August 10, 2025 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Now, ladies and gentlemen, here's Fanny Brice as Baby Snooks.
Daddy played by Hamley Stafford, has a golf appointment with
his boss this morning, and he's promised to meet him
on the golf course rain or shine. As our scene opens,
Daddy's alarm clock is calling insistently.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay, okay, Oh boy, am I tired?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh Daddy, here, I'm made you some coffee.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Coffee looks like plain water to me.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Make believe, daddy, make believe it's coffee.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Alright, it sits coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Drink it?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Okay, m well, that's wonderful coffee. Snokes, you like it? No,
don't go to any more trouble, sirs.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I ain't no trouble, daddy. How got is on the
golfish bowl?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Ell?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
What ain't it good coffee?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Oh? What's the matter with you? Snokes?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Is that all you could think of to give me
for breakfast? Water from the goldfish bowl?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Only playing house, Daddy.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's no way to play. No child makes a father
drink the water from a goldfish bowl. I did.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I don't get smart, snokes. I just lies to go
for one whole day without giving you a spanking.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
All right, daddy, I go back to fans.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Why because it's too early for you to be up?
Why you are well?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I have a golf appointment and I've got a hurry.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
You read me the funny?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
No, I haven't got time. Why because I'm going to
play golf?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Who with Daddy?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
With my boss, and it's very important that I be
there on time. He gets very mad if I'm late.
Who died my boss? He's the man I work for.
Get out of my way. I got a hurry and.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Wash we need a funny?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
No, now go back to bed.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
If it only me the funny? Your boy?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Your boy? Why should my boss be bad?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
You'll be late?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Snokes? Who teaches you these wonderful tricks?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Now, Boddy, I'll make them up.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh you're looking for a spanking this morning?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Oh I will not.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
If you waste another second of my time, I'll tell
you good. I'll stay out of the bathroom till I
get through what you're gonna do. Dad, I'm gonna shave.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I don't want you bothering me.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Why because I'm late already? I should have left ten
minutes ago. Where you're going to play golf? I told
you in my boss slugs if you ask me one
more question, I I'll jump in the bathtub and drown myself.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Let me under water, and they.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Think they got trouble in Europe.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Get out of here and let me shave go on.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
A watch, snokes, I'll give you be so nasty to
your poor old daddy.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I work like a's sat to see that you have everything,
and you won't let me have this a little phone.
I was so funny about it.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
He shall like Mommy.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Mommy's up in the country enjoying yourself. Holy smoke, you
want to do something for daddy, Snakes. Listen, Mommy called
last night and told me to order a bathing suit
for her. I'll be on the golf course, so you
call the store.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
As soon as it opens.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
All right now, listen, carefully order a bathing suit large
girl's size, salmon color, fastened by one large pearl button
with two little holes in it. Can you remember that
I have a charge to me. Just tell them who
I am and it'll be all right. Now, What are
you going to say?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I want a large bathing suit. Third, they'll fashion in
it with a pearl salmon. Just tell me who I
am and hop all right?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Not pearl salmon button button button?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I have no time to play. Will you order that suit?
What suit? What did I just ask you to do?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
And you want a lot swimming home?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
What a play?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Call it?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Girl?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Illttle swimmings? You go a lot hammon?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
What are you talking about? There?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
With nobody?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I forget it. If she wants to swim, let her
wear an apron, well I gotta finish shaving. Oh, brother,
I'll never make it like what dads my appointments?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Are you going?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I told you fifty times to play golf?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Going my boss? Who?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Who I work for?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
A I wanna go?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Eat? Oh? You can't go with me?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Why?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Because you drive me crazy on a golf course and
read me the fun? No look out, I'm gonna get
my clubs and get out of here.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Pass h Where are my clubs? Well? I know I
left them in this classts. I can't go with shirps.
You'll wait a minute. Where are my golf clubs?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
If I tell you what, you take me with you? No,
and I don't know where they about?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Come here? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Tell me where they are and I'll take you. You promise, yes,
I promise? Where are my clubs?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I gave him to the junkman yesterday. What four? That's
a plumbing paper.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Don't leave, folks, Baby, Snokes and Daddy will be back
later on in the program, and you'll meet them on
the golf course.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It cost me two dollars are in these broken down clubs.
Then I find the bus didn't wait for me. I'll
probably get fired to come on. Let's get out of here, and.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You gonna play golf, daddy?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
No, no, you was going out with Uh wait a minute,
I might as gonna play nine holes.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I played my.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Green fees rented the clubs. But I'll play only on
one condition, snookes. You must remain at suply quiet when
I go to hit the ball. I saw ms Daddy, alright,
let me get a ball out of the bag.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
He's one day.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Where'd you get that? Snooks?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I found him when we was walking over here.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Huh are you sure it was lost?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I seen the man looking for it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh well, I'll turn it in later and sign back.
I wanna take a practice swing with this driver.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Ah, not bad? Eh? How do you like my form? Snooks?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I think you're very pretty? Daddy.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Alright, now I'm gonna start. I don't get too close
m what you doing?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I'm putting the ball on the tee?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
H is that tea looks like drink?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
It is dirty?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
He's shatto with tea.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
I know I did.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But this tea isn't the same as the tea you
drink a Why because one is a beverage and the
other is ground.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I saw coffee was ground.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Coffee is ground. That this is a different ta in
a different ground. Does that answer a question? And you
well don't. I'll keep quiet and let me hit the ball.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Alright, ninety? What is it where you wanna hit it too?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
You see that flag way down? There?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Is today a holiday?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
No? Today's not a holiday? Now?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Why have they got all the flags here?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Those flags indicate the position of the green where the
hole is. Wherever you see a flag, there's a hole.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
And why don't the shit fix what the hole in
the flag?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
The flag hasn't got a hole in it.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
The green has a hole in it? Why so I
can call it and pull it over my head.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
I'll move back on it and don't make a sound.
You just watch the ball when I hit it. I
got it now, head down, I'd hand over, bring the
club back? Oh what is it now? Why?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Don't you hit the ball.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
That's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Now, why are you putting mystic around your neck?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Oh? Leave me alone? How will I ever shoot a
par Uh?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I'm trying to shoot a.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Par who's probably gonna shoot bady.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Nobody's pa, I said, par, not pa. The opposite of
the game is to shoot.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Par Why don't you shoot my daddy?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Don't give me ideas. I'll just let me drive off
this first tea. People are all staring at us around.
I don't make a sound. Here I go, and he's bent.
I've shoulder down iron the ball, your mister, daddy. Uh
(08:51):
tough course. Well, I guess this rented driver's no good.
Oh I wish I had.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
A brassy Oh hi, Well, this cheap outfit only has
five stakes. I usually carry ten, aye because I need them.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Aigan has about twenty, Alex Morrison has twenty four, Charlie
Lacy has twenty six, and all of that.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Cant stady one I get thirty day we check twenty
lay and daddy.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah, you're very smart. Now keep quiet for two minutes.
Let me hit this ball. Stand back iright on the ball.
I'n grip light hand over, come back slowly.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Well, I'll go ahead and talk if you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Do wanna talk, daddy?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Okay, acs slowly? Nay?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Why did you do that?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I wanna hit the ball.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Wait till we get off this first tee and then
I'll let you hit it. I'll keep quiet. I'm gonna
cloud it.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Where do you go? Snooks?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I didn't see it right?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
And what a guess. I'm a little off my game.
I never played so badly before.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Have they ever played before games?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I played before. Come on, let's walk down the fairway
a little. These people washing me make me nervous.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
And you gonna hit the ball down?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
As soon as we get a little close to the hole,
come on, walk past sinks. Alright, I'm gonna drop the
ball right here. I'll drop it over my shoulder so
I won't be cheating.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Ah. This is about a four iron shot and down
down the Oh stop that, just turn around for one second.
I said, Now, did you hit it down?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And how carried over sixty yards straight as an arrow,
except it's a.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Little out of bounds.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
He got good?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Nothing dad? Oh, come on, I don't wanna lose that ball.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Let me hit that day.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
In a minute, I think the ball went. I'll right
about here.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
He's a ball, daddy, I found it.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Oh what a bad lie. Why nobody but a professional
could make this shot to the green?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Let me do it, daddy?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Alright, go ahead, you a little smart alec. I bet
you won't even move the ball an inch. Take this club?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Which way shall I hit it?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
When you see that flag? Aim for that. I'll just
keep your head down and your eye on the ball.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
And no don't. I'm tell me I wanna hit my shop.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I'll go ahead, sham back shawall shop to the no good.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Why it's a miracle. Come on, let's see how close
it is?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
All right?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Why snoops? Look at that ball four issues from the cup?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
What do I have to do now, Daddy?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
They could go in that little hole? Roll about?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Why didn't you tell me when we were back there?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Oh Paul, we're going home.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, here's Fanny Brice as Baby Snooks.
Daddy played by Hamley Stafford, has a golf appointment with
his boss this morning, and he's promised to meet him
on the golf course rain or shine. As our scene opens,
Daddy's alarm clock is calling insistently.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay, okay, Oh boy, am I tired?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Oh Daddy, here, I'm made you some coffee.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Coffee looks like plain water to me.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Make believe, daddy, make believe it's coffee.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Alright, it sits coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Drink it?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Okay, m well, that's wonderful coffee. Snokes, you like it? No,
don't go to any more trouble, sirs.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I ain't no trouble, daddy. How got is on the
golfish bowl?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Ell?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
What ain't it good coffee?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Oh? What's the matter with you? Snokes?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Is that all you could think of to give me
for breakfast? Water from the goldfish bowl?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Only playing house, Daddy.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's no way to play. No child makes a father
drink the water from a goldfish bowl. I did.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I don't get smart, snokes. I just lies to go
for one whole day without giving you a spanking.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
All right, daddy, I go back to fans.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Why because it's too early for you to be up?
Why you are well?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I have a golf appointment and I've got a hurry.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
You read me the funny?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
No, I haven't got time. Why because I'm going to
play golf?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Who with Daddy?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
With my boss, and it's very important that I be
there on time. He gets very mad if I'm late.
Who died my boss? He's the man I work for.
Get out of my way. I got a hurry and.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Wash we need a funny?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
No, now go back to bed.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
If it only me the funny? Your boy?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Your boy? Why should my boss be bad?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
You'll be late?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Snokes? Who teaches you these wonderful tricks?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Now, Boddy, I'll make them up.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh you're looking for a spanking this morning?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Oh I will not.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
If you waste another second of my time, I'll tell
you good. I'll stay out of the bathroom till I
get through what you're gonna do. Dad, I'm gonna shave.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I don't want you bothering me.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Why because I'm late already? I should have left ten
minutes ago. Where you're going to play golf? I told
you in my boss slugs if you ask me one
more question, I I'll jump in the bathtub and drown myself.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Let me under water, and they.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Think they got trouble in Europe.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Get out of here and let me shave go on.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
A watch, snokes, I'll give you be so nasty to
your poor old daddy.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I work like a's sat to see that you have everything,
and you won't let me have this a little phone.
I was so funny about it.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
He shall like Mommy.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Mommy's up in the country enjoying yourself. Holy smoke, you
want to do something for daddy, Snakes. Listen, Mommy called
last night and told me to order a bathing suit
for her. I'll be on the golf course, so you
call the store.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
As soon as it opens.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
All right now, listen, carefully order a bathing suit large
girl's size, salmon color, fastened by one large pearl button
with two little holes in it. Can you remember that
I have a charge to me. Just tell them who
I am and it'll be all right. Now, What are
you going to say?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I want a large bathing suit. Third, they'll fashion in
it with a pearl salmon. Just tell me who I
am and hop all right?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Not pearl salmon button button button?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I have no time to play. Will you order that suit?
What suit? What did I just ask you to do?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
And you want a lot swimming home?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
What a play?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Call it?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Girl?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
No?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Illttle swimmings? You go a lot hammon?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
What are you talking about? There?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
With nobody?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I forget it. If she wants to swim, let her
wear an apron, well I gotta finish shaving. Oh, brother,
I'll never make it like what dads my appointments?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Are you going?
Speaker 4 (04:29):
I told you fifty times to play golf?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Going my boss? Who?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Who I work for?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
A I wanna go?
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Eat? Oh? You can't go with me?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Why?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Because you drive me crazy on a golf course and
read me the fun? No look out, I'm gonna get
my clubs and get out of here.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Pass h Where are my clubs? Well? I know I
left them in this classts. I can't go with shirps.
You'll wait a minute. Where are my golf clubs?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
If I tell you what, you take me with you? No,
and I don't know where they about?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Come here? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Tell me where they are and I'll take you. You promise, yes,
I promise? Where are my clubs?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I gave him to the junkman yesterday. What four? That's
a plumbing paper.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Don't leave, folks, Baby, Snokes and Daddy will be back
later on in the program, and you'll meet them on
the golf course.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
It cost me two dollars are in these broken down clubs.
Then I find the bus didn't wait for me. I'll
probably get fired to come on. Let's get out of here, and.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You gonna play golf, daddy?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
No, no, you was going out with Uh wait a minute,
I might as gonna play nine holes.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I played my.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Green fees rented the clubs. But I'll play only on
one condition, snookes. You must remain at suply quiet when
I go to hit the ball. I saw ms Daddy, alright,
let me get a ball out of the bag.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
He's one day.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Where'd you get that? Snooks?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I found him when we was walking over here.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Huh are you sure it was lost?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I seen the man looking for it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Oh well, I'll turn it in later and sign back.
I wanna take a practice swing with this driver.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Ah, not bad? Eh? How do you like my form? Snooks?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I think you're very pretty? Daddy.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Alright, now I'm gonna start. I don't get too close
m what you doing?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I'm putting the ball on the tee?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
H is that tea looks like drink?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
It is dirty?
Speaker 3 (06:48):
He's shatto with tea.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
I know I did.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
But this tea isn't the same as the tea you
drink a Why because one is a beverage and the
other is ground.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I saw coffee was ground.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Coffee is ground. That this is a different ta in
a different ground. Does that answer a question? And you
well don't. I'll keep quiet and let me hit the ball.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Alright, ninety? What is it where you wanna hit it too?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
You see that flag way down? There?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Is today a holiday?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
No? Today's not a holiday? Now?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Why have they got all the flags here?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Those flags indicate the position of the green where the
hole is. Wherever you see a flag, there's a hole.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
And why don't the shit fix what the hole in
the flag?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
The flag hasn't got a hole in it.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
The green has a hole in it? Why so I
can call it and pull it over my head.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
I'll move back on it and don't make a sound.
You just watch the ball when I hit it. I
got it now, head down, I'd hand over, bring the
club back? Oh what is it now? Why?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Don't you hit the ball.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
That's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Now, why are you putting mystic around your neck?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Oh? Leave me alone? How will I ever shoot a
par Uh?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I'm trying to shoot a.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Par who's probably gonna shoot bady.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Nobody's pa, I said, par, not pa. The opposite of
the game is to shoot.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Par Why don't you shoot my daddy?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Don't give me ideas. I'll just let me drive off
this first tea. People are all staring at us around.
I don't make a sound. Here I go, and he's bent.
I've shoulder down iron the ball, your mister, daddy. Uh
(08:51):
tough course. Well, I guess this rented driver's no good.
Oh I wish I had.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
A brassy Oh hi, Well, this cheap outfit only has
five stakes. I usually carry ten, aye because I need them.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Aigan has about twenty, Alex Morrison has twenty four, Charlie
Lacy has twenty six, and all of that.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Cant stady one I get thirty day we check twenty
lay and daddy.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah, you're very smart. Now keep quiet for two minutes.
Let me hit this ball. Stand back iright on the ball.
I'n grip light hand over, come back slowly.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Well, I'll go ahead and talk if you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Do wanna talk, daddy?
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Okay, acs slowly? Nay?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Why did you do that?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
I wanna hit the ball.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Wait till we get off this first tee and then
I'll let you hit it. I'll keep quiet. I'm gonna
cloud it.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Where do you go? Snooks?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I didn't see it right?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
And what a guess. I'm a little off my game.
I never played so badly before.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Have they ever played before games?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
I played before. Come on, let's walk down the fairway
a little. These people washing me make me nervous.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
And you gonna hit the ball down?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
As soon as we get a little close to the hole,
come on, walk past sinks. Alright, I'm gonna drop the
ball right here. I'll drop it over my shoulder so
I won't be cheating.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Ah. This is about a four iron shot and down
down the Oh stop that, just turn around for one second.
I said, Now, did you hit it down?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And how carried over sixty yards straight as an arrow,
except it's a.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Little out of bounds.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
He got good?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Nothing dad? Oh, come on, I don't wanna lose that ball.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Let me hit that day.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
In a minute, I think the ball went. I'll right
about here.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
He's a ball, daddy, I found it.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Oh what a bad lie. Why nobody but a professional
could make this shot to the green?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Let me do it, daddy?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Alright, go ahead, you a little smart alec. I bet
you won't even move the ball an inch. Take this club?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Which way shall I hit it?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
When you see that flag? Aim for that. I'll just
keep your head down and your eye on the ball.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
And no don't. I'm tell me I wanna hit my shop.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I'll go ahead, sham back shawall shop to the no good.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Why it's a miracle. Come on, let's see how close
it is?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
All right?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Why snoops? Look at that ball four issues from the cup?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
What do I have to do now, Daddy?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
They could go in that little hole? Roll about?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Why didn't you tell me when we were back there?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Oh Paul, we're going home.
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