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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Quiet Please, Quiet please. The Mutual Broadcasting Systems was then
(00:34):
Quiet Please, which is written and directed by Willis Cooper
and features Ernest Chappell. Quiet please for tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It is called You're Good Dog, Darlings and comes to
you transcribe from our studios and unions.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Are you marrieders? Well except Mike and congratulations? I was
married once? Oh no not. Now I have a dog.
Uh she's around somewhere arounder something and behind something, waiting
for tension that my ankles are in sick more serious
injury if she can, uh Concker spaniel, an evil little
beast named Olivia. Yes, it is rather a strange name
(01:18):
for a dog. I agree, But you see, my wife
was named Olivia to shut up Olivia, Olivia, dear Olivia
tried to have a mind of her own. But then
Olivia had a mind of her own, dear dear, oh
really did. While I was married to Olivia, I was
(01:38):
never allowed to smoke in a house. I had to
get out of the basement and sit in front of
the furnace when I wanted to smoke. Now I invite
your attention to the pipe rack. That's uh, not one pipe,
but fourteen pipes. One for each day of the week,
and one for each night. And I smoked whenever I wanted. Now,
for example, that so many times I wanted to say
(02:06):
that to my wife, so many times I wanted to
talk my wife.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I even thought of murdering, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh h no. Now I can say shut up, olive
here whenever I want, if I can even suck, you
will live here if I feel like it. If I could,
uh h h no, I wouldn't murder you will live here?
Why no, darling, being a dog tough enough, isn't it.
(02:41):
I don't suppose you ever met an Entsyclopedia salesrom before,
did you? H? Socially? I mean, I may have called
upon you at your home, possibly, but I doubt you'd
remember me. That's one of the secrets of success is
the sales of Encyclopedia pays to.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Submerge one's own personality in the personality of the product.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
No man, however, Impressie, can possess the sheer.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Impact contain the most twenty four volume sound and a
half Morocco, complete with index and merely supplemented yours for
only eight dollars a month.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
What for Heaven's Things? Excuse me, do excuse me. You
can understand, though, why it is that I've I've been
something of a success in my profession. I live, eat, drink,
and sleep and psyche the people that be still on
the men. Yeah so, Livy, you know, don't you dollars? Uh,
(03:33):
I'm not going to talk to him. I did.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I was saying, uh, oh, why not.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Head me? I think to be getting out of my
minded I must do something about that.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I was saying that an encyclopedia is not only a coachable.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Thing to have around one sound so, but it's actually
useful as well as ornamental. One can find the most
amazingly useful ideas in an encyclopedia. Some things you never
just texteas and you.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh my oh, I'm not trying.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
To study an encyclopedia, sir. It it's really after hours.
Although I always say that a true salesman keeps snow
off the dollar if he's he's something like a soldier.
I always feel that facing three h did you hear that?
Not just the way my wife used to watch whenever
I thought the doll mm, Olivia, You're wonderful, but shut
up darning or proper will smack your caboos for you
(04:29):
with a slipper. Oh that's like you wait, you say, well,
I shall buy another one. I shall buy a pair
of the strict that you see your little dog do
live here? Human beings have addantage just the little dogs
don't have. Human beings can go to stories if you
buy it, and little dogs? Can you get? Stop to
(04:51):
him in pie? No could he hat? No new farm comfort,
no new shoes, not a thing hear me that? Uh what?
Oh sure she's crying. Oh, let your cries a lot
when I talk to her like that? All you know,
(05:16):
an encyclopedia is a one MIOTENTI just think what the
encyclopedia has done for me. Oh yes, I I make
it surprisingly the comfortable living sir by telling it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
But I suspect that I am probably the only encyclopedia salesman.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
In the world who reads his product. It has taught
me a great seal. H Let me give you an example.
Just uh, you likes any volume there random? Just anybody?
Oh uh, this one good? Not in six math to
not my Isn't that a coincidence? People? And Olivia sees
(05:55):
what a coincidence it is? Just you know, this party
and don't see me. You certainly do that.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Shut up there, It really is the same face, you know,
co incident.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Think that you should take this vodunce. Look look how
it opened, he how it opens the page three thousand,
one hundred and forty ten old Idea'll be quiet, uh
worth it paid three thousand, one hundred and forty thousand.
You see the heading on that page. Read it yourself
(06:29):
ninety to four minutes. Yes, sir, that was Olythia's downfall.
Oh I didn't believe in that it either, but I
was awfully tired of Olyvia. Well, I won't tell you
all the things you did the shid lunch. There's two
(06:49):
or three other volumes on itself there that are pretty
well summed, the one labeled poise or something else, and
the one labeled mur or something else. But this this hm, now,
look this formula here.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Read it?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
No, no, no, don't read it all.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I'll read it till you.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
No, I won't read it all to.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Him over here. One dog is enough here lessen hay guy,
the rubber bout high rang. Be this one. The more
human kind, be this one, the man, the woman, the art,
be this one. Third and pod see this one hanged
(07:37):
and clod be this one dog? Do you feel stranger?
Do you feel your hackles begin to rise? About Laurie?
I won't read it all. Look at or here see
(07:58):
a good dog dolling? Oh? Why, oh, yes, that's right, sir.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yes, I tried it one night, one night after Olivia.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
My wife had been exceptionally cryed. Uh she gone to bed.
I went upstairs with a SPIEUM opened the page three thousand,
one hundred and forty seven in my hair. Well, if
you're a charming in her sleep.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
She was a a pappy blonde hair, just the color
of the little cocker there. If all I did was
read before them all the way through, and as I
whispered the last words, the ones I didn't read for you.
Why then on the bed was the cutest.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Little cocker spaniel you ever saw, all tangled up in
a night down.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Why how do you do sir? You remember me Rover Haze,
the Encyclopedia sales Ran. I knew that would place me
with you.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You remember I said when we.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Last thought that I fight of submerged finality and that
of my products. You can't oh Olivia Olivia's five, Thank you,
Olivia's in fine fetter. I'm taking home a muzzle for her.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yes, I've just got to do something about it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
She bet my wife again today? Oh yeah, Oh I'm sorry. Yes,
I'm married again. I know one would think, what is
that old broberb once? This is quite shy, well, but
really Olivia never bit me, not until lafter our little
the Evening with page three thousand and one other be
forty self, and now she's going to be muzzle. Well,
(09:44):
I suppose it's just because I simply can't resist women.
That was one of the things that Olivia objected to.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It made seems quite unpleasant.
Quiet Please, Quiet please. The Mutual Broadcasting Systems was then
(00:34):
Quiet Please, which is written and directed by Willis Cooper
and features Ernest Chappell. Quiet please for tonight.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It is called You're Good Dog, Darlings and comes to
you transcribe from our studios and unions.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Are you marrieders? Well except Mike and congratulations? I was
married once? Oh no not. Now I have a dog.
Uh she's around somewhere arounder something and behind something, waiting
for tension that my ankles are in sick more serious
injury if she can, uh Concker spaniel, an evil little
beast named Olivia. Yes, it is rather a strange name
(01:18):
for a dog. I agree, But you see, my wife
was named Olivia to shut up Olivia, Olivia, dear Olivia
tried to have a mind of her own. But then
Olivia had a mind of her own, dear dear, oh
really did. While I was married to Olivia, I was
(01:38):
never allowed to smoke in a house. I had to
get out of the basement and sit in front of
the furnace when I wanted to smoke. Now I invite
your attention to the pipe rack. That's uh, not one pipe,
but fourteen pipes. One for each day of the week,
and one for each night. And I smoked whenever I wanted. Now,
for example, that so many times I wanted to say
(02:06):
that to my wife, so many times I wanted to
talk my wife.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I even thought of murdering, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh h no. Now I can say shut up, olive
here whenever I want, if I can even suck, you
will live here if I feel like it. If I could,
uh h h no, I wouldn't murder you will live here?
Why no, darling, being a dog tough enough, isn't it.
(02:41):
I don't suppose you ever met an Entsyclopedia salesrom before,
did you? H? Socially? I mean, I may have called
upon you at your home, possibly, but I doubt you'd
remember me. That's one of the secrets of success is
the sales of Encyclopedia pays to.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Submerge one's own personality in the personality of the product.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
No man, however, Impressie, can possess the sheer.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Impact contain the most twenty four volume sound and a
half Morocco, complete with index and merely supplemented yours for
only eight dollars a month.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
What for Heaven's Things? Excuse me, do excuse me. You
can understand, though, why it is that I've I've been
something of a success in my profession. I live, eat, drink,
and sleep and psyche the people that be still on
the men. Yeah so, Livy, you know, don't you dollars? Uh,
(03:33):
I'm not going to talk to him. I did.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I was saying, uh, oh, why not.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Head me? I think to be getting out of my
minded I must do something about that.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I was saying that an encyclopedia is not only a coachable.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Thing to have around one sound so, but it's actually
useful as well as ornamental. One can find the most
amazingly useful ideas in an encyclopedia. Some things you never
just texteas and you.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh my oh, I'm not trying.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
To study an encyclopedia, sir. It it's really after hours.
Although I always say that a true salesman keeps snow
off the dollar if he's he's something like a soldier.
I always feel that facing three h did you hear that?
Not just the way my wife used to watch whenever
I thought the doll mm, Olivia, You're wonderful, but shut
up darning or proper will smack your caboos for you
(04:29):
with a slipper. Oh that's like you wait, you say, well,
I shall buy another one. I shall buy a pair
of the strict that you see your little dog do
live here? Human beings have addantage just the little dogs
don't have. Human beings can go to stories if you
buy it, and little dogs? Can you get? Stop to
(04:51):
him in pie? No could he hat? No new farm comfort,
no new shoes, not a thing hear me that? Uh what?
Oh sure she's crying. Oh, let your cries a lot
when I talk to her like that? All you know,
(05:16):
an encyclopedia is a one MIOTENTI just think what the
encyclopedia has done for me. Oh yes, I I make
it surprisingly the comfortable living sir by telling it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
But I suspect that I am probably the only encyclopedia salesman.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
In the world who reads his product. It has taught
me a great seal. H Let me give you an example.
Just uh, you likes any volume there random? Just anybody?
Oh uh, this one good? Not in six math to
not my Isn't that a coincidence? People? And Olivia sees
(05:55):
what a coincidence it is? Just you know, this party
and don't see me. You certainly do that.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Shut up there, It really is the same face, you know,
co incident.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Think that you should take this vodunce. Look look how
it opened, he how it opens the page three thousand,
one hundred and forty ten old Idea'll be quiet, uh
worth it paid three thousand, one hundred and forty thousand.
You see the heading on that page. Read it yourself
(06:29):
ninety to four minutes. Yes, sir, that was Olythia's downfall.
Oh I didn't believe in that it either, but I
was awfully tired of Olyvia. Well, I won't tell you
all the things you did the shid lunch. There's two
(06:49):
or three other volumes on itself there that are pretty
well summed, the one labeled poise or something else, and
the one labeled mur or something else. But this this hm, now,
look this formula here.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Read it?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
No, no, no, don't read it all.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I'll read it till you.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
No, I won't read it all to.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Him over here. One dog is enough here lessen hay guy,
the rubber bout high rang. Be this one. The more
human kind, be this one, the man, the woman, the art,
be this one. Third and pod see this one hanged
(07:37):
and clod be this one dog? Do you feel stranger?
Do you feel your hackles begin to rise? About Laurie?
I won't read it all. Look at or here see
(07:58):
a good dog dolling? Oh? Why, oh, yes, that's right, sir.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yes, I tried it one night, one night after Olivia.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
My wife had been exceptionally cryed. Uh she gone to bed.
I went upstairs with a SPIEUM opened the page three thousand,
one hundred and forty seven in my hair. Well, if
you're a charming in her sleep.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
She was a a pappy blonde hair, just the color
of the little cocker there. If all I did was
read before them all the way through, and as I
whispered the last words, the ones I didn't read for you.
Why then on the bed was the cutest.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Little cocker spaniel you ever saw, all tangled up in
a night down.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Why how do you do sir? You remember me Rover Haze,
the Encyclopedia sales Ran. I knew that would place me
with you.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You remember I said when we.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Last thought that I fight of submerged finality and that
of my products. You can't oh Olivia Olivia's five, Thank you,
Olivia's in fine fetter. I'm taking home a muzzle for her.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yes, I've just got to do something about it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
She bet my wife again today? Oh yeah, Oh I'm sorry. Yes,
I'm married again. I know one would think, what is
that old broberb once? This is quite shy, well, but
really Olivia never bit me, not until lafter our little
the Evening with page three thousand and one other be
forty self, and now she's going to be muzzle. Well,
(09:44):
I suppose it's just because I simply can't resist women.
That was one of the things that Olivia objected to.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It made seems quite unpleasant.
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