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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hello, everyone, Welcome to met Look, where ancient legends meet
modern storytelling and where the gods definitely have better origin
stories than your favorite Marvel character. This is your host,
Nathan Nayer, and today we are setting sail to the
magical coconut scented waters of the Caroline Islands to meet
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a man so legendary he didn't just change a country,
he dropped the mic on an entire empire. Get comfy,
maybe grab a shell necklace. Handsome ceremonial warp, because we
are diving into the myth of iszokelekil Micronesia's answer to
Thor Sunzu and probably Aquaman all rolled into one. Imagine
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a land ruled by a power hungry try and with
the leadership skills of a broken GPS. The people miserable,
the vibe oppression with the side of tropical humidity. But wait,
from over the horizon, through the seaspray and destiny lays
twins comes a warrior. Cute dramatic music, Please Iso kell
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ay kill. Not just any warrior. This guy's got a
divine resume, celestial references, and probably a glowing recommendation from
a storm god. So who was really a hero a
half god, a guy who could actually follow on New
Year's resolutions. According to legend, he was born of the
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goddess and he's on sub who wasn't thrilled about how
the local rulers have been acting read massive tyrannical energy,
so she basically said, fine, I'll do it myself and
gave birth to us. Tom of a man with vengeance
in his blood and divine power in his gloats. Raised
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in cossaret, he spent his you doing what any future
hero does, training, flexing, and plotting to overthrow a dynasty.
Between protein shakes. Before launching his epic voyage, Is received
omens that were basically the godly equivalent of a group
chat saying you got this. Thunder rolled the sea, murmured
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his name, which is probably terrifying, and the stars gave
him a celestial thumbs up. So he did what all
destined heroes do, gathered his crew, packed his mythical weapons,
and set sail like a Polynesian aragon. He's been called
It's Cold col, thunderstock One, and the Great Liberator. Basically,
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if you yelled his name three times into a cornshell,
lightning might strike your ex His name isn't just a label,
It's an aura. Is a sound of drums before battle,
the shiver that runs down your spine before history is made,
or maybe just a warning not to mess with this
guy because he's had his morning bread food. What did
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isokle Kill bring to the battlefield? Oh, just superhuman strength,
tactical genius, prophetic dreams in the uncanny ability to walk
away from spear wounds like they were mosquito bites. Seriously,
warriors said they got him stabbed only to watch his
wounds seal themselves like his skin had Wi Fi and
auto updated. Either that's divine protection or the world's best
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skincare regimen, and those dreams full on strategy meeting the gods.
You think sleep app is helpful, try getting actual battle
plans from the heavens when you snooze. When Isocleki landed
on Pompeii, he didn't just show up. He arrived outnumbered, sure, outmatched.
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Never his troops use guerrilla tactics, spooky nighttime war cries,
and good old fashioned psychological warfare. And the final boss fight,
the Saudilio ruler went full Fantasy escapeboard legend says he
literally turned into a giant eel and slithered into a
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freshwater pool. To this day, locals believe that the eel
is still hanging out like an ancient underwater ghost on vacation.
But here's the twist. Ecule didn't declare himself king now.
He was like, let's not repeat the whole trying thing
and instead set up a decentralized government. Is Culechil isn't
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worshiped like a god today, but he's honored like that
one cool uncle who once saved your village from evil
and bought pizza as well. His name still invoked in
warrior ceremonies, oral traditions, and even the Feast of Liberation,
which is way cooler than your office holiday party. He
crossed over on to the other island myths, standing alongside
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legends like Maui the Demigod not the vacation spot and
King Arthur, but with more island vibes and fewer swords
stuck in rocks. Loving the tale of thunder gods, the
kings and cosmic warfare. Smash that like button, like esocleical
smashed dynasties, subscribe, tap that notification bell and join the
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myth Look Crew. It helps us keep these legends alive
because history needs more epic warriors with divine six packs,
just like you. Let's get philosophical now for a change.
Was esoclechial a divine savior or just another guy with
great marketing? Sure he bought liberation, but every revolution shakes
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things up. Did Pompey need a new order or did
destiny just swipe right on the loudest warrior? These are
big questions. Myths leave us and that and why don't
modern politicians have omens anymore? They could definitely use some
thunder guidance these days. Thanks for cruising through ancient Micronesia
with me, Nathan Nayer. You're myth telling god, whispering eel
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avoiding host. If you enjoyed this myth packed adventure, share
it with your friend's family or your neighborhood shaman. Until
next time, this is your host, Nithan Nayer, reminding you
to stay curious and stay mythical.