May 7, 2025 • 45 mins
Lucas makes a difficult decision and the guys investigate some skeletons.
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hello, everyone, Welcome to Mythical Misfits. Who wants to recap
what happened last or should I just take over?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I think you should do it because it's been a
while since we've.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
It's been a while.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Stop really hard not to do it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Please.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
So where we last left off, the crew was going
to investigate an appearance of one of the troll remnants
that was left by Lucas they heard that it was
in a warehouse that belonged to the Velvet Knives. Having
shown up and kick an ass, Crumb then asked the
(00:51):
Velvet Knives to let Lucian silk Moreau know that the
rowdy Raven would.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Like to call for a truce.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
As such, they left and were preparing in a way
to head to the big city that lies north of Willesden.
That's where we will cut in, not directly, in fact,
we'll go to the next day. You guys had gone
back to the Raven, got a good night's sleep, and
(01:23):
you've woken up to the next morning and you've come
down to the surprise appearance of Aileen. Aileen is actually
sitting there with Derlin having a conversation. Surprisingly to you guys,
because last you hears she wanted to murder him. You
get down there in the normal breakfast fair is being
(01:44):
served oats mostly, some frieda egg, some bacon, and herb
is yammering on at one of the drunkards that's already
trying to order ale that early in the morning, and he.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Doesn't want to deal with them later.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So you guys see Aileen and Durlin talking to each
other and who goes down first. Crom goes down first,
and Jackie comes up. He's like, good morning, man, Hey,
So like this lady came in. She said she knew
you guys, and I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It was kind of weird earlier. First she kind of
put a knife to Durlan's throat.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
What's that all about?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, yes, what she said her name was, Oh God, Kyle,
you okay, No, what's the matter with you, buddy?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I think I caught a cold. Oh I'm sorry. I'll
make you some tea please. So, yeah, I guess I've
been talking. But they kind of, you know, calmed down
a little bit. And so she said something about trip.
They were gonna go north. I don't know she wanted
to see Lucas. But anyways, I'm gonna go make him
some tea. See you guys, Jack went extra whiskey please.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's like this early in the morning.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It's called I don't know what it's called, but I
need whiskey and tea and some lemon juice. All right,
I can make that happen.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
And the popular in the south.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Look, it's called shrot. Lucas is standing behind you, guys,
listening to this conversation and like attempt to like slowly
creep backwards, like to not get involved with the bullshit.
He sees everything going on.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
He's like, I hear the floorboard creak behind me. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Real stealthy some of them.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
What do you mean, I don't roll myself, mister DM
for this some of the food.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You hear creek here, the foorboard creek. I turned around.
He's like, Lucas, this is your fault.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
How is it my fault?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Because we are out there talking to you in the rain.
You know, at least I didn't have a loot, Otherwise
there'd be tear drops on my lute or rain drops
on my lute. Don't have a loot. It's just not
a loot.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
It's a reference to the song have you ever heard it?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You're the reason for the rain drops on my lute.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
I've never heard that song before.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It was real popular in the winter, touched areas. It's
really good. Actually who I oh no, but she's really fast.
God damn it, God damn it. But yeah, I know
we're out there in the rain talking to you the
other night, and I haven't been the same since.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Yeah, I'm sorry, it's all.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Right, you know what, anything for a good buddy, leaning
for a.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Hug, No, no, no, no, no, you're fine, you're fine,
you're fine.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You're kind.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Hurt me as well.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
And at this point all the coughing, Aileen and Irlin
are looking over at you, guys and crime. You walk
up hellow and was like hello Chrome, So uh I
met a friend again, and Ailen looks like, hello Chrome,
it's nice to see you.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
A hello.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Well, Cromwell sniff the air around them? What's he checking for?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
He's sniffing for sex? Do they smell like sex?
Speaker 7 (05:11):
Do they smell like here?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Those are trees? What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Words?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Shut up right now, it's cherry right smell pheromones?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
So what you're checking for?
Speaker 9 (05:26):
Pharamones?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Give me give me perception.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Wait, he saying the cowboys.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I'm sucking pharam. That sounds so much worse. Not a fan.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Here we go, p deception plus aids.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, that's gonna be a seventeen boss.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, yeah, you smell some chemistry.
Speaker 9 (05:58):
Crum, what's crumb? Can we move now? I don't understand.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
But did they do enough moving last night? Oh? All
that fast? No shoot with us? I know, but that's
shut up. Shut up. You only get giddy when it
comes to sex.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Crom I didn't know that, odd, did you can say
in his little b d as, like, what are we're
talking about? Like six billion? You're a beast and the bad?
I bet you?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
I mean, I know my weather around there.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Please, I can't laugh tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
What hurts?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I know my weather around of god hose.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Anyways, Berlin's like, I bet you do, boy, I bet
you do.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So uh this this wonderful lady here showed up this
morning and then surprised me with a nice good morn
jolt of a knife to my throats and.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Kicking it off real quick.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Well, you know, she was under the assumption that I
was the one that closed the destruction of the forest
around the logging camp and thanks to Jackie boy over
there and Jack's he comes out.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
With his tea.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
He's like, yeah, me, hey, and he said, well, he
kind of calmed her down, and I had the moment
to explain that I was not aware of what the
water in.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Can would do.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Some with a bad eyesight might call it a bucket,
but it was a watering car.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Oh, Onderlin, I hate to interrupt you real quick, but uh, Jackie,
can I have that tea please?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah? He gives it to you, thank you, and he
says well. So turns out that she also wants to
find the people that caused this, so you know they
is we know due to some information from from herb
that they headed north to the capital city and uh
we were planning yesterday to hit on out and uh,
(08:12):
as far as we can tell, Lucas, your mother's there
with him. Oh yeah, I mean, well that's what we've
been following the whole time. Boy.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Well, yeah, I kind of had no interest in her.
I just let her. I don't know. She left, that's
her choice, and I could care less.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But deep down it's killing you, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Sure? Sure maybe not in this so force have no
interest rate. Why would you want to know why the
woman they raised you, supposedly it was very good mother
in the past. Why the hell would she suddenly turn
evil and start poisoning the forest. I wouldn't want to
know at all. That scasulations, Kale. You know you got
(08:55):
a point.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I've never really caught onto like advances, especially from women,
or sarcasm.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I'm not a woman.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I know what I'm just saying. I've never That's one
of the things I never really catch onto is sarcasm
and women's advances on me. I thought shortened sword and
sheath was sharpening your sword.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Why would you shopper the sword putting it in a sheath.
That's why I'm supposed to protect it. You're not supposed
to dominice the edge of the sword in the sheath.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Like I said, man, I never caught on. Okay a
disappointed women.
Speaker 10 (09:23):
He shouts the jacket. You guys so bitter this early.
I have whiskey in my tea, want something I'd love
some Yeah? After that, I am sick of shit. Never
you want to catch your cold, No, I don't want
to catch you cold.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Crazy. The guy that's from the mountain, the frosty mountains,
caught the cold.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Sure, I'll lean in towards Ailen and be like, so
you guys heading to the big city together?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
And she leans in. She goes, yes, I was actually
ready to cut his throat this morning, but he explained
to me that he was tricked as well, and I.
Speaker 9 (09:58):
Figured that it was better to keep it my life.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
That's that's pleasant. So when's the ceremony, when's the death ceremony?
The wedding ceremony. You guys are getting along and like.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Discussed that kind of come over she know what. Her
cheese flushed a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
She like, no, didn't you guys the deed what?
Speaker 7 (10:20):
He told us that you held a knight to his
throat and he liked it.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
She looks.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
I did never said that, but I didn't hear you
complained like it winging on the ever, I did not
like it.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Was talking about it.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I understand that like human human goblin, but like I
don't have wings.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Who's human?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I'm a human?
Speaker 9 (10:46):
Yeah, but you said human twice. Lucas was a human, Okay,
I thought you're me.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
No, you're you're a humanoid, like a dwarf human except
for crumbs.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
A human he's got.
Speaker 9 (10:59):
I'm as.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Yeah, except those we're plant people, those aren't humanoids.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, remember that fungus thing you killed in the cave?
Two arms, two legs, and a big asshead.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Probably Herb comes out and he comes out from the back.
He's like, Oh, that's not very good, guys. What something's
happening around town?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
What's happening around town?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
So we got some reports that there's a skeleton coming
in town and then attacking people skeletons just this morning.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
I heard it from someone over there.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
So how reliable is this sorts? We haven't seen skeletons
in a fortnight. Wait, I don't think we've bottles skeletons.
I don't. It's unfortunate.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
So so I got a question for you.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Oh God, what's happening on the other side of the world?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I wish I knew?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
So they don't know, So you can't see what's happening
over there? No, So yes, think that there's nothing happening
over there?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Herb? What way too sick for this ship?
Speaker 9 (12:08):
You're the one that said, oh, I didn't see it,
so it's not happening.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
That was not verbatim.
Speaker 8 (12:14):
This is like one of those moments when new lives
trying to act smart and then someone calls them out
of their Bullshe and thought this was a problem to stop.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You know what, cro.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Do you guys have room for one more?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
And she says absolutely yes. I was actually going to
request that you follow it, you come with us, because
I figured that you would want to, you know, follow
the story to the end as much as we do.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
But Lucas, you're gonna leave us.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Derling kind of had a point. Never talked about it,
but I do kind of wonder whatever went wrong with
my mom. It's it's selfish.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Unsure if it's because Kyle's feeling a ton of emotions
or because his body is dressing so much pain from
being sick that he just starts crying.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
No, no, no, no, Kyle, No no.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Dude, I can't let my baby boy go. No no.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I want to hug you, but I can't.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Because you don't want to catch my This is when
it's on the other front and someone else is trying.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
I'm so sorrow.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
Is that true, Locus?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
You had no?
Speaker 7 (13:20):
Yeah, you know, it's it's my mom, and I think
some closure will be nice. And you know what, no disrespect,
but I just I don't think I'm fit to be
a raven.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
You know, no disrespect, but I agree, and I mean
that literally no, no.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Kyle, stop trying to cry.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Get your tears of drowned to crom all right, anyway,
I may not with literally no disrespect. You're a talented kid.
I could see that. I appreciate to help you if Kevin,
all the trains you're scrubbed and helping McShane and all that,
so thank you. But after our our exchange the other day,
(13:59):
I think that it might be better for you to,
you know, find your the past that you do. You
feel comfortable, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (14:09):
Yeah, and you know what I We're amended. I hold
no grudge, I hold no ill will, and I appreciate
the things you've taught me and the lessons I've learned,
you know, in your hospitality, and I appreciate you taking
care of me like your own. But you know, I
just I think that maybe, uh, you know, there's something
(14:30):
deep down that's that's just kind of itching at me.
And I've always ignored it to I checked the tattoo
as it grown.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
It has, Yeah, it's even it's covering almost your whole chest.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Though, Well, the tattoo isn't bothering me, per se, I
don't feel it, But it's more that you know my
mom sure, whatever, you know. I I hold my my
I hold my feelings to myself. But I'm not worried
about my mom. I wor worried about my at because like,
(15:02):
what part of the puzzle is the Is he that's
the problem?
Speaker 9 (15:05):
Yeah, well, leg have you heard about it from him?
Speaker 7 (15:08):
No, that's the problem. They both just disappeared.
Speaker 9 (15:10):
They both let Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Why why is my mom now poisoning the forest and
using a watering can that was used to spread life?
You know? Why has it been used in malpractice? And
where is my father?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
And all this?
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Because my father would never let this happen. You know,
I'm I see what my mom is doing, and I
don't like it, But I'm more worried about my father
because I know my father wouldn't allow this.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Well, Lucas he sticks out his gnarled old man hand
for a handshake, Hey, Worths, good, heaven you, thank you?
Do you shake his hand? Yeah? Okay, it's a lot
stronger than you'd expect. It's a nice firm grip, and
he shakes it really heartily, and he goes, have you
ever ever find yourself in Wilson again?
Speaker 9 (15:52):
You have a bed and a warm meal here, thank
you dish out ten percent off.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Wow, No proud him by day, Kyle.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
He kind of like slapped you with the back of
his hand on your belly, you know, And.
Speaker 9 (16:04):
He's like, I'm just messing with it.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Yeah, I mean you gotta you gotta pair of taxes
somehow exactly.
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
Right, yeah, don't worry. Yeah, I know your secrets safe
with me.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That's Texas, what taxas should be abolished?
Speaker 7 (16:21):
Yeah, that's the topic for another day though.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Uh well, all.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
Right, do you need some food for the road? You
probably need some food for the road.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
And he walks off to the back kitchen and Jack
comes out.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
He goes, oh, oh he's sad. Huh yeah, he oh.
He kind of looks at you, Lucas, and he goes,
oh he likes you.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Who the fucket?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
And he continues walks to the other side of the
tavern starts wiping down tables.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
For the day.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Well, chance, it's been fun. I'll stay in touch, all right,
you know, are you guys gonna stay here? You guys
went out of town.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
You know, I think we've seen enough of the world.
I think we're trying to take care of Wolden for
a while, okay with you, crumb. I think there's a
lot going on here that needs to be amended.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I have a lot of don on the mastage. Well
sometown all right, was like fantastic. I know you were
talking about everybody going, but I think that you know,
he looks around the Rowdy Raven, he says, I think
that this place needs you, guys, because you know, this
place doesn't have security. There's no when here protecting it.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Last time I try to protect it, almost died.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Well you're still alive. It's true.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
You know this time won't happen again.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
It needs you, guys, It needs you a lot. I've
heard talks about the Ravens before he all showed up,
and they were quite the force to be reckoned with.
And you know he can only just like officially, I
know that the Evens aren't attached to the Rowdy Raven
not a very good cover. But I know you guys
will do good here, So hopefully we'll see each other again.
(17:59):
Perhaps if I find myself in front of a paper
and the quill. I write it to you, but don't
wait on it. And he looks at Alien and he's like,
all right, well, if you're not gonna kill me, you're
ready to go.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
He's like maybe and maybe, but let's go sort.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I go to Durlin and I put my hand on
my chest and.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
He does the same salute and on his fist on
his chest, and he's like, it's good to know you,
it's good to fight with you.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Question what classes Durlin um? You know?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Actually, let me look up his his sheets. I do
have it. Let me see.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I was curious.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I think he was a fighter because.
Speaker 11 (18:41):
I'm bringing my Giant Lord document, which I am working
to organize.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
A hug.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
I don't think you've ever asked me for a hug.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
I know I haven't.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
And yeah, yeah, i'd like.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
That, and Cram will come over and give you a
big hug.
Speaker 7 (19:03):
You know, separation isn't parmit.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
This is just a gonna have a hug.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
Yeah, that's why I'm also that. Yeah, so sad, a
little drink water, I'll find some punch from the slop.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
You know what.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
I'll I'll write and I'll update you on my hydration trouble.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Herb comes out. He's like, all right, I got something
I got them I gotta pack for you. You know,
normally I was gonna give you ninety percent off, but
this stuff was about to expire to Mars.
Speaker 9 (19:32):
That's free anyways, you could take it.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
You got some dried venison, you got some dried mountain.
You got some what's it called pemison, pemicon, the meat
and the fruit and just ground up and pushing. Yes,
all right, cool anyways, and here's a waterskin.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
It's not water. Drink slowly, enjoy it.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Nice hurt.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
Yeah, yeah, you're walking whatever.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
And you kind of like goes and like leans against
the bar, turns around and starts opens up a book,
starts writing things down.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
I'll uh, I'll give Kyle a hug, lean over.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Put my arms around your back, and I tap your
your right shoulder. I thought it was I couldn't see
what the filter.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
You can try and you can move that if you want.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Oh no, because you're gonna yell at me.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I'm not gonna yell at you.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Anyways. I take I embraced Lucas and I tap his
left shoulder because right shoulder would make sense with my
right arm, and I bid you farewell and better right.
I swear to God if you don't write, I'll find you.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
I'll write when I can and uh once a week, man, please.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
I'll do my best.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
I don't know how far I'm going or where the
world will take me, but uh, I just do me, guys,
do us all, I guess, don't don't die.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
No promises there, but you know I almost without you
I would be dead. So I owe my life to you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
I saw no promises. As I drow in power, I
learned how to know different bombs.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
As I grow in power, I become more dangerous than
even I can handle.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Hey, hey, crom well, well, actually, Ailan, are we gonna
head out right now?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
And she looks at you she goes, yes, if you're ready,
we'd like to get to go. I like to hit
the road because of you know, it's still bright and early,
and we don't have horses. Soon we as soon we
leave the better. I'll uh you guys, go ahead. I'll
catch up you guys in just a second. I just
gotta say something to Cromeo fast all right, that's fine,
and she turns and starts heading out the tavern and
Darlin's like he just puts his hands on his hip's nice,
(21:43):
you know, wide dwarf, and he's like, oh, like this please,
It's probably in my top thirty Tabarts Herbs.
Speaker 9 (21:51):
I'm thirty.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
He's like, gotta go with baby, and he runs out
the door.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
I'll uh, I won't like lean over chrome, but I'll
lean down and uh off of his belt. I'll pull
out the sewing kit out of one of my satchels
and I'll hand it to you and I'll put in
your hands and be like, you know, I try to
just I fucking suck it so you might have better
better luck. But uh yeah, if you make something cool
(22:19):
right about it.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
If I about something, I'll try to send up.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
With the ladder work for me. Boys, I'll catch up
with you just a little bit.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
We'll see you somebody until next time.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
And uh, Lucasole kind of jogged backwards and then turn
around and push the door all right the outside.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
And Herb.
Speaker 9 (22:46):
Herb then turns around and he's like, right, well, I
hope he has a good time. Man other things. Didn't
they find that watering?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Can?
Speaker 9 (22:54):
I hope they ship it back? You know, I should
have probably talk to him about that first.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Damn it.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
No, I know, nit do look talking lady.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I asked for a question. I don't asked the flu.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
I just asked if I.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
Answered as I said, no, and then added something to.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
It about herb screams properness and poshness.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
Excuse me, I'm proper as fuck.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
My point. That was a sentence enhouncer. That's an old
SpongeBob joke for you guys.
Speaker 9 (23:34):
I'm proper.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
All right. So, like you know, we're taking a break
in the story. But that's because we gotta pay pills.
The rowdy raven runs aren't free.
Speaker 9 (23:47):
No it catch gold.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Have I gotta have some adversisementud be patient.
Speaker 9 (23:53):
We'll be back in a minute. Fine, please me, Lord
why I was ask me?
Speaker 8 (24:07):
Oh, well, since he's got a job, there's no there's
no solier kind of weather's got a run on through,
so I want to try to mess the my stophat
is not just cold.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Oh lookas oh no, I mean no, I don't. I
don't have a knitting kid, but I'm trying. You can
find one in town. Okay, Tom has.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
A missing to steal the pan flu and find an
I'm model and in the pouncil Jo.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
And Herb says, you know, so the skeleton thing, you know,
I know you guys were kind of talking about maybe
going with him, but I'm glad you stayed because I
have a sneaking suspicion that the skeletons are caused by
another effect. And I'd like you guys go out there
and take a look at it before the God gets
a whiff.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
Of it, and then if there's an effect, God just
take it back.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
If there's otter what artifact artifact?
Speaker 9 (25:02):
Okay, yeah, there's not effect to bring it here.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah, So the the out the ceminitary is northeast of town.
It's probably like, I don't know, ten minutes out of town,
twenty minutes downtown, okay, brisk walk. Yeah, so they got there,
but better than better night time. Some scoutons that are
shot up and that kind of stuff. But that's your
your guys. And then the door burst open in walks
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slug nook thet did it, gus, I solved the investiacussion
one investigation, the investcussion. You gotta shut me on. I
did it. I found I found they out the h.
Speaker 9 (25:43):
The source the source of the spy.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
Did he go, yeah, and you found what now the
source of the spy and the spy that's that that
therefre Yeah, you want to elaborate what no?
Speaker 9 (26:04):
What no?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Oh said I'm lost, No no, no.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
The weird guy I was sitting in a tavernae of
the day you got you got said you should particular protected, right,
and this guy was like he's acting. We're it's all
keeping an eye on him.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Eh, okay, yeah, did you find out?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Well, he went over to the other place across the
way with ashen now right, every day he went over
there and talked to the lady there.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
He was like, I fucking knew it. There's a spy
on me.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
The whole time.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I knew it. Say yeah, you sa he's your bullshy
smart osboss ozbossy smart. So he's going over there. He's
talking to her. Every time I went in there once
for pastry for breakfast to try to listen to him.
He's telling her about all the types like that kind
of customers we've got here and all that kind of stuff.
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So he's got spice coming in here.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Okay, that's that's good man.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Thank you. He guys gets big o grin on his face.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Who does he report to?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
H I don't know, I do the lady's talking to him.
Maybe the lady yeah, herbs like, yeah, I told you
let us.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
He runs ash.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
I've been slim.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I've been saying it.
Speaker 9 (27:21):
I've saying it for weeks.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Oh God, here we go again, I says, spied on me.
There storma pairs. Now can have pair cider for the
spring festival because of them. You guys made fun of me, said,
I was making it all up, but I know it's
the truth.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Snug knug.
Speaker 9 (27:38):
Yeah, he knows it.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yep, you saw though a though. All right, so are
we doing taking care of these skeletons first, or are
we gonna investigate the pair of thief.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Slugnuck steps forward and waves his arms. No, no, no,
no no, I got the rest of this investigation. I'm
head of security for the for the for the rowdy
raven Us gods put me into Rember, I remember. Yeah, yeah,
so I got this. Okay, for in much you hit him,
make it in there. No more US boys to take
(28:09):
care of what a little business used.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Doing little business.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
All right, Yeah, he kind of slaps you on the shoulders.
Usually go to he's good. It's not really nice.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
First what crum sluck mood has a lot of confidence.
I love him have the Oh he can have it.
I'm not trying to take it away from him.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
That was like the first step.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I was just asking like follow up questions because I'm
trying to make it real constructive for him. But I'm
another goal because he's because he downplayed what we do here.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
A lot of dosn't had a lot. Yeah, this is
like the first stop has had since we met him.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry slud nud for what coughing on you?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Thanks you much, hopefully for donkey send you the bill
bill Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
For the herbs. Yeah, but herb can give you herbs.
Speaker 9 (29:08):
He looks at her He's like at a discount.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah see.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I said he did the bill wood a discounted herbs
from her herbs doesn't matter, Thank you, Thank you, Crum.
Herbs from herb breakfast and he kind of walks off
and finds Jackie.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
All right, there's out a bond of peck of the skeletons.
Speaker 9 (29:31):
Before you go, though, can you take mcshamee? Would you?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Wow? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
He needs he needs to head the east and one
of the main passways is where do you guys have passion, So.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Okay, that's fine. But I'm just getting over the fact
that he said we have a bone and pick with
these skeletons.
Speaker 9 (29:46):
Oh, very clever.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
I like that.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
That's good, good pun.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah, we'll take mcshame, Mike Shade, Darwin.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
I think it's outside somewhere, so just find him before
you go and make sure.
Speaker 8 (30:01):
He uh.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
H, she look come over Herb's face both you give
me perception?
Speaker 13 (30:11):
What was it.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Twenty four seventeen.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, Kyle, you notice it's a look of genuine concern
Herb here he goes.
Speaker 9 (30:22):
Nothing's wrong, wrong, nothing's wrong?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Why do you why the long face? What's going on?
Speaker 9 (30:27):
I have a normal face, very round.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Why do you why why do you look so concerned
when you mentioned mc shane.
Speaker 9 (30:35):
I'm not concerned about machine.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
What are you concerned about.
Speaker 9 (30:38):
I'm just saying, make sure he sticks to the goal
and you know he's aware of what he's supposed to
be doing, is going through something.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
He's fine. Just watch out for him. Good look, boss.
Hopefully I find out in fact, don't die and that stuff.
So I got I got, I got shit to do.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
So crime runs outside. Okay, Kyle looks at her walks backwards.
All right, man, I'll see you later.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
He said, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
As he's walking away, Crom you go outside, do you
see the busy streets of the morning of Willsden. You know,
people are shuffling around, shop keepers getting to their shop,
merchants packing up their carts to get ready to ship
for the day, all that kind of stuff. And you
can look around and you do see McShane. He's a
couple of streets over talking with somebody and this person
(31:35):
is very eloquently dressed, very nice clothing, and machine's like
and they kind of nod to each other and then
they go the separate ways. McShane just kind of stands
on the street looking around.
Speaker 8 (31:49):
Crom will take a deep breath of this of the
small town air, hiss at a random person on the street,
and then run over to McShane.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
She was, yeah, how are you doing To kind of
go back a little bit. Kyle walks out the door
as you set somebody and he just so like beside himself,
was like the all right, I walk up, see hear
mcshane's voice, and I get frustrated because I'm ready for
what's coming. Come on, what Somethingshane, he's doing. Yeah, this
(32:32):
is an start mission. My walk is slow. I'm aware. Jump.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Okay, who's gonna go fast?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
What's your definition of fast? How fast you run a mile?
I don't know who? Come home.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Movement.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
We're good, We're good, Jesus. Fifth wall for wall so bad?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
And uh He's like, am I right in my home?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
What so were we? I just I don't understand you, Bud.
That's why I let the first one.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
He looks at you, crumb, He's like wonder only that
ears I'm more brilliant.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
My bar is broken. Yeah, I got that one just started.
What is my make a wish?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Kid?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
No, it's a hook? What hook?
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Robin Williams does?
Speaker 9 (33:47):
Stop it?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Okay, sorry, that is not where my brain was. Jesus,
when you wish upon a start, I'm not a dog
head east and but shan, where are we going for you?
I don't know going We're going to eat. You don't
know where you're going, but we're going east.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
I'm going east.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Okay, we're going again. Where's your end goal?
Speaker 3 (34:14):
He's what I'm telling you. I gotta find a little your.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Box, deliver a box. Got to find a box I'm trying.
I don't believe anymore.
Speaker 6 (34:28):
So who comes from my plus?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
People don't talk about thither.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
So again it looks at your CAUs like.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I have.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
I have like southern swamp goblems in my famila.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Again, h ain't my wrangle.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
I start walking. I just start walking forward.
Speaker 13 (34:54):
I head east alight, you guys, three times, you guys
walk and you uh head to the outskirts.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Of town and continue along the road, and you you
see the occasional merchant and traveler, you know, going along.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I'll stop a merchant and drop a little club.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
The merchants like, oh oh hello when you see kids,
kind of looks back at his cart and he goes,
it's possibly so it's out of my personal effects.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
But two gold, that's their personal stuff.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
I don't want it.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
That's just I don't mind sending it for too gold.
You too gold?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Okay, I'll thought they're gold, but this is not a grandmothtub.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
I'll feel bab No, it's my mother in law. Sorry,
it doesn't matter. Okay, okay, you know what with that
in mind? One gold, you're welcome. God takes it off,
you know, ruffles in his bag, pulls it out, hands
it to you. It's just two knitting needles and some yarn.
(36:09):
It takes a gold, puts in his little coin. Person
fell straight in the day. Not bad, and then continues along,
pulls his donkey along with the cart.
Speaker 8 (36:17):
I've completed my mission. Now I'm about to hunt and
pan flute. I can't with you what I can't what
was the mission finding?
Speaker 7 (36:30):
I gave you a sewing kid, no, a knitting kit,
so you want to sew and knit?
Speaker 6 (36:34):
Well, I'm gonna knit you a scarf and it's stitch
your name into it.
Speaker 7 (36:39):
That's cute, dick.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Kid.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Hell, and you guys are walking along the road and
you see herb or not her. Sorry, you see McShane.
He got his jacket. You know, he's got like pockets
all over. Every square inch is covered with pockets and
he's kind of fiddling with them. Reaches in, pulls something out,
random object, put it, puts it back, and pull something out,
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puts it back, fills his pocket to the walks and
then uh, sometime passes, the sun begins to rise a
little bit more. You know, you guys are ten fifteen
minutes into your walk and McShane pulls a scrap of
paper out of his pocket.
Speaker 11 (37:25):
And he kind of unravels it and he goes, yeah, okay, yeah, okay,
little cloud, Yeah, I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
You see like kind of a look flash over his face.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
He goes, what's going on, buddy?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
The world?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Okay, the world? Okay, yeah, I mean maybe the other
on utt that that's still good? Okay, what's about that?
Speaker 3 (37:50):
He shuts it back and spent nine. Yeah, what you got, We.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Are going to go find some skeletons. Okay, may give
them speaking of you have a glave.
Speaker 14 (38:03):
No, his eyes just kind of like a thousand yards
stare's gonna do a sense motive.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Okay, give me a roll.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
That's a secret secret.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Okay, what are you trying to sense?
Speaker 6 (38:22):
I'm trying to I'm trying to read what he's feeling
off of his facial expressions. That's to be a plus
eight on wisdom.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Okay. You read his senses, his emotions, and you get
a sense of panic, concern, guilt almost and then they
quickly disappear as he puts the note back in his
one of his pockets and.
Speaker 11 (38:53):
He's like, okay, yeah, look be saying it's got my
hit horrim and me nasty yeah, he keeps walking.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Crawl. I'm concerned.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
That's a about les.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
He's just not acting the way I know McShane.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
Something about Mson. I thought we were concerned about something else.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
What what what? What I was wondering if I was
gonna run.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
To the.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
H I walk just walking.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
You guys, walk a few more moments and your long
the main one of the main thoroughfares. And at this
point McShane stops and he turns to you guys.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
He goes, I am graveyard.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 11 (39:47):
He points well down on grove, looks it's round.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
He look right there. You look over and you see
a grove of trees and grove in the grove.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Okay, I wanna oh boil hot water and clean out
your ears.
Speaker 6 (40:12):
No, no, no, you don't have the bottle. That's a
that's a that's a that's what's what's like.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
I'm not of the pots ill boiling water, the scientific water.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Don't my good day, okay, Shane, if you need anything,
just let us know. The Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
He started to eat, like pats his pockets to you know,
the pat you do when you check to make sure
you have things. Okay, it just just mumbles to himself
as he walks off a bottle.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
A little.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
He doesn't answer, he just keeps walking. Almost done.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Out of the little uh, the child that I helped
her consider us their bottles.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
The child went out At this point, he's like about
twenty feet away. He stops, He turns around. He's like,
he looks at you with a little confusion on his face,
and he.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Goes, will you I'm croud, I'm yeah, I know I'm
talking about that.
Speaker 9 (41:21):
He turns around.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
He keeps walking down the road.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
So that's what herb was worried about getting things or
he's like, mine's not there where.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
It should be.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Has to do with that letter that he was folding
up and reading. Is the world? Okay?
Speaker 4 (41:40):
No, the the.
Speaker 8 (41:44):
Thet it's a reminder. Pulls out the pepper and he'll
remember what it's supposed to do. That's not like him
going to wherever. Don't have something to do with that.
Sover douta ship chip a.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Die, all right, So let's let's take care of these
skeletons and then we'll go follow him. No, I don't,
so we didn't. You just tell us the cemetery is
where we're going.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
It's like twenty feet away.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah, the cemetery is, you know, about one hundred feet
off the road. You guys see a little like grove
of trees, and you guys start to see the like
a little fence.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
You know, from your distance, you have to get closer
to see where the cemetery is at. But you can see,
you can tell that that's the area.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
And he's not going to cemetery.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
He's not. He's not, just continuing on to his next goal.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
All right, Well, I walk towards the cemetery. Okay, Crome copies,
I'm gone, Lucas leaves, and then you don't want up
he's anymore. Okay, all the time, I'm a grown house gobblin.
All of a sudden he becomes independent. Now you just
want to be independent. Oh my fucking god, I'm having
a hard time with change.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Okay, I know there are but don't fuck the flet
it up up, you guys argue all you walk towards
the cemetery, and as you.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Approach, stupid little Cobin don't know what you've heard me?
What's the spit over there? Pought us up? Yeah us up? Yeah,
I don't think you want to found my god, I
(43:23):
kick a rock that's on the ground at Crome that
kind has an unarm strike. We all, fucker, do you
want it?
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Chrome? What did you get?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Do you want it? What did you get? Seventeen leus?
Speaker 9 (43:44):
Okay, you kick a rock.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
At your only remaining teammate and it misses.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
That was on purpose because I could never hurt you, Pooky.
Oh and I continue walking, Kyle.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
As you approached the edge of the cemetery, you see
the wrought iron fence that is connecting the stone pillars
that make up the fence that surrounds the cemetery that
rest among the grove of trees. You get the sense
that it has been here for centuries, and as you
(44:21):
get close you hear the clacking of bones. That is
where we're going to end this episode. Goodbye and
Speaker 7 (45:01):
To the back.
Hello, everyone, Welcome to Mythical Misfits. Who wants to recap
what happened last or should I just take over?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I think you should do it because it's been a
while since we've.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
It's been a while.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Stop really hard not to do it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Please.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
So where we last left off, the crew was going
to investigate an appearance of one of the troll remnants
that was left by Lucas they heard that it was
in a warehouse that belonged to the Velvet Knives. Having
shown up and kick an ass, Crumb then asked the
(00:51):
Velvet Knives to let Lucian silk Moreau know that the
rowdy Raven would.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Like to call for a truce.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
As such, they left and were preparing in a way
to head to the big city that lies north of Willesden.
That's where we will cut in, not directly, in fact,
we'll go to the next day. You guys had gone
back to the Raven, got a good night's sleep, and
(01:23):
you've woken up to the next morning and you've come
down to the surprise appearance of Aileen. Aileen is actually
sitting there with Derlin having a conversation. Surprisingly to you guys,
because last you hears she wanted to murder him. You
get down there in the normal breakfast fair is being
(01:44):
served oats mostly, some frieda egg, some bacon, and herb
is yammering on at one of the drunkards that's already
trying to order ale that early in the morning, and he.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Doesn't want to deal with them later.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So you guys see Aileen and Durlin talking to each
other and who goes down first. Crom goes down first,
and Jackie comes up. He's like, good morning, man, Hey,
So like this lady came in. She said she knew
you guys, and I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It was kind of weird earlier. First she kind of
put a knife to Durlan's throat.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
What's that all about?
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah, yes, what she said her name was, Oh God, Kyle,
you okay, No, what's the matter with you, buddy?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I think I caught a cold. Oh I'm sorry. I'll
make you some tea please. So, yeah, I guess I've
been talking. But they kind of, you know, calmed down
a little bit. And so she said something about trip.
They were gonna go north. I don't know she wanted
to see Lucas. But anyways, I'm gonna go make him
some tea. See you guys, Jack went extra whiskey please.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's like this early in the morning.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It's called I don't know what it's called, but I
need whiskey and tea and some lemon juice. All right,
I can make that happen.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
And the popular in the south.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Look, it's called shrot. Lucas is standing behind you, guys,
listening to this conversation and like attempt to like slowly
creep backwards, like to not get involved with the bullshit.
He sees everything going on.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
He's like, I hear the floorboard creak behind me. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Real stealthy some of them.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
What do you mean, I don't roll myself, mister DM
for this some of the food.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You hear creek here, the foorboard creek. I turned around.
He's like, Lucas, this is your fault.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
How is it my fault?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Because we are out there talking to you in the rain.
You know, at least I didn't have a loot, Otherwise
there'd be tear drops on my lute or rain drops
on my lute. Don't have a loot. It's just not
a loot.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
It's a reference to the song have you ever heard it?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You're the reason for the rain drops on my lute.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
I've never heard that song before.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It was real popular in the winter, touched areas. It's
really good. Actually who I oh no, but she's really fast.
God damn it, God damn it. But yeah, I know
we're out there in the rain talking to you the
other night, and I haven't been the same since.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Yeah, I'm sorry, it's all.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Right, you know what, anything for a good buddy, leaning
for a.
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Hug, No, no, no, no, no, you're fine, you're fine,
you're fine.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You're kind.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Hurt me as well.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
And at this point all the coughing, Aileen and Irlin
are looking over at you, guys and crime. You walk
up hellow and was like hello Chrome, So uh I
met a friend again, and Ailen looks like, hello Chrome,
it's nice to see you.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
A hello.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Well, Cromwell sniff the air around them? What's he checking for?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
He's sniffing for sex? Do they smell like sex?
Speaker 7 (05:11):
Do they smell like here?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Those are trees? What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Words?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Shut up right now, it's cherry right smell pheromones?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
So what you're checking for?
Speaker 9 (05:26):
Pharamones?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Give me give me perception.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Wait, he saying the cowboys.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I'm sucking pharam. That sounds so much worse. Not a fan.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Here we go, p deception plus aids.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, that's gonna be a seventeen boss.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, yeah, you smell some chemistry.
Speaker 9 (05:58):
Crum, what's crumb? Can we move now? I don't understand.
Speaker 7 (06:04):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
But did they do enough moving last night? Oh? All
that fast? No shoot with us? I know, but that's
shut up. Shut up. You only get giddy when it
comes to sex.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Crom I didn't know that, odd, did you can say
in his little b d as, like, what are we're
talking about? Like six billion? You're a beast and the bad?
I bet you?
Speaker 6 (06:38):
I mean, I know my weather around there.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Please, I can't laugh tonight.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
What hurts?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
I know my weather around of god hose.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Anyways, Berlin's like, I bet you do, boy, I bet
you do.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So uh this this wonderful lady here showed up this
morning and then surprised me with a nice good morn
jolt of a knife to my throats and.
Speaker 7 (07:16):
Kicking it off real quick.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Well, you know, she was under the assumption that I
was the one that closed the destruction of the forest
around the logging camp and thanks to Jackie boy over
there and Jack's he comes out.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
With his tea.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
He's like, yeah, me, hey, and he said, well, he
kind of calmed her down, and I had the moment
to explain that I was not aware of what the
water in.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Can would do.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Some with a bad eyesight might call it a bucket,
but it was a watering car.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Oh, Onderlin, I hate to interrupt you real quick, but uh, Jackie,
can I have that tea please?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah? He gives it to you, thank you, and he
says well. So turns out that she also wants to
find the people that caused this, so you know they
is we know due to some information from from herb
that they headed north to the capital city and uh
we were planning yesterday to hit on out and uh,
(08:12):
as far as we can tell, Lucas, your mother's there
with him. Oh yeah, I mean, well that's what we've
been following the whole time. Boy.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Well, yeah, I kind of had no interest in her.
I just let her. I don't know. She left, that's
her choice, and I could care less.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But deep down it's killing you, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Sure? Sure maybe not in this so force have no
interest rate. Why would you want to know why the
woman they raised you, supposedly it was very good mother
in the past. Why the hell would she suddenly turn
evil and start poisoning the forest. I wouldn't want to
know at all. That scasulations, Kale. You know you got
(08:55):
a point.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I've never really caught onto like advances, especially from women,
or sarcasm.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I'm not a woman.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I know what I'm just saying. I've never That's one
of the things I never really catch onto is sarcasm
and women's advances on me. I thought shortened sword and
sheath was sharpening your sword.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Why would you shopper the sword putting it in a sheath.
That's why I'm supposed to protect it. You're not supposed
to dominice the edge of the sword in the sheath.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Like I said, man, I never caught on. Okay a
disappointed women.
Speaker 10 (09:23):
He shouts the jacket. You guys so bitter this early.
I have whiskey in my tea, want something I'd love
some Yeah? After that, I am sick of shit. Never
you want to catch your cold, No, I don't want
to catch you cold.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Crazy. The guy that's from the mountain, the frosty mountains,
caught the cold.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Sure, I'll lean in towards Ailen and be like, so
you guys heading to the big city together?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
And she leans in. She goes, yes, I was actually
ready to cut his throat this morning, but he explained
to me that he was tricked as well, and I.
Speaker 9 (09:58):
Figured that it was better to keep it my life.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
That's that's pleasant. So when's the ceremony, when's the death ceremony?
The wedding ceremony. You guys are getting along and like.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Discussed that kind of come over she know what. Her
cheese flushed a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
She like, no, didn't you guys the deed what?
Speaker 7 (10:20):
He told us that you held a knight to his
throat and he liked it.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
She looks.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
I did never said that, but I didn't hear you
complained like it winging on the ever, I did not
like it.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Was talking about it.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I understand that like human human goblin, but like I
don't have wings.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Who's human?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I'm a human?
Speaker 9 (10:46):
Yeah, but you said human twice. Lucas was a human, Okay,
I thought you're me.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
No, you're you're a humanoid, like a dwarf human except
for crumbs.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
A human he's got.
Speaker 9 (10:59):
I'm as.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Yeah, except those we're plant people, those aren't humanoids.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah, remember that fungus thing you killed in the cave?
Two arms, two legs, and a big asshead.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Probably Herb comes out and he comes out from the back.
He's like, Oh, that's not very good, guys. What something's
happening around town?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
What's happening around town?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
So we got some reports that there's a skeleton coming
in town and then attacking people skeletons just this morning.
Speaker 9 (11:32):
I heard it from someone over there.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
So how reliable is this sorts? We haven't seen skeletons
in a fortnight. Wait, I don't think we've bottles skeletons.
I don't. It's unfortunate.
Speaker 9 (11:46):
So so I got a question for you.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Oh God, what's happening on the other side of the world?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I wish I knew?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
So they don't know, So you can't see what's happening
over there? No, So yes, think that there's nothing happening
over there?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Herb? What way too sick for this ship?
Speaker 9 (12:08):
You're the one that said, oh, I didn't see it,
so it's not happening.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
That was not verbatim.
Speaker 8 (12:14):
This is like one of those moments when new lives
trying to act smart and then someone calls them out
of their Bullshe and thought this was a problem to stop.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You know what, cro.
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Do you guys have room for one more?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
And she says absolutely yes. I was actually going to
request that you follow it, you come with us, because
I figured that you would want to, you know, follow
the story to the end as much as we do.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
But Lucas, you're gonna leave us.
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Derling kind of had a point. Never talked about it,
but I do kind of wonder whatever went wrong with
my mom. It's it's selfish.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Unsure if it's because Kyle's feeling a ton of emotions
or because his body is dressing so much pain from
being sick that he just starts crying.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
No, no, no, no, Kyle, No no.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Dude, I can't let my baby boy go. No no.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I want to hug you, but I can't.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Because you don't want to catch my This is when
it's on the other front and someone else is trying.
Speaker 6 (13:12):
I'm so sorrow.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
Is that true, Locus?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
You had no?
Speaker 7 (13:20):
Yeah, you know, it's it's my mom, and I think
some closure will be nice. And you know what, no disrespect,
but I just I don't think I'm fit to be
a raven.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
You know, no disrespect, but I agree, and I mean
that literally no, no.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Kyle, stop trying to cry.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Get your tears of drowned to crom all right, anyway,
I may not with literally no disrespect. You're a talented kid.
I could see that. I appreciate to help you if Kevin,
all the trains you're scrubbed and helping McShane and all that,
so thank you. But after our our exchange the other day,
(13:59):
I think that it might be better for you to,
you know, find your the past that you do. You
feel comfortable, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (14:09):
Yeah, and you know what I We're amended. I hold
no grudge, I hold no ill will, and I appreciate
the things you've taught me and the lessons I've learned,
you know, in your hospitality, and I appreciate you taking
care of me like your own. But you know, I
just I think that maybe, uh, you know, there's something
(14:30):
deep down that's that's just kind of itching at me.
And I've always ignored it to I checked the tattoo
as it grown.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
It has, Yeah, it's even it's covering almost your whole chest.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Though, Well, the tattoo isn't bothering me, per se, I
don't feel it, But it's more that you know my
mom sure, whatever, you know. I I hold my my
I hold my feelings to myself. But I'm not worried
about my mom. I wor worried about my at because like,
(15:02):
what part of the puzzle is the Is he that's
the problem?
Speaker 9 (15:05):
Yeah, well, leg have you heard about it from him?
Speaker 7 (15:08):
No, that's the problem. They both just disappeared.
Speaker 9 (15:10):
They both let Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
Why why is my mom now poisoning the forest and
using a watering can that was used to spread life?
You know? Why has it been used in malpractice? And
where is my father?
Speaker 3 (15:22):
And all this?
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Because my father would never let this happen. You know,
I'm I see what my mom is doing, and I
don't like it, But I'm more worried about my father
because I know my father wouldn't allow this.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Well, Lucas he sticks out his gnarled old man hand
for a handshake, Hey, Worths, good, heaven you, thank you?
Do you shake his hand? Yeah? Okay, it's a lot
stronger than you'd expect. It's a nice firm grip, and
he shakes it really heartily, and he goes, have you
ever ever find yourself in Wilson again?
Speaker 9 (15:52):
You have a bed and a warm meal here, thank
you dish out ten percent off.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Wow, No proud him by day, Kyle.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
He kind of like slapped you with the back of
his hand on your belly, you know, And.
Speaker 9 (16:04):
He's like, I'm just messing with it.
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Yeah, I mean you gotta you gotta pair of taxes
somehow exactly.
Speaker 9 (16:12):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
Right, yeah, don't worry. Yeah, I know your secrets safe
with me.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
That's Texas, what taxas should be abolished?
Speaker 7 (16:21):
Yeah, that's the topic for another day though.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Uh well, all.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
Right, do you need some food for the road? You
probably need some food for the road.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
And he walks off to the back kitchen and Jack
comes out.
Speaker 9 (16:33):
He goes, oh, oh he's sad. Huh yeah, he oh.
He kind of looks at you, Lucas, and he goes,
oh he likes you.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Who the fucket?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
And he continues walks to the other side of the
tavern starts wiping down tables.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
For the day.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
Well, chance, it's been fun. I'll stay in touch, all right,
you know, are you guys gonna stay here? You guys
went out of town.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
You know, I think we've seen enough of the world.
I think we're trying to take care of Wolden for
a while, okay with you, crumb. I think there's a
lot going on here that needs to be amended.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I have a lot of don on the mastage. Well
sometown all right, was like fantastic. I know you were
talking about everybody going, but I think that you know,
he looks around the Rowdy Raven, he says, I think
that this place needs you, guys, because you know, this
place doesn't have security. There's no when here protecting it.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Last time I try to protect it, almost died.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Well you're still alive. It's true.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
You know this time won't happen again.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
It needs you, guys, It needs you a lot. I've
heard talks about the Ravens before he all showed up,
and they were quite the force to be reckoned with.
And you know he can only just like officially, I
know that the Evens aren't attached to the Rowdy Raven
not a very good cover. But I know you guys
will do good here, So hopefully we'll see each other again.
(17:59):
Perhaps if I find myself in front of a paper
and the quill. I write it to you, but don't
wait on it. And he looks at Alien and he's like,
all right, well, if you're not gonna kill me, you're
ready to go.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
He's like maybe and maybe, but let's go sort.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I go to Durlin and I put my hand on
my chest and.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
He does the same salute and on his fist on
his chest, and he's like, it's good to know you,
it's good to fight with you.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Question what classes Durlin um? You know?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Actually, let me look up his his sheets. I do
have it. Let me see.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I was curious.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I think he was a fighter because.
Speaker 11 (18:41):
I'm bringing my Giant Lord document, which I am working
to organize.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
A hug.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
I don't think you've ever asked me for a hug.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
I know I haven't.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
And yeah, yeah, i'd like.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
That, and Cram will come over and give you a
big hug.
Speaker 7 (19:03):
You know, separation isn't parmit.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
This is just a gonna have a hug.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
Yeah, that's why I'm also that. Yeah, so sad, a
little drink water, I'll find some punch from the slop.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
You know what.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
I'll I'll write and I'll update you on my hydration trouble.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Herb comes out. He's like, all right, I got something
I got them I gotta pack for you. You know,
normally I was gonna give you ninety percent off, but
this stuff was about to expire to Mars.
Speaker 9 (19:32):
That's free anyways, you could take it.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
You got some dried venison, you got some dried mountain.
You got some what's it called pemison, pemicon, the meat
and the fruit and just ground up and pushing. Yes,
all right, cool anyways, and here's a waterskin.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
It's not water. Drink slowly, enjoy it.
Speaker 7 (19:56):
Nice hurt.
Speaker 9 (19:57):
Yeah, yeah, you're walking whatever.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
And you kind of like goes and like leans against
the bar, turns around and starts opens up a book,
starts writing things down.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
I'll uh, I'll give Kyle a hug, lean over.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Put my arms around your back, and I tap your
your right shoulder. I thought it was I couldn't see
what the filter.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
You can try and you can move that if you want.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Oh no, because you're gonna yell at me.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
I'm not gonna yell at you.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Anyways. I take I embraced Lucas and I tap his
left shoulder because right shoulder would make sense with my
right arm, and I bid you farewell and better right.
I swear to God if you don't write, I'll find you.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
I'll write when I can and uh once a week, man, please.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
I'll do my best.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
I don't know how far I'm going or where the
world will take me, but uh, I just do me, guys,
do us all, I guess, don't don't die.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
No promises there, but you know I almost without you
I would be dead. So I owe my life to you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
I saw no promises. As I drow in power, I
learned how to know different bombs.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
As I grow in power, I become more dangerous than
even I can handle.
Speaker 7 (21:11):
Hey, hey, crom well, well, actually, Ailan, are we gonna
head out right now?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
And she looks at you she goes, yes, if you're ready,
we'd like to get to go. I like to hit
the road because of you know, it's still bright and early,
and we don't have horses. Soon we as soon we
leave the better. I'll uh you guys, go ahead. I'll
catch up you guys in just a second. I just
gotta say something to Cromeo fast all right, that's fine,
and she turns and starts heading out the tavern and
Darlin's like he just puts his hands on his hip's nice,
(21:43):
you know, wide dwarf, and he's like, oh, like this please,
It's probably in my top thirty Tabarts Herbs.
Speaker 9 (21:51):
I'm thirty.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
He's like, gotta go with baby, and he runs out
the door.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
I'll uh, I won't like lean over chrome, but I'll
lean down and uh off of his belt. I'll pull
out the sewing kit out of one of my satchels
and I'll hand it to you and I'll put in
your hands and be like, you know, I try to
just I fucking suck it so you might have better
better luck. But uh yeah, if you make something cool
(22:19):
right about it.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
If I about something, I'll try to send up.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
With the ladder work for me. Boys, I'll catch up
with you just a little bit.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
We'll see you somebody until next time.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
And uh, Lucasole kind of jogged backwards and then turn
around and push the door all right the outside.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
And Herb.
Speaker 9 (22:46):
Herb then turns around and he's like, right, well, I
hope he has a good time. Man other things. Didn't
they find that watering?
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Can?
Speaker 9 (22:54):
I hope they ship it back? You know, I should
have probably talk to him about that first.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Damn it.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
No, I know, nit do look talking lady.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
I asked for a question. I don't asked the flu.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
I just asked if I.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
Answered as I said, no, and then added something to.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
It about herb screams properness and poshness.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
Excuse me, I'm proper as fuck.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
My point. That was a sentence enhouncer. That's an old
SpongeBob joke for you guys.
Speaker 9 (23:34):
I'm proper.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
All right. So, like you know, we're taking a break
in the story. But that's because we gotta pay pills.
The rowdy raven runs aren't free.
Speaker 9 (23:47):
No it catch gold.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Have I gotta have some adversisementud be patient.
Speaker 9 (23:53):
We'll be back in a minute. Fine, please me, Lord
why I was ask me?
Speaker 8 (24:07):
Oh, well, since he's got a job, there's no there's
no solier kind of weather's got a run on through,
so I want to try to mess the my stophat
is not just cold.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Oh lookas oh no, I mean no, I don't. I
don't have a knitting kid, but I'm trying. You can
find one in town. Okay, Tom has.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
A missing to steal the pan flu and find an
I'm model and in the pouncil Jo.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
And Herb says, you know, so the skeleton thing, you know,
I know you guys were kind of talking about maybe
going with him, but I'm glad you stayed because I
have a sneaking suspicion that the skeletons are caused by
another effect. And I'd like you guys go out there
and take a look at it before the God gets
a whiff.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
Of it, and then if there's an effect, God just
take it back.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
If there's otter what artifact artifact?
Speaker 9 (25:02):
Okay, yeah, there's not effect to bring it here.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah, So the the out the ceminitary is northeast of town.
It's probably like, I don't know, ten minutes out of town,
twenty minutes downtown, okay, brisk walk. Yeah, so they got there,
but better than better night time. Some scoutons that are
shot up and that kind of stuff. But that's your
your guys. And then the door burst open in walks
(25:28):
slug nook thet did it, gus, I solved the investiacussion
one investigation, the investcussion. You gotta shut me on. I
did it. I found I found they out the h.
Speaker 9 (25:43):
The source the source of the spy.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
Did he go, yeah, and you found what now the
source of the spy and the spy that's that that
therefre Yeah, you want to elaborate what no?
Speaker 9 (26:04):
What no?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Oh said I'm lost, No no, no.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
The weird guy I was sitting in a tavernae of
the day you got you got said you should particular protected, right,
and this guy was like he's acting. We're it's all
keeping an eye on him.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Eh, okay, yeah, did you find out?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Well, he went over to the other place across the
way with ashen now right, every day he went over
there and talked to the lady there.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
He was like, I fucking knew it. There's a spy
on me.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
The whole time.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I knew it. Say yeah, you sa he's your bullshy
smart osboss ozbossy smart. So he's going over there. He's
talking to her. Every time I went in there once
for pastry for breakfast to try to listen to him.
He's telling her about all the types like that kind
of customers we've got here and all that kind of stuff.
(26:54):
So he's got spice coming in here.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Okay, that's that's good man.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Thank you. He guys gets big o grin on his face.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Who does he report to?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
H I don't know, I do the lady's talking to him.
Maybe the lady yeah, herbs like, yeah, I told you
let us.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
He runs ash.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
I've been slim.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I've been saying it.
Speaker 9 (27:21):
I've saying it for weeks.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Oh God, here we go again, I says, spied on me.
There storma pairs. Now can have pair cider for the
spring festival because of them. You guys made fun of me, said,
I was making it all up, but I know it's
the truth.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Snug knug.
Speaker 9 (27:38):
Yeah, he knows it.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yep, you saw though a though. All right, so are
we doing taking care of these skeletons first, or are
we gonna investigate the pair of thief.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Slugnuck steps forward and waves his arms. No, no, no,
no no, I got the rest of this investigation. I'm
head of security for the for the for the rowdy
raven Us gods put me into Rember, I remember. Yeah, yeah,
so I got this. Okay, for in much you hit him,
make it in there. No more US boys to take
(28:09):
care of what a little business used.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Doing little business.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
All right, Yeah, he kind of slaps you on the shoulders.
Usually go to he's good. It's not really nice.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
First what crum sluck mood has a lot of confidence.
I love him have the Oh he can have it.
I'm not trying to take it away from him.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
That was like the first step.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I was just asking like follow up questions because I'm
trying to make it real constructive for him. But I'm
another goal because he's because he downplayed what we do here.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
A lot of dosn't had a lot. Yeah, this is
like the first stop has had since we met him.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry slud nud for what coughing on you?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Thanks you much, hopefully for donkey send you the bill
bill Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
For the herbs. Yeah, but herb can give you herbs.
Speaker 9 (29:08):
He looks at her He's like at a discount.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah see.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I said he did the bill wood a discounted herbs
from her herbs doesn't matter, Thank you, Thank you, Crum.
Herbs from herb breakfast and he kind of walks off
and finds Jackie.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
All right, there's out a bond of peck of the skeletons.
Speaker 9 (29:31):
Before you go, though, can you take mcshamee? Would you?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Wow? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:37):
He needs he needs to head the east and one
of the main passways is where do you guys have passion, So.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Okay, that's fine. But I'm just getting over the fact
that he said we have a bone and pick with
these skeletons.
Speaker 9 (29:46):
Oh, very clever.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
I like that.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
That's good, good pun.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah, we'll take mcshame, Mike Shade, Darwin.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
I think it's outside somewhere, so just find him before
you go and make sure.
Speaker 8 (30:01):
He uh.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
H, she look come over Herb's face both you give
me perception?
Speaker 13 (30:11):
What was it.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Twenty four seventeen.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, Kyle, you notice it's a look of genuine concern
Herb here he goes.
Speaker 9 (30:22):
Nothing's wrong, wrong, nothing's wrong?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Why do you why the long face? What's going on?
Speaker 9 (30:27):
I have a normal face, very round.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Why do you why why do you look so concerned
when you mentioned mc shane.
Speaker 9 (30:35):
I'm not concerned about machine.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
What are you concerned about.
Speaker 9 (30:38):
I'm just saying, make sure he sticks to the goal
and you know he's aware of what he's supposed to
be doing, is going through something.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
He's fine. Just watch out for him. Good look, boss.
Hopefully I find out in fact, don't die and that stuff.
So I got I got, I got shit to do.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
So crime runs outside. Okay, Kyle looks at her walks backwards.
All right, man, I'll see you later.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
He said, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
As he's walking away, Crom you go outside, do you
see the busy streets of the morning of Willsden. You know,
people are shuffling around, shop keepers getting to their shop,
merchants packing up their carts to get ready to ship
for the day, all that kind of stuff. And you
can look around and you do see McShane. He's a
couple of streets over talking with somebody and this person
(31:35):
is very eloquently dressed, very nice clothing, and machine's like
and they kind of nod to each other and then
they go the separate ways. McShane just kind of stands
on the street looking around.
Speaker 8 (31:49):
Crom will take a deep breath of this of the
small town air, hiss at a random person on the street,
and then run over to McShane.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
She was, yeah, how are you doing To kind of
go back a little bit. Kyle walks out the door
as you set somebody and he just so like beside himself,
was like the all right, I walk up, see hear
mcshane's voice, and I get frustrated because I'm ready for
what's coming. Come on, what Somethingshane, he's doing. Yeah, this
(32:32):
is an start mission. My walk is slow. I'm aware. Jump.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Okay, who's gonna go fast?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
What's your definition of fast? How fast you run a mile?
I don't know who? Come home.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Movement.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
We're good, We're good, Jesus. Fifth wall for wall so bad?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
And uh He's like, am I right in my home?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
What so were we? I just I don't understand you, Bud.
That's why I let the first one.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
He looks at you, crumb, He's like wonder only that
ears I'm more brilliant.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
My bar is broken. Yeah, I got that one just started.
What is my make a wish?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Kid?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
No, it's a hook? What hook?
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Robin Williams does?
Speaker 9 (33:47):
Stop it?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Okay, sorry, that is not where my brain was. Jesus,
when you wish upon a start, I'm not a dog
head east and but shan, where are we going for you?
I don't know going We're going to eat. You don't
know where you're going, but we're going east.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
I'm going east.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Okay, we're going again. Where's your end goal?
Speaker 3 (34:14):
He's what I'm telling you. I gotta find a little your.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Box, deliver a box. Got to find a box I'm trying.
I don't believe anymore.
Speaker 6 (34:28):
So who comes from my plus?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
People don't talk about thither.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
So again it looks at your CAUs like.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I have.
Speaker 6 (34:42):
I have like southern swamp goblems in my famila.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Again, h ain't my wrangle.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
I start walking. I just start walking forward.
Speaker 13 (34:54):
I head east alight, you guys, three times, you guys
walk and you uh head to the outskirts.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Of town and continue along the road, and you you
see the occasional merchant and traveler, you know, going along.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I'll stop a merchant and drop a little club.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
The merchants like, oh oh hello when you see kids,
kind of looks back at his cart and he goes,
it's possibly so it's out of my personal effects.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
But two gold, that's their personal stuff.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
I don't want it.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
That's just I don't mind sending it for too gold.
You too gold?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Okay, I'll thought they're gold, but this is not a grandmothtub.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
I'll feel bab No, it's my mother in law. Sorry,
it doesn't matter. Okay, okay, you know what with that
in mind? One gold, you're welcome. God takes it off,
you know, ruffles in his bag, pulls it out, hands
it to you. It's just two knitting needles and some yarn.
(36:09):
It takes a gold, puts in his little coin. Person
fell straight in the day. Not bad, and then continues along,
pulls his donkey along with the cart.
Speaker 8 (36:17):
I've completed my mission. Now I'm about to hunt and
pan flute. I can't with you what I can't what
was the mission finding?
Speaker 7 (36:30):
I gave you a sewing kid, no, a knitting kit,
so you want to sew and knit?
Speaker 6 (36:34):
Well, I'm gonna knit you a scarf and it's stitch
your name into it.
Speaker 7 (36:39):
That's cute, dick.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Kid.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Hell, and you guys are walking along the road and
you see herb or not her. Sorry, you see McShane.
He got his jacket. You know, he's got like pockets
all over. Every square inch is covered with pockets and
he's kind of fiddling with them. Reaches in, pulls something out,
random object, put it, puts it back, and pull something out,
(37:09):
puts it back, fills his pocket to the walks and
then uh, sometime passes, the sun begins to rise a
little bit more. You know, you guys are ten fifteen
minutes into your walk and McShane pulls a scrap of
paper out of his pocket.
Speaker 11 (37:25):
And he kind of unravels it and he goes, yeah, okay, yeah, okay,
little cloud, Yeah, I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
You see like kind of a look flash over his face.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
He goes, what's going on, buddy?
Speaker 4 (37:40):
The world?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Okay, the world? Okay, yeah, I mean maybe the other
on utt that that's still good? Okay, what's about that?
Speaker 3 (37:50):
He shuts it back and spent nine. Yeah, what you got, We.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Are going to go find some skeletons. Okay, may give
them speaking of you have a glave.
Speaker 14 (38:03):
No, his eyes just kind of like a thousand yards
stare's gonna do a sense motive.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Okay, give me a roll.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
That's a secret secret.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Okay, what are you trying to sense?
Speaker 6 (38:22):
I'm trying to I'm trying to read what he's feeling
off of his facial expressions. That's to be a plus
eight on wisdom.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Okay. You read his senses, his emotions, and you get
a sense of panic, concern, guilt almost and then they
quickly disappear as he puts the note back in his
one of his pockets and.
Speaker 11 (38:53):
He's like, okay, yeah, look be saying it's got my
hit horrim and me nasty yeah, he keeps walking.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Crawl. I'm concerned.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
That's a about les.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
He's just not acting the way I know McShane.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
Something about Mson. I thought we were concerned about something else.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
What what what? What I was wondering if I was
gonna run.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
To the.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
H I walk just walking.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
You guys, walk a few more moments and your long
the main one of the main thoroughfares. And at this
point McShane stops and he turns to you guys.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
He goes, I am graveyard.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 11 (39:47):
He points well down on grove, looks it's round.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
He look right there. You look over and you see
a grove of trees and grove in the grove.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Okay, I wanna oh boil hot water and clean out
your ears.
Speaker 6 (40:12):
No, no, no, you don't have the bottle. That's a
that's a that's a that's what's what's like.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
I'm not of the pots ill boiling water, the scientific water.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Don't my good day, okay, Shane, if you need anything,
just let us know. The Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
He started to eat, like pats his pockets to you know,
the pat you do when you check to make sure
you have things. Okay, it just just mumbles to himself
as he walks off a bottle.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
A little.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
He doesn't answer, he just keeps walking. Almost done.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Out of the little uh, the child that I helped
her consider us their bottles.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
The child went out At this point, he's like about
twenty feet away. He stops, He turns around. He's like,
he looks at you with a little confusion on his face,
and he.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Goes, will you I'm croud, I'm yeah, I know I'm
talking about that.
Speaker 9 (41:21):
He turns around.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
He keeps walking down the road.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
So that's what herb was worried about getting things or
he's like, mine's not there where.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
It should be.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
Has to do with that letter that he was folding
up and reading. Is the world? Okay?
Speaker 4 (41:40):
No, the the.
Speaker 8 (41:44):
Thet it's a reminder. Pulls out the pepper and he'll
remember what it's supposed to do. That's not like him
going to wherever. Don't have something to do with that.
Sover douta ship chip a.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
Die, all right, So let's let's take care of these
skeletons and then we'll go follow him. No, I don't,
so we didn't. You just tell us the cemetery is
where we're going.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
It's like twenty feet away.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah, the cemetery is, you know, about one hundred feet
off the road. You guys see a little like grove
of trees, and you guys start to see the like
a little fence.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
You know, from your distance, you have to get closer
to see where the cemetery is at. But you can see,
you can tell that that's the area.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
And he's not going to cemetery.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
He's not. He's not, just continuing on to his next goal.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
All right, Well, I walk towards the cemetery. Okay, Crome copies,
I'm gone, Lucas leaves, and then you don't want up
he's anymore. Okay, all the time, I'm a grown house gobblin.
All of a sudden he becomes independent. Now you just
want to be independent. Oh my fucking god, I'm having
a hard time with change.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Okay, I know there are but don't fuck the flet
it up up, you guys argue all you walk towards
the cemetery, and as you.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Approach, stupid little Cobin don't know what you've heard me?
What's the spit over there? Pought us up? Yeah us up? Yeah,
I don't think you want to found my god, I
(43:23):
kick a rock that's on the ground at Crome that
kind has an unarm strike. We all, fucker, do you
want it?
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Chrome? What did you get?
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Do you want it? What did you get? Seventeen leus?
Speaker 9 (43:44):
Okay, you kick a rock.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
At your only remaining teammate and it misses.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
That was on purpose because I could never hurt you, Pooky.
Oh and I continue walking, Kyle.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
As you approached the edge of the cemetery, you see
the wrought iron fence that is connecting the stone pillars
that make up the fence that surrounds the cemetery that
rest among the grove of trees. You get the sense
that it has been here for centuries, and as you
(44:21):
get close you hear the clacking of bones. That is
where we're going to end this episode. Goodbye and
Speaker 7 (45:01):
To the back.
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