033: Sprawl - NDS Chronicles - Nephilim Death Squad

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Speaker 1 (00:41):
Nethelin Death Squad is recorded in front of a live audience.
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Speaker 2 (00:56):
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of nbsicles,
this show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony. I
am David Lee Corbo, aka the Raven that is top Lobster,
the Father of Disinformation. Hello, before we get into your
schitzo submissions, we're gonna tell you a little bit about
where you can pay us.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I don't have that even pulled up. We were prepared,
we were doing a lot of preparation before this show starts.
Introduce our introduce who's here to? I mean so, no,
it's a surprise. The people are. They gotta be surprised.
But I can, I can slow, I can say it slowly.
You're gonna wanna go.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
To patreon dot com, backslash Nephlin Desk Squad, sign up
for whatever tier you'd like, and you can continue watching
the show when we go behind the paywall at the
thirty minute mark, because.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Ew, you're poor. No, I don't do that, ew, the
disgusting pores. We don't want that.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
And so when you know, go thirty minutes, you can
go to Patreon, but we'll give you thirty minutes. Maybe
we'll read a story for you, or maybe we'll just
ramble for thirty minutes before we get into the submissions. Also,
if you want to send us your schizophrenic stories, the
things that bring you great horrors, the things that keep
you from sleeping at night, so that we may exploit
it for money and for clicks, go to chronicles and

(02:17):
ds at gmail dot com and type it out.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
But if it's thirteen pages, I fucking I'm not going
to read it. The more of you guys subscribe to
the Patreon, the more camera angles we're gonna get. We're
gonna get so many. We're getting a lot of camera angles.
That's how you know we're doing well.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
The amount of shots that we have is an indicator
of each new tax bracket that we enter.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yes, and with the non your producers that we have also,
oh my god, producers.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Guys, everybody in the chats, big w in the chat
for Nancy, Nancy, say hello to everybody.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
You gotta be faster than that, Nancy.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's very slow, and that's not going to cut it,
but I'll let it slide this time, guys, we have Nancy.
She's gonna be producing for us in between her watching
videos of murder, which I'm sure is what does what.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
She's doing like When she takes a long time to
answer us back, she's like, oh shit, she's going through tabs,
she's closing out the murder. Are you excited to be here, Nancy?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I am here.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Sounds like that sounds very sounds very excited. Well, Nancy's
going to be helping us. For those of you that
don't know Nancy, I don't know where you've been. You
must not be listening to this show. I guess really quick,
we should do an how did you find That's actually
a great question. Let's interview Nancy.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Nancy. How did you find us.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Through Jerry Morzensky?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Oh, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
She's like the one and only person that took the
Jerry Morzensky to NDS pipeline.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, that's an unheard.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Of So you were you were obsorbing quite a bit
of Jerry Marzinski content. You found us through our old
episode with Jerry, and then you embedded herself deeply into the.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Community of dangerous retards? Is that correct?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
That is correct?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
And she is a talking she's a talker. Don't really
want to talk to you guys.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Well, Nancy is uh, you know, for the audio listeners
and the and the and the enjoyers who aren't intimate
with the with the congregation of dangerous retards. She's she's
a favorite in the community, and she's one of our
favorite people. And we always said that there was a
couple of people we wanted to have work with us,
Laney being one of them, and of course Lady made

(04:33):
that fantastic edit that you guys saw that that opened
up the intro for the show, and Nancy being another one. Uh,
she just really got close to us, you know, our
hearts by sending us just videos of people being murdered.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, that's why you like her. I don't know why
I like Nancy. She just seems I think it's an
Asian thing. I like, Well, she has like an energy
about her. Yeah, it's very calm, cool in person too,
serial very cool, very yeah. Yeah, I don't know what
she's ever thinking.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
We're like, let's well, serial killers are very likable people,
or else they wouldn't have very much success, right, And
I think that's what Nancy has going for her is
she's got this like really calm energy where you don't
know if she likes you or if she's gonna she's
gonna kill you.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Nape cam. Yeah, you could say it and it just happens.
That's how that works.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
So so any who, Nancy, UH happy to have you,
and uh, we're gonna be watching you closely.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
If you fail today, you're never gonna come back on
the show. But for now, Uh, yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited.
Are you excited? Top? I am? I'm excited to see
how many times they pull up the back of your head,
because if we're not doing this, it's just wonderful. Every
time it happens, I just makes me like.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I don't like this shot. Yeah, it's actually my least
favorite shot. I wish you would have told me you
were setting it up. A lot of surprises today, ladies
and gentlemen, A lot of surprises.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
AnyWho. So so let's get into some let's beginning content
or what we're gonna get into it.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
We're gonna fill the people's content holes and we're gonna
start with one of my favorite people, Milkus Dogus.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Is he in the chat? Is Milkus in the Chat? Man?
You probably will be in in a minute. Do you
guys like the nape shot? Let us know if you
like the nape shot, let's let's bring this one on stage.
Because what Milkus did here is he provided images images
of his own.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
White trash upbringing. And I don't know if it's you know,
I imagine it's gonna be. Oh yeah, that's right. Also
he is daddy, yes, but round of applause for daddy
Daddy Milkus. He is the only person on the Patreon
who is signed up at the daddy teer crazy.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
So we actually have to what is this show? Milkus
should probably like not pay us the daddy tear and
put some renovations into this house here.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, well it's got it's got some charm. Can we
want to can we bring it on screen? I would
like to see it on screen.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yes, there we go.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Okay, okay, so you guys can see here on screen. Uh,
it's a it's a beautiful I don't know what you
would call that. I was gonna start making up terminologies,
he said.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Back in twenty twelve, my family moved into a house
that was segmented segments ooh, into different apartments. We had
one of the two downstairs apartments image one, twelve year
old milkis all right, let's see. Oh there he is,
twelve year old little Milk. It's coming with his top
lopster merch. Oh. Oh, very nice. So he says, I

(07:25):
was a pretty naive kid. I believed all the old
YouTube bloody Mary videos and all those corny horror trends
that popped up early on YouTube. So that's kind of
the idea I had of the supernatural at this age.
You know, the bloody Mary thing is is real. I
don't know if you know that. No, I didn't know that. Yeah,
well it's not. See, that's the thing is.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
It's not about saying bloody Mary in the mirror as
much as it's about staring at yourself with unbroken eye
contact in a dark room lit only by candlelight. Really,
that does something. I've talked about that before. I've done
that when I was younger. I wasn't trying to do anything.
I was just like just having a gander at myself
in the mirror, and I was like, what if I,

(08:06):
you know, lock eyes with my mirror.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Man, why candlelight?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
What do you I think that darkness you need a
certain amount light to be able to perceive yourself obviously right,
or else you're just looking at a black mirror, but
with just low light and then the rest of it
being shadow. It allows for an optical illusion to take place.
And I've talked about this before. There's an optical illusion
where you stare at the center of a circle. There
is a point in the center of the circle. If
you stare at it long enough, the edges of the

(08:31):
circle vanish. It's a common optical illusion. Anybody can do it.
Sometimes you'll see him on websites, or you'll see him
in a book or something. If you do that, the
point of focal focal point being your eyeballs, right, the
edges of everything else fade away, just like the optical
illusion with the circle. So once your you know, once

(08:53):
your what features disappear and that that's weird enough. Your
feature is begin to disappear. You become very what's it,
what's the word vague?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Bland?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
All your features go away, and you're just kind of
a mass as long as you don't break eye contact.
But then eventually something else takes the place of it.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
That's interesting, that very looking. When people describe their sleep
paralysis demons as this faceless, smooth face entity with black eyes.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Hm, yes, so so uh I think that's what what
actually is happening with the with the bloody Mary?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Uh situation? Hey, Nancy, really quick chime in. Have you
ever done bloody Mary? Of course she has. Yeah, she
just seems like, yeah, would have sleepovers and stuff. Did
he get did he get? Did anything happen?

Speaker 3 (09:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Mmm, I don't believe. Oh, I think I know why
she switched out. Very it's hard to see that. That's
not nice. We've seen Nancy. I R all right, so
I'm gonna pull up the I'll pull up the pictures
when it's time to show a picture. Okay, that's great,
that's fine, that's right. Yeah, we could do that, so
he goes. I was a pretty naive kid. I believed

(10:05):
all the old YouTube bloody Mara videos and all those
corny horror trends that popped up early in YouTube. So
that's kind of the idea I had. I already read this.
All right. We lived in a house for a while
without anything happening. Life is normal. My room is at
the back of the apartment, at the end of the
whole way. That's our kitchen. Directly across from my bedroom

(10:25):
is the bathroom. This house is strange. It's really old,
built in the nineteen nineteen hundred. So here's the image,
image number ten of what he's showing us. This is
this is his actual house in nineteen ten. Guys, look
at that. Holy shit, it's like in the middle of
an oil field. Are those are those really oil rigs there?
Or is that like I'm not sure, early early Wi Fi.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Oh, it could be like early electricity before they figured
out like you just make a pole, you don't have
to make a whole apparatus like that.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Well, let's let me look at it now. What a
spooky house, What a spooky man in twenty twelve, but
one hundred years before, it's just surrounded by strange things.
That's bizarre. Oh we yeah, where's our where's our creepy music? Yeah? Yeah,
that's not it's the top left. Maybe the green one

(11:15):
is one. That's it. That's a little play, all right,
lower it a little bit, here we go. All right,
let's go back to the full camp here. Yeah, we
have so much production going on. We are producing. Yeah,
it's it's kind of crazy, all right. There's also a
cemetery to the north which has a pond that runs
under it and through the city. This house was really close.

(11:37):
It has windows above the doors. There's no glass in them,
but there used to be. My bedroom is no exception.
They sit about eight to ten feet off the ground.
That's kind of high for a window. Eight to ten
feet off the ground. Yeah, I mean it's it's pretty high.
It's like so you can't really see out of it.
This is hit But he's on the first floor. Yeah,
that's weird. That's weird. It's made for like people like Nancy. Yeah,

(12:00):
there's a second image. Yeah there, here we go. All right,
so he's showing more. It really hits the with the
spooky music, right, I love it. Look at that house.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Imagine looking at that house and listening to this all
you are. But I mean, you know, imagine being you
right now. Imagine. Look, somebody said something in the chat.
It must be Nancy. See what she said in the
private chat. It's I'm sure it's important. Let's read it.
Creepy music. She's a killer, isn't she.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
She's good. She's good, she's good. You's excite. Yeah, okay,
all right, here we go, Here we go. So I've
always been afraid of the dark, rightfully so, rightfully so
in my opinion, And I slept with the TV on.
I did that too. And even if you had the
door closed in this room, there was always this dark
space above the door where the window is. My bedroom

(12:46):
is narrow, so my bed has to lay with the
head facing the door. Couldn't you just move like you
could just lay on the other side, Just.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Lay on the other side, milkis, Did you know you
could just lay on the other side.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, it's a rectangle. Could have inverted your living situation
and avoided all of this, But he didn't, So this
looks continuating. I usually lay facing the TV when I sleep.
It's either that or the wall. The only light switch
is right next to the doorknob. So one night I
wake up it's in the middle of the night. I'm
facing the wall. But I have this weird feeling I

(13:21):
somehow know exactly what it is, that there's something watching me. Mmm.
I'm terrified at this moment. If there's something there, I
don't want it to know I know. So I roll
over in bed to face the TV, which is still on,
and without moving my head, I look up my eyes
I see the shape of a head white. I can

(13:42):
tell it's not just a reflection because it's moving, not
back and forth, but ambiently, ambiently. I don't know if
you use the right word, but I get it. What
does that mean like like glowing? Well, ambient is like uh,
it was like background, Like ambient noise is background noise.
It's like nonspecific, you know, not meant to be. I

(14:04):
don't know. Actually, I'm not gonna I'm gonna stop pretending
I know the definition of ambient. We don't know what
you're talking about me. Well, Nancy, can you bring up
the definition of ambient and then let us know when
you have it. I know what ambient is, but maybe
explain what he means by this?

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Well, that that theme by the way of seeing something supernatural,
what do you want me to press it?

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Oh? Yes, stop it?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
There we go, uh, seeing something supernatural and then like
hoping that it doesn't notice that you see it, and
so like acting like you didn't know it was there.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
All of that is it's a it's a weird common thing. Yeah,
that's it is. But it's also like it's kind of retarded, right,
It's like, why would you think that would work? I
don't know. It's a super supernatural entity. And you're like,
maybe if it doesn't think that I saw it. Why,
here's the question, why does it work? Then? I don't

(15:00):
it does?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
I think it's a it's a it's it's a hypnotic lull.
It lulls you into a false sense of security. It
lulls you into inaction.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Mm hmm. Right, and it and and it makes you.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
It is the the.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
The baseline rationale for freeze, not flight, not fight, but freeze. Ah,
I see, I see.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Then it's so it just it doesn't make any sense,
you know, in in in my opinion.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
But it's something very common I see. All Right, here
we go.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Nancy has the thing of of uh, let's let's pull
up the definition here of of ambiance.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I got it ambient existing or present on all sides, encompassing.
Oh damn.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Did Milkius use that in like a really like an
omnipresent sort.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Of a way. I like it. Okay, all right, thank you, Nancy.
So I guess he's seeing this face and he's saying
that it's existing on every plane around him. Damn, that's
kind of crazy. All right, he's right now, he's going Nope,
that's not what I said. All right, I play the music.
Here we go. I look forward and close my eyes

(16:08):
for around five seconds maybe, and then I look again.
There's nothing there. So I rushed to the light switch,
turn the lights on, and I sleep with the light
on for the rest of the night. As a kid.
I think, I know what I saw. It was bloody Mary.
This is this is what we were talking about. We're like foreshadowing. Yeah,
I thought bloody Mary was a woman, and I thought

(16:29):
she was bloody. Well he's saying he saw a white face. Yeah,
and the shape of a white head that was like
exactly what you described just before.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, yeah, that like lack of definition, lack of discernible features.
And I guess we get say ambient, and you might
call it ambient name.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Of the episode on Beyond. How the hell don't we
know what ambient means?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Well, it's like it's one of those words where you
think you know what it means, but like if you
really got pressed on the actual concrete definition of.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
It, you'd make it like we just did. Yeah, isn't
that crazy? Yeah? I hate that. There's a lot of
words like that. Yeah, I make up a lot of them,
Like what do you what does that mean? And he
be like, you know, you know what it means. Everybody
knows what it means within the context of this conversation. Yeah,
but what does it mean isolated the definition? What is it?
I have no idea, dude, don't do that to me.
Makes me want to fight. Such a stoner show. We

(17:21):
don't even smoke, though, I don't smoke. All right. Here
we go as a kid. Oh, so you think it
was bloody Mary. So I'm telling my mom I saw
a movie. I saw a woman with black hair above
my window, and I think it was a ghost. She
believes me immediately. Hell yeah, based Mom, Yeah, apparently she
sees my little autistic sister always playing and laughing with
someone in her room. Ah, these little autists do that. Man. Yeah,

(17:45):
and there's an attached tweet. Oh cool, I assume this
is from Milkis. Let's fire it up.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Even if I read it, it says Kenzie's little ghost friend.
Oh we cropped out Mom's thing. Kenzie's little ghost Friend
really cracks her up. Lol, Mom, that's that's real. I'm
always catching her laughing and playing with her him. Don't
want to miss gender God forbid. Last night we went
into Kiss the girls good night, and Kenzie was laying

(18:12):
on her bed pointing and laughing at something in the
bounce house. Nothing I could see, but she got a
huge smile and jumped out of bed and tried to
dive into the bounce house.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
And I was like, no, no, no, Kenzie.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
You can play with Morgan, which is also a pretty
gender nonspecific name.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Tomorrow, l ol, l ol. You know where is she? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Well, I don't want to say is this Facebook doesn't matter.
That's not because we don't want to find Milkus's mama.
I catch her up at night all the time, laughing
and following something around her room. This is deaf interesting
to experience, very very much. Just a babe in the

(18:55):
woods is a white woman in the spiritual realm.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
So there's a a little footnote here. She has ghost
investigators from Facebook come out and look at the apartment
doing all the ghost hunter ship checking the MF burning
stage taking pictures. Here are some of the pictures they
took immag just three to seven. This is free. What
is going on? I love milkis like I already knew
that dude crushed, But like, first off, all right, so
this is this is on Facebook? But it's like it's

(19:19):
a it's an odd post to make on Facebook, Like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
It's an odd post to make. Well, it's also not
good to name this thing.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, who named it Morgan? I'd be interested in who
named it? Who named it Morgan? Well, I wonder if
his little sister is like non verbal autistic and she's
like Morgan. No, I mean, and the mom named it four?
And I don't know what's going on here. Okay, okay, Well,
let's check that noise that it means that was not nice? Ima?
Just three sorry? Three through seven. These are the pictures

(19:49):
the ghost investigator took. I don't know what we're looking
at here. Um, well, hold on, let's see. Let's see
what we got. Let's zoom in. I'm zooming in.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I see Jim Morrison h on the what looks to
be the vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I see a picture of a child on the wall,
idy woodpecker. Okay, I don't I don't know if I
see anything significant here. Yeah. I think it's just he's
just showing us his He's like a look at my show, dude.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Is that a little water damage on the ceiling? Maybe
some cobwebs. I think it's cobwebs. Actually, yeah, who knows.
I don't know what that one is. Okay, let's look
at the other one. We have a Hello Kitty tattoo.
Mom just crushing with the Hello Kitty tattoo.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Why did the ghost investigator take these pictures? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:43):
What is what's happening on that plate? By the way,
looks like you're squeezing maybe a lemon. Oh you're burning sage.
That's a silly goose move. I mean he said that
was the case. And then you could see on the
counter here we have some of the ghost.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
It's like a frequency to Yeah, they have a voice
recorder there as well. Well, oh so this is very serious,
very very serious. You could tell by the you know,
you think the ghost investigator would dress a little bit nicer, right,
put some sleeves on.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Well, and then you know, is this is this I
don't know if this is a ghost investigator. This is
Milkus's mom seems to have lost the front of her pants.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
And uh, this is twenty twelve.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Well that you could tell they were, Yeah, and they
didn't have a lot of money. Okay, so yeah, he's
he's saging the corners, and she's saying that he's saving
the corners.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Why is she reacting like that, Well.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Because Sage probably smells like ass. Maybe check the private chat.
Let's see what Nancy is. Nancy, it's okay. You can
chime in. You can unmute your mic and say something
if it's important. But if it's not important, Oh, that.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Looks like a I don't know what is that? What
is that? Huh like a ghost dong or something like that.
I didn't want to say it because it's just so me. Okay,
Sage smells great, is what Nancy says? Good God, Nancy,
come on, what are you doing here? All right? So
there's there's like a weird abarition, like a black apparition

(22:08):
that's blocking black aboriginal something blocking the front of the
camera which shouldn't be there.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
And then in the next image you have orbs classic orbs.
Uh huh, yes, classic orbs, and if you zoom in
on it you can see nothing.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
So huh. Yeah, I mean, these guys not professionals. You're
just allowing these guys in your home to stir up
the demons and then guess what, they just go home. Yeah,
they just go home.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
After they've pissed off whatever's in your house, or they've
they've appeased it for some time with the uh with
a with a burnt offering of sage, and it goes,
all right, I'm cool for now, I'll lay Twenty eleven, though,
it's like, what, yeah, nobody there was no Nephel desk squad,
yeah to guide you.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
In your in your escapades. And and also in that time,
twenty eleven ghost hunting was yeah, super hot. These guys
are just close. Oh wow, these guys. Were they really
there on like New Year's Day? Oh yeah? Look at
that one one twenty eleven at what three pm? She
so five cm image number seven faces my bedroom from

(23:17):
the from the kitchen, you can see the door and
window to my room. There's also an orb above the
bottles of alcohol, which is actually kind of interesting. Oh yeah,
spirits above the spirits. Huh. Apparently these guys get audio
of the ghosts saying it plays with my sister and
that it killed itself. I didn't know. I don't know

(23:38):
if I believe any of that. I really can only
attest for what I saw. One of the investigators ended
up getting scratch marks on their arm. While in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Oh, we have some images of that. This looks like
a young man's arm, lacking all definition.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
It looks like your son's arm. And that looks like herpies.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
That does look a lot like Herbie's. I don't think
that that. I think he burns himself with cigarettes just
to feel something. But you can see around his wrists
that there are some red marks.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, all right, all right, interesting, interesting, damn, yeah, these
are some These are some young dudes just went out
there ghost hunting. It's crazy, all right. So some history
on the house. Someone did kill themselves in that bathroom.
Oh shit, huh. We go a few weeks or months
without anything happening, and then I see it again, same circumstances,

(24:29):
and it's on the same side of the window. We
start planning a move. My mom is saying she hears
the iron doorknobs rattle at night, and my dad, who
did not believe in the supernatural at this time, had
his ankle scratched while he was sleeping. The last night
was the worst, not for me, but for my parents.
My mom's saying it felt heavy in the apartment, with

(24:50):
doorknobs shaking and the smell of sulfur. Oh shit, Well,
my dad went back to get the last of our things.
The hardwood floors had bubbled up and swollen, and it's
smell like death.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Damn, it looks like we have another post here from
Mama milkis and she goes, lol, I agree, it looks
like a dick.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Okay, so she said it, which you observed was yeah,
it kind of does. I didn't want to say it.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
I was like, I'm just being I'm trying to be better,
and but this looks a lot like a dick. She
goes on to say, But in all seriousness, it was
a very bad place. The last night we stayed there,
I couldn't sleep. I sat on the floor watching TV
and started to hear things. So naturally I prayed. Probably
should have done that before the stage.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
The more I prayed, the louder they became. The iron
doorknobs shook. Who'd you pray to? I wonder.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
I woke my husband, which I never have before. My
eight year old autistic daughter woke up crying. You could
feel the heaviness in the house. I felt it for
days after I had moved. The floors bubbled up and
eventually bursts what, of course, we were charged for the damage.
What again, the charge of ghost The place had the

(26:03):
smell of sulfur water, and we had city water. I
had caught my daughter playing with people I couldn't see,
which was very strange since I am very sensitive.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
You know what had the smell of sulfur water? Remember
the well? Yeah? Did? Well that was actual like sulfur. Yeah.
It smelled like farts. It tasted like farts too. It
did when I drank it, and I was like so
good that I burn later and I was like, farts, farts?
When did I When did I? Did I swallow sucking
on farts?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
So she says I couldn't see it, which is strange
since I am very sensitive. So this is a lot
of man, I don't know. I wonder where she was.
Oh okay, well we have some answers to that in
the next paragraph. But but what did you didn't finish reading?
So the ground the grounds were very old and tainted. Yeah,
had been an area of oil mining long ago. That
was so those were like oil pinions.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Oh okay, there we go, and I found out my
home had once been a bed and breakfast place. I know.
There was good spirits there, but bad outweighed them. I
continue to warn others of moving there.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
They struck Earl is what Bron James says. Oh that's
another thing. I guess this is inside baseball. But Nancy,
feel free. You can click on whatever chat you'd like
to bring it on the screen. We'll give you that permission.
Should we give you that permission?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
She's allowed to. Yeah, she's will allow it. You can
click on people's comments and bring them on the screen. Whatever.
AnyWho you want to pick up from here? Yeah, so
they moved across the street from a church. His mom
became a Christian and he hasn't seen anything since. On
the surface level, this seems like a ghost story, but
recently I've reflected on it. The windows are around eight

(27:43):
to ten feet high. That's some Nephelin height, That's what
I was saying. I was like, why would they be
up so high? Yeah, you picked up on that immediately.
On the first floor for a basement apartment, I've seen
that before because you're like below level and that's where
you put windows. But to have the windows really high up,
I don't know why you would do that in a house. Well,

(28:04):
I like a tall window, but that's not a tall window.
I like a floor to ceiling window.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I like a window I could see out of. Yeah,
I don't have to get a step ladder to peer
out of the window.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's weird. That is weird.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
And there's probably a portal in the bathroom, just saying
right where the dudel. Yeah, portal potties shout out top
lobster dot com. On top of that cemetery water. It's
no wonder that place is a hotspot for dark energy.
The cemetery water. Right. He said that there's a river
that flows through or by the house that flows from

(28:38):
the cemetery. It's gross. Yeah, yeah, the smell. I mean
maybe that's where the smell of sulfur and probably not,
but yeah, there's something significant about that, like energy being
transferred flowing water. Right. We picked up on that in
that episode that we just did with Trent. His name
is Trent, right, Trent Hudson. Troy Hudson. Shit, that's why
he didn't invite you to the place. Man. Yeah, we

(29:01):
tried to get into invite us after the show, and
he was like, he's like, na, you guys, not you.
I don't blame him, uh, I hope you reachards enjoyed this.
It's one of those moments I'll always see in my mind.
So it's nice to just get it off my chest. Okay, goodbye.
Should we say these words now? No, we're better people. Now.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
He's trying to milk us. Dogus is trying to get
us to say nigger. Damn it, Milkus damn it.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
David, Wait a second. The gun, oh chocolate, Yeah, the gun.
I mean, every time we do it, you just can't.
It's got a Yeah, one day he's gonna end up
shooting through the TV here. It's gonna be bad. But
all right, no more cursing for real. Yeah, we're not
gonna do that anymore. Milkis. We only did that for
you because we love you. Okay, Daddy, Okay, fine, thank

(29:45):
you daddy, Thank you Daddy for the submission. You know,
very spooky. Story. Reminds me of the house that I
sort of grew up in.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Reminds me that these are the type of characters that
we attract and uh, you know what I mean, like
life law, She goes, how do I click on comments?
I don't see them here? Never mind, I'm retarded. That's
why we picked you.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Just you literally click on him. Yeah, when you see him,
you could click on him and that puts him on
the screen. If you click on him again. Uh, you
click on him. There they go and you click on
him again and they go back away, said Nancy, which
story do you want to read next? Because we have
we do have some bangers in the Yeah, yeah, yeah,
well we have.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
I guess we keep going and sort of what about wait, oh,
Red Hoodie updates?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeah, maybe we should do that because that one's fresh
in our mind. I like that. Oh I could see
Nancy cleaning up the drive as we go along. That
was me. Oh okay, perfect, So I was gonna give
her a raise. No, yeah, well we'll talk about it.
But go ahead, let's go to Red hood Red Hoodie.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
You remember Red Hoodie. Yeah, just from last week. It
was only last week. It was Red Hoodie. Wasn't the
guy that said he was.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Yeah, Red Hoodie was the guy that was in his
backyard that said there was a guy with a spear
and a sword in his backyard. It was like he
was kind of a normal name until he's out gardening
at two am and he's seemingly having schizophrenic breaks and
they're looking for a suspect in his neighborhood with a
red hoodie. And this guy thinks it's funny to go
out in a red hoodie and just stand on his lawn.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Which is good. Oh, she can't do it. She doesn't
have admin. Okay, that's a problem, will admin? Yeah, God, sorry, guys,
Nancy can't cook all right.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
So Red Hoodie update from Fjfool. You can call me
FJ Fool.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Oh we already did we just did it. There we go.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I'm one of your Oh wait, I'm one of your
Patreon subscribers.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Very cool, very cool.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
On July thirty, first, you read my last submission, Red Hoodie,
about my schizophrenic neighborho watered and screamed at his garden
all night. Since you're in such a desperate need for
chronicles submissions, I resent that that's not chronicles NDS at
gmail dot com. Guys, if you have any any stories
you'd like to submit, especially coherent ones, I thought i'd
send this update.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Yeah, please make them coherent. Wait up, before we continue,
what advice? Did we give him any advice on what
to do?

Speaker 4 (32:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay, good, because I don't want this to be tragic
and then to be mindful. Yeah, oh oh my god.
Jin Gin is brought up an excellent point. We are
at the thirty minute mark and it's time to kick
the pores. Sad, Yeah, sad, but true it is. It
is sad, and it is true.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Guys, you discussed us, and uh, we don't want you
here unless you pay, in which case we love you
very much. You go to patreon dot com you can
pay forward slash ne flin desk squad, of course, and
gain access to episodes before they are released to the
general public. Also, Brohemian Grove tickets, they're gonna drop at
some point and and you guys are gonna have access
to them.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Also, we're gonna be this is a quick this is
a quick thing to say. We're gonna be.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
At quite Frankly's Jim Jamboree soire. Yeah, which is a
two day thing when one day is the jamboree, one
day is awe. It's in New York, September fifth and sixth,
I believe, like Westchester, New York something like that.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
I don't even know what that is. Is it nice? Yeah?
Out there's nice. Okay.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
I thought he was inviting us to like the ghetto. Yeah, gross,
I didn't really want It's gonna be nice.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
If you're looking. I think the tickets are still available
if you go to Quite Frankly. That not to the
VIP experience that's already sold out. But the main thing,
if you're somebody who's in New York who couldn't make
Brohumi and Grove, who wants to see us, maybe you've
got a knife with our name on it. You want
to stick it into our lungs. No, all right, fine,
we've made a lot of enemies, we have. Yeah, don't

(33:34):
say that. So all right, come say hi, Come say hi.
Go to Quite Frankly dot tv or something like that.
Go to his website. You'll see it.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
You can buy tickets, you can come see us. Otherwise,
Bye bye, bye bye.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
I got dreams. All right, so let's get back to it.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
We're gonna read more stuff now that we're here with
the wealthy, you know people.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
It feels nicer, smells better in here. Yeah. Actually it's
a little still a little sweaty. Yeah, but we're good. Well,
you know what it is when when we're live sulfur
and then we get rid of the pores and it's
just like man that nice crisp air. AnyWho where was I? Okay?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
So if you're looking, you're looking for chronicle submissions, especially
coherent once, I thought i'd send this update. Red Hoodies
episode considered through I'm sorry continued throughout the next day,
although he had calmed down significantly and seemed to have
made friends with his invisible visitors.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
These are the guys with the sword and the and
the spear. Oh right right, yeah, the warriors that he
found in his yard. The following morning, I was working
from home. A few minutes after my wife had left
for work. She called me from a nearby gas station
because she had somehow locked herself out of her car.
I drove to her location, led her in her car,
and returned home. When I got there, I saw Red

(34:51):
Hoodie standing in his garden enjoying a cigarette. He spots
me and says, woo hey, let he says, whoo, it's
some furniture to get my attention. Oh no, he says
it wooo in the way of an eighteen oh prostitute.

(35:12):
Oh like, woo, that's weird. I don't like that kind
of sultry sexual, very creepy. It's alluring. No, not the guy,
the guy that's doing weird shirt all night that you're
already suspicious, and now he's wooing you because it's almost
like he knows that you are not liking how he's
been behaving woo and he goes, wo, what's up that
big man you're looking for?

Speaker 2 (35:34):
That's not good to get my attention in the way
that an eighteen hundreds prostitute might.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
How you doing? No, no, no, oh that's what he's not.
Red Hoodie, our guy says. He goes, how are you doing?
I asked? Red Hoodie responds, Oh, I'm just hanging in there.
I don't like that. Don't do that. Hey, can I
get your wife's phone number? What the fuck? Wait? The

(36:02):
stop it. Whichever one of you guys out there is
it keeps on saying these words making me swear. Who
is it who keeps making me swear? It's probably just you.
Don't let it happen again. Oh man, there's gonna be
a there's gonna be like a desk pop in here
one day. It's gonna be No, do you not I'm sorry?
Do you not see my I saw the fingers? Unbelievable

(36:25):
trigger discipline. Yeah, but all right, Well, look at the discipline.
I have a sig, so that might not disgusting. If
I pull that, I'd be worried. Yeah. Not not a glock.
A glock is a sort of reliable. It's a very
reliable That's why I got it. So she said, h.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Yeah, can I get your wist phone?

Speaker 1 (36:48):
He goes.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
As you might imagine, all kinds of unpleasant scenarios began
running through my head. Foremost among them the idea that
my wife, for some reason, was now on this guy's radar.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
I feel like saying foremost among them, foreskin among them.
It's just like a unnecessary I like it. I like
when they use a flowery language to uh, he'll allow it.
I'll allow it.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
So so so Foremost among them, the idea that my wife,
for some reason was now on this guy's radar, and
that she might be in danger or worse. Because she
is such a good, God fearing woman, she had caught
the attention.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Lower case God, which God? Which God? Yeah, let's go ahead,
and lowercase g Gods make that ship, big baby? All right,
here we go. That's better, big g.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
She's such a good and God fearing woman. She had
caught the attention of Red Hoodie's sword wielding corn dwelling entities.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Why do you need my wife's phone number? I ask?

Speaker 5 (37:48):
She said she might have a job for me, doing
something I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
That's awfully vague. Yeah, a job. Why do you need
my wife's number? Oh no, she says she might have
because this guy's like a whole home owner. He skits homeowner. Oh,
he owns the home right next to them. Yeah, and
he's got a job. We don't know if this is
a rental Well, what kind of job? We talk? Yeah,
I think Red Hoodie might be renting, right, because I
was thinking about that.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
I was like, what sort of high functioning schizophrenic owns
a home? But then I was like, oh, you don't necessarily,
like you don't always rent in an apartment building.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Sometimes you could rent a I mean, high functioning schizophrenics
run the world. Touche, right, that's true. They must have
their shit together somehow, Yeah, or at least one of
their personalities. I think it's like it's in the range
of like a pedos, like some peedos. You'll find that
a supermarket and you hit them in the head with
a pumpkin. Yeah, And that was wild. Yeah, I like that,

(38:44):
and then some you know what I don't like. By
the way, when I smile real big, this camera this
is my actually my missing tooth camera. That hurts a lot. Man,
that hurt. I just saw that on the big screen.
I just died inside a little bit. It's crazy. It
gives them crazy character. Look this guy here, the egg guy.
Oh you can't. You gotta show them the guy when
when I animated this, I swear to God. When he talks,
he goes, he's missing the same tooth. No he's not.

(39:06):
Stop it. Why do you do that? I didn't do it.
A I did it. Yeah, I do see you see
the missing toothcams? Crazy? All right, go ahead, keep reading.
All right. I was sure my wife. I was sure
my wife had said, no such thing. That's a great song.
I was sure my wife, no, no such thing. No,
I don't know what song that is from John Mayer.
Oh my god, it is. Nobody listens. Welcome to the

(39:28):
real world. She said to me, look at look at Nancy.
She's dancing condescend there she goes at Nancy really quick.
Do you like that song? Go ahead, Nancy, I don't
know that song.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Okay, nobody knows that song. Nobody knows the extensive catalog
of John Mayer. We know that song about seeing a
girl on the train that he wanted to have sex with,
but that he couldn't have sex with it, and that
made him sad.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
They how did that go?

Speaker 6 (39:56):
Here?

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Your body's in wonderland, your body is wonderland. That's the
worst one.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
That is pretty much the only John Mayer song I know.
I didn't even know that was by John Mayer. All right,
she said something in the private chat. What did she say?
Go ahead and look at it. Scott knows the song,
but I'm just saying, anyway, you gotta continue.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
God is wonderling. The people love Raven's neckcamp love it.
They're going crazy.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
They are going crazy. Oh that's right, we forgot the
spooky music. I was sure my wife had said no
such thing, But I knew better than to accuse this
guy of lying.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
I didn't have just one sword. I will be breathing
out of a new hole in my chest. After all.
He was just trying to navigate whatever deceitful narrative the
voices put in his head. Oh, the voices in his
head had patched together for him. I pulled out my phone.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
I'll give her recall and ask her I call the cops.
That was a lie. Red Hoodie abruptly turned away and
began walking towards his house.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
No, that's okay, don't worry about Why do you make
him sound like that, like I'm going to hate you?
That guy from uh from the old guy from from
Family Guys Seat, he feels like I'm going to hate you. Uh.
He worried about it. He's been caught in his lives.
He'd been caught in his lies.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Wanting to get this guy some kind of help, I
offered him my phone number instead. Let me just say
that was a mistake. You could be let me.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
I'll pull up this video real quick, because I don't
think Nancy's gonna have access to it, not on this
quick notice. Now you could totally be uh serial killing
the mayor of New York. Oh, here we go. We'll
pull this up, okay, and we're gonna look at the
reading skills of the Mayor of New York, and yours
are like far beyond let's hear him. Yeah, it's crazy.

(41:51):
First off, it makes tweet too. It's like it's not
even like Well's legislation. You know, the rats. It's not
it's not just a tweet. It's the dude that's filling
up the gas. And he goes, black people could be here,
They could be around the corner. I don't like them. Yeah, yeah,
he's reading, has no idea. But listen, Look it's great
on so many levels. W it's a volume up. Yeah,
they we're good. Rats could be.

Speaker 6 (42:12):
Eric Adams thought I'd never been in this neighborhood before.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Rats could be anywhere.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
The cool wind felt good against his bull head.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I hate rats. He thought you could be a poet.
This guy, you could be a poet, unbelieva at like
a first grade reading level. My daughter reads better than him.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Well, what does it take, because wasn't one of the
mayors of New York City of a crackhead that got
arrested and couldn't go to McDonald's or something.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
He couldn't get a job at McDonald's. I think Dinkins
was yeah, so really really bizarre when you wonder what
the qualifying qualities were. Happy, very happy. I mean, you
could be a poet. I like him, though, I want
to watch the rest.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
Of it, and particularly he did a poetry about rats
because you hate rats, and so do love the New Yorkers,
love the fact that we've had the decrease rat complaints
across the city. Listen, you gotta do what's right for
New Yorkers and give me the rats.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Yea. The horrible part about this, and we're trying to
get away from this, we're gonna get away from this,
but they're talking about people. That's exactly. Hey, gron is
this a racist dog whistle? Because like absolutely, all right,
So that's crazy. Okay, So so I'm just saying we're
doing a great job. We are doing a great job.
I wanted to say we're doing a fucking great job,

(43:34):
but then don't.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
We're trying to be better and you're really messing it up. Okay,
you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Let's let's clean it up. Be reasonable, Nancy, clean it up. Yeah, Nancy,
cut it out. Where were we? That's okay, don't worry
about it. You've been caught in his life. Oh wait, wait, okay,
wanting to get this guy sent where you read this?
I gave him my phone number. That was dumb. Is shit.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
I don't know why you would you give the schizophrenica
your phone number. I offered him my phone number. He
refused at first and then accepted.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
That's got to be mentally jarring. That's gotta be an
indicator that you should have never done that. I keep
doing this to Matt. Matt goes every time he calls,
and he goes, is it okay? Then I call you, yeah,
like I feel like we're friends, and I'm like, not really, Oh,
coffee shop, Matt, coffee shop, Matt. I go not really,
and he was like, I got some ideas. I wanted
to run by you can I can? I say him.
Then I'm like nope, yeah, and he goes, shit man,

(44:36):
and I just let him hang there, and then he
tells me anyway, I'm like, I like, I like his style,
but whatever, keep going, keep going okay, yeah, hey hey
let's dance. Okay. So so I want to get this
guy some kind of help.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
You know what's funny when he says At first he refused,
and then he accepted his real self was like, no,
don't don't do that.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
You don't want to do that, And then the demons
were like, to know what, on second thought, I'll take it.
That's not good. You know the things we could do
with his number.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
So after living next to him for four years, I
finally learned his name, Aaron. I know, it's pretty shitty
that I didn't learn his name week one, but we
don't exactly live in a high trust society these days.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Do we. I don't really know people's names yet. I
don't know anybody's name. There's the lady, the lady at
the shop that I seen a bunch of times i've been.
I mean, I just I think her name is big
Bird because it's not nice. It's not nice at all. Yeah,
but like say that, you say your name and I
didn't say that. Okay, I was just just just a coffee,
all right, but just to coffee. But I didn't remember

(45:41):
your name at first. For a long time, I was like,
I don't remember this guy's name. Yeah, I only just
learned your last name maybe last month. Don't say it.
I'm not gonna say it.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
But I was like, I was just I was just
going through like all the last names that I knew,
try like a lexicon of last names, and everyone I said,
I was like, that's not his last name.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
I'm pretty sure that's had his last on Spanish I
don't know what it is. What is she saying? Click
on that?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
I want to see that. I am Jenny and Top
is really mean. He won't even let me use his restroom.
He tells me to go outside. All right, day one,
and she's divulging company secrets.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Well, yeah, this is a men's restroom, Chocolate Cam, it's
a men's restroom, So I mean, yeah, we don't do
mixed bathrooms here. This is Florida, Nancy, This isn't Nevada.
So you piss outside. Yeah, we don't do that woke
shit here. And if you've gotten to go number two,
you gotta go home. You gotta go home. I went out.

(46:37):
I'm sorry. I went inside my home and began working
on my laptop. A few hours later, I received a
text from Red Hoodie. It is as follows, red Hoodie.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
Hey, no, Hey, can you ask the wife of any
news on where they're picking me up?

Speaker 1 (46:55):
I'm not sure if she knows. Let me check with
her who's picking you up? This answer is crazy? The
police gotcha, let me ask, give me a couple of minutes.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
I wasn't sure what to make of this. Had Aaron
imagined that the police were coming to arrest him. Hold on,
got to call something out in the chat. Yeah, please,
this shit sucks, dog yo, it is the best. This
is lemon Cello LACROI.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
I don't like it. It's like a creamsicle. Uh. I
don't think that sentence has ever been spoken. I don't
like it. It's like a creamsicle. Creamsicles are delicious, they're great,
but I don't I'm not drinking the problem. I'm not
here for a creamsicle. I'm here for sparkle. Yeah, sparkling water.
This is none of those. Well, it does sparkle. I mean,

(47:48):
you know it's got. It's not saying listen, here's the thing.
You could be anything you wanted to be. You said
you were going to be sparkling water. You decided to
be a creamsicle. Right, it's weird.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
What about if it just came out right and said
creamsicle flavored sparkling water.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
With that gun, I'm gonna shoot the bottle. I just
want to know, huh if it's said it. No, I
don't like this. I don't like it because it's good. Okay,
but here's it's probably the most elite zip zapp water.
Get to get out my house. You know what, man,
I gotta tell you.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
My back is sticking to these chairs because these chairs
don't breathe Nancy takes up a lot of it in
the room.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
And it's and it's and it's ninety degrees in your house. Yeah.
But and before I come over, I say turn on
the AC. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
And then when I after this, I can guarantee you what.
I walk out into your hallway and I'll go and
I'll finger bang your thermostat and it'll say seventy nine degrees.
That's not how we speak now, seventy full finger I
almost said.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
The F word, and I didn't. I said finger bang,
which is that it's still we're trying to do so
much better growing, We're growing. Did you guys like our
appearance on a quite frankly show last night? I thought
that was really good. I wasn't sure what to make
of this. No, I get to read this. Oh.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Had Aaron imagined that the police were coming to arrest him?
Was he expecting a welfare check? Had other neighbors threatened
to call the police on him? Whatever it meant, I
was relieved to know that he wasn't after my wife.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
He asked if his wife knew about when they were
picking him up, right well, because he probably assumed she's like,
she called that after that weird interact, after what I
did on for her phone number. I'm pretty sure she
called the cops. What does she say? This is a
Christian show, Thank you Nancy. That's what she's saying in
the private chat. And she's supposed to be, you know,

(49:36):
because we go into it and now I go into this,
into this place, and every time he goes, that's top lobster,
that's top Lobster, and he goes, this guy's got a
great podcast. You should listen to it. And when he
says that, I put my head down and I go, shame,
you shouldn't listen to it.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Yeah, it's interesting because when you do it in a vacuum,
you're like, that was a great episode. And then when
somebody in the street goes, like.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
What's the name of your show? I go, don't watch that. Yeah,
I wouldn't look at that. So that's an indicator we
gotta do better, all right? AnyWho I call? Oh sorry? Uh.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
He simply had it in his head that she was
somehow involved with getting him help m I called the
County's Department of Behavioral Health crisis hotline. While I was
on the phone with them, I got another text, Did
I just hear two o'clock?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
What?

Speaker 4 (50:27):
What?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
From? Who? What does that mean? A text message? You
just did I just hear two o'clock? Damn? Because the
last thing he asked is like when when are they
when they're picking me up? And he's like, I got you. Yeah.
A couple of minutes and he goes, did I just
hear you say two o'clock? Like, hey, no, this is
a text. It was like, I didn't say that, but

(50:47):
they did. The Behavioral Health Crisis Center said about two o'clock,
we can pick this guy up.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
This poor man was still hearing things. Behavioral Health connected
me to a.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
BANG or follow up for this is great. Yeah, I
like this. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Uh red hoodie conveyor. Behavioral Health connected.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Me to the local PD. They're guessing my last name,
uh close, Oh it's one hundred percent Gonzales Gonzalez, but
it's close. Middle name speedy.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
It's top lops to Speedy Gonzales. Oh, by the way, guys,
uh so so you know you guys are are our
coveted Patreon members and so I do respect your opinion.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Well, I mean this will also go out to the
people who don't.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Like right, but I'm looking for an answer right now
in real time, so those people don't matter. So we're
working on a news show, right And many of you
may have saw the video that I posted and in
my my new hair and my my new attire getting
ready for this this new show.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
We're going to be your new uh track con political pundits. Well, yeah,
I mean listen, it is that it came to me
in a dream. It did. Yeah, uh, it literally did.
I woke up, Yeah, and I was like, check your phone,
and this is the demon's probably because they look at
the phone. But I try not to look at my
phone in the middle of night because like the blue lights.
I hear that. But you know what, I go right

(52:08):
back to sleep, but continue I can't, so I go,
let me look at my phone, even though I'm not
supposed to. I'm not going to, but I look at
it anyway, and boom, there's an email from conservative O G.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
That's really interesting that that happened. Yeah, FJ fool in
the comments is red hoodie guy?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Was I not supposed to read that out loud. Nancy
Docks there, he is, We know who you are, Hi Docks.
What's your address?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Continue? What's your neighbor's address? Yeah? So I saw it
and then I was like, what should I do with this? Yeah?
And then it said, hey, do you want to be affiliate?
And I was like, I don't know what that means.
I wish we had milk us or Nancy Nancy Nancy
to let me know what affiliate means. Can you pull
up the definition of that? Yeah? Please? Because I don't
know what it means. So I said sure, And.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
When you come back with it, read it out loud, please,
because all of this clicking and having us read your things.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Don't even put it, don't put it on the screen.
Just come on speak and start telling me what it means. Yeah.
But it says, do you want to be an affiliate?
I said, yeah, dude, I do want that? Yeah? So bad? Dude,
so bad? So I just said like accept and then
it puts it next to my name and it says
top lobster now with the little check, and then it
goes conservative conservative og. Does it say that?

Speaker 2 (53:25):
It says conservative og, which is tremendous. It's a tremendously
gay thing, it says, OgH, it says it has go ahead,
click on it.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
No, no, just as conservative. But if you click on it,
click on the little badge here, we'll pull up on
the screen the Okay, you click on that little badge there,
so I'm a conservative now, and then when you click
on it, don't show that banner. It goes, oh, oh okay,
it's just at conservative og that's they're at. Yeah. So
I'm like, oh, would you consider yourself conservative? I'm I

(53:53):
don't like modernity, although I've got a lot of lights here,
that's true.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
And also we're doing something with that technology. But yeah,
and I'm super traditional. Yeah, you're very traditional. Yeah, so
I'm like I like that. But I was like, I
do I want to be affiliated?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Like I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Well, now we're gonna be affiliated. Can you bring up
can you bring up my my video? I'd like to
show the people, you know, what what what it looks like.
And uh, so we're gonna we're gonna create this this
new you know, news network, and and so that we
can bring people the conservative content that you know, uh,
the traditional conservative content and uh but you have to

(54:33):
look the part obviously to be a news a pundit,
you know, a correspondent. And so this is what we're
what we're working on, and I wonder what your thoughts
on it are.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Go ahead, letter writ mm hmm, good good hair. Huh.
It actually is really great. I like it. I mean,
what's the who's this guy? What's his name?

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Well that he's uh, are our political correspondent of the
Evening Ray Raymond Vin, Raymond Vin Vin, very nice Rayvin.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Okay, Nick Foyn doesn't ten years, that's it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
So Nick Fuentes has been outed as a whispy homosexual,
and so we need we need it, we need new heroes.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Isn't it crazy how back and forth I go on.
I mean, I guess you don't know, but on Nick
Foynt is where I'm like, really like this guy. I
like him period, but he is whispy homosexual. But I'm like,
he's definitely a fat as a dude that that you know,
it looks very gay. Are you outing him right now?

Speaker 2 (55:33):
I'm an authority on this on the matter, and I say, yeah,
he's he's uh, a whispy homosexual. So anyway, I just wonder,
so so Raven and then I think, you know you
should be uh uh Todd Lawson.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Todd lost lost Lostner, Todd Lostner, le Lesner, brock Lesner,
Todd Lesner is actually kind of Lastner. Okay, that's fine,
we'll figure it out. But we're gonna be given just
bringing you news. Well, those guys are bringing you news, Rayven
and Todd Lsner. Yeah, those guys who we've hired, Yeah,
to be part of our We totally pay them.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
This poor man was still hearing things. Behavioral Health connected
me to the local PD. The police told me that
they weren't aware of any current issue with Aaron, but
they'd had interactions with him in the past. They promised
to conduct a welfare check in partnership with Behavioral Health
at two o'clock. I felt terrible for calling the police
on this guy. I could have just gone over and

(56:39):
shot Aaron's dog myself and saved the.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Police the trouble. Unbelievable. That was but a banger. Yeah,
you don't get it twice. We just mess it up
once and then you don't get it get it again again.
I could have just saved the police the trouble of
shooting shooting Aaron's dog. But I hoped that if the
PD were working closely withhavioral health that at the very
least they might help him get leveled off and adjust

(57:04):
his meds.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Medication is a poor band aid, but without some immediate intervention,
Aaron might have hurt himself or someone else.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Yeah, it, man, what do you do with people like that? Right?
Because it's like they start to lose their mind and
they do need to be sedated in a way, but
then they get put on this medication that they're on forever. Yeah.
I mean I have my aunt and she is schizophrenic,
and she was explaining, you know, She's like, yeah, when
I'm on it, it's like I feel like a zombie.
So it's like, those are your two options. Inundated by

(57:37):
demons or zombie. It's horrible. It is really, it is
really horrible. I hate it. Several more texts from Aaron
came through over the course of the evening. We should
make these small TVs, right, these little ones, the pictures?
What if we just put anyway go ahead?

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Several more texts from Aaron came through over the course
of the evening, each more mystifying than the last. I
replied to them as vaguely as possible when encouraged him
to sit tight and wait for the.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Police to arrive. The night was very peaceful, where normally,
even outside of his schizophrenic episodes, Aaron would be up
frequently during the night, turning lights on and h and off.
I'm sorry, smoking outside, watering, et cetera. Tonight there was nothing,
no sounds, no lights, no movement. M Two quiet days

(58:31):
later he reappeared.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Aaron told another neighbor that the police had picked him
up for possession of a meth.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Pipe that he had found found. Yeah, yeah, I mean
sometimes you do find how how dead on are we consistently?
Oh yeah, meth? Yeah, it's just like, yeah, I could
have told you.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
That when I used to smoke weed, when I used
to smoke, when I used to do meth. I was
walking with my mom one day through through a park
and this wasn't like super long ago.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
This was like maybe maybe. I was like.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Maybe in my like maybe thirty and I'm walking through
the park with my mom and uh and I looked
down and there's just a fat sack of weed.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Really yeah, and then you took it.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Well, I I just couldn't not I like I reached
down and I picked it up, and my mom looked
at it, and I looked at it, and she was like,
what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (59:32):
And I was like, I don't know smoking it? No,
I put it. We were going over a little bridge
on a trail in a park.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
I put it on the railing because I was like,
at least somebody else will find it and they'll have
a good time.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I couldn't. I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I didn't have the heart to just pick up It
was like a like an eighth of weed.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Yeah, and you know, would have been cool at the time,
but it was a It was embarrassed. I could feel
the shame, much like when people go like, what do
you do for a living? Yeah, it was the same shame.
I don't like that. When my mom was like what
are you what are you doing? I was like, I
do a podcast, a podcast like you and everybody else. Huh,
what would you rather do? Would you rather pick up

(01:00:09):
the weed in front of your mom? This is like
a personal question for me, or like admit to her.
I mean, I guess, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Mitch where I was podcaster, they had so they had
supposedly come for him around two am, just like the
voices had told him they would fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Oh that's crazy. Did I just hear two o'clock? Yo?
That's what That's what Red Hoodie said before. Damn boy,
that's that precognition. Yeah, element wow, wow, indeed. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Who knows what the truth was, But I was glad
to see him acting normally again. By comparison, it's been
fine since. But I'd like to find a way to
initiate a conversation with him about doctor Jerry Marsinski.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
It was just one episode of We're going to bring
it up. This is the advice we gave him last time,
just like, don't do it. Oh yeah, yeah, well, well
maybe you're sending this episode.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
In this episode, I'm sure he won't stab you and
possibly put the two of them in touch because doctor
Jerry Marsinski doesn't have enough schizophrenics to deal with.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Yeah, dude, who knows. I'd love to see Aaron.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
I'd love to see Aaron learn ways to battle this
thing rather.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
Than there's a lot of rats in New York City.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
I'd love to see Aaron learn ways to battle this
thing rather than simply live in a medicated fog. I
hope you appreciated this quick update peace f j fool.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
We did appreciate it. It was wonderful. Man. I don't
know what to tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I mean, you know, I wonder how many people reach
out to to Marzinski and go, hey, I've got a
schizophrenic for you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Yeah, it's a I mean somebody else. But I I
tell where to reach some of these people, Like, you
can go to the you can go to the email,
you can go to Hey, someone was asking for Vicky
Joey Anderson. I'm like, well, I'm not going to give
you your number, which would be wild, it would be
a wild Yeah, but here's what a reacher. Here's what
she's most responsive. Because that's that's what these people are

(01:02:16):
there for, right, They're kind of like asking for this.
I mean, yeah, is that what we're asking for. I
guess chronicles NDS at gmail dot com we're asking for it. Yeah.
We're not here to help, no disclaimer, We're here to
exploit big flashing letters. I don't know how to help, right, Like,
I mean, I guess like the advice that we give
you is what we sort of know. Yeah, I don't

(01:02:38):
really know anything. Yeah, I don't know. We're trying, dude,
good luck good. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Good luck Chronicles
Dot NDS.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Uh, thank you very much, f J Fool for the update.
Wonderful update. I say that we play, we have a
lot in here, some music, and I have to make
a big piss again. Well we're at the hour mark
and that's about when I make a piss.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
It is so crazy. It's like a Pavlovian dialogue or
roadingers big piss. No, Nancy should tell us, Nancy, it's
like a Pavlovian reaction where you've been trained when you
put headphones on and then talking.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Remember what we told her to get us a definition
and we said and then read it out loud and
she was and then she just said absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
What was the definition?

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
I don't remember anymore. And I could have been educated.
NDS suicide hotline is what she recommended.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
It's actually very funny. I mean I couldn't handle that. Yeah,
she's like, she's like the girl at your job at
work that you give like ten instructions too and you'll
get three. Yeah, you got to tell her a lot
of stuff to get anything back. If you just tell
her one thing, that's not coming back gonna happen, Nancy,
what was the word that we asked you for? And

(01:03:55):
what's the definition affiliate?

Speaker 7 (01:03:58):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
And the definition is officially attached or connect to an organization.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Huh so like you're an affiliate? Yeah, thank you very much.
Nancy has wonderful help. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
You know what I feel like, I feel like she
needs to you need to be more brash.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
You need to interrupt us.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Don't just let us go on on on flows of consciousness. Uh,
and not give us the pertinent information that we asked for.
H you you you need to just interrupt the show
and say affiliate? Could you use it as a sentence
and then use it in a sentence and then and
then define it and then spell it out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Is you know what? You know what I'm saying? I mean,
you're just telling her what she needs to do. That's true, right, Yeah,
and Nancy, do whatever works for you. Not good? Okay,
you know it's it's kind of sad. Wow. Hold on
a second, I'm looking. I just goog toad was on MSN. WHOA, yeah,
I'm trying to find a toad song and apparently he
was on MSN. Let's pull this this article up. This

(01:05:06):
is an interesting let's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Read it man fired for singing a cover of Kanye's
for singing a song a popular Kanye West.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Song from a fellow Roman saluter. Oh my god, the
appeals to Elon whoa they don't say his name? No, no,
tower ganging toad. There he goes, tower gang toad. That's
so funny. That's so funny. Oh my god. Wow, you
made it to MSN. When was this though, dude? How
did this? This is two months ago? How did this go?
Wolf everybody's head? I don't know. We missed that one.

(01:05:35):
There was a lot going on. Yeah, all right, well
we have to uh yeah, seven season is coming from
me because now I'm affiliate. Uh, we're gonna need an
entire shout out to the wellness company. Did you know
that amin Rat sounds like Nancy? Really? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
I hopped in a chat with them on discord one
time and he started talking and I was like, oh,
Nancy's here. It's not that Nancy sounds like a man.
It's that Aimin Rat, who is a rather large man, sounds.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Like a woman. That's not nice. I love him, though,
I do enjoy him. Uh, oh toad, how's the piss coming?
I got pissed hard, dude, all right, well here we go.
That's where the next shot is gonna be piss cam.

Speaker 8 (01:06:20):
Alright, short people come no reason. Short people got no reason.
Short people got no reason to live.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
They got little lands and mental lies and walk around
telling great bean lies. They got little noses and tiny
little cheep. They wear platform shoes on the nasty little feet.
Will I don't want to shoot people, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Wanna short people, don't wanna.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
Short people around them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Short people just start the same as.

Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
You when I oh man the brothers until the day
they die.

Speaker 8 (01:07:27):
It's a wonderful world. Short people got nobody. Short people
got nobody. Short people got nobody's alone. They got little
baby legs and they stand so low you gotta pick
them up just to say hello. They got little cars

(01:07:51):
that go peep, beep beep. They got little voices going.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Pete, peep peep.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
They got crumby little fingers and dirty in the fives.
They call them gonna get you every time.

Speaker 7 (01:08:05):
Don't wanna shoot people, don't wanna shot people, don't wanna
shot people around him.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
And there yet, dude, I was bragging about how how
professional this show is, and you just we're.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Back, dude, My back is wet. Yeah, dog, it's so
hot in here. My front's wet. It's a sauna. Where
is from wetting? Your back is wet? Dude? What happened? Fuck?
Oh oh no, all right, that's enough. Put it away,

(01:09:15):
Put it away. We're gonna read. We're gonna read some more.
We're gonna get rid of the all the bad juju
that you just shook out of my bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Wait, Raven, so Amon Rat said something. He said, Raven,
don't just make fun of me without telling everyone. I
have an album coming out on Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Dude, if you have an album, we will play. We
will play your music on the Piss intermission.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Yeah, one hundred percent, Amon Rat, if you have an
album coming out, If that's true, where would people find
this album?

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Aimon Rat? Answer us? Answer us right now. We're not
gonna proceed with anything until you say that. Wait, okay, no,
listen for real. We gotta go home with the show. Okay,
where's my phone? I told him? Here we go? Who
are we reading? Now? There is a bunch here. We

(01:10:04):
could do the Gates program. I like that. Yeah, all right, Nancy,
answer us? Who should we do?

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Sounds good? Three pages? Jake is a page and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
All right, perfect, let's do that. Just stop complaining, Okay, seriously,
it's off putting. It's part of the show when you complain. Okay,
I will point a gun at you. The Gates Program. Yeah,
I'm Chris Rippy. Hey m m, dude, you can't just
dox his whole name again. You guys gotta like, what

(01:10:40):
are you doing doxing? He's the Muslim guy that with
the crazy dad who wrote to us before. Did we
read that, Nancy? Nancy? I don't remember. Is that where
we read that? Maybe we did, boxing him. It's a

(01:11:00):
good letter.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
What he wrote me, I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
He said, no one knows. Oh my god. It's about demon,
a demon possessed bum that he saw when he was
a kid. I don't know if I swear too much,
but I write how I talk. So wow, dude, Hey Chris,
I'm gonna aim gun at you. This is a Christian
show and you're you're just swearing. Rip call me rip.

(01:11:24):
Don't say my full name please, Oh my god. And
I'm the Muslim. He wrote this twice, and I am
the Muslim. It is well, you know what's I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
I guess people.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Convert to muslim Ism. So, yeah, who wrote you before Muslianity?
I do remember, now, I remember something about a Muslim.
Oh yeah, he was trying to convince this it was
based right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Yeah, like sounds smelly. You remember nine to eleven because
this story made my back wet? Oh my god, do
you remember nine to eleven? You're trying to tell me
you're cool. We don't forget you hate our read the
hashtag we didn't forget? All right? Hold on, wait, wait,

(01:12:06):
wait that sucks, dude, dude, it's really good. He wrote
a story about his hat man encounter and his wild
ass demon oppressed pops who once strangled our family dog
to death because he thought shooting it would make the
neighbors suspicious. Why don't I remember that? Nancy?

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Nancy, I don't remember that either.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Did we read this? I don't remember that. Is this
like one of those a dude that strangled a family
dog to death because he thought shooting it would make
the neighbor suspicious? Dude, I don't remember that. Is this
a Mandela effect? This is crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Did like alternate reality? Did Rayven and uh and Todd
Lossner read that? By the way, don't forget to go
to top lopside.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
The website is looking so good. Dude. Look, I mean yeah,
it just reminded me like Mandela Effects. There we go, baby,
original timeline Gangster. We should make a chronicle shirt. We
should What would it look like? I don't know. These
are cool. Got a lot of cool ones out there. Yeah, yeah,

(01:13:20):
look at that. Yeah we're doing it. Huh got some
nice yeah. I mean that was great audio for the
listeners as well. I don't remember this story, all right, whatever,
I guess I can continue this. I remember a Muslim.
I remember a Muslim too. They're hard to forget, but
I don't remember I remember this strangling a dog to death? Dog? Yeah,

(01:13:46):
all right, that's crazy. So my name is Rip, and
I wanted to start off and answer the question you
asked after reading my life letter, which never happened. What
the why is he lying to us? Honestly, if I

(01:14:07):
was writing in I'd be like, yeah, I would. I'm
going to write into us a submission of something that
we didn't read, but it's a part two, and then
continue like like in the middle of be like if
you guys remember how this went, and be like no, no, no,
I don't remember at all. Maybe, man, this is concerning

(01:14:32):
anybody remember write in yeah to say something in the
hey is this real? Writing chronicles NDS at Gmail? If
you guys do remember yes, you only just one word
because this guy heard the episode. Yes or no? Just
say yes or no if you remember this. I've been
working class since day one, and you guys remind me
of bolts. Can't say that at lunch on the job site.

(01:14:55):
What's wrong with you? Hell dude? Sometimes you can get
deep into some legit, spiritual and deep topics on a
job site while also calling your co workers. And your
show reminds me of that. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Nube says, yes, you guys did read it. Ze Man says,
I remember this show, but z Man would lie to us.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Yeah, he's a liar. He is a liar. I don't
know this guy is. He's a liar to Nephelim Nube
never heard of him. You also said that you listened
to Jay Dyer's takes on Islam. Oh I told him
to listen and I did. There were nothing new. I
remember this. I don't want to get into it though.

(01:15:39):
This isn't the place for me to talk about religion.
Wait what I think it is. I think it's literally
the I thought we told you this is a Christian show. Yeah,
not a Muslim show. Yeah yeah, if you want that,
hit me up. Uh, this is a place for a
good old story about demon, a demon possessed bum. All right, dope, respect,

(01:16:00):
Let's get into the real stuff now, the stuff that
actually happened, like right now, Wow, Scott remembers Scott also
is a liar. How is this possible? I'm telling you
it wasn't. It wasn't us. It was Rayven and Todd Losner,

(01:16:21):
all right whatever. He grew up in Palo Alto, California,
which is next to Stanford University. There is where the
Stanford Research Institute sri H was located, which is why
I think there was always some weird stuff going on
in my town. Unexplainable stuff happened as far back as
I can remember. For example, my mom had enrolled me

(01:16:43):
in gates testing back in the day because she thought
I was legit are worded. But then she just found
out you were a Muslim. Yeah, She's like, he's just Muslim,
He's just Muslim. He's not we can say, come on, yeah,
but I'm trying. I mean, you think We're gonna have
to make that not a thing, not a word. Here's
what I think we should do. I think we should

(01:17:05):
do the show by YouTube's community guidelines and standards. That's
what they think, what they believe. Yeah, that's obviously the
moral compass we should be going by. Yeah, I'm just
confused on what slurs. I can and can't say. We
love Israel. Look at my Twitter. That's true conservative conservative

(01:17:25):
og for a while. So she thought he was retarded,
was so big on that shot. That was the most
insulting thing that's ever happened to me. Guys, rewind that
and look at how bad that was. Good God, I
remember doing the weird hearing Well, let's bookmark that, man. No, no, no, no, no,

(01:17:49):
no no, the weird hearing test. Drinking the weird pink milk.
I drank that too. Yeah, but here's the thing we
drank the they make me drink thelk, the pink milk
and live in the pod and do the hewing thing. Yeah,
but the pink milk was because I had ear infections.

(01:18:10):
Did you know that about me? Well, I mean I
think you're thinking of the bubblegum flavored medicine. Yeah, it's
pink milk.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Right, No, I think those are two different things, because
if that's the same thing, I drank a lot of that.
I can't do the same thing because I drank that
stuff recreationally, like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
It would drink it like La Cross. I mean it
was good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
It was like they don't make medicine like that anymore.
Stuff that works. Yeah, well, because it tastes like really great.
And I don't think it's the same thing like Swiss cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
I don't think that's the same thing. Okay, so this
is different. This is different stuff. It has to be
all right. The chat is it real chat? Like these
guys know, all right, So yeah, z Man says he
had a lot of ear infections when he was a kid. Yeah.
I don't believe the man's retarded. He's also a liar.
The pink milk is for coming off of heroin, huh,

(01:19:06):
is what Rat says. There's a lot of misinformation in
the chat. Pink bubble gum was penicillin or maxicillin. Dude,
it was delicious. It was different stuff. It has to
be different stuff. Hmm. Like I said, they drank a
lot of it, all right. I remember doing the weird
hearing pink drink milk stuff, but also having them hold

(01:19:28):
playing cards backward towards me and then asking me to
guess what card they were holding, and everyone he was like, goat, goat.
They're like, that's not even a card, and he was like,
because he's Muslim, right, Yeah, yeah, missed that one. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
When I didn't guess the right card, they would angrily
tell me that if I practiced doing this, I could
get better. What the hell. Yeah. They also had me
do this thing with partially colored green and white cubes
where they would time me as I would build them
to look like pictures they showed me. Throughout school, they

(01:20:05):
would also put me in advanced classes and retarded classes.
That's just the technical you said, the term. Yeah, that's
not insulting, like segregated classes like white and blackness. I
believe the actually the original terminology was bobo.

Speaker 4 (01:20:19):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Yeah, he was in Bobo math or Bobo language yards whatever,
Bobo reading, Bobo math. But they do the split at
VOA and special ed classes throughout the same school year. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
I remember kids going like for the first day, they
would go to regular school. Yeah, and then they would
get on the Bobo bus.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
My wife was in. She very mad at math, at math,
very bad with time in general. Like you see, we
talked about my god. Yeah, like you can't like the numbers.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
I've never seen anybody like fifteen minutes doesn't mean anything
to her, but no, nothing at all.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
But she was in that class. She was in like
you know, advanced ap science and reading and stuff, because
she's good at that. Yeah, but the math was like
I was with like legitimately retarded because like they put
you in the retarded class, you know, right, you weren't
with them. She was one of them. She was bobo
and you never got any better. She was in bobo math.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
By the way, Aman Rat says, the pink milk is
for check out my album Where we Are by Escape
Saturn released everywhere you could hear music on Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
That's very non specific, but I'm about it. I'm gonna
listen to it on Friday. I feel like I remember
drinking that. Maybe I didn't. I don't know, I don't know,
all right, So they would get mad at him and
then they gave him these green blocks to build stuff
with the white cubes. Yeah, put him in retarded classes,

(01:21:45):
advanced classes to give them split ring or something like that. Yeah,
it was wild. They put me in advance math, and
then dumb, dumb, dumb math, then advanced math again, all
in one semester. It didn't matter how good or bad
I didn't class. They would eventually just switch everything up
on me, no matter what. I'm lucky. I was such
a head man.

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
It's a Muslim terminology, said, yes, it means American, means American.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
I and I didn't pay attention to their uses a
lot of language, a lot of a lot of words.
I don't do it. Why? Why are you such a
potty mouth man? Not comfortable? He spent most of his
days in school doing graffiti. It's probably for the best,
as God only knows, as Allah only knows. He said

(01:22:37):
that what would have happened if I excelled in them
advanced classes or guess them cards? Right? Then he goes,
she real long, I've been wild since mad young. Now
he's turning black. You see what's happening here? He's like it.
Do you ever notice there's like a proclivity for he's coding.

(01:22:59):
This was called cod Yeah, he's code switching coaches, But
why in an email? It's strange, but but maybe it's
the Gates program.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
There is a tendency for hood oriented individuals to gravitate,
be careful towards.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Muslimism. Yeah, with that, they shave their mustache. I don't
like that. I don't like a mustache. No mustache, beard,
no mustache. But it's like the bigger, smaller hat.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
Yeah, it's big yamaka. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what's
up with that. I don't know what's up with that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Why do they why do they hood oriented individuals gravitate
towards Muslianity? Why do they boil their scalp? Oh? I
saw that. You don't even be boiling your scalp? Is
not that show? No, I'm just asking though, because that's crazy.
We're not allowed to ask. It looks like it hurts. Yeah,

(01:23:57):
is that a Muslim tradition cooking their brain? All right?
I had been wild since mad young yo facts and
my town was filled with strange so I got hell
of stories.

Speaker 8 (01:24:11):
What is this?

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
What is this guy?

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
This is interesting? He's he's he's definitely code switching on
us to tell And we'll keep these coming, God willing
peace and love. The one I want to write about
today is this bum that was definitely demon possessed. Oh oh, oh,
you want to we want to just start just started
reading now, Yeah, now we're actually in the story. Okay,

(01:24:35):
they were weird bums all over our town. We had
drunk bumps don't do don't do the ebonics and these
old San Francisco hippie washouts roaming the streets of our
town ship. He's from San Francisco and he's code switching
like this. We used to know most of them because
they would have us buy them beers, or we would
have them buy us beers. They would we would drink
beer with them. We would drink with them. We were

(01:24:59):
toast with them. We boil this. Hey, you're slipping back
into it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
All right, we're doing better. No, it's not fun and
it's bad, and we're gonna do better now. So no
more code switching. It's this guy you're ad libbing. You're
adding things in there that are are of a racial
was I I think so you didn't even notice?

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
That's how? All right? All right, we knew where they
all usually hung out and slept, so we can kick
them awake and when we needed them. That's not nice.
That's not nice. We always knew where to find all
the bums. Oh, he's gonna name them, dude, We're docksing bums. Now,
that's crazy. French dude. There's literally always a bum named

(01:25:46):
Frenchie Roger Rabbit. I like that they named him Roger Rabbit.
The mayor, Oh, the mayor was over here. He was
just reading us a story about rats. Yeah, that's dope.
He hates rats.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
Are we talking about the mayor of New York? But no, no, no,
remember the mayor of Oh yes, him too.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
Yeah, And he told us all of the traditions of
Nai and the berries that they eat, all the berries.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
It was a lot of different berries. But his wife
was Australian shaving of the goat I think was one
of them. So they had the mayor hanging out Kujo,
the Bammer Brothers and Crooked Neck John damn, dude. Imagine
you and your brother and they would call you the
Bammer Brothers the crooked It would be the coolest dudes.
Crooked neck, I love it, alright, My neck is not crooked.

Speaker 7 (01:26:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
But we had there was this one bum. We didn't
know who he was or where he stayed. She come on, man,
don no no, it's fine. He was a black dude.
This is where the code switching comes in. Mostly clean, shaven,
decent clothes, dope. Jordan's say that. Okay, all right? Never

(01:27:04):
talked and never responded if you did talk to him.
Maybe he was deaf and mute. Maybe maybe he was
in the Gates program. Maybe he was retarded. Maybe he
drank too much of that pink bubblegum shit stuff. Did
you know that there's an album coming out Friday? Whoa
what's it called? I don't remember?

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Escaping the Jews by Saturnian Overlord. What was it called?
I don't remember? It was so far back, damn it, dude,
we can't even scroll.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Where we are by Escape Saturn?

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
Dude, get the crap out of me? Oh the stuff
out of me? It can say, crap. I'm gonna give
Nancy a gun. Nancy, what's it called? One more time?

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
I have one? Oh? It's called where we are by
Escape Saturn?

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Where are we? What kind of gun do you have? Nancy?

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
Don't worry about it?

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Ooh, that's all right. What's your blood type?

Speaker 8 (01:27:57):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
Well, you've been giving her that, don't worry about it.
So that's fair that that is fair?

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
Yeah, negative.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
How did you know that all the kids in the
neighborhood would be amazed when he stepped out of the
way of people on the sidewalk across the busy street,
avoiding cars with his eyes completely closed. Maybe he was
blind too, Yeah, I remember we once pushed a skateboard
like last second in front of him to see if
he would avoid it. But he just stepped right over

(01:28:27):
it with that in his eyes completely closed, like it
didn't happen, and we didn't exist. Damn's cool, I guess,
I mean, yeah, after that, we avoided that guy. He
wasn't in our neighborhood all the time. We would see
him like a couple of times a month or so,
and when we did, we would just get out of

(01:28:48):
his way and he would and would shut the up
when he passed us. At that time, we were kids.
I have one, but it won't. But then it's I'm
still saying it. No, no, no, you gotta because you're
doing the thing already. You're going, Yeah, which one is it?

(01:29:09):
I don't know. You gotta read it? Nope, none of
those anyway I found it, So you would be like,
and he stepped over that, and yeah, and we were pretty.
We were pretty kids. We were pretty kids. Yeah, dude,
I can't do that. I can't press it. But you
you know what, you're what you're gonna say. You gotta pressure.

(01:29:29):
You're reading it. You're reading it too. Oh okay, where
are you right here? We didn't respect anyone, but we
were all uneasy about that bomb. One day around high
school times, my brother and I were chilling on our
porch and that bomb walked past our house. My brother
says to me that he thinks that that guy's possessed
by a demon, like a dream. The demon's driving him

(01:29:51):
and that's why he can't see without his eyes. That
had not crossed my mind until then, but it made
perfect sense, and I agreed with him. Later that day,
me and my brother hopped on this brown nineteen sixty
nine Plymouth Duster to head downtown. As we turn out
of the neighborhood, my brother sees this bum sitting on

(01:30:12):
a bus stop. My brother says, there's that possessed mother
and points at him. As we turned past him, he
lifts his head in our direction and opens his eyes
and they are glowing orange like a traffic light. Jeez,

(01:30:32):
that's crazy. It's like three in the afternoon and his
eyes were glowing. My brother hit the gas and we
got out of there and never seen that dude again
in our neighborhood. Many months later, I'm chilling downtown drinking
forties in the alleyway with my man, Spector Owner. Hell yeah,
what does that matter?

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Yeah, Spectoner, Spectoner, Spectner spect Owner, Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
Is this another homeless dudep? This guy could be a
very emotional dude. So we're like drinking and talking about life, love, stress, setbacks,
getting deep, just getting deep in our each other emotionals,
getting deep at each other and just chilling like good friends.
Do you know everyone has that friend named spect Owner.

(01:31:21):
As we leave this alleyway, we're walking down the sidewalk
where there's a building, uh one side half brick and
a bench on the other side about halfway down the block.
Is that bum? I never seen this bum downtown? It's nighttime.
I am freaked out, But what am I gonna do?

(01:31:44):
Run from this? Nah? Ain't gonna run from no out
of your mind. So I tell spect yo, we got
to watch out for this fool. He's sketchy.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
Is I like this?

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
Do you guys like this? This is hard. This is nice,
This is real hard. Right as we're about to pass him,
he raises his head to us and opens his eyes. Brothers,
there are beams of orange and red lights just piercing
the night. And we got to walk by this. Mother.
I don't know what Speck did, but I put my

(01:32:20):
head all the way down and walk past him. You're saying,
his eyes are glowing like like he was based. That's crazy.
I feel like the bleeping of the curse is making
people fill in the curses. Well, that's whatever they do
in their own minds is fine. No that I don't
want to make them for just being reasonable. Those were
reasonable men. Nancy, do you like this? Do you guys

(01:32:43):
like this? Do you mother like it? Oh? You do? Okay?
She said yeah, yeah, she said yeah, okay, sheepishly, but
she said it. I don't know. I don't know what Nancy, So, yeah,
beams of orange and red lights piercing through his eyes.
What that's pretty cool. I put my head all the
way down and walk past him as fast as I

(01:33:04):
could without looking like a and running. Once we passed him,
I looked back to see him still staring at us
with glowing orange eyes and then finally closing them and
putting his head down. I asked spect if he'd seen that,
and he said yeah. I didn't ask him anything else.
He didn't say anything else, and we just walked home

(01:33:26):
in silence. There it is again, you see something supernatural
and you just kind of go, whatever, have you seen that? Maybe?
All right? Anyway, I got cookies out there. Ah, yeah,
the cookies. The cookies.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Dude, you have a lot of cookies out there. You
buy like an industrial pack of cookies.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
By the way, I don't know why, why do you
do that? I just went to bees like cookies. All right,
here we go, hold on, wait, wait, let's see. It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
And then z Man says, no, I don't know if
he said an N word or an F word. I
have to say it out out with both to see
which sounds better.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
They're saying it's messing up the content, and then it
even sounds like a dolphin when he laughs, that's separate.
That's just a separate thing, Scott. Now they're talking about Jesus,
all right. Jesus really doesn't care what English swear words
you use. Yeah, that's true, that is true, But just
put it. Just put don't curse in Samerian. Well, every
time we do the button. Just imagine we're saying, all

(01:34:27):
right now that we've cleared that up. It was a
bummer not taking spect on the walk home, not talking
to him, because that was the last time I've seen
him alive. What That was a Thursday and he was
murdered the following Saturday at a house party turned fist fight.
He got hit with a car in the brawl outside
the party. That's not a fist fight. No, yeah, that's

(01:34:49):
a car far fight. Yeah, in the front yard of
a retired forty nine Ers quarterback. That's his retarded. Oh no,
it says retired. Wow. He died in front of forty
nine Ers quarterback Steve Young's front yard. Damn, damn. I
don't think these things were connected, but I had to
shout out that speck died because rest in peace of

(01:35:11):
the homie. Well, rest in peace, suspect, Rest and peace,
suspect donor Yeah, mad respect. This is the end to
that one. The next one I write, hopefully we remember,
will be about this. I can't say that word either.
I knew. Oh it's a a transmission, Yeah, transformer. Who's

(01:35:33):
seen a robot. I know it sounds corny, but it's
a funny story, and I believe that she he yeah,
I believe that they saw it. I guess Wait, okay,
what is that. That's not a supernatural story that they
saw a robot. You might have just seen a robot. Yeah,
those exist, stay out there? What do you think? Goes on?
Amon Rat says, do you guys have a button that does?

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
Check out my new album Where We Are by Escape Saturn,
available everywhere you listen to music on Friday eight fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
It's on there somewhere. It's Nope, not that one.

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
I thought it was the milky pink button. Was it
this one?

Speaker 3 (01:36:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
I don't know what these are going to say. It
might be crazy. Just leave it. We'll leave it. I
don't know what they do, all right, peace out you too,
May God bless you for the entertainment you bring me.
And whoever Islam in their last that the start of
the letter, I don't remember it, but yeah, you know

(01:36:31):
what i'd say about them, I'd say, yeah, yeah, all that,
I beat the dog out of you in real life. Damn,
these Muslims really are violent. It's you know why, because
it's it's the the hood oriented individuals. Yeah, that gravitate
towards it. Your wife is called. You want to take

(01:36:52):
that call. No, she's good, she's good. She could be
on fire. She should do the math. Clearly, I'm on
a show. Why would you call me? All right? It's fine, Yeah, dude,
I thought this was the religion. I mean, it's you know, Okay,
we're doing like I said. I told him what's his
name again? I forget his name? Chris. We're doing better. Yeah,

(01:37:14):
and you should too. Where we're cleaning it up. I'll
tell you what, I'll never do that button again. You
don't like it. It's too intense.

Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
It is a lot because I like to relax while
you read and listen to what you're saying. I don't
like to have to track the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
David's like, I don't like to do any kind of
producing while we're doing stuff. That's true. I'm like this,
I'm like, buttons here, your hands here, Nancy. I can't.
I'm just I literally have only one skill set and
that's that's it. It's just that the buck stops there,
doesn't that stink? This is why we need the like,
we need a producer to do all the stuff. Whatever,

(01:37:50):
it's fine. This is the behind the stage star. Should
we do another one or no? I don't know. It's
almost four o'clock our time. I don't know what time
it is at Nancy's time. Oh, that's right, Nancy. Nancy
has a job. We should probably end it here. How
are you doing on time, Nancy?

Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
I got plenty of time.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
It's got plenty of time, so I think we got
to close it up now. That's what it's all right?
Do the we'll read the one more, which was a
short one, is a short one, Jake, Jake was a
pretty short one. Let's let's do that one. Oh it's
only one point five pages. It is great way to
do this. Okay, let's start it already. Wait, Oh, thank you, Hello,

(01:38:30):
Top and Raven.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
Hello, my name is Jake. No, that was his last name. Yeah,
we just bleaveed it out. We're not going to do
that now. It's just too much. I don't think Jake
already strikes me as the type of guy that's not
gonna he wrote in italics for that first portion, he's
not gonna swear. I could be wrong, but it seems
to me that there are two types of horror, the supernatural,

(01:38:53):
and the unnatural MM. In my opinion, the scariest supernatural
movie of all time is The Exorcist, and the scariest
unnatural movie would be the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Honorable mention,
Honorable mention. Cabin in the Woods. I told you about that. Yeah,
we're talking about that. Yes, you should watch it. You'd
really enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
You'd be like, oh, this is a wild premise, Cabin
in the Woods, but not really a movie that provokes
fear but instead curiosity. I have a few stories that
have happened to me personally of both types, but in
this letter I will only tell of.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
The superow how they say this, So many people do that.
They go, I've got a lot of stories, but it
is I will only say one of them. They want
us to ask. Tell us your stories, Daddy. That's what
they want to do. Tell us your story, daddy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
One man who we call daddy, and that's Milkistogus at
the bottom there you could tell us.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
You can tell it Chronicles nds femail dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
This happened in Turlock, California, in a place not a
real place at all, in a local hotel called the
mediocre Easterns er.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Something like that. This guy is alluding to the best
Western Ah. Yeah, what a clever lad. I swear there
will be not one swear word in this This man
cares too much about the way he's writing. Yeah, and
I appreciate that about him. Unlike the Muslims, to be careful.
We don't need a fatoa on us. I'm sorry. Look

(01:40:23):
it up, Nancy. You could read the definition of that.
Please look up the definition of fatois and and read it.
It sounds like something creole. No, like a shrimp, scrimp,
like a fatwa shrimp. I'll like, Yeah, I have some
of that. I went someplace recently and I was eating
uh sho oh oh Chile. Easton's. Was that Easton? The

(01:40:45):
place by the lake? Okay, it's good, take your time, Nancy.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
I have stayed in this hotel many times, as it
is affordable and just off the freeway. Many blue collar
workers stay there and it tends to fill up quickly
on the weekdays. Turlock was not my destination, but as
I was driving, I decided to call it a day
and pull over at this hotel because it was familiar.

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
I work all over California. And have seen the majority
of it, from the good to the worst. So it's
about four o'clock on a dreary February afternoon. I approached
the front desk and ask if there are any rooms left,
as the parking lot looks full and I almost never
book ahead. This guy's unprepared. Yep, unprepared. The worst kind

(01:41:30):
of person. Although it makes it there, yeah, it doesn't care.
Makes up for it though, with the you know, the
sentence structure and the you know, punctuation and paragraphs. That's huge.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
Anyhow, the clerk tells me they have one room left,
one thirty three. I have always stayed on the second
floor at the end of this hotel if I can
help it, so I can keep an eye on my
truck at night.

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
You know what would help that? Calling ahead? Yeah, calling
ahead planning a little bit would help you do that,
but whatever, what do I know? I'm not a planner either.
I don't like to plan. No, you don't. This morning
you hit me up, he said, I'm on the way
to Matt's coffee shop right now. Are you coming? Yeah?
I said, no, I was busy this morning getting that's

(01:42:18):
on you dog, goodwill going and getting wigs. Is that
the smell in this room? Yeah? You know that smell?
A wig from Goodwill has a very particular smell. It's crazy. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
I have never stayed on the first floor here, and
the clerk informs me that if I want to change rooms,
I can request tomorrow to do so, which I thought
was odd. So I get the keys and bring the
things to my room. The room was okay.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
Not any weird or disgusting remnants from past occupants as
far as smells or stains. Side note, One thing I
have found in the past that grossed me out was
someone placed their fake eyelashes on the night stand lamp
eh and left them there, and the maid overlooked them
for me to find. Oh, that's it's gross. Yeah, you

(01:43:05):
ever know? Never mind, I feel like we asked Nancy
for a definition not long ago. What is she doing?
What do we pay her for? Nancy? What is the
definition of the word that we asked you? What is
the word that we asked you for? A definition?

Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
For fatoah? I believe a ruling on a point of
Islamic law given by recognized authority.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
Why is that funny? I don't know, because I don't understand.
Can you Is there a sentence that you could use
it in?

Speaker 7 (01:43:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:43:38):
So someone said fat?

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
What you guys are immature? I like immature, unbelievable. All right,
Nancy is a good fit. We'll leave it at that. Nancy,
you're dismissed. Uh so, Yeah, there was some fat to watts.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
There's some fake eyelashes on the nightstand. Anyway, that night
I had a cheeseburger and a couple of few beers.
And a couple few beers.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
This I thought punctuation was important.

Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
He started drinking okay, and I went to sleep, probably
around eleven pm.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
The one different Oh sorry, fat, twats is funny.

Speaker 2 (01:44:26):
The one difference of this room to the one on
the second floor, in hindsight, was the flooring. The one
on the second floor was carpeted, but this room, Room
one thirty three was a laminent what now stories you
know the fake hard woodshit? Oh thank you, I forgot
a that. I wake up from my sleep to hear

(01:44:50):
a noise in the room. The sound was of bare
feet walking slapping again, So can you use this how.

Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
Like Nancy walks clap clap, clap. I remember looking down
when she would talk to me I would stand on
her feet. She asked me, she's like the top. How
many pairs of shoes do you? Ow? I'm like, Nancy,
you know you don't fit. Yeah, just huge. You got
to cut the toes of your shoes out.

Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
Just I kept Nancy at at arm's length at Brohemian Grove,
but I still stood on her feet.

Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
Yeah, I mean you kept her at arm's length and
she still put her arm around you. Yeah. It was weird. Yeah,
she kept trying to choke me. Yeah, it was choking
that she was trying to do. Yeah, it was like
it looked like a like a weird kind of hug
with her fingers around my neck. It was strange.

Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
I woke up from my sleep to hear the noise
in the room, the sound of bare feet slapping against.

Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
The laminate floor. Comment, what did we ask you to do?

Speaker 6 (01:45:46):
Again?

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
All right, all right, stop it at must stop it?
Uh not many steps, just a couple enough to wake
me up. I was sleeping at this moment with a pillow,
kind of hugging it, sleeping face down.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
I don't like that move, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
I like to sleep hugging a pillow, but sometimes I
will roll over under my belly. And that's where like
things try to choke me start to suffocate. Yeah too,
as you get older, maybe just getting old. But sometimes
I'm on my belly and I go, yeah, I wake
a month okay, so so, sleeping face down, I was

(01:46:32):
facing the door with a little light seeping from the
light post outside. Good God, a little light seeping in
from the light post outside. I hear the footsteps and
open my eyes and look around.

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
Nothing. I close my eyes to go back to sleep.
A few short moments later, I go, I am grabbed.

Speaker 3 (01:46:55):
Grab.

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
A few short moments later, I am grabbed. Two arms
suddenly slide under my voluptuous now under my body. If
they slide under your body? Are you grabbed or held?
Who knows? This seems nice? Two arms suddenly slide under
my body? Oh no, he explains, like in wrestling when

(01:47:18):
you go to take somebody down and they sprawl. This
something got double under hooks on you. Under hooks. Yeah,
you're wrestling with God out here. That's crazy. Shout out Jacob,
Shout out Jacob.

Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
This person had double under hooks lying their chest on
my back. As I grabbed the back of their arms
and dryceps Damn, this guy's grab I.

Speaker 1 (01:47:40):
Can he goes, Wow, Okay, this is crazy. So how
does he grabbed?

Speaker 3 (01:47:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
Because they're they're under him, behind him. They're they're they're
behind him. He's laying down there on his back. They're
giving the under hook with the big feet and they're
doing the thing. They're blapping their feet.

Speaker 2 (01:47:56):
You know if if it's you know, come to think
of it, well, doesn't make any sense. It makes sense
because if they're if they're doing it to his back,
that's one thing. But imagine how you would be in
a position where you sprawled.

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
Yeah, so you sprawl on them up and you got
under You feel about this then you can gin Tonic says,
I'm tolder than my wife, but we have the same feet.
Her feet are bath send toad pictures. Uh m.

Speaker 3 (01:48:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
Honestly, would save me a lot of money if my
wife was the same size as me. Oh, that'd be cool.
I mean, you could wear your Jordans, I wear her Jordans.
I'd be like, Babe, I brought you new Jordan's. And
then if you like where that's how I am. When
I'm like babe, I bought you a sword. Yeah, I've
done that. In the past and then you swing it
around yourself and she's just like, what a retard? Thoughtsy, dude,

(01:48:45):
But no, this does make sense. If somebody sprawls on
you and they get under hooks on you, you can
just reach over and grab their triceps. But they have
under hooks on there from the back to the front.
Think about it, though, they holding them like they're they're
on the No, no.

Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
No, not like they're on the Titanic. Like somebody went
to go shoot a shot on you and you sprawled
on that motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:49:04):
Fluffucker. You're pointing it at yourself. Now, that's it. That's
what I'm doing. We just can't.

Speaker 3 (01:49:13):
We can't.

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
I'm starting with the man in the mirror. Oh no,
we just can't continue like this. What you mean, like this,
how we're doing it. There's gotta be a way. There's
got to be something we can do. We can get better.
It takes practice. We've said so many have we said
too many things? Guys, chat, Is this real? When you

(01:49:37):
sprawl on somebody who shoots on you. I'm still trying
to make sense of this. They're just in that regular orientation,
face facing you, facing you, right, Nancy says, stop pointing
the gun at me. I will not I refuse. That's
part of the job. We explained it. Hold on, I
am grabbed, He says, I have been grabbed. I have

(01:49:57):
been grabbed like rest and then he goes. But the
person is double underhooks, lying their chest on my back. Yeah. Yeah,
think about when you sprawl on somebody, you put their chest,
you put your chest in their back, got you, and
then you can spin. He's a bad position. He's been
sprawled on. You've been sprawl like sprawled. You've been sprawled on, baby, Yeah,
but usually like somebody sprawls on me sometimes like their

(01:50:19):
face is still up and my face is still up.
If I'm trying to take them down. If you really
get sprawled on, he's been. This dude committed. Yeah, he's
fully sprawled. Okay, got you. He's been sprowled. You got sprawled,
he's been he has been grabbed.

Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
I have been grabbed and sprawled skinned Okay, so uh triceps.
I can feel this person's skin. It feels like an
older woman. Damn, bro, you got sprawled on by an
old lady.

Speaker 1 (01:50:51):
Call myself. This is hard. You sprawled on by old lady.

Speaker 2 (01:50:58):
Bro loose cold skin, maybe from the cold night air,
not damp, but cold. She wasn't wearing much, but then
again I couldn't see her.

Speaker 1 (01:51:11):
It felt like a.

Speaker 2 (01:51:14):
Not quite lingerie, but something light like that. Maybe a
trans transient. Oh, transient woman, Nancy, that one? What does
transient mean?

Speaker 1 (01:51:26):
Nancy? If you would please and and and and you know,
make it, make itast yeah, and interrupt. I don't like
waiting for my definitions. Oh time pause, We're going to
bring the show in for a second. But this is
a great Uh, we can do this. I won't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:51:43):
We could do that now, lasting only for a short time.

Speaker 1 (01:51:46):
Resting only for a short time. Last, now, let me
tell you lasting lasting, lasting only for a short time.
I'm familiar as a banger. Good job, dude, that's a
joke like that. This is a Christian show. Somebody called God,

(01:52:07):
somebody called Jesus. Let him.

Speaker 2 (01:52:09):
Let him know what I just said. Is it okay
if it's self deprecating? Spencer says, Oh my god, did
I just hear Nancy's voice?

Speaker 1 (01:52:17):
Hey, Spencer, Yeah, dog nds karaoke though, this is a
really fun Yeah no, yes, yeah, yeah, this is why
we invite the guests here. They come here. They we
make them sing, make them sweat, yeah, sweat, sprawl on them,
sprawl on them. See how they do. Now you go,

(01:52:37):
get gets sprawled on and then I'm gonna sprawl on
you again.

Speaker 3 (01:52:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:52:40):
Knock the cameras over. That's it. And then we go
to the next room. We do karaoke dog and record it.
That would be fun. Why would we go to the
to the next room we do carry the party room.
I don't understand, all right, what do you mean that,
guys one two three in the chat? If you want
to see David do karaoke three two one in the chat.

(01:53:00):
If you don't understand, what's not to understand?

Speaker 2 (01:53:04):
Uh, maybe a transient woman who had somehow hid in
my room it had come out now.

Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
Yeah, it makes no sense, but I can surely feel her.
My attitude at this moment was not fear. It was
calm and determined.

Speaker 2 (01:53:21):
Shout out to determined, tcg on whatnot he sells me
Pokemon cards? Shout out, there is a strange woman in
my room attacking me. I have to get this situation
under control. I can't let you get close to me.

Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
Yeah, I mean David's move would be a double hammer
fist to her, yeah, to her spine, Yeah, exactly, smash it,
fracture and your set. Well, I remember when I was, well,
what if she's made out of wood, right, that's like that. Well,
that's when you know, you rebuke her in the name
of Christ. If it's a puppet that looks like a woman,
you rebukeer in the name of Christ.

Speaker 2 (01:53:58):
When I was younger, I had been sleep paralysized and
I probably I had a fan probably binormal beat down
myself in a sleep paralysis, and I felt as though
I was being choked into my bed, face down into
my pillow, choked into it like or like you know,
like being forced down now because you can't choke the

(01:54:19):
back of my neck I've tried. It was really, you know,
the pillow was suffocating me, and I didn't take it
as a paranormal thing. I felt as though I thought
it was my mom, yeah, because that was the only
person I knew that was home, Like, why was she
choke me? Well, first I thought she was being a
silly goose, which was like kind of funny, but then

(01:54:40):
I was, you know, I was running out of air
and I was like, why is my mom trying to
kill me?

Speaker 1 (01:54:45):
And then I thought my mom wouldn't try to kill me.
So then I went, oh my god, there is an
intruder in my home trying to kill me. By the way,
binoral beat down by noiral beat down. Go get that shirt.
This is a fun one. I enjoyed making that one.
Damn the style of doctor sus almost anyway, continue your story.
Is this a dream? No, it's real life. I eventually,

(01:55:08):
in real life, I'm going to your house out.

Speaker 2 (01:55:10):
I eventually stopped being paralyzed and then got out of
it and it was just nobody was in my room.

Speaker 1 (01:55:17):
Wow, very spooky. You should write into the show. I
should write into it. It's a travesty that Merkel hasn't
had you on. No, I won't go on a show now.
I don't blame you. Yeah, I don't blame me either. Oh,
Nancy's out. Nancy left, Nancy. You all right, try to
log back in. We'll figure out take that. We sent
you the link, Nancy, the original link that you used

(01:55:40):
to get in is what you She's a She's still
trying to knocking at the door. Nancy, kocking at the door.
This is coming out of your pay All right, let's
wrap this up. Because I have a feeling I am sweating. Yeah.
My attitude in that moment was not fear. It was
common determined. There was a strange woman in my room
attacking me. I have to get this situation under control,
under control. So at that moment, I pulled down hard,

(01:56:05):
really hard, with my left hand on her right arm,
and shoot my right arm into the air to topple
her off me. This is like, this is like wrestling.
This is like he's teaching you the correct way. That's interesting. Yeah, yeah,
I do this powerfully and she is gone, what what the.

Speaker 8 (01:56:34):
New?

Speaker 1 (01:56:35):
Drop? That's a good one.

Speaker 8 (01:56:36):
What the f.

Speaker 2 (01:56:39):
I have time now, I have time to be scared.
I turn on all the lights and scour the room. Nothing,
no one.

Speaker 1 (01:56:47):
I checked the clock and thank god, it was not
three o'clock. A worse imagine if I remember correctly, if
it was, would be like, yeah, yeah, maybe a transient
woman would have attacked me. Trans If I remember right
it was four to twenty three am, that's still a spooky.
I'm sure a donut has something.

Speaker 2 (01:57:06):
Oh yeah, one hundred percent, that's the Lion's gate butt
whole hour or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:57:11):
I prayed to God hard.

Speaker 2 (01:57:14):
I prayed that nothing like that would ever happen to
me again, and stayed awake until I chicked.

Speaker 1 (01:57:18):
Out a couple of hours later.

Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
Damn, I have driven past this place many times and
always look over, but have never stayed since. I hope
you guys are well and let me know if you
want to hear about some other things I have experienced.
Thanks again, Jake footnotes, We do want you to Yeah,
I would like for you to write in again.

Speaker 1 (01:57:41):
Yeah, jee, this was nice. It was nice talking with
you your cube. What were the footnotes? Oh, it's an image.

Speaker 2 (01:57:50):
You got to bring it on the Oh no, but
it says something, Oh footnotes, old hag syndrome is real.

Speaker 1 (01:57:56):
It was this lady. Oh what terrific dude? Oh who
wrote that? He said? It was this lady. Let me
tell you something. I could beat the brakes off of her. Yeah, yeah, no,
I would ten out of ten times. I am wrecking
this woman. Yeah, but I don't appreciate the effort that

(01:58:16):
she put into doing this to me.

Speaker 4 (01:58:18):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:58:18):
If I ever got disrespectfully sprawled on by a woman
that looked like that, you had better believe I would
kill her so that she could never tell the story. Well,
I think she's not really alive. I would kill what
a crazy thing? Why would this thing like sprawl on them?
Like do you ever see you watch some of us

(01:58:38):
probably shot on her, Like Daniel Cormier, he does this
all the time. If like he probably just did this
hamzad or DDP. Whatever happened to Nancy. She never came back.
She's just like quit. She's like, I don't like these guys.
They keep aiming guns at me. So he'll go up
to them they're in the fight week when they're doing
their things at the hotel, and he'll shake their hand
and he'll pat them this way that way, and then

(01:59:00):
he'll shoot on him. Yeah like that, Like just I
feel like this is what this lady was doing to
the guy. She's like playing me. She fully sprawled on him.
She's slapping. That's that's a crazy Well. Sometimes it gets
there with DC. Sometimes he'll sprawl like he'll he'll shoot
on the dude and it gets serious and the people
in the hotel are like they're just like dudes that
are staying at the hotel, Like what I like it? Yeah, yeah,
that's what it feels like. She kind of like, you know,

(01:59:22):
I don't know what are you about? I don't know. Yeah,
maybe she's just testing you. What are you about? You
want to so you think you think you some ship?
He stopped his takedown. Stop this take. You can't stop
this tape down. Yeah, man, it's one thing to be
paralysized by an old hag, one thing to get spralled on,
another thing to get blapped.

Speaker 2 (01:59:40):
Well, let me tell you if if she spun on him,
if he didn't take that right arm with his left
arm and then and she turned into his back, he's
getting shot on.

Speaker 1 (01:59:49):
He's got these under hooks. He reaches over and he's
that's kind of confused. It seems like he isolates one
arm right and he shoots up. Yeah. I don't know.
It's a weird description.

Speaker 2 (02:00:01):
But if she would have spun on him, she'd have
blapped him up. Should imagine she'd blapped him up. She
took his back to black black flat. Now, now we're
dealing with the different stories, we're dealing with black blat flat,
black black plat.

Speaker 1 (02:00:15):
That's a good place to leave it. I think if
you have any stories that you'd like us to ridicule,
you can send them over to Chronicles NDS at gmail
dot com that's a great way to fill our content holes,
fill your content holes. It's a mutually beneficial relationship and
it's good for everybody. Was it good for you, guys?
Because it was good. Was it as good for you
as it was for me? Probably not? Probably not. Guys,

(02:00:41):
we gotta leave. He pulled. He did it again. It's
a in the.

Speaker 4 (02:00:49):
Corner of the rooms.

Speaker 7 (02:01:02):
Because helped his fast exposition to trust the pictures.

Speaker 4 (02:01:08):
Time and they had

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