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Speaker 1 (00:10):
The sounds you hear were recorded inside the library of
a typical North American haunted house. This is the start
of October Pod. My name is Edward October and this
is October POD's chilling, thrilling sounds of retro horror. It's
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a moody, ambient soundscape in a varicose vein, and I.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Hope you like it.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Our record requires only the simplest of equipment in ordinary
mary phonograph needle, a four inch speaker, and a twenty
two inch machete. I'll be your guide for the next
hour or so, leading you through a lurid landscape of
auditory environments filled with appalling apparitions, cosmic creatures, crazed cultists,
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and maladjusted murderers. Why don't you just sit back, relax,
and listen to the sounds of the restless spirits frolicking
all about you. I promise you will have the time
of your life the last time.
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Don't worry. I'll be right back, just as soon as
I've found a way out of here.
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I thought I'd never find the exit this way through
the graveyard. Some say that it's the fastest shortcut to
the village, though the locals never take it. There are
plenty of legends about the unquiet dead who lay restless
beneath our feet. Some say that on nights like this one,
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when the moon is full, zombies will rise from their graves,
hungry for warm human flesh.
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Hid When I think kidney.
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about you.
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Good thing. Your brain didn't seem all that appetizing. As
you can see, we've just been beamed aboard a starship,
the USS Haddenfield in the year twenty two fifty six.
We're in the Haddenfield Exobiological life Forms Laboratory, or Hell
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for short. Inside these menageries and test tubes, you'll find
strange flora and fauna from hundreds of different alien worlds,
as well as homegrown, genetically engineered misfits of science. Some
of these creatures are Cyclopean cosmic horrors in their own right,
terrifying enough to drive mortal men to madness. And it
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just so happens that it's feeding time for some of
the larger creatures. I'd better do a check of the
life support and containment systems if just a single variable
and the security protocol's malfunctions will be up to our
necks in nasty ravenous extraterrestrials. Just stay right there while
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I check this out. Whatever you do, don't touch anything.
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Speaker 13 (35:00):
Agency Agency Agency Agency Imagenescy Emergency.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Our journey into the chilling, thrilling sounds of retro horror
continues on side B. You may turn the record over
when you hear the tone.
Speaker 14 (35:29):
Oh, monsters do have their place in the zoo, in
your nightmares, in the deep, in your favorite horror movies,
but not on your phone. During an ad break, Politically
motivated interests are seeking to influence you through the ads
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placed on this podcast. Hi, I'm your host Edward October,
reminding you that we have very limited control over the
ads you hear on October Pod. Please remember that only
the ads and promos I read with my own voice
carry the endorsement of Edward October and October Pod. Furthermore,
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I and the makers of October Pod repudiate any entity
advertised which seeks to promote hatred, anti American or anti
democratic sentiments, or the spread of misinformation. Now with that
in mind, October Pod will return after this brief ad break.
Speaker 15 (36:36):
It's seventeen ninety one. Do you know where the Headless
Horseman is? Welcome to Tarrytown, a peaceful New York hamlet
with one exception. It's located only a mile away from
the most haunted place in America, Sleepy Hollow. They said
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it was safe to venture into the.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Hollow at night.
Speaker 15 (37:02):
They were Wrongird October Pod presents The Brides of Sleepy Hollow,
a shocking, all new, all original sequel to the Ultimate
Halloween ghost Story, The Legend of a Sleepy Hollow, written
by Amber Jordan Whitney, Zahar Jane knightsheb Dan b Fierce,
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from an original idm by Edward October, starring Ari Sha
Karen Rayner of chick Lit Podcast, Tom O'Connor of Madison
on the Air, Chauncey K.
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Robinson, host of YouTube's production Tales from Hell, and Edward October.
The Brides of Sleepy Hollow Coming to October Pod AM
and October Pod home Video on the Tuesday before Halloween,
October twenty seven. This time you may lose more than
your head.
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October dot Com.
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Welcome aboard, mate. He try to keep your sea legs
about you as we sail this ghost ship through the
narrow passage of pirate's cove. This is the good ship
imaging Bliss, and as you can see, we're surrounded by
a cutthroat crew of night creatures and sea banshees. Every
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crewman on deck is the ghost of a pirate, and
every man jack of them has been dead these three
hundred years now. Even the bravest pirates of old used
to fear these waters. Legend has it that a giant,
gigantic sea monster dwells in the inky depths are many
of the old hands say. You can hear it bellerin
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from the deep on nights when the seas be restless
like tonight.
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Black sheils and star and b.
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A you're mi ma tee.
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Four h well, four.
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H you lie bastard.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Come follow me into this cave. If you point the
beam of your flashlight at the rock walls, you will
see cave drawings left by this region's oldest inhabitants. You
can also see strange occult symbols drawn in blood by
some of the cave's more recent visitors. It's a well
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known fact that the old black arts of necromancy are
still practiced here. They say that devil worshiping cults celebrate
the black mass within this cave, sometimes with the intention
of opening a portal to hell. Sh listen.
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The right to.
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Day start out smart boss, thing in your heart out
good morning. If it's I don't know how I tomorrow
your boy, it is it not all he do? Stay
now yo, yeah, it is that I hate heady. May
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Knew what to lay down?
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Day?
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Did I die?
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I want to do?
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But I stay car I don't boy, you didn't I
didn't today he could die? Hete door that it's kind out.
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Yeaame game.
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Nothing find nothing, I have.
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No me.
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Good maya.
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If it's I knew how to tomorrow your boy, it's
not how he do? Its tiny? Yeah they tire, Hey dady,
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Did I die?
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I wanted to do by the stain. Card, I don't, boy,
you didn't I didn't.
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It's a day he could die. He door. That's kindash.
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What's decision.
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I don't look what it's.
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Christmas and that smile her tay me a heart of
good mayer. If it's I don't know how to tomorry
out your boy, it's not how he does stay a ya, yeah,
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plain nobody did I die? I wanted to do by
the stay car, I don't about you didn't I didn't.
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good boy. If it's I don't know how to marry
your boy, it's got all here your state ayr, Yeah,
it isna tie hey day they study house and I
do used to the not about the day I die.
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boyd ain't Boddy's day.
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He can do.
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That's kind of house.
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Kay. The queen.
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H yeah, did you look.
Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
There's a terrible storm and all the lights are out.
According to the radio, the bridge that would take us
back into town is washed out. And what's more, there's
a homicidal maniac on the loose. Earlier this evening, he
escaped from a mental hospital and is thought to be
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hiding in the woods. He likes to kill his victims
with a chainsaw. Luckily, we've found this old cabin in
the woods where we can hide out and take shelter
from the storm and warm our bones by a cheerful
fire crackling on the hearth. I'm sure we'll be perfectly
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safe here as long as we stay quiet.
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Number any anything, names.
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any name, lay us unstop.
Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
And so concludes Octoberpod's chilling, thrilling sounds of retro horror.
If the ghosts, demons, aliens and chainsaw killers were unable
to do you in, well, all I can say is
better luck next time. And to those of you who
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It's seventeen ninety one. Do you know where the Headless
Horseman is? Welcome to Terrytown, a peaceful New York hamlet
with one exception. It's located only a mile away from
the most haunted place in America, Sleepy Hollow. They said
(01:17:40):
it was safe to venture into the Hollow at night.
They were wrong. Octoberpod presents The Brides of Sleepy Hollow,
a shocking, all new, all original sequel to the Ultimate
HALLOWEENOS story, The Leg of a Sleepy Hollow, written by
(01:18:02):
Amber Jordan Whitney, Zehar Jane Knightshet Dan b Fierce, from
an original idn by Edward October, starring Ari Sha Karen
Raymer of chick Lit Podcast, Tom O'Connor of Madison on
the Air, Chauncey K. Robinson, host of YouTube's production Tales
from Hell, and Edward October. The Brize of Sleepy Hollow
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