119. The Summer Special!

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow? You
could be a seat model star.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
I was sixteen at the time or fifteen and uh,
and then hook it up with a witch and that
was that. Cats can smile apparently.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Whoa weird, but it doesn't always mean that they're happy.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
is the future winner of every acting award ever.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, Jennyman is a star. Her look looks weren't part
of Sie.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
He's like I had to sell my last top hat
for dramas. Maybe this is not appropriate either, but we'll see.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Who is hot out there, and it's all the nerds.
But I think you know why because it is officially
the summer.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Some some some so good.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, that song was pretty dope. It just sucks that
Will Smith fell off so hard.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Have you been hearing his new music. No, it's so
fucking bad. It's just so cringey. Like I'm like teacher
like sixty, which is fine, you know, I'm not trying
to do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Who's like, I gotta listen to the new Will Smith track.
Everybody's saying that, but he's not getting it. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, he's so mad be so handsome.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Good looking cat first, really good actor too.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, so what's your what's your favorite season out of
the four seasons?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Probably winter, I mean right like during Christmas time. Winter,
like I love Christmas is my favorite. Like from like
probably like mid October to about January eleventh, right there,
bam that.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
January twelfth is like fuck this, like I'm over this.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
My favorite is spring because it's not too hot, not
too cold, flowers are bloomy, you know, and I love flowers.
I love festivals that are flower like oriented. So yeah,
spring is my jam. But summer, you know, sometimes it
gets a little bit too hot, and we wanted to
bring some enjoyment to these hot days that we have
coming up. So we are doing our summer special.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yes we are. Summertime.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah. So we're gonna be chit chatting about some of
our summer blockbusters that we liked, summer songs of the Summer,
and kind of a day in the life of a
summertime kid from the millennial times.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, well, should we just start right ahead? Go with it?
And so do you want to do movie or music first?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Let's put some k y on this and let's do
movie perfect all right, so just.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Go into it. You're not old enough to.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I don't know if you guys use ky or do
you guys use astroglide.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I don't know nothing yet.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Anyways, it will happen and that's natural. Okay, So movie,
what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah? Movie? Okay?

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Andy?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
What was your blockbuster movie of your childhood?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, actually I did a little bit different than childhood.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
So for me, the movie is my blockbuster one because
this is the first time I really growing up. I've
been thinking about this. I don't remember going to the
movies that much growing up, and maybe because we don't
have a lot of money, or maybe because, like I
don't know, my dad was never really into the movies.
But then the very first like summertime blockbuster movie I
saw I was I was twenty thirteen. It's a little

(03:23):
movie called Star Trek Into Darkness.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh okay, you think you.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Can't make mistakes, but the choices you make could get
yourself and everyone under your command killed. But I believe
in need gm darkness is coming.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
This could just be the beginning getting of what all
out war. I request permission to go after I cannot
allow you to do this. Jim I'm not actually going
after this guy, are you.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Let's go get this son of a bitch Pine.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
So star Trek into Darkness. It was an awesome movie.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
And actually the first thing I want to do is
I want to read the tagline of the movie. So
the crew of the Starship Enterprise returns home after an
act of terrorism within its own organization destroys most of
Starfleet and what it represents, leaving Earth in a state
of crisis, with a personal score to settle. Captain James T.
Kirk Chris Pine, which I fucking love Chris Pine. I

(04:42):
don't think I've ever seen him in a movie I disliked,
or him in a role I just liked. Definitely movies
I've seen him and I disliked the movie, but he's
always been great.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah. But so Captain James T.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Kirk leads his people on a mission to capture a
one man weapon of mass destruction, thereby propelling all of
them into an epic.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Game of life and death.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
And the reason I love this so much is because
it came out right before summer of twenty thirteen.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I want to go see it opening weekend.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
It was exciting, it was visually beautiful, I think I
like the new Star Trek movies. I think they do
a good job of bringing in the past and also
making it more palatable for some people that.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Don't like Star Trek as much.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
But it was a great movie. It was directed by
JJ Abrams. The film combined sleek, modern spectacle with the
core essence of Star Trek. Had a lot of moral dilemmas,
like if we do this, it's wrong, but if we
do this.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
It's wrong.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
And that's the one reason I like Star Trek so
much is because there's always there's always gray and like
in all the two you know, you know, I wasn't
too big into the original series, but like Next Generation
I love and Picard and all that stuff, but uh,
there's a lot.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Of moral dilemmas in that.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
And the opening scene of Star Trek Into Darkness cooked me,
Like I was tearing up with in the first couple
of minutes. I'm like, fuck, this is really exciting.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Like it's so much fun.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
But it's one of those when I think of the
summer blockbuster, I think it has to be like funny
and explosions and just like an action film, and that's
what it was. Everything about that was great. And the
really cool thing about this too was I love the
original series movies Star Trek one through six, but I

(06:25):
would have to say the best one is too Wrath
of Con and I just recently watched that for Father's
Day and it was so much fun. And that's what
kind of this is. It's like a they see Con again,
but what's his name? Benedict Cumberbatcher. He plays Con And
I thought I did pretty good, but the cast is amazing.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
The score was really good.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
And the great thing about this one is they didn't
like reinvent Star Trek, but they made it cool again
for audience, Like it was just so much fucking fun.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
During this movie. You have you ever seen any of
the new Star Trek movies? I have seen.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, okay, so I'm not good with the with the
names of them, but I saw the first new one
when that's the like sidebar, the first feature film debut
of Chris Ahamsworth.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Oh really I did not know that? Yeah, okay, so
both of that. That's a powerhouse cast right there.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Two of the three Chris as I would fuck and
because usually Chris is naw but and then I watched
the one with Kimber Benedict cumberbay ats.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Oh that's that one, so I did.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, I did watch that one in that hot chick
what's her name.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Zoe Sildana Fuck yeah yeah, Oh my god, she's beautiful. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
But I thought it was interesting in this one that
I won't know your thoughts because you're a tricky what
are What are your thoughts of the Khan being so
different looking and acting like it was a different vibe.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Oh yeah, yeah from the original. Yes, yeah, it mads. Like.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
The reason I love Wratha Con so much is because
the original one is because the over acting I think
is beautiful, and it's like he's like a Shakespearean actor
and there's so much whisper, like he's so angry that
like rather that he talks and he's so angry and.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
He whispers all the time. I love it.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
I was.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I'm not a huge fan of Benner Dak cumber banchor
whatever his name is. I fucked up every time, But
I thought he did great in this. There's a few
parts I thought was kind of silly, just because his
face is.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Kind of weird looking, but I thought it was totally fine,
Like I didn't have an issue with it, but now
that I'm thinking about it, they did kind of have
everybody else look similar except for him. I never really
thought about it was that like, let.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Me, I could think we were they trying to have
that be a big reveal.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
That's exactly what I think, because I remember when I
was in theaters watching it, I heard this dude and
he goes right before he said Connie, goes, watch I
bet it's conn And then he said Connie and looked
at his girlfriend's like I told you, you know, And
I was like, yeah, So that's probably why they did it.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I was a little disappointed with the esthetic because I
love camp and I felt like the original Can was
so camp with the big old man boobs and stuff
like he was just so over the top.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
So I did miss that.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Benardict like, I don't think, I don't see I think
his time is done, but I think that he should
be in the same realm No shade as who's the brother.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
On Fraser David hype peers.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, I feel like he should be more in that
genre and less in the genre of like leading man.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Sure, I think he's a he could be in the
Fraser reboot. I bet he is. Did you ever watch
the original Rathicon. Yeah yeah, oh man.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
My favorite one is when he's like talking to or
talking to Kirk and he was like, I'm gonna leave
you like you left.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Me buried Lie.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
It's just so over there and then fucking and then
Kirk gets He's like God, it's one of the best
moments I think in movie history.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
It's so fucking good.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I think I wasn't a big trucky, Like my my
series was Voyager and then probably after that was Deep
Space nine, and so I wasn't a huge trucky.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Again, I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'm a trucky ally sure, and but I really felt
like the movies. I enjoyed the movies as a non
trucky more than the show.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I can see that.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
And like when we've reviewed in earlier episodes the Next Generation,
I enjoyed when we did the movie more than the show.
Oh yeah, yeah, but I think that I would enjoy
it because who's Who's the girl I have I have
a thing for, not the bird. I like the redhead
the doctor on Next Generation? Oh Gates, Yeah, I love
her for sure.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
She's amazing. Is that her Beverly Crusher. Her real name
is Gates fat.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, oh okay, I just watched this like really cool
documentary about Star Trek and they started from like the
original series and Voyager, And after watching the documentary, I'm
gonna watch Voyager. Yeah, like it seems really cool.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
You haven't seen Voyager. I haven't seen Voyager or Deep
say o fu. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Voyager is so good because it's like not a spoiled
but like it's in the first they get lost.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
And it's I loved the Jane Way the captain on
that one. I think amazing actress. And then I had
a girl crushed two on Jerry Ryan seven nine fucking hot,
and then who's the uh?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
And then the doctor the doc fuck okay, sidebar.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
So I had a strength appointment today. So far it
was like at three pm. So far they have texted
me three times to do surveys.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Damn They're with two different numbers. And then and and
I'm like, did I do did they? Did they feel
they did that good a job? Bring this up right?

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Because there's so today. I was trying to figure out
a way to put this on the podcast. I wasn't
really sure how to do it. So I get so
many fucking calls from like scam calls, right, and it's
like they must know, like just okay.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Like, is anybody gonna listen to this and be like, oh,
should I better give him a call?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Have it?

Speaker 6 (11:35):
Maybe or not? If you are not Andrew. If you
are not Andrew, please hang up or disconnect. If you
are Andrew, please continue to listen to this message. There
will now be a pause in the message.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
But is anybody going like, oh shit, this is so
serious because they keep going Andrew.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Calls a fucking day. Yeah, and it's crazy. Do you
think boomers? I don't know, it just blows.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah. So then so they've they've texted me twice from
or three times twice from one number, one from another
number asking me to do a survey, and then my
shrink perscribed me a new medication. So then that was
Walgreen's being like it's already filled, Like I've never had
a feel like that's been like three hours maybe so anyways,
but yeah, I really enjoy this reboot. And I so
I growing up, I was a Star Wars person, but

(12:22):
I feel like when Star Wars came back into that
new trilogy, it fell flat for me as a Star
Wars person, but I felt like the opposite with Star Trek.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I feel like their reboot did they did it right?
So I listened to two hour documentary. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Podcast was a documentary. They're breaking down the whole new
trilogy for the new Star Wars movies and you're not alone.
A lot of people disliked it, and they go, the
reason why is because what's his name? The guy who
made him, George Lucas. So this is he did this
by himself essentially. Yeah, because the first one, his wife

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kind of helped him out, and like a lot of
the things people really loved about the first trilogy is
he had people like helping him and he was taking
base some pieces, but his wife divorced him because I
don't know why. But and so this one, it was
basically an independent film. He put most of the money
himself and he didn't have anybody working with him.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
So that's why.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Everybody was like, oh shit, George Lucas made the original
Star Wars pretty good, but it's all the other people
that made it better. And so when he did it
by himself, everybody's like, this is boring. Nobody gives a
fuck you know what I mean, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Because I thought so the original Star Wars went a
new hope that one came out and it was labeled
as episode four, so he had already had a plan
for episode one through three, and he had a plan
for episode uh six through nine or sixty six. I
feel like he didn't but he did maybe yeah, but
but yeah. But so interesting is that both of these

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new reboots or newer reboots were both helmed by JJ Abrams.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Because Abramstar're talking about the one from ninety nine that
came out, Oh.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
No, no, that yeah, that's that's that's the prequel, but the
new new ones that came out like maybe ten years ago.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
I haven't seen any of that. Yeah, he just fell flat.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
But I watched him because you know, Carrie Fisher's and
him your hear something, you know, the originals. I had
to watch it, and I love oscar Isaac. Oh sure, yeah,
I'm like horny in my head, but not down below
the bell.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
It's so funny.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
But yeah, fabulous. I love the new Star Wars the
new Worst Star Trek movies, and I'm excited to see
where that continues.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
There's talks of a fourth but then there's also talks
that they can't get the money for Chris Hemsworth and
Chris Pine, so they might not be in it, but
they're not sure. But I guess Paramount is really interested
in doing a Star Trek, for which I would love
because I liked I didn't like the first new one
that came out originally because I was like, they wouldn't
just give him a fucking ship because he you know,
because it's starfe they wouldn't just give him a ship,

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but you know, and then the second one they instantly
kind of talked about that.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I was like, oh cool. Then they're like, maybe gave
it to you too soon, we're gonna take you off
of the ship.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
And I was like, oh cool. At least they addressed
some of my issues. But and then I went back
and rewatched the first one.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Great love it. It's a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Well I just viewed that as like he was a
nepo be yea yeah. But then so, okay, this is
just for us, But like, so you watched Percard the show,
so then but isn't seven of nine in Percard? So
then okay, I'm so excited for you watch Voyager then yeah,
like it's such a funk that like this former borg
and like how she's readjusting to not being part of
the collective.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
It's so good. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
I just restarted Next Generation and I'm going to watch
them in order as they came out in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Okay, so when you start watching Voyager, we should do
an episode on Voyager.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
It's so fucking good.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
And the Doctor It's okay, Yeah, it's good. It's good stuff.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
So my blockbuster of that, you know, of the Yester Year,
this is one that I think most people are gonna
be like, yeah, that's right, is blockbuster the Summer Independence Day.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
The Unexplained phenomenon gets hitted for Moscow.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's like a chess. First, their position, your pieces using
this one signal to synchronize their efforts, and then what check?

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Right, God, I really don't think they flew ninety billion
light years.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
That a fight?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
You're not up?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, I will bring back out. There's gonna be a
lot of frighten blood there.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, and one of them.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
I almost chose them, but I didn't see the theaters.
I rented it when it came.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Out, Okay, so maybe didn't hit as much.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
I loved it so did you actually see in theaters?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah, scene, I still remember it now, that the scene
where after spoiler alert, after Will Smith's character crashes and
shoots down the alien one and captures the dead supposedly
dead alien and he's walking through Yeah, he's walking through
that that white desert that on a big screen all

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pitch black in the theater and then that white color.
The cinematography I think is so good and this is
like what nineteen ninety six I think, and the special
effects I think pretty well hold that up to this day.
It's not super bad, like even I went and saw
twenty eight years later, which is not supposed to be
like heavy with CGI, but CG sucked. Oh and it's

(17:10):
twenty twenty five. This came out thirty plus years ago
now and the CGI still holds up. Yeah, So I
thought that was really interesting. So Independence Day. And this
is a rarity for me because if you're if you
listen to the podcast wheref you know me, I'm terrified
of aliens, Oh yeah, yeah yeah, but this type of
alien like I'm more terrified of like the humanoid ones
like fire in the sky or et like ones that

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look kind of more like human And then this one.
It's more of destroying the motherfuckers and not getting like
butt raped by them or befriending them, which we're not
friends with them. And it stars Will Smith as you know,
this kind of renegade young military person his stripper girlfriend
played by vivicate A Falk.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
I had the biggest crush on it. She was, man,
she is gorgeous, especially in that movie. Like and I
was eight at that time when it came out or something,
so like I was like, man, she's so fucking pretty.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Yeah, it is not.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
That's one plot hole I think is someone who looks
like that would not be in like such a crappy
strip club. She would be at like with the high
rollers and some like high scale casino. Jeff Goldbloom one
of the only good Jeff's out there, because like we
I have, like we have some bad people on our team.
We have the old Jeffrey Dahmer andst not of like
Jeff Goldbloom. He's the star ropes Jeff Probes. I do

(18:25):
like his haircut, okay, and then a blink and you'll
miss it cameo, not really cameo, but Andrew Keagan.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Oh yeah, this is a really boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, very briefly, He's like yeah, and then Bill Pullman,
not Bill past because we hate Bill Paxton.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, Bill speech in that movie, he gives us wonderful,
great speech.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Now this is like a movie, like how there's Christmas movies.
This is a fourth of July movie, you know what
I mean. And it would suck if if those aliens invaded,
like you know, around Hanukah or whatever, like you know
what I mean, Like this was the only one. Good
one would be Saint Patti's Day.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Everybody's off and then there's parts of that Sorry, oh
this one. I don't care for him, No, I do.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
I love his theatrics, the iconic I think star of
this movie, Randy Quaid.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh, I know I'm bad. Yeah. And the thing that
stressed me, I think we talked about this before, is.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
That everybody in the town makes fun of him because
he says, oh, there's aliens. I was abducted by aliens.
And when the aliens invade, they're still.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Like, yeah, what were you say? Oh?

Speaker 3 (19:35):
I was gonna say, Oh, I do like because some
of it's kind of real, Like I feel, especially at
that time, how people would have react because I could
be wrong.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I haven't seen it for a long time. Isn't that
a part where.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
People are like, we're gonna go shoot those baths and
they just bring out guns and they're trying to shoot
up Like I could definitely see Americans going like, oh,
we're gonna you know, and then the people going to
go party because they're like, oh, welcome. And I remember
seeing that movie when that building.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Exploded, I was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
You know, it's on the TV, so I could imagine
seeing in theaters that would have been just insane.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah yeah, that yeah, that color that they use, like
the white with the desert and then that kind of
greenish blue with the with the laser beams. But you're right,
Like that's the point that I think about is like
in this movie, you have, you know, the people that
are evacuating cities because all these pace ships are over cities.
You have the the strippers. One of the stripper friends,
she makes a sign and goes up on top of

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the building to hold up a like welcome sign.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
So there's people. How people react in.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Like a you know, a conflict like this or a
situation like this is so like the spectrum is really
really big.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Oh but I.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Feel so bad for Randy Quaid because like in this movie,
he's a star, but his brother is Dennis Quake yea,
and that always throws me because Dinnis Quay's like a
piece of shit now. But he was pretty fucking handsome
and he even got mag Ryan for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
They had a baby. So shout out to.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Jeremy listening, because he looks like Big Ryan when he
was younger. Oh yeah, So the line that you were
gonna mention is when he's in the desert and the
aliens like and he's like punches them or whatever.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
We come to Earth.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, we'll coome to Earth or something that and then okay,
and then so I love going to the movie theater,
Like I don't love it as much as I used
to because like I'm afraid of getting shot all the time.
But and I was thinking about this and saw that
movie the other day and we go only to the
movie theater that you can lounge in, like the reclining scene,
and I was laying there. I didn't say this to Jeremy,

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but I was like, if a shooter came in right now,
I would have to push the button and like that,
like it's a whole production, and then I'm like, And
the thing I love about the reclining seats though, is
I can have my popcorn and have my I'm a
snacker at the movie theater. I have my nachos there,
you know what I mean. It'd be a whole production
to like get up. So I think I would just

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I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
I would stopped going to those theaters because it's four
dollars more for those recliner.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Seats see, but like I I have to do it
because it's like work. If I'm going to go see
like a German document with subtitles that's like about the Nazis,
then yeah, I probably not gonna lounge and like eat snacks.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
But it was just there should be some movies to
where they're like, hey, no eating, because I guess when
Schindler's This came out, they said no eating during.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
This movie, which makes and I'm glad they didn't.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
But the sometimes like, yeah, imagine if you like seeing
a really sad so you.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Like when I saw The.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Zone of Truth. The Zone of Truth, hmm, that's a
D and D spell. Anyways, it's about Auschwitz.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
It was a great movie.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
But so I could hear people fucking chewing. I'm like, really,
you're gonna be like corn right.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Now, that horror movie Quiet Place where those aliens. Yeah,
I went to see there in that and it was
like so it was suspenseful, and then all of a sudden,
it's like like, I'm like, the aliensw are gonna get us?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah? Those are fun, Like yeah, yeah, this movie is
so good.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
I saw most of the reboot of it, like they
had like a sequel. But then I'm not spoiled, little
nobody should go see it. So we had so they
kill Will Smith's character off off screen. The stripper Vik
Fox is now some kind of like government official and
like that doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
And then and then uh, yeah she didn't really do
ye from stripper to like now she's like a CEO cabinet.
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Sidebar, I found out last night that the Secretary of
Treasury is.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
A homosexual man. I did not know that.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
And then we had Pete but to judge on our
team and then or you know, if we're in But
I'm like, this guy is the highest like gay person
ever in history because he's six and I think he's
six in line of for succession at the presidency. I'm like,
we got ourselves a faget from there, and he's a zaddy,
Like if you look him up, let's never look him up.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
He's a zaddy, Okay, And Zaddy is Jeff.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Goldbloom is a zaddy, not daddy. Yeah, Daddy is more
like a bear. And you know what a bear is
like a bigger hair.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah. And then you know what's a twink? Little no hair?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Okay, what's in otter?

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Big no hair, fit hair okay, fit hair okay. And
then Jock, that's pretty easy. I'm just gonna say, yeah,
like athletic, yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Stud hmmm, something that looks like they're from the eighties.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Kind of like fit but not athletic. That what I
would say. And then what's uh, this is a good
one polar bear, big no hair, big hair, but white
or gray okay, very literal, very literal.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Anyways. So yeah, that's my that's my little education on
the gate on the gay ship. Okay. So next, so
we get Independence Day.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
I love Jeff Goldblum in this movie. I think he's
so cool. I love his relationship with his dad. I
think that's really fun and so good. So yeah, so
he's like my son. He you know, you never listened
to him before and everything, and I do love There's
a South Park skit where when Jeff Golblum is like,
he goes virus a virus, you know, and then he
kind of like strings together his answer, Yeah, but I
over that.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, sound Park sex oh.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
With They kept doing that, which is funny. But I
think it's a great movie. It's nothing you have to
take too serious. It's just a really fun action movie
and it's like ABC, and it gets done and it's
intense in some moments, like and at the end, when
you're a kid, you're like, did they survive and you're
not sure? And then they walk in they have the cigars,
like fucking that we did America.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
And then but then the Inn, the new one, the
unfuckable hens Worth, Chris uh Liam Hensworth, the one who
treated Miley Cyrus really bad. And by the way, we
are a pro Miley podcast. I'm gonna declare that we
love Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
I just yeah, that's fine. You don't like Miley Cyrus,
I just is it a joke? Oh yeah, no, no,
she's a horrible thing. Okay, thank god, And okay, no, no, she's.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Just super fucking gay, Like she's like sparkly and gay
and loud. Like no, she's horrible singer, horrible actress, but
she like does push ups like in underwear.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
So like I'm like, yeah, that's yes, okay, No, she
has no talent.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Her dad is the whatever the book?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Come on, Yeah, that's something you want to add to
this briefing, Captain Hiller.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Oh, sir, just at anxious to get up there and
we'll be teased. Ass that's all okay, So Andy, let's
do Song of the Summer. Sure, And so this one.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
My dad started playing this to me, I think maybe
sixth grade, the very first day after summer vacation, and
it just always stuck with me, and I played for
my kids now too.

Speaker 7 (27:04):
You find your No, you can't sa fa fa flag back,
don't say fag's s.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
S S.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
To visus.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, just hearing that song gives me fucking poet for summer.
I remember sixth grade because my dad, you know, growing up,
he's always been in like, you know, music, and so
we always had really nice like a speaker system, Like
we had huge speakers at our house, every everywhere we live,
so we could crank that shit and I remember sixth
grade it was loud.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I was like, what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 3 (28:24):
And my Dad's like, hey, man, you know, it's like
the nowhere school summertime. And so then every time I
hear that song makes me feel happy because I'm like,
because there's no better feeling than I can think of
than like when school's done, Like school's done for the summer.
And that's why, like all this stuff is kind of
more my childhood just because now we work, so it's
like summertime. Oh I gotta go to work still, you know,

(28:45):
but it's hot. Yeah, but it's hot, yeah exactly. But no,
I played that song for my kids now at you know,
at the end of the school year and everything. And
I've seen Alice Cooper do it live multiple times, and
I just really love Alice Cooper anyways, but uh, that's
my jam of summer because that, for me, officially gets
me ready.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
To go for summer. I fucking love that song.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
I just think like, like, like so many generations had
that same feeling, and this was like the first artist
to really like make it into an anthem. Sure that's
so badass that he was like, I love that feeling
so much. That I'm gonna make this into an anthem
that's gonna last like spread the uh just in the generation,
and I think it does.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
And there's a line later on and goes like we
have no principles, we can't even think of a word
that rhymes, and it just kicks right back into the chorus.
And Yeah, every time we see him live, it's gray
seem like two three times now. First time I saw
Scooper live, h he was opening for Motley Crue and
I left before Motley crucauz.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I fucking hate Motley Crue, but I got so fucked up.
I don't remember any part of seeing Als Scooper live.
For the first time, I had like.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Two or three four locals on the way to Portland.
I had a bunch of drinks there. I have zero
recollection to nothing. I remember nothing from that. Luckily I
recorded of it. But yeah, but the second time I
saw him, we had horrible seats.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
But uh, my new thing now is I just go
to the front and yeah, like eighty percent of the time.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
So by about halfway through the concert, I'm like four
feet away from Alice and yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I was like, you know, like it's really cool.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, ive been to like the concerts where like there's
a signed seeding and I know, like about four songs
in everybody's gonna be yeah, up in the front. So
I'm like, okay, sweet, And then depending on the artist.
I think we talked about it before, like I'm a
bigger human certain artists, I'm gonna be respectful of shorter
people and like stand back a little bit.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
If it's my I know it's.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Different than Alice Cooper, but like mine's Melissa Ethridge, sure
fucking love her.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
I'm not going in the bag.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
I'm gonna push all these dikes out of my way
and I'm going up front and I get the dirtiest
clares because I'm tall and big. But also I'm a
gay guy, and the lesbians do not like it when
gay guys get into their turf.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Oh weird. Yeah, they hate it. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
And I used to infiltrate the uh there's only one
lesbian bar in Portland called the Egyptian Room or the
Egyptian I don't know. And I it was just like, oh,
that's a cute that's probably improval, Like that's a cute
guy over there. And then I'm like, oh wait, there's
no I'm the only man here and I'm saying, pour
some sugar on me their karaoke night.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
But yeah, I know this song. It's such an anthem.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Like I don't know much of his disdrop distrographery yeah, discography.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
This is right around the time when he was partying
so hard.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
That he goes I can't remember the exact years, but
he's like from seventy six to seventy seven he goes
zero recollection. He has no memory of that because he
was parting so hard. There's like there's some like footage
of him like Live to where he is so fucked
up on stage. You can tell he's just on the
brink of death, just like all the drugs and everything.
But he's a really nice guy though. Like all the

(31:48):
interviews I see, he's always like complimenting someone like he's like, oh, Hanson,
wonderful kids, great musicians too. Have you Like I'm like, wow, you, Like,
are you really a fan of Hanson or do you
just compliment everybody?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
I thought, like, see, I'm the kind of person like Hanson.
I thought they were chicks for most of.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
My life, Like I really did. I really did.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
And I was like then I saw all their music video.
I was like, those are some ugly ass chicks.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
But uh so the Blazers just drafted a center from China.
I believe his name's like Yang Hanson, so his coming
out song definitely should be Umba.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
But no, is this a song when you've you've seen
Alice Cooper live? Is this a song that he plays
earlier in the night or is this like is like
an encore?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Oh, that's yes, I'm definitely not an encore. I don't
think he does OnCore. The cool thing he does at
like his concerts at the end is he does some
another Brick in the Wall but then he kind of
puts it into like an Alice version, but it's like
fifteen minutes and it's and then he has like all
the theatrics and like people getting their heads cut off
and he has It's like it's really fun. But I

(32:51):
would say he sprinkles out like this song and billion
Dollar Babies like throughout. It's fucking great seeing them live.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
I bet the unison of the of the is just
so intense on this song, like just the energy.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
I have this one video when I snuck in or
snuck up and I'm like really close. But when you
wear your VR goggles and watch that and you can
make it like a you feel like you're right there.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
It's really cool.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
But a lot of people thought he killed a chicken
on stage and he didn't. So he was playing a show, uh,
and like so I don't know, some outside show and
someone threw a chicken on stage and he grabbed it
and threw it back and then like the audience like
ripped it, uh, which is fucking crazy. But he was
kind of the first shock rock guy, like you know,
because like, yes, Sabbath and stuff were crazy, but he

(33:38):
was like a show. He did a face paint and everything,
and so he was like the original, like Marilyn Manson.
So a lot of people thought he was like really
crazy but very very nice guy.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
And he's from Detroit, So what what would be So
we eat meat and slaughter houses are like pretty fucked up,
So what would be the issue if he did kill
a chicken on stage?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, I yeah, I don't know, But as long.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
As it's like a quick quicker day game ripped apart
by audience members is probably the best idea. But like
if he just like slipped the throat and then what
like you want to throw it onto some like starving kids.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Like but like what do you what do you who
would eat? Who would eat a chicken? Can you get salmonella?
But it right because you can eat like raw cow, right,
that's like tartar. Well, I think you can't eat raw
beef more than you can eat raw chicken. Yeah, okay,
maybe some hot honey on it, some honey. That's the
episode coming out before or after? Oh wait till next week.

(34:28):
And you know a lot about honey.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, we got you all right, Andy. My song of
the summer is none other than Summer Girls by l FO.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I like to win to Stuffy in the summer. Do
you remember? Do you remember when we met that summer
kids the had a bunch of heads. Chinese food makes
me sick and nine Biggs.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
Live way does start five for the summer for.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
The summer, I like girls that way. I have a
Crymbian fish. I take good if I have one dish.
She's been gone since that summer, since that summer and.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Pop Boma the Speak and Spain met you when somebody
all began your little grass girl that I ever did
see the great Lavender Jersey thirty three. When you speaking,
because it's like a horny Lich's bed.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Hold a whole bunch of sonnings to call me really
listen because I can't speak baby, and something in your
eyes Willet drove me crazy. Now I can't forget you
when it makes me mad. Left one day and never
came back, so youat on.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Some of them went back home.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Macaulay Kochin wasn't home alone. Phil secret love, but now
we ain't speaking. Michael J.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
Fox was kind of speak kidding whatever the trust that
my name is Rich you know.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Black a girlfriend at a crimee and fish your kids
on the black got a bunch of heads.

Speaker 7 (35:58):
Chinese foods makes Henna think, way.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
He's gonna stop.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Like that is a that is a soa hit like
he got that B boy style. So Summertime with Summer
Girls L F O R I P. Rich and Devin
love you Kings.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
They both got two people from two of the three
Holy Dead. He's gone zip zippo like natural.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
No, they were like really young. I think one of
them had a disease and the other one like also
got a disease. I think I don't know, I don't know,
but yeah, they they were gonna blow the third one,
he kind of looks like he kind of looks like,
uh that he would have nosebleeds, if you know what
I mean. And it's still touring, he and singing these songs.
But what's so funny is that. And weird is when

(36:50):
I met you said my name was rich. You look
like a girl from his name is not rich.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
The rich died, so he's weird, you know.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Yeah, And then okay, so they had really just two songs.
This one was like their their biggest hit, and then
the other everybody yeah for sure. And then the other
one was girl on TV and it was the other guy, Devin,
and he's sang it about Jennifer love Hewitt because they
dated and she's in the music video and that one
like and that one he references Scooby.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Snacks a lot.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
So it was, oh, no, she wasn't in No, she
wasn't in those No. It's just so yeah, it's it's
I didn't find the lyrics really quick. But but yeah,
that guy is still touring, like he's probably churing with like,
you know, two of the ninety.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Degrees guys or whatever, so he's not really you know,
but I would definitely go see, Like how much would
you pay to see the one living guy from LVO?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Thirty five bucks? Probably? Well, wow, that's more than I
would pay.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
That's what. That's what and like a like a shirt
or like or like a bumper sticker?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
How long do you think it took him to write
those lyrics? Like do you think they were?

Speaker 7 (37:57):
Like?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Fuck, we did it, Billy Billy Shakespeare roast sonnets? My
favorite line.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Okay, I wanted to find the the Scooby Snacks. Oh,
Scooby doo Ben, Scooby Scooby doo wop Ben, Scooby Snacks
met a flag girl and I can't relax.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
The only problem is she's the movie star.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Oh anyways, anyway, that was the end of the of
the sonnet.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Or whatever the paragraph or whatever.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
It's a bizarre song. And didn't Scooby Sacks mean something
when we were kids?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Though?

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Like wasn't like or something?

Speaker 2 (38:29):
I hope not. I'm just thinking because Scooby, but Scooby
do the dog, you know, so he had a snack me.
So it's like if I if I gave you, what's
it like a like cheese it's and called them Andy snacks,
Like I'd be like, so they call and snacks, Okay.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
So like, so back to this guy again, he's touring,
that would be like the equivalent.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Maybe not, that'd be like the equivalent of me touring
and like singing like like old dirty bastard songs like right,
because he references his name a lot and his song
so or like, who's another one that does that a lot? Uh?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Flavor flavor, flavor flavor.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
It's like if I went on tour as flavor fla
it's just not gonna make sense.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
So some of them mentions that in the song that
fuck Me to devour this Okay, New Kids on the
Blog Abby and then the Great Larry Jery, the Great
Larry Bird Jersey thirty three. So that's like the that's
the whitest fucking thing you could ever say, Like, I get.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
It, Larry Bird. Larry Bird was all right, but he
was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
When I think of like athletes from the nineties, I
don't necessarily think Larry Bird.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
True, Yeah, I think I think retired like ninety one.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Yeah, I think like Michael Jordan or like, uh, who's
the other one, Scottie Pippen, or like Bunksy Bows who
I had.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
A crush on the little guy. Yeah, and I guess
I like I just like like little bold guys. Okay.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
And then.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
And then Home Alone Michael J.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Frocks Fox pre Parkinson's yeah, because that'd be weird if
he did.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Park Like was that from the t WE show? The
character yeah, Michael Pete, Michael J. Fox was Alex P. Keagan, Yeah,
from Family Ties he played. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
And then fun Dip, which that's not necessarily from the
that I associate fun Dip with my childhood. Cherry I
think so because Jackson's got it with like Halloween, you know,
I would like to have some well that'd be another
Andy snack.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
We're Miami Snacks.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
And then okay, cherry Coke, which is not necessarily the nineties,
but it did debut fun fact. It's fun, but it's
a fact, uh February nineteenth, nineteen eighty five. So yeah,
like by the time it got rolling probably in the nineties,
you know, in.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
The looking back, they're all like red and black. Cherry
coke was a big thing.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
That was one of the first like non you know,
regular I don't know, it was fine, Okay, I'll Abercrombie
and Fish, which I watched that documentary about like the
leader of Abercrombie.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Oh yeah, uh new edition good?

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Oh Keavin Bacon, Yeah that's more eighties probably, but you know,
Kevin Bacon has been naked in six of his movies. Okay,
so this this song just bumps, Like this is bumps.
But I have two honorable mentions that were super fucking
close to being my number one. One of them was,
I think, obviously more popular than this song even was

(41:20):
Living to Beat the Loca. Oh sure, sure, fucking love
Love Ricky Martin. As soon as he came out as gay,
I was like, I got a chance. And then the
other one was Leen Still My Sunshine, A great song.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
I'm not joking.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I was.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
That was on my thinking about list, and I loved
that song. I haven't listened I did listen to recently.
It's a still a good song. It was Len Still
My Sunshine and the.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Thong song.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Thong Song That Kicks too.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
We both thought of Len though, because I remember that
video a lot, like because it was in sixth grade
is when that video came out sixth grade summer and
I remember like watching it all the time.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yeah, it was kind of a more amateur shot to exactly.
And I did like the just the vibe of like
the guy's voice with the chick's voice. And then for
some reason she's pregnant in some of the shots too,
but she's not, and the other it's like they maybe
should have taken off. But I listened to that, and
when I remember when it started to change from like
spring to summer. If you put Lynn Still My Sunshine on,

(42:19):
you just go back same with LFO, you just go
back to like nineties, early two thousands, Like it's such
a nostalgic earworms.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, I think that came out ninety nine Summertime, so yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Oh no, that's that would be jumping back.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
I made a note when we were talking about Star
Trek earlier. The first time I watched the new This
is Super Sidebar Time travel Time, the new reboot of
Star Trek, it was in a living room of this
cage like karaoke jockey that I met up in Portland.
She invited me over to watch that. Oh nice, and
she also was like she looks at me, she's like,

(42:54):
have you ever been fucked by a woman? Because she
wanted to peg me.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Oh and I was like, wow, this is and then
I was like, I'm super gay.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
And then I was like, oh my god, the new
Lady Goga song came out because you did just dance
and poker face, and then she came out with bad Romance.
So then I was like, let's stop talking about getting
sucked by you and let's just watch.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
This video over and over again. Anyways, I just saw that.
Well maybe, but like at least finish the movie.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, all right, Andy, I want to switch gears and
let's do Let's take it and switch it up and
do trivia really quick. Sure, and then we'll and then
we'll end with a day in the life.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
I love that. Okay, So let's do some trivial Okay,
So these are.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Gonna be like nostalgia themes questions, which makes sense for this?

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Okay? Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
I am. It's only one person. We've never done trivia
with just one person before.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
We did it a couple episodes ago about the actors, remember, uh,
And I was like telling their audition stories and you okay, So.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
We're gonna do this.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
We're doing this, Andy, and then listener, I'm gonna pause
a little bit and you get the answer. To okay,
So to question one highest grossing summer film of the
nineteen nineties, was it A The Lion King, B Jurassic
Park or C Independence.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Date Dress Park.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah, so all were super close, like back in the
original release. Lion King, Independent State were pretty goddamn close
to I don't want to say got around to a billion,
but yeah, Jurassic Park, that's a big deal back in
the day. A sure, okay, number two good good job
v Number two which was not a summertime smash of
the nineteen nineties. Maria Maria by Santana. That was that

(44:38):
won't be one that you like as it was a
story your Mommy.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
The Lifts Billion gets.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
B All I want to do by Ryl Crowe, going
five years for C All Star by smash Mouth.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Hey maybe All Star, I should I shouldn't fuck.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
Up that la.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I thought the title okay, And that's the one we
talked about recently when he died, the smashmalk guy Kim
Kardashian posted it.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
I was like, and she's like, it was like almost a.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Newdi too, okay, and then d when It's over by
Sugar Ray.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
It's gonna be the first one was that st No,
that was ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Oh, all I want to do Showy Crow, who would
be an amazing dental hygienist? Ninety three All Star ninety
nine and then when it's over Sugar Ray two thousand
and one, Wow, nine to eleven.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Okay, Sugar Ray was never meant to be famous. Yeah,
I don't like sugar No. No, nothing's worse than I think.
I've had hemorrhoids. I've enjoyed more than that.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I who I would questioned anybody who's like, I'm a
really big fan of Sugar Ray.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I remember there's a Sugar Ray song. Come on, I
was in fourth or fifth grade. Oh you're oh?

Speaker 7 (45:50):
I just no.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
But now that I'm thinking about ittscu No, I was
just I was like, what song is that? But you're right,
I remember. Anyways, nobody likes Sugar Ray. Okay? See or three?
Who this is?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I guess more opinion. Who was the hottest lady of
the Summertimes in the nineties A Elizabeth Hurley from Austin Powers,
be Jenner, Philip Hewitt from Party of Five, see Captain
Data Jones from Mask of Zero, or d Mother Teresa
from Wet Dreams of Thousands of.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
People with lupis or not loupis a leprosy. I messed
up that joke. They both worked. I'm gonna go maskuro. Yes, yes, Catherine.
No one is hotter in the nineties than Captains Data Joe.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
She was voluptuous and like, uh, very beautiful. But but yeah,
Mother Theresa had like a heart on for people with leprosy.
They would just like throw their legs at her because
I think it was a leprosy like the ja not
necessarily the joga boor thing, but like the Joshga bar.
They kept just amputating her and then and luckily it's

(46:49):
when you're in your nineties and they keep amputating your
body parts just euthunaties and size, but leopardsy.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
See. Yeah, I think leprosy is your arms fall off? Right,
I don't know, I have no I I clearly someone
should google that.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Well.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
I don't think lepossy is Is it only arms or like? No?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I think no, Okay, I think leoparsy is your limbs
fall off. It's like a mister potato heads, you got
like weird like scam and it might be I just
always pictured you.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
Know, like have you seen you remember from old like
mister Potato. Yeah, like the eyes come off, the ears
come off. That's what I view as lepersy weird.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
I wonder how that got in your bread.

Speaker 6 (47:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Okay, you're so far killing it.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Okay, So number four, who was the hottest gentleman of
the nineties summertime?

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Was it A Will Smith? B Brad Pitt, C Richard Gere,
d Richard Guere's gerbil heat. I'm gonna go Will Smith.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Well, yes, fucking nobody was hotter than Will Smith in
the nineties summer Yeah, because I was trying.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
To think of the only Brad Pitt movie I can
think of seven I think that came out during summertime.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
But that's not like he's not like sexy. I mean,
he's still attracted, but he's not like.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
When he's crying, because he's the only person alive that
would cry finding Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Nobody else it was good Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
That's a plot hole because she should have been killed.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
She shouldn't have.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
No, because I get it, because to make Brad Pitt's
character be the seventh deadly sin, But what did Gwyneth
Paltrow's character do to deserve to die?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Though, well, I thought it was the guy because he
was envious in them. So then oh, so he was
envy like the I think he was envious of the family,
oh of their relationship.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
But then that's that he only killed people that committed
the deadly sins though, so that I feel like it's
a plot hole.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
But I think him being a murderer is one of
the sent.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
We didn't rewatch that. But yeah, nobody was going to
see seven and like getting wet and see do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Like and if they were.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Morgan, Yeah, okay, so yeah, will Smith like come on
like fresh Prince of bel Air, big Willie style, Wow,
Wow West getting jiggy with like he was non stop
killing it men in black Dope Men.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Yeah, that movie is so good. Okay, so yes, okay,
So number five, This is the most importmable.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
This is worth sixteen million points, okay in my opinion
or my facts? What are the most I haven't read
this since I wrote it? What are the most What
was the most important news story.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Of the nineties? This is gonna be fucked up?

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Okay, so hey, the Oklahoma City bombing on April nineteenth
and nineteen eighty five that claimed the lives of one
hundred and sixty eight people. B columb My columbun In
High School massacre on April twentieth, nineteen eighty nine that
claimed the lives of sixteen people.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
See the Gulf War that.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Took place between nineteen ninety nineteen ninety one that claimed
the lives of between one hundred and forty thousand to
two hundred and six thousand people. Or Deep Ginger Spice
Leaving the Spice Girls on May thirty first, nineteen ninety eight,
that claimed the dreams of a ten year old boy
from Kaiser, Oregan that missed out on seeing.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
The Fab five together live. That search definitely undred percent.
The other ones did not affect me at all. Would
they have. I don't think about the Golf War very much.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
And when I was when we were in school doing
like lockdown drills for like mass shooters or whatever, I
was under that desk just thinking about Ginger Spice.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Yeah, I was just like that. I would do it
like Jeff, It's okay, it's such a drill. I'm like,
it's a drill. She left the band just gone. I
cried so much.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
When I found I remember exactly where I was. We
were at my dad's house watching the TV, and it was.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Like a breaking news story.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
It was just newsreak, like I don't know, I don't
think we were watching m TV, but we must. We
must have been, because I don't think they would interrupt,
like what's that like mash to so you know, I
don't but they I remember them saying that Ginger Spice
left Spice Girls. And this was like a couple of
months before we went and saw them live, which was
super white male privilege of me gay gay privilege. And

(50:58):
I remember my mom happy to hold me because I
was crying.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
I mean at that time, you know, when you're a kid,
you don't have that much, you know, connection with your
parents and then what you love. I mean, you know, yeah,
and you were seeing like a three year old cry
when they're balloon flies away.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
That's horrible.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
And plus I had this other stuff I was dealing with.
I found I was dealing with the Oklahoma City bombing.
You just got the Gulf War call I just happened.
I needed Spice Girls, all five of them. And plus,
if you're gonna leave the band, I think the one
that left, Now, Posh, that's the one to leave, Like
Sporty can't leave, Scary can't leave, Baby can't leave. Ginger

(51:39):
is like the mascot kind of so yeah, Posh should
probably leave.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Makes sense. So anyways, so yeah, so that was pretty dramatize.
I did pretty good.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
I got all but one you fucking killed, and you've
got the most important one too. But Catherine Zada Jones,
we can all agree like, Catherine Zata Jones is way hotter.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
And then sidebar, we need to bring.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
Back celebrity death Match, Yeah, because how great would be
if we were there like the producers and we I
would match up Katherine Zata Jones circa nineteen eighty nine
versus Anna Kendrick.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Now they don't even know each other.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Cathain Zada Jones would be like, I don't know who
you are, skeletor, and then the skeletor would say, aren't
you the one that gave Michael Douglas throughout cancer with HPV?

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Okay, I ever show you the claimation stuff. I mean,
my daughter's made no show me.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Okay, So Andy, you did fabulous with the trivia listener.
I hope you did as good as Andy did, and
then I want to I think we should wrap this
up and really just like go in to nostalgia, deep
and hard and just like what was kind of like
a day in the life of your summertime as a kid.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Yes, so I'm gonna do it from the sixth grade
summer because I feel like that's when I first really
started to kind of do in my own thing, because
that's right after my mom passed away and my sister died,
So then my dad was at work. So then Monday
through Friday I had I was just me, so I
just do whatever I wanted to do.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
So the crazy thing about.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
That is.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Podcasts did a podcast, he Andy, What's a cold fat?
Podcasts in a podcast, It's Andy, What's a cold bags?
The first inter racial kids on US television was on
an episode in nineteen.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Sixty eight a star Trek called Plato's step Chiltry.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
So many real science items have been inspired by star Trek,
like flip phone, flip phones, tablets, voice assistant, uh stuff.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
And fuck almost wasn't there because they bought.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
It looked too bemonic podcast did a podcast, yeah, and
What's a Coldback?

Speaker 7 (53:34):
Podcast?

Speaker 3 (53:35):
And a podcasts Indy, what's a cold bags?

Speaker 2 (53:54):
I never realized until just now that you had the
time that you're cool facts Andy in the podcast, so that.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
I so in sixth grade, the first thing I would
do is wake up and you know, at whatever time,
and that to me is like what freedom is and
when you don't have to, when you don't have an alarm,
that's what being like rich and free to me is.
But i'd wake up, I'd make either eggs or something
like that. And I feel like at that time too,
like I would eat a lot of cheesecase ideas because

(54:25):
it's like simple, easy to make. But one of my
favorite things wake up, turn the TV on. We had
the extra MTV channels at that time, so it was
the ones where were just all videos all the time.
So I like watch, you know, watch music videos, make breakfast.
And then my favorite part is you get your like
little Black book or whatever it's called. You start calling
some of your friends, see what they want to do,

(54:46):
See who answers?

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Hey, is Alex available? Is Mark there?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
You know, because you have to either talk to their
parents or they answer. But it's so wild because we
didn't have cell phones at the time. So it'd always
be like, all right, man, let's meet to the skate
park at I don't know what time, you think, like
eleven thirty, Yeah, sure, eleven thirty. And then you don't
talk to them for hours and then you just walk
there by yourself and you meet at the skate park
hopefully you know, or they don't show up, and who
knows why you know. But so, but in the sixth

(55:12):
grade summer, I wasn't really skating at the time. I
was never really good at it, but we one of
my friends had a video camera, so we were making
our own movies like all the time. And at that time,
remember they used to sell fireworks really early on.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Yeah, so we'd like.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Buy a bunch of fireworks. I was just talking to
my daughters about this. I remember when I was like
thirteen or fourteen. That's when they passed the law that
you had to be sixteen to buy fireworks, and we
were like, fuck, now it's eighteen, but we could still
get away with buying fireworks like thirteen or fourteen. But
so what we'd do is we would get all our
money together, which is probably like ten bucks, and we'd
get I don't know, maybe two or three packs of
whistling piece and we'd turn them into bombs wucking wild

(55:53):
and then you know, you you you know, make the
you smash the whistling peete, put it in a two liter,
put the cap on, throw it. It's so fucking loud
it would shake windows, and we would just do it
behind like Alberson's and then we're just like run off
or something, you know, which is fucking wild that they
were just being like, oh, how old are you eleven?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeh, that's fine, fine, go buy this stuff.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
So yeah, you know, you'd call your friends, you'd meet up,
it'd be hot, and then you'd have a few extra
bucks over or leftover after the fireworks, so then you'd
go to like Safeway or something to buy some ice
cold sodas and you just drink them outside of Safeway
because you had nowhere else to go. We had no
cell phones or anything, so just kind of hanging out
and then maybe around like three or four, then like
you know, then you still want to keep hanging out
with your friends, so like you go to a friend's

(56:36):
house or whatever, you know.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
But mainly what we did was.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
We were making movies and we would do like musicals
and we would like choreograph our own dances.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
And they were never any good or anything, but we
did a lot of like hoedown dances, like with the
Lakes cause it was like easy and yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
So we'd make a lot of videos and then we'd
go back to our buddy his name was Urya, so
to go back to Riya's house and we'd kind of
watch it and we could do really quick, easy edits.
We didn't have any, but we could like stop and
then kind of like move. It was like really basic editing.
And then we would just like make videos all day
and just your dad basically it, and then just go

(57:14):
home and play video games for six hours, stay up
till like two am, and do the same thing the
next day.

Speaker 7 (57:19):
You know.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
So that's basically my sixth grade. My whole sixth grade
fucking summer was just doing shit like that.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
I love That's like and now it's like reliving the
I'm glad we did this order from music first and
then this last, because now I'm just thinking.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Like school zone. Yeah exactly. That's like, that's like that's
a riot. I love them. That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah, Okay, so Andy, I did mine more kind of
like yeah, kind of like categories from start to finish.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
So wake up around eleven or twelve before my parents.
I thought.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Sometimes my parents would come home for lunch, oh sure,
and I would always have to be like more alert.
So it makes it look because we did have chores
that I had to do, so I had to make
it look like I was doing chores and not just
like being like lazy fuck. And then lunch and snacks,
we did a lot of like frozen like frozen like
corn dogs or whatever.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Yeah, like the do you remember the chicken patties. Yeah,
we used to get a bunch of those for some reason,
and we were like living.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Live because we got George Foreman. Oh hell, so life
changed then because we like the turkey burgers on that
that was a plus.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
George Foreman.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Girl is so fucking unsafe. There's no on on switch.
What the nobody fucking was like, hey man, you should
make it as fine.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
And all of the grease went into this little like
plastic like bowl, and that plastic bowl wol always get
full and then like it would usually fall in the ground.
So and then the theme that reminded me when you
when you made the comment about case. So my question
is did you make the case as in the microwave
or on the oven? I prefer even nowadays, I prefer cay.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Is the microwave? Gotcha?

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Okay, So certain things I'm okay with microwave personally, but
like because it's really easy.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
But I I just had this thought that I.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Didn't use the oven until I was pretty much with Jeremy,
because I went from being a kid and where my
parents made stuff for me. Because I always caught shit
on fire, like I would like lett one time I
let a cactus on fire inside of our house.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
One time when you and I were in six or
seventh grade, we put your mom's phone, Yeah, in the microwave. Yeah,
it's not like fireworks.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
We're like, oh, that's crazy. I did a lot of
like yeah, Like I just remember that I would spray.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I would spray my door, my bedroom door with cologne
and then lighted on a fire like So I just
was allowed to use the oven. And then when I
was a later teen, I just didn't. I was at
home very much because I was off doing things like
I was in plays and and then and then when
I became an adult, like when I moved out at eighteen,

(59:42):
I was like poor and like doing like inappropriate things.
I wasn't cooking meals at home. And then I got
married and then he made everything like he was the cooker.
And then when I was single, I just ate like sandwiches,
and then Jeremy like, I don't think I've never really
been how to cook.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
I love cooking.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
I need to work on this, okay, So so, and
I ate a lot of tuna fish.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Well he's problematic now, but growing up I didn't. We
didn't nobody knew. But his name is called the Frugal Gourmet.
And I used to watch him all the time growing
up with my dad, and he taught you how to
cook with like basic stuff and really good ship.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
So that's how I learned how to cook.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I needed that lesson. But I don't know if you
can teach old dogs new tricks, you know. So so okay,
Then I ate a lot of tuna fish sandwiches. And
then that made me think, and there must be a
reason that we call it tuna fish because tune is
the type of fish. So it's not like we say
hamber cow, hamburger cow, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Or like beef cow, like called chicken nuggets. Okay, so
that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Wait, okay, so chicken is the Yeah, so chicken nuggets
would be like a tuna fish and then what like
like hot dog.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
You don't have beef nuggets though, that doesn't sound good,
sounds right, that's all right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
So yeah, so tuna we had tuna sandwiches. Tuna fish
sandwiches is repetitive.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, anyway, because there's no other tuna
out there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Did you know though that you can tune a piano
but you can't tuna fish boom boom. Okay, So swings.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
So we had a swing set and that was like
everything to me and my sister. So we would swing
and we would listen to Backstroep or not listen.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
We would perform.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Backstreet Boys, Spice Girls, TLC, Mariah Whitney, Tony Braxton, and
one hint wonders like five Baby When the Lets anyways,
and then oh my god, the one that we like
loved was next too Close.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Yeah that song. I loved that song. It's literally about close.
It's literally about an erection. Oh I don't know, I
feel a little poke coming through.

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
It's literally about getting excited and getting an erection and
me and my sister were swinging on our swings.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
That's just singing a song.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
And anyways, and since I was gay, like I did
play with Barbie or just some of a human and
we played with Barbie's. But always the characters they always
have really intense plots because I don't like what I
did your girls or did you play Barbie's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Yeah, they played with Barbies a little bit when they
were younger, but what was it. Do you remember any
of their storylines?

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
It was always like maybe vacations. They named every one
of their Barbies Lily, and I'm like everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
So mine were they either several of the characters have cancer,
brain damage from an accident. There was always a serial
killer in the group because like Jesse, my sister and I,
we watched a lot of soap operas as kids. Yeah,
there was always like one that got like possessed by
a demon and like and then.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
It's like I can't afford you have to become a prostitute.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
There was love triangles in the relationships, so it was
just like it was a nightmare. And then I remember
we did camp growing up, Like I don't think I
would camp now because I don't want to be like unhoused,
but I just don't.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
See the appeal.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
I see, like stargazing would be amazing, but I want
to be at home with my dog, with my fan
right next to me, with my snacks.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Like I tell everybody, it took humans like sixty or
seventy thousand years to not camp. Why the fuck are
we going back out to the woods.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
It's the fucking worst. And so okay, So I was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
I think I had a pretty like privileged childhood. So
we would drive to wel always camp at the Snake River.
So we're in Oregon, and the Snake River divides Oregon
and Idaho. Beautiful, beautiful, It's like maybe a six hour
drive maybe, And but my dad's pickup truck, the back
seat would the seats would fold up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
And then I laid.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I made myself a bed. I brought all my blankets
from my bed, like the comforter and stuff. And then
my dad had a little tiny TV that had a
VCR connected to it and it's somehow plugged into the Yeah,
so I would watch for six hours, like the Spice
Girls concert like it just like I'd watch like three

(01:03:59):
or four times and then we would be there in between.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Like sleeping in the back.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
So my sister and my dad are having this like
bonding experience and like looking at like the scenery and stuff,
and I'm like, I was just like cuddle up and
I packed my stuffed animals with me and sidebar. You
know who's making a come back in my bedroom right now?
Stuffed animals. Oh there are literally six to eight stuffed

(01:04:24):
animals on my bed right now, and they're all from adulthood.
Like I've been killing it at those claw machines lately.
It wasn't you have we need to go to the
New Wonderland. There a claw machine?

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Yeah, so fucking easy to come down, So easy anyways, and.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Then uh oh, riding bikes when we would be We
talked about that on a nugget, I think. But when
I finally learned to ride a bike, I was like
twelve or thirty, but it was hard. We were at
the Snake River. We would ride up and down these
little highways that were really not you know, I don't
know they're highways. They were just like busier roads. Okay,

(01:04:57):
not a lot of traffic, but you go fast. And
we would come back to the campsite at nighttime. But
on the way back, when it was starting to get cooler,
the rattlesnakes come out and lay on the road.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Nope, and we're like, you know, twelve thirteen, that kind
of thing, and we're just like, yeah, Roman, it was
snake scared.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
I'm like Indiana Jones. And then, uh, I don't know
why I ended when my little note I said thinks Obama.
I don't know that, Like, I don't know if Obama
had anything to do with snakes. But and I really
liked but I have voted for him once.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
I was gonna vote.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Then I got really fucked up during the second time
and I was like, oh this me Roalney looks hot.
Like I was going through a phase in my life
where I only voted based on looks. And I was like, oh,
give me some Paul Ryan anyways, but smash her, pass Obama,
I'd smash Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Joe Biden, just young Biden.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
Yeah, Okay, who's that hot road the Republican crazy bitch,
the one who got a hand job at or gave
a hand job at Beetlejuice the musical, Yeah, Laura Bobart,
Marjorie Taylor Green.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
I might just add a spite, like, you know, just
like make it real, like just not disrespectful, but like degrading,
because she's such a piece of shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
I would.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
I don't think she's comparable to Michelle Robert. I don't
think Marjorie Taylor Green is comparable to Michelle Rodriguez. But
I think I would want marger Taylor Green just attitude
to fuck me. I don't know, but Okay, so summertime,
your blockbuster was oh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Sorry, oh sorry? Blockbuster was Star Trek Into Darkness. Would
I mean we just went off on like what qan
on person mo would fuck? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
My blockbuster was Independence Day Amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
My song was Schools Out by Alice Cooper.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Hell yeah, mine was Summer Girls by lfo uh.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
And then my day in life was essentially just making breakfast,
hanging out with the homies, and make in some really
horrible fucking videos.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Mine was a lot of eating frozen food and swinging,
listening to really gay music while playing Barbie dolls that
had really traumatic experiences Like who would have thought while
those two lives were happening, right that we would end
up in this spot together?

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Yeah? True, perfect mesh.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Remember one time I invited my buddy over because I
was making breakfast and uh, it was like eight am.
And I used to have those like Asian spoons that
are like really like dim and I was like, no,
they're really good. The eggs are really good. But then
I put a bunch of hot sauce and you couldn't
see it, and he's like, anyways, I remember.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
I was like, I thought that was shit. Was so funny.
But when you were a kid, did you do like
this was the centemis?

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
I did one time and I literally thought I was
gonna die. Yeah, like I couldn't breathe, and I was like,
I tried to breathe in twice. I was so fucking scared.
I grabbed the hose and I jammed in the back
of my throat to try to break it up. I
forgot about Yeah that's wild man, that shit.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
I was so scared. I thought for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
I was like, is it. I'm done.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
I'm not really concerned with the next generation. I was,
We're concerned with art because like your girls, like he said,
like go to like symphonies. Yeah, like my kids like
like writing raps even kind of explicit. But I told
about the cinnamon, Like take a spoonful of cinnamon and
like try to swallow it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
He's like, why the fun? And then I told him
about like the choking out thing we used to do,
and he was like, why the fun would you do that?
That's so like the funniest thing ever when you passed
out and nobody was that was fucked. That was fucked
because that had enough time to walk away, like you
know what I mean, like someone should.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
Have even if it was just five seconds, Like if
even they just sprinted, they just you it's so fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Yeah, oh well, but I looked I look back on
that memory fondly for some reason, like it was a
good time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Like we're just be sitting around, Like what do you
guys want to do? Nothing? Do you want to choke
each other out? Like yeah, That's the thing is there
wasn't a lot to do back then. Video games of course,
and you had TV.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Yeah, and that's and then Internet kind of yeah, but
it was only one person on the Internet at the
time because you know, it was a computer, so there
wasn't that much shit to do, so we'd always end
up doing dumb ass ship.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Yeah, Like Jackson, he's like I'm bored. But you have
a VR, you have a computer, you have an Xbox,
you have a place, you have all of these things
that are just in your room. You have books, you
have your imagine. You know, you could draw or paint something.
We only had Well, we could have done those things too,
like draw our paints, right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Or we did a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
But then I imagine when like ninety eight, someone goes, hey,
VR goggles are just gonna be in everybody's room. People
were like, okay, fucking scientistic, like no, what are you
talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Okay card, Like it's not gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
They're saying like that, okay card as they have their
hands with someone like okay, man, Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Yeah so good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Another quick, funniest thing to me, my buddy did during
the summer was we grabbed every edible thing in the house.
We made a drink and that's including like dog food
and fish food, hot sauce, everything that we could find
that was edible, and it came out chunky and green.
And if you took a drink of and you couldn't
hold it down, you got punched three times as hard

(01:10:05):
as they fucking could punch you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
And then like we're like, yeah, I don't know. It
just seemed like the thing to do at the time,
the millennial generator, because like we did that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
So when I worked at Arby's, no big deal, but
we on our breaks kind of thing, we would just
dare each other to eat something disgusting, like put like
a like a milkshake and like put roast beef in
it with like at like a horse radish. But nowadays
when people are on break at Arby's, they just go
on their phones.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
On their phone. Yeah, we were like, let's what okay,
it's great time. What are we gonna eat? Yeah? Okay,
oh my god, this was a good episode. It's a
good special. It was a special. It was okay. Uh
listener uh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Follow us on Instagram, social media, leave us a review.
I think if we win the award coming up, maybe
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what I'm concerned about with like the millennial generation that
I don't even think that's a good idea, and I
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(01:11:02):
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Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
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I think there's two. There's Jeff, Andy, and we want
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Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Jeff, I'm Andy Obama. Oh I love that, and we
will see you next Tuesday. Don't do a wire.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
And that's a wrap for this episode of Notable Nostalgia.
We hope you enjoyed our trip down memory lane just
as much as we did. If you love reminiscing with us,
don't forget to subscribe great and leave a review and
be sure to tune in next time for.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
More nostalgic fun.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
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Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
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