Move the Mic Stand - Pandora's Box of Podcasts

This episode is sponsored by: Mini Golf Reviews

Description:

This week, Dean opens up about feeling a little melancholy and dealing with doubts, while the guys share some big news—Move the Mic Stand is now streaming on Pandora alongside every other podcast service known to mankind.

Dean and KASH also experiment with their new soundboard toys, dive into the world of Stranger Things Doritos and Trolli Mountain Dew gummy worms, and welcome a surprise guest who shows up just in time to snag the snacks.

KASH celebrates his latest mini golf milestone and previews his upcoming Gatlinburg getaway, and the episode wraps with a comedy tip on the importance of being a responsible host.

Comedy Tip: Host with the Most!

Hosts:
Dean Berg
@dean_berg_comedy
https://www.deanbergcomedy.com

Check out Dean Berg Comedy’s showcase on TikTok! https://vt.tiktok.com/ZT2h9s7SR/?page=TikTokShop

Ka$h Money Karl
@kashmoneykarl
https://kashmoneycomedy.com
Move the Mic Stand is a TapeDeck Media production.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey everybody, it's Cash Money Carl, one of your co
hosts of the Move the Mic Stand comedy podcast, and
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Now enjoy the show, Yo, Welcome to the stage.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
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(00:54):
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Speaker 2 (00:55):
We'll keep it flowing strong.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
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Speaker 2 (01:00):
Flow the vibes.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Always living to it to the magic will never quick quick.
They talk about life, hustles, dreams that we are trade,
tropping knowledge like it's cold, never slowed down. The pace
for money moves to mental goods that keep it tight.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
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Speaker 3 (01:15):
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away to twist with Dennie Cash speaks you don't want
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Speaker 2 (01:21):
Can't stop, bon' stop.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
We'll keep the flowing strong, Move.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
The mic stand, join us where you belong, hustle and flow.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
The vibes always live, so it's the magic. Will never
quick for brack your headphones. Let's ride the wave. Denie
Cash at the mic, We'll hear the said.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Hey, everybody, Welcome back to another episode of Move the
MIC's Stand comedy podcast. I'm on your host Cash Monny
Carl and with me as always is my co host
mister Dean berg Sllo. How are we doing, Dean, I'm
all right, kind of a weird week. I don't know, No,
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
I've been feeling I've been feeling like a little melancholy,
maybe a melancholy, yeah, you know, like just kind of yeah,
just not quite sad, not quite happy, just neutral. And
I can't and I can't.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
It's not necessarily a bad no, it's not.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
But the thing I don't like about neutral is like,
if I'm feeling bad, eventually do something about it.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Right.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
If I'm feeling really good, I'll do lots of things
with it, but neutral is just kind of like.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Complacency here, I am what's just like complacency Like if
you as soon as you're doing like a set and
you're just like phoning in, you know, like it's okay, yeah,
then it's just like I'm not going to get better,
but it's not worse.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah, but it's it's it's weird too, because like I'll
h I'll just be listening to podcasts or see TikTok
so like clips and stuff like that, and then I'll
just be like, yeah, I suck, you know or whatever,
Like I'll just get.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Like this like you're right, TikTok I do suck. Well.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
No, Like like even driving in my car this morning,
I was I don't even know what I was like
feeling like I sucked about it just felt like I
was just like I'm stuck. I suck, you know or whatever.
I don't know. It's weird. Explain it. You know you
have like a yeah, you have an inner encouragement voice,

(03:38):
my anti encouragement voice. The last couple of days has
just kind of been like.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
The little devil angel shoulder a little bit.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Kind of yeah, but but I mean I'm fine. I
mean people are not have to be like, oh my yeah,
I think Dean's depressed or something of that.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
It's just.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Just rolling with like like I got some I got
some shows coming up, you know, and stuff like that,
and that's cool. And what was the last show I did?
I know, it wasn't like Super Long Ago was the
one we did, I think, right.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
The Sportsman's Club one.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Yeah's my last show.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
And there was a little bit of go I mean
I've done a couple of mics open mics.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Well, yeah, I've done some of those two.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
But yeah, last actual show. Yeah, I don't know. It
just it is picking up though October, November, December, January
already to But but yeah, I don't know. Some I
don't necessarily mind it, though. I just I just don't
want to like get rusty and yeah, I still want
to stay somewhat sharp and like I'm always still writing,

(04:46):
so like that's fine. Then I come back with a
bunch of new stuff, you know. Yeah, but yeah, I
don't necessarily want to take breaks. I just it is
kind of nice to have a little bit of off time, though.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
I think I just get in the habit of like
being having something, yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Just being on for comedy all the time, all the time.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
All the time, Like there's no question. Nobody's like, hey,
do you have any shows this weekend?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Right?

Speaker 5 (05:12):
You know, it's like yeah, I do, you know, like
or they usually would be like, what's the show this weekend?
You Yeah, But it seems like since like August maybe
just been kind of slow, and it hasn't been. I mean, people, you.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Did have another show you had to, don't you can't
talk about yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Shit, Okay. That's the problem with that is I did
have that one, okay, because I was like, I felt
like there was something else I had, So that's true.
But yeah, no, it's just kinda it's just weird when
you have a lot going on and then all of
a sudden you don't. And I mean I haven't been
good about sending out any availabilities to people and stuff

(05:58):
like that, but for a long time I didn't have to.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, I haven't really been doing that. I've started to
do a little bit of that just to some certain
people that I'm like, I just want to work with you,
not necessarily like yeah, can I have gigs? It's more like, hey,
i'd like to work with you again, do you have
anything available? Instead of more like I'll take whatever you
give me. I'm a little bit more selective. Like I know,
just had an email recently asking about availability on maybe

(06:24):
like twenty dates, and I was like, I have these
four that i'd like to do something, and I got one,
so I was like, that's pretty cool. Yeah, that's cool.
But like I'm not doing like Valentine's Day shows anymore.
I just even the last one I was supposed to do,
I got really sick. But like, I'm realizing it is

(06:45):
probably more important that I don't do a show and
do something with the wife instead. Like that, I think
that's kind of getting more value to me.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
We have new sound effects it.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah, she's going to be mad that you did that.
It wasn't anything, but she's gonna beat you up. She's
gonna beat you up, Dean. I know you're yeah, that's
what's gonna sound like. Does she even't listen to the
podcast sometimes she's gonna listen to this one because I'm.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Trouble because yeah, because.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
But anyways, trying well.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Whatever was getting it to say before was just like
I know there's people out there that are like, why
are you complaining, Dean, You're working you have shows, yeah,
just because you don't have one every weekend or two
every weekend, because you know, And then there's people that'll
be like, oh, I get one every six months.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Or I've never had a paid one.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
I've never had one. I'm only on MIC's all the time,
you know, or whatever. So I'm not I'm not just
different for me. Yeah, it's all but one think that's
really what you're gonna say. I was just gonna say
that was gonna change talking. I'm just one final thought
on that, but then then we can move on. Like
I guess now I'm starting to get more selective with

(08:04):
shows too, Like yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Like I'll still try stuff, just like even if I'm like, oh,
I don't know if it's gonna be necessarily like a
great show, like I'm not sure how the venue is
gonna be or whatever, but like if I want to
know what it's like to experience that, I will do it. Yeah.
But like for the most part, I've turned down shows
that I've definitely been available to do. I just like, eh,

(08:27):
I'm not really into this one, you know, stuff like that,
which before I don't know, probably two three years in
I would have said yes to everything. Yeah, but now
I'm like, it's not really worth like the hassle, the
stress for certain types of shows.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Like, yeah, I won't do weddings.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, ever I've done one and I learned my experience
with that. And if it was unless it was like,
oh man, I need cash money Carl and Dean Berg specifically,
I probably wouldn't do it, just because it's like, yeah,
if they don't know what's going going on, they're just
gonna be confused.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
When I say I'd never do a wedding, pay me enough,
I'll do one, but it's not going to be good.
I don't mean like it's gonna be bad, but I
mean like they'll probably file for divorce the next day
we get it and nulled immediately.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
I mean the one wedding that I did, it paid well.
We did. We filled the time that they asked to
us too, and we and we kept it clean because
that's what the bride and groom specifically wanted. But like
the rest of the people out there were like, we
want dirty, and looking over at the bride and the
groom and they're like, no, my grandma's here and she's
ninety seven years old or whatever.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
Grandma probably would have lacked hard read any.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Probably, But then also things like it wasn't on a stage,
so again it's like the whole height level thing. Also,
it was during the dinner, so people are eating clack
and silverware on plates and all that stuff and.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Get smacking lips.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah. So and you know what, you don't want people
like guffawing when they're eating because you don't want anybody
to choke or anything like that.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
That'd be pretty legendary though. Yeah, and I did at
my show how they choked from laughing. Well, it's kind
of like, uh, what's his name?

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Uh? Is it Drew Lynch who was on America's Got
Talent that had a stutter. He still does, but like
he's definitely improved upon it. But he recently had a
guy that had a heart attack during his show. Really yeah,
and you know they stopped the show. They saved the
dude's life. And yeah I.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Saw that, Yah, yeah, yeah, yeah I did see that
because then he got all emotional after. Yeah, I mean
he was just like, you guys acted so fast, you
probably saved that guy.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
They definitely saved no, yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, But yeah,
I don't I don't know that if that kind of
happened in a show. I don't I don't know exactly
how I would react other than just like.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
I would probably react exactly wrong, Like whatever I did
would be wrong. Oh, you know, like I'd either be
like I try to figure out, like, Okay, the booker probably,
you know, the guy's being taken care of. The booker
probably wants me to keep going, and then I'll keep
going and I'd be wrong yeah, or I would stop
and then the booker would be like why did you stop?

(11:12):
You know, like whatever my choice was would probably yeah, yeah,
you know my thing, but really good I thought.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Yeah, I just know that. Like people are very cautious
when those type of incidents happen though nowadays, just because
depending on what state you live in, Oh, you could
be liable if you if the person dies or if
something happens, just because you're trying to say, there's like
no good Samaritan anymore, depending on what state you're in, right, Yeah,

(11:39):
And also you know, unless you're actually like legitimately certified,
you probably shouldn't try to do something because you could
hurt somebody or cause more damage or whatever. But at
the same time, too, like there's always that like eye
stand or effect where like nobody does anything, like especially
like someone be like hey you or hey someone called
nine on one and then everyone else think that someone

(12:00):
else is going to do it, so nobody does it,
so like you're supposed to be like hey you d
yeah right, yeah, but that kind of stuff is still
kind of like you know.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah for sure, but what I was going to change
the topic to it before. Since we are around such
a high vibration topic.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
You may have heard us before on Spotify, Apple podcasts, yeah, Amazon, Audible.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
God, there's so many spreaker spreaker you might have heard
us everywhere but one place you weren't able to. But
can now as we just this past week have been
picked yeh by Pandora. All right, yeah Pandora and Serious

(13:10):
XM family. Can I think who their main body is?
Liberty mutual kidding, that's insurance. I should know.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
This uh our last episode on Pandora. Yeah, and we.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Will liver be on Serious XM. Uh oh man, what
the heck is it? It's ready. It's like something like
America Micros has liberty. It is liberty. Oh, it's liberty
liberty media.

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Yeah, that's too close to liberty mutual.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
It is liberty liberty. So they are you know, they
are the company that owns Pandora serious ExM and we
are on Pandora. Yeah that's sweet.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah, it's just more diversification.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
You can hear us, yeah, other places. So if there's
anybody out there, it's just been like, man, I just
don't have Spotify and all those other things. It's like,
but I only have Pandora. Well, now we are also
on Pandora.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Yeah, we allpen that box.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Yeah, so there's a that's pretty pretty amazing, pretty amazing
The Dean.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Every episode, Dean smakes himself at least once in the
face of his microphone. And it looked like it was
starting to go, but.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Because it falls, I broke it. It hits me in
the face. You may not know it at home, but
guess I've seen it. Yeah, Carl sees it every time.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
He's got like a permanent imprint, imprint on his lips
of the old timey microphone.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, it's like pressed my face against this little tiny grillport.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
It's like for Bain. Yeah, but darkness, we're born in it.
It doesn't.

Speaker 7 (15:08):
That's like Yoda Bain, You're like a muppet like muppet
all our plot.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
The person was like very muppety and Yoda murder.

Speaker 8 (15:26):
Oh we're all the models is our plot. It's like, uh,
perhaps she's wondering why you're shooting man before throwing him
out of a plane.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
That's Monty Python like like alask Yeah, it's like it's
like a he throws a battering and it like HiT's
a helium tanks. He's wonderful. Were you in shooter Man
before throwing him out of her? Plot? See? Yeah, it's
getting better.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
It's gotta we're time.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
You want to give us an update on how Andre's going.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
No, no, Oka, no, not today. I have been practiced
at all. I sent you that one video where I
was just kind of driving in my car and just
practicing because it's always the best. And I've had a cold,
so I know it's gonna suck, but it's always the best,
like in the morning, which isn't helpful when you're a
comedian and may want to do it on stage. Practice show.

(16:33):
We're gonna have a brunch show. Actually, I'm just gonna
come to your house and wake you up in the
middle of the night. Dry Dog like Andrea the Giant.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
But what are we serving up for brunch? Peanuts?

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Yeah? And then uh, I was in my car and
I don't know what time was, at like four in
the morning. Yeah, it's crazy early, and I'm just like
practicing and I'm like, oh, this sounds really good. And
then I was kind of like doing an audio recording
while I was driving and then he sends it to me.
Well it was it sounded good, but then at the

(17:04):
end I started to sound Russian. Yeah, like it flipped
from Andre to like a Russian thug. And then I
was like, god damn it.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
But then I was like he woked me up with
with your impression.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
This is what you sent me.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Had I had to listen. I was like, ahay, send
me an audio recording. It's you gotta be something serious.
And then he's just going and it was like I
was just like I'm going back there. I'm a pure over.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
You know.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
It was better than that though, because it was morning
and I sent it all gruff.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Maybe maybe you need to do like the honey and
tea over and get that sleep throat change, because you've
probably been talking.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Eating spicy and mountain dew flavored trolley gummy.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
They didn't really taste mean to me.

Speaker 7 (18:02):
I got it, I got it.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
I think green tasted original, blue tasted like voltage, and
red tasted like code red.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Nah.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
I thought so.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Nah, But but then again, I guess you do have
a more super secuted palette as a food person.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Well sorry, I just sent the picture of the Mountain
dew worms gummy worms too Hayden my son, and he
just said whoa mhm, and he's like, it's a.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Pretty good I was like, okay, cool, is he gonna
like that? That's how you made his voice?

Speaker 5 (18:44):
And he doesn't even listen anymore. He got he used
to listen to every episode, and well, we want him
to be on. Well, no, I know. I was that
one the other week when I asked him. I was like, hey,
we don't have any guests, whant to come on?

Speaker 4 (18:59):
Dude? I don't.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Like it was such a pretty good, like the Cadence Yeah,
And that one was like, well then why don't you
make it a du Yeah? I don't know what are
you guys gonna talk about?

Speaker 4 (19:13):
See Hayden, listen to this episode, even though I don't
know if that helps if you're not listening to tell
you to listen to it.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Well, maybe because we're on Pandora, he'll do it just
to see. He'll probably listen to it on Pandora and'll
be like, it doesn't sound any better on Pandora.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
But if you do, come on, we'll do some snacks
and we'll do we'll do that. I like that game
that we did with staying the two snacks and a drink.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Yeah, or we'll just bring something unique to try and
talk about it, yeah or whatever. Because he was like,
what are you going to talk about him?

Speaker 4 (19:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
We don't.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
We don't.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
I mean sometimes sometimes have a few things we want
to make sure we talk about, but more than that,
we're just kind of vibing talking.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
And then for the funny thing is sometimes we'll have
topics that we're like, yeah, we got a touch base
on this one.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
This week, yep, and then we can for like sixteen weeks.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
You can't just like stop.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
I was just looking, you know, I said something flashing
and I was like, what is that? But I think
some Halloween decorations.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
An I bought a Christmas decoration today, So that's how
things are going. It was a good one. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
I don't like Christmas. I mean Christmas is all right.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
We'll fine. It was a Wiener dog that had like
it was very festive, and I got it for Stan
because he's got two Wiener dogs and he likes collecting
Wiener dog stuff. And I got to I named it.
I said, if it's if you accept the name, then
you can keep it. So I named him Jingles, actually.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Named him Sergeant Dick Dickerson.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
No, that's so fun.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Ween wei Anderson, ween Wienerson, Yeah, ween Wieners.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
All right, we're gonna change it. Stan, you can't have
ween Weenerson unless you accept the name of ween Weienerson
weed Wienerson. What's his middle name?

Speaker 5 (21:03):
Ween wig we Naceous Wienerson.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Ween Gnaceous Wienerson. The four.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Dot com dot com. I think my children are returning
what it was?

Speaker 4 (21:18):
What it was, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
I'm sure that you heard that you here to do
the headphones, so that means they came through the mic.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Yeah, just I figured it's like somebody else yelling for
the kids to come home because the street lights just
went on.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Maybe yeah, it's getting dark early again, and like that
it felt like especially because like when I go do
the ice cream thing. I leave at like four in
the morning. I get home.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
It sounds kind of like going into like a jungle. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
I get home at like five six at night. Yeah,
there's little head little little headlights playing into the driveway.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Yeah, so you rubble, So you leave and it's dark
and you get home and starting getting dark. Yeah that's
so good. Yeah, that's not good.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Their little power wheels have headlights on them. Yeah, they're
returning from the wall. And one of them is Papa
Trouble Rubble. It's like a excavator type of front and
loader pusher thing and it's got a little lights on it.
Wreckers driving it all over the place. And I just
saw the little head lights coming down. So it kind
of looked like when you show up to come here

(22:24):
and it's dark and I see your headlights coming down
the driveway. But they were like super tiny, super super tiny.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Yeah, I guess I special guests on the Pipe, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Guests today making her first appearance ever. I just finished
drinking my balls. Oh man, if you haven't ever had it,
it's delicious.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
I haven't, but really you have no. But it's funny
because you just you're talking about balls all the time.
Now I am like, okay, you must be drinking balls
or good pop on there.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yeah, no balls b A W L s. It's like
it used to be considered an energy drink. It's a
Grana flavored soda, Grana run off from them Amazon.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Is that Brazilian? Yeah, because don't they have like it's
it's like a red berry, right, and they don't they
have like a soda that they offer Brazilian steakhouses.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
That's like, oh yeah, that's really good. It's like it's
got it's weirdo because it's called Antarctica or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
really good.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Can I have the Antarctica please?

Speaker 5 (23:36):
The Antarctica Grana soda? But no, it used to be
an energy drink. Now I think it's just a Grana soda.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
But well probably back then when they were trying to
introduce that, because I was just gonna say, like I
remember seeing the balls.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
Balls it's kind of spelled like how cartman bowls.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeahs, I do remember seeing it on grocery store ever
since I was a kid. But then the energy drinks
were just starting to you know, come into the market.
So and at that time with the exotic garana ingredient, right,
it probably did come off more as like this is
an energy drink, But then now you have all this

(24:18):
stuff with what is it like touring and Jimmie Dean
Jimmy Dean's gravy is my energy?

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Yeah? No it it comes in an oddly textured bottle too.
It's like these little bumps all over it.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
See that would be a good bottle though for beach.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Glass cocktails work differently.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yeah, because I collect beach glass. So like that's when
like bottle glass stuff gets thrown in the water, right,
I hope someone had a drinking and drinking milk and
driving milk.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
The little guys was crying if you heard that in
the background. Oh yeah, he's really upset.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Ok, Father of the Year.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Right. It actually something like I wanted to come on
a podcasting but.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Going back to beach class like, so that's just like
when twenty thirty years ago people throw stuff in the water.
Then it gets tumbled over in the sand and it
gets all like polished and stuff, and it's it's collectible.
It's like finding like buried treasure at the beach. But
it's actually like if you go to places like a
nature preserve or whatever, it's one of the only few

(25:39):
things that you're supposed to like pick up because it's
technically garbage.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
Oh you can make it make a rock tumbler.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Too, the same. It doesn't even look it's made over
millions of years, in the like twenty thirty years. But
that's a good color bottle because that's like the Vicks
vapor rub type color is so like that. That looks
that when you find that kind of stuff for beach class, Yep,
it's really it's usually you very find very small pieces

(26:06):
and that's it. You usually don't find very big pieces
of it. So that's like that would be a good one.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
But well, they have a like I think all their
bottles used to be able to get it in like
a tall boy can. But I think all their bottles
are like shaped like this with that maybe maybe they
have the texture bumps all over it, but for grit probably,
But like their orange soda is in an orange bottle.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Oh yeah, they do have an orange one, don't they.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Yeah, And then they have a cherry one, but I
think that's like a white cherry, so I think it's
in a clear bottle. They have a root beer.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
I have to look and try, but they're like the
root beer and.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
All those other ones. They're not like a Gorono root beer.
It's just sure rip beer.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
So that the balls is kind of your Stuart scrape
soda like for me, huh kind of yeah, because it's
really hard to come by and find. Yeah, I think
they have it at Woodmans, though, I think that they do.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
They do.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
I think that's where we got this one. Okay, so
we went there one day and I spent like three
hundred dollars is nothing but drinks.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Every time I see Stewarts. But now I do make
sure I leave at least one. I'm following the Dean method.
But at the same time too, I'm like, I want
them to know that, like this is the one you
got to stalk more, stop stocking the other flavors that
have done.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
And then if you leave one there too, there is
a little bit of a strategy because then they look
at it and say, oh, we need to restock that
rather than whatever.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
So not only should I grab leave one, but also
pull it so it's visible a little bit, I guess, right.
But what about like their system, because they have like
the clanker that rolls around now and does inventory.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
Oh I hate that thing. Yeah, clanker.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
Yeah, I try to be nice to it, but I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
I don't mind that one as much is the one
that I've seen a couple of times at Walmart like that.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
I feel like the one that does inventories at least nice,
like if you can put.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
A they put like eyes on it and stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Yeah, googly eyes would be great.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
And it's just excuse me, excuse me, excuse.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Because I remember going to Disney World when I was
in high school for band, and there was a in
the like space area kind of like by like like
space mountain, and I don't think it was the alien
experience anymore that they turned it to stitch Mountain. Okay,

(28:40):
I get Rick Flair. Can you can have the other ones?
I'll get I get ricked Okay, all right, cool. But
they had a guy I learned later there was a
guy like walking around but it was like very like
he kept it very conspicuous. But it's like it's a
remote controlled garbage can and it was kind of like
R two D and they would talk too, and maybe

(29:02):
that you'd put garbage in it and be like thank you,
thank you, we have you.

Speaker 8 (29:07):
Well.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
The first time I saw the one at Walmart. And
this was even before like AI. Yeah, but I was
just like Skynuts taking over with all these room bus
and ship and that's even before AI. And I was
at Walmart with one of my older kids. We went
some reason in the middle of the night. I don't
remember what it was for the mid that's risky. Oh

(29:28):
that's fun.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
It is fun, but it's risky.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
It is risky, especially you know if you buy like
weird stuff. I like to buy weird stuff to see
what the you know, like buy like vasoline and baseball
bat and and hearing protection, you know, or something like
what what what planned buddy? But no, so it's moving,

(29:52):
you know, and it's just kind of driving. At first,
I was like, is there nobody on there and somebody
fall off? But I'm kind of looking to make sure
because it does look like it's like a amboni and
that somebody could drive.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Yeah, and it's got like a band that holds it. Yeah,
So it does look like it's not supposed to it's
just supposed to be dranking itself. Yeah, it looks like
it's just supposed to go to the straight line and
that's gonna run into the like somebody fell off of
it and I saw it and then all of a sudden,
it's like started turning towards me.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
And then I was like, I was like, good, thing's
a robot And then why I just kept going no
no no, no, no no no.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
And it's kind of like that episode of Rick and
Morty where it's the lawnmower, like the killer lawnmower, right,
oh yeah, And it's just like the one sheriff is like, oh,
I'm gonna sacrifice myself for this, and like as it's
like running over his body, it runs out of gas
and it was just like two steps back he would
have been.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Fine, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's funny. Yeah, it's kind of that,
just like no, no, no, no, no no no, and
I'm just like trying to move away from it, and
it just kind of kept going in the same direction
that I was going. I know, if I had dirty
shoes and it was just trying to clean up where
I was stepping. But it was freaking me out. But
when you're talking about the one garbage can that's remote
control car, have you ever seen Risbot? No, he's like

(31:07):
a robot with like a digital face, you know, like
he can change it and whatever, and he has a
cowboy hat on. Oh yeah yeah, and he's just walking
around and he always does that laugh that like or whatever,
and he like clanks down the steps all weird and whatever,
and he flips people off and always has these like

(31:28):
a bumblebee on Transformers the movie can't talk. So he
does all those different songs from the board. Yeah, yeah,
he's so he does a lot of that sort of stuff.
I think he's remote controlled. He's got to be, probably,
but he's it's funny watching him go down steps and
when he falls down and shit, like AI robots now
and they fall down and whatever, they freaking crash out

(31:52):
like major.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Some of them are made to there, Like there's like
the dog looking one that like the person the creator
always like kicks it to knock it over.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
I was just gonna say that like probably five six
years ago maybe yeah about that, maybe a little bit
more those Boston Dynamic videos where they would always have
these robots like walking around and they would like knock
them over and stuff like that, and then people would
make videos like kind of dubbing over like the one
he comes walking in through the door and he pulls

(32:27):
the door open and he's like, Okay, time to make
the doughnuts. And he's like picking up a box and
the guy knocks the box out of his hand and
he's like, Terry, what are you doing picking up They're hilarious.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Well, I've seen some recent ones of like where they're
like this fast food restaurant is completely automated by robots,
and it's like preparing the food and it like misses
the food and then it's like squirting like ketchup and mustard.
Like it's like it's supposed to be like making a
hot dog, like taking the bun, putting the dog in
the bun, and then putting like ketchup mustard, and it

(33:00):
like completely doesn't grab the bun or the dogs like
misses the buns. Now it's empty, and it thinks it's
got the bun in its hand and then tries to
put the dog in there, but it doesn't have the bun,
so it just like slips out of the other hand
and then it's like time for ketchup and mustard, and
and then it just squirts it all over the station
and then it then it like puts it out like

(33:21):
here you go and joy.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Yeah, it's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Sorry, takes a lot.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
I need balls.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
This is his second one, by the way, so he
needs three balls. There we go.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
There's some little littles riding bikes. Now, no, but it's
the robot things are like super hilarious when they like
fall down and they start crashing out and doing all
their crazy stuff and whatever. And I worked at a
place where it was kind of crazy because like when
I was like the fifth grade, my teacher was like, oh,

(34:05):
by the time you guys are in the workforce, you
guys will have robots working with you. And then I
was just thinking like R two D two C three PM,
which now they are getting closer to. But back when
there was like first robots, they were like this microphone
arm and it would just move and like grab something.
And I worked at a place where it was packaging

(34:26):
like these little trays with like snacks and stuff in it,
and it's inside this cabinet and it's we're like getting
it set up to try to use it for like
the first time, and it's grabbing these little round trays
and it's like putting them in like this little thing
so they can go in a box, and it's just
kind of grabbing them and it's kind of like a

(34:48):
like a almost like you're throwing a frisbee kind of motion,
and all of a sudden it just went rogue and
it just started like chucking these things everywhere, Like it
was throwing like like throwing star their frisbees.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
There's like people people were like t shirts at like
a ball game or something like a T shirt guy.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Yeah, And it was funny because everybody's like freaking out
and they're like screaming. They're like, get down, look, somebody
can hit the power hit the eastop. And I'm just
standing there laughing as this thing is like just practicing
for human destruction like the lemonade humans fling round saying.
But it was doing it like so fast. I couldn't

(35:26):
stop laughing. They were just flying out of it like
at a feverish pace. It's hilarious, Like it was like
throwing them over the glass window that was supposed to
protect everybody. It was so hilarious.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
It actually was.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
It felt premeditated. It definitely felt premeditating.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Wasn't making enough, probably wasn't even getting minimum weight.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
That's probably the problem.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
You know.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
What's crazy too, is like speaking of that, I had
somebody help me with something at work today. That took
I thought it was gonna take a lot longer.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
And it turned out they were robots.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
Well, no, they wanted to This isn't even related to robots,
but when you said wage or whatever and there, Yeah,
it's so this guy was he wanted to go home early, okay,
and people are like, oh, you bored or whatever. And
then I was like, hey, I got I need some
help with something, and he was just like fine, and

(36:23):
we got everything done like super fast, like ten minutes,
eight minutes something like that. I was just quick, and
it took me a lot longer by myself. We were
just like just plowed through and got it done. And
then I was just like, there, I made you. Because
then he's like, okay, can I go home now. I'm like, oh,
I guess. And then he's like okay, and I'm like
I made you an extra three dollars and I'm like,

(36:46):
after taxes probably you know, for the amount of time
with his pain and everything, he just kind of laughed.
And then after I thought about it, I was like,
you know, it's super insane. It's like if I would
have said, hey, I'll give you three dollars to help
me with this. There's no way anybody would have done that,
Like nobody like yeah, and like it just kind of

(37:07):
wages are weird, you know. If I had that same scenario,
like even if it was like, hey, help me move
half of this palette over here, but we got to
do it manually, I'll give you three bucks. But that's
that's about what people get paid sometimes true stuff.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
And it was just like wow, but if there if
they're hours, and I'm.

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Not saying they only make like three dollars an hour,
and I'm just saying the amount of time it took,
but I'm.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Saying like, if they're hourly, that can help towards getting
into overtime though, so it's not just the three bucks.
Then it's just like, Okay, now you're seven eight minutes
closer to.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
Just think like I work, like people be like, hey,
help me with this. It's something gonna take a few minutes.
And then if you like look at how long it
took and then base it off like how much you
get paid. If it was like just out in public
and I was like, hey, can you help me with this,
I'll give you three bucks, most people are like no,
ten twenty right, you know, And it's funny how we

(38:09):
don't think about things like that.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Well, I mean, I know that Stan does a bit
about like a value or equivalating, equival.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Equivalation of equivalation, that's how much about much food?

Speaker 4 (38:24):
How much food something like costs, like so he worked
three pizzas or whatever. And I've always thought that kind
of stuff too, Like when you're when you're working an
hourly job or whatever, You're like, okay, me paying for
Hulu is two hours of Yeah, you're like, is this
worth two hours of work? Absolutely? Right?

Speaker 5 (38:45):
Yeah, but yeah, but then you think about it the opposite,
like when I do that for three dollars anywhere else? Right,
So weird, it's weird. But we do jobs. Something you
won't have to do jobs. We do jobs.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Maybe, I don't know, not in our lifetime. I think
we'll always have to work.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
I don't consider kind of your job. Okay it is, but.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Yeah, okay, that's fine. So next week I'm going to Gatlinburg,
Tennessee for a little mini golf trip and all that.
I'm not sure what emotion that was.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
I don't know either. I just wanted to keep the
thing okay, And I.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Was watching some videos on some like new attractions that
are happening in the fall and stuff there, and we're
going to Dollywood. So Dolly Parton's.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Seen such a nice lady.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Apparently she's going through some medical issues right now, so
there's like a zero percent chance that will actually see
her while we're there, but on occasion sometimes she would
show up and all that. And I was watching this
video and this is a couple that's doing like vlogging
stuff and it was funny Becau on one of the rides,

(40:01):
like kind of like because Dolly Woods actually one of
the top rated theme parks in the country other than
like Disney. Yeah, but a lot of people are ready
to hire than Disney and six Flags and all that.
And hey, Maverick, this Mavericks moment render good side phone.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
We're joining on.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
Got call the side sell after what a beautiful size.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
So this side.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
I'm not dad.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
What you doing outside? So late sir, you're on the podcast,
you should talk. Yeah, yeah, what you're doing? Well, you
did outside?

Speaker 4 (40:52):
You were biking.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
You're biking. I'mber talk into the microphone. There you go biking,
you're biking. Yeah, who's on your shirt? And who's on
your hat, Sayloader the Hdgehog.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Is he really fast?

Speaker 5 (41:10):
It's got super quick speed?

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Does he go you're too slow? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (41:16):
What do you?

Speaker 4 (41:16):
What did you do by?

Speaker 5 (41:17):
What did you do by Jenny's house today?

Speaker 8 (41:21):
Right?

Speaker 5 (41:23):
You played? Yeah? Awesome?

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Do you like those Stranger thing Dorito's? You want some?
I thought they were spicy? So why is it spicy? Kid?

Speaker 5 (41:39):
Do you want to go bring one the raker? I
think Raker wants to go inside. You can go bring
them one man, he's bringing Raker Dorito Dorito delivery.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
That sounds like a good job.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
You coming back? Okay, you can come back for a
minute or tew what's what do you get.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
A time around? We were talking about robots.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
Do you like robots?

Speaker 4 (42:02):
And we were talking about Dolly Parton?

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Yeah, he loves Dolly Parton. Not really, here's no clue.
Now you're chewing writing in the microphone, dude, do you
like robots? Dys smack moment, there's amar Okay, that sounds Jackie,

(42:28):
that sounds yup.

Speaker 8 (42:29):
Be sure?

Speaker 5 (42:30):
So do you have anything you want to talk about today?
We weren't really planning on you being on here, but
you were just outside in the dark, were writing here
in the mon're riding your car with your lights? Do
you have a license for that thing?

Speaker 3 (42:45):
You do?

Speaker 5 (42:45):
Okay, you can talk you membay, you can't do it home.
Can't hear you shake your head?

Speaker 4 (42:50):
They might if he's chewing.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
He's just shaking and nodding. Are you let bring that
in the house? Okay, I know we haven't the bag
in the house, but it's almost gone.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Two open bags at the same time.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Yeah, crazy, Well, even of the same chip, so that's
like double blasphemous.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
You can mix them together, Yeah, make one and then
then it's finally like in a chip bag that's actually
full like it's supposed to be. I don't I don't
feel like the sad trombone was was true on that
man leaning Oh oh, okay, I catch.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
So that was. I mean, we don't have to answert
his theme music for that little bit.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Nope, we're gonna. I'm gonna do the full extended eight
minute version. I'm just kidding.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
No, they were just outside and he pointed in and
I waved for him to come in, and yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Mean, who who if someone was walking by, which it
would be weird if they.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Were considering how private we are here.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
But if they were walking by and they're like, oh,
let's move the mic stand, Yeah anybody in Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
We might yeah, yeah, no, we'd actually did we ever
talk about that? We talked about a long time ago,
like we actually have a thing to fill out, Like, yeah,
we talked about that last week. We did okay because nobody, nobody,
nobody filled it out side then didn't checked yet to that.
Maybe it didn't it didn't go through. No, he wasn't
very talkative there.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
He wanted chips.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
He just came for the chips. He was eyeing up
the gummy wormers, but those he didn't have yet. He
did it too chewy for him. But I don't know.
I think he knew he had an audience because there
were people by the door watching him and Riker kept pointing.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Knocking on, I want to turn yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
So we were talking about Dollywood, yeah, which is Dolly
Parton's theme park. And I was watching these like vloggers
because they were because it's now like they're Paul Harvest.
So they do like like light the pumpkins and stuff
like that, and this one vlogging couple wind and like
the husband just didn't really want anything to do with

(44:52):
anything other than like he wanted his food. Like, they
serve a twenty five pound apple pie. Shit, it's like
two hundred and fifty dollars or something for the pie,
and if you want to buy it, buy the slide.
Well yeah, but it's like if you want to buy
it just a slice, it's like three or four pounds
yet too, and it's like twenty dollars or something like that.

(45:14):
But that's like the one thing that the guy wanted,
which was kind of funny. But then also they found
out that they have one of those like water rides,
like thet wild raft rides that you see like in
every single theme park, right, and on this one, you
can put a quarter in this machine and then you
can turn on a hose to blast people.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
I love turning on holiday.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
All right, Dean, that's where okay, man, we're stupid, oh
for sure. But like it was a quarter per like
spraying the hose on people, and he's like they're just
like nailing people. He's like doing like evil villain because
it's like people trying to like, yeah, yeah, I get

(46:00):
wet on the ride and you just like that and uh,
And it was funny because they spent like twenty dollars
in cord.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
Just this way, Yeah, because I really wanted to do well.
I remember that too because the one guy was sitting
there with his arms crossed and he was just all
like pissed off that he's getting sprayed, right.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
And well this is a different thing, but yeah it was.
It was the same the same concept though. It's like
where you get to you put your quarter in it,
and then you have a certain canon the tour, so
you have to like time it.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Oh like that never mind.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Yeah, So the other one was like, yeah, you just
get to aim at at people and blastom. But I
know what you're talking about too. I think that was
actually at six Flags.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
Yeah, because the guy, the guy knew it was coming
and he knew that people were blasting him, and he
was just like sitting there with this look on his
face like this is my life. I accept my fate, right.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Well, I mean I thinking I'm one of those water rides.
You're gonna get what Like that's just how it is, right.
But it was just funny because it was just like
he puts so much money in and then the fact
that like he was actually getting good, so he knew
like exactly when to do it, so just nail the person. Yeah,
I think I'm gonna give that a shot. A couple
of bucks in.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
I haven't went other than for like shows. I haven't
went anywhere. I got a vacation in forever.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Yeah, I mean, we do our family reunion one in
June every year down to Arkansas, but as like an
actual vacation, this is like the first one in a while.
I mean, we're going to celebrate our anniversary, our wedding anniversary,
and celebrate my birthday. So yeah, and plus plus, I
wanted to capture pretty much more mini golf so I

(47:39):
have content through like next spring summer. I mean, I
have a bunch of backlog stuff, but like some stuff
like for courses that are no longer in business, I'm
not I don't have like the urgency to post it
as much as like ones that are still in business
to try to help with business. Right, But I guess
it kind of leads into one of the topics I
wanted to say, because I just hit a milestone with

(48:01):
mini golf reviews. In the last couple of weeks, I
had over three thousand mini golf holes posted over the
eight years that I've been doing this, So I thought
that was kind of cool and like a lot more,
a lot more to go. I think when I get
to five thousand, I think I'm gonna have to do
something big, but I don't know what it is yet.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Nice, but I didn't play one of our sound effects.
But they don't have any appropriately.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Three thousand minigolf holes. Thanks for not hitting the trumbone.
Appreciate it. Okay, that's gonna get old quick.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
I'm liking it.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Yeah, I do like it too. I'm gonna have to
get more of them. I think they're fun little This
isn't an actual soundboard. These are actual These are actual
little points. That's what makes individual sounds. Yeah, it's just
fun to, yeah, mess around with them. But going down
to Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge and Ceverville, hopefully I'll be

(48:59):
able to uh get a sneak peek on a course
that has been teased as being going to open all
summer and then in the fall. But it's a Scooby
Doo mystery putt, so it's a Scooby Doo themed mini
golf and they technically have two courses, one the Orange

(49:20):
Course in the Purple course.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Sorry, the Orange course in the Purple.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
They've been saying that they're gonna They've been gonna open
for a long time, but they just posted two day
that they're posts about Spootober or something like that. So
they're going to probably open in October. And I know
they're only going to open the one course, but I'm
hoping that for the week that I'm there to let
me do a sneak peak and play through for Mini

(49:49):
Golf Reviews and get them on for the National Minigolf Archives.
So yeah, but a lot to see. They have been
kind of close to the chest on let if letting
people know updates and things like that. I just think
they want it to be perfect. Yeah, And well because
it's going to have like just being Scooby Doo, it's
it's going to have huge high expectations, well high expectations,

(50:10):
and also just a huge following. Like it's iconic, right,
so you want to just do it right.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
So, like initially they did like kind of more like
the wood cutouts of stuff, and I guess people were
complaining that it looked like cheap or something, so then
they like caved in and now they have like three
D sculptures and stuff, I just I just don't think
that like they needed to be pushed by people to
make those changes. I think they should open, you know,

(50:37):
get people into it, and just make changes as you go,
because as long as the playability is okay, yeah, then
you're going to go. Yeah, Like you can add props
in later. You don't necessarily need to have props all
ready to go, but just stick getting people out there
and getting an experience as long as the playability works,
so you're not getting like negative reviews like I went

(50:58):
there and none of the holes were they're oneing.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
In their statues where convoy cutouts.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
I don't think people are gonna care too much about that,
to be honest, But that's just coming for me as
like literally a mini golf expert, knowing like you shouldn't
just hold off to do stuff that's like probably stuff. Yeah,
but I'm excited. There's a lot of courses that we
didn't get the first time we were down there eight

(51:23):
years ago for our honeymoon, So I'm excited to get
the courses that we didn't get that time. I think
there's probably about fifteen or so that we can do
playthroughs four, so that's pretty in the area. Mostly we
mostly were in Gatlinburg last time. This time we're mostly
doing Pigeon Forge, but a couple other things in Gatlinburg
and Gatlinburg. Pigeon Forge is like the Wisconsin Dells of

(51:48):
like more of central central US, so it's very touristy.
It's right at the edge of the Smoky Mountains pretty much,
so like that's a main entrance point for people to
to go into the Smoking Mountains. Which leads to an
interesting thing because we have a government shutdown right now.

(52:09):
So yeah, right, so what does that mean. Yeah, state
parks are.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Closed, so I don't have to pay any back taxes, but.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
It doesn't mean that anything government serviced. So you know
national parks yep, you know, they're not open. So so
that's that could be a bummer. They might not be
open the whole time that we're there. There's still places
that we can go and get some good observation of,
like the Smoking Mountains. But unfortunately, I think we're going

(52:40):
a little too early just because of the weather. It's
been too hot. The leaves won't change color enough, so
we might see a little bit, but not like the
crazy like cascading landscape of oranges and reds and yellows
as much. So we'll probably just get like kind of
a mixed path. But that's all right.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
Yeah that's cool because I'll be here, not vacationing anywhere.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Okay, well, maybe you'll get a souvenir because I did
see that it looked like the last shop that Hulk
Hogan was opening. Nice is there, So take a look
there and maybe I'll find a cool souvenir or something.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
I get some pretty quick pretty queat, pretty sweet, pretty quatre,
pretty queat, pretty sweet stuff because his beat shop was
actually my h sponsor sponsor for Yeah, it was the
pro am, I believe. And I got these really like

(53:43):
crazy like red and yellow shoes and then they have
like the little things you can put through the laces
and tied up and says who cole Mania across the top.
And I'd wear them around a little bit here and there,
not much. I got to wearing like maybe twice, and
you could see me for him like eighteen miles away.
They were like so bright. Yeah, there was like, I viz,

(54:05):
red and yellow. He gave me a hoodie that's a
Python power on it. I was like, okay, that's cool.
But then I got like some barbecue on it that
I can't get out, so it's kind of racked.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
But you could say that it was blood from like
a match.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
It's like right where the pocket goes over your belly,
so pretty obvious that it was probably some food that fell.
But the coolest thing that he sent me was he
actually it was like a weight belt, you know, like
how you always wore those like weight belts on his back.
It was one of those. It says Huko Mania on it,

(54:49):
and then he actually signed.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
It, and we should put that up in here, and.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
Yeah, I just I mean, I know we have a
security system and stuff in here, but put.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
It with the turn on the automatic turt functionality.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
I don't have to put it on the high the
high crazy sound it does when people come in here.
And because the gears camera's in here, they take video,
they send things out when they catch motion, been on lights,
they make crazy noises.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
But if something was taken, it doesn't necessarily mean you're
getting it back.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
No, I know, that's insane.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
That's why you should have an automatic turret. Yeah, and
so what that one so like when I get so, yeah,
you almost shot me with that too, so when I
get here and I'm je I'm here early and open
the door and then it just shoots me.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
And then I come out and be like, see you
on the ground, and'll be like, Cash, no, the turrets,
it's broken.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
You went the wrong way.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
I went, Okay, we try again.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Cash, wait okay.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
And I come out and you're on the ground and
I'm like, Cash, no, the turrets. No, I forgot to
turn them off. Cash is dead. That is visionally going.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
That was a great three minute pit. I felt very
Tim the Bird.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Yeah, yeah, that's a long with minimum payoff.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
No, I'm not saying Tim the Bird. I'm not I'm
saying that.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
I'm not saying Tim the Bird. Okay, all right, Yeah
that came out wrong. Yeah, I was referring to mine.
What I just did now, Okay, I was pretty good.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Kind of sounded like a boat, yeah, like a fog
horn and it has just me blowing into my balls
b A w L. It was a good sound, though,
like it was no good you missed it there it is.

Speaker 8 (56:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
I was gonna say it sounds kind of like you're
you're leaving in nineteen six yea and the no, not
the Titanic you just you're leaving on a boat. You're
leaving your family behind for hopes of better stuff in
the new world, and you never see your family again.
That's that's the sound of the boat horn made. I'm

(57:25):
gonna regret buying all these.

Speaker 5 (57:26):
No, you're not. We're gonna use them with such good timing.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
I'm gonna get more timing. It's gonna be funny because
this table is just gonna be full of those, and
you're gonna have to pick the right one. Like at
one point, we're gonna have like forty of these on
the table and you're what's.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Yeah, I'm gonna be like, h so I really bombed
at my show.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Oh no, that's not the.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
One I wanted and grab the wrong one.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
I think they do have a little bomb that goes
off some one. Mm.

Speaker 8 (58:00):
We will we will rock you.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Okay, now you're all.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
All right?

Speaker 4 (58:11):
That was fun Yeah, deeply almost an hour A good
do Our comedy tip get You're going today? Yea uh
kind of was suggested by longtime listener two time guests
Standbrowski Hi stand.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
I mentioned almost every yeah pretty much between him and Abe.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Abe just hasn't been on yet. We're gonna get I think.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
We're gonna get him in November before he's got to
show two Man show him and Dusty Sleigh.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
So yeah, that's pretty sweet.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
That's at the Meyer Theater in Green Bay, So that's
that's pretty cool. I think it's like the fifteenth November
something something.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
That Burt and Tom. I don't know, if Com and Burt,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Not necessarily entirely clean. I would say it's say more
p G thirteen to R really yeah, oh.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
They're totally clean. I mean Dusty no, No.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
I'd say he's probably more PG thirteen really okay, oh yeah,
because I know that's always really an important thing to him. Yeah,
but he's not a Nate Bergazzi, that's for sure. I'm
just in terms of cleanliness, cleanliness. He doesn't what level
of cleanliness is your comedies. He's probably more PG thirteen

(59:29):
based on just in my opinion, I guess.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
But I mean, I'm I'm PG thirteen though, and I'm kind.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Of no, you're you're you're more R now, yeah, I'm
more PG thirteen, All right, fine, I'm are whatever, Yeah,
the rated R superstar.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
But it ain't like I'm R just because I'm gratuitously. No.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
I mean it almost seems like R is like the
new G. It seems like just because of how some
comics go way too far, like they're.

Speaker 5 (59:59):
Triple yeah yeah yeah, like some are just like off
the chis they.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Have a new rating. It's like you've been worn. It's
called edge Lord, edge Lord anyway, L e A Sports,
it's in the game.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Well no, I was just thinking E L comedy, edge
Lord comedy. I don't know, okay anywhere else sports, okay,
carry on anyway. Is currently on a trip in New
England and he's over said he's.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
A no, he's.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
So anyway he's traveling, especially because I sounded more Australian.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
Yeah, and this is the guy that does anyway. He's uh.
He did an open mic in Maine and uh he
was saying like it was pretty cool and in a
good space and all that. But one of the things
that was an issue was like the host didn't do

(01:01:03):
like up next and on deck and he didn't know
when he was going up because they don't like post
a list or anything like that. So he was next
like when there was like an on stick coming to
the stage. Now Standbowski and He's like, you know, like
what are yeah or in the bathroom or whatever, but

(01:01:24):
he didn't know you.

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
Take ships yeah, not always no, not always it's in
the pants.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Yeah, anyway, so he was like, yeah, I think he
wasn't ready then, like you know, mentally prepared to go up,
you know, get ready and stuff like that, which kind
of goes with like the one show that you did
where recently where it was like, you know, you're you're
going up, but there's not really a space to set
up the camera, so you recorded the ceiling.

Speaker 8 (01:01:53):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
Yeah it was recording the ceiling. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
But I guess that goes into then the tip of
just in general, I think people hosting and I'm not
specifically calling anyone out no individually, but like just the
hosting just needs to get better, Like people aren't taking
it serious enough where it's like that they don't understand
that if they don't do a good job, it kind

(01:02:18):
of ruins the show. Like the headliner most important obviously,
but then it's the host. Everything in between is just
like it is what it is, but like the host
just can't get it together, then it's like it's hard
for the rest of the show, Like and it seems
like in general, people just don't do the up next
on deck type stuff as much. They're not going over

(01:02:40):
the rules, They're not they're definitely not doing like club
announcements and stuff like that. Like it just seems like they're.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
Yeah, and that's for open mics, but even for regular shows, right.
But I think another thing too is to know what
people's name is as best you can beforehand. Yeah, Okay,
you might mess it up in the moment or whatever. Couldn't. Yeah,
So I like when I was in the Palm Springs,
was that the poem Springs.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Yeah, they messed up your name.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
They called me Dean Bird, and then I spent like
your Dan Bird or whatever it was. And then I
spent like the first minute, trying minute or two minute
and a half of my set riffing on it and joking.
But it definitely threw things off.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Yeah, you didn't get you might have not done a
bit that was like a banger bit for sure or
something like that. But also it's like, you know, you
can get somebody's name wrong, and that happens for sure,
But maybe it's also nice for the host to talk
to people not even like during like before the show
live there, but like connecting with people too and just

(01:03:45):
getting you know, how stuff's pronounced and things like that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
I saw a clip recently too where like the host
and the host did not look like she cared at all.
You know, people were kind of defending her in the
comments and stuff like that. But I don't remember the
person's name offhand, so I'll just make one up. But
like say, you know, she the guy's name was Robin
will Herms or something, you know, and then she's like,

(01:04:13):
now at the stage, it's a funny coming. Here's the
colony styles of Robin Williams. And it was just like
what And then the guy walks out, but it was
like it was like a common name of the comedian.
Like he came walking out and everybody was just like,
what's going on? And he was the comedian was like

(01:04:33):
looking around and he's like, no, I'm Robin will Herms.
I don't remember exactly who that was anymore, but yeah,
you know, and it just threw everything off because you know,
people were like, what, that person's here, and no, that
person was not there. It was a different person. And
now their whole said was kind of jacked for a

(01:04:54):
little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
It's kind of similar to like when when people will
introduce somebody and they'll be like the funniest person I know,
Like that sets up expectations that are way too high
that they definitely can't live up to, and then people
are like, oh, look, it wasn't that funny or whatever.
Or I remember seeing at a competition one time where

(01:05:17):
the person introducing the next comic did have somewhat of
like a relationship prior to than just just that show,
and it wasn't Oh they forgot who I was blah
blah blah, and so they like shit on them and
it was like a negative like introduction. So it was
like whatever, and they laugh if you want. And then

(01:05:42):
and then it's like, don't do that, because the whole
point is as the host person, you should be pumping
up the show. So it's just like and as soon
as that happened, I was like, Oh, that sucks for
him because it's like, you know, now he's got to
dig himself out of that hole and try to turn
the room back, like he had to reset the room,

(01:06:03):
not and the host is supposed to be doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
That's the whole Yeah, yeah, reset the.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
Stage, you know, you get people pumped up. If someone
bombed beforehand, right, you maybe tell a joke or something
to just turn the energy towards to promote for the
next person. Sure at least get it back to a
stable spot if not hyped.

Speaker 8 (01:06:23):
Up, right.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
So yeah, I just in general, like I don't know,
I've gone to all the shows that have recently gone
to that have had hosts. I just feel like they're
not they're not bringing it, like they're just missing, Like
they're not getting introductions right, they're not getting names right,
they're forgetting people, they're forgetting the order, and it's just.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
Like, oh, it stands though. I could see unless that
was the like it was the way of the show,
you know, where it was like Okay, you don't know
when you're gonna come in. That was kind of the
gimmick of it, But that definitely wasn't. They just were
kind of like okay.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
Yeah, they were just winging it. But even if it
was still true bucket spots, yeah, you're still going to
know that you're on deck. Yeah, it's like you want to.

Speaker 5 (01:07:07):
Make sure the person's ready to because, like I said,
like they're taking a ship or they're eating something or
not paying attention. You know, it can it can.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
Throw off smoke. They might even literally be in the
room at the time.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
Yeah, it can totally throw out the energy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
Well yeah, just the flow, the entire flow of everything. Yeah,
because when you're when you're the host, you have to
do the most homework you have to do, you know,
it is it's work. Yeah, it is one of the
tougher things to do in comedy. You know, I always
hate it whenever, Like, you know, the host sometimes by
the audiences, people don't give them as much credit, you know,

(01:07:45):
because they automatically assume that it's you know, the least
funny person, a little bit more funny, little bit more funny, funniest, yeah, whatever,
And it's not always like that, Like sometimes the host
is super funny, they're just hosting.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
And and again, if you have a bad host, it
breaks even if you're even if you're headlining and you're
the funniest person ever and your host just didn't set
it up. You know, it's just like, no, you're wasting
your time, your your whole order and lineup is all
messed up. It's just not a good thing. So I

(01:08:24):
don't know, I just I think I feel like people
need to step up their game a little bit more
and be more prepared, Like if you're if you're taking
the hosting for a show or even a mic, like
be prepared, like take it seriously. Yeah, and just and
and just be the best damn host out there, you know.
Like that's the attitude I feel like people need to have.

(01:08:44):
But that's not the attitude people currently have.

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
No, right, Yeah, okayol, all right, that feels like a
pretty good That fels like a good one for this week.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
Yeah, alright, so I guess, uh, it's just to say goodbye. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
I don't really have any other wrap up thoughts or anything.
I do like these doritos are good. Took them away.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
He has a stranger things too.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
He took them off.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Yeah, and you still got the trolley mountains stay your household.
I was I wasn't super impressed by him, but.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
I mean, I'm not like thinking they're the best thing ever,
but I thought they I could taste mont dude. Then
the way they have, the texture or something about them
almost gives a carbonation feel in your mouth. You have
citric acid, Yeah, burning your tongue a little bit a
little bit of something that just kind of makes it
feel like I almost feels like maybe there was some

(01:09:43):
fuzzy soda in there, fuzzy fuzzy soda, all right, like
my fuzzy balls. You're still talking about the drink, right maybe?
All right, Well that's for ever for everybody else to decide.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
I guess, all right, So I guess that will be
it for us. This week. This is Move the mic
Stand comedy podcast. I'm Cash Money Carl along with Ninburgh
and we will catch you next week. Okay, bye, bye.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
Bye. That was good.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Deep Berg.

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
We out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
This has been a tape Deck Media production.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
Thank you for listening.