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Speaker 1 (00:03):
And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
at the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook
it up with a witch and that was that. Cats
can smile apparently, whoa weird, but it doesn't always mean
that they're happy.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
He receives a call from what I can only assume
is the future winner of every acting award ever.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, Jennyman is a star. Her look looks weren't a
part of the issue.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
for Jennas.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Maybe this is not appropriate either, but we'll see.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
What's up nostalgia nerds. I hope you're doing well. We're
recording this before we actually know if we want or not,
so I know this episode comes out a week after
the gallop, but as of right now, we still don't
know if we want.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yes, so we do both. So let's practice. So the
winner is not notable nostalgia, what do we do boom?
Or I just like blow up the place. I'm gonna
wear a pipe bomb. Okay, if we win and the
winner is notable nostalgia, yay, we love us. Yeah, I'm
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really happy.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
The opposite of pipe bomb it's gonna be a happy
bomb pet bomb. Oh, we just pep up the place.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So we are here today, listener, We are here today
to do some breaking news, so notable news. That's nostalgic. Yeah, Andy,
what do you got for us today?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So there's been I don't know if you've heard about this,
but you're telling me that recently you went blueberry picking.
There's been like some kind of crazy thing going on
where there's been multiple blueberry trucks overturning on the highway.
And I love it because every single news place it
says there's a traffic jam.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
So his driver was charged after tractor trailer filled with
blueberries overturns on I ninety five in Johnson County. So
that's in North Carolina, and he's facing several charges. I
don't know if he was drinking or what, but I
guess that backed up the traffic for a long time.
He collided with a guardrail, the truck overturned, and blueberries
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went everywhere. That makes sense of it. That was the
only one, right But in Canada, right around the same time,
blueberry spill causes traffic jam and mission a torrent A
blueberry spilled off a pickup in Mission last week, landing
the driver a ticket.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Mission.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
The RCMP, which is like the something Canada Royal Canada
Mounted Police I think, said it was a juicy incident
during the afternoon rush hour on June twenty ninth, when
a white Ford pickup carrying crates of freshly picked blueberry
stopped at the intersection and when the track when the
and then the truck pulled over, some of the crates
tumbled out of the back of the truck and crashed
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into the roadway, spilling thousands of berries onto the road,
causing a literal traffic jam. So the Mounties use shovels
to clean up the sticky mess. As motorists watched the
clean up, it just like, I mean, how I mean,
do you think people really stopped? And I was like, oh,
look there, I mean how long could you actually watch that?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I would pull over?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
You're like, wow, you picking up blueberries now? Uh? And
then one of the police said it's a lesson for everyone,
trying to say five minutes costs everyone an hour. So
if you're hauling blueberries, I guess, just pull over correctly
and then start slow, like I guess this.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Is why more people need to go to the Blueberry
and like do you picks? Yeah, because then we wouldn't
have these massive trucks going to like the safe Ways
or the Freddy's or the Crokers or whatever. Yeah, and
then did anybody get hurt during these No?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
But if you look up Blueberry crash, I guess like
certainly some child died on a street called Blueberry because
of a crash.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
And I was like, that's really so sad. So he
died via blueberries.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah in a way.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, it was kind of like sweet in a way
because he died the doing what he loved, dressing up
as cause place murfs. But yeah, that is why I
love news stories that use like ponds or like in
the windows or like bird playing. I think that's so fabulous.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
But these are within like a week apart, which is weird.
And North Carolina one Canada, So I do feel like whatever,
like there's some kind of conspiracy going on with blueberries
and I for want him for it.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, we need to get our notable nostalgia investigative crew
on this.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yes, we'll just start going to random roads and just
waiting for the blueberry thing, just waiting for the blueberries
to come down.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, those raspberries keep driving.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
This is this is blueberry country boy.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
No blueberry season has been a hit for me. And
this is kind of like a good seguay to my
news story actually, so it also vaguely connects to blueberries.
So I recently, yeah, got into like my blue blueberry
picking an era. I've been twice this season, and the
first time I went was right after an incident that happened.
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So I've I already talked to you about this, Andy,
but I want the listener to like, it's like a
PSA for notable nostalgia. So I'm also in my going
to waterfalls era. So I went on a high like
two and a half miles, not two and a half
a month, two and a half hours about it doesn't
matter how long hour and a half anyways, and was
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about three minutes from there. I brought Gus and me,
you know, And about two minutes before we got there,
I was like, oh, like, I have to pee. I
don't want to risk pein in front of people, so
I'm gonna pull over inside the highway and urinate. So
I did, and I was urinating, and all of a sudden,
I was like, ah, I had this like stimulation in
my lower gut and I literally just started crapping my pants.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yeah, so I was wearing underwear boxer breefs and also
these shorts that had like compression shorts, so I was
like three layers and I was like, okay, I'm good.
So I started too this is so gross, but like, listener,
take note, I started just robing and I was like, oh,
I can just toss my underwear because it's just a
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little sharp situation. It's fine. But then as I was
like the bottom half of me was naked, I started
diarrhea and more. But the night before, it was fourth
of July, I went to like a Mexican cookout with
Jeremy's family. So I ate a lot of spicy food,
a lot of spicy alcohol like margaritis and shit and
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so you know, and so yeah, so I'm almost side
of the road diarrhye. I'm like, okay, I'm not going
to be able to continue this journey. So I grabbed
the blanket that I brought for Gus to cover up with,
and I was like wrapping myself around and like Gus
is just in the past interestat like watching me like
we're making eye contact.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
And guess is judging you?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, I think you was judging, Like what the fuck
are you doing? And then also like that smells amazing
because my dog is disgusting. So I wrap a blanket
around my body and I am about to get into
my side of the car and I start diarrheing more
and I'm standing up like straight. So it was like
that time that you opened a champagne bottle and you
put your thumb over it.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, that's I opened a champagne bottle and it started
going crazy. And every time I've seen a video online,
I'm like, just stick your finger in there. I don't
know what the issue is. Yeah, so I tried that,
and it makes it so much worse. It was It's
on the ceiling, it was in the it was everywhere.
It was fucking everywhere.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
And that's how this was because I was standing up straight,
so like my butt cheets close together worked as the thumb.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Do you think if you stopped or do you think
it want to crazier?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I think it would have started coming out of my
mouth and my ears and my eye, my eyes on it.
But it was so disgusting and I at that point,
I'm diarrhene with the blanket around me. So I'm like, oh, fucked.
So i take the blanket off and I run across
to the other side of my car, around my car,
and I'm at this point, I'm just naked. Yeah, So
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I sid the freeway and you're like not too far
away from like Detroit, like sister, like a lot of tourists,
like summer tourists areas, so like people are seeing this.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh so cars were driving by they were yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So anyway, so that's why I'm like, Okay, I just
wipe myself down with as much as I can. And
the whole way home is hour and a half. There
was no signal service for a lot of it. So
I'm sitting there in silence, just like reaking of shit,
and then Dust is like trying to get at me
because he wants to like lick it up. So it
was so fucking awkward. And then afterwards I was like,
I'm gonna walk. I called Jeremy. I was like, Jeremy,
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I'm this is what happened, and he was like oh.
And then I go home and like pressure wash myself
and then I'm like I can't make this day. Bad.
So I went leaberry picking and it was just and
then they were like, oh, do you want some lavender?
And I was like fuck him because I have like
a slot for lavender. And then so then the next
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day I was like, I can't let this wing. Oh
by the way side bar, I left my shortsamander where
inside of the.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Way I would too. Yeah unless see, I guess, unless
you have a classic bag.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah I did. Yeah. So then the next day I
was like, I'm going I'm going on this hike because
the water is like rumored to be like churt boys
like you's bright. I was like, I have to see this.
And as we're getting closer, I'm like paranoid, like there's
like a bortex that like I'm gonna just shot myself
at this point, so I was really nervous. And then awkwardly,
I saw my underwhere my shorts in the middle of
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the road, so like an animal got to it. And
I know that poopy makes you like uncomfortable, Andy, but
so I apologize about this, but don't worry.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
You know what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
So I went on the hike. It was gorgeous, and
on the way home, I was not embarrassed. I literally listened.
I ran over my shortsanderwhere just like you don't own me, it.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Got stuck in your axles. You just have to get
a new car and everything.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
And I didn't realize to the next day. I was like,
oh my god, I was really close to a campground
when I was pooping on the side of the road.
But listener, here's the point of the message is pack
up your car now, like, have a change of clothes, wipes,
a tarp, a commode, like all of whatever you need,
like set yourself up success at tar. Yeah, this change anything.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Do you keep extra boxes or anything in your car?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I called my mom and I was like, Mom, what
do I do? Because my mom likes to do herself.
I was like, but I was like, she's she has
experience in this. And I was like, what do I do?
And she like gave me like the list, like this
is what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
And I was like, thinking, it's actually a good idea
just to keep extra clothing shit in your car because
let's say it wasn't poop. What if you just spilled
a bunch of coffee on you.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh my god, that's so smart. Yeah, oh wow, So listener,
get your prepared, get prepared, and then and then yes,
and there's any news stories that you want us to cover,
we have our investigative crew on on like all over
the nation.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Andy, Yeah, I guess just you know, watch out for
those blueberries, watch out for men shooting on the road.
I was gonna say, you know, you have a good
dude with Jeremy. When you called him, He's like all right,
and he's like I'll help you know what I mean,
without even question, like that's dope.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Well, my neighbor has a has a ring cam.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
So I was like, yeah, could you imagine.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
I was like, make sure nobody is nearby, and like
stand in front of her ring cam like block me.
And then I was walking inside. I was like, oh,
I can't believe I fell in the mud on that
hike and I'm just like covered and shit, I said, crude,
I do not chew my food. Well enough, yeah, I
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know it. He's so grossed that right now. All right, listener,
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We'll still read it.
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Yeah yeah, all right. Fan us on social and follow
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Dog and we will see you next Tuesday. I'm Andy Barry,
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Speaker 1 (12:17):
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