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Khrom and Kael find Lucas and discuss the future of the group. Later, they reconcile with Herb.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't want to have this conversation anymore than strange
at ways?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What is love?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Maybe to hurt me? Oh my god? What done hurt me?
No more?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm glad I started. That's like myself.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The song is still a bomb, you know what.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It reminds me of Rainbow Unicorn attack every.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Wrong song though the song that he used for robot
Unicorn attacks is always.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's just seemed like genre has the same tone to
the song. Yeah, yeah, what always a one?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Be with you and make believe with you and live
in how many?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
How many are recording? Yeah? I remember now even for
that song a lot?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Are you recording that at all?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Hell?
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Yeah, welcome to medical Misfits? Who wants to recap last episode?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I'll do it because it was kind of somber. So anyways,
Chrome came back to the rowdy raven Herb's fine. He
apparently burns. Some people melted him with some like kind
of keapot kettle looking jar thing. Yeah, wasn't lantern? Yeah, okay,
I didn't see it. I just heard about it. Hit
with the We all drank out of this pot of
(01:24):
alcohol that heals us kind of redundant or not redundant counterintuitive.
Lucas got mad at her because he kicked him the
shin and then got clocked right in the jaw, ran out,
said this isn't worth his time. Herbs said that we're
not worthy of being ravens. Jackie gave me a very
encouraging speech after I cried and yelled at him and
crom and I went and found Lucas in a field.
There's also a weird storm happening.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Perfect you guys see Lucas in the field. Go.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I walk up behind Lucas and just I placed my
hand on his shoulder and I say, buddy, you okay,
Yeah you want to talk about it?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Do you need to talk about it? Yeah, let's talk
about it. No, damn you back and forth, typical man reaction. Really, man,
don't sell me out and throw me into the bus
like that. I didn't name any names. Fair Anyways, what's
(02:27):
going on?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Are we going back?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It depends. I can't make you do anything, and I
wouldn't make you do anything. Do I think that this
is our best shot at finding who? Just run our home? Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I've got a stupid question. You know, I get it.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
There's no such things.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
It's our home. We grew up there. That's that's where
everything started. Why are we holding on to us so dearly?
Like it's gone? We can't change it. It's it's in
a thousand pieces.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
He can't change it. But we can. We can fight
for those that couldn't, for those that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
We don't even know what the fuck we're fighting. Dude,
we don't And and I hate to say it, this
this whole Raven Herb living in a bar situation like it,
it's just I don't know it. This just isn't. Also,
(03:38):
I don't know what the fuck Herb thinks he's doing,
but I'm tired of him fletching my arrows he thinks,
I don't know. He keeps fucking with my stuff and
it frustrates me.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
So yeah, that sucks. I was trying to I was
trying to find a way to.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Relate man's messing with my shit.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
That's rough, but that's not for real.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But just you know, we just talked to Jackie, and
you know, I know he's a lot easier to talk
to you than Herbiz and clearly more level headed. But
you know, I think he's just Herbs, not the type
to speak his appreciation or even show it. At times,
(04:27):
and when he does show it, you're not going to
recognize it. Is that, you know, I haven't cleaned my
axe in fifteen years, and since we've been here, it's
been clean every single day, and I didn't even notice
it or appreciate it until Jackie pointed out that herb
cleans my axe every single day.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I thought you just started to felt like a good habit.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
S heard nothing about me can relate to admit habits.
When I haven't showered in three days, what that is?
You know, let's not.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Talk about it.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
So its a human day side.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm just gonna blame it on the death and decay months.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's not a sour guys. Speaking of decay, I'll like
stand up, I'll like grab his hand and kind of
turn around and used to pull myself up, and I'll
lift my shirt and I'll show them the black dot.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Except it's not a black dot anymore. The black has
grown farther up onto your tor so a little bit
by a couple of inches, like kind of like black teddrils.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
So, so is that where you got shot?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, that was originally just a black dot, and it's
that was not like that.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Okay, I know I know, I know you don't want
to go back. That's not normal. What'd you do?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Can I roll an arcana check on it? Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I imagine you and I just like just staring at
each other because I don't want to tell you what
it is. I know what it is, but I don't
want to tell you.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
That's huge hold on your secret's gone?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I hope not.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
So. Crum. You do a lot of medicine, make a
lot of healing potions. You know, you got the healers
the healer's kid, right, Yeah, And you've been working on
your friends ever since you met him. Lucas gets lots
of scrapes and scratches walking through the woods, you know,
cuts on brambles that have been sticking out, or a
fish hook flies back and hooks him in the lip.
(06:29):
You've been working on your friends for years, passionate about
Kyle probably I don't know, falls off a rock fight
and a goat, you know, losing the fights. Go ahead,
it coming, and you know what wounds look like. As
you get close and you take a look, and you notice.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That the black.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
It's not from the wound. It looks like it's almost
ink on the skin, and it appears to obviously have
been put there very recently, and you get the sense
that it is not material. Definitely a magic of some.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Titan if a mosical to two.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, I might as well just tell you. I don't
know what Verund is doing with me.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
You got shattered. I've been No was all the outside.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
We didn't experience the shattering like we got. We got
experienced the dream. But he did. He's the only one
that made that was make contact.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
With I don't know, but my most fucked me up
and I've been tough. Suns.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Think you're freaking you're just gonna close that door?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Do you know if he's the only one.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
That got shattered?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
No, but I know I got pretty messed up in
that dream too. But I haven't experienced nothing, no callings
for no gods.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And even then you follow Narissa.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I'm following Narissa.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So you want to be shattered?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Then shadowed? Works the different wells.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Okay, uh, the will of the duds to my bus. Sure,
I'm just surprised you know about my god more than
I do.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
But but but shattered.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Whatever, it doesn't take a whole lot until I until
I at all just raw.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Shattered I.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
See where I see where we're going. Now, Okay, then sure,
theoretically you too are shattered if that's what we're going with,
so hold on.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Maybe we were all shattered, but verun chose.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
You about it about it like this, so have him
a good though.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
And I don't know, Lou.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Find the coin on the coins on tolls that was
not tarles a little bad, but.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
The rest of the proceeds to go to sud. That's
a form of.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Hot is standing in the rain having this conversation like that,
like Lucas. I imagine his hair is like sopping wet
sticking to his face and he's just standing here like
dumbfounded at this explanation.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
But this.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Shadow, like the styles were cover.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
It's a gift, okay. The tattoo is a gift.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I don't tell.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It's a gift from Runs. I don't know why he
gave it to me, but gave me a vision and
it started growing. And I didn't want to tell you
guys about it because I didn't want to weard you
guys out. But I feel like you guys came back
for me, and you know you're my family now you've
(10:14):
been my family, So I feel like I should tell
you guys, you know, I just I don't know where
I'm going.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I feel like I'm going in every direction at once.
You know, I want to I want to go back
and visit our town. I want to help people. I don't,
you know, I want to help her. But there's just
there's so much we need to do, and there's so
many places to go, and all of those places need help.
(10:49):
And I feel like we're so focused on helping other
people that we forget to help ourselves.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I don't think that we've forgotten to help ourselves.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I think, then, why the fuck are we out in
the middle of nowhere in some fucking city we don't know.
This isn't our home, This isn't this isn't anywhere near us,
This isn't ours.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
No, you know what my home is.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Then he'll swing his arm out and he'll point out
towards the edge of the forest. That's my home. That's
where I go. Okay, if I could live somewhere, it's there,
I would live all over the world. Okay, Now, I
still don't know what we're doing here. We're finding these
artifacts for some fucking senile old man off his rocker
(11:42):
threatens me after all we've done for him, threatens to
kill me, then tells me to get out. I don't know.
It's holding some magical torch lamp whatever. They just vaporize
three people. Starts holding it to my face, saying do
I want to go?
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I say that's threatening. Take it as you will. I'm
not going to tolerate that.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I don't know what did that.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I don't believe you were there, so I don't blame
you for what it's worth. He's lost my respect. I've
done nothing but say yes, abide it by his rules,
buy it by his oars. I've done everything he's asked
of me. You have done everything he's asked of you.
(12:28):
And what do we get in return? A place to live?
We can find that anywhere. Food, we can find that anywhere.
I could kill something and we would have something to eat.
I did it for years, Okay, I fed this group
for years. I've fed a village for years. Okay. Water
(12:50):
we can find it. Food, we can find it, a home,
we can build it. Why the fuck are we bending
to some old man who doesn't care about us? Obviously,
he doesn't prove me wrong. Tell me, I want to
hear it. His arms will go out, rain pouring off
his arms.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
There's a shipment coming in for you from herb okay
full of books fishing, hunting, traps, crafting for you. You
didn't ask for it.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
He needed to like it, and he threatens to fucking
kill me.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
What a guy.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I mean, you did kick him. He did pull the
bolts out of your torso you also didn't want to
bite down the cloth I was trying to put in
your mouth to help us.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
I didn't have a chance.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
No, no, I mean, I get it, I get it,
I get it. You did kick him, he did punch
in the face. Tensions are very high.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Tells me, I fucking cry, tells me, I fucking cried.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Did you see a tear?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I didn't feel any.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
He saw one when he pulled it out, really it? Anyways, Nonetheless,
tensions are high. The bars destroyed, We almost died.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
And you know who's you know, who's you know?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Whose problem? That is his?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
It's our problem now too?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
How How is that our problem?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Our name?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
No one here fucking knows us.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Velvet knives do.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Who the fuck cares?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
They are gonna come after us?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Good luck?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
They have a fucking troll growing in their HQ right now,
Who the fuck cares? We can leave this city it'll fall?
Who cares? It's not ours? Ours is burned.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
We keep talking about.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Oh, we're reminiscing over the past, reminiscing over the past.
I miss home.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Home is dead.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
It is, and so far nothing here has welcomed us. Okay,
we show up to her, and it's completely contractual. Everything
we do is based off of he's not doing it
to be nice. He's not doing it because he wants to.
He's doing it because we're his bitch. Literally, think about it.
(15:08):
Every time he says to go do something, what do
we do? We fucking do it? We don't think yes sir,
and we go do it? Okay, Scrub the toilets, take
out the buckets of shit from people's rooms, work the bar.
We're supposed to be fighting the force that ruined our home,
(15:28):
going and finding some fucking idiot, some dwarf, some.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Art fact.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Claiming they're all magical. When was the last time you
saw magic?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
The cave of judd hud spoon?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Right, So, why the fuck are we worried about that?
Calm anything?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Oh, this other dunrobinism about the paw and no set
of it and starts. I'm gonna start looking towards the future.
They're gonna start with not letting it out troll destroy
that town. That may not blew our home, but I'm
(16:21):
I'm I don't want any.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
More bad things to happen.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I respect that, Okay, No more.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Bad things, No more torture than the world. Like brother
to the pupils.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Pupils stop for no no reason, no no more they
we're gonna I don't know what they're gonna do, but
that don't die. That's out there.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Problems are about to hurt a lot of people.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
No, I'm not gonna say about that happen the guy
that that destroyed our home, remember that, Yeah, that's all.
That's the future. I'm gonna start looking at the cord,
not stopping that guy. I'm gonna start with that's wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
And Lucas, it's not about this is in our home.
We have nothing tying us here. It's you want to
lay your head down at night and think about the
little girl who is fishing with her father. I'm not
gonna have a home tomorrow because we let we stood
(17:39):
by and took care of ourselves and whatever this force
is that destroyed our home, destroy their destroy hers, her future,
every every child's future, they didn't do anything to deserve it.
If I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Her okay, But neither we do neither do we know
we did not. I didn't deserve anything I got. You
didn't deserve anything you got. You know you didn't deserve
what you got.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
If I blew up.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
My inside, I didn't want to say it, but you
said it. Thank you. I was gonna say you fucked
up and did it, but I didn't want to be
that guy.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
But look when I was out that, when I was
out that simple, I thought about driven that out normal bombs, none.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Of that stuff. But I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I could have just been the viruses a gun, but
instead of like throwing bombs for the such a throwing bombs,
like to throw bombs for good.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
And you've developed as a person to lucas, you've become
mere fisherman, hunter gatherer to pretty skilled marksman.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I don't want to talk about that.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
But here's the thing, though, there's a purpose for it,
and you know it. It's not because you enjoy killing
or hurting. But because you know one day you're gonna
have to put someone down who actually deserves it. And
there's a there's a thin there's a very thin line,
and I've crossed it multiple times.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I put Herb on that list. Then if that is
gonna be our agreement between the three of us, we
start doing good, we start pushing towards a better future.
Well I ever act on it, I don't know, but
Herb is on my list. I don't think a less
a less acts change.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I think I think Herb is on the same side.
That's the thing. Those artifacts that he's collecting, God knows
what they do. I mean, he has a whole closet.
If you breathe on one of them, it's gonna blow up.
If you blink at one, the world's gonna freeze over.
Who knows. But he sent the original ravens to us
(19:56):
to find that artifact, to meadow.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Fen another thing. Wait, just a food for thought, guys. Sorry,
If these artifacts are so destructive and and so violent,
why hasn't someone used one yet? Why hasn't Why hasn't
someone just decimated everything? If they're so strong, Oh.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
It's problem. I haven't throw it out how to lose them.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
The Herb is some magical being that can just understand
by looking at them.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
We don't know anything about magic. We we don't know anything.
We ship ship before we came here. We thought catching
the world's biggest fish was magical. We thought the forest
that diluted time was magical. And I tell you, seeing
(20:49):
someone get burned to a crispy ash right in front
of my face, that was magic. We don't know the
first thing about any of this, thelst. The thing we
have magic is Crome. He turned water into beer, can
turn a vial with nothing in it, and some spices
and herbs and leaves or whatever he puts in them,
(21:09):
and it's a healing tinkerd for us. Here's our wounds
and our our lacerations.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
But.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Magical artifacts. We don't know the first thing about.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Him we need And why are we Why are we
fucking around with them?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Because if someone, if whoever came after, whoever destroyed Metafin think,
gets gets all of them and they know what they're doing,
like Herb does, they're gonna hurt a lot more than
just willow shade, than willsden, than meadow fin. They're going
after a lourion, all of a map. Okay, sorry for
(21:51):
want him with Crome. I'm not gonna let that happen.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Okay, then I.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
We need him.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Lucas I will. I disagree, but by vote, I'll play nice.
We didn't need him before. We don't do him now.
It's not our fucking business. If he thinks we're you know,
a problem, that's on him. He's the one that took
(22:25):
us in. He could have turned us away. He could
have told us to go home. Obviously there isn't much
harme to go to. But by now we probably could
have had a home. But like I said earlier, pastes past,
they're like.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Twenty minutes ago is technically the past.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna pick my shirt. I'm gonna turn around
and start walking back towards the town. But as I
do that, I'm gonna pick up my shirt and look
down and see what's changed.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
But that's who's grown a little more. Just climb it
up towards your chest.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
H m hmm. If her plays nice, I'll follow.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
He's not gonna play nice.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
You know, And that's on him. I'm saying. I'm saying, sure,
old man makes jokes, whatever, But if he threatens me again.
If he threatens you, guys, don't hit him him.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Don't be fine.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
M I guess I'm the Uh hit him? You don't
threaten to kill someone.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I mean. And also, like I said, I'm not saying
it was right.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
No, so the wrong is still at the right one
hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
No. But what but I'm done. I'm done this. No, dude,
you know what. We're going back. I'll let it all go,
but I'm not tolerating this ship anymore. I'll play along
because I love you guys, but for any reason that
(24:06):
I see fit, I'm no game. I'm not gonna play
along because I'm not some tool. Okay, I am my
own tool.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Got that right?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Fuck you? You're gonna turnround and start walking back. Are there
still people out at this time of night as we're walking.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Back, Yeah? Around town, you know, just like it's not
a lot of people at this point at night, especially
with the rain. Most people have gone home, but there's people,
you know, still finishing up their day's business.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Also, how high is a tattoo now?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Uh, it's probably like touching you the lower part of
your ribs.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh, this is great. I hope it doesn't hit my
neck and face. If it does, oh well, I can't
stop it. It grows on its own.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
It's it's growing.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
It's gonna cover all of me.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
How do I know what it's gonna do?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I don't know about the let's spottle up.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
The run this shattered, give me a dattoo of a
spider with m what's that song from?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I can throw like some I can throw a little
spottles on some spot spots.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
What okay, yeah, okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
To this stops spot stop.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
You do realize when I say go find a home,
I mean just go build my own in a forest somewhere.
And I get tired of it, go build another one
in another forest.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Oh my god, this sounds exhaust.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
You know what, there's a price for everything.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I don't like the prices lost though. The comfortable I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
If I don't know. My comfort doesn't come from a city,
you know, it's just it. My comfort is peace of mind,
you know, physical comfort. Yeah, here we are finding some
polyester bandits. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
About I.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Uh, I'm done talking to her until you apologizes, but
I won't.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Probably gonna talk for a while. Let's go sitting on
pop holes.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Papa.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Oh right, now, this isn't a little time so probably
like a shepherd's pot. What's just a little bower?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
All right, you guys go back to the tavern. Rowdy
raved Okay, you guys get there. You push the door
open the door, the table has been pushed up back
against it. You kind of, you know, push it open.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Crom force isn't open.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Yeah, And as you do, you're greeted with the smell
of roasted meats, fresh bread, ale mead. And you see
in there and some of the tables have been put
back and kind of like scooted back into the center
of the room, and there's food all over him. And
then you see Jackie coming out and like setting some
(27:30):
another plate of food down, roasted potatoes with green onions
on top and some other actual herbs. And then you
see herb coming out of the back. He's got an
apron on and he's like, hold on, hold on, Turky,
is how much done? And he turns around. Jackie talks
to Jackie. He's like, okay, you got it. You got
a potential okay, and he turns around and goes back
into the back room. And jack turns around and he
(27:50):
looks you guys, goes, oh, hey, guys, have they Okay, yeah,
it's all this. He kind of looks back at the
back room. He looks at you guys. He goes herb
thought you guys might be hungry. Let's fall out, So
he wanted to give you guys dinner.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
That's no shepherd's pie. But you know what, this is
even better.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Shepherd's pie will be done about ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
God, so that's a pro.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah. I go upstairs.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Okay, and.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
All right, you guys can spend the night eating if
you'd like. Chrome will fix a plate and take it
up to Lucas's room. Okay, And it's just knock on
the door.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
When you open, he's sitting surrounded by a bunch of weapons.
Some of them snaps, some haven't, and he's like sitting
on his butt with his knees and his like to
his armpits kind of and he's like hanging like a
dagger between his hands that have been like kind of
sawed through a little bit. And as you open your hand, no,
(29:00):
get out yet, dagger the dagger, No, the dagger's kind
of been sawid through to make it easier to snap.
And as you're walking. He snaps the dagger and toss
it in front of him onto another pile of what
looks like a bunch of small weapons that have been
snapped at bottle. Yeah. Hello, I appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
I don't know if you want, give me.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Like fifteen minutes please.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
The chrome will go down and eat and he'll pop
up in like ten minutes with another plate.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
As Chrume's gone, Herb walks up to you and he's
wiping his hands off on his apron. He looks way
up to you because Herbs an old man. He's kind
of small, you know, and he looks over seven feet.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
So yeah, and it gets higher each time he says it.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, well, I just want to accident that he's a
big boy. He grewing.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
And Herb looks at you, he goes sure, things going
a little bit better now, that's good.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Tensions are high, very high, especially with Lucas.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Yeah, it's going okay, that's the matter with Lucas.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
He's upset. Why kind of threatened to light him on fire?
No incinerate. Yeah, I don't see a big difference, but
apparently you do.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
I light him on fire. He would live in CINERETI
he would die.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, it didn't sit too well with him. So he's angry.
He ain't crying, but he's angry. And we talked him down.
We reminded him why we're here, Why are you here?
I don't want anyone to suffer the way we suffered. Yeah,
I don't want anyone to lose what we lost. I'm
(30:49):
not gonna let that happen. Yeah, Lucas might not see
it that way. He's handling grief a little bit different
than the rest of us. I think that just kind
of set him over the edge. He never took kindly
to feeling like he was being bullied herbs just.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Kind of he's looking at you really weirdly, like he's
like staring into your soul. Kind of he's like making
faces as he's looking at you.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
What are you looking at?
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Hmmm, leans up and he smells you.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Ah, yes, nothing, did you hear anything? I said?
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Locus is mad?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (31:42):
I mean, do you know who he prays to?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Kind of maybe, what are your prayer to? No one?
Speaker 5 (31:58):
That's not true, it's and Dround starts to walk to
the back of the tavern to grab something else, like
a refill or something like that.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Is he talking.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
And Jack's just sitting there and he's kind of like
drunk off his ass now, you know.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
Because he hit all that liquor.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Oh yeah, it's probably hitting Kyle too.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Yeah, and he's all like, got you guys are back.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Oh my god, I missed you guys so much.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
You're slurring. No, not you did, No, you're now you're
covering it up. Pretty that was you should know. That's
not true.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
It's high crump. Hello, Hi buddy, I feel crazy.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
He's feeling himself.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
This is nice.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
I don't drink much. You think I would live, you know,
in a tavern.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
And I'm not supposed to have drunk off the supply.
That's like the number one rule.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That's okay.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
I didn't make it.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
It's not mine.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
He goes like, I talked to her little bit.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
I think he heard me.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I will see heard you when you're talking to us.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Well, I talked to him.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Oh you think, oh when he heard you? When you
talked to him. I don't think you heard me. When
I was talking to him right now? Oh no, he
he was sniffing me. Wow, I don't know. And then
he asked me.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Who I pray to no one.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I just he so, he said. He laughed and walked away.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Hold on the side, and then Crown will like walk
up and smell him.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
He's stinky.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Oh we're talking to sour. Yeah, I want to try
something else in the places. He'll climb him up at least.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Well, he's still stink if you're standing in the rain.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Oh yeah, raining ass now's.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
You like climb him and put his ear up to
his heart. And I told him how to cop one
more time?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Oh shut what?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Well?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Fuck you know, Crumb, I have I thought that many
image issues.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I thought that's a muscle because they've been swimming a
lot more.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
God, I know my shoulders are killing me.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Wants to help up.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
No, last time he tried to help me, I ended
up with a scar in my hand. We still haven't discussed.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
This discuss up.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Oh you know, I know what.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Don't speak with us spoken to I am your master
bow bow these humans.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
Mom, man, that's pretty good. That was Crumb right.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, he sounds just like you, buddy. I put my
hand up and show them the scar. That means that
for Kyle remembers, I believe it meant strength. Someone tell
me if I'm wrong. If I pulled my hand up
and show this, see you carve the symbol of strengthen
my hand in orc So.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
That's just the palm of a hand. If it turn
it over, that's where it was absolutely carved. And but no,
I don't know what she's talking about.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
That's a wicked scar man. Yeah, her comes out ands
like what you your hand carved? Crom something in Orcish
in my hand? Do you read Orcish? You speak it? What?
Speaker 6 (35:22):
What a calm in your hand?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Just a symbol? Yep, I don't know what it means.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
He looks at you, drump, What does it mean?
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Crime?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Crime walks away chrome. I know where you sleep? Rights,
I thought we shared a bed, share a bed. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Y'all colored and watching Smack DVD.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Sometimes Kyle has not MOUs It's true, Kyle has crime.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Kyle has nightmares.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Crom cromars is that c the horse?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Know that Cromendipity like Serendipity. My mom had a horse
named Serendipity. No kind of annoying.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
I'm sorry that.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
And I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
What Oh he we we we infiltrated an orc camp. Well,
we were going to infiltrate it, and then they took
us as prisoners, well, took karmas a guess, and took
us as prisoners. Took us as prisoners. He made me
fight in a pit against another or that every time
he punched me, I felt like my body was getting
weaker barely. Nice man. Thanks. But then then when I
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was in my glorious moment of trying to hype myself
up and the crowd, who actually loved my crowd work,
I was really good at selling the fact that I
was a slave one and two that I won the fight.
Was pretending to hold up the head of the orc
orcs head was still on his body. Yeah, anyways, I
was pretending to hold the head up in the air
(37:10):
and I was giving a speech and then he yelled
at me.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
For speaking well the character. But then was drunk some
stuff that had sharp stuff with it. And then then
it was and then and then I had a vision.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
It was not a vision.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, and you know I did too. And come to
think of it, Lucas hasn't been the same since.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
So, uh what was the.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
The ar?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
The ar?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (37:42):
He was like, yeah, so I don't I don't know. Uh,
I mean that I kind of got out of the throat.
It was uh, it was kind of like a moment
of Clorida. But then like to realize that I've did
something really rule Bob, what was.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
That owning slaves? That was a bad thing?
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Huh Oh no, that was just pretend that wasn't bad
at all.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Oh good, I thought I'd have to not like you
for a second.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
I'm I'm a dobblem. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Yeah, I'm glad it wasn't real slaves crumb, that'd be bad.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
But no, that wasn't the babble.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
What'd you do? We'll talk about that in the time.
I don't feel like him screaming into my chest again.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
Top.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
All right, let's find out.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
So I still the little blew up my entire clown.
Oh my god, it's not for Joctor Aloud.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
I don't know who they actually just met him.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
My cousin.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Oh congrats, I have a cousin.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
What's the dog?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Henry?
Speaker 5 (38:54):
The guy kinda he runs a shop and the prices
are too high the bottom if you wanna, yeah, that'd
be like tell him that's from Jackie and when he
was twelve?
Speaker 1 (39:08):
What did he do to you when you were twelve.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
He made fun of me in front of the girl.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
I liked, Oh, we're gonna shut the stuffs off.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
I I would have been standing at the bar with
my empty, clean plate, sitting on the bar and just
listening to this.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
Oh you can't back down.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
I've been sitting there for a minute now. I texted
you to roll. I texted you to roll my stealth,
but then I was I turned my phone off so
it never actually sent through.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Yeah, I didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
That's my bad. You're gonna You're gonna get it tight
like two in the morning, Like, what.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
The fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Start looking around my house, like where.
Speaker 6 (39:46):
You're gonna hear?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Bra brather, I must use your navatore.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
While you're sitting at the bar, which is busted and angled,
herb comes up to you. He looks at your empty
plate and you go, how's your wound?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
There's no more ones.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
He doesn't look surprised.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
Of course, that's good. Would you would you like more food?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
No? Thank you? If I don't more, I'll grab it
all right.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
All right, okay, And the kids kind of walks off awkwardly,
and he walks over.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
You, apologizing.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
He walks over to you guys, and he says, uh,
so I hung out with some marks.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Huh, hung out, fought, tried to pretend to be slaves around.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah, sure I got better treatment, you really did. Yeah,
I wasn't a slave. I had some free will.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
I know. I pretty Yeah, No, you were a slave,
but I was the one that got the short end
of the stick. I got beaten, throw my head thrown
in the dirt.
Speaker 6 (40:57):
That it's funnier because you're a big I said.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I was saying, might look better on your resume. Experiences
everything nowadays.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Right along refers to the pressions.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I don't know if never mind.
Speaker 7 (41:16):
So look, guys, it kind of like glares hit Jackie.
He goes, I've been made and I've been made aware
that perhaps I have not been the kindest.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
I m oh my god, be a cough drop.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Crom ducks underneath the table. Yeah, I was the same.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Kyle does or not. Kyle lucasays the same. He's like,
run save me now, And Jackie's like, I.
Speaker 6 (41:52):
Knew you could do a big man. Yeah you got
a heart in there Somewhere's like, shut up, Jackie, that
I do have.
Speaker 7 (42:01):
But yeah, look, I I've treated you guys like ravens,
but you're not.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Out.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
He starts to get like red.
Speaker 6 (42:17):
He's, I don't mean there's an insult.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
There's also kind of tugs the other.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
Ravens my friends.
Speaker 7 (42:28):
They did things for me because I know what we
were doing, and we we worked together for years.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
You guys haven't been here for years. We're not friends.
I don't mean there's an insult. Don't get upset. Judge
ers in a twist A right.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
You really saw me put my army man, didn't you.
Speaker 5 (42:50):
He kind of looks at Jackie's like, keep going, man,
it's all right, it'll be okay.
Speaker 6 (42:55):
Express your feelings.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
If you took a drink of ale, I guarantee you
it come out a little here.
Speaker 6 (43:01):
And Herb's like, oh no, no, I got a better idea.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
And he runs to the back. You hear like you
hear a key ring, a lock unlatching, a creak of
a door. And then Herb comes out a minute later
and he's holding it very intricate bottle, a glass bottle
of liquor with gold leaf inlay. It's got a cork
that has designs carved into the cork on top and
(43:28):
he's like jack He's.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
Like, whoa really, Yes, I don't see what it did?
Better shop.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
He comes over and he grabs a few small cups,
wooden cups and sets down the table and the pops
the cork out and he goes, that's just better than ail.
It pours everybody at drink and he takes a shot
and goes, oh.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
I shouldn't have done that. That was probably like a
hundred gold right there.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Will take his drink, No, I take mine because he's
a shoot it and it is the most delicious brandy
you ever had in your life, extremely smooth.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
And Jackie takes like, yeah, finally.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
He's wrong with you. It's a lot, you know, but
like it was basically drinking tasty water.
Speaker 6 (44:27):
It doesn't drink much.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
He's kind of pats him on his head as he's
swinging in his chair. It's a bit of a light
light feather.
Speaker 6 (44:35):
Anyways, I.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
Fell into a rot head training you guys like revenge.
You're not revenge, You're not my friends?
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Good?
Speaker 6 (44:47):
Do you care what I'm trying to say?
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Kind of a lot of pitpal dots worked with thats up.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Correctly, we at They're a lot credible the crop, living on.
Speaker 7 (45:03):
The cob, and I guess I kind of held you
guys to the same standard and I know that you're
not the same. And it's hard.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
It looks at Jackie's like, it's okay, get I get.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Some more of that, and he's like, no, don't appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Find your pack, Jackie, come here?
Speaker 5 (45:27):
He goes, what come here?
Speaker 2 (45:29):
If you can walk over here, you can have the
shot That.
Speaker 5 (45:31):
Kind of stands up and.
Speaker 6 (45:36):
I'm alright, I'm alright, guys, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
You know what you just I I drink the shot.
I'm like, you don't need another one.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
I mean you should have that, buddy.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
It's delicious and hurbs like, oh lemon lime mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
In fact, the cranberries isn't that great. It's chanted.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
I got a rock.
Speaker 7 (45:58):
That says a lot about who you are, Crumb, and
not in a bad way. It's enchanted, Brandy. You test
what you want, you want rocks.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
I mean, I have a blastom stone.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
You've been wanting to use that, haven't you.
Speaker 8 (46:15):
In the first episode, and he says, if you guys
are willing to stick around, I'm willing to work with
you for who you are and not who I'm used
to the Ravens beIN.
Speaker 7 (46:38):
If if you're willing to work with me on the
stuff we gotta get done. He just kind of stares
at you guys, like trepidaciously.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Well, I'm spilting the soul for myself when I say
I'm willing to work with her, but we have to do.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Differently. The older others, not all of them are, but
they were like.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
Like you remember when they were like kind of like
hurting that guy who thought was a good die but
turned out to be bad.
Speaker 5 (47:17):
But it's like that, as you're remembering that crumb, the
memory flashes back to you to his arm while you
were up on his body to try and heal him.
You remember a red hammer tattoo.
Speaker 7 (47:31):
All right, no shot hitting Now it's not the stop.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
It was a rough helper.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
What that was?
Speaker 3 (47:45):
It was like it was like, dude, let the Ravens
have the coin. Plus some of them. Remember, I don't
want to do the Yeah hurts didn't disbelief.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Wait didn't. Wasn't that group we ran to when we
drank with that dwarf they were also.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
And the camp that we went to where the orcs
that the orch destroyed.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
It was like the red harbors or the red swim
Hammers or something like that.
Speaker 7 (48:09):
Yeah, so that the red hammers tattoos, that's the symbol
of the cazandor that's the kingdom above a laurion. That's Darling. Wow,
he's not here today. He went to investigate, see by
that lady and that his other person.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
So so Darlin. He said that he didn't know what
they were like, why they were doing. He didn't know
about poisoning the forest.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
He didn't somebody higher up in the Red Hobble.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
That's what he said. He's thinking about. He's thinking back
to his general and he remember his friend in the cave.
He knew, he knew what was going on, but they
kept it away from Durlin. This is bigger than what
we thought.
Speaker 6 (48:51):
So I still have something.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
They say, the map, the map of the bouts of
use to start, was circling this journal.
Speaker 7 (49:02):
That is that's that's really cool. But you're gonna say
something about there being a part of this outfit. Oh
oh yeah, Fuck, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Long story short, things need to change if we're gonna
work with you. I think that's what he's trying to
get you.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Over the bottle over the bottle a little wow, not
the not the call people out. But you know I
wasn't really.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Couldn't say that tortured somebody.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
That was a torch at the time. I'm aware who
was alreadt And.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
I know I tried to broke his leg and healed
him just so I could break it again.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
That was messed up.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
At the same time, I think proud.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Of myself and I'm learning the balance question was answer?
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Was burning his coat too far? Since he's affiliated with
the velvet daggers velvet.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Knives, that's that's a tile. So that's a form of
psychological torture. And that's also not a'll tell.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
But I didn't actually torture him. I just burned his coat.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
Psychological torture.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
So let me get this right. If someone per se no.
Speaker 6 (50:18):
I mean, you can burn as much as their clothes,
you would.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
I think it's funny for once you and I agree
on something.
Speaker 6 (50:25):
Yeah, those guys have seen tailor. You mention her Taylor,
he makes all that ship out of like discount ship.
That's terrible.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
I'll tell you it might be polyester tell all right,
So what we will exclude the burning of the polyester clo.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Okay, does it end at the polyester bandit's closed.
Speaker 6 (50:48):
Well, if they're bad people, you can burn their clothes. Okay,
will burn the cloth.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
No proper to damage.
Speaker 6 (50:57):
But don't they that makes their sense their proper day.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
I'm like so so like like on some part, the
flu of alvedaggers and then like little up up for graphs.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
Richard employs some people that work there and that's like
another form of income for the so no properly damage.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
Richard turned out into extra processes that have a stud
form of income.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Wow, my entire belief and religious system is upon destroying
things that hurt.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
Other people that us fucked up.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
But no, I'm not going to unfrieze upon your religion
because that one that's knew, that buying.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Person, you have the freedoms religion.
Speaker 6 (51:38):
Lucas found out what he really wanted after he was shattered,
didn't he?
Speaker 1 (51:43):
How do you know he was shattered?
Speaker 2 (51:46):
I told him. I'm just saying I told him a
while ago.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
So what really? What does the bright stuff?
Speaker 5 (51:54):
He kind of like walks over, puts his hand on
your shoulder, goes crime. I take you messioned a bunt
need things to be broken. Because they're things right. Once,
your soul to be broken, so it could be put
back together properly.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
So the business put them back together.
Speaker 6 (52:11):
If we're talking about a business, Yeah, I should polish, so.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Jacks be right now.
Speaker 6 (52:16):
The ravens fell apart about ten minutes ago.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
Back together. Oh my god, I thought this was another shot.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
And pull them up.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
I was just about to say that, sure. And he
pops the corkback out and pours a few more and
Jack say, oh, yeah, the one he's just.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (52:34):
And you see he takes a bottle, turns his back
to Jack and like pours a cup of water into
the shot glass and gives it to him.
Speaker 6 (52:40):
Like yeah, yeah, yeah, he got jacket together.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
That was so much smooth this time, guys, because you wanted.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
It to be smoother.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Remember, it tastes like what you want. It tastes like
what you want.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
It tastes like water.
Speaker 6 (52:55):
He was like, well, maybe you don't want hydration by
cake called drinks some watter.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
He's like, okay.
Speaker 5 (53:01):
It kind of gets up, and you know, he does
that drunk walk where it's like one step every second.
Speaker 6 (53:06):
He's like, oh, he's kind of hite himself tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
To be funny, but Lucas takes the shot, but it
tastes like metal, like you're licking copper.
Speaker 5 (53:16):
Yeah, yeah, he goes, he goes, Crumb.
Speaker 7 (53:22):
I like the business idea, but I don't think it's
intertried refront so, but you're getting along the right way.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
I'm try. That's really hard, like relative is hard.
Speaker 6 (53:32):
It is, Yes, it is. Here's a difficult day to
talk though.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
Yeah, tell me about it. I try to talk to
him every day. I was doing it right now. Hey, question,
do you happen to have a blacksmith that could melt
down a small pile of daggers that I have and
force him at the new ones?
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (53:49):
He looks at cars like me, and kind actually went
to him at the end of the day.
Speaker 1 (53:52):
So yeah, if you notice we're looking at my axe.
Speaker 5 (53:55):
You see the room in it.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
I've kind of stock piled daggers as I've gone and
just kind of keep a small button of them, and
I use well, I use them as sacrificial pieces to
speak with the VARND because you you have to shatter
weapons to speak with them.
Speaker 6 (54:10):
Yeah, yeah, I understand, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
Daggers also, Crumb, do you remember my childhood bow that
I pull all of our names in. I engraved our
names on it, you know, our kids being stupid. The
little bow, the little bow I had when we were
in Townstow, I snapped in half per order of verund
and had I not done that, I probably would have
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been dead.
Speaker 6 (54:36):
Crazy ship.
Speaker 2 (54:40):
But it's more complex than I can explain right now.
But he believes in destroying what hurts others. That's a
very simple way to put it. Oh, Okay. The way
I was told is you destroy things that are important
to other people. I've learned through you know, prayer and
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speaking that important to other people can be important to survival,
you know, important in value. When I burned the coat,
it was it was important by association, right, That's who
he was. He was associated with that group and that
gave him value. So I destroyed it to see if
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I got a response. I got a response, but it
was not the response I wanted. So I took to
the most valuable thing I had other than my fishing rod,
and I snapped my bow. I got a response, a
strong one. And so when I say it's not our
problem this town, that pelt is going to destroy the
(55:46):
velvet knives, right, they hurt this city. If they're gone,
there's gonna be another group that comes, sure, But I
am trying to fulfill. I'm trying to fill for Run's
(56:07):
wish with the least amount of blood on my hands,
which I know is pretty like roundabout and and not
the right way to do it.
Speaker 7 (56:16):
But it's just I just grant. I think you can
AMENTI is a good example. You could destroy the entire
organization without killing this thing on one of them.
Speaker 6 (56:26):
Now, I wouldn't mind if you killed them all, but
you could. You could.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
Just did I tell you that I give slug nugg
a pelt?
Speaker 6 (56:34):
I don't think so, So.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
I should be so I'm responsible for this. This is
on me, and I think you should really know this.
We killed a troll in.
Speaker 5 (56:45):
The mountains, and I congrats.
Speaker 2 (56:47):
That's not I Also, I took a lot of vials
of its blood. I harvested its blood.
Speaker 6 (56:51):
Oh could I have one a bay Vard if you
needed it? But like a couple of years aga.
Speaker 5 (56:57):
To that far.
Speaker 6 (56:57):
I'll get it.
Speaker 2 (56:58):
I'll get it for you later.
Speaker 1 (57:01):
There's something important.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
I took a portion of its pelt, and uh, I
didn't tell anyone. And one morning, the morning after I
woke up, and I looked, and my backpack was bursting
open at the seams because the pelt drew. I gave
that pelt a slug nug, and he took it to
the HQ of the velvet knives, and then and then
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and then I told them that it's a very expensive
pelt because it has magical properties and it expands upon
its own will, and and it's very expensive. And yeah,
I see, I see the problem that was that that
was that was earlier today.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
Her if they cut that, because if it's expanding, if
they cut it into multiple pieces and give it amongst
their people.
Speaker 4 (57:49):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
Will, there'll be multiple trolls.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
If it works like a Star of the deaths. Oh fuck,
oh fuck.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Oh oh gosh.
Speaker 6 (58:00):
I think we have a problem, man,
I don't want to have this conversation anymore than strange
at ways?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What is love?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Maybe to hurt me? Oh my god? What done hurt me?
No more?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm glad I started. That's like myself.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
The song is still a bomb, you know what.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It reminds me of Rainbow Unicorn attack every.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Wrong song though the song that he used for robot
Unicorn attacks is always.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's just seemed like genre has the same tone to
the song. Yeah, yeah, what always a one?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Be with you and make believe with you and live
in how many?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
How many are recording? Yeah? I remember now even for
that song a lot?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Are you recording that at all?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Hell?
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Yeah, welcome to medical Misfits? Who wants to recap last episode?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I'll do it because it was kind of somber. So anyways,
Chrome came back to the rowdy raven Herb's fine. He
apparently burns. Some people melted him with some like kind
of keapot kettle looking jar thing. Yeah, wasn't lantern? Yeah, okay,
I didn't see it. I just heard about it. Hit
with the We all drank out of this pot of
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alcohol that heals us kind of redundant or not redundant counterintuitive.
Lucas got mad at her because he kicked him the
shin and then got clocked right in the jaw, ran out,
said this isn't worth his time. Herbs said that we're
not worthy of being ravens. Jackie gave me a very
encouraging speech after I cried and yelled at him and
crom and I went and found Lucas in a field.
There's also a weird storm happening.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Perfect you guys see Lucas in the field. Go.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I walk up behind Lucas and just I placed my
hand on his shoulder and I say, buddy, you okay,
Yeah you want to talk about it?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Do you need to talk about it? Yeah, let's talk
about it. No, damn you back and forth, typical man reaction. Really, man,
don't sell me out and throw me into the bus
like that. I didn't name any names. Fair Anyways, what's
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going on?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Are we going back?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It depends. I can't make you do anything, and I
wouldn't make you do anything. Do I think that this
is our best shot at finding who? Just run our home? Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I've got a stupid question. You know, I get it.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
There's no such things.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
It's our home. We grew up there. That's that's where
everything started. Why are we holding on to us so dearly?
Like it's gone? We can't change it. It's it's in
a thousand pieces.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
He can't change it. But we can. We can fight
for those that couldn't, for those that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
We don't even know what the fuck we're fighting. Dude,
we don't And and I hate to say it, this
this whole Raven Herb living in a bar situation like it,
it's just I don't know it. This just isn't. Also,
(03:38):
I don't know what the fuck Herb thinks he's doing,
but I'm tired of him fletching my arrows he thinks,
I don't know. He keeps fucking with my stuff and
it frustrates me.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
So yeah, that sucks. I was trying to I was
trying to find a way to.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Relate man's messing with my shit.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
That's rough, but that's not for real.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
But just you know, we just talked to Jackie, and
you know, I know he's a lot easier to talk
to you than Herbiz and clearly more level headed. But
you know, I think he's just Herbs, not the type
to speak his appreciation or even show it. At times,
(04:27):
and when he does show it, you're not going to
recognize it. Is that, you know, I haven't cleaned my
axe in fifteen years, and since we've been here, it's
been clean every single day, and I didn't even notice
it or appreciate it until Jackie pointed out that herb
cleans my axe every single day.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I thought you just started to felt like a good habit.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
S heard nothing about me can relate to admit habits.
When I haven't showered in three days, what that is?
You know, let's not.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Talk about it.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
So its a human day side.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm just gonna blame it on the death and decay months.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It's not a sour guys. Speaking of decay, I'll like
stand up, I'll like grab his hand and kind of
turn around and used to pull myself up, and I'll
lift my shirt and I'll show them the black dot.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Except it's not a black dot anymore. The black has
grown farther up onto your tor so a little bit
by a couple of inches, like kind of like black teddrils.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
So, so is that where you got shot?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, that was originally just a black dot, and it's
that was not like that.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Okay, I know I know, I know you don't want
to go back. That's not normal. What'd you do?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Can I roll an arcana check on it? Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I imagine you and I just like just staring at
each other because I don't want to tell you what
it is. I know what it is, but I don't
want to tell you.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
That's huge hold on your secret's gone?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I hope not.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
So. Crum. You do a lot of medicine, make a
lot of healing potions. You know, you got the healers
the healer's kid, right, Yeah, And you've been working on
your friends ever since you met him. Lucas gets lots
of scrapes and scratches walking through the woods, you know,
cuts on brambles that have been sticking out, or a
fish hook flies back and hooks him in the lip.
(06:29):
You've been working on your friends for years, passionate about
Kyle probably I don't know, falls off a rock fight
and a goat, you know, losing the fights. Go ahead,
it coming, and you know what wounds look like. As
you get close and you take a look, and you notice.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That the black.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
It's not from the wound. It looks like it's almost
ink on the skin, and it appears to obviously have
been put there very recently, and you get the sense
that it is not material. Definitely a magic of some.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Titan if a mosical to two.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, I might as well just tell you. I don't
know what Verund is doing with me.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
You got shattered. I've been No was all the outside.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
We didn't experience the shattering like we got. We got
experienced the dream. But he did. He's the only one
that made that was make contact.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
With I don't know, but my most fucked me up
and I've been tough. Suns.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Think you're freaking you're just gonna close that door?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Do you know if he's the only one.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
That got shattered?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
No, but I know I got pretty messed up in
that dream too. But I haven't experienced nothing, no callings
for no gods.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And even then you follow Narissa.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I'm following Narissa.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
So you want to be shattered?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Then shadowed? Works the different wells.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Okay, uh, the will of the duds to my bus. Sure,
I'm just surprised you know about my god more than
I do.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
But but but shattered.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Whatever, it doesn't take a whole lot until I until
I at all just raw.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Shattered I.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
See where I see where we're going. Now, Okay, then sure,
theoretically you too are shattered if that's what we're going with,
so hold on.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Maybe we were all shattered, but verun chose.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
You about it about it like this, so have him
a good though.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
And I don't know, Lou.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Find the coin on the coins on tolls that was
not tarles a little bad, but.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
The rest of the proceeds to go to sud. That's
a form of.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Hot is standing in the rain having this conversation like that,
like Lucas. I imagine his hair is like sopping wet
sticking to his face and he's just standing here like
dumbfounded at this explanation.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
But this.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Shadow, like the styles were cover.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
It's a gift, okay. The tattoo is a gift.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I don't tell.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It's a gift from Runs. I don't know why he
gave it to me, but gave me a vision and
it started growing. And I didn't want to tell you
guys about it because I didn't want to weard you
guys out. But I feel like you guys came back
for me, and you know you're my family now you've
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been my family, So I feel like I should tell
you guys, you know, I just I don't know where
I'm going.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
I feel like I'm going in every direction at once.
You know, I want to I want to go back
and visit our town. I want to help people. I don't,
you know, I want to help her. But there's just
there's so much we need to do, and there's so
many places to go, and all of those places need help.
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And I feel like we're so focused on helping other
people that we forget to help ourselves.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I don't think that we've forgotten to help ourselves.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I think, then, why the fuck are we out in
the middle of nowhere in some fucking city we don't know.
This isn't our home, This isn't this isn't anywhere near us,
This isn't ours.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
No, you know what my home is.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Then he'll swing his arm out and he'll point out
towards the edge of the forest. That's my home. That's
where I go. Okay, if I could live somewhere, it's there,
I would live all over the world. Okay, Now, I
still don't know what we're doing here. We're finding these
artifacts for some fucking senile old man off his rocker
(11:42):
threatens me after all we've done for him, threatens to
kill me, then tells me to get out. I don't know.
It's holding some magical torch lamp whatever. They just vaporize
three people. Starts holding it to my face, saying do
I want to go?
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I say that's threatening. Take it as you will. I'm
not going to tolerate that.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I don't know what did that.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I don't believe you were there, so I don't blame
you for what it's worth. He's lost my respect. I've
done nothing but say yes, abide it by his rules,
buy it by his oars. I've done everything he's asked
of me. You have done everything he's asked of you.
(12:28):
And what do we get in return? A place to live?
We can find that anywhere. Food, we can find that anywhere.
I could kill something and we would have something to eat.
I did it for years, Okay, I fed this group
for years. I've fed a village for years. Okay. Water
(12:50):
we can find it. Food, we can find it, a home,
we can build it. Why the fuck are we bending
to some old man who doesn't care about us? Obviously,
he doesn't prove me wrong. Tell me, I want to
hear it. His arms will go out, rain pouring off
his arms.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
There's a shipment coming in for you from herb okay
full of books fishing, hunting, traps, crafting for you. You
didn't ask for it.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
He needed to like it, and he threatens to fucking
kill me.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
What a guy.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I mean, you did kick him. He did pull the
bolts out of your torso you also didn't want to
bite down the cloth I was trying to put in
your mouth to help us.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
I didn't have a chance.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
No, no, I mean, I get it, I get it,
I get it. You did kick him, he did punch
in the face. Tensions are very high.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Tells me, I fucking cry, tells me, I fucking cried.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Did you see a tear?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I didn't feel any.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
He saw one when he pulled it out, really it? Anyways, Nonetheless,
tensions are high. The bars destroyed, We almost died.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
And you know who's you know, who's you know?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Whose problem? That is his?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
It's our problem now too?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
How How is that our problem?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Our name?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
No one here fucking knows us.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Velvet knives do.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Who the fuck cares?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
They are gonna come after us?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Good luck?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
They have a fucking troll growing in their HQ right now,
Who the fuck cares? We can leave this city it'll fall?
Who cares? It's not ours? Ours is burned.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
We keep talking about.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Oh, we're reminiscing over the past, reminiscing over the past.
I miss home.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Home is dead.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
It is, and so far nothing here has welcomed us. Okay,
we show up to her, and it's completely contractual. Everything
we do is based off of he's not doing it
to be nice. He's not doing it because he wants to.
He's doing it because we're his bitch. Literally, think about it.
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Every time he says to go do something, what do
we do? We fucking do it? We don't think yes sir,
and we go do it? Okay, Scrub the toilets, take
out the buckets of shit from people's rooms, work the bar.
We're supposed to be fighting the force that ruined our home,
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going and finding some fucking idiot, some dwarf, some.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Art fact.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Claiming they're all magical. When was the last time you
saw magic?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
The cave of judd hud spoon?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Right, So, why the fuck are we worried about that?
Calm anything?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Oh, this other dunrobinism about the paw and no set
of it and starts. I'm gonna start looking towards the future.
They're gonna start with not letting it out troll destroy
that town. That may not blew our home, but I'm
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I'm I don't want any.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
More bad things to happen.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I respect that, Okay, No more.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Bad things, No more torture than the world. Like brother
to the pupils.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Pupils stop for no no reason, no no more they
we're gonna I don't know what they're gonna do, but
that don't die. That's out there.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Problems are about to hurt a lot of people.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
No, I'm not gonna say about that happen the guy
that that destroyed our home, remember that, Yeah, that's all.
That's the future. I'm gonna start looking at the cord,
not stopping that guy. I'm gonna start with that's wrong.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
And Lucas, it's not about this is in our home.
We have nothing tying us here. It's you want to
lay your head down at night and think about the
little girl who is fishing with her father. I'm not
gonna have a home tomorrow because we let we stood
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by and took care of ourselves and whatever this force
is that destroyed our home, destroy their destroy hers, her future,
every every child's future, they didn't do anything to deserve it.
If I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Her okay, But neither we do neither do we know
we did not. I didn't deserve anything I got. You
didn't deserve anything you got. You know you didn't deserve
what you got.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
If I blew up.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
My inside, I didn't want to say it, but you
said it. Thank you. I was gonna say you fucked
up and did it, but I didn't want to be
that guy.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
But look when I was out that, when I was
out that simple, I thought about driven that out normal bombs, none.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Of that stuff. But I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I could have just been the viruses a gun, but
instead of like throwing bombs for the such a throwing bombs,
like to throw bombs for good.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
And you've developed as a person to lucas, you've become
mere fisherman, hunter gatherer to pretty skilled marksman.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I don't want to talk about that.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
But here's the thing, though, there's a purpose for it,
and you know it. It's not because you enjoy killing
or hurting. But because you know one day you're gonna
have to put someone down who actually deserves it. And
there's a there's a thin there's a very thin line,
and I've crossed it multiple times.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I put Herb on that list. Then if that is
gonna be our agreement between the three of us, we
start doing good, we start pushing towards a better future.
Well I ever act on it, I don't know, but
Herb is on my list. I don't think a less
a less acts change.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I think I think Herb is on the same side.
That's the thing. Those artifacts that he's collecting, God knows
what they do. I mean, he has a whole closet.
If you breathe on one of them, it's gonna blow up.
If you blink at one, the world's gonna freeze over.
Who knows. But he sent the original ravens to us
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to find that artifact, to meadow.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Fen another thing. Wait, just a food for thought, guys. Sorry,
If these artifacts are so destructive and and so violent,
why hasn't someone used one yet? Why hasn't Why hasn't
someone just decimated everything? If they're so strong, Oh.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
It's problem. I haven't throw it out how to lose them.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
The Herb is some magical being that can just understand
by looking at them.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
We don't know anything about magic. We we don't know anything.
We ship ship before we came here. We thought catching
the world's biggest fish was magical. We thought the forest
that diluted time was magical. And I tell you, seeing
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someone get burned to a crispy ash right in front
of my face, that was magic. We don't know the
first thing about any of this, thelst. The thing we
have magic is Crome. He turned water into beer, can
turn a vial with nothing in it, and some spices
and herbs and leaves or whatever he puts in them,
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and it's a healing tinkerd for us. Here's our wounds
and our our lacerations.
Speaker 5 (21:15):
But.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Magical artifacts. We don't know the first thing about.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Him we need And why are we Why are we
fucking around with them?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Because if someone, if whoever came after, whoever destroyed Metafin think,
gets gets all of them and they know what they're doing,
like Herb does, they're gonna hurt a lot more than
just willow shade, than willsden, than meadow fin. They're going
after a lourion, all of a map. Okay, sorry for
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want him with Crome. I'm not gonna let that happen.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Okay, then I.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
We need him.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Lucas I will. I disagree, but by vote, I'll play nice.
We didn't need him before. We don't do him now.
It's not our fucking business. If he thinks we're you know,
a problem, that's on him. He's the one that took
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us in. He could have turned us away. He could
have told us to go home. Obviously there isn't much
harme to go to. But by now we probably could
have had a home. But like I said earlier, pastes past,
they're like.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Twenty minutes ago is technically the past.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna pick my shirt. I'm gonna turn around
and start walking back towards the town. But as I
do that, I'm gonna pick up my shirt and look
down and see what's changed.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
But that's who's grown a little more. Just climb it
up towards your chest.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
H m hmm. If her plays nice, I'll follow.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
He's not gonna play nice.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
You know, And that's on him. I'm saying. I'm saying, sure,
old man makes jokes, whatever, But if he threatens me again.
If he threatens you, guys, don't hit him him.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Don't be fine.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
M I guess I'm the Uh hit him? You don't
threaten to kill someone.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I mean. And also, like I said, I'm not saying
it was right.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
No, so the wrong is still at the right one
hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
No. But what but I'm done. I'm done this. No, dude,
you know what. We're going back. I'll let it all go,
but I'm not tolerating this ship anymore. I'll play along
because I love you guys, but for any reason that
(24:06):
I see fit, I'm no game. I'm not gonna play
along because I'm not some tool. Okay, I am my
own tool.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Got that right?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Fuck you? You're gonna turnround and start walking back. Are there
still people out at this time of night as we're walking.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Back, Yeah? Around town, you know, just like it's not
a lot of people at this point at night, especially
with the rain. Most people have gone home, but there's people,
you know, still finishing up their day's business.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Also, how high is a tattoo now?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Uh, it's probably like touching you the lower part of
your ribs.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh, this is great. I hope it doesn't hit my
neck and face. If it does, oh well, I can't
stop it. It grows on its own.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
It's it's growing.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
It's gonna cover all of me.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
How do I know what it's gonna do?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I don't know about the let's spottle up.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
The run this shattered, give me a dattoo of a
spider with m what's that song from?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I can throw like some I can throw a little
spottles on some spot spots.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
What okay, yeah, okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
To this stops spot stop.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
You do realize when I say go find a home,
I mean just go build my own in a forest somewhere.
And I get tired of it, go build another one
in another forest.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Oh my god, this sounds exhaust.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
You know what, there's a price for everything.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I don't like the prices lost though. The comfortable I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
If I don't know. My comfort doesn't come from a city,
you know, it's just it. My comfort is peace of mind,
you know, physical comfort. Yeah, here we are finding some
polyester bandits. Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
About I.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Uh, I'm done talking to her until you apologizes, but
I won't.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Probably gonna talk for a while. Let's go sitting on
pop holes.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Papa.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
Oh right, now, this isn't a little time so probably
like a shepherd's pot. What's just a little bower?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
All right, you guys go back to the tavern. Rowdy
raved Okay, you guys get there. You push the door
open the door, the table has been pushed up back
against it. You kind of, you know, push it open.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Crom force isn't open.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
Yeah, And as you do, you're greeted with the smell
of roasted meats, fresh bread, ale mead. And you see
in there and some of the tables have been put
back and kind of like scooted back into the center
of the room, and there's food all over him. And
then you see Jackie coming out and like setting some
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another plate of food down, roasted potatoes with green onions
on top and some other actual herbs. And then you
see herb coming out of the back. He's got an
apron on and he's like, hold on, hold on, Turky,
is how much done? And he turns around. Jackie talks
to Jackie. He's like, okay, you got it. You got
a potential okay, and he turns around and goes back
into the back room. And jack turns around and he
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looks you guys, goes, oh, hey, guys, have they Okay, yeah,
it's all this. He kind of looks back at the
back room. He looks at you guys. He goes herb
thought you guys might be hungry. Let's fall out, So
he wanted to give you guys dinner.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
That's no shepherd's pie. But you know what, this is
even better.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Shepherd's pie will be done about ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
God, so that's a pro.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah. I go upstairs.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Okay, and.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
All right, you guys can spend the night eating if
you'd like. Chrome will fix a plate and take it
up to Lucas's room. Okay, And it's just knock on
the door.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
When you open, he's sitting surrounded by a bunch of weapons.
Some of them snaps, some haven't, and he's like sitting
on his butt with his knees and his like to
his armpits kind of and he's like hanging like a
dagger between his hands that have been like kind of
sawed through a little bit. And as you open your hand, no,
(29:00):
get out yet, dagger the dagger, No, the dagger's kind
of been sawid through to make it easier to snap.
And as you're walking. He snaps the dagger and toss
it in front of him onto another pile of what
looks like a bunch of small weapons that have been
snapped at bottle. Yeah. Hello, I appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
I don't know if you want, give me.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Like fifteen minutes please.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
The chrome will go down and eat and he'll pop
up in like ten minutes with another plate.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
As Chrume's gone, Herb walks up to you and he's
wiping his hands off on his apron. He looks way
up to you because Herbs an old man. He's kind
of small, you know, and he looks over seven feet.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
So yeah, and it gets higher each time he says it.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, well, I just want to accident that he's a
big boy. He grewing.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
And Herb looks at you, he goes sure, things going
a little bit better now, that's good.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Tensions are high, very high, especially with Lucas.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Yeah, it's going okay, that's the matter with Lucas.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
He's upset. Why kind of threatened to light him on fire?
No incinerate. Yeah, I don't see a big difference, but
apparently you do.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
I light him on fire. He would live in CINERETI
he would die.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, it didn't sit too well with him. So he's angry.
He ain't crying, but he's angry. And we talked him down.
We reminded him why we're here, Why are you here?
I don't want anyone to suffer the way we suffered. Yeah,
I don't want anyone to lose what we lost. I'm
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not gonna let that happen. Yeah, Lucas might not see
it that way. He's handling grief a little bit different
than the rest of us. I think that just kind
of set him over the edge. He never took kindly
to feeling like he was being bullied herbs just.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Kind of he's looking at you really weirdly, like he's
like staring into your soul. Kind of he's like making
faces as he's looking at you.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
What are you looking at?
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Hmmm, leans up and he smells you.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Ah, yes, nothing, did you hear anything? I said?
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Locus is mad?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (31:42):
I mean, do you know who he prays to?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Kind of maybe, what are your prayer to? No one?
Speaker 5 (31:58):
That's not true, it's and Dround starts to walk to
the back of the tavern to grab something else, like
a refill or something like that.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Is he talking.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
And Jack's just sitting there and he's kind of like
drunk off his ass now, you know.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
Because he hit all that liquor.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Oh yeah, it's probably hitting Kyle too.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Yeah, and he's all like, got you guys are back.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Oh my god, I missed you guys so much.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
You're slurring. No, not you did, No, you're now you're
covering it up. Pretty that was you should know. That's
not true.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
It's high crump. Hello, Hi buddy, I feel crazy.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
He's feeling himself.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
This is nice.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
I don't drink much. You think I would live, you know,
in a tavern.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
And I'm not supposed to have drunk off the supply.
That's like the number one rule.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That's okay.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
I didn't make it.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
It's not mine.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
He goes like, I talked to her little bit.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
I think he heard me.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I will see heard you when you're talking to us.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Well, I talked to him.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Oh you think, oh when he heard you? When you
talked to him. I don't think you heard me. When
I was talking to him right now? Oh no, he
he was sniffing me. Wow, I don't know. And then
he asked me.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Who I pray to no one.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I just he so, he said. He laughed and walked away.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Hold on the side, and then Crown will like walk
up and smell him.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
He's stinky.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
Oh we're talking to sour. Yeah, I want to try
something else in the places. He'll climb him up at least.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Well, he's still stink if you're standing in the rain.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Oh yeah, raining ass now's.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
You like climb him and put his ear up to
his heart. And I told him how to cop one
more time?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Oh shut what?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Well?
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Fuck you know, Crumb, I have I thought that many
image issues.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
I thought that's a muscle because they've been swimming a
lot more.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
God, I know my shoulders are killing me.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Wants to help up.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
No, last time he tried to help me, I ended
up with a scar in my hand. We still haven't discussed.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
This discuss up.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Oh you know, I know what.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Don't speak with us spoken to I am your master
bow bow these humans.
Speaker 6 (34:38):
Mom, man, that's pretty good. That was Crumb right.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, he sounds just like you, buddy. I put my
hand up and show them the scar. That means that
for Kyle remembers, I believe it meant strength. Someone tell
me if I'm wrong. If I pulled my hand up
and show this, see you carve the symbol of strengthen
my hand in orc So.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
That's just the palm of a hand. If it turn
it over, that's where it was absolutely carved. And but no,
I don't know what she's talking about.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
That's a wicked scar man. Yeah, her comes out ands
like what you your hand carved? Crom something in Orcish
in my hand? Do you read Orcish? You speak it? What?
Speaker 6 (35:22):
What a calm in your hand?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Just a symbol? Yep, I don't know what it means.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
He looks at you, drump, What does it mean?
Speaker 6 (35:30):
Crime?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Crime walks away chrome. I know where you sleep? Rights,
I thought we shared a bed, share a bed. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Y'all colored and watching Smack DVD.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Sometimes Kyle has not MOUs It's true, Kyle has crime.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Kyle has nightmares.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Crom cromars is that c the horse?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Know that Cromendipity like Serendipity. My mom had a horse
named Serendipity. No kind of annoying.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
I'm sorry that.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
And I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
What Oh he we we we infiltrated an orc camp. Well,
we were going to infiltrate it, and then they took
us as prisoners, well, took karmas a guess, and took
us as prisoners. Took us as prisoners. He made me
fight in a pit against another or that every time
he punched me, I felt like my body was getting
weaker barely. Nice man. Thanks. But then then when I
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was in my glorious moment of trying to hype myself
up and the crowd, who actually loved my crowd work,
I was really good at selling the fact that I
was a slave one and two that I won the fight.
Was pretending to hold up the head of the orc
orcs head was still on his body. Yeah, anyways, I
was pretending to hold the head up in the air
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and I was giving a speech and then he yelled
at me.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
For speaking well the character. But then was drunk some
stuff that had sharp stuff with it. And then then
it was and then and then I had a vision.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
It was not a vision.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, and you know I did too. And come to
think of it, Lucas hasn't been the same since.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
So, uh what was the.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
The ar?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
The ar?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (37:42):
He was like, yeah, so I don't I don't know. Uh,
I mean that I kind of got out of the throat.
It was uh, it was kind of like a moment
of Clorida. But then like to realize that I've did
something really rule Bob, what was.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
That owning slaves? That was a bad thing?
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Huh Oh no, that was just pretend that wasn't bad
at all.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Oh good, I thought I'd have to not like you
for a second.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
I'm I'm a dobblem. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
Yeah, I'm glad it wasn't real slaves crumb, that'd be bad.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
But no, that wasn't the babble.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
What'd you do? We'll talk about that in the time.
I don't feel like him screaming into my chest again.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
Top.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
All right, let's find out.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
So I still the little blew up my entire clown.
Oh my god, it's not for Joctor Aloud.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
I don't know who they actually just met him.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
My cousin.
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Oh congrats, I have a cousin.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
What's the dog?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Henry?
Speaker 5 (38:54):
The guy kinda he runs a shop and the prices
are too high the bottom if you wanna, yeah, that'd
be like tell him that's from Jackie and when he
was twelve?
Speaker 1 (39:08):
What did he do to you when you were twelve.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
He made fun of me in front of the girl.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
I liked, Oh, we're gonna shut the stuffs off.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
I I would have been standing at the bar with
my empty, clean plate, sitting on the bar and just
listening to this.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
Oh you can't back down.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
I've been sitting there for a minute now. I texted
you to roll. I texted you to roll my stealth,
but then I was I turned my phone off so
it never actually sent through.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Yeah, I didn't get it.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
That's my bad. You're gonna You're gonna get it tight
like two in the morning, Like, what.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
The fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Start looking around my house, like where.
Speaker 6 (39:46):
You're gonna hear?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Bra brather, I must use your navatore.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
While you're sitting at the bar, which is busted and angled,
herb comes up to you. He looks at your empty
plate and you go, how's your wound?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
There's no more ones.
Speaker 5 (40:11):
He doesn't look surprised.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
Of course, that's good. Would you would you like more food?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
No? Thank you? If I don't more, I'll grab it
all right.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
All right, okay, And the kids kind of walks off awkwardly,
and he walks over.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
You, apologizing.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
He walks over to you guys, and he says, uh,
so I hung out with some marks.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Huh, hung out, fought, tried to pretend to be slaves around.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah, sure I got better treatment, you really did. Yeah,
I wasn't a slave. I had some free will.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
I know. I pretty Yeah, No, you were a slave,
but I was the one that got the short end
of the stick. I got beaten, throw my head thrown
in the dirt.
Speaker 6 (40:57):
That it's funnier because you're a big I said.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
I was saying, might look better on your resume. Experiences
everything nowadays.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Right along refers to the pressions.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I don't know if never mind.
Speaker 7 (41:16):
So look, guys, it kind of like glares hit Jackie.
He goes, I've been made and I've been made aware
that perhaps I have not been the kindest.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
I m oh my god, be a cough drop.
Speaker 6 (41:40):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Crom ducks underneath the table. Yeah, I was the same.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Kyle does or not. Kyle lucasays the same. He's like,
run save me now, And Jackie's like, I.
Speaker 6 (41:52):
Knew you could do a big man. Yeah you got
a heart in there Somewhere's like, shut up, Jackie, that
I do have.
Speaker 7 (42:01):
But yeah, look, I I've treated you guys like ravens,
but you're not.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Out.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
He starts to get like red.
Speaker 6 (42:17):
He's, I don't mean there's an insult.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
There's also kind of tugs the other.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
Ravens my friends.
Speaker 7 (42:28):
They did things for me because I know what we
were doing, and we we worked together for years.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
You guys haven't been here for years. We're not friends.
I don't mean there's an insult. Don't get upset. Judge
ers in a twist A right.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
You really saw me put my army man, didn't you.
Speaker 5 (42:50):
He kind of looks at Jackie's like, keep going, man,
it's all right, it'll be okay.
Speaker 6 (42:55):
Express your feelings.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
If you took a drink of ale, I guarantee you
it come out a little here.
Speaker 6 (43:01):
And Herb's like, oh no, no, I got a better idea.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
And he runs to the back. You hear like you
hear a key ring, a lock unlatching, a creak of
a door. And then Herb comes out a minute later
and he's holding it very intricate bottle, a glass bottle
of liquor with gold leaf inlay. It's got a cork
that has designs carved into the cork on top and
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he's like jack He's.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
Like, whoa really, Yes, I don't see what it did?
Better shop.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
He comes over and he grabs a few small cups,
wooden cups and sets down the table and the pops
the cork out and he goes, that's just better than ail.
It pours everybody at drink and he takes a shot
and goes, oh.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
I shouldn't have done that. That was probably like a
hundred gold right there.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Will take his drink, No, I take mine because he's
a shoot it and it is the most delicious brandy
you ever had in your life, extremely smooth.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
And Jackie takes like, yeah, finally.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
He's wrong with you. It's a lot, you know, but
like it was basically drinking tasty water.
Speaker 6 (44:27):
It doesn't drink much.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
He's kind of pats him on his head as he's
swinging in his chair. It's a bit of a light
light feather.
Speaker 6 (44:35):
Anyways, I.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
Fell into a rot head training you guys like revenge.
You're not revenge, You're not my friends?
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Good?
Speaker 6 (44:47):
Do you care what I'm trying to say?
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Kind of a lot of pitpal dots worked with thats up.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Correctly, we at They're a lot credible the crop, living on.
Speaker 7 (45:03):
The cob, and I guess I kind of held you
guys to the same standard and I know that you're
not the same. And it's hard.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
It looks at Jackie's like, it's okay, get I get.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Some more of that, and he's like, no, don't appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Find your pack, Jackie, come here?
Speaker 5 (45:27):
He goes, what come here?
Speaker 2 (45:29):
If you can walk over here, you can have the
shot That.
Speaker 5 (45:31):
Kind of stands up and.
Speaker 6 (45:36):
I'm alright, I'm alright, guys, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
You know what you just I I drink the shot.
I'm like, you don't need another one.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
I mean you should have that, buddy.
Speaker 5 (45:44):
It's delicious and hurbs like, oh lemon lime mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
In fact, the cranberries isn't that great. It's chanted.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
I got a rock.
Speaker 7 (45:58):
That says a lot about who you are, Crumb, and
not in a bad way. It's enchanted, Brandy. You test
what you want, you want rocks.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
I mean, I have a blastom stone.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
You've been wanting to use that, haven't you.
Speaker 8 (46:15):
In the first episode, and he says, if you guys
are willing to stick around, I'm willing to work with
you for who you are and not who I'm used
to the Ravens beIN.
Speaker 7 (46:38):
If if you're willing to work with me on the
stuff we gotta get done. He just kind of stares
at you guys, like trepidaciously.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Well, I'm spilting the soul for myself when I say
I'm willing to work with her, but we have to do.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Differently. The older others, not all of them are, but
they were like.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
Like you remember when they were like kind of like
hurting that guy who thought was a good die but
turned out to be bad.
Speaker 5 (47:17):
But it's like that, as you're remembering that crumb, the
memory flashes back to you to his arm while you
were up on his body to try and heal him.
You remember a red hammer tattoo.
Speaker 7 (47:31):
All right, no shot hitting Now it's not the stop.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
It was a rough helper.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
What that was?
Speaker 3 (47:45):
It was like it was like, dude, let the Ravens
have the coin. Plus some of them. Remember, I don't
want to do the Yeah hurts didn't disbelief.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Wait didn't. Wasn't that group we ran to when we
drank with that dwarf they were also.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
And the camp that we went to where the orcs
that the orch destroyed.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
It was like the red harbors or the red swim
Hammers or something like that.
Speaker 7 (48:09):
Yeah, so that the red hammers tattoos, that's the symbol
of the cazandor that's the kingdom above a laurion. That's Darling. Wow,
he's not here today. He went to investigate, see by
that lady and that his other person.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
So so Darlin. He said that he didn't know what
they were like, why they were doing. He didn't know
about poisoning the forest.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
He didn't somebody higher up in the Red Hobble.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
That's what he said. He's thinking about. He's thinking back
to his general and he remember his friend in the cave.
He knew, he knew what was going on, but they
kept it away from Durlin. This is bigger than what
we thought.
Speaker 6 (48:51):
So I still have something.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
They say, the map, the map of the bouts of
use to start, was circling this journal.
Speaker 7 (49:02):
That is that's that's really cool. But you're gonna say
something about there being a part of this outfit. Oh
oh yeah, Fuck, there's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Long story short, things need to change if we're gonna
work with you. I think that's what he's trying to
get you.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Over the bottle over the bottle a little wow, not
the not the call people out. But you know I
wasn't really.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
Couldn't say that tortured somebody.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
That was a torch at the time. I'm aware who
was alreadt And.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
I know I tried to broke his leg and healed
him just so I could break it again.
Speaker 5 (49:48):
That was messed up.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
At the same time, I think proud.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
Of myself and I'm learning the balance question was answer?
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Was burning his coat too far? Since he's affiliated with
the velvet daggers velvet.
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Knives, that's that's a tile. So that's a form of
psychological torture. And that's also not a'll tell.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
But I didn't actually torture him. I just burned his coat.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
Psychological torture.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
So let me get this right. If someone per se no.
Speaker 6 (50:18):
I mean, you can burn as much as their clothes,
you would.
Speaker 2 (50:21):
I think it's funny for once you and I agree
on something.
Speaker 6 (50:25):
Yeah, those guys have seen tailor. You mention her Taylor,
he makes all that ship out of like discount ship.
That's terrible.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
I'll tell you it might be polyester tell all right,
So what we will exclude the burning of the polyester clo.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Okay, does it end at the polyester bandit's closed.
Speaker 6 (50:48):
Well, if they're bad people, you can burn their clothes. Okay,
will burn the cloth.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
No proper to damage.
Speaker 6 (50:57):
But don't they that makes their sense their proper day.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
I'm like so so like like on some part, the
flu of alvedaggers and then like little up up for graphs.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
Richard employs some people that work there and that's like
another form of income for the so no properly damage.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
Richard turned out into extra processes that have a stud
form of income.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
Wow, my entire belief and religious system is upon destroying
things that hurt.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
Other people that us fucked up.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
But no, I'm not going to unfrieze upon your religion
because that one that's knew, that buying.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Person, you have the freedoms religion.
Speaker 6 (51:38):
Lucas found out what he really wanted after he was shattered,
didn't he?
Speaker 1 (51:43):
How do you know he was shattered?
Speaker 2 (51:46):
I told him. I'm just saying I told him a
while ago.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
So what really? What does the bright stuff?
Speaker 5 (51:54):
He kind of like walks over, puts his hand on
your shoulder, goes crime. I take you messioned a bunt
need things to be broken. Because they're things right. Once,
your soul to be broken, so it could be put
back together properly.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
So the business put them back together.
Speaker 6 (52:11):
If we're talking about a business, Yeah, I should polish, so.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Jacks be right now.
Speaker 6 (52:16):
The ravens fell apart about ten minutes ago.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
Back together. Oh my god, I thought this was another shot.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
And pull them up.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
I was just about to say that, sure. And he
pops the corkback out and pours a few more and
Jack say, oh, yeah, the one he's just.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Guys.
Speaker 5 (52:34):
And you see he takes a bottle, turns his back
to Jack and like pours a cup of water into
the shot glass and gives it to him.
Speaker 6 (52:40):
Like yeah, yeah, yeah, he got jacket together.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
That was so much smooth this time, guys, because you wanted.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
It to be smoother.
Speaker 3 (52:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Remember, it tastes like what you want. It tastes like
what you want.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
It tastes like water.
Speaker 6 (52:55):
He was like, well, maybe you don't want hydration by
cake called drinks some watter.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
He's like, okay.
Speaker 5 (53:01):
It kind of gets up, and you know, he does
that drunk walk where it's like one step every second.
Speaker 6 (53:06):
He's like, oh, he's kind of hite himself tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
To be funny, but Lucas takes the shot, but it
tastes like metal, like you're licking copper.
Speaker 5 (53:16):
Yeah, yeah, he goes, he goes, Crumb.
Speaker 7 (53:22):
I like the business idea, but I don't think it's
intertried refront so, but you're getting along the right way.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
I'm try. That's really hard, like relative is hard.
Speaker 6 (53:32):
It is, Yes, it is. Here's a difficult day to
talk though.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
Yeah, tell me about it. I try to talk to
him every day. I was doing it right now. Hey, question,
do you happen to have a blacksmith that could melt
down a small pile of daggers that I have and
force him at the new ones?
Speaker 3 (53:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (53:49):
He looks at cars like me, and kind actually went
to him at the end of the day.
Speaker 1 (53:52):
So yeah, if you notice we're looking at my axe.
Speaker 5 (53:55):
You see the room in it.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
I've kind of stock piled daggers as I've gone and
just kind of keep a small button of them, and
I use well, I use them as sacrificial pieces to
speak with the VARND because you you have to shatter
weapons to speak with them.
Speaker 6 (54:10):
Yeah, yeah, I understand, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
Daggers also, Crumb, do you remember my childhood bow that
I pull all of our names in. I engraved our
names on it, you know, our kids being stupid. The
little bow, the little bow I had when we were
in Townstow, I snapped in half per order of verund
and had I not done that, I probably would have
(54:36):
been dead.
Speaker 6 (54:36):
Crazy ship.
Speaker 2 (54:40):
But it's more complex than I can explain right now.
But he believes in destroying what hurts others. That's a
very simple way to put it. Oh, Okay. The way
I was told is you destroy things that are important
to other people. I've learned through you know, prayer and
(55:02):
speaking that important to other people can be important to survival,
you know, important in value. When I burned the coat,
it was it was important by association, right, That's who
he was. He was associated with that group and that
gave him value. So I destroyed it to see if
(55:23):
I got a response. I got a response, but it
was not the response I wanted. So I took to
the most valuable thing I had other than my fishing rod,
and I snapped my bow. I got a response, a
strong one. And so when I say it's not our
problem this town, that pelt is going to destroy the
(55:46):
velvet knives, right, they hurt this city. If they're gone,
there's gonna be another group that comes, sure, But I
am trying to fulfill. I'm trying to fill for Run's
(56:07):
wish with the least amount of blood on my hands,
which I know is pretty like roundabout and and not
the right way to do it.
Speaker 7 (56:16):
But it's just I just grant. I think you can
AMENTI is a good example. You could destroy the entire
organization without killing this thing on one of them.
Speaker 6 (56:26):
Now, I wouldn't mind if you killed them all, but
you could. You could.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
Just did I tell you that I give slug nugg
a pelt?
Speaker 6 (56:34):
I don't think so, So.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
I should be so I'm responsible for this. This is
on me, and I think you should really know this.
We killed a troll in.
Speaker 5 (56:45):
The mountains, and I congrats.
Speaker 2 (56:47):
That's not I Also, I took a lot of vials
of its blood. I harvested its blood.
Speaker 6 (56:51):
Oh could I have one a bay Vard if you
needed it? But like a couple of years aga.
Speaker 5 (56:57):
To that far.
Speaker 6 (56:57):
I'll get it.
Speaker 2 (56:58):
I'll get it for you later.
Speaker 1 (57:01):
There's something important.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
I took a portion of its pelt, and uh, I
didn't tell anyone. And one morning, the morning after I
woke up, and I looked, and my backpack was bursting
open at the seams because the pelt drew. I gave
that pelt a slug nug, and he took it to
the HQ of the velvet knives, and then and then
(57:25):
and then I told them that it's a very expensive
pelt because it has magical properties and it expands upon
its own will, and and it's very expensive. And yeah,
I see, I see the problem that was that that
was that was earlier today.
Speaker 1 (57:39):
Her if they cut that, because if it's expanding, if
they cut it into multiple pieces and give it amongst
their people.
Speaker 4 (57:49):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
Will, there'll be multiple trolls.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
If it works like a Star of the deaths. Oh fuck,
oh fuck.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Oh oh gosh.
Speaker 6 (58:00):
I think we have a problem, man,
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