Move the Mic Stand - Ouuuu Ahhhh that's my Favorite! - Move the Mic Stand: A Comedy Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:20):
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Speaker 2 (00:24):
Step up to the mic.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
It is time to shine, Dean co We're crossing that line,
Lassy Stolls, We're breaking the boat.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Season two's here. It's got a people, Tim couint Are
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(00:56):
for the Sky Comedy Kids the Spot season saga. Hey everybody,

(01:18):
welcome to this week's episode of Move the Mike Stand Podcast.
Carl's a little jumpy today. Yeah, he's like, hey, hey, hey,
I had full Mountain dew, so oh you did? Okay,
a couple of orders of business. We do have some
fans going in here, so if you hear them, that's
what that is. Uh? Does it does sound like applause,

(01:40):
doesn't it? It's just people clapping, That's what it is
in the background. If you hear lots of explosions and
popping and stuff like that. Uh, we are not recording
live from Iran. Don't tell them that. No, we are sure.
We're actually recording a late night episode late because we
just got off a show. Yeah yeah, uh, but we

(02:01):
gotta delivered to you on Thursday after It's it's their contract.
We have a contract. And now the horns going off. Dude,
what is that my car could be Jesus town is insane. Yeah,
maybe we are in Iran. Hold on, Oh not you.
It wasn't he moving my keys over here? Fuckers freaking

(02:23):
me out. No, but we just got off a show
at the Odyssey Theater and fond Alert. Yeah it was good.
It was good, good turnout was fun, and we stopped
and got my favorite Wendy's Holdine got it for both
of them. I did, I did, I did, And he
did a pretty good job guessing what Carl might want. Yeah,

(02:44):
he guessed pretty well. Yeah. I got him nugs. Yeah,
got him the nugs. I do look like a guy
that just wants some nuggets. The first time I ever
had their nugs. I think I had them before, but honestly, yeah,
you made a comment there. They're too good. They're too good,
like very good.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
I think it's because I'm missing. KFC got rid of
their popcorn chicken and that was like my go to.
They did, yeah, and they switched to nugs.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
The nugs are not good. Do they put the nugs
in the bowl?

Speaker 5 (03:10):
I think they have popcorn chicken because that's made off site,
I'm pretty sure, like frozen broad and frozen, which I'm
okay with. But then also, why doesn't the grocery store
sell KFC famous bowls?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Like I want that? Like I had what is it,
Murray Calendars, Yeah, version of it.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Yeah, it wasn't good. It wasn't good to be I'm sorry, Murray.
You got to rework that one. Your pop pie's are
all right, but that one you need to rework.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I've had like Avenue C like they make like fresh
market kind of products. Avenue C. What's that? I don't think.
I put them in the break room where I used
to work, and it was like frozen meals, like no, no,
no fresh stuff. You cook it in the microwave whatever. Basically,
it's camera it's on the Honor system, but there's cameras
like everywhere and them you take it out of the cooler,

(04:00):
you scan the barcoe, and you pay for it. A
lot of places do how they do do that and
they're like, oh, it's on the owner system. But then
there's cameras everywhere, so it's not really the honor system.
Is anybody really going up to those and just being like,
I'm taking a meal? Yes? Really, yes, I used to
work every now and then they would send video tapes

(04:22):
of people like stealing stuff to HR. Yeah, but they
but they never requested the money for it, because you
know they're making a killing on it. But they would
just send the videos and sometimes we'd sit there and
we just watch them and laugh, like watch who laugh
like watch people like we like, there's Teddy, look at
that idiot stole a nacho dog. And what people like

(04:47):
to do is they scan it. The most common move
is people would scan it and then feel like their
pockets like, oh no, I left my wallet. I will
pay for this later, and then they leave and then
never come back, never come back until they do that
move again. We did see somewhere people like left, but

(05:09):
then you see them come back later and they actually pay. Well,
that's good. At least they're honorable in that sense.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah, it's kind of like that kind of reminds me
of like that grocery stores are having particular problems with
the self checkouts. Yeah, because like let's just say, like
apples are forty cents a pound or whatever. You just
scan all your groceries as forty cents a pound, all

(05:36):
of them. Yeah, just like enter entered in weigh it.
So you're still paying for something and it shows up
on your receipt. Oh yeah, yeah, that was apparently one
of the biggest things.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Was scan an apple and then you put a turkey
on there. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Yeah, seriously though, that's what people were doing, and that's
why you still have like the attendant at the self checkouts,
you know, just but mostly just to help people going
through issues and stuff with like oh I'm buying alcohol,
you have to check my ID or whatever that type
of thing. But boy, that's apparently like one of the
biggest areas that what's it called asset control that grocery

(06:12):
stores have.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Prevention, Yeah, lost prevention that you know, people are buying
stuff as apples or whatever and the self checkout. So
all right, that's cool. I mean, it's not cool. But
I mean that's interesting, right, Yeah, well show today was
pretty good.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
That it was my first time doing actual performance in
a movie theater, which I thought was going to be
difficult because of how far people were spaced.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Out, but I al they still were.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
But like the front row to us was about normal
distances like a comedy club show. True, but then yeah,
there was the whole room and little pockets of people
here and there. But I mean it seemed like they
picked up on everything and reacted. Well, yeah, they did
a decent sized crowd. I didn't really get a full
estimate on how many people there, but I would guess
probably close to like fifty sixty people.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Maybe yeah, it might have been maybe, I don't know,
maybe more it's hard, like it's dark. Well well yeah
it's a movie. It's a movie.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
But no, I mean it is hard, like right because
tomorrow's fourth of July. Yep, it's a Thursday.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yep. Like that's pretty good for a Thursday. It's pretty good, right, Yeah,
it was pretty Yeah, like I thought it was. It
was great and I had a fun time. I would
I would do that kind of thing again.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
I would do that show again too, Like I think, uh,
something like, at least for you and I, that's kind
of nice as we do have rotation of material.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, it's hard though we only didn't know short sets like.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
That because you can't remember what you did before. Well,
that's why I print out all my.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well, so I just I just meant because it was
such a short set, like I had so much I
wanted to get you're trying. Yeah, I could tell like
you're like, oh, I want to do this and this
and gears turning, but like you're like, I better go
into my closing bed and I better only do like
the abbreviated test of some of my jokes.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Not that like other people don't notice, but like as
a as a comic too, like I noticed when you
got the light. I knew you're like, all right, shorten
it up, Like I could. I could see your wheels turning,
be like okay, skip this part, go right here, yep,
and with the closer and and and that's kind of
maybe fun to kind of notice, like like oh, I
knew he wanted to do pressure now yeah, I knew

(08:24):
he wanted to do Yeah, I knew he wanted to
do this, and bam, he couldn't do it. And like
and like I pushed myself to do like an extended
version of my tim the bird bit tonight yep, and
like it was awesome because like I ended with the
punchline and like the whole like not all jokes are
for you guys, right, and then and then before I said,
I'm cash mony car on, that's my time.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
My watch buzz, So I was like perfect, Like it's
like perfect.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Transition because like I started like pretty much as I'm
trying to walk up.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
So it went I think just a tiny bit over.
But because I added the quick riff at the end,
I think you were fine. I think you were pretty
much right on time.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
I wasn't like, yeah, meticulous, I'm watching people's time for
this one, but like usually I try to just so
I have a kind of a gauge of where the
show is going right and just seeing. But no, I
think everybody was pretty much on their time within like
fifteen twenty seconds, which is as good.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
It's crazy. Is like he was like, yeah, if you
go a minute or two over, I don't care. And
then he was like the last month at the show,
somebody did twenty eight minutes wait way over.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
That's wild, Like I can't see people that are like, Okay,
you're doing we want you to do fifteen minutes or whatever. Yeah,
and then be like a couple of minutes is fine.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
It's just again, like you gave to who that was.
I looked at their lineup and I was like, did
they know? Like everybody on there, I felt like was
wouldn't go that long, be so into themselvesuble the time,
Like yeah, it's more than double not trying.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
And again, if this is you and you're listening, it's
not that we're insulting you, You're just like you should
keep track of your time too. Don't just rely on
the book or because what if if like if Ben
is doing the light for you and he's you know,
dealing with a customer or whatever and it's distracted. You
still have to be responsible for your time. And when
you're up there, time can move fast or slow, you know,

(10:13):
depending on the set.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
So really you should keep track of your.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Own time and the whole like, Okay, we got a
minute or two you could go over or whatever. Again,
you need to kind of gauge that with the level
of professionalism doing it enough times to be like are
people actually into this or should I just stop and
and it depends too, like if you're if you've got
a bit that's a longer bit. Like so tonight when
I did my tim the Bird bit, it was a

(10:39):
five minute tim the Bird, so like, like I knew
I had to end on the on the button, so
as soon as I get five minutes, I'm like, let's go.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah. Well, and I mean, I guess I get it too,
if you're if the person was having fun and they
just decided to go totally rogue, not that I would
ever do that, Yeah, and maybe they were the last
person like I was today, So you can still see
fatigue on people though too. No, I know the one
lady was actually sleeping, like she was sleeping for most

(11:09):
of it.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
That's probably actually a one con from the show is
those chairs are so comfortable, like and I wanted to
recline so bad during because I was fourth of five. Yeah,
like if I knew if I reclined before I went up,
I was gonna fall asleep before my set and I
couldn't do it. And you were last, so it's like,
I'm not gonna fall asleep during Dean set one.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
It's rude too.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
You would have definitely called me out in three I
don't know, I would have.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Probably still be sleeping. I almost did call out is
because so many people were reclined in those comfte movie
theater chairs. I almost did call out that when they
were reclined, a lot of people were wearing shorts and
you could see right up them. Oh my gosh. Yeah,

(11:57):
I mean it was dark, but you could still see
up there shorts. And I was gonna comment, but then
I knew, like during my set it would have just
been all I would have heard was That's why I
kind of did that. And I think the chairs starting
to go down in the middle of my set.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Like I said, if if someone didn't like a joke
and they started and they wanted to walk out, it's
just the chair going slow.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
So by the time that they get all the way down,
it's the next comment right right right. But yeah, I
mean that could kind of be like a little bit
of our comedy tip too, is like what's that? Just
being versatile, you know, like if you want to when
you want to do well, like when you want to
do bits, you know, have like little tastes of them,

(12:45):
almost like a shark houterie board of your bits. I
like that where people can get a taste and say, oh,
I want more, but there's much more meaty parts to
your bits. Who are you using for your meat on
your shirt board? Bores head? No, they had a recall
and people died. Oh like not that long ago. Yeah,

(13:07):
because it wasn't a metal you know. I thought it
was like listeria or some metal and listeria. That could
be like a good metal listeria. That could be a
good band name metal hysteria. Yeah, just listeria, yeah, but
the metal part iron listeria, yeah, yeah, or just the

(13:29):
whole name listeria. I don't cytogenes. What about copper listeria? No, no,
iron is better than No, that's more like a coppery coali.
What about copper salmonella, obsidian listeria? No, no, okay. I
like talking about lysteria because they talk about things they
show up and I don't want to show. We want
to be sponsored by Wendy's. You want to be sponsored

(13:52):
by Wendy's, so I anybody knows how to hook that up?
Come on, Wendy disapointed that like I made a poet
and been like, holy caw, look at how I not
the brag, but more of a like, hey, sponsors and
stuff like that, look at how my social media performed
this week. Yeah, we might want to team up.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Yeah, you're crushing on TikTok right now, Like, yeah, I
don't know why a bunch of people aren't reaching out too.
I mean, what was it five and a half million
views in the last seven days?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Well, you know what was crazy about that? What I
did make a TikTok with like showing my analytics, and
I was like, hey, let's team up sponsors and brands.
And I've been seeing a lot of them where like
slim Gym this commenting on people's stuff or gain well
hold on.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Just there, ya, slim Gym would be great because your
mach on me. Yeah, I know, I know that'd be
such a great one.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah. But what I got is some dude tagged Pee Diddy.
Oh snap, yeah, And I was like, what the fuck?
I want to team up a ditty? Maybe what's it
gonna give me? Baby oil? Well you do have baby
Well I know he's baby oil. Oh it's weird. Yeah,
this is a little weird. Baby it's weird. What is

(15:07):
baby oil? The masking money?

Speaker 5 (15:09):
It's kind of like mineral oil. Maybe, well then why
not just call it mineral oil? That sounds more to.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Put baby powder scent in it? Oh, to make it
smell like babies with baby powder scent? Is that? Okay?
Now you're getting into a Yakof Smirnoff bit. You know
what you know who that is? Yeah, from Branson, Missouri.
Yakof does Russian?

Speaker 5 (15:29):
I know, but he that's where he's uh has a
residence Missouri and we recently went on tour and I
was like, I can't believe they let him out of hers.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Well he was like, uh, yeah, because he did. He
does a bit where it's kind of like, uh, you know,
my wife brought home powdered orange juice. You add water
and you get orange juice. She brought home powdered you know,
pancake mix. You add water, you get pancakes or something
like that. And he's like, then one day she brought
home baby powder bad water, but he didn't get a baby. Oh.

(16:02):
But when you're talking about the baby oil, like if
you think of a spin on that, like, because like
olive oil, you get olive oil from squeezing olives, right,
so if you squeeze babies, do you get baby oil. Nope,
you just get poopy diapers.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
All right, I'm gonna challenge you on this one a
little bit here because.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I don't want to be challenged. I'm not drink this
ghost peppers don't do that without being on camera. I guess.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
So, like writing jokes is so interesting for both of us, right,
we both get kind of a weird dynamic on how
we go about writing our jokes. So you just saying
that about the baby oil adding water, and he didn't
get babies, right, baby powder baby or baby powder and
yet or something like that.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
I hasn't heard the bit in along.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
How I would have taken that? If I had to
write that as my own joke, I probably would have.
Like the setup is the same for both of us.
Let's just say that, you know, take one uh one
object when you get this and then bubbah get that.
But then to get our own punchline, I probably would
have said, and if you add water to baby oil,
you get uh child support payments or something along those lines.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah. So I don't know, how would you have taken
that approach? Like what would you have said? I don't know.
I probably did like olive oil, like the squeezing thing,
like I said, but I don't know, But isn't it
it's somebody else's bits, I stay away from it.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Well that's not I'm not saying like we're using them
at a stage. I'm just saying, like to take something
concept of like because I think a lot of comics
have done a baby powder, baby oil.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Or something probably at one point or another. I feel
like Ernest borgnine, Is that a person? I don't know.
There was this guy that my dad used to get
his videotapes of Ernest borgite Borg nine. I don't remember
if that was Okay's pay. That might even be like
a classical singer. I don't know. But there's this guy

(17:50):
that my dad used to get his VHS tapes every
month because he belonged to like some club. Why don't
we have that kind of thing anymore? We don't need
to stream.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
But I'm saying like, just like entertainer sending like something
of a club. I don't know, I don't know, Maybe
should try that, Maybe we should, or it's a really
bad idea.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Maybe, But like the guy would say stuff like, you know,
my brother went ice fishing and he brought home his catch,
and when his wife cooked it. They both drowned, you know,
and just like weird like that. Okay, Yeah, and the
guy always wore like a tuxedo, like a like a

(18:29):
penguin suit tuxedo. Okay, i'd have to look like I
could picture the guy.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
He can picture the guy. I mean I could picture
a penguin too.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Well.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
He was an old guy, old guy. Yeah, and I
don't mean like he dressed like a penguin. I meant
like he had one of those like conductor orchestra suits
with the tail flaps on the coat, so a tuxedo.
I guess if that's what your kids call him.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Maybe maybe I've been living my whole life a lie.
Maybe it isn't a tuxedo. Maybe there's a specific.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Maybe those joke. I'm mad at you because he's wearing
a sport coat and he told me he was wearing
a suit. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Yeah, no, no, no, I said I liked his coat,
and he's.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Or I said, I like the tuxedo and tuxedo Joe.
He said, we need a tuxedo.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
He's like, yeah, we need tuxedo Joe. And he's like,
it's not a tuxedo.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
It's a suit coat. Sports it's just sport. Thanks. Thanks,
by the way, for the name of the podcast. Joke
Joe and Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee, Bobby Le, what's up? No,
when you're talking about joke writing, My thing lately is
I don't I just get these ramps, like my brain
has been going straight like comedy like all the time,

(19:42):
because you're we're on a roll right now. No I know,
but like like I was even thinking about something the
other day, like why hasn't anybody ever and that this
isn't like a bit or anything.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
It was just like a thought, well, hold on, is
this gonna be our comedy tip of the week?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
You think something lately writing, maybe you would have it
because we didn't actually prepare one today. Yeah, we were
kind of hoping that we would have met earlier this week,
but life couldn't get in the life and Dean and
I this is a good problem. We're not complaining, but
we're just we're crazy busy right now. So it's crazy busy.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
It's very challenging for us to not that we're saying, oh,
the podcast over.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
We're not saying that oh no, no, no, knock on wood
or whatever. No, we're just getting started. Really but yeah,
if there's any time to do a single episode every
week is getting challenged.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Yeah, and then we don't necessarily want to be doing
it the night of that we're publishing.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Because in case we have some shit go down, because
it's already ten o'clock. Yeah, and we're and we're just
we're just going here, I mean, and tomorrow is fourth
of July, so no, I was supposed to, but I
don't have to know, so I'm just hoping to do
nothing tomorrow. But anyways, back to like the thoughts that

(20:54):
go through my head. I was just and maybe somebody
has done this and I just don't know about it.
But I was driving in my car and I thought, oh, no,
I know what it was. I was watching your Mom's
House or whatever with Tom Sigara and they show clips

(21:16):
on there, and they showed a clip of a guy
talking to Chris Hansen and Chris Hansen said, so if
I was a fourteen year old girl, where you're gonna
eat my ass? And I was like, that's not real.
But anyways, after I thought about it, I don't know
why I thought of it. I was like, how come

(21:37):
nobody ever like pranked Chris Hanson. You know, like they
pretend like, you know, they're a kid talking to him,
talking to these sicko pedophile dudes, and then you know
they're waiting for the kid. Here the pedophile was waiting
for the kid. And then Chris Hansen shows up and

(21:58):
he's like, hello, Bobby or whatever the guy's name is.
He's like, I bet you weren't expecting me, you know,
or something like that. I was like, why doesn't anybody
ever like flip it on Chris Hansen where like he
comes out and then there's a kid there and he's like, wait,
you were really a kid talking to a kid. He'd

(22:19):
be like, yeah, what else would I be? And then
all of a sudden, like another guy like Chris Hansen
comes out universe kid like or like a kid Chris
Hansen comes out, and I was just like, I bet you
weren't expecting me, you know, and like just to just
flip on him, just as a prank. I could see
if Punked was still around, that would be a thing.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Yeah, it's almost like a like Chris Cross, Oh, there
you go, that's good, Chris. I was just gonna say,
don't they just add junior to every show nowadays?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
And then that's probably that's what Chef Jr. How to
catch your predator Junior. Yeah, but I was just like happened.
We're pranked him And just like random stuff like that
comes to my head, like at my cow or my cow,
am I work at my cow, at my cara, at
my work, there's this giant cow out front like a statue. Yes,

(23:14):
it's huge. Can you touch it? Yeah? Can you loo?
Can you go ahead? And it has utters and everything.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Oh oh, wouldn't that be great if the utters just
like squirted out ice cream? Right, No, they'll be terrible.
But anyways, so maybe terrible to you, Dean, But that's
like a dream.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Well and I actually I actually said this in a
meeting actually right when the meeting was ending. So like
if in the it's ice cream, right, So there's giant
freezers like warehouse space that's ovens eighty below degreed freezers,
and so we need ammonia to keep that cool. But

(23:53):
if there's ever an ammonia leak, we have to go
meet out by the big cow. And when you meet
out by the big cow, you have to look up
at these wind socks and see which way the wind's blowing,
because you don't want to be down from monomonia. It'll
get you. And then I was just like, why why
didn't anybody ever just like rig the cow so that

(24:15):
you push a button and if the wind is blowing
towards you and the cow, you push a button and
its tail raises up and there's a big fan under
there and it blows the stuff away. And everybody was
just like, what the fuck? And so I'm like, Okay,
my brain is not of the normal human anymore. Sure,

(24:36):
what's the cow's name? Do you want to know the story?
It might give away where I work, But I'm not
saying where I work because I don't know if they're
be cool with that or not. But the cow's name
is Bernice, okay. And basically what it was is a
different company owned the building before it was no it

(24:58):
was all it was an ice cream company all so
that they went out of business. And basically the guy
that owned it like hated, hated his mother in law.
His mother, her name is Bernie, and so he had
this giant cow statue built in front of it and
named it Bernice. This was back in like the fifties

(25:22):
or something.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
And every time, you know, it'd probably come up with
a conversation for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Or easterbut like, hey, look here's Bernie, you know, and whatever.
Supposedly that's the that's the lore man. Yeah, that's cruel crazy.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
Speaking of law, I got to share my origin story yesterday.
I had an article published about me in a magazine.
So that's kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
And I think they reached out to you too, So
I have reached out, so you and I will also
be in this magazine. Yeah. In fact, that's the only
thing I may do that's work related. Did air quotes? Yeah?
Is maybe they have that interview tomorrow. Sweet, Yeah, there
you go. Yeah, because I told them I said we

(26:08):
were a little tomorrow. I didn't really want to do anything.
Maybe grill something grilling and doing an interview. Yeah, a magazine,
Playing Girl magazine, play.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Girl studd Well, if they picked well, I'm the one
that nominated you. So I gues that means that I'm
in Playgirl magazine. I guess so, well, it looks like
that it's going under.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
I was just looking at Dean as the last Playgirl ever.
Do excuse me? So your excuse? We have some pretty
good shows, like we have one today and yeah, last weekend.
We haven't talked about like anywhere past show as much. Yeah, recently,
do we want to go as far back as the

(26:55):
first one and work our way back up to today?
Or yeah, let's do that. That would have been.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
Wisco Rapids, or we talked about Gosho's Funniest because that
would have been the last one that I did prior
to that.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I didn't I didn't move on.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
But I am eligible for wild card yet, so I'm
not out completely. But I'm definitely gonna give it a
good push trying to win that spot. I think I
think I can do it.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah, but if my round is still up, so yeah,
you're round four so which you're in August, so but
you know, go for Dean's round. But then and I'm
going to avenge you. Yeah, and then you shall be avenged.
Thank you. I never had anybody avenge anything for me.
I've But next week, July eleventh, Stan Debrowski, longtime listener

(27:47):
and good friend, is competing for his round, so you
can go and support him. We'll be there. You can
hang out with us. We don't mind.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
If you want to sit with us, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Otherwise we just have a table to our.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
He's coming to so the three of us I don't know,
but you can also use his code. This time they
put their full name. But I think it is just
the well I think it is just the five letters.
So his would be Debrow instead of Bro.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
It's just Debro. I think stan Bro. I think it's Debro.
He should go with that. I know stanle Bro. He
should be Stand. He might stand. That would be good.
His merch it says Stan Eddie. It's his middle name.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
And actually he was telling me, uh for the show
another show that we'll talk about.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
He was telling me that that.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
You know, that's his middle name, and that a lot
of people that's how they know him. They don't know
him as stand.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
He's actually working.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
We were talking a little bit. He's going to be developing,
I think, uh. And he was sharing me with me
a story.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Have the name Stan because everybody that I know that
goes by their middle name at the same first name
as I don't know. That's a good question. I'll have
to ask him. But he was telling me kind of
the origin of that part of just being known as Eddie.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
And I don't think he intentionally tried to make it funny,
but I was like, dude, this is a great bit
that you literally made like a ten minute bit just
talking with me about it that you could definitely translate
to on stage just for conversation, Like like I want
to see him try that, not saying that he should
try that for oh gosh, it's funny, so don't do that.

(29:28):
Do your best stuff, but like I want to see
him do a mic and just try to work that
bit out because just like talking and seeing like if
he can turn that into actual material, it'd be.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Really cool to see that. Yeah, And something that kind.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Of always warms my heart a little bit because you
and I work a lot on stuff and we'll give
each other tags and things like that.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Sometimes.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
I always like one of the jokes that you're doing now,
I don't think it's given away just by calling it
the title, but.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Shortages is what I'm gonna call. Yeah, we don't have
too much about that, right.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
And one of your tags on there, I remember helping
you write for the second part of that bit with
the Boogers. Oh yeah, and it is kind of cool,
like like obviously it's yours and like your voice and everything,
but it is kind of cool to be like, Okay,
I gave you the idea. Yep, you turned it around
with your voice and then like to hear people like it.

(30:23):
It is kind of like a cool outside thing because
it's like it's like, yeah, I had a part of that.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
I get to I get to share a little bit
of that laugh.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
You know.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Well, I was like doing doing my thing about customer service.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
But that one that that might be, I mean, that's
definitely a top.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Three of your jokes for sure. There's a bit in
there about a crossing garden. Yeah, it's all I'll say. Yeah,
And I actually got help with that one because that
was a suggestion from Kate Hermson Okay, And whenever she's around,
I love doing that part because you can always see
her just kind of like, well, I think everybody kind

(31:06):
of like uh, and that's not how she sounds, but
you can see the giddiness.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
She's You're usually so spot on with impressions, and I'm like,
that's your Kate.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Should I do it? Sound like Kate, you want to?
I don't.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
I don't even think you want to go and try
to even attempt that. I don't know that mud be
a good idea.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Fine, I won't do it, but I just think I'm
not saying I can do it, but I was going
to try to do an impression, but it may turn
out really bad. Yeah, you gotta be careful and don't
take that wrong if you're listening Kate, but you're probably not.
But Trevor might be. Doubt it. Doubt it too. If
they are, they're going to say something now yeah, yeah
maybe and we'll find out. Yeah yeah see if it

(31:52):
gets back to them, No, it's fine. We've discussed having
them actually on here, Yeah, either individually or take together. Yeah,
because they're like practically married, even though they're not married, right, Yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Just kind of goes back to the dynamic they were
talking about with Tom Cigur and his life.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
We were talking about that on here.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
No, I know about you and I were talking about
that earlier. It's just it's it's so strange for a
husband and wife to both be comedians comedians and then.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Really think it's so separate.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Right Other than that one podcast, really everything is like
they don't do shows together.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Maybe they have, but like maybe they rarely somehow or
maybe I mean they're just they're so different styles anyway
though too, so it doesn't and she is definitely mentally ill.
Like I mean, I watched Bad Thoughts and I was
just like, wow, that was kind to disturb as a
lot of disturbing thoughts, and that's why it's called Bad Thoughts.

(32:48):
I wasn't. I really want to hear some of the
stuff she says on their podcast, and it's like, whoa,
maybe that she might be worse.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Yeah, I mean, I mean that's his style, right, He's
always had like I.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Do like it. I'm not saying the I'm not saying
there's anything wrong with it. For being mentally yellow is
a real thing.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
But we just ad Men's Mental Hair Awareness Month.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Help. It's over now so we don't have to be aware.
So thank god I can go back in denial. Yeah. Yeah,
that's a river in Egypt, Denial. Yeah, I know. Man.
Sometimes I just love a good little pun like that. Yeah,
because I like yabits, yeah butts whenever somebody's like yeah

(33:30):
but and then like yeah, buts live in the woods.
Yeah yeahbos live in the woods. Did I did? I
and my weird comedy thing on how my thoughts are
just random and weird, like the cow with the thing
in the crisp hand something. Yeah, I did yeah, yeah,
I thought there was one other thing I was going
to bring up with it, but it doesn't matter. We're

(33:52):
talking about shows a little bit. Yeah, and that's where
we were, and I don't want to completely like divert
from it and then we don't talk about it. Yeah,
so we're we wrapped up.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Oshkosh's funniest ye Stands is on July eleventh, is round three.
I don't even remember everybody that's in the round, but
the lineups keep changing, people drop out whatever, so it hard.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Now, which is which is nothing against the competition or anything,
but usually when things are set, they're set right, like
somebody drops out. You had ten people in your round,
one person drops out, now you have nine. Yeah, you
don't get that. It's not like somebody else can add
on in a later round.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
Right, But also at the same time the same time too,
like I get it, you want to have a full
show because like for my round it dropped down to
six people.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
You know, you were just staring at me because I
was doing and.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Just rubbed a baconator on his microphones and bacon, which
is honestly, like when you were just saying, no, please
don't do that. What you were just saying of like,
has this phrase ever been said before. I don't think
anyone's ever said, don't rub a baconator on you a microphone, Like,
I don't think that's ever been said before, which is

(35:03):
is is kind of wild to think about.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
When those types of things. Speaking of microphones, I like
to say, wild. That's at the show we just did today. Wild.
I was in the bathroom and some guy dropped aducer
and he left without washing his hands. Oh no, And
I almost made a bit that like, I don't want
you guys to think I'm many, like more special than

(35:27):
anybody else because I'm going last and closing the show.
It's just that I don't wash my hands after I pooh,
so nobody wants to touch the microphone after me. And
I was gonna say something like that, but I was like, no,
it's a totlet humor. That's weak, that's hacky, whatever. But
I think they would have liked it. They probably would have.
But I was really hoping that guy would have been
in the audience, the guy who didn't watch his hand.

(35:50):
So guess what guy uh at the thing at the
Odyssey if he went poop and he didn't wash your hands.
I saw you, he saw you, and we're talking about
it in front of millions in a globally streamed podcast. Ye,
and we're big in Indonesia for some reason. Yeah, are

(36:10):
you proud of yourself? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (36:12):
Actually that washing your hands after pooping be big.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
In Deonisia, wouldn't it. I don't know. They're not very
good with sewage. Oh no, no, oh. And then the
other guy I want to talk about.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
He's like Carl, you know, there's not too many times
that he's like Dean's like, there's not too many times
that I don't want you to say anything, but he's like,
that would get us cancer.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I'm not saying that. And then before we get back
to the shows doing, the other person I want to
talk about is the fucking guy that was in front
of me at Wendy's. Okay when I went there, Yeah,
when I got this bacon. Here, here comes the bacon here.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
It does kind of sound like bacon sizzling a little
bit so delicious. He's lying, he's not even eating, he's
just rubbing and rubbing the microphone.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
It's in the wrap though. It's not like I'm rubbing up,
not going raw dog with the freaking.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
Baconator on it is your microphone. You could do what
you want. And if you want your microphone to smell
like a baconator and then a lesser that'd be fire
quality baconator. Maybe as it goes along, maybe I can.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
But no. The guy in front of me, like, so
I pull up and he's in a busted ass envoy
and uh, okay, it's a car truck, should be whatever envoy,
Nissan Envoy, whatever an envoy is. It's a busted ass envoy.
And he pulls up and they're like, hello, can we

(37:41):
help you? And he's like, I need a minute and
then they're like, okay, take all the time you want.
And I'm like, no, motherfucker, get out of the line.
If you don't know, don't go inside if you don't
know what you want. But that's not it. He doesn't.
He doesn't end there. He's sitting there and he's looking
and they're like, you can go whenever you're ready. He's like, yeah,

(38:02):
I'm still looking. And then the guy he's just like, so,
what do you have own? You've got to be kidding. Okay,
A couple of things to box. First of all, you
don't know what you want, don't go through the drive
to right if you're gonna like special order, if you should,
we should we report him? No to the police. No, no, okay, no, okay,

(38:23):
because I will find him and I'm bringing the war club.
No up. But anyway, you're getting goosed, getting goosed. No,
but uh, anyways, I like that.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
I'm going to add that into my lexicon. Now you're
getting goosed, and I'm gonna mean you're getting beat with
the club.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
But it's like, okay, so if you don't know what
you want, go inside. If you don't know what they have,
definitely going How do you not know what Wendy tasks?
All right?

Speaker 5 (38:49):
In all fairness, like I know Burger's chicken nugget stuff,
I don't know specifically, but.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
He's like, what do you all have? And she's like, oh,
we have. You don't even know what to right, It's
like right there and maybe the guy couldn't read. But
their pictures, yeah, I mean that is why they have pictures.
I'll have that one with the bacon on it. But
it's same thing too, like if you have a special order,

(39:16):
like where you're changing everything, yeah, customizing it.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Yeah, do they have an apt Wendy's they do. Can
you orders through that and then pick up the drive
through like Taco Bell.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
You can't hear yet. Okay, you still new, but I
think you can. But yeah, it's like customized like that
or go inside. Yeah, I was in a hurry. Yeah
that's fair. Record needed whole milk and I needed to
get hold and then whole milk, and then you asked,
and then I didn't read the message. Fine, I'll get
my baby's over whole milk. Carl won't get the milk

(39:47):
for me for my baby. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
I like how you just said the baby like tom
Segura does the whole bit where he's like crying as
a baby. He's like my baby, the baby man. Some
of Tom Fat tom Se Girl was really the best
tom se Girl.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
You know he's skinny and he's disturbed. Well, I think
what happens. I think it's because when he was fat,
but he related to us, Well, what if he's skinny
because he has like brainworms or something.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
He's skinny because he broke his arm playing basketball in
his leg and died.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Usually get fat when that happens. No, he changed his life.
Physical therapy we talk about him way too much in
here for somebody who like doesn't talk about us on
his podcast. You know, you don't ever talk about us?
Tom Tom? Yeah, Tom, was the last time you have
a baconator on your lecord? He does it every night.

(40:41):
Are we gonna have to get a dozen episode bacon
baconator episode? Nah? No, I mean that's a might that
for that? Why oh? People can be listening to it
in their car, you know, be like that was annoying? Fuck?

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Well, you know, maybe they don't even know what a
baconator sounds like on a microphone and we enlightened them.
Or maybe you're not even rubbing a baconator. Maybe that
was a chicken sandwich you you can just give away?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
And I couldn't because I couldn't decide. People are like, no,
I don't believe this. There's no way a baconator in
front of Dean has lasted this long in front of
both of us, and we're not getting like a lady
in the tramp? Do you like them? I honestly, I
don't know. If I've had one, I'm not going to
have it now.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
We know.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
It's the stupidest question, too, Is it like I ordered
the Baconator thing that like, do you want to single,
a double or a triple? I wanted a single. I
would have ordered a son of a Baconator because that's
what it's called. Okay, what's the triple called? The Daddy
Bacon Fat Tom Sigura Baconator. No, I don't know, No,

(41:52):
I don't know what it's called. You know, you just
said we weren't going to mention him, and they literally
mentioned him, and I shouldn't. I just I listened to
his podcasts. Yeah. I can't find the podcasts I want
to listen to, so I just keep going back to those.
I was trying to listen to Joe Rogan the other day.
He's not bad, He's not. It's like weird and out

(42:14):
there on every episode like he is sometimes.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
But I think part of what the Joe Rogan thing is,
like you have to find a person that you're interested
in hearing. Yeah, that's the guest, Like, yeah, he'd like
I like listen to, like when Brian Reagan's on there.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Yeah. Uh, Jim Norton was on there the other day.
I like that one. Jim Norton has been on a
lot of them lately. He's been on two Bears. I
think he was on. Is he pushing like a tour
or special? I don't know. Maybe I used to listen
to the WTF podcast with Mark Marin a lot. Used

(42:50):
to be my favorite, but he's so depressing. Lightly Yeah
you were saying that, Yeah, I like the guy, but
man's I mean, I get, you know, stuff with like
the Country bothers him a lot. Yeah, but I'm like trying.
I'm like, it's four in the morning. That something you

(43:11):
want to hear to. I'm driving the work. Yeah, you
need something funny, uplifting, interesting, and I honestly, I I'm
not sick of music, but I've just been preferring talk
in the morning.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Well yeah, and you kind of get burned out from
even your favorite playlist too, right.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Yeah, I can listen to freaking cub something so many
times a day. All right, keep let's move on. Keep
moving through the shows that we did. Yes, we did
place I'll stop rubbing my bacon eater. We did the
Whisco Rapids Show, and that was an interesting show at
seventeen sixteen. That was nice turn out a lot of

(43:52):
people there.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Not everybody necessarily knew there was a comedy show, but
we were their very first one. Yeah, and they liked
it enough that they said that one d to come
back and they want to do more. But they learned
from us doing our show, yeah, which is is a
good thing, not necessarily for us, so.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Much like said, next time, they'll put some ground rules
down because there's a lot of people just talking chatter, yeah, chatting,
but just fucking pepsi people. Well they almost got me
to switch to coke, which is crazy. I mean Coca Cola,
not coke. But no, I'm still gonna still drink pepsi products,
Mountain Dew, wild Chair pepsi. But just for no. The

(44:30):
guy that said he invented Bubbler was yeah, yeah he was.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
Because I looked up who the founder was, it wasn't him.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
So yeah, Bubbler, you got roast the launch show.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Yeah, Bubbler, you got people impersonating your see your founder,
just so you know.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
And he says it in public activity shows, yeah, comedy
shows with Dean and I we were there as like
I found that Bubbler. Yeah, maybe they meant the drinking funtain. No,
he's wearing a Bubbler shirt just saying Wisconsin rapids.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
They weren't even really from Pepsi. I feel like they were,
but I don't know, I feel where the rude is.
I know, the man you had the joke of the
night that he got him so good.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
I mean, should do it because I probably never do
it again.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
I was gonna say, yeah, you definitely can mention it.
I mean, you could still probably do it at chows
as a story of like how you most to them,
But no, I think it's worthwhile to do it, so
I'm not you want me to be the Pepsi people.
I could be the Pepsi people.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Okay, you're like, are you just gonna be rude? Yeah,
you're not funny. They didn't say that to me. Yeah,
you're right, they didn't see. You can't say that. Just
be tugging talking to a bunch of people like I'm
from Sugary.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Hey, I gotta go by he walk out people.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Hey, you know what? You know what Pepsi people? You
want to know what the real Pepsi challenges? Shutting the
funk up during my set.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Boom, Yeah, the place erupted. Honestly, it definitely was the
joking night, I think because.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
It sound funny as we say, But if you were
there and saw how rude they were. Yeah, they were
pretty because they were talking during cash Is said they're
being mean to Cash and I didn't like I was.
I I think I handled it pretty great.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
I mean, we'll talk about it now after you know,
we'll talk about it after now. But you know, Yau,
when the show, we're professional, but.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Like Farley Napoleon dynamite looking asshole.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Jeesusn't I can't even remember what I was gonna say. Sorry, no,
just like you know, at a show, we're going to
be professional, but man, it really does kind of hurt
our feelings. You know, like when people are heckling and stuff.
They think it's like it has no impact, but like,
we really do work hard on preparing a show and
trying to that was a big boom, you know, trying

(46:45):
to cater it to whatever show that we're doing this for.
You know, we're doing research on the town and stuff
like that, trying and why.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Were they even there? Is there pepsi in Wisconsin rapids?

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Well you know they probably delivered. But it's just like, well,
if we're going to a show, just just people l like, like,
we want you to have fun and if we're engaging
with you we want you to do that too, but
like remember where the show, like we're like you can
bounce off with us, but you're not.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
You shouldn't be taking it over hijacking it, right, And
just for clarification, I don't have beef with PEPSI just
some of the people that work there that they should
be immediately fired and forced to go work in pet food.
I think the worst we could do to them is
making work Coca Cola. Why, that'll just be the same
way what I'm just saying, like, be like, he won't

(47:35):
be like I'm the founder, He'll be like, where am
the founder of some other per Herman with a with
a bobcat gold. Yeah. Not supposed to do that either?

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Why because it's annoying as fuck? That's what I'm told.
Who says that? People? Uh, people, you're not right because
it's funny. What what's the Coca Cola version of Butler?
Do they have one? I don't think Butler is owned
by PEPSI. I think it's its own thing. Really Yeah, well,
what the fuck? They're just they're just it's a what

(48:14):
is it?

Speaker 5 (48:15):
A conglomerate of drinking products.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
People kind of like in BEV owns a bunch of company.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Probably like you know, like when you're when you're creating
a mob, right, a mob mob, a bunch of gangsters.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Yeah, you're You're all part of beverage, the gang beverage
beverage family. But you have cousins. So Bubbler and PEPSI
are cousins. And what's that other one that is popular?
I think I have some in the house right now.
I have Rocket flavor of Rocket Pop wild bub Bubby

(48:55):
bub like the bubble Michael was the spokesperson for while.
Is that is that coke? I don't know. I feel
like we need to do a beverage family tree. I
roasted the public guy anyway, launch Yeah, how did you
do that? Again? I said, I was drinking a non

(49:17):
alcoholic beer, and I riffed on that a little bit,
and then I said, but it's at least better than
drinking that bubbler ship and tastes like two cans Sam
Piste in a can full of radio static. Yeah, because
I was bitter at that guy. Yet, however, many days

(49:37):
later it was all right, sorry to go on another tangent.
Care So what show are we on? We went to Wisconsin.
They gave us pizza. Yeah, and that was delicious. I
had the left Well, yes, they paid us very well. Well,
they paid us in the middle of our shows. Yeah,
I'm pleased with that. Like that, I don't get paid

(49:59):
at You don't get paid at drive thousands of miles.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
But the tansion I wanted to go on was Walmart
did something right? Yeah, they do things or do you
mean they did something correct?

Speaker 5 (50:15):
No, they did something right, like their leaders now in
something that I thought was pretty impressive.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
You're saying, So, are you saying Walmart did something right?
Or are you saying Walmart did something right? Like they
did it correct? They did it correct? Okay, they're living
in thirty thirty or whatever. So you ready for this?
So we're just talking about Cereal.

Speaker 5 (50:37):
I finally got one of like their new specialty series,
Like they had one for a while that I wanted
to get and I couldn't find anywhere. It was a
cookie butter grams basically, yeah, you asked me about that,
I couldn't find them. I wanted to try key cookie
but yeahy butter right. But so I finally found one
of their new ones that they put out, and it's

(50:59):
a looks like Captain crunch, like the regular yellow brick things.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Right, Yep, it's chocolate glass.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Okay, but it's chocolate and then inside is filled with
peanut butter and it's kind of.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
No, it's different with peanut butter.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
No, it's it's definitely firmer and the peanut butter is
like solid. It's kind of like I got to do
that bit. It's almost kind of like those Peebee crisps
from like the nineties. Yeah, and you put it in,
you know, you get it nice soaking and melk. It
does not absorb it. It stays firm, so that's kind
of nice in the sense, and it fills you up

(51:39):
like it's protein packed. Like I was like, well, that's
kind of crazy. Like I had a cup, not a bowl,
a cup of cere and I was like, man, I'm
more full than I eat like a gallon bucket of
frosted flakes or something. But this is where the innovation
comes in. And I'm not sure if you're ready for this,
but they did a regular size cereal box and they
did two small bags in there.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
I've seen that.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
I've not seen a double bag cereal before. I thought
it was great because it's like you open the bag
and you're like, okay, this is good, and then you're like,
all right, I guess whitch Cereals. And then by the
time you come back to it still that was great
because I.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Can't remember what Cereal did it, but it was like
so it might have been like a funkin donut Cereal
or something where they had like chocolate donut hole Cereal
on one side, o vanilla donut hole Cereal on the
other side, two separate bags. But yeah, it was funny
because then it was like and then you pour them
and they come together in the bowl. I'm like, so,
then why did you just put them in the same bag?

(52:30):
Because they want you to do the mist and they
want you to do it separately. Yeah, I remember where
I was going with the Joe Rogan podcast. But real
quick though, you did not.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
You were not as nearly as excited about this as
it before. Sorry, okay, but you never shared that with me.
You never thought of it till now. Well, that's it's
pretty innovative. I mean, I mean, if I use Twitter,
I probably would have tweeted about it.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Okay. I'm just saying, like, that's how big of a
deal it was. I'm very happy you were excited, very
happy that you're excited. I feel like we didn't need
to have this conversation. It's fine. No, I appreciate.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
The next time that you say something that I'm not
super excited about, I'm gonna act really excited about it
just to inspite.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
That won't hurt me, okay, because I'll believe you're genuine.
You're right, I'm always genuine. I'm always interested in what
you have to say. So we'll get through these shows eventually.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
I mean, we're only on this very short episode. We're
only at fifty two minutes.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Okay, because this is a very special independence version. I
don't know if we're gonna we're gonna have to stop soon,
if we're going to upload it, because in the fucking
thingle crash and then we'll have to do it all
over again.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
No, but I was just saying, we won't have it
up by midnight if we're too long, So we're well, no,
we're just gonna have the power through it and just
knock it out.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
So all right, do you no? When you said listen
to it because there's people that you're interested in. I
randomly turned it on and it Oliver Anthony or Anthony Oliver.
H He's like he's a country singer all the guy
that's like rich. People know, Richie Rich. Yeah, he was

(54:10):
on there, you know, and yeah, he kind of sounds
like a beagle or something when he sings.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Selling my soul. Oh for bullshit pain. Now my Joe
brogan talking about things in.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Or whatever exact guy and guy kind of his episode
was interesting. He's a really smart guy. Yeah, yeah, and
not that I think, you know, people are stupid, but
some of stuff he says it's a little bit out there.
But I was like, wow, this is a good episode.
And the thing that's really interesting that I thought about

(54:48):
him was that he he hates fame. Yeah, like for
the last couple of years, he's been trying so hard
to not be popular, but yet he could news well
keep selling his soul, working all day time and a half.

(55:10):
It's the bullshit pain because I'm a rich guy North
and bacon me Rich, give me bacona. Let me rub
the baconator while you're singing.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
No, it's rich folk north of Norfolk. Okay, he's being
very protective of his baconator.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
He was singing. I was doing a little backup selling
my soul. He doesn't even do that.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
I'm doing the I'm making our own thing. But I
could do the ooh yeah, let's see how it sounds.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Mine sounds like where were you scared to touch your
mic with it? No, I'm just sounded like, oh, it
really doesn't make as much noise on mine. He's rubbing
it on the side. There you go, here you I
got it. Give him a Baconator bag. Two guys fighting
over baconator sandwich.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
On their MICUs one baconator. Oh my shoot, I was
gonna say I thought we had a title. I thought
we had a title for the episodes, but it might.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Be can we say bacon or the way is that trademark?
It's probably trademark Bacon Later, two guys, we should call
it rich Folk north of Norfolk.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
No, anyway, we're not even gonna remember the six times
we say it. When I'm like, what what do you
want to say again? And you'll be like, so.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Let's go we ca Okay, So we did the Wisconsin
Rapid Show and that's pretty good, and then we.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Drove way up almost into Canada. Launch this is an
extra event center and in good case, Ryan Good Case,
And honestly, that was probably the best comedy show at
least that I've been a part of.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
There. It was fantastic. It was really good. Everybody crushed it,
but he crushed it.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Time.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
I really enjoyed, like because I was featuring. Yeah, so
then I was in the green room with him and
we're just kind of talking about stuff whenever. But I
liked how like he would tell a joke and some
of it was stuff we were talking about in the
gran room, and then he would turn and look at
me like like he just had this like look like

(57:18):
like yeah, boy.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
Well that's one thing I thought was kind of cool too,
Like he's very soft spoken, it's super nice. And of course,
but like you know, we were talking the car, and
he picked up every single thing that we talked about. Yeah,
like there was like a reference to like this, And
I was like, I didn't even think he was awake.
I thought he was napping because he took a red eye,
so he was sleeping for a little bit. And I

(57:40):
was like, huh, I can't even believe that he knew
that because it's like, you know, we're going by at
one point it was like Blueberry Avenue and I was like,
that's kind of a weird name. I don't want to
stop there.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
And he was like you're allergic. Well, well, then like
later on in the show or he's like, what do
you guys name your streets like Blueberry Avenue? I was like,
I didn't even think you picked that up. My favorite
thing that he did, though, was like he was like,
so Carl is a pro Go for Pro Mini pro
Minigofer deans a pro Axtra And I used to think
stand up comedy wasn't a real job. Yeah, he's like.

(58:16):
I was like, got us, yeah, boom, hey, I'll at
least say this. Uh it makes us have some sort
of moment and no moment in their brain.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
And I don't know the like I loved it when
Sam Talent roasted me for fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
I didn't you didn't like that he roasted me? Oh?

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Do mean?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (58:37):
I thought all my friends, well, I thought it was funny.
I don't take anything like that person.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
He sent me an email and I was like, spams.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
It's only when people are doing that stuff trying to
damage your career is when it's problem. At least in
my mind.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
He wasn't doing that. He was just mean to my friends,
and I don't like it. Okay.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
Also, he's much bigger than you, so that would have
been a good fight to watch him. You take him
down pretty quick. Was he ever a cage?

Speaker 2 (59:07):
No, But I'm just saying like that would have been good.
It's like kind of like David versus Goliath. Oh, Like
it's it's like the fighting Sam talent. I know if
I'm just saying it would have been we could have
sold extra tickets. He'll just say bad things about me
in this podcast. Yeah, but I'm just saying, we could
have sold extra tickets to the post show. Uh. All

(59:27):
I said was he was mean to my friends and
I didn't like it. That's all I said. I didn't
think it was mean to me. I thought, good, then
I'm glad. But he called me, and I say who
else he talked about or how he talked about other people?
But yeah, but that's I mean, obviously that's just one
of my other friends. Feelings were very very hurt. Okay.

Speaker 5 (59:47):
I'm just saying again, like that's what kind of what
you gotta going into having watching Sam Town Like that's
his I know, I know, right.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Yeah, Okay, And he was just doing it for listens
and whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
I know, I know you drove separate, so you didn't
get to partake in the following day activities. But we
did a rage room and that's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
So for me a Tuesday yea at my house. I
never did that before. I just mean like my toddlers. Yeah,
just throwing stuff and break Its.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Always a rage, always a rearra You just completely buy
new furniture in China.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Every week all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Yeah, smash, but yeah it was fun. It's tiring, like
you you're paying for twenty minutes and that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Was it was it just the time because I've seen
ones where stuff, so you start off with like a
TV in the room. We have a TV. There was
a TV, and then anything else you want you have
to pay.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
At Well, they gave us a box of forty items
that Ryan, Ryan and I split together, and that was
you can only have.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
Two people in the room together and have to go alone. Yeah,
but he was okay with that. He he suggested it.
But yeah, it was cool.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
Like I was like taking plates and I was like
holding them like sideways and I would throw them up
in the air for Ryan to hit with a baseball
bat and then right well, then when it was my turn,
I would be like pull pull.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
That was cool.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
There was a washer dryer thing in there. What they
have you wear a jumpsuit and a neck guard and
safety goggles or safety goggles and a safety helmet and gloves,
and then you wore your own shoes. But they had
like a like one of those seed scrapers that you

(01:01:32):
find like on a trail to scrape your shoes for
glass bits and stuff. It's maybe it was just like
it was like a little uh brush thing and your
one foot fitting there at a time you scrape across.
That's like how you get seeds off when you're walking
trails and stuff. Yeah, and then they let you pick
up playlist of music and so you're we'd listen to

(01:01:54):
like nineties Anthony. No, we listened to like nineties metal
and it was good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Up and say like backsheet boys.

Speaker 5 (01:02:02):
That would have been kind of funny. H two things.
It definitely was like didn't say their name. But I
took my anger out on comics that wronged me in
the past, So did that and then bookers that hadn't
paid me. So so that was I destroyed a T

(01:02:23):
I destroyed a full TV based on that. I particularly
liked using this like wooden night stick thing better than
like a kind of Yeah, I liked it. It was
more just like a stick I get a doll, but
it was solid and I like that better than using
the aluminum bat.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
And then they had to let me bring the war club. Yeah,
you could bring your own stuff to what if you
wanted to bring a shotgun and choot a TV? No,
not for that, I'm not worth my time.

Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
So part of that was kind of funny was that
two of the walls in the room were owned by
the place, and two of the other walls where there's
their least person neighbor. So they're like, if you're gonna
hit stuff, can you hit it towards the other walls
and not those That's interesting. I thought it was just
kind of funny. But they're gonna have four escape rooms there,
which would be fun to go back.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
I may be a rage escape room.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
No, they're they're they're gonna probably rearrange a little bit.
And then they also have laser tag, but there was
only three of us, so that probably wouldn't have been
his fun I.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Don't like laser tag. I like it. I like the
more like We used to play it in college a lot,
and this one guy would always like the thing was
always on your chest, he'd covered up with his hands. No,
he just hide behind the door and his head would
be sticking out and I'd be shooting his head all
day long and see the laser go on the forehead
and he still who you guys suck. But then I'd
get the super silker and I'd shoot him in his

(01:03:46):
laser tag thing, which was like through the wall or something.
Well like I would just shoot him in the laser
tag best and then he'd get zapped. M hm.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
You know they have like like these places. They're called
like one as a CMP Tactical down in like Walk
a Shaw or something like that, or Icombat actually I
think is in the name now, and they put like
haptic vests out and they'll shock you when you get shot,
so it's like you're getting hit. Not not like super
it's not just it's comparable to like probably more paintball airsoft,

(01:04:18):
but just like you know you're getting hit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
And the Dells they used to have a zombie apocalypse.
I think they still do that. It's like a it's
like a VR one now though, Oh it is because
I thought it used to be like real people and
you shoot them with paintaballs. Yeah, I think they switched
to VR.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Still have actors and stuff too, but like yeah, like
that stuff's kind of neat. I mean that would be
pretty freaky. Yeah, doing with the VR, I think. Okay,
so that show is good. Boom Launce yep at the
Extra and then tonight we had a theater and Fond Delac, which,
again first time doing a show in a movie theater

(01:04:53):
for me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
You that's your second one, right, Paul Springs was in
like a there's a movie theater slash performance arts theater.
It is big, a lot of people there.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
Yeah, but tonight's show was put on by Laughable Productions,
so who's also producing the is funniest so correct kind
of a nice little tie together of doing multiple shows.
So yeah, probably more stuff to come with them in
the future here, so that's kind of nice.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
And uh, I don't know we should end on something.
Oh yeah, what are you want to end on that?

Speaker 5 (01:05:32):
I know we have one other show to talk about,
the upcoming show Saturday. Yep, we're doing a benefit show
cancer benefit not to benefit cancer, but to help people
that have cancer.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
And I'm still a little confused on like the attendance, Like, well,
it's just it is what it'll be.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
It's gonna be tough because we know it's a holiday weekend,
but you know, we're trying to be supportive and and that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Sort of thing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
So but that's going to be in Cedarburg, Wisconsin at the.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Wiscouts And yeah, all right, so now that's all their shows.
And I asked a little bit about somebody who knows
of the place, and they said, it's a nice place.
I've been there before. Oh you have that. They have
a nice stage.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
And I don't remember stage. I just remember like wat
seeing people's art there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
I don't she said, they have a nice stage. Actually,
they do have a stage just to be outside. It
apparently used to be a place where people like Girl
Scouts would go. It was like a Girl Scouts center.
And well, and that's where they would go to pick
up all their gear, okay or something anyway, but that's
there set like up to she said, like one hundred
and fifty two hundred people. So that's for shows.

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
I think we should end on just something that's not
necessarily shows, No, not shows or comedy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
I saw something.

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
Strange at festival food and we were just discussing it
a little bit before, and you said, apparently it's really
popular and everybody does it, but I never heard of it.
And maybe you guys can tell too if this sounds
familiar to you or.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
I'm just the crazy. I already talked about the cereal
with the two bags. No, no, no, yeah, we know that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
It's what we talked about a little bit before, just
because it blew my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Does anybody know what finger jello is? Come on, Carl, No,
I've never heard of Knox. Have you ever heard of
called Knox blocks?

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Come on? I had jello with a spoon? What I
probably have someone in the house. You want me to
go get it? Finger jello? Yes? Is it called finger jello? Yeah?
Is it justell?

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Just eat it with a spoon, like, don't call it?
Add Knox to it? What's nocks? It's like a gelatine,
like a firming agent that makes it more firm so
you can easily hold it and it doesn't crumble.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
Why do you want to hold it with your fingers
because it's awesome. Get your fingers all color you don't?

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
You keep talking, I'll go get something you can try. No,
I don't know because I saw it and it made
me angry, because I'm like, finger jello the first time
I've ever heard of food other than ranch making you
angry and blueberries and blueberries kill you. It's different.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
But no, it's just like, no, just put it in
a bowl.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Do you think it was made out of fingers? No?

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Just like, why are like, what if we have a
bowl of finger jello? Hold on, hold on, if we
have a bowl of finger jello?

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Am I reaching my hand in? They're grabbing some jello?
Are you reaching your hand in? They're grabbing some jel? Yeah?
What about the guy from the theater? They didn't wash
his hands. He's reaching in there to dump it out?
What he's got to dump it out? See? No, just
having in a bowl, eat it with a spoon or
with a straw.

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
If you're feeling adventurous, get the fingers out of there,
do you No, I don't want none of your finger jel.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
You'd take a bite of it. You'd be like, this
is fucking heaven. I wish there was finger pudding.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
No, actually that sounds gress. And now that you say that,
if you go to whole Havai. Uh, they have poi
and it's determined how good it is by how many
fingers you need to use to eat it. So like
two finger poi is like the best. Apparently two fingers scoop.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Oh oh yeah like that. Yeah, one finger means you
don't have a proud with that. But you brought him
a finger jello. Well that's cultural. Jello is jello Knox blocks.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
I brought them for a treated in school one time.
I think this is a Wisconsin thing. I never heard,
not once in my entire life have I ever heard
of finger jello Cosby what knows all about it? Cutting
pops that's different. No, it's jello jello, finger ring bring

(01:09:26):
bring jello jello origin.

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
See now this is where we're finally getting into crazy
debate stuff because you're actually looking something up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
You never look something up finger jello or jello Jigglers. Yeah,
I remember that commercial commercial. It was like jig jig jell,
look on jigglers, jickle dieggle jello, go on jigglers because
there's recipe for how to make them. We are the
kids in America because you never took like a cookie
cutter and cut out like a star shaped jello. Eat

(01:10:00):
it with your fingers a star for the July. But
I didn't eat it with my fingers. It was on
the jello salad. Okay, here we go, ready. Finger jello
or jello jigglers originated with the broader history of jello,
which was first trademarked in eighteen ninety seven. The finger
jello or jiggler concept, with the gelatine is molded into

(01:10:23):
shapes and eaten as finger food, likely emerged later as
a popular way to enjoy the dessert, particularly with the
rise of jello as a snack in the mid twentieth century.
Get a spoon and then it just goes all the
way into like jello. Get a spoon. Where did jello? No,
I don't care about finger jelly. It's been around. Get

(01:10:45):
a spoon. You're really offended by finger jelly.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
Yeah, I don't think it's something that we should be
having as a finger food.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
If you've felt it, you'd know.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
I have to finger the jello. No, that's what you're basically.
I saw the motion that you just made.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
It. It's very dense. It's it's dense. You take a
bite out of it. It's it's more did you ever
have a jello pop, Not a jello pudding pop they
used to make you probably weren't born yet. They used
to make jello like they made jel pudding pops, like
frozen popsicle type of things. But they made jello pops too.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Because Bill Cosby, you put the pudding in the thing,
and then you put the drugs in the drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Bill Cosby, That's what he taught me when I was
growing up. The jello pudding pop or jello frozen jello,
those were awesome. It was jello, but it was in
a shape of a popsicle and it was frozen.

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
But I think it's not like the trolley gummy worm
ones right now. Maybe kind of like that are very
Phalli was and they go, you know, limp and weird limp.
But the jello popsicles, the thing I always loved about

(01:12:12):
them is you went full Ralphie Christmas story, well not
Ralphie but his friend. Every time you licked, well, you're
stuck to your tongue and if you pulled it off
too much, you would rip part of.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Your tongue and you like bleed and jilu. That was
almost some like macho man. Bill Cosby. But and then
I think that's why they got rid of them, because
they'd be so cold they'd stick to your tongue. And
I was always like smart enough to just be stupid

(01:12:42):
and goofy and let it hang there, and I wouldn't
peel it off, and I would just breathe, like to
the warms from my breath, which is perfectly fine to
get off of a flag pole like that too, anyway,
if you lick it in the winter. But yeah, uh,

(01:13:03):
that was jello on a stick. Cuddle. It was frozen
and it ripped a part of your skin and your
tonguel All right, well, were awesome. Okay, I will give
finger Jello a shot. Okay, get some.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
No, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna give it a shot,
report back to you on why I don't like it,
and then you're gonna I'm gonna probably really well, I'm
gonna start. I'm just gonna be like a finger Jello
faed I'm just gonna be like Rasberrynberry. I'm gonna just
be like doing tricks on the street for jello finger Jello.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
I'm gonna do tricks. Yeah, Like you're gonna be like
oh your b for some finger jello. Yeah, probably something
like that. I want to say it, which is weird.

Speaker 5 (01:13:46):
I know, it's it's it's the down. That's the yeah.
Out of all the things that's gonna bring cash many
Carl down, it's the finger jello prostitution. Okay, all right, stopping,
I think, And this week you should send us off
with a baconator rub rub down on the microphone. All right,
all right, so I'm ready, yep, all right, okay, everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Bye, it's so delicious. Listen to the Baconator Bacona the
sponsor a Sweaties. We sponsor sponsor a Swetties sponsor as sweatie.
All right, bye. In the fucking son ride Mota. It's

(01:14:33):
more than I sad. Believe you want it boy.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
Yeah, this has been a tape Deck Media production. Thank
you for listening.

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