Move the Mic Stand - Peanuts, Treenuts, and Green with Envy! - Move the Mic Stand: A Comedy Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (01:35):
Deny Cash at the mic, We'll hear it said.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Hey, everybody, welcome back to another episode of Move the
Mic Stand comedy podcast. I'm one of your hosts, Cash
Money Carl, and with me is my trusty co host,
mister Dean Berg.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
I say his name, I can say it, but it's fine.
I don't feel like it.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
And I felt like I wanted to do like the
full introduction just fine. Yeah, yeah, because I was gonna
be like, oh, we have a special co host today
who's always here, Dean.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Especially special co host who's always here.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
I just wanted to add a little flair to it.
I guess, how's it going, Dean? We're doing good?

Speaker 5 (02:30):
All right? Another week? Yeah, it's kind of been a
weird last couple of weeks. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Maybe it's the it should It felt like it was fall,
and now it's summer again, and then yeah, moving back
towards like fall, getting those false summer's false falls whatever.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
I don't know. Yeah, it's kind of like I just
want the heat. If you're like the little kid and
the guy in the van is like, want some candy? Yeah,
I like candy. Yeah, and then he just drives away. Oh,
that's term. And then you see him driving around and
you're like, give me a cane.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
What kind of candy does he have? Usually kisses? Oh no,
he had in his pocket all day. That's not gonna
get any kid in your van.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
No, or a puppy.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
No, that's work. Yeah I want I don't know what.
I want them caramel apple pops that we found out,
futsi roll with the razor blade one yeah, yeah, yeah,
Actually today I heard what the hell I hear?

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Somebody yelled out of nowhere, what's your obsession with tutsi roll?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
And then I was like to you, I don't know,
I just heard him, Ye, what's your obsession with tutsi roll?

Speaker 5 (03:38):
I don't have one. I don't even really like them all.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
You know, just because someone says something it'sing within your earshot, it.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Isn't necessarily always you. I know, it would just.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Been funny if it was one other person and just you, Yeah,
and you're you're talking to me.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
And they were way down the street. What's your obsession
with roll? That one? I don't even really like them
all that much. I'm not even sure what their flavor is,
like the original ones. It's supposed to be like a chocolate.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Orange chocolate orange orange, I don't know, orange chocolate, but
there's something else in it. Where'd you get orange chocolate?
Who'd you get orange?

Speaker 5 (04:16):
I don't know. There's another hint or something. Look it up.
Chocolate and in more chocolate. It doesn't taste like just chocolate,
because it would be better.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Tastes like plastic chocolate. That's what the texture.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Is, what.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Is original? Yeah, that's what we need. That's a key word.
Because they have those other ones too, like like the
vanilla ones. Yeah, those are fine. I don't like that
they picked blue as the color to represent them though.
The blue and white, Yeah, it just seems weird. I
feel like it should be black and light because the
TUTSI roll is brown and like yellow white, yellow white,

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and red.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Critis on the whole freaking long ass articles. We don't
know what flavor is either. Well, it's like those recipes
you see where you see like a cool picture of
something and you're like, oh, that looks good, I want
to make it. Oh yeah, and then you open it
up and it's like when I was a boy to
give their whole life story.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, you know, where's the recipe? See that is exactly
talked about this story maybe a little bit, because that's
exactly why the way I went with building out Minigolf
Reviews is the way it is because I hated not
getting to the content and it's like, I don't care
for your life. I think we're talking about this for
like a recipe for like something or something. Yeah, yeah,

(05:41):
when Thanksgiving draft or something. Yeah, but nineppers.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
But that was the whole reason why, like for Minigolf Reviews,
I made it so like content central, I don't need
to do the story.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
You know hard through the entire history of.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
You did not You can't read that fast and I
just scanned the highlighted okay, says The original tutsi roll,
with its mix of chocolate and caramel caramel flavoring, was
first sold and marketed in nineteen o eight. Sure, but
what did they say, is that today's flavor? Is? I

(06:21):
know read, you can read more, you can multitask a
little bit. Yeah, yep, Now say what's today's Okay.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
It's completely like contradictory. What's it say? Well, not totally.
The original Tutsi roll has a distinct flavor of balanced
cocoa and subtle fruity undertones. What not a traditional chocolate flavor.
This unique taste is a combination of cocoa and hints
of fruit and vanilla, with the official company website describing
it as having a perfectly balanced cocoa taste lined with

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a subtle fruit flavored undertowe.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
I don't think I certain thing.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
I was so off by saying range.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
I guess not. But I've never tasted a fruit undertone
on a Z. I do I mean the fruity one? Sure,
but not the og No.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
It doesn't say what fruit because then it breaks it
down a little bit more about the coco, A little
bit more more about the fruit vanilla.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Could it be like how bananas like the ones in
like before nineteen sixty don't exist anymore? So it could
have been a fruit that's no longer.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Well, yeah, they're rotten Okay, you know what I meant.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
How they got disease and they died out, so then
they switched over to the banana that we have today.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
They're all like clones of one another. That's fun. Yeah,
then I knew that.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Oh maybe I find it so wait, I know something
about like that, because you like.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
See like all these fruits and vegetables and things that
they showed before human intervention, and they look all stupid,
Like broccoli was like nothing like what broccoli looks like,
and like the bananas were like all filled with seeds. Yeah,
I don't think bananas have seeds in the nineteen six anymore.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
That's what I'm saying. They're clones of each other. Yeah,
so they're all like essentially the same banana.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Fun. Did you know that if you let a banana
sit for like two days, it's got like zero alcohol.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Content because it's like fermenting in itself. That's with orange
juice and the.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Kind of looking into that. All right, so you knew that.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
You knew that, but you didn't know about banana the
Great banana extinction.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
I don't think extinction the banana.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Well, that's why, like when you eat like a banana,
candy like Runts or something. The banana doesn't taste orsi rope.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Do they have a name? Yeah, they have a fruit pack.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Oh, I didn't know they had banana there, but then
or like banana or banana laughy taffy. Yeah, that's why
it doesn't taste like bananas that you banana milk at
Quick Trip right now.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
But I don't want to. I don't want to tread that.
It's so right.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
It just looks it looks like it's spoiled.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
It's got like two, like millions two bottles of it,
zerr entire calories for the day.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
I was just gonna say, it's like two million calories. Yeah,
a lot of sugar, yep, tons. I mean the milkshake
one that they had was delicious, but yeah, it was
like way too many calories. I just felt like my
blood thickened as I was drinking it.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Yeah. Yeah, the not good. Because I was looking up
the other day because I saw a really cool you know,
like it because its pumpkin. But I saw a really
cool na pumpkin beer and the company that makes it, it
makes all Go Brewing or something like that, and that's
all they make, is like they make low alcohol NA

(09:42):
and maybe zero alcohol, and I was like, what's the difference.
So I was researching it. Low alcohol can have like
up to one percent, okay, and then NA to be
classified as NA can have less than their equal to
like point five or point zero five or whatever it is.

(10:06):
And then obviously zero has none okay. And then it
was describing how like NA beers and low alcohol beers
taste more like beer, although they all kind of do
now because of technology, I guess, but yeah, but that
some of them they actually brew.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
The beer and then they do a technique to remove
the alcohol, but up to like point.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Zero five for whatever is, point five percent can still remain.
And then I was just like huh, And I was like,
that's like the equivalent of like I think it orange
juice s it's in your fridge for a couple of
days because there's a lot of fruit foods that just
naturally have alcohols and them.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Which is why they have to have all like the
preservatives and things in there. So yeah, it doesn't start
doing there, Yeah, can turn into wine, yeah and whatever.
And I was like, oh, well, that's that's fun.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
And then.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Like non alcoholic beers can still have a little bit
in it, but it's no different than drinking an orange
juice or something like that. And so then I had
some three day orange juice and I was driving in
my car and I was like, cap, hey, look at me.
They're drinking my three day orange juice point zero five
percent alcohol. I swear, officer, I'm not drunk. It's orange juice. Well,

(11:21):
in order to do so, and then started going in
all this stuff like you'd have to eat like forty
five pounds of bananas to even have it, like register
and if you ate do anything to your body.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
I was gonna say, if you ate forty five pounds
of bananas, you'd be dead because its radioactivity in bananas too, Yeah,
which I learn also during part of the Great Banana
Extinct Distinction event.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
I think apple cider would probably be the one that would.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Start from me pretty much, anything that's fruit and sugar,
it doesn't never get like well, I mean it does it,
but it tastes bad. Bebe that's it forever. It'll be spoiled. Right.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
But I'm just saying, like, apple ciders feels like one
that would be real easy to turn because isn't that
the whole point of apples hader initially is to have
like it ferment and be alcohol.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Some of it, yeah, or whatever. Cherry juice, you know,
orange juice, apple juice, grape juice becomes wine. You should
just keep listening.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Literally every juice. It's like FORCS Cumping Bubba and the
juice juice, shrimp, lime juice, juice, salad one, apple juice,
lemon and pepper juice, juice.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
It is the whole episode blueberry Juice. Catch it Dead?

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Why would I be dead? I never I never mentioned that.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
You never mentioned that ever.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
I mean, it kind of doesn't make me think though,
because I remember you sent me a picture that you
had one of the new Mountain Jews.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
It was like mountain juice and its swirl. It It's
like only at certain gas stations and grocery stores.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Yeah, I mean, each each place has seems to have
like their exclusive one, so you visit their thing. Because
I remember, like Kroger did the apple one yep, but
you sent me a picture of it and it was
it was blue.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
It was blue tropical and.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Yeah, and it said pineapple mixed with like a berry,
And I was like, can I have it or not?

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Because it's blue?

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Is it a blueberry, and then you're like, I don't know,
I have to look it up, and then you did,
and then it said it was strawberry mixed with pineapple,
and like and then why did you do blue? Like yeah,
Like that's that's definitely when you get to that across
that line where.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
It's like now you're just being crazy.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Well, no, you're you're adding in stuff just because for
whatever reason, like they did not need to make that blue.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
You know, Stan said have a good podcast all night.
You just sent Wow.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
It feels like we just broke the forth wall there,
and that's cool high stand. But then I think you
said I think you said on the on the bottle
it said natural flavors of natural I think artificially.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah, So with me having an allergy, how how can
you list just that as natural ingredient or like, which
leads into like the legality like how do companies do
like mystery flavors and not have to do like allergy disclosure? Yeah,
because I think I think that also got bar up

(14:25):
because I was looking for those those false snacks when
we did our our two snacks and a drink with
stamp Ye, I saw this one like cotton can like
little cotton candy sampler and had like five flavors in there. Yeah,
and one said mystery flavor but it was blue, and
I was like, I don't know if I want to
risk that.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
Well.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Yeah, And that's the thing is, like any food can
be an allergen to anyone, right, Like there's people that
are like to shobberries or mushrooms or I know a
person that's literally allergic to all fruits.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Yeah, they can't have any fruit. Like even if like
someone's like opening up like an orange, they're gonna start
breaking out.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
And my dad had a big thing with like shellfish too,
Like if we were even boiling crab legs, you couldn't
be in the house. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Same same with my mom. She can't be around shellfish either.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
But legally you only have to list nine. There's nine
that you have to list. Okay, it's like milk, egg nuts, wheat,
tree nuts. So I this is after I stopped coming
on one hand, and I have to move to the other.
That's why I forget which ones I mentioned already. Did

(15:37):
I say shellfish? I can't remember now if you did.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah, I have to write them down somebody, like somebody
was saying, hey, what are all their allergens? And also
to say them, and I have to write them down
because after I get through five, I'm like, hey, wait,
which ones did I just say? And when I start
over on like milk, tree, nuts, shellfish, so I, oh,
there's fish.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
I didn't say that. So yeah, I did five, and
I'm like, ship, and I've even added new ones and
I didn't say the first time.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
You're saying shellfish like six times.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
I used to be able to just be like milk,
trenouts fish, shell fish. So I did five again. Up
I would start with.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Milk, wheat, eat wheat six. You know, we could look
this up. It's stupid because I know them.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
But once I start counting them out, after I get
to like the fifth finger, I'm like, wait, what did
I say so far? I don't know if that's a
sign of my brain dying? Fish, shell fish, wheat. So
I egg milk fish fish twice. I gotta write it down, okaya,

(16:58):
because that's the newest one. That one this was like
last year.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Because it doesn't really like nuts or anything. It would
be close to me.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Yeah, right, so three nuts. You gotta start your broad category.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
I think you gotta start again. It's not gonna be
one more time from this. We're gonna get there. We're
gonna get there.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Completely that order. Okay, I should do the alphabetically, and
then I'll never forget said already because we talked shellfish,
So okay, I got all the ones that start with
as fish, Okay, tree nuts, Okay, shell fish. This is

(17:51):
a bit on stage. You can feel like I'm just
being like, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get into
the Okay, I know all the s is again, shell
Fish says to me, fish, tree nuts, milk, bitch, you

(18:17):
know when you missed wheat, Yeah, peanut that I haven't
said peanut yet. There's one more. There's one more. It's
easy one to I think you did it all right.
Now you gotta do it again. Not a very fy
very that's to verify. Okay, shell Fish says to me,

(18:40):
so fish, egg, tree nut, the same milk you got milk.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
I know, it's stupid. It's so weird. There's people at
home that probably know already and are screaming them at me.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
And I said the one with and you get start over.
You paused on and there's ten we're doing ten. We're
adding blueberries officially, and it's official blueberries now ye.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
All right?

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Ready, No, how about you do it in an actual
alphabetical order, not just the sss, even though those weren't enough.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
There just because there's three of them, it's easy to
like bang out the ses and then be like, okay,
never remember the rest. Okay, So if we're going in alphabetical,
it's probably egg.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
This be even harder.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
Well, it's gonna help you remember.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
It's gonna help me remember for the rest of us.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
When there was eight. I used to, but you already
failed because blueberries.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Blueberries, Yeah, so that would be first blueberries, don't put
some speck on it?

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Egg? Okay, milk? Would that be next? No? Fish? Oh fish,
Oh good, good job. Fish. We're not doing an We're
spend the whole time. If I write him down, if
I type him, or I write them down, I'll have

(20:17):
them all. Because the one day at work I was
talking about him and I just and then I was like,
I think there's one more.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
And then I was like, okay, let's write them down.
And so then I wrote him down. I was like, oh, yeah,
that's nice. So in that whole collection. I've said all nine.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
I used to.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
I used to have to do this training where I
would like tell them the new people that were working,
and I haven't done it in a while, and whenever
I did it, I always be like milks on trenut,
peanut fish and all fish. I think there needs to
be a song commission commission.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Remember animaniacs and the States, there's probably one with like
I said them all you need to get them on
the list of them, just go back because and it's
funny because I always have to count them with my

(21:13):
fingers to make sure I get all nine. But as
soon as I go to that second hand, I'm like, ship,
which ones did I say? On me? Oh?

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Man, that's good, But those are the ones you have
to labeled by law, So bluer is technically not in.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
There's gonna have to start, it's gonna be called. Then
there's ones where people get confused all the time too,
because people have sensitivities and the sensitivity isn't the same.
It's a different reaction. It's similar. But what are those ones?
How many of those like sull fights? I don't know,
but in countries they're different.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Oh like the dies too, right, like well, Europeans those sensitivities, Yeah,
people have sensitivities of those.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
But like in Korea, like peaches are like an allergen,
but then only I don't remember if that was Korea
are where it is, but like like here it's shellfish,
so that's crabs lobster, right, and in other countries it's
like just lobster crabs aren't, which which is weird because

(22:16):
it's usually it's the eyne and I think that gets
people jammed up.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
What about like a country that has like lactose intolerance.
There is a big things, like a lot of Asian countries.
So would they have to do a distinction between milk
and cheese. You think, no, no, it's milk, it's dairy.
They would just say dairy. Then they wouldn't say milk.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Yeah. Well, and because there's if it's lactose that's in cheese,
it's in a.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Lot of and I'm just saying so they were just yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
I shouldn't even say milk, it's dairy. Okay, whatever, all right,
I learned a lot, laughed a lot. That's good. Yeah
that was dumb.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
I mean you feel like fifteen minutes all right, more
like ten but.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
When we were wondering when you said, like we could
do a whole set, and I was like, for forty
five minutes, and I was like, wait, don't get that.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Yeah, it's kind of like it was kind of a
bit like the Who's on first a little bit, But
I just get forgetting oh man.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Because I do know them. Like if I write him down,
I'm not doubting you. I'm just saying I said them
all and all those I said them all. I don't know.
I can't forget an egg.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
It just it was just so funny to see your
face in your You're five, it was like shellfish. And
then I was like, all right, now I'm on the six.
This one I forget shellfish, Like must be shellfish because
that one that I probably used to always say last.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
So I'm just selfish to be done. I don't know, no,
I uh, I mean we can talk more specific about
what shows we have coming up. Sure, I mean it's
mostly you.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I'm not I'm doing some things, but I'm not doing
necessarily shows.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
For the month of October, kind of depressed how many
lack of shows I have, Like I was for a while,
it was like every every weekend I had something like
consecutively forever. Yeah, and now like with the summer, it
got slow. You know, it's been kind of slow going this.
I mean, I still I'm grateful for the shows that

(24:27):
I have. I know there's people that are like, man,
I just can't get a show at all, right, Yeah,
and he got one. So I ain't saying that I
just used to going and if I don't have shows,
I get like, I don't know, I sort of get
in my own head.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
And got a little rusty a little bit too. Yeah, yeah,
I get a little bit rusty. But then I'm like,
am I falling off? What's going on?

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Man, I'm losing my momentum. I wouldn't necessarily say that.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
I was gonna say, like for me, like, I just
wasn't really trying to book real hard for October because
I know I'll be traveling a bit and doing some
other stuff. So I was like, eh, I'm not really
super focused in October. But November is starting to get
shows already again in December and even January, and I.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Keep getting ones too where they'll say, hey, are you
available this day? Sure, and then it's like okay, let
me let me get back to you. Pennsylvanian. I hate
that that weekend passes and I heard nothing, and then
I'll message back and I'm like, hey, are you still
working on that show?

Speaker 4 (25:22):
I had one with the venue crapped out or oh,
so I have a bunch of them because I was
looking at my calendar and I was like, but there
we go, there we go, there we go, and then they're.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Like falling off or you know whatever, and then so
I mean I have some. But anyways, I got one
coming up at a place that I've been at. This
will be my third time being there, and I don't know.
It was kind of annoying because the owner had emailed
the booker and said, the only person on this lineup

(25:57):
I have a problem with is Dean Berg. He's like,
what why? Yeah, what nobody has a problem with them?
He's fine, are you talking about? He's like, we's been
here twice already and he's done the exact same set
both times. And he's like, and I know, like we've
had to repeat other customers and they at least changed
their jokes, but he had the exact same set two times,

(26:21):
and I was like, you dumb motherfucker. Yeah. I was irritated,
not as irritated now as ill was at first, because
I was like, I want to roast this guy like
my whole set when I get there, because the first
time I was ever there and I did like a
five to eight minute set because they made like six
because the day before somebody the host had dropped off

(26:46):
and the booker reached out to me and said, hey,
can you can you do this show? This guy's sick.
I'm like, yeah, well is he hosting? Yeah? So can
you cover for I'm sure I'll host. And it actually
went really well. You know. I made like a video
from it too that like the where I had everybody basically,

(27:08):
the sound system there was kind of crap. I don't
know if it still is. I don't remember when I
was there the second time. I think it was all right,
but the sound system was kind of crap, and everybody
was like, you know, can you hear in the back?
Can you hear it?

Speaker 8 (27:19):
Blah blah blah, And everybody was you know, Daniel Bryan,
he's in WWE.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
You know, he's pointing his fingers, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I got everybody in the crowd to start doing that,
but go up up, you know, and the energy in
the room was absolutely crazy, and I made a TikTok
about it because I was going into some extron tournament
and I was like, I was like, hey, and on

(27:46):
my TikTok, I was just like, when you go for
a kill shot, you used to always say I'm going up,
but now they got him at the bottom too, so
I just people still say that. But so I was like,
you know, the crowd was helping me keep compidence from
my kill shots or everyone like oh oh. And then
the venue even posted it and everything like that, and
so it went really well. So that was a short set.

(28:07):
The next time I was there, I did like ten
to fifteen I don't even remember. And that was like
within three or four months from when I was there
the first time. But that was because there was a
documentary that was being filmed, and I think you recall, yeah,
because it was part of the two. I was there
for that one. Yeah, you were there for that one.
And I did like ten or fifteen minutes. So mister mathematician,

(28:31):
the guy who's all fucking worried, like, who were do
you did the exact same set? How do you do
a six minute set? And then like a fifteen minute
set and have the exact same set. You know, some
of the jokes might have been the same, right, but
they were also requested for the documentary, like y, you
need to do these jokes for this blah blah blah

(28:52):
blah blah, right and whatever.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
I mean, but that they're not gonna know the production
side of that sort of thing. I know that, But
at the same time, it was kind of like what
you fucking air And even even if it was the same,
some of it was the same. You killed the recording
for the ten to fifteen minutes whatever, it was like, yeah,
I remember it was question yeah, yeah, yeah, you did
a great job. So it's like, okay, And even then,

(29:15):
like there's it's rare. I mean, I'm starting to get
into that realm what people request a specific joke. Yeah,
but it's not like literally all of them. It's like
there's a couple like tim the bird is one that's
my most requested joke for me right now. Yeah, but
even then people aren't gonna like even if they requested,
they don't remember the entire thing. And I still change
it up though too, so it's not exactly the same.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
So it's like I did it different. I did some
things different. I added different order, anything I added more
stuff to it was the exact same stent. And then
the funny thing is because the comment about like other
comedians have come here before and done different jokes, and
then I'm like, I got different jokes, dude. But then
I scrolled through This is how I get something. I

(29:58):
scrolled through their Facebook till its birth and looked at
every comedy show that they had. Only one guy was
ever there more than once or maybe two, because like,
other than me, and then I think, you've been there.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
I've been there once. I was supposed to be there
second time because I saw that I got influenza.

Speaker 9 (30:25):
Influenza or was it coven his influenza A oh yeah,
I remember that, yeah, because I saw that flyer too,
and I was just annoying because other than me, there
was only one other guy that had been there place,
and it's and it's funny because the first time he
was there, he looked like he had like a guest

(30:46):
spot or the whole spot, and the second time he was.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
There, he was featuring, and he's like, so, yeah, sometimes
some of us same jokes, but they at least came
with different sets. And the thing that was absolutely insane,
which I didn't say w word, the thing that was
at home. Man, I'm damn it.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
I don't get too full of yourself. I don't use
just the horn for the podcast. I use it for
other things. My airhorn is in everyday the use of
my life d But.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
The thing that was absolutely both times that I've been there,
the guy that was like concerned about it, and I
think it probably already said the owners or whatever he
was if the guy I remember, he was so drunk.
I don't remember how. I don't know how he remembers
a damn thing about anything. And that's probably it, because

(31:41):
then when I was talking to the booker, the booker
was like, he probably remembers only the first set you
did or the second set, and then in his mind
sees them as exactly the same. Because I was like,
I didn't do the same set. He's like, no, you did.
You did a progressively longer when you had some new stuff,
and he's like, and I think you didn't do X
Y Z it. And then I was like, oh yeah,

(32:03):
but so now I'm going to be a feature again
for Rob And I told the booker, I said, what
was this dumb bastard to think that I'm just going
to do it my ten minutes set that he saw
or whatever it was three times over. I'm gonna do it.
I might even do.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
It just to be decetious. Actually it works well with
your getting punched in the head, bitch.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Yeah, you just you. And I actually added more to
that too. I was gonna I was gonna go over
some of my new stuff that I've written. I think
it would be funny if you did the did that
in only.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
And then people would think it's funny though, because you're
doing a second time.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
They're like, is he really committing to this?

Speaker 4 (32:46):
And you have to and then they commit, and then
they do it a second time. Yeah, the second and
then the third time they're going to be like no way.
That's when it gets like and then I do.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
It again and they're like what and I almost have
to do it word for word.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
Yeah, that's that's the hard part. Honestly, that's the same
cadence and everything. That's the hard the hard part.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
So that would actually be pretty skilled to be able
to do that.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
That would it would be impressive. So I could do
I've done like that too, with like the memory thing
right with one joke doing an entire ten minutes set
three times like that.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Yeah, well, and I was I sometimes, you know, rob
lets me go longer, and he's just like, just don't
go more than forty five. Yeah, you know, and then
if I do like thirty five or forty or whatever,
so then four times, oh man, and then it'll be
my first special. I'm gonna have it from there, it's

(33:39):
gonna be an hour long. Same ten minutes done six times,
six steps oh man. Yeah. So I was just I
was just annoyed by that. It just annoyed me, especially
when he's like, well, I'm coming and it's like, dude,
you know, I'm coming there to do a longer set,
you know. And the booker actually had to tell him that,
like oh, he's like he hasn't been there because the

(33:59):
first time I was there, it was within like three
or four months back to back.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
So I get it, you know, like, hey, we just
saw this, but then this time it's been over a
year and a half, because when I scrolled through the thing,
it's been like over a year and a year and
a half. Yeah, yeah, you got way more material than you.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
And I in my roast brain was just going nuts
with like things I wanted to do when I get there,
you know, like just be a nice and professional and
then get up on stage and then bam, no filter, nothing.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
It does kind of make me think of the show
that we did together a few weekends ago at the
Sportsman's Club.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Yeah yeah, we didn't talk about that.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
No, we didn't, but it was mainly because I went
first and then you followed me. But it was interesting
that we had because we had a five minute intermission
to let people.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Use the restroom drink.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yeah yeah, so we didn't want people like stuck watching
for too long.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
It didn't matter. People were not stuck. Yeah yeah, they
were not staying.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
But that one lady that came up afterwards and she's like, oh,
you should have done only hunting and fishing and fishing
and she's like, your your stuff was too smart for
us country folk.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
And I was just like, which is sad because then
they liked me.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
No, yeah, yeah, but it's just it was interesting though,
because it was like I didn't really have anything that
was like I felt was like too overly complicated or
anything like that. And then you made a good point
which I'm going to start including in on that now
when I'm talking about AI, because they didn't even think.

(35:47):
They didn't know that AI artificial intelligence. You guys know
what AI is, right, So okay, you have that bear
right picture Sophia from picture it. How about how about
how about you do me doing the bit? I have
to do you doing the bit? Yeah, you do the
bit and i'd be the guy. No, I want to

(36:08):
be the guy, but I want to set the Can
I set the stage? You could set the stage and
then you'll be me and then I'll be the guy. Okay,
so the stage. It's a gun club. Yeah, with a
gun club.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
Yeah, people are shooting eighty years clay pigeons.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Outside clay pigeons, not real live pigeons.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
There's a kid's bounce house.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
Kids bounce house, kids around, not in line with the
gun range, no, no good good point good safety. Safety,
call it safety. Although it was pretty damn close. But
it was pretty close, and so then there's deer on
the wall. It's kind of got that. It wasn't as
nice as like a VFW, you know, like it was
like a hall kind of if they would have had

(36:50):
a stage, it could have been. Yeah, I think so,
I think it would have been actually nicer if they
hadn't if they had a stage, because it was some
you know, some nice log cabinet effect. And it's in
the middle of nowhere, middle of nowhere, no cell service,
no cell service, nothing like that.

Speaker 8 (37:05):
Concrete floor. Yeah, chairs and tables spread.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
All around, chairs and tables, so people had their backs
to us at some point yep.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
But no, they turned around. That's not true. They did
turn around. We asked people to move closer. A lot
of people are standing outside this big, giant open garage door.
In the back there's like a bar with a bunch
of food and people back.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Yeah, so not necessarily the ideal comedy club side a
raffle going on. Well, no, the raffle happened before we started.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Whatever he was sitting there like the raffle was still
going on.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Then, No, they had just done the raffle before we started,
So everybody was mad because they were already selling over
to the side. There was doing fifty to fifty and
stuff throughout the weekend and stuff like that, so they
were still doing more, but they did the actual raffle
back like that.

Speaker 5 (37:50):
And there's different like schedules hanging on the wall, which
I wouldn't even say that one that was on the
wall about the team from the place and then what
was referred to as the team from medisine on the wall.
But we'll just say this kind of racis and pre
civil rights movement, in pre civil movement. Interesting, it wasn't

(38:13):
like the word you're thinking of, you know, like people
probably say, what did it say, like the medicine.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Well, well we'll just leave the mystery there so you
can go and visit the and and make a donation
or something. It literally it was shocking.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
It was shocking that they called the team from medisine
that on the schedule. Yeah, very strange, but it was
not the word you're thinking of, not the hold on.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
What if they are thinking the word and you just
said it's not the word you're thinking of, and then
they think the worst one, see what you mean? I
don't know because now I just now they're probably like,
I know, well, we're creating intrigue to get money for
the club. Anyway, So okay, Cash is on stage.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
No, there wasn't a stage. Fine, Cash is on the floor,
standing on the concrete floor.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Good thing you said standing because when her head above him.
It was great that the picture you got though, was
like perfectly captured the antlers in my head.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Yeah, so it was definitely open season for me.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
So you're up there and they're like, hey, so you
guys know what AI is? Is not? How so you
got moren almost?

Speaker 4 (39:30):
I cop Oh, you're so usually so good at impressions,
but that's the only one you know, Isn't.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Isn't that strange though? How hard it is to impersonate
like somebody that you even see like every day often
like a like a like like you're a relative or something.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
I mean, sometimes you can kind of you can pick
up cadence kind of easily. Usually it's harder to like
do like an sounds. Yeah, yeah, okay, alright, go ahead, dude,
b okay, okay, I'm not breathing.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Have you like that either?

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Come on?

Speaker 5 (40:09):
All right, fine, I'm just trying. I'm trying to fracuracy. Okay,
So do you guys know what AI is? You mean
artificial insemination? Yep, that's what I mean. Yeah, that that
was literally called out, and.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
That's a lot of build up for everybody listening. I
was thinking of that as like, I know, everybody is like, like,
these guys are performers, build up and that was the
that was the climax. Hey, that's some of my some
of my best jokes. Do it just like that. So
we nailed this.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
The build up was stronger than.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
No.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
But anyways, but it was funny because then the guys
like artificial and SALMONI Shan and then you kind of
just blew past it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
I was just like, I don't know how to even
respond to that.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
And then when I when I came up, I was like, okay,
then that helps you get started on yours. Yeah, just
like so I gotta I got something. I got a
little order business here, and I was like, when can
I ask you guys what AI is? Did somebody say
artificial insemination? And then the guy like right in front.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Of it was he was so proud, he was so proud, and.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
They did they didn't literally know what AI was. I
feel like there was a couple other times too we
mentioned things and they're like, we don't know what that is.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Well that's why for a bit we were both of
us were like, you guys have had this here right
or you had said something about a movie and you're like,
it'll be here in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Yeah, it was like it should be uh yeah, it
was like a movie from like the eighties or I
thought it was like something like Greece or something like that.
I don't remember what it was. It was the older
movie and they're like, we never, we haven't ever seen that.
And then I was like, oh, don't worry, it'll be Oh.
I know what it was was Top Gun? Was the
top Gun? Yeah was Top Gun. It's not that all,
but that's still old enough. But they were like, no,

(42:03):
we've never seen that. And then I was just like,
never seen that gun? Well, and then I was.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Like shit, and I was like, okay, it should be
coming to a blockbuster near you. Oh wait, you probably
don't never seen one of them either. And so it
was just kind of like.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
Crazy because like how in twenty twenty five not super
far because there was there's a timel close by that's
a little bit bigger, decent sized. Yeah, yeah, that there
were so many people that just and then and then
they were like, well, we like to keep to ourselves
and blah blah blah, and it was getting to get
kind of deliberancy.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Yeah, and then there was nerve wracking because everybody there
had guns, so he did so like it was as
soon as the joke didn't work, I'm like.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Oh boy, yeah it was. It was a little so
it was it was alright, it is a fine show.
And then we were done and we're like, okay, we
did that, we got paid, let's go home. Yeah, we
don't need to linger. Yeah, we don't need to linger anymore.
And then uh kind of thing. There was a few
other comments when we laughed, like people were like, hey,
that was fun, yeah and whatever. And then when we left,

(43:06):
I can't remember what was it.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
A lady one of the people were like, because one
of the things that we were concerned about was we
didn't have the communication back to say whether it needed
to be like family friendly clean or oh yeah clean.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Or or or R rated or whatever.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
And you know, I went first and he's like, yeah,
keep it clean on the cleaner side, which my sets
usually are almost always right yeah, and then they're.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Like, oh, yeah, we want dirty. After I was done, Well,
what was funny too, because I went up and then
I was just like, you know, I was just kind
of talking and I was like, do you guys like
follow the language or anything I said?

Speaker 4 (43:44):
And then they were like, say fuck, say it just
say it.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
It was. It was so like I was like, Jesus
fucking Christ, and then they don't say that. Yeah, and
then they're because they were fairly really just apparently. But
then yeah, it.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Was this was a learning experience on that It was.
It was fine. I'd rank it kind of in the middle.
It just it wasn't like I was like, oh, I
just crushed it. I Am not adding it to my
list of worst shows. No, Like I said, it's in
the middle.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
It definitely was not the Church show. Yeah, it was
definitely not the Act show. Yeah, it's definitely not that
other show. How specific you know that there are like
my three yeah, top ones that I'm just like.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Yeah, and even then they're not as terrible as like
you hear the stories from other people, no, right, No,
I know people forgetting like their equipment or like literally
like a famous comic on the show is like, this
is the worst show I've ever been a part of, right, yeah,
and says it on their podcast.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
Yeah, like it was the worst, and then just rips
it all shit.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Yeah, and then that same person wants to get booked,
begs to get booked on a show.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
With them again, and then they didn't do so hot?

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Oh right, right, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, that's crazy,
like they're trying to redeem themselves and it didn't work.

Speaker 5 (45:14):
Okay, Yeah, I want to come back because that first
show is the worst show ever, so this one will
be better for.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Them not I mean, yeah whatever, yeah whatever. So okay,
great transition, because.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
That all that whole sequence started with I was talking
about the show where they thought I didn't have like
I did the same set.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Well again, I'm just saying that's also why it's important,
even if you don't not doing video, just record every set, right, yeah,
because you can lose set lists pretty easy, especially if
you're doing them in your phone and you're like, I'm
gonna reuse it, and then you start mixing stuff up
and then now you don't know what's stuff you did.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Then no, right, And I asked for the stuff from
the documentary and I've got radio silence so far because
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
Yeah, that's that's unfortunately, the only negative thing about not
having the control.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Of your own like media.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
I mean, I guess you could have done a like
voice memo still too, even with the video recording.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
Right yep.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
But but again that's another lesson learned at the time.
It's like, oh, should always have a recording or no,
or have somebody that is reliable to get you that
recording that you know for a fact, like I know,
like when I did you know some shows that you
and Stan would go to, And I think it's the
same for all. For mix wise, usually it's one of

(46:35):
us is who's not if whoever's performing, one of the
persons is taking pictures and the other one's getting video yep,
And usually we do that rotation and that and that
works out pretty well. So like everyone's got their stuff.
That was pretty quick if that was no, No, what

(46:56):
do you think I think even though you're like, just
do the comedy tip real early so we don't forget
to do it, and we just hit forty five minutes.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think maybe like like uh, managing
jealousy or dealing.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Yeah, I mean, that's that's good. I mean, were not
necessarily saying that we talked about this to be the tip,
But no, we both have realized recently in the last
just couple of months that we definitely have gone to
another level in our careers because of how people are
interacting with us.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
Yeah, people that were like friendly.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Friendly, you know, want to work with us, that type
of thing. And now you know, we'll see comments, we'll
see posts, Yeah, we'll we'll just hear stuff from the
even as silly as being unfriended.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
Yeah, you know, two friended on Facebook or Instagram or
unfollowed or whatever because they don't want to see your
success that they're having or sending like flyers that you're
on like a page that you know roasts flyers. But
but so so you know, I don't know, so brave

(48:11):
and stunning, stunning and brave to do most anonymously. Yeah,
it's like like I I cared so little that even
like I saw that you had tagged me and something,
and then I went to it and I knew right away.
I was like, oh, I bet it's this, And then.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Well I was I wasn't tagging in the intent to
make you mad. I just I figure, do you want
to see the comments that people were putting on that
because it is funny?

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Yeah, it didn't. It didn't make me mad at all.
In fact, anytime they put you on there, that page
is it's on downward spiral as far as like popularity
and stuff like that. But it used to be like whoa,
like everybody like it had such a big following. It's
like there would be people that would post their own.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Flyers and then they get roasted because because there's promotion.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Yeah, and you're not allowed to post on there or
promote I mean yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
But then there's also like we we had gotten tagged
down there for one for our Live from the High series. Yeah,
it was, it was.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
It was. It was a good design.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
People thought it was funny and it and it had
all the information that you needed. So people are like,
why is this here? This is this is fine, this
is good, this is actually really good. We really like
this and that that felt good. But the person that
it that it posted that intended it as like this
is stupid.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
That like was basically like, ha, we're gonna get I'm
gonna get these guys. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
And I think it was because they weren't booked on
the shovel possibly, but that was even before I felt
like we were like I think maybe that was the
start of us, like Okay, they're booking shows, they're they're
getting booked on shows, they're booking shows.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
People know who they.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Are, they're they're respected by most people out in the community,
you know, So that was kind of like it's the
start of that. But I feel like more just recently,
we've both been doing some more high profile shows. We're
getting out in front of people, and before it could
have been maybe I'm not. I don't want to say
to the point that we're undeniably funny.

Speaker 5 (50:04):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
I don't think we're there yet. We we still have
ways to go to get to that point, but I
think we're moving in that direction because we're a course.
It's going well, yeah, it's an upward trajectory. Like we're
both doing shows, and like before, I think a lot
of every comic has doubts and whether they're truly funny
or whatever. But we've both been having sets lately. I

(50:29):
don't even want to just say just say lately, but
lately taking more notice that it's like, oh, we're not
really getting like silence moments or or like the crowd
isn't into it or whatever. It's like right, it's it's
it's I don't I don't want to necessarily use like
the whole like last per minute, because I don't.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
I don't know if that's always account works for every
type of comic. I think it's the type of style
you dude, like, yeah, I'm not like jab jab jab
jab jab for for jokes. Some of the might have
built up to it up this point too, but I'm
just saying like I feel like the energy in the
room is like this is this is a good performance.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
Like one of the crazies, but we're behind it. It
was like it was like a five minutes set. This
is against spot the whole thing and this doesn't always work,
but like the whole thing, Like, you know, I had
little quips and little things in it that people were
like the ta you know, but not even tags. It
just had a little there was a story and at
the end the punchline was like so hard that everybody

(51:31):
was like whoa. You know, I never did that again
because I realized how that can't work sometimes. But yeah,
so you know, you know, stuff like that. But anyways,
going back to.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Like the managing of the jail ja one thing real
quick though with that page, just a word to the wise.
You know people who think they're throwing the stuff out
there and even reacting and commenting on things.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
When you know people who are adding of that page
it's not hard to message him and say who posted this?
And I tell you so, you're not really anonymous. I'm
just throwing that out there, like we know, we're not
going to say your name because we understand you're too scared,
too cowardly to put it up there. We get it,
that's fine, understood whatever, But we know, yeah, we talked

(52:22):
about it like they show it, like even people who
have liked it because you. The stupidest shit is when
somebody like likes something or whatever and they still like
it anonymously. I'm like, what the hell?

Speaker 4 (52:33):
But well, again, it's part of the I'm jealous of
your trajectory, right, but I also if I had the
opportunity to work with you, I don't want to well
and get the book or whatever.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
And the stupidest shit about it is like that one book,
that one that got praised that was on there for
on one of our shows that you made that was awesome.
The stupidest shit is like, because it's the show I'm on.
Obviously I didn't make the flyer, right, so what do
you think you're doing to me? You know I'm on

(53:07):
the show.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Well that way, it's like it's it's almost kind of
a form of heckling, right when heckler's are like, oh
I was helping you, you know what I mean, Like
that's maybe how they view It's like, oh, I was
just posting it on there because I know it would
be cringey if you did it, But then posting it
as an anonymous person, it makes it sound like it
could have been one of the three of you guys

(53:28):
on the show.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
And that's well, yeah, and that's how I know the
show is going downhill or that the show that page,
because you couldn't post on there anonymously without somebody just
roasting the ship. And now there's like no comments about it. Yeah,
there's nothing really, but anyways, uh, managing jealousy, well no,

(53:49):
I know, I feel I feel like we gave that
too much time. Not managing jealousy, but just example of
that flyer being on that page because I literally did
not care, I know, like I saw it, not just
like whatever, And then I go back to see if
anybody said anything. Fun.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Yeah, that's that's that's the whole reason why I just
tagged you was because at one point some guy was
already talking about how like this dean guy is just here.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
Say this Dean guy. He said, Dean like, oh, look,
people who aren't even from here, from far away, you
know me. You know my name. He's not a friend
on my Facebook, but he knows my name. And he
was like, Dean is just in it for the the
baby reds. And then I replied back, hell, yeah, I
am who wouldn't want to be. But I was like, see, yeah,

(54:42):
he just pushed yeah, yeah, and it just pushed my
name ont further, which I.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Think kind of leads me just as a little tangent
similar though. Yeah, but I'm not really so much into
like actual roast battles so much like people take it
too personally. I that's why I like character roasts. I
think those are fun. Yeah, those are some of my
favorite shows that I've done. But I'm not doing like
roast battles anymore. I hate No, I don't like those

(55:08):
either because I don't personally take it personal. Some of
the stuff that people have said to me, I've tried
to roll into my own self deprecating.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
And then people see Killed Tony where it's just you.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Know, just people being mean to Yeah, it's just straight.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Up bullying almost.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
Just don't get too emotionally attached like Rick Flair did,
because then everyone just roasting you for the rest of
your life on that.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
Yeah, well he walked out because he thought they were
being too mean. Yeah right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
But no, like so he's a little peak under the tent,
a little bit of the under the tent.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Yeah, a little bit of a k fabe. I'm gonna
show you a little secret to the kay fabe behind
this is a studio team behind the roast battle. They're
like pro wrestling, like they're choreographed usually. Oh yeah, yeah,
we've we've talked about this a lot. Yeah, you know
that you work with the other comedian to be funny.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
You don't just it's not about you as the performance.
It's a two performance. It's a two person performance. So
it really is like pro wrestling.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
The winner may not be predetermined, right because there's judges
and stuff like that, but it's it's like a dance
choreographed between the two. The good ones are usually.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
And I feel like ours that we had as like
the the more entertainment one because we had already lost
our battles previously.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
In this one.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Yeah, when we went as each other, Yeah, then we
roasted ourselves. It was It was fun banter funny too
because I was like, I don't really want to say
anything bad about you, can't say anything about you. I'll
talk about myself each other, yeah, and talk shit about ourselves.
But not that it scarred me emotionally. But I still

(56:54):
think probably the most impactful mask, Yeah, the mask emotional
he was probably the most impactful because Dean Moore crying
baby mask and then he just drew a go tea
on it when I had a go tea at the time,
so it looked kind of like stone cold Steve Austin,
but it was me and it just was like wow,

(57:17):
And all I'm doing as Dean is I wore his
jersey and rubber axes and rubber axes.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
And fake beard, a big beard. Yeah I did have
a beard.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
You're right, ye fake beard now could now I can
do it without it without a fake beard.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
Yeah right. But going back to the managing jealousy too,
to the other piece I want to throw out there
is because so I guess kind of wrapping up the
first part of that is you know, just know that
it's a sign, you know that you're you're doing something,
You're going somewhere. I mean they you know, there's a
cliche or whatever, like you know, you're not successful if

(57:52):
you don't have haters or whatever people say. I don't
feel like these people hate us. Maybe some do, I
don't care whatever, but no, I don't think they do.
But they hate where that we're getting. Yeah, like they
feel like we don't deserve it or whatever because they're
not seeing the work that's being done. They may be
sau uce, you know, at the beginning of our career

(58:12):
or something, and didn't pay attention or they don't pay attention,
and then why is this guy getting it? I'm not
getting anything. It's like sometimes there's a reason, sometimes there's not.
Sometimes it's luck sometimes whatever.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Just I mean, sometimes people are just getting booked on
shows just because like even we'll see other people were like, huh,
interesting that they got booked for that. But it's not
like yeah, yeah, I'm not like, oh that means I
don't get an opportunity.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
It's just like good for them. But it's just I'm
usually pretty proud of the people I know, like like.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
I'm like, hey, look at my buddy, go wi that
guy we're celebrating, celebrating everybody's wins, right.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
So you know when you start to see that, people
seem like they're being jealous. And know, if you're up
on stage and you're telling horrible, horrible, disgusting jokes and
people don't like you, that doesn't mean like I'm just
jealous on me, you.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Know, right, you know, I mean, well I want to
kind of bounce off of that a little bit too.
It's like, obviously everybody's been talking to a lot about
like the Charlie Kirk assassination, and it's like, yeah, that's
a touchy subject. So and as a comic, right, you
are allowed to joke about whatever you want to joke about.

(59:19):
That's the freedom of speech. Yeah, but that doesn't mean
that if you say something there aren't consequences to it, right, Like,
and just like reading the room too, Like, did you
even try to understand if people were going to be
into that. Obviously that was going to be a touchy subject. Yeah,
and unless you're like so masterful as a comic, and
even then it's hit or miss, you should probably try

(59:42):
to be playing with those sensitive subjects, right, Like not
saying that you can't write a joke about it, but
maybe don't do it the same day as it happens, right, yeah,
the room, Yeah, I mean just it's but I think
with that case that of the individual that we saw
do that, it was like they don't have the skills

(01:00:03):
to read the room. And when people were getting up
and just a complete silence, it's like, yeah, you don't
understand what's going on.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
So like that was probably out of poor taste. And
people might say too, like oh, when you're saying consequences,
you're saying censorship. You're saying you know, it's not about
freedom of speech at that point. But no, it's like,
no matter what you say, there's a consequence, right, it
could be a positive consequences or bad. I could but
like you know, like you could say something about the

(01:00:33):
guy in the front row, right, and he doesn't like it.
He didn't want to be called out, which and they're
kind of like he wants to fight you, right, you know,
or just or you talk about a subject matter and
people get mad and they tell you I was I
did not like that you talked about that. That's a
consequence of you doing it, Like you lost a potential fan,
like you said, they could also want to fight you

(01:00:54):
or whatever. There could be more to that level of consequence.
But at the same time too, you could have touched
on subject that most people don't touch and you gained
a fan as a consequence, right, Like, So, I just
you have to understand to read the room and and
know that if you've told a joke like that before,
or or you know that this is going to be

(01:01:17):
very touchy of a subject. I think everybody knew that
except for this person for some reason that everybody was
already fighting about that topic on the internet then and
they're still doing that now. You don't what is it
eight days later? Yeah, they're just trying to be it gy, right,
But yeah, so I mean where going with that? We

(01:01:38):
were talking about the oh when I was saying, like,
people like just because you're good, saying something horrible or whatever.
And I'm totally for freedom of speech to say what
you want, but I mean it, Yeah, like, if somebody's
up there with a bunch of hate speech about anything,
it's probably not gonna go well unless you're at a
a clan rally, right know your audience. I'm not saying

(01:02:00):
I would ever do a show out of clan rally,
but you know what I'm saying, so, anyways, kind of
going back to that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
So kind of you would like to retract that statement.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Well, I was just trying to think of what I
was like, where would hate speech even be, you know, tolerated.
There's a couple of places, but we touched enough on
that subject. So anyways, Uh, this is a first.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Dean's never like pushed off on the study. He's like,
I'm uncomfortable. No, no, no, no, I'm just it is
kind of a hot topic right now, and especially with
the it Kimmel. Yeah, that's like kind of in that
same situation a little bit. I got, I got my
thoughts on that. Yeah, I'm not gonna say on here.
I was gonna say we probably we probably need to
digest that a little bit more before we do.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
I don't even know what say I'm on here, because
I I don't know. I don't want to say him.
I mean, it's not that's fine. I was just saying
that that's a similar situation though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, But anyways,
so tying that kind of all back is like, if
you're seeing people and they seem like they're getting jealous

(01:03:10):
and you're seeing these things, don't let it like that
detract you don't let it, don't let it slow you down,
don't you know, just keep doing what you're doing. You're
doing something right, and don't let it. Don't let it
change your course, because that's kind of what people want.
But most of the time they're doing it for themselves.

(01:03:32):
So that's where I'm wrapping it up to or not
wrapping it up, bringing it to side B of jealousy.
It's so basically the other part of that tip is
recognize when you might be getting jealous, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
And obviously it happens for everybody. I mean, I've definitely
been jealous of people.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
Right, and I think I maybe was at the beginning
of my career sometimes, you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Know, And I don't want to necessarily say that my
jealousy is like I want them to fail. No, it's
just like, oh that's a cool that's a cool opportunity.
I'd like to do that too, not necessary, not saying
to take it away from them, but like, oh that's cool.
I wish I could do that. How do I do that?

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
Exactly? That's what That's what I was going to say.
And so as I've grown or become more emotionally intelligent
or whatever, you want to call it. I started to
realize like, no, okay, so what's jealousy? You want what
they have and you feel like you deserve that. Okay,
what are you doing about it? What are you doing

(01:04:37):
about it? So I don't even know that I feel
jealousy any more of other comics other than ooh, let
me study. Sure, it's more of a desire, yeah, like
like what did they do to get there? And how
can I develop my own plan or my mimic a
way to get there? Or what am I not doing?

(01:05:00):
So I because really, at the end of the day,
your jealousy is your problem, no one else's, you know.
If you're if you're like, hell, they showed them.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
Unfriend you know or whatever, Well, and that's just stupid
because now you lost on other opportunities. Yeah, well yeah,
and then you can't you can't learn from it, right,
you know, because I see, you know, every once in
a while, I'll see like a really top tier, top
tier comic do something and I'll be like, damn.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
You know how they where they come up with that,
you know, or stuff like that, And I'll watch somebody
special and then I don't get depressed, but then I'm
just like who you know, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
Because motivation like I could do that. Well, it's kind
of like how can I do that? You know, like
how can I get to that? How can I do that?
And rather than being like they got.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
A Netflix special, screw your skinny term Cigara, you know,
or whatever, I'm gonna I'm out and whatever, you just
follow them harder. Yeah, I just follow them so hard. Yeah,
so hard. They come out of the shower and there
I am using because I think that's what got you
that special, right, it was the soap.

Speaker 4 (01:06:12):
No. Anyways, it's like that feeling that you have, like
in Caase now I'm gonna get all Star Wars and Jedi.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
That feeling that you have is from the dark side.
It is the feeling of the dug do it, don't
do it?

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Do it?

Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
We're getting super Disney Disney so hard.

Speaker 7 (01:06:44):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:06:44):
But like so that feeling that you have, you can
turn it in a positive way, right and learn it,
grow from it, build on it, and you know, eventually
you stay the road, you're gonna get where you want
to be. I mean, unless you're.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Like, hopefully there's still gonna me that little element of luck, right,
you know, we know that luck is luck and exposure
and stuff like that. But but essentially you would have
all the skills that the timing worked out right, and
that's then you could you would be able to jump
on the opportunity. Right.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
There's a good point because if you aren't doing that
and you're just internalizing it as I deserve that I
didn't get it, screw those guys, bam bam. Yeah, then
you're a good at crosses inside you. But anyway, the
Russian star wars I am, former union, former former sith

(01:07:37):
union I am, I am does come red. That's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
But anyways, you know, and you let that grow inside you,
you're gonna focus on that and just not looking at
what the people are doing, and then all of a sudden,
your opportunity is gonna come.

Speaker 5 (01:07:59):
Up and you're going to miss it. Yeah, it up.
And I use that word as strongly as possible. And
whose fault is it going to be? Yours? Your own jealousy,
you know, because you're going to miss it and it
and it doesn't mean another one won't come along, but

(01:08:21):
might be ready for them either too. So rather than
getting jealousy jealous, you know, look at what they're look
what's going on, figure out how you can model it
for you move forward. You know, I think that's more
important than dealing with the people that are jealous of you.
You know, you can only control yourself, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
I think I want to add to that too, though.
I think the supplies to all aspects of life, though
not just commony everything. Like if you're at work and
you know there's a position opening and you and another
person are for it, be happy that they got the promotion,
but also that's a good time to reflect and be like, well,

(01:09:02):
why wasn't I picked?

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
Yeah, and what.

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
Can I do to change it for next time?

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:07):
Yeah, it's seem it's the same kind of thing. Yeah,
to some extent, jobs can be a little different, you.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
Know, because for sometimes you know, there can be people
that are shady or whatever they get promoted.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Because you don't think Bookers and other comics have been
that too.

Speaker 5 (01:09:24):
But I just mean in terms of, like, you know, like.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
They could put a position that they knew there was
going to be an internal hire, that it never was
planning to hire somebody outside, but they start to post
it for legal reasons.

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
Right, Yeah, yeah, I get that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Yeah, I'm just saying like this, this apply this rule
or this can't process applies to a lot of other
stuff besides just comedy of course.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
Yeah, And I mean then you could look at it
too like, oh, that person only made it they got
that show, or they did this because they stepped on
other people or they did that, or there are people
like that. Yeah, but they're successful people.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
I don't think they're gonna be that way for too long.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
I think.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
On the other hand, though, Two's like people are get
successes and it's not always necessarily that they have the
skills right then at the time, but they did see
an opportunity, they made the right connection, and then boom
ran with it, and then they're learning.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
It's like learning on the job, right, Like.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
You're not going to turn down an opportunity necessarily because
you're not ready, which I think more experienced people would
be like, well you should turn it down, but you
never know if you're going to get that other another
opportunity like that, So I feel like you just got
to do it. Like yeah, like when I did, holy moly,
I did learn things. I was like, oh man, I

(01:10:42):
wish I would have prepared this knowing what I know now,
And it's like I could go back and do it again,
it would be a completely different story, I think, But
I didn't know.

Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
Like I wasn't in show business.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
I never did stand up comedy or anything like before that,
so I wasn't super great in front of the camera
sense of like interviews and just being networking and and funny.

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
I'm not networking.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
I still did a really good job with that, but
like doing the interviews, like, I wasn't funny.

Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
I was more like.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
Heart on my sleeve, yeah, which you know has its
place right obviously, But I think if I would have
been funny as well as my genuine self at the
same time, I would have had a better you know, connection,
and and would have felt more confident.

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
With that side of things on that in sense.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
But still I wasn't gonna say no, I'm not gonna
do this opportunity, right, one hundred percent Glad I did,
and I would do it again. I hope I get
to do something like that again in the future too.

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I guess that's the tip to
help manage it. However, if it's it's your style that
you just like, I'm gonna be jealous of those people
I'm gonna stay where I am, maybe fade away. That's
that's your prerogative. Do it. Then if you want to
do it where you know more of like the study
the person and you know, look at I'm gonna say
the positive way that they got there, you know, or

(01:12:02):
whatever that in why you didn't then you know, develop
a plan, you know, you know, look at it and
be like okay, so this is it or you know,
I watch For a while, I had a hard time
watching specials and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Not because I was jealous, but I was like, damn,
these guys are so quick and they're so creative, like
there was too much to unbox mm hm that you
couldn't break it down yet and it was overwhelmed.

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
Overwhelming. Yeah. That I had to get to a point
where I'm like, Okay, I gotta be me. I gotta
do it, and I gotta get my feet where I
want them. And now I think I'm there that, Like
I can watch specials and.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
I think I think with that too is you you
know your voice?

Speaker 5 (01:12:41):
I know my voice. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
That makes it easy to look at something and be like, okay,
I play that to me.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
Yeah yep, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
But I want to also say, because you've made a
point about this, that the jealousy side of things is
individual to you, like how you take it. But I
think what we have as camaraderie and that I think
people should seek that out too, though, find people that
you you trust, trust, trust with your life essentially and

(01:13:16):
and build with them.

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
Yeah, at the same time too. And I'm not saying
I don't distrust anyone else, but I would say right now,
I've got maybe six or seven people that I you know,
some I'm closer to than others or work with more,

(01:13:38):
but like six or seven people that I feel like,
you know, like if I needed to saddle up with
and you know, wait, favor, give me a second.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
You're trying to be like, how could he turn this
into indiendo he's gonna shack up with him? Yeah, that
shack up saddle up you know that I would, you know,
like we'd ride side by side.

Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
Then let's let's go. Let's all go. Yeah, I trust
you guys. I think we're all in it for the better. Well,
you're not of each other because some don't know the
other people, but you know what I mean, Like there's
people that are like the people that I would be like, yeah,
this is my stable sort of you know, you're on
a horse chick.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
I don't know if that was kind yeah, you know what.

Speaker 5 (01:14:27):
I mean, Like like I got the people that are
like super like in the tight part of it, and
then the people that are you know, maybe not, but
it could be geographical.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Look at it like the Avengers, Right, you got the
main Avengers and then everybody else that's fighting towards against
Thanos or whatever an endgame. Right, you don't know necessarily
each of the individual superheroes, but you know that you're
going towards that goal. I don't know what Thanos is
in this situation making it. I don't know, no opportunity,

(01:15:00):
what do you use? Okay, logical, but.

Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
Should ended it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
I'm just really doing a lot of Marvel thoughts right
now because I never actually saw all the movies, and
I'm going through the lineup of.

Speaker 5 (01:15:14):
The movies right now in order.

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Oh yeah, okay, So I'm I think what did I
end with Civil War? I think was where I'm at
right now. So I'm just I'm just making a lot
of I'm seeing a lot of yea cross across traffic
in my brain with things, right now kind.

Speaker 5 (01:15:33):
So I mean, you know, find those people that like,
you know, and I said, guys, but there's.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
At least that was the universal guy. Guys like people
just people peaks. There's some women in there too, yeah,
you know. But yeah, it's like there's just like if
I could have, like, you know, bring me everyone you trust.
You know, I've got a certain number of people that
trust someone I'm closer to, you know whatever. But yeah,

(01:16:03):
I find those people because that helps too, because then
you're all building each other up. You're not just sitting
there wherever wondering why you know, you're not you're stagnant. Yeah,
I was gonna say too, though, don't make the mistake
I have. And it's something I'm learning from. But like,
I'm way too trusting of people. Not everyone, not everyone

(01:16:24):
deserves to get into that circle of trust though. So
that's something I've had to learn in the last couple
of years, is like, you know, I want to see
everybody be successful and I want to you know, bring
everybody in and be like this is what I'm doing,
you know, this is what's working for me and everything.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
But some people don't.

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
They're just takers or whatever, and they don't want, they
don't want to give it into that or they don't
want to help anybody that is that complete like selfishness
of I just care about me, but I will step
the way you said, stepping on people to get what
you want.

Speaker 5 (01:16:57):
But I don't think those people are good.

Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
Then they might get a taste of success or whatever
we label as success with opportunities, but they're not going
to They're not gonna stay there. Once, you know, people
discover their true being or whatever, they're out like, they're
gonna realize, you know, seeing actual character versus what's been
said or whatever about people is like, yeah, well make

(01:17:22):
your own judgment then yep.

Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
Yeah. So that was a long drawn on tip, but
I think it was probably hopefully helpful. I think so.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
I think people will find that helpful and and just
kind of knowing that, like right, like that's that's It's
not just the I'm writing material on going out and performing.
There's the relationships in the networking is a very big
piece of.

Speaker 5 (01:17:46):
The comedy and even going to like the jealousy thing.
You know, people always say, you know, nothing worth doing
is ever easy, right, it's easy to be like having
that at that was guys, unfriend. Oh they're on a
post there because this person, the person that you know

(01:18:06):
was the anonymous poster has seen plenty of other posters
similar never posted that one, but I was on it.
It's boom there. It is on there, you know, so
it's I don't take it personally. I get it. You're
not things aren't working where you want to be whatever. Cool,
and you know we gave you the tip to kind
of help. That's the easier part. It's easy to put

(01:18:30):
your name is anonymous and trash somebody or try to
or do whatever, or unfriend them or unfollow them. The
hard part is like what I talked about, like we're
making that conversion to like Okay, what do I gotta
do to get there? Because it's unfollowing me, unfollowing somebody
else you're jealous of, you know, posting ship whatever. They

(01:18:54):
ain't gonna get you anywhere. You didn't do anything, you
know for your career, you didn't do anything. You just
maybe felt that little.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
You were reactive in the specific moment or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
That I'm trying not to be too offensive or like insulting,
I guess, but like that it's a weakness, Yeah, that
weakness inside of you. One, it wasn't it wasn't strong.
You're not a strong person. Doing that right doesn't make
it strong, you know, it doesn't you know, it doesn't
make you have integrity. You know, it doesn't make you

(01:19:29):
know whatever. So yeah, it's kind of like that's the
easy part. The hard part is like like, Okay, I
want that, how do I get there? How do I
get that? And then working on yourself to get there?

Speaker 8 (01:19:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
Yeah, yeah, so yeah it's pretty solid. Thanks, that's good.
It's not kind of started off as a yeah gift,
but it ended up pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
But I think I think I think we dive pretty
deep into that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
That was probably the deepest one we've dove the deepest
I've given into. Like we needed a Scooba suit on
that one.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Yeah, those old tiny ones, those those things and diving bells. Yeah,
the bells were like you can get multiple people to
go into, like you have the lead boots and the
Scooby Doo. I mean they weighed hundreds of pounds.

Speaker 5 (01:20:21):
Like that helmet, like on Scooby Doo when they open
it up, there's a skeleton in the skull inside the
helmet glowing there.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
Okay, I think you used up all your impressions because
I've been working on Andre the Giant one like everywhere,
Like I'm like, let's hear it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:49):
I don't have it down yet, but it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Let's hear what.

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
Like I'll be I'll be walking through like a hallway
or something where i think there's nobody up there, and
I'm trying to talk like Andre the Giant because I
can't think of his name as a comedian. And I've
seen him on Kill Tony and whatever, and he's on
this wrestling podcast lately and he does killer impressions, you know,
like his macho man is like so spot on. He

(01:21:15):
he does like the yelling macho man down to the
whispered macho man, and he keeps doing all these impersonations
and impressions and they're like spot on. And his one
because he's got a little bit of a deeper voice,
the way it is, his Andre the Giant is like perfect,
you know. And so I was just kind of like,
how do you do that? You know? And so I've

(01:21:36):
been practicing and it started off where I was kind
of talking like the guy from Silence of the Lambs,
you know, Buffalo Bill, and I'm like walking home like like.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
It's kind of like Chris Griffin to a little bit, yeah,
a little bit. All right, I'm not gonna lie, I'm
a little I'm a little I'm a little disappointed. Well
that's not it, no, no, no, no, I'm saying I'm a
little disappointed that when you're saying I'm gonna do an
Andrea Giant impression that it wasn't a sixteen second fart
sound from the Princess Brown.

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
But no, So it kind of started out with that,
and I didn't even do that one very good because
how long have you been on.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
An hour and twenty? But no, that's still pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:22:14):
It's still I can do it better when my voice
is a little bit more fresh. So I've been walking
around kind of doing that, and I just been like saying,
you know, like they're like, hey, have you seen so
and so, and he's like like a bird person, and
so I started like doing that voice kind of and
then I almost put like a bubble in the back
of my throat almost, so then.

Speaker 8 (01:22:34):
It's almost like, hole, Google, I can't do it now.
I gotta warm up though, but no, I'm not doing it, no,
damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:46):
I gotta keep working on it, but I was, I
was getting closer, but I know, and I don't. I
don't want you to necessarily be like embarrassed that you're
doing this and it's not working the way you want to.
I want people, then our listeners, to be like, this
is where he starts. It did is the process, and
then this he's got there, you know what I mean,
Like you will get there, like I already hear it

(01:23:07):
and feel it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:08):
I feel the presence. It's like I gotta get the
bubble going. And then I do like that like that
voice of a buffalo bill like a person. But then
it kind of evolved into if you've ever seen the
new remake of A Star is Born with Cooper Cooper
and yeah lady, yeah, yeah, and then they do like

(01:23:28):
there's that like that song. He's like, oh, you gotta
do trust me, you know, and he like walked. It
almost started evolving into that, and then I gotta get
like like like this muffled bubble kind of feeling in
the back of my throat, and then I can kind
of get it. Oh Google, I'm not getting deep enough.

Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
But you know what's kind of interesting about this, It's
like you're really good with impressions and I do the
beat boxing.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
It's the same process.

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
And when you're trying to learn a new sound with
like de boxing, you're like, okay, what is the breakdown
of that sound? And then you're like what you said
like putting the bubble in the back of your like,
how do you how do you? How do you describe that?
For putting something like that together is the same way
as like I have to just try to describe something
like when people are like, well, how.

Speaker 5 (01:24:17):
Do you do like the heartburn or whatever?

Speaker 6 (01:24:19):
The earl whurn.

Speaker 5 (01:24:24):
Rare man, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:24:28):
And I sound like eighty seven beers deep, And.

Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
Because he almost always was right, He's like, I'm going
for you, you know, and then and then I get
it all right, I'm starting, So that's kind of the
process like it, and then I think if I keep
working at But the crazy thing is is I'm doing
it wherever I'm going.

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
So I'm just like walking through like the grocery store
the other day, get jump berno show gurn and you know,
and I'm just kind of doing that. People gotta be like,
whoa this guy?

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
Right, I've definitely seen that too, because that's that's when
I'm practicing just like routines and stuff with the beatbox,
and so I'll just be walking in the grocery store too,
and it's just be like I have my own soundtrack,
just being.

Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
Like cooln girl, go gurn again.

Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
I don't know, I'm not getting it, because later, like
this afternoon, I was kind of doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
I was like, oh, there it is, but then I
had to.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Stopped for like something because and then you forgot people,
and so I gotta work back up to it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
But you can kind of see the progression of how
I'm going through it, and then yeah, I'll have it.
I'll have it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
So yeah, if you want to see the eighth Wonder
of the comedy world, Dean Berg, you'll just have to
go to one of his shows and request. And just
on dre on.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
Oddly the other day too, I was like, I almost
had a Trump, but by mistake, everybody's doing trumps. No,
I know not it's not that original necessarily, but I
know somebody was I don't know if I saw it
on a TikTok or it was on a podcast, but

(01:26:16):
somebody was trying to like what if Trump was like
in Lord of the Rings, and he's like he's a guy,
and I don't do a good trump, so but he
was just like, we're sending.

Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
The troops to gund Or, you know, or after it's
gonna be amazing and whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:26:36):
I don't know. I don't have a good Trump. I
don't try to work on a Trump. I don't try
to do a Trump.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
It's just but you know, it was just it was
just worse sending the troops to gond.

Speaker 10 (01:26:47):
I don't know who that is that is either, But
it was funny because by accident, I was just walking
and doing something and I was just like, We're sending
the troops to gund Or, and I was just like, wow,
that sounded pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
And I wasn't even interested enough to try to figure
out what I did.

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
All right, I think for our sound off this week,
I think you should try being Andre Ok.

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
What should I just do a beat? See when I
try to do like the thing from Princess Bride where
he's like whether like where's the lady or whatever somebody
says on the booklet and he's like, oh, I feel
like I can't do that part. But if I if
I started off with a whole world, it gets it
gets closer so we want to do our sendoff? Do

(01:27:39):
you want to do as more? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
Should should I do like a beat for us to
come in, for you to come in?

Speaker 5 (01:27:47):
I kind of want to bring it back when I
feel like I got it better?

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
Okay, all right fin yeah, So well.

Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
Do I feel like the more people are hearing me
doing it, they're like, no, all.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
Right, how about you be me and I'll be you
and then and then that's our sentdout damn okay, all right,
so do you want me to say bye? And then
you can try to mimic me.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
And then I'll do it based off how you do me.
So like if you're like bye, trying to sound like
try to sound like all right.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
I'm ready, alright, ready, I'm three two bye bye, I.

Speaker 5 (01:28:24):
See you next week.

Speaker 7 (01:28:25):
Yeah, bye, deeper we out.

Speaker 2 (01:28:50):
This has been a tape Deck Media production.

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
Thank you for listening.

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