September 8, 2025 • 41 mins
This week we talk to Comedian Chelsea Bearce, who DOES NOT like #Wrestling! We tell her about the week's women's Wrestling news and have her watch the mixed tag match from #Triplemania ! This one had us laughing the whole time! Follow Chelsea online @chocnilla
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello everybody, and welcome to the My Wife Loves Wrestling
podcast on Miles Webber.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And she loves wrestling. Let's talk about it. But first,
before we talk about it, we should probably we.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Should introduce our guests instead of just talking in front
of her rear rudely.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
That would not be the most.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I would hate to be rude to our guest today.
That's a lie.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yet you showed up. Get you showed up with that
fucking mustache?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Is a very talented comedian and actress. She's absolutely hilarious.
She's got a comedy special on YouTube. She tours all
across the country. She is, in fact, the godmother to
our son and soon to be daughter. Please give it
up for Chelsea Beers.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yes, and I don't love wrestling. Hey, I don't know.
I don't get it. I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
We're gonna deep off into that as much as you know.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
What you didn't say in my intro is that I'm
an award winning karaoke singer as well you are.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That should be probably first.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
You know, mother wife, award winning karaoke singer.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Comedy special.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Who cares?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I sang karaoke once?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Once today. So yeah, thanks for thanks for thanks.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I'm excited and terrified at the same time.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, yeah, you'll be fine. I was terrified to show
up with this on my face.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
You should be Yeah, look at you. I mean, you're yeah,
almost a man.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
This is exciting people who are listening and not watching.
I shaved yesterday. He did, and I was like, what
happens if I leave part of it on? And so
I left what most would consider to be technically but
not legally a go tea. I like that on my face,
say this is the hint of a go tea? Yeah, yeah,
(01:57):
the awkward phase that happened.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
The starter package.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
It's the start looks like spilled pepper on your face,
like it, it looks like yeah, yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I always feel like I look like Snoopy's cousin Spike
who lived in the cactus, because he had like four
long hairs.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Can you put a clip, put a picture.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Of me and then Spike.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I need the comparison.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Always wore a brown hat.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
He looked a little stoned, and he had like three hairs,
just like pointing out of.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I've dated that.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, so I feel like that's what I look like.
So I don't know if I'm going to keep this.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
You shouldn't.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yeah, I know you shouldn't, but thank you for the
entertaining visual that you're giving me directly in front of
my chair.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Oh yeah, that's why you chose that chair. That's where
you thought so hard on.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, right across from so she does nowhere else.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yeah, it feels like your face is fighting for you know,
like power, you know, like where who can grow some.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
First upper lifting the chin, the upper lipping the chin
or doing a lot of the that's very very Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
On the sides here we're just like is it supposed
to go down? Like what happened? Now?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I've never seen you grow past this. You have, thank god,
I know, does does this grow in? Does this side?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I hope?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
So you don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
He's only I mean this was like what fifteen years
ago you had a mousta and that was awful.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
But other than that, like we've never and.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You don't hate this, you said hate it.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'll give it the benefit of the doubt to come
in all the way so I could love it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
She called me sexy yesterday and it was on my face,
So I don't know if it was just like a
pack of deal or I was just like nice to
rob it and she was like that was sexy.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
But one of those things happened.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I mean, she's not herself right now.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Okay, she's two people, right, she's so close to labor.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
You can't trust anything that comes out of her mouth
right now.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
All right, And I'm just saying, get this out of
your system now, because when your daughter starts recognizing who
you are, right Like Matt's at my husband, Matt is
at the point now where if he shaves.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh yeah, all of us oh yeah, all terrified. Oh yeah,
that beard is legit.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Robin looked at me yesterday and he's like, what's that?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Like it's a goatee. He's like, what go tea is?
I just love that.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Chelsea is like about because she's seen you bald. Now
you've been around for that facial hair. No, thank you
you shave your head bald book.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah. I didn't hate that at all.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
The bald look was yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
The bald looks good.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah, no hair, Yeah, what did I.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Tell you this morning?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Like go tea is just like having a goatee for
me is like I'm still your youth pastor, but I
used to take the drugs.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh that's kind of the vibe.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I feel like you're having off, but it feels like
you want to be that, you know, like you want
to be the cool undercover cop and we're all like, dude,
we see right through.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You know that you're thirty right.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Anyways, now that we have substantially covered my face with
nothing else, is what was your Because I mean, we
try and have people on who like wrestling and people
who don't like wrestling, just to try and get both
sides of the coin. What was your first time in
life being introduced to wrestling in any capacity?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Oh? My god, you didn't prep me for these as.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I don't know, I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Didn't think anybody watch it in your family?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
No one. No one watched it in my family as
a kid, and I would see it, you know, just
like in passing, you know, as.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Your friend's house or like you well, remember when.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
You couldn't choose what you wanted to watch. You had
to just scroll through. Okay, god, I'm so.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Old, but we had to just scroll through, and so
I would see it, you know, like you know, like
Hulk days, I guess remember him.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Have you ever heard of this guy. We've heard of
the whole Kogan. He would have loved you, just not
the color of your skin. Don't bang. His daughter is
really against people of color banging. His daughter really hates it.
That's his pillow talk.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
So I would see it and I was I didn't
understand the attraction. I didn't understand the draw to it,
you know what I mean. And then the whole thing,
like you know, it's fake and it's fake, and it's
fake and it's fake and it's scripted and this is
and this.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
And it's like so what like I just everything else,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah, like so much of it, you know, And I
watch a lot of reality TV, and I'm like, which,
now that I'm older and I have seen a lot
more of it because my son's obsessed with it. I
don't know wherehere that came from, but he loves it.
And so now that I've seen more of it with
(06:48):
like you guys and with him and stuff like that,
I'm sorry. And my husband likes it, like Matt likes it,
So you know, I I've seen a lot more of it,
and I'm like, oh, this is just this is just
ninety fiance without the vows, Like, that's that's what right, Yeah,
this is this is a more buff version of RuPaul's
drag race. Great, I can get down with that same
amount of glitter, same amount of lights.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yes, let's god.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That's still the best episode of.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Smarty Pants on drop Out TV where she made the
argument that rest per wrestling is drag and so it
was just a whole ten minute presentation about like there's this, there's.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
This, all the parallel that's what it is.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
That's what I Yeah, I was saying that. My sister
was like, what are you going to talk about? I ask,
I don't know. I honestly see it as just a
more buff version of RuPaul's drag race. You know, this
is this is just an intense lip syn for your life.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
That's what all these are, you know. So yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Well, I mean let's try and run down some of
like the hot topics, because we're going to talk about
like little things that are going on in the wrestling world.
We're trying and explain them to you as best we can,
and then we're going to try and watch as much
of a match as we possibly can to try and
get you through.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
It and try and get you through Italy.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, I mean, because I know that you're pressed for
time today, So I mean that's the only thing permitting.
So okay, what's going on in the world of wrestling
and we'll explain it to her.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
So Becky Lynch controversy on her promo on Monday night.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yes, yes, she was in Birmingham, England, right, that's the UK.
She was in Birmingham and she was Becky Lynch is
a bad guy, also known as a heel.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
The only reason I know that is because you guys
told me that when John Cena turned, because you guys
were more emotional than I felt a human being should be.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
And yeah, and I didn't understand it, but that.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Is I took away from that heel equals villain.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yes, yes, yeah, the opposite of a baby face. So
and so Becky Lynch was cutting a promo and.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Uh, you look like you're trying to turn heel. That's
what That's what this says.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
That's what it is. That makes sense, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I'm going to get there, guys.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I'll tell you to the train tracks and have a
beer afterwards.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
So she was cutting the promo and she said the
best thing ever coming out of Birmingham died a couple
of weeks ago as means of referencing Ozzy Osbourne and
so she said that the crowd booed because they're like, hey,
we're awesome too, but in an accent. And apparently there
was like some backlash About's daughter.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, Kelly like demanded that wwe do an apology, and
it's like, she's not bashing.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Isn't she? I was gonna say, isn't she praising.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Praising Ozzy and bashing Birmingham.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I just think Kelly's just recently lost her father.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And she just absolutely feelings and whatever act if she
sings in for sure. So yeah, so I think, yeah,
that is it was.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
It was a strange thing, but so that the other
thing and this kind of gets into the rest of it.
We talked about Nikki bell a lot. I feel like,
but this past few weeks, everybody's been wanting to talk
about how she has a high sex drive and she
open about it. Yeah, and it's a shame. It's really
a shame that like her being forty and wanting to
(10:05):
have sex, yeah is a bad thing.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Like, yeah, I think that's normal.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
For forty, Like, I mean, your sex drive goes up
at that age, Like it's just I think that's normal.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah when she I think we're like on a year
now of her and Artem being divorced. So she's divorced.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, she's a single mom. She's divorced. Let her be horny.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yeah, you know, I don't understand that.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
I mean, this goes far outside of the wrestling world,
but I just don't understand. You know, it doesn't matter
to what degree the celebrity is in. We always just
put them under this micro microscope, you know, in this
magnifying glass of just like, well, look what they're doing.
Look what they're doing, Like the Phelps, Michael Phelps smoked wheed.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Let him smoke weed. Look what he's Look what he
has done.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Let the man relax for decorated stoner, right.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Let him smoke weed, you know, like, and so she
has a high sex drive at forty.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Yeah, get in line, yes, get it girl. Good for you.
It'd be weird if you didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Well, how much like men are praised for like getting
laid and wanted to do their thing, but we're like,
oh no, but a woman can't be open about talking
about liking sex, right, do it, lady, Lady go go
speaking about sex lives. Yes, Naomi. This was last Monday,
but we didn't get to record. Naomi got to announce
(11:27):
that she's pregnant.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yes, Proceeds.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
This is interesting because like the current one of the
current women's champions. Yeah, she just won the championship in
summer slammed, wasn't it or a little bit before, I
want to say.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
It was the cash.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, she cashed in I think right before summertime because
their triple Threat was the summer sign So July she
won the championship and it's been a long time coming,
and it's been a long time coming because she's been
a wrestler for a long time in the company and
she's had the championship before, but this run has been
because she's been a heel, so she's been a bad guy.
(12:03):
But she just announced that, Yeah, she got pregnant. I
was just like, how long have you been pregnant or
you kind of like lightweight pregnant when you were wrestling
in that triple threat match, because I know, like that's
happened before, like Page her her mom was pregnant with
her when she was wrestling in the indies. Yeah, she
was like pretty pregnant, she was still wrestling.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Oh my god, oh yeahangs.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So yeah, so she came out and announced that she
is pregnant and she her husband is also a wrestler.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Wow, yeah, Jimmy.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
But it was such an interesting talk of like her
promo A. I loved her talking to Adam Pierce, Adam Versus,
the manager general manager for raw and he was bringing
her out and she just got to let her hormones fly,
like telling him, yeah, to get out of the ring.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Well, he was like, congratulations on behalf of the entire roster.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
And she's like, shut the hell up at him. Nobody
asked you giving up my belt, giving you my belt.
I relinquished my title before, and I ain't giving you shit.
So get to step in.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
My pregnant My pregnancy hormones are going like a disco.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I was there.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I was like, this is what every pregnant woman wants
to be able to say to everybody, like just how
she's feeling.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
And then he got out of the rings.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
She's like, I hope you trip on those church shoes
and then gave her big.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
And then just the praise of like you should all
be thinking one person, Big Jim, her husband, and it's
like essentially you're saying for not pulling out.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Which I am going to petition that we can somehow
uh collaborate Big Jim with Slim Jim because Slim Jim
is one of the sponsors for WWE, to the point
where now.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
The tables that they put people through have like a
slim Gym logo on it.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Stop, so they call them like, oh, you got to
put through the slim Gym table now because there's sponsors everywhere.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, Like the whole ring.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Now is decorated with sponsors, like and so now the
tables are slim Gym sponsor.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
But her husband's Big Jim.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
So now everybody's been given love the Big Gym for
doing the least, which is you know, staying in. Yeah,
although she was on Twitter like talking about like the
only person who's giving me backshots are Big Gym, and
I'm like, damn, get a girl. And so yeah, so
everybody's been praising him for doing the least amount.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
But I was gonna say, I wouldn't be surprised if
she still does some behind the scenes things just to
keep the character going and alive and everything that that.
I love it. I think it's hilarious and her laugh
is amazing, pretty good. Yeah, that was all the wrestling
sex stuff I have on my.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
List enough, all right, I mean we figured you would
like it.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It all had to do with the women in the
company and company and yeah, sexy stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
All right.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
So we got a match that we're gonna have you
watch with us, and we're going to talk about it
as it's happening. So I'll start playing it here and
we'll kind of give you the intro that is Lowlavice. So,
now what this matches the people who are listening and watching,
they probably know there is there are many different wrestling organizations.
So WWE is like the king top cream of the crop,
(15:16):
like doesn't get any higher up.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And as far as wrestling companies.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And WWE, yeah, then further down it's like AEW is
a different company, GNA, and then there's Triple A. And
now Triple A is Lucia Libre Wrestling, so Mexican wrestling sure,
which you know, lots of flips, masks, things like that,
and so now I don't know if WW owns Triple
(15:40):
A or they have like a portion of it.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I know they announced it when we were at WrestleMania, but.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeahhere, yeah, we were all over the place of WrestleMania.
So there's an affiliation now with Triple A and WW
and they've done a couple of crossover shows where the
wrestlers from WWE kind of collaborate and wrestle some of
the wrestlers from Triple A libre wrestlers.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So this is a mixed tag team match.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Mixed tag means that there's gonna be men and there's
women in the match as well, on the same team
against each other.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
So his name is hamburg Asa.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
That is Nino hamburg Asa, which translates, well.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's Hamburger boy hamburg Yeah, Nino Nino hamburg Asa.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Look at him, right, Like, isn't that just everything you
imagine and envision a wrestler to be.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Our thing is like, look at how small his calves.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Caves are so small for what's going on.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Right, for being not only a pro wrestler, but or
pro anything.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Right, Yeah, yeah, Like he's drawn like a Pixar character,
you know, like just exaggerated, you know, features on these
tiny little ankles.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
He's got calves like four Ky's arms.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
These are like.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Trash pipe cleaner.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Pipe cleaner calves.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Caves.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I also love thee and Hamburger.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Oh there to get Okay, it's the tinsel bitch. Okay.
I was like there, they look like they're in the wrong.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
They're on the same team. This is our favorite coming
out right now.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
This is this is mister Iguana. Mister Iguana comes out.
So yeah, he's got his old here. Oh, this is
gonna be the best. We're so excited to show you
this match. As soon as we saw it, we were like,
this is the mass, this is the match we have
to show.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
This was just a couple of weekends.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
This is a couple of weekends ago that this happened.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
So mister Iguana that is his Iguana puppet that he
wrestles with, and so he crawls out to the ring
and this.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Is just this is insane to me.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
It's just it's like, yes, it's like drag, It's like Halloween.
It's like Spirit Halloween store.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
And then the amount of sane adults like with careers
that's been fucking tons of money to go and watch.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Grown vote who can buy cigarettes and rent cars.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Well, go that's yeah. Look mostly kids there.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
And he's practiced that flip with that practiced mister on
his face.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Oh my, he has been.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Mister Iguana since two thousand and nine. That is how
long he has been mister iguana. I looked up his age, Yes,
was it thirty seven seven?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
So he's been mister Iguana almost as long as you
and I have been doing standing almost. Yeah, you doing
stand up a year longer than he's been mister Iguana.
So yeah, he's the third member of the Triple A
team and now coming out as the WWE team, which
is the.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Judgment three against three, okay.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Three against three Judgment Day is coming out with four.
So Rox and Perez the little one right there, she
is going to be spectating on the side of the ring.
But the man with the mask who is going to
take it off very soon, that is Finn balor uh.
And then we've got Raquel Rodriguez, and then and then
(19:06):
j D McDonough right, because I always want to call
him mcnugent, and that's not as less.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Talked about him.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
And we've talked about I know, right, we've talked about
j D. Because he's got a large head.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
He gets the running joke with the no the guy right.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
There with the vest on over there.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Now, Finn Valor is just an international sex symbol really,
That's That's mostly what Finn Balor is known for.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
He's got like a twelve pack and uh Irish accident.
He's Irish, right, I.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Believe him and Becky came up together.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yes, yeah, so he's Irish.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
So but yeah, they are currently the Tiger Champions for
w w E, and then Raquel and Roxanne are the former.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Women Champion Team champions as well.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yes, so yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Then Roxanne's the newest to the group. It was somebody
else named Live Morgan. The Morgan got injured and Rocks Dane.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Ron stepped in, was stepping in. Yes, she's joined the
judgment day now and so yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
You're allowed to bring the stuffy in here like this, Wait,
why can you have a puppet?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
So, because he the puppet is a part of his wrestling.
Sometimes he'll do certain things with his hand with the
puppet on it. So this is kind of like back
in the day we had Mick Foley who was mankind
and he had mister Socko, which was essentially a gym
sock that he would stuff in his pants and he
would pull that out, and he had drawn a smiley
(20:37):
face on the sock, and he would put the sock
on his hand, and he'd give you the mandible claw,
which is when you like down their throat and try
and submit people by sticking fingers down your throat.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
So doing a move cod with your this is pre
covidre COVID things.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
This is pre like staph infection screening. Like this is
before anyone gave me.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
No one cared. It was the wild, wild West out there.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
None of these people got teed app tests or shots
at all. So so yeah, as long as you're doing
a wrestling move with your hand, but there's a puppet
over your hand, that's not technically a foreign object, so
it's not a disqualification.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
That seems very sketch.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I mean, do you think the puppet's gonna do something?
They can't give it.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
An unfair advantage with the iguana puppet.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah, you guys don't know where that iguana he's cheating.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
You know what iguana could do is he loading the iguana.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Story he's putting like a horseshoe inside the iguana like
bugs bunny, Right, right. So yeah, so it said, well, no,
we can't have that. Finn Bala just tagged in he
wants to wrestle Lola. That can't happen.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
But look at that. Yeahs scaring him.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
But if they come up with yesterday, his facial expressions
are like Steve and Steve O from Jackass.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah wow, right, isn't that the mashup?
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Oh man, hold on, stop stop, oh man, that messed
up some stuff for me, right right.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Steve from Blues Clues just.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Came back, man, and you know, like he's doing God's
work now, you know, I mean, I love him so much.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Everybody does, absolutely. So here we go, nice little flip.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh yeah, this is the exciting thing with like Luca
Libre wrestling is man, the flips and all the acrobatics
that they do.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
It's gorgeous and I get it like it's.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
You know, scripted, like fight choreography whatever, like all this
stuff is you know, is now is the ring like
it's it's it's moving right, like it's cushion these falls right,
like isn't it doesn't it like no shocks or whatever?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
No what underneath?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
So there's a movie that came out recently called Ironclaw,
which was about an old wrestling family from back in
the day, the von eric family and Zach Efron and
the actor who was in that show, The Bear and Shameless,
they were in it and they got asked on the
red carpet. They're like, what was it like taking your
first bump inside the ring? And they were like, extremely painful.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I don't know why I thought there would be any
give at all.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
I always I always thought that it was just like, yeah, sure,
it's on like springy kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
You ask any wrestler what moves hurt, it's usually some
type of slam in the ring, just like power bomb hurts,
choke slam hurts, anything that you're coming down on that, Yeah,
it hurts.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
And what it Alice knows because we interviewed al Snow
a couple weeks ago on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
He said they did a study, like a scientific study
that like just going from like standing to falling down
on the mat is like the same impact as getting
hit with a car at twenty miles per hour or something,
so like everything more fat, right, Yeah, if you're picked
up and dropped.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Higher up through table, sure flowers.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, so yeah, the only things in wrestling that are
really kind of pulled and fabricated is the punches, the
kicksion and a lot of the submission holds are kind
of just glorified stretches to help them kind of bridge
the gap to conserve energy throughout the match. But right
now we've got Nino hamburg Asa in here doing all
(24:32):
the big work and the heavy lifting.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
We got he's lifting. Anything's relaxed, that's.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
True, except for maybe the hamburgers that he put on
the outside of the ring. There's two hamburgers.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
He brought.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
What he brought hamburgers.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
You don't call yourself Nino hamburg Asa dressed like that,
and you don't have hamburgers within ten feet of view.
That's like the opposite of like, you know, pedophiles in
school districts. It's just like you can't be within ten
of the school. He can't be ten feet away from right.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Which is why I'm surprised they're not in his pockets.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Like that's the good place to keep it, right, I mean.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
I want him to take one out right now before
he jumps on someone, like take a bite and then.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
And then jump on some you know, like promise.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
You that that's happened before. Oh that's a rough one. Yeah,
the leg drop that got.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So he's just landing on his ass from that middle
rope and ow, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Not good.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I think we saw Chelsea Green in the WWE Behind
the Scenes documentary they did. They were like, oh, yeah,
can you give a leg drop off the top rope.
She's like, I've never done that before. Let me try,
and so she tried it in rehearsal the day that
day earlier with the crash pad in the ring.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Sure she did it and she landed. She's like, great,
I just peede a little like just because of the stop.
So yeah, no, it's uh, it's not fun.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
And that's also why Stone Cold Steve Austin's back is
so messed up, because his finishing move is a stunner
where he just drops down to his ass with the
person's chin on his shoe. Older and years of doing
that to people royally fucked up his back. Hulk Hogan
doing the running leg drop, just the regular one, not
off the top rope, just like dropping that.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
That messed up.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, any move where you're just coming just straight down
to your ass, the more you do that, yeah, it's
just messing up your back.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
That's why you have to be really particular with what
finisher you decide to.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yes, it's like, all right, whatever finish are you doing,
You're going to do that every match almost, So you
really gotta think about it because this is going to
be something that happens for a prolonged.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Period a long time, A long time. Yeah, absolutely so.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
But I love the juxtaposition of Ninil Hambergaseer being in
here against Finn Balor because that's both ends of the spectrum.
You know, You've got this this giant man who you know,
does look like he smells like hamburgers, and then Finn Balor,
who could not be sexier.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
No, that's JD.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
McDonough don no, no, no no mc no no no
no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
That's all I could think of. No no, no, no no
no no no no no no no.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
That's what we're going to refer to him now though. No, no, no, no, no, that's.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
The underground world, dude. That sound is.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
He had a mushroom.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That's why his head is twice the size of a
normal Yeah, we've never changed. Yeah, it didn't go it
never went down, like, yeah, so long, getting in there,
get it girl, right on with you and your whale tail. Absolutely, well,
there we go. See Lola is getting active on the outside.
(27:39):
You love to see it.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
So you can all go once.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
I mean you're not you're not not supposed they're.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Outside doing their own thing.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
And now we've got and they're not supposed to technically
be the two of them.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
And these are what these are like timed like do
you and when is this over? When someone says they.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Know how long their match is supposed to be. That's
also the secretive job of the referee, is the referee
is he looks like he's telling them to stop doing
certain things, but he's feeding them just like you got
five minutes.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, he's got a ear piece and the people in
the back are telling him like how much time they have?
Oh really?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Now you get to see the puppet in.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
It's in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, slaps it across his crotch as you do, yeah,
chops him down put yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Oh oh good, oh oh it's talking.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Oh yeah, he's got it up now. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
See how happy he is. He's in his happy place.
It's like happy Gilmore. But he's got a puppet. You know,
that's what makes you stand the paint.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
I would be sweating so much. I mean it's like,
what is this paint?
Speaker 4 (28:44):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
You can see some of it's coming off.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
I would get it everywhere. It would be absolutely just completely.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
You'd think it would get in your eyes.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
The makeup that they're able to use the paint and everything, Like,
I'm always pretty impressed even with like the female wrestlers
with most of their makeups staying I think the only
ones that always.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
It would sweat off to just you wouldn't be able
to comprehend what I'm supposed to, what I'm trying to
relay with my make and.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Most stay on. I think the ones that had the
hardest time was when Ronda Rousey was doing like the
big shadow eyes and everything. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
This is the this is the moment that we were like,
we have to show.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
You what's that? What's in his hands?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
That something in his hand? I don't know. Look how
looks confused?
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Oh what's uh?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
It's a little demon puppet. No way, it's oh my god,
Oh my god, is the best.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
So that is a puppet that we just learned about
when this match happened that nobody knew about called Demonito
because Finn Balor has an alter ego where he dresses
like that and his character is called the Demon Finn Balor,
and so he'll do like paint on his face, he
does his hairlines that and so you talk.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
About this with such a straight face like this is wild,
this is this is just this is life.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah you do.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
That's a crazy ass puppet.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
And then here look at this hamburger. He's eating hamburgers.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Okay, thank you so much. And then this guy man
really wants to be relevant.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
You got a puppet.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Look at this, I got hamburger.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Look at that? Look at that whopper?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Here you go, come on, always so nice?
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Is it poison?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
We're sharing it? Look at that?
Speaker 3 (30:35):
He wants them to go against his diet.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah yeah, I mean, like you don't get apps like that.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
But the car, the puppet just gave him the Okay.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Oh man, you found his achilles dude one weakness. A
bite of burger.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Over the top rope. We oh no, we got him. Okay,
let's get the rope in the middle and here we go.
Here comes the train.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
There he goes.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
And then yeah it looks like yeah, I would grab
my leg too, like landing on those calves like that.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Man, Come on, now, what are we doing?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yeah, poor guy?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Oh kicked to the crotch. Oh, another one and let's
do another one. Four is the term. There you go
and an elbow. Yeah, and I think we get a
run in. They got that puppet for sale.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Now, yes, yes, yeah, so I think that night.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I believe.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
I believe that.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah, you could buy cheeseburgers anywhere anywhere that sells cheeseburgers.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
You could buy really. Oh yeah it's a new thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
McDonald's just started carrying bus. That's a run in. Yeah,
that's a.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I wish I hadn't had that.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Just coming and.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Running in a match to foearm, shiver somebody and then
run out, chasing.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Chasing, hate my potato salad.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
So this move hurts chokes.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Yeah there and then we're done.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Boom boom boom oh bye bit.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
By bit perfect there you go. So wow, it's the match. Wow. Yeah,
so the judgment day wins. Yeah, do you know how
much that puppet is?
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Did you look at did not shut up the demonito?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I want to guess let's take guess.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Okay, hold on, is this sold like at a oh
the shop?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Okay, so that's legit, yes, okay, how much?
Speaker 5 (32:41):
No way, hold on, I'm gonna say seventy four ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Okay, one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Okay, hey, price is right, I won.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
That's true. Yeah, one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
One hundred dollars for that puppet.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
I mean, but it's all the hair.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
It's all the hair on top of ribbons.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Yeah, it's the piece, the pieces a flair, you know that.
It's yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
It's a lot.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Yeah, it's kind of it's got kind of a kiss
kiss tongue, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
It is.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
It is very pageantry, it is.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
I do like the pageantry of it, the you know, showmanship,
you know, dedication.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Oh sweet, yeah, you know.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
I mean I'd have to wax for weeks before I
did war any of that, right. One tip would just
knock them out, like how are they harnessed in there? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
It's impressive that the women stay in their outfits as
often as well.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
It used to be like, I don't know if it's
the case now because now like raws on Netflix, But
the women used to get fined if anything slipped on
live TV, if you showed anything, they would get fined
by the network because you can't wear.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
TV fourteen somewhere around or something.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Wow. But still, yeah, they get fined for that. So
that means back in the like Lita she got she
got mega find because her.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Whole titty was out Monday night Roth remember that? Oh
yeah that was school night.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Whoa whoa Stephanie McMahon, like she took a pedigree, which
is like both of your show her and it was
from her husband. She was all her head is between
his legs, she's down, looking down and he's got both
of her arms like behind her back but tied up and.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Her tits were just and he didn't know. And so
she's just gotta like wait for him. She's just.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Can't do anything, man.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
So so yeah, so what did you think of the match?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Uh? There was a lot going on.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
You know, I feel like I'd have to watch it
three or four more times to get it all because
there's so many people that I still don't know whose
aunt that was, like what she part of the the
not the Green Crew.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
She was.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
She was part of Triple I, So yeah, she was,
she was part of that. That's why she came in
to try and catch Roxande, the WWE wrestler.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Yeah, and actually I was looking at the color schemes,
you know, because yeah, she didn't have any green on,
because that seemed to be the common denominator with the
with that crew, you know. So, I don't know, it's
just it's like, do you go into wrestling knowing that
this is like where you want to go? Like did
he know he wanted to be in Iguana like when
he was nine? You know, Like it's just how do people.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I'd imagine that's something that comes later.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
It's just like you chart wrestling and you get good
at the moves and everything. Then you're like, all right,
well it's just like you just keep doing it and
then eventually you find your voice.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
Sure sure, very iguana esque.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
So I think when I was reading when he started,
he was originally a heel, and then I think that
was the goal, and you know, I don't know the
whole saga, but eventually I think like people just like
people loved it so much that he turned.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Sometimes they try and like create a character that's supposed
to be a bad guy, but people were.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Like, we love this guy.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah, and it's like, yeah, they have to then be
a good guy because people just love them too much.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
You have to be I mean, I mean that's what
was happening in this.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
I feel like so many like you know, sometimes villains,
you know, like you know Ursula, Like I love Ursula,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
She's not good, she's not turning good.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
I mean, she hasn't had any more shots, like keep
giving her shots and maybe right exactly, I mean spear
through the titties. She's she's done.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
So yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Shots, that's true. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
So our last question for you, oh that we like
to ask people, especially people who don't like wrestling, if
you could come up with your own wrestling gimmick for
you god, gimmick, persona name, whatever it is, all of
the above.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Oh what would it be?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
I don't know. Well, right now I'm wearing a People
Parrots shirt.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
I know, but it's stained with breast smoke. My husband
literally like, you couldn't go out like that, And I
think I think it's breast smoke because of where the
stains are that would be where my moves are if
I didn't have my bronze.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Oh right, because they I mean, yeah, I didn't see
him down there, I know, because.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
They're hidden by the Yeah, they tucked, they tucked underneath.
So I was like, it's fine. So I feel like
I feel like, of course I did. Yeah, I have to.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
But right now, so much of my identity is centered
around breastfeeding. Yeah, because it's something that I do so much,
So it would have something to do. It would have
something to do with. Yeah, I feel like my wrestling
persona every single day. It would change, you know, like
it would be how do I feel today?
Speaker 4 (37:43):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (37:44):
I like that guy doesn't wake up feeling like an
iguana on a daily basis. You know some days, you
know he wants to be a beautiful butterfly, and I
think he should be, you know. Yeah, So I just think,
like right now, mine would, Yeah, I would. I would
probably be and I would splash in her face and yeah,
just like prote boost.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
You know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I love the idea of a gimmick of like you
coming out and trying to like breastfeed the other female wrestler.
If they were down and she just put both of
her tips on your like they couldn't breathe, Like that'd
be your finisher.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
And then.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
And just like yeah and then on you like longevity
was like it's like a reverse.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Because a slipper hold is like they're facing that way
and you get behind them and you grab their neck
and you give them the submission that way hers would
they would be facing inside and you just grab It's yeah,
it's it's a motive.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
And that's all I do is I put kids to sleep.
So it's like, you know, I'll put them asleep, I'll
tuck them in. I'll bring a little thing that'll be
my thing. I'll just tuck him in and put a
you know, yeah that's my that's my stuffy. I'll give
him a stuffy Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Perfect and walk off.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Nia Jacks would love this, yo, because nia Jax requested
the stink face from Rhea Ripley. So Re Ripley is
who shirt I'm wearing, and so she very much so
has She's known for her ass. She's got a very
nice ass.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
A lot of these women, I mean, you do this like,
I mean, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yeah, But there's an old wrestler from the nineties that Frakishi,
and he was like this big kind of like samoan wrestler,
but he wore a thong and so he would like
the wrestlers would like go down in the corner of
the ring and he would just turn around and lift
his up, back it up and give him the stink face.
And so but now at like house shows, Rhea Ripley
(39:48):
has been doing that to like Nia Jacks when they wrestle.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
What's house shows like not on TV, So there's an audience,
but it's just not televised.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
It's not televised, but they just do what that's.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
When there are more than so they can get away whatever.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, they have more fun. Oh my god, there's no stories.
It's just like these are the matches.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Everybody's wrestling tonight and they get to go out and
just working out. Yeah, that's where we've seen clips of
like people recording Ria doing the stink face on Naya.
We also know Naya is a freak, so she requested Yeah.
Ria was like, yeah, no, she asked me to do that,
and it's like fun.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yes, So I think she would also ask you to
do the the go to sleep titty.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Yeah, mine would be yeah, the sleeper titty, Yeah, sleeper titty.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Well, we thank you for coming on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Hey, you know, I did not know what to expect
and it's scary. Yeah, not so scary.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
And we got to talk about breast.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
I mean if, yeah, if you shave that mustache off,
I'd feel a lot more comfortable.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
But yeah, next time when we have you on the
Parenting Podcast, I will be clean shaving promise on my
fan Go ahead and let people know where to follow
you online and anything you want to promote coming out.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Oh gosh, what am I doing? I'm Instagram.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
I'm at Chocnilla, which is C A jo C and
I l l A half chocolate, half vanilla. You can
find me there, TikTok. I'm Chelsea dot beers. I'm my
website Chelsea Beers dot com. And my special That's So
Stupid is free on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Go check it out.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
It's called That's So Stupid. Oh I said that twice.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
It's so stupid.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
That's so stupid.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Up. Well, thank you so much for coming on.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
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podcast on Miles Webber.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And she loves wrestling. Let's talk about it. But first,
before we talk about it, we should probably we.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Should introduce our guests instead of just talking in front
of her rear rudely.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
That would not be the most.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I would hate to be rude to our guest today.
That's a lie.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yet you showed up. Get you showed up with that
fucking mustache?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Is a very talented comedian and actress. She's absolutely hilarious.
She's got a comedy special on YouTube. She tours all
across the country. She is, in fact, the godmother to
our son and soon to be daughter. Please give it
up for Chelsea Beers.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Yes, and I don't love wrestling. Hey, I don't know.
I don't get it. I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
We're gonna deep off into that as much as you know.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
What you didn't say in my intro is that I'm
an award winning karaoke singer as well you are.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That should be probably first.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
You know, mother wife, award winning karaoke singer.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Comedy special.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Who cares?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I sang karaoke once?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Once today. So yeah, thanks for thanks for thanks.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I'm excited and terrified at the same time.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, yeah, you'll be fine. I was terrified to show
up with this on my face.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
You should be Yeah, look at you. I mean, you're yeah,
almost a man.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
This is exciting people who are listening and not watching.
I shaved yesterday. He did, and I was like, what
happens if I leave part of it on? And so
I left what most would consider to be technically but
not legally a go tea. I like that on my face,
say this is the hint of a go tea? Yeah, yeah,
(01:57):
the awkward phase that happened.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
The starter package.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
It's the start looks like spilled pepper on your face,
like it, it looks like yeah, yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I always feel like I look like Snoopy's cousin Spike
who lived in the cactus, because he had like four
long hairs.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Can you put a clip, put a picture.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Of me and then Spike.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I need the comparison.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Always wore a brown hat.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
He looked a little stoned, and he had like three hairs,
just like pointing out of.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I've dated that.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, so I feel like that's what I look like.
So I don't know if I'm going to keep this.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
You shouldn't.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yeah, I know you shouldn't, but thank you for the
entertaining visual that you're giving me directly in front of
my chair.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Oh yeah, that's why you chose that chair. That's where
you thought so hard on.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, right across from so she does nowhere else.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yeah, it feels like your face is fighting for you know,
like power, you know, like where who can grow some.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
First upper lifting the chin, the upper lipping the chin
or doing a lot of the that's very very Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
On the sides here we're just like is it supposed
to go down? Like what happened? Now?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I've never seen you grow past this. You have, thank god,
I know, does does this grow in? Does this side?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I hope?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
So you don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
He's only I mean this was like what fifteen years
ago you had a mousta and that was awful.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Oh man.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
But other than that, like we've never and.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You don't hate this, you said hate it.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'll give it the benefit of the doubt to come
in all the way so I could love it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
She called me sexy yesterday and it was on my face,
So I don't know if it was just like a
pack of deal or I was just like nice to
rob it and she was like that was sexy.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
But one of those things happened.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I mean, she's not herself right now.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Okay, she's two people, right, she's so close to labor.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
You can't trust anything that comes out of her mouth
right now.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
All right, And I'm just saying, get this out of
your system now, because when your daughter starts recognizing who
you are, right Like Matt's at my husband, Matt is
at the point now where if he shaves.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh yeah, all of us oh yeah, all terrified. Oh yeah,
that beard is legit.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Robin looked at me yesterday and he's like, what's that?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Like it's a goatee. He's like, what go tea is?
I just love that.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Chelsea is like about because she's seen you bald. Now
you've been around for that facial hair. No, thank you
you shave your head bald book.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah. I didn't hate that at all.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
The bald look was yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
The bald looks good.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah, no hair, Yeah, what did I.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Tell you this morning?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Like go tea is just like having a goatee for
me is like I'm still your youth pastor, but I
used to take the drugs.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh that's kind of the vibe.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I feel like you're having off, but it feels like
you want to be that, you know, like you want
to be the cool undercover cop and we're all like, dude,
we see right through.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You know that you're thirty right.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Anyways, now that we have substantially covered my face with
nothing else, is what was your Because I mean, we
try and have people on who like wrestling and people
who don't like wrestling, just to try and get both
sides of the coin. What was your first time in
life being introduced to wrestling in any capacity?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Oh? My god, you didn't prep me for these as.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I don't know, I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Didn't think anybody watch it in your family?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
No one. No one watched it in my family as
a kid, and I would see it, you know, just
like in passing, you know, as.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Your friend's house or like you well, remember when.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
You couldn't choose what you wanted to watch. You had
to just scroll through. Okay, god, I'm so.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Old, but we had to just scroll through, and so
I would see it, you know, like you know, like
Hulk days, I guess remember him.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Have you ever heard of this guy. We've heard of
the whole Kogan. He would have loved you, just not
the color of your skin. Don't bang. His daughter is
really against people of color banging. His daughter really hates it.
That's his pillow talk.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
So I would see it and I was I didn't
understand the attraction. I didn't understand the draw to it,
you know what I mean. And then the whole thing,
like you know, it's fake and it's fake, and it's
fake and it's fake and it's scripted and this is
and this.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
And it's like so what like I just everything else,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah, like so much of it, you know, And I
watch a lot of reality TV, and I'm like, which,
now that I'm older and I have seen a lot
more of it because my son's obsessed with it. I
don't know wherehere that came from, but he loves it.
And so now that I've seen more of it with
(06:48):
like you guys and with him and stuff like that,
I'm sorry. And my husband likes it, like Matt likes it,
So you know, I I've seen a lot more of it,
and I'm like, oh, this is just this is just
ninety fiance without the vows, Like, that's that's what right, Yeah,
this is this is a more buff version of RuPaul's
drag race. Great, I can get down with that same
amount of glitter, same amount of lights.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yes, let's god.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That's still the best episode of.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Smarty Pants on drop Out TV where she made the
argument that rest per wrestling is drag and so it
was just a whole ten minute presentation about like there's this, there's.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
This, all the parallel that's what it is.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
That's what I Yeah, I was saying that. My sister
was like, what are you going to talk about? I ask,
I don't know. I honestly see it as just a
more buff version of RuPaul's drag race. You know, this
is this is just an intense lip syn for your life.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
That's what all these are, you know. So yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Well, I mean let's try and run down some of
like the hot topics, because we're going to talk about
like little things that are going on in the wrestling world.
We're trying and explain them to you as best we can,
and then we're going to try and watch as much
of a match as we possibly can to try and
get you through.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
It and try and get you through Italy.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah, I mean, because I know that you're pressed for
time today, So I mean that's the only thing permitting.
So okay, what's going on in the world of wrestling
and we'll explain it to her.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
So Becky Lynch controversy on her promo on Monday night.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yes, yes, she was in Birmingham, England, right, that's the UK.
She was in Birmingham and she was Becky Lynch is
a bad guy, also known as a heel.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh, I know.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
The only reason I know that is because you guys
told me that when John Cena turned, because you guys
were more emotional than I felt a human being should be.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
And yeah, and I didn't understand it, but that.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Is I took away from that heel equals villain.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yes, yes, yeah, the opposite of a baby face. So
and so Becky Lynch was cutting a promo and.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Uh, you look like you're trying to turn heel. That's
what That's what this says.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
That's what it is. That makes sense, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I'm going to get there, guys.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
I'll tell you to the train tracks and have a
beer afterwards.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
So she was cutting the promo and she said the
best thing ever coming out of Birmingham died a couple
of weeks ago as means of referencing Ozzy Osbourne and
so she said that the crowd booed because they're like, hey,
we're awesome too, but in an accent. And apparently there
was like some backlash About's daughter.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, Kelly like demanded that wwe do an apology, and
it's like, she's not bashing.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Isn't she? I was gonna say, isn't she praising.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Praising Ozzy and bashing Birmingham.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I just think Kelly's just recently lost her father.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And she just absolutely feelings and whatever act if she
sings in for sure. So yeah, so I think, yeah,
that is it was.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
It was a strange thing, but so that the other
thing and this kind of gets into the rest of it.
We talked about Nikki bell a lot. I feel like,
but this past few weeks, everybody's been wanting to talk
about how she has a high sex drive and she
open about it. Yeah, and it's a shame. It's really
a shame that like her being forty and wanting to
(10:05):
have sex, yeah is a bad thing.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Like, yeah, I think that's normal.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
For forty, Like, I mean, your sex drive goes up
at that age, Like it's just I think that's normal.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah when she I think we're like on a year
now of her and Artem being divorced. So she's divorced.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, she's a single mom. She's divorced. Let her be horny.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yeah, you know, I don't understand that.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
I mean, this goes far outside of the wrestling world,
but I just don't understand. You know, it doesn't matter
to what degree the celebrity is in. We always just
put them under this micro microscope, you know, in this
magnifying glass of just like, well, look what they're doing.
Look what they're doing, Like the Phelps, Michael Phelps smoked wheed.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Let him smoke weed. Look what he's Look what he
has done.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Let the man relax for decorated stoner, right.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Let him smoke weed, you know, like, and so she
has a high sex drive at forty.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Yeah, get in line, yes, get it girl. Good for you.
It'd be weird if you didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Well, how much like men are praised for like getting
laid and wanted to do their thing, but we're like,
oh no, but a woman can't be open about talking
about liking sex, right, do it, lady, Lady go go
speaking about sex lives. Yes, Naomi. This was last Monday,
but we didn't get to record. Naomi got to announce
(11:27):
that she's pregnant.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yes, Proceeds.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
This is interesting because like the current one of the
current women's champions. Yeah, she just won the championship in
summer slammed, wasn't it or a little bit before, I
want to say.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
It was the cash.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah, she cashed in I think right before summertime because
their triple Threat was the summer sign So July she
won the championship and it's been a long time coming,
and it's been a long time coming because she's been
a wrestler for a long time in the company and
she's had the championship before, but this run has been
because she's been a heel, so she's been a bad guy.
(12:03):
But she just announced that, Yeah, she got pregnant. I
was just like, how long have you been pregnant or
you kind of like lightweight pregnant when you were wrestling
in that triple threat match, because I know, like that's
happened before, like Page her her mom was pregnant with
her when she was wrestling in the indies. Yeah, she
was like pretty pregnant, she was still wrestling.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Oh my god, oh yeahangs.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So yeah, so she came out and announced that she
is pregnant and she her husband is also a wrestler.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Wow, yeah, Jimmy.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
But it was such an interesting talk of like her
promo A. I loved her talking to Adam Pierce, Adam Versus,
the manager general manager for raw and he was bringing
her out and she just got to let her hormones fly,
like telling him, yeah, to get out of the ring.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Well, he was like, congratulations on behalf of the entire roster.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
And she's like, shut the hell up at him. Nobody
asked you giving up my belt, giving you my belt.
I relinquished my title before, and I ain't giving you shit.
So get to step in.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
My pregnant My pregnancy hormones are going like a disco.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I was there.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
I was like, this is what every pregnant woman wants
to be able to say to everybody, like just how
she's feeling.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
And then he got out of the rings.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
She's like, I hope you trip on those church shoes
and then gave her big.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
And then just the praise of like you should all
be thinking one person, Big Jim, her husband, and it's
like essentially you're saying for not pulling out.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Which I am going to petition that we can somehow
uh collaborate Big Jim with Slim Jim because Slim Jim
is one of the sponsors for WWE, to the point
where now.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
The tables that they put people through have like a
slim Gym logo on it.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Stop, so they call them like, oh, you got to
put through the slim Gym table now because there's sponsors everywhere.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, Like the whole ring.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Now is decorated with sponsors, like and so now the
tables are slim Gym sponsor.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
But her husband's Big Jim.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
So now everybody's been given love the Big Gym for
doing the least, which is you know, staying in. Yeah,
although she was on Twitter like talking about like the
only person who's giving me backshots are Big Gym, and
I'm like, damn, get a girl. And so yeah, so
everybody's been praising him for doing the least amount.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
But I was gonna say, I wouldn't be surprised if
she still does some behind the scenes things just to
keep the character going and alive and everything that that.
I love it. I think it's hilarious and her laugh
is amazing, pretty good. Yeah, that was all the wrestling
sex stuff I have on my.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
List enough, all right, I mean we figured you would
like it.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
It all had to do with the women in the
company and company and yeah, sexy stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
All right.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
So we got a match that we're gonna have you
watch with us, and we're going to talk about it
as it's happening. So I'll start playing it here and
we'll kind of give you the intro that is Lowlavice. So,
now what this matches the people who are listening and watching,
they probably know there is there are many different wrestling organizations.
So WWE is like the king top cream of the crop,
(15:16):
like doesn't get any higher up.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And as far as wrestling companies.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And WWE, yeah, then further down it's like AEW is
a different company, GNA, and then there's Triple A. And
now Triple A is Lucia Libre Wrestling, so Mexican wrestling sure,
which you know, lots of flips, masks, things like that,
and so now I don't know if WW owns Triple
(15:40):
A or they have like a portion of it.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I know they announced it when we were at WrestleMania, but.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeahhere, yeah, we were all over the place of WrestleMania.
So there's an affiliation now with Triple A and WW
and they've done a couple of crossover shows where the
wrestlers from WWE kind of collaborate and wrestle some of
the wrestlers from Triple A libre wrestlers.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So this is a mixed tag team match.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Mixed tag means that there's gonna be men and there's
women in the match as well, on the same team
against each other.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
So his name is hamburg Asa.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
That is Nino hamburg Asa, which translates, well.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
That's Hamburger boy hamburg Yeah, Nino Nino hamburg Asa.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Look at him, right, Like, isn't that just everything you
imagine and envision a wrestler to be.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Our thing is like, look at how small his calves.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Caves are so small for what's going on.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Right, for being not only a pro wrestler, but or
pro anything.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Right, Yeah, yeah, Like he's drawn like a Pixar character,
you know, like just exaggerated, you know, features on these
tiny little ankles.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
He's got calves like four Ky's arms.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
These are like.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Trash pipe cleaner.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Pipe cleaner calves.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Caves.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I also love thee and Hamburger.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Oh there to get Okay, it's the tinsel bitch. Okay.
I was like there, they look like they're in the wrong.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
They're on the same team. This is our favorite coming
out right now.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
This is this is mister Iguana. Mister Iguana comes out.
So yeah, he's got his old here. Oh, this is
gonna be the best. We're so excited to show you
this match. As soon as we saw it, we were like,
this is the mass, this is the match we have
to show.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
This was just a couple of weekends.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
This is a couple of weekends ago that this happened.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
So mister Iguana that is his Iguana puppet that he
wrestles with, and so he crawls out to the ring
and this.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Is just this is insane to me.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
It's just it's like, yes, it's like drag, It's like Halloween.
It's like Spirit Halloween store.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
And then the amount of sane adults like with careers
that's been fucking tons of money to go and watch.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Grown vote who can buy cigarettes and rent cars.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Well, go that's yeah. Look mostly kids there.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
And he's practiced that flip with that practiced mister on
his face.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Oh my, he has been.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Mister Iguana since two thousand and nine. That is how
long he has been mister iguana. I looked up his age, Yes,
was it thirty seven seven?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
So he's been mister Iguana almost as long as you
and I have been doing standing almost. Yeah, you doing
stand up a year longer than he's been mister Iguana.
So yeah, he's the third member of the Triple A
team and now coming out as the WWE team, which
is the.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Judgment three against three, okay.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Three against three Judgment Day is coming out with four.
So Rox and Perez the little one right there, she
is going to be spectating on the side of the ring.
But the man with the mask who is going to
take it off very soon, that is Finn balor uh.
And then we've got Raquel Rodriguez, and then and then
(19:06):
j D McDonough right, because I always want to call
him mcnugent, and that's not as less.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Talked about him.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
And we've talked about I know, right, we've talked about
j D. Because he's got a large head.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
He gets the running joke with the no the guy right.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
There with the vest on over there.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Now, Finn Valor is just an international sex symbol really,
That's That's mostly what Finn Balor is known for.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
He's got like a twelve pack and uh Irish accident.
He's Irish, right, I.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Believe him and Becky came up together.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yes, yeah, so he's Irish.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
So but yeah, they are currently the Tiger Champions for
w w E, and then Raquel and Roxanne are the former.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Women Champion Team champions as well.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yes, so yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Then Roxanne's the newest to the group. It was somebody
else named Live Morgan. The Morgan got injured and Rocks Dane.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Ron stepped in, was stepping in. Yes, she's joined the
judgment day now and so yeah, so.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
You're allowed to bring the stuffy in here like this, Wait,
why can you have a puppet?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
So, because he the puppet is a part of his wrestling.
Sometimes he'll do certain things with his hand with the
puppet on it. So this is kind of like back
in the day we had Mick Foley who was mankind
and he had mister Socko, which was essentially a gym
sock that he would stuff in his pants and he
would pull that out, and he had drawn a smiley
(20:37):
face on the sock, and he would put the sock
on his hand, and he'd give you the mandible claw,
which is when you like down their throat and try
and submit people by sticking fingers down your throat.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
So doing a move cod with your this is pre
covidre COVID things.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
This is pre like staph infection screening. Like this is
before anyone gave me.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
No one cared. It was the wild, wild West out there.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
None of these people got teed app tests or shots
at all. So so yeah, as long as you're doing
a wrestling move with your hand, but there's a puppet
over your hand, that's not technically a foreign object, so
it's not a disqualification.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
That seems very sketch.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I mean, do you think the puppet's gonna do something?
They can't give it.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
An unfair advantage with the iguana puppet.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah, you guys don't know where that iguana he's cheating.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
You know what iguana could do is he loading the iguana.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Story he's putting like a horseshoe inside the iguana like
bugs bunny, Right, right. So yeah, so it said, well, no,
we can't have that. Finn Bala just tagged in he
wants to wrestle Lola. That can't happen.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
But look at that. Yeahs scaring him.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
But if they come up with yesterday, his facial expressions
are like Steve and Steve O from Jackass.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah wow, right, isn't that the mashup?
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Oh man, hold on, stop stop, oh man, that messed
up some stuff for me, right right.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Steve from Blues Clues just.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Came back, man, and you know, like he's doing God's
work now, you know, I mean, I love him so much.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Everybody does, absolutely. So here we go, nice little flip.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh yeah, this is the exciting thing with like Luca
Libre wrestling is man, the flips and all the acrobatics
that they do.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
It's gorgeous and I get it like it's.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
You know, scripted, like fight choreography whatever, like all this
stuff is you know, is now is the ring like
it's it's it's moving right, like it's cushion these falls right,
like isn't it doesn't it like no shocks or whatever?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
No what underneath?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
So there's a movie that came out recently called Ironclaw,
which was about an old wrestling family from back in
the day, the von eric family and Zach Efron and
the actor who was in that show, The Bear and Shameless,
they were in it and they got asked on the
red carpet. They're like, what was it like taking your
first bump inside the ring? And they were like, extremely painful.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I don't know why I thought there would be any
give at all.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
I always I always thought that it was just like, yeah, sure,
it's on like springy kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
You ask any wrestler what moves hurt, it's usually some
type of slam in the ring, just like power bomb hurts,
choke slam hurts, anything that you're coming down on that, Yeah,
it hurts.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
And what it Alice knows because we interviewed al Snow
a couple weeks ago on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
He said they did a study, like a scientific study
that like just going from like standing to falling down
on the mat is like the same impact as getting
hit with a car at twenty miles per hour or something,
so like everything more fat, right, Yeah, if you're picked
up and dropped.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Higher up through table, sure flowers.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, so yeah, the only things in wrestling that are
really kind of pulled and fabricated is the punches, the
kicksion and a lot of the submission holds are kind
of just glorified stretches to help them kind of bridge
the gap to conserve energy throughout the match. But right
now we've got Nino hamburg Asa in here doing all
(24:32):
the big work and the heavy lifting.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
We got he's lifting. Anything's relaxed, that's.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
True, except for maybe the hamburgers that he put on
the outside of the ring. There's two hamburgers.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
He brought.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
What he brought hamburgers.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
You don't call yourself Nino hamburg Asa dressed like that,
and you don't have hamburgers within ten feet of view.
That's like the opposite of like, you know, pedophiles in
school districts. It's just like you can't be within ten
of the school. He can't be ten feet away from right.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Which is why I'm surprised they're not in his pockets.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Like that's the good place to keep it, right, I mean.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
I want him to take one out right now before
he jumps on someone, like take a bite and then.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
And then jump on some you know, like promise.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
You that that's happened before. Oh that's a rough one. Yeah,
the leg drop that got.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So he's just landing on his ass from that middle
rope and ow, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Not good.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I think we saw Chelsea Green in the WWE Behind
the Scenes documentary they did. They were like, oh, yeah,
can you give a leg drop off the top rope.
She's like, I've never done that before. Let me try,
and so she tried it in rehearsal the day that
day earlier with the crash pad in the ring.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Sure she did it and she landed. She's like, great,
I just peede a little like just because of the stop.
So yeah, no, it's uh, it's not fun.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
And that's also why Stone Cold Steve Austin's back is
so messed up, because his finishing move is a stunner
where he just drops down to his ass with the
person's chin on his shoe. Older and years of doing
that to people royally fucked up his back. Hulk Hogan
doing the running leg drop, just the regular one, not
off the top rope, just like dropping that.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
That messed up.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, any move where you're just coming just straight down
to your ass, the more you do that, yeah, it's
just messing up your back.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
That's why you have to be really particular with what
finisher you decide to.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yes, it's like, all right, whatever finish are you doing,
You're going to do that every match almost, So you
really gotta think about it because this is going to
be something that happens for a prolonged.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Period a long time, A long time. Yeah, absolutely so.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
But I love the juxtaposition of Ninil Hambergaseer being in
here against Finn Balor because that's both ends of the spectrum.
You know, You've got this this giant man who you know,
does look like he smells like hamburgers, and then Finn Balor,
who could not be sexier.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
No, that's JD.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
McDonough don no, no, no no mc no no no
no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
That's all I could think of. No no, no, no no
no no no no no no no.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
That's what we're going to refer to him now though. No, no, no, no, no, that's.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
The underground world, dude. That sound is.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
He had a mushroom.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That's why his head is twice the size of a
normal Yeah, we've never changed. Yeah, it didn't go it
never went down, like, yeah, so long, getting in there,
get it girl, right on with you and your whale tail. Absolutely, well,
there we go. See Lola is getting active on the outside.
(27:39):
You love to see it.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
So you can all go once.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
I mean you're not you're not not supposed they're.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Outside doing their own thing.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
And now we've got and they're not supposed to technically
be the two of them.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
And these are what these are like timed like do
you and when is this over? When someone says they.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Know how long their match is supposed to be. That's
also the secretive job of the referee, is the referee
is he looks like he's telling them to stop doing
certain things, but he's feeding them just like you got
five minutes.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, he's got a ear piece and the people in
the back are telling him like how much time they have?
Oh really?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Now you get to see the puppet in.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
It's in his mouth.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, slaps it across his crotch as you do, yeah,
chops him down put yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Oh oh good, oh oh it's talking.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Oh yeah, he's got it up now. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
See how happy he is. He's in his happy place.
It's like happy Gilmore. But he's got a puppet. You know,
that's what makes you stand the paint.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
I would be sweating so much. I mean it's like,
what is this paint?
Speaker 4 (28:44):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
You can see some of it's coming off.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
I would get it everywhere. It would be absolutely just completely.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
You'd think it would get in your eyes.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
The makeup that they're able to use the paint and everything, Like,
I'm always pretty impressed even with like the female wrestlers
with most of their makeups staying I think the only
ones that always.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
It would sweat off to just you wouldn't be able
to comprehend what I'm supposed to, what I'm trying to
relay with my make and.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Most stay on. I think the ones that had the
hardest time was when Ronda Rousey was doing like the
big shadow eyes and everything. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
This is the this is the moment that we were like,
we have to show.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
You what's that? What's in his hands?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
That something in his hand? I don't know. Look how
looks confused?
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Oh what's uh?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
It's a little demon puppet. No way, it's oh my god,
Oh my god, is the best.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
So that is a puppet that we just learned about
when this match happened that nobody knew about called Demonito
because Finn Balor has an alter ego where he dresses
like that and his character is called the Demon Finn Balor,
and so he'll do like paint on his face, he
does his hairlines that and so you talk.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
About this with such a straight face like this is wild,
this is this is just this is life.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yeah you do.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
That's a crazy ass puppet.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
And then here look at this hamburger. He's eating hamburgers.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Okay, thank you so much. And then this guy man
really wants to be relevant.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
You got a puppet.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Look at this, I got hamburger.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Look at that? Look at that whopper?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Here you go, come on, always so nice?
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Is it poison?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
We're sharing it? Look at that?
Speaker 3 (30:35):
He wants them to go against his diet.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Yeah yeah, I mean, like you don't get apps like that.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
But the car, the puppet just gave him the Okay.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Oh man, you found his achilles dude one weakness. A
bite of burger.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Over the top rope. We oh no, we got him. Okay,
let's get the rope in the middle and here we go.
Here comes the train.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
There he goes.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
And then yeah it looks like yeah, I would grab
my leg too, like landing on those calves like that.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Man, Come on, now, what are we doing?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Yeah, poor guy?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Oh kicked to the crotch. Oh, another one and let's
do another one. Four is the term. There you go
and an elbow. Yeah, and I think we get a
run in. They got that puppet for sale.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Now, yes, yes, yeah, so I think that night.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I believe.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
I believe that.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah, you could buy cheeseburgers anywhere anywhere that sells cheeseburgers.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
You could buy really. Oh yeah it's a new thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
McDonald's just started carrying bus. That's a run in. Yeah,
that's a.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I wish I hadn't had that.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Just coming and.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Running in a match to foearm, shiver somebody and then
run out, chasing.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Chasing, hate my potato salad.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
So this move hurts chokes.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Yeah there and then we're done.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Boom boom boom oh bye bit.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
By bit perfect there you go. So wow, it's the match. Wow. Yeah,
so the judgment day wins. Yeah, do you know how
much that puppet is?
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Did you look at did not shut up the demonito?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I want to guess let's take guess.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Okay, hold on, is this sold like at a oh
the shop?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Okay, so that's legit, yes, okay, how much?
Speaker 5 (32:41):
No way, hold on, I'm gonna say seventy four ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Okay, one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Okay, hey, price is right, I won.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
That's true. Yeah, one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
One hundred dollars for that puppet.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
I mean, but it's all the hair.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
It's all the hair on top of ribbons.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Yeah, it's the piece, the pieces a flair, you know that.
It's yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
It's a lot.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Yeah, it's kind of it's got kind of a kiss
kiss tongue, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah, yeah, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
It is.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
It is very pageantry, it is.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
I do like the pageantry of it, the you know, showmanship,
you know, dedication.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
Oh sweet, yeah, you know.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
I mean I'd have to wax for weeks before I
did war any of that, right. One tip would just
knock them out, like how are they harnessed in there? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
It's impressive that the women stay in their outfits as
often as well.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
It used to be like, I don't know if it's
the case now because now like raws on Netflix, But
the women used to get fined if anything slipped on
live TV, if you showed anything, they would get fined
by the network because you can't wear.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
TV fourteen somewhere around or something.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Wow. But still, yeah, they get fined for that. So
that means back in the like Lita she got she
got mega find because her.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Whole titty was out Monday night Roth remember that? Oh
yeah that was school night.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Whoa whoa Stephanie McMahon, like she took a pedigree, which
is like both of your show her and it was
from her husband. She was all her head is between
his legs, she's down, looking down and he's got both
of her arms like behind her back but tied up and.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Her tits were just and he didn't know. And so
she's just gotta like wait for him. She's just.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Can't do anything, man.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
So so yeah, so what did you think of the match?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Uh? There was a lot going on.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
You know, I feel like I'd have to watch it
three or four more times to get it all because
there's so many people that I still don't know whose
aunt that was, like what she part of the the
not the Green Crew.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
She was.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
She was part of Triple I, So yeah, she was,
she was part of that. That's why she came in
to try and catch Roxande, the WWE wrestler.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Yeah, and actually I was looking at the color schemes,
you know, because yeah, she didn't have any green on,
because that seemed to be the common denominator with the
with that crew, you know. So, I don't know, it's
just it's like, do you go into wrestling knowing that
this is like where you want to go? Like did
he know he wanted to be in Iguana like when
he was nine? You know, Like it's just how do people.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
I'd imagine that's something that comes later.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
It's just like you chart wrestling and you get good
at the moves and everything. Then you're like, all right,
well it's just like you just keep doing it and
then eventually you find your voice.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
Sure sure, very iguana esque.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
So I think when I was reading when he started,
he was originally a heel, and then I think that
was the goal, and you know, I don't know the
whole saga, but eventually I think like people just like
people loved it so much that he turned.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Sometimes they try and like create a character that's supposed
to be a bad guy, but people were.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Like, we love this guy.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah, and it's like, yeah, they have to then be
a good guy because people just love them too much.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
You have to be I mean, I mean that's what
was happening in this.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
I feel like so many like you know, sometimes villains,
you know, like you know Ursula, Like I love Ursula,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
She's not good, she's not turning good.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
I mean, she hasn't had any more shots, like keep
giving her shots and maybe right exactly, I mean spear
through the titties. She's she's done.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
So yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Shots, that's true. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
So our last question for you, oh that we like
to ask people, especially people who don't like wrestling, if
you could come up with your own wrestling gimmick for
you god, gimmick, persona name, whatever it is, all of
the above.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Oh what would it be?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
I don't know. Well, right now I'm wearing a People
Parrots shirt.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
I know, but it's stained with breast smoke. My husband
literally like, you couldn't go out like that, And I
think I think it's breast smoke because of where the
stains are that would be where my moves are if
I didn't have my bronze.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Oh right, because they I mean, yeah, I didn't see
him down there, I know, because.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
They're hidden by the Yeah, they tucked, they tucked underneath.
So I was like, it's fine. So I feel like
I feel like, of course I did. Yeah, I have to.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
But right now, so much of my identity is centered
around breastfeeding. Yeah, because it's something that I do so much,
So it would have something to do. It would have
something to do with. Yeah, I feel like my wrestling
persona every single day. It would change, you know, like
it would be how do I feel today?
Speaker 4 (37:43):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (37:44):
I like that guy doesn't wake up feeling like an
iguana on a daily basis. You know some days, you
know he wants to be a beautiful butterfly, and I
think he should be, you know. Yeah, So I just think,
like right now, mine would, Yeah, I would. I would
probably be and I would splash in her face and yeah,
just like prote boost.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
You know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
I love the idea of a gimmick of like you
coming out and trying to like breastfeed the other female wrestler.
If they were down and she just put both of
her tips on your like they couldn't breathe, Like that'd
be your finisher.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
And then.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
And just like yeah and then on you like longevity
was like it's like a reverse.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Because a slipper hold is like they're facing that way
and you get behind them and you grab their neck
and you give them the submission that way hers would
they would be facing inside and you just grab It's yeah,
it's it's a motive.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
And that's all I do is I put kids to sleep.
So it's like, you know, I'll put them asleep, I'll
tuck them in. I'll bring a little thing that'll be
my thing. I'll just tuck him in and put a
you know, yeah that's my that's my stuffy. I'll give
him a stuffy Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Perfect and walk off.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Nia Jacks would love this, yo, because nia Jax requested
the stink face from Rhea Ripley. So Re Ripley is
who shirt I'm wearing, and so she very much so
has She's known for her ass. She's got a very
nice ass.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
A lot of these women, I mean, you do this like,
I mean, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yeah, But there's an old wrestler from the nineties that Frakishi,
and he was like this big kind of like samoan wrestler,
but he wore a thong and so he would like
the wrestlers would like go down in the corner of
the ring and he would just turn around and lift
his up, back it up and give him the stink face.
And so but now at like house shows, Rhea Ripley
(39:48):
has been doing that to like Nia Jacks when they wrestle.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
What's house shows like not on TV, So there's an audience,
but it's just not televised.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
It's not televised, but they just do what that's.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
When there are more than so they can get away whatever.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, they have more fun. Oh my god, there's no stories.
It's just like these are the matches.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Everybody's wrestling tonight and they get to go out and
just working out. Yeah, that's where we've seen clips of
like people recording Ria doing the stink face on Naya.
We also know Naya is a freak, so she requested Yeah.
Ria was like, yeah, no, she asked me to do that,
and it's like fun.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yes, So I think she would also ask you to
do the the go to sleep titty.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Yeah, mine would be yeah, the sleeper titty, Yeah, sleeper titty.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Well, we thank you for coming on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Hey, you know, I did not know what to expect
and it's scary. Yeah, not so scary.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
And we got to talk about breast.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
I mean if, yeah, if you shave that mustache off,
I'd feel a lot more comfortable.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
But yeah, next time when we have you on the
Parenting Podcast, I will be clean shaving promise on my
fan Go ahead and let people know where to follow
you online and anything you want to promote coming out.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Oh gosh, what am I doing? I'm Instagram.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
I'm at Chocnilla, which is C A jo C and
I l l A half chocolate, half vanilla. You can
find me there, TikTok. I'm Chelsea dot beers. I'm my
website Chelsea Beers dot com. And my special That's So
Stupid is free on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Go check it out.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
It's called That's So Stupid. Oh I said that twice.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
It's so stupid.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
That's so stupid.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Up. Well, thank you so much for coming on.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Yay.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
All right, and any people be watching listening, like share, subscribe,
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