NoDraws Podcast ft. Jack Thriller | EPIC Celebrity Stories, Wild Baby Plans & Usher Feed Cherries for Madea?! - NO DRAWS PODCAST

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I feel sexy, man, you gotta feel said, I feel
very sexy right the.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Lighting it look like being somebody living room that we're
not supposed to be in.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, come on now, and you see I got a
new assence. I've seen you right, it.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ain't got this? Is it the same? No, it looks
like it's the same one. How much this eye costs? Oh?
This from like yo? What's it? Eighty thousand? Nigga? How
do you get an eye for niggas? Lit da got
it for me? That shouts out the little duval man
for being the hood genie that he is.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Bro, we don't give him his flowers enough? No we don't, Man,
you either, No, you either, bro, because you want them.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
People like Bro, This nigga is like every time I
see you, like yo, he just be saying the most ridiculous,
hilariously honest shit, And I like, honestly over like funny,
gonna be funny, but honestly is way more funny, and
then trying to be funny. And I'll be telling people
that first, Thank you, man, I really really appreciate that.
So we got yeah, no draws everybody a special guests.

(01:00):
Today we got Jack Thriller in the building. Man, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I'm so happy to be here, and thank you for
the accommodations. You know, I'm a really big fan of
yours and I love what you do. Is your drive,
your your motion, your ambition, you know, just the way
you approach the game.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's just unapleasure to be in your presence, man, and
I appreciate it, and I feel like I'm doing something
right because some days I'll be looking at my bankcount
like what the fuck is going on today? It's not
messing by that you can't. Yeah, so I don't like
I just you know, if you're listening to this and
you're not a creative, you will't understand what I'm about
to say. But it's a lot of things that we

(01:40):
do that is not monetarily based.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
But see, let me tell you something that you got
going on that a lot of people ain't got going.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
You a young dude. For how old you is now?
Bat birthday last week? Turned thirty six? Dog yo?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
You you are good good you You in a real
good running man to become a multi millionaire about forty.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
You sound, and that's what everybody be saying. But I'd
be looking at like, hey, we're in the millions.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Kick in assume cause you you have the infrastructure down. Yeah,
you know how to do too much? All y you
one handshake, one deal away from it, bro.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Man, That's what I'll be hearing, and I'd be looking
at it. I'm like, I just I think it. I
think it's this project my uh that I'm I'm about
to do I'm working on. I think that's gonna be
the one to make everybody realize like, oh it's real,
Like he can really do this by hisself and with
like a group of people. He just need the phone
calls and the you know, the people that are hey,
oh we like this, let's be a sponsor at x
y z C. Here you go, rutgets. You want to

(02:37):
jump on the godamn lap in front of everybody. You
built it and you ready. Man, But it's a black thing.
It's a it's a I think it's a building it
with the people that you struggle with thing. Cause I
couldn't do nothing. This is what I'll create. A Saul studio,
this studio in because but for the pandemic, bruh, I
wasn't in here like that. I was just doing shit
and I was just here they're like, oh man. Then

(02:59):
I moved up to street and I was like, I
made it my purpose to be like, bro, if I'm
gonna be here, I'm gonna be here. And I just
came in. I'll be here every day shooting and editing, writing.
It's all I do all day long. That's what they
call keeping your head now, that's what they call it. Yeah, man, yep,
that's what I've been doing in here, kissing people dollars
in the mouth, keep my head down and just going.

(03:21):
That's what That's what it takes. Though.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
You focus, Bro, you focused, that's what that's what and
you know exactly what you want to do and said
that that's the that's the like ninety percent of it.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
For real. People don't know what they want to do. Yeah,
people don't even know what they be in the wind.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
They're just like I'm doing what like that. I don't
understand doing what they see other niggas. Do you doing
what you want to do? And am I correct?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
You're absolutely correct? This is exactly what you want to do. Yep. Okay, yeah,
it comes through.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
It shows through too, Like outside looking in, you you
already a multi millionaire if you wouldn't have told me
you wasn't, then I wouldn't know that you weren't.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Oh yeah, I would ay from your mof to God's ears.
Somebody go ahead and tign this over Black Effect eighty five.
Whoever's cutting checks? Really, I really would rather go with
people I know. To be honest with you, I know
how business is in this game.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
And brou I hear you talking. But I bet if
tied with bleachers call you tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
You taking that check, I'll be It's a new tide, man,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
With the cleaners, ain't nobody and me dress so fresh
or clean?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yep, I'm gonna have the band there. It's like he
looks like a sharecropper, but he's sensitive. Come on, come on,
just like our new Tide. No sensitive skin. Yeah, tied?
That could have been y'all right then and there thirty
thousand dollars. That's right, man. And this is real cotty
because I picked it. That's crazy, man. What you been

(04:49):
up to since the last time I saw you? Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Just trying to just getting in shape, man, you know
what I'm saying, get my body together, Okay, I can't
be no fat.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Nigga and blind at the same time, I gotta pick one.
You got a bigger struggle, Yeah, I got a people
that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I'm trying to be the best version of myself, man,
and you know, look the best I can.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
You know.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I've been, uh, you know, coming up with different ideas
for exactly how I want to come across on stage,
and you know what I'm saying, I just been coming
up with just uh working this transform transforming into exactly
what I want to, uh to be and everything, and
you know, trying to come up with a million dollar set.

(05:32):
You know, I want to be that that that comedian
that's making.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
One hundred thousand a weekend. Bro. You in my mind
you you do you Before Burke crashing, I heard all Wow.
You was wow before that. It was the way before.
I feel like so when I watched comedy or I
just watch entertainment, it's people that like see the future
and they be ahead of their time and everybody else
got to catch up in it. And I think you

(05:56):
one of them because I see it in myself and
my people hang around. I got homeboys that was like
doing certain things before it was hot, and then they
stopped doing it, and then it got hot. Yeah. And
then I was like, oh, you knew already. Yeah, and
they just was like, I don't want to do this.
I've been doing it for yeah. So and so that's me, bro,
That's definitely me. I get that all the time. Matter

(06:19):
of fact, Adam twenty.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Two he told me this, and this is you can
you can go. If you don't believe me, you can
go look it up viewer. They check out me on
No Jumper. He was just like check thriller.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Man.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
You know, I'm doing what I'm doing because of you.
I saw what you was doing and everything. You know,
So you just came out too early, and you know,
you was a pioneer and before the whole monetization of
this thing and whatnot. So yeah, yeah, and so it
made me feel good. Then it made me feel bad
at the same time.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Because you was like, too early. But that's your gift. Yeah,
it's my gift. That's your gift.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
And I feel like people are appreciated later, but I'm
trying to say, put myself in a position to where
they can appreciate it and I can appreciate it right
now and just catch up with it because.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Even though I feel sixty five, I have to remember.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'm forty three, and that's still young enough to go ahead.
And yeah, when I say, I mean that an experience.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah, yeah physically No, I know you feel a very
young and vibrant okay, god, but I feel like I've
been doing it so long. I can only imagine because
you've been doing it for a twenty five years.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Probably will man since I'm twelve years old, bron, you know,
so a little bit longer.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Than so like to me. I personally feel like when
you do when you and you work for yourself, basically
that's what you're doing. You have so many experiences that
you I don't want to say, you become knowledgeable. And
why is it way quicker than everybody else Because everybody
got a fallback. You got a job that's going to
go to We got no choice. We have to do.
You got no choice. I don't like I like doing this.

(07:55):
I work like I don't even get paid for this.
Make sure I like and subscribe. By the way, what
it do help me find two certain things that I
have to do for later on when the checks do come.
So like when it's coming, don't feel like I'm upset
and I'm up like frustrated, like I never did this before,
looking for for the Heny Boom got it first. Try

(08:16):
ain't knock over nothing. The trick is to take your time.
Take your time, young man, Mama used to say. Mama
used to say, if you'll lie, what's your favorite era
of music? I think the eighties. Eighties got it. Eighties
got it, he because you could play some of them

(08:37):
hits and right now and everybody will be in the
house trying to do cocaine a little bit. I mean.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
What I would have to go, man, I'm sixties and
seventies man, myself, like.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Like, what what songs in sixties and seventies? Man?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I love as then Shout by the Beatles, something I
listened to every day. Man, just my all the Temptations catalog,
but with with all three eras, all three of the
voices Eddie Kendricks, David Ruffin and I dinnist at What's

(09:19):
yeah Yeah? Paul Williams I liked.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
I like the Originals Jackson five Jackman is great.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Man.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I ain't really realize how good they was to one day.
I just was high and I was cleaning up and
I just put it on. I like these the checks
in five they gonna eat for like nine to ten generations. Bruh.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Jackson five, so over one hundred and fifty million.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Albums and that physical album that's not digitough, that's that
physical albums.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
People had to get up and go get that churches them.
Hey mind, you did you hear what I just said?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Jackson five, and that's just only that. Yes, this is
before Mike goes so long. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
It's probably even man, and that's either you're what I
just said before, might go solo.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
So Mike in total he then sold by himself four
hundred and fifty million albums.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Almost half a billy is wild. You can't even do
that now because it's streaming.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
And I said that to say that, So when you
be hearing people that were comparing themself to Michael Jackson,
you can't.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
It's impossible.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
You can't, no matter what you say. What oh, I
hate the Chris you know you was Chris Brown sold total.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Ain't nowhere near that forty million and forty million damn
that's I saw him. Can you really put them in
the same class, Michelle? You can't because they have physical albums,
but the skill set is dissimilar. Skill say like the
dancing and like the entertainment value, because ain't nobody else
close to him. I would say, you know why, you know,

(10:52):
you know why you can't do that right?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Once again, era, this is the time where it ain't know,
it ain't no TV where they they weren't even playing
Michael Jackson on TV like that. They weren't playing him
on TV like that when he's doing what the fuck
he was doing.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Bro, You're right, he would see him once and.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
You'll see him every once in a while. It was
all radio. Radio did that ship. And then when he
did get on TV, this ship just blasted all the
way the fuck off. It wasn't no Instagram, it wasn't
no regular video shows. It wasn't no regular video shows

(11:35):
for black folks being stuff in the eighties.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
It wasn't Yeah, it wasn't TV just it wasn't none
of that.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
It was just yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
And when it did come, he was the Michael Jackson
had lobbied for for when he did Thriller, he lobbied.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
He said that he pretty much boycott.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
He made everybody boycott MTV and whatnot and say you
can't even play my videos and whatnot if you don't
let it. You don't play everybody else's videos. He ushered
in that. That's why you can't compare him, because he
had power.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, that's why I killed him. Power. This is in
the eighties. It's like eighty two, eighty three. Oh, this
is black mic. This black mic. Okay, black Mike did
that for y'all. Black Mike did that for y'all. That
might did a lot for everybody else he did. You
know that he holds the Guinness Book World workers are
the most philanthropy, right, how much money gave back? Over
five hundred million dollars half of being too a little

(12:34):
that's gave away? That sold much money? Who can you really?
Can you compare with anybody that? I don't know if
you could just give away five hundred men like that,
like in my mind, that's so many do it here?
Say what you just said again one more time. If
I can give away five hundred mill like that, who
got it to give away? That's Michael Jackson Elon mus
I don't know if that's even crazier that much. It's

(12:56):
motherfucker that gout it ain't giving it away. You're absolutely correct.
Five hundred million is a lot. I know how much
one hundred thousand looking in my account, and I can
feel I can understand how you be feeling. But if
you just got five hundred million sitting around, like, what
does your mind say? Like at this point money is
not an issue? How do you move through life when

(13:17):
you have that much money and that much you just
got to just sit there. You don't do nothing because
you did everything. I don't know, I've never been that
rich before or wealthy.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
And hold on, and then he go another one the
motherfuckers that sold the most albums in the world is
the Beatles, and he owns this shit.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, he bought all the cattle life and they sold
over six hundred and fifty million albums. That's crazy. Once again,
can you compare him again? Michelle? You know now that
you say that as far as that, you're right because
I was going off a peer like the dancing and stuff.
But if you go off everything, you're right, you're absolutely correct.
And then once again, era the era, the era. Yeah,

(14:01):
you're right because I ain't never think about that part
because I forgot he bought like half of Sony's catalog,
which owns the Beatles, that owns Elvis just generally a
bunch of people. But then like he didn he died,
he bought Eminem ship. The fact that he bought eminem publishing.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
He bought his publishing when he started talking about him,
but you know about your publishing.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
He bought his published. That's who do that? You know
how who do that? Yeah? He was a sauce. Come on,
you think you talked ship. Have you ever met Michael Jackson? No?
I never did. You got a chance to me Michael.
You have you seen him? Or like just like, oh,
Mike right there. I never did see Michael Jackson. Would
have been done to see. No, No, I never did

(14:45):
I met I met the family I have. I have
not met the family. His mom knows who I am
before he died. Jermaine, I met everybody. That's the only
person I want to say. I met Oprah twice. That
was cool.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Now I don't even know what what to say.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
And that was because Tyler Perry. Tell me why you
met Oprah bro Well, I was working at Tyler Perry
Studios right when she had first started that old network. Yes,
and you know her and Tyler Perry had some sort
of deal, so we're producing their TV shows. Yeah, and
one day we was like, they was like Oprah coming
and we knew she was coming. There was white dudes
with suits showing up. That's how we knew. We were like,

(15:30):
oh this niggas was soups. What's going on today? Service man?
Oprah got she got fruit of Islam service. But they're
not black. They white. They just show up. Yeah, wow,
white fruit of Islam. I don't know if that's what
should call him that nineteen Keys. Don't get mad at me, brother,
Rizzy Islam. Really she just found out about Islam today.

(15:53):
You ain't know about the second coming man. Yeah, like
I met him too. We shot him downstairs. We did.
I got one of his first interviews. That's crazy. Did
you know that? I did not know that? Yes, first
hip hop I got that. Yeah, I have there. Me
and Brinzim like that. Yeah, that's crazy. He came here,

(16:13):
he got he got the same security as Oprah. My
brother showed up in their suits like a couple hours
early and was surveying the place, and then you know
he was coming. It's kind of like you feel the
energy before they come. That's how it was when uh
I met Oprah. Oprah was three hours late, so we
was in this like set for two hours with no
ac if anybody, if anybody gonna be three hours late,

(16:36):
it could be Oprah. Yeah, but she blessed us though
she came, and what does that mean when the don't
do that right there?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
But he was just trying to get in your lap
He wanted the hug on your hips.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yeah he think he thinks I'm cool. Yeah, he just
he lap dog. He just wanted to see it and
look cute.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I'm about to got you close to boom in here.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Uh, let me see. Oprah was late three hours. So
we were just in there sweating and stuff. And then
she came and she's like, hey everybody. That's the first
time She's like, hey everybody, I know I'm late, but
you know you made our shows number one on the network.
And to show my gratitude, everyone's getting extra thousand dollars
on their check this week. Shit happened to me twice.

(17:19):
She came. The first time I met her, she touched me. Actually,
I just she touched me off in the middle of
scoop of potatoes mashed potatoes on the plate at lunt.
You was getting mashed potato. She walked into I saw
her before everybody else all her because I used to
work in accounting and production. Nah. I saw her in
the hallway with Tyler and mister Perry and I ain't

(17:41):
know who the lady was because she was just walking
around and I'm like, that look like Oprah And he
was like, hey, everybody's Oprah. I'm like, oh shit, for real,
I'm thinking that of it. I'm like, they gonna have
a meeting. I ain't know she's gonna come to the
whole production and we're getting food. We just finished a
recording the show. It was the last day, you know
how I did. And if you shoot or you had
a big ass yeah, crafty food. They be having shrimp,

(18:05):
they be having lobsters, steaks all the no, No, I
don't know. Okay, So if anybody ever worked on the
TV and film said but I have or we didn't
have that, Yeah you have all. Well, Tyler Perry be
doing ship from it be the blackest like up across
like billionaire type ship. You'll be sitting there like, nigga,
what am I doing? Like you really be feeling like

(18:26):
black royalty. So it's enough lobster for everybody, and it's
way more than enough lobster niggas was taking extra lobsters
home and like I'm scooping the my and she came
in and she's like, hey, oh shit, over touched me.
This in my mind, I ain't said a loud everybody quiet.
She do it again. She's like, well, you guys, did
she know the first time? The second time she touched me?

(18:49):
First time she just was in front of everybody.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Did when she touched me was get your goddamn hands
off of me, nigga.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
No. I was just like, oh, I put it on
the inside and kept it. I kinggled one time hard
when I almost had a heart attack. That's what I
did on it. Oh shit, she took me. Man, she
left that room. I've never seen that many women cry.
It got loud, just fuck man scared, running eyelashes peeling off,

(19:16):
women hyperventilating. I had never seen that before in my life,
and I have and I I go right there and
it's crazy. The only other person I think I may
have seen do that is like I think for Real
was supposed to come one day to the studio and
I saw the people. I don't think he ever came
in our building, but everybody was excited to see for real.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Hey, bru, let me tell you something I met for
real one time on the red carpet. He came straight
to me. He was like, man, I love you man,
You's so funny. And what I was looking back because
I was trying to say who the fuck he was
talking to? It was so confusing.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
He's like, no, I'm talking to you, JACKU really you're hilarious. Man.
I watch you. We watch your stuff all the time
in the studio and like, man, get the fuck out
of here, thank you. I really a man. It fucked
me up.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
You ever know who be watching? You never know who
they want.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
And somebody told me that if Michael Jackson was still alive,
he'd have definitely Oh I know, I remember now Jermaine
told me that he was.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
He would have definitely been in my ship.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
And then when I see seeing that Michael Jackson was
really into comedians from Alex Thomas told me this really
funny story when he touched his nose and stuff, like
Michael loved comics. Love comics.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
I think most musicians do, because comedy and music are
the same.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
He's just one just has the music over yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, yeah, because you know what's crazy, But it's my
fantasy to be a goddamn R and B song.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
I can see that because you can sing. You carry
a note a little bit. Man. Them hoes be loving
it when you sing them in the bed, thank you.
I'm telling you. You see me in the bed with
a lady in your feets, playing y'all like you. I
love fussy, you gotta. I love fussy. That's my That's
how I know I'm gonna love. I'm gonna leave it
in one time with you to see if we can
have baby, or if you're gonna see if its baby

(21:11):
Germany comes. You know, sometimes play foot season singing to
a lady talk that ship. That's so.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
What you was doing over at Tyler Perry Studios was
the job. I was a production con production accountant.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
You was in charge of the money. I wasn't in charge.
I was on the lower tier.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
There's several huwish people, but I was still in the
room like when they be making decisions, like I know
how much budget is for movies, Like I always know
when people get deals. I'm like, bro, you could have
did X, Y and Z because I saw the paperwork.
I understood what I was looking at.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
So when you when the viral video went out just
past week about Tyler period when he was on uh
Kirk Franklin's show.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Oh yeah, I seen that. You saw that? You saw
the partis of it.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Well, it was a part where he was talking about
like he's still an underdog and you know with some
of his counterparts get twenty seven thousand children, twenty seven
million episode and he only gets four million for production budget.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
I'm sure. I'm sure. It's like did you see you
you saw that that type of ship. I saw the
like I don't want to say like the day to
day per episode, but so like he'll shoot a lot
of episodes, so I just they break it down with
by days, by the production so.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
And he does that because of like the budgets that
he's a lotted and he splits it up.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah. Got, But it's also it's also like so Rich,
say we're doing an episode or something, it normally takes
a week seven days. That's how long it take a
shoot the episode of.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Right, it was a ways supposed to write. So aback
the old the old formula.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, Tyler Perry do like maybe three or four episodes
in a day. Yeah, maybe two or three today so
that's like a markup of like thout.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Which means getting their money all.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
It's like cutting the brick into instead of you having
a whole. He couldn't he cutting the dope, Yeah, and
then stretching it with that little ten percent that he
using everybody. So that's how he make the money.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
So so okay, so he he.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
He's using what he got. That's why. Yeah, that's why
it works. That's why it works, and that's why he's
able to get got it because he's if you would
have gave him a twenty seven many, you would have
had like thirteen different Tyler Perry projects. That's why. So
they don't they don't really know what this motherfucker really

(23:42):
capable of. Oh no, they don't. They just be giving
them that. And that's that was me. It's a nigga budget. Yeah,
this is.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
And we well we're complaining about the ship your niggas
is some fucking haters we shipped on our cell.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Man, that's is so now that you just broke that
down right there even more because when he told when
he said that ship on the on the Kirk Franklin Show,
I was like, wow, But now when you you you
you put it in more perspective.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I'm like, Yo, we really got to get a hold
of ourselves. Hey man. It's because we think the white
man ice better year with it, yep. And it's like
they don't understand, like we the sauce sweeter of everything.
If Atlanta specifically be like we not doing nothing but
working with all black people in Atlanta. If you ain't
in this state, if you ain't black, if you ain't

(24:35):
that niggas the whole industry, we'd be like, damn, so
where we're gonna get Like they might go to New
York and all that, but you're not gonna get what
we give, y'all. That's right, that's right. That's even looking
down to like even eighty five solid man, y'all. They
could never go anywhere else and get nothing like that.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
And even I just heard DC talking about them that
ship love on on Goddamn Angela Ye's show. They were
he was talking about what's the hardest part about doing
all this? And he said, Hey, when you own ship,
niggas don't want to give you no money. They don't
because you because you already know your worth and whatnot.
And then you ain't pressed to just take any damn thing.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
And when he.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Said that, a light bulb went off of my head
like a motherfucker, and I was like, Okay, this deep.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
They this the next level. They get it, man, because
they get it because we don't know. Like, to be
honest with you, you're looking at uh I just look
at everything. It's like everything is in cyclical things. We've
seen the same thing over and over again. It's just
different farms. AI been here. AI once was Radio then
once it then when it went from Radio win to
TV AI and then it's the Internet's AI. Now it's

(25:46):
AI Internet. It's all the same ship. It's just something
to make life a little bit easier for us. But
I look at eighty five like no Limit, No Limit records. Yeah,
they putting out all this. It's the SIME ship. But
for comics. Yeah yeah, they're doing a masterpiece sh it.
Yeah yeah, it's the science It's science ship. Science shit

(26:06):
is a Rockefeller jay z. You know. Same ship is
for realing them when they was doing Neptunes and all that.
It's just a creative hub for people to work together
and make money to get in the ecosystem. And the
more you do it, the more you make more money,
you just gotta be okay with you know, maybe not
getting as much as you think you worth at the moment,
but it's something to keep you a float, to.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Keep you going and in the in the game and
doing in the game what you say you wanted to
do with your life. Yeah, and it's up to you
to figure out how to add to it. Yes, add
to the situation to get more money. Figure out like
I want me being over eighty five. Every day I'm
thinking to myself, how can I add to their ship

(26:49):
so I can help them make money, so it can
help me make money.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, And that's how you're supposed to think.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh yeah, like I e even when I when I
when it comes to Uptown Comedy Corner and my show,
like how can I help Angelo and Lee get more
money so I can help me make more money?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
And whatnot?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
How can I be an asset to this nucleus? Because
people be thinking that people hating on them, they hating
on you, they waiting on you.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, it really is, they waiting on you, dude. Ain't
nobody hating on it.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Ain't nobody even thinking about your ass That's what that's what.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
It is true for real, Like, don't nobody really think
about you till they think about you. You gotta make
them think about you and do something that count. Yeah,
it's a lot of people don't want to be a
lot of people want to be comfortable in the thinking
about you, like they want to do something like, yeah,
I did this, you should be able to think about me. Like, Nigga,
you did the same shit everybody else is doing, So
why would I think about you? You did, You copied

(27:42):
and pasted that a billion times, and we're sick of it.
We're tired of it. Bro, I'll be seeing nigga. When
I watched Kill Tony, all I see is a water
down version of eighty five soft show. That's all that
shit is. And I'm not not this and that, but like,
you know, it is.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
What it is is white. Yeah he got the complexion
for the protection.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah he do. And it's like, oh, I get it.
But I guarantee you you could put all of the
people that was on the best to Kill Tony against
the niggas that have been doing comedy for four years
in Atlanta and they will way better show. I can
guarante I could put my life on it. I could
put my whole car off on it for random people.
You can even put eighty five on it, like everybody
do ten minutes and kill Tony. But they gotta do

(28:24):
you know what we should do. We should have a
competition between all of the kill Tony best us and
eighty five and whoever is under the umbrella. And they
do go around and do shows.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
But one thing that's dope about to kill Tony. He
gives the like super unknownnowns.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah, but it'd be weird. I'm with it. I'm with
you there. But it's like, damn they be on tour,
which wuld be weird to me because I'd be like
brow words ago. But it works. I've never been on
you know why. You know why I work because Tony.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
He's he noticed that we've come to a place right
to where the standard of comedy or this entertainment period
the bar is so low and your people are gonna laughing.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
But dog, they don't know that they're getting jipped out themselves.
No tickets, you know they don't.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Man, when you will scrawling through your phone for free,
looking at the ship that you're looking at whatever you
motherfucker's doing, he's laying ass skits these super low brow
ass this is nothing. He just know that if he
puts it on a different platform and then put a
price tag on it, that he can he can be

(29:37):
compensated for it. And he places it around his personality
in himself, then adds in a couple of other notable
folks and whatnot as judges. And while I you you
gotta you gotta pure.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Middle America right there.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, yeah, because all he's doing is just exposing hisself.
And then that's why you do the little interview ption
of it, so he can expose his personalit the around
it without working that hard.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, he just making the check because off the name and.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, and then once again these are straight up unknowns.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
And when you when you do it like.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
That, right, get you right?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
When you do it like that, When you do it
like that, did I get it right?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:21):
When you when you do it like that, it almost uh,
it's like the lottery.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah, it shows you that the game ain't fall away.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
I could go over to Austin, Texas and possibly live
my dream of being a stand up comedian on kill Tony.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
He brings that to life for you. There's a lot
of people I know leaving going to Texas talking about
like I want to get all I gotta do is
get on kill Tony. I'm like, okay, go ahead, do it.
I'm like, that's not my journey's not my ministry. Yeah yeah, yeah,
but I could do it. I could go over there
and do well, but I'm just like, I don't.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
It's still the luck of the draw, yeah, because you
still that deliver and have a groundbreaking, spell bounding performance
that bring everybody in and.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Like, I want to see this motherfucker again. Can you
do that? You can do that? You can? Can you
do that?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
And then when when I say you these there's millions
of yous out there when I say yet, this represents everybody,
And once again it's.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
The luck of the draw.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
But you actually get an opportunity to get inside the draw.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
You do because you if you get caught up there,
you like you in it. You might not win it,
but if based all your face, yo, you might get
one hundred you might get one hundred thousand people followed
you off that easy. Now, what you're gonna do with that? Yeah?
I was gonna say, it's the what you're gonna do
with that? What you're gonna do? You hear down to
a tour. Are you gonna try to make some merchandise?
What's your plan? Do you have a plan? Most people

(31:51):
don't ninety five sending the people don't got a plan.
I want to be talking about it earlier, talking about
that earlier. You gotta have you gotta know what the
fuck you want to do. Yep, you gotta know what
you want to do. You got to know how to
use kill Tony in in that space.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
And you know, just to go back to double back
what we were talking about earlier with eighty five. One
thing that I like about eighty five they don't feed.
They don't. They're not in competition with anyone but themselves,
so you can be. But they created a platform that
and that puts them inside of a lane by them
saying you can't even duplicate the ship that they don't.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
At all because you will have to figure it out.
And they don't. They just did it just out of blue. Yeah,
but no blue. They don't know, No, they don't. They
don't know how this ship God chose them. Yeah, they
and they trusted. The thing is they trust each other
in the money and the judgment. A lot of people
like will fall out over money and like even for

(32:48):
them to be able to do all of this together,
because everybody's three different people, different money and all that stuff.
For them to be able to cultivate that over the
years is amazing because a lot of people wouldn't have
made it this far, like I was not eight percent
of people. But also that's the power of Atlanta. I
personally feel like Wakanda is Atlanta, like when they talk
about it in the movies, it could be Africa, but

(33:09):
I don't know if you can create this in Africa,
Like it has to be a place where it comes from.
Like everybody struggle a little bit. We came together and
made super niggas. That's really what we are. We superhero
to people, Like if somebody look at you on your phone,
I'm sure they'd be like, bro, I've been watching you
for years and you'll be sitting there like for real,
I'm just trying to get my bills paid. I'm just

(33:30):
trying to get But to somebody else, you a superhero.
Even to me, I don't even believe that shit. It
took me about It took me like ten months to
realize that, oh I'm not regular no more, right, And
then nobody give you no therapists to go go through
that ship. You gotta figure that out. You got to
learn that you go with it is no flue print. Man.
The women don't really like you school. They don't like you.

(33:52):
They like you, don't like what you represent. The idea, Yeah,
the idea that should be crazy to see it. And
you'd be like, oh, you don't like me, you just
like that? I okay, cool.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Hey, bro, motherfucker be thinking I'm numb because that I
now don't have feelings because I look at shit a
certain type of way.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
No, I know, the really that you get, the more
unreal this shit gonna get. Yeah, And that's why I
always keep what do you do to keep yourself around? There?
Because I got my homeboys that I grew up with
with me, that's in the group chat with me. I
always keep my homeboys that don't work any shit all
with me. And so they could make me be like, bro,
I'm not tripping, and they'd be like, no, you're not tripping, Okay,
all right, I'm not tripping there. Well. I read lots

(34:36):
of self help books and I pray a lot.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Man, I'm always asking God to you know, just please
visit me and order my steps and whatnot, and just
keep me, keep me all day, and keep the people
around me all day.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Because I be I'll be honest with you first. You know,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Believe everything that I see, and I don't see much
because of my eyesight and stuff. But I don't believe
everything that I hear either, and whatnot. You know what
I'm saying, Like, especially when I fits on the phone
or on TV and all of this ship and I
feel like everything is always a hustle.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
I just talked to God. Man. That's all you can do.
Just talk to God. Man. Yeah, man, And that's all
you can do. That's all I do every day. I come,
I wake up, make sure I'm mentally, physically and emotionally straight,
call my mom, call my daddy, call my sister, call
my family, check up on all man so and so sick,
Let me call on them, talk to him, and then

(35:39):
going about my day. But I think that's that's something
you gotta do. But that's a luxury A lot of
people don't have. That is that is I was.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
I was talking to Michelle Is a couple of hours ago,
and uh, you know, we were just talking about you know,
dating people and and uh and then we was talking
about you know, she was saying that she was uh
dating a guy and found out he was homeless. And
I was telling her, Man, I wake up every morning
and and and I pray, I pray, and I'm just

(36:10):
thanking God.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Man, I got somewhere to stay. I don't even got
a car, but I got two parking spaces I got.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I have two parking spaces, and I'm looking for a
truck right now to put inside the parking space.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
You driving it. I won't have a driver, yeah, yeah, right,
yeah right, So to go on to it, you know,
from state to state and do my thing and ship
need something big enough to put my merch in.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah yeah, the suitcases, the two niggas, the two niggas.
That's gonna be goddamn driving.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
It's gonna be a's gonna be at least one. It's
gonna be one to two.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah, there's gotta be two niggas and stuff so that
they can care my ship, you know, deal with my personality.
And you know what I'm saying, Get me to the
gym in the morning, and ship get me.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
To the shows.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah yeah, I'll go get my check from the goddamn
the owners of the club.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, that shit. How do you feel like, well, touring like,
from what I've been seeing, I'm just being out here
on these streets doing I think touring is like getting
to I don't know, I get to the space where
I'm at theaters now, but I'm at the space where
I know I can come through it. You go to like
an alternate venue that just like you just buy this
out and then fill it up, and you think that's
what I think that's the new way of touring. Like

(37:23):
it don't have to necessarily be in a place that's
like a theater or a comedy club I actually enjoy.
We might be at the Google tech spot where they
just like they do conferences or something and it might
be kind of cool, might be couches or something and
it just looked different, but they there for comedy. I
think that's the new wave of comedy. Or you putting

(37:43):
me on right now.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
You know, my game plan was, you know, for between
the season of twenty twenty five, on the rest of
twenty twenty five and then you know all of twenty
twenty six, you know, hitting all the comedy clubs and stuff,
and now.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
You could do it that way too. You could do
all of that, but I've been just doing so many
alternative venues that it'll be like, bro, we done packed out.
It's random. You're a very alternative ecleptic guy. Yeah, you
can do anything for Yeah, you're right, but weird. I
envy that. No, I think see in my mind, I
just feel like you do the same thing.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
I feel like I can see you entertaining Bill Gates now,
I can see you entertaining market Zuckerberg down.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, because it ship, because they be needing real ship.
I always understand, like them people that go corporate like
we need to clean show, they don't want that ship.
They want nothing to do with clean. They don't want
to they want to hear all the stuff that they don't.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
But you clean enough to be just dirty enough for
the people that are inside.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Does that make you get it dirty enough? Like because
it's more so with and it's way more wit. Yeah,
And they be thinking. I just be saying, I say ship,
but I'm making you think a little bit. You one
of the weittiest motherfuckers I know. But I appreciate it. Man,
You're going to be out here touring and getting to
it man.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Oh yeah, bro, Like I said before, my goal is
to get a hundred recks a weekend by the end
of twenty twenty six and whatnot. And you know, like
I said, I'm or playing on getting with some of
the that's the best writers in the game.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
You're getting it shape because you gotta get people don't know. Hey, man,
when you tours. I was just talking to my mama
today about that. I was never a I need to
be a fashionist to type in this, and now I
be like, damn, I'm about to be on stage with
big cameras. I got to actually care about how I
dress look and I'm not. I'm not a I am
a I'm putting on whatever I'm aware is none of

(39:36):
it gonna make sense, But it's gonna make sense because
I'm wearing it.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Yeah, because it looks the ship gotta be your it's
your style to look good on you, as Bruce Bruce
would say, and whatnot. You you got to figure out
what that style is. It's gonna make you stand that way.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Niggas there where you do where motherfucker be out in
public and they said, damn, is that fird?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
But no, it's a motherfucker that's inspired by they picked
that outfit.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Out right there. Now, he looks androdging, Yes, that's my
whole ship. I'm trying. You're gonna go androgen. Bro's gonna
be crazy. Hey, Bro, I would just add a.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Party on the fourth of July, and motherfucker thought I
was a dyke and I.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Was so so happy.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
I was so like, Nigga, I'm getting pretty like that
to Nigga, I kind of like a girl.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
A little bit. I kind of like I got at
It's He's exact. It's wild. Heygnt Nigga, you pretty man.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
I've been I've been trying to be pretty for long.
I'm trying to get my mohammed a lea on and
what not. But now now just let me know that
I got to get my body to balance out a
little bit more, to get my body more manly and
then to blend in where with with my androgen his face,
like his features, I'm yeah with dyke, his fistures exactly
like I was already talking to now now the other

(41:04):
day about the girl I used to go with.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Look like Prince. He understand what I was trying to
tell him, Like Prince kind of like Holly Beard. You
know what I'm saying. I see what you're saying, because
they got like a feminine face and the band he
got the same haircut. So he is a pretty little
lady him. And you knew what I was talking to.
You knew what I was talking about the other day, Prince.
But no, no, but you understood where I was coming from. Well,

(41:30):
he said he didn't understand that. He he just dealing
with the part that Prince is a man. Yeah, if
you know, he looked like a bitch. You do look
like a lady with chest hair, with ches.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
That's why remember say that the girl I was with,
don't got no hand on a chat said that ship.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
She looked like he didn't get He didn't get it
because he looked at the mad part. You gotta get
a prince as just a person like that. You do
look like a woman in the face. You look like
a soft And if you bring that motheruck up in prison,
them motherfucker's going crazy to see that can walk in there.
Nigga Nigga killing, nigga killed niggas by Prince to be
trying to I'm ready to talk his what that's rich.

(42:08):
It ain't even when you print. Yeah, they they say,
don't look into his eyes. It was crazy. I don't
think I want to be around there man like that.
You know who might have that aura on him that
I seen in real life was Usher Usher t I
was shooting a special Central Station, Central Station, Central stage
and Usher came in and you could feel Usher with

(42:30):
the room. It just was like I've seen girls like
I've seen ladies coochies turned on me and I was like,
this is what happens when USh she gets here. Then
he got that little Usher smirk and then he was like, Oh,
this nigg can do no wrong like this be doing
that like that? Yeah, what are you doing? Usher? Do

(42:54):
be like that? You can't tell you be like if
you ever been like well most people probably won't, but
if you ever see Usher, he got like a smirk
to be like, I know I got hold.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
He know he know he could take in the room.
Nigga be feeding nigga bitch of cherries.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Man. That's which is crazy. He don't never do it
to a bit by himself. It'd be a group of holes.
He ain't like, ain't here got a bitch, I can't
got damn embarrassed. This nigga in front of you. Think
he'd just be picking out a bit I said, yeah,
he ain't. He looking for a group of bitches. He
looking for a bitch. They got with it with a
nigga that look that he can tell loody bit to death.
You know, be crazy what media was in there. He

(43:30):
had to feed me niggas feeding Medea cherryt nigga would
be that would break the internet. Nigga. If I watch
that and Medida pop up out, Hey, bro, you need
to go ahead at Oh yeah, I will die laughing
if I saw that, Bro. But yeah, Usher got the

(43:51):
oor like Prince h Bruno Myers got a prince or
he looked like a little lesbian art teacher. For real.
That nigga look like he can paint so well and
and sculpt and great with pottery and deal with them kids.
But you you forget as a man. But he a
little lesbian, He little lesbian man nigga.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Because I'm over ten niggas about the brat and all
the mother nigga nigga, don't understand why I love the
brat like that.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah, I'm sorry that brother, It's all good. Yeah, yeah,
Why do you like the Brad because because you'll y'all
built the same. I'm just asking y'all kind of after
she had that baby, y'all kind of could wear the
same outfits. Why she looked like that? Did I hit
a sensitive subject? You're talking about the woman I love?

(44:41):
Oh you love the Brad like in real life? Yes?
I love her? Oh my god on hold on, you
could be complimenting me right now and here taking this
the wrong.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I was like, y'all built the same and we're the
same outfits. I ain't say I apologize. You was looking
at you know where he was going? Yeah, like I
thought you were disrefected, my lady man, But then I
had realized that that I'm a bad bitch. Thank you, bro,
Thank you? Can I apologize to you? Sorry? Man?

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (45:12):
You all right? Yeah, I'm sorry. We we we fixed
it in black community. Look at that. Black men don't
need therapy. No, black men is not. We just need
other groups. Did you say you got I was joking.
I ain't got no what you got? Brown over there?
I don't know, but we could check in a couple seconds.

(45:34):
Hold on, hold on, Michelle over there, your looking Kevin
over No, it's over it's back there by me, it's
behind you. Yeah, that's a whole bunch of Okay, got you.
I was like, there's a whole bunch of ship back there,
and you know I can't read. Yeah, I know, and
it's like, give metcha, let's go ahead. And yeah, was
I gonna say, you said the Brad I didn't know
you was in love with the Brath. I know. I

(45:54):
love her with all my heart. You hear that? Yeah?
You know? She just yeah, she's it on GGN.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Back in twenty thirteen, when Snoop Dogg asked me, if
you can get any woman pregnant in the world and
don't have to take care of the baby, who would
it be? And I said to brag, wow, and this
nigga had split up smoke and everything. He was, Yeah, bros,
on my page if you go, it's my third pin
on my Instagram and go.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Check it out. That is that is a great question.
I'm trying to think. But hold on, hold on, but listen.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
It was unfathomable in twenty and thirteen. Then she ends
up having a baby.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
In twenty twenty four, twenty twenty three, three years later, Yeah,
twenty twenty three and it's been two years. Yeah, man,
that's crazy. I say ten years later. I saw that
long time ago though. I know the Coochimi is great
tight man because it got low mileage, booted hole tight all.
They that was Alan iris in on it, Broyd Jones,

(46:54):
Kurk Frost. She had real niggas in there. Oh yeah, yeah,
you gotta if you get if you canna hit this Stu,
you're gonna be real. The only thing that puts it
missing with me? Yeah you would. Yeah, Jack Thurler on
her list of nigga. That's that's hilarious. You'll be on it.
You'll be Eskimo Brothers with Alan iverson roy I love.

(47:17):
That's what I would do for a clemb back bar
and Eskimo would. What is it? Eskimo pie? Yeah? What
is that? Oh? You ain't never had an Eskimo pie?
What the hell is that? That sounds disgusting and I
might need a shot afterward. But what does that mean?
Oh that's like you know when you need the boot
hole and what else? Yeah, Eskimo pie. I thought it

(47:41):
was some other it was going to introduce another person
in there. Oh no, I thought he'd be like yeah, no, no, no,
oh god, well, no, I thought it was going that way,
like jack don't. I wasn't ready. I was ready to
lose it. I was like, no, come on this Jackie.
It's Jackie Baby. Yeah, it's Jackie Baby. He being his
bad big self and his white lady living room in
right now. Boy, your full with that one? Boy? Come on,

(48:04):
just stop? What's up with you? Man? I don't know.
I don't know about you sometime. Man, Man, I got
some questions. Go, I didn't know that you was that
in love with the Brad. Hey, the Brad. You make
sure you gotta come on here and rebubble back that
I indeed loves you, Yes, because I believe him. But
he knows that she knows the Brad. Do you know

(48:27):
she knows Bro like a little kid. You don't hear crack? Yes,
I've seen man. He wrapped up Peter Street a couple
of ago Cinema d M and ask him who am
I in love with? And that's gonna say the Brad. Yes,
you know, because you know, you know he worked with
her on that TV show the Dish Network. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

(48:49):
yeah yeah, ask him. I'm about to be I'm gonna
put it up like, hey, crack is, who is Jack
in love with man? Everybody know that that's what it's
come some ship like that. Michelle, did you know what?
I was a live with a brand like that? She
was today years old when she found out. Yeah, I

(49:10):
got some question brand new pussy, brand new out the box,
niggas with a few miles only the only two two
or three miles. Yeah, two owners. She went to school
and bingo and that's all she did.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Yeah, they have motherfucker car, car working like a motherfucker.
Then they and then they didn't add a couple of
features in there, just to keep it up to date.
They putting the little camera so you can back up.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Yep. You definitely got an old new sounds and whole
new engine. Yep.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Then they made a push button start on the motherfucker,
the change the inition on the bitch.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
That's exactly what they did. New y is who is
now you have a baby that's out of the brand
and prenatal vitamins. I don't know what they did, but ladies,
if you're a regular person, you can only that that's goals.
But that's probably not gonna happen to you in your
life because the brat is like one, what's fifty years old?
Had that baby man the new snap back pussy. That's

(50:08):
even crazy shit, didn't Jenny. That's how I won that
fifty and she had wanted fifty. Also is like she
got all the money. If you got a lot of money,
you can do that. You can do whatever you want
to do. If you got all the money, you definitely can.
I saw how much it costs took for a women,
a regular woman in society to freeze her eggs about
like fifteen bands. That's for a year to do all

(50:31):
of the true Like, oh, but the whole, the whole,
the whole or the whole process ain't in like thirty
to forty five thousand. It depends on like where what
state you in and all that stuff. But it is
in New York City, got you, and you're picking what
you want to yep, and then but that don't even
like guarantee success. That's just hoping that the babies make it.

(50:53):
And I'm like, I don't know if I be paying
that much. I also thank god I'm a man because
we ain't got to worry about that. I feel I
be feeling bad when you be out here dating you
be looking at a woman, but damn, you don't waste
all your good years with that one man. But then
what was you doing in that same time though, with
that lady? Who were the time she was wasting? Oh

(51:13):
she was probably out here living her best life? Yeah,
but what were you doing? Why you is before you
met her. I was out here living my best life too. Man,
What can you do? That's all you could do? And
then you just meet up at the wrong right time
and then you be like do you want a baby
or do you want or not. I've had women come
up to me and ask me like, if by age

(51:34):
thirty eight forty they don got no kids, you want
to be the one to like put a baby in me.
I't have no paperwork or nothing. But that's a real
like people really be asking that.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Hey, bro, life, I've done that about four times. Why
signed the baby off? So you got four kids out here?
About four kids that I've signed off that I don't
have any rights too? Did you get to do it
the old fashioned well? Or you had to y'all I
gotta have sex with him. Yeah, that's the only way
that I felt like it was gonna be fair because

(52:08):
I look at it like this.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Is that camera?

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Can you see us up that camera of the big street?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
We all in that.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Okay, I'll just make what I was not expecting you
to say that, So what that's the only way I'm
with you though? Yeah, no, no, we gotta nigga. I'm
gonna help you out. I'm gonna help you out.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Yeah, I got to get inside that butt.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I gotta get inside that butt like like I know,
like we didn't the problem be when they be like
now you're trying to have sex with now, I gotta
have sex with you for real?

Speaker 2 (52:41):
No, I think this is what I would be doing
if I was fucking for real. We got I gotta
do what I normally would do.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
I'm fucking you in ass and I noticed ain't got
nothing to do with me getting you pregnant. But yeah,
I gotta do all the ship that I would normally
do inside of a relationship you So.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
You'll be hitting your ladies in the court hole, yo,
that's wow. I did it one time and that was
it for me, bro, and I was young. I did
it one time and I was young. It was also
a girl who was saying she was a lesbian. Lesbian
ladies be letting you do whatever. Oh yeah yeah. The
women that be by scur be by. It's something dick

(53:16):
too hard though they ever thought about it. Now that'd
be sucking dick so hard, living and ship. Yeah like that,
they know how to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
never thought about that. Yeah you you had to move
their head around and hey yeah, I had to puem
the motherfuckers.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Man.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
You gotta relax, man, But yeah, I goes inside that butt.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Yeah what yeah, because sometimes p I p be way
too crowded.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
About to end up calling it to night. Yeah me
the fact you I gotta get up in that. But
it's just a crazy brain. But that bu t Oh
my god, Yeah, whats wrong with you? I did God
up in that butt one time. I don't. I be
rayed too crowded. Sometimes I don't know if I could
do it again.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
V I be way too crowded sometimes, man, I hold
me too big, to hold me too big. It ain't
nobody sitting there inside there butt though, Oh my god,
but be feeling brand new boy, you don't tell me.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
You hear me, you hear me? Come on, man, what
it's wrong with you? Man? This is crazy.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
I ain't never even thought about it. Oh, I gotta
dap you up for butt stuff. That's what he was
doing the old time.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Give meself, man, give me something. You hear me knocking,
and then I gotta dap you up over butt stuff.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Come on, man, look sometime v I P be way
too crowded by.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
They end up calling it a night. You hear me
come on, and she said, come on now. Oh my god,
you're crazy. He said, I'm ready to ride.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Come on now, because once you get inside, you can't
change your mind. Don't mean to ask impatience, but you
got a promise. Baby, Come on now, tell me again.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Tell me? Can we be lovers and friends? That's your ship,
that's nigga. Oh it's a good look for. Don't put
my name of this. Do not put my name in this, Okay,
don't do that. I got some questions. What the hell

(55:39):
is v IP be way too crowded, bro, what the
hell I'm ready to I'm just I'm just not ready
to you like you said. This man is really like this, y'all,
not in real life calling it to night. I got
I got so everybody has a celebrity crush, but I

(56:01):
got one that's a celebrity crush that nobody thinks he's cute,
but they have a time period in which they were cute. Oh,
Jenney Jackson, fucking man, you got one like that? Janet Jackson?
What years would you peaked genic for you? I love
when she was Charlene on different strokes and then the
Pleasure Principal President Pleasure Principal, So from seven eight to

(56:26):
eighty three eighty four, then damn we got to go
and go to ninety three too to when she ain't
got damn poetic justed with pop Okay, I got damn
and then that got damn one video buddy, because j
edit want you it's a whoopy Goldberry picture that it

(56:48):
was like nineteen eighty. I would have been like, oh
whoope would have got it? I wish you can you see?
I gotta find it the one from Ghosts. It might
be the only one that I got, Like whoop peop
would have got it if she was said something to
me right as he came over with that is that
about Flashy about a Google jumping jack flash Whooby go Bert?

(57:11):
That might be the one we talking about. That's this
one you're talking about? Uh, okay, you might be right now.
The cover is is a little off, but yeah, that's
that's the that's peak whoob be right there. Whooby would
have got it a little bit. You know what whoopy
real name is? What's her name, like Clarisia or some

(57:33):
ship like that. Yeah, I know that's not her real name.
She just put that on there, like to no nigga
her name, like her stage name was Whoope, yeah, exactly,
her real name is. Like it's starting to see, Yeah,
the name real quick, I know it's starting to see
if I'm not and like it's like a regular white
name and Johnson, Clarisha or some ship real name saying

(58:04):
it is Whoopy over Karen Elaine Johnson, Oh I was
I had to let the letters right. Yeah, he was close.
He was very close, Karen. Yeah she Johnson right, yeah, Johnson,
didn't I say Johnson. Wooby looked like she would have
been an art collector at Peter Street and jumping Jack

(58:25):
Flash and them are two women to gets you them
be having the best coochie meats ever. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
See that's just the only thing about See, I'm not
attracted whoopee like that, but I know she got some
good puss. Oh she got I don't. I don't fuck
women that look like whooping go over. They had some
like I almost married them, motherfucker. But I know them
kids ain't gonna look like shit.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
I know they were gonna look like shit because I'm not.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
I'm not the baddest looking nigg in the world.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Mixed in with her, we got to catch jumping jack
Flash whoop, but the baby was still gonna be They
still gonna have whoopy. Yeah, it's gonna look like they
had the ad whoop whooping. Kids ain't gonna be shipped.
They gotta be good at a blue collar work. Yeah, yeah,
you gotta be blumbers and electricians. Yeah yeah, you ain't

(59:18):
gonna get no Instagram starts, but you know what they do.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
We could have some Broadway motherfuckers on our hands, though
they probably get.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Sing and do everything else. Yeah, they just gonna have
a struggle because they're gonna be like, why am I
not breaking through? Like have you seen your face? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
but they but I think they do like I think
models are ugly, like they so interesting face, But you.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Know what, you know what you know, it's crazy though,
with with with with like being you know, ugly. These
days you can make yourself a fine motherfucker to day. Absolutely,
back in the day, you you get people like look
at you and like even when you.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Got working, like you used to be ugly.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
I can tell, oh, man, but you look good now,
but you used to I can tell something going on
with your face. Oh it's a but now you can't tell.
Like you could be looking like Jennet Jackson. You'll never
know that the whole used to be on some goddamn.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
She'd be looking ferocious. And the nigga, nigga, I ain't
even call nobody. They might be transgender. If you go
to La Nick transgender operations, you got the only I
feel like transgenders only look good when they got a
lot of money to have the actual operations. During them,
they got some transgender's motherfuckers that they didn't call their

(01:00:30):
face like a girl for real that it'll fuck you
would up. You'll never know, nigga, you titties at the
top at the bottom, big at the bottom. Jack you
don't want to dig at the bottom, bru Broun. You
can definitely like I've seen women get a whole new

(01:00:52):
body and delete their old self off the internet, and
you'd be like this is how you look for this
girl only been in live.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Since twenty four You wonder why she can't never get
pregnant because she'll be telling you she got fibroids.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Oh my god, that's somebody's life they're living right now.
You're just telling them like he ain't never had no motherfucker,
had no brother, had no baby, scared of nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
None of that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
It wasn't it wouldn't have goddamn bump on their uterism.
What it is when the heroid sist? Yeah, assist the uterism.
So all that thold ship, when women be really be
having when they can't head up get yeah, all that
fraud having, fraudulent ship.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
You never know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
It's a motherfucking product out here right now, literally with
one of even more fucking marriage like a motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
And don't even know, don't but you got a like,
but they should be signed, but you got a promise
made what they should be signs? Man? Uh, because I'll
be I'll be telling talking to them jokes on about
like the stuff I be seeing online and I ain't know,
like transgender people be coming to Peter Street and doing jokes,

(01:02:03):
So I'll be asking them out loud, like on the mic, like,
hey man, so you got top end bottom surgery, and
they be telling me about the surgeries. One of the people's,
one of the transgenders, got top end bottom surgery through
their medicaid. Throw Obamacare. I'm sorry it was Obamacare that
got both of them. And I was like, I ain't
know you can get titties and a new coochie. Throw Obamacare.

(01:02:24):
That's crazy, and that's like a hunt. That's a lot
of hundreds of thousands of dollars of surgeries that you
can have. And then they were telling me like when
you get a new coachie, you gotta keep it dilated,
so you gotta keep something in there a couple days
out the week, just in there so it don't close
up cause it's not supposed to be there naturally. Your
body's gonna be like, let's sew it on up. So
you gotta keep a little little egg in there, keep

(01:02:46):
it keegled up or whatever they put in there. I
don't really know you got it like, or they just
keep something in it. Most of them don't be using
their coochies because every time I ask, I'm like, did
you usual it yet? And they're like, damn saving it
for someone special. I'm like, you better hairput close up
because you got everybody food stamps. I'm pretty sure that's

(01:03:07):
I don't know about all of that food stamp parper.
He definitely. She definitely told me she got her surgeries
through Obamacare, and I was looking at her like what hew,
So that ship is crazy, let's see. But I'm definitely
hitting jumping jack fresh whoopee because that was peak whoopee.

(01:03:29):
Because once you get inside, you can't change your mind.
All right, this is this is these are chat GPT questions.
All right, we're gonna go. If she is cheating forgivable
or just part of the game, it's part of the game,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Like I said before, people gonna do what they're gonna do.
My thing is as long as you just doing some
kissing and ship, you ain't doing all that fucking and
sucond ship, then I'm cool with it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
So no insertion on any orifice, no, no, okay, no,
you could eat my girl booty. Okay, you could get
ate out just the butt only she could eat. You
could eat a pussy too, Okay, so you can eat
it out. You can eat it out, and you can
turn kissler.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
But don't put your dick in the mouth, don't put
your dick in a puss in the I ass, don't
put your dick in a puss in I ass.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
You can, you can tongue kissler and whatnot. You Okay,
I don't think I could do none of that. Ship.
I don't think, Hey, so you would really be upset?
Who's been eating you? No, Like, I don't even know
my mind. I don't even think. I'm pretty sure I
got cheated on before. But I don't think I have

(01:04:40):
the wherewith all the care that much.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
You say that, but I love, like if I love
a girl, but i'd be mad a little bit, like damn,
but I just don't want to get sick.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Don't don't. Don't get the cutie way and we get sick.
And if you're gonna get the cutie way, make sure
it beneficial to the whole household. Like, yeah, I'm cool
if you do something like that. If she sold it, yeah,
if you showed it for like it came up. Yeah,
she gave me something, and I look, yeah that makes
sense that man. And I'm like, okay, I get it.

(01:05:11):
I do not like what you just did. But if
she donated and puts it. Yeah, donating it for the
free is wild just because she liked them.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Because you like the nigga. Oh no, yeah, you gotta go.
Your standards are lowe and you don't care about this out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
So you don't We're supposed to be a unit and you're.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Playing with my health and you ain't paying the bi
little bit giving out cootie frivolously.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
That's kind of crazy. Oh this one is our podcast,
the new Mixtapes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Yeah, I would say that people are able to say
whatever they want, clap back anytime.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
And it is what it is that makes it. Yeah,
I see that a lot of the texts. I'll be
seeing it be a lot. I feel like they only
push certain the algorithm only push you certain stuff like
do that make sense like our rhythm? He does then?

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
And what I what I found is that you have
to kind of go explore some things that you wouldn't
normally explore so you can get you You gotta kind
of confuse the algorithm so they.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
Don't know they don't know what you Like, you got
non binary on your phone? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
gotta be like we don't know what you got, what
you got going on? Like everything.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
I got some whole bunch of self help motivational stuff,
and then I'll have some cartoons and then some Tupac posts,
some Muhammad Ali stuff, some a lot of interviews and
ship like from you know, your little Richard's and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
You know hilarious and his interviews man, hilarious, Man, Oh
my god, he'd be like, hey, the sass be there
with the drawn on mustache, that nigga be having that.
Then with that pancake thirty seven on the sea looking
like that nigga look like his grits be five bruh,
that nigga litt Richard grits. Now, let me tell you

(01:06:54):
if the fishing grits Little Richard make for you with
his hair tied up like your grandmama, then he gonna
get eight out by one of his boyfriends.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Hey, brod you put them on like social issues and
all that other stuff. It's still just as funny, man,
Like I love watching his interviews and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
He made me laugh. Rick James is Hilary. I turn it.
I watched his interviews, made them ships be so fucking
ready on airl Yeah, because he just sold.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
He's so easily irritated and he don't understand what. He
has no media training at all.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
It's like that. You could tell when he got on.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Just whoever was in charge of their career told him
when the camera come on, Hey you you just be quiet.
Let her talk. Don't no, no, please just trust me.
Let her talk. It don't sound good, please you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
I see that she did that. She did that ship
until she didn't need his ass no more. Yeah, getting
them beaten.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Yeah, but no, but they said she was beating his
ass's much to the Remember this is you all you
hearing this this stuff from her side of the store.
But I've seen interviews with motherfuckers, seen him interacting before,
and she did, they say. He she used to beat
him with rakes and all kind of ship, cheat on
him and whatnot? They say, uh, I seeing a documentary
with about ten turner. They said she used to working

(01:08:19):
around with goddamn little Walter. You ever seen Cadillac? Yep,
that crazy that clumbing short played crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Mother would play somebody crazy nothing. This nigga was lit
Walter Idere. Yeah, and he thought he used to call
her what the what the fuck. He used to call her.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Damn what that horse he was his horse. That John
wayne horse idea damn and he used to call her
will because he felt like turning like a horse in
the face.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Yeah yeah, hey dog, just because you think a bitch
look good, don't mean everybod to think your bitch look good.
What this is a crazy ask question, Go for it.
I'm reading this for the first I still out of there.
Ain't even this was it went back in the day.
But friends be able to test drive each other like

(01:09:15):
friends have been, Like if you had a homegirl, maybe
not not your homeboy. Yeah no, no, I don't even
think about it. But like the people listening, yeah, unless
you're gay, you're trying to test driving there, because yeah,
you wouldn't even think like that. My mind was a nigga.
I've never test driving a nigga with a mustache. Yeah right,
what the hell's wrong with you? Yeah? Should friends be
allowed to test drive each other? Yeah? They feeling testing.

(01:09:37):
It's a lot of girls that test drive niggas. That
was gay, So I'm sure yeah, win, I'm saying definitely,
I'll take a lady for a test drive undred percent.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
I test that butt out for you, my nigga, because
I know you ain't testing that butt out. I know
you're forgetting about that part where you said that just
somebody from the root to the tutor.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
You're testing that butt out, the butt out with the
top all even your pH levels is good. Yeah, yeah,
the scarcity is yeah the city, but though butt here
for ma'am. Yeah, what the but here?

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Let me see what's up with that booty cat? I
need to hear it, whisper to me? Come on, Yeah,
what's up with that butt cat? Yeah? Butt cat? What?
But what's up with that butt cat? You know what?
What's over that moon pie? I was getting I'm gonna
go to the next question. Moon pile, butt cat? It's crazy? Yeah?

(01:10:39):
How many rounds? Is too many? For rounds? What you're
talking about to fight? It's ain't sex? Oh sex? Uh
ship for me? I ain't gonna even frank. All I
need is good three three round three skeets three three rounds, Yeah,
three skeets and scado, yes, keets, and I won't skit that.

(01:11:01):
This is for. This is for a nightly session. This
is this is like every night. Uh, you're not gonna
do it. If you three skating and you saved that
up for week, you just saved up nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
on the schedule time. Hey yeah, if I ain't nothing
in about four oh you getting blow? Yeah not that?

(01:11:25):
Yeah for man, I say an eternity. Yeah yeah, you
backed up for real? Man? Yeah, have you tried seeming
retention and like no, not on purpose? You gotta got
you're okay. What's the long has you ever been celibate?
Like I wasn't never celebate. I just wasn't getting pussy
for a long time. Yeah the long it's long. Ain't

(01:11:46):
got no pussy before in a complete setting for probably.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
About eight months or some ship okay, and then boy,
it was too much nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Boy, you be cleaning it up, you know, it's all
my belly. But yeah, so you did you know you
never really did say, I did seem your intentions for
maybe like yeah, five months and you get you becoming
You should try it. You become a super person, like
you could your your senses get heightened and stuff. I
could walk in the room full of women and god damn,

(01:12:15):
somebody ovulating in here. You anything you're talking about right now? Man,
It's like it's like a primorial instinct of like your
body is like I I'm full of this nothing, this
batter and this nutrition. One of these ladies gonna get it.
But when you walk in the room, women can kind
of sense it, and you kind of be like more
aggressive with women as far as like, oh, I'm gonna
try to talk to get a number. It's super like

(01:12:37):
I'm really trying to be into you type shit, not
like nonchalant. It's like you really mean it. But it's
just your hormones, Like, ain't nothing like seventy two days
and I feel like like I need you you you
you're you're ovolating. I can smell that you just had
the up plan B. I can't mess with you. Yeah,
I want to ID rather do that. You can feel
the abortion on the lady. Yeah, don't. I don't want

(01:12:58):
to do that. You'd be crazy. Yeah, I'm gonna go
ahead and do some other ship. Yeah yeah, thanks to
let me know that. It's just what I thought it
was gonna be. All right this one. Would you date
a ten who can't cook or a five who treat
you like a king slash queen? Maybe the king? Do
that again? Would you day a tend who can't cook

(01:13:20):
or a five that treat you good like a king?
Five like a king? I can't do no, bitch, you
can't cook. Man, I think that that's it's stupid. It's
like you so stupid make food for yourself as a person.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Yeah, hey, brou it's the dumbest ship you could ever
fucking do.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
I love a bad bitch, God knows I do, but
not not not to be just staying with me and
for long periods of time. Oh my god, not cooking
is too stupid for me. First of all, it's too stupid,
bad bitch. What's the present as a bad bitch? As
you thinkn cook like a true ten like one you

(01:13:59):
be like, you know, you know what's crazy. I've been blessed.
I've been blessed, and I think it's just my type.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
I don't even I'm not even attracted to women that
I don't think can cook. You know that they don't
even attempt to do. I don't even, so I couldn't
tell you what the percentage is.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
I've had a few. I heard. I was at this
girl on time, eating her out of house and home
and she wasn't cooking. And I walked in on her
talking to her mama, and she's like, girl, you got
that grown ass man there. You better learn how to cook,
and I'm hearing her saying like, oh, your mama got
to tell you to cook for real, nigga, Man, that's crazy.
They don't be knowing that. They got to like reciprocate
the energy that you're giving. Like if I pay a

(01:14:38):
couple of bills, I might do a little extra something,
might take it, do your laundry or something like, hey,
can you get me this food or cook me this
something like they don't they mind's don't work like that. Yeah,
they'd be like, that's a wife duties. But you heard
the game of the koochie in the head. But can
I tell you something? What are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
You know, you know, you know, listen, a wife is
a wife before you meet exactly a wife. Don't turn
on being a wife and when you give her a
ring and go get married at all? No, you you
determine if for girls, your wife while she's while y'all
got damn courting and stuff like, because this is the
ship that is making sense, you don't find out what

(01:15:17):
the motherfucker gonna do after. That's a trick, nigga. Yeah, motherfucker.
They say, she don't start doing shit until you start
doing shit. Nigga, run run, it's a fucking lie. And
then if if that is the case, she only gonna
do that for a certain amount of time and whatnot,

(01:15:39):
and then she gonna switch up on your ass. You
gotta do this ship. For women that automatically do this
as a lifestyle, they it wonn't even.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Have nothing to do. It ain't even got nothing to
do with you. Yeah, it's just like she does this regularly, regularly,
and it's a lot of women don't do that. Like
I realized it took me a minute that, like I
couldn't really date women that didn't actually like go to
the gym, because I go to the gym him a lot,
Like it's where I go to Little Smoke Weed and
I just be like, bro, I need to go yeah
my thoughts and I actually write. I do better work

(01:16:07):
when I'm like me too, move on, I'm writing my
ass so I'll be writing my ass off. I'll be
emailing I forgot to email this. Oh I did all
this ship. I'm walking. Yeah. So like if they didn't
have that before I was there, I can't because they
gonna because a lot of women, especially working in the team,
and they be like you just trying to get fine
and get into these homes. No, no, no, no, I

(01:16:28):
gotta look like this when they see me. You do
know this, right, yeah? Yeah, yeah, you gotta be like
you got this got to be your lifestyle that you
can't not I can't. You just can't be mad at
me because I'm going to the gym after we have
an argument.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
That's the stupidest ship, because I got a homework right now,
only working out because his girl didn't left him.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
It's the dumbest ship, Like niggas, you didn't want to
look good brother because you are broke, AND's like, I'm
gonna show this bitch that you know what I'm saying.
I'm finna get fine on and that said doubt you won't.
You gonna get fine cuz you want to you want
to be fine. Yeah, be fine, look for yourself, not
for these ladies, not for no exactly because they're gonnayth.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Gonnack any way, mother, do it because you want to
live your stupid masters.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
The niggas over trying to get fine, taking all this
ag ah hormones and to die next week because a
girl hurt his heart. Stupid mother fucker. Man, If you
need meave me. I'm hurt little bit because she's gonna
keep on after You're gonna be taking meat to the
coaching meeting in the face.

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
He definitely into the butt because it's gonna be a
nigga like me coming the goddamn.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
They're gonna get that hit that hit that butt, baire,
and then she's gonna I think that's how I got married.
I ate a little bit of butt when I'm hard,
and I heard her say I'm never leave it. I
was like, I swear to god, I got done thumbs
in the butts, getting slooted dout in the But that's
how you. I realized what I also realized women be

(01:17:59):
lying about the amount of slutty stuff they be doing,
and they use what they see online and their homegirls
as they experienced, but they have never experienced it. Bruh.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
You gotta be the stupidest motherfucker not to much your
girl out because if you don't, somebody will mother.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
And then then you don't think your girl, then they
never will ever do. She didne did that ship before?
Yes she did. She shouldn't did it. She just don't
do it with you because you because you ain't the
one you're not the one.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
You're not the one. My ex wife ain't on even friend.
This is this is this is how cold women is.
This is how cold women is. So I'm gonna be like, man,
maybe we should get a girl. Man, get a girlfriend
or some ship and whatnot. And then she's like, you
don't deserve that. I don't know if I could ever
do that with you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
I said, bitchait man, what the fuck you're gonna do
it with? Then? Facts fuck it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
And I was like, oh, I'm not the one for her,
because the nigga that's the one for her, she would
do whatever for him.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Absolutely, it's not me. I don't bring that out of her.
I am not my wife's type. Yeah that you know
what that's I'm glad that you you knew that, yes,
But a lot of people don't know that. A lot
of men don't know that because they feel like they
can change your motherfucker you can't. It's people that won't
even change their draw you think you're gonna change them.
You can't change that lady personality. She't gonna like it.

(01:19:25):
Like it's certain women I know that they was like
super holy than now. But if it's the right one,
it's the right nigga. Oh your thumbs in the butt,
thumbs in the butt, thumbs in the butt. Yeah whatever,
what she just got to meet that nigga. They like
that man, she like him, She ain't it ain't you.

(01:19:46):
I've been telling people that, like, if the girl ask
you to do all these things, she don't like you
like that, bro, No, because the girl that really like you,
you ain't gotta do ship, got to do now that
they goddamn y'all gonna be doing ship for each other,
And that's how you're supposed to do. Who like you for?
She's trying to see what all she can get away
with with your dumb ass. Yeah, yeah, I've seen that,
I've seen. I'm like you think I'm about to know.

(01:20:07):
I'm good. You go ahead and take that real right now, John,
and you coming out because a woman that they ain't
trying to save you money, a woman that don't want
to save you money, don't see a future with you facts,
she's just trying to spend it all. You can see
what she can get up.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, And don't feel no type of way
about it. Yeah, if you if when you if you
meet a girl and she thinks, she said, ship like this.
Men are so stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Get the fuck or what? Just fuck that bitch? Don't
normally do not do not fall in love with it?
Men are so fuck I would never I couldn't. My
mind wouldn't let me fall in love with it. Like
I've seen what makes you think you? You? You part
of you to put the status quo you not even
with this little bit of fame I got and d

(01:20:55):
list celebrityism, I could tell the difference. You could tell
the difference with how the women look at you. Let
somebody else walk in there. That's more fames you. They
all over there drinking their juices and their liquor and
nothing you could do about it. But oh this is
what y'all do, got it? And regular women? What's crazy
is like I like, you know, when you're going to

(01:21:15):
different spots, like women that are have a nine to
five are the best women in the world because them
the ones people be overlooking, and they be good hearts,
good souls. They just be wanting a man to come
home to at night. And then they be listening to
these niggas on the internet and then they be going left. Ladies,
stop listening to these people on the internet. That's celebrities.

(01:21:37):
They are celebrities. Their life is different than yours. They
not gonna have the same results. You not finna have
the same results. It's Keisha who got two men followers
and complaining about how niggas ain't shit. You work at
the post office, you think you better love that dude.
They keep giving you snacks and sliding your dms up
the street. That's the one for you, if you and

(01:21:58):
it's nothing wrong with that. People think it's wrong to
be regular, which is crazy to say out loud, like, man,
I ain't no regular, Like okay, you are. You don't
want to say it, like, but you are. Like you
go to work every day, which is nothing wrong with that.
You go to wherever you go to eat, You got

(01:22:19):
them kids. That's regular life. And everybody see it as
a negative And I'm like, no, man, most people want
that life. That's the goal in life. But people don't
want to be regular. They want to be lit the
whole time. You don't want to be lit whatever that is.
You can't. You're only young for like twenty years. If
that you're only young, people don't even understand that you
gotta live after that yes, yes, telling people like, bro,

(01:22:42):
you're still about to do this. You finna keep doing coked,
all right? You gonna keep nigga, you can't do coke
doing your for this, yo, I didn't. You can barely
do it at the back to the bottom half of
your thirties. I didn't. I wouldn't. I ain't did it yet.
So I'm sure when I get a big check, I'm
doing one time like I'm done. God, I just want
to see that I spend my little time. I can't
even did it. And then women that do cocaine are

(01:23:02):
the ones they fucking they do. They all do that ship, Bro,
they be fucking every man. It's crazy to see. I'm like, oh,
you fucking anybody that got coke? Bru. Once I saw that,
I just looked at women wad.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
But you see how the algorithm, how the algorithm and
how social media be God damn pumping it down your
throat and ship like like even with the with the
Cardi b and Stephan Diggs ship.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
When they showed the pink cocaine, what even damn it's
some pink cocaine.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
It's been pink now what you think happened? Right after that,
the prices of pink cocaine went all the way. Interest
went all the way up. People trying to find Hey,
who got that pink cocaine?

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Niggas is dying coke? Ye, fifty dollars dollars, it's that
Stephan Diggs right here, bitch. Yeah, man, not listening to
these celebrities with these having these issues. They are celebrities
and riches. Hell, they can pay for rehab. Yeah, do
you know how much rehab costs? Bro? No, I don't.

(01:24:01):
I didn't know you had to pay for Broy. You
know it's not a free thing. I thought they just
signed you up and be like, you know, my brother,
you got to rehab. You gotta pay for for It's
this ship man. Now I'm today years old. Like you said,
it's some ship. Starting off at twenty thousand, go all
the way up to one hundred and fifty was much.

(01:24:23):
I'm not gonna be in rehab at all.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Yeah, that's that's why a lot of people don't get
off that ship because they can't afford to get off.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Twenty bands to go to to go to a therapy
session and listen half way house with niggas. Yes, it's crazy, man,
and they just lock you up. Well they give you
a curfew whatever. O A crackheads man of uncle's in
the halfway house as a kid, and I wanted to
visit him, but I thought that nigga cool to sell that.
I was like, you where you stay, got you got
PlayStation ship and you got ping pong and pool tables.

(01:24:51):
Not knowing this nigga is sick, and I'm thinking like,
can we visit my Can we stay the night here?
Everybody ain't here alcoholics and drugs.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Dick, you come at the wrong hour, your man, your
uncle was shot in his hand, and throw it at
you if you him me the.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Shit over there, I gotta throw it at seven fifty seven.
I gotta do it some straight monkey. This act like
a fucking monkey real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
Got to throw the shoulder and screamed up. You don't
know your uncle, nigga, you visited him at the wrong hour.

Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
If you want to oh yeah, drug Like I was
just talking to somebody like, did you grab anybody with
drug dictions in your family? My daddy? Yes? Oh man,
that's crazy. He at home right now for drug dictions. Yes.
How old is it? He just turned seventy one on
June and level man, shout out to daddy thriller. That's
what you're gonna call him? Be mad at me? Okay,
why are you mad at you? What you do? You

(01:25:41):
came to visit him? You ain't bringing enough. I ain't
bring him nothing. That's exactly what happened. You ain't bringing shit.
You just came up everybody yourself for like real, like
a nigga. You don't want to say me that ain't
gonna suck you there? Yeah, that's come out, bitch. That's
the drugs. I ain't seen him until ever since on
twenty twenty because of this. That's the drugs talking.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
He still he's still don't want to got a hanger.
Was it cracked? Uh? It was whatever, crack whatever he
gets his hands on. And it is ever since. I'm
a little boy. Man. It used to I used to
have to crack from him. Man, man, that's crazy. Do
you talk about that on stage? No? You got to
because I know it's traumatic, Like I'm just getting through
traumatic ship. It might like that. Having four five years ago,
I can imagine the ship. Usually you could talk about

(01:26:21):
it because that's crazy to have a father.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
You know what, you know what it is now you know,
and a lot of people with a lot of comics
that that being going through a lot of tragic ship
the tragic or traumatic things.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
They don't want to talk up.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
They don't want to go get get help because they
feel like they'll lose their edge. But it's some things
about me that I can't even front. I gotta be
honest with you first, you know, all entertainment this side
I I I just I would love to exercise, Uh,
these demons clean out my clauses, you know, because that's
where I keep my demons at.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
So how you do that? Do you do it on stage?
Or you just keep them locked up and your compartment
in apple wedges? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I just compartmentalized. Man.
And then and a lot of times I say I'm okay,
I when I'm even when I'm not. I think that's
just men a lot of times, because it'd be times
I'd be smiling and I'd be looking at my bank
count that negative three hundred twenty seven dogs. But you

(01:27:19):
get to a point too, when you get numb to
oh nigga, I'm out there. I was there, you know, man,
I've been I'm gonna get the money. I ain't on
you about it. Yeah, yeahigga, I been it always work
out for you, right, I always and I always tell
people like man, and it never not worked out. I
ain't never been evicted from nowhere. I ain't never never
ever been repossessed. I know nigga who got jobs and

(01:27:41):
begetting a car repossessed and I don't have a job.
How does this happen to you? And I'm like, oh,
you just don't know how to budget money. Ain't never
really been broke before. You don't really know how to
manage your money. So I just be like, because like
you just said, they don't know how to go without. Yeah,
they need and sacrifice they need like niggas be needing
like he be like, oh my god, I need a WiFi.

(01:28:01):
I need a you have to stream to watch sh it. Yeah.
And you know one thing that I never did too,
Like I don't I never go go beyond my means.
Same here, I knew early working entertainment. I was like, oh,
so I only get paid for every job I work.
And I'm like twenty two, I'm like here, I'm gonna

(01:28:21):
just save all this money and just lift.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
Yeah, even when it comes to dating right now, Like
you know what I'm saying. I do a lot of
home date ship, but not but it ain't because I'm
trying to be no dick, Like, do you know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
What this shit costs to I cannot afford not to
fuck you tonight. My whole boy told me he worked
his nigga makes six figure. He told me how much
his days be. I'd be like one fifty. Nigga just
told me the other day three hundred. What was he doing?
You know what, Chad, my nigga, Chad told me.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Three hundred other day what I would like, dug, But
you going he said, some Mediterranean ass ship, Like nigga, you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Can go to death the African restaurant and you might
fifty dollars, You be straight.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
If y'all said, hey, he's still having the same woman
problems I'm having with all the suspecific dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
Yeah, get that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
I'm still had his ship just a three hundred dollars problem.
Mine is just some twenty dollars maybe forty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Problems is definitely yeah, Yeah, forty dollars is all you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Need, you fucking needs, Like if I if I, if
we had to have if we are to have I'm
gonna get a box of chicken, get some Popeye or
god damn order some Dominoes or something.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
Somebody damn Papa John call it today, man, get a
get a goddamn bottle of Hennessy and ship.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
Most bitches don't be drinking on Hennessy. They the most bitches. Yeah,
they don't be on some reps.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Ship.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
I don't mind getting a bottle of that because I
know it's gonna put you where you need to want
to be.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
Yeah, yeah, her knees, Yeah, where I want to be
on some downail jones. You know, go crazy when you
love someone, you just don't treat them trying to blow
across your dick hole. Like, yeah, she called the megazoid
on You mean you hear me? That's exaculous megazoid from

(01:30:18):
the sheet so hard, do you hear me? Child? The
white Ranger, the white fucking range playing she's playing for
that white Ranger. What she's doing? What that nigga ain't what?
Now that Jason was the red one, Yeah, Jason definitely
what Tommy, Yeah, Tommy because he used to be the

(01:30:40):
green range. Yeah, because he changed the white one that
tragically he comm be this suicide didn't he did. No, Yes,
he did.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
He killed the nigga. He killed the roommate, and some
ship man could He either killed the roommate on the
outside or he either killed the nigga that he was
sharing the sale with. He did some power range in
real life.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
And what you got, you get. You gotta goddamn be
careful moving in with the like them jobs like power
Rangers and the doodle Bobs and all the ship and
you sorry niggas. Niggas ain't been dressing up. They'd be
singing ship. It'd be like a dude, but he'd be
dressed like he you're talking about Tellytubbies. I'm talking about

(01:31:26):
like the niggas that are the power Rangers, power like
any kids, like it's a real person, nothing suit. They
might just be like this is doodle Bob so and
so when he sings and he played the piano. Okay,
got you them type of jobs, them niggas be committing.
They'd be offing themselves real quick. And I can understand
why you gotta be that person, your whole nigga fifty
seven every day he gotta come play piano for kids,

(01:31:49):
and he got to keep a clean slate. That's hard
to do. And you know you ain't like that. Yeah,
you know you might be. You come in the world
the picture cocaine cooking. Randy's here, Randy here with no
draws on. It's like, somebody go get Randy. Somebody go
get Randy because this nigga is we got. The children

(01:32:11):
will be here in the hour like they know that's
what we got. But when the lights come on, he
that nigga tickling the ship out to my veries them kids.
Is he ain't like that? You was doing fake smack?
Oh yeah, yeah he's here. We don't do no drug dude.
The smack here, my brother, we don't do smack here.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
He said, Jackson crackhead, I know you don't. You're doing
definitely niffing dog. He don't even fuck with fake craft.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Yeah, that nigga definitely like what are your drugs? Ain't funny.
I ain't never seen him do that. Yeah, I'm sorry
about that. You can't tie off around ruggies because I
showed you might have got there. You a fake tying off,
imaginary tie off and ruggies is like, hell no, my boy,
I had that turnket in my mom there. You're like, hey,

(01:33:01):
you turned in turning the Ray child real quick, give
me a spoon. Anybody got a spoon? Can you tell me?
I come on, come on, come on, you know I
play good. I get tired off that great crazy. Come on,
this is boy, Ray Boy. You on to do no boy,

(01:33:23):
Ray taking places you don't want to go. Have I
ever let you down? That's how I feel like he
is saying, you can put on your heart. Who was
there when your mama was was about to get it? Victage?
You hear that? Numbing birds boy? Have you numbing boy? Ray?
Like my life. My life has always been numbing hood.

(01:33:44):
I live in the loved and void. I come to
the doctor. You got money, give it to him. It's
his funeral. Yeah, you're gonna get it. Let me go.
You don't need to see me like this, bitch. I
can imagine nigga tied off talking to me. Get out
of here. Look at me, sir. I can't imagine I would.

(01:34:05):
I would hate to be like you know, you doing
this and you messing up your life and your girl
trying stop it, bitching. I need this to get by.
That's wow. Shouts out to the people that's recovering your
shout out to.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
Your dog man for even like thinking about me and
like he won't better for that. I hated for him
to have to see that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
Ruggs got mad and she was tying off crazy. I
hated to see me do that. I never seen it.
Ashamed of me, ain't it? He definitely is they aiggat
about to get off my lap like this nigga right here,
let me get the this nigga right here, he got it.
He got upset a little bit. Sorry, buddy, niggas on drugs.
He was like, nigga, you you said, oh my god, bro,

(01:34:48):
But yeah, yeah, I had an uncle like that. I
had two step brothers that was uh. That mother was
on crack when they had her, so they like they
got the symptoms of crackbases. So it's like growing up
with that, you kind of see it, you understand it,
you empathized with it. But it's just like, nigga, this
is really my life. Shuld really be your life and
you be having to I didn't even talk about that

(01:35:08):
part of yet. But like in comedy, like what's your
favorite part, Like we switched to comedy, what's your favorite part,
Like what's your favorite laugh to get? Like my favorite
life is the laugh and you know you're finna say
something so messed up that they like you can see
their shoulders and you're like, oh yeah, I got this one.
You you're trying not to let this one out. That's

(01:35:31):
that's my favorite laugh man.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
I love those Element of Supplies friest type fucked up
jokes and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
Like.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
It was just one joke that I had did on
wild'n Out whereas uh we was doing some kind of
game where I was. I had said some some ship
about damn my girlfriend, my girlfriend wanted me to help

(01:36:03):
help her kill her husband or some ship like that.
It was some wild ass ship like that, my girlfriend
wanted me to help her kill her husband. And then
everybody this was like what the fuck is doing during
COVID And then the bus stopped laughing and ship it
is called they called him off guard.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
That's my best, my favorite things left it'd be like,
why would you say that something real dark? Yeah? Oh man,
I'm an advocate for darkness. Yeah yeah, I love dark jokes.
I'm a dark I'm a very dark comic. You know
that might be why, Like it makes sense that we'd
be laughing at something that should be laughing we just
talked laughed about niggas tying off. Yeah, yeah, like nig

(01:36:39):
niggas looking like Prince and Ship. I think that's because
that's it's really I don't want to say it's dark.
I think the dark stuff is really the truth. Yeah,
she really wants to Yeah about the truth. We knew
it was a man. We know Prince is a man.
Buddy looked like a bitch yure. Yeah, you definitely look
like Auntie that made the good potato selling nigga like

(01:37:00):
now the single aunt that be at the family Union,
like Hocket. These niggas ain't shit. Yep, that's how it
be the darkest. My favorite. I love a good dark joke.
The last one me too. My first time I remember
I bond one time. At the first and last time,
I was at Cloud nine in Atlanta. If you want
to get down, my brother, go get down, because you're

(01:37:21):
doing a lot right now. I started Corey Hooking, one
of my favorite you know, I grew up like finding
him online and I was.

Speaker 1 (01:37:29):
Just like bro today it's one of my best friends,
man By. I used to do his merch for him.
We've been we've been cool since of two thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
Man. He didn't let me get on. Whild'm out that's crazy,
shouts out the Corey heat He. I remember the first
time I met, I actually tweeted him. I had hit
him a DM like two thousand and maybe sixteen. He's
coming to Atlanta. I had but just started maybe the
first couple of years in comedy that Nigga had ended up.
I had working at Tyler Perry Studios and had audition

(01:37:58):
for this movie. As he ended up getting the roll,
and I was like, oh, that's the same ship I
auditioned for. Like, well, hell yeah, he was supposed to
get that ship. And he had came into town and
he was like, we're I was like, yo, bro, you
come to town. You should come to this spot. It's like, man,
I pull up. I was like, oh shit, A nigga
responded to me. I was like, oh, now it was
probably a little different, But did you go show up? No,

(01:38:19):
I don't think he came, but he just like, I'm
in town, I'm doing the show. I was going to
try to do some practice room before, you know, like
the test out to see what he wanted to do.
But he didn't show up. But shout out to Corey Higan,
he made me start off dark. Like my first joke
that that bond a little bit was saying I got
an actual gay uncle, and I was like one day,

(01:38:41):
I was like, do he make his boyfriend pull out?
And I was like, that's dope, And like the first
thing I said on stage like yo, I got a
gay uncle, and I just I asked him on the
phone like do he make his boyfriend pull out? And
I was recording on my phone, I love that, and
I heard somebody all the way in the bad like
this nigga ripping. It sounded like they screamed that into

(01:39:03):
my phone, but it was in the back that nigga
said it's so loud, and I was like, oh, yeah,
this is not gonna be a good set, but we're
gonna try it. Boy, they were so silent that s it.
I'm watching girls on their phone fake checking messages. I'm like, well,
I did it. And then after that I called my
mom was like, I don't know if I I'm gonna
try to go back and get grad school or something because.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
It's like for me, so you know that the trick
is what man, I gotta tell you this, but you
just just keep on fire.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
Off back to bed. Yeah, you gott him know this
this this, this how the night gonna go. Oh yeah,
once they realize that's how you are. Yeah, stop, he's
gonna look you to death. He's fine, Oh he's gonna Okay,
go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. My brother get the
shape butter off Jack Shin's. But yeah, that's what I've
noticed because being a dark coming, it's a like I
want to say dark stuffing, but I'll be like, if

(01:39:51):
I'm hosting something, I know I can't go that dark.
I could touch the darkness like put a tiptoe in
in and nah, because you gotta make the show good
for everybody else. So that's how I'll be looking at
But when like, if I'm doing like I said, oh,
I'm going dark and the whole and the y'all gonna
laugh at the worst ship. That's my that's my favorite job.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
I like you can see some with that with dark
and sunshine. Though it's the same ship, it's the same ship.
It's just sunshine make.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
You feel good. It might not hit it hard, but
the dark, I think it just hits you harder because
it's like you don't know whether to laugh, you don't
know whether to be offended. You don't know whether to
you just like.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
Nigga you said that ship yeah, yeah, you know patrisa
O nigg he said that. You know the best way
to uh, the best comedy is having something for half
of the audience going what the fucking the other laughing
their ass.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
Yep, because everybody feeling at the same time. It's not
like people it's like, I don't know what he's talking about.
Like you feeling something. If it's a laugh, it's a fart,
if it's a oh my god, or empathy. You feeling something.
That's my that's my favorite comedy. Who's your who's your
favorite comics? Like top five?

Speaker 3 (01:40:57):
Like just people you grew up watching, grew up watching that,
Eddie Murphy, Damon Wayne's uh man, so yeah, Damon is
definitely one that day. People don't talk about enough man,
No they.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
Don't, No, no, they don't. But what I say, he's underrated.
I wouldn't do that. Chris Rock.

Speaker 1 (01:41:14):
I'm I'm a super Actually I could put Chris Rock
like number one for me, number one for me, man.
I'm like he got some a lot of thorough specials man,
super thorough specials man.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
Let me see uh that one more, one more, one more,
and I guess I could go with this one. I'm
gonna go. I'm gonna go David Chappelle for their fifth,
the fifth, just because he got a lot of thorough
specials too. Yeah, he really be thinking that. Have you
gone to his ranch in Ohio? No, you gotta be

(01:41:51):
part of Illuminati to do that. No, No, I did not.
I could go. Do you're yellow Yellow? Yeah, you gotta
go out there, Jake Man. I think they would love you, bro,
one hundred percent that Dave. Yeah, Like I know, that's
how I know my life gonna trade I ever end
up there like Nigga, I am out here with Dave
Chappelle people. I don't even see this Nigga. I don't
even give it them. I'm in the corn fields with

(01:42:11):
whites with big backs. It ain't far Bro, it ain't
far fetched, nowhere near it, you know. But in my mind,
it's like, Bro, you just be seeing stuff online. This
whole entertainment game be weird all the way, but it's
just you just be seeing people like one day they
might be Nigga might be working at Wendy's. Next day.
This nigga went viral, and this Nigga's on tour. You're like,
this is crazy. Shouts out to Deontay, Kyle Too and

(01:42:34):
the Grizz and Egg podcast. I don't know if you
know that is, but he another dude from Atlanta who
a podcaster. He was doing, he was he had, he
was driving trucks, started doing podcasts, kept doing, even produced
Adam produced a couple of them here and he just
blew up stopped doing a truck driver. This man is famous,
famous now like in real life, like rappers pull up

(01:42:54):
on him type ship and I was like, this is crazy, dog,
Like you was just you was just part timing it
and then now you full timing it and thriving like
he winn an Awards doing all sorts of shit and
it's crazy to see. Like it's crazy to see. And
I'm like, you really famous, bro, you be in LA

(01:43:15):
with people with rappers. It's crazy to see. What do
you feel like his breakthrough was what got him over
to oh man? Just being authentic and also, you know,
same shit we all be doing, clipping, clipping and podcasts up.
The more clips they see you on it, the more
people see you and go to your podcast or whatever
you're doing. And then you know, the words spread like wildfire.

(01:43:36):
Let a couple of them go viral. You're gonna go
crazy and people gonna keep finding you, like I've seen
it even with me. Like when I started this podcast
is during the pandemic. I started putting the clips out
a dog, Well it's a boy dog. Yeah. Yeah, he
got hit. They took his balls out, so he ain't
out here. But he's still be humping hard. Ain't that right? Rug?

(01:43:57):
Yeas you be humping the ship out of stuff, maybe
people's shoes. He ain't get your shoes though, Yeah, that
ship feel gay? Hell yeah, I'm telling you ten minutes
of that strength, you ain't ready to be like all right, ruggs.
I'm thinking to myself the hotel, like I don't like this.
I know that's I was like, yeah, yeah, I thought
it wasn't gonna be a big deal. But I was like, yeah,

(01:44:22):
that little tongue hitting you over and over again. Yeah,
and it's more, it's like a little wet tie let. Yeah,
now you're feeling gay and queer. Now you feel I don't.
I don't want to feel that way. I'm telling you
it's crazy. That's why I was like, oh he finish. Yeah,
you was trying to tell me, Man, look I like
this to go through it, but but I had I

(01:44:42):
got to realize that. Yep, first you know what's best
for me, bro, I don't you understand who I am?
I probably do know you some percentage of it, but
you probably just carry were probably all the same person
and you think about it. But how did you know
I wouldn't don't like that nigga because I don't like
it got you. Nobody want to get licked over and

(01:45:06):
over and over and over for twenty two minutes. I'm
you and you're me. Yeah, and you just got licked
on by rookies for like two men hated and you
was ready to lose it. You was.

Speaker 3 (01:45:22):
I'm trying to stay in focused with you. You saw
it in my face, about to pop that eye off
and throw it at a nigga Like what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
Go get mine herd? Where I through my eye? I'm
telling you you was. I saw it and he don't
know what to do now after Ever, since you did
you tied off, he has never been the same. Yeah. Yeah,
he said, I'm vulnerable and I'm and I'm sick. Do
you do you fuck with the animals. Man, I know
you said you said was that you said you had

(01:45:49):
a dog? You have one? Now what you got I
don't even know what the hell that is? It it
sounds expensive. Oh you got a big you be picking
up the doodoo you do and you leave it so okay, okay, okay,

(01:46:12):
you're a real person. So you just got dodo this
all around? Yes, ship is every crazy. They would have
White people would have been telling, O, my god, yeah,
because it's fertilizing. I've been watching girls pick up great

(01:46:32):
dang doodoo like bit, you just picked up a whole
goddamn sweet potato real quick. That ship hot and you
gotta keep doing this every day. Oh hell no, I
would have got a little dog real quick. I don't
know how I do it. Or I get a if
I if I had actually room for it, I get
a little pigmy goat. The little goats they just stay

(01:46:53):
little man. What Yeah, I'll stay with a little goat.
What they gonna say to you? What they gonna say? Like,
I got a little goat, he got a leash on,
he this big. He ain't gonna do nothing but bad.
And the doodo you can't pick up because it's spread everywhere.
Got doodoo come out like Bbi's. You never seen the

(01:47:14):
goat dodo. They got two little holes in the butt
hole and a little little little little raisins fall out there. Yeah,
and then that's it. There's a lot of them too. Yeah,
but it's fertilized because they eat like grass. So yeah,
I was born on a forum usually them goats or
something else. Yeah, and then they uh, they be fucking
each other. They'll be loud.

Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
Yeah, they be tripping, and they all got personalities. Man,
you don't ever know that they look like the human
in the face they do.

Speaker 2 (01:47:39):
Once you understand the animal, you be like, oh, we
can communicate. Yeah, it's a that's a person. They be
really having like personalities. Yeah. Before yeah, my home was
he got ghosts. Yes, I have been walking around Atlanta
with goats, like in the back of the truck. I
do a lot of crazy ship just because it's I
don't know, my life just makes be like that sometimes.

(01:48:00):
But my homeboys really do like our farmers, and they
playing and make raised beds with people, eat healthier rappers
and all sorts of shit. So I might be in
the field one day wrestling a fucking two hundred and
fifty pounds goat. I wouldn't be doing that. First of all,
I'd be watching it and I'll be recording it. They'd
be doing that because that ship is a lot. It's
a lot. Yeah, like any shouts out that, anybody's a farmer.

(01:48:23):
Bro y'all, y'all, that's the hardest job in the world.
You ask me, bro, you got attend to animals, bro nigga,
I did it, man, I did it man, all the
way up to the age of seven. You how many
with you had chickens and the chickens, goats, hogs, all
that and slaughtered hogs and.

Speaker 1 (01:48:42):
Cows, andy made real porkskins.

Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
You know what I'm saying? Oh my god, how did
that make you feel? Seeing all them? Good?

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
It's traumatic, man, you know you cutting them straight up
down the middle and pulling it as the stomach side,
and it's falling into all the testings and ship, cutting
their heads off and then putting putting the motherfuckers on
the grill and ship. My grandad used to sell the
hogs man for about like five six hundred dollars or
some shit.

Speaker 2 (01:49:08):
I'm sure, yeah, yeah, cook slow cook hog probably is
very expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:49:13):
Bruh one hundred percent when we slaught about five at
the time, my granddaddy got damn. You had to get
about seven thousand dollars from some of motherfuckers and ship.

Speaker 2 (01:49:25):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:49:25):
It was very interesting to watch, but every very traumatic, dude,
because we got to shoot their hogs in between the eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
And you had to be like you probably grew up
with the hogs. You used to feed them every day
and all that. Yeah, yeah, they know you today. Yep,
m hm. My dad had to do something like that.
But he had puppies.

Speaker 1 (01:49:45):
But my granddad also we shot the puppies and we
shot fifteen puppies.

Speaker 2 (01:49:49):
Yeah, and my granddad he shot the puppies. I forget
what I think. We shot the puppies because of the chickens.
We had over one hundred and killing the chickens. They
will kill the chicken they will.

Speaker 1 (01:50:03):
So my granddaddy that he one of the dogs had
I had about fifteen puppies and had shot all the
motherfuckers up.

Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
Man, my dad man, my dad had uh, they had
puppies and I guess they was sucking up my grandma garden.
And I guess my granddad was a Muslim. He was
a Muslim in the fifties. Bro, So that that's a
different type of Negro. That's the original motherfuckers. Yeah, Mohammed
motherfucker got them the ones that like, Bro, I don't

(01:50:37):
even know how to explain them. Ones there was like
very meal of the day. Yeah, you can't one meal
every other day. Yeah, that's the one. That one like coofies.
My granddad I saw his habituated niggas had two exes
for his last name. I was like, I didn't know
you can have more than two one x. But he
said they nipped his wife and he told my dad like,

(01:50:59):
if you don't get them, I'm kill they be his wife,
that nigga. He said he watched his daddy called on
and they all kept running to him because you got calling.
It's like I pick him up, put him in the fire.
My dad had to pick up dead puppies, put him
in the fire.

Speaker 3 (01:51:14):
And then he said what was funcked up was the
fire was cooking them, and people kept stopping about.

Speaker 2 (01:51:19):
Like what y'all cooking? What y'all are cooking? We're not
really cooking nothing, but we killing need puppies real quick.
But like that country living crazy, bro, it seemed like
it's a human. But that's how people gotta live though, Bro,
that's they didn't have any money. You had to grow
your own ship. And if you think about it, if
you grow our own ship, Man stores will be out

(01:51:41):
us because like, shit grow real fast if you really plant,
if you really got food that just come out. If
you if you're growing cherry tomatoes, every day, you got
a new tomato pop up, So it's like you won't
go hungry if you just want it, you'll probably be
healthy as hell. To be honest with you, man, So
what you what you got planning? Make sure I like

(01:52:02):
and subscribe to Man because this ship free and you
need to tell somebody, to tell somebody, So we keep
the lights on in here because rent is going up.
Rent is going up, and these white people is not
playing about this rent and we need y'all. So make
sure y'all like and subscribe. What's something? Let's see what
you got? You said you're going on tour, so yeah,

(01:52:24):
what do you have? Places do you go when you tour?
Do you go off your algorithm like who your people?
Your top cities are that fuck with you? Or do
you just pick places that I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
Picking places that's fucking with me and been trying to
know that requested me. I do it the same way
I do women until I find an algorithm that liking
who like me. You know, I hadn't did the analytics.
Just people that are that's inquired about man, reach out
to have my people reach out to the clubs and yeah,
go from there.

Speaker 2 (01:52:54):
Oh yeah, you definitely got to check in analytics. You
probably got cities on it. You don't even know. Yeah, yeaheah.

Speaker 1 (01:52:59):
But I'm fixing it to do two eighty five. I'm
starting in September and everything, and uh and.

Speaker 2 (01:53:07):
I can't wait to see it, bro, because I know
you about to give them a whole different, a whole
nother Like I don't think nobody gonna see you coming
up attending.

Speaker 1 (01:53:14):
No, No, I'm excited about that too, man. You know
what I'm saying. It's completely different from what everybody else
is doing and stuff. You know, and uh, you know,
I'm I'm I'm really excited. I'm really excited about the opportunity.
I love the brand, I love the guys man, And yeah,
it's it's a match made in heaven for me, man,

(01:53:36):
I love that for you black people doing black people ship.

Speaker 2 (01:53:39):
That's why I love Atlanta. Bro. People like you gonna
move like. I ain't gonna lie to you. No, probably
not my family here. Hey, but hey, but life is
young right now. Life is define you see see what
to do later in facts cause if I get a
nice check, oh, pulling out is never happened. The next
thing we know, God damn fer Japan. J're paying a

(01:54:01):
nigga what I ain't know? No Japan, I was trying
to speak. It's actually mander coneat you that hell. I know.
I would love to go to Japan, but that shit
would probably be crazy. But I've been overseas. I can
see you living in Japan. I probably would be in
that bitch with no shirt on, with slides every day,

(01:54:21):
smoking weed and just.

Speaker 1 (01:54:23):
Yeah yeah with that like infrared lights on your nipples
and stuff and you can see it blinking through your
t shirts.

Speaker 2 (01:54:30):
That's just for that's just him. Don't worry about it.
He's just chilling right now. He's on and one of
your nighbl too. Yeah. Well, I gotta beat this ship.
Go goddamn queer. Have you ever been performed outside the US? Yeah?
Sweden love Sweden love because they don't never see black
people like that. Hey, bro, let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (01:54:52):
I got off the plane and Sweeten, I was fucking
about like a good forty five minutes later.

Speaker 2 (01:54:57):
You know, Dag tell yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:55:01):
Because I worked for fifty at the time, and so
fifty is an international celebrity. So whatever whatever was under
his umbrella, people love already knew what it was and stuff.
So it was a bunch of Ethiopian visions down there.

Speaker 2 (01:55:14):
You got great. Oh yeah, I've already.

Speaker 1 (01:55:19):
Like I'm known in a lot of places already, Like
I went to Hawaiian scored hardcore. You know, I've been
to Paris scored hardcore. You know what I'm saying, becausey already.

Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
Knew who Jack was? Yeah? Yeah, yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:55:34):
What else I've been to and goddamn showed the funk out?
Oh Canada, Man, Montreal.

Speaker 2 (01:55:42):
Is one of the ones you'd be like, Ok, Vancouver.
I went to Toronto last year, Ontario, shout out. The
doc Ver game took me to Toronto. I was in
all those butts, all those butts, man, I was there.
Why is he telling us about these butts? Man? A man?

(01:56:03):
You know what I'm saying. He's Ethiopian. Uh, Canadian butts.
Come on, now, that's what you get. That's what we needed.
Canadian butt. Yeah, I was swift, had Canadian bacon. Yes,
it's around as ham. Come on now, I had some
Canadian butt. Oh my god. Yeah yeah. Switzerland was good too, Man,
how'd you like? Did you like it?

Speaker 3 (01:56:23):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:56:24):
Because you know people they don't see us like that,
so they just be like, oh my god, black people. Man,
them girls was sucking your boy off. Hall, I ate
my butt? Did you said they ate your butt? They
ate my butt? Man? Those are those young ladies ate
my butt?

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
White girls, white girls, bro Man and a couple of
Ethiopian girls.

Speaker 2 (01:56:42):
Bruh, I was out there with a with crazy bone.

Speaker 1 (01:56:46):
Crazy bone got kicked out of the goddamn on the
country because he had got too lit out there and
did some wild ship.

Speaker 2 (01:56:51):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:56:52):
They dropped that nigga off at the god damn airport, man,
b We was acting that goddamn food.

Speaker 2 (01:56:57):
Only imagine you with fifty cent and the higher fifty
decent is bruh In tweeting in twenty eleven, bro showing
I that's crazy too much. He's given the much responsibility
I wouldn't have been able to handle that. I ain't
gonna lie to you. That would have been I probably
got my my ass ate too. I took my shoes

(01:57:19):
off and smoked the cigarette while it was happening. I
was on all four. She ate it from the back
from the ni Oh my god, like you was a gentleman. Yes,
do you and me the nigga? Like it was? God damn,
a bowler puppet child. Oh god, you saw your dog

(01:57:41):
the vision of my mind. I don't want to see. Yeah,
I don't. It was a bowler ass Oh my god,
straight out the pack, fresh off of the press, fresh
off the press. You gotta stop letting people eat you
butt man. Maybe that's just real calling and laughing. Hey,
maybe getting your buddy is what God wants you to do. Yeah,
keep you going. Yeah, it's my pleasure because I don't know.

(01:58:05):
I got too much hair back there to but if
one me butt but on me, I can't even look
at you in the face no more a man.

Speaker 3 (01:58:12):
You know you be probably getting your but hoole wax.
And now that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:58:16):
I would to tell you. Did I do that? I
know you do? Like you probably near it first because
the wax in the butthole got to be crazy. From
a man, it hurt like a motherfucker. I got my
chest wax and I looked at every woman after I
left that waxing like, I'm sorry that y'all going through
all of these trials and tribulations with you cout you meat,

(01:58:36):
but but hoolex got to be crazy like so you
just be like so you be like, if you know
the girl gonna eat your butt, you're gonna you're gonna
get a wax, like how many days prior probably about it.

Speaker 1 (01:58:49):
I do it on the regular anyway, like I do
it on in the beginning of the month, the beginning
the mind. I had that mother looking like a brand
new butt. It's like brand new butt, bro, man. And
when you know, you see you see my skin tone

(01:59:09):
that brown.

Speaker 2 (01:59:10):
Right, and motherfucker be pink like man, and they got
a pinto you know. Mean, yeah, man, I'm glad you
ate light skin. And yeah yeah, because if you're light skin,
you get a dark bootyhole. Now your bootyhole look like black.

(01:59:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But if I did
go dark, if I did go dok, I would definitely bleach.
Why would you bleach your booty hole because I don't
want to be dark. If you have you ever had
ever go dark? It's crazy. Yeah, dark in the middle,
like it's some girls. You know what I'm you know

(01:59:52):
what I'm talking about? Dark? What happens like it's burn
or something.

Speaker 3 (01:59:57):
Man, It's like what happened when you're darkn you get burn?
I got a question, it's light everywhere. I got to
ask a doctor.

Speaker 2 (02:00:05):
Hey, oh my god, dermatologist, if you know why is
buck crack sometimes dark? Hey? Br hey, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:00:14):
I had a bad ass light skin bitch and Harlem
that I used to with a little uh goddamn. She's
a fucking uh.

Speaker 3 (02:00:25):
She was.

Speaker 1 (02:00:25):
She was like a a barber and a hairstyp fine
as fun, but it would darken the ass thin can
hell darken?

Speaker 2 (02:00:34):
And she was light skin, but it was blacking that motherfucker.
She was a black eyed pea. Yes, she was a
black eyed feel like black eyed pea, bro. But she
was so fucking fine. But you still ate it? Yeah
you did. I can tell you by the way. You
just got damn looked down. Jack out here eating dark

(02:00:55):
skin bootyhole, and I don't know he over here questioning it, right,
now I know you just questioning at the moment because
you was like, this is kind of dark.

Speaker 1 (02:01:05):
But I don't want to stay in like this. I
don't want to end. I didn't want it the inside
I had. I had to sacrifice. I had to get
out of myself and I was like, yo, I'm gonna
take I'm gonna take one for the team and a
team meaning me.

Speaker 2 (02:01:20):
Yeah, you gotta do it for your own rox of memories.
This girl Booby is dark skin light skin Asian and
white women. Yeah, yeah, And it was I ain't being
too I ate too many booties in my life. I
ain't gonna lie. I did like two and I was asking,
that's about it.

Speaker 3 (02:01:37):
I've been eating a lot of but yeah, dude, but
you know what I've been asking women, what's the amount
of plan bees you can use in a relationship before
you got to keep it? That's good one, because like
you can have you can have a relationship, but you
you can't.

Speaker 2 (02:01:57):
You can't. You gotta contract. Having kids is a lot,
so you gotta have to talk with her. But if
y'all reckless, and y'all just keep being reckless, how many
playing bees do you have? We don't even get to
the other one. We ain't even get to the bortion, Like,
how many playing bees is this lady's gonna allow you
to have in her body before she be like you
call it quick. We can't keep doing this. We're gonna
have to keep it while we're breaking up, because that's

(02:02:18):
gonna that sound like some sort of breakup activity. If
you done did like six of them and six I
respect the woman that have a pack of playing bes man,
I really really respect that shit. You know what.

Speaker 1 (02:02:30):
I don't don't respect I don't. I don't if you
know you, if a nigga ain't fucking with.

Speaker 2 (02:02:36):
You like that and he's a regular nigga, why would
you have a baby about this nigga? I don't respect
that type. Well, we know how the women think. They
think it's gonna keep you. That's the stupidest shit. It's ridiculous.
It ain't no if I was a woman, it ain't
no way you're gonna get me pregnant. But you don't

(02:02:59):
like me like that? Yeah, Like that don't make sense
because I'm like, I'm in your body.

Speaker 1 (02:03:03):
Raw yeah yeah yeah, But if you act like you
ain't trying to fuck with me no more, you think
I'm gonna have a piece of you to grow inside
of me.

Speaker 2 (02:03:13):
Man, then I'm gonna want to. Then I gotta see
every fucking day for the next day, every day. Please.
If I was a woman, I'd probably be a stud.
Couldn't do it. Yeah, I would definitely be a stud
because I'm just like, I don't even I wouldn't. I
can't fathom something going inside of me. Hey, but then
then it's safer too. Man, your cog miles is low. Yeah,

(02:03:35):
then man, you ain't nigga.

Speaker 1 (02:03:38):
You can if you're a stud, you can fuck bitches
with HIV with your strap on and.

Speaker 2 (02:03:44):
Then you be good. You you still be good.

Speaker 1 (02:03:46):
It might be some HIV on that goddamn strap on.
You gotta clean that motherfucker like you gotta clean the
HIV off good.

Speaker 2 (02:03:52):
But how good do you have to clean that? You
probably have to go across that fucking dick with a lighter. Yeah,
you definitely got to boil. You're gonna boil it.

Speaker 1 (02:04:00):
But then damn put it in the crop Damn, you
gotta put it in the But if you put it
in the crop pot, not a crop pot, boil and
water will will seep into the pot.

Speaker 2 (02:04:11):
Yeah right, the pot walls.

Speaker 1 (02:04:14):
You get hi V and the pot walls of that
motherfucker everything you cold, you gotta cook.

Speaker 2 (02:04:19):
You gotta have a cockpot. Yeah, you gotta cockpile. Yeah yo,
that's great. Yeah, yeah, we just you're gonna have to
just unless you can afford a bunch of deal dos. Yeah,
you and that. I think they changing out. Unscrew the motherfuckers,

(02:04:40):
throw them ships away. I respect that. I respect that.
And then you gotta get a new one.

Speaker 1 (02:04:46):
Yeah, yeah, you you just I don't respect you using
the same dick on me. You use somebody else.

Speaker 2 (02:04:52):
Yeah, that's just like, But then I do that.

Speaker 1 (02:04:55):
I do that because I've used the same dick that
I got right now on everybody I've ever had sex with.

Speaker 2 (02:05:01):
Because it comes factory settings. You can't screw yours off
this one real dick. Yeah, that's really the only thing
you can do is enhance it and make it and
like when you hiccup on it and make it jumping
dick blood. Now, she she was like, I felt that. Yeah,
that's all we got, that's all we got. That's all
we got. And rose toys and stuff. I'm an advocate

(02:05:24):
of toys. It get the job done for them real quick.
I ain't I never really exploded like that with toys,
but I all this, but you've been eating you use
a toy on the man, Listen, I tell you this.
I tell you this.

Speaker 1 (02:05:37):
Back in twenty nineteen, I had this little Dominican chick
that used that she didn't put some ship around my
dick like on, she put like a like one of
the little vibrating things that made my dick vibration. Yeah,
cock ring, a cop put a cock ring on there
that make your dick vibrating and stuff while she was
sucking it and ship and what else she had she had,

(02:05:57):
She had.

Speaker 2 (02:05:57):
A couple of little things and it wasn't bad. And
then she she she handcuffed me.

Speaker 1 (02:06:02):
And I don't I don't like being tied up and
handcuff because I'm just scared of the bitch gonna leave
me in the room. But niggas and they called the
police and just yeah, just capture me, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (02:06:13):
Yeah, I'm scared scared for you, you know. And how
how well do you do you know a chick to
be letting her tie you up? The way you're talking
about these sounds like randos that you got tired, but
it's not the rando. Yeah, you can't do that. Come
on like they got somebody I love and I'm running. Yeah.

(02:06:35):
I got to be a little bit more selective on
even front. I had to stop having sex with girls
on blood mattresses the last couple of years. Oh yeah, yeah.
I realized how bad my penis was. I'm like, I
need to get out of here. This lady got a
mattress cup holder in it.

Speaker 1 (02:06:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey, I made a song about it.
I'm gonna sing the ship at uh at your show. Yeah,
yeah about yeah about mattresses on the floor.

Speaker 2 (02:06:59):
Yeah that was right on It sounds like besides you
on the floor, right, but yeah, that's yeah. I had
to stop doing that, and I had to look at
myself in the mire, like you're better than this. You
don't have to worry about to stop having sax of
these girls. Yeah, got blood mattresses and roommates. Your roommates,

(02:07:22):
be fucking stupid.

Speaker 1 (02:07:24):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (02:07:24):
If you if you're a bitch my age and you
got a roommate, you need you. Definitely I've been like that.

Speaker 1 (02:07:29):
They wasn't but you know what, you know what women,
women different from men because they can have roommates women.

Speaker 2 (02:07:36):
Yeah. Yeah, Like if a nigga, they be frown upon,
like you have a You could be in a seven
bedroom house with roommates and the women are like like,
we aren't imagine what you about. Yeah, it could be
a whole man whatever you talking about, But you're looking
down on you, like your house big, your your room
one thousands feet square feet by yourself, your own bathroom,
own shower. Man like he got roommates, Like what what

(02:08:00):
are we? We're using a cooperative community economics, bitch, we
were shooting the real world in here, bitch. Fuck you
talking about fact. That's all them them streaming niggas do.
It'd be thirty of them niggas in the house. And
I get that house probably staying in Musty. You better
know that motherfucker of them niggas ain't washing. She's been
on the same bed, They hitting the same shower. Yep,

(02:08:22):
they all gotta go. I got second in the shower.
Yeah yeah, hurry up, Albert damn being there with this girl.
Never mind man to wash up and sink? Who using
the kitchen tonight? Who cooking in tonight? You gotta throw
the nigga thirty thous like, like who cooking him? You
got to put get you afgerator for your room and all.

(02:08:42):
You gotta do it because if you put your ship
in the other room, it's getting ate up slowly. You
damn right. You need stoves all kind of ship in there. Absolutely,
I wouldn't. Yeah, shout out to the women who got roommates.
I ain't saying that you bad person, but I'm just
saying I don't need you on a pepe that I
could do it though, but it just be like no,

(02:09:03):
I'm definitely, I'm definitely yeah, Oh you're definitely that. Yeah, yeah,
yeah I can't because I can a house without a
shepherd's chaot them girls house is be k. It'd be
men running in and out of it, all types of
night coming through and hell cats. And yeah, I was

(02:09:26):
one of nick niggas. I gotta bro once I realized
I was the red flag that niggas be rapping about.
I am to do the pull up in a in
a in a black charger with the plates that's paper
on it still and a wife beaters slide coming in.
I'mna buy food here, old girl, go home and come
back whenever I feel like it and that was life,

(02:09:48):
And I'm like, oh, I don't think you're supposed to
be living like this. Yeah, yeah, like I had to
look myself for that. No, I don't need to be
living like this because I'm sure because I could hear
girls talk about like they was misconfusing me, misconfusing me.

Speaker 1 (02:10:01):
That's that that makes sense that it made sense misconfusing
us with the same.

Speaker 2 (02:10:06):
Shoes the other dudes that were who coming in, Marcus,
I'm like, damn, my Marcus, I have a whole bunch
of the stool dudes coming through. I don't think this
vaginas clean nor safe. No, no, it's not. It's not
conventional for what you're trying to do. But I'm definitely
gonna take the drug bro for a couple of strokes.
See what it's sitting for, and then you deserve it, Bro,
you work. I stopped. I stopped. It's no need.

Speaker 3 (02:10:30):
It is, but sometimes you got to test it out.
You could tell if they cleaned by their bathroom.

Speaker 1 (02:10:34):
Oh, in their car, their care, their car, their car,
in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (02:10:38):
In the bathroom, nigga, the room could be ain't ship,
it could be closed over there for thirty eight weeks
straight that she ain't fold up.

Speaker 2 (02:10:47):
But if you go to that bathroom, that tell everything. Yeah,
the bathroom clean and her car clean. Yeah, THEI clean coach. Yeah.
But if that ship got wigs in the window, lashes
on the oh, get out of there. My brother using rubber,
she might have her be squared. Oh yes, you better

(02:11:08):
know it. She got both types of her Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I can't do it. Yeah, yeah, you eat it right
on the head. Ford, And I've been living. I lived
that li like like, oh, y'all really be out here, Hedford,
did you hear Yo?

Speaker 1 (02:11:20):
It's forty new cases of HIV forty thousand new cases
of HIV in Houston, Texas, forty thousand in.

Speaker 2 (02:11:27):
In June and just in June. What niggas is out
here running through holes like that? Wrong? This is a city,
I know. Do you know how many?

Speaker 3 (02:11:39):
Man?

Speaker 2 (02:11:40):
It's some of the baddest bitches in the world. So
if you were Houston, I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:11:44):
Talking about beyond motherfucker. There's a bunch of Beyonce looking
bitches in fucking Houston.

Speaker 2 (02:11:49):
I'm talking about big Clodesdale booties, flat stomachs. When them
nice and they cooked and they cooked, but they got
Hi in the House in Virginia, House in Virginia, or
or if they let it get faster too much as
I die slowly, Yes, I die slowly. Yeah. Yeah, that's

(02:12:10):
a lot. Yeah. Man, it's scary as hell I can.

Speaker 1 (02:12:13):
But if you really think about it too, Now, if
I was with Beyonce that and Beyonce gave me AIDS,
I don't think I would be there sucked up about it,
like as long if you want to stay with me
trying to leave me, Oh nigga, I'm blowing the head off.

Speaker 2 (02:12:29):
Oh we got to be together for it is our
AIDS because now you got to take an age multivitamin
every day. I wish you would give me AIDS and
think you leave it. Yeah, you gotta give me some
sort of health insurance, yeah yeah, or something like you
gotta give me a yeah forever because you gotta take
prep pills now and all of that.

Speaker 1 (02:12:48):
The AIDS medicine is expensive, HIV medicine is expensive.

Speaker 2 (02:12:52):
Then a motherfucker. Let's see how much prep pills calls. Yeah, yeah,
look it up, look it up. Let's see prep pills
on Google in prep pills. And that's another reason why
I'm going to do the hole is okay, I feel
like that should be a reason to not go in there.
How much is prep? Oh, with insurance, without insuran, Let's

(02:13:16):
do without insurance your straight prep and.

Speaker 1 (02:13:19):
Then tell me what's happening with shurance. Students, we can
tell niggas. Hey, I'm scared that Google is because I'm not.
They're gonna be playing all them aids.

Speaker 2 (02:13:34):
I'm scared now. The motherfucker's god damn.

Speaker 3 (02:13:38):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (02:13:40):
According to Google, the cost of prep pre exposure pro bylaxis, yeah,
without insurance can be quite high, potentially reaching sixteen hundred
to two thousand for a thirty day supply of medication. Nigga,
this is like nigga. Nigga's gonna be dead in two weeks.

(02:14:07):
Be cutting up. They're gonna be cutting up, the cutting
like forths and she and I took my prep one
forth of it today. She keep my t cell count right.
Oh boy, my aids acting up to day. I can't
come play basketball. I skipped and the ads going and
you ads go from HIV to ads. It's like a

(02:14:27):
spectrum like autism. Niggah, I have HIV one day and
today this age day. Today my aid's flaring up. It
was hi va, do you take two pieces of your
prep and then went back to HIV and so that's HIV,
that's AIDS. That was prepped for anybody HIV positive.

Speaker 1 (02:14:47):
Hey, so you have no choice but to fuck other
people with AIDS. So y'all can share peels and stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:14:55):
So y'all can share peel. Yeah, you need to have
a supply. You and I fina get this ship from
wraggling niggas. You're right, but I just wanted to expect
it like y'all be in love. Like man, you know,
I ain't got the money for my prep this weekend.
Can I bought some prep back? Yeah? My age is
flaring up. Yeah, that's crazy, man, I never thought about it.
Just like the herbiage community. They can only that's what
other herpes unless you go vegan or or you accept it.

Speaker 1 (02:15:19):
Yeah, you gotta get on herpesmeat dot com.

Speaker 2 (02:15:24):
Herpesmeat dot com is crazy. I would never type that
in my phone. That sounds like it's disgusting. Yeah, herpes meat.
There's a lot of women out here with herpes, man, nigga,
what there's so many women?

Speaker 3 (02:15:36):
I said, don't or pussy's an open wound. A dish
of moist nigga. Oh boy, moist is boy. Look at him,
Look at him.

Speaker 2 (02:15:48):
It's like it's easy for a woman to get all
the diseases.

Speaker 3 (02:15:52):
Is a dud.

Speaker 2 (02:15:52):
We just yes, we could pee out the herpes. No
saying scientifically that makes sense. It don't.

Speaker 1 (02:15:58):
It don't sound like it makes sense, but but I
can imagine it.

Speaker 2 (02:16:01):
Had Like I think that if you take Sea Moss,
I don't think you get the barry. Yep, the barry
you out there. Yeah, if if Herbie trying to get
up here, that kicking that bitch out, because said Jude
Shop to the ads, gets out my din hole. Yeah, yeah,
that's exactly what's happening.

Speaker 1 (02:16:21):
Hey, brog, life way too expensive to be getting HIV, right,
I'm telling you, man.

Speaker 2 (02:16:26):
If I got as, I'm like, let me go ahead
and die the nigga out nigga. I'll be right there
with Malcolm Jamal Wanning. God damn man, swimming like a motherfucker.
You just gonna go out.

Speaker 1 (02:16:36):
Take me god this Yeah right, I'm gonna go get
on that current.

Speaker 2 (02:16:39):
He's gonna be on the last. He's gonna be on
like a lazy river with an inflatable just let me
go swimming at night. Yep, you found Jack Thriller. It's
gonna be the nigga that be in Atlanta news with
the do rag the house ship. This ain't God damn
Jack was over there floating drinking. Got damn hennessy. Yeah,
missing one of them. I still know. Oh shit. It's

(02:17:01):
like they said, there's a bounty if you can find
Jack's eye. Yeah, two hundred and fifty thousand dollars, so
we can put it in there in the funeral.

Speaker 1 (02:17:07):
Yeah, yeah, he is my eye open the closed in
the casket. Well, it ain't gonna be. No, it ain't
gonna be no closed, but it will be closed eye.

Speaker 2 (02:17:16):
It's definitely gonna be because they had lost your eye,
or they're gonna be, hey, you cremated and they just
gonna shit the eye on top of that. Yeah, yeah,
you're gonna do. I'm still trying to figure out if
I want to be cremated in that I think you
should be cremated, and then they leader I.

Speaker 1 (02:17:29):
I I promise you, I'm thinking that like so much.
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta. I would want my
eyes to go inside some kind of museum and then
I was thinking to myself, Damn, is the Trap Museum
good enough for.

Speaker 2 (02:17:42):
My I think Trap Museum. Jack in the Trap Museum
with just the eye.

Speaker 1 (02:17:46):
But then, but I don't know how long the Trap
Museum gonna be open, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (02:17:52):
And they closed down. Yeah, this ship just got your
My ship in the storage. My ship is in the
Trap store. Hello, Sam, could you put your eye before
he died? Because we put Jack Eye in the Trap
Musicum gonna be dead before me. I know him. I'll
live till we're the same age. But I got a
funny feeling he a little bit more high risk in

(02:18:14):
life than me. Oh that's crazy, man, I'm gonna peel
a little bit. Oh man, your eye. It is hilarious
to be at the true.

Speaker 1 (02:18:24):
I gotta I gotta do something. That's why I gotta
do something a lot more special in life. So my
eyes can be in a museum that's gonna I know
it's gonna be here at least two hundred years.

Speaker 2 (02:18:35):
Yeah, they gonna be like.

Speaker 1 (02:18:37):
If Tupac, if the Tupac Museum closed, I'm pretty sure
the Trap music They're.

Speaker 2 (02:18:42):
Gonna have to put your ship in the National African
Smithsonian music. Yeah, somebody, because that one ain't gonna close.
The African American Museum ain't never gonna close on that
government funding. But how long has it been open? Though?
I want to say, look at look it up? Was
it the African American Museum? Cause I think I want
to go in the Smithsonian?

Speaker 3 (02:19:02):
Siri? How long has the African American Museum been open? Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:19:15):
She don't speak Nigga today, Siri, h can you tell
me how long has the African American Museum been open
in America? Well, it just gave me where it is.

(02:19:35):
It's in California, but it shit have it in inside
that passage. Yeah, it's being ridiculous right now. No way.

Speaker 3 (02:19:46):
I think it was like early two thousand, National New
Museum of African.

Speaker 2 (02:19:54):
American And Michelle, can you give me smoke coke? It's
the Smithsonian. You're right, it's a refrigerator. Yeah, it's in
the fridge. It's a Smithsonian for sure. Yeah, yeah, I
know it's a miss Smithsonian. I need to know when
the Smithsonian when it started though, Smithsonian probably been around

(02:20:14):
a hundred years. Yeah, it's not a government fund. It's
like PBS like in my mind. Yeah, so I have
to definitely book everything looked like it started in twenty sixteen.
That's what I'm assuming. If anybody is listening to this,

(02:20:36):
put it in the comments when when it was on
because my phone being stupid and I don't know why
it's being like this. How long as the African American
American m HM being open twenty sixteen. There's some good coke.

(02:21:04):
It's because it's cold, So you get this from Jesus damn.
African American History and Culture Open, September twenty fourth, twenty sixteen.
It's because he ben. It's because he's been working out
and he ain't had no pop in a while, so
that ship to get you, especially a coke cane fresh out.

(02:21:27):
You be like me, I need some more, damn, But
you only need one one a week, one a week man,
because you're trying to be a bad bitch. That's not Yeah.
I got to be honest with you. Bad bitches eating
talkies and eating wrong. But no, lie, bad bitch is
definitely eating fruit. You're right, I'm wrong. I mean I'm wrong.
They be eating fruit the real bad. Can I get

(02:21:48):
another shot my share? Yeah, coke? I think we got
one more? I don't know how long we've been recording
what it's saying on that little big as board right
there with the numbers on it. Damn, I thought this
was like and a half.

Speaker 3 (02:22:08):
Ship.

Speaker 2 (02:22:09):
That's it. Go go, go go. You can hear his
throat sounds on the mic. Girl girl, Oh man, So
what's what's something that? All? Right? That's going on? We're
gonna wrap this up and put a little button on it,
because this is a whole bunch of wildness. Oh, people
are gonna lose this ship watching this ship because this

(02:22:31):
is wild. Oh, it's it's a lot of clips. They
you start off with Prince dinning with little Richard and
you eating. But it's crazy, man, you gotta go to
the rehab. But rehab but eating eating. It's some butts
that need to be rehabbed. I'm sure the ones with
the black in it. Oh yeah, definitely. If you got

(02:22:52):
that diabet that's how she probably had dietes. Probably she
probably have die buddies, my god, dad, buddies for the fellas.
If you're eating your girl and her butt cracked, dark skinned,
that she might have diabuddies. As you can see Jack's face. Why,

(02:23:13):
I don't know why he eat as much butt and
he like he get hit butt eight. But you know,
at least he grooms himself. Ladies, most niggas don't be
shaving their buttoles like that. I don't. At least I
could have if a girl try to eat me out,
I got a whole snoop lion dreadlock back there trying
to fight. What is wrong with this nigga? Jack? I

(02:23:40):
don't know I could do it. You gotta if you
eat but you eating black hey bells? Yeah, hey dog.
I just always uh like big butts, and I cannot
lie now.

Speaker 1 (02:23:56):
I don't know I ever since I was just a
little man, you know, because I'm think was trying to
ask me some ship like this in the car on
over here. But yeah, I just been always infatuated with
just the the anatomy of the darea, just getting d
out to her. Yeah, yeah, man, and just to I've

(02:24:18):
seen her. I've seen a girl doing that shit on
on some kind of porn or and then I think
I've I had on love and basketball. Do you remember
this one scene when that girl was talking about what's
my man named Omar Epps?

Speaker 2 (02:24:34):
And she said, I want to lick the sweat off
his ass.

Speaker 1 (02:24:37):
And when she said that ship and I was like, damn,
this nigga about to get this sweat licked off his ass.

Speaker 2 (02:24:45):
I wish that was me. And then you know how
I was at the time. Then I love in basketball.
I had to come out in like ninety eight or something,
not they save money eight, so I had to be
by like.

Speaker 1 (02:25:00):
Seventeen eighteen. And ah, but I got the first time
I ever got my ass ache.

Speaker 2 (02:25:08):
Rose. He was just asking about you, relax man, what
do you Why do you do that? Because bros just
walked in. Who he talking about it? I'm good, brother.
It's always good to hear you. He can't he can't
see it. My main man. Oh we got that on

(02:25:29):
camera too. We got that on relax man, go down
there if you want to go, he don't know you.
If you want to get petted on why he's gonna
do all that bargain and then he's gonna get picked
up and petted and then he stopped. See you do it.
He don't like white people too. White men particularly got

(02:25:51):
you like he when y'all came here, it was white dudes, Hey,
come here, bro, put all this, come here. But we
were just wrapping it up. He was telling us about
how he liked but he cannot lie.

Speaker 1 (02:26:06):
Yeah, but when she said that shit dog, that shit
like drove me crazy. So you just was like, oh,
that's what I was saying. First time I ever got
my buddy by this girl. I was fifteen years old,
and it was at Georgia State College and whatnot, and
then on the dorms at the Georgia I want to
say it was called.

Speaker 2 (02:26:22):
The Georgia Terrace. What at fifteen? Yeah, man, yes, yeah,
I got you started off getting ate out. Yeah man,
it's only the sky. You started off at the sky.
Oh yeah, one percent? And what happens after that?

Speaker 1 (02:26:36):
I was trying to max out, bro, you dog. Mostly
mostly young black man don't live to be twenty one
years old.

Speaker 2 (02:26:43):
Man, you right?

Speaker 1 (02:26:44):
So can you imagine about all the niggas that didn't
die at the very young age. It just never got
their ass.

Speaker 2 (02:26:49):
Hate it's the large word. I defeated the odds. You
definitely about a good one percent. Yeah, you kidding me.

Speaker 1 (02:26:56):
I never thought about it, like, that's what I'm trying
to say. That's one thing that I I promise myself.
I promised myself that I'm not gonna leave this earth
with I getting my ass, you know, and.

Speaker 2 (02:27:08):
That's gonna that's on my bucket list before I die.
I think I'm gonna way till i'm old, though, Why
I don't know, man, I can have fresh ass when
I'm seventy. Why is it not because it's old? I
could get it freshly waxed? Okay? What what is the okay?
So I would have to first of all, I'm not

(02:27:30):
comfortable with near in my booty hole like Jack, and
then he getting in wax. Nigga, you know how fresh
you gonna feel? Doubt? I do know how fresh I
do feel. I know I can imagine then my ship
smooth like a dolphin. It's Nigga said, what is wrong

(02:27:52):
with you?

Speaker 3 (02:27:53):
Man?

Speaker 2 (02:27:53):
Like a dolphin is crazy? Man, I don't even know
a dolphin here, but I can see it sharing. So
you got a luster to your butt? Man?

Speaker 3 (02:28:00):
Oh yeah, it's shiny. That's it's shiny, ladies. If you
like shiny s liked, but they're soft and supple. Talk
to Jack, he's trying to get ate up.

Speaker 2 (02:28:10):
Hey, brother, they beat yo.

Speaker 1 (02:28:11):
Them would be surprised like a motherfucker when they say
I cleaned my ass.

Speaker 2 (02:28:14):
Is they really be extreme? They go crazy, which is crazy.
They go crazy bruh. And they said they could grab
that motherfucker like this ship, so I got that. I
ain't gonna show you how they.

Speaker 1 (02:28:29):
They put cream you ate out was real cream, But
I never had no whip cream in my friends ain't
Now that you mentioned it, I got to find out
who ain't lactose intolerance, because see not, because I have
had some whipped cream. A girl like like something that
was whooped cream on it, but she would she would
lectose and taller. She was farting loud as hell all night,

(02:28:52):
but I brought it on myself, so I couldn't get
mad at her.

Speaker 2 (02:28:55):
Okay, but you probably ate them farts, I know you
better know it. I ate them right out of the sky.
I hate the first right out like they were sheep.

Speaker 1 (02:29:06):
You ever seen some sheep, motheruck counting sheep, and you
grab one of them sheeps out of nigga, God damn
count and hit it.

Speaker 2 (02:29:14):
You nigga burping up farts sheep. I don't know what's
wrong with this man like you. We haven't do this
every day. That's You're crazy, bro, Michelle. You ain't never
ate a sheep though, no, you never counted sheep and
you was like, you know that's crazy, man. Uh, let's

(02:29:39):
do this one. Live a little bit, man, y'all need
to live a little bit. It's wild. What's one thing
that like that you we already spoke about the toy, Like,
what's something that you like excited about like that you
know is gonna come into fruition. You haven't had a
concrete evidence and you know you want speaking into existence.

Speaker 1 (02:29:56):
Oh man, just being inside a house with twenty women
competing for my affection on the thriller Love Man. You
know reality show that we're gonna produce on eighty five South.
You know, it's just me finding a real good caretaker
some you know, you know, preferably about three women that

(02:30:17):
want to be insider an amazing relationship with me and
we're just taking care of each other and it's building
on the truth. And uh yeah, that's that's what my
my fantasy and uh that's what my reality is going
to definitely be. It's something that I've wanted to as
as a child for a long time. Is women taking

(02:30:39):
shifts to take care of your dog. You know what
I'm saying, that's.

Speaker 2 (02:30:42):
Actually quite smart, sosius of that man. Tell them, tell
them where they can find you. I know you don't
know where we're looking, but it's a ca that one.
That one over there. There you go.

Speaker 1 (02:30:55):
Hi, I'm Jack Thriller. A lot of people think that
I'm a doctor, but I just played one on TV.
You should follow me at Jack Thriller on Instagram, Young
Jack Thriller on Facebook. They're fixing it right now on
X at Young Jack Thriller. You can catch me on

(02:31:18):
eighty five South. You can check me check me out
on Jackfuller dot com. And uh, like I said, if
you you haven't been acquainted with me, I love for
you to get acquainted with me because I consider you
a friend.

Speaker 2 (02:31:33):
I love you, and I know you love me too.
So let's just keep on encouraging each other and pointing
each other and until next time. Bye bye. Now, what
is wrong with Jack?

Speaker 3 (02:31:47):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (02:31:48):
That's a great sign off, though. Uh, We're gonna wait
till you slide that over real quick and ruggors, relax,
that has been no draws, y'all. We have at Jack
Thriller and this has been another amazing episode. Make sure
I like and subscribe look out for him we're doing.
I got five on it too, this coming, mom, so

(02:32:09):
look out for that. They pit your boy up to
produce it. Jack gonna be on it doing what Jack does.
I can't wait to see what that? What that? What
that's gonna look like? Man, I'm excited that they even
hit me up. And I thought i'd be a person
good enough to produce it. I don't know nobody that
that better. See pull that off? Yeah, man. And we
in the middle of the hood too, That's what's crazy.
You finna had a whole street shut off. That's kind

(02:32:30):
of crazy, bro. Yeah, time eight, well eight for we're
gonna start shooting, but you know, people gotta go there
and set up first, So got you around like six,
they're gonna be start setting up. Then we gotta do
lighting and ship and the people gotta come in and
sit down, okay, And once you get all that together,
you should be streat man. And I'm excited to see
what they do like on the platform. I'm excited to

(02:32:52):
see what the clips because I think it's gonna be better,
bigger than that, Like it just coming on that platform,
because like that pure commotion of it all, it's going
to be crazy because it's on a street. You can
only get so many people in that building, and I
think it's gonna be something dope for Atlantica. I don't
think nothing like that. Like in a while that where
it's I'm like, oh, it's pandemonium for real, but not really.

(02:33:15):
It's just people you know, inside of this spot doing
what they do, giving that gift to the world. But
ruggers don't like that. He tied off. That's like gall
for today that ruggers don't like that people tying off.
He don't like higher drugs. You just like shrooms and
good night. Get ruggets think so bad boy, I'm a

(02:33:38):
peeding myself a couple of times, like, man, just take
your dig off, give it to Michelle and let her
go get bid out. What the fuck is wrong? What
is wrong with you? Man? That was great, bro,

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