July 28, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I ain't no mucht a do you nothing? You kim jo.
I done told you when a gal get ready to
change your mind. Boys, he's changed. You don't mess around
with her.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I wonder who in the world has done told her
that I was talking to Pisty Blee.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Well in the first place, you ain't had no business
talking to Pisty grade.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Well, I didn't talk to her. I was standing on
the corner of here the capt the cabin. He come
up and started talking to me.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Well, you say, old man tell us passed by it
just as Pussy was standing there. Hey, but the old
man's gone send her telegram or something.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
No, No, I don't think that he's done.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Donner. Well leave me that telegram again. Let's let's hear
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Ye see here, Yes, he'll just see Jeffy see you?
Why some girl saying here, becaugo send? You are going
to tip the lee? I too, poll you have broken
arrol and give most I returned the ring time.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Me the tailor.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Well, uh wait a lion or rise appreciation.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, you know, ever since I got there your telegram,
I've been there stricken the summer Gandon.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
I just feel like that's.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
All doubled up in a not.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, your brain is sending or not? Ever since I
knowed you?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah, what in the world must I do?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
The thing to do is the Sambhood telegram.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
But the trouble is with you though you don't know
what your stage are when you're in the telegram.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I know, but I I don't wanted to break the
ginsing with and it.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I love that girl. I'd do anything in the world
for reason.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah. Not, wait a minute, let us get up a
telegram right there, wait 'em and.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Give him and here come to Kingstreek.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Now don't see nothing to him about it with you?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh? Hello kingfich Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Hello, boys? How is you today?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Alright?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Oh, I'm pretty good? How is you? Kingstee?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Well, everything's going pretty good. One or two little things,
sayall wanna take up with you boys?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Anything wrong today?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
No, not exactly wrong. Somebody took the cares over to
my office. What yeah, what?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
What then happen?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
You know?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
So on my first aid the brothers put in and
uh give me that good.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Of tear that I fit in. Sometimes that was the
best piece of furniture in the laws.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Dog, Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Well, some brother is gonna cook the care. You don't
mean to tell me?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Well, how you won't find out where it is?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Well, they tell you, boys, I think one of the
officers that was the seated that the election took it.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I was making the rounds today, see if I can
run across it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I was calling on all the officers.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, it ain't nothing for us to do but write
a new bile ag. That's all I can do.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Well, don't you boys worry about to tell I'll get that.
Maybe one of the brothers is playing.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
A joke on me. What else is wrong? Well?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Now, Uh, the only thing that I want to check
up on right now is about this testment that we
is gonna make.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh you mean about the testis and the test goals?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Where's wrong with the tessment?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Well, in the first place, uh, don't put tix of
the brothers pay the assessment when they is set.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
You see, now, we have been.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Sending out letters to all the members saying, according to the.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
By laws of the Lord, we is gonna assess the numbers.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
So our figures that as long as am but six
of the brothers hand assessments.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
What is the youth of sending the letters to all
the brothers and was waste them stamps.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
The eyes of God us? What do you mean, King
c Listen, they they've had those base.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
We is talking over a big population here, and you
ask what we're talking about. Flame it to him, King Kase,
we'll lame us uh as long as them. But six
of the brothers paid assessment when they assessed. Our figures
that we'll just send them six brothers assessment and save
the stamps.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
That we would use to write the letters. Save about it?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
That that that that that's already.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I gain'st the names. When me and the kings base
figures out something like this, don't worry about it. If
it wasn't all right, it is never getting our heads, uh.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Brother and the uh uh you?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Is that? Well? All right? I ain't get just j
just so I ain't messed up in it myself, you too,
go ahead and do it?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
What else is we gotta figure out?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
King Jay? Let me look at my list here a second.
Well that's about all I guess.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
So I'll go ahead and write the six dollars and
I'll have 'em send them money to my house so
that he'll.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Be sure and get it.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Uh you gonna have him sentence to your house. Huh.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
You'll see you sometimes down at the lodge. Call the
mail man, come down there.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
With a letter. And if the lorge hall is locked up,
the mail man might get mad and send it back
to whoever sent it.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Sure, sure, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
And then on the other hand, if I tell my
wife that some of us the brothers is sending in
the Testament, he gonna leave the house that'll come.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Sure, Sure, that's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Kings say, well, I don't know what use blellas are doing,
so go ahead and do it yourself. Just leave me
over there. I got enough trouble without that. Well, boys,
I'll get going here. I'll see you boys later.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh but if no long gaves me no long gang.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
None of the boys to be as all getheras in
that gage.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
P Tenites and mystic like for Oh, show shows go on,
really in it.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I don't know how used it is. Bot got the
things he talking about. But if certainly don't sound good
to me?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
What you mean it don't sound, girl, Well, it ain't
no use to.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Mess with it. Narratives. I don't know. I I got
enough on my mind to keep me business.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
For a long time, I've worried Emma's the galt can't
worried or death, you know it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I ain't never say nobody worried as much as you
about nothing. When with a Parker marry somebody else, I
didn't get all of.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
'em there, No cause you didn't love me to bark
for as much as I love you to tell him.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Listen in um, I knows loves as am as anybody
else too. But it ain't no use to let it worry.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Well, work's it gonna do when you can't help it?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Listen? The way I figure out the thing is uh
like this. You see, I have so many things to
think about that when everything pile up in my head
and I feel a strain on my frame, then I
just jump everything out and slail my head. I just
(06:14):
slaar my head all up.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Man, How you gonna clear up your head?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Though?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
There? There that's something hard to do?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Then?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh no, make your mind a blank, make it a blinker. Well,
you are not having no trouble doing that. Yours is
that way? Before you start? Just get back to Netra.
I say, you got you back to Necker.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Well, look here, here's what I got the world though,
here's a telegram from Luby's find.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well wait a minute, what do it? What do we
stay there about the ring?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, say Murth, I send back to the ring.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Uh, well, now let's send her telegram and staying this
thing out.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Oh, they wasn't much say too in the telegrams.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Well, in the first place, you wanna know if you
done broke the engagement, don't you?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Yeah that that's where you see.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
In her telegram.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, uh, you don't wanna let her know that you
were done broken.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
No gagement, No cause I ain't broke none.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
You ain't the one that started all the subble. Fisty
Blake is the one that's done done that.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
If Chifty Blake hadn't come up and started talking to me,
everything would have been over age.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Well, then the first thing I would say in my
telegram would be, uh, something like this, I was not
broke the gugement. If our engagement is broke, Firsty Blake
is the one to blame, not me.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah, cause I ain't broke no gege me. I don't
wanna break no gugement neither.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Well, then you ought to send a telegram and say
that if the engagement is broke. Blame tisty blake, that's
the one. Yeah, but it is no give me no,
it ain't broke. But if anything happened, it ain't your
fault of it.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
No idea mindful.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
But let her blame twisty blake like you ought to do.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Well, what else would you say?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Well? Uh, the next thing you wanna knowld you must
send a ring back to you. Mmm. Now you don't
want to act keep about the ring, so just put
in the telegram that you can keep the ring to
that and you.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Are sitting to get me in America. I ain't gonna
ride that stuff. I ain't gonna do it.
I ain't no mucht a do you nothing? You kim jo.
I done told you when a gal get ready to
change your mind. Boys, he's changed. You don't mess around
with her.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I wonder who in the world has done told her
that I was talking to Pisty Blee.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Well in the first place, you ain't had no business
talking to Pisty grade.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Well, I didn't talk to her. I was standing on
the corner of here the capt the cabin. He come
up and started talking to me.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Well, you say, old man tell us passed by it
just as Pussy was standing there. Hey, but the old
man's gone send her telegram or something.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
No, No, I don't think that he's done.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Donner. Well leave me that telegram again. Let's let's hear
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Ye see here, Yes, he'll just see Jeffy see you?
Why some girl saying here, becaugo send? You are going
to tip the lee? I too, poll you have broken
arrol and give most I returned the ring time.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Me the tailor.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Well, uh wait a lion or rise appreciation.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, you know, ever since I got there your telegram,
I've been there stricken the summer Gandon.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
I just feel like that's.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
All doubled up in a not.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, your brain is sending or not? Ever since I
knowed you?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah, what in the world must I do?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
The thing to do is the Sambhood telegram.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
But the trouble is with you though you don't know
what your stage are when you're in the telegram.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I know, but I I don't wanted to break the
ginsing with and it.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I love that girl. I'd do anything in the world
for reason.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah. Not, wait a minute, let us get up a
telegram right there, wait 'em and.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Give him and here come to Kingstreek.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Now don't see nothing to him about it with you?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh? Hello kingfich Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Hello, boys? How is you today?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Alright?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Oh, I'm pretty good? How is you? Kingstee?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Well, everything's going pretty good. One or two little things,
sayall wanna take up with you boys?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Anything wrong today?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
No, not exactly wrong. Somebody took the cares over to
my office. What yeah, what?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
What then happen?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
You know?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
So on my first aid the brothers put in and
uh give me that good.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Of tear that I fit in. Sometimes that was the
best piece of furniture in the laws.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Dog, Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Well, some brother is gonna cook the care. You don't
mean to tell me?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Well, how you won't find out where it is?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Well, they tell you, boys, I think one of the
officers that was the seated that the election took it.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I was making the rounds today, see if I can
run across it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I was calling on all the officers.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, it ain't nothing for us to do but write
a new bile ag. That's all I can do.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Well, don't you boys worry about to tell I'll get that.
Maybe one of the brothers is playing.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
A joke on me. What else is wrong? Well?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Now, Uh, the only thing that I want to check
up on right now is about this testment that we
is gonna make.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh you mean about the testis and the test goals?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Where's wrong with the tessment?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Well, in the first place, uh, don't put tix of
the brothers pay the assessment when they is set.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
You see, now, we have been.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Sending out letters to all the members saying, according to the.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
By laws of the Lord, we is gonna assess the numbers.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
So our figures that as long as am but six
of the brothers hand assessments.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
What is the youth of sending the letters to all
the brothers and was waste them stamps.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
The eyes of God us? What do you mean, King
c Listen, they they've had those base.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
We is talking over a big population here, and you
ask what we're talking about. Flame it to him, King Kase,
we'll lame us uh as long as them. But six
of the brothers paid assessment when they assessed. Our figures
that we'll just send them six brothers assessment and save
the stamps.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
That we would use to write the letters. Save about it?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
That that that that that's already.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I gain'st the names. When me and the kings base
figures out something like this, don't worry about it. If
it wasn't all right, it is never getting our heads, uh.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Brother and the uh uh you?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Is that? Well? All right? I ain't get just j
just so I ain't messed up in it myself, you too,
go ahead and do it?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
What else is we gotta figure out?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
King Jay? Let me look at my list here a second.
Well that's about all I guess.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
So I'll go ahead and write the six dollars and
I'll have 'em send them money to my house so
that he'll.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Be sure and get it.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Uh you gonna have him sentence to your house. Huh.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
You'll see you sometimes down at the lodge. Call the
mail man, come down there.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
With a letter. And if the lorge hall is locked up,
the mail man might get mad and send it back
to whoever sent it.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Sure, sure, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
And then on the other hand, if I tell my
wife that some of us the brothers is sending in
the Testament, he gonna leave the house that'll come.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Sure, Sure, that's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Kings say, well, I don't know what use blellas are doing,
so go ahead and do it yourself. Just leave me
over there. I got enough trouble without that. Well, boys,
I'll get going here. I'll see you boys later.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh but if no long gaves me no long gang.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
None of the boys to be as all getheras in
that gage.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
P Tenites and mystic like for Oh, show shows go on,
really in it.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I don't know how used it is. Bot got the
things he talking about. But if certainly don't sound good
to me?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
What you mean it don't sound, girl, Well, it ain't
no use to.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Mess with it. Narratives. I don't know. I I got
enough on my mind to keep me business.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
For a long time, I've worried Emma's the galt can't
worried or death, you know it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I ain't never say nobody worried as much as you
about nothing. When with a Parker marry somebody else, I
didn't get all of.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
'em there, No cause you didn't love me to bark
for as much as I love you to tell him.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Listen in um, I knows loves as am as anybody
else too. But it ain't no use to let it worry.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Well, work's it gonna do when you can't help it?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Listen? The way I figure out the thing is uh
like this. You see, I have so many things to
think about that when everything pile up in my head
and I feel a strain on my frame, then I
just jump everything out and slail my head. I just
(06:14):
slaar my head all up.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Man, How you gonna clear up your head?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Though?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
There? There that's something hard to do?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Then?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh no, make your mind a blank, make it a blinker. Well,
you are not having no trouble doing that. Yours is
that way? Before you start? Just get back to Netra.
I say, you got you back to Necker.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Well, look here, here's what I got the world though,
here's a telegram from Luby's find.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well wait a minute, what do it? What do we
stay there about the ring?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, say Murth, I send back to the ring.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Uh, well, now let's send her telegram and staying this
thing out.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Oh, they wasn't much say too in the telegrams.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Well, in the first place, you wanna know if you
done broke the engagement, don't you?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Yeah that that's where you see.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
In her telegram.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, uh, you don't wanna let her know that you
were done broken.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
No gagement, No cause I ain't broke none.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
You ain't the one that started all the subble. Fisty
Blake is the one that's done done that.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
If Chifty Blake hadn't come up and started talking to me,
everything would have been over age.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Well, then the first thing I would say in my
telegram would be, uh, something like this, I was not
broke the gugement. If our engagement is broke, Firsty Blake
is the one to blame, not me.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Yeah, cause I ain't broke no gege me. I don't
wanna break no gugement neither.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Well, then you ought to send a telegram and say
that if the engagement is broke. Blame tisty blake, that's
the one. Yeah, but it is no give me no,
it ain't broke. But if anything happened, it ain't your
fault of it.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
No idea mindful.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
But let her blame twisty blake like you ought to do.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Well, what else would you say?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Well? Uh, the next thing you wanna knowld you must
send a ring back to you. Mmm. Now you don't
want to act keep about the ring, so just put
in the telegram that you can keep the ring to
that and you.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Are sitting to get me in America. I ain't gonna
ride that stuff. I ain't gonna do it.
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