the Internet.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
I just was going to bring that up for anybody
that wanted to check it out, like that's I like
that sort of stuff. So yeah, I sit there. The
videos are long, though, you know, so I would you
get in that habit of like just scrolling scrolling, scrolling.
You watch them this dump, this is dump, this is dump,
and just keep scrolling on these. It's kind of like
you invested, yeah, well yeah, and you kind of gotta

(21:24):
stick because a couple of times I've had to fight
the urge just to like flip it, you know. But
it's cool stuff, cool stuff with like anything science, math, technology, engineering,
and it's not all like intimidating either, like really high
level stuff.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
You know.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Some of it's like both turtle turtles are reptiles. Not
to be confused with a tortoise, because that makes me
nuts when people do that, they mix tortoises with turtles.
I like turtles because I did see a TikTok where

(22:03):
somebody found a tortoise like walking across the yard and
they're like, oh, it's freedom and they.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Go running to the ocean and they throw them in
and I'm like, you just killed them. Yeah they can't swim, No,
they can't swim, jeez. But no, So it's got it's got.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Some cool stuff like that, and so I was just
I want to talk about that, so we talk about it.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Does that mean this would be on the STEM channel?
The No, just we're talking about the stem channel, So
do we get down the stem channel? Maybe? Okay, cool? Cool,
kind of I guess related medical sense. Apparently they found
out the appendix actually has a use because it's vestigial. Yeah,

(22:47):
everyone means that for no use, right, everyone thought that
for a while, staying with like people having tails and wings, right, yep.
But they believe, and I don't know if there's enough
signs backing it yet, but they believe that it's like
a backup system for your brain and your stomach together,

(23:07):
so like that you're if like you had brain damage
for whatever reason. It's it's saving a it's a game save.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
It's like it's like a save cartridge, like for a
playation one.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, for your brain to some extent, probably for like
basic function like life support.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
It's like so far away from your brain, but it's
not connected to anything brain. Well, I mean that's.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
I'm just saying. I'm just what they were saying in
the initial article. Maybe this is just too early to know,
but they're maybe they're just grasping at strass because they
want to give it something some function.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Like what does it do a brain?

Speaker 2 (23:42):
I mean, it makes it kind of makes sense, like
it's something that's like a life support, so it would
be like it can't like have your memories or anything,
but like life function. So if like if you're in
a coma, it might help with that like keeping you alive.
And then they also said it's like definitely like has
all the rules of your your your guts like digestion

(24:05):
and things like that, and they they do have some
study of that people that have their appendix removed have
gut issues afterwards, like continuously. I mean it's located in
the right Yeah, I get that, so so there could
be just complications from that in general, but it kind
of I guess it kind of makes sense if you

(24:27):
have to put something to it, but maybe maybe there's
something else and we don't even know what it is yet.
They have to just keep working at and trying to see.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
It's like a biological what do you call that little
the card you put in like a camera right now,
SD card, SD card, Yeah, yeah, it's like a biological
SD card.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
So I guess if you don't have one, don't feel bad.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, you're just out of memory. You just don't have
a Yeah, you just don't have an SD card. Yeah,
And it's okay because it's always hard to put like
a USB stick in the right way. So yeah, just
less people to poke you with a USB stick in
your guts. Yeah, you have your appendix still I do.
I don't have a gall bladder, though I saw my
gall bladder. Dude, do you have trouble with fried food?

(25:07):
Then not? I wouldn't say trouble, okay, but I gotta
be fast. That sounds like, well, I mean it.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
It depends on what it is. Like Sometimes I can
go have a burger and whatever and I'm fine, not
a problem. But sometimes I'll have one and I'll don't
take any chances, and you feel like the slightest little thing,
it's like, let's go.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
So if something's like got that grease layer that you
can visibly see, you're like, well yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Because normally it goes into your gall bladder and sits there,
but now it just right in the right into the
colon and then like a water slide right through there.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
All right.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Like if Maverick was here, he watches a guy on
YouTube called Handyman hal okay, and whenever you're at Jenny's house,
I know he watches it here. But whenever he goes
down the slide, he puts super slide spray on. I'll
go down a slide in his lame and then he
puts super slide spray on, and then it's like super fun.
It's almost like Clark Greg Griswold in Christs and he

(26:15):
polishes up the sledge. We've created this new varnish. Yeah,
and so he puts that on there and he goes
super fast. When you don't have a gall bladder and
eat greasy food or sometimes any food, it's just all
of a sudden, like super slide spray to activate. Yeah. Okay,
all right, dude, I even reckon this table with this

(26:37):
stupid clamp.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
I think, yeah, you and clamps. You just you're just
not a fan, I guess. So with my newer apartment
has changed one thing that I think I'm never gonna
go back to the original way that people have it now.
But they have vertical toilet paper holders on there and

(27:00):
instead of like the horizontal like.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
You do with paper towels sometimes.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah, and it is so much nicer to change the
role than trying to get that little plastic springy thing
and getting it all.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
You're gonna say, it's so much nicer to wipe you.
But like I was like, why because it comes out
the exact way.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
No, it's just perfectly fine. Well that's the thing too, right,
people are going to argue is it over or under?
It's over. That's the correct way to put it on
the patent.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
On the patent, that's what it shows the right way anyway.
But yeah, so if you do it under, your wrong.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
And I'm not just saying that.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
It's just yeah, you're not using it as design right
because the patent says so.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
However, and I didn't think that this would make a difference.
But have you had the toilet paper that has that
S curve perforation in it? No? No, okay, wait what
does that do? It shouldn't do anything, but I will
tell you it rips so much nicer. Oh, I don't
know why, but it's very pleasing, Like okay, you know,

(27:58):
like I was thinking it had something to do with
not really, I mean, I guess because that's.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Because got a little S contour to it. If that
just helps it kind of.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
That's how you wipe.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Okay, Yeah, you don't get that noise when you wipe.
It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I think it's gonna sell.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
That's probably it's just a nonder folk But no, I
found it to be actually quite pleasant to rip the
sheets with the curved pattern on the paper, which I
when I first got it, I was like, this is stupid,
but then I realized that it actually did rip kind

(28:41):
of nicely. I just got normal everyday square toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
I guess I could see how it could do that,
because if it's part of its sticking forward, part of
it sticking back, the part that's sticking forward would start
to rip easier and then just kind of follow the contour. Like.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
But going back to the vertical holder so much easier
because you don't have to take anything and adjust it
or whatever. You just take the empty roll off, throw
it in the trash, put the new one, and just
drop it on there. It's easier. It's just it's just
that slight, small change that's like, I don't know over

(29:21):
the rest of my life now that I'm going now
I'm going vertical, only, I don't know how much time
it saves me because I would say it's a five
minute or not five minutes, five second role change now
instead of like a third maybe like fifteen to thirty
second role change. I've never seen that weird toilet paper. Yeah, well,

(29:44):
just the small things you notice, Like, yeah, my brother
in law, Chris, he told me the best way to
test out a restaurant is when you go in, the
first thing you should do is just go straight to
the bathroom. And that bathroom man clean. They're missing soap,
they're missing paper towel. Don't eat there, because it means
that they're not paying attention to those kind of things

(30:04):
in the restaurant.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
So yeah, and if there's no paper towel, then people
aren't trying their hands properly when they're bringing poop juice
over to the table.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, that's now now I'm doing that. Wow,
that was like that was full gall bladder on that one.
Well that don't have a gall bladder, but you got
one on that.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
That was like a gurgle that turned into a burp.
I was just sitting here and I was like, is
that a gurgle?

Speaker 2 (30:26):
And that was like you're like, oops, yeah, that's like
when you don't trust the fart.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Yeah, that I don't trust the gurgle.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Everybody that had that.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Happens neither ears are numb from their.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Yeah, no, that had nothing to do with Cobba. That's
the seven up. I just drink seven up and I
was like, is that a gurgle? And I was just
kind of like and also I was like, whoops, sorry.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
It was burp a burp, all right? Allows that for
a finale? Yeah, bodily functions, tongue numbinginess, lack of gall bladders, yep,
uh cava. Did you have your wisdom teeth? Yeah, they're

(31:17):
going to I never got any wisdom teeth. I actually
got an extra set. Oh my.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
They pulled them and then in the bottom I got
more or was it the top. I don't remember one
one of the sides I got because he's like, we
pulled those, how do you have your wisdom teeth?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Coming back? So they were like impacted, like bad. Yeah,
So either you're more wise than me because you had
extra wisdom teeth, or maybe I'm not wiser, but I'm
more evolved because I don't have them. Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
The only thing that was annoying about them is like,
rather than just taking them all at once, the dentist
took like the ones in the bottom and then one
on the top and then come back another time get
the other one on the top, and then after he
did that, he's like, wait, you still have some more

(32:08):
like coming in like that were. And so then those
they had the like digway in and get them.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Oh yeah, and you're awake and you and they'll numb
you up, but like you can still feel the pressure and.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Then they hear the cracking and heat with the drought.
The craziest is like the bone fragments after, like if
they don't get all that out, And then like in
one of the holes, I was like, man, I didn't
feel my jaw in there, and all that was like
just leftover stuff that was broken off. And then all
of a sudden it just came out one day. But

(32:42):
it was a very very like relief feeling, like it
was just kind of like, oh, that feels so much
better now. And then on the inside of my mouth,
down low on the bottom, there was like a piece
that was pushing through, and I was like, what the
hell is going on? Why can I why do I
starting to get like teeth coming out of the bottom
of my Gum's so weird, and I kept picking at

(33:04):
it with my tongue and then when it all of
a sudden came out. Oh that was such a good
feeling too. It's like such a relief.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Did you go to an actual dentist. I'm just curious,
like I don't know. It kind of sounds like you're
like your uncle Bill's No I did, Oh man, you
got more teeth bag.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
I did, and actually a very a very good dentist.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
But uh, then fragments.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
When they start off, and just watch when when they
start off. Then they're kind of like you're okay with pain, right,
Like yeah, I guess and then like okay, cool, because
I'm not gonna numb you this time, or I'm not
going to give you the gas. I'm not gonna do this.
We're not gonna do that. I'm just going to use
the topical numbness, you know, or stuff like that. And
I'm like, okay, it's good to be too much. Let

(33:49):
me know, no, use some good stuff. I don't know
why you didn't.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
I know, I'm just saying like, no, don't even don't
even think that I want topical numbness, don't. I don't
want just a shot of kava beforehand. I want the
full effect. I want to I want to be drooling.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Well, I don't know if sometimes they try to save money.
It's not worth the same, and they're just like yeah,
like uh, okay, so we're gonna fill this tooth. Oh
you got a cavity, We're gonna we're gonna fill it
up for you. But you're cool if I just go
straight in, right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Maybe maybe they already marked it down that you're using
it and then they're just having a novacaine party later.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Probably that's try what they're doing.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, because no, I want I want the shot. I
don't I don't want to be feeling it.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
I mean, I don't they still do something. It's not
like the nineteen forties where they just go in with
like appliers and some fishing line.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
I know that's what I'm saying. That sounds like Uncle
Bill or whatever.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Yeah. No, but yeah, they didn't do a whole lot
for me. Okay, it's weird for sure.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
There getting rid of pennies impossible, nichols, That's okay. Yeah,
it's just interesting because now it's like all these articles
just keep popping up what you should do with your
pennies and nickels melt the no apparently is it raining?

Speaker 4 (35:16):
What sounded like small arms fire.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Okay, at least we got a gatling water gun to protect.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Yeah, we'll get them now, and we'll make them Cavatov cocktail.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
There.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
We'll put like some of that paper towel in there,
we'll light it on fire, throw it at him and be.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Like, all right, good, we're protected. I appreciate that. You
seem very relaxed about it. I do feel relaxed. It's
it's good. But yeah, getting rid of pennies and nickels.
So basically they just say bring them to your bank.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
And just see that was an actual gurgle. That's what
it felt like was gonna happen last time. Then it
was like burp, Yeah, okay, so bring them to your bank.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, and then just have them going the coin sorder
thing and that's it. Or or go to like one
of those coinstars yep, and cash them in for gift
cards or whatever. However, I think if you use it,
if you do it for a gift card, then there's
no fees. But if you're just trying to get cash back,
then they charge you a fee. So just get like

(36:24):
an Amazon gift card or whatever.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Cheez, that's a seven up. Wow, that's weird. Why wouldn't
Why can't you get cash for cash? Why would they
bear a fee for getting your money?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Well, because it's a coinstar, so it's like its own
private company. So they're basically saying, oh, if you want cash,
we want a little cut of that. But gift cards
for whatever reason, they don't charge for.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
When I was growing up, they used to have this
thing in the parking lot at Red Owl, which became
Pick and Save later on, but it's a grocery store.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
You just had this big ass.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Machine that you pour aluminum cans in and it was
called the Golden Goat, so it had a giant goat
on it and it.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Was like crush the cans.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Yeah, like a goat that was eating all your cans
and you pour them on this conveyor belt and it
would grind them up and then it would wade up
and then give you some money.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Oh that's sweet. They should have more stuff like that. Yeah.
I think each state is determines whether they want to
do like a recycling program like I feel like Michigan
is probably one of the more better known ones. For
they'll take cans and bottles and you take them to
the grocery store and they'll give you cash back for it,
but like deposits, you have a deposit.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah, but you see like there's that episode of Seinfeld
or whatever where they fill up the moving truck with
them too. Yeah, but they they can track like kind
of that stuff because like they're not gonna let you
just bring in so many more cans and what they sold,
like the store will have a limit or whatever on

(37:54):
how many they'll take in. So but yeah, I mean
I remember an uncle that would save his cans all
year to bring up to Michigan when we'd go visit
family members. Man, he never.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
Paid a deposit on because he bought him in Wisconsin
and then he Illinois or Illinois and it's smuggle him
up there.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
It was like, okay, uh, you have to have a
carry on suitcase. You can't have a full luggage bag
because I have all these cans. It's crazy. Yeah, good time.
Yeah all right. So here's a topic that's been pretty
popular this last week. But should we even care? Okay,

(38:34):
the cracker barrel logo change. I don't, Yeah, I don't.
I don't understand it. Yeah, I don't really care too
much about that. I do care about them changing the food,
did they Yeah, they're changing how the restaurant actually looks
inside too, Like how it's like because right, so it's
not like all this cool antique stuff anymore. It's kind

(38:57):
of like upscale armhouse looking. It looks clean. That's like,
so that sounds bad for a restaurant. Yeah, but you
know what I mean, Like Cracker Barrel, not that it
was so dirty, but it looked it looked like you
were going back into like the early nineteen hundreds countryside
or late eighteen hundreds countryside. Yeah, and you're like in

(39:17):
a cabin and you know they have the usually they
have a couple actual logs in the fireplace, and you
know you get that nice campfire smell. Help all like
clean and like whitewashed and every.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Now it's like a like when people have a barn wedding.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, yeahsus, but even more like like white paint on
the walls instead of just like natural barn work. Still
going to have the store, I don't know about that part.
They might reduce it. They might, I don't know. But
also don't change the menu too. Like the reason people
liked Cracker Barrel was that it was a cheap and

(39:54):
it was good food, Like it was good comfort food
and you can get a full meal for two for
like thirty box really easy, you know. I mean I
always like their ash brown cast. The first place I
ever tried grits. You a fan of grits? Yep, I'm
not really. One time one time down south for a
family union in Arkansas. It makes you laugh every time

(40:17):
I think about it. And I don't know. This was
before I started doing stand up, so usually I wasn't
very like sassy or anything like that in public. But
I remember them saying, how would you like your grits?

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Hun?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
And I said in the garbage.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Like that.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
But I just remember looking at all my brother sisters,
my wife, my sister and brother in law's and they're
just like mouth open, jaw to the floor, like I
can't believe you just said that. And I was like,
I can't believe I just said that. Well that that
was like one of those thoughts that you have, like
an intrusive thought, Yep, I just slipped down.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
I had never tried them before. The first time I
went to a cracker barrel, but there was a show
like it was like about of diner. I think it's
called Alice Alice. It was a TV show about a
diner and one of the like waitresses there, she'd always say,

(41:24):
kiss my grits. And then I was like, what are
these grits? And when she tells you to kiss them,
she seems to be trying to insult you. So now
I'm curious what is a grit? And then first time
I ever went there and I saw they had grits,
I was like, I want grits and I was gonna
kiss them. I'm kidding, And I tried them, but I

(41:44):
tried them. I like them sweet, Okay, okay, say are
you pure butter or you're you know, you're with some
brown sugar? Yeah, like something like that maple or whatever.
Some people like like like to put like shrimp and
stuff in the grits.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Paula Deine, she's a big fan of shrimp grit at all.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
They cook them in all oil.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
All yeah, chill, but.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Happen there is chili.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah. I think I think you're either one way or
another though, I think, yeah, most people that I've talked
to you that like grits, they're either savory only or
sweet only. They don't they don't go back and forth.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Or clumpy or running?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
All right? Are you clumpy or runny? Sweet? And runny sweet.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Kind of like not having a.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Gull bladder, all right? But the super slice.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Sweet and running? And I was kidding, you know, but
I do like them.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
I like them a little bit.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
I mean, I'll eat them fine if they're like thick
and clumpy, but I actually like them running.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Okay. I think the main reason I just don't like
them is like it's like that in between food, like
because it's it's just like what is it? Well, I
mean it's ground up corn, but it's not all the
way to like corn meal, like to have like corn bread,
and it's not like the actual corn kernel. Yeah, So

(43:09):
I think maybe that's what something that's kind of off
putting to me about is it's like in between it's
in between food. It's like someone chewed up corn because
it's like you can't handle corn, and it's like yes
I can, Nope, we're not gonna give that to you,
and and and we don't want to take the time
to make the corn bread.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
So somebody was probably using like one of those mills,
like the wheel, and they're probably milling it and like
three quarters of the way through, they're like, goddamn.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
It, the wheel bro that the Grits makers. Yeah, the
Miller Gritz Miller. Well, what are we gonna call it?
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
It's got this gritty text, a gritty Yeah, it's grits.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Okay, you know, I don't even want to fat check this.
I just want that to be all right. We're changing
the cannon grits it is. That is now the official
war of gris.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Give us, give us that voice again. You said, like
the wheel gang Will Brown. Okay, let's let's.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Give that farm or her name.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Steve Gritty heed the dance.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Too, okay, gritty, all right, all right, great, his great
great grandson invented the gritty. Yeah you can't.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
I can't believe they're doing the Guiddy and the walm
Wat parking lot.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Yeah. I don't think.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
I don't think Steve Grits gritty, Steve Gritty gets credit
for both.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
I think it also to be the O G and
then bang. All right, So okay, we're done with grits.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Okay, we're done with grits. Because that was Cracker Bail
changing their thing.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Which is it? Why did like was there a problem
with it?

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Like I don't even know why they changed it.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Oh so the new CEO apparently wanted to de widify
the logo because it was the old White Prospectory farmer
dude on there and like the bean shaped thing leaning
up against the barrel and the rock and chair. Uh
so then they changed it. And a lot of people

(45:24):
don't don't realize the subtlety of this part because it's
too simple. But the the part that's like the yellow
that the wordings in now is a barrel. It's just sideways,
but they should have kept lines in there to kind
of illustrate that, because it's the shape of a barrel,
but it doesn't really look like a barrel in its sideways.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
The meme I saw makes sense then because it showed
the cracker barrel guy in heaven and then all around
him was like uncle Ben, yeah, the land of Lakes,
butter Lady yeah yeah, and there was one other person
I remember.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Yeah, so like all the like stuff that's woke. Yeah,
they're getting woke rebranded. Yeah, that's kind of where this
came from.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
However, and then it said welcome Cracker, yeah, and I
was just like whoa.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Yeah that was a bit far. But the whole thing
is like they lost hundreds of millions of dollars from
this change because people are very upset about it, which
is whatever, whether you care about the look or I
guess it's the race thing that people are really upset about,
where it's like, Okay, you guys are taking this way

(46:34):
out of context, really, but.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Well, you know, and it's kind of like like when
they changed the name of football teams and stuff like
that too, and then after the fact people are like,
you didn't have to do that. And even the people
that they were worried about that it was offending, right,
are like, you didn't have to do that. It was fine.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
The CEO is a white lady, So there you go
in that like woke culture. Interesting. Yeah, but yeah, I
don't really care, Like I just don't want them messing
with the food. I liked it. But honestly, we have
a place here in Wisconsin called and and I think
they have originated in Iowa but called the Machine Shed,

(47:15):
which is cracker Barrel but better. And they have the
little store too, so you still get you a little
chopping for your trinkets and your candies and your Christmas
decorations and all that kind of stuff. Oh, four years ago, bo.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
I just had a thing pop up about, like check
out this memory. And it was a memory from the skyline.
It four years ago and a comic that we do
shows with sometimes they're named bo was very much more
hairy than he is now.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Yeah. He I think he's going by Bosif now. Yeah,
Bosif is more proper full name.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
That'd be a good name for the guy with the wheel.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Dang the grits guy. I thought he was Steve gritty,
but he could be boasts of gritty, the dang wheel
brow boasts of gritty.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Like, what's wrong the dang wheel Brown?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
What are you gonna do about it? Put some pop
out on it?

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Okay, all right, all right, it's warm in here, you are.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
I'm feeling fine.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
I'm warm. I don't know if it's the kava or no.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
No, you just you had too much. You're now in
a different plane of being. No, No, I don't think so.
It's not.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
It's not like that intense like I bet you if
somebody drank a whole bottle, they probably just fall asleep
wake up yellow because their liver was like help me.
But other than that, Okay, have you seen those ai
vintage movie trailers, so like I don't think so, oh

(48:59):
you gotta check them.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
I think you'll get a kick out of them. They're
they're they're bad in the best way. It's like watching
like a B movie or C movie right where it's
like this is not good.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
But also it's like like, so are they making trailers
for existing movies? Yeah, and they naked out of AI
or are they just narrating?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
So like I've been I've watched probably like twenty for
The Lord of the Rings, and they'll do like different
eras and and styles and stuff the nineteen seventies and
it's like grainy pictures. Everybody I have seen some of those, Yeah, yeah,
you probably have.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
I think they're kind of popular on like reels and
TikTok and Facebook reels.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Because there's one it was like the for like The Godfather,
Andy Sudden Tung Tung Tung School came walking out, Like
the hell.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
It's just it's just so strange, Like it's I think
it's particularly interesting how close that they'll get for like characters. Yeah,
but then also like completely dev eight Like it was like.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
I see it a lot with like Mike Tyson's Punch
out and stuff like that. Yeah, for video games and stuff.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Yeah, they'll have it for Mortal Kombat. They had one
for Super Smash Brothers, which I thought was like really interesting,
and then like there's no consistency too, like the character
from one scene to the next will be like a
different look. But it's just so interesting that they can
put that together with just ai Like you know, that's
like something that's like whipped together within like ten minutes yep,

(50:28):
And it's just like wow, like that is that style
in that time period. But it's like, yeah, if they
remade it to that, So you need to check those out.
I think they're pretty interesting. I mean a bunch for
Star Wars, so I think you'd really particularly like those,
And like it's just so funny how like they make
the Aliens look and like like if you've watched like

(50:49):
any of like the old Twilight Zone and like you
could see like.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
The because I say, I've seen stuff like this where
it's like the evolution of the Ninja turtles in it's
like when they were.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Seven and it chows them kind of. It's a little
bit more on point with like the actual movie. Really
like stuff like it'll give you more of the narrative,
but uh, like the Star Wars one, like the Aliens,
they're like they're so goofy looking, they're like muppets, which
is kind of true like with the original Star Wars, right,

(51:21):
but like the space ships are like in the old
Twighlight Zone where it's like you can almost see the
wires moving the ship down and everything. So it's like
that fits that time frame, and they're like trailers kind of. Yeah,
they're kind of like a quick under two minute plot summary.
So I don't want to call them necessarily trailers because
trailers are shorter, but I'll send you them some later

(51:43):
and you can check them out. But yeah, I think
you'll find it really interesting like that. No, it's i'll
send them to you because yeah, that's like trying to
create like modern today stuff that like. But I'll just
show you later. But yeah, I think it's really interesting.
And as soon as I saw one, I was like,

(52:03):
I did the doom scrolling on it because I couldn't
stop watching them because I thought they were just like
so intriguing, Like, Wow, they really nailed this timeframe and genre.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Of movie, right, and this may be one like that
He walks up just like bears, yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Kind of yeah, yeah. Uh. My favorite though was what
I was watching one of the ones for Star Wars. Uh.
It made the droids like R two D two and
C three po as people, so it's like he's got
like machinery and then it's just like human face, human hair,
rest of the R two D two shape around his head.
I think maybe it did see that.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
And the ones that, like I've seen, it's just like
random things that don't belong we all of a sudden
show up, like like there's Italian brain rot characters. Have
you ever seen those?

Speaker 2 (52:51):
That's like tum tum tum.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Yeah, and kept a chain of battle arena and then
Ansden just all start showing up and it's like, what
the hell was going on?

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Well, one of the ones I saw for a Lord
of the Rings ended with like this thing that looked
like an ewok, which is not it No, no, I
don't I don't know what it was. It was like
a mix of maybe a dwarf in a orc, but
it looked like an e wok. It's like, yeah, nice,
but it was it was like a bear and it

(53:19):
just it's the end. So that like the last three
seconds of the clip and it's just like the bear
thing is like going like trying to be like no,
just like just like a random yelling. It had like
no point to It was like almost like they clipped
it from the Stars random scene and just like I'm

(53:40):
troying this. On the end of the I'm gonna find it.
Find that one specifically, because it was just like I
was like, what is this? But it was it was
interesting to also see like the different takes on like
characters like you know, like soar On and and how
Gammedalf almost looked the same in every single one, or

(54:00):
like one was like Frodo was like jacked, and like
another one was like Frodo's like Captain America before he
gets the serum. It's just like this like weird dynamic
of depending on the style. If you're the if you're
the hero in the story, you get to be super
jacked like your Hulk Hogan or whatever. But if in

(54:22):
another version it was like Nope, he's supposed to be
timid and scared and scrawny and get the hero's journey
like the unexpected character. So it's just kind of interesting that.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
One, Yeah, have to check him out.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Probably should do a comedy tip. Yeh, yeah, I was
just like how far you know, or almost.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Work fifty three minutes he was rapping up. Okay, comedy tip.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Yeah. I think like we've been kind of seeing people
posting stuff and we were talking about this, yeah, outside
of like stuff for podcasts, but yeah, just like we
know that, like you've got to hype stuff up, like
that's that's part of it.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Wow, that was a good gurgle.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Uh. You got to hype stuff up for shows and
things like that and get people excited. Otherwise why bother
going if there's like no excitement. But like also knowing
there's a there's a limit to how much you should
be like projecting something, yeah, to make it still somewhat
believable or like reasonable if that makes very believable but reasonable,

(55:30):
because it's like if you're doing like just open mics
or maybe a paid show here and there, yeah, nobody's
gonna believe you that people are reaching out for uh
Comedy Central special or Netflix special or anything like Blue
special or whatever. Like I don't know. There's the the
second line of well, and there's there's like there's a process.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
You know, it's slow your roll, you know, like don't
get too excited. It takes time.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
You know.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
I think a lot of times people all of a
sudden start to hear of a comedian, comic, whatever you
want to call us, that all of a sudden became
big all of a sudden, quote unquote, it's maybe and
then yeah, and it hadn't heard of that person before,

(56:23):
and then all of a sudden they start seeing them
everywhere and they're like, well, this guy blew up overnight. No, Like,
there's there's a process, Like there's a it's a fuse
and you get to burn in the whole fuse before
you actually blow up kind of thing. Like it's rare
that anything happens like overnight. And when it does happen overnight,

(56:43):
just as quickly as it happened, it can you know,
go away too, because there's a process and that sort
of thing too. And I do see a lot of
people and you want to hype up your shows and
say like, hey, this is gonna be great blah blah
blah blah blah. But then I've seen some shows too
where you know, it's like pretty new people, you know,

(57:04):
and this is this is the best lineup ever. You know,
this is going to be the greatest show that the
what's it called puffery.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Where you're building it up. It's like you can say
this is the world's best cup of coffee, says you, right, so, And.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
I'm not saying that those people aren't good or anything
like that.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
It's just like you can't say you're the best in
the world or something like that. It's it's not believable.
It's not possible. Yeah. Actually, I think this kind of
made me think of kind of another tip, just because
of what's actually going on right now as you're listening
possibly listening to this. We are at a show. Yeah,
we're at a show right now. It's the very first

(57:48):
Bringer show at Skyland Comedy Club, which is our home club.
And I think kind of going with that too is
like support. Right, So there's a decent amount of people
on this show tonight. That's there's eight comics, is like
a showcase, plus a closer and a host, so ten

(58:08):
people total on this show. Yep, it's the very first
Bringer show at Skyline, which means, you know, you have
to bring people into the show in order for to happen.
If other comics want, you know them, there to be
more Bringer shows like local comics, they should be going

(58:29):
to this. If they don't go to another show at
the club that's not open mic all year, this is
the one that they need to go to to have
that like yeah, yeah, Like if if it doesn't do
as well as like a weekend show, they're not going
to want to do it again. And I know there's
a couple of people on the show for sure that
this is their first paid gig. So it's like, do

(58:52):
you want an opportunity as an open mic comic to
have a paid gig show? Yep, you gotta support.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
But then it goes to the slower role thing though too,
because like it is first paid gig, you know, take
it easy.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Yeah, you know, like but prepare for to there for it.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, don't treat it like it's an open mic.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
I'm also at.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
The Bringer show, but I'm going to Sport, yeah, because
I'm not actually on it.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Yeah, on this one, But I mean, I think it
means something to be there for sure to help. If
it does do it is successful, then they'll have more,
you know, And I think it should go to people
that are there in supporting for that, yes for sure.
So right, So that was like a two for It

(59:42):
was a two for two for comedy tip to end
season two.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
Whoa two for and to for too for for two
for Yeah, all right, and we're just about it in
an hour, which is a kind of our sweet span,
very sweet about hour hour ten times our twenty Yeah,
my longest when we ever did like an hour fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Well, I think it was like our thirty seven maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Yeah. I know we had trouble uploading it almost we don't.
So some people are like, oh, you know, like lights
guys or anything, Joe Rogan can do like four hours.
Well he can probably upload four hours.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
We can't. Yeah, and he also has bajillions of dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Yeah, and we had half a jillion, and I guessed
like every single episode.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think he's ever done a solo episode.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Has he maybe at the beginning, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
That would have been weird. I think, well, he always had.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
I don't listen to it that often.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
On occasion, I'll listen to a comic.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Yeah too, but yeah, but because I have such a
long commute sometimes when all my other episodes I've exhausted them, Yeah,
I'll put it on and that's squeaky thie. Yeah what
is But the last episode that I was listening to,
it was like everything that the guest would say, he's

(01:01:01):
he was like, and I was like, okay, stop because
like say say something interesting, something interesting? You know you

(01:01:21):
always just had like this, And I was like Jesus Christ,
I wanted to count like all the time, like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
How many times you say, like if you took a
tava shot every time he went, you'd need a case.
He'd be super relaxed.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
And I think it's just because it's hot in here,
but I'm like, I'm kind of like getting a headache
above my eye.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Also, so you have now gotten the patented cash money Carl. Yeah,
like when we're wrapping up and Carl's got Carl, I
don't though you don't today actually right, So you're saying
I need to have before h every recording.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
I guess, yeah, I just had one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Three threes too much? If you if you're in.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
My eyes like, eh, yeah, actually I think maybe go
to maybe go. Well, it's not my first time actually
trying it, trying it, okay, and the last time I
tried it, I had an energy drink and I didn't
feel like it did anything because I had an energy drink.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
So you just want to get shown advice like you
said about the company. No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
So what I mean is like I had an energy
drink prior to trying it, and this time you didn't,
and this time I didn't because I was like maybe
the energy drink was Like so I was I laid
off caffeine today knowing that we were going to try
it for this to see because I tried it just
a little bit just to kind of get the taste
and whatever, and I was just kind of like, I
don't know if it's doing anything. Like like I slept

(01:02:56):
really well, you know, because I had it before bed.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Well I'm looking forward to I'd like to sleep really well.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Yeah, I slept really really well. Like it wasn't like
if I sleep all night long, like I fall asleep
now sleep till my alarm. That's not that's not good
sleeping for me. Like I'm like, no, what happened? I
have to wake up a couple of times and at
least look at the clock.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Okay, you need you need to realize, oh I still
have four hour yes, like oh it's only eleven o'clock.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
Yeah, oh shit, now it's two o'clock. Now, like, yeah,
like another hour and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Where I got you? I do that all the time.
You have to go to the bathroom. It's like, okay,
well it usually takes me, like after that fifteen minutes
to fall asleep. Do I have enough time to actually
get some sleep or am I just gonna have to
bite the bullet and just be up for the day.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Well, there's a certain amount of sleeping that's like mental too,
and uh.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
It's different for everybody though, it's not is Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
It is like some people have woke up eight times
last night. Okay, cool, but did you go back to
sleep each time?

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
So what you complain about? Yeah. I had a English
teacher in high school that she used to like always
freak out whenever she wouldn't sleep. She's like if she
woke up and stuff like that and had a terrible night.
But when she started to have kids or something like
that and they would wake up all the time at

(01:04:28):
night whatever, she didn't never bothered her because she had
read a study that your first like when you fall asleep,
your first hour of sleep is your best sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
I unbelieve that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
And so she always was fine she's like, oh now
I get another first hour of sleep. Oh now I
get another first hour of sleep. And so it it
like mentally and so I kind of feel that way too.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Yeah, I feel like my sweet spot lately is like
six to seven hours if that. Sometimes I don't need
as like straight or with the waking up and waking
up and stuff. But just like if let's say I
go to bed at midnight, get up between like six
and seven, I'm like perfect, Like I can immediately start functioning.

(01:05:14):
I like that wake up period.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
It depends the last couple of weeks, like when I
wake up, I just don't feel awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
I just like do this shit again or whatever. I
gotta go make grits and my wheels broken.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
I gotta get my wheel broken.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
No, I uh.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
I think some of its stress because like when I'm
sleeping at night, sometimes I feel tormented, like like like
I don't know if I'm dreaming or what I'm doing.
The last couple of probably the last month or so
month and a half, where I'll be sleeping and I
wake up and I just feel like I was like

(01:05:59):
I was just like like I was just in some
kind of I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Know, altercations.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
Yeah something, you know, like I remember your dreams sometimes
sometimes they're pretty vivid and pretty crazy, but the like lately,
like I've been waking up and I'm just like, I
think I think my heart stopped beating, you know, just
have like weird, weird stuff. And I know the other
day I where I was like mom, Like I was like, wow,

(01:06:31):
you for my mom, you know, just like weird ship
like that. And I was told that I started cussing
in the middle of the night. Like I was just
like what the fuck you know or whatever, like something
or something like that, or I was like fucking hey
or something. We got it, we did, Now we can go.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
I was gonna say, I had a dream. I think
it was Saturday. Was the Packers preseason gaming? Right, Oh,
you didn't hear me because you were singing over me,
said he said. Dream, And I think Tom going it

(01:07:17):
was the Packers preseason game Saturday, right, Yeah. Yeah, I
had a dream about being at Lambeau, which I don't like,
don't really care about the Packers or anything like that,
so that part was already weird for me. But I
think I just remember this because I think I got
up at one point I was like, I'm hungry, like
in the dream, and I was like, let's just see
what they have in concessions, And I really wanted pancakes,

(01:07:40):
so I had.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
That would be a Brewer game. Pocket pancakes. Oh okay,
pocket pancakes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
And all of a sudden, I'm like trying to find
the pancake vendor and I find one, and it's like
when you go to like a Chinese restaurant and they
literally have all those like weird pictures of every item
on the menu. It was all that it was different pancakes.
I was hoping it's all just the same pancake pancakes
sixty different times, Like you want a number one, number two,

(01:08:07):
and it's all the same, more to three pancakes, that's
the plan. But no, it's a bunch of different pancakes.
And I don't know why that was your dream. Yeah,
I don't know. Is that a bad thing for the Packers?
Like again, I don't really care about football or anything,
but like, is there something symbolic about pancakes? Pancakes? And
the Brewers are doing pretty good?

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
I mean they were slipping a little, but now they're
doing pretty good again, I think. But they they had
the pancake thing because the guy was like, he pulls
back like their manager or coach or whatever pulls a
pancake out of his pocket pocket and he's like, hey, pancake,
you wants some pocket pancake And and they do that
right in an interview. So they have a thing that's
pets pancakes or not. I think I'm gonna have to

(01:08:52):
look for this s uff because I should.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Follow it better. I just don't really follow any other
sports other than any golf. Yeah, Dream a Dream, dam
that song stuck in my head. All right, well, and
hope with your life, work living. I'll let Dean sing

(01:09:14):
you you out for this episode. Thanks for listening. Dream
Seasons never done the mic stand podcast. I've been cash money,
Carl a Dream and asking bird would be for giving, Okay,
and we have to say goodbye, say bye bye when young.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
Son ride more than I said, believe your bonny bye.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
This has been a tape Deck Media production. Thank you
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