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August 5, 2025 60 mins
**"No Draws" Podcast | Hosted by FURG** In this episode, Landon and Furg hold absolutely nothing back: 🏀 Why every championship WNBA team needs a certified stud to lead the charge 💊 The cautionary tale of Old Me and what happens when you mix double Viagra and side women 🥢 How Asian cultures mastered the art of balanced eating—and what the rest of us can learn 🥞 And finally… is brunch lowkey destroying the Black community? This one’s wild, honest, and full of those uncomfortable truths no one wants to say out loud. Tap in. 📱Follow us on socials 🎧 Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & more 👇 Drop your thoughts in the comments – agree, disagree, or somewhere in between #Podcast #nodrawspodcast #WNBA #health

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Takes ship when he be like, when I nut, I
have to say something. He like, fuck.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
What the women they were good pussy. They gotta He's like,
the women were good pussy. They be waiting on it
to watch special Bro. He said, that's how you know
the pussy good when she when he said, you'll put
if a nigga, don't say something after you get after
you nut, you'll pussy trash man.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
You gotta start talking you right though, because he was like,
he's like, with good, you'd be like fuck right.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
He said that's what he did.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
So he kept calling that ship back and then he
caught it back at the end, which made it cold.
Everybody in the crowd with fuck, that's all you need.
Let me get the mic grid to you for my
my mouth points pause. Bro, hey man, we ran randomly
nigga pulled up today. Hell yeah literally we all yeah,

(00:54):
we've been on the for like three minutes.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Ship Damn, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
It real slick. Shout out to Nate Jackson Special shout
out you Nate with you bro. And he's the first
person he paid. He like the first black person I
ever got a check from. And Seattle was from Nate Jackson.
Did the weekend h and where was he at Seattle?
He got a comedy club buy there. Yeah, yeah, I

(01:19):
think he got rid of it and got a newer one,
smooth one.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
But yeah, that was a nice man last night. And
she was number three on Netflix. Number one should be
if it ain'tching.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
It just because they're putting out they realizing stand up
comedy is making the money. Yeah, people are like, oh
my god, comedy stand up Like, yes, he got the
doll today. Yeah, he chilling with your old ass.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
How old is the dog?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Eleven a seventy seven?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh, the same age and my grandma crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
May be old.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Bro, he got great.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Nigga. That nigga blew his knee out that week. Bro
put him in the cage and he was crazy. Popped
the knee out the socket and I had got joint pain.
That's crazy medicine for a week straight.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
He just was like, you had to rub it off.
Had a little put that ship in the real fast.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Shout out to the old dogs out there, man, they
lose that sight.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Sad people be holding on. Hey, that's what we got
to talk about today. I'm tired of y'all putting these
disabled pets online. They john got to stop this.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
That's why I don't have a dog.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Man.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I can't see that, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
They gotta stop it, bro, because it's like I've seen
a cat that had epilepsy. What's the ship Muhammad Ali
and park he had Parkinson and they kept trying to
give him food so he can't. The nigga is frantically
trying his best, but he can't, and he's trying to
eat off a spoon and he's throwing two know everywhere,

(03:01):
And I'm like, why would you put this like this
is ridiculous? Yeah, you do that man at Parkinson's. That's
something I don't want. That's something I don't want, man.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Man, Oh, when it go out like that, you just
get the shakes, man and want nobody to let you
cut their hair no more.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's like a little bit.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Strange. Straight you talk to them, double check straight, double check,
double check, double check baby check baby check baby one
two three check baby check baby one two. He comes
to shaker. Yeah, they gotta stop doing that. That's the

(03:44):
type of old I want to I don't want.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
To be the type of old like that.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
You gotta be taken care of. Yeah, I feel stupid, Yeah, yeah,
you definitely do. I see why, Like when you get eighty,
you'll be ready to check out if you got lady
gotta wipe your butt every every day. Man, when somebody
saw little so old, so little the back of the
back of your ball, little old soft is wow in

(04:07):
the middle of your taint, that's nasty, bro, that's nasty.
Wipe your own ass, know that little old soft is
crazy to be on because there's nothing you could do. You. Oh,
they're wiping you. You can't even flirt good because.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
You like, yeah, let's your think big on soft.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, right, my egg back in the day, you see that,
you see that heat, call me berry bun.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
You see that six chamber shoes that I got. Yeah,
it's possible for so many breakup, heartbreak? What called it heartbreak?
What they call my meat Back in the day, when
they got your meat back into their heartbreak, they used
to call me sweet dig Willie.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
When they called you sweet dick.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
When I was passing out the sweets to these holes,
they couldn't get enough of it.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
That's how old man, Yeah, get oldest man. I just
had one of my old o g's died.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Man ninety five, ninety five is a great life to live.
Was he still mobile and stuff? Yeah, he used to
come by the bar hang out. Okay, that's the type
of oh I want to do stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, he's driving to Mark Well, he ride the Martin.
When he got like in his nineties, he started riding
to Martin. But they would pick him up on the
Martins right right at his house. He didn't walk to
the bus stop, living right there. And then they dropped
him in Atlantic Station when I was in Atlantic Station, Yeah,
and he'd be out there too.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
He was looking for him. He's ready to pay for
a bill. Some daughter was gonna get her bills.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
He was helling respected though he was like a doctor
and stuff on his He was done like he was
like I did life. I didn't learn his real name
until the funeral though. That was the craziest person to
me him. We used to call him mister Earl.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
What's his real name?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Solomon, but he went by doctor Sears in some places.
He had like five lives.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
It was crazy. You live, You think.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
About all of the time you living and stuff you did,
like you live a lot of lives.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Bro facts because that was because even like when they
had the people talking, they were like man man used
to sit around and just talk about the fifties, the fifties.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Fifties, you know how many eras of shit you lived
through and how numb you are.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
The fifties is like a forgotten decade. Gotta be man.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Trying to think black and white. TV's for sure, Yes,
Korean War and got damn it was it. It was
Martin Luther King when he was he marching back there
in the sixties. I believe I thought he was in
the sixties. Yeah, he definitely in the sixties, late fift
maybe late fifties. But to talk about the fifties is
like back in the day when go and study with
a woman was the roof ben floating.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
This earl used to always get this areas, like to
get the advice up. He'd be telling me, He's like.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I got my friends out here, they on the viagus
and stuff like that, and he say, if you can't,
if you can't drink red wine, don't get your heart,
then you need to do something else. Yeah, you definitely
got it, because that's how I ended up tacking out
like Kevin Samuel.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, that's what he's talking about.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
He used to talk about men that take the the
the dick pills.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Ain't older man.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
If you order man healthy enough for them pills, stay
the stay away from them pills.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
We want you to live. Just eat the koochie.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Then, yeah, y'all women.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
And if you're old man taking them pills and you
make sure you get on his wheel or put a
lot of insurance policy for you know some sound advice.
If you see that old man taking them pills and
you've been messing with him for the light bill or
rent money, you get an insurance policy on him, but
you try to figure out how to get on his wheel.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Listen to them. He is, he ain't gonna be here soon.
He ain't gonna be here long. He got a couple
of going business days left fo he tap out and
you find him. You gonna for That's the worst part
about what if you the you' the sugar baby.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
You find mister Earl just dead after you.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
You to talk to men, you got to Yeah, if
you got the insurance policy, you straighten.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Your side girl finds you and you eighty five.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
I gotta tell your wife, Oh my god, you don't
want to I'm at this point you definitely want to
be there. Bring me back.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
If it's a god, he got me right on time.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's how I'm going out. Girl gonna find you.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
That's wow. You definitely want to get found by your wife.
You definitely want to.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Get You definitely want to get fired by your wife.
I wonder whether the man out here.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Got found by the side girl.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Just did man mauncle Tony died like that with a
side girl. That's wow.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Just in the bed. Yeah, no, No, he was out
at the hotel.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh they was doing it for Yeah, he was out
here with nobody. Nobody knew. It was like a surprise
to the family. He was out here hitting decent looking
you know. That's the first thing he said, what that
old ugly bitch. He'd be like, you know, I don't
know ugly girls for the purposes of yeah you all right? Yeah,

(09:01):
i'nna say.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Uncle, that was my boy. I used to like Uncle
Tony dam went out with. He took two of them rugs.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I was like, no, yes, un was ready to go,
trying to hit it between the Oh my god, what
was he trying to do. It's not like Dick was
gonna come up out of there with an extra pill.
It's not an extra if you're taking an extra pill.
That's a wild work. What is hey, man, Stop doing

(09:35):
this for those who are living like that, not this
story of Uncle Tony gud You man, go for a sprint.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Man, get your heart together. Brother, that need that macaroni
cheese alone, because.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Two pills is crazy. It's a wild two pills crazy.
I never took bro I better take a whole pill
from the gas station. I've never taken the whole. I've
just got a little pitopure. I took like maybe a
honey pack to the face. Honey pack.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
That don't look like it worked.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Nigga had a head for two days, but I was
solid as a rock. She ain't had no blood in
your neck, Nigga, I did Nigga waking up Woozy Dick
All Dick looked like a shoe. He got a booth.
I was like, I need to do it something. I know.

(10:31):
That's what I got to do with you.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
You got him with nothing, man, but you least gotta
throw on some rt BB.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Get this Sam feeling up. Oh man, they man, it's
more nice in him. Man, It's like YO were in
an Auntie's living room in the nineties. Yeah, I can
definitely see that. She watched Living She recorded Living Single
tape Girlfriends Live. You have to take your shoes off.

(10:59):
I'm about to take much. Yeah, I got you.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
I feel like this is the shoes off type of environment.
Put my feet on the carpet.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
It's the colors. Really, it's the orange.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
It's the orange and pink. And the plant. It's the plant.
What kind of makes you feel like? It's the plant?
It's said Auntie always got plants at the house. Yeah,
her babies, Yeah, she got no kids. Her house be
real clean, her dog is her baby.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
You get to go over there once once, once, once
twice a year.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
You over there always single.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, niggas don't really like her when she's going through heartbreak,
then she brings you over for joy.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, get my babies. It's all about it starts seeing her.
It's all about the family. That's how. That's how you
know a girl got broke up with, she goes back.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Let me go make Auntie the week good toy.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
The boyfriend and left and you gotta have a peptal. Hey, y'all,
your aunt got broke up, nigga. Now we're gonna get
you ten dollars each. Some roadblocks.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
You miss your fake uncle? You okay to your games?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah? He was like, what happened to Uncle Ted? Uncle Ted,
you gotta tell to your auntie. Go ask your uncle
tail about that bitch. Go back. He'd be like, she
said to ask you about it because you done got friend.
He to test Uncle Ted. He's still talking to you.

(12:27):
She said.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
They say you're backing up in school. He still want
to be a mentor.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
But she said, we can't talk because ask her about
that bitch.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
That's what she keeps saying. Who is the bitch?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Uncle? Who is the damn? Damn?

Speaker 2 (12:45):
You're still gonna be able to give.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Some money to my basketball team this summer.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
That's the word. Don't know him to have been the
sponsor for real?

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Believe in this child.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
This man really hurt for real. He can't ever talk.
That's why I can't.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
That's why you shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Then the stepdaddy's gotta be special calling I can't do.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
It and shout out man. I had step dad shout
out to that man.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I did too.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Man, Man, that's a blessed brother. I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I don't know how, And I felt bad for mine
because I was more athletic than his kids. So like
every time we're doing it, sport like you that's my.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Boy right now.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, that was one in the newspaper. Yeah, yeah, definitely,
you're definitely gonna be every days.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
You'd be like, come on, man, I used to you
his adopted son. You the favorite.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
That's what that was me.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
It's a good situation to be here, but it was
it was it was like, did you ever tell him
you ain't my daddy?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah? I would never like that.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
You would never. I would never type going on if
it makes any sense.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Even as a kid, I understood the I had like
an awareness so of a mother in the Yeah. So
it's like I don't I mean, I probably every teenager attitude,
but you never really think about it, like.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, used to be like I never was on that,
you know what I mean? Cool instead of having cool though,
So it was like the pressure.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
See that wasn't that bad. My stepdad was cool. It
was just my step my brothers was crazy. Broo brothers.
I don't think I told nobody about this year. My
brothers grew up with crack babies. Bro realize, like they
my own drugs on crack while they was why she died,
damn man, and niggas them niggas had them like you

(14:31):
know how you see kids with the behavior issues the
control for real? When I say we used to fight
all the time, bro physically fight all the time. Like
it's just boys in general. Boys generally gonna fight. But
you you how much y'all the same age.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Was like having triplets.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
We all one year one of one of them was
the same age. The other one was one year under me,
so and it was two on one for you all.
But it was like that's how, that's how you became
that big black. I was actually the smaller one. I
was actually small small. I didn't get big till about
twelfth grade. Damn, I was a late bloomer. Yeah, because
late bloomer, I wasn't big till later. And six to one.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
That's crazy, but y'all was cool by then. He was
ready to hit.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I already did that, Bro. You played tackle football enough.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Okay, I got to say type situation.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
But I got two younger brothers though, they Yeah, but
they were no crazy ship. I mean, I'm the oldest,
so it's like I was the older, but it was
just like I'm the band guy. Really crazy ship that's
more of a fair fight, a little bit a fart.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah one year, that's a real fight.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Yeah, we're just saying I ain't really like y'all fight
together somewhere, did y'all, because because y'all gotta belo, we
fought together, not knowingly, not that I remember, because he'll
just be fighting out of note. Bro.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Let's say y'all went to school together.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Now we didn't. We went to separate schools. So let's
say yall was hanging out somewhere with Joe. Let's say
y'all hanging out some Well, he got into a fight
with you jumping. Yeah, but I always catched them aftermath,
like I never was there in the middle, like like
to break it up.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
I always if I'm there, I know I'm gonna break
this shit up, okay.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
But if I'm not there, I know this ship going up.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
So you ain't never been there at the start of it.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
No, I always you feel like, yeah, whenever you did,
don't happen like that. Yeah, I was the when shit happened,
And go talk to this nigga.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Use the mediator for them.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah all the time, because they look at me like
out Yeah, yeah, they ain't Colm down. If you ain't
around to calm down, they might get They gonna go
up every time like they're cool. Now do you still
talk to him? Man, I don't even talk to him.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Dro How long y'all y'all was together for how long?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
I know, no nigga since we was like nine and ten.
Bro all y'all parents were dating, they was dating. They
all all y'all live together. Yeah, they they got married
and we moved into a new place and you got
to reach out to her. Bet I do. I talk
like I'll be hitting them up, but like when I'm
being jail a lot, so I don't know. That's real hard.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
It's really hard to stay friend. Yeah, where the nigga keep?
How many times your phone number gonna switch for niggas?
That's ever if you don't know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
People that go to a lot a lot of phone number,
they just changed the phone number. You might get like
ten phones in a year, or they just might come.
I mean you know, like yeah, they it's because I'm
far away now, I don't think we tak that much.
If I was in the city, I'm pretty sure because
my cousins be like that, Like when I come in town.
They like, bro, let's kick it. Yeah yeah yeah, And
I'm like, no, I got stuff to do. They still

(17:28):
be selling that. Yeah. My family still.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
I have to ask niggas like do you have drugs
on you?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:35):
You get caught with it, like.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Like if we're going somewhere, like hey, we about to
go to the store, and nigga, I'm coming with you.
Do you have drugs on you? Bro? I got to
ask that. Niggas they take a week no, no, no,
real drugs. I had to drop my cousins, like your
schedule drugs. He's like, I'm gonna go pick it up,
like I drop you to pick it up. But I'm
not finna have it back in the car. This is
my mama car. What are we doing right now? You'll

(17:57):
be all right, I tell you, I'm not doing none
of that shit.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Beat me up.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
He not going.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Uncle Ruggis is like going.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
But I did, like I like the dynamics of having brothers,
like because I was the only child, so it was
just like oh okay, this dope. I got brothers. And
it's like they like minions, were like little gangs because
you know how I grew up with it like a
guaranteed help. Yeah, because from the country your cousins facts.
It's like nigga were running. But it was like that
for the street I was on. It was like that

(18:32):
for like anybody's in our house, because on across the
street from us, it was niggas was selling dope. It's
it'spanis looked like. It looked like fast and furious in
year twenty ten, in nineteen ninety, like two thousand and two,
they had cameras. They had ring lights before ring your
cameras before that. It was a thing. They just made
it themself. No like it went. They were selling a

(18:54):
lot of drugs out the house. They had trap doors
in this house and everything. Bro. I used to go
in shout out to the me, Bro, shout out to
Hector in him man, he I remember them there to
the days. That's how new Hispanic people was crazy and
that you shouldn't snitch. I had the perfect opportunity to snitch,
but I didn't. Could have called ice right there. You
could have been the first nigga been. It wasn't even

(19:16):
like that. Bro. We were hooping and the four police
cars came out of nowhere and they was like, yo,
put your sit down on the grass, nigga. We all
hoped like, nigga, what you why are you telling us
were on the grass. I'm just praying my mom and
I don't come through. And we're sitting there like have
you seen Hector Manny and all and we in New York?
Mind you why they're asking me this We on the curb.
These niggas they asking me about. It's on the roof

(19:37):
of the houses from us, running down the street on
the rooftops other houses just to get away because they
know something they didn't did something crazy. I love man,
innovative bro.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Man, but I've been telling niggas Mann Raleigh, keep looking
at my thighs.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Sir in front of the whole.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Looked on.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Dang man, just go to bed. Damn man, they're taking
all the good mixic man. They did they did, they did.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
You know.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
I'm struggling out here right now. The Mexican barber he
done got picked up my ice.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
The fact that that's so real.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Broy Don picked up my barber. Man shouts out to
him to Rik Man, God damn get out.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
I told him. I told him, I said, man, you
gotta start faking Puerto Rican niggatta play some salve up.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Give him a flag. He said, just get you. I said,
get your whole bunch of Puerto Rican flags. That's how
you need in a pocket knife.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
What daddy yankee, se nigga, you straight, you straight when
they when they pull you over here, pull out your papers,
Just wave your flag and play that daddy yankee like.
He's definitely Puerto Rican guys back back.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
He loves me wrong, not tequila. He's good. He's good.
He's good. I don't smell flower.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Two tears over that and having him.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
He's been in the park playing chests all day. Total
los ds.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
No man, but that's real, no man, damn man shut
out to him. So I hope he said he'd be
back next week.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
I hit him. He said hext, which is even crazy
that y'all text and the nigga asked you that.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
So they still got his phone. He still got.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I don't know how he got. He hit his clients
up there. I appreciate the love.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Also shouts out to my homeboy, Big p You remember
Big Peter the comedian. Yeah yeah, this nigga got deported twice. Bro,
Damn he back from deportation. No no, no, no, like he
told me not now he's been he's been straight, but
he told me he's been deported twice. Damn. That's it
costs like twenty bands to get back in.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
What twenty bands?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Nigga, I'll be like America, twenty bands to come in
like I swim, so I swim back, bro, Like some
years ago, this wasn't now Now price has got to
be astronomic man five man, that's crazy. Twenty band, twenty
to thirty bands, Bro, it ain't worth it. I live

(22:09):
in America. He did it twice twice? Why they get
I don't understand how he lost. He lost the first
time to get it back the second team. I have
the line, know, bro, But twice it's crazy too many
times twice to come back from. What's what's harder? Coming
back from jail, A deportation. You feel like jail probably

(22:32):
because you got papers. Deportation you probably got papers, but
it's like if you got to write papers down. Give
a fuck what you think it's harder? Deportation of jail,
jail like prison, jail, prison is not jail.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Prisons Okay, prison prison like like you go maximum security.
You did some violence twelve thirteen. If you ain't ready
to fight. You're gonna get You're gonna you might.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Die in it.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Somebody, girlfriend, you made it.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
You would you rather do seven years that or seven
years deportation. I'll take deportation any day. What I'm not
finna go in to new prison. You think you think
it's boy, I'm not feelna learn all of that.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
No, No, seven years.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
But you're in a random country. Anything can happen to you,
at least at prison.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
You got like make my chances in the random country
in prison.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Nobody nobody wants to do. Nobody wants a new prison.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Nobody want to go to prison for real. Niggas be
trying to make that ship fun. No, I saw.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I think it's the bad that you like done in
the booty. I think that you want to give up
them cheeks.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
No, I'm not giving up my ass. You're going to
fight for your ass and I'm gonna come out of
that bitch. I'm gonna be Muslim as hell and I
come back. I said the same thing, bro, I'm already
you see I'm Muslim.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
I'm about to go to jail. In your line, I'm
coming out, I'm Muslim, fair time, bro. Any I'm gonna
come out brother far Kwan.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
You have my brother. That's I'm gonna be a little bit, Yeah,
gonna be.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
I'm gonna be a bowtie line.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Hitting niggas with all types of smart idioms and stuff like.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
You gotta be lost, you gotta have you gotta get
a Muslim name.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
That's on. Granddad had a brother far Kuan brother. I
like brother fire Kuwan two X. That's what I was about.
You gonna Muslim brother go there. I mean, I'm in
chance for prison. Yeah, I'm sitting Indian style the old time.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
That's what did he I think that's what did he
was about to do. But he he's gonna be free
in October, so he's.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Gonna be straight. He's been in jail for long enough
for prostitution all on their bodies. Man, that was why
why are we doing this? Hey, y'all? Could we stop being?
It was wild times? What are we doing poor baby?
Or to celebrate him not being? What are we living?

Speaker 2 (24:52):
And you think it's gonna be You think it's gonna
be another You think he's gonna keep doing freakings.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Absolutely, he's gonna do a secret one man, he can't
do this. You feeling that when you did he you
think him and Cassie, I don't know he got at
this point, I'm getting a fucking wife, Diddy. I'm saying Cassie,
I guess say nigga, Cassy out here cook what she
was hustling it up?

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Did you see the cam interview he interviewed the punisher.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
He was like, but how with the pussy hit liked?
I was like, damn cam. He went straight into He's like,
we don't from harm thirty fourth Street. I love cam
and you've been to the rooker. You seen everything you wear,
timber and boots. You know exact who's up. He cook
your hard because he kept thinking, Diddy, man, that's scary.

(25:42):
I ain't gonna lie if you like already. And then
you know Diddy on the wills and nigga. You can
hear him loud on the back feeling itself because it's
not like he not laughing up boy what he saying
that playboy. It's gonna be so loud, it's gonna sound
like a nigga putting a lotion, but it's slapping the time.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Oh my god, bro lost man, he just.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Was a freaky fellow man. That's all Man Diddy about
to be free. I understand he beat on his old lady,
but she got thirty million, and you know, yeah she
got thirty Mini testified against him and all y'all was
doing was flying people out and freaking on them. So
it sounds about right. You you did your time with Dinny.

(26:26):
Sorry he gave you thirty It's time to move on.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Sorry that was shown.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
That wasn't p Diddy. You know it's like every brand
his name, love Brother Love his brother album, Go Though.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
I listened to it like one time.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
What what is that kim Porter song? That ship so hard?
He got like baby Face and John Legend on it.
It's like the most It's like, that's hard.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Did you listen to the Clips album?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Hell yeah? I know that Tyler create a song? I
was like a niggash. Tyler had crazy the Clips in
that one he did. He did go Hard, that songs
crazy that.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
I like that ship.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Hell yeah, shot the club ship I have though. I
think Fred's greatest produce producer. You like Quincy Jones better,
the next version of Sincy Jones. And you know who's
gonna be replaced for real? Who's probably gonna be Metro
booming or Tyler creator nobody. I mean Forrell is gonna

(27:22):
live but liked years. You know how we see Quincy
Just be honest. Somebody looks like that has been living
a thousand years. That nigga is seven hundred. It's a vampire.
It's the Asian Jean in him that's keeping them as
kicking with that Asian Chinese secrets. Yeah, nigga need to eat.
Follow if you need to figure out how your diet

(27:43):
need to be, go follow the Asian person facts. They
eat cards and don't be fat. They're like that has
soup in the morning, like and I'm like, that makes
so much sense for your digestics. Do a soupna be
waking up? The cheese chicken biscuits is we're doing it.
Your body just woke up and now you want to
go figgas grits and spacon, Nigga fresh toes, stickers love brunch, Yeah,

(28:09):
Bro and the mimosa. That's how you start your day.
That's why we all fucking. That's why we all just
killing niggas. It is nigga drink too momosas to see
how you feel. Bro by yourself, He's like, Bro is
drinking Momosa at nine am, winning while I ain't living
in sixty three. Hell, not even niggas is tapping out

(28:29):
a fifty five. Ain't gonna lie. I'm niggas, though I'll
be drinking. I'm definitely up on it like that. Hey man,
I don't give the ship man.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
It's like I'm trying to live.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Ain't nobody trying to now drink a soup nigga drinking
a sour soup and ship nigga?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Did you do it too much?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Listen to doctor say, I eat my sea moss and
I gotta get going.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
I eat my sea mass and I get it's wild.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
That's what niggas supposed to do. That's what doctor seebe
to me, this nigga was a little with eighty three.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
That's about good for you. Sweet, close to your mouth too, bro,
eighty three are good for me man eighty three? Man,
niggas all right, Man, we gotta we gotta talk about it.
We always get together. Every time we get together. You know,
we talk about studs. You know, you gotta be it's

(29:25):
got to be stuff.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
You know, I love stuff. Shut out to all the studs.
I know manyeah, we love y'all, man, hell, yeah, I
love that. Y'all be stepdaddy man. Y'all are y'all are
very much needed in the community. We watch the w
n b A. I'm an avid fan.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
See I haven't watched enough, but I did go through
the dream, the dream that Roster was cute. This is
bad business, not a dream, straight man. We have a
stud on our team. We got Brittany Groany, we got
we got old stud. That's that's the worker right now.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
So we got Yoda man Bro. Brittany Gren is the
stud of all studs living. She's the study of stud
to ever stud. She's got her titties removed. She on
trying to support yeah, and she hooping the league.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
She do n b a ship in.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
The w n b A. She when the last time
she's dunk though she like in the jail man, she
wouldn't get nervous. She went to prison.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Talking about right now.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
She is right. She just studying stud never stud. Brad.
Could it would have been hell, Brad had a baby.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Brad had a baby. You can't that ain't no.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Stud move was amazing. Boy, what shout out to that
brat who you ain't bad?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Got better?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Put it to brat at least a ray that's her sister.
Oh definitely gonna my sisters. Ain't you trying to say b.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
B low mileage on it? I know it got And
I was hearing that she was the day a.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I gotta god. She was herself a little bit.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
They said she was feeling when.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
She Yeah, you can tell you is y'all got to
start acting like y'all dudesund.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
You know that's my wife.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
That's my secret crush. She tell me about to She
was like your girl, that is what was saying, girl
that you want to kiss in the mouth. Yeah, I heard, man,
you got this my hall pass the brat. I'm trying
to think who would all past all past. I'm gonna

(31:39):
go with Taylor. A good hall past is a good
hall past. It to your heart and man, her b
t performance was cold, little king. I'm not my man.
I was.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
I was signed with him.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Mon in the in the man, I'm sorry shout out
to everything about dudes, my past, I want I want.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
It thing you was like in Tim's at the Dreams
Being Festival and I don't even I didn't even know
Tims look like that. I was like, hold up, ye
had my boy paused. He was like, hold on, I stopped.
You started leading.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
I swear to God, you know what, I don't need
the order.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I'm going to the Motherland with Tim. After while I
was in Tims come save me. I need you. Tims
was the one. She wasn't one too. Yeah, she got
me because I was like, you know, you can see
it on the monitor. I was like, damn this what
she looked like. Yeah, the boy smashed the personality. She

(32:43):
makes so much good food and just want to play
your chest hair like you just lay She had a boosroom.
Then you definitely gotta lay in the busom. Leaving it
in is an option every time. Never tell me not
to leave it in. You gotta stop. They take it out.
What it's gonna looked like we was in there and

(33:03):
painting tips and you're just painting.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
You go ahead, you're gonna have to come get it.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
If you don't want it you got, You're.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Gonna have to come get it.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
If you don't want to make a little superstars over
here by Lea and she got then you mail some
some super nudesper super little god Lee man.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
You see that boy d White, he he getting a divorce.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
To how many why they keep marrying women? I would
just if I was that rich, I would just be like, look,
y'all on all of my important documents, what the hell
are we doing? Why y'all keep getting married? Bro? Somebody
tell me you take care of a woman if you
tell a woman straight up.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Look the white girl, the white girl got cake, ain't
he it's black so much?

Speaker 3 (33:52):
She got cake?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
She said they only be married six months. But like,
how she gonna get all that money? She don't say
she want the money. She just wanted to be the okay,
and the white woman said you wanted to get divorce
just to get divorced and then think it's green on
the other side. Man, that's so bad for something.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
But she likes some of you two creatives. She's like,
she would find another dude that all you do sponsor
to life.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah, it's because she don't know how to stop being busy. Yeah.
I think she's just upset. Dwight and that Big Three,
That's what thought. He's been posting up real hard in
that Big Three. First of all, that commercial they did
for Lance and Uhlan, who What's the game? Michael Beasley was, Oh.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Man, God, Michael Beasley is he's like Michael Beasley can score. Yeah,
I think he's Honestly, I think he's like one of
the top thirty scores all.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Time, probably more than that. They just don't give him
the much.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
They're not gonna let him play because Michael Beasley is
a I've you never been a nigga like this is.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
I don't know what type of nigga this is. Bro
The way they were talking so sensual, tweet thought it
was a brain I was.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
I was not ready for that was like, oh, this
is real, gay, this is weird. I didn't anything about
to get in your booty with the ball, Like what sir,
this is what we're doing in the street. Nigga niggas
wanted to be trash talk, not ask It was straight
man bands. He butthole bantering on the internet.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
The White saw that saying, you know that put me
in the Big three?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
He did.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
You're like, I'm trying to see with this butthole band.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Oh damn man. The White getting a divorce that's crazy
from his old lady. I would never get uh. I
don't know why y'all would do that. Like if I'm
a millionaire and I played ball, I would never get
I would get married. I would never because I would
just be like, you can't convince me already, You couldn't
convince me to get If I have a millionaire, I

(35:46):
live like how I want to already. Yeah, I wouldn't
think nobody would ever know me, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Could you imagine if you could just like every time
you look at your bank, it's like, damn so much
money that you'd be like, oh my god, that's unbelievable,
Like I can understand it.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
But it's also like if I see all them.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Old and be like, yeah, I'm about to put I'm
gonna stop pulling out.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
We start going Nick Cannon, you, Nick Canne, we had that,
but Nick Cannon is the one that doing it right.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
If I had Nick Cannon money, I'm doing exactly what
Nick Cannon is doing because I'm not Why would and
I love to see it really be mad that they
like they're making broken families like but they're taking care of.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Yeah, thank you, you got the money. You can have
many kids you want.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yeah, if the trust parents work together, we don't know
the situation. Why everybody's so upset they have. They probably
have a great understanding. It's just people be trying to say,
like compare their life to theirs. Bro, this niggas a maanaire.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah life is different from Yeah, that's the way that you.
For one woman, I used to be with Mariah Care,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
And she twins twins I.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Had Mariah Care been over what different you won? I'm
different in life?

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Like people think.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Up after TELEVI that, like, you know I used to
Mariah Care.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
That's crazy, like yeah, I got to because he Yeah,
I gotta stop coming and then and think got bad too.
This should be a lot. That's what's going on in
the streets.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
It's a lot, bro, it would be so.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Many of them, like, oh my god, I'm trying to
go to here. I'm trying to like, I don't know
what's the baddest city. I heard Houston, Houston, Houston, yet
so people say I've heard but the baddest cities I've
been to the most baddest l A. I've been to
l A, but it was during COVID want nobody nobody's side.

(38:02):
I'm trying to think. I'm sure l A got beautiful women.
Miami maybe in Miami too, But I don't know who
got the baddest. Like I know who don't got the baddest.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Give me the worst city. You go up towards North women,
just the whole East coast.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Philli over there, that's just aggressive woman. Aggressivebody want that ship.
Nobody wanted to come home to the Timberland talk every night.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Hell no, New York woman.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Push it from your ass, see you flowers?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Ye boy, I want this dick sh you like daffodils
or Perry Diddles. You'd be like Philly is the best
of aggressive. I don't like it like I only like aggressive.
If if I know this a one time thing, I
can't be with you aggressive all day? Yeah, I am
tired from work. What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (38:53):
You got the struggle one to arm wrestling.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I'm just trying to hold hands. No, can't be. Let's
put on that d MX track like sir man man,
what New York business fun to? They would have.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Swizzy that's all you're gonna hear. That's r B two.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
That's r B to New York bits.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Niggas for my niggas.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
You're about to put on this, Why Cliff and you
all night here? Why cleft I'm leaving the house and
if you don't funk me to something more reasonable, why
cleft a man? I rather get about roll out? Oh man,

(39:41):
I hit this?

Speaker 3 (39:42):
What's a crazy song? You have mad sex to?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Oh? Definitely young thugs and and it was I think
I had a whole future album on that one.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Bad man I had what tied to the Vapors was
playing that's a good one. We was watching B Team
they struggle. The papers is all nigga.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Partisan Fountain and caught me a couple of times. Uh,
if you don't know who partisan find all of the
hits for Cardi B Yeah, got to he has a
song one of that ship is hard he but he'd
be like he when you listen to his raps, you
could tell he right in the He can write for women.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Real nice.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
He definitely do you don't do nigga. That nigga is
made in the shade? Why does the should be tough?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Though?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
He can rap, but the angle he rapped is like
crazy work. Yeah, he's nice with his pen. He's really
like him. I think I'll be hitting hos just like
sometimes I put on the DJ mix and let the
DJ go.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
It just changes niggas don't do rn B, no one
this nigga still.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
I have put on I still like if I know
I'm about to like, hey man, let some candles. I
made it smooth and I'm finna find a playlist two
thousands you go. I think R and B are old school.
I'm gonna try to just yeah, come on over the month, please,

(41:13):
I ain't gonna have at least one old song in
my mix. That though, Like, get your stroke together with
the ship because j Cole, they don't care. They just
gonna get fucked. That's really what you're happening. When he
had to play music for him, no more, bro, you
don't need nothing. There's no standards out here. I don't

(41:34):
know if you know this, sir. Zero standards I know
nothing about. Also, I'm talking for myself, so yeah, very,
but there's zero standards out here. If you got motion,
I'm letting you know. If you're in Atlanta, you got motion.
You got a little bit of bread in the car
and the place to stay. You be all right, you
will be straight. That's a lot of things to have.

(41:54):
No kids, no kids, but like you got money. You
got a little bit of money and money cause he
ain't gonna find no nigga that don't got kids unless
he like doing ship that like, that's not a regular
And most niggas that kid, they got to raid.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
She definitely got an ex wife too.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
She caught you. It did it cost me that pandemic
check to pay the lawyer. Hello, four dollars I got
out of the marriage. That's just what you cast the
wedding or the or the divorce. The wedding wasn't even
that expensive. Though the wedding was smooth like on my end,

(42:32):
it was not. It was like about four five bands. Man,
it cost the force to get in. It was costing.
The wedding was more than a divorce, But I think overall,
with the time, it probably was about that much. Picked
my life up. My life was it shambos. You don't
know what it's like to be in shambos, come and

(42:54):
rise like a phoenix out of assu. You don't understand
I have hurt, nigga. You don't know to hurt when
you're in your uncle house and he fucking holes and
you're trying to go to bed. You know what, You
can hear this nigga fucking to this old ass music.
You don't know you don't know what I've seen and

(43:14):
been through struggles. Nigga. I'll let you know. My uncle
will let you know. The money A nephew that that
goddamn what's the sea moss? Got me right, y'all you
got your sea balls. This is nigga. I gotta if

(43:39):
you're trying to sea mass make you so pop potent.
Br nigga, My baby beat birth control by niggas. The
baby is a super baby child. Y'all still don't know
the hurt I've been through at my uncle's house.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
I took hold on today. Am I uncle car?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Damn let's call. Yeah he do got cars though, shout out, should.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Be working trying second and ship. Yeah what I can't wait?

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Nigga. The dad went out there. We shot pool out there.
Yeah you been out there. You see me at the gunner.
You see me in the gunner. I see you can't
shineing nigga to ye me, he's got damn clashing and
they never risk myself off. I f up out here

(44:30):
a little bit, like the nigga really has seen me.
Just funny, that is so funny because I'd be laughing
about it, but it's like, you know, I don't know
what happened to me.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Man, you've been the same person. Throw it out, don't
you know you don't change, that's the CoA.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
It'd be crazy to see why would you change some people?
You know, I mean situation can affect. Yeah, you're right,
but it's in my mind, like I don't know. Maybe
it's the person person I grew up as, or just
like the instilled values, Like if you've been like this, yeah,
you could tweak some things to get become a better person.
But like if you genuinely have been a good person,

(45:04):
moving through life as a good person, like, shit is
gonna happen no matter if you're good or bad. You're
the best person in the world. You still die.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Cancer facts hit bus, Yeah you always a change. You
cant hit by that bus boy and shit real. I
seen a nigga hit by a bus one time on
her bike. I swear to you. So, I was down
in Savannah. I was struggling. I was down in Savannah
and I man, this nigga I was walking. I was
walking to the bus and the nigga he was riding

(45:31):
his bike and the bus. Then seeing him coming from
around another bus boom hit that.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Mug He flew about forty feet, my boy, and like
everybody rushed over to him, and God damn tried to
help him.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
I have my bus was there, so I had to leave.
I wasn't gonna stick. I wasn't gonna miss my bus.
I'm not a medic. See what's going on.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
I gotta a class, nigga. Nigga wasn't ever riding the bus.
You learned, nigga.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
When your bus get there, it's time to go, my boy.
You know, I want to wait for another one. And
all this ship going on, nigga will be the amblace.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Like this is crazy. I gotta get home.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
He should have looked around, he walk up. Life is crazy, man,
Life is too crazy.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Man. Life is so crazy. Bro, man, I just be laughing,
like Rondelle got married, got married, both of them. Like, man,
he's got a gage.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
No, it ain't no no speak from a nigga that's
been married. It is a difference. It is a difference
now that he got a gage. Shout out to him
getting on her knee. Yeah yeah, with his newbie and
white queen.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Living in his best life.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Shout out to Elizabeth Man, she really she's super dope.
She's real cool. Hell yeah, ship damn man. Okay, well,
thankful we go. We got to talk about this, okay, okay, okay.
We covered the w n B A, then we talk
about did we talk about Kaitlyn Clark?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
What would you would you smash Kaitlyn Clark? What she
looked like? Kaitlyn Clark? You know man, you yeah, boy, yeah,
she hoo, white girl that can hoo. You ain't never
seen you've seen Claitland Clark. Come on now, look up,
look up, look up? Look just like. I never be sad.
I know. We got cover to w NBA before we go,

(47:14):
shout out to Angel Ree. She been balling. I saw
her do a James Hard's step back the other day.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
That was just crazy.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
I didn't know she had that in her bag. And
the repertoire. Yeah, people be dogging out a shes a
lot better than she she even though I watched her
playing a lot.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
To me, she the best person to play with. She
love her get rebounds. Who don't like playing with an
of that rebound fact?

Speaker 3 (47:33):
God damn, Like, I.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Never seen people get so upset with somebody from rebounding.
That's like what you need that's the most important stating
to me. I six foot probably let six foot you
hit Caitlyn. I'm gonna go ahead hit Caitlyn. Just cut off.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
She's still a lady. We know she got a bushy man.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Caitlyn put that bit in the ponytail and we going
balling and I'm taking it to the whole. I like
you women that have structure in their life like me,
Like they go to like they have a regiment and
they just be thinking I'd be whimsical to them. I'm whimsical, man.
So it's like a it's a it's a it's a

(48:18):
yining and yang. Like they got structured. I got whimsical.
You're like something they never Yeah, so it's like keep
them on their toes and keep them emotionally invested. You
got to keep them emotionally invested, folks.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
That's how you do it.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Yeah, it's a lot of emotions. But if you I'll
be turning my ship off. I'll be like, emotions off.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
I don't have it any to day.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
What you're doing? What's going on? Yeah, what you mean
you're not acting like yourself? My mom my MoMA asked me.
She said, you don't talk to me as much we have.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Like, man, I've been talking all day.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
I don't want to talk today, especially no feeling women. Hey, ladies,
give give me some pussy. Then I start talking. Sometimes
i'd be so sleepy, I'd be like the pussy gonna
come strike up a conversation. I'm really tired, and I
would like to go.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Sometimes I just want to take a shower and take
a dap conversation. I'm talking, though, so I'll talk.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I'll do it, but if I'm sleepy, please leave me alone.
I'm gonna tell you like, hey, I'm sleepy, Say my
wife's sleepy, she's going to sleep fast. Gotta give me
up by yourself. You just be there. You thought you
was talking to her.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
You knocked out out the movie. We wouldn't say a
movie you go to linux and they got like the
little cushion scene and ship and my might go to
sleep every movie, every movie, nigga. So we're sitting there
and she done fell asleep, and I guess the girl
that the couple of wee beside her nigga had fell asleep.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
So me and the girl we up talking about the
damn Yeah, yeah, I said to you. It was like
because I like to talk to the movie. I'm a
nigga in the movie. I learned that about myself. You
never catch it, like, all right, no, nigga, don't give
a fuck. Pay fifty three dollars to get in there.

(50:20):
You're about to talk about to talk to this rubbitch.
What you're doing, Robbie frustrated nigga, that's why you're gonna say.
The movies from the experience, and I gotta see, I
don't like the movie. Ain't gonna talk back, nigge, heckle,
heckle in the movies like this black guy over here
won't shut up. Guys, why the fuck you do that?

Speaker 3 (50:42):
He's so right though he's not wrong.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
That's how you do. I would probably hate you. But
I sit up front, No, and do the ship I
sit in. I don't sit in the back and being
behind you. I sit up front. Nigga.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
And so were there talking me, me and old girl
was talking like the whole movie. Nigga, that sh that
ship was funny. Two niggas asleep. Woke up thirty ten
minutes left in the movie. What I mean, nigga, everything.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
So get a refund for your jiket. Can you go out.
I have my wife died a little bit.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Let me get she.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Got a dog? Could I get her ticket? Pro rade,
I would do that. She slipped for an hour the
movie it was two I need half. She's also pregnant,
so you know calculate that in there. I'll be using
all that ship bro. On Father's Day, I was just
trying to see what type of discounts I got. No kids,

(51:39):
I'd be like, hey, we'll be getting I was in
I was in Panama, the Panama City Beach for father today.
That she was tight no discounts. They were sucking with me. Well,
I ain't gonna do no clubs. But like I said,
following like events pate on some real life. I ain't
know they had like comedy clubs down there for real. Yeah,
it's like four of them in that range. Wow. I

(52:01):
never knew that. I'm trying to go down there do
some work. So it's like getting my tag right, which
is coming soon? You ribbing me you can fly?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Really, I catch you in there. It's about nine. It's
about far our flight, I mean far ride. It's fund.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
I don't know why I thought you said Miami.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Hell no, Miami. I don't like I'm not in Miami fan.
I went to the New Beach in Miami one time.
You that is disappointing, very disappointed. If you've never been,
you have a man that was one of them, Yeah,
it was. It's a lot of it's like foreigners. The
funniest was the Africans out there. They be out there
with the dick rings.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
What Yeah, they get that ship like like like mostly
hard and then they put a dick ring on it
kind of squeeze it and keep it hard, and they
be out there playing like volleyball and doing like regular
in the white ladies all around. I was crying they

(53:01):
come back. I was crying in my thigh. Oh yeah,
like them big warrior and be like muscular jumping around.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Y'all boys, y'all boys.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
The trip. I was like, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
So much meat that nigga playing activities he was doing.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
But they was doing like they was cock ring.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
This is what they called the cock greate.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Playing volleyball cock. I sweat what this is y'all doing
on New Beaches. I thought it was just a.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Cool place, like you seeing families like whole families.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Yeah, yeah, that's just weird, Like that's weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's like a year. It's like, you know, it's like
a French and youirl they do that out there.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
They're different now we.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Yeah, they don't use the odorant. Yeah. I fell in
love with a fine musty French lady. French people is nasty,
bro lady. I bet nasty and she was nasty. I
wish I could have found out, but I did kiss.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
I need you to kiss.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Oh that she gave you a great French kids, I
wish it was. I was fifteen, she's like twenty something.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
So you was being molested.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
No, we did this. Sounds scrazy saying that. I'm sorry.
We did some like medieval castle type ship and I
was she was our tour guy.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
It happened to be my birthday the night and you
could do whatever you want to. And I was like,
hey man, it's my birthday.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Can I get a kiss?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
And they like, dude it dude.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
She kissed me on my cheek, on your cheek, trying
to be real. Get you.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Yeah it, I love you, stop it, I love you,
I want you, I need you. But yeah, I couldn't
do no New Beach on purpose. I couldn't even do
no swinging club. Swinging club just look like I was
just like, this is not gonna end.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Well, I ain't gonna see my old ladies smash.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Yeah, I would never like I'm crashing out. Girl, little
boy to watch me like it's like it's open. Yeah.
First of all, if you got a bigger penies than me,
you gotta come with money. Leave. You got to give
me a dollar to leave. What do you have? Why
are you bringing this type of pennies? I hate you, raggedy.

(55:20):
I think he's sick, he's off hard. Don't do it.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
I don't want him to mess.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Up with Know you're not gonna mess up my happy
home at all. I wouldn't know you big boy. Come here,
little man, little penis that's right, can't be bigger than me.
I'm the shepherd of this house.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Man? Could do it, bro, I got to have the
biggest one in the room. Every time we got to
shut the door. Hey man, I'm going over here with
this lady, not even every time. This is my lady,
that bitch. Every time, everything that going her got to
be below me, because if she experience it's an outside
of me. Now, she questioned the type of meat she

(56:04):
was getting of leaderships.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
She questioned the shepherd, and you can't question the shepherd.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
I mean his ride was way magging in your ride.
He could get three sheep on his ride. That's cool.
Who's with you when your mama died? You got you
gotta remember when the memories we made. You'll never get
that again. With him?

Speaker 3 (56:28):
You got what I would check. What I'm talking crazy.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
He probably got a bunch of bitches chasing that looks
at him. I know I ain't got no hose. He
got holds. You're gonna be part of his stable? You
participating with shut out to all the claws dons in
the stable.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
That's damn man. You think KD gonna think Houston gonna
win the final? You saw Katie went to Houston. You
ain't paid attention.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
I say, is he gonna win the finals? Houston's Hell yeah?
Everybody healthy?

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Hey, listen to Amen.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Thompson is him and his brother are like, I don't
think the league ever seen nothing like this, No these niggas.
Is man is really a point guard?

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Yeah, he's just playing that position because I'm telling me
he gonna play the point.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
You have six at the point you're gonna have Jabbari Davis,
Kevin Durant Singoon and then they're gonna throw a Senter
out of there. The smallest nigga on they flow is
gonna be six eight. Yeah, you can't. You can't lose, y'all.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Just gotta figure out how to play together and play
the god damn defense.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Yeah, that's really what he got KD.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
KD doesn't play, No damn d nigga block shots.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
He'll he'll be there for the defense, no k Yeah,
you get more k than Mellow, You get more fut
of KD O defense than Mellow. And at least KD
can block shots like consistently, you know what I mean.
Even if he ain't really a great defender, he's a Lisa,
he's a he's a above average rim protector. Yeah, can

(57:58):
we say that about him? That but he ain't not
even no lockdown, but he'll at least he blocked shots. Yeah,
and that ship changed when how nigga go into the goal.
If you thought you can go this way eating the
ship be here, Yeah, that's ship different. When you're going
the trees, everybody's six nine, you'd be like, damn, how.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Am I supposed to score. That's how nigga.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
That's how I think Dalla's gonna be with Cooper a
d and Lively and Gaffred coming out the bench.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Bro, that's gonna be. Don't think I don't think the
Lakers are gonna be good at all. You're like, I
don't think the Lakers gonna be They do this ship
every year and then you know they follow me the
same ship. It's Lucas. They're gonna hunt Luca in the playoffs.
It's gonna it's gonna happen. We saw it happen.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
I think somebody.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Praise Bro. He was like this the whole time. Mcdagg
was eating him up, and it was bad and they
took Then niggas start trying to blame it on the
center and they took this nigga out.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
And then go Barry got forty.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Yeah, Lakers in Trumple you could tell that Luca like
they like, hey, Luga, you got to play with defense.
Like actually the whole league realized what's gonna win the
game is defense. Hell yeah, like we win games on office,
but like when it comes to playoff time, if y'all
niggas ain't sound defensively y'all ain't gonna be.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Shit because everybody in the league can score. Yep, everybody
in the NBA can score, like a hot ninety five
percent really got thirty in high school.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Yeah, everybody average thirty. Everybody is thirty.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Crazy, everybody that's crazy to think about how hard it
is to get thirty every night at any level. But
everybody's But it's like a benchmark for like ninety five
percent of them was getting thirty in high school. Ain't
ship to him, and like, everybody can score, but like
what happens you get the NBA.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Everybody can't play their role effectively. You don't get to school.
It's like this, nigga's the score this time. He he
averaged fifty in high school. Bam average thirty five in
high school. My niggas don't know. Reasy a bucket. He'll
put your head and in my mind and then we've
been looking at like, nigga, if you don't pass, tell bro,

(01:00:10):
what give it to you? Nigga want to be a problem.
God damn. All right, guys, make sure I like to
subscribe to Man. We're gonna name this episode Kissing Kate,
Kissing Kaitlyn, Kissing Caitlyn kissing Caitlyn. Let's get your kissing,
Kaitlyn'll get you crazy at your house. Kissing Kaitlyn's hilarious.

(01:00:37):
That's what this all right? Make sure I like the subscribe,
Tell a friend and tell a friends be out there. Yeah,
man like to subscribe, no ship, let me get it?
Can can I can? I cannot shut out Lennon Lavarians
follow me Like subscribe, yeah, do all the cool ship peace,
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