031: Abbo-ducted - NDS Chronicles - Nephilim Death Squad

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Top lots of productions.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Nephelin Death Squad is recorded in front of a live audience.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Viewer discretion is advised.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
We are being hit the sized people like this, news readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers.
We are in a country and in a world that
is being run by unbelievably sick people. And the chasm
between what we've told is going on and what it's

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really going on is absolutely no.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh yeah, dude, thissen nelorm shit. It's like we all
know what's going down, but no one's saying what happens
to the home of the brief these They can doing
this now when no one's talking about it aside ever
reclas and everybody's just walking around in the plasmon. Awake
up to it done in the grave, but it's lay.
We need to be ready to raise up. Welcome to

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the edge of day. Everybody is slave. Only some are
aware that the government releasing poison and welcome back.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Leading gentlemen to another episode of NDS chronicles the show
where we read or submitted paranormal testimony. I am David
Lee Corbo aka the Raven that is top Lobster, the
Father of Disinformation. Up before we get into today's episode,
a little reminder that sometime around the thirty minute mark,
we're gonna go live exclusively to Patreon dot com backslash

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Why is it doing the flashy thing?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
It's very distracting. I don't like it. Oh, it is
doing the flashy thing too. You can see it on
the other screen.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
We have all this new technology. Ladies and gentlemen. We
were so set up, so nice.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
It was so cool.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Recording. Oh, don't stop recording?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Is that bad? Oh? I guess it doesn't matter. It's
recording here. Yeah, let's see what happens to anyway.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Guys, if you sign up at Patreon dot combackslash ne
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Speaker 3 (02:45):
Also gain access to episodes before the general public does.
We're almost done with our backlog.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Oh if I was supposed to be pulling a Patreon
that's okay. You're really excited about the switcher.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Very cool. Do you guys notice that it's switching? Isn't
that cool? Are you guys really you should be proud
of us. It only took us almost two years.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Neflin Desquad has been a show now for almost two years,
and we finally got a very tiny Asian person is
sat in the corner of the room.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Nancy, shut your mouth.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Shut the hell up over there. Also, did you see
the awesome intro? That was really wonderful. I didn't know
that we're going to have an intro. I know we're
full of surprises that I thought that was really nice.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
That was really exciting.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Anyway, guys, Patreon dot com, backslash netline, best Squad, sign up,
do some stuff over there.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
It's great.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I promise that if it's not, no money back guaranteed.
Today we were supposed to have a guest, but nobody
wants to come on this fucking show, So I guess.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
We're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
We're going to read some more of your chronicles, some
more of your issues that you keep sending to us.
We can't help you with them, but we can exploit
them for your viewing pleasure. Yeah right, oh yeah, absolutely
can't help. I mean, we've we've read some tragic stories
from you guys, like we've seen some videos of you

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it's horrible. Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I do wonder though, because we were supposed to have
a guest now we were going to talk about Elon
Musk and whether or not he's the anti Christ, and
it was gonna be fascinating. Was something that I was
genuinely interested in. And and and I think I've really
stopped saying racist things. I've been I've been trying lately.
Shout out to the.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Guy he got called out for that. Shout out to
the guy who told Ed Maby that we used the
N word a lot. He said, you know, he told that,
he's like, these guys are using the word liberally. And
I was like, fair raven the word liberally. Well, well,
I mean, yeah, I guess I yeah, you reap what
you saw is what I've I've taken back from this.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
But Ed Maybray not turned off whatsoever. We will see
him soon. We were supposed to see him this Thursday.
I'm sorry this Friday, but I have a little family thing.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
David said, he's a nigger, so unbelievable. Don't do guys,
don't say that.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Don't say that kind of unbelievable. We're trying to clean
it up on the show because it's heavy on my
heart that I keep watching all these horrifying things.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
You know.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
It's for those of you who have been wondering where
Timeline Clintons went. It went to just to the side,
because all I'm doing is watching people die. I'm watching
people assault one another while their children scream in horror.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
And by people, I mean.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Black people, to be honest, that's what I'm seeing a
lot of. And I don't know if that's just what
I'm meaning. He's not so bad, you can no, I said,
black people reasonable, all right, I'm a reasonable man. And uh,
it's just gotten to the extent that I I just
want to look away, especially because now it feels like
the race war has officially hit. It's been commercialized. And
what I mean by that is you have like the

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Sydney Sweeney thing.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Right right now. I mean where every three months of
race war is coming, which is cool.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I don't think there's it's not a race war, it's
just another syop or whatever. Well they would I think
they would like, don't you agree that that they would
like if there was a race war? Uh maybe maybe,
I don't know, I don't know. I feel like they
would enjoy it. If we if we killed each other,
it would just be more distraction from what from us

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not getting our guests on right, Apparently.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
From Elon must be in the Antichrist.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
But the point of what I'm saying is that now
that Sidney Sweeney is doing like I have good genes
thing right.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I'm completely checking.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
It's for the best.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
I've got no idea what's going on.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Let me just plow through it.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Sydney Sweeney is doing that, Beyonce has like a clapback
or retort, and then even dunkin Donuts does a like.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Dunkin Donuts is involved in the race war, Like.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
The race war runs on Duncan you need some coffee
if you want to, I'm back in so So, all
I'm saying is that even even they have commercials that
seem to be like hinting at white supremacy in the
strictest terms, like in a good way. Yeah, like white
people will crush. Oh yeah. I think white people have
just been so demor realize that when you're like, no,

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you guys kind of crush, They're like, I think that
there's a race war. Well, you're you're allowed to say
yas to fat black queens, but you're just not allowed
to say yas to to white people for for for whiteness. Okay,
but anyway, now they're doing you are now, now you are,
And so I'm like, oh, okay, now that it's crossed

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the cultural threshold to the point where uh corporations are
are are are putting it into their ads, I go, okay,
now now it's time for me to step back.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I only like doing a thing when it's contrarian. I think, well, yeah, yeah,
me too. But I want to go back to what
you're saying.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
So just because now the culture is moving back towards
white people again in a way, now I'm moving away
from white people and you're moving away from I go,
you know what.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Man, I'm not too pumped about these whites.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
I I oh, look a channel exodus is what's the
best place if I have a fucking oh there it is?
What is the best place to live chat with these brownies?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Oh? Downey's I'm sorry when they are talking in real time.
I mean, I guess right here is fine.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
I mean it's probably better to go to patreon dot com.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Oh that's the best place slash nephlum desk Squad because
you can get behind the scenes. Show someone from behind
the scenes.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh oh, somebody from behind the scenes. Damnit David.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Okay, here we go. The Race War runs on Duncan.
Can you we make that a shirt? You got to
see the ad first. The Race War runs on Duncan.
But see how Sunny Today is got no icon. Well
that's because he has priority and is in a special
place called patreon dot com backslash netflin des squad.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yes, Era, we are live.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
We are actually live. Let's see what this is.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
All I can think of right now is Trevor on
wk uk skit swinging the bat. Come on, dude, Race War.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Oh whitest kids.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
You know, I actually missed out on that entire show
and much to my lamentations, lamentations.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Close enough for me. I'm just I'm enjoying. I'm enjoying,
like just talking to the chat like this. It's kind
of fun. I like it.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
But I think we should ignore them from now.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh should we add to them in? I like the interaction.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
It's nice to talk to them sometimes.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
If you guys want to talk to us, you can
Patreon dour comments. Email us at no for real, email
us at chronicles. The last time we asked for emails,
they sent up all we received. Yeah, yeah, asking you
shall receive, So it goes. I think we should start
getting into it. I saw some headlines that were good,
and I don't know what Nancy did so far, but
I see one of these documents that's untitled. Okay, it's

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just telling it's asking me again for my blood type.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Ah, this bitch very weird. She really wants my blood type.
I might give it to her.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah. See what happens is what is she going to do?
What she could clone you?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Look, look, we've gotten high praise from Donut.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Donut says camera and set lighting our beautiful or beautiful
Donut or missing?

Speaker 3 (09:47):
Is you baby?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Bring?

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, Donut, we got our Uh, we have extra mics
over here, Donut, We've got a bunch of cameras. So
when you come over, you're gonna film a show right here.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, next time, Donuts in the house.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
When he's done walking the proce pretty with your father
and admiring the beautiful landscaping, he should come inside. We
should do a show. Okay, So we're not going to
read Brody. Sorry, Brody, I'm sorry, Brody. It's just a lot,
you know what it was.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
It was like last minute, so like we were we
were supposed again, I'm supposed to have a guest, and
then we're like, no guests, let's do chronicles.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
And I said, do you want to do Mother Horse Eyes?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
He said, well you said no to also.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Can I just briefly interject, I am sweating. It is
so hot in Top's house. When you walk into Top's house,
you experience what I was cold.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Consider Uh, outside of this room is cold.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Well, the inside of this room, it's a bit of
a flop sweat. I will just say, here's some inside
baseball about Top's house. Yeah, this is not really a room.
I built this and I framed it out. This was
a staircase before. You can't even see in here. There's
a staircase, like Harry Potter, this is my front door.
This whoa, that's your front door. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
So that air conditioning unit is not supposed to be here.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
That that vent I put that here?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Oh so you just did it badly.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
No, I mean listen, this one system it's pushing out
to like three or four different things, and it's a
large space.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
So that doesn't help me, dude, I am, I am
considering taking my pants off. Breathe less, just breathe less.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
You know what doesn't breathe denim? Then you know why
you wearing pants? Wow, you gotta wear shorts. I just
wear go to a man's house, you wear pants. Okay,
So let's go to so he doesn't rape you. That's
exactly it. Denim is a hard fabrica. Create a standard
Puerto Rican temperature in here, like a nice eighty six
degree too hot? Too hot?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh see Channel Exodus also gets it. Top is a
sand person.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
See. Everybody's doing their best to not use slurs anymore.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
And uh, you know you should. You should think about that.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Uh, let's go to seven twenty nine. Syncretism, which may
be a made up word, and I'm a big fan
of it.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Syncretism. Syncretism, which is like synchronizations.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Maybe. Holy shit, dude, what is this?

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (11:51):
I don't even know if we could read this. I
don't think we can read this. This is this is
high quality.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Hold on a second, hold on, hold on yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Addressing the chat again, mm hmm, Clint said that the
TV is glitching and he wants to trade it back
for a new one and make it considerably. I need that.
I need that TV back. Somebody tell Clint Russell, we
need the TV back. We need it back.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's actually my TV. Yeah, and I only have two
TVs and a projector.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Look at my Look at my Doc Martins. Dude, look
at that.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
I gotta buckle on my fucking shoes. More TVs.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
How cool is that? AnyWho?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
I'm dary.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
I don't think we could read this.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
There's a lot of stuff going on.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
This is insane.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
There's stages.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
I'm gonna try to read a little bit of it's emojis.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
There's a lot of emojis, you know, and I appreciate
the use of rather obscure and unutilized emojis.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Maybe we shouldn't have asked for uh, you know what?
We got an email from?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Uh Nate?

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Is that up here?

Speaker 1 (12:50):
No way?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Nate? Nate, Nate, Sweet Nate, Sweet Nate. Oh shit, dude,
that's cool. I like Nate.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Well, I'm inclined to not read this.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
I'm inclined to hit an Okay, I'm gonna give it
a chance. It says, okay, go ahead, brace yourself, which
we gotta we have actually some banger emails from Matthew Lane.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Okay, yeah, that's great and shout out Matthew Lane. Nate
from Realities are right, Yeah, we're gonna read. I felt
like that was a given that it was Realities Ours Nate.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
But we should say that, Yeah, we should say it.
I love Nate from Realities Ours AnyWho. Yes, Brace, he's
a bad person, but I really like. Oh he's a
terrible person, and that's kind of why I like him. Okay,
go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, Brace, you'retting this stuff up.
That's the third time I've said it. Say it again,
Brace yourself. Here comes the raw schematic of how the
true name of God's Son was masked and how the

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Empire encoded its own.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Damn all right, dude, that's fucking let's let's give it.
Let's give it a whirl.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
And I'm telling you I might abandon this because of
the use of emojis and just the schizophrenic nature of
it all.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I might read a little bit and go not for me,
but you know, we'll give it a shot.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
The scroll of sing Reddick substitution.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
By the way, did you see I don't know what
you're even talking about.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
But did you see the guy, the guy that said
that the shroud of tour and he reminded me when
he said scroll. Oh yeah, they just went it's an
art project. He's like, by the way, it's fake, and
I was like, then I looked at the guy and
I was like, this guy has a really big nose.
I don't think did you look at you? We do
an early life check on him.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
I didn't have to.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
They just saw his nose.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
You know, when you get good.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Enough at this David physiognomy, the early life check is
just your eyes. True, It's just a gut feeling that
they get just on this. Initially, it's there to like.
The Wikipedia version is only there to confirm.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
It's like training wheels until you realize every single time
I feel it, there's a corresponding Wikipedia submission.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
And so exactly now I trust this.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
It's like the spoon, Like there is no spoon, right,
there is there always it's a nose though, it's crazy whatever.
Continue to read. You were talking about a scroll or
something like that, roll of syncretic substitution.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Yeah, unred unredacted. I didn't felt I felt like he
misspelled it. And I was second guessing myself. Unredacted Timeline
of Suppression, masking and Pagan rebranding.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Stage one. We have a story from heffalumps.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Let's get out of there. Let's go check out Heffalo.
Just something about the way this is formatic?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Dudes, don't not good?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm putting up there.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Now. We have Jacob.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
We have summer Camp suckubiss. That sounds a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Oh is that? Uh, summer camp suck you biss? That
sounds like a song. Yeah, not nice guy, We're fucking live.
Look did you guys notice I have like a little uh.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Got a mouse? I gave him a mouse? Feel powerful?
It's nice, you know, be funny. What if I just
unplugged it?

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Anything? Lucky?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Sky Blizzard is here. I don't know who you are.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
I don't know they're here.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
All right, let's yeah, let's read it. Let's read this.
What are we gonna read?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (15:52):
You just said it like I knew what it was.
Summer camp sucubiss. We have Chad nds and dreams, and
we also have Jacob. We've got some bangers unless that's
yakub Hold on this guy's his name is Mark. There's
some I'm sorry, guys, we're not prepared. Okay, I'm picking
Jacob because he's the next one in chronological order. I
don't think we should do that. Fuck off, dude, it's

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it's pretty long. Near death experiences is in it, Abduction
attempt is in it.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Okay, we're reading this. This is so, this is so disrespectful,
like Shadow in the hallway.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Well, look, don't don't write to like we know that
you guys are schizophrenic, but at least structure your ship
in a way that makes me feel like you're only
as bad as we are, or at least in.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
The general ballpark.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
If you're like Leon, remember Leon, Yeah, if you're like that,
I don't want to read what you have to say.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Oh so, Lucky sky Blazer messaged us also, Oh shit,
he's like, that's my fuck.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Oh this is this is his story. This is his story.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
They really talking about Lucky? What the fuck are you
talking about?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Dude? Read the first email, troll? Yeah, exactly, So we're
not supposed to read this, okay, okay, all right, all right,
Raven dresses like a Reagan. Look at it just normally?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
All right, all right, let's go.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
This is bad.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
This is bad TV.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Okay, Hello to the most dangerous of retards. Hello to you, Jacob, Hi, Jacob, Hi,
Jacob Hello. I wrote out this story Tailor made for
you guys, and Top thought he read it. He got
mad and told you to skip past it.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
I have returned to share my truth. You're an asshole, dude,
Not you, Jacob Top is an asshole.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I'm pretty sure that we've read could be.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
I just feel like we read this.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I feel like he missed the episode where we read it.
But we can try it.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
We can do it, all right, right. I had already
spoken about Anubis in my first dmt T, by the way,
but this was the rest. I changed the fear not design.
It's coming back. It's more simplified. The reason why it
took so long to get out to everybody is because
of how it was designed. It wasn't T shirt friendly,
but now it is, and it's gonna come in a
lot of different colors. You know. It's funny. You were like,

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I changed that design and then it immediately cut to yeah,
and it was like, like, just like that because it
does what I say.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Wow, good job, tiny Asian person. The last time I
smoked DMT, though it was completely different. This time, I
saw what I can only describe as an angel. It
started as a fiery ball, then morphed into these spinning
rings covered in eyes.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Oh shit, well, fear, fear, fear not.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
The rings moved in ways that didn't seem possible, and
then they shifted again, forming a woman's face surrounded by
flames and seemingly was made out of a topaz like stone.
Topaz is blue? No is topaz blue? Chat is topaz blue?

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Is this real? Chat? Here we go?

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (18:38):
She didn't say anything, but her presence was powerful, almost overwhelming.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Then just like that, she was gone.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
I've recently been hearing and seeing a lot of this
Sophia entity, only vaguely aware of Sophia.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I think we might have talked to.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Nate.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
No, not Nate. Maybe it was uh Thomas paranoim can
and he briefly brought that up one time.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Anyway, Yeah, Sophia the AI or is that something different?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
I don't know. All right, Well, you know, we've done
a lot of episodes and I see them every once
in a while and I go, oh my god, I
can't even believe we talked about you know, it's crazy.
I scroll to the bottom. There's no notes from Nancy
on this. Nancy with the all right, that's fine. You
think we would like I'd like some context for what
Sophia is. Nancy, we don't know. That's fine, really slacking.
Ever since we shrunk her down and put her in

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the corner of the room to run the auto switcher,
things have really degraded.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Hold on, Lucky Lucky.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Sky Blazer said that we interrupted his game by stuttering
his email. I don't know what you're talking about. What
do you What game are you at? Huh? What are
you playing?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Game? Are you playing that? I don't know what he's doing?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
All right, here we go. Boo.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
So, I've recently been hearing and seeing a lot of
this Sofia and the team, not knowing if it's a
good or a bad thing that I've experienced.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
I heard a few of your show describe her this
way too. Okay, So clearly we have talked about it.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Apparently we have.

Speaker 5 (19:59):
Yeah, that seems to be exactly what I experienced. I
wish you would tell us what we said, because what
sticks with me is that neither a Nubis nor the
Angel were things I had ever thought of before. I
had no prior imagery or knowledge of them, which makes
the experiences feel even stranger. These moments pushed me from

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being agnostic to really questioning what else is out there?

Speaker 1 (20:24):
But looking back, these weren't my first weird experiences, you know.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Can I just say when he goes back and he
talks about the rings of eyes moving in a way
that didn't seem possible, that sounds like mother horse eyes,
right when when you're subjecting children to four dimensions and
it's just like nothing fucking makes sense, Like it's just
shapes moving through.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
And you see how he's stuck on it. Now, I'm
so stuck on it, dude.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Oh look, Channel Exodus is Sophia, anything goddess or female
angel is bad news, Fatima.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
I was like, Oh, this is spirit of Lili's shit.
You can't have a fucking get La Marzouli to talk
about this thing. Chris Bledsoe was the lady Chris Bledsoe
is familiar to Hmm, I like this bad news.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
I agree. I agree. We don't let we certainly don't,
you know, look to female entities as authority figures.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
That's what I would say. Oh, no, for sure, No,
you don't want to do that, Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
The shadow in the hallway.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
When I was around six or eight, I woke up
in the middle of the night to see a shadowy
figure standing in my bedroom doorway. For some reason, I
thought it had bunny ears. This sounds familiar.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
You see what I mean. We're you gonna get fuss guy, dude,
all right, we'll keep keep going though. Okay. I don't
know why.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
It's such a random detail, but it's stuck in my
head ever since. The figure noticed me looking at it
and slowly walked down the hallway towards me. Mum and
Dad's room at the end of the hole. I was
obviously terrified, but I somehow worked up my courage to
get out of bed and go and tell me Mum.
As I got close to my parents' door, I started

(22:02):
hearing a high pitched ringing. At first, it was faint,
but with every step I took, it got louder and louder.
By the time I reached the handle, the sound was
so intense that it felt like my entire head was vibrating.
It became unbearable. I dropped to my knees holding my ears,
but I don't remember making a sound. No screaming, no crying, nothing,

(22:24):
then nothing. I woke up in my bed like nothing
had happened. It didn't feel like a dream though. I've
never been someone who remembers dreams or has vivid nightmares,
but this moment felt real. For years, I pushed it
to the back of my mind, but hearing stories on
your show brought it all rushing back. I still have

(22:44):
no idea what I saw or what that sound was.
And then he goes on to tell an abduction attempt.
It sounds like you got abducted, though, Homie. Yeah, you
just like woke up in your bed the next morning
after vibrating.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Yeah. The intense vibrating is it might be a giveaway
of some sort of technology used on you.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
I hate to break the news to you. I think
you were molested. I don't want to be the one
on this show, of all shows, for you to learn
that detail about yourself.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
But I do think you were molested. Yeah, and I
also feel like we read this, but let's keep on.
We're going to keep on reading it again again.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
The abduction attempt one of the craziest things that ever
happened to me was when I was nearly abducted in Australia.
That's why he says me mum Ah. I was about
five years old on holiday in Darwin. My dad and
I were out in public and we were walking past
a park. My dad turned to talk to me mum,

(23:43):
who was inside of a store, and I was just
standing there for a moment. That's when it happened.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
I was molested.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
No, there was this Oh my god, no, there was
this aborigine guy sitting on a park bench nearby.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
I feel like we would have remembered this. This feels new.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Also, I'm trying to do better and now you're giving
us good I mean good content here.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
But yeah, I just all right, all right, there was
an Aboriginal guy sitting on a park bench nearby.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
People have been complaining a lot lately about just about
our attitudes. That we're trying to be better. No, well
they're trying then we were so bad. They're complaining that
we were bad because we're releasing stuff with when we
were bad.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
But we're still bad. But I'm trying to be better.
We're trying to be better.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
I just you know what, I just it's gotten to
the point where like, first it was horrifying, and then
it was so horrifying that it was funny.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, and now it's just back to horrifying, where I'm like, no,
it's just not funny.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
It's just not funny anymore.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Now I'm just like geeze man, and I find myself
being filled with unbridled hatred.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
For who just well, for a glimmer of a moment.
In some moments, it is black people.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
Oh yeah, yeah, like when I see them send their
child to steal an Amazon package off of a front porch,
I go fck And for a second, like, yeah, especially
because I lived and they were like doing bad things.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
They were doing that to you, They were doing all
kinds of things to me, things that I wasn't a
fan of. Yeah, but now you don't you see how
it feels now?

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Yeah, Well, now what I don't want to do is
have moved out of the hood and then just like look,
it's like getting a really long telescope and just looking
back at where I used to live three times a week. Yeah,
So I don't want to do that anymore. And I
find that if I don't do that, maybe I won't
have that I don't want to feel hatred three times
a week. Yeah, it's like somebody's taking my heart and

(25:46):
going and squeezing it three times a week.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I don't want to do that anymore. But then you go,
this aboriginal molested me.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Here's the thing, though, you've got to like and I
get what you're saying because it happened to me, But
you kind of gotta let that also. I don't know
if you have to let it simmer, but you can't
let it go away because then you get too soft, right,
and then when you get too soft, then you forget.
Then I get stabbed, Then you put yourself in danger.
Then you get like how you were saying, rape by
an aboriginal. No, your other dream which one like, I

(26:15):
don't know something in the head up. Oh yeah, I
had another dream too, by the way, all right, not
right now, just not just fine, right right, just not
right now. Okay, it was another It was a good dream,
though maybe not today. Well we could we have time.
Today's not the show for that.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
We have a lot of time, and our new studio
with our auto switcher we got we got to make
this studio to hear your dreams. I like when I
talk about my dreams and it focuses on you, just
like it's all the pain.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Dude. Oh my god. Okay, okay, let Raven cook. Thank you,
z Man, shout out, z Man, go go ahead. Okay.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
So there was an Aboriginal guy sitting on a park
bench nearby. It wasn't paying attention to him at first,
just a random and in a crowd, but then something
weird happened.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
He looked at me with like yellow eyes.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Ah, what is that?

Speaker 1 (27:09):
And I don't mean just regular eye contact.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
I mean everything around me kind of blurred out and
all I could focus on were this guy's eyes. Where's
the button the Abbo music? I pressed all the buttons.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
I think it's this one.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah, that's actually a good part of so.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I love this song. Well, this is what he was bringing.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
But he's making eye contact with you, and all of
this is happening in his head and he's like and
everything starts going blurry.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Uh so yeah, where is this ad? He looked at me?

Speaker 3 (27:48):
I mean everything around me kind of blurred out and
all I could focus on were the guy's eyes.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
It was like a Jedi mind trick.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Can't explain it, but for some reason, five year old
me felt this overwhelmed, you need to walk over to him.
It wasn't fear, it wasn't curiosity. It was just the
compulsion to go to him. Like it wasn't even my decision.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
That's crazy. It probably was one of these shamans. That
what I'm saying. Did he have like whole hold and
yellow hair, two pieces of stale bread?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Yeah, and he's drunk off of gasoline.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
So I did.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
As soon as I got close enough, he grabbed me
and took off running.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
What the dude? Whoa? I thought he meant alien abduction? WHOA?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
I like literal abboductionucted, Oh my god, bro, all right.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Son, that's so funny.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
I'd horrifying, but funny. He got close enough, he grabbed me,
took off running.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Imagine being in a public place and like seeing an
abbo and being like, stay right here, child.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
He was your dad was trying to get you kidnapped. Well,
I mean this is but this is what I'm saying.
This is what I just told you about. So don't
get something hard. That's kind of big. But like they
could still yeah, grab him, yeah they could ye. Well,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I don't know how strong an abbo is. They seem
to be not malnourished. Really, they're like thick people, but
they're not healthy. Yeah, they're not healthy. But apparently this
guy was very small.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
He was like toad, like maybe toad I was for
thirty five pounds as fifteen years old, pro production oh man.
So he was like out of his parent's sighte for
twenty seconds. But that's all it took. I don't remember
panicking or screaming. I remember. I don't think my brain
even had time to process what was happening. But luckily
my dad saw everything. Now, my old man is a

(29:39):
proper Kiwi bloke.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Bro, What does that mean? He's made of small ferry fruits?
What I don't know that mean? I don't know this
is I should be reading this upside down, proper ki
we bloke?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
So uh we had? What did he say? He's a
proper Kiwi bloke. I don't like the rest of this sentence.
Go ahead and read the rest of this whole thing.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
This is this is jarring. And when I say he
handled it, I mean he handled it. And it looks
like you put handled in italics. He chased the guy
down and gave him a full on old school Kiwi
boy hiding, no no hesitation. What is a Kiwi boy hiding?
I don't know why would a Kiwi boy hide? I
don't know what these words mean, hiding from It's weird.

(30:21):
It all happens so fast. But I'm sure, I'm sure
this sounds tough. Yeah, I'm sure this is like other abbos.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
And I can't relate to any of this story. New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
You got picked up and ran like an aboriginal man
stole you, and then your dad hid from him.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
Well, okay, channel exodus, says Kiwi. Rugby, Okay, okay, okay,
that means well, rugby they make they make dudes with
no See. I was gonna say the N word, and
then I pulled it back. They make men with no
necks in rugby.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
They have no necks.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
They're just traps that burst off of their ear lobes
and then meet their shoulders. And so I could imagine
that a man who has trouble turning rapidly would in
fact lay a SmackDown on an abbo.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Right, okay, so he was so he was a rugby player.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
I guess, well, I.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Guess I guess what he's just saying is like, oh, maybe, yeah, yeah,
maybe maybe his.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Dad was like a literal rugby player Kiwi boy hand job.
I don't know what this means. You don't want a
Kiwi boy hand job. Somebody write down abboducted because that's
the name of the abducted. Is such a banger. It's great,
all right? How did this? How did he lure me
in like that? Was it just something in his stare
or was there something more to it? I'll never know
for sure, but I've never experienced anything like it since,

(31:36):
Thank God. It's very very strange.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Well, I wonder if within the Abbo community, much like
any like native, there's a spiritual.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Component where they're they're communing with.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Local elementals and spirits and and and so what you
experienced was like a shamanism type of deal, like you said, right,
so likeamanamena. So could well be that he was planning
on drinking your baby blood and used used some shamanistic
magic to do so.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
That is crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Uh, I'm gonna read this last part here near death Experiences.
This is still from the same fucking guy and resilience.
I don't know if you're very resilient. You got kind
of taken by an abbo.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
But whatever.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
My life has been full of strange and dangerous situations
like that, like the one I just said, Just like
the constant abbos.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Loading me under their arm and my rugby player father.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
It's a crazy situation. It's loaded. Your life is loaded
with ship like that. That's a really specific thing to say,
like that. What goes on in New Zealand? New Zealand,
or so he said?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Australia. Isn't that the same place though?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Did they got him there too?

Speaker 3 (32:59):
They got the same act? I know that.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
No, I'm saying the Abbos. Do they have them there?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Nos? Seem to be unique to like desert landscape.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
New Zealand is quite grassy, so they're not there. So
this guy's from Australia. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
My family has had a history with Freemasons on both sides,
which has always felt like an undercurrent running through my life,
even if I wasn't paying much attention to it.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
You know what I realized, what's a freemasonry is the
equivalent equivalency to uh like witchcraft, not witchcraft, but sant
in Puerto rico for white dudes. Yes, white dudes. White
that's where that's why they do it. Yeah, but I

(33:43):
got a fucking I think that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah, because my family is probably on both sides.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
I I just asked. I asked recently. I was like, then,
do you know what you think about witchcraft? To someone
in my family, were like, no, but I want this
one and on that one, we're witches. And I'm thinking
about asking.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
Maybe I'll ask some of my family if any my
family was freemasons. That would explain a lot. Yeah, that's
it's a I wonder.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
It's a good question, and they'll tell you because I have.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Like, well, I have like well off whites on one
side of my family who like start business white whites
who start businesses, who do things, you know, so may
well be little free masonry.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Okay, So so.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
I've also had more than my fair share of close calls,
right you just huh. I was on a flight from
Hawaii to New Zealand that almost ended in disaster when
the plane was hijacked by Muslim men and flown into
large buildings in New York City. Almost ended in disaster
when the plane aborted takeoff and had to evacuate on

(34:44):
the runway. I've had multiple near drownings. Where are your parents, dude,
Like your parents are absent.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
This guy just can't swim. That's not really something right
about black.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah, been in car crashes, can't swim, can't drive.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Somehow survived at all without scratch run can't run worth it?
Surely this abbo dude caught you quick. Getting caught by
an abbo is shameful. Yeah, they're not.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
They're all drunken. Shit, they're high on gasoline through it all.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
I've never broken a single bone, not once, quance. It's
something I think about a lot, and there's some kind
of purpose keeping me intact. I've also we talked about
this occaion. I've never broken anything.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Uh, I break a lot of stuff. Look, actually, you
see my knee right here. This is a bone.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
That's that's like when I had broken this part of
my leg and the bone just fucking grows weird now
and I like looking at your legs.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Um.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
These experience's why I wear pants respectfully to your home
so you don't have to look at mine. These experiences
have shaped how I see the world and made me
more open to exploring things.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Beyond what we can explain.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
I'm still looking for answers, but I think there's more
to all of this than we realize. Please don't let
me down this time. I truly respect you that anymore, baby,
not anymore. Fucking Justice, dun't done your thick ass debt. No, dude,
this was It was a good story. Jacob with the
that is crazy though. The dude that he would spell
it with a K. Yeah yeah, I mean both from
Australia or something that right, But the dude looking at

(36:10):
him and he's just like entrance to go over to him.
I wonder what that is. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, we got to stop giving these people free shit. Though.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
It's thirty six minutes and we're about to read a
couple of other stories, and we now have to say
goodbye to the poors over on Rumble, the pores.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Over on YouTube, the poors over on x.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
If you're not a poor, if you resent that statement
and you want to prove to us that you have
money and I have my doubts, head on over to
patreon dot com, backslash Neplin Desk Squad, sign up with
that money you have and continue enjoying this show and
sounding off in the live chat and all that other shit. Otherwise,
we are now leaving you. We're leaving you in the
dust where you belong, in the.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Trash with the rest of the garbage. See you later, guys,
Bye bye, We will see you all right? So what story?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
What are we going to read next?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
What are we going to read next?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I so we just read. We went from having like
none that I was interested in.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Now we have so many.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Now we have so many.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Okay, we have Chad. Who has Chad has? What does
this say is your browser has blocked your screen and
click the Okay, that's fine. Anyway, Chad has near death
experiences and dreams. By the way, I have dreams. So
so uh, we're gonna read Chad.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
But I do want to tell the people in this
transitionary period that between poor and you know, wealthy, that
I have had dreams recently, and I've and I've been
inundated with with many dreams and and I so so
now there's been Hose shit in my dreams, right, Hose,

(37:40):
mysterious Hose tempting me like Lila ship tempting me.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Not good. I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Also, there has been a lot of not fear but frustration.
Can you not look at pictures while I'm telling you stuff,
don't do this.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
I'm just looking at a lot of nice pictures.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Just you're just looking at pictures.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I think you're looking at Toad's pictures, all the pictures
that Toad posts like like he has a lot of
good pictures. Can you focus?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
So, I mean, go ahead, just tell you if you
have to tell your dreams, tell you dreams, but let
me look at my thing. All right, fine, thank you.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
So I've been having dreams lately and and they're not scary,
but they're stressful. And a lot of them have been
like running from police and killing people and uh. And
one of them was interesting. I was in a in
a city and that city was like like an old
like you know how they depict let's say, like a

(38:36):
sodom and.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Gomorrah right, oh god, can you stop that?

Speaker 3 (38:39):
What is that? So?

Speaker 5 (38:41):
So you know how they would depict like a sodom
and Gomora right where it's like it's a city but
it's made of like sand and you even understand like
what the architecture would look like there and all that
other shit. So I'm in a city like that and
I'm in like robes, you know, like much like this
guy behind us cultural terrorists, Like I'm in robes like that.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
And and somebody is.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
Basically been given the green light to destroy the city
by somebody high up in the city.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
So somebody high up in the city has orchestrated it's
its destruction. I think you're just dreaming about mother horse eyes.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Could be so so uh, somebody has given the green
light to to just it's like a false flag almost, yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
And but what they've then done is they have backstabbed
this person and they've given me the green light to
go and kill them. So somebody is pulling the strings.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
You understand.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
What I'm saying is like imagine having like a governor.
I don't know what you talk thinking about it, think
about it.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
It's like having a governor and the governor says, hey,
you can do this false flag on my city, and
then the governor hires me to go and kill the
guy who's doing the false flag.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yet what I'm saying, it's like a double crossing thing.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
You Does that make sense to you? I don't know
if we can.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Lets you tell dreams of.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Plotline that I've even seen places, right It's like it's
like imagine hiring a dude to fuck your shit up
and then and then hiring somebody else to kill that dude.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Okay, so that's you're the guy that kills the dude.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
So I'm trying to make it up the stairs to
where he is, and somebody is lighting on fire these
things that look like uh, tumbleweeds, but they're really dense,
and you're lighting them on fire, and they're throwing them
down the city steps, and I see people get hit
by him, and they're just bursting into flames because this
is filled with some sort of flammable liquid. So I'm

(40:34):
like doing fucking Donkey Kong style, like dodging the barrels
type of deal. I get up the stairs and I
find this guy that is orchestrating the.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Destruction of the city, okay, and I fucking give him
an old boot to the chest, right ca caw. I
hit him in the chest and he hits the ground,
and I've got like this thing, it's not very heavy,
it kind of looks like a wrench, and I just
start bashing his fucking face in and I could feel
his blood splattering on my face, and I'm just get

(41:04):
get gee can get get and it's showering me blood,
so much of it, and this is it, This is
a story. No, okay, so I wake up. My cat
is dead. No, no, my cat is a weird cat.
She just wants she knows.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
She's always like trying to wake me up. I think
she feels when the vibe is off. I woke up.
I look at her, I go cat, you know. I
look around, and.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
I think I see a face in the crack of
my door in the bathroom. But my eyes adjust and
I realized, like, no, it was like something plaining tricks
on me. It's kind of like the mirrors there. I
get up, and I got a piss. I walk into
that bathroom. As I cross the threshold, my whole body
does full on hair on end.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Oh the autopilo erection super not.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Auto though, because that's what I have. Nobody else has that,
just regular pilo erections.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Regular I'm erect all over the place right and and
I realized, like something's going on.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
I think it's something's feeding off of it. It doesn't
have enough to make me spooked out yet, but it
has enough to make me angry and stressed in dreams.
And then it eats that, and then it gets enough
power to show what stupid little spooky face in my
fucking doorway for a split second.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Oh wow, so you're thinking that you really are.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah, something's fucking with me having a passenger. Not a
big deal. Shit happens. I just got to like it's
kind of a big deal.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
I've been a little bit distant from God since since
Brohemian Grove was done. I've like sighed why. I don't know,
I've just not been as aggressive in my pursuit for
whatever reason. And now and I feel like that is
allowed some shit to kind of like slip in a
little bit. Also in the morning, my son goes had

(42:51):
a nightmare. Oh no, basically like he everybody he was
talking to would have the same green illuminated eyes and
it wasn't really them. And then eventually he saw this great,
big thing with the same eyes and it had like
scales and it was green and it was gigantic, and
he and I were fighting it.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Interesting. Interesting, Right, So something's been going on anyway, some
sort of a loos demon, I think so.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
But it's all like low level, weak gay shit, yeah,
you know, And and right now it's just in the
stages where it needs to try to stress me out.
Once it gets enough energy from that, then it could
probably send me some spooky dreams and then that'll be
like a bigger payoff for it, because if it can
keep you in a state of fear also a lust, right,
because it's sending me titty bitches into sleep.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Time, It's like, hey, do you want to be scared?

Speaker 3 (43:40):
You want to be scared, you want to be horned up,
you want to be stressed out, and then after that
it's going to be fear.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
And what do you just keep do you keep saying yes?

Speaker 5 (43:48):
No, I know, no, Like there's never any coitus, you know,
but I notice it keeps happening. Like I'll wake up
and I'll be like and like I'm praying to Jesus
a lot and my dreams still, and then I'll wake up.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
That's usually when I wake up.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
When do we have on Oh my God, doctor Jerry
Marzinski and fucking Brian from Demon Erasers on the same episode.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
No, on Wednesday we have Laura Baker. Oh yeah, that's right, Yeah,
I gotta do some deliverance dog. Well, I don't know, yeah, maybe,
but maybe I think we'll talk about tomorrow. I mean,
this week should have this week will be a good week.
It's so hot in here. It's not that it's actually
getting cooler. I feel it. I feel like I'm getting hotter.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
So we're gonna read Chats in your dead way, sweating
my ass off every crease in your Chad. This is
a fucking book.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Great, let's go, let's get I don't want to read.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Let's get it, dude, he's look, look, look, look, look
he goes UFOs near death experiences.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
What the fuck's up with that? Dude? You want to
read that? That's fucking yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
But we got we have Matthews.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I should stop saying Nate from Reality is ours and
we've got heff A lumps lumpy heifer.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Yeah, what time is it. We're only forty five minutes.
Say bitch, we got some shit. Let's get some shit. Okay, fine,
let's get it, all right?

Speaker 1 (45:08):
I read it.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Hello. Hi, my name is Chad Dickens, and I've been
docks shit.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
Hi chat anyway, and I've had a life of oddity,
stretching from benign encounters with UFOs and experiencing communion with
God during near death experiences. I'm not going to talk
about any of that now, because I'm not going to
go over the UFO encounters. They were short, and I
have better things to talk about, Okay, swear enough sweat
in our whistle. I was about four years old when

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I experienced my maker. My uncle took me on a
tour of Denver, Colorado, when the cab of his eighteen wheeler.
The city was beautiful and we passed directly by the
capitol on the highway nearby. When I returned to my
grandmother's house where my parents.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Were, I was this is actually kind of funny. First
of are people saying mean things. They're saying, this is
what you get for not talking to Clint directly in person.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
That's heavy, Probably you think so, Probably, I don't know.
It still frustrates me because I'm like, God, you know,
use me as a servant. He's like, go talk to Clint.
I'm like, not, Like, God, come on, really, can't you
give me something cool?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Fine, go find that, do whatever you gotta do. Whatever, man, Hey, whatever, dude,
just get to just get the TV back.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Go over there. Get That's why God's like, go get
get the TV Pever, dude, just go there. That's what
it is it's the TV. He says, just go back
and get the TV, please, That's what it's about. Yeah,
could be like, but you need a TV. His soul
is going to hell God, and he's like, but that TV.
There's a Samsung TV. You know what that goes for.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
It's like thirty inches.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
I mean, you know there's a good one hundred and
forty bucks right now at Walmart. Okay.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
So when I returned to my grandmother's house where my
parents were, I was too excited to explain to that
my trip to listen to my uncle's instructions to allow
him to help me down.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
So he was just really excited.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
He wanted to explain to them the trip, and his
uncle was trying to give him instructions on how to
get him out of the eighteen wheeler. I guess my
foot slipped backwards on the top step of the ladder
leading into the cab, hooked it, and my body flung
like a flail. I can see that in my mind, Yeah,
sending my head directly into the curb below.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Yeah, there's always like when you're getting in and out
of an eighteen wheeler, there's like three points of contact.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Always, always, well.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
This motherfucker had at least two, one hooked on the
ladder and the other one on his forehead on the curve.
I mean like hands, definitely. That's and I fell. I
fell off the fucking truck so many times, so stupid.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
So you fall off and you get up because you're embarrassed.
I'm injured, pain.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
I'm not doing well.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
That could be permanent.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
Umm.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
My parents, uncle, and grandmother clamored around me, each one
more freaked out than the rest, except for my grandmother,
who calmly knelt down, grabbed my bloody body, and placed
my unconscious head on her lap. She then proceeded to
speak tongues, which just flowed from her mouth fluently.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Oh, oh, tongues. We're doing tongues. We're doing tongues.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
However, as I said, I'm unconscious and only know what
is happening because of statements made by my mother years later,
what I experienced was much more mystical than what was
happening on the ground.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
When my head landed and my.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Skull fractured, when my soul shot out.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Of my body, I tried looking back, but before I
knew it, the whole scene was too far away to see,
and when I refocused on where I was going, I
realized I was already there.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Damn dude.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
You know what's Uh, there's a story of a man
named Brady. Uh. Yeah, so they this couple of Jewish
couple implanted a thirty year old embryo. They froze it
in ninety four. That's did he read that? Interesting? No? Yeah,
they So they froze the embryo in nineteen ninety four
and implanted it last year, and it was born I

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guess this month.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
So it made news. So this kid is like Captain
America because he was frozen.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
It's a weird one, right. This kid is born today
but conceived thirty years ago.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
It's weird. Matt Rife actually asked a great question on Twitter.
Oh the comedian who just bought the doll?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Yeah that guy. Okay, now the guy that does the
rife coils? He said, what happens to the soul for
all that time? Oh? My god?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Right, where does it go? What happened just edging for
thirty years? Is it stuck? Is it frozen?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Is it in there?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Is it in pain?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Is you know what I mean? Like? What happens to
the soul? Because the soul is kind of like happens
at conception. I would assume, well, it.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Is interesting because it feels like we are like I
kind of agree with the Mormons about the idea of
us like choosing to be here during this time, Like
you make a decision before you enter this realm. And
if that's the case, it's like a dude totally meant
to show up in nineteen ninety four and then all
of a sudden shows up in twenty twenty five, and

(50:23):
he's like, this is a lot gayer, yeah than when
I meant to come.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Here a strong candidate for the Antichrist.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
Right now, I would say, oh, there's a couple in
the running right now, although I still think that it.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Was actually a guy tomorrow. So tomorrow, Isy Griffin is
gonna come on. That's gonna be fun. We have to
remember to ask him about He said that there is
the next Aleister Crowley alive, and well today he's much younger.
He wouldn't reveal it on simpol hat because he was
doing it on his own program and he's already revealed it.
So he told me something that we can hit on.
We're we're gonna talk about who the next, Aleister Crowley

(50:56):
is Yes, something that we need to ask him about,
because he's says that he has some assumptions that he
thinks he knows who it is.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
That's interesting. Yes, all right, I'm looking forward to that.
Around me, oh, this is where he was going, he said.
He was looking to see where he was going. He
was already there, he said. Around me was a sprawling
landscape of hills, wheat.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
And wild flowers on the hill. Oh, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Wheat too, which is where if you died remember in
Gladiator m hm, and the fields of wheat.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Yeah, that's Elysium.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Elysium. Good call, dude, fucking great recall on that one.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
That was excellent.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Um.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
The fragrance was fantastic, and the air had a shimmering quality.
I then watched as three light beings descended upon me.
The one on my right was incredibly empathetic and loving,
the one on my left wanted to punish me for
the sins I've yet to commit, and the one directly
in front of me was the all father. What he

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said was final, and what he said was also jarring.
He explained that there would be an evil that came
from the east that would change everything.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Damn, what's going on? This is funky shit, Dude, I
like this.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
He commanded me to never kill other humans, but to
always search for and identify the enemy of the people.
He warned that that would be hard, and not to
trust the institutions of the earth, which seemed to also
be a hint about the Synagogue of Satan. Admittedly, it's

(52:30):
hard to remember everything stated to me, and much of
it scared me into shutting some of it down.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
However, I learn oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
However, as I learn more about this realm, it feels
as though the conversation I had that day became more clear,
or becomes more clear. God said COVID would be the beginning,
not exactly in those words, but it was definitely implied.
He then explained that I had died, blained that it

(53:00):
wasn't my time and that I needed to go back
to my body. Now, that's really kind of funny that
it's like it wasn't your time.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
But kids can be so fucking goofy, because like, you
weren't supposed to You're just supposed to get off the
trailer dog. You weren't supposed to turn into a human
flail and headbutt, like I didn't see this. I didn't
see this was not like there's things that humans do
that surprise god. You think in that moment, he was like,
fuck yeah, somebody's like.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
An angel went up. They're like, he fell off the truck.
He said, he fell off the truck.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Are you sure he's dead? Now? Three points of contact.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
I'll be there, I'll be right.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm coming with good yeah man,
good me, good yeah, good me.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
He explained that it wasn't my time and that I
needed to go back to my body.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Now.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
I came to bloody and dirty, and the only thing
I said was I'm hungry.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
I need some dinner. Wow.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
My grandmother hugged me.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
My mother was in tears, and my father was consoling
her as my uncle paste back and forth. The entire
experience is maybe three to five minutes.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Geez.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
I never went to the hospital. They never brought him
to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
They were like, let's not push it.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Nope, who that bill?

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Yeah the bill?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Dude? Can you blame them?

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Honestly, they probably would have killed you.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Well, when I got knocked out, but you know, my
mom just put me in a tub of cold water,
and she said, don't go to sleep. Yeah, and then
I later on found out that that's pretty much all
they're gonna do to you at the hospitals, like stay
stay away, stay awake, don't fucking go to sleep, you.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Know, honestly, Like, yeah, the techniques at the hospital. Because
my wife worked at a hospital, so like when my
kids get something happens to him, I'm like, should we
bring them in there?

Speaker 1 (54:36):
She's like, they're gonna do this. They're literally gonna do
what we're gonna do right now.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
That's not reassuring, it's not Yeah, they don't really have
a handle on. They don't do anything super special in
a lot of these places unless you have cancer, in
which case they'll accelerate it.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
We're joking YouTube now, of course. Yeah, we don't mean that.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
I never went to the hospital, never had a side effect,
never a headache or a complaint, just went back to
my Tonka trucks and chicken nugs.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
My next near death experience what my next near death
experience was.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
When I was nine, my parents and I took a
trip to Alabama, where we eventually moved to. I went
to the beach with my older sister and mother and
the beach we went to had a bridge right next
to it with a channel underneath. We passed by a
woman I noted to be exceptionally beautiful at nine, you

(55:34):
nasty little man. She was reading a book, had a
picnic basket, a blanket, and an umbrella. She was obviously
planning on staying around for a while. My sister and
I went to the edge of the channel and looked
at the water, which seemed calm and timid. Timid, so
we decided to jump into the channel instead of getting

(55:56):
beaten up by the waves at the beach. However, the
channel had just been dredged, and it was much deeper
and faster moving than we'd expected.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Oh shit. We jumped in.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
I was immediately pulled to the bottom.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
My sister saw this and started to act fast, grabbing
me and putting me above her head, which made her
dunk in the water as she tried desperately to tread.
My mother saw in the commotion trying to I'm sorry,
my mother, I'm sorry. I saw my mother in the
commotion trying to reach for my outstretched hands, but she

(56:31):
just couldn't reach, and we kept trying.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
This guy put his mom through a lot.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Good God right, I know.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
I'd been like, let him die, let it go, let
him go.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
This is obviously meant to be, this is too much.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
She just couldn't reach, and we kept trying this as
we drifted back up the channel. Then I saw a
flash of red hair. My sister at this point was
exhausted and started to falter, but my mother's hand was
able to reach much further. Afterwards, I came to the
realize that this other I came to realize that this
this attractive woman was helping my mother pull us from
the water's edge. We were all out of breath, and

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we checked over my sister. By the time we picked
our heads up, the attractive.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Woman was gone. Oh that's fascinating.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Who saves a kid? And then it's just like when
they're not looking, like, get out of here, man, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Oh shit, I just did a dumb thing. Hold on, guys.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
So we went to her beach set up and it
too was gone. Oh so we saw this person beforehand.
The amount of time it took her to disappear from
the beach was maybe thirty seconds to a minute. That's
not uh, there's not a doubt in my mind that
she was in fact an angel.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
That is weird, man, I don't understand it in any
situation where you would help a family and you wouldn't
stick around.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
To be like, are you guys good? Like is everybody okay?

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Like you know you just fucking was Also not Honestly,
this is not like an uncommon experience. This.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
You hear this story a lot.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
Goodness, do you hear that when people have a near
death experience and there's a random individual who vanishes.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Yeah, I mean like the one of the recent stories
about the guy at the hospital with the beautiful woman.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Again, this kind of story seems to the angels are hot.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Well, if you were an angel, if you were a
shape shifter, would you just would you want to be ugly?
Maybe to make people feel better? Yeah? Yeah, I mean
like an average right, to make them feel Ye're like,
I'm gonna be.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
A smoke show every time, every time, Like I'm gonna
save them, and all they're gonna think about is banging.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
It's like nice hits though, right, messed up?

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Man? Alright, So hitting puberty seems to slow down the
occurrences in the mist of my mystical experiences. Yeah, that
is there's like a veil that's created with puberty. Yeah,
it's probably from the gooning. It's the gooning.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Maybe that's what it is, like it wants to well.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Yeah, this so when you're when you're hit with these
ideas of lust and uh anger, you're often distracted from
the thing that is in front of you and the
thing that's in front of you.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
I think I've been saying this. I've been saying this
about this show for a while. Makes you, makes me
want to.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Make you.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
That's why. That's why Xerox is always here? Where is Xerox?
Shout out Zerox. He's not even herr, he's gooning. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
I've been saying about this show that it feels like
uh and not not for like any really any reasons
about metrics or anything, but it's like just what we're
doing here and I don't I don't even care if
it happens or not, if it gets like bigger or not,
but it feels like that's about to happen. Whenever you're
experiencing these hold ups and these oh yeah, that you

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can't really explain these issues that are constantly in your way.
That's why I asked Kate about like when she had
all that experience with her brother, I was like, what
happened after?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Yeah, I'm interested in in the Was there a life
changing development?

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Was there?

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Or did you not notice? Did you not take it in?

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Because I'm like whenever these things are like beating you down,
I'm constantly like you're getting hit by it, and you're
like shit, like there's a there's a way to stop it,
Like you can pray, there's things you can do. But
I'm like like peeking towards what's and what is that next?

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
We're trying to block me from? Bitch, what are you
trying to block me from? Yeah? What am I not seeing?

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Is right around right around the corner.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
What's weird too, is like in these dreams, these like
women these suck you by are are very much like
luring me And it's not like the focus of the
dream And I'm not like it's not a linear path
to them.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Are they just like it's like a pulling. It's a pulling.
It's a pulling. It's a pulling.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Are they like the abbos looking at you like with
their yellow eyes.

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
Yeah, It's like everything smells like gasoline. It's all very distorted,
but like, you know, it is it's weird because you
know what, it almost feels like it's like interacting with
somebody in a dream state. It's very hard to get
their attention, and these things are trying really hard to
get my attention.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
But I'm like, you know, like I'm all over the
place because it's a dream and it doesn't it's all
fucking wonky and I'm killing a man with a hammer.
Roll over the place, because that's how it must be
very frustrating being your sleep paralysis demons.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Oh yeah, it's like this guy will not pay attention.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Look over here, over here, like that the whole Yeah, hello,
Like that's what it's like. Though.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
The whole time, they're like trying to get my attention
and it's not what's happening in the dream.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Something else is happening. But they're like it's almost like exhausting.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
They're like, get him when he's awake. I guess, go
in his bathroom, try the bathroom. He won't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
He still won't pay attention.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
He's just interesting.

Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Is like I imagine that this thing is like doing
a little fucking you know, do you think it's the
same through the creek at the door.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Do you think it's the same one with the teeth
or is it now now you know what it almost
felt like? Now it's a little headed black thing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Let me ask you, do you think, because this is
not your first go around with these whatever that is
that's bothering you, do you think they report to each other?
Like do you do you think he'd be like this
worked last time, so go here and do this or
do you think it's just too like they're like from
two different places and they found a guy and they're like,
I could probably fuck with him, like no one's here.

(01:01:57):
They go and they go, they go, no one's here
right now, and and you're like, no, no, Wane's here
right now. And they're like, I'll just hop in and
I'll try to mess with them. Do you think that
they're like related? I honestly have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
I want to speculate on it, but I don't have
any context through which to speculate on it. It To me,
I would say, it feels like a continuation. There's just
always this thing trying to fuck with me, and I
don't know, like, did I have dreams last night? I
might have had dreams last night, but like if I

(01:02:30):
have a drink, it doesn't happen. And then once I
don't drink for like consecutive days, those consecutive days will
be like back to back to back to back, which
I think, I'm like feeding it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
So I'm feeding it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
In a bunch of different ways, and it's just like
I don't get to engage in some regular shit because
I feed something immediately and it's happy when I'm in
a like like let's say an alcohol and do state.
But then the second I stop, I've been feeding it
for a while now it has the strength to like
fuck with me, so I have to almost like you know,

(01:03:04):
Afron the nasal spray. So they say that that stuff's addicting,
it'll clear your sinuses, but the truth of the matter
is you're going to have to go through a fucking
stuff he knows, because the second you stop taking it, yeah,
your nose will seal up and then you want to
take it again.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
It's like that where it's like if I stop drinking,
I'm gonna have to go through this bull shape for
a little bit. But then once I stop feeding it,
it'll lose power because it's using the power to manifest
in my dreams and shit like that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
It's like coming off of niquil. I mean that I use.
I don't do NyQuil anymore, but when I was younger,
just fucking chug it. If I was sick, I would
be like my mom at one point, she was like,
you went through like two bottles of niquil over like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Weeks because they just like taste good.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Well, I mean you're sleeping great, right, So then you
just continue and you're like a little bit a little
bit and then I'm like, she's like, you're addicted to
ni quill, And now I'm like everybody's got their thing.
You can't sleep for like three or four days after
like it's just coldokie off of it because you're just
you're now crutched to like yeah sleeping.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
Yeah, yeah, I used to be. They said, Raven Boof's
nasal spray. I wonder what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Just keeps your asshole dilated.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
But I used to when I was a kid, I
was like hooked on affering And then my mom realized
this is before anybody realize you can get addicted to it.
And my mom was like, I don't think that you're
gonna stop having a stuff he knows. You're just gonna
have to deal with it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Now I realize that my stuff he knows isn't real.
Even this is crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
But I was listening to somebody talk about it one time,
and they're like, even when your nose is stuffy, stay
calm and just breathe through it slowly, and eventually your
nasal passages just dilate and you're good to go. Yeah,
And I didn't know that for years, So I used
to fall asleep in my mouth open because of that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
And then i'd have like, there's been a lot of
times where I don't even remember to breathe. But listen,
we're getting took anyway. Has that ever happened to you,
forgetting to breathe? Yeah, it happens a lot. I'm just like,
and then you should have him breathed, and like, a minute,
that's better. I can nice thing you do when you
start again. Imagine, let's see, Yeah, my father pulled, uh

(01:05:07):
was his human? He hitting puberty seemed to slow down
the experiences.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
That's where we were want you want to pick it
up from there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
One night I was having a dream where I was
walking through my local downtown area with a group of
cute girls from school. Realized at one point that they
were all flirting with me, and I came to realize
that I was dreaming. Whoa. But just as I devised
a plan to take advantage of the situation, I found
myself experiencing. My stepfather pulled up in a red van

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that I assume was a co workers vehicle. I looked
through the passenger window as he explained that he had
found two babies in a dumpster. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
I looked back and they were both there, but one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Had fallen sideways in the back row back row seating,
so I pulled the sliding door open to help the
little boy get upright. The child was filthy, and I
immediately wanted to clean my hands. This is a strange paragraph.
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
I turned around and wished my dad luck while I
walked through into a coffee shop on the corner.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Good luck with the babies. D Yeah. Yeah. However, I
noticed as I walked through the door that whatever I was,
whatever I just walked into, wasn't a coffee shop at all.
What laid before me looked eerily reminiscent of the White
Room in the matrix, an endless expanse of white floor
and ceiling laid before my eyes. To my right and

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to my left was a seraphim. Oh. It's many wings
were covered in eyes that blinked as it did. Very strange,
and as I took it all in, I bellowed out
a screeching noise, and a second voice seemed to speak
within my head that said, get out. I wanted to,
but I was still frozen in shock, and all I
could think of was why am I here? All I

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wanted to do was wash my hands, And that's when
I saw the dark doorway and corridor behind the angel.
I saw a shadows dance then dart off the wall,
gaining the dimensionality as it raced at me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
It put a hand on my shoulder and looked me
right in the face. I appeared at its pure black
and expressionless face, and it pulled the life force out
of me. I composed myself enough to hit the thing.
Then I woke up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Damn, he fucking punched a seraphim, drenched in a pool
of sweat, and my heart racing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
That's pretty bass. You punched an angel punched out? Yeah,
you gotta sometimes you gottaive him the fisticuffs.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Yeah. A few years after that dream, I had another
one where it seemed to start the moment my head
hit the pillow. The first thing I saw was my
ceiling in the room, so I just assumed that I
had gotten up for whatever reason. But I noticed a
noise like lapping waves against my window. Oh my god, wait, wait,
can we pause this real quick? I heard a spooky
story on TikTok. Lady shows up as she's a hospice worker.

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She's got to show up to see how this old
motherfucker's doing. And she shows up. The houses disgusting, smells, horrifying.
She tries to ignore it because she's a professional. Right,
it goes into the house. Individual keeps referring to themselves
as we we this we that we want.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
And the flies were incredible, so many flies that didn't
make any sense, big black flies, she said.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
When the door opened, they just a cloud of them
came out. They're everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
As she's talking to this lady, a fly lands in
her eyeball and she's like, it hurts so bad, she
can't she like literally has to be like okay, like
you know, she muscles through it, but it hurts so
bad she has to go to the eye doctor and
she she calls out of work. The next day, lady's
super creepy, by the way, all kinds of weird creepy crap.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Goes to the odd doctor.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
Eye doctor goes, yeah, dude, you scratched your your retina
up quite a bit here and pulls out a wing
and a leg.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Oh, it had been there for a day.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
That thing hit her so hard, disgusting, disgusting. That night,
her house just inundated with flies, so many flies, flies, flies, flies,
to the point where she's like, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Wait a second, this is creepy. Yeah, something's wrong here,
and she starts like demanding that something leave her house, right,
So she does that whole spiel she grew up, So
she's like, in the name of the Lord, she grew
up like Catholic or something like that, and the name
of the Lord, you have to leave. And then she
goes like that night she wakes up in her bed

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and she can't move, and she could see on her
ceiling there's like a man and he's on her ceiling
and he's turned and he's looking at her and he's
missing a leg. Whoa, that's crazy, and he like starts

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crawling across her ceiling and then into her closet, and
she said that was the last time he ever saw
she ever saw him. But she couldn't help but wonder
if this motherfucker's leg was what was in her eye?

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Wow? Dude, I was like, this bitch, And then she
starts doing like so basically, what I'm saying is like,
these things are real and you have to latch onto
whatever you believe in, like if it's Buddhism or if
it's just something fucking idiot. That's what the Lord saves
you from this one legged motherfucker on your ceiling, and
you go, whatever you're into is something else? Good god man.

(01:10:25):
But I was like, damn, what a what a horrifying thought?
She said, She was like plagued with this idea, was like,
was that his leg in my eye? Wow? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Very cool, very very bad with our with our new setup.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
We've got to interview my I want to interview my
own again because she has similar stories to that that. Uh.
I don't like that. Yeah, they stay, I mean they're
they're still happening to her, so I feel, are they
still happening? Yeah, she's having a bad time. She's having
a bad time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
As a matter of fact, they might have even picked
up after maybe we shouldn't interview her. But right, you're
gonna get you're gonna let some shit in your house.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
I think I think we're we're no, no, not into
my house, like many come in here. But it's like,
what are we gonna do just like an outside like
a field.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
No. Well, when she when she does, when she talks
about these things, she doesn't like to talk about them.
She says that sometimes the activity will pick up again.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Yeah, well, I think that when the reason that happens
is because if you talk about them, then you might
end up getting well not even just that, you might
end up getting a solution.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
And they're like, we don't want that. Well, that'll pick
up the activity.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
So they draw a correlation between noticing and talking about it,
and then like the activity going up, and then you're
never gonna get anybody being like, hey, maybe you know,
get right with Jesus.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
And that is what I think that this is the
problem with this show. We're not the problem, but why
this show is experiencing it will experience like rapid growth
and it will experience some weird shit, because the first
time that I interviewed her, I was like, well, that's crazy.
Like I was like, I can tell it is like
you kind of went about going about this pretty wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
You know, like you didn't do this right, you didn't
do that right. She's the one that put the scissors
in her lawn, right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
Scissors in the law and burning incense over the door
and things like that. And I was like, although those
techniques do work, they just kind of like mask.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
Yeah, there's a temporary suppression. Yeah, and I don't even
know what that suppression is for. I think it's actually
a it's a pretend suppression where it goes good.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
I want you to think this works. It feels like
it feels like when you do antibiotics, but you don't
take the full regiment back too. That's a great analogy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Yeah, that's what it like. She's explaining it to me.
I was like, damn, that's what it felt like.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Is then now it comes back stronger, and then it
becomes dormant for a while, and then it kicks back
up for seemingly no reason. Yeah, and then who was
this way?

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
This is the Miriam. Miriam's your my aunt. She's the
big lady. She's the big one. If she could. But uh, yeah,
no she would.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
I think if we interviewed her again, yeah, we would
have not just and it like what she does is
her own thing, but we would actually have a better
idea of what she's talking about rather than like, oh,
spooky stories. She could hear that and then be like,
here's what you might want to try.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
That's kind of dangerous. You know, you're you're all went
better than I do. Do you think she would even
take the advice? Do you really think she's never been
given that advice?

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
No, she has. I think she would take the advice
because she there was times where she went to uh
like go into church and she's she's gay, so she's
like want my big gay on. Yeah, and but she's like,
she's taken the advice of my mom about you should

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go to church, and she did. She gave it like
a how I'd say she gave it a fair try.
But it's like, well, she's still gay and she's still
dabbling in this thing. And then she's also in a
church that is is saying talking about spiritual warfare but
not directing her exactly, like like here is here are
your problems right here where you went. I mean, you

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go into a standard church in America and you're just
kind of sitting in the pews, and it's like.

Speaker 5 (01:14:05):
That's actually a great I'm finally getting that, you know,
like a person like I'm experiencing that firsthand now where
it's like I'm going there. They're talking about missionaries, which
is like cool yep, and then they do like sermons
on scripture and I'm like that's cool. I like those when,
especially the scripture stuff. But there's been no real talk
about spiritual warfare. It's mostly as a matter of fact.

(01:14:26):
I mean, so we go to the same church and
the missionary this week. I was I know you were
sitting across the room from me, but I was like,
I know David's reacting right now because he's.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Showing he's like a slideshow and he says, do you
know that Mexico was one of the most haunted places
in the world. There's no churches here, and then he's
showing pictures of like skulls and like sugar quad, let
me tell you something, pyramids, And I was like, yeah, nigga,
that's why.

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
So I had a dream once, right and I've told
you about it, but it was just like it was
a two part dream and they happened very separate in
real time from each other, but was like, one was
this dragon. I've talked about it before, This great black
serpent was like calling me to adventure, and and so
I chase it out the doors.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
And then later on in my life, the dream picks
up and I'm stood.

Speaker 5 (01:15:15):
At the front of an Aztec temple and that dragon
is like weaving through the clouds above it. So of
course they're talking about like being a missionary in fucking Mexico,
and I'm like, I'm thinking, like, damn, imagine, like that's
what that was about, Like I'm supposed to go to
Mexico and be a missionary, which I don't think is
the case. But I'm just thinking as this conversation is happening,
and I'm thinking like I would.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
Approach that so differently.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
I would be there and be like, do you understand
the principality that has your country gripped?

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
It almost feels like when I was listening to him,
I was actually thinking about what you were doing with Clint,
and I was like, it almost feels like you shouldn't
be there, like this place is so steeped for so
many years inside of with these principalities. They have such
deep roots that you go in there and you build

(01:16:01):
eight churches and it's like that's great.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
But where you're at, and I hope they know this.
I'm like, where you're at is a complete war zone.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
Not just it's like oh yeah, it's like being a
white person and moving this and going to South Africa
right now where they're like just killing white people.

Speaker 5 (01:16:16):
Yeah, well you're going there and it is a war
zone like that, and I'm not opposed to going there,
but it's like you don't know the enemy at all,
I mean the actual entity.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
That does he know?

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
That's the thing, like does this guy know?

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Like a I don't know what they know and what
they're going to say on the pulpit, because when you're
on when you're on that stage and you're talking to people, yeah,
it's often like like how would I How would I
talk to somebody about what we talk about on NDA?
You would need ed Maybry there and you'd have to
go like a feathered serpent, a plumed serpent. Do you
know what that sounds like?

Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
That sounds like a like a well, he's like he
defines seraphims as being serpentine or lizard like, but also
having feathers too, So it's like there is precedent for
this surp this dragon even.

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Right. That's what ed maybe talks.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
About, is like when when all these ancient civilizations see
these dragons, especially the ones in Chinese mythology, which are
very close to the ones that you would describe as
quete quattle. Yeah, that would be the angle, Like you
know that there's biblical precedent for something. It seems through
the translations, if you go to the ancient Hebrew and
the meaning of the word, it seems to be describing
something that's serpentine, that is shining, that that is also

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plumed and feathered in some way.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
You're dealing with.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
A fallen angel.

Speaker 5 (01:17:28):
U assholes, Like that's that's what they need to hear,
Like it's not just the fun lore of your ancients.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
The thing too, So like this of the last two
weeks at the church, you're dealing with Mexico, and then
the week before that they did a mission.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
You weren't there, you know, No, I was.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
There where they did the Puerto Rico one, Right, Yeah,
I like that that big Puerto Rican guy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Yeah, I like him. I saw him at Chili's did.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
So many places. I bet you dude.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
He went in there.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
He's like you and I said, oh, I said, you
going going in there and he's like yeah, And I
was like, you're gonna kill it in there, and he
was like he goes like this, he goes, he goes,
I'll see you later. I was like, I know, he's
gonna crush huge. He's a gigantic man who got the
three first. That's like, who's like him that we could
even Frankenstein.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
I love that guy though, and I like the service
that he was given when he was talking about the missionaries.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Ever.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
It's very cool.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
But it's another one like this is this island is
another island. I mean you go to pretty much any
island in the Caribbean and they are so steeped. These
principalities are so dug in there that it's like you're
going there too. I mean, you know, they bought food
for a girl's like you know, a homeless shelter, and
I'm just like, like good. But I was like, these

(01:18:43):
these kids that you're bringing out there, yeah, like do
they know where they're going my family. Well that's the
thing on both sides, but it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
This is this story, the story about my aunt came
my aunt my thif I will call her.

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
I used to say, I think you rubbed off from me.

Speaker 5 (01:18:58):
I used to say yeah, because I used to say
my aunt Margaret, but now I would say my aunt Margaret.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
I used to say they until I spelled it, and
then I wrote it in school and yeah, and the
teacher was like, what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
And I was like, my dad used to call me
THETHI for some reason. That means you're gay.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Yeah, and my male cousins used to goay, that is gay.
That's funny, though, I'm like, I don't know why this
nigga calls me that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
She my aunt aunt aunt.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
Yeah. She got this attachment in Puerto Rico. Yeah, and
then made it worse by going up a mountain seeing
a witch doctor. And this is like this place is
everything the worst things you could do. Yeah, yeah, this is.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Where you get that stuff. So when you this is
where they're going too.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
But there was something I forgot what it was.

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
We're talking about like going cause it's like it's not right,
even even the service was like, God doesn't choose choose
the the people that are equipped.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
He equips the people that he chooses. So in that way,
it's like you don't even have to have these little
kids know what goes on in Puerto Rico. If they go,
they are on behalf of God then and then God
uses them so like you know, I'm not saying, I
guess so like like they're not getting they're not going
to get messed with, But it's just so crazy to
like send the kid into a war zone. Yeah, And

(01:20:13):
I also wonder about like when you say, somebody breaks
into my home and you can't be like, in the
name of Jesus leave, Like what happens you send these
kids there and someone's like it's molested time and they
can't do it. You know, that's a that's a scary thing.

Speaker 5 (01:20:26):
I don't like that, but I mean, you know, it's
what it is. Okay, all right, let's uh, let's let's
it's blessed.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
See what I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
You were like, Oh, we got a lot of time
we do It's only an hour and twenty. We're crushing
right now. We're doing great on time.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
There's like three stories I want to read be fine, okay,
well let's go. Let's get through this real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
So I walked to it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
And open the blinds in order to see what it was,
and I found that there was a giant flood. Oh
all right, so yeah, he's tapping like the waves licking
up on his window.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
It looked as though the ocean itself was stretched before me,
and there were two bright orbs, getting even brighter as
they moved closer to me. I ran into the living room,
where my stepdad was playing Madden and my mom was
doing a crossword. I was frantically trying to explain to
them what was going on, and as I realized that
they couldn't see or hear me at all, the ceiling
of my house peeled away like a sardine can. Then

(01:21:19):
I watched the orbs descend toward me and realized that
they weren't round in shape. As they came more into view,
one was shaped like a squid and the other a jellyfish,
and my first thought was creatures from the deep damn.
Then as they got even closer to me, the form
shape shape shifted into angel like beings. I realized that

(01:21:40):
they didn't know I could see them, and I watched
as they made their way directly to my parents. So
I grabbed a steak knife and sunk it into the
entity's neck that was closest to me. It was violent.
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Yeah. I woke up the next morning and everything was
normal as it ever was. However, I never saw that
knife ever again. WHOA, that's kind of that's interesting. Yeah,
that's really interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
Like transmuting reality and this uh this etheric realm. Yeah,
it's like like this the astral realm, that's what that's also.
I want to talk to that that hypnotist dude, because
he's like, oh, yeah, I learned how to actual project.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
I was like, I'm gonna I want to know what
you're doing over there. But what are you seeing, Doug? Yeah,
So thank you for allowing me to have a platform
to get some of these stories out into the zeitgeist.
Nice guy, theist.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Yeah, you guys have changed the culture and shifted our
collective collective understandings. Don't put that on me.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
No, I don't think we did.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
I can't overstate how important I think these times and
men like you are in it. Future generations will recognize
now to be biblical times. That being said, don't feel
obligated to be anything other than the dangerous retards you
already are. Much Love you guys until next time. Yeah,
that's I feel like that's what we've been like. I

(01:22:56):
don't know if we but like I'm being cold to
be less of a dangerous I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
No, I mean, but we defined what because we do
have to define it. It's upon us to define the term,
is it not?

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:23:10):
So, and I've said this before, the status quo is
satanic and so being aligned with God makes you dangerous.
And then we have our information, but we move much
more in like what is what we're spiritually drawn to?

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
So it's not about the information, which is what makes
us retarded. Yeah. So in that way, it's like retards
for the lord less, less, vulgar, dangerous retards. I just
want to be, well I don't Yeah, I don't want
to be.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
What I don't want is.

Speaker 5 (01:23:40):
So so you know you want to talk about like
the fruits of a thing, Like if you caught just
one episode of Timeline Cleanse, you might just be like,
you know what, I don't like black people. I was like,
that's not you'd have to watch my body of work
to understand the nuances in my opinions, because I could
sit here and tell you about what they've done to

(01:24:00):
their music, right, and I can tell you about redlining
and all this other crazy shit like we could talk
about that, but I'm not going to talk about that
every episode. So you might just tune in see me
watching some obese black woman with a shower cap beating
another obese black woman in a shower cap with her
own toddler yea, and think, yeah, this guy's right, you know,

(01:24:24):
and it's like so so just in the sense.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
Of like what fruit.

Speaker 5 (01:24:28):
I like when people DM us and they go, dog,
I'm closer to God because of your show, and I
go that feels really good.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
I don't like when people DM me and they go
how about these blocks and I go, ah, shit, that's
not me. They'll be like, say something funny about this,
and it's I look at us an article about the Jews,
and I was like, man, I guess yeah, yeah, yeah,
I guess I will still.

Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
Though, I mean, you know, that's just that's just where
I'm at. So yeah, and as far as the language thing,
we we've talked about it before. If I say fucking
as I as I just what are we allowed to say? Well,
it's not about what are we allowed to say? It's
about Oh, I'm using that word interchangeably with the word um.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Like mm hmmm.

Speaker 5 (01:25:19):
So these are just words that I'm using when I'm
grasping for time and my my brain's not firing on
all cylinders, so I don't have the next word available.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
So I'll go it's like, or I'll go it's fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
And so in that way, I'm like, I would like
to filler.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
It's a filler word sentence massager exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
And it just speaks to my inability to to make
up a fake word in that moment. I'd like to
make up more fake words. That's what I'm doing. It's
not an easy thing to do. Thank you, Chad Dickens.
That was wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
We have some time here. Who's who else is? Do
you do you wanna? What do you want to do?

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
We've got Matthew Lane, Matthew Lane, Nate from Realities Ours,
Heffa Lumps Lumpy, Hefa, Mark Knight, Matthew, Let's get rid
of Brody. Let's I don't want to look at him anymore.
That's not nice, all right, I love it. Which one
was Brody's? Brody's was the one that.

Speaker 5 (01:26:11):
Says Brody, it's the one that's literally just thirteen pages
of scripture.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
You know what I'm gonna do for Brody. I'm gonna
run this through AI and I'm gonna ask it to
give me something that makes sense. What does it mean?

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
What does this mean?

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
What does it mean?

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
As a matter of fact, we could do that right now.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
So done.

Speaker 5 (01:26:27):
We're done also with synchronizotism. So let's let's put that
view only you have permission. You only have permission to
view the contents of this folder.

Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
I I am the owner of the folder. Anyway, we
have summer Campsucky Biss, we have Nate from Reality is ours.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
I think, uh, we'll pick a new one. Then, Oh,
they're all from August fourth. Fascinating.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
Okay, I'm doing something. We'll get rid of Brody. But
I'm asking chat GPT. We're gonna do it fair for you, Brody.
So I said, I put your thing in, and I said,
summarize this in four sentences. Oh, very nice, fair, fair, fair,
I think it's fair. Okay, Brody, Oh, summer camp suckubiss
is nate Okay, cool? Okay cool, So we double that

(01:27:10):
all right. The letter emphasizes that Jesus's true mission was
to overthrow the powers of darkness, reclaim the nation ruled
by the fallen angels since Babbel, and invites all people
Jews and gentiles alike, into God's kingdom through him alone.
It connects biblical history from the rebellion of the Watchers
and the Nephelin to the crucifixion resurrection in Jesus's story
over Satan's dominion. This is all the scripture that he's

(01:27:33):
probably one by one. Yeah, based based we know, but yes,
but based but based. The writer explains the contrast between
God's elect and the reprobates, noting that reprobates, hardened, hardened
against God, become instruments of Satan through deception, division and
the false teacher. Put your gun away.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
And the false teaching.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
Ultimately, Christians are called to discerned, separate and resist reprobates
while standing for him in Christ's truth, participating in his
kingdom and triumph over nations and powers.

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
That was four sentences long, since that was the longest
chat Gypt was like you did not specify.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
That's fair. Run ons? Do you want run ons? Yeah? Okay,
so Brody, that was a yes. That's that's what I
thought you were trying to say. Okay, do you do
you want to read Nate having sex with this sucky? Bye?

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
Yeah, this is gonna be disgusting. But let's hold on.

Speaker 5 (01:28:29):
Let me make sure it is the same one. Okay,
it's not even that long. That's great. That's a great
length for a story. Let me just double check real quick. Okay,
So it's just in here twice because Nancy loves to
confuse us, which is great.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
Yeah, all right, Uh you you want to have at it?

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
No, well I put it the second time. But let
me see what nancy when we blame her?

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
All right? She wrote?

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
Now there's about whatever. Hey, boys, here's a tale from
my youth. What's up, Nate?

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
What up? Nate? What up? Baby? All right? I was
probably about twelve at a Christian charismatic summer camp. It
was one of the last nights at the summer camp
after a long night of chapel. It was an outdoor
worship prayer service. Two of our camp counselors, probably eighteen
or nineteen, who had been campers in previous years were

(01:29:16):
a cabin counselors.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
This is like when you get to would you send
your kid to one of these? I've been to some
of these, have you. I've been to one called Apex
and Apex eight. Got me where's where's I mean? Listen,
how do you think we afford this shit?

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
Dan?

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
That's right? Man? Got three cameras here, guys like at
the top of the line cameras too.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
It was called Apex like Apex Predator b Yeah, man,
and at that one.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
Oh wait, By the way, Nate of Realities are show.
He has show.

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
If you if you enjoy what we're about to say here,
consider going and seeking out Nate and Thomas the paranoid
American on reality start a great show. And actually listened
to it before I ever started film Des Squad. So yeah,
it's it's crazy, Like do you think that they would
like come on the show and mess with us?

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
And they like they actually do? Yeah, really cool.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
He'll come on anything, and they they've been on a
couple of times.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
We should have. Did we have Nate on by himself?

Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
Probably No, we haven't had Nate on by himself.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
I would love to talk to Nate by himself. Yeah,
we should we all maybe not, Okay, maybe not.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
It depends on After this store we're doing C five
and Colon and big that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Yeah, yeah, I like him though. He's our canary in
the coal mine.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
We go go forth Nate, Yeah, he's check out those
episodes that we just did with them. Uh yeah, they
were they were fun. They're fun episodes all about Bigfoot.
We had to bring him back twice because, uh, the
topics so big.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Some people said they were like, oh, this is awfully
wordy and yeah, like you guys aren't like you guys
sing a lot in this episode is like it was
mostly Nate. It was all Nate.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
It was mostly Nate, but we did say bad things.
They also didn't like Hidden and plaining psych guys, which
we're going to have back on immediately. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
I think we'll do a weekly show with them.

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
I really like those guys. Those guys are great. They're
very funny.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
AnyWho, so this is the oh, what I was saying
about Apex is the time that I did go they
did like this really overproduced worship concert, which was like
fine or whatever and there, but there was like a
lot of like forcing, they're forcing you to uh like
come on.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Now, and like what just worship?

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
Come on now, and like speaking tongues with and I'm
just like I don't I'm not with that. But one
of the people that I was with had like a
weird spiritual attack that's not good. Yeah, a girl like
she was like under some kind of like possession. I
was like, this is some crazy shit going on in
this like in the dorms over there. But uh, all right, whatever,
So I don't know if i'd send my kids there. Well,
maybe maybe that you send them off to do a

(01:31:42):
little bit of spiritual warfare.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
That's what that's what goes on there. I have like
like pre marital sex and spiritual warfare is what's happening there. Yeah, realistically,
all right. So they were twin brothers with long dyed
black hair too pale, giving off white trash goth vibes.
Think the mcpoils if they listen to corn exclusively.

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
I think the mcpoils are from It's Always sunny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they're very funny. That's a very good depiction. That's great.
When we got back to our cabin, they shared their
testimonies about how they found God. According to their tails,
the two of them used to be Satanists into black magic,
regularly performing rituals and spells. This actually kind of reminds

(01:32:25):
me of something. You know, that old lady that keeps
giving my kid shit from the church.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Does she have like dyed black hair. I just met her.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
She does. Yeah. She touched me.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Huh, yeah, she touched me on my back. Is that
the lady that you said touched you on your back
and it was weird?

Speaker 5 (01:32:45):
Yeah, because I accidentally did the thing that you're not
supposed to do, which is at the end of the service,
they go, if you feel in your heart that you
need to like make sure you're right with God, and
you want us to pray for you and everything, like
raise your hand, but my head's bowed, so I'm just
thinking they're gonna pray for me, so like people looking well,
so I got my hand up because I'm a fool,

(01:33:06):
and I go my hands up because I want to
get right with the Lord. But I didn't think they were.
I thought they were just gonna say, see that guy
over there, let's pray for him.

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
Instead at the end, they were like, come on up here,
and they go and then they go, we actually have
some time shares.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
That would you be That's.

Speaker 5 (01:33:18):
Exactly what happened to try to sell me. But as
my hand was up, I felt like this on my
back and I did go like, it's like if you're
playing seven up, remember the game seven up, it's like,
you cheating, bitch. You're supposed to keep your eyes closed.
How do you know that I was doing this?

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
But she did touch me on the back. I thought
that was strange.

Speaker 3 (01:33:34):
You didn't like it. She's a yeah, she's kind of
I don't want to say.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
What is she giving your kids?

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Porcelain dolls?

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
What the fuck? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
All kinds of shit.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
And I told my dad. I was like, stop stop
bringing that stuff. And he's like, I told her to
stop bringing the porcelain. I was like, it's not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
I met her. I just met her Sunday and I
saw her.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
Did you think?

Speaker 1 (01:33:54):
I just looked her up and down and he was like,
this is uh you went like this?

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
You went which this is this bit? And I said, honestly,
I was like, h it's physiognony kicking in. She was like,
your kids are just so cute, and I was just
like yep, she goes, what's their blood type? Nancy, Nancy nasty.
That's crazy that she's giving him porcelain chatchkes, though, that's

(01:34:20):
a lot more than.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
Like I'm throwing them out. Yeah, what do they look
like like?

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
Angel? I don't know, just whatever, it's black angels.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Weird, like weird porcelain things. I'm like, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
That's interesting? It's weird. Maybe she's just a nice old lady.
I don't know, all right, so whatever. According to their tales,
the two of them used to be Satanists into black magic,
regularly performing rituals and spells. One night, they performed a
ritual when they summon something, something they described as the

(01:34:52):
most sexy thing ever.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
Very gay.

Speaker 3 (01:34:55):
Now picture all the awkward, little pu pubescent campers with
confused boners hanging on every word of these older guys
description of this demon spot. Oh I hate that.

Speaker 5 (01:35:08):
Oh man, So you send them off the Christian camp
and there's a couple of school shooters describing demon bodies.

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
The fuck is that?

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
This is I don't like that. This is where you're
gonna get this stuff though, man, And honestly, it's kinda
it's a little concerning. Oh, this is a great break.

Speaker 5 (01:35:26):
Open the dolls. What if you broke them open and
there was just clumps of hair inside. It's just like
hair and like blood clots and like like a like
a like a tooth wrapped in hair. Dude, we'd have
to kill her.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
Imagine imagine I broke them open and you never saw
her again.

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
Because we showed up and we were like, we're gonna
confront her, and then she just I'm gonna kill her
with this shard of porcelain.

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
We showed up and was like, what you're gonna do?
Front kick to the chest. When she falls back, I'm
gonna elbow drop her skull.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
I'm just super suspicious of it. The lady might be
regular lady. She seems like a lovely lady.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
Just it's like number one, you're in a church, like
like they said, this is where these people, that's where
they go.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
Yeah, that's number one.

Speaker 5 (01:36:07):
When somebody was like, oh, if they're a Satanist, why
are they wearing a cross? Like that's what I was
talking about, Ozzie, and it would be real Satanists go
in the Honestly, if you could take them from your kids.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
You should break them.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Yeah, the thing is. That's the thing too, is like, right, now,
go get them. You want you want to do it,
you want to do it?

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
Yeah, all right, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
Gonna get it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
Okay, Okay, I'll keep them. I'll keep them, I'll keep them.
Oh my god, guys, he's gonna go get the porson dollars.
I like how he cuts to you your empty chair.
Oh my god, dude, what if we found something? What
if we really found something?

Speaker 5 (01:36:47):
I can't reach the thing, so it's just gonna keep
cutting the top anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
Oh wait, it sounds like the kids are in here.
They might have been. They might they might stop from
doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:02):
Anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:37:02):
So it goes on to say, okay, so the succubist
they conjured had the perfect hour glass figure, giant, juicy sloppers,
tiny waist, fat shit, dude, I'm not I can't read
this without top. I gotta I gotta wait till he
comes back and we gotta read this. I really like
how it keeps going to his empty chair though. Okay, okay, dude,

(01:37:23):
they they He goes on to describe the succubists. He goes, Okay,
so the succubist they conjured had the perfect hour glass figure,
giant juicy sloppers, tiny waist, fat shitter, and perfect long legs.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
But we'll open that up. Let's let's should I smash
it with the butt of my gun.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
I'm gonna throw it on the phone. Hold a bag.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
They're big.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
Yeah, it's this thing.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
Let me see, like I look inside of it. Yeaheah,
you can see. Damn. She gave that to a kid.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
It's an angel with a harp, but it has it
has holes a lot of the side of it. I
wonder if I smash it, if all the demons will release.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
What do we do? Let me see it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
I want to see if I could just.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
There's nothing in it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
I don't think there's anything.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
No teeth, no teeth in there. No, No, there's no
teeth in here. Should I smash it?

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
No, I don't think so. I mean, we don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:38:20):
We know that there's nothing in it now. But if
it's if it's haunted, maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
We just leave it here here. I'll put it right,
all right.

Speaker 5 (01:38:32):
Well, now, we'll just see if anything bad happens. And
if it does, then you throw it in the air
and I'll shoot it. Surely, surely nothing bad will happen. Okay,
So the succubis they conjured had the perfect hour glass figure,
giant juicy sloppers, tiny waist, fat shitter, and perfect long legs.
Her face was symmetrical and very beautiful, but her eyes
were completely black.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
Yeah, she was niked, real rid turn it into a bong.

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
No, we don't smoke anymore because the demons will show
up with giant juicy shitters. Serre onto us, dog, We
can't do it.

Speaker 5 (01:39:06):
She was naked except for her long black hair that
float across her body. The boys felt drawn to her,
wonder why she was irresistible and magnetic, The brothers describing
touching her breasts and ass, damn dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
Will they created?

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
This is an actual thing that they they and then
they fingered it like amunculus or no they So it's
it's an entity.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
This is a but it's physical. But this is always
the thing, right.

Speaker 5 (01:39:29):
It's like the same thing with the Crone, where the
Crone will present one thing to you and then midway
through coitus.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
It'll be like, ah, I can't wait to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
I'm the old lady that gave you the angel statue.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
I was like Oh God, does a carpet match the dark?
Why don't you just dark?

Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
Just let just let your hair be gray.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
Yeah, dude, look at my hair.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
It's fine. Like my hair is like it's it's turning gray.
But I can't wait until it turns all the way
great because it looks really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
I feel like we've misjudged this, this poor old lady.
I think we should eat her as inside.

Speaker 3 (01:40:02):
Okay, see what makes her tick. So the brothers the
Worship passor we're joking, they asked me.

Speaker 1 (01:40:13):
They were like, so what do you do.

Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
It's like, my dad's like, oh, he's gonna play. He's
gonna play in the ministry.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
I was like, absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
Rights like, well, you joined the men's choir.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
I'm like, the fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:40:24):
To join the men's choir to enjoy this guy's in
the midst.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
So my dad he plays instruments, and the guy goes,
what do you play it? Anything with string flute?

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
They show you No Wonder people say bad things about
this show. No Wonder, Blurry Creatures won't invite us on
their show. Yeah, so he's asking me, and then I
don't I don't know where I was going with the story.
We're saying that, uh, you were your dad was saying,
you play an instrument? Yeah yeah, basically like I almost,

(01:40:57):
I guess I volunteer myself to help with the A
v oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
And then so he says what do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
And I'm like, I do a podcast and he goes, oh,
so you know a lot about technical stuff, and then
something like that he goes, he goes so, uh, He's like,
so you produce it. And I was like, but I'm
on it too, and he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, that
could definitely help.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
What's the name of it?

Speaker 3 (01:41:14):
And I was like every time they ask him, like, yes,
it means that's not what it means, dude, that's not
what it means. But it's close. It's kind of close.
And and then I I told him, and and the
next episode we're talking about murdering somebody in his Hey,

(01:41:35):
it's a it's all it's all jokes, jokes. It's all jokes.
We're just joking. We're just jill joking jokes.

Speaker 5 (01:41:42):
The brothers describe touching her breasts and ass Okay, now
back to all the boys in the cabin.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
Definitely a few blew their wide. Jesus, don't don't say that.
It's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
It's one thing to talk about murdering. It is like
libidal energy that's going on in this room.

Speaker 5 (01:41:59):
Yeah, you're making my libido la bamba. The brothers began
to smash with the demon.

Speaker 3 (01:42:06):
Oh damn.

Speaker 4 (01:42:08):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:42:08):
They were clapping cheeks. Black black blap. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
My wife's like, can you not say that?

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
They black blap blap. That's actually I guess that's our
thing now.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
Black blap blah, black blaps.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:42:20):
They said her skin inside and her skin and insides
felt hot, like pleasurable fire.

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
Wow, and that she had that good grip. This is crazy.
Is this a tower gang enjoyer that's messaging? This is nuts?

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
Weird crazy story, okay, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
Then they both simultaneously realized something was off. Like, I said,
no shit, mid couitis. Yeah, yeah, I've been holding a
fart in for an hour and forty minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
Let it go.

Speaker 3 (01:42:47):
I can't. I won't do that here. It is so
hot in here, dude, it's it's actually nice and cool.

Speaker 5 (01:42:51):
Then they both simultaneously realized something was off, that they
were both crossing an irreversible line.

Speaker 3 (01:42:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:42:57):
They had a sober moment, not sure if it was
post nut clarity, or if they just stopped in the
middle of this demonic hog roast. Either way, they looked
closer at her face and realized she was actually horrifyingly hideous.

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
Damn dude, Am I not the nostradamis of NDS?

Speaker 3 (01:43:18):
Come on, I can't wait to watch it. I predict
these things. I predict these things, mon, I can't I
can't wait to do the recap of the Mother horse
Eyes because there is a part in that with a krone. Yeah,
there's several parts with that chrone, with that chron Yeah, yeah,
she shows up. But like, I think the chrone might
also be this this We'll talk about it later. I'm
not sure.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
I'm not sure, but maybe okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:43:42):
They both called out in the name of Jesus, and
that's when this thing fully turned into a monstrous winged entity,
banging body still intact.

Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
I like the way this guy writes.

Speaker 5 (01:43:54):
She began to scream, but no noise came out, only
visceral waves of vibrations that physically knocked them to the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
Wow. The sucubist vanished in a puff of smoke, and
they were forever changed.

Speaker 5 (01:44:07):
They threw away there occult books and items and gave
their lives to Christ.

Speaker 3 (01:44:11):
They still looked gay, very gay. Yeah, some things are irreversible, guys.
That is why we tell you don't even mess around
with this. This is true.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
Yeah, you don't get out of it Scott free, that's
for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:44:21):
Now back to the shock faces of all the mesmerized
little campers with their angry.

Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
Little boners or sticky breefs.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
I don't like the way this guy writes. Yeah, very
very descriptive.

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:44:33):
I don't remember anyone asking questions, just silence. I don't
know exactly what was going on in their heads, of
my or in the heads of my fellow cabin meets,
but I spent the rest of that summer jerking it
while unsuccessfully trying to get a demon to suck me off.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
It never happened.

Speaker 5 (01:44:50):
I'm not sure if I need a twin brother to
help me transmute that ghastly gripper, or if I was
missing some candles and I of either way, I'm grateful
now that it didn't work. I'm happily married and don't
ever want slash need that demossie I forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
I keep saying that guy, this.

Speaker 3 (01:45:10):
Is Nate this is Nate. This is Nate. This is
why it's unbelievable. Unbelievable, man, Nate. This is a great story.

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
I see. This is Nate's the type of dude though,
to see this thing and then try to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:45:27):
The problem.

Speaker 5 (01:45:27):
Yeah, that is that's the problem with Nate. It's also
the charming part about Nate. The set says NDS equals
no demon sex.

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
I agree with that. Yeah, don't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
I think that's you know that, that is one of
the things that's like, I wonder why he couldn't do
you think he really did try to replicate it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
I don't know, I don't who knows, who knows what what?

Speaker 5 (01:45:51):
What the the qualifying features are, like if it's a
staunch belief in the idea, or if it's if he's
got some sort of I mean, he's at a Christian
charismatic summer camp.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
Maybe he was baptized as a child. Maybe that has
something to do with it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:09):
Maybe these two school shooters weren't and that's why they
were able to get all up in the guts of
this demon. I know.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
It's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
So this is like the Tower Gang thing, the Legion
of Skanks thing, where I feel like this story makes
you want to jerk off. Yeah right, well not me,
but I feel like people out there might hear it
and then want to or not.

Speaker 5 (01:46:32):
Maybe I would want I could understand that a summer
camp of children, that's what it did to them.

Speaker 3 (01:46:38):
Well yeah, but they're you know, children, so they're like missing.

Speaker 5 (01:46:42):
It's like you know when you're a kid and you're
watching all of these like cartoons and each cartoon has
like a moral wrap up at the end, but it
really goes over your head and you're just thinking about
all the wonky moments from the show. But as a parent,
you could look at that cartoon and go like, oh,
I see what they're trying to.

Speaker 3 (01:46:55):
It seems like the guys that were describing it were
like flexing, like trying to make this thing seem attractive
in a way so that way the kids would be
enthralled in this story.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
And it's like the heart of that.

Speaker 5 (01:47:08):
Oh so Nate's trying to get people to jerk off.
I don't know, man, Well, let's use that. Let's look
at let's like have a uh, we'll go back to
the descriptives he used. Uh uh smash her insides? Okay, giant,
juicy slappers, tiny waist, fat shitter. Yeah, that's a very

(01:47:29):
funny descriptive.

Speaker 3 (01:47:30):
It's a it's a funny just you know, it's it's funny.
So he's using an an element of comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
But the but I see her in my mind, you
see it.

Speaker 3 (01:47:38):
It's it's crazy. It's it's why like some Christian people
stay away from a lot. Like I'm starting to understand it.
I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
You stay stay they stay away from it completely.

Speaker 5 (01:47:48):
Yeah, Like I was following this one chick because she
said something like on one of my posts one time,
and I was like, she's kind of funny. And then
I saw we had a bunch of people in common,
and I saw she was like a considerable account.

Speaker 1 (01:47:59):
So it's like, okay, i'll give you a follow back.

Speaker 5 (01:48:01):
And then like over time, I noticed that she was
just posting pictures of her sloppers and what I just
didn't appreciate that because I'm like, I'm not trying to
see sloppers in the timeline. But now I follow you,
and so I unfollowed her, and then like one thing
led to another and she commented on something of mine

(01:48:22):
and I was like, this is that same chick and
I clicked on her and I was like, I don't
think it is, and then I realized it was. But
the reason I didn't think it was is because she
didn't follow me. So I imagine at some point she goes, oh,
this motherfucker stop following me. I'm not going to follow
him either, and it's like, yeah, because you're posting your
sloppers and I'm not trying to see your sloppers all
over the timeline those why are you doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
I'm not trying to think of sloppers, sloppity floppers. I
get it, I get it. I don't know, man, I
don't know this. There's a thin line. The story needed
to be told. But then there's like, well how do
you tell the story? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
Well, well I think we did.

Speaker 5 (01:48:58):
Nate has away with words. I think he told the
story wonderfully. But you know, we just got to go
to the to the fans.

Speaker 3 (01:49:04):
Don't don't don't think about those sloppers.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
Don't think about those sloppers. Everything zoom in on me.

Speaker 3 (01:49:11):
No, just you floppers, I'm next. Here we go, boom,
all right, there we go.

Speaker 1 (01:49:15):
All right, Uh, I know your wife texted you, so
you might have to go.

Speaker 3 (01:49:18):
No no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no.

Speaker 5 (01:49:22):
Actually I was just I was just told to ask,
do you have an electric mixer that my wife can borrow?

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
I gotta ask my wife and a blender that my
wife can borrow?

Speaker 5 (01:49:34):
And do you have somebody that can mix and blend
these things? Do you have a tiny Asian person who
can operate a mixer in the corner?

Speaker 3 (01:49:40):
Actually, yes, there we go. That's right, all right, so
all right, let's do one more. Let's do it again.

Speaker 1 (01:49:47):
You want to do heffal lumps? This one seems kind.

Speaker 3 (01:49:50):
Of short, Heifa or Mark Knight. I will do Heifa?

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:49:58):
Hefa says. My story is pretty short, and I didn't
make much of it until recently. I knew it was
a serious event, but hey, I got lucky and made
it through. In two thousand and eight, when I was
twenty eight years old, I decided to try Heroin whoa
spice girl?

Speaker 1 (01:50:13):
Unbelievable, she's a spice girl? Yeah, when I was twenty eight,
so why not?

Speaker 3 (01:50:19):
It was something all of my gen X grunge idols
had always done, and I'd already tried most everything else. Out,
So me and two other friends who were curious, got
some and decided to smoke it since we didn't like needles. So,
I can you smoke heroin?

Speaker 1 (01:50:34):
I think?

Speaker 3 (01:50:35):
I'm not really sure? Like I think, what is If
you have cocaine? You can If you smoke it, then
it's crack? Is that how that goes?

Speaker 1 (01:50:41):
Can you inject crack?

Speaker 3 (01:50:44):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:50:46):
Huh, I haven't guys, Uh, we don't have a chat. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:50:50):
Is this that is?

Speaker 3 (01:50:51):
That? Is that the thing? Nate? Are you in the
chest smoking heroin? All right? Fine?

Speaker 2 (01:50:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:50:55):
Because you could smoke opium? Yeah, and opium the opium
plan is where heroin comes.

Speaker 3 (01:51:00):
So yeah, imagine I mean with the right attitude, you
can smoke any burn anything. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:51:04):
So we were sitting at the dining room table smoking
and apparently I fell out. I face planted the table
and when my friends pulled me up, I wasn't breathing,
damn odeed. They tried to wake me up, but with
no luck, so they called for an ambulance and carried
me down the three floors from my apartment to wait
for the paramedics.

Speaker 1 (01:51:23):
I have no recollection of any of this.

Speaker 3 (01:51:26):
Good for you man, because one of the previous stories,
I think they just left her friend there to die, right, Keith, Yeah,
that's what happened to my friend. He was he broke
up with his girlfriend and he was going through a
big old depresso espresso, and he went to a party
with a bunch of people he didn't know, and he
drank himself to death and they fucking just left him there.

(01:51:48):
Nobody ever checked on him because they didn't know him,
and that was it, and he died. Fucking people suck. Okay,
So Marnie says, yes, you can foil smoke age. Honestly,
I'm a little bit upset here. Let's just go do
this real quick. You could smoke it with tinfoil. Yes
you can.

Speaker 1 (01:52:03):
That's what I got.

Speaker 3 (01:52:04):
There we go, uh here, he goes another one opium plant.
You could smoke it in foil. You can smoke opium
a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (01:52:11):
Crackhead, Yeah, crackhead, crackhead, crack it. You could smoke it
with tinfoil and a straw. Man, you guys really know
quite abit. Oh you just need a little lime juice
and what all right, maybe this going on?

Speaker 1 (01:52:21):
This is dangerous?

Speaker 3 (01:52:22):
All right? This is this is who we attract though,
and you know what, God bless them because they used
to be crackheads. Yeah, now you're just spice boys. Spice boys.
That's it. My next memory is many minutes later, and
I'm hearing some garbled noises somewhere in my head. I
seem to have come back to consciousness, but everything is black.
I can't see anything but black, and I can't move.

(01:52:43):
I'm starting to make out that the words are being
that words are being yelled at me, but I can't
respond at all. I immediately thought that I was stuck
for the rest of my life without the ability to communicate,
and it scared me beyond belief.

Speaker 1 (01:52:54):
You know, people that are they say that people who
are in comas can hear you.

Speaker 3 (01:52:58):
There's a kid that we woke up and he heard
his mother say basically she regretted that he didn't die.
It is very sad, but you know, he was in
a coma for like, I don't know, some like fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (01:53:13):
I knew that he would come back and Hitler would
be based.

Speaker 3 (01:53:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
Yeah, he's just like, wait, what a lot a lot's changed? Mom,
much has changed, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:53:20):
So slowly the infinite blackness in my head. I don't
know how to describe it. I wasn't seeing with my eyes.
It was simply a complete blackness in my brain. It
began to move away from me and became a large
black square. That's interesting. We saw a very good movie
about a black square.

Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
The Black Square was an excellent movie. Yeah, the black
Square begin No, it was good moves, it was good. Wes.
Why did you do at the end? You chose to
focus on the Bigfoot story, which is odd.

Speaker 5 (01:53:51):
It's an interesting move, But the meadow story itself is fascinating. Yeah, yeah,
absolutely fascinating.

Speaker 3 (01:53:59):
Yeah, all right, So slowly, the infinite blacks in my
head blah blah blah blah blah. The black square began
moving away from me in my head, like the way
words in the beginning of Star Wars movies move away
from smaller and smaller, smaller and smaller as it moves
off the screen.

Speaker 1 (01:54:13):
Okay, yeah, as it moves off the screen in my
mind and finally becomes as small as a dot. And
then all of a sudden I came to and could
understand the words that were being yelled at me or
in English, and I could answer them. I was in
the back of an ambulance with a needle and the
crease of my elbow, and the paramedics were asking me
how much I had taken. I thought you smoked it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:35):
Well, the needle is IV I imagine, huh, like the
paramedics put you on it. Okay, all right, right, I
wonder if it's like, I don't know how narcan works,
but are they just fucking like filling you up? Yeah?
I have no idea, So I've never been able to
explain or understand what happened. I didn't have an nd
or I saw Jesus or my life play out or anything.
I was just alone in a void. I told my

(01:54:57):
mom years later, and she told me that that that's
what hell is, the absence of God's light. Oh, that's fascinating.

Speaker 5 (01:55:02):
I had just talked about that recently on Forbidden Knowledge News,
that that exact notion, that some people who have near
death experiences experienced something that is like avoid and it's
literally just them alone with themselves away from God's light.

Speaker 1 (01:55:16):
That's fascinating. So I wasn't talking shit.

Speaker 3 (01:55:18):
Yeah, that's like in the Book of Enoch, that's the
people that are in the mountains, that are in like
the caves and they're just like in extreme pain. I
don't know if you've read that part.

Speaker 5 (01:55:27):
No, I haven't read much of the Bible because I'm retarded.
You know what's funny though, Oh, the Book of Enock.
I read the Book of Knock. I don't remember that part.

Speaker 3 (01:55:34):
It's like, yeah, when he flies, he flies the Angel
of Raphael. I believe he flies the knock over. Yeah,
and I imagine that he's just holding him as he flies,
just like how you hold is like a child where
he's like what's that? What's that? What's that? And he's like,
that's the place where everybody goes and burns forever. Okay,
shut the fuck up. He was showing where the people
are at, and the people are in like these cavernous

(01:55:55):
mountains or something like that. Yeah, they were just like
filled with sorrow because it's very dark there. But so yeah,
that's kind of like away from God's light. You know.

Speaker 5 (01:56:04):
I'm realizing too. I was like, when I go to
the church, we'll be able. It'll be like walk thing
walking through scripture, you know, And it's like not the case.
Like I guess I would have to go to a
Bible study.

Speaker 3 (01:56:16):
Wouldn't I well, Matt invited us to I don't know
if he invited us, but he told me that they
do a Bible. He did not invite us.

Speaker 1 (01:56:21):
He just just said that he did, and I will go.

Speaker 3 (01:56:24):
I would like to go. I'll ask him and he doesn't.
He's like, listen, I just want you to know that
I don't hate the Jews. I don't know you that well.
You can't go to my Bible and it comes to
my Bible study. Bro, all right, but yah know a
Bible study is where you learn the Bible that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:56:39):
You study it.

Speaker 3 (01:56:40):
Yeah, the sermon is not. The church is not really
where you learn the Bibles. I'm learning more, you hear
stuff more and more about Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:56:47):
So I thought I thought she.

Speaker 3 (01:56:48):
Was horrible for saying that and not caring about what
I've been through it all. But now I think I
get it, and I think she was right. A freaking
black cube and emptiness and fear was all I had.
And I'm just now understanding the importance of that event
almost twenty years ago. Nice thanks for helping me learn
and join in on this journey of discovery with you guys.

(01:57:09):
You don't know how much you're actually helping normal people
come back to beliefs that we've held down for years. Heffalums.
I don't know if she wants us to dox her.

Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
I love her last name. Can you just read it
to yourself?

Speaker 3 (01:57:22):
Is that really? That's it?

Speaker 5 (01:57:23):
Because because she's like donated on timeline Cleanton, so her
last name will pop up and I'm like, is that
a real name?

Speaker 3 (01:57:29):
Yeah? Yeah, dude, such a cool last name. It's pretty yeah,
lizard person confirmed.

Speaker 5 (01:57:34):
Yeah, fast, reptilian wow, basically crazy Yeah, thank you half
a see And that last part right there, which is
like I would much rather the fruits of this show be.
You don't know how much you're actually helping normal people
come back to the beliefs that we've held down for
years instead of I think we need a race war.

Speaker 1 (01:57:52):
Yeah, it's like like how many stars is this fight?
That's fun though.

Speaker 5 (01:57:56):
Maybe that's why I never got to what the fifth
star was. I only I stopped it four. If I
had gotten to five stars, that had been it had
been forever, you know. But yeah, that's that's that makes
me feel a lot better. Yeah then, uh, you know,
than the other crazy things.

Speaker 1 (01:58:10):
All right, this was good.

Speaker 3 (01:58:11):
Hey guys, if you have your own insane experiences you'd
like to share with us. If you want to be
like hef A Lumps not in the heroin aspect, you
can submit your testimony at Chronicles NDS at gmail dot
com and we'll read them and uh, Nancy will file
them away and if she doesn't, we'll strike her.

Speaker 1 (01:58:32):
Strike her right in her mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:58:35):
I'll hit her right in the mouth. That's a jump
up and do it.

Speaker 1 (01:58:37):
But like a little one bop.

Speaker 5 (01:58:39):
Also, guys, we're in the middle of discussions right now.
I'm waiting for the arrival of a sword. I know
this is like for real og I think for O
g n DS enjoyers. I'm waiting for this sword to
show up. If I like the sword, if I like
the feel of it, I've already reached out to the manufacturers.

Speaker 3 (01:58:58):
Right that's this old we're going to the church.

Speaker 5 (01:59:04):
Uh, we're not gonna do We're not gonna cut oldly.
But if I like it and I think it's a
good suit, then I'm gonna ask them. You know, how
much it affects the price if they customize it.

Speaker 3 (01:59:13):
YadA YadA.

Speaker 5 (01:59:14):
We're gonna try and get you guys some Nephylin death
Squad swords we now have. We have sword money, and
so we can we can we can pay it forward
to the people. A lot of you people have been
wondering where your NDS swords were for a long time,
and I think we got it. So you know, honestly,
gee II Jonathan right here, he says, do a live
NDS Bible study, set up a scripture and time, give

(01:59:36):
us a week and read comments of what you have,
what we have to share. It's not a bad idea.
We probably should do it. Something to think about in
the future. That's it, dude, That's all I find.

Speaker 3 (01:59:46):
Yeah, we got and we have some really interesting stuff
coming up for you guys. It's gonna be like more
live interviews. We're gonna be talking with Yeah, the T
shirts are actually very serious this time. Gonna drop them.
I have anything ready, don't don't even put it eight
on it. Eventually, eventually people are saying we should release
a moon map, like like like a poster for your

(02:00:06):
wall like this one here.

Speaker 5 (02:00:07):
Well, when we will flesh out our moon map what
we think goes on, Maybe we can hire some map experts.

Speaker 1 (02:00:13):
We need a topographical moon map.

Speaker 3 (02:00:15):
We need maybe like a skitzo, like a seven SE's
topographical moon globe.

Speaker 5 (02:00:21):
Imagine a globe of the moon and it shows you
where all the reptilian bases are.

Speaker 3 (02:00:25):
That's too much. That's very difficult. No, it's not too much.
How would that be, though, dude, it's perfect. We're going
to work on it, all right, We're going to do
it all right.

Speaker 1 (02:00:35):
Anything else, David? For these people?

Speaker 3 (02:00:37):
No, I don't. I don't have anything for them.

Speaker 1 (02:00:40):
Nothing we gave them. We gave you two hours. What
more do you want from us? Just fire around into
the camera. Don't do that. Put that away, guys, fine, obey,
submit and comply.

Speaker 3 (02:00:57):
Is a.

Speaker 4 (02:01:00):
RUMs He's constantly telling us what to receive.

Speaker 3 (02:01:03):
He's real. He can persuade what they've seen, their eyes, what.

Speaker 2 (02:01:09):
There is to see, because his face of an.

Speaker 3 (02:01:14):
Exposition to trust the being pictures and they had

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