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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Top Lobs of production.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We so we never want to be not yeah, man.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's not one ship.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
It's like we all know what's going down, but no
one saying it would happened to the woman a Breave
takings on this now, but no one's talking about they
know this holiday please, and everybody's just.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Walking around in the times of wont awakens.
Speaker 6 (00:47):
And that is a great but lay, we need to
be ready to raise our well gons to the ends
of the everybody is lay, only some of a wins them.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That's the intro. Shut up, dude. Welcome back, ladies and
gentlemen to another episode of Nephelum Death Squad. What episode
number is this?
Speaker 7 (01:10):
This is episode number I don't know, six millions something
like that. That something.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Guys. I am David Lee Corbo aka the Raven. That's
the fucking part where you clap. Uh yeah, I like that.
I like to think that they clap in their car
when he said I'm David. That's what they do every time.
This is Top Lobs of the Father of Disinformation.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Before we get into today's episode, I would like to
remind all of our live viewers that this is the
thirty minute preview Oh, it's not true.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
It's not true. I'm just playing with you, guys.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
He's gonna plug the Patreon to like, I.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Would like to welcome you all to Brohemian Grove.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Three.
Speaker 7 (01:52):
Thank you guys for coming. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Uh really, let's give a round of applause to top
Lobster for throwing all of this together, literally just throwing
it all together.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
I know we have a limited amount of time, so
I'm very excited to get into it.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Are you excited?
Speaker 8 (02:06):
Did did the owners tell us like he did running
the show say we had a limited amount of time?
Speaker 7 (02:10):
That's right, Yeah, that's how it goes. I thought it
was our show. It's not our show.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Can we have a round of applause for our guest today.
This is actually the first time that he's on the show.
It's crazy, which is very cool.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Please, ladies and.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Gentlemen, give it up for sweet Sammy t Sam triple
me very song, Tyler. Play a song? There he goes,
play a song, you son of a bitch.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Wait a second, Sam, Wait a second. We're gonna do
it right way, Tyler. If what do we pay him for?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
If we're not paying him here.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
We go talk to the brother.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Guys giving up for my children, everybody. What a great
night they did. Daddy is pro break back Tower Gang,
bring it back.
Speaker 8 (03:12):
I'm sure that there's a there's a dollar amounts that
we can Yeah, we're good at negotiation.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
We paid Sam tripley quite a bit to be here.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
This is very nice, right, And that was the only
the only way he was gonna come on was he
agreed six million dollars.
Speaker 8 (03:26):
Six million, dude, for everybody lost. Everybody has a number.
Maybe maybe Tower Gang has.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Their money their loss. Let's go what was worse?
Speaker 8 (03:36):
What was worse?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Real quick? Give it up for fucking Alex who runs
his fucking ship? Where's Alan?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
I hope, I hope if there is a god in heaven,
he sings some songs, Tomile, because that guy's got a
golden voice.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Alex, where are you over there?
Speaker 7 (03:51):
You're gonna try to make him sing, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Alex? He wants that's dressed old game, dude.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Look at this guy. That's a real person, Dude, that's
that grand theft auto. That's that's a real human being
right there.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
What a fucking great guys, that is my future ten years.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Look at this guy this.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
This is Raven in twenty years or five years of
five years hard methemphetamines.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Either way, there's.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Nothing wrong with that. Honestly, if that's what methan gets me,
I'm not afraid.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I'm not afraid. Uh this whole I forget what happened.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Alex hit me up a long time ago and he
was like, come play my place, and I was like,
what's it called. He goes to the joke joint and
I'm like, okay, I'll come do it. And then you know,
all you guys were hit me up like hey man,
we're gonna come out to the show. I'm like, let's
all do something together. And we made it into a
tiny little event. And then you guys were smart enough
and you guys made it. Now we're in the thirty
(04:42):
year this thing, and you pretty fucking cool.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Man.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I'm really happy for you guys.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You didn't ask Stephen about the name.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
You just stole it.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Well, actually I stole it after my friends. You know what,
I'm willing to say that I stole the name from Steven.
He stole our moonman. I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
What is that I'm I'm gonna I love you what
and Waco Stephen did Waco sweets. Damn Stephen did Waco
when he used my Moonman to do with friends. Uh,
you know, I did his third eyed Carnival in a
literally hurricane. The people who threw together you were there.
(05:24):
Half the people did. The fucking guys who were running
it didn't even show up. Christian the last Vagabonds, Like, dude,
it's a it's a tornado hurricane. I'm not showing up.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I'm like, I'm doing stand up.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Why some crazy soap girls running around yelling and screaming
at everybody about nine to eleven?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
And what was it?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Was it a fucking was it a hurricane?
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Or was it a.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
There was what? Tornado?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah, dude, cows were getting chucked and I'm driving through
empty farmland the only thing there. I'm like, I'm gonna
get killed by lightning and get superpowers of just fucking
ship my pants.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
What Stephen didn't know is that you have to pay
Jews a certain amount of money for then we're not
used to not use their weather weaponry on you.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Listen, I'm hearing what you're saying, and I'm just thinking,
you guys should have went through the proper channels.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Not enough shekels, not enough shekels to avoid the weather manipulation.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Look, I love that you can say Jews, niggers, Pagot's hair.
It's fucking grind. We're back favores.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
My wife's in the back end. You just like we
have a nigger chart. So that's two. That's two market down.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
I think we paid for about six. We can have six,
so there's two of them.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
We have four more.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
No, his heart, his heart, it goes out to you.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
That's all.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
He's stretching his arm. It's a rotator cuff issue, that's all.
That's all.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Something's gonna have a felony tonight.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
You know what I want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I want to talk about how this is the last
show before World War three. We're gonna have World War three,
and this is the last event that you guys are
gonna make it too before you're all fucking dead.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
A lot of you guys might not even get home,
which is crazy. You might be stuck here for a
little while. I think they're gonna.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Target this building. Hey, dude, everyone's worried about it. Not me, dude.
If that nuke comes I'm gonna fair catch that ship.
I'm gonna fair catch it.
Speaker 8 (07:13):
Bang just hit me, get it over with, all right,
all right, so real question, Like there's a there's a
lot of conspiracy creators here and I got I got
caught talking with seven over here, seven seas shout out, yes, shoutouts.
We're just we're in the corner. And he's like, dude,
nukes just completely fake. And I was like, tell me
about tell me about the because I think so too,
and like we were just breaking it down, so.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Like I'm not even worried.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
No, I'm not at all.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
And if they do knew, I'm sorry for you. Like
it's la oh yeah, you.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Got New York first, but then they might go, hey,
something's gonna happen in New York and then bang hit la.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Did anybody see the fake and gay list from Israel
for the Samson option?
Speaker 7 (07:51):
Has anybody seen that online?
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Going around?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Who's on it?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Sam Tripley's house?
Speaker 8 (07:57):
It was?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
It was uh New York, it was DC. Alrighty, no question, no, yeah,
hold on a second, now we got to get through
the nuke list.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Them.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh Colorado, La Colorado was for a nor Rad location.
It's not the airport.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
No, no, that's Denver, right, and they're gonna leave that
because they're a big fan.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
In Colorado.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
No, no, no, I know, but it's not the is
it the nor Rad thing?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Is that a red I know that. I know we've
been on your show a bunch, but I deal with
this ship constantly.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Like you guys are great.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I haven't even started making up words yet. Give give
me some space, baby, give me some space.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
To work the mumble wrapper of conspiracy.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Well, I figure if I say it fast and under
my breath, nobody notices. Everybody notices. It's indicative.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
You know, it's indicative, baby, It's indicative.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
My clip that went viral from Rogan, I just busher words?
Speaker 6 (08:51):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Immigration? I said, I'm like, uh no, he knows I'm retarded.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Is that the key to like successful conspiracy podcasting? Like
you can't pronounce words correctly?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
No, you're you guys know all the names?
Speaker 10 (09:03):
I know?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
No, no, please, you're giving us too much credit.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
I know none of the name, but you.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Guys kill it.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Like literally, Xavier Guerrero I called XG because I'm like,
I can't say your name, so you're just gonna.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Be And that is His name by everybody is x G.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
It's a great name.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
It's a good name. It's a solid name, just like
I'm a retar. I like it because people think I'm him,
So I like that name.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, and that's cool.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
G No. It's interesting with the nukes because if you study,
it's just one of those things where it's like it's
so ingrained into you that people can't even understand it.
It's just like study the footage where they're like, look
at the effects of a nuke, and you're like, dude,
that's a model. That's so obviously models. But they were
so naive back then. And then just like I've been
(09:50):
to Hiroshima man, you know, and to do stand up,
which is really weird.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
They need it.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
They need some laughs. They need some laughs.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Whoa dude, drop an M bombs right? Want me to
get rock hard?
Speaker 6 (10:01):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I believe I could see, dude, it's so.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Hard to podcast stiff.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I'm so glad we're not at the theater so hard.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
Let me just let me do this.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Can we do this?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Can we go say that?
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I want to see everybody. If you believe that nukes
are real, raise your hand.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
You fucking you.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Of course the Book of Mormon.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Believe Helen Tablets. Yeah, this guy, dude, you're your magical underwears.
I'm too tight right now.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
I think that was a good sample size.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
We had five people in this crowd of roughly two
hundred people, and only five people believe it, and that
a lot of them are lying.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I looked.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Even my wife was like, what the fuck are you?
Told him? She's upset. My wife's upset too. She's like,
they're already digging deep into the nigger well, and this
is a huge problem.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
Write it down that five are you keeping count?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I can only do two more, and I have a
joke with at least three n words in it.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
So I wanted to call Jake Shields a nigga wherever
this oh yeah, okay is in fact and nigger?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
All right, Alex, can we have some more? As far
as I'm concerned.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Our social credit scores ship right now?
Speaker 8 (11:08):
It was six each rights just smoked well, yeah, six
eighteen sixty six, Yeah we get eighteen.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Andrew Carp's fucking devil hornhair is just growing every m bobba.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
You want to know something crazy?
Speaker 8 (11:20):
I sold VIP tickets According to the theater, like how
much we could accommodate in the theater. And then I
looked at like this, like we gotta do the T
shirts and all the shit. And it turned out to
be thirty three.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
And I'm just like Illuminati con six N words six
and we're six. It's like just this com not good,
not good, not good, not good.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
I don't know why you guys, Sam planned it as.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
So I did Andrew. I've said this.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I did Andrew Wilson show yesterday and we were talking
about that Bauschard guy.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Do you know the guy who like channels channels people?
Speaker 7 (11:54):
Uh, he does this thing with his hands like this
the yoni.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
So like the whole show, we're making fun of this.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
And then right at the end, I'm just like goodbye, everybody,
bang and I do that, and just the comment section
lit up.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
With sap you're doing hair signals?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Are you fucking doing hair signals?
Speaker 7 (12:13):
You kabbala bracelet wearing motherfucker?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
There it is. Oh, you guys, set me the fuck up.
You guys, set me the fuck up.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
We did that.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Hey, can I get one of these green ones? No,
we're gonna give you a red.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
One, Eh, buddy.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Everybody meet us, meet us outside after for the child sacrifice.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Welcome to Sam Tripley's humiliation ritual Wadies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Who's on the other side of that gloriole.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
You're gonna have to find out? Well, you know, all right,
a right, So back to the nuke thing. What does
seem to be real? We're talking about nukes because this
plays into the bigger picture. What about the nuke thing?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
What is up with newkes?
Speaker 1 (12:50):
It's clear to me that all the radiation they told
us that was gonna be it wasna It's indicative to
me that they said these places are gonna be inhospitable
for thousands of years because of the radiation. I will say, though,
they're not inhospitable.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
When you look at Japan, they're all like gay cat
boys running around this way.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
So maybe nukes on Lukes are literally a gay weapon.
It could be like spiritual radiation, a gay bomb.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah, a bio game on gay It definitely could happen.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
But you look at your nobyl right, I mean like
they're like, dude, you gotta get a hazmat suit.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah to walk around?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Well, what about that like fox over there that's just
running around chasing that fucking squirrel.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
What about all the vegetation everywhere?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Well, to be fair, some of those deer had two heads,
and that's a little fucking alarming. But you know that
could be. That could happen anywhere. Adaptation, Bro, when you
shoot a buck with two heads, Oh that's killer, that's killer.
But it's clearly a lie.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Everything's lie, everything's about control. I'm about to drop an episode.
I was supposed to this morn, but I just flew in.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
But about the myth of aids, it's a total bullshitt,
so crazy, So stop wearing condoms, keep bair packing everybody.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Hey, let's go fucking wrong.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
It's literally not it's you can't transmit it. It doesn't
even exist. They've never even found it act. But what
they found is it.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Was fauci right, shout out. If anyone has aids, hands
up there.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
You're good to go.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
You're saying to more people have aids than believe in nukes.
I don't know what that statistic says about this fucking crowd,
but I like it. It's fucked up.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I like it a lot.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Conspiracy theories have money, dog, that's your demographic.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
You know, hit those gay dollars to AIDS.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
If you have AIDS in this crew, it's because you
didn't believe it was real and you had to find
out for yourself. You didn't take the official narrative on
AIDS and you had to go and find out for yourself,
which I appreciate about you guy, Gainful lesson for sure. Yeah,
but it's first hand experience, so it's not real. Who
told you that, fauci yea yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
The guess drops smile. It's this woman, Canadian woman.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Again, I'm bad with names, but it literally drops tomorrow
and she breaks it all down, like what what the
actual AIDS test is so insanely stupid. It's like three
different AIDS tests, And what they have to do is
they have to dilute your blood so thin to find
it that when they do regular blood, no one tests positive.
It's when they just dilute the loute, dilute the loute.
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Then all of a sudden you find AIDS. It's like
crazy too, and like and you know, you always hear
rappers and you always hear like black comics talking about
how AIDS was a weapon against black people. Totally true, dude.
The way they they always test positive. It's done on
purpose and that's why. And she brought it up on
the show. It's like all the commercials for prep or
(15:37):
any AIDS medication is always gay black mass.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
Let me ask you something. You're saying that it's not
so bad, right, have you ever seen a Jamaican dance hall?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Have you ever seen a Jamaican dance hallod, I'm not
very mad at the AIDS epidemic.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
I've seen a lot of Jamaican dance halls.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Then you got to thin the herd. Do listen, this
is not what this shows about.
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Hold on, hold on, cause that.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
The thin the herds with people that don't reproduce.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
They do kill.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Did you know that black babies are aborted than they
are bored? I learned that.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Man, we got into this quick.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I'm just saying I learned a statistic. I wanted to
share it with you guys.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Part of the show where we're doing that's really crazy
because abortion clinics.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
The line outside looks like a yoga class of white chests.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Well it's a black baby.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Top lopster with the banger no waist mixing. That's another
So you know what this sounds like it sounds like
I want to bring it.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I really think this is the Nephelin death squad to tea, dude,
this is it.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
This is it, baby.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
The only rails we got the ones we're snoring.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
So so yeah, wait a second, uh uh?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
The look at him? Does he not look like it?
I look like I do a lot of cocaine.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
I know that you.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I look like that.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
I am selling cocaine that.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Puts the fentanyl in the coke.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
That's what you look like, not the coke that I
use for everybody else. So what you've described here sounds
a lot like Fauci doing the same ship.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Right.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
He's running mascot for the COVID vaccine and everything, and
he's also we're using the PCR test, which is also skewed.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Uh that seven C shouted that out that test.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Interestingly enough, the fucking guy who who created it died
say the name.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
I believe that the reason Carrie Mollis got u Nobel
Peace Prize for that is because they realize it gave
them the opportunity to basically say, people have whatever they
want to have. That's that's why, and I think that's
why he was so tortured later because he realized what
he had done. He released this tool that allowed them
(17:36):
to just give us all bio weapons.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
He's the fucking Oppenheimer of it, right.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
I begome that I figured this out recently. Like I
was telling a shout out to Clint. I was telling him,
shout out.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
Clint Clinton, worry about did you ever know that?
Speaker 4 (17:49):
True?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I miss?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I was telling him.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
I'm like, listen, you can play like a conservative with
your tweets, but I'm like, the reality is you could
just do whatever you want. And then I said watch this,
and I did whatever the fuck I wanted, and everybody
was like, you can't do that, and then I did
and then But that's the same thing. It's a PCR test,
but like a social PCR test, like I just do whatever,
and yeah, and the reality doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
It's crazy, go outside, do whatever you want.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
We do whatever.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
We've already dipped into the the the N word, well
all right, quite a many times, and I've not been
shot once.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
Okay, there, shoot that man, shoot that man, am Red,
we will sacrifice unbelievable kill this email over here.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
But it's the same thing. It's kind of amazing you.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Talking about it looks like dungeons and dragons.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Do you want to talk about history on repeat? I mean,
I forgot who it was it said. It doesn't repeat,
but it rhymes. It's the same ship. We toted the
same motherfucker out in Fauci in front of you know,
the world stage again and did the exact same ship
that we did with the AIDS epidemic. I actually talked
to seven Ce's recently. He doesn't believe that COVID exists
at all. And what's wild about that is if you
(19:03):
were paying us, is he a sponsor on?
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Ah, he's got good information, dog, I don't.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I'm just using him. Have you seen his charts?
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Oh, he's got the best charts. He's got the best charts,
says he says. All my friends are fucking controlled. That
was a fun episode. I'm like, oh my god, I'm
having dinner with that guy in fucking an hour, right.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
But he's wearing his fucking Kabala bracelet, isn't.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
He's like, let me tell you how Joe Rogan is
being paid seventeen ways by the juice.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Yes, rain and shackles on him.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
That's it. But uh uh, the COVID epidemic. What was
interesting about it was when he said that that he
didn't think it existed. He thought it was five G,
which was interesting because during the lockdowns the only fucking
thing that was being manufactured were five G towers, and
I thought that was really strange. Right, But if you
focused on the flu numbers, let's say every year, annually, annually, right,
for the past one hundred years, five million people died
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from the flu. Six million, six million people died from
this seems a little high, right, And you keep going
on five point five million for years, years and years.
All of a sudden, twenty twenty rolls around. It's fucking
like two hundred people died of the flu around, except
that there's a flu. We we it's it's your god show.
They're so diabolical, these people.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
It's not the fucking flu, it's your body's detoxing toxins
and that's an exi zone and that's what they're telling you.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Where shit is.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
I'm so excited to talk to Alex after the show
because he's like, these guys are saying stuff about ivermectin.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I don't know what's going on, and that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Alex notes, bro Alex, do you have kids? Oh my god,
selling birth your children? That's amazing, Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (20:39):
I love Alex dude the way he's I love to
watch that guy of sex one time.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
At least once.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
The war crimes that come out of his mouth. I
love him.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
We're gonna, we're gonna fix it.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
But it's toll bullshit. It's all bullshit.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Just like animals have mating season, we have this detox season,
and they've labeled it the flu, so everyone thinks they
get fucking sick, and really your body is just detoxing
and you have to flush out the detox and is
and and now you see people getting the flu in July,
June and July.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
That's the five G.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
That's the the the the Tim James came on, it's
it's the snake phanom.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
They're splitting us with snake venom. They're putting snake venom
in all of our shit.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
They're pumping five G into our fucking faces. Now they're
trying to Now he's trying to roll out six G.
Apparently that's great. That's gonna end real will and I
think we're gonna have another pandemic around the same time
host doesn't have any more testicles to lose it. I
literally lost a testicle, So now you're down to nun
or one just to what it's kind of like a boomerang.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Yeah, you're doing better than our Shafir. I've seen his
nuts too many times.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Not good.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
He has this one big nut and then he has
a tiny moon nut.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Doesn't everybody?
Speaker 3 (21:49):
It's what no, I have high and tight nuts. I
don't even know how I have kids.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I'm like, you know what, they was expecting a bang
to come out of my deck.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Those are fighting nuts, that's what those are. They get
sucked up u into your body because you're ready for combat.
He has the posture when he comes up to you
like he's like, yeah, he's gonna hit you.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
I'm so tired.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
You know what's funny the Deva for a second, I
watched for the whole the whole show is a deva.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
We derail, all right, it's what we do.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I watched Sam Tripley stick and move dressed as a pinata,
and I said, oh, fucking ship sir, oh ship carnival
of combat. They dressed him. I don't know why they
did that to humiliation ritual I'm sure we're paying up
to the Jews. But they dressed him as a pinata.
And then I watched him fuck people up in the
ring and what they what You didn't realize it was chaotic.
(22:38):
There's like six or seven motherfuckers in the ring. But
if you watch the corner where Sam Tripley's working, it's tight,
it's inside, everything's working. It's fucking phone booth boxing. And
I said, like his balls, like his balls. And I said,
I just want to give you your flowers because.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
I like I'm castrated, and then sauce comes can bang.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
That was that was actually a warning? Yeah, you guys,
everybody's getting pregnant. I don't think that was the warning
I thought. I thought we were saying, you got the gift,
that's the gift that keeps on giving.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Like everything is a side people go, Is everything conspiracy
because it's not happening over two weeks, a month, a year.
This is like hundreds, if not thousands of years. They've
been running this ship on us, and they just keep
getting deeper. And now it's like it just seems like
they're at this point where it's like either all in
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or not, and it just seems like they're all in
right now, and there's just I mean, these Zionists are
just looking like retards, right, Kosher retards.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Maybe we don't want to get cancer.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
All right, Well we got kicked out one theater. Let's
just fucking bring us.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Good money to do this event, Sam Tripley, you where
you add on aliens?
Speaker 8 (23:50):
Because we're talking about thousands of year old siop and
so if you want to talk about like biblical precedent,
there's aliens in the Bible, or what we think is aliens,
there's aliens.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Today we're playing footsaet with this ship. Where are you
where you personally?
Speaker 9 (24:02):
I know you?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
You?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
You got some stuff going on at the uh at
the Comedy of Dojo, the guy that runs.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
That, that's Dojo of Comedy.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Yeah, Joe Comedy.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Sorry wait wait wait this is interesting right because we
had that drone incursion, We had that droning cursion over
New Jersey, and that was a weird.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
We never got satisfactory answers for what the.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Oh you know what I think that is?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Pelleteer?
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Ah, I think everything is a test to see if
you're how we will react to it. Things like oh,
it's China. Oh it's Iran, Oh it's Aliens. Then why
didn't they have FAA regulation fucking lighting on them? Why
are they going blue, red and white?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Bi pee pee pee pee pee peep?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Because that's our government.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
But why why were some of them like the the
eye of Ezekiel, like the you know what he's yeah,
like what's the to be honest, it's the fog of war? Right,
We're getting all kinds of weird videos. We don't know
when those videos are from, we don't know if they're
even fucking real. Because AI has reached a point I
believe everything.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
I mean, that's where it's a fun place to be.
But I I I believe that.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
You know, I just said ninjas are butterflies, and we
were and we were talking about that, and uh, you know,
the whole thing of Israel, and like Ted Cruz getting
his fucking lady Dick kicked in by Tucker and and
I know Tucker's is like C I A and all
that ship, but he's got the same bracelet, not the
same bracelet.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Be careful.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
I just love I love pro wrestling, so I'll watch it, right,
And you know, Ted Cruise is such a piece of shit.
They that people said he was a zodiac killer, and
he ran with it as a pr stunt, like pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I'm not that bad.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
I kill people, That's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
So so he was like, you know from the Bible,
those who uh support Israel will be blessed, you know.
And but Israel isn't a location. It's not a geographic location.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
It's the ideology of those who support Jesus that that
is what Israel is.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
And when you have a fucking talomode tell the extra
Talmud and you're like saying that Jesus is an excrement,
Like I don't think of those people.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
That's not cool.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
It's also like I had I had replied to him,
because I'm like, read the rest of the chapter.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Like it's like we're through throughout the rest of the book.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
It's like and then Israel sucked, and then the next
book was like and then they sucked to and God
continues to like go further from them as the dispensations.
I'm like, read the rest of it, yeah, reading, Yeah,
but you know, Cherry pick, it's fine. It's also like
the government of Israel, is that what they mean? They
at the Government of Israel and the Lord said, love
bebe and all this war shout support BB and Yahoo, and.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
You have fucking Loura Lumer and her lady dick would
I mean, she's got a dick and you built the
fucking lips allegedly. I mean, just making stupid comments like,
you know, like oh, we need polunteer to come save us,
and then she's like, oh, oh the poor dead Palestinian babies.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
You know how psycho you have to be to write
those words shout out misfit Patriot.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Well you know, Sam, why isn't he here here?
Speaker 8 (27:07):
Yeah, mister fister, thank you very I'm not going to
fight anybody today. But that's interesting because your boy Tim
Dillon kind of like broke the seal on.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
This Bye boy, Shane Cashman's boy, Shane cash Absolute.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I love Shane Cashman. He's seen you in pictures with Tim.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
You guys, I've been Yeah, he didn't come on my episode.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
It was him.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
It was me and and Shane tag team and Phil
what's Phil's last name? Le bon teacher is a word
for your Yeah, well he got his gooch work that
night for sure. And because Phil, not Tim Poole, Tim Dillon.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Ah, I was confused to say, Tim Poole, maybe he's
always on my mind?
Speaker 3 (27:52):
What about you? You're not Tim Poole. Dylan guy.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Of course I loved Dylan.
Speaker 8 (27:56):
He blew the lid off of this palant your thing
when he said that Peter has been inviting him to
the house and he's like, I just can't do it.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
And it's like, I love how he breaks that third wall.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
He's like, if I do that, my fan base is
gonna look at me and say, what the fuck are
you talking about? But and then he said, within the
next six months, you're gonna see a lot of people
supporting this list, the Palenteer list, and then also like
nonsensical things. So Tim Dillon is, in my opinion, you
Tim Dillon, Oh Benjamin, People like you guys are real comedians.
That comedian's job is to tell the truth, make it funny,
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make it tolerable for the normal people to swallow. And
he's doing it and it's effective. They're gonna kill him.
You're gonna kill won't because he's gay. They can't kill
again gay.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
They don't know what to do. I don't think he's gay.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
I think he's I know, I know people who are
were good friends with his roommates, and they said he's gay.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
If you don't know anybody that had sex with Tim Dillon,
I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
That person come out. Yeah, where's that guy? Exactly?
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Honestly it's the greatest.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
But Tim is very important because he's the best at
delivering facts while making you laugh the whole time, whereas
I like the sledgehammer everything, Like, I get so pissed.
I just want to rip people, dude, I just I
get so angry. So he's very important, dude. He's like
he gets a spoonful of sugar that makes some medicine
go down, and THEO Vonn does that as well.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
They're very important and it's very brave because they they
I mean shadow band to the Dark Realms. I mean,
how many people have lost their YouTube, lost everything, lost
their reach And we all know that Elon Musk is
part of the transit, right, you fucking deserved it.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
Yeah, I actually made the call, but you know that's
what I'm saying, man, those are these are people that
I'm like, as we're doing this and as it's growing
and like like so we're facing the reality of like
doing some of these even though we weren't canceled like
for me, but I say a lot of the same
shit and I'm looking at him, I'm like, we're getting
really close to uh, like the if sarrn, Like, how
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much further do I want to go?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
That's a good question.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Do you ever know you're right all the time?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
I totally believe that you and you guys have got
a great show and it's growing and you know, and
you know, sometimes when you're like working your way up
and your show isn't as big as it is, you
talk mad shit. Yeah, and you're like, nobody's giving it
back to me because they know I'm right and I'm
so bad assnbody realizes nobody's listening to you, so they
don't know who the fuck you are and what the
(30:21):
fuck you're saying. And then you start getting bigger, and
then you start seeing the ship being talked.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Oh you guys never liked this.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Yeah, that's why, like all those guys that are super huge,
like I'm being out, I don't want that ship. I
just want to be able to take care of my
family and then just be able to talk as much
shit as I want. And it's really hard when you're
really that's why they're very good at like, oh they
know what you can say or what you can say,
and they're very good at that. Uh but they're but again,
(30:48):
it gets into this thing and even though Tim and
I Brogans do it too, they're getting into the dangerous dangerous.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
We deal in the dangerous dangerous. There there's they're safe dangerous.
Right like three years.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
After COVID you can kind of go off on COVID.
That is a safe dangerous topic. Now we're all like, yeah,
we got fucked. But you know, it's like early on
after October seventh, Like I really do believe one of
my co hosts left the show and I love him
with all my heart is because I was calling out
Israel and now you can do that.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
There is enough data and people feel safe.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
And has he seen it yet? What has he seen
it yet?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Has he looked at the climate, the cultural climate, the conversation,
the way that it shifted and as he realized that
you were right?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Yeah, I mean, but I don't think he's of an
old school where you don't say that in a podca
And he's the most wonderful human being you ever me.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah, but it's just his wiring isn't built like that.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
And when you do talk about that stuff, like, I
really do believe that there's some good friends of mine
that don't want to be necessarily associated with me because
I do call out Israel and I do call out
the Talmood, and I do call out that all that shit,
And because they're living their best life, living their dreams
in Hollywood that they've actually achieved where they're getting movie
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and TV.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Shit right right, they don't want to fuck with the bag.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Baby.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
It's not hard to get hired, dude, there's like twenty
This is why Hollywood sucks.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
There's too many chefs in the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Yeah, and all you need is one red light out
of twenty red lights and you're not fucking working.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
That's the same thing that I was. I think I
was talking about Tim Dillon with my my cousin. It
might have been Tim Dillon, whoever I was talking about.
It was like, there's only so far that you can go,
and it's like, well, why can you only go so far?
Because I'm about to tell us a dream? Yeah, well
I had this dream, guys. No, it's like the opportunities
top the guiltiest judge, the opportunities will close and they
(32:36):
don't even have to. So you think about like somebody
coming to you and saying, hey, watch your mouth. That
doesn't necessarily happen. I imagine. I imagine the well drives up.
So you start going out for work, yeah, exactly, and
you don't know why. Maybe at first, maybe somebody's willing
to whisper to you, like, hey, dude, you're fucking running
the wrong rhetoric. You're saying crazy shit, and you go, well,
it's the truth, and they go, yeah, but you're saying
crazy shit. So you can't get this job, your your
(32:59):
management can't land you a position, your book, or whatever
the fucking case may be. And then you sail away
off into obscurity and nobody knows because that's the method
that it happens by. It's a slow closing of the door.
Nobody can outright look at you and say, oh, motherfucker
said Israel or whatever, and then boom, the banhammer came down,
Like no, it's just the well kind of dries up,
and it looks like you fucking suck.
Speaker 7 (33:20):
It looks like you can't land jobs anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
And then you know, so the perception isn't that you
just got canceled for talking about the Jews.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
So I got cut from my eighth grade basketball team.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
He was the Jews, and hand to God, I was like,
fuck everybody, I'm never gonna rely on anybody to ever
tell me what is right and what's wrong.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
And hit.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Literally from that point on, I was just this roanan motherfucker.
So I go to Hollywood and I things move very
quickly for me, and then I go to this big festival.
At the time, it was a big festival. It's basically
done now, and I had a horrible set and even
more doors closed on me. But that that built me
for like when COVID hit. When COVID hit, I was fine, dude,
(34:02):
I was super indie. My podcast is doing great. Id
not everybody's liked that. Then they're very afraid because I
call them system entertainers. And you can tell what the
system entertainer is because they'll get a Netflix special and
everyone's talking about it, and then they'll do a YouTube
show and nobody watches it, right, and they only can
thrive through the industry and giving them the opportunities. It's
(34:26):
like some EBT shit, right, It's all handout shit. Well,
I'm not like that. My shit is all based off
the Internet. And I don't know why Elon Musk is
letting people talk shit. We can get into. Is this
kind of them getting data on who's talking shit and
who's not talking shit, but he's.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Letting shit fly.
Speaker 4 (34:43):
And I do think it's important right now, and for
some reason Israel or Apak or whoever can't shut it down.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
You know what I think that is with Elan had
been talking about this on the show a lot. I
think what happened is we went through generations of suppress speech.
So if there was an issue with the Jews, you
weren't allowed to talk about it. That doesn't make the
conversation go go away. It causes resentment, and it creates
a pressure cooker effect. And then what you can do
is you can steer that because if you have an
open dialogue about a thing, you might be able to
(35:11):
come up with some solutions, You might be able to
compromise and and figure it out reasonably. But instead you
suppress it. Everybody gets fucking resentful. It builds up all
this pressure and then you have a guy come along
where he cracks the valve on it and he allows
it to happen, and I just look at everything. That's it. Well,
what are you talking about? Fucking crack of Mico? No, Oh,
that was a banger, honestly.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Well that was some eminem level shit on that.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah, I was like, damn, dude, crack a Mico. I
don't know why. I thought it was a tiny guy.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
And then I saw him at a scar and he's
a reasonably sized dude. Dude, that guy's got guns on it.
He's got some fucking gun. I'm like, damn, dude, talk
shit and can throw fist? Did you? I mean, the
whole Dave fucking Portnoy thing is very strange because if
you focus on him early on, he's making a joke
on national television about rape and he's saying it was
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like some rape victim.
Speaker 7 (36:02):
They're talking about it, and he goes, well what was
she wearing?
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Which is a throwaway but it's funny, you know what
I mean, And the interviewer is going, are you making
a joke about rape? Do you think that that's okay?
And he goes like, no, I don't want anybody to
get fucking raped.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
I'm just making a joke.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
It's just comedy. And then fast forward to twenty twenty
five and he's screaming at these fucking kids on the corner,
and he's telling.
Speaker 7 (36:20):
His employees, fuck you, you work for me, watch your mouth.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
All this crazy shit, the cognitive dissonance, the disconnect.
Speaker 7 (36:28):
I don't know how the fuck you get there.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Maybe you just get so high up, you build barstool,
you have this big fucking empire, and it just deludes
the shit out of you. I can't wait to get there.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Oh, yes, you guys are on your way, man.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
But I mean, it's just that it's everyone's okay with
fascism as long as going after the people you don't like.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
The minute comes back your way, you get really angry.
Same thing with jokes.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
You're fine with all the jokes about everybody else.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
That's why political correct this is bullshit.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
But once it comes back at you, now you're running
around and crying, and it's like, I don't believe in
any protected class.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (37:07):
No, sacred cows.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
No, sacred cows make fun, especially when you have so
much political power. And for in October seventh and change
that ship and now they're just not used to it.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
But it's never gonna go back to how it was.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
It's just a wild thing to make that argument, to
say how many Jews have to die and that that
I swear and.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
The answer is zero so far.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Sorry, guys, You guys believe that Israel embassy thing where
there's no security footage and no pictures.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Of the of what happened.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Guys, if there was a dead body there, Israel would
have that picture fucking everywhere.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
This is dangerous.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
This is dangerous about aliens. We're talking about Israelians. Israelis aliens.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
It's part of their scia.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
But it's like you even could go to the bombing
that happened in Washington or Oregon, like you see this
big giant puff of smoke, and then you go to.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
They have one video of the guy looking like he's
holding two forties, right, he's got a shirt off like
he's a drunk Russian.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
He's got two forties in this sand.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
And then there's two tiny fires where they look like
they're cooking s'mores on them. And we're supposed to think
that's a giant explosion like some.
Speaker 8 (38:16):
Nuke, just like you don't think you don't do you
think that they're blowing up Israel at all?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
They bombing it because I don't. I don't even know anymore.
Speaker 4 (38:21):
Dude, AI, It's crazy, honestly, yes, because the AI right now,
right well, did you see that video?
Speaker 7 (38:27):
It's all of the fucking missiles coming in in a
congo line.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Out of a cave in Iran and some you know, relatively,
I don't know if it's official, but it's some Iranian
you know, related page on Twitter. It's a big page
is posting this like this is real. You look at it,
you scrutinize it a little bit, you realize this is
fucking AI cake. Yeah, it's all cake? Is it cake?
One hundred percent are the missiles cake? So it's like
the whole fucking thing. You see enough of it, and
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it's it casts enough reasonable doubt where you go. I
don't really know what I'm seeing. I don't know what
percentage of this is real, but it certainly not one
hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
But my question is to you, what, what if it's
not real?
Speaker 4 (39:05):
And I'm not saying it's not not real, okay, but
if it's not real, okay, what is the purpose of that?
And I would say you would probably say to get
Americans upset that they're bombing Israel, but that has not
happened here, and it's actually been met with Hey, what
are you doing in Palestin? You motherfuckers?
Speaker 8 (39:24):
Right, here's the purpose of this in our opinion, and
now we're gonna get like really like smart to shut
the fuck up level up. It looks like U there
has to be a manufacturing of prophecy in order for
them to usher in the end times, and so that goes.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
With a false apocalypse, right to usher in like they're
Antichrist first and have him do his thing.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
I don't try to pool the anti Christ. Oh yeah,
it's set, bro, you should come back now are you busy?
Speaker 9 (39:51):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (39:51):
The question this is the best time to come and
fucking pissed people off, let's go.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Well we're going there.
Speaker 8 (39:57):
Everybody needs to ask themselves, can you can you buy
a series of events that are manufactured force Jesus Christ
to come back?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
I don't know when they when.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
They rode the prophet of a prank show.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Comes out, gotcha good? Jesus comes back? They kill him again,
and it's like, ah, no, look what what I think
is has happened. We talked to somebody recently. Uh shout
out to Drew tang Reborn. He's an excellent page on Twitter.
Shout out seven Seas, Shout out seven seas again.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Are corrupt?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
H He calls out a lot of ship and the
way that he calls it out is, you know, predictive programming.
So he's looking at the Marvel films and he determined
a while ago that Elon and Trump were gonna have
this big falling out. He looks at the Purge movies
and he determined a while ago that we were gonna
have not only these riots, but the Purge Forever movie,
we were gonna have endless riots. And he thinks that
he's looking at that right now with the migrant crisis,
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because there's so fucking many that it could feasibly go
on indefinitely. Not like George, where once they get out
of their system, once they burn their own fucking cities
to the ground, once they use you know, Soros funded
bricks to brick, the people get tired. I think so yeah,
I think so. No, they get sleep They're they're not
known for their work ethic. I'm just saying they get sleepy,
they take naps. Right, I'm ten percent nobody's working again.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
We're done here. Alex is like, I don't think I
can have you back. Uh, but what's interesting?
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Out to Alex one more time?
Speaker 1 (41:24):
Shut out, Alex. Just keep complimenting him.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I love him. Compliment his sus Come back full homeo, Alex.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
Full freaking the fuck out right now.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
He is freaking the fuck out right now. To talk
about this is getting endless amount of phone calls trying
to put fires out.
Speaker 10 (41:39):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
By the way, giving up for this lodge, everybody, this
is what a moose lodge. By the way, just so
you know, your forefathers used to do butt stuff in
this place. Okay, they put their thighs wide shot. Your
grandpa God fucking becauys cheeks clapped, and that's how he
became fucking the number one futons in your city.
Speaker 8 (42:01):
But in reality, Alex wasn't even gonna have this place
ready until next month.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
He busted his ass to get this place ready in
like two weeks. You know why.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
You know why he did it because fuck the Tropic
Theater in Leesburg, Florida.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
That's why.
Speaker 4 (42:19):
Bag, I never want to leave this place.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I don't remember what the fuck we were talking about.
Did you know UFOs are coming?
Speaker 8 (42:31):
Yeah? Oh, tell us about it, tell us about the
comedy dojo, Dojo of comedy.
Speaker 7 (42:35):
Oh yeah, what the fuck's going on? I read it's Sam,
there's cryptics there.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
It's the Dojo of comedy. People call it what we
wanted to the dojo. That's what it's gonna be called.
It's in Morris Plains. It's ran by Mike Romanelli, my partner.
He does all the hard work. He's a great guy.
And we just wanted to make like a comedy store
store o R on the East Coast and it's just
all black and like you can just go for it,
(42:59):
you know, and it's it's it's it's killing it. You know,
it's a great time. If you ever in the New
York City area, go check it out. It's just outside
of it. And you know, we want to open more
of them all over the place. So that's kind of
the goal. But that's always been my dream to have
my own comedy clubs. So yeah, yeah, so what did
he see this?
Speaker 8 (43:17):
And yeah, Sam just did a plug and forgot we
heard we heard that he saw cryptids, which is interesting because.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, oh dude, my buddy Mike Romanelli was
talking about how like he was doing iahuasca and he
thought he saw God, but later on he thought it
was possibly.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Either bathmant or the Demiurge, which is really great.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Because everyone's like, I'm gonna do aahwasca and see you know,
talk to the metal Alps and it's like, Doug, you're
open up portals and you know we were talking earlier.
I think it was I'm talking to you and they
we were talking about like drugs and all that. Like
I really do believe crystal meth has black magic in it.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Crystal meth.
Speaker 7 (43:57):
Shout out doctor Jerry Marsinsk.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Chris, I'll mad.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Have you spoken to doctor Jerry Marzinski?
Speaker 3 (44:05):
Maybe I've done yeah, story for you, but no, you're
right bumb bomb bum bum.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
He said. He says that uh methamphetamine crystal method was
also what Hitler was on.
Speaker 6 (44:17):
That's a.
Speaker 8 (44:19):
Mind that opens up a doorway, and he says, when
you do it enough, it's the doorway isn't just open,
but it's like the door is removed. So some of
these people that are schizophrenic that doorway to whatever entities
are talking to them and haunting them.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
It doesn't go away. And as as a psychotherapist A.
Liken psychothererpist in the field for thirty years.
Speaker 8 (44:38):
Everybody knows he's saying that these people are not just
suffering from hallucinations.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
It's more like actual.
Speaker 8 (44:45):
Entities because they have different Yes, possession in the way,
but it's like it's it's weirder than possession because it's
almost like, uh, you're an antenna and now you have
you have tuned yourself to a certain frequency that these
things can now touch you right readily.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
And that's what metha I mean.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Have are you asking Sam Triple if he's done before?
This is my ninth thread ball?
Speaker 7 (45:11):
How many times have you done me?
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Dude? I'm tweaking my balls off right?
Speaker 4 (45:15):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (45:15):
Speed? Is speed? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Oh shit, I didn't know that. Okay, tell me how
you know?
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yeah, dude, because I was a you know, I When
I talk in recovery meetings, I always talk about how
I went into recovery as an alcoholic and then discovered
cocaine and then crystal meth cured me of my coke problem.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
Okay, because crystal coke is peasant ship compared to crystal math.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
I used to go to like, for a short time,
to a sex therapist because I have a crippling sex
addiction as well. I'm addicted to fucking everything, by the way, Yeah,
knuckles up, bro, you know when you're jerking off, knuckles up,
you've gone through some ship, right, And and he would
tell me that, like the speed reality, normal reality can't
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compete with it, and that's why these people just destroy
their lives because they're in alternate reality that is so
much beyond this normal reality.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
And the yeah it is nice. The guy in the
pink shirts calling people gang it's salmon.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
Yeah that's gayer, dude, A pink shirt's cool, salmon fagotry.
But yeah, dude, And I believe that's that's why they
put The whole Hitler thing is hilarious. Like you know,
Leonardo Jony, I love her with all my heart. She's
such a fucking savage. I just can't get her to
stop dick riding Hitling Hitler. It's just unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
That's what I remember. I was talking about the pressure
cooker effect when you don't let fucking people talk about it,
and then all of a sudden something comes out and
you go, maybe there is something to this whole. And
then you know, you get Europa, which is fucking damage control.
Ten hours of damage control. You know, for Hitler, it's
telling you some truth, but you realize, oh, I've been
lied to about World War Two and I can't talk
about the Jews there for Hitler's fucking based.
Speaker 8 (47:01):
And it's like, yeah, you're being funneled. We're being funneled
into that that uh uh what do you call it?
That noticing we're being frightled and I'm I'm in there too,
and I'm like, because there's a lot of true shit.
It's like, yo, dude, Jake Shields is doing a service
of U manited by kicking that door open, and you have.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
To have that conversation.
Speaker 8 (47:19):
But it can't stop at well then Hitler obviously, because
then we got to look at Hitler and then we
we've done deep dives with what's his name sixth sense podcast?
Speaker 1 (47:27):
Uh sensory sixth Sensory podcast, I forget his name. That
guy focks though.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Yeah, So Hiller's like exactly like everybody else who I mean, like, so.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
The best you know, he comes on, he talks about
that guy who has the the YouTube channel control alt History. Yeah,
that guy's he does fucking insane deep I believe his
name is Andy Hunt. I might suck it up, but
just docks. He was just talking about fucking no, he
goes by his name. He doesn't go by a weird
fucking animal.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
What's wrong with anim what's your I'm the tweaking champ.
Speaker 4 (48:02):
Everybody that's fat dragon point point you guys, guys well
played fatality, you know. But he was talking about how
like Reagan liked to get pegged in the ass, and
and there's whole documents on it where he like where
That's why Larry Flint got shot is because he literally
(48:24):
brought in the press and ran the video of Regan
getting pegged in his ass, and it was so traumatizing
to the press that everyone in the writing said, nobody ate.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
The food there. They just left dude, they just left
the food to the fucking house kill. He be Cole's cleaning.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Why do I feel like if we played a video
of Ronald Reagan getting plowed in the ass, these people
would still eat. They would just fine because we would
put the the Benny Hills. I think they'd work up
an appetite. I think they'd work up we.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Would have we would have reaganan fuck pegged in the
ass with Benny Hill music, Go Hey, dude.
Speaker 7 (49:01):
Are you hungry? I'm fucking hungry. I don't know as
anybody else hungry.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
But they're all compromised.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
And that's the funny thing, because what what the Hitler
dick rises once you believe is that this completely devastated
FU country, on complete lockdown by the Babylonian bankers, was
able to rise up without any fucking help. It's total bullshit. Dude,
Hitler used to sell boy ass under a bridge. Dude, God,
that's the worst kind of hook that he control. Dude
(49:29):
under a bridge.
Speaker 7 (49:30):
Well, it's Hitler used to sell under a bridge.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
To the show. Yes, we're talking about how Hitler was gay.
Come on in, Hitler was gay as fuck.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
Trauma.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
Hitler's gay t shirts are in the back. Why don't
we have that?
Speaker 3 (49:48):
Sure, I'll sell it Hitler, Hitler was gay.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
I'm gonna make Hitler is cool and Hitler is game.
We'll see.
Speaker 7 (49:52):
Which that's a good way Western man, both sides.
Speaker 8 (49:56):
Just which way the reality is about Hitler is like
when you look at him with the methamphetamine, we're talking
about that door to spiritual entities being opened up. He's
he's like written about this voice that he hears. He says,
I Providence unless Providence tells me to. And so all
of his moves that he's made have been coming from
an entity of voice called Providence. And I'm like, is
(50:17):
this like a by a byproduct of you kicking that
door open, wide open, right, and then all the rest
of your actions are being influenced by It's not a
lot of people say, oh.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
He's a Christian.
Speaker 8 (50:27):
There's no Christian iconography. It's all like, right, well, it's crazy.
So that was written in a tell all by his sister,
Kathy Hitler.
Speaker 7 (50:35):
I don't know what her name was.
Speaker 6 (50:41):
Hitler.
Speaker 4 (50:41):
She also had a little mustache. It's a little known factor.
It's a little bit lower.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
It's a little bit lower. But she's talking about how
her brother has this fucking voice. It literally tells him
at one point to step to the left a few feet.
What ends up happened is the missile comes, takes out
the people that he's with, and he's in the military.
I see saved by it.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
I think there's a lot of Paul bunyonship about Hitler.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
Could be sure, Oh you know, he doges this, he
dodged that to build I think the same thing with
the roth child Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates. They tell these
Paul Bunyon shit stories about the person who basically outed
Hitler as a wroth child. Wasn't the oss, wasn't his therapist,
it was his niece. He was molested. Yeah, that said
(51:23):
that he was.
Speaker 3 (51:24):
He was a wroth child.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
And nobody, no matter how much they tried, can tell
you who the biological grandfather off Hitler.
Speaker 3 (51:32):
Is because no knows for sure.
Speaker 4 (51:33):
They'll tell you his step grandfather was, but not his
actual grandfather, because that.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Was a wroth child.
Speaker 6 (51:38):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
Though, to be fair, if Hitler molested me, I'd be
like he was a Jew. That's exactly what I would do.
I would immediately I'd be like, well, how do I
cut this motherfucker? If Hitler molested me, I'd be like,
well what was he wearing?
Speaker 10 (51:49):
What was what was?
Speaker 6 (51:51):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (51:52):
I got molested by Larry Watson. I called him my Hitler.
That's what I guess.
Speaker 7 (51:57):
That's extreme ownership. That's Jacko Willings.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
I love that you got.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Everybody got quiet, like, oh poor guy, I don't know
what how much fucking time do we have a bar?
It's our show? But it's seven twenty five. Do we
have to make room for people?
Speaker 3 (52:09):
Yeah? You got another show going on?
Speaker 1 (52:11):
I guess so all right, So I want to just
ask you one more thing. Can you just tell us
some experiences?
Speaker 7 (52:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (52:15):
You're like you're doing speed for like ten years? You're
doing a speed baby? What goes on? And how do
you close that door? Is it's still open?
Speaker 6 (52:23):
Or like?
Speaker 8 (52:23):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Are we just making it up? Are we lying to
the people?
Speaker 6 (52:26):
Is it easy?
Speaker 7 (52:26):
And on a scale from one to ten, how much
does it crush?
Speaker 8 (52:29):
Not just quitting speed, but like, uh, like as I
itch myself, like did you say you have speed?
Speaker 1 (52:36):
You when you're on it? When you're on it, are
you do you feel like you actually thin that veil?
Is that something that like has and you're aware of it?
Speaker 6 (52:44):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (52:44):
And you know if you go deep enough you will
hill voices, You will start to see shit and Crystal
methods like just imagine everything in your life is Imax
and Dobe digital sound. It is cranked up to another
level that it's just great, dude, Chris, I'm telling you
crystal math and pornography are peanut butter and jelly dah No,
(53:07):
I'm telling you so I dude, I used to say,
high scores on that ship. I'd be like seeing it,
seeing it, seeing literally Pornhub gives you medals.
Speaker 7 (53:15):
And badges, Oh my god. And I was like a
counter porn I always.
Speaker 3 (53:19):
Like a level forty seven dick wizard.
Speaker 7 (53:20):
I always just fucking shooting rope.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
When I used to.
Speaker 4 (53:23):
Peruse porn Hub, when I was like, this guy's like
walking through the car dealership, not gonna.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Buy, just looking around, just kicking tires.
Speaker 4 (53:32):
Just looking her off for some interracial gang bang man,
some trandy porn. But I'm not looking to buy right now.
Speaker 8 (53:38):
Whoever developed the website, they had the nerve to put
in like a site like do you want to sign in?
Develop the webs their share buttons on the videos, and
who the fuck is using these dude?
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Who the way?
Speaker 4 (53:47):
I used to have a joke about that. Who shares
on Facebook? They would have a Facebook button if you
want to share your Pornhub porno.
Speaker 7 (53:54):
That's a cool guy. Honestly, that's a really cool guy.
Speaker 4 (53:57):
All in dude, right there, you can probably share poor,
happy birthday, grandma, interracial gang what's fun?
Speaker 3 (54:03):
Just got a puppy? What are you?
Speaker 1 (54:05):
Kanye West on Facebook when.
Speaker 7 (54:07):
You go to when you go to post something that
says what's on your mind, just being honest.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
Due my midgets a lot of ever hear about what
Kanye would do to the Adidas suckers.
Speaker 7 (54:17):
Cousin dick about it.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
He would hold business meetings, make all the all the
executives of Adidas come, sit them on in a conference
room and make them watch hardcore porn.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
What would you do if you that's called a business acumen.
That they could have secured the Leesburg Theater for us
with his business acumen. Shout out Kanye West. That's me,
that's everybody pray for.
Speaker 3 (54:45):
Shout out Toad. Is he gonna sing the song?
Speaker 7 (54:47):
No, it's not tonight.
Speaker 3 (54:51):
It depends how they behave, oh ship.
Speaker 7 (54:54):
If they behave, if this fucking guy behaves, then we'll
let Toad sing.
Speaker 4 (54:57):
He's okay, he's great. We need that retard enthusiasm. Dude,
all right, I'll go to war. I want to go
to war on your side, buddy. I don't know what
you're fighting right now, but I'm fucking in.
Speaker 3 (55:08):
Look, okay, the tits.
Speaker 4 (55:10):
Are out now, that's fucking We finally have five year
old fucking level. I loved this is my man, almost
sucker dick after the show to make you feel better.
How big of a fan are you, dude?
Speaker 6 (55:23):
I love it?
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Fucking it's Sam, Sam. Thank you for I know we
paid you. Thanks for coming out and spending time with us.
Speaker 4 (55:36):
This is like, dude, I'm really happy you guys are
doing this. I think it's only gonna get bigger every
The first time was fucking insane. I wasn't able to
make it second time. And this is great, dude. It's
super packed. It's great. And by the way, this is
all the conspiracy theorists of Florida are here right now.
Speaker 7 (55:57):
Are you guys enjoying the show?
Speaker 1 (55:58):
Are you enjoying Brohemian?
Speaker 3 (56:00):
Are you not entertaed?
Speaker 8 (56:05):
All right, guys, stick around because we're gonna have more
shows for you guys, and don't forget to obeys.
Speaker 4 (56:12):
Next Cult of Conspiracy, Yeah, Broth of Conspiracy. It's a
conspiracy round table. And then Sam Tripley is gonna be
gracing the stage with some standard.
Speaker 3 (56:23):
Well crafted dick jokes. Get ready for a lot of
gay jokes.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
Everybody very excited, guys, Obey, submit and comply.
Speaker 4 (56:31):
Thank you is a oblong box.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
In the corner of the room.
Speaker 8 (56:36):
It is possibly telling us what to believe is real.
Speaker 2 (56:39):
It's you to persuasion that what they see with their
eyes is what there is to see, because they'll.
Speaker 6 (56:47):
Laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays the
bigger picture of what's happening.
Speaker 8 (56:53):
They have.
Speaker 1 (56:57):
Here is an episode of TLC. Check it out. Tie
that off. I don't know, that's just my my my
thinking here is you'd want to tie that off right now?
I don't know. I take my shoes off to keep
them clean. I don't think it matters anymore. Sitting down
and decreasing heart rate is definitely step one. You want
to get them above your heart too, right, You want
(57:18):
to get them in the air, and you want to
tie it off. I think, yeah, I don't think he's
gonna bleed out, but you do want to stop the bleeding.
You want to keep it up here, don't not beneath
your heart.
Speaker 7 (57:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
I don't know anything.
Speaker 6 (57:33):
I just know.
Speaker 1 (57:36):
That that shit happens constantly. Every fucking year, some moron
blows his fingers off with with an M eight. We
will never learn, we will never learn. All right, let's
see what this is?
Speaker 4 (57:46):
What is this?
Speaker 11 (57:48):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (57:48):
No, no, no, no, yep. White people don't even season
(58:20):
the Rats.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
That is crazy. I don't want to watch that anymore.
That's fucking gross.
Speaker 8 (58:24):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Let's continue on. Okay, and these are all the way
back from that one's from June fifteenth, so we've seen
that one. Thank you, Jake b Based for the fingers
and that. Uh that that was wonderful, all right?
Speaker 10 (58:36):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (58:37):
Moving on, moving on.
Speaker 1 (58:38):
To who is it?
Speaker 11 (58:39):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (58:39):
Screwed up rebellion is even in the chat these days?
I never see screwed up anymore? Demons attack? Oh dude,
he I can't go to Instagram. We're not going to Instagram.
I'm sorry, bub, but we're not doing that. White boys summer.
This is crazy. What's happening here? Okay, this is all
the way from may.
Speaker 6 (58:53):
No, look at it.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
This is a crazy thing. No, screwed up rebellion. We're
not doing it. We're not doing it. Let's go to
that nice guy, uh fight house. What is he talking
about the end of an empire?
Speaker 6 (59:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (59:04):
Yeah, people got really mad at top for this right
the fight Oh, I see that's very clever. Instead of
the White House, bravo. Not nice guy, have around up
a plows hold them. Good job, good job. Okay, this
is interesting though. People got really fucking upset one point
three million views, and people were saying that he's an
(59:26):
idiot and he doesn't understand the Roman Empire. It's like,
if you don't understand this sentiment like it's it's not
it's not that deep, faggot, you start having UFC fights
on the on the White House front lawn, and it's
kind of the sign of at the end of an empire. No,
people got very upset with them. Strange, Uh, thank you.
Not nice guy that was a banger. Not nice guy
with the banker the fight house is good?
Speaker 6 (59:46):
What is this?
Speaker 7 (59:47):
Ryan Patrick? Did we watch this last time?
Speaker 1 (59:50):
Friday?
Speaker 7 (59:51):
Patriotism and anti Semitism? All right, let's watch this.
Speaker 11 (59:55):
Let's juke text a while. But give me a year
in American history. I'll tell you who is president. What
was happening in America that year? In gee, eighteen seventy five, Okay,
that was Ulysses as grants last year in office. And
then eighteen seventy six was the big election, actually probably
most important election in American history until recently. It is
between Rutherford B.
Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Hayes and Samuel Tilden. And they tied.
Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
But then Rutherford B.
Speaker 11 (01:00:15):
Hayes made a backdoor deal with Samuel Tilden where he said,
if you take.
Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
The troops out of the South, I'll let you be president.
And then that's why the troops left the South. That's
why Jim Crow started.
Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
It was because of a corupt bargain.
Speaker 11 (01:00:25):
Yeah, it's not funny, but it's good to learn about
why our country is terrible.
Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Uh now, Geo, this is going right. That's autism, right,
I mean that's autism.
Speaker 11 (01:00:34):
Really funny. Give me a year in British history. I'll
tell you what happened in British history that year. Just
give me a year sixteen fifty. That was a big
year in British history. Geo, Yeah, that was the year
there all being a bunch of little fucking bitches. I
don't know British history. I only know American history. I
have patrion autism.
Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
So good, so good.
Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Gee, I got another trick. Give me a year, I'll
tell you what the Jews were up to.
Speaker 11 (01:01:06):
I also have anti sam autism, ironically, the type of
autism that hates trans.
Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Oh my god, oh man, that deserved a lot bigger
of a pop than what the audience gave it. That
was crazy. That was excellent. That was really good. Anti
sam autism is very fucking funny. That's a great bit.
Yeah yeah yeah, But it seemed like they didn't. They
kind of like trailed off here because wait, wait here,
(01:01:35):
look at the pop when we go the British history one.
Just give me a year, sixteen fifteen. That was a
big year in British history.
Speaker 11 (01:01:45):
Geo, Yeah, that was the year there all being a
bunch of little fucking bitches.
Speaker 7 (01:01:51):
I love that laugh.
Speaker 11 (01:01:52):
By the way, I don't know British history. I only
know American history. I have patriotism.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Oh they liked that one. They liked that one.
Speaker 7 (01:02:08):
Right now, let's listen to the listen to the other ones.
Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
That was a bit.
Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
That was a good pop, so good, so good. Gee,
I got another trick. Give me a year. I'll tell
you what the Jews were up to.
Speaker 11 (01:02:21):
I also have anti sam autism, ironically, the type of
autism that hates trans Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
That dude, that was a banger. Dude, that guy is
fucking hilarious. Holy shit, man, that's very very, very very funny.
Uh that he deserved a bigger embraced theisms or don't
become a sim Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:02:47):
Somebody hit me up and they were like, yo, I
watched the fuck was that movie?
Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
The Accountant too, And I guess they hadn't listened to
my episode. It was probably like a Timeline cleans when
I talked about it, and they were like, I see
exactly what you guys are saying with them saying that
autism is the next step in human evolution. And I
was like, damn see, even without me addressing it on
Timeline Cleanse, somebody still picked up on that. It was like,
we've been talking about how they're trying to sell us
(01:03:12):
that autism is the next step in human evolution, even
though it's a response to poisoning children. I know that
RFK Junior recently came out and said that the CDC
suppressed research showing a one hundred and sixteen percent increase
in autism rates upon receiving the hepatitis B vaccination, which
(01:03:34):
is like the first one that children receive. So we
did it. We did it also my son with the banger.
We were walking the other day. I made this tweet
about it. We were walking the other day and we
were talking about my son's proclivity to pick up dead lizards,
because we were at tops house and he just shows
up with a dead lizard and he's like, look what
I got.
Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
We're like, dude, put that down, and he goes.
Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
My wife goes, yeah, it looks like we will have
to vaccinate him because of all the gross shit that
he does, which is just a joke. She does, and
and I go. I turn to my son, he's ten,
and I go, sorry, buddy, looks like you're getting autism.
And he goes, hey, it's not so bad. At least
I'll be able to talk to my friends from far away.
And he meant to telepathy. He meant telepathy, and uh fuck,
(01:04:21):
that was funny, dude. I just turned back and gave
my my wife a little like goddamn, that was good.
That was good. Kid's gonna be a comedian when he
grows up. God help him. Okay, let's see waffle house. Okay,
waffle house, we'll watch this too, court dates, cutting some
into smoke, breaks, legendary words.
Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Okay, excuse me, these sexual Why can it be a
good thing again?
Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
And my waffle is fun?
Speaker 9 (01:04:46):
Can I get anyone?
Speaker 10 (01:04:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
It just punches her in the face. That's fucking funny.
Speaker 10 (01:04:56):
If the situation like this arises, please do not throw hands.
We know it's tempting, but court dates cut into smoke brakes. Instead,
try using de escalation phrases.
Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Like burow waffle and they eat around it, bitch, or my.
Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Favorite, the as you expect this is waffle house.
Speaker 10 (01:05:14):
Remember, our goal is to reduce physical altercations by twelve percent.
We crush the numbers and the only company to pay
their employees more to fight was the UFC. So that
means no uppercuts on the clock, and if you must
square up, clock out first like management does. Now let's
see how the associate handles the situation.
Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
My waffle is fun?
Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
Can I get anyone? Oh your waffless curnt?
Speaker 12 (01:05:37):
Then eat around it, bitch.
Speaker 6 (01:05:42):
Excellent.
Speaker 10 (01:05:42):
The customer will receive exactly what they ask for and
a little extra congratulations. You've completed our core training. Now
let's take a look at a few situations you'll be
learning in our next training video. What to do when
a customer brings a raccoon inside proper spachelist stances during
a ball. What to do when a waffle is used
as a weapon, how to tell if those are firecrackers
(01:06:05):
or gunshots. Safely retrieving a tip from an active crime scene,
how to properly scramble eggs during a race war, Acceptable
slurs for you to say after you've been hitting the
head with a coffee maker? Where to acceptable slurs read
when you're cooking on the grill? And is it acceptable
to blow into a customer's breathalyzer so they're.
Speaker 9 (01:06:25):
Car will start?
Speaker 10 (01:06:26):
Remember it's not just a waffle house, it's a waffle home.
Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Matt was demoted to line cook after punching a customer
who snapped their fingers and called him waffle blow warm.
Speaker 7 (01:06:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Man, you know, as funny as this video is, I
do wonder if if anybody was, you know, concerned with
jotting down the numbers. How how is a how are
waffle I don't know, are they fucking franchise?
Speaker 9 (01:06:52):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Is that a chain? I don't know. How are waffle
houses doing on recruitment right now? How are they doing
on staff retention? Because the cat's out of the bag.
There seems to be a time where you might be
able to have, you know, an unsuspecting, well meaning.
Speaker 7 (01:07:11):
Future employee walk in and fill out an application.
Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
You know, stars in their eyes and high hopes and
then later on and like figure out, like, fuck man,
this is actually a constant brawl. This is this is
an mma gym that happens to sell waffles. But now
that time has passed, has it not? Where the cat's
out of the bag and everybody knows that a waffle
house In fact, now people go there expecting it. I
(01:07:38):
imagine if you go to a waffle house now and
you don't see combat, it's actually it's disappointing. No, this
can't be true, Raley, Come on, waffle house is actually growing.
I don't think that's true. It's a chain, so it's franchised.
Wait wait, you know, well a chains can be franchised
like you can still own. Individual owners can own Like
I forget what subway is a chain, but it has
(01:08:02):
individual ownership.
Speaker 7 (01:08:03):
Huh waffle house is hilarious?
Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Yeah, I don't. I just wonder.
Speaker 7 (01:08:09):
Uh there's a prison?
Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Is that true?
Speaker 7 (01:08:12):
Holdout a second?
Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Uh, there's a prison within five miles of each waffle house.
They are doing fine? I guess yeah. I mean it's
never you're never out of clientele customers. Right, you go
and visit tyrone and then of course, given your your Uh,
the cloth that you're cut from. You go to a
waffle house and you have a good time afterwards. We
(01:08:36):
went to a one in a black hood on vacation.
It's a whole fucking thing. I don't know, man, I
just feel like they're not They can't be doing well
on staff retention. I wonder how much they can't be
paying their employees very much either, especially not to go
through that shit. I carry two extra magazines when I
(01:08:56):
go to a waffle house. That's a good idea. That's
a good idea. Seems a little mean spirited, though. I
don't know if anybody ever gets does anybody ever get
shot at the waffle house? Or do they know? It's
all about hands and that's it? All right, let's uh,
let's move on here. Thank you, not nice guy. And
then uh we we watched that one. That was very funny. Okay, uh,
let's see who else we got here that was not
nice guy. We are now moving on to Valkyrie. The
(01:09:20):
Dead Can Dance happened in Providence, Rhode Island, yesterday. There's
a nigga loop for you, Thank you very much, guys.
Sounds like we might have on our hands a good
old fashioned that's not it.
Speaker 7 (01:09:37):
Let's see what we got here. If there's a loop,
we know it's one star.
Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Uh Titty's out, shower caps and wigs off will give
us the three remaining stars. Let's see what we got
I love telling the police you cannot do that, Bro,
(01:10:03):
you cannot do that. I don't think you have a
very firm grasp of the law and what the police
can and can't do, you fucking retard. Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:10:14):
Shut the door in their face and say, hey, chio
Joe Choll, do you mind if we just start over?
Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Can we just start over? Seems like things got a
little heated there. Number one, you can't do that, officer
number two. Let's just start over. Everybody, take a deep breath.
Speaker 7 (01:10:28):
What y'all doing? Why are these white folk coming in
my trap house?
Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
I love that too. I love the part where black
people think, because they're recording the police, that this is
somehow going to stop them. Historically never been the case,
but they keep doing it. No amount of videos of
black people sticking a camera in a police officer's face
and then getting their neck nelton until death will teach
(01:10:55):
them that this is not a sufficient path forward to
peace and and quelling the situation. Which part can they
not do that? Which which that can they not do? Okay,
(01:11:17):
we definitely have identified the loop. Wrong one, that's not
the right one. Yeah, one hundred.
Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
You cannot do that. You cannot do that.
Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
You cannot do that. I know what you can and
can't do because I have a firm grasp of the
law because I went to school. He's putting them in
(01:11:53):
a headlock. Not the headlock.
Speaker 7 (01:11:55):
Not the headlock.
Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Oh my god, the headlock.
Speaker 6 (01:11:58):
What about Floyd?
Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Oh no, what about Trey vond The headlock?
Speaker 7 (01:12:04):
Oh, it's our kryptonite. It's what kills the Blacks is
the headlock. Oh god, you cannot do that.
Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (01:12:22):
You don't understand screaming like a fucking gorilla.
Speaker 1 (01:12:27):
Do you hear that?
Speaker 7 (01:12:28):
Like there's a there's a deep guttural scream. That noise
right there.
Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Nothing will make a police officer want to open fire
on your chest cavity quicker than that noise.
Speaker 11 (01:13:03):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Like, when you're screaming like that, it sounds a lot
like you're gonna commit violence? Am I wrong? It sounds
a lot like you're gonna commit violence. It sounds a
lot like I have to put you down because you're
gonna commit violence?
Speaker 7 (01:13:18):
Am I wrong? If only the police knew that they
cannot do that.
Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (01:13:24):
They cannot do that, Bro, They cannot do that.
Speaker 11 (01:13:27):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Yeah, just the way they sound makes you want to
kill uh somebody, like somebody in that room. Yeah, uh huh,
that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm getting at. It's
this like I don't even know, Like, what is that?
What the fuck is that?
Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 8 (01:13:43):
I gotta try to I gotta kill you now because
it sounds like that's your war cry.
Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
You're gonna kill me if I don't kill you. Oh,
you cannot do that, bro. This is the most fucking infuriating.
I'm getting angry well watching this. Ah, the fucking the
hand of reconciliation. Do you do you not know that
(01:14:08):
you cannot do that?
Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
Bro?
Speaker 7 (01:14:10):
You cannot do that.
Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (01:14:12):
It's clearly written in the book of the law that
you cannot do that.
Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
Bro.
Speaker 7 (01:14:18):
You cannot do that.
Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
And right now, I don't know if you're aware of this,
but you was doing that the very thing you cannot do.
Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
You was doing that.
Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Do you not know that I'm recording you don't touch me?
You cannot do that, bro. It is amazing. The Book
of cannot do that.
Speaker 6 (01:14:48):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
It is amazing that they don't just turn around and
open fire on them all. It is amazing that they
don't just turn around and just fucking in this discriminately
fire into the crowd. I thought that that was weird.
I was hearing like nigger fights, and I thought it
(01:15:11):
was outside, but I think my wife is watching some
on youtubeer in the other room. I was like, dude,
I moved to a nice area. What's good. I look
to the left because that's right over here is where
my window is. I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Yeah, yeah, Sometimes they do, right, they just look over
and just open fire into the crowd. I get it.
I hear them amp up at gas stations all the time,
and my head snaps around immediately to see them just
clowning or saying hi to each other. But I'm crazy,
but I'm the only one who checks for violence. It's crazy. Yeah.
So I had this happen the other day where even
(01:15:47):
it was even here, Like I live in a nice neighborhood.
But you're not gonna stop you know, out of towners,
out of town scholars from coming into the neighborhood and
going to the local racetrack, raceway, whatever the fuck it
is circle. Kay. I don't know, they have really great
chicken sandwiches. But I pulled up because I wanted one
(01:16:08):
of those really great chicken sandwiches. And I noticed that
inside there was a young black and I said, hmm,
that seems out of place. Where could he have come from?
Speaker 8 (01:16:19):
So before I got out of the car, I looked left,
I looked right, and I looked left again and realized
that the first time I didn't see because of the
tints and because it was dark, and because they were
all black in the car, that I had pulled up
next to some sort of Chrysler new Chrysler, not new,
(01:16:40):
like it.
Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Wasn't old though, you know what I'm saying. It's like
a two thousands Chrysler something, big body. And I don't
know if my wife is watching something or there's nits
fighting outside my house. So I look over and I
realized that I see shadows in the car, but they're black,
and it's dark outside, and they're looking towards my car,
(01:17:02):
you know. And I was just about to say, hey,
I'll be right back to my wife and my son,
and instead I said, get out of the car and
come with me. And my wife said, why I don't
want to come in, I just can You're just getting
a sandwich, can you? Yeah, there you go, Chrysler three hundred,
Thank you. And I said I'll explain when we come inside.
And then she said, okay, all right, fine, So she
(01:17:25):
comes inside, you know, and my son comes along as well.
And when we get inside, I realize, I explained to her, like, yeah,
this guy who's checking out right here is one of
like seven niggers in a Chrysler three hundred that we
were parked right next to. And they were all breaking
their neck because my wife is a smoke show. She
looks good, so they were all fucking looking over to her.
And I was like no, no, no, no, no. Uh
(01:17:46):
so you know, I made them all. I made my
family come inside with me. But it's just like damn dude,
like thank god I don't have Thank god I come
from where I come from, because this is a really
nice neighborhood and most people would not even have no
notice that. But I just felt like something was awry.
I knew he was out of place, and so, uh,
you know, did a little look around, and then found
(01:18:07):
fucking literally like six of them in one car, all
breaking their necks to look into my into my car,
and I said, no, no, no, you're coming inside. Of course,
I'm always always strapped, always strapped, literally always strapped. Okay,
but I'm not gonna leave my family in the car,
not for that one.
Speaker 7 (01:18:24):
All right, let's let's let's let's move on. Thank you
to Valkyrie, Thank you to the dead.
Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Can't dance? I hey, when this happens, here we go. Uh,
let's see what else she's got. Okay, boom boom boom.
Hey it's vengeance. Thank you very much for the happy
birthday wishes, Hinchy, you beautiful son of a bitch.
Speaker 7 (01:18:40):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Yeah, uh, Carnival is suffering from a pr nightmare right now,
that's true. I'm thinking actually, next time we do Timeline Clubs,
we might do an entire episode on Carnival and what's
been going on there Carnival Cruise.
Speaker 12 (01:18:53):
I'll ever seen food stamps float? Welcome to Carnival where
Section eight meets the Seven seas Ah Yes, five star accommodations,
bed been through something wall fighting for its life, and
that bottle of Henny untouched for now. Welcome to the
all you can eat struggle plate experience, where chicken stays fried,
watermelon's always cold, and that red kool aid got more
(01:19:15):
sugar than your ex's lies. Half these folks can't swim
and the other half got their hair pressed. That pool
ain't seeing nobody worried about your hair.
Speaker 7 (01:19:24):
That pool ain't seeing nobody. I know that it's become
a real issue.
Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Carnival cruise is now banning like certain music and certain dances,
and black people are getting really angry. They're like, Oh,
we just come here to have a good time, and
now all of a sudden, you're making all these rules
that are only geared towards us. And it's like, yeah,
because you're ruining their business model, you fucking idiots. Do
you think that they should keep doing the exact same
thing if it's to their detriment, If people who actually
(01:19:50):
spend money don't want to come, do you think that
they should keep the same business model? You know, at
least Margaritaville got it figured out where they were like,
we're playing nothing but Jimmy Buffett, and black people were like,
but we can't twerk to this, And they're like, that's
the fucking point. Nobody can twerk to Jimmy Buffett, no
matter how hard you try, your body just can't. It's like, uh,
(01:20:14):
frequency warfare. It disrupts your rhythm, your natural circadian rhythm,
the beat that calls to you can't do it, not
through Jimmy Buffett. So at least Margaritaville has that figured out,
and I think Carnival Cruise is taking a page out
of Margaritaville's book and they're going, yeah, we're not gonna
play fucking monkey music. We're not doing it white people
(01:20:38):
who actually will do more than buy the bare minimum,
you know what I mean, Because these cruises are also
like floating males, and you could buy all sorts of shit,
but you know, something tells me they don't buy all
sorts of shit, so it's hurting their bottom dollar. And
black people are actually mad. There's a huge dialogue taking
place on platforms like TikTok and such about all of
(01:21:01):
these unfair rules that Carnival Cruz is implementing that are
clearly geared towards black people. What I want is for
Carnival Cruz to just stop beating around the bush and
come out with a no nigger policy. Just do it,
Just say it, and watch your stock skyrocket. Carnival cruise,
(01:21:22):
watch your stock skyrocket. If you have a no nigger
policy on carnival cruise, do you know what will happen?
People will flock to carnival cruise. I would book exclusively
with carnival cruise. I don't even like cruises, and.
Speaker 7 (01:21:41):
I would go.
Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
If you're telling me that I can have a vacation
experience where I can guarantee that I won't be around blacks,
I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
Speaker 7 (01:21:54):
I don't like a carnival. I don't like a drink
and eat festival.
Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
That's all it is.
Speaker 7 (01:21:59):
It's feeding your shout out to Owen Benjamin Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
He did a cover of Jimmy Buffet's Margueritaville Baby Boomerville,
and he said one of the lines was feeding my
flesh again and baby Boomerville. A carnival is just feeding
your flesh. It's drink and eat and drink and eat
and drink and eat, and that's it. So I'm not
into it.
Speaker 7 (01:22:21):
I don't like it very much. However, if I knew that.
Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Paying a premium would guarantee that I would have a
no knee grow experience. Ryan Drew's absolutely correct. It would
quickly become the best cruise, quickly become the best. Go
well this one, I said, yeah, if they want. I
actually said this to my wife Hinch, because he says,
(01:22:46):
or have one cruise that's all blats. So my thinking
is because people are just disgusting. If people are disgusting, really,
if you're on a carnival, it is, it's disgusting. It's
consumerism on the open sea. And and I go, you
know what, why don't we just fucking dial it up?
Why don't Why isn't the point just you get on
this cruise, you drink all the drinks, you do all
(01:23:10):
the drugs, you eat, all the food, you swing your
nasty pieces of shit you swing, You fuck each other,
you fuck each other's wives, you fuck each other, you
fuck each other, and then we just tank it. Dude,
we just sink it. The last fucking cruise. Well that's
what we'll call it. We'll call it the last fucking cruise.
And you could just get on it because it's not
enough for some people, right, It's not enough to just
(01:23:31):
drink and eat and drink and eat. You can tell
they want more, they want to dance, they want to
fuck everybody. So just sink it, dude, say hey, come
on here, there's no guarantee that you're gonna come back,
and we'll hit it with a Jewish space laser while
you're out in the Atlantic, and we'll fucking sink it
to the bottom of the ocean, straight to the Abyss,
the Express route to the Abyss.
Speaker 6 (01:23:51):
Why not? Why not?
Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
That's it right, that's it. Not Anonymous t niggafire says,
they want to kill, they want to drink, they want
to fuck, they want to smoke, they want to eat,
they want to So just fucking send them to the
bottom of the ocean. Why not. I'm sure you'd probably
have a tremendous rollout a lot of people. If there's
people signing up for assisted suicide in Canada, people will
sign up for the Debaucherius to the bottom of the
(01:24:14):
Ocean cruise.
Speaker 6 (01:24:17):
Just do it.
Speaker 12 (01:24:19):
Hell cat getting stolen while you're gone, Not no more.
At Carnival, we let you bring the cat on board.
Because if you can't trust your neighbors, trust the ocean.
Speaker 11 (01:24:28):
Need to relax.
Speaker 12 (01:24:29):
Yeah, good luck at Carnival's hood spat. It's cucumbers on
your eyes until somebody opens the mouth.
Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
Want to shoot dice without getting shot?
Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
Carnival got you.
Speaker 12 (01:24:38):
Same drama, less trauma, roll them bones with ocean views
and as the sun sets on the high seas, one
truth remains. You can take the hood out the neighborhood,
but you can't take it off the cruise ship.
Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
Yeah, dude, yeah, Carnival Cruise is going through something. We
should do a deep dive on that, veryach. I'll ever
see you dive on that.
Speaker 6 (01:24:58):
Thank you. R.
Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
K Arsenal is wonderful, wonderful andful. Let's se what else
we got here. This just says fuck around and find out.
Speaker 13 (01:25:06):
Oh oh, oh my god, there's a baby on board.
Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
I fucking hate people. Oh man, I see so many
assholes on the road this past like not this last week.
I finally was able to relax, But before that I
was doing a lot of driving. I found myself just
driving fucking everywhere for like a week. And I think accumulatively,
(01:25:46):
and I know there's a lot of people that are like, dude,
I drive.
Speaker 6 (01:25:48):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
I know I'm just bitching here, but I think I
spent like upwards of twenty hours on the road in
one week, and and it was like in huge chunks,
you know, six hour chunk here, fucking four hour chunk here,
very annoying. And in that time I saw people driving
like faggots, Dude, faggots. Uh hate to see it, audibly gasped.
(01:26:16):
Why do I watch this?
Speaker 6 (01:26:17):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
But thank you, Agatha, thank you for watching it. I
really appreciate it. Let's see, let's see what else we
got here. Yeah, they fucking we get it. They did
a thing. They drive like assholes. They fucking ruin it
for everybody else. Let's continue on, uh Arka and Arsenals,
thank you so much. What's this one America twenty forty five?
Speaker 9 (01:26:37):
Sitting here in my tiny corner of nowhere, there's nowhere
left to go, uh nowhere except the oasis.
Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
Dog no ship though, I'm not even gonna front. This
is what the villages looks like. It's just replaced, replace
these young people with old people. And I mean, I
get it, you know, it's boomers and that's unfortunate. But
this is what the villages actually looks like. I want
(01:27:41):
to watch it again. He jerking off.
Speaker 7 (01:27:46):
Oh he's on a he's not a Okay, that looked
like he was just fapping in the window, but he's
on a washer. This is from that movie. Uh, Ready
Player one?
Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
Right?
Speaker 7 (01:27:57):
I think Ready Player one. It was a decent movie.
Speaker 9 (01:28:01):
Sitting here in my tiny corner of nowhere, there's nowhere
left to go.
Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
This fucking family is just trying to enjoy a meal
with their children, and this fat bitch is just twirking.
Speaker 6 (01:28:15):
I am.
Speaker 7 (01:28:16):
I'm getting a.
Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
Little bit stressed out this episode, guys. Every every episode,
you guys just dragged me down into the into the
fatigue waters. Very frustrating.
Speaker 9 (01:28:31):
Nowhere except the Oasis, huge drug.
Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:28:49):
The only instrument that I think I'd ever actually have
interest in picking up and learning is a saxophone, A
completely ship out of a saxophone if I could.
Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
Is it legal to taser in the RS? I don't
think so.
Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
Jin. I think we're just we just have to grin
and bear it.
Speaker 8 (01:29:06):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
We will own nothing, and we will we will be happy.
That's true.
Speaker 8 (01:29:11):
Arcane Arsenals does only send bangers. Good job, Arcane, good job.
I'm sensing some black pilling that's got of stuff. Yeah, yeah,
I agree, We're we're doing a little black.
Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
I mean, that's funny. That's funny. No, Rocky mccob don't
love whores. What are we doing here? Have you learned
nothing in our time together? Good God, I sent you
a nightmare riff And thank you Nancy. That's the you're
the best. I'll tell you what. We're gonna do this.
We're gonna we're gonna close this out. Thank you, Arcane Arsenals.
That was very funny. Uh, we're gonna go to Nancy
(01:29:41):
content and uh, and we're gonna get out of here.
But first we're going to check the donations. I'm getting tired.
I'm tired already. It's it's been a long day for me. Uh,
we're gonna we're gonna do that, but first we're gonna
check the donations. Guys, if you enjoy what we do
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can also find me on Venmo at d Corbo seven.
Scott's videos got okay, you know what, We'll go to
Scott's and then we'll go to Gin. I mean, damn it, Jin,
I saw you a message down here and I got confused.
We'll go to Scott and then we'll go to Nancy.
You just keep getting cycled towards the top. So that's
what's going on here. I'll let those donations build up
(01:30:45):
and we'll see what Scott Scott? What is Scott Scott?
Real quick?
Speaker 7 (01:30:49):
Is this the fucking put a girl on?
Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Unbelievable day twenty four of calling the same car dealership
until he puts a girl.
Speaker 6 (01:30:55):
On Chova anger speaking, I'm gonna help you afternoon, Andrew.
This is Detective Dodge Durango with the police Department. How
are you doing today?
Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
I'm doing okay. But just so you know, that guy
calls here still every day harassing.
Speaker 8 (01:31:14):
Is there an update on on him at all?
Speaker 6 (01:31:17):
Oh? Well, sorry to hear that, Andrew. Yes, actually, uh
so we do have him in custody. Uh, we're just
calling to see, uh if you guys want to move
forward and pressing charges. Yeah, I mean I think without
a doubt we want to press charges. Yeah. Okay, so
I guess then, just to move forward a fucking detective
(01:31:37):
Dodge durango.
Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Oh that's fucking hilarious. That's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
We just need a couple things from you guys to do, so.
Speaker 12 (01:31:48):
All right, that that sounds great.
Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
What what would those things be?
Speaker 6 (01:31:51):
Okay, So first and foremost, we're just gonna need you
to pull a girlne.
Speaker 10 (01:32:00):
You might be literally at the bottom of the genetic pool,
all the stupid people, all the people in this world.
Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
You might be at the very bottom.
Speaker 8 (01:32:09):
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
For you to the gam forum, and I'm gonna have
all the horses run train on you.
Speaker 6 (01:32:16):
They're gonna plow you out, They're.
Speaker 8 (01:32:17):
Gonna flow you out.
Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
Game.
Speaker 6 (01:32:19):
Put a girl line.
Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
Very funny, very funny.
Speaker 10 (01:32:28):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
It's amazing how with just the simplest expression you could
send these people spirally.
Speaker 7 (01:32:32):
I love that guy.
Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
Put a girl on. Fucking hilarious. Thank you, Scott. That's wonderful. Okay,
we got another one here. Raw raw footage, raw video
rather three injured after a car crash at a racetrack
in Sonoa, Georgia, Saturday night.
Speaker 7 (01:32:49):
All right, this is gonna get dark. Let's fucking let's
watch it. Let's do it. Let's see what we got here?
You ready?
Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Everybody ready? Are you fucking ready?
Speaker 7 (01:32:57):
This is Detective Dodge dring broken legs? Did it say
(01:33:22):
people die?
Speaker 6 (01:33:22):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
Read again?
Speaker 7 (01:33:23):
Three injured? Okay, just those three guys injured.
Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
Hey, you made it?
Speaker 9 (01:33:27):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (01:33:27):
You did all right?
Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
You only got injured. Oh now I'm fucking all right,
all right, it will never play again. Uh hey, but
(01:33:51):
I mean, like die that's pretty cool. Not dying is is?
Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
That's half the prize. When you're at an event like that,
that doesn't seem like fi shudn't protection either?
Speaker 7 (01:34:03):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
At least at NASCAR, you're in an elevated plateau, the
seating is above a wall. What is this that's protecting you?
Because it didn't fucking protect them? That would really make
me think if I was sitting in the stands, I'd
be like, wait a second, of those guys, Scott hit
(01:34:25):
what about me?
Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
What about me?
Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
My wife wants to go to Nascar. She also wants
to go to the Kentucky Derby, but these are both
just so that she could dress up. Ooh, good kiddies. Jesus, Wow,
that cat got her keys for her. That's fucking killer.
(01:34:51):
Look at how smart the cats are. Oh my god,
my cat opens the door. That little bitch. Yeah, go
ahead through.
Speaker 7 (01:35:04):
Very helpful cats, very helpful cats.
Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
Yes, look at that baby.
Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Look at that belly. How could you resist? I wouldn't
be able to get any had that cat get any
work done, I'd want to squeeze her belly, look at it.
Look at her tummy?
Speaker 8 (01:35:28):
Then are you cleaning the table?
Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
That's because she's a good girl. Oh that's a problem.
You don't know why you didn't wake up through your alarm.
It's because your fucking cats were, uh silencing your alarm.
(01:35:51):
Tell her to dress up at home. Yeah, that's what
I'm saying. Nascar is layme and boring. Right, It's just
it's just fucking left turn, left turn, that's what I'm saying. Hinge,
that's what I'm saying. Unbelievable. I don't, I don't you know.
Speaker 8 (01:36:05):
It's a whole thing. Though she wants to go out
there and she wants, she wants to dress. You know what,
I'm very proud of.
Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
My wife got a hat today or the other day, yesterday, whatever,
and it's just a regular hat, like a baseball cap,
but it says put it on my husband's tab.
Speaker 7 (01:36:22):
And I'm very proud of that because in the past
ten years of our.
Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
Relationship, there was no reality in which she could have
even made a joke like that. In fact, if she
ever wore a hat like that, everyone would audibly laugh,
not because it was a joke, but because it was
so obscene. What a lie, What an insane proclamation? Put
(01:36:50):
it on your husband's tab? Ha, who do you think
you married? Would have been the response to that. And
today she can proudly wear that and have it actually
be the truth. And that's very nice and I'm very
proud of that. All right, AnyWho, Oh, I like to
do this with my cat, Yes, helpful cat. This is
(01:37:34):
so strange. When I do push ups, my cat has
to be right underneath my face, directly underneath my face,
and then yes, max me and shit, very strange. I
don't know why, Like I can't do push ups without
my cat running from the other room and then being
under my face. If she loves you poor, she will
love you as a rich man. Yeah, but my wife
(01:37:55):
is insane for saying yes to me when I was like,
the level of poor was crazy. I mean, a lot
of you guys know how bad it was. And uh, yeah, wild,
wild decision. Take her to an F one if she
wants to see a race. I hear, that's actually fucking intense,
Like you could feel it in your chest as they're
(01:38:15):
rolling through. Uh, dude, You've always deserved you, always deserved it.
I'm glad she knew it first. Thank you very much,
very dog sniggerfire, nigger fire. Yeah, I don't even know
if she knew it. I think my wife is one
of the few, not the few. I don't think that
that's the case. I think there are a lot of
women and a lot of men out there, and I
see men engaging in this kind of gay shit too,
(01:38:36):
where it's like, oh, I can't get married right now
because I'm not in a financially sound place. I'm not
where I want to be yet. And and I think
that that is the wrong way to think, because it
looks like you're considering this a a status thing, a
(01:38:57):
stability thing, and not a I found a person I
could love for the rest of my life and thank
God for it. Thing, you know, that's that's really what
it is. And there are people that still look at
marriage like that, and my my wife was definitely one
of them. It was about you know, it was about love, surprisingly,
and that's a wild thing to say about marriage. Who
(01:39:21):
gets married for love these days? But very much was
the focus. It was what mattered. And so yeah, yes, dude, Mike,
the racist is not financially sound equals you're a pussy.
I agree, dude, I agree. My wife watches silly shows sometimes,
these reality shows, and you'll hear guys say something like,
(01:39:43):
I'm just trying to I don't want to get a
girl right now. It's summer. It's summer. Like, bro, what
a homosexual you are? Never has a gayer thing come
out of a man's mouth before? And as an authority
on on on gainness, you know, given my visage and such,
I think I could say that confidently. Never has a
gayer thing come out of a man's mouth, especially some
(01:40:04):
of these dudes on this reality show. They're like thirty
something years old. I just don't want to get locked
down for summer. You fucking HOMOSEXUALO. My wife is yelling
at my son. He's being bad and she's she's doing
she's scolding. I like when she scolds them, like, oh ye,
(01:40:27):
your wife's saved you from being the tremendous faggot that
you had the potential to be. Instead I was, I
was downgraded. Uh she put a she's a governor. She
put a governor on it. M yeah, good women and
know what they see. I mean, that's the very least
that I can say is it's nice to be able
to provide now. But I at least was a faithful
(01:40:49):
husband for for all those years. And uh I think
that that. You know, It's like when you don't have
anything to give, at least you can give a good
relationship that doesn't cost anything. L Oheim says, I'm happy
for you, Raving. My wife and I just.
Speaker 8 (01:41:03):
Celebrated eighteen years yesterday seven seven seven.
Speaker 10 (01:41:09):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
That is awesome. Guys, give it up for Lohem. Good job, brother,
love to hear it. That's awesome. Eighteen years. Congratulations on
my birthday. I was seventeen when you guys got married.
That's adorable. Adorable.
Speaker 7 (01:41:32):
I've heard that about not finding a good slut.
Speaker 1 (01:41:34):
What's that? No, you don't find good sluts. That's an
oxymorn oxymorn. Carmen is still a newlywed, not a full
year yet. That's awesome, though, Karmen. I love to hear that.
I still think. I think it's very important, very important.
Marriage is very important. Good relationships are very important. And
(01:41:55):
you know, in this like red pill bullshit community that's
going on. Fuck yeah, dude, John Black twenty five years,
Love it, brother, love to hear it. Good for you, man,
God bless you. Guys in this red pill culture you
don't get a lot of that. You know, guys, it
costs nothing for you to not cheat on your wife. Uh, guys,
(01:42:18):
it costs nothing for you to, I don't know, actually
give a shit about your wife and your kid and
raising a family like that is all this other red
pill shit is very gay, very gay. You gotta have
a Bugatti, you gotta have all this fucking money, you
gotta you know, have a You have to go through
so many women before you make a decision. Now, I
(01:42:41):
don't think that that's the case. I think the important
things they don't cost nothing. Wife, it costs nothing to cheat, no, no, no,
roll that's over doing. But yeah, yeah, yeah, I just uh,
it's it's very as somebody who pulled it off. We
just celebrated ten years and to look back and be like, damn,
(01:43:03):
I didn't betray another human being who is meaningful to
me for a decade. How cool is that? Now? If
I could just make it out of this realm without
embarrassing my family and shaming them, wouldn't that be something?
Wouldn't that be something? So that's the goal. The goal
is death without bringing shame to my family. I think
(01:43:27):
that'd be really cool. Speaking of shame, let's watch whatever
this is? Drive dude? What drive by?
Speaker 7 (01:43:36):
Double knockout? Oh my god, Oh my god, let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
Let's go.
Speaker 7 (01:43:49):
Damn knock the hoop earring out of earth.
Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
That is so cool.
Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
That's one of those lesbians too that tries to act
like a man. She's like, lo, let me look at
this bitch is both their titties is out and ship
Oh my god, speaking of shame, but again, that was
really cool. That was really cool. That was so cool.
(01:44:18):
Oh my god, Roley cut it out, man, Oh my god,
that is crazy. That is crazy.
Speaker 7 (01:44:31):
I really I really love that.
Speaker 3 (01:44:34):
I really love that.
Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
Let's do it again.
Speaker 3 (01:44:38):
We'll watch it again, we pond up.
Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
Again. Just leave.
Speaker 7 (01:44:54):
I would run home.
Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
I would run so far and so fast, just to
get away from the strangers who just watched that happen
to me. This bitch really thought she was the shit,
these fucking black lesbians and that act agro.
Speaker 7 (01:45:07):
And she really wanted it too.
Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
She's like, no, let me go, no, let me do it.
So fucking that is diabolical, bro diabolical. Oh my god,
that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:45:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
The music really set the mood, really set the mood,
really set the mood. All right, all right, all right,
thank you, Scott, really wonderful videos. You have any other ones? Okay,
oh yeah, you did the Kiddy one last time. All right,
we're going to check out where is uh, where do
we go? We're gonna check out the donations and then
we're gonna get out of here on some Nancy content.
Speaker 11 (01:45:46):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:45:46):
Thank you guys, Thank you everybody who donated. Let's see
what we got going on here. We got boom boo boom.
We're checking rumble rants real quick, and it looks.
Speaker 3 (01:45:54):
Like way there we go.
Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
Rocky mccob gifted five subscriptions the Timeline cleant. Thank you
very very much, Rocky maccob let's give you some noise
for that one. I think that counts as five dollars,
so we'll do a five dollars on the ticker real quick.
I mean, I'm sorry. We can do that five dollars
right there, and let's see what else we got. Scroll
(01:46:17):
through and there we go. There's another one from the
nether Night. Thank you, thenother night for the two dollars
donation keeping the two dollars tier alive. Damn it, I
missed it, yo, I'm heading to Florida next week. Are
you really we're in Florida the other night. Let me
know you're in the telegram chat too, right, thank you
for the two dollars donation. If you're in my neck
(01:46:38):
of the woods, it would be really cool to link
up and at least get a cup of coffee and
shoot the shit. You know, you've been one of the
homies for so long. It would be great to actually
connect with some of the community. All right, let's scroll
through scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling.
Speaker 7 (01:46:51):
And it looks like that's it on Rumble Rants.
Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
Nope, we got one right here from Zesty D for
the one dollar donation here noise for you, and he says,
collect the power nine of MTG cards and fight the
demons for real. I don't know what that is, but
thank you for the one dollar donations, SDD with the
zestiest of d's, thank you very much, brother.
Speaker 7 (01:47:16):
Okay, we're gonna go on now to the other things. No,
hold on a second.
Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
Let me make sure that we're didn't miss any new
rumble rans, so just scroll to the bottom.
Speaker 7 (01:47:26):
Okay, we're all good. So let's see what we got.
We're gonna check cash app.
Speaker 1 (01:47:30):
Now, Uh where are we here? We are cash app.
Let's see what we got? Uh? Oh, I see the
change rolling in this is uh, this is disheartening, but
I mean it's also heartening.
Speaker 7 (01:47:43):
Right, that's a great thing. Shit, here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
I was I was really hoping we were gonna get
away with no no math. I mean, I like, you know,
I like very much appreciative of the donations. Guys, don't
get the wrong impression here. Tyler Jennings has ladder videos. Okay,
we're gonna start with Tyler next time. Did I write
that down? I feel like I said that before starting
with Tyler. Let's put Tyler, and that'll be four and
(01:48:10):
we'll do a little stars and we'll start with Tyler
next time. All right, thank you Tyler for the uh
fucking one dollar and sixty seven cent donation.
Speaker 7 (01:48:20):
Damn it, here we go, one dollar and sixty seven cents.
Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
We should erase this upper line because I already I
already accounted for all that. Alright, alright, I'm starting to
sweat already just seeing decimols.
Speaker 10 (01:48:33):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:48:33):
Thank you, Tyler.
Speaker 7 (01:48:34):
Here's a noise.
Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
Oh wait, he says, also have Tyler video, I mean
the latter videos in your DM. Okay, so we're gonna
have to start with Tyler next time. Uh, William, whose
last name I will not dos. Uh, thank you for
the five dollars and eighty two cent donation for gay
Conversion Therapy fund. I actually think it's much more expensive
(01:48:56):
than that, but you know, every drop in the bucket counts.
Speaker 7 (01:48:59):
Thank you very very much. Uh William for the five
dollars eighty two cents.
Speaker 6 (01:49:05):
Fuck.
Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
Okay, all right, we're gonna be mathing. I feel like
the stress already settling in from the the math coming in.
Speaker 3 (01:49:12):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
Thank you, Topo Chico amigo for here's more noises. For
the four dollars and forty four cent donation. You son
of a bitch, You son of a bitch, Topo Chico, amigo.
Speaker 8 (01:49:26):
All right, very very grateful, though, don't don't think I'm not,
because I am four dollars and forty four cents from
Topo Chico omego.
Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
And it just says math, which is great. All right,
we're going, We're we're continuing. Thank you, Michael, I've never
seen it spelled this way. For the eight dollars donation,
and he says, tips to homeschool your kids. Uh, there's
no there's no tips though. Oh oh oh right, the tip,
(01:49:55):
the money, the money is got okay, thank you, thank
you Michael for the eight dollar donation. I guess I
should homeschool him, right, I mean, everybody's home now, why
why wouldn't we do it?
Speaker 11 (01:50:06):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (01:50:07):
And then once again, thank you Tyler, who's the last name,
I won't talk. Thank you Tyler for the one dollar donation.
He says, who has the ballgags? That's a good question.
Who does have the ballgags? Tyler, you're the one that
bought the ballgags for Brohemian growth. I don't know where
they are. I know I didn't bring them home, so uh,
(01:50:30):
you know, I don't know. Oh, I did pronounce it right, Michael,
It is Michael, right, Michel Michel Uh. That's probably what
he gets all the time. Thank you, Tyler uh for
the one dollar donation. I don't know where the ballgags are,
but luckily they're not in my home because almost certainly
demons would follow. Toad may have them.
Speaker 7 (01:50:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
He top took off with him. Could well be could
well be the case. Okay, thank you guys very much.
We are shutting that down. We're moving on to Venmo
and we'll do a little refresh over here. See if
anybody Okay, people did send Venmo, and that's very nice
of you. Atma oh at my love atma uh. He
sent seven dollars and seventy seven cents, and so he
(01:51:11):
gets noises. Let's do seven of them seven, seven of them,
seven dollars and seventy seven cents. Thank you very much.
We're gonna put like that and do that with a
seventy seven okay, and he says you're onto something with Grock.
Happy birthday, Thank you very much, twice, two times, Thank
you very much. I do believe that I'm onto something
(01:51:32):
with Grok. It seems overtly obvious that they are trying
to win us over with the basedness of Grock and
and I'm interested to see what plot device that's going
to serve. All right, thank you, Atma. And then we
have Damien, whose last name I won't do that, I
won't talks. He says, get your ass to moon Lake.
(01:51:52):
That's right, that's actually like this this it's it's it's August.
I might have to go to moon Lake. Why not? Huh,
that's a property that's not far from Skinwalker Ranch in Utah.
They did email me back. Maybe I'll go, huh, what
(01:52:14):
do you guys think? Do we have anybody in Utah
that would like to see Nephyluin death squad out there?
Who knows what will happen on Moonlake? Thank you, Damian,
get your ask Moonlake. Thank you for the five dollars donation, Damien.
Lots of noises, lots of noises. Okay, we'll do that. Okay,
(01:52:36):
we're gonna start another line down there, and then soon
we're going to do the big math and we're gonna
end with Nancy Content. Thank you guys so much. That's
all on Venmo, closing that out. Now we're going to PayPal.
Speaker 4 (01:52:49):
It's time.
Speaker 1 (01:52:53):
Okay, we do have something on PayPal. What are you
sending extra money for? Okay, thank you to Thomas for
the nine dollars and eleven cents. Never forget. Oops, I'm
drawing on the wall with my marker.
Speaker 3 (01:53:08):
Oh no, oh no, not good.
Speaker 8 (01:53:14):
Eh.
Speaker 1 (01:53:16):
Oh that's bad. That doesn't come out. Oh no, I've
done a bad thing. I've drawn on my wall with marker.
Oh fuck.
Speaker 8 (01:53:28):
Anyway, thank you Thomas for the nine to eleven. Fantastic,
and he says, happy birthday. Thanks for the hours of
entertainment every week.
Speaker 1 (01:53:42):
Stay blessed you too, Thomas, wherever you are, whoever you are,
whose last name I won't dox. God bless you as well.
And thank you to Kate for sending more money despite
the fact that she's got no sleep whatsoever.
Speaker 7 (01:53:56):
I got my brother to join the chat.
Speaker 6 (01:53:58):
He is.
Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
Based base head. I see that's a fucking tongue twister.
Shout out to base base head. Oh, she says, say, Hi,
Well there we go. I did it anyway. She didn't
even have to pay me five dollars to say hello
to you, base base head. I'm happy because I'm collecting
Kate and her family. It's only a matter of time
until I have her parents, and then I can convince
(01:54:22):
them all to stop living in fucking Alaska and to
come down to Florida. And I don't know, I don't
know what we do from there. Will house you, guys.
We'll buy a warehouse, will keep you and your family
in it, and we'll record you and all of your
sort of spiritual happenings, not just for our entertainment forever
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research purposes, which is more important, I think. But God
bless you and your family, And shout out to there
he is. I see him. He's only gonna come up
as cat jam. And this is for those of you
who always wonder how come he never brings up my
super cool memes. I'm sorry, there's a disconnect between rock
and street and it just comes up as cat jam.
(01:55:03):
Very frustrating. I wish I could bring up the images.
It hurts me that I can't do that to you guys. Uh,
thank you, Thank you very much Kate for the five
dollars donation. Here's some sounds for you and your family.
Wait now, we're not gonna play that one again. I
almost played that Trump one that's for Kate and her
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whole family, because there's it's more than just Kate, So
there was you needed some extra noises there. Uh okay,
we're gonna toss that five dollars up on the thing
and then we're gonna do some math and then we're
gonna watch the murder. So we got five ten fifteen.
Wish there was more fivees in here. We could do
twenty five ten fifteen twenty No, that's just gonna confuse me,
all right, five ten fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen.
Speaker 9 (01:55:49):
Shit