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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:20):
enjoy the show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Step up to the mic.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's time to shine, Dean.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Come, we're crossing that line.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Laughs of stores, we'll breaking the boat. Season two's here.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's got a people tim Coon in turn.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Are you ready book a band?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Let's take it hot with each line, be Rich for
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Speaker 3 (01:15):
Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Move the
Mic Stand comedy Podcast. I'm one of your hosts, Cash
Money Carl, and with me, as always, my co host,
the great Dean Berg.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Hey Dean, Hey, how's it going? When you said great?
I paused for a second.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Even you're talking about Yeah, I got a new co host.
Sorry you're out. We're still gonna use your studio so
you can just see us from inside your house to
look out the window right there and just watch, just
be angry. I don't know who would be if I
don't think you are replaceable, like I don't if if

(01:54):
if for whatever reason, you're like I'm done, I think
it would just have to be done. I don't think
I could find anybody to replace you. Dean couln't even
do by yourself? No, I wouldn't even it. Would you do?
A hand puppet? Look a little home, a little hand puppet. Dean,
My name is Handy. I am handy. Nice. It would
be weird, though, trying to do like the hand puppet,

(02:15):
to do like all the impressions too, so it would
be like an impression Dean's impression of doing an impression. Yeah,
I don't think that would wear No, little little hand puppet,
Macha turning up the other mic because yeah, can you
hear you coming from the mic? Yeah, it would be weird.
It's like when Ventuli quests do that weird, like trying

(02:36):
to make their puppet talk from a different spot.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Right, Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
It's wild. You gotta say wild like six times in
a row. That's wild. That's wild, wild wild wild wild Okay,
that's good. I think we got enough wilds for this episode.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Now.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I kind of want to see if they can call
the rest of the episode without knowing that's wild wild.
We do a lot if if I had a wild counter. Really, like,
for the last I don't know ten episodes, we're definitely
double digits. Yeah, we're definitely like we might be close
to triple digits.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I've consciously been making effort not to say like.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
So much right and like the ums too, Well, well
those are harder to catch.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I'm just I know, like those are harder to catch,
but they are harder to catch.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I know.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
That's what I'm just saying to consciously be sitting there thinking.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Don't don't like yeah, like but yeah, well and.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
It doesn't happen all the time, but I know there
was one episode where I was explaining something to you
and then then I said yeah, then I was like
blah blah blah, and the other guy was like oh,
and then I was like this and like that, and.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Then you know, conspiracy with those.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
People kind of sound like Alex Jones.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, a little bit. Speaking of lizard people, have you
seen the new Jurassic Park yet. Nope, Okay, this isn't
really a spoiler, but one of the actors in there.
He's in quite a few things, and he is a
lizard person. He looks like he could be really, which
is why I feel like he was casted for who
is it? I can't think of his name, but I
can tell you some other things he's in. He's in,

(04:17):
uh that warship movie? Was it Midway? He was one
of the main pilots. Hm hmm. Yeah. I mean, I
guess I could try to look it up, you know,
but I never don't even know how to look this up?
Do I just look up like lizard.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Actor, main pilot in Midway?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I'm gonna look up just the cast of the new
Jurassic World. But but I'm gonna try just looking up
as well. Tom Hardy. Maybe I think he doesn't love person.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Hold On, hold on, he's gotten venom?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
No? No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
What was the Green Brodie?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Was this Jurassic World Rebirth? Was that the name? Yeah?
I don't even know. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on,
I got this? Uh eds Scaran ski Ring, Oh, the
guy from it. No, this doesn't help any of you listeners,
But just trim dean.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
That guy, Oh never mind ed Screen, I don't know
that is, but that does sound like a lizard person.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
He does look lizardy, that's the thing. He does look
lizardy in that picture too.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh I was thinking you were saying Scars Garden.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, I know. Have you ever seen him do his
smile thing? Though for Pennywise, like that was not like
c G. I like, he face. That's what this is
where that ed screen guy that I'm talking about really
kind of kicked off. He was the initial dude in
Game of Thrones. He was like the assassin dude, and

(06:01):
then they switched on.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
That was training Aria Grande.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
No, no, no, no, it was dark. No. It was
when there she's taking over one of the cities that
Calisi Denaris and she's like, uh it was like one
of the slave cities, and they were like I'm gonna
take over the city and they're like you can't do that,

(06:28):
and then we're gonna send our assassins that you and.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
She's like this bitch and a bunch of dragons.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Well no, it was they were going to assassinate her.
But then this dude, this said guy was like enamored
by her beauty. So he actually killed his superior assassin
guys and was like, now I'm gonna switch asides.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
How long into the episode before he saw his wiener
you didn't see No, that's probably I don't remember him.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
There was so many Yeah, well, I mean that's the
joke in south Park for the Game of Thrones is
just the they sing the song the Game of Thrones
and they're just like, ween are we yeah, party weenen
or ween or Yeah. That's just the running joke on that.
So that's pretty funny. Yeah. I do like that show,

(07:22):
but too much nudity. You oh, Game of Thrones saying
south Park is like, I like south Park. South Park. Yeah,
apparently they're han't struggles with the Comedy Central. I'm like
trying to get it delivered, like because new episodes are
coming back at the end of this month really, so
that's exciting because for a while they were only just

(07:44):
doing those like specials, yeah, like the little mini series
and releasing them on Paramount yep, yep. So it's cool
that you know they're coming back with It's it's it's
kind of one of those things, almost like The Simpsons
or Family Guy, where it's like They've pretty much done everything,
so like any new thing is like a rehash of

(08:05):
something else, you know. Yeah, so it will be interesting
to see what they explore and try to well probably
yeah movies.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
The New Superman comes out this weekend. Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
I don't like that Nicholas Holt, Halt, Holt is Lex Luthor.
It's just it.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I don't like anybody as Lex Luthor except for Gene Heckman.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Okay, I don't know. I just I just I don't know.
I always just thought of Lex Luthor is a big,
fat ball dude.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I always thought him a at like that. He's very masculine,
very not like not like super big and ripped, but
like very.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Like you could you could imagine that he could change
a tire on a car, like no question, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't know. Nicholas. Yeah, I'm trying to think who
I can compare him to. I just when I see
Nicholas Holt, I think my first movie that comes to

(09:08):
mind for him is, uh, he was in Jack the
Giant Slayer as Jack Okay, and then he was in
that one zombie movie where he was a zombie but
he was in love with the person oh yeah, I
like that. Yeah, I thought it was a pretty good movie,

(09:28):
but like, I don't see him as like Lex Luthor,
Like I don't like that role seems a little weird
to me.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Fair I guess I don't know how I feel about
Crypto being in it.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Crypto oh the dog, Yeah, don't Yeah. I vaguely saw
the commercial, but then I was like, eh, as soon
as a soniclass holt As was like, this is not.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I'm not in I'm not super stoked to like see it,
man if he really wants to see it. And I
used to always be like really really big in the Superman,
but I'm not feeling it. I mean I'll go, I'll go,
I'll go see it, but I'm not like.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Pumps, right, I mean, there's so many SuperM to go
see long Legs. I'm not into that either. I don't
like scary stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Let men.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
And it would be nice. That's might make me go away.
That's my hand doing that, by the way.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
I will come back, not what not twice, but as
many times as I like.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
I know it's crazy that I get that much of
vi Brada with just my my hand, but.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Anybody who's a fan of long legs probably like that part. Probably, Yeah,
everybody like, wow, that's fun.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
I think it's important. I mean, that's I'm not saying that. Uh,
I can't just that's it. But I mean I know
nothing about that movie. I don't like scary movies.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
SOL like, no thanks, but that one is very satanic.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, yeah, that into that. But you didn't see the
New Jurassic World so, uh, personally, I thought it was
the worst one. I don't even know if I saw
the one before it. Yeah, I was trying to think, like,
how many Jurassic Worlds there are four? Apparently, I was
trying to remember the story.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I saw the original one with star Lord, yeah, and
then I saw the second one. But the second one
where like the dinosaurs escaped.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yes, yeping, yep, yep. I saw that one, and then
star Lord that's it. Then star Lord's.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Back yeah, and then he's back with doctor Grant right
yeah and doctor Malcolm.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, which you felt like that was gonna be the end,
like everybody back to the I don't know if I
saw them. Oh, yeah, it was okay, but this new
one my probably my least favorite of all of them,
all of them, yeah, of all of them, and just mainly.
There was definitely a sequence, probably a like twenty minute

(12:05):
sequence that was like, oh, that's really good, and then
they gave me like hope and excitement for the rest
of the movie. Yeah, and then it was just like,
holy crap, this is literally the same script as like
the other movies. So it was kind of like, uh,
not as exciting as I was I was hoping, but anything,
I'll just say this, Anything in the water was good.

(12:28):
Oh really Yeah. I liked all that stuff. I thought
that was like got my heart pump and I was like,
oh boy, that's.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Crazy because yeah, because unless I always thought of that,
unless they really had one that was like water based,
like oh no, we're trapped on a carrier or something.
It was kind of like Aquaman, Like cool, Aquaman, you
can fight crime in the water, you know, like the
water Dinosaurs was like mm yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
They were always kind of.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Like like you just run a couple of feet on
the land. We're like haha, can't kid me.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Right, But I guess that's the dynamic that I think
is interesting, like when you're in the water, Oh, you're
in trouble, you know, like you can't do really anything.
They're just food. But It almost seems like it would
be so small food, wouldn't it be worth it? Oh
for like Mosasaurus?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, yeah, because it'd be like, hey, look there's a
Rice Crispy chump.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
It likes Rice Crispy. Why know?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
But if I see one Rice Crispy, I'm probably just
walking past it. I'm not gonna eat it, like if I'm.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
A super hungry hold on, hold on, hold on. Where
are you finding one Rice Crispy? I don't know, the
grocery store. At the grocery store, I was gonna say,
you find it in your house, like your kid's eating
cereal and they left one Rice Crispy out, And you're like, well,
I don't want to waste any food. You're just no,
you're just like a tossing.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
I mean, I sometimes find things I look at, well
that's been there a while.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I don't think it would make a hume sound anywhere.
It would be more of a it's like a musky sound. Okay,
you've seen all right, let's go to a different movie
than you've seen. The Minecraft movie. Yes, what do you
think of that?

Speaker 2 (14:11):
I mean, my older children, especially during COVID, were very
into Minecraft, and I enjoyed watching it with them, and
the music was always very relaxing. Like one of the
best naps I ever had was when they were playing Minecraft.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
It's just that piano.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
E dude, it's not quite like that.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
That was more Twilight Zone.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
But.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
That is what it's like. I bet, all right, well
I play so I know the song I haven't played
in a long time, okay, And two, I bet there's
like at least four people that would be like, oh,
he nailed it, okay.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
So there, So there was like stuff like that that
because that's who I went to go see it with
them in theater, and.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
I mean, I wasn't like it's super awesome.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
But yeah, I wasn't impressed. There was a lot of things.
I mean, I was weird.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
I was like, dang, don't ever wear a blue shirt
and jeans. People are gonna think you're Steve.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
You're gonna get mobbed.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Ye don't sing about lava Chicken. Yeah, I don't know.
There was just a rumble that went away.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
I don't know what that was part of the air conditioner. Yeah,
it was rated PG. I don't know. I don't think
that was appropriate.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
No, Like I bought it on Amazon Prime and I
was watching it with like Maverick and stuff like that
because he had got some Happy Meal toys that were
Minecraft and we'd be like, oh, my Minecraft, and he
was like gets Minecraft. You know, he's never played the
game or anything like that. He just recognized it from
the Happy Meal toys. And part of the way into it,
all of a sudden, like all the zombie pigment, well

(15:56):
they're pigment on zombies, I guess, but all of a
sudden it was just like stab and you know, and
they turned into a pork chop and I was just like,
he just fucking stabbed that.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Guy, right, And I was like, ship, there's yeah. There
was a lot of like the violence.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Like a stabbing, like you know, realistic is just a
stab and poof gone. Yeah. Yeah, so there was that.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
There's That's there was a significant amount of violence in there.
The beating up of the the zombies and the skeletons too,
like yeah, like the same. It was weird that that
same kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
The sun comes up and they all catch on fire
and they're.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
I mean, which is an element in the game, but
like I thought, the weirdt brutal in the game. I
thought it was weird though too, like they're beating them
up and they're not poofing into like zombie flash or bombs.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
And the Enderman part was kind of scary, Yeah, that
was it was scary also.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
So I a couple of other thoughts too, like the
fact that he has the wings the Elittra. Okay, yeah,
you need ender pearls right under eyes to unlock the
end with the dragon meet the dragon, and that's how
you get the elytra. He only had the one pearl,
and I guess, well, yeah, and I guess there's a

(17:11):
point that he could have already done that and that's
all the pearls he had left. But he said he
only fought one underman, and you know, like he barely
got through that. So it's like, now, did he say
one or did he just say I had to fight
an erman to get dead? And you feel me like
he might have been more like the other one. I
don't know, I just I just took it as like
maybe I just took it as he barely got through one. Yeah,

(17:33):
So like that part didn't add up. I mean, and
there's a lot of things like obviously the bosses, like
the Lady pig she doesn't exist in the game, and
saying with the other well, the brute kind of does
the brute Piglin, but not the super big one or
the talking one, which apparently the voice actor for the
talking one the sidekick was the director, which I thought

(17:55):
was interesting, but not only just the violence that movie.
There was a lot of like really like wild, I did.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
A wild said wild.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yep, all right, we got to end the episode thanks
by just getting kidding sexual innuendo, Like there's definitely that
whole part where they're flying that they that whole joke
is sixty nine ing. Yeah, it was like really uncomfortable.
And then he's talking about he's got cheese in his pocket,
which that's how I knew that you are actually Jack Black.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Bye, I don't have cheese in my I know, but
you worked in cheese, so I mean maybe then I
did a couple times.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Right, But that's what I'm just saying, like I knew,
I knew, like you are Jack Black, and you just
mellow out during the week. You don't want to you
don't want to have that life of everyone's like, oh
it's Jack Black. I mean, like I don't walk around
town and just go Chicken Jockey, yeah, or that was
probably go Dooche or whatever else. See, that's why I

(18:58):
knew it. Yeah, hm hmm. Interesting. But then then I
saw that because it was on HBO Max or Max,
I saw that they had another version for ASL so
American Sign Language. So I just clicked on it because
I was curious what that meant. And it's kind of funny.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
As people speak with their hands in American language and
I get that, thanks team, but I wanted to see
what that meant in difference.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
For the movie. So all it is is that they
have a person in the bottom corner doing American Sign language,
which I mean great, and that's inclusive and all. But
it's like you could just read the subtitles too, I suppose,
like like if you think yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
You know, because they like the subtitles and all that
used to be for the hearing and pair that's why
they were there, and then people just started turning them
on to reach their movie. I guess, which to me,
it's a if you're watching it with just the subtitles,
then watch a foreign film and have it translated in

(20:06):
the subtitles. I don't like to read my movies. The
only time I turn them on, is like if I
I don't know what somebody said, I'd be like, what
did they say? Like on Transformers the movie, like the
cartoon from like the eighties Autobots I think it was
eighty seven. Literally at the beginning of the movie, there's

(20:28):
this giant planet thing. I can't remember what it's called.
That's like eating other planets and eating.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
World eater.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
No, that's galactus. God, I should know what it's called.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
And I can't think of it right now.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
I'm trying to like it's gonna eat Cybertron and all
this stuff. But these astronauts actually like watch it eat
the moon or something. But when they watch it, the guy,
the guy literally on the cartoon and he goes, holy shit,
blah blah blah, And.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
I'm like, did he just say holy shit? So I
went back and I turned on the captions and he
says holy shit wow, And I was like, Wow, that's
that's pretty crazy. I didn't say wild yeah, yeah, because
he like says holy shit, and I just thought that
was crazy that it was like holy shit in the
cartoon that I watched all the time, and for the

(21:27):
movie they wanted to ramp it up and just be
like holy shit. So then I went back, uh p
ge or gee, I don't know, gee, I'd have to
look away at the show look. Yeah. But yeah, so
going back to the American zign language thing, it's like
it was. It was kind of funny because uh yeah,

(21:50):
I mean you get the emotion in there and everything,
which I think is important. Oh boy, hey nova, what
is the what is the rating of Transformers the movie
from the nineteen eighties. The cartoon the nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Cool came out in nineteen eighty six, thanks nobody.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
So it was I just thought it was interesting that
that means that the person that's doing the sign language
has more screen time than anybody else.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
In that movie, I know, and they should win like
an Academy Awards.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Well, not only that, they should get paid a lot more.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
They probably do well, I mean, oh you mean, I
bet you've been done.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Like they should begin like Jack Black salary. Then because
they had the most screen time, well they had to
memorize all the lines. Yeah that too. Maybe they didn't
have to memorize or they had still a prompt or
something on that. But still it's also interesting for things
that aren't like standard like lexicon on type words, right,

(22:53):
like pigland, how do you? Oh right, how do you
sign pigland? Do you have to do that? They sign chickens.
I didn't watch the entire thing with that, but now
I'm curious, like I actually want to watch movies with
the ASL Like it's it's more interesting now because I
want to see how they sign certain things. Yeah, it's
kind of like, uh, sometimes you'll see like for stand

(23:15):
up comedy shows like for real big like headliners and stuff,
they will have an interpreter at the show, right, and
sometimes they'll mess with them to be like, how do
you sign this?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that. Before
we were talking about the Superman movie, there was another
movie I was thinking of, there's another bad movie for
you to watch. I don't know, I'll forget it and
it won't come back to me before the end of
the show.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
This episode of me. Okay, but you don't remember, that's okay.
If if you don't, that's Dean's remembering. So I'll bet
you're gonna get notes on that one. Oh yeah, for sure. No,
I damn it.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I just I was just going through movies the other
day and I was like, Oh, I forgot all about
this one.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Oh I Almonos had it. Well, I'm gonna talk about
another one. I'll talk about something else I'm excited about
twenty eight years later. Did you ever follow that franchise? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, yeah, the original DVD if you own it, it
is worth a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Oh I don't own the DVD. I thought I did.
Why would it be worth a lot of money. I
don't know. I just saw it after. I guess did
they just not make a lot of copies?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
They did, and a lot of them didn't sell at
first or something because at first it wasn't people weren't
into it.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Well, yeah it was. It's kind of one of those
movies that was ahead of its time. Yeah, I mean
I kind of think of that as one of the
first like lead insto like the Walking Dead, like the
zombie culture, getting past like walk like uh, Night of
the Living Dead, right where they just saunter around essentially.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, because it was the first. One was twenty eight
days later, yeah, and then there was twenty eight weeks later. Yes,
I know, it's twenty eight years later.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Yeah, so skip months entirely. Jeouzy, But that really was
like the first zombie movie in my mind that was
like more mainstream where the zombies were fast. I know,
I fucking hate that.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
That scares because I always thought, like it's just numbers,
you know, if they're walking slow and can mess with them.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
And you can get away. But no, what these ones are,
I mean they're essentially they can't turn off the sprint
like they don't. They're not fatigued like people, and that's
why they could catch them. They like they will run
until their limbs rip off of themselves. Yeah, like they
just ride away. Yeah. Yeah, So that that was That's
what made that I get to see ninety six must

(25:51):
be seen ninety six. I think that's what it's called.
Is that droid? No, there's this weird thing. I don't
know much about it that I've been like seeing it
on stuff.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
It's like this, are you going to give me nightmares?
It's yes, okay, yes, it's like this creature that was
like made in a lab. I think I'm proct scaling
up the lore because I really haven't careful Dean. If
you script the Lord, it comes after you, it will.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
That's how it is, like this creature that might not
even be what it's really called. It's like SBC or SCB,
and I think it's ninety six. Yeh, No, that's SPF
ninety six.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
You know.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
It's really crazy about that you put that on and
that that means like if the sun stays out for
ninety six.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Hours, you're cool. You're good. That's what that means.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, that's how long you can be hours in the sun. Really,
I believe so, oh.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Because I always thought it was interesting, like getting like
SPF one twenty because my complexion. I've gotten that before. Yeah,
it's essentially just rebranded Elmer's glue. Oh yeah. You put
it on like peanut butter, like white, but so thick,
and it's like, okay, I'm literally putting a shield on
my skin.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
I used to get the highest I could ever find,
just because I hate sunburn. And I go somewhere like, go, what.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
You're doing this weekend?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
I'm gonna go to Noah's art.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Oh cool, fun?

Speaker 2 (27:13):
And then I come back and I'm still completely pasty,
and everybody would be like, I thought you were going
to no His art, didn't you go?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah? Well, were you not outside? Was it rain? No? As?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I said the whole time, And oh you don't look
like you got any sun I paid a lot of
money for the sunscreen.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
I'm glad. It's kind of interesting with sunscreen, though nowadays,
I personally do not like the feeling of sunscreen on
my hands, so I hate like rubbing it in right yep,
But there's some more improvements on sunscreen, but I'm still
looking for something even better. So hopefully someone listening is
like a sunscreen inventor person, and maybe they'll move this

(27:54):
on to the next thing. But like some things that
are better, like we have this one sunscreen, yeah, that
comes in like an aerosol can, and it's like whipped cream,
so that one's at least a little bit better. Like
texture wise, it feels you don't just get the spray. Well,
the spray, but the spray doesn't usually give the best coverage.
You'll have patches, so unfortunately, I don't really like the

(28:16):
spray that much.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Some are the dry just spraying it on my hands
and wiping it down anyway, and.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
So then it defeats the whole purpose of not wanting
sunscreen on my hands. They do have the dry stuff, though,
that stuff kind of is better. At least you don't
have like even if you rub it in, you don't
really feel it and get on your hands. There's also
this is probably my favorite right now. They're like deodorant
sticks or the roll ball ones that rub it in

(28:43):
as you rub the stick or the ball on, so
you don't have to rub it in with your hands
necessarily directly, but you still get streaks. Like I'll turn
into a candy cane because I'll miss a spot.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
I don't totally do that on purpose, just stripe my face.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Well, people do that, did that with like American flag.
They put like little stars on their back and then
they missed with sun sunscreen and it made an American flag,
which maybe not the best approach to that. Just wear
a flag shirt, I guess. But then the thing I
really want is like a glove or something. As an applicator,

(29:19):
I feel like more people have the issue with the
sunscreen on their hands too.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Ye, So I feel like there's a market for eye
and it's like okay, man, I won't burn out, but
it's burning right, or get sunburned but it hurts.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yeah, or like you know you you you're going to
the beach and you got to get the sunscreen on
and then you're like, oh, I want to eat a sandwich,
and you're like, oh great, now, yeah, sunscreen on my sandwich. Yeah,
if you have coconut sand or whatever. But that's why
I think like someone should do like a sunscreen glove
or explore more applicator options because I feel like if

(29:54):
if someone could figure that out, I think that would
be worth quite a bit, because they really do need
to push people wearing sun screen more. Right, skin cancer,
I think is really becoming. It is quite a big
issue just in general. I don't go outside that much.
I try not to go outside all on, I do
that sort of stuff. But still that could still be

(30:15):
enough exposure. They're going to be buying me at the
beach right me neither. But yeah, back to that thing
I was talking about. It was s CP zero ninety
six s p C s CP s CP DASH zero
nine six zero. Shy Guy six is a human creature

(30:35):
humanoid creature from the SCP Foundation universe. It's characterized by
its pale skin, lanky limbs, and tendency to become violently
aggressive when its face is seen.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
So basically, oh, I get.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Shy Guy is actually kind of the wrong name for it.
It should be Boo because Boo would turn her way
in Mario World to say Mario, though, I understand that
puts the shy guy. Yeah, character, shy guy wouldn't turn away.
It was Boo that would turn away, and then as
you turned away from Boo, right, it would creep up
on you.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
But tying it back to the zombies, he's kind of
like a his so basically, if you even look at
a picture of his face, no matter where he is
in the world, he can run like super fast and
he won't stop till he finds you and kills you.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Jeez good.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
But there's a video game that has him in it's
just freaking hilarious because people will see him like sitting
there in like this maze or whatever, and he'll just
be sitting there, just sitting there crying, and they'll walk
all around with him but not look at his face,
and they'll like throw all these like minds and stuff

(31:48):
on him and then run really far away and then
blow them up and then watch him like run all
the way across this open world universe to try to
find him, and then that people always end up dying,
but they like plaster him in bomb Is he immortal?
Or like, no, you can kill him, but it's very hard. Oh, Like,
the only person I saw in the game kill him

(32:08):
had a nuclear weapon hanging above him and covered him
in bombs and had a bunch of stuff. Well, and
I shouldn't even say, I don't even know that they
know they didn't. I don't even think it did kill
him because they he did everything. He dropped the bomb
and it was like.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
When it went off, that was a good slow motion
bombs stand.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
And then he went back and then he went back
to kind of sea and he's like, I think I
got him, and was like.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
WHOA got him? So I don't think, but I did
see it die.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
When you just said like running and they don't get fatigued,
it reminded me that, yeah, I be I could use
some suncreen too, he's really pale. SCP zero nine six
does sound like a type of sun screen, right, it
does specialty suns.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, it's like sun Care Protector ninety six.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yeah, yeah, huh. But no, so you're excited about twenty
eight years.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Later, Yeah, I want to rewatch the other two movies
again before I go see it, though, because like, I've
definitely seen them, but boy, it's been a long time.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah, when I saw them, Netflix sent you DVDs because
it's where I got them, and then I saw it.
Then I went and bought the first. No rewind, I
ended up with the first one that I thought I bought,
but I just had the case for it.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
I was almost a millionaire, but I just had the case.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
And a friend of mine burned it for me. So
when I found it, I was like, oh, you.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Should have found it. Who's the friend that's got it?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
I texted him, Hey you got you got that DVD?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
It's worth bit.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
I just said, hey, did you know that the original
copy of twenty eight days later? It's worth like a
lot of money.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
What's a lot of money for a DVD? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
I think it's not like you're not going to be
able to quit your job. I forget have a nice
hundred bucks or something. It's pretty significant.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah, I'm getting sniffles, so it must be allergies.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Here's something cool. No, I won't do it. I can't
be like, hey want hears will be cool and then
not do it. I don't know I can do it.
Hurt so bad.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I think there's my nose crooked. Now it's straight right,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
I can't I can't really tell.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Okay, good, that's fine. No, I've broken my nose like
so many times. Like I can walk to the fing Yeah,
I can actually like take it and like when you
hear that noise that oh that's what.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
That's it. That's it.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Just like that's the I don't do it a lot
because it hurts, and sometimes.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
When I do it.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Sometimes when I do it, my nose ends up like
all the way over to the side, oh man, and
then and then it hurts to pop it back, like
it's like eternally broken. It just sits in place. It's
not actually overhealed.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
So you're like, read rich, mister fantastic. You can just
move your nose kind of like is that like?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Since I haven't gotten hit black of punches with my
face in a long time, it's not as bad. But
there'd be times like if I was sleeping on my side,
like going your nose with shift, and then all of
a sudden I wake up. I'd be like, damn it.
But I can always tell too, because I'd be like
i'd be breathing and I'd be like, like it doesn't

(35:27):
you know.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
And yes, I was making that noisy with my nose.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Oh man, you think we should do a comedy tip?
What do you want to do now? Yeah? I do not? Okay,
let's do it right now, yep, go okay. Well, because
we were kind of already talking about just based on
stuff that we've been seeing lately in line just like

(35:59):
be aware of just like online presence and like when.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
We talked about how to establish before, but this is
more like monitoring and like just not maintaining and understanding
people see it and it.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
May affect how people view you. Yeah, I mean bookings. Yeah,
and yeah, because just because like, yeah, we get it,
like as comics, like part of what we're supposed to
be doing is like taking observations and then just going
wild with it, right I said wild thing it did? Yeah,
you're right, it is said a lot. Yeah, I definitely do.

(36:36):
Probably I'll have to do much better on that. I'm
going to make sure that in my set I don't
use the word wild ever ever again.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
It'll be like I'm going to Buffalo crazy wings.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yeah. But yeah, so, like you know, we're supposed to
make observations about things, and usually it is an extreme
of some sort but just it's kind of everything with
comedy altogether is like reading the room, like yes, you
could say this, but if you might get the reaction

(37:06):
that you don't want, you know, from something like for example,
we saw a couple of posts earlier this month and
about just people complaining about things and like.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Just straight up negativity, never a positive comment.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Like a line like this. One example was like this,
these lineups are ridiculous. They're not what this represents or whatever.
And it's like, did you actually look at the lineups
of what was going on for this show? Yeah? And
they never answered that, so no. And then then it

(37:43):
got to name calling a booker.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Yeah, and it's like I know what you're talking about now, yeah,
And it's like why.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Are you doing that? Like if personally I haven't seen
this person get booked in a long time, so I
guess they just don't care, right, Well, so that's probably why, right,
if you don't have an opinion on something, but like
also maybe discuss in private or don't even well like
work it well, and I think too, you know there's

(38:12):
a voice like I read a text from you, I
hear it in your voice, Yeah, like I'm reading it
in your voice talking to me, like, hold on real
quick though. That's kind of strange too though, right because
like when you listen to the voice in your head,
not everybody has that.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
I know.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
That's wild there I said it now, But like apparently
you only hear stuff in your head the same way.
But I don't think. I don't think so, Like I
definitely can yell in my in my head voice too, right,
So like I don't know if that's necessarily this thing
is true, But I don't know if my yelling in

(38:48):
my head voice is really the same as what people
are saying. But yeah, like I also like when I
read a text message from you, like with your personality
into it.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Right now, I'm screaming in my head. I probably can't
hear it. I'm doing it. I'll say, who ate all
the Lucky Charms?

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Why is there just one Rice Chris Berry? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Who recorded over he Man the movie on my VHS?
And why is there p all over my Nintendo? I
just yelled at in my head?

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Did you just travel back? Yeah? Like thirty years? Yeah,
a little bit, a little bit? Wait, who Pete on
your Nintendo?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
We'll talk about that the other day. Maybe we'll have
him on the show. Oh it was it you no, no,
oh interesting, you know my sleepwalking.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
You know, is that kind of a just tangenting real
quick here when people sleepwalk, they almost always seem to pee.
From my experience with sleepwalkers a lot. Yeah, because I
remember going to Germany. It's I'm not gonna say the
person's name, but they put away a lot of beer
on this trip, and nobody knew that they slept walk

(40:10):
But he got up in the middle of the night
and just dropped trout and just started peeing all over
the floor. And it was a lot like I've seen
that happen. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
It's crazy. And then you say their name, You're like, hey.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Hey, yeah, wake up, you're gonna pee on all of
this stuff. Yeah, and they and they didn't wake up,
and then they finished peeing and went back to back
in bed. Yeah. And then then they did just wake
up naturally, like hey, what's going on? Why is everybody yelling?
But see the thing too, we were staying at a hostel,

(40:44):
so there was like thirty people in this like main
room thing, so that's why it got so crazy and
loud in there. And the fact that he didn't wake
up was just like yeah to yeah, that's kind of wild.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
See well, but no, so like like you have that voice,
like I like, I look at my text and it's
from you or whoever, I usually hear it, And what's
my voice?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Sounds like you're so good impressions? I want to know
what you're going.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Can read your last text you sent me in your voice?

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Way?

Speaker 3 (41:22):
What the hell is this the person driving? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Okay, I just had a weird warning on my phone.
Come on now, being dumb? What's this warning? And we
could be bought to die? And I can't get this
warning open? Oh never mind, it's just chatch t.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
No. It was just been listening like you didn't let
me stop talking. Okay, cash money Carl. Yeah, it just
kind of exploded. It was so strange, exactly. That's what
my you hope it is all about. You can just

(42:02):
do whatever you want. Okay? Do I sound aloof no?
But so I guess my point was, what, wait, that's
really the voice you give me. I don't know. I'd
have to practice. Okay, like today, I just sound so sad.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Like now, I was just trying to sound like just
hey everybody.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
I thought I did a pretty good intro. This is
cash money, Carl, I, I can't do it, Okay, So
now now now I'm a witch. I don't know, I'm
a sad witch.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
I was like, like I I've been trying to come
up with other impressions, and when I was younger, I
could do them all the time. But now I think
my voice range is just locked, like the the yeah,
the range, like the tonal range is just in a
certain area. Because I was trying to sound like Donald

(43:06):
Trump even and I kept.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Sounding like Eric Cartman. All right, let's hear it.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
I don't know if I can What was I gonna say?
Uh well, I was trying to remember what I was
trying to say in my car. I was just trying
to say something that I heard him say, like somebody
was talking about him on a podcast and they played
like a clip and I was just trying to say it,
and it was just kind of like everything is gonna
be very and I don't.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Know, I just had he sounds like that, H'm sailor,
you know, I think that is That's actually a great
way to try to figure out how to do Eric
Cartman is like a high pitched god. Sandler and Billy Madison, you.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Know, but no, I was just trying to I don't
remember what he said, but it was just like I
was just trying to talk like him. When he's like talking,
He's like, then we're gonna have uh, we're gonna have
some pay and it's gonna be a Glory's pay. It's
gonna be the greatest pie every it's gonna be the
best pay. And I'm like, sound like Donald Trump. So

(44:19):
I mean, I sound like Eric Cartman, and I was
I was just trying other ones too, Like I was like, Okay,
I'm gonna just flip through and then I'm like, okay,
now I'm gonna try to sound like Joe Rogan not
even close or I'm trying to and I don't know.
I gotta hear people enough and then all of a sudden,
there's like a recorder in my head that all of
a sudden kind of sound like people. But I gotta

(44:41):
hear enough and actually care. I think maybe it's part
of the thing. But anyways, uh so, like I have,
like like you, there's that voice that people associate with you,
and so if you're always posting negative comments, people are
just gonna view you as negative and shitting on everything.
Even if you're like happy birthday, I hope your day

(45:01):
was great, they're gonna read it as like, happy birthday,
I hope your day was great. You know, they're always
gonna read it in like that negative kind of tone.
And I know that's a problem with texting now too,
is like people they read every text negative. Yeah, like
you know, okay, I'm gonna talk to you later.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Its fucking dick.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Talk dude, or you know, or they just always view
things as negative or the person's yelling at them. So
when you're online and if your presence is always negative,
and I get it people have days where they write
something or they're passionate about something, but if everything you
do every single time is always negative or what, trolling
is just fucking stupid. Like uh yeah, I won't say

(45:56):
because I don't want to give the person props, but
something do that's probably not even his real name, you know,
just commented on a show for a competition actually.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
And called everybody losers and just said like, hey, I'm funny.
You know, he said this was an open competition. Well,
I never even saw submissions for it until the finals,
and it's like, not in the finals dick face, right,
so he's not even knowing what's going on, and then
calling everybody losing, and I'm funnier than all these losers
call themselves headliners. And then people were like, oh, you're

(46:30):
welcome to sign up next year, and you know you won't. Yeah,
it's like eat a dick, Yeah you won't do it.
Fuck face. Well then I looked at like I looked
at his page too, and I was like, well, one,
I know you're not doing actual comedy an area because
no single mutual Well, I'm just the biggest indicator. We
were two friends, actual comedy in the area, we would

(46:51):
have either we would be friends or we would have
mutual friends, because there's no way that there's like an
untapped for this area that we don't have some sort
of connection. And it's kind of like, you know, it's
one of these dudes that like, my friend's sleeping, put
my dick in his mouth. That's hilarious. I could be
a headliner, you know, And hold on, why did you

(47:17):
give him kind of my voice that you give for
text messages.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
No, but anyway, I almost commented on it because I did, well,
I know you did. And then the people that were
running the thing. Yeah, and they were like, go ahead
and throw your hat in it next year. And I wanted
to write like, he won't. Don't worry, he won't. Yeah,
he don't even have two minutes, and if he does
have two minutes, it's just gonna be street jokes he
looked up on the internet or some stupid.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Right, because now he's getting called out, all right.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
But then I went to the dude's page and I
almost posted, almost stole a picture from his page, and
I was almost gonna be like, forget it, guys, don't
don't open the Pandora's box, don't poke the bear.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Because if this guy enters, he's gonna win it all.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
We're done for because he's got a picture of his
cat wearing a Jimmy John's vest.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Oh man.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
And then I was like, we're done. This guy's fucking hilarious,
so fucking hilarious. And half of his pictures are like
with his leg over the top of his friend's head.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Yeah yeah, still just that kind of stuff. Though.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Well it's just like I was like, yeah, this guy's
pre hilarious. And then there's another one with a guy
wrapped up in cellophane holding a cardboard tube sword or
some shit. I don't even know what it was.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
I kind of want to do that, now do you
want to? But do you want to be? He was like,
only in his undies wrapping telephane. I'll also wear clothes.
Do you want to be wrapped in telephane or have
those cardboard tube sword? No? Because I'm actually funny. Oh,
I feel like I'm actually funny. I get booked and
asked to be on competitions, and I would know because

(48:55):
people asked me to book Dean. It's true, does happen.
I'm like his age, And.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
I don't mean like I'm funny like cocky, but I
just mean, like, I know, like I'm not like that.
I didn't even want to bring the traill guy up
necessarily because he's listening. He's not listening, no, I know,
But if he was, he still wouldn't. He still wouldn't
know it's about him, right, But I mean maybe it
would because the cat with the thing kind of gives

(49:22):
it away. But it's like, why, what is the point?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
What did you think? You know?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Like the people running it should have really trolled him
and been like you.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Know what, Wow, really you're on all right? Show up.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Yeah, and Dean's gonna be there supporting his friends, and
it's gonna give you a bubblet ride. It's early or
something really stupid.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
I was gonna say worst things, but give him the
Pepsi challenge. Yeah, he's gonna get pepsy challenge. Mother folks.
I like how every time it's like challenge wise you
you jump to your Sam Elliot voice. Yeah, the same
voice as my dad. Yeah, even though it doesn't sound

(50:14):
like that. What's the voice that you give your dad?
Then in your head you just can't translate it. I
haven't heard it so long.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
It probably sounds a little bit like my voice.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Do you know who Dan Small is? He's like outdoor
Wisconsin guy, like the host Maybe my dad used to
make these videos with the video camera and sometimes we'd
be ice fishing or something and he'd.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Be like, we're out there on the as playing. Remember
that doesn't tell me that at all. And have those videos?
Can you watch them?

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Somebody's gotta somebody has them. But there's one where he's
like narrating it and he sounds just like him, and
I was like, what the hell, how'd that happen?

Speaker 3 (50:59):
See that's where the impress since come from. Yeah, but
your dad's side of the family.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
But yeah, so I don't know fucking troll guy, and
so say he even is serious. Maybe he thinks he's funny,
Maybe he wants to get booked, maybe he wants to
do something.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Not the way you go about it great because you
just called you just called a bunch of people in
the scene losers, right. I mean I wasn't on the picture,
so right, I know, but I mean we have friends
that are on that show, people that I like on
there that are funny and that are not losers. So
it was like it just it was just kind of
aggravating scene that sometimes I wish people like that would

(51:34):
really sign up and really and really like, but they
won't because there's always people that are like, oh, I
should be like people that are friends that you know
that know that I do comedy. They'll go like, they'll
say one thing that's funny and people laugh and it
is funny, and then and everyone will be like, oh,
maybe you should be a comedy and instead.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
And that's one thing. But this guy was like acting
like he's funny and he could be ahead.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Kind of I think it kind of goes in the
same thing. Like people always will say, oh, I could
be a comedian, but then it's like, all right, sign
up to do an open mic or something, we'll go
and watch you.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Bet the dude's a piece of ship. Like he's just
a total piece of ship. Yeah, he's got where he
works on there, And it's like, bet you if I
called up your work, you wouldn't be working there.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
No more. I don't know about that online, that wouldn't
because of that's it's at the New Petsy Challenge.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
But the first challenges is you just got fired piece
of ship.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
I'm just kidding. No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
I wouldn't do that, and I don't think I could
do that. But it's just like I don't know, it's
like you can tell the dudes a piece of shit.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
I just I personally want people to either you know,
put up or shut up for that kind of stuff.
Like it's not easy doing stand up, especially like no,
like if you're if you're doing an actual act and
it's like, okay, we'll see it. Open mic. Sometimes people
will do street jokes or whatever, not not jokes, whatever,

(53:01):
but they're not looking to get booked on shows. They're
just doing it because they think it's fun and they're
having a good time. And before I want to fine, yeah,
that's fine. Yeah, but like if you're going to say
that you're funny, all right and then put up in
the shut or shut up because it's like it's hard
writing your material. It's hard figuring out the order. That's why,
like we go to hundreds of mics and practice and

(53:22):
try to reconfigure things. It's like it's not as easy
as you think it is. It's not just getting up
there and talking. There's a lot more.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
And I've had people tell me you make it look easy, right,
Like they're like, you make that look easy, And I'm like,
that don't mean it is, and I don't get offended
by it, but.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
That's a compliment. It is, yeah, and I take it
as a compliment. But it's like it's like when you
tell an athlete, oh, you're naturally gifted, or you tell
somebody who plays the instrument, well you oh you've always
had a musical ear. You know, you take away, you
take away from the hard work. But when people tell
me like, oh, you make that look easy, I'm usually

(54:01):
like that probably didn't all the time, you know, especially
at first or you know whatever, we'll not even at first.
There's times where it's like, man, I've been doing this
now four and a half years since. It's like, well,
that didn't go how I was expecting it too, you know.
And then other times, in a good way, you're like,
well that didn't call I was expecting it to go either.

(54:22):
You know, like all this stuff is lined up in
a way and you're like, oh, this shouldn't work, but
somehow it does right. And then like when people and
sometimes people say like, oh, you made that look easy,
and I'll be like cool, because there's a shit in
my pants the whole time, and it was yours this time. Yes,
it was my shit in my pants. It wasn't not

(54:44):
in my car, which never happened. I don't know about
Batman movie, Sea Warmer or whatever the hell was were
talking about eighteen episodes ago. That's why. That's why I
don't drive your car.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
It's good you've driven it, haven't you.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
No? No, no, no, you're right. Every time that we
where you're like I want to switch driving, I'm like, no, well,
well yeah we both did that. I don't know, maybe no,
I think it's just like I can do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I don't need your do it.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
The worst, absolute worst, worst worst was uh and I've
done it before where we drove like four hours one way,
four hours back or whatever. In people who have like
a twenty minute commute and they hate their twenty minute.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Commute be like shit, that's forever.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
But I mean we like what we do and we
like go in places.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Yeah, but uh man.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
We were coming back at like four in the morning
or whatever that was that day.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
That one was brutal.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
We're trying to stay awake, and then we just started
randomly like I could tell I was getting slap happy
because I was like, do you think everybody on Epstein's list,
like was guilty of something? And then you were like
just sitting there quiet. He didn't say nothing, and then
you were like Dean, and I was like, yeah, you're

(56:05):
like you're not on Epstein's list, are you? And I
was like no, why, And You're like, I don't know.
That just sounded like the start of a confession, and
I was like, no, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
I will say though, those long drives though and bad,
well that that, but if you have somebody with you
that you like having conversation with They're not as bad
when I'm alone. On those drives, I just want to
pull over on the side of the road and sleep
and all. Look, I don't want to think about sleeping.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
I think about stopping, but then there's that stutternness that's
just like keep going. I want to get home, well
a sleep and die or get home.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Yeah you know, I want to sleep in my own bed.
I ain't sleeping in my car.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Yeah yeah, I mean I've slept in my car, but
I don't. I don't know. Like I do everything I can,
Like I have music playing loud. Sometimes I'm singing at
the top of my lum yeah you know, and it's
usually like if I were a boy by Beyonce, I think,

(57:08):
like I've serenated so many people in traffic jams.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
I'm gonna just book a show that we have to
leave at like four in the morning because I want
you to sing songs to Yeah, if I were a boy,
Oh shoot, I didn't even have to book a show
for that, just for it day.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
I roll out of bed in the morning and throw
on water, want it and can go all.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Right, we're gonna get super copyright.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Nope, because that was my impersonation.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Oh that was a parody.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Yeah, there we go, trying to be the Beyonce impersonation
of bron Beyonce. Yeah. So uh anyways, yeah, that guy's
piece of shit. I don't care. I don't even I
usually don't give people who are rolling the time of day.

(58:01):
Like what I I'll usually do is if they comment
on something to mine, I'll just be like whatever, fuck face,
and then I'll wait a couple of days and I'll
just delete their comment. So if you ever think he
commented on something to mine and then all of a
sudden you go, hey, nobody, I'd never want to see
if anybody ever said anything when I was trying to
control them and it's gone. You didn't comment, Yeah, you

(58:23):
didn't do it.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
You didn't do it.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
No, you just didn't do it because you thought about it.
You realize it was a stupid idea. You didn't want
to be a piece of shit, so you didn't comment.
You never did it. Do me think I deleted it,
but nope, you just never did it. You never did it,
thought better of it.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
I guess I'd take a different approach though, because I
did comment. But I don't just like name call or
anything like that. You comment was actually pretty diplomatic. Yeah,
I said, Ozach, can you.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Give us a link to see some of your headlining material?

Speaker 3 (58:52):
I said, actually, I want to buy tickets to their show.
You said yeah. I said, I was like, when's your
next show? I'd like to buy tickets to see your
headlining act please. So I didn't say anything mean. I
just if you're if you're you're going to talk smack
about people again, put up or shut up? So yeah,
so I'm waiting for that ticket link. Still connection failed?

(59:19):
All right? Any other topics for this week or I
think we're going to call it a wrap for tonight.
Do you want to do that? You want to try
to talk to Nova a little bit? Well, I think
Nova ignored you earlier. So I it said, I lost
connection and you were talking a lot.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Hey Nova, I'm here, Okay, Yeah. What rating is g
I Joe the movie from the late nineteen eighties. No,
it was Transformer Transformers, Transformers the movie Forget GI Joe.
I didn't say G I Joe.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Sounded so weird. Transformers to the movie for nineteen eighty
six has a PG rating.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Okay it with piga Okay, do you want to say
anything to our millions of fans listening to our podcast
right now. I just asked you that question live on
the podcast. Cash is here too, if you want you
I had a Cash.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Hi Nova. Hey everyone, thanks for tuning in and hanging
out with us. It's always a blast being part of
the fun. And hey Cash, great to have you here too,
you guys, right, Thanks Nova?

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
Okay, Neva, Well, sometimes maybe have you as a guest
because you're pretty wild.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Yeah, I would absolutely love that. I'm always here for
the fun and the labs. Just let me know when
and I'll bring my best virtual jokes along.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
So you didn't ask for that, No, we'll ask for that.
Don't worry Cash is crabby today or something.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Absolutely, I'm always here to add a little extra cheer
to the day. Let you know if there's anything else
you need or if you just want to chat, you
know you could do or goodbye for us. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
I was just gonna say, uh, we're gonna count down
from three. We're gonna go three, two, one, and then
we want you to go bye as long as you can. Okay,
does that sound good?

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
That sounds like a blast. All right, let's do it.
Three two, one, Bye, all right, see alright, okay, bye,

(01:01:34):
got it, sun Ride Mottles more than I said, believe
you by Yeah. This has been a tape Deck Media production.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
Thank you for listening.

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