029: Blap, Blap - NDS Chronicles - Nephilim Death Squad

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Top lobs of productions.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
We are being hypnotized people like this.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
We are in a country and in a world that
is being run by.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Unbelievably sick people, and the chasm.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Between what we're told is going on. I'm what he's
really going on is absolutely normal. Oh yeah, dude, there's
a networm.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Shit.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's like we all know what's going down, but no
one saying to it.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
What happens to the hole with the brief much they
can do on this now when no we're talking about.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
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Speaker 3 (00:45):
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Speaker 5 (00:47):
It doing that in the grave, but it may we
need to be ready to raise our Welcome to the
game of day.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Everybody is sleep Only some are aware.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Is that the government releasing poison.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
And na.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
Reading dude, we haven't even We're reading Joe, Welcome back,
ladies and gentlemen to another episode of NDS Chronicles. Joe,
don't interrupt me the show where we read you're submitted
paranormal testimony.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I am David Lye Corbo aka the Raven. Don't do that.
That is top loss of the father of disinformation. I mean,
how does it feel now? Is that as I'm setting
everything up? Yeah, David has made it his life mission,
life mission to just an I think it's good. I
think it looks good. It does look good. But you
you do too much. We're like here, we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Start just like all the little Oh, we gotta tweak this,
we gotta do the pose, gotta look.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Everything's got to be perfect.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
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Speaker 8 (02:11):
I think they did this one here for the year,
retardio for the year. Let's yeah, that's a telepathy for
a year. It's fun to be like they made the
commitment to be retarded for a full year. Yes, I
think it's somebody says, sounds terrible sounds.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh I know why, because you're stupid.

Speaker 7 (02:28):
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Speaker 1 (02:35):
Do we sound better now? Guys? Do you like the
way that we sound now? Because he's he's stupid. See
all the little things. He was worried about the lights.

Speaker 9 (02:43):
He was.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Welcome back to another episode. So don't do that. We
already did that.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
No, no, no, no, we're doing it again, and we're
gonna run it from the top. Coppen it from the top,
so we'll edit it.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Das Chronicles, the
show where we read submitted paranormal testimony. Oh, you gotta
press it once and then let it go. You were
you were, you were? You keep pressing it. Yeah, yeah,
you can't keep pressing it, Okay. Ho co Hogan died
so what yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Really, who cares, right, I mean, was he sick? Was
he vaccinated? And I didn't even know he was sick?
I had questions? Is he did he worship Satan? Is
he vaccinated?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
He was a Satanist?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Clearly everyone that's dying is uh. I mean, here's the thing.
If you die within the next couple of months, we're
in the next six weeks, not just a satan.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Certainly within the next one week. But you've died.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
You've died to get away from the accusation that you
were on the Epstein flight log that anybody that dies,
I don't give a fuck for any reason, don't die.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't want to make light of it. Don't die,
don't gooon, don't do anything, don't do but I don't.
I don't want to make light of it. But I
just imagine that if you were going to get molested
on an island, there will be a hierarchy of people
that you would you know, it'd be it'd be like
bad to worse. Yeah, hok Hogan being the worst one
of Yeah. Well, okay, question, I don't want to I
don't want to hate. Be careful, don't joke around, no, no, okay, okay,

(04:04):
all right, Hulk Holgan or I think Ozzie because hul
Cogan will really give you a pounding Yeah, but Ozzie
could really give you the ship. Yah, Hulk Holgan to
give you the brother, and he'll give you one fucking
leg drop power. He doesn't want to be power bottles.
All he's got is the slam and the leg drop.

(04:25):
He's lazy, that's all he has. That's it.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
That was his moves, dog, his move set was. First off,
I don't want to disrespect Hulk Holgan like this.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I think it's a little bit late. You know what.
It's a little bit dark in here now, you fucking
because you adjust things, dude, We're gonna make it it brighter.
There you go, looks better. Yeah, that'll lighten the mood too,
which is because it got dark there, you got dark.
So his only moves were the leg drop and the
hes like a very lazy work. Honestly, I have a
lot of questions about how he got where he got

(04:52):
wonderful hype man, are you kidding me? You ever see
the promos that Hulk Cogan would cut brother. They're fine,
Hulk a maniacs.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
They're fine. But his in ring attribute garbage. He had
like a he'll punch you. He'll punch you. He'll no
cell when you punch.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Him that, oh like he will, he'll act like it
didn't happen. Yeah. Yeah, Like I've seen him get hit
with the chair in the head and be like and
that's fucking dope. That's exciting.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
It is dope, but it's it's now imagine you're the
guy wrestling him and this is all fake.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's disheartening, Like he's not playing a lot. I just
hit him with my best figure. Ye know. That's literally
like when you were a kid and you would play
you know, fake your friends and then one friend would
just never press sell. It's called cell. You'd never sell. Yeah,
you never sell, you never sell back and somehow that
and then if you if you played with that kid,
you'd be like, this kid has no future. So this
is the question that I got, And he does have

(05:39):
he has the future, and he.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Gets the future in wrestling. He's the guy. Yeah, and
his skill set is whatever. Like he's a tall guy,
but there's a lot of toll a lot of strong dudes.
His move set is literally this is what sets up
his move set. Yeah, A couple of punches. He'll Irish
whip you, which I don't know why they call it
that grab your body.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
So they were the first slaves? Did you know that
we was I don't know what I was saying. Irish
people were slaves for a long time. Yeah, long before
let's get into this one. I mean, that's just that's
all I know. That's the extent of it. So either way,
on my side of the family that was slaves. I
come from a long lineage of slavery. Your grandmother was
a she was black, she was a No, that's not true.

(06:19):
Why she might have been who knows what. Look, let
me ask you something. She had it coming as all
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Okay, but what I'm saying, what we're saying about whole
Colgan is yeah, how did you get to the spot
where you were at? Because your moveset with subpar You're
on Mike skills were okay, pretty good, right, It's just
he got to like the the top, which is weird.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
You ever see somebody in wrestling who just sucks at
like cutting promos, who sucks at doing the drama? Yeah,
but they're good at wrestling, but you just go like,
but you can't watch them. It doesn't there's no story.
So in order to have a superstar, you need to
build a story arc around them. Yeah, he's got to
play the heel that. He's got to play the baby
face and he's got to play the heel that he's
gotta you know, he's got to go back and forth.
He's got to be versatile in that heel turn was

(06:59):
fucking epic. The NW Oh shit, it's still bro Are
you talking about Nigga's with attitude? No, that's n W
n w A. I thought we were not going to
curse here. Nigga's not a curse.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
They took it down the one where he did the
black and white era. Oh he also hated the blacks,
which was kind of crazy haste. Yeah, all right. Anyway,
we can ask you one thing before we depart from wrestling.
Who who is, in your opinion, the iconic face of wrestling,
the face most associated with It's Hulk Cogan, thank you.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
But who is who is the best wrestler Michaels or
the Hardy Brothers. The Hardy Brothers were dope. The Hardy Boys.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
The Hardy Boys. Yeah yeah, sorry, they were hard boys.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
What I do like though, is the last time that
Hulk Hogan was on uh I think he was the
last time he was on WWE. He might have been WRESTLEMANIAKA.
They booed him out of the stadium.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, that was weird. That was weird. It's because he
supported Trump at the r n C, because he found
himself as a part of the bast system. Oh somebody
said Ultimate Warrior. Don't sleep on the Ultimate Warrior. Okay, okay, okay,
See here we go this z man. Bring up ze Man.
He's a real piece of shit, by the way, bring
him up right there. This is the same argument that
my cousin and I had. My cousin says Stone Cold

(08:10):
Steve Austin. Now my cousin Gabe. You know Gabe, he's
a real wrestling fanatic. He loves wrestling, and he says,
Stone Cold Steve, I wish, I wish this show was
too bad to me, and you're not good enough for Gabe.
So he goes, he goes. I say it's hul Cogan
is the face of wrestling, he says, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
It depends on the error. But no, the real about

(08:32):
body of work. The real answer is Hul Colgan of course. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
And that's but I can understand how he says, uh
stone Cold Steve, Yeah, yeah, because that's like I remember
what he got hit with.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Its center block and then he stopped being a wrestler
for a long time. Stone Cold. Yeah, they dropped a
center block on his head from like a you know,
I might have been k fape. I'm pretty sure that
that was a Stephen King novel. They dropped the center
block on Stephen King's head.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
No, no, they dropped it on a black girl's head.
She got this is actually very interesting. We should book
another thing that you should I think we should get.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
We should get we should get into doing fiction like
looking I know, yeah, I don't like fiction. Yeah I know,
but give me politics. No, who I don't want it.
Give me politics. Don't do that just because we have
a set you think, you don't look at yourself while
it either. That's kind of discussing it is now okay

(09:24):
what I'm saying what I'm sorry? So this story here
because it all pertains. It's a Stephen King's story the
Dark Tower series. What's her name? Uh, her name is Susanna.
She's a black girl with no legs. What right.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
But the way she gets there is she's walking down
the street and somebody throws a brick at her head.
It just splaps this bitch, like I mean, but from
there it causes a split personality. Stephen King, Stephen King's
super esoterican, knows what he's talking about. She's one of
these characters that has these uh split personalities.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
What do they call it? A this is so siation
and one will come forward multiple personality disorders, it setsop.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Did I ever tell you about the part in this
story where a woman gets impregnated by this spider creature
called Morton and the creature when she when she gives.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Birth a spider.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
The spider is an interesting exactly see what I mean.
This guy's everywhere. Okay, So she gets impregnated by this
uh spider spider creature and when she.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
How does he do it? No? No, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
She gets impregnated by a disembodied spirit and she gives
birth to this half spider kind of thing and when
he comes out as a baby, comes out with the
full erection out of her. Oh I remember remember telling me,
So this is this is her Susannah. Yeah, so she's
got this split personality. So it's very interesting stuff when
you read it. I mean I read it years ago
and I wasn't aware of how steeped in the occult

(10:46):
and things like this that it that it actually is.
So yeah, hit in the head with the brick split personality.
Her journey from there just gets crazy all the way
to nephlam shit. But you don't even we don't call
it neflim ship when when we're reading it because we
don't have the correct version we.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Do now we would, which is and now you do,
now you do, and that's the correct verbiage, by the way,
is is netflim shit?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
You know?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Speaking of authors, I would like to read. My wife says,
you can't have your gun on the table. We aren't
they going to flag your show? No, because I'm gonna
block out that we said gun and that could just
be anything. That could be anything, honestly, yeah, and you
you pointing it out, wife, is detrimental to the So, okay,
we're gonna read a submission. This comes from Joe Joe. Hi,

(11:30):
Joe Joe. This was back in six thirty. It doesn't
have a title, uh, because I don't know how to
do this on my phone. Let's see if it has
a title. Oh hope, I ruined everything. It's all gone now.
Oh this is a mistake. Okay, hold on, Oh no,
that was also a mistake. Here we go. So Joe,
love the show and what you all do? What does
it say? It says thank you and a great and

(11:52):
it's you can see I got dot dot dot. So
I can't see what it says the title. This guy
doesn't know how to use his phone. I don't know
how to use my phone. Okay, So he says, no,
don't touch it. It's fine, it's over. Now he goes
love the show and what you all do. As wild
as the discussions are, I believe the show leads a
lot of people to Christ. Just beat Off on camera.

(12:13):
Beat Off on camera talked about whether we'd like Hulk
Holgan or Ozzie. What's so, who's pitching a tent like
a true boy scout? Who's who's an erect?

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Who?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
I'm even click?

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Why did you click on that?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
I don't know what the hell? Okay, So we're leading
to people to Christ who would likely not otherwise find
a path true shepherds of the Lord. This really, this
really hurts to read. After what we just did. Can
we start Overeah, my god, Joe, well he sent this
last month. Last month, we've decided probably have gotten worse.
We've decided to become worse. I thought we were doing better. Honestly,

(12:47):
I thought I thought I made a conscious decision. Anyway,
I don't like that your wife's watching? Where is she?
Turn it off? Be in the chat? Where's my wife?
Keep reading? Okay? Anyway, I heard you all on a
number of occasions discuss autism and the possibility of the
syndrome unlocking supernatural abilities, the elite possibly studying this as

(13:11):
some sort of way to ascend the current human form
into something different, an evolution of sorts. This whole subject
reminded me of the sci fi novel by Arthur Clark,
Childhood's End. If you're not familiar, check it out. An
interesting novel with loads of symbolism, loads true Shepherds of

(13:35):
the Lord. We're gonna change the name of the Shepherds
of the Lord. We're in the Christianity section. We've got
to change. This shouldn't be in the Christianity. I mean,
obviously we're Christian, we believe in Jesus Christ. But which
is a good question. Let's take a quick departure from
Joe's story until the end of it. Hold on, let
me finish it. That's it, he just said, just wanted
to share a thought quick load Joe. Keep up the

(13:57):
great work, jac which I assume one of the jay
is probably for Joe. And then there's footnotes and I'll
read about what childhood's end is and we could discuss that.
But what were you going to segue into? Very rudely,
I see, I see somebody up there is I says
Raven's wife. But I know she's not in the in
the in the she's a liar, she says, my husband

(14:18):
takes loads. I know that's not her.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Very rude.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
We're talking about Christianity and real Christians, real Christians and
fake Christians. Yeah, okay, are real Christians like us. I
shouldn't have gave him soda?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Yeah, I get gassie.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Hm.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
I got into a lot of shit on Twitter recently
today yesterday? Oh uh, prising the truths again? Yeah, I
just keep telling the truth, keep getting in trouble. It's
like I'm stepping on a rake. It's fine, but I'm right,
I think.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
So there's a concerted effort for whatever reason to declare
Ozzy Osbourne as a Christian.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Okay, now, now I have seen an article that declares,
I declare, I declare, I do declare that Ozzy Osbourne
believed in Jesus Christ. That was what it said. Okay,
there's no My wife says there's no chatting on X.
Oh and she'll make a rumble. Oh there's no one

(15:17):
chatting on X. So she's that up there, go on YouTube.
So so uh, nobody chats on X that that he
believed in Jesus, which is a very specific. I didn't
read the article. I only saw a screenshot of a headline.
Couldn't even find the article if I wanted to, because
it didn't have where it was sourced from. Okay, lots
of lots of lots of Satanists and not even saying

(15:42):
that he was. Let's just start there. Lots of Satanists
believe that Jesus Christ is real. Yeah, that's the that's
like a prerequisite to being a satan The Satanists that
are atheists are not they are not real Satanists. They're
wax Satanists right right. And somebody said to me, well,
he he wears crosses, what sort of statement. But what

(16:02):
sort of Satanists? Where's a cross? And I said, well, well,
real Satanists infiltrate the church. They go there religiously, you know, yeah,
every Sunday to subvert. They go there religiously to subvert
the flock. Okay, that's a good way to start the conversation.

(16:24):
What do you think about Crowley? I am holding in
a fart, I am, I'm holding it. It's distracting. I
won't let it. I won't let it out. It's a
small room. But I just want you to know where
on in my house I fart freely. I mute the microphone.
No no, no, no, no, you don't want it to happen.

(16:48):
You did it. It's not true. I didn't do that.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
I would.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
You would have to stop this. You have to hold
it in. It's gonna have to. It goes back in.
So so where do you where do you? Where do
you put asia? People?

Speaker 4 (17:00):
So people are falsely attributing me saying that he's going
to Hell.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I don't know. I don't know if he goes to Hell.
Hope he goes to Heaven. I hope not. I hope
he found Jesus. I also think that people that say
we need to pray for their souls. I think that
that's retarded. I think you need to have done that
before you died. Hopeful. Yeah, you shouldn't went to that
island going to hell. Why the hell you go to
that island? Why the fuck would you go to that island?

(17:25):
If you're watching this, he was very tan?

Speaker 3 (17:28):
He was.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
He was. It seems like seems like an island boy.
Seems like he spent a lot of time. You know
who else is very tan? Not Ozzie Donald Trump. Ozzie
was staying inside the temple.

Speaker 7 (17:37):
He was.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
He didn't see the light of to day because he's
a vampire.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
What so.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
So Okay, So people said, I'm not saying he's not
uh that he's not going to heaven. I'm saying that
his work and what he showed up until two weeks
ago was not Christian iconography, symbology. There was nothing Christian
about it. As a matter of fact. They're like, oh,
it was a it was a fun game that he did,

(18:00):
and he likes just a silly goose. He's just a
silly goose. And he liked to act like he was
a Satanist and do all the things that Did you
know he he killed seventeen cats a in a in
a drug fueled rage. Wow. Yeah, didn't know that, and
that Sharon found him underneath the Sharon, by the way,
who is a Jew? A Jew? Did you know that
they renewed their vows jewishly? Hmmm? No I didn't. I

(18:24):
didn't know that. Yeah, it was kind of I guess not,
you know reason in the grand scheme of things, probably
sometime after the Osborne show, So when like twenty twelve
or something like that. I don't even think that his
music was that great. You know what did fuck mister Crowley?
I mean these were just faster Crowley bum bum what
goes on?

Speaker 5 (18:44):
And did you know what?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
I found out? The only thing really good about him
about that band was Randy Rhodes. You don't know who
that is. He was a guitar player. He played like
the riff or you know what I just did inside
with the music that I sang. Yeah, that's as far
as I know. Okay, so I did it all right there.
The riff were like crazy train.

Speaker 9 (19:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Brandy Rhoads, he's like hair metal. He looked like hair metal.
Dude had really pretty good guitarist. He died in Leesburg, Florida.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Okay, oh yeah, I learned that. So he tagged us
in it, and you know what I said. I didn't
say anything because I never responded to it and I
don't respond to anybody. Yeah. Crazy, yeah, but that's how it.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
So.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
So, okay, what's child's so you want to still talk? Well,
I would like to talk a little bit more about
Ozzy Osbourne. I would like to say that he people
said that he accidentally did you know that he accidentally,
ladies and gentlemen, bit the head off of a bat.
It was an accident. Yeah, but he did it to
a dove too, Well, that was an accident. He didn't
know it was a real dove. He thought that it
was a fake dove, as one often gets. You've heard

(19:54):
of dove chocolate? Yeah, delicious, He's like, is it cake cake?

Speaker 2 (19:59):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
So he had two instances. Okay, but that accidentally bit
the head off of a critter. This is all superficial stuff.
I think the reality is like, so I'm dealing with
Jack Pisobich, who he's very gay. By the way, Isaac
Cappy said he was a fed Yeah, yeah, unlisted for
an asset or on. Yeah. I believe it, but I

(20:21):
believe a lot of stuff. Here's the truth.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Though.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
You don't work in the music industry for I mean
not even since like what the seventies. Yeah, so we're
talking about fucking fifty years. Yeah, you worked and you
were relevant within the music industry, in pop culture in
uh what do they call this? Like reality TV on MTV.
You're venerated by all of the worst people.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Oh yeah, and it's like actual satanists, like actual crowd
like they're pumping. Well, I mean the people there.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
The people who showed up to his tribute concert and
then and I know that they can be like, oh,
this is a misconception, and you know, these guys are
just doing things and they're just they're just showing you stuff,
but they're not really about it. Yeah I am very
I'm like completely past that. Like I've watched Molana. Yeah, okay,
everything is it's all steeped in the occult.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
It's wild.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
So when these guys are doing the same kind of
show and tell shit, I'm like, yeah, I know what
that is. And you know what, maybe maybe mom was right. Okay,
all these faggots are like, oh look at you. You're
out there saying like this isn't this isn't good. You
look like you sound like satanic panic. Maybe, Mom, maybe
you should be hey, maybe you should be panic. Maybe
you should fucking panic a little bit because it looks

(21:30):
like Satan is out here running the world.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Dog. Well, let me ask you this did did did
Ozzy Osbourne's body of work for how how many years?
Many years? Right, like fifty years something like that, like
fifty years? For fifty years his body of work? Did
it produce more Christians or more Satanists? And it's in
the listenership. I could say that it produced zero Christians.

(21:53):
His body of work produced zero Christians, but us here
talking about who we would like to plapofs on Epsseen Island,
But probab he produced like at least maybe one more
Christian crazy crazy dynamic. Here you're talking about the hierarchy
of getting blapped by Yeah, I could probably bring a
couple of people to the Lord. We've waited. So that's yeah,

(22:17):
that's that's the I think the main point besides the iconography,
besides the killing of the cats and the drug fueled
rage and the biting of the doves and the bats
and all the stuff with the Critters and the Prince
of Darkness and the Crowley songs and all the jokes
sold jokes. Besides that, the fruits of what he's done

(22:38):
it made him a Hollywood elite, married to a Jew
who he remarried jewishly within within the Jewish music industry
for fifty years. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Elite.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, and also produced probably a lot of people who,
even if he was LARPing, said I idolized this motherfucker.
I want to be like Ozzy. What does that look like? Well,
it looks like Satanism. I'm going to pursue that he
was once given across. He was once grip and I'm
gonna pull down my shirt and I'm gonna just like
pull my skin flaps together so I have nasty fake

(23:13):
long tits and go. But he uh, but he must
given across. Who was that lady.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
I'm not I'm going to talk about this person. It's
just ridiculous from the libertarian days. It's very sad, actually.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Long titted, long flappy table.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
All right, well, let's let's let's talk about you weren't
around Ozzy because you're lucky he would have.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
You would have confused the camera.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
You could have taken that skin and fucking flapped away
with it. Bat wings, black wing, He would have bit
your head off.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Don't say blat, I mean black. All right? So what
is Childhood's end? Thanks to Nancy who decided to do
some too much flesh? I agree, too much flesh, too
much flesh. Nancy decided to do some small amount of
work here, which what if? She said, that's acknowledge it?
So she says Childhood's end is uh, the overlords, and

(24:01):
don't read it to the bottom. She she she did
a horoscope for us? She did, she did? She did
a horoscope. Yeah, it's an entire Look it's a six
page It's a six page horoscope with the tarot car reading.
And is that true? Let's let's say, let's can we
fucking assault?

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Just read the first paragraph and don't read the rest.
It's fine, okay, just stop doing that. Nancy, this childhood,
we should hit her, I mean, like really assault her.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Too far away to hit all right?

Speaker 9 (24:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Like tall?

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Just I thought about that sometimes. I'm like, if I'm
fighting like a real tall dude, like, yeah, I might
not even be able to hit them.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
You got it like kicks. But she know its muay Thai.
Did you know that? Does she? Yeah? That fucking bitch?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
All right?

Speaker 1 (24:44):
I would hate that, you know how much I would
hate that to start doing my muay Thai and then
to just get out kicked by some tall fucking all right.
So the overlords in Childhood's End are enigmatic extraterrestrial beings,
extraterrestrial bees who arrive on Earth with an air of
benevolent authority, towering and crimson skidded. They're skinned their appearances
both majestic and unsettling, with bat like wings that evoke

(25:06):
you know, so I don't have to read this, Nancy,
What the fuck? Basically, childhood, childhood and Childhood's End is
UFO show up right m and they think. They stay
in the sky for some period of time before they
finally start to communicate. And uh, what they do is
they fix everything that ails us nice politically, technologically. They

(25:30):
implement new systems that bring about world peace. They introduce
technology that elevates and accelerates us to the point where everybody,
where are you going You're done? Huh, He's done. It
makes everything better. They just so there's no more like
world hunger, there's no more wars, all the things that
ail us are solved. You're saying, like a golden age

(25:52):
by these aliens. But the caveat is they can't expose
themselves physically to us. We're allowed to see their visage, okay,
and then and then until a promised date, So time
goes forward. We live in a very no, don't touch
my hand. We live in a veritable what's this? Oh,
I can do stuff too, that's pretty cool. We live

(26:16):
in a verital which might be a word that I've made,
a word verifiable. We live in a good time. Everything
really is great, verifiably good, but it's it's a verb.
It's a verital good time.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Time.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Veritally the times are good. So, and then what happens is,
after we live in this uh utopia, they expose themselves
to us on their on the on the given promised date, right,
and they're they're basically gigant.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Don't do that. They're they're gigantic uh winged creatures. Demons.
They're demons. I've seen them. They look like Satan. Yeah.
And then they harvest us. Yeah. What are they harvest?
Was for seed? Probably our seed?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Everyboding they milk us. Everything is just we get milked. Okay,
so what's the point of this story? I don't really understand.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
That's a good question. I don't remember the beginning of it.
He just said, Hey, like the show. I have you
ever seen this show? I don't understand how because he
what he brought up, what he started talking about was
Hulk Hogan in the Hierarchy of Black. No, that's what
we were talking about. Was it really? Yeah, Joe, Joe
wrote this well before Hulk Hogan died. Before you know
what's weird? Nancy said that Ozzy was going to die. Yeah,

(27:31):
Nancy is like, this is what Nancy looks like. She
kind of looks like that. Yeah, it's crazy. She said
he was going to die if Nancy on like July tenth,
if she like unfurled wings and she said he was
going to be a ritual sacrifice. Did she say that?
That's what she said? That bitch. There's no way that's weird.
Because Toad posted right a song by Ozzy that he

(27:54):
covered on ukulele and he said rest in Peace, which
was strange. That was all the way back in the
beginning of July. He said that in July. Yeah, Dickie
Walnuts this is real. Hold on, I'll read the whole
tweet to you. I think you've sent it to me
and I ignored it. Yeah you do that? Yeah, yeah,
let's go there. Probably this is bizarre. In my opinion,
this is bizarre. All right, we're pulling it up. Did

(28:18):
I send it to you? I can't find it?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
No, no, I don't think I sent it to you.
Have you set up?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Look at that banger mother horse eyes. Yeah, banger guys.
Another T shirt that I'll never do sweet mother horsees.
I check that out. Let's see all the conversations I
had with David. No, I didn't say. I'm pretty sure,
Okay I did. Okay, here it goes? Uh so, so
Toad you have it? I have it here? Oh yeah,
you get here it click it and then click on

(28:44):
the click it again? Yeah, click go deep. Are we
sharing this?

Speaker 7 (28:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I'm sharing? Is this getting shared? Scroll up? Yeah? So okay? Okay,
So Toad says black Sabbath paranoid and this is rest
in peace to the legends. What the hell weird?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Right?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
July ninth, to which Dickie Walnuts say, is r I
P question mark, which is a fair question. On what
day is it today? Today is the twenty twenty fourth, right?
He done in the twenty second? So scroll down? Uh huh,
Nancy says, didn't you hear Ozzy is on the list
for the next celebrity ritual sacrifice? Baste what Nancy? And
then and then wait wait Nancy, mate, that's a witch.

(29:19):
She's a witch all right? Now scroll down? Look at
Dicky Walnuts and how dummy is Did David L. Corbo
tell you that? Or was that one of Merkle's enlightened guests?
Nobody's ever looked so stupid dark? Nobody's ever looked dumber
than Dickie Walnuts Right there? I drew that. No, I mean,
that looks cool. His profile picture looks cool, but his
words made him look so stupid. Nobody has ever eaten
their words harder. Look what I said, I said, ha ha,

(29:41):
so stupid? You look so stupid? Dicky Walnuts dummy ass?
And uh, he's just making excuses for why he died. Yeah,
he died because he was weak. He died because he
was weak. Isn't that weird?

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Though?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
That's very strange? What the fuck's going on there?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Clearly Nancy's Nancy's some sort of a witch. Yeah, yeah,
and we should hunt her Nancy did it.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
I would be unopposed to burning Nancy at the stake.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Coool would it be for like the next Bohemian grove?
We release Nancy into the forest back there, and we
just have people hunt her.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Oh like, she gets released into the forest naked and
then people have to hunt her with daggers. I didn't
say naked, but yeah, really, well, we can't give her
any edge. She could choke you out with a shirt.
We can't give it. For real. Yeah, she will kill
she would honestly, she'd kill most of the fans back there,
I think, so, yeah, and maybe that's what honestly. Oh look,
somebody okay, so somebody really, somebody sent us something on
my birthday. So that's who's gonna get read next. This

(30:34):
comes from Remley? Okay, which is retarded? Emily, Where is that?
Remley is seven to seven? That was my birth name. Yeah,
oh I thought it was a girl. How many pages
is this? Okay? This is a reasonable one. You want
to read it. I am Jeff I Hi, I am
Jeff aka Remley.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Back in late February, I had a mild cold. Well,
I hope you feel better.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Just tell us about that. He's like, I had a cold,
hold on with Oh, play the violin? Yeah, here we go?
Is this? Yeah? I get a little cold back in
late February. I had a mold cold.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
I literally didn't even feel sick, but I had a
huge coughing fit not only caused me to lose my
voice permanent.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Wow, so he doesn't have a voice at all. Sounds
permanently permanently sound like a raspy man. Oh that sounds
could you just finish a sentence? Yeah, sound like a
raspy I'm sorry, get distracted? Who can nail? What a
wonderful what a wonderful world? Oh that's called oil. So
you sound like that now like Satchmo and you're complaining
what Satchmo?

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
I don't know, but that's uh who sings that one?
M something armstrong? Yeah, louis armstrong. I'm strong? Yeah, yeah,
all right.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
The same cold caused me to have a bad coughing
fit while sitting in precisely the wrong position and threw
my sciatica into the worst fit in twenty years.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
How old doo?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
This persons? Sounds so jewish?

Speaker 4 (31:56):
You have sciatica for twenty years. That means nice, you're
at least sixty. You're out of the age range of
our like usual viewer. Our usual viewer is thirty something
to fifty. Yeah, this person's got to be close to seventy.
You might be me or you might be next Jeff Jeff.
And again, like I said at the top of the show,

(32:17):
if you die, I'm suspicious of you.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah, and there has to be three deaths. We had Ozzie,
we had a Hulk, and know the black guy from
Family Matters doesn't count because yeah, that was like like
and Donu was like, oh two oh one. I was like,
I don't even know who the fuck this guy. There
was something significant about the date and Ozzie and when
he died and stuff, But I was.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
Like, yeah, yeah, I just can't. I mean, he's a Satanist.
I like, what else do we want here? But yeah,
there's a third coming. That black guy doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
It doesn't matter. No, he didn't matter when he was alive.
He's a footnote that he's a footnote in our story
in the death of strong white men, strong Jewish man. No,
Ozzi wasn't Jewish. He was Jewish. He he got married
jewishly but he was a Christian. Oh, that's right, my mistake,
my mistake. Cogan a jew? Oh good question. Yeah, it

(33:06):
was was Holgan jew I was Hulk Hogan Jewish? I
don't think he was. Well, it wouldn't be surprised if
his wife is Jewish. Uh, Terry Hogan, Terry sounds he
dies of cardiac arrests. That's weird. Goldberg? Was Goldberg is Jewish?

Speaker 7 (33:26):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Right? No, ship doesn't that crazy? That one fucking called
me off. He doesn't seem Jews. I was like, you're
telling me, fucking goldbergerg is the coolest, probably one of
the coolest wrestlers. The spear, the spear. Yeah, good, Jack Camra,
Hulk Cogan talks about Guz gold Goldberg will give you them. Oh,
he's got a hammer on him. Probably, what do you mean, Jackcammer?
Baby Dicky down? All right? I went to house.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
He got baptized in Bayou Labatra in the Satanist church
in nineteen ninety six. When it came out, I regretted
so much having to hear quotes from the film every day,
just because we lived in the town that Bubba Gump
Shrimp Company existed in the movie.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Ah, That's that's how it came about. Okay uh.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
The author of the movie also lived in the Bayou
La Battery, And I hope I'm saying that right. That aside,
I coughed and felt the most monumental pain in my
life centered around the base of my spine, on my
anterior posterior right side, and the back of my mind,
and in the back of my mind I couldn't help
hearing Tom Hanks talking about getting shot in the buttocks.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
That's literally how I felt. I was in the most
extreme pain in my life. Literally. I was off work
two days literally and went to a walk in clinic
and got steroid shots and muscle relaxes and no narcotic
pain relievers and what oh, no narcotic pain relievers And
they did literally nothing, literally literally, And he spelled it wrong.

(34:50):
I think his two Yeah, he spelled lit Larry Litli
little lit. I'll allow it.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
The next day I was hurting even worse, and I
got to the point where I could only sleep or
be out of uh or be out of pain if
I laid in the fetal position on my left side
with the pillow between my knees. Then the pain went
from ten to four of ten. Okay, After trying to
stand up and walk twenty feet to the bathroom five

(35:20):
times in a single hour, but failing because of the pain,
I asked my wife to bring me something to pee
end damn, And she opened her mouth.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
That's that's wild, wild, good wife. No, she didn't say that,
and she did.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Because I couldn't stand, let alone walk, my wife reached
out for my mom for help, as my mom had
back pain on a phenomenal level for six years or so.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Is this just a submission about back pain? This is crazy, dud,
I mean it hurts a lot. We needed somebody to
screen the story.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
Somebody where is somebody like that would be like a
skin walker type type of creature, real toll.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
That has wing that go into her body. Yeah, that
also can predict the deaths of future celebrities. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
We'll find someone like that. Yeah. Sounds like Toad wrote in.
Sounds like I was writing under the acronym No. Okay,
all right. So she reached out to her mom, my mom,

(36:19):
his mom. She went in law.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she reached out to her mom, his mom. Whatever,
My mom and stepdad came over. Mom gave me two
pain pills, and my stepdad helped me get dressed and
loan me his late sisters walk her, and a couple
hours later I was able to make it to the
emergency room.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Damn dud. In the emergency room, I scanned the QR
code and filled out forms as a QR code. Now, yeah,
they wud welcome to the future. We're not fucking around it.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
That sucks, dog, I don't like that filled out about uh.
It took about five or ten minutes, and then I
clicked send. About two minutes later, I see the most
stunningly gorgeous brunette in a gray and black pink striped
skirt suit.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Talk about service. That was fast.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
I saw her and I felt bad for staring, but
she was so gorgeous that I couldn't look away. But
it was weird, like it wasn't sexual, but rather would
compare it to watching a sunset over Niagara Falls.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Damn bro simpin. All right, pause simpin. That's big simpin,
Big simp I re listened to the Mother Horse Eyed
thing again. Okay, you've got to listen to it. There's
a part I haven't listened to it. Once you've listened
to it twice more and this is more than so
this time I listened was just a nine hour version.
I want people to know too, Like it's you know,
everybody who's like listening to that. This is entirely tops

(37:33):
idea dude, it is crazy. I made an executive decision.
We didn't even talk about it. He just said, mother
horse eyes. Okay, but the it it made me. Are
you sharing this?

Speaker 4 (37:42):
I'm sharing it again because it made me freaking draw this.
This is crazy, like I was influenced to. She's got
hands like a crab. She's stacked on top of like,
she's not really put together. She's just pieces of different things.
She's got fucking birds coming out of her cloth, and
the birds speak. She's got the face of a horse
and the jaw of a goat. I don't like that,

(38:03):
and the eyes of a horse. And she's just decaying,
falling apart, and she has children and she just like
but whatever, the story is, Like, the story's about, uh,
this this specific story because this is a set of them,
this person that is tied into the interface system. It's

(38:23):
basically like neuralink. But he wrote this in twenty sixteen,
so these people are in something called the hygiene bed
where they just like turn in and the hygiene bed
keeps them alive somewhat but keeps them like kind of
sort of like moves them a little bit. It keeps
them from stinking as much as it no, but it
doesn't work. It's supposed to have sensors that will go

(38:44):
off when you're in too much pain, and you're supposed
to be able to override it and come out, but
most people have figured out a way.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
To stay there forever. It's like a respirator. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Yeah, but they'll like ignore the override, like they figure
out how to get rid of the override, and the
only thing that wakes them up from getting out of
these hygiene beds is their own stink of their bed
sores and their stench just rotting flesh.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
So whatever.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
There's a person in there and she's doing a or
I think it's a he Okay, one of the person
is doing a simulation that's an eighty simulation where they
are a beautiful girl in the eighties and they're talking
to a guy, but they're actually nasty and covered in
bed sores in real life. Yeah, yeah, but they're just
like sleeping. That's like kind of like the matrix. Now
it's just like the matrix. So they're in this simulation.

(39:29):
The simulation goes sideways and they start to uh. They're
at the point in the simulation where they're like, you've
got to play out a narrative, whatever the game is,
and you can kind of do whatever you want, but
like the narrative that you chose has something to do, okay, Okay,
And of course all these guys do once they're in
like the female body or the male body, they just
start to goon. They start to like, you know, have

(39:50):
sex with the other characters. They can do whatever they want,
they can kill together whatever they want. They get to
a point where they see like like it starts to
glitch a little bit and they don't really understand what
the point of this story that they're playing is. Okay,
and they're like, but I'm gonna see it out to
the end. They're on a dance floor and they describe
somebody just like this, like a character out of nowhere

(40:10):
in a suit, unbelievably beautiful. It's a guy, but his
features are so stunning that they can't stop like looking
at this.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Guy that reminds me of the chick from he came
to set the captains free, and the way she would
describe Satan, yes, exactly. So he's wearing like this darker suit.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
As a matter of fact, I think he's wearing like
like how you described, like a tank top in a
suit sort of thing, like how you described on the boat.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
And she can't stop looking at this thing, to the
point where the other like characters in this it might
be somebody in the Philippines, or it might be an
NPC computer. They're kind of they've noticed that, like she's
no longer engaged in the narrative that she's opposed to.
This guy takes I just list it's crazy. He takes
the one of the characters, the other main character's face

(40:59):
and just like peels it off like a sponge, and
she's like, he's like it's in his hands. He's dripping wet.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
This guy just like dies evaporates, and eventually he rapes her.
Oh in the in this thing on the dance floor
while other people kind of like disintegrate around him. And
as she describes this person and like he's changing in
front of her. He's like he has two eyes, No,
now he has four, Now he has sixty four. Now
it's uncountable and like like like a biblical angel almost.

(41:27):
It's it's written beautifully. But this is kind of what
this is reminding me of, where it's like, you have
this strange character.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Where am I supposed to listen to fucking mother horse
eyes on Death Squad? On the Nephilum Death Squad audio
feed you can go there, there's three there's three parts.
Can we listen to it on the way to Sarasota tomorrow? No,
I've listened to it twice, David, thank you. Where am
I supposed to listen to this on your own time?
I'm not going to listen to this in my house?
Listen to him with Jack No, horrified. It's really the

(41:56):
reason that I haven't listened to it, as I'm like,
where the fuck am I gonna listen to this thing
that everyone's like it's giving me nightmares? We could listen
to it. Half of our audience is like cursed. Yeah, yeah,
it's fine because of it, they'll be Okay, read the Bible, touche. Okay,
here we go. Look a second, we just got so roasted.

(42:16):
You read this. Who is the Somali interviewing Pedro past
but I have to make him feel shit comfortable. So
fucked up, dude. Oh my god, this in this camera
is fucked Okay, there we go. I I couldn't look away.
It was so weird. He's talking about this beautiful person,
this gorgeous person. Okay, but I but I rather.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Would compare it to watching a sunset over Niagara Falls.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yeah, yeah, sun exact.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
In the eighteen eighties, Charles Dickens visited Niagara Falls and
he was staying at the boarding house. Think of think
B and B like Airbnb, Yeah, yeah, or bed and breakfast. Okay, Okay,
Airbnb didn't exist in the eighteen is.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
That would be? And B still stands for the airbend
and breakfast.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
That's a good question. Chat figure that out for us,
somebody quickly. Yeah, we should have actually kicked out the poors.
It has been forty three minutes.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Oh my god, there's so many disgusting pores. Not good
Now that we're like ir L, it's hard for us
to tell when they're still here. The stink. You can't
really yeah, you can't smell it as much. Yeah, we
gotta get rid of them. Fat Day calls me motherfucking
fat Pedro Pascal Fat Dave. Oh my god, we got
rid of Cole. We just fucking not fat dude. I
am doing just fine. He's doing all right, all right,
Bye bye, guys, we gotta go. Goodbye. Be your poor

(43:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, go nowhere to find he's trying to
not come backslash Net Film Desk Squad. I just kicked
out your wife. You discussed me, not my wife. Oh
my god, that was a bad timing of you know,
can of events. She can't watch it pro we're not
watching anymore either. She's she's like I stopped at the blaps. Yeah,
after they were talking about getting molested by hul Cogan
the six Blap. Okay, here we go and we all.
I don't like that Fat Raven is in the chat. Uh,

(43:53):
Fat Ravens says he's doing fine. Plump, I do like
fat You know that? Do you know the story behind
Fat Day? You know that? Wasn't that just like Cole
taking on the moniker of Fat Dave Smith. Yeah, that's
how like people like got to know Cole. That's very interesting. Yeah,
I'm very upset that Cole doesn't have a way for
people to get to know him. Now. He should do
he should do like workout content. It would be great

(44:15):
to do a show with Cole, like I R. That
would be fun. That'd be great. But he lives in
Albalim and shakes a lot and he farts a lot.
It's kind of disgusting. Yeah, I wonder if he's alive.
He has this look on his face like he's like,
have you even heard from him lately? He's got a
lot of drooel that accumulates his mule. His eyes are
usually glazed over and they kind of go walleyey like yeah,
like like penny Wise. Yeah, Oh, scary god, demons for sure. Yeah.

(44:40):
I spoke with Cold yesterday. We spoke about Toad. How's
he doing? Is he all right? It's Cole's doing good Toad.
I don't know. We gotta you know. Clint reached out
to me. Don't care. No, he didn't do that. I'm
just he just left me on ready, never said anything. Okay,
let's see. He played the odds and went straight to
the tabe to table Rock and informed Dicken I missed

(45:02):
a sentence? What table Rock and informed dickens okay.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
He left before breakfast and didn't show for lunch and
about an hour before dinner, the boarding house owner sent
an errand boy to see if he could find mister Dickens.
He played the odds and went straight to the table
rock and informed Dickens that it was almost dinner time,
and without breaking his gaze, mister Dickens said, It's as
if I'd been transported to heaven and I'm staring into

(45:26):
the very face of God. The moment I saw her,
I remembered that story and I finally understood what he meant. Interesting,
I felt the same exact way. She was both simultaneously
the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen and also familiar,
like we're probably related, and I recall both first hearing
in my mind the passage in the Bible about you

(45:48):
never you never know when you're when you're entertaining an angel.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
This dude wrote entering yah, which is why you can
see where his mind was with some Nephlim shit. It
struck a chord with me, and simultaneou she looked so
much like my damn, this dude is outing himself.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
We read some fucked up stories on this show, this
like the yeah, this is crazy, Okay. She looked like
my cousin who was probably ten years younger. But somehow
this lady was even more attractive, and I both duly
could not look at her. Uh but it wasn't a
sexual attraction. I've never experienced anything like that before. My

(46:27):
lizard brain initially initial reaction quickly changed to the realization
that she, this gorgeous woman, was most likely a bureaucrat
who either wanted my credit card or wanted to make
my day worse in a different way, complaining about the
way I filled out the form. But I was so
humbled and relieved when this gorgeous and he keeps putting.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Gorgeous is in all caps. This guy is bricked up,
so is in Okay, every time he writes that, it's
like all caps, very strange. He wants us to know
she's very beautiful. She's probably white. Chill, dude, geez, what
do you think she's black?

Speaker 2 (47:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Get serious, man, all right, please go on. But in
the way sunset over Niagara Falls is gorgeous.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Way lady walked up to me out of twenty people
in the emergency room and gently placed her left hand
on my right shoulder and looked in my eyes with
genuine compassion and empathy, as if she had felt my
pain and actually knew me, or for millennials, like a
vet who finds a chihuahua hit by a car. Ah Yeah,
literally again he spells it wrong lit lit literally literally how.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Couldn't his like autocorrect is not saying yo, bro, And
he spells it a couple couple different ways literally like
cat literally, you know what it is?

Speaker 4 (47:44):
This is a man of conviction. You ever do you
ever spell something? And then yeah, and it switches it back.
But then you could press a button that's like you
could press a check on the phone, And this is
how I spell it.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
I did it on purpose. Yeah, and then it goes fine. Fuck,
I guess that's a word like when I say what
but I spell at wut? When do you say pulled on?
What did you say earlier in the show? Oh yeah,
that was a real word. That was It's not that
that was like right in the beginning, people will if
you scroll back up, they will go all the way
to the top. No, they're just talking about time to
the bottom. Bottom of the stop is the top shoes

(48:13):
aren't distracting enough. They said, okay, never mind, Fuck these people.
I noticed they match your your logo? Was that on purpose?
But what the shoes.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Yeah, oh they matched my shirt too. That's why I
did it, because I'm wearing the shirt, not not the sign.
Okay literally literally no, literally literally, I can't find where
he because he spelled it wrong so many times here.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
I don't know if I could touch it and give
you a got it did? Did it work on your end?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Literally?

Speaker 4 (48:44):
My mom and wife didn't have that level of concern
for me in the moment. They were like, this nigga
is a complainer.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, I wish he just died.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
The bills, oh my god, I'm sure are piling. So
she knelt down on the ground in her five thousand
dollars Chanelle's Chanelle's shirt suit and gently laid her hand
on my right shoulder and said, you're too young to
hurt like.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
This misspelled your too. It's crazy because if this is
an angel, angels are wearing five thousand dollars's shirt skirt combos. Yeah,
that's crazy. Excellent, excellent, what do we say here?

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Then she put her other hand on the walker, Uh,
I was you I was using? And oh the walker
I was using and asked if it was mine with
genuine compassion and caring. I assured her that I was
only borrowing it, but that i'd otherwise not have made
it to the to her emergency room. She replied, I'm

(49:43):
going to fix this. I'm moving you to the front
of the line, and i'm gonna get your your IV
started asap and as soon as your blood work gets back,
I'm going to see that you get the strongest pain
meds possible. Huh, I'm going to feel I'm going to
feel this during this shit.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
What does that mean? I'm not sure. Yeah, during this exchange,
I looked at her name tag and a couple norko
after a couple of noorco. I don't know what whatnorco is? Yeah,
is that like a pain pill? I guess.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
It took me twenty seconds or so to make out
physician's assistant as her title. But I realized that staring
at her breast as she might uh oh she might
see looking at her name tag yet right, could be
rather objectionable. So I don't know her name, But she
didn't seem to care about looking at her breast. In fact,
she's like, I get it, Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
They're nice. They're not those flapjacks like these aren't libertarian
flapjack breaths. These are fucking what is it physician's assistance breas?

Speaker 4 (50:45):
You know, it's crazy. What's that that person has? Like
a she pays her mortgage from tweeting because Elon has
boosted it. And I'm just like, I don't understand, like
the attraction to these flapjacks. Elon could have anybody and
he's kind of like going after these.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
It's weird. It's weird. Maybe she's got like a hidden
gene or something that he knows about. Yellow school buses
are what we called Norco biggest faux heead is you know,
that's another account that's that's made after me. Yeah, forehead
not nice. I don't understand. I don't know what nor
can no no, Narcan is a pain med. I know Narcan. Yeah,

(51:22):
that's for people that do heroin. Yeah yeah, but it
probably has dually maybe, so maybe that's what it was.
It was Narcan Okay, Okay, So she totally followed through. Yeah.
In fact, she smiled a bit and when she noticed
me and then locked her eyes. Oh so she was
like enjoying. She was like, you go on, look at
these tipsy, look at them bad boys? All right, all right.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
My mom asked to see my discharge papers and said
that after ten doctors and five years of pain management
and X rays, et cetera, her doctors wouldn't give her
any of the meds they gave me, and the ship
they gave me dem role was basically just prescription heroin.
M yeah, in the doses they gave me.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
So, I don't know, is this lady an angel? She's
just dose you with heroin? Anyway, She's got big dirty
bags and she's given you heroin. I don't know what's
going on. Caught you on an addiction? All right?

Speaker 4 (52:10):
All this was interesting and curious, and I have thought
about it every day since, and I see her face in.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
My mind every time I close my eyes. Damn dude,
it's down bad. Yeah, it's I.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Hope she's just a hallucination, or, more likely, an actual angel.
I was content thinking that she was a very pretty,
unusually kind and empathetic lady who seemed to have a
bit of a crush on me, though she's light years
out of my league. I wrote a song for her,
whoa damn Yeah, the first song I've ever written as
a musician of thirty five years and it's awesome, but

(52:43):
I blew out my voice at the same time, and
nobody cares.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
About what a wonderful set of brass and no one
cares about instrumentals. Yeah, uh, you know you could. You
could be a ghostwriter for somebody. Somebody might if it's
if it's a banger, might pay quite a bit of
money for uh for that, you know, because because everybody,
all the all the big ones use ghostwriters. Oh boy,

(53:09):
when I was younger, I used to think that these
people actually sang their their songs. Uh, not the case they,
I'm sorry, wrote their songs. Not the case they. Ozzie
didn't write any of these songs. That's right. It was
all all written by witches, all the all the witches were.
We actually have to pull this up because he has
a render I guess that we should see. Oh are
you gonna make me listen to something? I think he's

(53:30):
a renderer of for tits. Okay, let me see what
it says here. I don't want to see those random
ski Saturday, I downloaded an AI app and asked it
to show me as a muppet, and me as many
other things, but as a single child. I asked it
to show me what my sister would look like to
maybe understand how women might see me. AI shows me

(53:51):
her literally her again literally literally. Oh he spelled it right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
I don't know where to uh where to play that,
but I'll attach an AI rendering of her.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Okay, let's break it up. Let's see what what she
looked like. I don't know how he didn't attach it.
He didn't attach it. There were no footnotes, there were
no attachments with the emails. That is fucking hilarious. What
the ship, dude, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeffrey. Come, you didn't
do that. Yeah, that's weird. Well that's great. You really
got I was ready. I was ready to see this

(54:24):
angel and there's nothing there. You didn't attach anything, Jeff,
all right. I mean that's interesting. Though my wife says
she hates this show. He's here. Yeah, I hate it too.
I wonder, I wonder if like you go back to
these places, if these people exist there, you know, or
if this is just like a one time thing. I
hear this sort of thing a lot in hospitals, you know,

(54:46):
And Keisha Bears is boring. I don't blame you, Kisha.
What happened there? You were supposed to attach something, Jeff,
and you didn't attach anything. And now now now now
we look boring. Yeah, now we look boring. Thanks a lot, Joe.
My shoes, but boring. I mean, you know they're fake. Okay,
so that was that was Remley. So let's put that

(55:08):
in the done pile. Huh. I'm gonna read this one.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
The one untitled document untitled document what is that? It's oh,
it's okay, we'll read this and documentary documentary to do list.
The first thing on there, tell Nancy my blood type?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Oh you you you made this. I didn't make that. Yeah,
you made this. Why would it be in our that's
just as a to do list? Bro grow for and
documentary to do list. Yeah, but the only the only
item agenda on there is for me to give Nancy
my blood type.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
I mean yeah, at some point you must have it
makes sense you must have meant to do that. Yeah,
I'll have to pick that up, all right. Third story,
time for one more?

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Yeah, I got a pee? You got a p Can
we have a piss break? Can we play? Can we
take a second and say? Fuck you?

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Meaty?

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Why you know it's just what did Meaty? Do you
know what he did, and he knows what he did.
He knows, he doesn't know what he did. Guys, f's
in the chat for medi and what he fucking did.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Guys, we're actually also stepping up our game, so really
interesting stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
What are you doing? What are you talking about? We
got another We're gonna have a two camera set. No, no,
I know that. But what are you doing? You're just
looking at tweets? Oh you know we're gonna okay, all right,
we're gonna play a song. This is the prophetic song
of as we take a break. Can you pause that?

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Yeah, relax, relax, relax. Actually, I gotta poop. You can't
poop in my house. You gotta go home. Enjoy the show. Guys.
We'll be back. We'll be back. We'll be back.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Finish with my one man. Because she couldn't know me
with my mind, people think i'd.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Be safe because I am frowning all the time, Holly am.
I think of things that nothing seems to satisfying. I

(57:32):
think I'll lose my mind in fat up by something
to pass it fun?

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Can you help me him? I keep by my brain.
Oh yeah, buddy, someone to show me those things in

(58:03):
like that, I can't find. I can't see the things
that makes you happy.

Speaker 7 (58:08):
And this so must be flying.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
May a children. I will sign and you will live. Man,
I will cry how this I cannot feel? I love
to be and some won't real that's reminding. Really is

(59:07):
for selling, you know my say. I'll tell you to
joy that bog we sharned. Good bye. It's to bab.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
How did you? How did you? How did you want? Mute?
Met pressed the mute putton? Which one was that? The
red one? What's up, guys, we're back. We did it back.
We're back. I was on Twitter really quick and I saw,
uh yeah, Jack pisobic again. Oh what a lesbian? He posted,
Hulk Hogan.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
Once you're a Christian, you've accepted Christ as your savior,
you're not going to perish, but have everlasting life.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Brother, dude, you got to comment and say he was
a satan.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
I literally just commented and I said he worshiped the
devil with an asterisk saying exact thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
That's so funny.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
He brutally, I mean, he brutally ratioed me last time.
It's like seven hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
I'm doubling down. You bitch. That's so funny. I love that,
you know what, I'll be proving. I just don't like
him now. I don't like him. That's very funny. Somebody
people are saying, amen, based Hulk, and I'm the only
person who's like he's a fun.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
He blapped me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
On the island multiple times. He was blapping me. Okay,
all right, we're gonna read. Let's see that was seven seven,
so I guess seven eleven, sevent eleven.

Speaker 9 (01:01:10):
This is a shit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
That's when he no, no, no, no, no, okay, seven eleven.
This is from Nathan. It says top Raven Nathan, Nathan,
My damn is Nathan. No shit. I live in Kentucky.
I will keep it short and sweet. It's very short
and sweet. Good job. Oh I have his last name?
Should I dox him? He goes, don't do that, all right,

(01:01:31):
I'll dox him, he goes. I will keep it short
and sweet. I have nothing more than loose connections between
religious concepts you all have bought up over the years,
and physical locations around Kentucky. That's all we have, yeah,
is loose connections and religious things. Great, Scott, don't don't don't, don't,
don't say that, Scott about me. Do you think so?

(01:01:53):
I've been You know, we changed the camerang if you
see the camera angle.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
No, you know why.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
I think because I was trying to figure out the
buttons and he had a gander at my chee cheese.
Because I was I was bent over a little bit
looking at thing, looking at do the thing? Not not
not not nice. Scott m lauren says, docs Am I
living Kentucky too? Oh good? She'll come and kill you. Yes,
you'll come and kill you. Nathan m lauren is coming to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Your house to kill you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Okay, so uh so I think you all might find
it interesting within Mammoth Cave, Oh, Mammoth Cave. This is
all part of the cave system that stretches through the Appalachias.
I do believe the largest cave complex in the world,
according to the guides, the guides, what guides, Spirit guides,
the guides. We're talking about with over four hundred continuous

(01:02:41):
miles of caves stretching underneath the area. There are several
caverns and geological features borrowing their name from mystic origins origies.
I didn't say that there is the Giant's coffin the
bottom Lin Pit Black Snake Avenue. Also, the river Sticks

(01:03:07):
runs through the bottom of the cave. This is interesting
because that same cave system is where you will find
Garden of the Gods. Oh, not not in Mammoth Cave,
but part of the same cave system that stretches through
the Appalachias heads west a little bit mm hm heads inland.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
What is this?

Speaker 6 (01:03:25):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
What is this? What is this?

Speaker 7 (01:03:26):
Z Man?

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
I don't know nothing about mammoth caves, but Raven got
mammoth cakes. Yeah, dog, you know. I recently made a
z Man the admin on on telegram. That was a
mistake because we had a guy skitzoing out in there.
Who's that his name? He just went by the dude,
oh god, and he was losing his shit. Yeah. And

(01:03:50):
then and I sent the cleanup crew z man to
go and put him in his place. And what did
he do? I think he put him in his place? Well,
good for you, z Man. You're gonna get a raise,
that's it. What we'll pay you twice as much, three
times times um. You can follow this link to check
out the different tours and the different geological features they

(01:04:13):
show on the tours. And he sends a NPS dot gov,
slash m a c A slash plan your visit, slash
cavetours dot htm. You get to trick me to clicking
on that fucking link, I know, Nathan, Yeah, we're not
open there. Think it's my first rodeo. Maybe it's maybe
it's the AI picture of the girl that we want

(01:04:33):
to see. Maybe whatever happened, Uh, you all have mentioned
a throne room of ball being located in southern Indiana.
Seems to be that way. I believe that it would
be an extension of the Mammoth Cave system that contains
that specific chamber interest. Are we ever going to go

(01:04:54):
to the caves and do the you know something spelunking
and do some recording? No, the last episode we did
with Wesley's told us why we shouldn't do that, right,
do you remember, oh, radioactive radio?

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
What if we turn into Spider Man, that's not going
to more likely you'll just die of cancer, Cancer man,
cancer man.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
I could spontaneously sprout boils. I could die rapidly. What's
interesting about the Mammoth Cave like naming it the Mammoth
Cave system is because that, uh, what's the guy the
Bone Yard Alaska. The guy yeh, yeah, it's not mammoths.
Those are not mammoths. Those are not mammoths. But they
are bones, like large bones, bones, And it's like, yeah,
it leads you to question, well, what kind of bones

(01:05:35):
are these? Oh, that's interesting because there is precedent, you
know that that like story of the Native Americans smoking
out the giants in the cave system and killing them
that way. Yeah, you think that was the first time
that happened. No, dog, this is where they stay. They
stay in the caves, and so it probably is a
great way to kill them. Yeah, maybe he's we should
remember that. Maybe maybe underneath that uh is a cave system.

(01:05:58):
Maybe that's why he keeps finding bones there, just frozen
out cave system could be That's interesting, very interesting. You
have also read telling people about my idea. I had
called you and like what we wanted.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
What I want to do is I want to like
bribe an entire nation, or not a nation, but a state. Yeah, state,
or if we could do Israel, that would be great.
So basically, what is a cloud? A cloud is just
like water. It's just water that's up there floating. And
I was like, if we could turn that into ice
instantaneously and then drop it on the drop it on somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
You could threaten drop a cloud of ice on Israel.
Is what we're saying, nil until they meet our demands.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
It's the perfect weapon because think about it, you'd be like, listen,
do what I say or else, and then when they don't,
you go blap and blap you freeze it. It falls
thousands of pounds of ice, crushing everything underneath it. Do
you have everyone and everyone and then there's no cleanup.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
It's just just els.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
All the blood and tissue just melts, washes away, and
then you just go and take it. Yeah, it's genius.
It's like, I don't know why there's not movies about this.
Where I'm making.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Crush by Clouds the documentary, This is honestly, that's the
that's the culmination of everything that Shane Cashman is worried about.
Crushed by Clouds about a banger. Yeah, Crush by Clouds
is a banger. I don't know what to do with it,
but Crush by Clouds is a bang. Write that down.
I also, I have also recently discovered that there have
been several mummies found within the Mammoth Cave system fascinating.

(01:07:33):
No one's going to write into us anymore. Why. I
don't know. I just feel like we're not taking their
stories seriously. I take it very seriously. Below is a
link to an article discussing the different mummies that have
been found and exploited over the years. That's fascinating, So
America and mummies. Isn't it interesting too that so much
of America, like there's names of Egyptian places. Yeah. Remember

(01:07:57):
when we talked to Memphis one of those. Yeah, yeah,
when we talked to doctor Narco Longo, he believes and
he you know, he's retarded to who knows, but he said, doctor,
you know, he's a doctor. God, a mortgage company wants
to call me. Uh so, so he believes that the

(01:08:19):
Nile is actually see that. Let me ask you, does
this make you? So? You've got the mortgage? I hate
it on the other house, right, and they're paying and
this a whole thing. What if you could just show
your flapjack tits on Twitter and have milk toast opinions
and pay that mortgage? Oh my god, I just wanted
to go away. Doesn't that aggrevate you? It gives me
the level of anxiety and the lack of the fund
that just got sucked out of me. When I saw

(01:08:40):
that text message, well they say, they say, hey, bro,
it's the guy the property management. He's like, hey, do
you have a moment for a quick phone call? Mortgage company?
Just end it. Just fucking take me for everything that
I'm worth and end it. Please, just fucking end it. AnyWho,
so so any who, there's there's a house of avail
in Tampas. Oh my god, man, I just burn it down.

(01:09:03):
Please everybody go to this address and set fire to
this home. God man, what if what if he's calling
you to tell you he's like house burned and you're like,
I just asked, I would ask. Oh, I'd like forty
five this episode, look, Keisha's offering seven dollars ninety five
cents to to cure what ails me. I'm gonna take

(01:09:23):
more than that, you bitch. Join the Patreon Okay, okay, okay,
So mummies. Mummies are in America and that's pretty cool.
There's also a bit of a violent history associated with
the caves. In recent years, people have fought over the
rights to the land, and it attempts to create the
most profitable attraction. The book The Kentucky Cave Wars, published

(01:09:48):
in twenty fourteen by Dave Kim, outlines that history. Maybe
we should talk to Dave Kim. Yeah, that's that's interesting.
Keisha says, No, that's all. I'm worth seven ninety five.
Thank you, Keisha, I got to have some mother du
she's worth twelve ninety five. The other five goes to us. Yes,
thank you very much. I appreciate you. So, yeah, maybe
we should talk to Dave kem. That's an interesting thing
that I never heard of. I hope you all get

(01:10:08):
the chance to look into some of this. The area
definitely has a mystical vibe to it. I would love
to give you all a tour. I don't trust that
he's gonna have sex with us, actually a tour where
we might be going tomorrow to Sarasota, Florida. Yeah, to
check out some primary water. Do you have a jug
get stabbed by the math Feds? Yeah? Yeah. What if

(01:10:29):
Matthew Lane stabs us in the chest and just dumps
us down the well.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
I don't think he's gonna be there. Fifteen hundred feet
fifteen hundred feet, they'll never find you. That's a long
drop your body doesn't even float in this water.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
It's so heavy. Isn't that true? Like milk? Oh yeah,
that's right, because there's no salt, so it's not buoyance.
Blaps you blap, damn dude, blapped at the bottom of
a well. You got a blap dance? So is that
what Ulk Hogan gave out?

Speaker 9 (01:10:52):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
My god, blap dances. I would love to give you
all a tour around the blue Grass State if you
would ever like to check out out some of the
weird ship that we have to offer. Thank you for
your time, Nathan. Isn't that a scared you? They don't
look at it to.

Speaker 9 (01:11:12):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Don't we have like a bar in Kentucky that wants
to hold Oh what's hefa doing? Heffalumps, hefalumps. I imagine
Kentucky's a big place.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Somebody actually mentioned to me was that heffalumps that mentioned
to me in the in the chat that she's like,
how about we do dangerous retards meet up? Not instead
of Bohemian Grove but in between. I don't remember who
said that. I don't look at a lot of what
they say.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
Yeah, it's it's poisoned mostly, you know what just happened instinctively.
I started looking at Pokemon cards on Facebook marketplace. Jeez, wow,
that was crazy. I just got sucked out of the
He's like, he's like, I owe a lot of money
to this mortgage company. I don't even want Like, what
do I even say? I should just fart into the
microphone and say I died.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
I died.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
I'm sorry, I died. Honestly, last time you hit me up,
he's like, hey, can we talk about some tax information?
And you know what I said to him? I never
said anything back to him. Wow, yeah that was months ago.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
I don't want to talk about this is making me
stressed out. Let's read one more, okay, and then.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Yeah, I don't know we have we're only on an
hour in twelve minutes. We are crushing on time. Yeah,
we're reading a bunch of bad stories, all right, seven seven,
seven thirteen. I see something that says pastor. Okay, but
well I also see something that says, mister dick wrinkle.
Oh that's a that one might jump the line. That's
a great way to jump the line. Yeah, yeah, mister
dick wrinkle. All right, go ahead, start reading that. I'm

(01:12:33):
going to move some of these two, let's read mister
dick Wrinkle, Uh long, Yeah, I got a long Dick Wrinkle,
got a long dick Wrinkle. Yes, I made an email
address to you guys. Don't tox me. Okay, let's see
what it is. We're gonna We're gonna power through this,
dearest top lobster and raven. Mister dick Wrinkle, what's up?

(01:12:57):
What's up? Dick Wrinkle?

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
First off, crisis king based Amen. Just like my fellow
dangerous retards, I do not believe I found this podcast
by accident. He put podcasts in quotes because it's such
a bad show. Whatever you podcast or whatever over there,
I do not believe leading people to christ Shepherds, Shepherd

(01:13:20):
of the Lord. I do not believe I found this
podcast by accident. It's pretty crazy to think your fan
base is a bunch of skitzos, but that's how it
goes millions of people. Imagine we get a copy story.
So it's pretty crazy to think your fan base is
a bunch of skitzo's with demonic stories. But anyways, here's mine.

(01:13:43):
I like Dick Wrinkle. I will keep it short to
avoid being interrupted by someone telling us about his latest
dream about a well dressed dog witch or how it's
all theater. You know what, Dick Wrinkle, I take it
fucking back, dog witch or yeah yeah, uh huh yeah
dog witch, dog witch kind of Oh makes me think
of that's scary dog witch dog Witch. Uh. He didn't

(01:14:07):
keep it short. By the way, I was raised Catholic booth. Yeah,
this is like seven. I went to Catholic school and
had deep faith. My father was my role model, and
life was pretty uneventful until I was eighteen. My father
suddenly passed away from a brain aneurysm that went undiagnosed.
Sorry dude, Sorry, Dick Wrinkle. So listening to this podcast,

(01:14:27):
he's listening to uh Ozzy Osbourne. So I did what
any eighteen year old bratt would do, drop out of college,
denounce religion, and started selling weed pre piece of shit.
I start. I was pretty I'm sorry, I was a
pretty crappy human picture Gary's the number guy, but funnier
I don't. So you were fat and jewish? No, he
has dick wrinkles. He can't be jewish. Oh touchet Is

(01:14:50):
that what it does? Does it get rid of all
the wrinkles?

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Well you would how would you have a wrinkle. If
you're a circumcised you would need skin. Yeah, but yours
isn't super wrinkly from the top to the bottom bottom
to stop.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
I stop.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
I was like, I want to see it. But I
was like, nah, that's gay. I had a demon attachment.
Well that's fair, isn't It's fair though, right? Okay? Yeah, yeah.
At the time, I thought it was my spiritual guide
named knock Knock super gay. That's what he said, not me,
but I agree for at least fifteen years. Damn, dude,
you had a demon named knock knock. That's not good.

(01:15:25):
I don't like that whenever it takes sound like a
children's theme, don't. Yeah, it's much spookier. Yeah, it freaks
me out a little bit more. Yeah, the demon, excuse me,
the faggot demon would give me insight information on people's vulnerabilities,
and I used to think I could somewhat predict future
events by rolling dice. Whoa even was a yes and

(01:15:48):
odds was a no?

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
I had no desire to have Christ in my life
and thought I was my own version of a god.
Super super gay. Also what he says, so he gets it.
Excuse me, in twenty twenty, I kind of had my
life together. I was an executive chef of a fancy proprietary.
Uh wait, proprietary? Did I read that right on the
first gu got it?

Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
I was like, that's that wasn't right way. A fancy
proprietary golf and country club, making good money with a
beautiful wife and a two year old daughter. We had
a new house, two new cars, and money in the bank.
Bitch nice, but we were spiritually bankrupt when California shut down.
F Gavin Newsom, Damn, this guy's from Cali too. My

(01:16:33):
wife and I started speak easy and I started selling
drugs again. Damn, dude, that's like wild. These guys like
an outlaw. I like it. He's like an outlaw. This
is my you know what. So there's a guy, uh,
the guy at the coffee shop, Yeah that I've been
going to. Is he an outlaw? He was similar story.

(01:16:53):
I watched some of his story, but we're gonna interview him.
But he was like a drug user, drug dealer. Yeah,
and then decided to open up a well.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
He wanted to open up a Christian library and turn
in basically made a coffee shop that is a front
for a Christian library.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
That's pretty cool. It's dope, it's dope. I can't wait
to talk to this guy. Go ahead. Hurt my back
and developed a pill popping addiction. When the world opened
back up, I returned to chef life an even worse person. Damn,
chefs are our kitchen workers and restaurants are terrible people.
Their life, their life is chaotic. It's very chaotic. Yeah,

(01:17:30):
they just work all day and they just fucking cook
and then they do. Yeah, then they that's a blap.
They cook in that whole cogan. It was late night
in September twenty twenty one. I was outside in my
backyard rolling a blunt, talking to myself about how I
was going to nail my next wine dinner and make
Hella money in Hella, I said, Hella. When I felt

(01:17:52):
knock knock presence. When I felt knock knock presence, knock
knock's presence, and it started to tell me how great
I am.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Oh great dude.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
As I watched my physical shadow grow against the fence,
it grew to about twice the size of me, I
felt power and energy. I got this download like a book.
It wanted me to write. It was the weirdest feeling.
I knew the whole book all at once. Huh, wow,
that's interesting. I remember I saw a nail on the

(01:18:24):
ground and picked it up, and the voice said, start writing.
I put the nail to my skin and drew blood.
Looking back, I have no idea why I would even
think of doing that, And in a moment, I saw
the brightest light and the warmest feeling of love. I
dropped to my knees right there and started bawling like

(01:18:45):
a baby. I spent the next three hours crying and
trying to remember the Lord's prayer, but couldn't get all
the words out no matter how hard I tried. He
could have googled it. He's saying he couldn't get the
words out. Yeah, but he couldn't remember it either, trying
to remember, but he couldn't get all the words out. Okay,
have you heard you ever hear some of these stories
about uh? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
I think someone from the Mothers of Darkness said that
she couldn't even read the Bible. Like she couldn't when
she would read it, she would just like phase out. Yeah,
and uh, even like I tried to read.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
The Bible and I got super dizzy, and and then
and then the chat just makes fun of me relentlessly
for it to this day. Yeah, dog is probably the demons.
Could be I just have a lot of trouble reading.
It's the dyslexia demon. I don't know what it is.
Maybe if I did this, because you know how I'm
reading like this. I was reading like this and that's
just not I got a neck. Yeah, it's a neck thing.
It's the demons. I went to bed so tired, almost

(01:19:35):
fell down the stairs. I woke up the next morning laughing,
telling my wife that I got really fucked up last
night and needed to take a tolerance break. I love that,
taking a tolerance break, so that you don't have to
get so fucked up like it to get fucked up.
I brushed off the experience and went on with my life,
or so I thought. I remember. I was listening to

(01:19:55):
Alan Watts's book Think Manly p Hall but Gayer Okay
on my commute to work, and he quoted the Bible
Matthew nineteen twenty six. Can you read what it is?
Can you read what that is?

Speaker 7 (01:20:06):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
Alan Wats is a British and American writer. Homoseexuer and
self stylized philosophical entertainer known for interpreting and popularizing Buddhist, Taoist,
and Hindu philosophies for a Western audience. That is gay
gay Matthew nineteen twenty six. But Jesus looked at them
and said to them, with men, this is impossible. With God,

(01:20:28):
all things are possible, based, very based.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
And I started crying again. This guy does a lot
of crying. Yeah. After that, I saw a Bible verses
everywhere I looked, and random conversations at work and in
my personal life. God and Jesus got brought up. Looking back.
God was screaming at me, but I was so so stubborn.
It took me another month before I picked up a Bible,
and another three months before I talked to anybody about God.

(01:20:53):
To be honest, I'm tearing up right now like Ravens
smoking a cigar, listening to Mercle Wow. This guy knows
the deep lore. And I didn't cry. I like a bitch.
Is that what he said? Oh, he never said that.
I don't know why I thought that anyway. Over the
next few months later, I quit pill popping super sick

(01:21:17):
shrooms DMT and cut back on drinking a lot. Still
smoke a lot of weed though, you know, smoking a
lot of weed. Really stop my dreams. And now I
don't smoke any weed, and now my dream last thing
to go. So if you talk, if you want to
talk about dreams all the time with your friends, people
really love hearing about dreams. Stop smoking weed. It's funny.
I actually had some. You had a dream here?

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
Oh weed?

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Yeah, And I had it and I took it and
I threw it out. Huh. I was like, why, you
know what's interesting? I started because you know how I
like cigars. Yeah, a cigar is a long put one
in your ass. No, a cigar is a long commitment.
It's like a forty five minute to an hour long thing.
And sometimes they don't have that. So I got these
small cigars, not cigarrillos. These are called cubanitos, and and

(01:22:01):
so I have them, you know, on my porch, and
it takes like fifteen minutes, which is a lot nicer.
But because they're small and rhinds you of a blunt.
Every once in a while, I'll go.

Speaker 5 (01:22:12):
And that's a night.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Oh my god. It's like I don't call for anything.
I just know Oh no, I'm about to be ruined
because something terrible happens to you when you inhale too
much cigar smoke. You suffer like I don't even know
how to describe how bad it gets. Yeah, the whole
day is ruined. The whole day. I mean, well, it's nighttime,

(01:22:35):
so the night is ruined. It's your fucked dude. Wow,
It's crazy how bad it can get. So, you know,
I don't remember what we were talking about. I stopped
listening to music and tried my hardest not to sin.
I started attending church, not Catholic Mass Beustuh, but I

(01:22:56):
remember I was still a lukewarm Christian, still trying to
figure out what I've believed for the next year when
God spoke to me again. All right, let's uh, I was.
I was sitting in there. You want to read it?
Go ahead? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
Somebody said top throws away more weed than he smokes.
That's funny, true, I give away more weed than I
don't really smoke it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
And someone else said, uh, deaf not got rid of
my weed? Too burned it felt good? Wait did you
smoke it?

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Burn it?

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
What does that mean? That sounds a lot like he
smoked your weed. I smoke all day. The next person says,
it's like, see, so we're reaching some of you. Yeah, Tyranny,
come on, man, all day sativa, unbelievable. Do you have
dreams anymore, Tyranny, I'd love to know. I bet you
fucking don't just blank dreams. Yeah, that's it. The demons
are having their weight with your dog. All right, that's it.
You're getting blapped by the spirit. I was yeah, brother,

(01:23:43):
that was actually a great Andrew take question.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Would you do?

Speaker 7 (01:23:48):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
Is it gay to suck a man's dick?

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Would you rather?

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
Which would you rather? And this is again, this is
like we're reaching to our Christian base here, that's right,
deep shepherds of the Lord.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
A woman who looks like Hulk Hogan or a man
who looks like Blair White, Blair White, Blair White. Is
that okay? That the transmission? Yeah, trans And it's like,
it's a good question, which would you Yeah, well, of
course you're gonna have sex with an ugly Hulk Hogan looking,
asks bitch, because that's a woman. I don't know anymore.

(01:24:22):
I think I think so. I mean, Blair White has
a sheeness. Yeah, I know, it's it's it's an awful choice.
This is an awful choice. It's like, but it's a
question that you need to Hey, I don't think look
at hey, hey, hey, hey, I've had sex with an
ugly woman. Yeah, but no, Hull Holgen. Hulk Holgan's six foot.
He was good. Hulk Holgan's not his toll now laying

(01:24:43):
six ft, but he was six foot seven six. Horizontically,
he'd still be seven inches above ground. That's how big
this dude. If they stood him up on end, if
they stood him, if they buried him, like, it would
just be who's the guy? How terrifying would that be?
Just just peaking? What did for his mustache? To don't
I'm going to make sure that just a blap oh

(01:25:06):
with a picture of hook Hogan's face doing it's so disrespectful.
You should do it. Yeah, but you gotta. You can't.
You can't have it's a genis. You can't have sex
with the sheenis. I know, I don't. I don't even
like to put that in the audience's head. Take that
out of your head. Guys, they said, watch your cheeks
around me, baby, watch out. Great Scott cheeks.

Speaker 4 (01:25:26):
Hey, I was sitting with my boss discussing the budget
and my items and items on my Valentine's Day menu
when God told me it's time to leave this place.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
I blapped out. I mean to I blurted. Dude, is
blurted God? Sorry, I got blap on. That's a lot
like Colin. I got black brain, not the blapping, but
when he also was told suddenly by the voice of
God to leave. I can't wait until I put this
into Did you ever respond to Colin? I didn't. What's
wrong with you? You're right? Hold on, do that, guys.

(01:25:57):
We're gonna we literally are going to stop for a
second because he has to respond to Colin. For those
of you who remember college, a man upgraded for one. Sorry. Sorry,
I'm a piece of shit, Colin, I'm a piece of shit.
What else should I say?

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
How you doing? How are you taking? How are you taking?

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
The whole?

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Cogan? Demons? Question mark still Ozzy Osbourne? Question mark Hulk Hogan?
Did you do that? Question the black guy from all
in the family? Who's next brother? Whose next brother?

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
I answered him back, I'll see hopefully he this is so?
When did he say, oh, I'm mind to go the
twenty first when was Brohemian Grove.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Dude, he literally said hi to you before Brohemian Grove.
Brohemi Grove is like the twenty sixth and twenty seventh.
I don't remember. You're a terrible person. I'm bad person. No, no, no,
he said so Saturday, the second day of Bohemian Grove,
That's when he said hi to me. Oh okay, well
that's interesting. I was very busy. Yeah, I mean maybe
he knew. He said, how are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:26:56):
It was like like shit, man, all my friends have
fucking fallen out on me. Fan is tearing me apart.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
Inside, Tyranny says he hasn't had a bad dream in
ten years. You haven't had any dreams? Yes, here, he's
not lying, he's his dreams are blank. It's true you
have a bad dream if you don't have any dreams.
Let's finish. Let's finish reading this because I gotta I
gotta change. I got a fancy dinner to go to. Okay,
I know that, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
My boss looked at me like I was crazy. I
quickly apologize, saying I don't know why I said that.
He said, I need to quit that's what he blurred,
and he blapped out to his boss. Yeah, I don't
know why I said that. I tried leaving the office
and the lord said it again, so I said, no,
I need to quit.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
So I put in a two week notice without talking
to my wife or having a backup plan on how
I was going to support my family. Holy Love, this
the next day my wife.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
You know, God never did that to me because he
never had to tell me to do it. I would
just tell, like someone else is like David, you quit now.
I would just I don't want to know what. I
would just I would go, I don't want to be
here anymore, doesn't feel right. I'm leaving, and I would leave.
Sometimes that was just two weeks. So sometimes I would
give two weeks if I really really respected the place.
But if they ever came at me sideways even a
little bit, with which who doesn't have a boss that

(01:28:07):
comes at them sideways from time to time. So if
you did that to me, I would simply go, well,
it looks like I'm leaving now, and then I would
just get up and I would leave. I would have
a walk away. I walked.

Speaker 4 (01:28:17):
I worked for Best Buy for a couple of years.
I had like three jobs at the time, and my god, yeah,
yeah yeah. If some lady disrespected me, she didn't just really.
She was like she gave like, oh, I'll give you
a discount on an open box laptop. I got it
in the next room and the discount was like what
everyone else gets. But I was like, I do mad
work here and you said you'd hook me up and

(01:28:37):
you so I was just like okay, thanks, and she's like,
i'll see you tomorrow and I was like yeah right,
and that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
And I fucking never went back. Oh yeah, yeah I left.

Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
When you walk down and the doors go tooth and
like the sun's there, I was just like, dude, the
sun never went back to this place.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
When you walk out of a job and it's beautiful out, yeah,
oh man, nothing. The birds are singing reaffirm your decision,
like walking out into wonderful weather. It's crazy when you
leave a job and it's dark inside and it's a
shithole and you're mad and you hate it, and then
you walk out and you're liberated from those people and
the and the responsibility of showing up to this hell

(01:29:13):
hole every day and you go and it smells nice, dude,
and the air is crisp, and the fucking birds are
out dude. Yeah, part of me, I mean it was spiteful,
I guess, but I was just like, I'm not coming.
I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:27):
I go you need me?

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
And I was like, it wasn't a job. I had
any idea of quitting at the time, but at that
time I was just like, why would you you bitch? Yeah,
and I was just I walked down done love it. Yeah,
I love it. Good feelings.

Speaker 4 (01:29:41):
So this guy walks out no idea how he's supposed
to support his family. The next day, my wife wasn't
talking to me, telling me I need to get professional
help before we lose our health insurance. That's actually a concern, damn.
The same day, I got a text from the CEO
of the Gospel Mission in my town. Oh shit, I
would donate money and uh participated to their yearly top

(01:30:01):
chef event as the MC. It was for my own
vanity and cloud super gay. I know this guy, he
against it, he gets it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
He asked if he could buy me lunch and pick
my brain about one of his ideas. No, but you
could pick my nose. Long story longer, and he goes
on for seven more pages.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
Did you know that you could pick your friends and
you could pick your nose, but you can't do a piano.
You can tune a fish, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
You can.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
This is the two Dad's one room? Or what was
the show called the one that my wife is gonna start?
Picture pictures? My my husband never hang hung pictures. My,
that's a great ladies out there, if you know the
guy the guys we show what if there was a
one for not whores and it was called pictures My
husband never hung Yeah, and it's just you guys complaining

(01:30:52):
about all the things that your husband's never hung up
on the wall, never threw away, never and never will
now never will, she mentioned frightfully.

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
Okay, so he meets with this guy, he he asked,
So he was just donating for clout. Which is interesting,
is because I feel like some of the doors that
are opening now for us, like this, this weird thing
that's happening now. I'm like, is this like before I
get involved with it or go more? I'm like, is

(01:31:23):
this something like out of vein or is this something
that has just opened to me? Because I went to
this shop on a whim. My wife was like, hey,
you're talking about the thing, Yeah, the thing, And I'm like, yeah,
let's try it. And then I go in there with
the shirt that I wear all the time and nobody
really mentions it but this guy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Yeah, it was like the same thing that you were like,
are we going to Sarasota? And I'm like if we don't,
we won't. Let's do it. And it's like okay, It's
like I don't even really know what's going to happen.
We're just going to show up and then be like, Lord,
get some heavy water. That's it, bro. Hey I just
wanted to sip really, just a sip one cup far

(01:32:01):
to have a drink, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:32:02):
So yeah, I went from feeding my country club members,
Oh no, sorry, where are we at? Eating my country
Long story longer, I started working for the Gospel Mission
for about half the money I was making as an
executive chef. Rough time for my marriage. Went from feeding
my country club members living in their multimillion dollar homes
on their private golf courses, to feeding homeless people three

(01:32:23):
meals a day and teaching a group of residents in
the Transitional Living program how to cook and get employed,
how crazy. Is that like a top chef feeding homeless people?

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
I hope that is nuts?

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
I helped secure half a million dollar grant to start
a school called Nourished Kitchens.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
I became a dean, wrote the curriculum, and taught. I Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:32:44):
Offered a job at one of the largest food distribution
companies in the US and took it. It was for
more money, less hours, and a better quality of life
than the country club, which allowed me to offer my
services to the Gospel mission for free.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:32:58):
Yeah, something I still do. Around this time, I finally
submitted to God.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
Life was good. I quit drinking and smoking pot smart,
started working out and lost about thirty five pounds. Praise Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
Fast track to Current Dayish Dayish NDS is the best podcast.
He puts it again in parentheses or in quotes, and
then a smiley face, laughing crying one with a tongue out.
I don't know what the fuck you go says, you
guys are trash. If you read just a little bit longer,
you guys are trash. I just wanted you to know
that you guys are trash. And then he just ends
us abruptly. I'm doing the lord's work. You guys are

(01:33:32):
fucking clowns. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
Wow, we just we poured a lot of money into
this new setup and he's telling us to stop. But
I guess okay, Well, bles's finish reading, Okay, okay. NDS
is the best podcast in the world. And started ship
posting and enjoying my secret troll life. Oh yes, I
know the feeling. It's great. I went camping around early
April and ate a weed edible thinking it was okay

(01:33:55):
because my life is completely different. Ah Uh, that one
time turned into a once a week thing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
We're back. Okay, we're back. We had we're here. That
was us God, I think, yeah, when we overload it,
we have too much stuff on there, loads, too many loads.
All right, so we're back. What was the last thing
we said? I don't know. Somebody tell us if you
were listening in the chat, what was the last thing
we said? The stream blapped out, unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (01:34:20):
NDS is the best podcast in the world and started
chip posting enjoying a secretrol life. He started the weed
edible things once a week because his wife and daughter
had danced and they would go over to the in
laws for dinner after so I pop an edible around
five pm PST, go to the gym, and then be
home by six eleven PST. Which leads me to my

(01:34:41):
next encounter with the Lord. Okay, six eleven PST. What
used to happen at that time?

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
The towers? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
Interesting, interesting, that's interesting. Okay, it was June eleventh around
what when did he send this? Seven thirteen? So that's
two weeks ago about It was June eleventh round seven pm.
I remember because I was high on one hundred milligram
drink locked myself in my office.

Speaker 9 (01:35:09):
Hey guys, Uh, sorry about that. Starlink crapped out and
we lost our signal. We were able to scrap together
what was left of this episode, so I'm gonna air
it for you guys, and we'll get back to work soon.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
We've been working on the studio.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
Things are coming along nicely, so we should have like
a three shot set up for you guys pretty soon. Again,
sorry for the mess up, but you know this is
what we were able to get, So we'll see you
next week for a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
Bye. Stars.

Speaker 3 (01:35:41):
A long box in the corner of the rooms.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
It's constantly wants what they seemed their eyes, What there
is to.

Speaker 2 (01:35:54):
Say, because tell thanks.

Speaker 5 (01:36:00):
To drop the teen pages, plass the time, and they
hang

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
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