122. The Best School Movies!!!

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Speaker 1 (01:15):
And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
You could be a feat model star. I was sixteenth
at the time, or fifteen. And then hook it up
with a witch and that was that cats can smile apparently,
whoa weird. Yeah, but it doesn't always mean that they're happy.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
is the future winner of every acting award ever.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, Jimmy Moon is a star. Her look looks weren't
part of the issue.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
He's like, I had to sell my last top.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Hat for Jannas.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Maybe this is not appropriate eitherther but let's.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
See some.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Con best the innocents.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's right, nostalge nerds. We are coming to the end
of our summer specials. I know it's sad. Some people
really like the summer me personally, I'm a bigger fan
of like Winner, but it's sad for some people. And
so we decided this episode we're gonna talk about our
favorite school based movies. Yeah, but I am joined, of

(02:38):
course with the ever funny.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Jeff, thank you so much. You can also say funny
and voluptuous Jeff Killer May and then we are here
with special guest co host Mark.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Mark. You might remember from previous notable Nostalgia episodes, such
as the ones prior.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I can't remember.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
You might remember him from the past.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I love Green Day because is it he and he's
like a I.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Love the fact that you. I feel like you were
almost at the point of copyright infringement or whatever royalty.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I feel like if we got hit up by Green
Day did not play that, I'd be like, Wow, we're
getting pretty big. I'm okay with that.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's what I always felt about.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I always felt that way.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
About Maria, carry like getting a restraining order put on
me by her, because like I would have a legal
document with both my and her name on it. I'm like,
I'm cool with that.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I did realize though, recently. Have you looked at the
people from Green Day? Yeah, they all look like they're
different ages, but they're all the same age, And it's
fucking wild. I don't really understand why they all I
don't know, it's weird.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
They all look to me like you can see their
veins easily.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Mike Drant the basis looks insanely old. Trey Young looks
the same since nineteen ninety like two or whatever, but
looks very old. And then Billy Joel, Billy Joe looks
the same.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
It's fucking weird, Billy Joel, and.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
I want to start this episode, if it's okay with you, Andy,
with a few cat facts.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh so, actually I made a new sound for this ready,
did you.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I like that?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
So it's called Hello Kitty fun cat facts. This is
from the Globe, No, sorry, the Examiner, the National Examiner.
So most adult cats are lactose intolerant. So despite all
of the cartoons you've seen, do not pour cats a
bowl of milk?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Whoa weird?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Humans have unique fingerprints so they can be identified the
crime scenes and stuff like that. What do cats have?
Their nose have very unique patterns of ridges and rings,
and that's how you can tell them apart dogs as well.
They do not have a sweet tooth. They do not
have the receptors in their brains for sweetness.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
That's true. I shoved the pound of sugar down a
cat's throat the other day. That cat didn't like any
bit of it.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, so I just like I like cat facts. Anyways,
we have an episode today. We were talking about our
top three favorite school based movies. I love this, but
before we start, I wanted to reach out to a
few people and see what they thought. And so here
we go. I Brooke, what's your favorite school based movie?
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
What because her power is cool?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:35):
All right?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
And then we also have this one, Mattie, what's your
favorite school based movie?

Speaker 6 (05:46):
My favorite school based movie is Descendants, the whole trilogy.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
So I think the guy who directed High School Musical
also directed the Descendants things. Yes, Kenny Ortega. Yeah, he
also did Newsies. He also was a choreographer for Jackson's.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Actually, I want to state this now. That is why
the fourth Descendants going on right or whatever was terrible
was because he did not direct it. I'm putting my
foot down there.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Okay, yeah, you're willing to die.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
I'm willing to die on that hill. Fourth one was terrible.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Thank you? So yeah, I thought. I asked my daughters
because they watch a lot of movies and stuff too,
So yeah, and that's there. So it's Matilda and the Descendants.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
One of the Descendants movies has Brandy in it.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Oh yeah, I've seen that one. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think that's the first one, because I think I've
only seen the first.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
One, so so so yeah. So we're Candy on the
top three favorite school movies of all time. Awesome, So Andy,
what's your number three?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
So I'm gonna start a number three, which I never watched.
And growing up, my buddy Smells. His name's Kelly, but
his mom sold us in the second grade they used
all the kids called him Kell, smelly Kelly, and so
then we we started calling him smelly, and then it
just turned down to smells. So nobody smells. Say this
is a good movie, but I never fucking listened. I
never listened to him. It looked whack. But my family,

(07:08):
what we do is every week, one person gets to
pick a movie and the other people they have to
put their phones away, we have to watch it. So
Burke chose this movie, and I fucking loved High School Musical.
I never thought I would like this movie. It's a
really fun movie. The music is great, and that's probably
why I like it so much. Like I really love

(07:28):
this song.

Speaker 7 (07:31):
It's ought to Believe that I couldn't see you always
beside me, thought I was with no, but you always
ride beside me these feelings.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
I want you to know.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Some one knows.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
The way you do. Have some one that's going for
me as you like it.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
And so that's the faster version with Sharpey, who I
thought killed it in the movie. That's one thing I
like by this movie so much is the casting.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Everybody was really good in this.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Movie, especially for being kids. Like it has a young
zach Efron, but I think it really shows his comedic stylings.
And there's such little subtle moments to where, like I
think if you watch this when it came out, you'd
be like, that kid has something, not just because he
was like super good looking and you know all that stuff,
but like later on when they're trying to fix all

(08:34):
the issues, that one kid that likes baking, he's like,
I just made a souefle a and then he goes,
what's the soue flea? And then the guy tells him.
He goes, oh, that sounds pretty good, you know. But
just a little subtle thing like that. So I love
the casting in this movie. But I also love this
song too. There's another My two favorite songs are these
that one and then this.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
One string tube movie We're breaking.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
There was a study demy Can.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Zac Efron back in the day like he was. I
wasn't a fan of his.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Well, I didn't see him until he was an adult
because I never watched this movie. So if everybody hasn't
seen this movie, it takes place and I feel like
Disney did this a bunch back in the day. There's
a lot of like snow resorts, and if you watch
this movie, there's a ship ton of hats. Almost everybody's
wearing a hat. And then in the opening scene that
the opening segment, it's kind of reminiscent to Greece. So

(09:44):
zach Efron's at this like snow resort and Vanessa Hudgens
is also at the snow resort and it's like New
Year's even. There's like a kid party and there's like
hundreds of kids, So this resort must be fucking massive.
But they have to do karaoke together without meaning to,
and they're both just wonderful singers. But it's fun, it's cute,
kind of has a grease thing. She they don't know

(10:06):
each other. She ends up moving to where zach Efron
goes to school and they meet and then he's like
this big basketball star and he really enjoyed singing with her.
So then he's like, i'll help you audition for the play.
They do couples auditions, which I don't know if that's
a real thing based on our acting. You know, we
didn't do a couple auditions.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
But they just released the playlist or the set wherever
you're talking about the schedule for the plays next year.
So listener, go back to the episode where the audition special,
and you'll hear all about not Jeremy, Andy and I
auditioning for Hairspray and Black Comedy. They just released the
plays for next year or what they're going to be doing.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I'm auditioning for a Christmas play August sixteenth.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh, the one this year, the Jersey one.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
No, it's a no, it's not Jersey, but it's a
different one.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
No, isn't the one that where there they get it
takes place in Yeah, it takes place in Jersey. Yeah,
Jersey accent.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Well only the bad guys have. But I'd be like, Hey,
this fucking guy over here, he fucking has a fucking thing.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I don't know. Crash crash crash over here.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Give me your fucking Santa Claus Suda. All right, Sam fucker,
what were you talking about?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
High School US?

Speaker 1 (11:16):
High School Musical?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Mark? Did you watch High School Musical?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
No, it's a lot of fun. It's exactly what you
think a Disney movie would be like on TV Disney movie.
But there's some cool facts about this movie. So the
reason they made this is because even Stevens had a
musical episode that fucking did great. So they're like, well,
we need to do we need to capitalize on this,
so they did this movie. This movie was a seven

(11:40):
million dollar budget. After everything's been done, it's made over
a billion dollars because they've they have multiple movie sequels,
they have like a TV show. Now there's all the
merchandise and everything.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
High School Musical two and three. All the actors got
paid a million dollars to do that, which is unheart
for Disney. It spawned just a billion dollars off off
of seven million dollars. That's it's probably the most out
of all the movies we pick here, this is probably
the most financially gaining movie out of all seven million. Yes,

(12:17):
High School Musical one made it costs seven million dollars
to make. It spawned over a billion dollars with the
with everything though, with the other movies, with the merchandise,
with the TV shows, with the sales, it was like
the fourth selling most selling CD in like two thousand
and six or something crazy. I mean, they had T shirts,

(12:39):
they had lunchboxes, they had everything.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
I'm against bullying, but if I saw in school a
kid with a high school musical bunch of ball I
would beat the out of them.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
But would you say you'd be the show out before
or after you saw it? Maybe before but after you
saw you just sing those songs. I'm a hypocrict, but
but no, I just wouldn't be like, yeah, are.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
You always together? But that's you all in this together.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I think the songs are great and like a little
bit I talked too Maddy about it is Kenny Ortega
fucking killed it with direction. I think the dancing's overall
pretty fun. The music's fun. It is their first like
dancing movie, so there's a little weird fun you know,
parts that really don't make sense, but that's totally fine.
I mean, I think if you're going to listen and

(13:27):
watch a musical movie, you have to be willing to
like just jump into it.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
You know.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
You can't be like, well, why would they sing here? Well,
it's a fucking music. Well that's why they're gonna sing
he you know what I mean. You have to just
accept it, you know.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
I just think that my my high school experience was
so different than high school musical. I wasn't dancing in
the halls and like doing like jazz hands. I was like, hid,
I was like, was I.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
I was different?

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Idea?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, it just was a different vibe in my in
my day than that.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Well sure, yeah, yeah, but no y I also came out.
It came out two thousand and six, that's when we graduated.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Why why are you watching it?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I just watched it for the first time like two
months ago. Okay, wow, were you not listening? No, it's
a great movie. I love it. I think if you
like just simple, fun movies, it's definitely worth watching. The
cast is wonderful. I think every character does great. There's
not one person movie I think acted bad. I think

(14:22):
I think it's a really fun movie. I think to
watch it.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
They have they cast one fat person and one person
in a wheelchair for that movie. So that's their dei thing.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
So my number three favorite high school like it's just
school movie of all time is a little classic that's
a film adaptation of Stephen King's movie Carrie, but I
love it it. So Carrie takes place like it's going
on like the seventies or whatever, and Mark, have you
seen Carrie?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Okay, Sissy's stay sick and she's iconic, and she's comes
from like a very abusive single mom. How holding her
mom's like a Jesus nut. And the film opens up
with her in the locker room shower after pe class,
taking a shower and she gets her period for the
first time, and she has no idea what it's going
on because her mom never taught her about the periods,

(15:13):
and so everybody, all the bullies in the class to
start throwing pads and tampons at her, like plug it up,
plug it up, like that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
That's just awful.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, And then she does is super bullied, and then
the cool kid invites her to prom and she ends
up winning prom Queen bits.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
Okay, so everything turned out perfect, says all a ruse
to get her to win, and then they apparently off
screen murder pigs and they put pigs blood in a
bucket and they dump her with it and then sidebar
Carrie has telekinesis, so she can move things with her
mind and she just murders everybody.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Did she know she had telecanesis prior to During the movie, she's.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Like discovering that she has it, Like when her mom
finds out that she had her period for the first time.
She starts smacking her with the Bible like Eve was
weak say it, he's whiz week, you know, and just
like locking her in like a there's a really creepy
figure of a Jesus. And then it's just so beautifully done,
beautifully acted the mom and and he's basically who plays Carrie.
They just do an amazing like balls and like performance.

(16:16):
But yeah, it's just like a feel good summertime is
wrapping up schools, starting kind of film to get get
their vibe in.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
So this could have been a sequel to Matilda, sh
it went different for Matila. She didn't get this honey
if she stayed with her family.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Carrie is the ultimate alternate universe this.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, I thought I thought Carrie was the you know,
the hnry the moon is made the cheese or whatever.
That guy John candy O, the guy the radio announced
where he.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Was, like, can he chose no?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Uh, casey, case well, Pharaoh played him.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I hate him, Harry. Carry.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
No, it's just such a great thing.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
I know that carry when when of you say carry,
you keep saying Carrie, and I keep thinking of Yeah,
well I think.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
It's so not influential, but yeah, I guess influential, but
it's so in the zeitgeist of that image of all
the blood hitting her, like I've never seen this movie.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah I know that scene.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Yeah, yeah, I know the scene. I knew exactly. I
don't know she killed everybody. Oh, I'd assume she killed
everybody after that. And it was a horror movie. There's
not too many like round coms or comedies where like
people get pigs blood thrown on them.

Speaker 7 (17:27):
You know.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Somebody who has a small role in that movie is
my favorite actress of all time, John Travolta. He plays
one of the bullies. Really yeah, fabulous or she sorry,
she does a great job in that because she's a faggot.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Oh, John, I was gonna say, like, you realize just
an actress, and then followed up with John Travolta.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Okay, you know what I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
No, the plane has landed, and I know that I
know the word just sparking, right, plane?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Mark? What's your third favorite school movie?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
So it's kind of a stretch, but when I think
of school movies, one of the three he comes to
mind as a renaissance man. Have you seen it, Jeff,
That one with Dresic Gordon? Love it? No, it's with
Danny DeVito. So Danny DeVito.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
In this.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
In the movie, Danny Vito is he's like a he's
an advertised executive. He's like divorce advertising. He gets fired
and so he goes to like an unemployment line or
some shit like that, and they're trying to find a job,
and he's like, well, you have a master's so you
can teach and stuff. And he's like, I don't want
to teach. Kids carry guns of schools. And they're like, well,
where you're going all the kids have guns of schools.

(18:40):
And then it turns out that it's at a he's
like at at a boot camp or boot camp or whatever.
And then so he's trying to figure out like what
to do with these students or whatever else, and then
he just starts teaching them Hamlet Renaissance man. So he's, yeah,
he's like struggling and connect with them and all this
and that, and so he finally starts teaching them Hamlet,
and then like the sergeant doesn't like what he's doing

(19:03):
or this and that the other, and like there's a
scene where he loads up. Like the thing that stuck
with me the most, there's well, it's one of the
scenes is him trying to repel down a wall, Danny
DeVito trying to repel down a wall like from a
rope and then getting caught and like his legs like
doing all these weird things and stuff. But then like
he loads all these people into like a van and
takes them to see a live play of like I

(19:26):
think it's of Hamlet, still sure. And then later on
they're like all these guys are doing an exercise and
it's like at night time and it's raining and they're
doing like a military exercise. And when the guy starts
like reciting, like I believe it's Hamlet again. I don't
seen it for a lot of long, but I remember
that scene where he's like reciting to the sergeant. The
scene are these like this part and it like even

(19:48):
as a kid, it hit me like I could feel
the weight of it, but I didn't have a full
comprehended what was going on because it was just another
thing I popped in the VHS player, you know.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
I feel like that's one of the movie that a
lot of people had on VHS. For sure, for sure, sure,
I remember seeing the cover of that on VHS.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, he has Stacy Dash from Clueless, Mark Wahlberg with
the Three Nipples, Gregory Hines.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Has Richard T. Jones, Jeremy Rimmer, James Remmer. I'm sorry,
that's dope.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
I can't remember the movie. I remember seeing it. But
I'm also maybe thinking of Sergeant Bilco now with barn.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Little person.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
I think he's technical person. I don't. I mean, I mean,
without looking it up, I think he's there's I think
the cutoff is like four elevens, and I think he's
something like that.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
He might be like wide, so he looks shorter. He's
in that movie Twins with Ye.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
And it's they're roughly around I think they're roughly around
the same general time.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
So I'm pretty sure there is going to be a
Hans and Franz SNL movie with Arnold Schertzenegger. But Twins
do as good as it supposed to, so they canceled
the movie.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
So Arnold Singer was the twin that got like all
of the nutrients from the placenta.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah, and then and then they had like some extra
stuff grew and that was Dan de Vito. So Twins
was Twins was eighty eight and Renaissance was ninety four.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Could you imagine like the casting call for Twins, like, hey,
we need someone really strong and buff, and then we
need like a little piece of ship. Was like, oh,
I think I can do it. I love that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
I think the casting call was like, we need someone
who's absolutely amazing, and then we need a buff retard.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
IM sorry about the.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Artwork, but I would rather bang Ria Pearlman than Maria
Shriver or a housekeeper.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
He binged a housekeeper.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
He paying the chamber chambermaid who was Arnest his chambermaid,
and then it got her pregnant.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
I just like that scene when he said who you'd bang?
Like there's a scene from Family Guy where Dan Vio
is like proposing. It's like it's me or nobody.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
After I wish now after you said that movie, I
should have put major.

Speaker 6 (22:07):
Pain in this?

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Is that a school Well? Yes, I mean if I'm
loosely saying my argument is like Renaissance Man's a school film,
then major pain.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Could I love Major pain facts for the other two movies.
But listener, just know I probably would have taken this movie.
I don't put major pain in my I.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Should have put on We need to talk about Kevin.
It's about till this weight Sweeten or whatever name is.
And then her son is like she's noticing like troubling behavior,
and then it ends with him being a school shooter. WHOA,
I haven't seen that comedy. No, I don't watch it.
I don't watch sad movies.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Oh really.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah. When I'm watching a movie and I feel like
it's gonna get sad, I wikipedia the plot. Oh so
I can, so I can figure out. I need to
turn it off because I can't deal with like animals
dying or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
The whole reason I stopped taking my anxiety depression medicine
is because I wasn't getting as sad as I should be.
Sad movies because I love crying at movies. I fucking
love crying at movies.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
You do you think that maybe like you were getting
too sad all the time, that's actually leveling you out.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Like that's the thing that I was two leveled, Like
I didn't have any highs and have any lows as
well right in the middle.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
You didn't have any highs or anything too. That makes
more sense, Like I'm not crying enough. It's like you sure,
You're just not You're now crying at the Nolan, I
was like.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Well, I'm not laughing about I was like, well, maybe
I'm just not watching as funny as movies I normally do.
But then I watched this movie prior to starting the
Medication and then after the Medication and I didn't even
feel even a slight. I was like, oh, no, I
knows something.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
I questioned that with me too, because it's like I
want to I I cry too much some ship because
like I was just watching a dope documentary facing Nolan.
It's all about Nolan Ryan. He's a picture. Yeah, He's
like yeah, but I think at the end it's like
this is for Dad or something like that. And I
was immediate just like fuck, I start off anything that
mentions like Dad or anything like, like I saw feel

(24:00):
the Dreams is on Netflix, and I'm like, that's such
good film, and then I like I clicked on it
and it gives you like a little preview, and I
was like, Nope, backing out, back, out back out. I
can't do it.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
I deal with more anxiety than depression when I watch movies,
Like I was watching a movie with like a pilot,
and I'm like, could I be a pilot? And then
I started to like stress myself out about how like
stressful that job would be, and I'm like, physically my
heart's raised, and I'm like, I don't have to become
a pilot.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
You should watch an It's so fucking good.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Once. Oh I like that guy. Yeah, once you figure
out general flying, I know that's like once you figure
out GENERI flying, But once you figure out like literally
like it sounds like one of the most boring jobs
in because it's literally like all right, I'm on this
flight path, UFO, go that way.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
UFO.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Okay, we land great, now go that direction.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Or the pilot that was on the hot mic or whatever,
and he was talking about how there's always like fags
that are stewardess now instead of like hot blondes and
big kids, and I'm like real man, real, but.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Right, I mean when you're when you're thirty thousand feet
up and you just need to get relieved, like you know.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Your flight is gonna to be so smooth if you
have a couple of gay stewardesses because they're not gonna
put any ship.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yeah, so okay, because.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
There's a they're having to put in a secondary door
now or secondary like thing from people, so you can't
get into the cockpit, like the cockpit's locked, right, but
say if it's opened, the pilot has to use the bathroom.
There's now a second door, so it's like a sally port. Right.
If they made it a solid door so you can't
see the second door, and they put a glory hole
in the first one there, the pilots won't know who's

(25:32):
on the other side of that glory hole for them, right,
stewardess could be a Stuart man. I'm proposing that FAA
allowed glory holes so the pilots don't have to realize
who's on the other side.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
If that pilot doesn't want to work with gaze and
why work in a place called cockpit?

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Right exactly is the pilot put in his dick in
the hole it's just whatever, sucking a dick and being like,
I hope this is a check, Like.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Their a female a penis. I mean, I mean it's
hard to tell what a female penis and a male
penis is when it's when it's in a glory hole,
like you just hope for the best, right and largely
and honestly, you don't really find out until the end,
Like yeah, that's when I'm like, oh, fuck, that was
a dude's penis again, Like that's my problem. I was
watching Deliver.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
We're about to get real almost, we're teetering on. So
I'm gonna go to my second movie.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
So you're not concerned at all about teetering on copyright
infringement playing Green Day, but you are concerned about a
hole in a door.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah, he works. So my second favorite movie or favorite.
If it wasn't, I would have put mad holes. I'm
sorry the Greenies. So this movie, I think when I
say that, when I read the synopsis, everybody will know
what it is. So in nineteen seventy one, Virginia High

(26:52):
school football was everything to the people of Alexandria. But
when the school board was forced to integrate in all
black school with an all white one. The found football
tradition was test.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
And here's the trailer, Denzel as Peak.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
So it was directed by bose Yakin writer Gregory Allen Howard,
stars Denzel Washington, Will Patt and Wood Harris and a
bunch of other people. But IMDb was a seven point
out of ten. It was a thirty million dollar budget
and it grows to one hundred and thirty seven million dollars.
Ryan Hurst played Gary Burtier, Donald Faison played p D.

(27:33):
Jones Ethan super Lee Pey played Louis Lastic, Kip Pardue
played Sunshine, and Kate barrs Bosworth played Emmy hoyt Oh.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I think Jibber Dropper played.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
So.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
The crazy thing about this movie, though, is I do
love the movie, and I understand why they made the movie.
But there's a lot of an accuracies in this Yes,
so I wrote down a few.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
So T. C.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Williams was already a segregated school in nineteen seventy one.
You said it, like, like, like what, I don't know
if that's true. It was they were already segregated.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Okay, you no, Like, well, when did they get segregated?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
So my thing is like, all right, So my thing
was not like it you're right or wrong, but the
level of inaccuracy because you have to cram a bunch
of shit into an hour and a half movie.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Yeah, so well that's so I'm gonna okay.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
So I'm gonna toast real quick, glorioles. Do you cut
that I've seen.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Was bigger than my dick?

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Sorry, man, it's good. That's totally fine.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
So every school they played that year was also an
already integrated school, and so in real life, so most
teams were mainly white, but they still had people of
color on the team. Right, Some schools are actually segregated
in that area prior to this. But the big thing
about this movie or about real life, is they segregated

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two schools into TC Williams in nineteen seventy one. Both
those other schools were already great football teams, so they
got three of the best football teams in that area
to be on one fucking team. So the whole thing
about the movie about like, oh, hopefully we can win.
Even the players are like, if we had no coaches,

(29:22):
we would have won. We would have fucking smashed. So
here's a few stats about this which is insane. Uh,
there's one of the things that's inaccurate that makes me
so upset because it's like one of the most fun
parts and one of the most part like movie that
everybody remembers when they were dancing on the field. That
never happened. That never fucking happened. But during the whole season,

(29:44):
they for all the opponents they played, every single game,
they outscored every other team. If you combine all the
points three hundred and sixty four points tc. Williams forty
five points every team they played forty five points. That's
fucking nuts. That's huge. There. They only had one close game,

(30:04):
it was sixteen to twenty one, and it was middle
of the season. When they actually played for the championship,
they beat him like twenty seven to zip. I mean,
it wasn't even who's right. But with all that, I
think it's totally fine, because the point of the movie
and the whole era is what kind of makes the
movie important and I and you know, that's why I

(30:26):
think the movie is so important.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
So I was kind of thinking, like a ha, half
funny thing as like maybe why the timeline is off,
But after looking it up, I feel like there might
be a legit conspiracy theory going on here. What if
it was set in seventy one because they really wanted
it to coincide with James Taylor's releasing of the single
Fire and Rain, which came out in nineteen seventy. It's

(30:48):
in that. I believe it's in that movie. Is they
couldn't put it in that movie if it took place
in sixty whatever.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Well, no, in seventy one, it did take place, but
they were already segregated. So this movie took place in
seventy one when I actually actually.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
They became sigurated, segregate or desegregated before seventy one. Correct, Yes,
So that's what I'm saying, Like, what if they moved
the timeline up because they wanted this song right.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
History?

Speaker 3 (31:12):
When I'm thinking of this movie that we're gonna make,
I really wanted to work with this James Taylor song.
I don't give a fuck what the rest of the
movie is about or when it takes place. Make it work.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
So Bertier and Campbell were weren't actually the best of
friends when they left training camp. What made them really
good friends? When they went back to school? Campbell got
jumped by a bunch of white dudes, and Bertier had
his back and actually beat up three white dudes and
Campbell was like, hey, I appreciate that man. And that's
what actually made them really good friends.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Wait, in the movie the actors or the real stuff,
real people, So this is based on real events.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Remember loosely based off again, James Taylor wasn't out when
they were segregated. That song wasn't out when they were.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Segregated, right, Hayden Panitiera was in it. Oh there we go,
Like she got like a little person that grew slightly.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Bertier was great because like after he so and you
know Bertier got injured in the movie before the championship game.
It's actually happened after the championship game. He the coach
was like, hey, good job. He's like thanks, and he
got injured that night. But he did a lot of good.
He helped out people with disabilities until he died in
twenty nine from a drunk car driver. So he should

(32:24):
not be around cars.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
He was he's not going to be around cars anymore.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Somebody, a drunk driver hit him and when he just
came to finish.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Off, that's so young.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, and then coach when got fired in nineteen seventy
nine for oral and physical abuse, and all the players
and everybody said that he was a fucking asshole.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
What kind of abuse do you think? Yeah, she used
her He was like, I'm going.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
To orally abuse you.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
She used her teeth too much, he used. Oh.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
I think it's a good movie. I think everybody should
watch it. It's a feel good movie. The one thing
I like about this movie, which I it could be
annoying on some places where they keep there's too many
things they have to overcome, but I think that kind
of makes the final you know, when they actually win
the championship, you're like, yeah, you know so so no mine. Okay.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
I don't know if this is related to Remember the Titans,
but men give better blowjobs than women do because men
have penises and they get blow jobs.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
They know what to do.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
So just saying like, if you guys go to position.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Sure, like I've heard of plenty of women be like,
oh they women need up. Women better than men. It's
like I always feel like to be like, but I'm
assuming they're gonna because yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
There was like a shrine no shrine an era of
football movies around this time, like there was Varsity Blues
came out with James Vanderby, and then Friday Night Lights.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
I saw a bit of that.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Yeah, has Tim Graw in it?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Do you like football? No?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Is Tim and grow in that because he's also in
the blind Side, isn't he?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
I think you're thinking of Billy about Thorn maybe the
blind Side, which your second favorite movie?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
My second favorite movie of all time is a little
movie called Grease.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Oh, great movie.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I never saw the parallels between high school musical in
Greece because I never really thought about had that like thought,
like I don't know when I would have had that
thought like that at work or getting ready for work
or like at home. But but Grease takes place in
the fifties but came out in the seventies, and it's
like summer love between Danny and Sandy and then they

(34:25):
go back to the school. It's like, oh, Sandy goes
here too now, but they like can't be together anymore
because like of social politics in the high school. But
also she's cool because she's like friends with friend. She
and that Brescia Brescia girl and then Rizzo.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
So fucking dirty on the opening scene of that movie.
That cartoon looks like shit, and she's really pretty.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
So why listener go look it up? The grease as
Frankie Valley singing as like Greece is the worst it
might be. He looks dead, he looks like a hammered dog.
Shit anyway, So Greece, fabulous movie. My always went towards French. Uh,
French sheet, like the beauty school drap, like French. I

(35:08):
love her and then just like all these people looking
like they're adults in high school, and then I love
cha cha like the villain's girlfriend at the at the
prom or whatever the dance. It's so good. And again
another mention of my favorite actress of all time, John Chivolta.
I just think she's so great and ri ip Kelly Preston.

(35:29):
But but no, I'm really into scientology, like I've been
wanting to join for a while.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I think Sonny was like thirty two when they filmed
that movie, like he was old as shit.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Sonny.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
It's one of t one of the tea Yeah, yeah,
now that movie is so good.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I love There are worst things that I could do
is one of my favorite songs.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
One of my very first memories of life is my
mama had these like black kind of like boot things
and I used to wear them, and I used to
roll my jeans up because I thought I maybe he
looked like in my head someone in Greece. I fuck
my whole life.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
I love Grease and even when I go to the gym,
because you know how, I went through this phase where
I only listened to singers who lost weave, Like I
listened to Lizzo, I listened to Blues Traveler. I only
listened to artists that have lost weave. So another artist,
she hasn't lost weight because she was super skinny to
begin with. But I love listening to Olivia and John's
physical physic. So the director, did he lose a substantial

(36:26):
amount of weight?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Well, he's dead, so all his weight is gone. Shit,
that's all I got.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
But no, so you went into where oh I was
gonna say, the director of high school musical directed that
music or did the choreography for that music video for Grease,
for uh, Let's get physical?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
No, for high school musical? Did how old is he?

Speaker 1 (36:48):
He's probably like sixty five seven, Know he's up.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
There, so he's like hanging around with the kids.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
I mean he was a director. Yeah, but he did
the choreography for that music, a lot of Michael Jackson stuff.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Oh it's connecting now. So I'm not saying that it
was the name Orville, like I'm not saying he's you
know whatever. But no, Grease is just I think one
of the one of my favorite, not one of my
favorite musicals, because one of my favorite musicals. And I'm
sorry for musical junkies. I love Phantom of the Opera
like I love and I got introduced to Phantom by Wishbone,
and I think a lot of us got really well

(37:20):
educated in like literature and theater by Wishbone. But yeah,
I know you like Grease.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I think it's great. I watched it recently and it's
very sexual. Though I watched a little kid. I didn't
realize that sexual. That sounds an adult. I was like,
every fucking song is about fucking. I'm like, God, damn,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Think that that Sandy should have changed her identity to Danny,
But damn it. She looked good in Spandex, Yes she did,
but I prefer the way she looked before she changed.
Oh yeah, you're in it, Kendrick.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
I So, Mark, what's your second favorite? What's yours? Mark, So,
what's your second favorite school based movie?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Oh? It's uh, it's one of the great Joseph Gordon
Joseph Gordon Lovitt films, Brick And you've seen it, right, Jeff, No.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
I'm not seen that.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Is that the one with Joseph go love it?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
No, he was in it.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
It's called Brick.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Okay, Cool, what's it about.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
It's like a it's a really cool like neo noir
type film. It's about a student, Jeff Gordon Leveth and
he finds out this girl he's into has died, and
so now he spends like the entire film like kind
of tracking down what her final moments were and who
did what to her? And he uncovers this like, uh,
this sort of like drug underworld kind of thing within

(38:33):
the school, and I think he's already aware of it,
but he just like starts tracking down all the big people,
the big movers, and just to get to the bottom
of the mystery. And I just always thought it was
a good film. Yeah, it kind of has like an
l a noir type film, right, Yeah, And like I think,
I mean that's roughly by the time I saw it,
I was playing games like Elle Noir two, so like
that general like neo noir vibe.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Had a very penan noir vibe. Yeah that was that
was good for the wine listeners.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yeah nice? Oh nice? I didn't get that.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Fuck.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah, we have like sixty bottles of wine. If a
crack that shit up.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah drunk.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
But no, I just did the movie once and I
wasn't a big fan, and no reason why. I feel
like if they would.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Have not Every movie is made for every person, sure, but.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
I feel like if they would have aged up the
movie a little bit, it would have been better. I
just felt like having it taking place in high school
was because they made high school seem way too insane
than it really is. So I feel like they could
have eaten because he was like nineteen or twenty at
the time roughly, so they could have easily done like
a college movie or maybe even right out of college.

(39:38):
He would have played it fine.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Well yeah, I mean that's not just thinking about that,
but I think the concept of like what this movie
was supposed to be and how it was written and
then putting that into the.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Uh yeah, no, I mean it was It's a fine movie.
Acting was great. I just the only thing I have
to say about that, I wish they would have aged
the movie up. I don't feel like it had to
take place in high school. Yeah, I think if they
it took place in college or maybe right after college,
it would have been a little bit better. But overall,
Joseph Worreon Levitt does pretty good job in like every
movie he does, so he's it's gonna be a good movie.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Was this a financial success?

Speaker 3 (40:11):
This movie? I mean I didn't go through the ratings
or how it did and because but I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
I watched it and I liked it because I'm like,
I don't think that it was like I've never heard
of it.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
It was an indie movie.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Indie movie, yeah, like like it was like I.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Mean as far as like it wasn't it's like to
use video game talk. It wasn't a triple A game
like movie.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
It was.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
It was an indie No, it looks sad.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
It looks like they made the movie on four and
to fifty thousand dollars. That's really fucking cheap, especially for
like the early two thousands.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Oh shit, I've been blocked by for editing Wikipedia.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
It's like as a chief chicchen.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Oh yeah, I like to listen. I like to go
on to Wikipedia and change things like I went through
this phase back when Adell was like more hefty, and
I would say that she ates babies, eat babies because
like Adele used to be quite larger for a lady,
and she looked like she might have eaten babies. So Mark,
what do you have to say about that? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
I mean she looked fine.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Because they the original, like the originally the original Rolling
in the Deep, they had me.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
I think anyone can look like they eat baby, Adele do,
but like Jeffrey Dahmer looked like he ate baby.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
The original Rolling in the Deep was they had to
edit out like chicken Rolling in the Deep fried Chicken.
Oh sidebar. I might get KFC after this. Okay, okay,
So what was your favorite movie? Andy?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
You're number one, So my number one favorite movie that
is a school based movie is going to have to
be came out a long time ago, almost seventy years ago.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Shit was like yeah eighty Wait wait it's twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
So I guess actually came out seventy years ago.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
This year.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
It's a rebel without a cause.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
So the cool thing about this movie is it has
a Rotten Tomato score of ninety three IMDb of a
six point seven. And this is synopsis. A rebellious young
man with a troubled pass comes to a new town,
finding friends and enemies. It was directed by Nicholas Ray,
who was a fucking piece of shit. Was written by
Stuart Stern, Irving Schulman, and Nicholas Ray. It stars James

(42:27):
Dean in his last role, Natalie Wood and sal Mineo,
and a lot of people when they think of this movie,
they probably think of the curse because James Dean died
right before this movie came out in a car accident.
Natalie Wood either got murdered or died, and sal Mineo
got stabbed to death in an alley. So all the

(42:48):
three main characters died in a horrible fucking way, which
is crazy. But I do feel like James Dean is
so fucking cool in this movie. It makes on why
he's still Like if you go to Hollywood, you'll see
his picture everywhere, and it makes total sense. He he
kind of changed the way acting cool question mark right,

(43:10):
he kind of changed the way like acting took place
and he was talking to so Mino asked him about like,
you know, acting and stuff. He goes, hey, man, maybe
it was Dennis Hopper. I think it was Dennis Hopper
asked him, and Dennis Hopper goes, how are you doing this?
He goes, don't act? Do and he goes, okay, what
do you mean? He goes, he goes, don't act like

(43:31):
you're drinking a cup of coffee. Drink a cup of coffee.
And I think at that time acting because it's not
too far from like Vaudeville and everything like that, where
acting and everything was so overboard because you had to,
you know, with silent films on stage, you had to
be overboard to where I think Marlon Brando and James
Dean really kind of set the president's precedence of how

(43:53):
to act. And Marlon Brando actually has screen tests for
this movie in like nineteen forty nine because they were
gonna They started trying to make this movie in nineteen
forty seven, came out in fifty five. James Dean got
it and James Dan's super fucking cool in this movie.
He's gorgeous. So I went to a see in theaters
recently because of the seventieth anniversary, and I forgot Plato.

(44:15):
At the very beginning. He's in the jail because he
shot puppies. Not just one, but he shot a fucking
thing of puppies, and they let him go that night.
But if you think about this, this is nineteen fifty five,
This is before people really started focusing on like serial
killer shit. So now we're like, oh, that kid would

(44:36):
have been a fucking serial killer. But at the time
they're like, hey, young man, why did you shoot all
those puppies? And then uh, the lady who takes care
of him because his dad left and his mom's gone,
she's like, he just has nobody. He's alone all the time,
and he's a good boy.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
You know.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
But that's not the case. He's a fucking psychle, you know.
But I think it does a good job of all
three main characters, like Natalie Wood. Her character is so
starved for male attention that I think it's something new
in the fifties that were showing like women have places too,

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But it was getting to the point to where this
is like the one of the very first like teenage movies.
That's why it's on my top movies, because before this,
it might have been one, maybe two other teen movies,
but they really weren't teenagers until like the teenagers we
think of now, probably until like the forties or fifties.
Yes there were teenagers of course prior, but they had
to like work the farms, they had to like workplaces.

(45:32):
This is the very first time where teenagers actually had
free time, and that's why I think this movie's about,
and it scared the shit out of the general public.
I think Plato's character, I think he was gay, but
in nineteen fifty five they couldn't say he was gay,
so he had those internal issues. And then I think
with James Dean, his thing was he had he didn't

(45:55):
know how to act what was quote unquote masculine because
his dad was kind of more feminine, his mom was
more of the masculine one, so he didn't know how
he was supposed to act like a man. I think
that's the whole point in this movie is everybody doesn't
know how they're supposed to be growing up, and that's
the first time where I think teenagers really had to
focus on that. Because part of that it was like, hey,

(46:18):
you're gonna work the fucking fields from morning tonight and
then go to bed. And then when you become adult,
I have kids now they have free time and shit.
And there's even a really good quote in this movie.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
To where.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
They're about to do the chicky race whatever it's called,
and they go, why are we doing this? And one
of the kids goes, well, got to do something, and
that's fucking heavy because they had nothing else to do.
During the nineteen fifties, juvenile crime went up forty percent.
So this movie scared the shit out of people because
not only was they had about it was about teenagers
doing bad shit like knife fights and cars and you know,

(46:51):
hooking up with people and shit. But it wasn't about
like poor people or colored people doing this. It was
about just normal kids and like suburban areas doing this
type of shit. So it freaked the fuck everybody out.
The movie was actually banned in New Zealand and in
the UK. So I think it's a great movie. I
think once you watch this movie, if nobody's ever seen

(47:14):
James Dean and if you ever see like, why is
he so important? I think you can see during this
movie his acting and just in the importance of this
movie and you can see how fucking cool James Dan is.
Like he's a great actor, he's super cool in this movie.
He looks awesome. I mean, yeah, it's a move from
nineteen fifty five, so you know, it's kind of silly
on some parts, but they did this thing to where

(47:37):
it's like during the knife fight, all the people around
the knife fight, they all have like smiles on their face.
They're like, yeah, they're really into it. And I think
that's one of the things that scared people is because
I don't know, I've never really been around like a
knife fight. I've seen people get sabbed before. We just
had a party quickly, never like two people going like
we're gonna fucking knife fight, And yeah, I would be
fucking frightened. But these kids are all like yeah, they

(47:58):
were like we got it.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
We're bored.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
This fuck can do this, you know.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
So and the whole room was made in La, so
you see all these old school LA landmarks, and it's
just I think it's a really important and good movie,
especially probably being from the first one that like really
is a teenage movie.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
So I have a couple of notes that I wrote down,
but I'm not gonna sure if I remember all of
what I was going to talk about, So worms, I
don't know, and then gay. So there's speculation that Marlon
Brando was a like a fruity, like a flower arranger,
if you know what I mean. So maybe he penetrated

(48:35):
with James James Dean.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Well, there's a quote of James Dan. Somebody asked him
if he was by and he goes, why, I think
it'd be hard to live life with both my hands
tied behind my back, damn, which means like you liked
them both.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Alec Guinness, who played Obi Wan Kenobi in the original
Star Wars trilogy, warned James, Yes, yeah, I can't.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Believe you knew this. That's so when you said that, goosebumps. Yeah,
do you know the whole quote?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Not to say it?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
So okay. So James Dean died on a Thursday. The
one week prior to James Dean dying, Alex Guinness meets
James Dean and James like, hey, do you want to
go for lunch or for dinner? And he's like, yeah,
I'll go to dinner with you, And then before they
get to dinner, James Dean goes, this is a new
car just spot. And I don't know if it's true,
because you know, we don't know. But Alex Guinnis says,

(49:22):
the thursday they went to dinner, he goes, I have
a really bad feeling about this. If you, he goes,
used to sell this car. If you drive this car,
you're gonna be dead by next Thursday. And the following
thursday he died. I don't know if it's really true
or not. But why would somebody say that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Exactly so, yeah, civil War, So people that were seventy
at this time grew like we're born. When Abraham Lincoln
was still alive, maybe.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
H'd be fifty, so fifty five.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
So he croaked in like the eighties of the eighteen eighties,
eighteen sixty five, eighteen sixty he died in eighteen sixty five.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Ye, when was the Civil War?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Eighteen sixty one to eighteen Oh okay, So it.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Was just like, I just don't feel like time has
been exactly far. Yeah, sure, yeah, hair, I don't know
what I was gonna talk about with that. Oh, knife fights.
Knife fights are crazy. So my sister has a very
popular take on this because when there's mass stabbings, she's
like she feels bad for like people that are like
one through five that get stabbed, yeh. But she had
a hard time like feeling bad for people that were

(50:26):
like the twenty fifth person that got stabbed, because you
should have just moved on.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
But to be honest, I don't know if there's ever
been a mass stapping of twenty people. Well that's the thing.
People are like, you know, you talk about gun you know, control,
they go, well, people can just stab people with knives. Yeah,
maybe like one to like seven people, but like you're
not gonna kill fucking forty people with knives.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
I'm so curious what I was going to talk about
with worms, But I do have to say that worms
do do a lot of like stuff that fertilizer would do,
and like they irrigate the the soil in your yard.
And so if you see a worm like dying on
your sidewalk or pathway, then like move them over to
your soil because they're here to help.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
There.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
You go so real quick, you're talking about like people
seeing this, and they were like seventy and they were
live for the Civil War.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Maybe.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
So in nineteen fifty six, a guy named Samuel Seymour
was on a TV show called Have I Got a Secret?
He was ninety He was ninety six when he died,
and I think he was on the show about ninety
ish days before he passed. And he was the latter
He was a witness to Lincoln's assassination at Ford's Theater.
So anyone who was alive at the time of this

(51:35):
movie would have been in their nineties if I'm you
know whatever, it's kind of close. But a little fact
as well.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
So anybody alive during when this movie was made could
have been alive during Lincoln's asassines.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Well, not anybody anybody that were like ninety ninety.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Yeah, you'd have to be like at ninety six years
old to be to be a witness of both.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
You know, it's really crazy. In nineteen twenty ish, they
had like this meeting of like the Norse within Southern soldiers,
like in Washington, and all the Southern soldiers did their
scream kay ye ye, there's Southern yell, and there's a
recording of it, and but I mean, they're all old
a shit doing it. But it's so kind of crazy.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Do you remember that mini series y'all? Remember that mini
series North and South that came out in the nineties
and had Patrick Swayzee and then the lead the lead
actress get this was none other than scientologist Kirsty Ally
So Christy Alley.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Patrick Swayzey did a whole thing about Civil Wars. Yes, oh,
I bet that's fun.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
So we need to we need to analyze that. We
need to analyze the Gary Coleman where he's like an
arsonist thing. And then my favorite movie that's like school related,
and we have touched on this. We did a interview
with the writer director of this film is none other
than a Jawbreaker came out latelate nineteen nineties. Amazing film.

(52:56):
I think it took a lot from Heathers and then
passed on to me and girls like that iconic stroll
down the hallway with the music that's from Jawbreaker. Darren
Stein who's a friend of mine on Facebook Nobody Deal
and also a friend of the Pod. Friend of the Pod,
but like that movie. Have you ever seen Jawbreaker?

Speaker 5 (53:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (53:16):
So, it has Rose mcgawan, Rebecca Yeheart, Julie Bins, and
Judy Greer and then it has Foxy Brown in it
and it's about four bitchy girlfriends who like rat like
prank each other on each other's birthday. So they kidnap
one of their friends, put a jawbreaker in their mouth
and she chokes and she dies, and they tried to
cover it up. And it is so fucking amazing. And

(53:41):
I just introduced somebody. Jane was up, Jane to Jawbreaker,
and it's so fucking good. It's so camp. Marilyn Manson's
in it. It has so Julie Binns was the girlfriend
on Dexter, and I met her at Comic Con and
the picture of me and her in it has me
and I peede myself like peede on myself like I

(54:01):
was pean and then like my shirt went in front
of my penis and the urinal and I peed. So
the picture of me with Julie bins has me with
urine all over my shirt.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
So you also introduced that movie to me, and it
was a way I thought it was going to be.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Did he introduce it to you with urine on his shirt?

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yes? I always my shirt.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
I edited or on my shirt at that concert last
weekend because I was in the bathroom and I was
on my phone and then my shirt fell down in
front of my penis and I peed on myself, so
I had to wash it and the sink with soap
and whatever. Yeah, it was disgusting, But and my pea's
been selling really rank lately because I eat a lot
of asparagus.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
But it isn't crazy. I've done a test to see
how fast it changes your pee. It's within like an hour.
It's like if you eat it an hour.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
And then apparently when you if you eat a lot
of pineapple, your cum taste.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
That's what I've heard.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Yeah, have you tested that? Okay, So, Jawbreaker is an
amazing film and like not to be like while sentimental,
but growing up in like the nineties and being homosexual
having to move. Even though it wasn't like a blockbuster
or anything like that, it was an iconic film, like
a camp film, like cult film, having it being written
and directed by a gay man in the nineties, like

(55:10):
he I looked up to him so much, and the
fact that like listener, go back, listen to the episode
when we get to interview Darren Stein, it's fabulous.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Well, that's one thing I wanted to bring up is like,
after interviewing him, I think it's really important that he said, well,
I never saw these types of movies when I was
a kid, So I wanted to make a movie that
little gay me would enjoy. And that's why I think
it's so important to have representation within movies and TV
and everything, because like when we had Alisa Reis on

(55:39):
our podcast, Yeah, that was like the first like brown
girl that was like on a TV show that was
taken seriously in a way that like, as a kid,
I was like, holy shit, she's brown. I'm brown. Hey,
I can kind of relate a little bit more, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
And then to take their trailblazing and turn it into
about us. We had both of them on our award
winning podcast and watch all that episodes that are future
Lisa Reyes, uh, listen to her on internet on her
thing knees and they got her Spotify song. Yeah, Mark,

(56:15):
what's your favorite movie that has like stuff in it?

Speaker 1 (56:17):
If you had to pick your favorite movie?

Speaker 3 (56:19):
What about school?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
About school?

Speaker 3 (56:21):
So I was gonna say The Holdovers, which is a
newer film with Paul Giumonni in it.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Hold on you do you know that we're talking about
school movies?

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Yes, it's a school movie. It's amazing. I loved that film,
and honestly, I would recommend you haven't seen it go watch.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
I should love Paul Giamadi. I don't even know about
this movie.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
It's called The Holdover and it's absolutely amazing. But I
feel like a better answer would probably have to be
American Graffiti, which is again another loosely based on school
because they're I think it's like an issue, like they're
transitioning through school whatever.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
So I have this thing where I like tell people
who they look like, what celebrity look like. At the
concert I went to last night, there was this lady
and I was like, you look like somebody like famous
and she was like, ohh And I was like, oh, Kathy,
beats so.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
So real quick, because I'm like, I'm losing, I'm excited,
I'm losing. I'm losing. I'm losing. I'm losing the plot
on this but to get out the things that I've
been burned in my memory. So it was one of
the like the the costs to make the film versus
what it brought in that ratio, I think, at least
at the time, if not overall, is one of the
biggest like gaps nothing compared to what it brought.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Is George Lucas.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
It's George lucasfilm, and uh, there's a bunch of references
to like t h X or whatever, like France for
Coppolas film or George Lucas is one of the other.
Harrison Ford was in it, and the reason why he
wore a cowboy hat through the whole thing is because
he didn't want to cut his hair to meet a
nineteen fifties look. He kept his hair long and in
order to keep that going, they hit it underneath a

(57:53):
cowboy hat. Because he was trying to get more roles.
He was also like a carpenter who was really not
doing much nothing, but George like, please be in this
and he's like, I've kind of given up on acting.
He's like, just just get in this film. He's like, yeah, sure,
that's all right, I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
The guy from Happy Days, isn't it right?

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:10):
I love him.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
What's his name, Ron, Jeremy Ron Howard, Ron Howard.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Yeah, also in it.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
You're right, is seven hundred and seventy seven thousands.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Like one point four billion or some shit or a million.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
No, no, he's one hundred and forty three million.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
I know, one four And then million is in there.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
It's not. It's not Avengers End Game.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
True. True.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Also, it's one of the first films that really had
a soundtrack because when he was writing out the scenes,
from what I can recall, he was writing on the
scenes based on songs because he was trying to recreate
that whole like you know, nighttime cruising then obviously, and
so in the radio was a really big part of that.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Does it take place in the fifties, I believe, I believe.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
So I can't fit again, He's I'm not looking at
any information. I've watched this numerous times when I was
a teenager, and that was like apparently a decade a
couple of decades ago.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
So we should do an episode we talk about this
before where we just get drunk to talk.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Well, if we win, it sounds like every episode, but
if we if we win. By the way, okay, listener, listener,
real quick, I've been on numerous a couple episodes in
the past. Yeah, you've got multiple at least more than
one recorded.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Once before with him, but multiple episodes.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
According to according to Jeff, I've been on past episodes
and none of them are none of them were sober.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Well, you've never been in a future episode.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
Yeah, I'm trying really hard every time I get this present.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Hold on, hold on, hold on. We're recording in the past,
but this is going to come out in the future.
So you are in a future episode with Mark, but.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
By the time it's released, by the time people hear it,
from the time the noise goes from the speaker to
their ear, that will be in the past.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
So we can all say times bullshit.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Wow, okay, so you're speaking of time.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
American Graffiti an amazing time period piece.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
All right, did you tell your number one? Yeah? Andy,
I think so. Okay, So Mark, what were your top
three again?

Speaker 3 (59:57):
So my top three were h Renaissance Man and then
Brick and then it was a close first for the Holdovers,
but first went to American Graffiti?

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Andy, what were your top three again?

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
My third favorite one? I think this will do justice.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
You. It's trying behind me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
With no one else, so fucking good. So it's high
school musical, remember the Titans. If I remember Major Pain,
I would have been Major Paint number two. But so
it is high school musical, Remember the Titans Rebel without
a Cost?

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Awesome? Mine were carry number three, Grease number two and
jaw Breager number one. I had some honorable mentions that
I was thinking, like, Okay, this is good Ferris Bueller's
Day Off, Breakfast Club. Ten things I hate about you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
I thought you, anyone would be like ten things Mark I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
I've told so many people I think that's your favorite
movie because it was.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
A great fucking movie. I'm just saying, honestly and real quick.
I just want to say this to you, andy person.
I didn't know who Cheap Trick was, but I loved
that song at the end, and then you were like, hey,
this is cheap Trick. And then I heard that song
and I was like, I fell in love with cheap
Trick because I heard some some band cover their song.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
I was gonna say, I think growing up, me and
you probably watched that movie together fifteen times, like we
watched it a bunch, so I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
For sure, And it's a Justic Gordon love film. Let's
Go and uh. He kind of plays the loser who
gets the girl at the end. What what break?

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Yeah what?

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
He didn't get the girl because she died. He got
the girl's corpse at the end.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Like a bumper sticker that says like I'd rather be
watching a Joe slip Gordon love it may also.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Real quick fun fact. I just went he's a really
good He's a pretty good rummer. Like I wish I
could jam with him. He didn't. He doesn't on my life,
but for sure he can play with feet a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
And he did.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
I think I know what you're talking about. When he
was on the late night thing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
I don't know about that, but I saw him play
like when he was in the subway or.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
So such a third Arch from the Sun with him
as when he was a wee one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Who was watching Third Rocks from the Sun. Loth you
didn't watch it with that, he was watching it and
looking at Justin Gordon. No, no, but like he were
you watching the show?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
The show as I know the guy it is French
something and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
French Stewart's okay. So the other honorable mentions were Heathers
mean girls, bring it on, and then this one shout
out to my sister. Jesse was up ugly Zoey di
Chanell save by the Bell the Vegas movie where they
go to Vegas. So that shout out to my uglies.
And my sister is beautiful, but she looks like an
ugly Zoey de Chanel, who looks like an ugly Katy Perry.

(01:02:35):
Who there's that conspiracy theory that Katy Perry is Joan
Benny Ramsey as a grown up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
That Parrys were hanging out with Justin Trudeau recently, oh ship.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
And then also Katy Perry is with or was with
Orlando Bloom who is uncircumcised. Okay, so all right, guys,
so I have too Oh yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
So like I had like easy a great with that
the Redhead bitch, and then like the Dead Poets Society,
that's great, and that was not saving Private Ryan, because
you know they're all in high school in the war, right,
they were all like got out of it and they
all died, and.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
I got okay, I want to play a quick game
of smasher past. I wrote this when I was intoxicated,
so we'll see how it goes. And I'm in currently intoxicated. Okay,
you guys are gonna smash your pass things from high
school so number one or high school pop culture. Freddy
Prince Junior, Ryan Philippi, Freddy Prince Jr.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
I'm smashing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
I'm sorry because I can't think who Ryan Philip is
in my head, he was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
In cruel intentions. I know what you did last summer
he was married to Okay, Jennifer Love, Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Geller,
Who would you who would you want to like exactly into?
It's just sexual No really yeah, just penetration.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Yeah, I don't have to go to that too.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Yeah, I'm gonna go smash it from math or science?

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Math? I was Math can lead into science.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
I was horrible at both, So I'm gonna pass on both.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Honestly, if I could go back in time and like
dedicate my life to one thing, it probably mathematics.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Can I pass on both math and science and then
smash so much? Geller and Jennifer Love you can't smash.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
You can pass on both and go to geography.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
You can, or you can watch them smash each other.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Okay, I'm going that round.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Okay, So, flat earther or creationism? Which one would you rather? Creation? Yeah?
Do you believe that God created everything or do you
believe the flat? The Earth is flat?

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
So I feel like I can twist the God created
everything into scientific thing easier than I can make a
bunch of idiots realize that the globe is a circle.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
See, I think at the opposite. So I'm actually thinking
it's gonna be easier to turn a flat earth.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
Because that's kind of how it already worked. There's a
lot of people who are like, oh, it's religion, it's
just and then the other. And then science came around
say well, actually we can explain lightning, we can explain this.
So I feel like I could just do that again,
as opposed to make some fucking well stupid piece of
shit realized that this this round thing we're on is round.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Memory about flat earthers, And at the end of it,
these all all these flat earthers are trying to do
scientific tests to prove it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
And they'll get proved wrong and they do, and so
I feel like it, but they don't change it. They're like,
oh shit, well, I guess it's round, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
How do you watch And I'm not at work, I'm
pooping constantly. Okay, So would you rather bag lunch or
hot lunch, hot lunch?

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
I guess it depends the school.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
At school, right, at.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
School, yeah, hot lunch, hot lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Of freshman year McNary, hot lunch. Every other time, bag lunch.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
So I have one argument for this, like for hot
lunch ranch, pizza ranch or the chickennuggets and ranch whatever, Like, yeah,
I yet to find a ranch in my life that
meets or beats the ranch you would get in school.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
So Ranch is scared of you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Yeah, Like I mean honestly, like I'm serious, Like I
know it's weird to like hinge all this on a condiment,
but I've never found a ranch in my life that
tastes like that. And the fries were fucking dope, pizza
was fucking dope. The chicken nuggets, the hamburgers, the breakfast thing, dude,
find a fucking I cannot. I've tried to make that
at home.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
It's just it's a it's a muffin, like an English muffin,
a ham and melt the cheese and whatever else. But
it's put in a bag and they would steam that
shit and you get that for breakfast. I can't make
that at home. I've tried so many times to recreate
that flavor. It doesn't exist. That's a hot break sandwich
with ranch. I would not do that with Ranch. But

(01:06:26):
what I'm saying is like those two things that breakfast sandwich,
and then the condiment situation that schools, especially the ranch.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Can I ask you a personal question, so if you
like X marks the spot or like, oh, there's a
little mark on my car, do you hear your name
when people say phrases like that? No, x marks?

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
So fun fact like I don't know many mark right,
so I know like a lot of people will. You'll
talk to folks and stuff like that and you're like, oh, hey, Jeff,
how's it going. Hey blah blah. I never hear anyone
say my name, No one lived. No, I'm guaranteed nobody
says my If.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Someone has like a birthmarker on their face, do you
like think about yourself and.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
You're like hey, yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Like that's what I'm thinking. Okay, Okay, next one.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Thank you for bringing that up though. That horrible and
security in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
And it makes you feel horrible.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Do you decorate your locker or is it just a
disgusting ship show decreer? I decorated too, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
I made collages beforehand, Like I knew I was gonna
put up these band posters and these whatever I wanted
that ship kind of done. So every day when I
had to go between classes to get books. That was
my moment to refresh. That was my moment to break
from my last class, all the horseshit that went on there,
and get ready for the next one. I was like, hell, yeah,
that shit's dope, grab my book, let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
I love that. Okay, Home Economics or.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Shop for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
I loved howmet Shop so shot the way you gotta
eat food. I was like, fuck yeah, it just annoyed me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Shop was legit anyway, I said, you gotta do your
food that I should annoy me.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
No, just the whole bro like the the teachers I
had did not make. So Home Economics probably could have
been a lot of fun. The teachers I had ruined it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Yeah, the food that they were teaching us to learn
how to make would have got like a woman in
the fifty slapped.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Okay, So Michelle Trackenberger, Mandy.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Moore, I'm smashing man, Mandy Moore.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Okay, good answer, Okay, Jello or pudding.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Pudding, I'm smashing that. I am smashing that pudding.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
I don't want to be that close to Bill Cosby.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
I love that. I didn't know that pudding came in
like extra large, like like mug sized, so bucket sized,
so you can really do some damage.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Can I tell you a little guilty thing about pudding
with me? Yeah, so you can buy it as a powder,
right and like a little box, and then, like chocolate pudding,
you take it home and then you put it in
a bowl with a bunch of milk, and then you
mix the crap out of that and let it sit
in your fridge for a little bit. Now you have
this massive fucking bowl of pudding. Yeah, that no one's
gonna know you bought because the box was like ninety
eight cents. And then if no one's home, you can

(01:08:59):
eat in the dark before someone comes home. Four It
doesn't really if he used cold milk and then whatever
else is he put in the frigerat ten minutes ten,
I don't know how lours. No, no, no, not not hours,
not hours, two hours, not hours. If we mix it
fast with super cold milk, you can have that stuff
with anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
You're just drinking chocolate milk at that point.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
More or less. But like what I'm saying, I'm not
proud about this, Like it's not something I hang my
hat up on. But I'm saying like I have to
make I have to confess this was this the.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Same episode where the guy came to the door.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Yes, okay, cool, we haven't gone anywhere yet.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
So what did you take away from this episode? Mark Well?

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
I took away the fact that Jeff will outsail a
salesman as far as this podcast goes. He will go
above and beyond to make a guy trying to sell
uh rodent killing equipment listen to a podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Oh fuck yeah, no, I'm always selling this.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
I took away that there's no chips, no chips on
the podcast. So and we can only talk about holes
indoors for promiscuous uses for so long before Andy says no. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Uh, Marc does a drink very often. He said, six, beast.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Like I've had eight.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
So our glorio holes only for men to put penises through?
Or do women put their vaginas against it?

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
So yeah, you could put any You can put a
hole against the hole, you could put a rod through
the hole.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Now it's just it's whatever you want it to be.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
I love that. Listener, if you want to, if you
want to tell us what you put your hole against,
then send us a leave us a five Star Google
Review where read it on the podcast or Apple podcast
Review Spotify. You could just leave the review with no comments.
Follow my Dog Descus on Instagram at Guscus Underscore the
Dog Future. Jeff, don't buy the lottery tickets. You're not
gonna win. And then Andy, So.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
We've been trying to do more on social media, which
I think we've been doing. Uh, it's hard because they
don't know what to do on social media. So just
go on Instagram to Notable Sologia, like it, share it
whatever that means a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
And then I also want to say when this comes out,
just at the beginning the episode, we had a call
for action, just make sure you help us out with
the whole AIDS Walk of you know, the Northwest AIDS Walk.
It's going to help a lot of people out and
I think it's really important. Mark, thank you so much
for joining our podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Yeah, thanks for haming. And you know, don't forget to
gave your gabe.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Always gave your gabe.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Gave your gabe. All right, listener, we will see you
next Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
I'm Jeff, I'm Andy, Gordon Love and Toby. And that's
a wrap for this episode of Notable Nostalgia. We hope
you enjoyed our trip down memory lane just as much
as we did. If you love reminiscing with us, don't
forget to subscribe, rate and leave a review and be
sure to tune in next time for more nostalgic fun.

(01:11:47):
Notable Nostalgia was created by Ali J Ward, produced by
Andrew Lipsy, and edited by Andrew Lipsey. You can find
us at Facebook dot com, slash Notable Nostalgia, Instagram dot com,
slash Notable Nostalgia, and shoot us an email at Notable
Nostalgia ninety at gmail dot com. Catch you on the
flip side, nostalgia nerds.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
So I like this?

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Uh, I guess Sizzle does not like not like cafax.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Capier. All right, until next time. I'm Jeff, I'm Mark,
and we will see you next Tuesday.

Speaker 6 (01:12:26):
That was.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:12:32):
Mhm h.

Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
M hm.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Oh salesman, Oh if you want to uh talking without
your your shorts on?

Speaker 4 (01:12:55):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Jeff is currently talking to a salesman about pest control
at a house in which he does not live. It
says the potential will be the most funny thing that's
ever happened or not. It's fun watching Andy's social anxiety
battle it out with Jeff's immense need to astir the pot.

(01:13:25):
Jeff is currently trying to sell the podcast to the salesman,
so Jeff is out salesmanning the salesman was something that
he wants the salesman to be a part of. Meanwhile,
the salesman is not getting Oh, Jeff's trying to find
out if they kill the animals. They just spray for
ant spiders and wasps and big boxes for the mice. Ooh,

(01:13:50):
and they might dehydrate and kill the mice. That's kind
of whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Jeff states that they're green, but he did seem a
little upset that they do not killed the animals. Jeff
is exchanging phone numbers now with the salesman. I don't
know if this is for exterminator use or personal. Jeff

(01:14:21):
Andy just gave their information and names to the salesman,
telling them to listen to the podcast. Oh. Now Jeff's
trying to get the guy to show on Apple Podcasts
on his phone on the spot, so the guy has
no excuse.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
But to listen.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
I feel like Jeff is like slightly hitting on him,
probably for fun, probably just make him uncomfortable. Oh, he's
the guy is getting the He's getting the review right
now for Apple Podcasts from for the pod Gust. He's
not once listened to it, but he's already giving it
a five star review. This guy is committed to making

(01:15:07):
this sale. He's going above and beyond liking Jeff and
Andy's product more than his and going to show them
that I love your product more than I love the mind.
Please buy my extermination product. Jeff trying to offer him
some cupcakes. Oh, the guy had lunch. He doesn't want
the cupcakes. The door has now shut. Andy seems like

(01:15:29):
it's a funny moment, and Jeff seems a little sad
that he wasn't able to get a connection with the
exterminator guy. Again, I think Jeff was trying to make
some sort of connection to make the guy nervous, because
Jeff likes a little bit of energy in the world.
All the while, Andy, you could tell he was having
some sort of you know, this is interrupting something, and yeah,
I don't want to be a part of it. But

(01:15:50):
Jeff was able to outsell the salesman on a product,
that product being RTAL nostalgia. Jeff earned his cup of
coffee today. That guy did not. I think it would
have been a lot better if you did. But also
I just want you to be aware of this because
in case he got caught on. I've been giving full
commentary of this moment. It's just now recording, so hopefully

(01:16:13):
maybe it finds itself in somewhere or you. I've been
kind of doing it golf style, so trying to be
a little quiet, trying to see what's happening. I didn't
have headphones on, so I don't know what the volume
really was, but it seemed like it was entertaining, and
hopefully the listener likes it as well.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
I just I just like, I just go talk to him.
I was like, this is gonna be great because Andy
wants this done. Andy does not want this to exist
right now, and Jeff isn't going to do everything he
can to drag it out. And it's their their ap
absolute opposite of personality and who they are in that
moment that made me realize this is a golden moment,

(01:16:53):
and that's why I just sat here for the longest time,
like giving commentary on it golf style.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
So uh, for the year, I've been telling Cathy, we
need a no soliciting sign, she because I want to
get a cute one, but I'm just gonna order one today.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
I want to put up actual fence around my front
of my property with a gate and the nose listening sign,
because I figure, if you're going to go through the
gate past the signs, you deserve to be yelled at
or something at that point.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Should we have invited him in Andy?

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
I love the fact that he out sold the salesman.
I was talking. I was telling them to the listeners
just in case this does get kept that Jeff had
pushed the noble nostalgia on the guy, and guy was like,
I'm going to give you a five star of you
right now. But he didn't make a sale on any
sort of animal wrote or incident or insect very.

Speaker 2 (01:17:41):
That'd be cool if they had like a pest control
where they like slipped the throat every single animal they send,
Like I talked about this before, they send like a
like a letter to like the Rodents family like you
guys better move or like your.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
I'm not sure if we talked about this, because we
could have talked about for so.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Yeah, there's just some sort of like strong arming them
out of the out of the area kind of thing.

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