June 24, 2025 • 38 mins
Stop tipping that fat michael jackson! is that dude throwing up? Did i lose ALL my money?! Just a few things you hear while walking around in Las Vegas.
On this week's episode of Nugget News we send Jeff to Las Veags to give us a report on how it's doing, He was tasked with giving a report on the planes, the fountains, the wine, and much more on this week's episode of Nugget News!
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The outro song for this episode is by an AWESOME band called "Wire Monkey Mama" and the song is called Planet of the Apes! You can listen to them on spotify! They are worth checking out for sure!
If you want to suggest a topic for an upcoming show email us at NotableNostalgia90@Gmail.com or find us at Facebook.com/NotableNostalgia
Thanks for listening Nostalgia Nerds!
On this week's episode of Nugget News we send Jeff to Las Veags to give us a report on how it's doing, He was tasked with giving a report on the planes, the fountains, the wine, and much more on this week's episode of Nugget News!
Thank you for being a friend, join your two best friends, grab a slice of cheesecake and enjoy this week's episode of Notable Nostalgia!
Make sure to leave us a 5 star review, and tell a friend about the show.
The outro song for this episode is by an AWESOME band called "Wire Monkey Mama" and the song is called Planet of the Apes! You can listen to them on spotify! They are worth checking out for sure!
If you want to suggest a topic for an upcoming show email us at NotableNostalgia90@Gmail.com or find us at Facebook.com/NotableNostalgia
Thanks for listening Nostalgia Nerds!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow you.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Could be a seat model start I was sixteen at
the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook it
up with a witch and that was that. Cats can
smile apparently, whoa weird, but it doesn't always mean that
they're happy.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
is the future winner of every acting award ever.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, Jimmy Moon is a star. Her looks looks weren't
part of the issue.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
He's like, I had to sell my last.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Top hat for jaas. Maybe this is not appropriate either,
but let's.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
See what's up missalge Nerds.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We are here with another episode of Notable News where
we were gonna bring you the news that matters to us.
It might be nostalgic, probably or not maybe, So I
just said, I feel like this is a great first
full episode because we introduced the first Notable News a
couple of weeks back. So go listen to that. You'll
learn some shit about monkeys that you didn't know about, insane,
(01:11):
insane and memory and uh. And then this is our
first full episode. So if there's anything that you need
us to report on or do a deep dive. We got,
we got the resources because our goal is to win
a Nobel Peace Prize and a Peabody and a Grammy
with this, Like, I think we're gonna take the world
of journalism by by storm. Yeah yeah, stands down. Do
(01:34):
you have a what's your breaking news story? Or do
you have one this week?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I do, and it's actually pretty recent.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
So basically in recent news, there's been updates out of Bellagio.
They are they're doing a proposal for a significant expansion
and the opening of a new display in the conservatory
and botanical gardens. MGM Resorts is planning to add new mining, retail,
and entertainment spaces to the Bellagio, including bridge, a bridge
(02:05):
connecting it to the Cosmopolitan. So I think that's pretty cool.
But instead of me just talking about this news, we
actually decided to send Jeff to Las Vegas, uh for this.
So let's give it off to Jeff right now.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, let's see what he has to say. So, Hey, Andy,
So I really tried to report live from the from
the get go. But yeah, so I went to I went.
It didn't work out, and I'll explain why. So I
went to Vegas for a work that have you been
to Vegas before? Yes, you have? How many times have
you gone? Or like, okay, have you made have you
(02:43):
done Vegas? Like made mistakes and stuff there?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, I don't gamble. Really. I drank a bunch, but
I'm not a big fan of like hard drugs or anything,
so I just drank a shit ton.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So I've been to Vegas now three times. Two times,
one on my twenty first birthday, one a couple of
years later, and then this thing for work. And the
first couple of times, yeah, I got drunk, throw up everywhere,
and I also got like a handy handy uh from
a middle aged woman at Studio fifty four the first
time I went, So I was like that was pretty
cool cool And then wait, oh, I don't think that
(03:21):
that was really drunk. I don't think so I'm gonna
say probably not, but I don't know if there's any
DNA evidence we can do or hire like an investigator.
So this time it was for work, and I was thinking, like, Okay,
I'm gonna go there for work. It's maybe like a conference,
so I like I won't be there the whole time
doing to conference. Than so I can like go because
(03:42):
I wanted to go to like me ow Wolf, which
is like this immersive experience, or like go see a
show or something. So the night before I left early flight,
I barely slept because I didn't want to miss my flight,
and I maybe got two hours of sleep max. Then
I woke up super early. Jammer was like, oh, I'll
take you, and I was like, no, because then you're
(04:03):
gonna be cranky in the morning, bah blah blah. So
I was like, I just pounded a bunch of coffee,
like Starbucks coffees, like the canned ones from the from
the convenience Storks of Love convenience stores. And I drove
up there and I had to pee so bad. And
usually my thing is when I go to airports, is
I stop at this McDonald's on the way to the
airport when I'm almost there and I go pee, I
(04:23):
get out of my car. I'm like, oh, I'm barely
gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
This is the one in Oregon City.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, it's uh, it's like in the where the malls
are at the Portland Airport. There's like a target whatever,
and it was it opened at six thirty. It was
like five thirties. I had tapped on the glass, and
I was like pointing at my privates like I have to,
and I do like a sad like little peep.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
But what if it was the middle aged lady. It's
just like you found had another hand.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Joe, where's that lady? Now? That lady was probably forty
five back then that was twenty years How many years
ago was that, I don't know, Like fifteen, twenty years ago,
I don't know. So she's probably like SI in her
sixties seventies now. So when I see seventy year old woman,
be like, oh, did you touch my part? And so
the guys didn't let me in to go pee, which
(05:07):
was a fucked up. So then I was like scoping
out the industrial area around the airport to be like
where can I stop and go pee? And I figured
it out. It's I got it good. And get on
the plane blah blah blah, flying there and land and
immediately get into a cab. And that was kind of
sketchy because I should have taken an uber, but I
(05:27):
took a cab. He was driving super fast, and I
get to the hotel change and immediately started going to
the conferences that I had to go to. And then
finally dinner happened around seven. I eat the whole day
just caffeine and exhaustion, and then I pigged out. And
then I started drinking wine because it was like all
you can drink buffet, yeah, and never I don't think
(05:48):
I've ever been I've been tipsy on wine, but I'd
never gotten drunk on wine. And then afterwards, after this
little gala dinner we had, I was like, Oh, let's
go walk on this trip and like do our thing.
We stayed at the Blage, which I'll come up later,
and I got certain people that I work with, like
you know, other manager that kind of thing, to like
(06:08):
go and I was like, let's just dress really trashy.
So I wore like some swim shorts that had daisies
because I thought I was gonna be laying by the
pool the whole time, but I was. It was a
work thing. And I ran into somebody I knew and
they gave me an edible and it was like a
thick at able. I don't know what it was, but
it and then a few minutes later I was just like,
oh my god, like I don't know, fifteen twenty minutes
(06:29):
out and we were walking and I didn't realize how
far the Bellagio is from like the strip, and I
was like, this is the time I'm gonna call Andy.
So I tried calling you and you didn't answer. So
then I called my cousin Melissa, and she did answer,
and apparently she told me because she stayed with me
this weekend. She told me that. I immediately just started
(06:50):
saying I would kill for you, like, and she was like,
that's so sweet. I'm like, and I guess I doubled down.
I was like, no, I would kill for you, and
I was like running across like the street while saying that. Anyways,
so then we go to the Blaggio Fountain because they
have this like beautiful show to music with the fountains
all flashing. Yeah. And then immediately I was like, okay,
(07:12):
I'm gone. So then I lean over the Bloggio fountain
and I start puking. Oh no much but right but
that night I was the mess because it was a
lot of families and like older people enjoying the fountain
and I was completely gone. But luckily, this this goddess
(07:33):
girl that we went to school with and uh, we
work together now. She took care of me completely. She
sent all my coworkers away. She was facetiming Jeremy and
just like thought it was hilarious. And then I was
on the other side of the Bolagio fountain and she
was like, let's get let's get together, and I would
go about five feet and then interrupt other people's enjoyment
(07:54):
of the show and start up chucking more so, eat
so much at dinner it was ridiculu. And then about
five five or ten minutes later, I would move five
feet do it all again, and then the this isn't
gross you out, but the barfing was more dry heaving
at this point, and then but the farting happened. So
I was like farting so much in the Blagio outain.
(08:17):
And I finally got into the hotel at some point,
and I there was this little business center by the elevators,
and that's when I was like, oh, oh, this looks nice.
So I like lay down and I was like barfing
still in the trash can, and all I could hear
was like her trying to figure out what room I'm in.
(08:39):
I didn't have my room key. And then I heard
an employee say, do you mean to call emergency services,
and in my mind like, no, don't do that, and
then she wouldn't allow that. So yeah, finally, I don't
know how she got me up to my room without
like my id because my room we could share rooms,
was so fucked up. He had my idea of the
room key everything. I don't know how she got me up.
(09:00):
I think she just like boldied these employees to letting
me cluss up, and then she got me into bed.
I made a complete mess all over my room. She
sat and apparently she sat in like in my room
and like made sure I wasn't dying, which was really sweet,
but it was a fucking mess.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Did you party the rest of the days or was
that enough? I'm good for the couple.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Next morning, I woke up, got down to breakfast and
made an appearance, and the food was dissed. It was
good food, but it was disgusting that day. So I
just was like eating like a muffin and then some fruit,
and then I was I finished breakfast really soon. I
went back up to my room and I like was
like it's happening again, and I ran to the bathroom
and I didn't have time to like lift the toilet sea,
(09:42):
So I start puking on the toilet feet, but I
gave when we went back for conference that day, I
gave so like maybe forty dollars cash. I think that's
is that good for the to the chambermaid.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh the most people anything.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, Well, usually I tipped like a little bit, but
this time I was like, she needs some twenties, So
I left that for the chamber What do you call it? Housekeeper?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, housekeeper.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I don't know. Chamber maid sounds chamber made.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
It sounds like something from like like George Washington, like
descend in my Chambermaid.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I always think of it kind of poorn, like a
sex thing, like like if you want to hook up,
like if you want to have a threesome, go to
a hotel in a different city and have sex with
the maid, sure, like with your wife or whatever. You know,
that's that's the best way to do it. Anyways, So
or take it. Take advice from me after this story,
you know. So then that night, the company had rented
(10:40):
out a club like a bar like the Blake Shout
Won't kind of whatever, and it was like a rock
band plane. It was karaoke. It was all this food,
all this stuff. I was like not having this. So
after the conferences that day, I went got some like
really delicious pizza and I went up to my and
I got a Danish and the datish comes up. Later.
I went up to my room, had the room to myself,
(11:01):
laid in bed, ate pizza, beautiful view, beautiful, beautiful, stunning view.
And then I laid in bed. Then I fell asleep
and I woke up, and I like, immediately I was like, oh,
I forgot I got this Danish. So I was laying down,
My head was on my pillow. As I was eating.
I was eating like sideways, this Danish so good. But
(11:22):
but Vegas was I did Vegas good? On that it was?
And then two days later or day or two after
the conference, there was a shooting right where I was barfing.
Oh it was like a intentional shooting, like not like
a mass shooting, but like I think a couple of
people died. But it was on NBC night the news,
which I watched rest a whole love Him, and they
(11:45):
showed clips they had like a person like a reporter
there and clips of and I was like, I literally
I was pointing out my phone. I was like, I
barfed right there.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
They're like, just two days ago it was the normal
Las Vegas experience, people throwing up and fighting. Today it's
was a bloodbath.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, right, And like the investigators had to have seen
my bar because I barfed like in the fountain, but
also right next to the like where the water begins
down below, there's like a big ceramic tube for like
the I don't know, like the to help with the
fountain shows. Yeah, and I know that there was puke
on that, So the investigators had to have seen my puke.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Well, they probably watched you know, the day or two
before too, just to like see if they were you know,
just to see if they've got any footage of them prior.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
So oh wow, So yeah, somebody was on yeah and
then oh my god. Okay. So then a couple of
days later, we were on this like call at work,
the zoom call with all the other you know, and
we were recapping the conference. I was like, oh, yeah,
it was so great, and this other person said that
this other manager was involved in the shooting. Oh but
(12:49):
they weren't. They were making a joke. But I was like,
because I'm all about making inappropriate jokes and stuff, but
that's not something I would do. I wouldn't accuse one
of my colleagues of being a murder during a meeting. Yeah,
I was like, this is next level and.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
It was an actual murder.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
It's actual murder. Yeah, like like we like we make
fun of like you know, nine to eleven, that was
a long time ago, Like this is a person just died.
I was low blown away by that.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I feel like with Vegas, I feel like for me,
three four days max is why I'm in Vegas. I
don't like some people let's go for I'm like a
weeks too long, you know, three days, four days max.
And that's why I like, that's my just that's what
I like.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I want to go back. I want to stay because
I wanted to gamble because I like playing blackjack. But
at the Belagia was like super fucking bougie. But they
have the short lou Louis Vuitton, and I was making
a joke like I was calling her mais herpes and
and they had fifty dollars minimum bet for blackjack. I'm
a five dollars table kind of guy. Sure, and and okay,
(13:52):
so on the way there, we flew, I flew Alaska
and that was fine, like, you know, I got my
diet coke, got they give me cookies. It was it
was awesome. So on the way back I drove, I
flew Spirit. Oh no, it was the next level.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
So they were like when I was waiting, they were like, oh,
if anyone wants to upgrade their ticket, sixteen dollars. So
I go up there. I'm like, oh I want to
And then they were like, oh, we're busy right now,
she'll help you down there. Like they were so sassy.
So they are get on the plane getting all situated,
and then the stewardess goes on the intercomm and says,
you all need to sit down, buckle up because we
need to get to Portland and back to Vegas in
(14:27):
time for dinner.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, and that's wow. Yeah they are. They're really like
aggressive on Spirit and like, yeah, this one lady was
thrown up and the the dude in front was just
looking like you almost fucking done and then didn't do
anything after that.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
But yeah, the Alaska had like these sweet older ladies
that were just like super sweet and grandma and like
hey sweetheart. And this one I was in the emergency
exit row and they have to their spiel like and
GI's an emergency or you willed to help? And I
nodded my head and she snapped her crylic fingers at
me and was like, I need you to say it, honey.
And I was like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
God, I know they're really aggressive for some reason. I
noticed that too. And then when I went, like, my
seatbelt was like fucked up on the side or something,
so they go, we need you all to you know,
seatbelt on the way there, but it was like it
was like stuck underneath somehow and I couldn't figure it out.
But they didn't even care. They're just like that whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, and they were like talking, two of them I
were listening to. They were talking shit about somebody because
he is a regular flyer and they remembered him and
he had to use the restroom really bad, but it
wasn't the time to do it, and they were just
like talking about him poorly in front of me.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
That was like, oh my god. It was so crazy.
It reminded me of like a little bit like soul
playing because they had music plane. That was I don't
know if they do that on regular airlines, have music
plane while you're boarding.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I can't remember if I did. That threw me off,
But do you remember that old viral video of the
guy that goes like hydro wife hijo kid. Yeah, the
dude that was my right next to me, the steward
fly person, I don't know what they're called. Yeah, he
looked just like that and he sounded just like that,
and he was just like that guy. I was like,
(16:07):
oh shit, it's really weird.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah. There was the only other person. So it was
amazing because I was had two seats next to me
that nobody was in. And then in the next emergency
aisle there was this lady, beautiful lady she was She
was wearing a floor length dress and she had maybe
on her ten hand ten fingers. She had maybe like
(16:29):
twenty range and she was like laying down the whole time,
even when they like were landing and stop, they didn't
care at all.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
We gotta get back for dinner.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
For dinner. So I it was like half the price
of Alaska. So I will be flying Spirit like I think.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
For short places like that.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, yeah, I don't want to fly like to like
Hawaii on Spirit, but flying to Vegas like a one.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Time I was flying back from Hawaii at nighttime, and uh,
I was the only one in the aisle, so I
got to lay down.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
The entir I could go for that hardcore, but but
I could it was it was. It was intense. So
I don't know if like Spirit is looking for sponsor,
but I would totally be cool if Spirit sponsor our podcast. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I just like the fact that they didn't give a shit.
They're like, look, we're all gonna be in this tube
together for an hour and a half. That doesn't just
just stand or sit, I don't care and then just
get off. Like that's how it seems like.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
They did come through with the cart and they were like,
do you want something and I was like, oh, a
diet coke and she was like four ninety five Alaska,
it's free. Yeah. And then and then they were selling
their you know, credit cards and on Alaska there they
really try to upsell it and this one, this one
(17:43):
they were like, Okay, you guys need to fill this out,
but you need to make sure to spend three thousand
dollars in the first ninety days. And I was like what,
Like that's not yeah, that's not a good idea.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
That's like I remember them doing that to us. Yeah, yeah,
it was.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
It was a it was a riot. So yeah, so
Vegas I didn't. I did Vegas right and the sense
I made a lot of mistakes by drinking too much wine,
but I also felt like an adult drinking wine.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
So yeah, no, I I like the freaking My favorite
place in Vegas is that fuck it's the road. It's
not the Strip, but.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Oh Freemont Street. Free.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I could live on Freemon Street. That's my fucking jam.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That's my I want to stay on Freeman Street, like
the you know Golden Nugget or like there's like a
slide that goes through there's like sharks or whatever, and
that's my jam. Like I when I went with my dad,
we went every morning to a little uh a divy casino,
casino Royale on the Strip, and every morning we got
we double fisted blended margaritas and that was our breakfast.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
That's why I would like to say at the Flamingo too,
because right next to it there's an in and out
and then there's like a really good hot dog place
near the in and out. So if in and out
for some reason, I love intern out, but that's where
of like my jam because like when I go with Kathy,
she likes to go like the restaurants where it's like
thirty dollars a burger. I'm like, we can just get
a two dollars from in and out, you know, because
I'm just gonna get drunk a throat later anyways.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Exactly like I want to do Vegas that way, like
Bellaggio is not. It was of a lot of kids
and families, which really pissed me off because I was
smoking cigarettes and I don't want to smoke near kids,
but I'm going to because you're in a casino, you're
my motherfucker. And just like who goes to the gift
shops in Belagio were like hundreds of dollars for like
(19:16):
a rock, yeah or whatever. I know, I want some
like tacky souvenirs all I.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Want exactly yeah, And I like all the fun silly
Vegas one time I was really young. The first time
I went, I wasn't really young, probably seventh eighth grade,
but uh, we thought it'd be cool to walk the
strip because it seemed like it was doable. But it
was like one hundred and fifteen and we fucking did it,
but we almost died, like it was rough. It was
really fucking rough walking the strip.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, I want to I want to go back to
Vegas and do it again. But yeah, looking back, I
think next time I do a work trip, I'm gonna like,
maybe not drink much.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Or maybe just eat a little bit in the morning. Yeah,
so you don't eat so much at night and then
just drink a bunch.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah, I could have done stuff different. And I was
talking to this uh uh somebody works for the company
and she won some award and I was like, oh, congratulations.
I thought that's where the conversation was going to be done.
And then she started continuing talking to me, and I
was like, hold up, I'm really drunk right now, so
I can't do this. Yes, I love that. Yeah, that's
all her. The next day but I was getting my
pizza and my croissant and she was like, oh, I
remember you from last night. You were drunk.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh yeah, I'm hungover.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I can't do this. Thing was I got drunk the
first night, second night, everybody got drunk. I got like
twelve hours to sleep. I showed up to that next
breakfast and the next day I fucking killed it. I
killed it. So yeah, so definitely. That's my report for Vegas.
So a lot of puke and the belagi and then
when I see the Bolagio Fountain, I'm like, I kind
of giggle.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
One funny story. I went with my dad one time
to Vegas and partied hard. Right, Well, we were looking
for the keys to the rent a car the next morning,
and uh, we finally find it, but we're we're trying
to walk. Now we're outside on the strip looking for
like how to get to our car, and shit, when
that starts getting really sick. So then uh, he starts
throwing up, and I hear a family walk by and
(20:55):
the little kid goes a drunk. But he was like
a little kid like telling his dad's like, Daddy, look,
it's a it's a drug, you know. But then it
gets even better because we're walking a little bit further
down the road and he h, he starts throwing up again.
He's holding onto like one of those newspaper things back
in the day. But a bus full of tourists fucking
and they were all Asian and they were just snapping
(21:18):
pictures of my dad. So that means wherever they were from,
there's just probably dozens of pictures of my dad just
throwing up, which is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
And that was before digital.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, that was probably no therebuse.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I was thinking, like they're going to like, you know,
their little probably roughly about fifty to fifty at that time. Yeah,
oh that's amazing. But yeah, no, that's my report. I
don't know if I even called you because like drunk
Jeff running across the street and stuff, I don't know
if that would And usually we correspond on Instagram Messenger,
which is super Do people do that?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I don't know. I feel like it's becoming more common.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Most of your friends, who do you? How do you
communicate with them? Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Like you, my friend Madeline are all like Instagram, Yeah,
and Kaylene's Facebook. I have a few people that with Snapchat,
and then I have like a few people with text.
So it's weird.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
It's all over and then we remember. It's weird that
we're remembering because like I Core, I communicate with Kennean
via text, Jeremy text, you, Instagram, Melissa Facebook, Like, it's
just so interesting that we werembering.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
But well I did see the call the next morning,
but at ten people and my phone is on do
not disturb only my daughters and their moms and Kathy
and get ahold.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Of Oh should we change that? You know? And I'm
going to drinking. I need to. I need to be
able to get a hold of you. I know Melissa
does that with a text messages my cousin and but
I have to, like, I can deprogram it. I can,
it doesn't go to her. But then I there's a
button I can push and it does go to her.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
So I have to go with extra so you can
deprogram her phone.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I don't know, I'm not Google, but but anyways, so, yeah,
that's my report from Vegas. If you have a fun story,
maybe leave us a review and and and share it
if you in a debacle. We don't want to hear
any good stories about like winning a bunch of money,
because that never happens to me. Wow, that was some
top tier reporting.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
That was Yes, thank you, Jeff. Sounds like just had
a little bit too much. Yeah, I don't spend too
much money. Thanks for the reporting though, and so hopefully
the Blagio gets their ship together.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I agree. No, yeah, that's gonna that's an amazing story.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
And what about you? What kind of news do you have?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Andy? I just want to say, like, I feel like,
since I am we're knee deep in Pride month, yes,
and since I am the DEI hire for gays for
notable nostalgia, I think it's only fair that I just
really talk to you about what we need to do
this Pride Month. Okay, So listener, if you're an ally,
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if you're an lgbt Q, I play. I Plus. I
fucking nailed that. I got all the letters. I think
there's probably other ones too, but anyways, well probably not
too many anymore, because there's one is twenty six letters. Yeah,
and that's like most of them. Okay, I don't want
to learn two alphabets. Okay. Anyways, So I think that
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it's so great to celebrate gay culture and like what
we have, where we've come from, and like still we're
but we need to focus more on fighting for our rights, sure,
and fighting for equality. So I've come up with a
few things that we are going to work all of
our gay people and all of our allies this this
Pride month that we're going to work on together. Number One,
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make Glitter Sparkle. So that means the movie Glitter is
turning twenty four, which is my accused age twenty four,
and we need to make that movie shine because again, listeners,
if you're a little younger, you might not know nine
to eleven. Nine to eleven happened February, no September Okay,
(24:59):
September eleventh. There you go. Oh, I was thinking, okay,
And what came out ten days after September eleventh, Glitter.
It was Mariah Carey's vehicle for you know, getting into
like movie making about a background singer who is played
by Maria Gary, who go has like a turbulent childhood
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and upbringing and then wants to make it and then
it's just her journey to making it. So it's pretty awesome.
One of the best soundtracks to a movie bes I
had Space Jam and I still listen to that, even
though there's the r Kelly stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
When I was in third grade, my school had a
talent show and somebody did the space Jam song, but
they were kids and they didn't do it, so they
they had the music in the background, but they were
too scared to do it, so just they just all
stood there while the song is playing in the background.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
What's Welcome to the Space Because I still because that
album had well fly lacing by covered by seal and
then uh uh Monica, I will move them and then
R Kelly, I believe if I can, you know, and
I still listen to that. I know that he's a
predator and everything, but like not I am trying to
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disassociate predator. Wait wait saying can we can we still enjoy?
R Kelly, I believe I can apply which is a
banger and not you know, like I was thinking about this.
I made this comment a while ago about the nine
to eleven terrorist hijackers and they're and I was like,
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none of them are fuckable. I was really looking into them,
and about four to five of them I would smash.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I was gonna say, some of them are pretty attractive.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I mean not like well not attractive, but like attractive enough.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Well, I'm I'm not joking. I'm literally reading the book
called Fall and Rise, the story of nine eleven right now. Yeah,
so the whole nine to eleven. I can't just went
to this direction so fast. The whole plot for nine
to eleven costs less than five hundred thousand dollars for
them to actually do it. When think about the change
that was made for the world.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah, for less than.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Five hundred thousand dollars. Millions of people have to like
take their shoes off at the airport, all the new regulations.
It's just crazy. That's a very small amount of money
to make that type of it.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Probably frustrates you because you hate feet.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Oh I fucking hate But like, guess, okay, so I.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Was looking at the hijackers. This is so inappropriate you now,
but it's been twenty five years. Like I would date him.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, he's not ugly.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I think that he would massage my feet and like
that kind of thing. But then look at this motherfucker.
I can't believe that he was chosen to be a terrorist,
Like like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Like if he if he was alive right now, he
would definitely be on like TikTok going like the problem
with Wonder Woman. He's actually all.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
He looks like somebody that would marry that gypsy Rose Blanchard.
Like he just he looks he looks like a dweeb. Anyways,
So some.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Of them got like prostitutes, like a lot right before
it happened.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Well, yeah, a lot of no hot guys getting prostitutes.
Do you think Kobe brought no? Probably Okay, so kob Kobe.
So anyway, So gays and allies, gatriots, let's do this.
Let's make that a bazy.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Did you just make up gay trios?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Oh? I was like, that is wonderful.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
No, but I identify as one. Okay, number two. This
is more for like lesbians that you guys can do
to help us out. So lesbians, let's start like an
uber eats for lesbians. If you did extra money us
gay guys, we need you, we need you. So Andy,
I got my oil change recently. How much does an
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oil change.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Cost after everything? Thirty five bucks?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Are you fucking kidding me? I was told earlier today
it should cost about forty. I spent probably high two hundreds,
early three hundred. You didn't, Yeah, what the fuck did
you do anything? So the guy came up to me
and was like, I was in the waiting room, and
because I don't drive over the thing, I get out
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of my car. I'm like, can you do it? Because
I don't want to smosh anybody, because if you kill
somebody by driving over them, it's gonna traumatize you. So
I just get out of my car and I went
to the waiting room and he came in. He was
like telling me words I didn't know what they meant
at all. He was like, you did get this blub
blah blah change change like that change Jiffy lube.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, mistake.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah. So anyways, and I just was getting anxious. He's like,
do you understand what I'm saying? And I was like, okay,
how long is this gonna take? And he was like, oh,
about forty five minutes. I was like, oh, can I
go to Starbucks? And like, you guys can call me
or this is done because I don't want to wait anymore.
But Jermys be so pissedive if he listens to this.
But our spouses don't listen to the podcast, yeah at all,
which is good for me because I say a lot
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of things I didn't say. But so anyway, so lesbians
in the month of June, Uber eats for lesbians, So
we call you when we need something like hey, I'm
going to get my old change. I'm gonna bring a
dikey lesbian yes, and oh yeah yeah, and she'll be
like no, b like, don't fuck with my my gay
guy right here, like just because you know that he's
gay and tired, Like I had iced coffee already, and
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I want to go back to Starby's. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I used to work with lesbian that was more I
don't know how to say correctly, because I'm a.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Dike or a femick, a lot more masculine. Oh a
dike a bull dike.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yes, and uh. She had my back like nobody's fucking business.
Like it was insane. She was ready to go fight
people for me. I'm like, it's okay. I was just
on the phone. She's like not. I was like, damn,
all right, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
So yeah, And as I'm entering my bro era, I
a lot of bros hang out with dikey lesbians, like
lesbians that go to home depot. They a lot of
times have friends that say no homo to each other.
You know, you know what the kids say nowadays? They
say say less yeah. And I was at a coffee
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place and they were like, do you want whip cream
or no whipped cream? And I was like, no whip
and they were like, say less And I was like,
how do I say list to that?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Just said no no.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, And then he was like who are you listening to?
And I was like, oh, this is Tony Braxton and
he was like, I don't know who that who he is?
And I was like, Tony Braxton's is she? And I'm
gonna give you a little bio on her. So did
you go to Bentley's the dog one?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Every time I've been to Bentley's, I'm assuming that's what
it feels like to drink. Come.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, oh hundred percent like a clown.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Com well that, but just every time there's like a
flavor in there, they just put a bunch of syrup,
but it just stays on the bottom, so like you
can drink and then at the very end you just
get this like thick little gnk.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I don't like how you say syrup.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
How do you say it?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Syrup? Man?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Sorry, I've been drinking. Yeah, okay, so we got the
lesbians helping you out with your oil?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Third one, I want us all all allies and members
of the LGBTQ community to jerk off in Unison on
June twenty eighth, which is the anniversary of the Stonewall Riots.
There we go and jerk off to Kirk Cameron because
he is anti LGBTV is so really cute and no,
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I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
So you find him attractive, but you were flabbergasted when
I brought up Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
One of them is a teenheart throb that aged very well,
so I have crushed on him growing up and we
just aged together. The other one is, uh, she looks
like she She came out of Auschwitz and was like, oh,
I didn't lose enough weight? Is it bad? I shouldn't
say that.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
No, I'm just saying I don't. I don't think she's
like insane.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
The skinny Oh okay, yeah, she let's try that again.
She got out Auschwitz and said, oh I look too fat. Okay,
So we all jerk off together during that. And the
fourth one because I did have another joke, but it
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used the word four too much and I can't say
that word very fundily. So it would be our ancestors
or like our forefathers, but or four mothers. But now
it's twenty twenty five, so it's for emers because you
can't say mothers or fathers anymore for them. Okay, third
one or fourth one? We chicks la, So we go
(33:29):
to Chick fil A's and we like slay the boots
house down, say the house boots down at chick fil A.
So we go to Chick fil A and we chick
cil a and we just say things like yes, bitch,
or like or like hey, I'm my name Stacy. I'll
be taking your order. Because they have a really good
customer service. They introduce themselves to you and we say
like okay, Stacy, like who's the slut here? Oh, you know,
(33:51):
like we just kiki with this bitch, yeah, and like
we just completely slay it. Or for our older boomer
queens because a lot of older people are gaining now
they can chick chick full of hay because people don't say, hey,
I think this joke is going somewhere because I wrote
it when I was high, and the convenience for parking
(34:12):
lot perfect, so I feel like there's something there, So listener,
Chick fil A. Hey, you know, I don't know that's
neither here nor there, So listener, do something good for
your gaze this year, this this Pride month. If you
see us like I don't know, flip us off or
like whatever, you know, just do something good for gays.
Watch a Barbara Streisand film. Yeah she's not gay, but
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like she's ugly enough that she probably could be.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
She like a lot of people's uh mos.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would say so mine I was
given at birth because we all are given one at birth.
Mine was Mariah and it's not by the doctor, it's
just by like like, so some people get like Tina Turner,
some get Jana Jackson, some get Celi and Dion, Jeremy
got Cilian Dion and late I've got Taylor Swift. So yeah,
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a lot of younger gay guys are getting Taylor Swift,
which is which is cool for them. But I'm a Lamb,
So that's a Mariah Carey fan.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Why does lamb I don't.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Really know why, like lover.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Always Mariah bitch it boom.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I just love her style. So anyway, so gays, let's
do some stuff this year and let's take it. Let's
take it over because everyone's a little gay, Yeah I
think so, right or not? Like besides, like the people
aren't gay.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Well, like one thing I like to tell people, you know,
and I've heard people in the past they go like, well,
it's a choice. I'm like, all right, well, when did
you choose to be straight? They're like, what, Like, well,
so if it's a choice, when did you choose to
be straight?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
And if it was a choice, I chose right, because
why would I want to be with somebody who nags
and complaints and like periods all over the place. I
don't want to deal with that shit. No. I like
somebody who can like stand up to be and if
they want to sit down, they sit down.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
And for the allies, if you see a homophobe, tell
them fuck you, as as simple as that.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
And won't you.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I've tried to fight multiple homo homophobes.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Oh but you know, being gay is so great, Like
two guys, it's all gas, no break, like, that's what
it's like. So yeah, just go with it. Yeah, anyways, so,
uh give us a five star review your favorite ally
LGBTQ podcast. I guess we are. But we're also homophobic
for the people that are listen because all I care
(36:30):
about is listeners.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah, and so we're the gay misogynists homophobic, but we
are anti.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Cannibal anti cannibal one hundred percent, like well ninety five
percent because a few.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Of the listeners. Then we got your back.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah, we got your back. Like, and I've never eaten human,
remember what.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Man, some of these go crazy? I love it.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Okay, Okay, Hey, we will follow us on everything. We're
gonna start doing more on our socials, so you have
a reason to go there, and.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Then make sure you vote in July for an episode
you want to here.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah, I love that, all right, until next time.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
I'm Jeff, I'm and oh no, actually I'm Drew. I'm
an Drew Carrie.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Oh I love that because he's gay, oh Drew.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
And then Mariah Carey oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yeah, this has been notable news.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Oh yeah, until next time.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, keep it, keep your headlights
on Toby maguire.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
And that's a wrap for this episode of Notable Nostalgia.
You hope you enjoyed our trip down memory lane just
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And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow you.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Could be a seat model start I was sixteen at
the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook it
up with a witch and that was that. Cats can
smile apparently, whoa weird, but it doesn't always mean that
they're happy.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
is the future winner of every acting award ever.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, Jimmy Moon is a star. Her looks looks weren't
part of the issue.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
He's like, I had to sell my last.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Top hat for jaas. Maybe this is not appropriate either,
but let's.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
See what's up missalge Nerds.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We are here with another episode of Notable News where
we were gonna bring you the news that matters to us.
It might be nostalgic, probably or not maybe, So I
just said, I feel like this is a great first
full episode because we introduced the first Notable News a
couple of weeks back. So go listen to that. You'll
learn some shit about monkeys that you didn't know about, insane,
(01:11):
insane and memory and uh. And then this is our
first full episode. So if there's anything that you need
us to report on or do a deep dive. We got,
we got the resources because our goal is to win
a Nobel Peace Prize and a Peabody and a Grammy
with this, Like, I think we're gonna take the world
of journalism by by storm. Yeah yeah, stands down. Do
(01:34):
you have a what's your breaking news story? Or do
you have one this week?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I do, and it's actually pretty recent.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
So basically in recent news, there's been updates out of Bellagio.
They are they're doing a proposal for a significant expansion
and the opening of a new display in the conservatory
and botanical gardens. MGM Resorts is planning to add new mining, retail,
and entertainment spaces to the Bellagio, including bridge, a bridge
(02:05):
connecting it to the Cosmopolitan. So I think that's pretty cool.
But instead of me just talking about this news, we
actually decided to send Jeff to Las Vegas, uh for this.
So let's give it off to Jeff right now.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, let's see what he has to say. So, Hey, Andy,
So I really tried to report live from the from
the get go. But yeah, so I went to I went.
It didn't work out, and I'll explain why. So I
went to Vegas for a work that have you been
to Vegas before? Yes, you have? How many times have
you gone? Or like, okay, have you made have you
(02:43):
done Vegas? Like made mistakes and stuff there?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, I don't gamble. Really. I drank a bunch, but
I'm not a big fan of like hard drugs or anything,
so I just drank a shit ton.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So I've been to Vegas now three times. Two times,
one on my twenty first birthday, one a couple of
years later, and then this thing for work. And the
first couple of times, yeah, I got drunk, throw up everywhere,
and I also got like a handy handy uh from
a middle aged woman at Studio fifty four the first
time I went, So I was like that was pretty
cool cool And then wait, oh, I don't think that
(03:21):
that was really drunk. I don't think so I'm gonna
say probably not, but I don't know if there's any
DNA evidence we can do or hire like an investigator.
So this time it was for work, and I was thinking, like, Okay,
I'm gonna go there for work. It's maybe like a conference,
so I like I won't be there the whole time
doing to conference. Than so I can like go because
(03:42):
I wanted to go to like me ow Wolf, which
is like this immersive experience, or like go see a
show or something. So the night before I left early flight,
I barely slept because I didn't want to miss my flight,
and I maybe got two hours of sleep max. Then
I woke up super early. Jammer was like, oh, I'll
take you, and I was like, no, because then you're
(04:03):
gonna be cranky in the morning, bah blah blah. So
I was like, I just pounded a bunch of coffee,
like Starbucks coffees, like the canned ones from the from
the convenience Storks of Love convenience stores. And I drove
up there and I had to pee so bad. And
usually my thing is when I go to airports, is
I stop at this McDonald's on the way to the
airport when I'm almost there and I go pee, I
(04:23):
get out of my car. I'm like, oh, I'm barely
gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
This is the one in Oregon City.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, it's uh, it's like in the where the malls
are at the Portland Airport. There's like a target whatever,
and it was it opened at six thirty. It was
like five thirties. I had tapped on the glass, and
I was like pointing at my privates like I have to,
and I do like a sad like little peep.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
But what if it was the middle aged lady. It's
just like you found had another hand.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Joe, where's that lady? Now? That lady was probably forty
five back then that was twenty years How many years
ago was that, I don't know, Like fifteen, twenty years ago,
I don't know. So she's probably like SI in her
sixties seventies now. So when I see seventy year old woman,
be like, oh, did you touch my part? And so
the guys didn't let me in to go pee, which
(05:07):
was a fucked up. So then I was like scoping
out the industrial area around the airport to be like
where can I stop and go pee? And I figured
it out. It's I got it good. And get on
the plane blah blah blah, flying there and land and
immediately get into a cab. And that was kind of
sketchy because I should have taken an uber, but I
(05:27):
took a cab. He was driving super fast, and I
get to the hotel change and immediately started going to
the conferences that I had to go to. And then
finally dinner happened around seven. I eat the whole day
just caffeine and exhaustion, and then I pigged out. And
then I started drinking wine because it was like all
you can drink buffet, yeah, and never I don't think
(05:48):
I've ever been I've been tipsy on wine, but I'd
never gotten drunk on wine. And then afterwards, after this
little gala dinner we had, I was like, Oh, let's
go walk on this trip and like do our thing.
We stayed at the Blage, which I'll come up later,
and I got certain people that I work with, like
you know, other manager that kind of thing, to like
(06:08):
go and I was like, let's just dress really trashy.
So I wore like some swim shorts that had daisies
because I thought I was gonna be laying by the
pool the whole time, but I was. It was a
work thing. And I ran into somebody I knew and
they gave me an edible and it was like a
thick at able. I don't know what it was, but
it and then a few minutes later I was just like,
oh my god, like I don't know, fifteen twenty minutes
(06:29):
out and we were walking and I didn't realize how
far the Bellagio is from like the strip, and I
was like, this is the time I'm gonna call Andy.
So I tried calling you and you didn't answer. So
then I called my cousin Melissa, and she did answer,
and apparently she told me because she stayed with me
this weekend. She told me that. I immediately just started
(06:50):
saying I would kill for you, like, and she was like,
that's so sweet. I'm like, and I guess I doubled down.
I was like, no, I would kill for you, and
I was like running across like the street while saying that. Anyways,
so then we go to the Blaggio Fountain because they
have this like beautiful show to music with the fountains
all flashing. Yeah. And then immediately I was like, okay,
(07:12):
I'm gone. So then I lean over the Bloggio fountain
and I start puking. Oh no much but right but
that night I was the mess because it was a
lot of families and like older people enjoying the fountain
and I was completely gone. But luckily, this this goddess
(07:33):
girl that we went to school with and uh, we
work together now. She took care of me completely. She
sent all my coworkers away. She was facetiming Jeremy and
just like thought it was hilarious. And then I was
on the other side of the Bolagio fountain and she
was like, let's get let's get together, and I would
go about five feet and then interrupt other people's enjoyment
(07:54):
of the show and start up chucking more so, eat
so much at dinner it was ridiculu. And then about
five five or ten minutes later, I would move five
feet do it all again, and then the this isn't
gross you out, but the barfing was more dry heaving
at this point, and then but the farting happened. So
I was like farting so much in the Blagio outain.
(08:17):
And I finally got into the hotel at some point,
and I there was this little business center by the elevators,
and that's when I was like, oh, oh, this looks nice.
So I like lay down and I was like barfing
still in the trash can, and all I could hear
was like her trying to figure out what room I'm in.
(08:39):
I didn't have my room key. And then I heard
an employee say, do you mean to call emergency services,
and in my mind like, no, don't do that, and
then she wouldn't allow that. So yeah, finally, I don't
know how she got me up to my room without
like my id because my room we could share rooms,
was so fucked up. He had my idea of the
room key everything. I don't know how she got me up.
(09:00):
I think she just like boldied these employees to letting
me cluss up, and then she got me into bed.
I made a complete mess all over my room. She
sat and apparently she sat in like in my room
and like made sure I wasn't dying, which was really sweet,
but it was a fucking mess.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Did you party the rest of the days or was
that enough? I'm good for the couple.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Next morning, I woke up, got down to breakfast and
made an appearance, and the food was dissed. It was
good food, but it was disgusting that day. So I
just was like eating like a muffin and then some fruit,
and then I was I finished breakfast really soon. I
went back up to my room and I like was
like it's happening again, and I ran to the bathroom
and I didn't have time to like lift the toilet sea,
(09:42):
So I start puking on the toilet feet, but I
gave when we went back for conference that day, I
gave so like maybe forty dollars cash. I think that's
is that good for the to the chambermaid.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Oh the most people anything.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, Well, usually I tipped like a little bit, but
this time I was like, she needs some twenties, So
I left that for the chamber What do you call it? Housekeeper?
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, housekeeper.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I don't know. Chamber maid sounds chamber made.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
It sounds like something from like like George Washington, like
descend in my Chambermaid.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I always think of it kind of poorn, like a
sex thing, like like if you want to hook up,
like if you want to have a threesome, go to
a hotel in a different city and have sex with
the maid, sure, like with your wife or whatever. You know,
that's that's the best way to do it. Anyways, So
or take it. Take advice from me after this story,
you know. So then that night, the company had rented
(10:40):
out a club like a bar like the Blake Shout
Won't kind of whatever, and it was like a rock
band plane. It was karaoke. It was all this food,
all this stuff. I was like not having this. So
after the conferences that day, I went got some like
really delicious pizza and I went up to my and
I got a Danish and the datish comes up. Later.
I went up to my room, had the room to myself,
(11:01):
laid in bed, ate pizza, beautiful view, beautiful, beautiful, stunning view.
And then I laid in bed. Then I fell asleep
and I woke up, and I like, immediately I was like, oh,
I forgot I got this Danish. So I was laying down,
My head was on my pillow. As I was eating.
I was eating like sideways, this Danish so good. But
(11:22):
but Vegas was I did Vegas good? On that it was?
And then two days later or day or two after
the conference, there was a shooting right where I was barfing.
Oh it was like a intentional shooting, like not like
a mass shooting, but like I think a couple of
people died. But it was on NBC night the news,
which I watched rest a whole love Him, and they
(11:45):
showed clips they had like a person like a reporter
there and clips of and I was like, I literally
I was pointing out my phone. I was like, I
barfed right there.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
They're like, just two days ago it was the normal
Las Vegas experience, people throwing up and fighting. Today it's
was a bloodbath.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, right, And like the investigators had to have seen
my bar because I barfed like in the fountain, but
also right next to the like where the water begins
down below, there's like a big ceramic tube for like
the I don't know, like the to help with the
fountain shows. Yeah, and I know that there was puke
on that, So the investigators had to have seen my puke.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Well, they probably watched you know, the day or two
before too, just to like see if they were you know,
just to see if they've got any footage of them prior.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
So oh wow, So yeah, somebody was on yeah and
then oh my god. Okay. So then a couple of
days later, we were on this like call at work,
the zoom call with all the other you know, and
we were recapping the conference. I was like, oh, yeah,
it was so great, and this other person said that
this other manager was involved in the shooting. Oh but
(12:49):
they weren't. They were making a joke. But I was like,
because I'm all about making inappropriate jokes and stuff, but
that's not something I would do. I wouldn't accuse one
of my colleagues of being a murder during a meeting. Yeah,
I was like, this is next level and.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
It was an actual murder.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
It's actual murder. Yeah, like like we like we make
fun of like you know, nine to eleven, that was
a long time ago, Like this is a person just died.
I was low blown away by that.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I feel like with Vegas, I feel like for me,
three four days max is why I'm in Vegas. I
don't like some people let's go for I'm like a
weeks too long, you know, three days, four days max.
And that's why I like, that's my just that's what
I like.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
I want to go back. I want to stay because
I wanted to gamble because I like playing blackjack. But
at the Belagia was like super fucking bougie. But they
have the short lou Louis Vuitton, and I was making
a joke like I was calling her mais herpes and
and they had fifty dollars minimum bet for blackjack. I'm
a five dollars table kind of guy. Sure, and and okay,
(13:52):
so on the way there, we flew, I flew Alaska
and that was fine, like, you know, I got my
diet coke, got they give me cookies. It was it
was awesome. So on the way back I drove, I
flew Spirit. Oh no, it was the next level.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
So they were like when I was waiting, they were like, oh,
if anyone wants to upgrade their ticket, sixteen dollars. So
I go up there. I'm like, oh I want to
And then they were like, oh, we're busy right now,
she'll help you down there. Like they were so sassy.
So they are get on the plane getting all situated,
and then the stewardess goes on the intercomm and says,
you all need to sit down, buckle up because we
need to get to Portland and back to Vegas in
(14:27):
time for dinner.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, and that's wow. Yeah they are. They're really like
aggressive on Spirit and like, yeah, this one lady was
thrown up and the the dude in front was just
looking like you almost fucking done and then didn't do
anything after that.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
But yeah, the Alaska had like these sweet older ladies
that were just like super sweet and grandma and like
hey sweetheart. And this one I was in the emergency
exit row and they have to their spiel like and
GI's an emergency or you willed to help? And I
nodded my head and she snapped her crylic fingers at
me and was like, I need you to say it, honey.
And I was like, oh my.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
God, I know they're really aggressive for some reason. I
noticed that too. And then when I went, like, my
seatbelt was like fucked up on the side or something,
so they go, we need you all to you know,
seatbelt on the way there, but it was like it
was like stuck underneath somehow and I couldn't figure it out.
But they didn't even care. They're just like that whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, and they were like talking, two of them I
were listening to. They were talking shit about somebody because
he is a regular flyer and they remembered him and
he had to use the restroom really bad, but it
wasn't the time to do it, and they were just
like talking about him poorly in front of me.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
That was like, oh my god. It was so crazy.
It reminded me of like a little bit like soul
playing because they had music plane. That was I don't
know if they do that on regular airlines, have music
plane while you're boarding.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I can't remember if I did. That threw me off,
But do you remember that old viral video of the
guy that goes like hydro wife hijo kid. Yeah, the
dude that was my right next to me, the steward
fly person, I don't know what they're called. Yeah, he
looked just like that and he sounded just like that,
and he was just like that guy. I was like,
(16:07):
oh shit, it's really weird.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yeah. There was the only other person. So it was
amazing because I was had two seats next to me
that nobody was in. And then in the next emergency
aisle there was this lady, beautiful lady she was She
was wearing a floor length dress and she had maybe
on her ten hand ten fingers. She had maybe like
(16:29):
twenty range and she was like laying down the whole time,
even when they like were landing and stop, they didn't
care at all.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
We gotta get back for dinner.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
For dinner. So I it was like half the price
of Alaska. So I will be flying Spirit like I think.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
For short places like that.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, yeah, I don't want to fly like to like
Hawaii on Spirit, but flying to Vegas like a one.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Time I was flying back from Hawaii at nighttime, and uh,
I was the only one in the aisle, so I
got to lay down.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
The entir I could go for that hardcore, but but
I could it was it was. It was intense. So
I don't know if like Spirit is looking for sponsor,
but I would totally be cool if Spirit sponsor our podcast. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I just like the fact that they didn't give a shit.
They're like, look, we're all gonna be in this tube
together for an hour and a half. That doesn't just
just stand or sit, I don't care and then just
get off. Like that's how it seems like.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
They did come through with the cart and they were like,
do you want something and I was like, oh, a
diet coke and she was like four ninety five Alaska,
it's free. Yeah. And then and then they were selling
their you know, credit cards and on Alaska there they
really try to upsell it and this one, this one
(17:43):
they were like, Okay, you guys need to fill this out,
but you need to make sure to spend three thousand
dollars in the first ninety days. And I was like what,
Like that's not yeah, that's not a good idea.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
That's like I remember them doing that to us. Yeah, yeah,
it was.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
It was a it was a riot. So yeah, so
Vegas I didn't. I did Vegas right and the sense
I made a lot of mistakes by drinking too much wine,
but I also felt like an adult drinking wine.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
So yeah, no, I I like the freaking My favorite
place in Vegas is that fuck it's the road. It's
not the Strip, but.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Oh Freemont Street. Free.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I could live on Freemon Street. That's my fucking jam.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That's my I want to stay on Freeman Street, like
the you know Golden Nugget or like there's like a
slide that goes through there's like sharks or whatever, and
that's my jam. Like I when I went with my dad,
we went every morning to a little uh a divy casino,
casino Royale on the Strip, and every morning we got
we double fisted blended margaritas and that was our breakfast.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
That's why I would like to say at the Flamingo too,
because right next to it there's an in and out
and then there's like a really good hot dog place
near the in and out. So if in and out
for some reason, I love intern out, but that's where
of like my jam because like when I go with Kathy,
she likes to go like the restaurants where it's like
thirty dollars a burger. I'm like, we can just get
a two dollars from in and out, you know, because
I'm just gonna get drunk a throat later anyways.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Exactly like I want to do Vegas that way, like
Bellaggio is not. It was of a lot of kids
and families, which really pissed me off because I was
smoking cigarettes and I don't want to smoke near kids,
but I'm going to because you're in a casino, you're
my motherfucker. And just like who goes to the gift
shops in Belagio were like hundreds of dollars for like
(19:16):
a rock, yeah or whatever. I know, I want some
like tacky souvenirs all I.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Want exactly yeah, And I like all the fun silly
Vegas one time I was really young. The first time
I went, I wasn't really young, probably seventh eighth grade,
but uh, we thought it'd be cool to walk the
strip because it seemed like it was doable. But it
was like one hundred and fifteen and we fucking did it,
but we almost died, like it was rough. It was
really fucking rough walking the strip.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, I want to I want to go back to
Vegas and do it again. But yeah, looking back, I
think next time I do a work trip, I'm gonna like,
maybe not drink much.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Or maybe just eat a little bit in the morning. Yeah,
so you don't eat so much at night and then
just drink a bunch.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah, I could have done stuff different. And I was
talking to this uh uh somebody works for the company
and she won some award and I was like, oh, congratulations.
I thought that's where the conversation was going to be done.
And then she started continuing talking to me, and I
was like, hold up, I'm really drunk right now, so
I can't do this. Yes, I love that. Yeah, that's
all her. The next day but I was getting my
pizza and my croissant and she was like, oh, I
remember you from last night. You were drunk.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh yeah, I'm hungover.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
I can't do this. Thing was I got drunk the
first night, second night, everybody got drunk. I got like
twelve hours to sleep. I showed up to that next
breakfast and the next day I fucking killed it. I
killed it. So yeah, so definitely. That's my report for Vegas.
So a lot of puke and the belagi and then
when I see the Bolagio Fountain, I'm like, I kind
of giggle.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
One funny story. I went with my dad one time
to Vegas and partied hard. Right, Well, we were looking
for the keys to the rent a car the next morning,
and uh, we finally find it, but we're we're trying
to walk. Now we're outside on the strip looking for
like how to get to our car, and shit, when
that starts getting really sick. So then uh, he starts
throwing up, and I hear a family walk by and
(20:55):
the little kid goes a drunk. But he was like
a little kid like telling his dad's like, Daddy, look,
it's a it's a drug, you know. But then it
gets even better because we're walking a little bit further
down the road and he h, he starts throwing up again.
He's holding onto like one of those newspaper things back
in the day. But a bus full of tourists fucking
and they were all Asian and they were just snapping
(21:18):
pictures of my dad. So that means wherever they were from,
there's just probably dozens of pictures of my dad just
throwing up, which is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
And that was before digital.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah, that was probably no therebuse.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I was thinking, like they're going to like, you know,
their little probably roughly about fifty to fifty at that time. Yeah,
oh that's amazing. But yeah, no, that's my report. I
don't know if I even called you because like drunk
Jeff running across the street and stuff, I don't know
if that would And usually we correspond on Instagram Messenger,
which is super Do people do that?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I don't know. I feel like it's becoming more common.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Most of your friends, who do you? How do you
communicate with them? Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Like you, my friend Madeline are all like Instagram, Yeah,
and Kaylene's Facebook. I have a few people that with Snapchat,
and then I have like a few people with text.
So it's weird.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
It's all over and then we remember. It's weird that
we're remembering because like I Core, I communicate with Kennean
via text, Jeremy text, you, Instagram, Melissa Facebook, Like, it's
just so interesting that we werembering.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
But well I did see the call the next morning,
but at ten people and my phone is on do
not disturb only my daughters and their moms and Kathy
and get ahold.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Of Oh should we change that? You know? And I'm
going to drinking. I need to. I need to be
able to get a hold of you. I know Melissa
does that with a text messages my cousin and but
I have to, like, I can deprogram it. I can,
it doesn't go to her. But then I there's a
button I can push and it does go to her.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
So I have to go with extra so you can
deprogram her phone.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I don't know, I'm not Google, but but anyways, so, yeah,
that's my report from Vegas. If you have a fun story,
maybe leave us a review and and and share it
if you in a debacle. We don't want to hear
any good stories about like winning a bunch of money,
because that never happens to me. Wow, that was some
top tier reporting.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
That was Yes, thank you, Jeff. Sounds like just had
a little bit too much. Yeah, I don't spend too
much money. Thanks for the reporting though, and so hopefully
the Blagio gets their ship together.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I agree. No, yeah, that's gonna that's an amazing story.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
And what about you? What kind of news do you have?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Andy? I just want to say, like, I feel like,
since I am we're knee deep in Pride month, yes,
and since I am the DEI hire for gays for
notable nostalgia, I think it's only fair that I just
really talk to you about what we need to do
this Pride Month. Okay, So listener, if you're an ally,
(23:48):
if you're an lgbt Q, I play. I Plus. I
fucking nailed that. I got all the letters. I think
there's probably other ones too, but anyways, well probably not
too many anymore, because there's one is twenty six letters. Yeah,
and that's like most of them. Okay, I don't want
to learn two alphabets. Okay. Anyways, So I think that
(24:08):
it's so great to celebrate gay culture and like what
we have, where we've come from, and like still we're
but we need to focus more on fighting for our rights, sure,
and fighting for equality. So I've come up with a
few things that we are going to work all of
our gay people and all of our allies this this
Pride month that we're going to work on together. Number One,
(24:32):
make Glitter Sparkle. So that means the movie Glitter is
turning twenty four, which is my accused age twenty four,
and we need to make that movie shine because again, listeners,
if you're a little younger, you might not know nine
to eleven. Nine to eleven happened February, no September Okay,
(24:59):
September eleventh. There you go. Oh, I was thinking, okay,
And what came out ten days after September eleventh, Glitter.
It was Mariah Carey's vehicle for you know, getting into
like movie making about a background singer who is played
by Maria Gary, who go has like a turbulent childhood
(25:21):
and upbringing and then wants to make it and then
it's just her journey to making it. So it's pretty awesome.
One of the best soundtracks to a movie bes I
had Space Jam and I still listen to that, even
though there's the r Kelly stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
When I was in third grade, my school had a
talent show and somebody did the space Jam song, but
they were kids and they didn't do it, so they
they had the music in the background, but they were
too scared to do it, so just they just all
stood there while the song is playing in the background.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
What's Welcome to the Space Because I still because that
album had well fly lacing by covered by seal and
then uh uh Monica, I will move them and then
R Kelly, I believe if I can, you know, and
I still listen to that. I know that he's a
predator and everything, but like not I am trying to
(26:13):
disassociate predator. Wait wait saying can we can we still enjoy?
R Kelly, I believe I can apply which is a
banger and not you know, like I was thinking about this.
I made this comment a while ago about the nine
to eleven terrorist hijackers and they're and I was like,
(26:33):
none of them are fuckable. I was really looking into them,
and about four to five of them I would smash.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I was gonna say, some of them are pretty attractive.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I mean not like well not attractive, but like attractive enough.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Well, I'm I'm not joking. I'm literally reading the book
called Fall and Rise, the story of nine eleven right now. Yeah,
so the whole nine to eleven. I can't just went
to this direction so fast. The whole plot for nine
to eleven costs less than five hundred thousand dollars for
them to actually do it. When think about the change
that was made for the world.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Yeah, for less than.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Five hundred thousand dollars. Millions of people have to like
take their shoes off at the airport, all the new regulations.
It's just crazy. That's a very small amount of money
to make that type of it.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Probably frustrates you because you hate feet.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Oh I fucking hate But like, guess, okay, so I.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Was looking at the hijackers. This is so inappropriate you now,
but it's been twenty five years. Like I would date him.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, he's not ugly.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I think that he would massage my feet and like
that kind of thing. But then look at this motherfucker.
I can't believe that he was chosen to be a terrorist,
Like like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Like if he if he was alive right now, he
would definitely be on like TikTok going like the problem
with Wonder Woman. He's actually all.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
He looks like somebody that would marry that gypsy Rose Blanchard.
Like he just he looks he looks like a dweeb. Anyways,
So some.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Of them got like prostitutes, like a lot right before
it happened.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Well, yeah, a lot of no hot guys getting prostitutes.
Do you think Kobe brought no? Probably Okay, so kob Kobe.
So anyway, So gays and allies, gatriots, let's do this.
Let's make that a bazy.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Did you just make up gay trios?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Oh? I was like, that is wonderful.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
No, but I identify as one. Okay, number two. This
is more for like lesbians that you guys can do
to help us out. So lesbians, let's start like an
uber eats for lesbians. If you did extra money us
gay guys, we need you, we need you. So Andy,
I got my oil change recently. How much does an
(28:43):
oil change.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Cost after everything? Thirty five bucks?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Are you fucking kidding me? I was told earlier today
it should cost about forty. I spent probably high two hundreds,
early three hundred. You didn't, Yeah, what the fuck did
you do anything? So the guy came up to me
and was like, I was in the waiting room, and
because I don't drive over the thing, I get out
(29:08):
of my car. I'm like, can you do it? Because
I don't want to smosh anybody, because if you kill
somebody by driving over them, it's gonna traumatize you. So
I just get out of my car and I went
to the waiting room and he came in. He was
like telling me words I didn't know what they meant
at all. He was like, you did get this blub
blah blah change change like that change Jiffy lube.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, mistake.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah. So anyways, and I just was getting anxious. He's like,
do you understand what I'm saying? And I was like, okay,
how long is this gonna take? And he was like, oh,
about forty five minutes. I was like, oh, can I
go to Starbucks? And like, you guys can call me
or this is done because I don't want to wait anymore.
But Jermys be so pissedive if he listens to this.
But our spouses don't listen to the podcast, yeah at all,
which is good for me because I say a lot
(29:51):
of things I didn't say. But so anyway, so lesbians
in the month of June, Uber eats for lesbians, So
we call you when we need something like hey, I'm
going to get my old change. I'm gonna bring a
dikey lesbian yes, and oh yeah yeah, and she'll be
like no, b like, don't fuck with my my gay
guy right here, like just because you know that he's
gay and tired, Like I had iced coffee already, and
(30:12):
I want to go back to Starby's. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I used to work with lesbian that was more I
don't know how to say correctly, because I'm a.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Dike or a femick, a lot more masculine. Oh a
dike a bull dike.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yes, and uh. She had my back like nobody's fucking business.
Like it was insane. She was ready to go fight
people for me. I'm like, it's okay. I was just
on the phone. She's like not. I was like, damn,
all right, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
So yeah, And as I'm entering my bro era, I
a lot of bros hang out with dikey lesbians, like
lesbians that go to home depot. They a lot of
times have friends that say no homo to each other.
You know, you know what the kids say nowadays? They
say say less yeah. And I was at a coffee
(30:59):
place and they were like, do you want whip cream
or no whipped cream? And I was like, no whip
and they were like, say less And I was like,
how do I say list to that?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Just said no no.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, And then he was like who are you listening to?
And I was like, oh, this is Tony Braxton and
he was like, I don't know who that who he is?
And I was like, Tony Braxton's is she? And I'm
gonna give you a little bio on her. So did
you go to Bentley's the dog one?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Every time I've been to Bentley's, I'm assuming that's what
it feels like to drink. Come.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, oh hundred percent like a clown.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Com well that, but just every time there's like a
flavor in there, they just put a bunch of syrup,
but it just stays on the bottom, so like you
can drink and then at the very end you just
get this like thick little gnk.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I don't like how you say syrup.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
How do you say it?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Syrup? Man?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Sorry, I've been drinking. Yeah, okay, so we got the
lesbians helping you out with your oil?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Third one, I want us all all allies and members
of the LGBTQ community to jerk off in Unison on
June twenty eighth, which is the anniversary of the Stonewall Riots.
There we go and jerk off to Kirk Cameron because
he is anti LGBTV is so really cute and no,
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I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
So you find him attractive, but you were flabbergasted when
I brought up Anna Kendrick.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
One of them is a teenheart throb that aged very well,
so I have crushed on him growing up and we
just aged together. The other one is, uh, she looks
like she She came out of Auschwitz and was like, oh,
I didn't lose enough weight? Is it bad? I shouldn't
say that.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
No, I'm just saying I don't. I don't think she's
like insane.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
The skinny Oh okay, yeah, she let's try that again.
She got out Auschwitz and said, oh I look too fat. Okay,
So we all jerk off together during that. And the
fourth one because I did have another joke, but it
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used the word four too much and I can't say
that word very fundily. So it would be our ancestors
or like our forefathers, but or four mothers. But now
it's twenty twenty five, so it's for emers because you
can't say mothers or fathers anymore for them. Okay, third
one or fourth one? We chicks la, So we go
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to Chick fil A's and we like slay the boots
house down, say the house boots down at chick fil A.
So we go to Chick fil A and we chick
cil a and we just say things like yes, bitch,
or like or like hey, I'm my name Stacy. I'll
be taking your order. Because they have a really good
customer service. They introduce themselves to you and we say
like okay, Stacy, like who's the slut here? Oh, you know,
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like we just kiki with this bitch, yeah, and like
we just completely slay it. Or for our older boomer
queens because a lot of older people are gaining now
they can chick chick full of hay because people don't say, hey,
I think this joke is going somewhere because I wrote
it when I was high, and the convenience for parking
(34:12):
lot perfect, so I feel like there's something there, So listener,
Chick fil A. Hey, you know, I don't know that's
neither here nor there, So listener, do something good for
your gaze this year, this this Pride month. If you
see us like I don't know, flip us off or
like whatever, you know, just do something good for gays.
Watch a Barbara Streisand film. Yeah she's not gay, but
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like she's ugly enough that she probably could be.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
She like a lot of people's uh mos.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would say so mine I was
given at birth because we all are given one at birth.
Mine was Mariah and it's not by the doctor, it's
just by like like, so some people get like Tina Turner,
some get Jana Jackson, some get Celi and Dion, Jeremy
got Cilian Dion and late I've got Taylor Swift. So yeah,
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a lot of younger gay guys are getting Taylor Swift,
which is which is cool for them. But I'm a Lamb,
So that's a Mariah Carey fan.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Why does lamb I don't.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Really know why, like lover.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Always Mariah bitch it boom.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I just love her style. So anyway, so gays, let's
do some stuff this year and let's take it. Let's
take it over because everyone's a little gay, Yeah I
think so, right or not? Like besides, like the people
aren't gay.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Well, like one thing I like to tell people, you know,
and I've heard people in the past they go like, well,
it's a choice. I'm like, all right, well, when did
you choose to be straight? They're like, what, Like, well,
so if it's a choice, when did you choose to
be straight?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
And if it was a choice, I chose right, because
why would I want to be with somebody who nags
and complaints and like periods all over the place. I
don't want to deal with that shit. No. I like
somebody who can like stand up to be and if
they want to sit down, they sit down.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
And for the allies, if you see a homophobe, tell
them fuck you, as as simple as that.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
And won't you.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I've tried to fight multiple homo homophobes.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Oh but you know, being gay is so great, Like
two guys, it's all gas, no break, like, that's what
it's like. So yeah, just go with it. Yeah, anyways, so,
uh give us a five star review your favorite ally
LGBTQ podcast. I guess we are. But we're also homophobic
for the people that are listen because all I care
(36:30):
about is listeners.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah, and so we're the gay misogynists homophobic, but we
are anti.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Cannibal anti cannibal one hundred percent, like well ninety five
percent because a few.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Of the listeners. Then we got your back.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah, we got your back. Like, and I've never eaten human,
remember what.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Man, some of these go crazy? I love it.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Okay, Okay, Hey, we will follow us on everything. We're
gonna start doing more on our socials, so you have
a reason to go there, and.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Then make sure you vote in July for an episode
you want to here.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah, I love that, all right, until next time.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
I'm Jeff, I'm and oh no, actually I'm Drew. I'm
an Drew Carrie.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Oh I love that because he's gay, oh Drew.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
And then Mariah Carey oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Yeah, this has been notable news.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Oh yeah, until next time.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, keep it, keep your headlights
on Toby maguire.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
And that's a wrap for this episode of Notable Nostalgia.
You hope you enjoyed our trip down memory lane just
as much as we did. If you love reminiscing with us,
don't forget to subscribe, great and leave a review and
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