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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (01:50):
Hey everybody, welcome back to Move the Mic Stand comedy podcast.
I'm one of your hosts cash Money Carl and with
me my trusty parting comedy and co host as always
is Dean Berg. Hey, Dean, Hey, how's it going. Yeah
we're pretty good. Yeah, it's a nice night tonight. Yeah,
we're not worried about getting in a storm. And no

(02:14):
tornado sirens.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
I mean it's been kind of gloomy and rainy, but
it kind of cleared up.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah a little bit. I haven't heard any sirens today.
I did. You did send me that video of the
one dude that that prompted the whole thing, Frankie mcconne. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so that's why I think that's where it prompted it.
Weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah, I remember because he's been around for a while,
and I remember on one of the because he's always
like like whenever there'd be a big storm or something,
and the first time I ever saw him there was
we're getting like a major blizzard, like I don't know,
probably ten years ago, and he's.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Like, people of Wisconsin, bee prepared, get your PEPSI get
your frozen pizzas.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
You know, and he's like telling you all the stuff
to get. He's like, there's a storm guy and he's
like just shouting.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
All the time.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
It's Frankie McDonald.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
So he was basically doing a nicer version of Sam Kinison.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Kind of he's definitely got something with him. Yeah, sure, yeah,
you know, like but but.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
He gets he's got joy. And then obviously.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Somewhere somebody told him he was going on a world
tour and so he was always posting about being on
a world tour and stuff like that. But yeah, and
then every once in a while, because he'd always referred
to himself as the guy the girl, yeah, and he'd
be like the guy caught in a tornado of hot
dogs eating hot dogs, and he'd just be spinning around

(03:37):
and eating, like pretending he's eating hot dogs and stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Why pretend when you can?

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yeah, they should have those you know how they have
like those ticket booths that like Dave and Busters or something,
the cash booths. Yeah, yeah, they should have a hot
dog booth.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Those wieners with with toppings and it needs to be
sprinkling hot dog water on you while so like that's
your sacrifice, right, Like you're gonna smell like hot dog water.
But you get to eat as many hot dogs? Yes,
you want? And you spin you do? You have to
be clothed in this hot water? Yeah, hot dog thing. Yes,

(04:13):
it's a requirement. Okay, Yeah, And do the wieners get
like whatever? Let's say, say, like how many are we
putting in this tank? One hundred? Yeah? Do they do
they stay in there for the next person or do
you completely wipe it out?

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Like it's just like how they are with like the
ticket things or whatever.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
They stay in there. So if you don't eat the
whole hot hot dogs with bites flying around all around?
How much time do you get in there? A minute?
How much? How much time do they usually give you know,
things like thirty seconds? Well, I don't know. I feel
like hot dogs deserve more time. Probably, Yeah. Do you
can you grab them with your hands or is it

(04:52):
just like you're like bobbing for apples bobbing for wieners.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
No, No, you gotta just use your face, just just
your face. So you're being blown. They're not in any
type of liquid, but it showering.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, you're not getting dunked in it. You're in a
dunk tank. You're, well, you're in a dunk tank with air,
but like you're not being dipped in a pot of
hot dog water. It's it's sprinkling on you. It's like
a storm. And then it's you're saying it spins, so
you get a little disorient yeah's spinning. Okay? Are our
hands tied behind our backs? Like? Or is it just

(05:24):
a like on her? Okay? And then we got the
hot dog. Is there buns in there too?

Speaker 6 (05:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
No buns, no buns, all right? Raw dog in it? Okay?
And then and then toppings. You said, that's in there
just like sauer kraut and ketch up and mustard. And
I feel like in that situation it should be like
the you know, like when you're playing uh like the
basketball games, right, and then the final ten seconds it
does like overtime or like I think it's or it's

(05:53):
like multiplier or whatever. That's when the catchup mustard relish
shower crowd gets introduced. And I feel like it should
be spectators control that, right, so like like it's just
random oh yeah, yeah, yeah. How big is this thing?
Are we saying that? Probably it's probably as big as
this room? Wow? Because you need it. I feel like

(06:15):
you need more than one hundred Wieners. Then I feel
like I feel like one hundred Wieners would look very
small scale brand though Oscar Hier Bull no no, no, no, no, no
one when it has to be like whoever it is
is going to sponsor this, so their branding is going
to be on the booth, right. But I don't know,
I feel like go premium. I don't know what what

(06:38):
is like your favorite brand?

Speaker 5 (06:39):
I feel like this is I like, I really like Nathan's,
but probably my go to like that I just usually
have in the house is ballpark.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, okay, beef all beef, no, no, sometimes, but usually
just the regular ones. I like the beef button length Okay,
I like the butt length ones. Well that's important because
you don't want to have too much too much bread
to meet ratio. But I got to have the beef
ones like the ball Like ballpark beef ones. There's that
a little bit of snap to it. You, Yeah, like

(07:09):
a little resistance. Well, Nathan's are all beef, I think, Yeah,
I just don't feel like they got that resistance there.
They're too soft. They're kind of like an Oscar Meyer.
They're like in between an Oscar Meyer and not like
a all beef ball beef like you would get it
like a local butcher shop. Yeah, yeah, I want that.
I want that. Snap.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
We're kind of going back to it though. I saw
a video where this guy he eats a hot.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Dog, normal, no bun, and all of a sudden he
gets sick and like fifteen whole hot dogs come flying
out of his mouth. He's like kind of like kind
of like when the magicians do the things, yeah, the cards,
and it's.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Like like when they're pulling out the handkerchiefs. It was
like like that kind of stream of whole hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Were they were they the kind that were linked to
get Actually they were just individual doll Yeah. But all
of his friends were like what the hell because he
had to have been swallowing ale. You ever see that
guy on America's Got Talent like years ago that was
like the regurgitator guy. Yeah. I like that act a
lot actually, because like.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
He would even swallow the light bulb right or I
don't know if he.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Did a light bulb, but he did like billiard balls,
and I think he did lighter fluid and the crazy.
This is the part that like is so impressive to me,
but also like, how do you find out that you
can do this? Part of that act? Like the regurgitator
at some point has got to go horribly wrong, right,
I'm saying, Like the at one point, he's like, all right,

(08:41):
I could swallow a whole billiard ball. Crazy. Okay, that's
crazy on its own. But then he's doing this thing
where he's drinking water and lighter fluid. He's able to
keep them separate in his stomach and then spit fire.
I think he's got like a gizzard like a cow.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
He's got that's some kind of chamber like a gopher.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
But that's what I'm saying. Well. The only thing that
was like unusual about his appearance though, and it makes
sense though, he was missing his all this front teeth,
and I think that's probably because he probably knocked him
out with the billiard balls. I can't swallow up my
teether in the way, right, I need this for the stage,
But like, how do you learn to do that? Especially

(09:22):
the one with the fire thing is like the crazy one.
To me, It's like, okay, how do you want You're
keeping these separate because they're obviously probably like different densities
or whatever. Yeah, the lighter fluid, it's probably it would
be lighter, lighter than the water so it could sit
on top. So it doesn't matter that he's drinking the water.
He's just doing that for the effect of like, well,

(09:44):
this is impressive. You can't believe I'm separating this. But
really didn't matter. He it was gonna the lighter flood
is always going to stand top, right, But like the
fact that he's able to do that.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Wild wild any more impressed. If he like drank like
a cope and then a sprite separate and get them,
then I would and pepsi.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
That'd be wild ultimate coke pepsi ultimately yeah, oly. Yeah.
But also he did this other one too, where it
was like I think it was like he had razor
blades and he had string and he somehow tied the
razor blades in his stomach. I mean, there's there's probably
more to that illusion, but I felt like it wasn't

(10:25):
really an illusion. It was like he was really big therigitation.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Like he was using his natural perestalsis of his stomach
and peristalsis.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
That's a word that sounds amazing, but I don't know
what it means.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
It's the involuntary motion that your body uses, mainly like
your intestines and colon well in your stomach to push food.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
To also the actual motion that's making.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
The Yeah, like when you hear the gurgle. Yeah, like
you're going backwards. Okay, yeah, that's wild?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Is wild? Let's say wild again? Wow? Wild? I don't
know we just said wild wild it was.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
That's like the Saturday Night Live skit with Molly Shannon
and one Oh. They're just talking really soft and they're
just like, well, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
It's crazy crazy.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
It's crazy crazy. They come around around Christmas and they
talk about like sweaty balls or something Africa that's crazy
Christmas balls or whatever.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
I don't know, Christmas balls. I didn't plan that I
should move into our comedy topic. Is it about regurgitating
regurgitating material? No, I don't know. I was trying to
tie it in and yeah, that'd been kind of cool. Sure, yeah,
let's do it. What do you think should be the
topic this week?

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Well? I think what would be a good one is
it goes for pros too. But we'll people you know,
like Vincelmbardi. He would always tell the packers and stuff
like if they celebrated too much when they scored a
touchdown or something like act like you've been there before,
you know, act like you've been there, because that makes
you look like a pro. I see new people sometimes

(12:15):
come off the stage after their first time and if
it went what they feel is oh good. Because I've
seen people come off when they felt it went bad, sure,
you know, but when they feel it went good and
you have that stage high, I've seen some people get
kind of overbearing and all of a sudden think like
they're going big time or they just I don't know,

(12:38):
like like they like just just like even if it's
your first time, act like you've been there, you know,
because that's more impressive to people.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
I think.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
If you get off the stage and it's your first
time and then you I get it, like you're nervous
and stuff like that, but you know, like act like
you've been there.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
And and like you still be humble and like respectful
of everybody.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Spectful, Yeah, like, don't just get in the face of
all the other comedians and.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Just blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and keep
talking and bothering them and because I remember seeing stuff
like that and remember seeing like this one guy first
time ever, yeah, performing, and immediately after he's like to
the manager, Yeah, when do I get a weekend? Yeah? Right,
Like no, dude, Like there's people that have been doing

(13:26):
it five ten plus years that.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
I can I can I headline next week?

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Can I close? Yeah? And I mean I get it.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
You know, you might feel like you're on top of
the world and ambitious too ambitious. Yeah, that's a good
drive to have and everything, and your friends might you know,
you brought friends along.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Been like, dude, it was awesome, You're the best one.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
Yeah, you know or whatever, and then uh, you know,
goes to your head a little bit. But even like
last night at the mic, there was a guy that
probably as banned for not showing up other times, but
showed up this time kind of randomly, okay, And after

(14:08):
he got off stage during people's sets, he was off
to the side and he was like basically holding people hostage.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Like okay. In the conversation was all over the place.
They went everywhere from like religion to I don't even
know what, but it was very very like I don't know, like, yeah,
I guess it was kind of manic, like it would
go from high to low to you know, all over
the place. And he was even bothering the manager of
the club, but he he kept like talking to people

(14:36):
so much, and people were trying to be polite. But
I mean, like, okay, so the manager, he's running the soundboard,
he's essentially running the show electronically and as well as
like yeah and if something weird is going on, make
it stop, right, yeah. And the dude's just sitting there
talking and talking and talking and talking and you know,

(14:57):
and I'm like, how do I save this guy?

Speaker 5 (14:58):
And I tried a couple of times. I'm like, here,
I don't need the list anymore. I know everybody who's
coming up or you know, or hey, somebody blew up
the bathroom, you know, or whatever. Just trying to save people,
but the dude was not getting the hint. And maybe
it was just that dude's personality, you know. But I
guess like act like you've been there before, you know,

(15:21):
like act like like it's not it's your first time,
and it's okay for it to be your first time.
And I know, whenever we're like at a mic or
something like that, a lot of people like to say, oh,
it's my first time because you get that extra applause.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, and then that people can't like necessarily like their
expectations really can't be any lower. So if you do
anything well, you surprise people and then they're like, wow,
that was great. I can't believe it was the first time. Yeah.
And then they're like oh, and then that one guy,
he's been doing it for ten years, what's his problem.
It's his pend. He's probably bored. He's like, oh, I

(15:58):
only get four minutes. Good.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Well, Like even my first time that I did comedy,
I literally wrote my set out word for word on
paper and I just looked at it. I didn't bring
it with me.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
I did with me.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
I did bring U. I did write a few things
on like a napkin, and then I brought like a
glass to put over it so that it kind of
magnified so I could read it. And it just looked
like I had a drink. But I didn't end up
using it. But then at the very very end, when
I got the light, I was just like, hey, before
I go, I just want to thank you guys. You know,

(16:35):
if you're popping my comedy cherry, because this is my
first time. You know, it's totally cringey or whatever. And
then and it wasn't at a mic, it was at
like an actual show because that's how that was, That's
how they did it. And the crowd was like started clapping.
And then Uh, the guy that featured after, he's like,
I really liked your set, but you know what part.
I really liked that part at the end when you

(16:58):
were genuine and you were just like hey, thanks everybody,
and you were natural. He's like, you went from like
something that seemed very rehearsed to you.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Conversational and and yeah and involved with everybody.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Yeah, and it it always stuck with me. I even
remember the guy's name too. I don't know if he
still does comedy because I haven't really seen him around.
He was my friend on Facebook. He kind of disappeared,
but he give him a shout out or Jay Davis.
His name is Jay Davis sub Joy. Yeah, I don't
know where he went, what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Cool guys, hope you're still doing out there doing it man?

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Yeah, I did it with him and Mario George Georgio
Di Georgio. Mario even he wrote a book and he
gave it to me. It's not delivery, it's it's always
I always want to say the Jordan did Journal, but
it's Georgio and he actually had a club called the
Velvet Room, and he invited me down there, and I

(17:53):
just didn't go down there. Where was that Texas? I
think maybe Austin or somewhere around there.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Oh is it still around now that it's.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
A it's a comic room or was it the Velveto Room.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
I hope it's the Velveta Room. That's personally that something
better than me something like that, But I think it
was it was the Velvet Room. But both guys were
like super cool and both were very, very funny. But
it always stuck with me because it was like, Okay,
be genuine, you know, b be you, and that's what
people like. Right. Well, I mean, isn't that part of
the thing with material too. It's like you don't just

(18:27):
have to write a joke just because that's a funny
topic or whatever, like write something that relates to you. Yeah,
that's what I do, right, And that's why I feel
like a lot of your material connects with people, right,
you know. I like not to give away the entire bit,
but like your customer service one, like we've all experienced
customer service. You're just giving your particular take on it. Yeah,

(18:48):
and then it's stretched. It's not exactly like that. We
all jokes have a little exaggeration, right, Like it can't
be if it was exactly how it was one, it'd
either be really crazy that it happened way right or
too like I don't know, this guy seems too unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Right, yeah, yeah, but yeah, so I guess it's just
like a stay composed, you know, especially when you're first
starting or whatever, you know, and if you're starting to
you're starting to have sets you feel good about. It's
okay to be confident and everything, but just act like
you've been there, like this is what I do.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Yeah. And then also the thing too, because as you
were saying, just you don't have to immediately go and
start talking to people after your sets done, Like remember
there's still a show going on right right, like be
cognizant of the people are still performing and they give
you respect while you were up there. But well, I

(19:52):
wish you could do that on demand.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
But I can feel it coming when it's happening, I
could probably stop it if I had to like just
look away or something.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
No, you're going to always bring gurgle up. Yeah, we're
gonna this is gonna be sponsored by what did you
say yesterday? Maybe it'll get sponsored by like because now
that you're an ice cream, I said lactate. But it
should be like the Seltzer or something, tombs or roles
or yeah, medical industry, big pharma, help.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Us, pepsid make us go viral. Think I take one.
It's not gas ex but gas something. Before anytime I
did jiu jitsu, I always took bino because you know
that you fart.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
A lot, well, you get all contorted.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Yeah, and people are putting their knees on your stomach.
And like I was literally like wrestling with hoist Gracie
and I. We're skipping around and.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
I had I had at my arm was messed up
like I had broken it in a fight before that
like broken it, but like hyper extended my elbow because
I was an idiot and I wouldn't tap out And
and he was teaching me how to fight with just
one arm and my two legs. And I'm skipping around
and as I'm skipping around, these farts are just slipping out,
and this sounds like a perfect Remember how we were

(21:11):
talking about laughing gafon Giga. Yeah, yeah, it sounds like
a perfect formula around. I'm trying. I'm trying to act
like I've been there, you know.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
I'm acting like I'm like, I'm wrestling Hoyst Grazy right now,
UFC Champion one, two, three four, you know, you know,
And I'm like, I'm like, I'm wrestling with Hoyst Grazy
and I'm just kind of like farting as we're like
skipping around, and I'm like, I don't think he hears it.
I don't think he hears it. And one of my
friends that was my jiu jitsu coach, him and his

(21:43):
wife were like standing there and they're just like his
wife is like, it's Dean farting, and my coach and
my friend he's like, no, I think that's the mat.
I think it's you know, oh, it must be the mat.
And then when they were all we were all done wrestling,
and everybody's like watching too, And when we're all done,

(22:04):
they were like, yeah, dude, Jane thought you I said
her name, Hey, shout out Janina And Justin Morris anyway,
he's like a Janine thought you were farting and.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
I was like, dude, I was those were farts.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
And then I always took Bino after that, like before,
I've always been a gaseous fella.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Fella that's good. But yeah, really we should get a
sponsorship with Bino because Bino for Dino, I got, Well,
that sounds good.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
Yeah, I uh, there's one that I have these chew
bulls that are really good, like when I have acid reflex.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Dan, that's how you get a sponsorship, you say, the
one that thereino was Bino. He can chew Bino now.
But yeah, like if I didn't take my Bino before
a match or something, I was like, oh shit. And
then there's people that just do it on purpose, like
they got you a triangle choke and they're just farting, right.
Sounds like an Andre the Giant type of thing.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Probably, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Because I think he didn't he like not bathe a
couple of days in between matches stuff like when you'd
have like a match with somebody that he actually didn't like.
He would do that and then give him like so
like you know RAKII doing stink face. Andre would do
his version of stink armpitters. Yeah, he would just be stinky. Yeah, yeah,

(23:19):
doesn't watch his singlet, Oh my god. Yeah, it would
be brutal, especially if.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
He didn't even always wrestle in a singlet. Sometimes he
just wrestled in like a little blue speedle looking thing.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Yeah well even you say little blue speed on, he'd
look little on him. But it would be like a
T shirt.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
It would be like an entire body suit. He could
cut holes and arms in it and wear.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
It and it'd.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Be like one of those Halloween costumes you know where
people are like totally suit.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah, yeah, snarted. It's just funny thinking about Yeah, so
I guess I can be that's our comedy tipt take
be no before you do jiu jitsu? How do we

(24:08):
summarize the entire tip though? Let's say like first time
on stage or just any time after you perform, just
act professional afterwards, don't Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
And it's okay to be proud of yourself and happy too,
but you know, don't. But with this guy, though, I
think there was something else up. Like he was telling
people like, oh, I don't drink, but they're like he
smelled wasted and you know, and he was like, well,
a medical professional who is also a comedian said he

(24:41):
suspected that there was something else intant. Yeah, like some mania,
I think he said, and ust stimulants or both, and
I was like, probably both. Yeah, but so and I've
seen I'm not only picking on that guy. I've seen
a lot of people that are like that, that have

(25:03):
been very.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
True and and some of them are still sticking around,
still trying.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
So yeah, and that's good, Like there's nothing wrong with that,
and maybe that's what keeps them there.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
But yeah, but yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
Yeah, yeah. We were talking about hot dogs before, which.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
I think is a good segue to this topic that
I just saw an article posted today about for the
five hundred, they're doing the first ever Oscar meyer Wiener
race like the Waner mobiles. Yeah, they're gonna have six
of them there. So also I think there's only six.
There could be other ones, but like miniature versions whatever,

(25:46):
but the full sized ones, six of them are gonna
be in the same place.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
And go that fast. Oh yeah, I mean, I guess
I've seen them.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
On the freeway. There's gonna they're gonna have six of them.
So I'm guessing that's all of them because they said,
for the first time in ten years, all six are
going to be together, So I guess that indicates that
there's only but they're going to do two laps and
each one has a like kind of like with the Brewers,
with the Wieners. Yeah, each car is going to represent

(26:14):
a different region of the country.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Appendingly, are they racing simultaneously like they could crash into
each other?

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, which that part is kind of crazy, like to
risk that because I think I remember I did an
event one time with my mini golf stuff, Yeah, and
the Wienermobile was at it. It was for like october Fest,
so it kind of made sense. And for whatever reason,
the only spot that they were allowed to park was
like right behind my thing, and people are launching golf

(26:41):
balls like off this ramp and I had a net
and everything, but people are drinking and that's not a
good combination with a mini golf No, and I had
one that was like a foot away from hitting the
Wienermobile and that would have been a big, big, big, big, big,
big big pro big fine for me. Yeah, it was somebody.

(27:02):
I don't think it was that you. I don't think
it was you.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Somebody was telling me that when they were in college
or something. They applied to drive the Wienermobile for the summertime.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I mean I might have kind of mentioned it because
I didn't get to hang out.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
With those don't you make like and they make like
sixty thousand dollars a summer or something crazy just to I.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Don't know if it's necessarily that much, but it was worthwhile. Like,
you you travel all across the country, you're getting paid,
it's an internship.

Speaker 5 (27:25):
And everybody sees you driving his giant Wiener mobile.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
And you do social media stuff, so it's like really
gearing you up for like a marketing role. Yeah, and
or a CDL or something.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Yeah, do you need a CDL to drive that?

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you do it because like as.

Speaker 5 (27:40):
Big as an r like one of them big RVs
always need one.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
It's bigger it is. Yeah, wow, it's uh, I'm pretty
sure that they get the training on the job, so like,
and I'm pretty sure you have two drivers per every vehicle,
so like if you need to alternate, like to sleep
or yeah, yeah, get tired. Yeah. But then the other
part of it is you go to events like that
october Fest and you you set up hot dogs, and

(28:05):
you have the Wiener whistles and take pictures and post
to social media and that that's like big part of
it too. Yeah, wear costumes. Yeah, but yeah. So they're
going to do a race for the nd and each
each one's going to represent a different region in the country.
I don't know the exact what does the Wisconsin wan
Is it one of the Oscar maners with like cheese

(28:25):
in it? Probably? But I know, like the one that
I remember reading specifically, like and in the south west
region of the country is chili dogs. So they're gonna
have like chili themed decor and suits and driver suits
and stuff. But yeah, man, what's the West coast vegan

(28:46):
hm hmm, big veggie dog, vegie dog, Vegan Veigan dow.
But I would think I would think, you know, Midwest
would probably be cheese. I think they actually not. It's
not Wisconsin. It's a Chicago dog. That's what they're doing
for the Midwest. I like Chicago dogs. Yeah, I like
it with Oh carefully, I get stabbed. I told you

(29:08):
this story right, not that stabbed. But I grew up
in Illinois and live close enough to Chicago. I can
catch up.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
We talked about it either with Stan or Mike Marvel.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yeah. Yeah, we definitely talked about it. The guy. Yeah,
we were talking about that.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
And then the guys that this cookout that I were at,
like literally we're like, oh, in a knife fight with
like plastic picnic knives over putting ketchup on a hot dog.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Okay, well yeah, they don't like catching were talking about
that already. Yeah, I know we talked about that already. Yeah,
but yeah, I think that's gonna be something that I'll
at least tune in to catch the two laps that
that races. It's only two laps.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Ye, yeah, well that's okay, that's about all I can
really stand a NASCAR anyway. Sorry NASCAR people, I can
only stand I can't watch that.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
It's honestly, it's impressive, though it is. I used to
not think like I was like, oh this, this does
seem kind of done, but then like I did sas endurance. Yeah,
I was gonna say, I did some electric goat karts
for my bachelor party. Yeah, and boy, my arms are tired.
You're in a suit and you're humming on and just
the fact that you're going like two hundred miles per hour.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
Like, Dan, it's not like it's not like you're just
in your car driving really fast on a country road
listening to the Motley Creue or something.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
You gotta worry about everybody else around you. You gotta
monitor your vehicle. You gotta listen to your pit crew saying, hey,
your tires got probably three laps left, like when do
you want to do this? And then yeah, boom boom
boom and then this and then off again. Yeah the
sound is gone. Yeah, yep. Should I do a tornado?

(30:48):
Saying do it? Do it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:54):
So all this talk of hot dogs and parts and
stuff kind of into a weird dream I had. Okay, So,
like at night, I like to put on headphones and
I listened to just relaxing stuff or you know, stuff
that's got like motivational messages in it, or you know
stuff like that. And the other day I was and

(31:15):
sometimes it just plays, and when I'm falling asleep, I
bump it and it turns on stuff. And I turned
on one that was like, if you listen to this,
you will tap into alternate realities. And I just let
it play and I was like, okay, whatever. But when
I fell asleep, I was in like a reality where

(31:39):
about every two and a half seconds I shit my
pants And it was annoying too, because I was like
constantly cleaning shit out of my pants wherever I was.
And I'm like, is that, like, what if there's a
reality where that's the case. And I don't know if
everybody was, but you meant, okay, so if there's a
reality somewhere where everybody's shitting their pants every like two

(32:00):
point two seconds, okay, but you think it's only you,
but it's actually everybody.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
That would be wild, all right. But so at what
point in this whole situation that was not a ladder okay,
but like all right two point two seconds boom, yeah,
and now you're like, I gotta change my pants. But
before you're even able to change your pants, you do
it again. At some point, do you just like, this

(32:29):
is my life. I don't want to bother or what No.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
In the dream, it didn't seem like it, or if
I jumped into some weird ship your pants reality, But like, but.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
In the dream, did you like every time you're like,
oh gosh, I gotta change my pants right this second.
And the other thing was is I was surprised, like
I was every time. Yeah, like, oh my god.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
You know, like if you actually, like everybody who's listening,
probably at one point in time, even as an adult,
probably ship their pants a little.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Bit or has been close or I feel like everybody's
done it. I don't think anybody, because I feel like
I haven't as an adult really Yeah, so now you
knock on wood, I haven't.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Just been riding in the car alone. And then all
of a sudden, like you got the seat warmer on
and you'll doing it well, you just ate some quick
trip and you're.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Just like I have the stomach is steal with quick
You just kind of you just kind of feel something
rumbling and you take the gamble. I don't gamble.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
And then and then all of a sudden you're like,
is it warm? Because is there something in there?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Didn't you only just get a car with a seat
warmer like a year ago? Yeah? Yeah, oh boy? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
And and then you pull over and as you get
out of the car, you're like, oh, it might not
have been the warmer, and you go walking into like
the gas station.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Hold on, hold on, this is hypothetical. No, no, wait,
you wouldn't think that you would have smelled something first started, Oh,
you're right, you didn't take your bino. Yeah, and then
you're kind of like just walking, but you're walking like
but well it's hypothetically walking into like a gas station,

(34:23):
but you're walking like a cowboy, you know, like you yeah, yeah,
hold on, would you be if this hypothetical situation happened,
would you have chosen to go to the bathrooms that
we all know in love in Wisconsin Quick Trip because
they're always clean, fairly clean, or would you be like, I'm.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Sorry, ashamed an amical right?

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Or are you so ashamed you're going to go to
a VP or whatever? Whatever it was hypothetically the closest
it happens to be an amical Fine, what if it was?
What if closest was a quick Trip and then there's
a BP right next to it? Are you going into
the quick because you're like, this is my home base,
I know the bathrooms clean. Are you going to the
BP because you're like, I'm so like that right trip.

(35:07):
That's what I'm saying, So you would go to the VP?

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Then I like BPS though too, sometimes they have.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Good I'm not just saying BP. I'm just saying we
don't know that quick trip is the superior gas station
in Wisconsin for now, No BUCkies is on the way,
But you would you wouldn't go into the quick trip,
is what I'm saying. If I had a choice because
of the shame.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
The only reason maybe I would go into the quick
trip is because I pretty much know where the bathrooms
are going to be.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
That's true. So you could just make.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
A Yeah, they're almost in the same spot, like right
at the end of the drinks by the freezer section
boom bathrooms.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
And some of the stores are mirrored but still the
same location. You just know, go back corner.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
But if the place looks shitty anyway, and it looks
like it's a dump, and hypothetically and hypothetically you look
and you're like, I'm Thrily's underwear way, and you throw
them away and you want to go somewhere you don't
think anybody's gonna really think twice about it, because there's.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Because your name is all over the place, the names
on the waistband right.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
No, unless my name is Player one or whatever. You
get a Walmart what I forgot Player and I think
it's a player.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Okay, I just like play. I like Player one because
it's like you're one for player too and one or whatever.
I didn't know I have Haynes, I have all different
kinds of the loom with the cornucopia.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
I don't have I think man all Haynes or and
one or just can't they any other brand is some
generic jockey X or something.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah, that's interesting. I don't know. Mine are like Polo
or something fancy Pence vatash money anyway.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Yeah, so that's that's kind of how you feel in
this reality all the time. It's just like that hypothetical
scenario I was just talking about.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah, happened with in the last But isn't it the
thing with dreams too, Like it could be something.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Well, I woke up and I checked, Well, that's actually.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
It was weird that I was talking about this today.
We're talking about dreams and like the fact, like if
you think you're peeing while you're dreaming, you probably are
wedding the bed.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
I've peed in dreams and having peede in real life
though unless it dried up by.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Morning maybe Yeah. Yeah, wild it is this wild, wild wild.
So this has like been a bodily function episode so
far to bodily functions and food and food and comedy.
What else can you ask for? Really? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(37:52):
we should talk about cereal. I was gonna say, we
probably got time for one more topic in this episode. Wow, yeah,
I know we're always cruising.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
We are cruising. We're just flying too all.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
You want to talk about cereal? We could talk about cereal.
Do you have a favorite cereal? I think a lot
of cereals, do you? Do you remember when the Kelsey brothers.
I was just gonna talk about that. I don't think
they're allowed to call that the Kelsey mix because I
remember mixing it like that when I was a kid. Like,
they can't claim that that kind of stoner mix or

(38:29):
the Saturday Morning cartoon mix. Yeah, but I'm just saying,
everybody always mixed a cereal. How come they get to
claim the name just because they were popular at the time. Yeah,
that's not fair.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yea, even though Jason Kelsey I think, was the only
one in the box, were.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
They Yeah, because you're mixing up with the brothers.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Yeah, I think it was in there. Cinnamon Too's crunch,
Reese's Puffs.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
And there's like a fruity one, which is that that
I guess that combination is a little weird. But I
thought they had two mixes. I likes some one it
had like force cereals in it, though, Well, what would
have been your dream mix? I guess because I definitely
have one. But I'm experimenting with other flavors as they
come out and stuff.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
But frosted miniweaeds, grape nuts.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
No, I'm just kidding. There's nothing wrong with frusts. No,
I no, there's not. I just want to there's something
wrong with grape It's a bunny bunny.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
Bunnies, jeez, they get like I want to be on
a podcast.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
There's two bunnies outside right now. This is crazy. They're like,
right bait and our special guest tonight, bad Bunny.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
No, that bunny looked like he was maybe like rabies
bunny or chronic wasting.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
So actually, this is gonna be a really long episode
because we can't leave the studio until the bunnies leave.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
It's gonna be like the bunny on Monty Python and
the Holy Grail run Away.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Do we have a Holy hand Grenade and we have
the Goose Work Club. But that was crazy.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Did you see them?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
I didn't see them, Oh, like they like I just
I just believe, do you?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Like?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
That's how much I trust you? Is it? Like I
didn't see a bunny and I'm seeing the same spot
to Dinas, So like I'm just like, okay, he says
there's a bunny there, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
I was gonna try to take a picture of him,
but then left because there was one kind of came
around the waist barrels here and he just came moving through,
and at first I thought it was one of my kids,
Like I was like, oh, one of the kids are outside.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
What's up? You weren't talking about shape shifters earlier?

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Yeah, And then the bunny your kids are bunnies seem
like right to wait the front of this little slide here, okay, okay,
And then just kind of looked and then I was like, oh, hey, bunny,
how's it going, little bunny? And then another bunny came
out from the side of the house over there.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
They usually are in pairs, and then they turned. They
were little ones. They weren't oh you probably got two
big old bunnies. I mean they were they were not
full grown. They were maybe like baby heard us say cereal, Oh,
silly rabbit tricks are for kids. I should have said that. Yeah,
and then they came here, all right, or maybe that's

(41:01):
why they came They were like our favorite. All right,
you're dodging the question, what's your what's your cereal combination?
I know you don't want to give away the secret
recipe of Dean, but I'm gonna give minoy too.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
So oreos, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
So you're dodging again.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
I'm trying to think, because like I really like frost
or not. I do like frosted fla you want me
to go first.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Well, you're not ready. I'm already. I'm already diving in.
I really like lucky charms. Okay, so I think there's
gonna be lucky in there. I'm gonna kind of break
this down a little bit as we're talking. Yeah, do
you like the marshmallows, the lucky terms you you actually
like the items cat food? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, frost, I

(41:45):
like it. Iay, okay, they're frosted, I know, and oats
they're oats, they're oats, And I try not I try
to make sure that there's always marshmallows in there, so
I'm not just stuck with just the the oat pieces.
And then so okay, so we got Lucky Charms original

(42:07):
yeah okay, no, like special edition with the like remember
the magic lock ones where you put the milkin in
the lock the keyhole would appear. Yeah, I vaguely remember those.
Okay yeah yeah in the marshmallow yeah yeah, yea yeah okay,
So but no, just original original Lucky Charms got it,
and I think we should probably have.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
I gotta have C T crunch.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
CT crunch ok yeah, sorry, I don't know what is acronyms.
That's what cool kids, Okay, I just know it formally.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Okay, yeah, okay, you don't know what You're not that
close to it. You get to call it CD.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
All right. So so far flavor profiles to me are ing. Yeah,
because like I said, fruit loops wouldn't go right, No,
no fruit in there, that would be weird. Yeah, we
gotta stick with the savory, even though it's eat and savory.
So I'm thinking we've got to have just bacon pits bacon.
There's not a bacon cereal. There was. Walmart had that

(43:12):
limited edition they keep they keep popping them out like
every season. I didn't get it, but it was with
the Multimeal brand. They did like a bacon nutty os
like honeynut bacon O's or something. I never got them,
but I did want to try them, just to experience.
It never made it to at least Wisconsin shelves that
I could find. Yeah, okay, but keep going. So we

(43:34):
got Lucky Charmed, Lucky Trip. We've got cet Crunch, CD Crunch,
and then I think we're gonna add some chocolate crave. Okay, wait,
double chocolate a regular with the just regular Okay, so
like it's kind of gram Cracker, You're right, the chocolate
like a gusher, a chocolate filled gram Cracker gusher. Yep.

(43:55):
And then uh yeah, and then golden okay, Golden Grams. Yeah,
any particular reason why I'm the Golden Grams because you
already got the graham crackery crunch with the crave. But
it's a different, it's it's a different, it's a different
it's just different. You're right, Yeah, it's different. Yeah, So
probably Golden Grams. And because so we got some color
with the like charms, and then we got you know,

(44:19):
a visually pleasing bowl and yeah, and in.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
The Cinnamono's Crunch and the Golden Grams are kind of squares.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
So that they match their their brothers, their brothers. Yeah,
they related a little bit.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
What do you not about putting corn pops in there?

Speaker 2 (44:35):
But you could, you still could, there's no limit. Oh
I thought we could only have four? Four just felt right? Okay,
well four it feels right for you. But I'm saying
there's no limit you can.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Well, then if we can put one more in there,
I'm not I'm not going to put corn pops.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
So you just mentioned corn pops as they screw your
corn pops.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Okay, No, there's so many cereals that I really like.
Let's put a dash of cap'n.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Crunch original yeah, og Crunch, Yeah, because either Commander Crunch
as he should be formally known as. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,
I think so okay a little bit, yeah, just just
just a touch. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
So if we're breaking it out in the percentages, you know,
like probably this.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Sends a little more mathematical prepared for.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Let's go, let's go like twenty five percent lucky lucky charms.
We're gonna do about twenty percent ct crunch. Okay, yep,
So now we're at forty five percent, and then we're
probably going to do about fifty percent fifty Golden Grahams

(45:43):
fifty Wow. Yeah, I think, shout out Golden Grahams fifty yeah,
and then like ten percent cap Crunch.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
It's too much, I think so. No, I think your
percentage was is too much because you had forty five.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Oh yeah, I said forty five, So you have five
yeah capin crunch. Yeah, just so there's like some in there, okay,
like a treasure.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Okay, what's just so.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
You can randomly rip holes in the top of your mouth.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
There's a cabin crunch. What's the vessel that you're eating
out of? And what's the liquid? The medium?

Speaker 5 (46:18):
The vessel you are eating out of is an empty
crunch country crock.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Tub, right, that sounds nostalgic.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
Right there, you've rinsed and your mother has kept under
the cabinet for you to specifically eat cereal out of
because she doesn't want you to mess up her nice bowls.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
And actually that's a good sized cereal. Yeah, you know,
I never think fit an entire box in there. I
might go get a country crop, even though I don't
care as much for the butter, but I think I
want to get it just for the can. When I
was little like younger, and there wasn't a lot in there,
Like I just put the cereal in there with the butter,

(46:59):
with the milk in the butter. Okay, all right, but
hold on, we need the liquid. What what is it?
What did you go to preference on that milk? Okay?
What milk? Milk? Okay?

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Because I'm gonna just tell you right now. For mine,
I'm going whole milk. I like the whole milk. Yeah.
I mean I always grew up on two percent, and
then when I was trying to be healthy, I would
switch the skim skim so right, I like, I got
used to it. And it was nice though, because it
was refreshing, Like if you're outside but you're sweaty cutting
the lawn and you went in and had some. It
was refreshing. It wasn't like bringing up my milk trauma.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
You could quench your thirst with skim milk.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
No.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
Yeah, but I'm thinking it would probably just be regular.
I made cereal one time with chocolate milk, and he
thought it would be great.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
And.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Well, it depends on the cereal too, right, Like cocoa puffs,
that would be all right with chocolate milk because it's
make its own chocolate milk, but you got to get
the right the right chocolate mout. Like now that we
know about sassy cow, like, that could be pretty good
with Coca puffs. It might be pretty good with coca
puffs or cocoa pebbles. Yeah, okay, so that's your cereal.
Do you have a name for it.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Let's see, so we've got a name.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
We got Lucky Charms, Golden Grams, Ye, Captain crunch YEP,
and c T Crunch. You got two crunches and now
I feel like, I'm like, it's got to have Crunch
Crunch squared and then Lucky Crunch squared. You don't have

(48:37):
to use every word. You could change stuff out, you
don't have to necessarily follow the actual words on the box.
But I definitely think you gotta have crunch because.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
It's probably ship in my car hypathetically, Yeah, probably like
Crunchy Knuckles.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Crunchy Knuckles.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
I like it just because, you know, like everyone, I'm like,
I get a punch to the roof of your mouth
with the captain.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah yeah, And even though he's not a captain, he's
a commander. Uh, it kind of makes you think Captain
Knuckles from Flapjack, remember that cartoon, and yeah knuckles.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
With Flapjack, Like you weren't alive in the eighties, but
they had so many like cool cereals that you don't
probably even know about.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
I watched the YouTube videos on vined serial.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Like when Strawberry Shortcake was popular, they had like a
Strawberry Shortcake cereal and it was like cocoa puffs but
like strawberry. But then it had like her friends too,
like orange blossom.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
And that one was fire. I really like that same cereal.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
No, it was like like a line of And then
they had these ones that were shaped like UFO's that
were cool there. I think they were called Ufo e
O's or some shit.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Yeah, but anyways, let's get to your cereal. I want Okay,
let's we'll talk about nostalgic cereals another time, mister t cereal, Well.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
That's the wise, even though I haven't used it yet.
And and Abby's like, well, I had to get you
this special cup. It's like a cup that has a
bowl on the top and then the straw goes through
the cup so you can keep it separate so you
don't get your cereal soggy.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
That was so like a what a crunch cup? Because
I was sponsored by them for a while and they
sent me a bunch of crunch cups.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
I gave you one. No, I don't know what a
crunch cup is, but so you.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Can fill the middle with your cereal. It's got like
a little inner part and then you fill the outside
with the milk, and then it's got a little wider
mouth and when you pour the cereal and the milk
goes with it.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
So you can like that does sound pretty good? Yeah,
So this one's different. So this one is I still have.
This one's like a big old like sports bottle cup
with the straw, you know, the little bendy straw and stuff.
And then that's and then surrounded by that is a
plastic bowl at the top, so you could pour your
cereal in there and you're not combining them ever other
than you're scooping up dry cereal and then with the

(50:55):
straw getting the milk. Yeah. I just I like that
concept because I really don't like sagi sere for certain cereals.
Some I do because like some you need it like
many weeks, like you mentioned earlier, you gotta have a
little saut yeah, gets dry dead, You're just dead.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
My mom used to fill a bowl with rice crispies
and then pour just enough milk in to cover it,
and then she would like, once it stopped snap crackling
and popping and it turned into like this mush like
a yeah, like an English pudding, then she would eat it.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
No, no, I know it's kind of funky. That would
be like a stew versus if cereal was a soup hmmm,
or chowder. Yeah, that's good, more chowdery, I think. Yeah. Okay, anyway, sorry,
So name of my cereal be cash Money Crunch. I
think I want to use crunch too. I think that's important.

(51:50):
You think crunch is important. Okay, let's see. So start
off with some crispbacks cereal. Oh, crisp backs. Okay, So
that's the rice one side, corn on the other. Textually
checks Yeah, really, textually, that is an excellent cereal. I
wish they would do they would do a frosted one
because that could help eliminate some of the other cereals

(52:12):
in my mix, but they don't. So crispbacks because it's
textually that's an excellent cereal. You got the the ricey,
which is kind of more smooth and puffy, right like
rice crispies, and then the corn side being like corn checks.
But then this is where it gets a little weird
because I have to decide which one in particular for

(52:34):
whatever time I'm at. But I like the honey checks
as well, which again textraally good, but it could be
honey nut cereals. It needs to be some like honey
dipped cereal to go in there for the sweetness. And
then I like honeycombs, which weirdly enough doesn't really taste

(52:58):
very honey like I don't. I don't know if you've
had honey honeycumbs in a while, They don't really taste
like honey, but they got their own vibe, right. I
think it's because it's like a corn pop, you know what.
But textually yeah, but textually also very pleasant, right, because
you get the pockets and the milk going in and
then it's like soft and so crunchy. Yeah. So let's

(53:20):
say we've got Chris backs, we need whatever, honey cereal,
let's just say for this one we'll go with just
to add something different, and then we got the honeycombs.
And then the last one is gonna for me, I'm
only going to do four. The last one's always going
to be a wild card. This is your like general

(53:41):
like mixer, Like I really need a different profile in there.
So it could be rice Crisp's, could be some honey
bunches of oats, and I guess for this, I think
for this one, I'm gonna go with honey bunches of
oats and I'm gonna go with the one with the

(54:02):
almonds for this. But but I could also at some
point swap out for just on its own as a
cereal that I like just on its own. It's probably
my favorite is the waffle Crisp. Oh yeah, I like that,
but it doesn't always make a great mixer. The cinnamon
is a little too The cinnamon syrupan is a little
too much. Are you talking about toast? Well? I like

(54:26):
the cinnamon French toast crunch too. I think the waffles
and the French toast could go together and and be wonderful,
but not the waffle version of cinnamon toast crunch. Yeah,
it's got to be a waffle cris there's the difference.
But I don't think it's a good mixer. It's too strong.
To mix with the honey flavors.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
So yeah, I kind of do you think I should
reformulate mine and take out the CT crunch and put
the cinnamon.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Life in there? No, no, life was It was okay,
but it was like you ate it because that's what
you had. It wasn't like you never were like, oh
I hope I get Life Cereal.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Yeah, when your mom came home from the grocery store,
you weren't.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Like Life was on sale. There's life in there. Yeah,
Life was on sale and that's why you got Life. Yep. Yeah,
and Kicks too. Kicks just grew up and be a
real cereal Kicks.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
It's kind of what it was, trying to be a
little It was. Well, they were always like honey, sweet
and puffs.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Or whatever, but they weren't. They didn't really they they
weren't sweet corn corn. No, it was like styrofoam corn.
Styrofoam corn. Yeah, yeah, that's a good way to put it.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Yeah, like you were eating a styrophoam corn. Trying to
think of some other like going back to some of
those crazy nostalgic.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Ones we got before we get to the nostalgia ones. Yeah,
would you have a prize in the box. Always what
would be the prize in your boxes? Here? The dean
what did you call it? What you call it? Uh?
Would I call it? See, that's what you can have
cash money crunch is easy.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Crunch knuckles, les, crunch country.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Knuckles or something, knuckle crunchers. Yeah, so it's got to
have I think those crunch knuckles. So I think like
the prize is some brass knuckles, yeah, perfect, some real
ones with a whistle, with a whistle, because it's gotta
be multifunctional.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
We used to they were these ones that always came
with like these little treasure boxes in them, and it
was basically a sardine can. It was plastic, but you
would turn this little key and then that we would
open it. The door would slide open and you could
turn it and it was always like protect your valuables.
But they were like a bit like smaller than a
matchbox car.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
So you could fit like one bill in there, like
one cash bill. Yeah barely. You could, like you could
put a little bit of cereal in there and take
a shot of cereal if you wanted. Okay, actually I
actually caught up Bee and put him in. It was
the honey cheerio b Maybe what's his name? He's got

(57:17):
a name, doesn't he? Buster? No, it ain't anything cheerio.
It's probably just cheerio or something. No, he's gotta have
a name. I feel like I feel like they've said
it Buster.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
It's probably just like the honey nut cheerios Bee.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
He's gotta have a real name, though. Are you looking
at buzz buzz buzz? I love a buzz buzz the
honey nut cheerios beeh Okay, cool, that's original. What's my
prize in my box? Blank? Chuck? I don't know, A

(57:58):
big check that? Like how they fit that in the box. Yeah,
I'll fold it up and then you fold it down
and it's like the box is a check Do you
have puzzles on the box or what's the reading material?
Like is it shampoo bottle style? Like you sitting there
and you read the box forty times. You're shoveling all
the cereal in out of your country crock tub, I'm

(58:19):
really gonna get a country's sudoku? No, m I don't know.
It's probably like how to fight. No. I used to
like there, like when they would just have little weird
stuff about the cereal on the back, you know, like
just like a story about it, like how it came
to be. One day, Dean was fighting and farting while

(58:44):
he was at and he needed a secret cereal formula.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
He was worrying about fiber, so he made sure his
cereal had none.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Like old time limey guys. Back to Yeah, if we're
bringing all the.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
Guests, episode is brought to you by Asbestos Crunch. Asbestos
Crunch with just a tat of mercury, because mercury is
good for your soul.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
And that's how like all drugs were in the eighteen hundreds. Right,
it's got cocaine in it. Well, everyone likes cocaine, so
there you go.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
It's good for your spirits, spirit.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
And it also helps keep away the polio PULLU did
they ever have a Coca Cola cereal? Oh no, I
just I think there was a pepsi one. Well I'm
not saying necessary taste like Coca Cola, but just like branded,

(59:48):
because they branded everything. Look, you would think that they
would definitely put it on there. Especially Oh look at
us using the high fruitos corn syrup making a sweet treat.
Get that Coca cola flavor? Did they no, don't too long.

(01:00:10):
I just looked up like pepsi cereal because I could swear.
I saw like a like a pepsi thing on a
box and they were little soda shaped cereals. It didn't
taste like pepsi, but when I looked it up, it's
like pepsi. Cold Life launches multi grain cereal called Mighty
Life Mighty Line, but it has nothing to do with

(01:00:31):
pepsi at all. That's Laine swear. Though maybe that was
Mountain Dew cereal. No, you know, that could be something
the next thing for him. They keep coming up all
these mystery flavors, which I'm not a fan of.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
That's funny because PepsiCo makes Life cereal. It's funny that
every time about that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
And then I'm not really into the mystery flavors because
being allergic to blueberries, I don't know. Like when they
do like, oh, here's a mystery flavor and it's blue,
I'm like, well, I'm not going to risk it. Oh
yeah for sure, So let's just get rid of mystery flavors.

(01:01:11):
Just tell us what it is. Yeah. There's something I
saw the other day too that I was like, oh,
this sounds really good. I should bring it for the podcast.
Oh blueberry, isn't it? It was like a drink.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Oh there's a new Mountain dew coming out that's like
a pineapple berry. It's called like something twist and what
color is it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Blue? Oh? Well, I guess I can't have it. Okay,
thanks a lot, Mountain. Do you just lost your best
customer for that particular mix? I'll still drink the regular
I have some right here. There used to be smurfberry crunch.
Smurfberry crunch. Was that blueberry? Probably it's all kinds. I
mean they had smurfberries. That's what they were supposed to be.

(01:01:52):
I know what is a smurfberry? Is it blueberry? Is
a raspberry?

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Is it a.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Schnosberry? Is a smurfberry? Did you pecifically for the smurfs?
That's the most interesting. We were talking about Willy Wonka
a few weeks back with Mike Marvel. Yeah, I was
reading about apparently the schnasberry was a wiener berry like
that nose. No, he was ro Doll was talking about wieners.

(01:02:19):
It was like some Easter egg lower stuff. So like
it's kind of weird.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
It should have been called Willy Wonka and the Freak Party.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Yeah, like the Diddy Party. Yeah, wow, that's crazy. And
didn't did he always wear the purple colors like Willy Wonka? No, oh, okay,
I don't think so. I don't know. I was just
associated Diddy with purple really, yeah, he was was wearing

(01:02:47):
like green or white or I don't know. Every time,
Like I'm not saying a picture Diddy all the time,
but like any that Diddy comes up, I always think
like purple and like Barney like the Dinosaur. Yeah, I
don't know. Maybe that's where weird was Diddy Barney like

(01:03:08):
underneath and Diddy the Dinosaur. It would make a lot
of sense.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
I love you, Yeah, I love you even if you
don't want me to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Poor Diddy Yeah, but not really poor Diddy. No, no, no,
I don't mean poor Diddy at all. I just meant like, like, yeah,
too bad, be poor now. Yeah, yeah, he's gonna be
poor Diddy like pleasing and out ship like fifty right
because he spend all his money, did he? Yeah? I know.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
Every every now and then, I'm always like they're not
really publicizing like any names or anything that he's been
that it's been dropped from it. But I saw a
thing like that. Prince like made a tape like Prince
is always purple, Princes purple. Yeah, he made like a
tape like exposing like everything, and he's like, if anything

(01:04:04):
ever happens to me, make sure the authorities get this tape.
I don't know if it's real or not, but that's
one of the Yeah, like in the trial, I don't
even know, Like I see stuff like in news stories
and stuff, but I don't believe anything anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Yeah, no, it sounds interesting, but.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Yeah, but his whole thing about how he was exposing
everything and it was matching like some of the witness
testimony and everything, and you know, Prince has been dead
since what twenty and sixteen eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Yeah, but we never saw the tape of that I'm
talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
Yeah no, yeah, somebody turned it over his evidence supposedly,
but it could be AI even where I don't believe anything,
because they they were playing an audio thing where like
Diddy was just and dittying friggin' Lebron James. It was
audio and I was like, that sounds real and it's

(01:05:05):
bothering me a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Okay, Yeah, yeah, I don't be you know, it could
be like two bunnies just came outside the three season studio,
and if I saw it in the news, they'd be like,
if I believe it even I just saw them anything, No,
I believe nothing anymore. Okay, Copple, pull me over and
they'd be like, I'm a cop and I don't believe you.

(01:05:34):
He shoots me.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
Kidding No, But that's that's like a problem now, Like
anything I see, like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
You can't tell if it's real or not.

Speaker 5 (01:05:42):
I mean, I can tell if it's like a I,
but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
It's just weird. You don't know what's real other than
what we say on this podcast. Except for the hypothetical scenario,
it's totally hypothetically. It wasn't Yeah, but Dean, don't it.
Dean says, Hey, you want to drive my car, don't
do it? Well?

Speaker 5 (01:06:03):
For the record, hypothetically, this didn't seep through into my pants.
The worst ever, though, hypothetically, was after I saw the
first Batman movie with my friend Ryan and we were
going to have a hypothetical sleepover at his house and
we had eaten, at hypothetically a pizza hut that had

(01:06:23):
really burnt. Hypothetical pepperoni on the pizza and were all
of a sudden during Batman, my stomach didn't feel real good.
We're in the car on the way home and they're like, hey,
do you want to come sleep over? And I'm like, no,
I want to go home, and They're like, you don't
want to sleep over, and then I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Like stop talking to me.

Speaker 5 (01:06:44):
And then hypothetically, and then we're like driving it hypothetically
just from anatok to the two rivers.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
If I hyphypoetically lived and grew up.

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
There, wild yeah, wild, I know, and then we would
have been driving. And when we finally got home, my
dad was like, was it Batman returns?

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
No, because I'd have been older. I think it was.
My dad took me the original Batman. There's a Batman movie, okay,
one of the early ones with Michael Keaton. I feel
like it was the original Batman. Yeah, hypothetically, hypothetical the
original Batman movie with Michael Keaton. Hypothetically, And my.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
Dad was like, how was the movie? And I'm like,
and I actually really liked the movie. And then I
went running into the bathroom and hypothetically and then my
poor mother, I just threw everything into the into the hamper,
and it was like a hypothetically an entirely evacuation, and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
It was terrible hypothetically. And then I immediately I was
hypothetically sweating in the car and they're like, why are
you sweating? Why are you sweating? And I'm like talking
to mr because like every like you know, when you're
like ten years old, maybe nine hypothetically twelve, okay, maybe sixteen,

(01:08:12):
and I'm just kidding, you know, and you just trying
to control everything as best you can and hypothetically and
then you're just like you can't stop it, and you're trying,
You're using every muscle in your body, and people are
talking to you and it makes it worse hypothetically. And
then afterwards I called them back and I was just like, okay,

(01:08:34):
I thought about it. I'll come sleep over. And then
I slept over at their house. And you left that
for your poor mother. Yeah, she never said anything about it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:46):
I might hypothetically cleaned it out in the toilet because
some of my young nephews at the time were using
like cloth diapers, and that's how they would clean them,
like if they were messing, and just dipped them in
the toilet and then threw them in the wash. The
eighties were wild Man, wild wild But yeah, so I

(01:09:08):
suppose that's probably good enough for today.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Yeah, there's a lot of body hypothetically.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
There's a lot of talk of body fluids, So I
understand if this is not your favoritest episode ever, but
our body functions not fluids. We didn't talk about fluids today,
surprisingly well. But yeah, so I guess we're gonna wrap
it up for today. So, uh, don't shap your pants.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Yeah, we'll see you next time if you do. You know,
I hope it goes well. Yeah, hypothetic hypothetically, all right, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Bye, bye, signs right more than I.

Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
Sad, believe your body bar Yeah, this has been a
tape Deck Media production. Thank you for listening.

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