December 14, 2025 • 30 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Darling louis exactly to the dude and John Brown's father.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hello, Hello, Judy rand Off like darling, little brother. What
did you find out?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Well, Tutty's going to want a paint Tapata was a
high neck. She said that will enable her to look
like Jeane Crane.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
From the front.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Well what about the ball, Well it's cut way down
in the back and it's got a bustle, which Tousey
says will enable.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Her to look like Leanna Tunner from that to shot.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh, Randolf, my worst fear of real eye. It isn't fair.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Tutsy is going to look like two dream girls of
the damn and I'll just look off myself from both sides.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's Judy false Judy Foster, the lovable teenage, this girl
who is close to all our hearts. There was a nice,
peaceful evening at the Fosters for Judy's father, mother, and
kid brother Randolph, until Judy says, Father.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Kid, Judy, I have approached a crisis and you are
the only person who can help me. Oh really, yes, father,
I'm facing destiny.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Destiny, Yeah, she faces it once a day and twice
on Sundays.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Mother, will you please speak to your younger child.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Of course, good evening, Randolph.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Mother, Oh mother, you never disciplined him or was bothering you, Judy.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Well, Father, tomorrow night, I am going to be a
member of the most intellectual gathering of any gathering I
have ever been a member of.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
You are I'm going to attend the Gregory Hickson lecture.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
Oh Gregory Hison cose Hey.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Well, Nevin.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Don't you know he's the authority on international relation?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (02:01):
Yes, of course international relation.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Do you suppose they're worse than our ashtabula relations?
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Randolf, Really, if that's the best you can do, just
don't try.
Speaker 8 (02:11):
That is the worst joke I have ever heard.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
It definitely is, Randolph.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I didn't even like it when your father told it
twelve years ago.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Father, I feel I simply cannot go to this lecture
without assistance from you.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's so terribly intellectual. I really need your help.
Speaker 8 (02:28):
Oh see, it's one our duty. I wouldn't say I
was any George Bernard's.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Sure, I wouldn't say that, is it?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
No?
Speaker 7 (02:39):
But it is true, Judy, that I do try to
keep abreast of those times, our literature, our politic It's.
Speaker 9 (02:46):
All the important reason I know youative, father.
Speaker 8 (02:48):
Oh yes, indeed, everybody should keep up on the thinking.
None of us should miss going to lecture.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Why when you realize how lucky you all are to
have the opportunity of improving our mind final, Judy, I'm
i'm probably could take me such an interest in that
worth wildly.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh thank you, father.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Now, Uh, what shall I explain to you? I politics music?
What would you like to discuss for a red rain cut.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
A red raincoat? Uh huh, it's.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
In the bond time window and it's just darling, father,
and it's just the thing to write a lecture tomorrow night.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Uh. In case rain, Well it's not going to rain,
and that's fine.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Oh father, Well, any rate, Judy, if.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It does rain, your father can let us out in front.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Of the auditorium and we'll wait for him in the lobby.
Speaker 8 (03:31):
Yes, that's right, it wait for me.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
What love, Well, Melvin, Judy just told you that Gregory
Hicks me a lecture tomorrow night at the Civic Auditorium.
Speaker 8 (03:40):
I I thought it was Judy who was going. What's
gonna do with me? Well, I bought tickets for all
of us.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I assume, of course, Melvine, that you want to go
a man who keeps up on things like you.
Speaker 8 (03:49):
Father, Oh I do, I do?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
But h well do it it it? It didn't my rain?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Well, now, Melvin, a little rain wouldn't score, you would do?
Speaker 8 (03:59):
And how long is the lecture gonna last?
Speaker 6 (04:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (04:03):
An hour or just an hour? Well, of course I'll
be glad to go.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And then two hours for discussion.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
I wouldn't miss it for two hours for discussion.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh no, how when you realize how lucky we are
to have the opportunity a mind?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Dora?
Speaker 6 (04:20):
When did you say this lecture one tomorrow night?
Speaker 8 (04:23):
Tomorrow night?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh, tomorrow night, that's Wednesday, the day before Thursday.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Oh, Dora, I am sorry, but I'm not going to
be able to go after all?
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Why not, Melvine, I have a.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Previous engagement which he will make as soon as possible.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
That's not so rac You know, I told you, Dora,
we were dedecorating the lodge for the Benevolent.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
Order of Bison.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Well, the boys thought they could save the lodge some
money if we all got together did it ourselves. And
Wednesday night is the night for the US are going
to pay.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Oh couldn't they.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Get along without.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Your Do you want me to shirk my beauty? It's
my obligation that counting on me. They need me them.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Well, Melvin, if you feel you absolutely have to go,
I do, do I do?
Speaker 7 (05:14):
I'm really sucked now, you and Judy be sure to
take very careful notes.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
So you can tell me all about it.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
I wish I could go to.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Oh well, cheer up, Melvin, it's such a disappointment.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Well what if you do miss one leggure?
Speaker 6 (05:27):
I bought season tickets and now a nine more of
the series.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You can go to.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
Foster.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
What kept you?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
I'm sorry to be late, Emerson. I had to drop
Dora and the kids off of that Hickson lect.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I almost got struck to go to that too.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
I certainly was bad. I had a good excuse. Yeah,
imagine three hours on international relationship. I bet they're worse
than my ask of your relations there.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Do you get it, Emerson? I get it? Oh you doing? Yes?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Well, hand me a paint rush and I'll get to
what Foster.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
The darnest thing happened tonight? It did, Yeah, nobody remembered
it by brushes, no care.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
And here we all were, and our wives.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Were all at the lecture.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
We thought it would be so lonesome if we all
just went home and h.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
And we couldn't go back and interrupt the lecture.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Wanted to study, he couldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
So the other boys were waiting.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
War was in the cord room. How did you get allisen?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Boys?
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Let's not play for chicken feed night now, Foster, take
it either, Imson? When I played bridge, doctor.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Gam make an interesting I like me.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
How about you?
Speaker 7 (06:46):
Peters?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You name it had a boy?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Shall we say uh an eightieth percent?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Jolly ate Peters?
Speaker 8 (06:57):
You know for us, I've been looking at this place tonight.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
It's a big room. It might take us a long
time to get a repainted. You're right, Foster, how long
is the lecture series?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Nine week?
Speaker 7 (07:07):
I'd say it would take us about nine weeks. That's
a swell idea.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
One thing though, we stick together in this.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
Nobody tells us why he'd done right, and to sense it,
we better have a penalty.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Okay, what should it be?
Speaker 8 (07:18):
I've got an idea.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
The guy that spills the beans has to paint the
lodge all by himself.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Holy Macro.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Foster would take a guy a month to painted by himself.
And that's a pretty steep price to pay.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Well, we have to make it stire.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Well, all right, I guess so I think that's a
pretty big bull of it.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
But okay, after all, fellows, I only suggested it for
your protection, to protect you against your wife, after all,
has no problem in mypause when I want to play cars,
I said to Dora, Dora, tonight, I am going out
to play Cobs. Yes, sir, Dora knows who's the head
of the postera houser.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Oh my gosh, my time's eleven o'clock. Oh my goodness.
I promus Victor up at the quarter too, should be curious.
Should iver forgive me?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Oh? Hey, Foster, we haven't played this here.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
We can't play it for me.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
You're my power all to win too, don't have to
get off. Yes, I guess Dora knows who's the head
of the Foster household.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Hello, hello foster Man, Oh white Man.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Yeah, I was just gonna call you. How I do
last night?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Well, Foster, I hate to tell you this. Uh, oh
bad news.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
Yep, you paid for the party. I didn't, but I
lose thixteen cents.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
O had be worried from Hey Emerson Emerton as.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
He had the ace King Queen six times of diamonds.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
Yep, we went down four tricks.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
On that hand, you walked out of six diamond wouldn't
you think he'd have bit him?
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Well, I can see why he kept still.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Well, I'll see you next Wednesday.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Okay, Foster, you remember now, Mom's the word did Judy?
Speaker 8 (08:56):
How long have you been there? I came, Oh well
that's fine, Judy, fine, welcome home.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I've got to make an important call the mitsy rereguiding
clothes A father, Yes, who's buying diamonds?
Speaker 8 (09:09):
It did diamonds? Quot diamond?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Well, when I walked in the room, I heard you
I mentioned six diamonds, and naturally when a girl hears
about diamonds, she can't help.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
But lessing diamonds is so expensive.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
I certainly are are you?
Speaker 10 (09:23):
Bobby?
Speaker 8 (09:24):
Am I wife?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Are you buying the diamond?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Who?
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Me?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Is it a surprise?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
It certainly is.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I heard your say.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
Mom's the word I did?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Is? Yes?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Father, Judy?
Speaker 8 (09:39):
All right, I'll tell you, but you mustn't be the
wood of it. Twenty one?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
I wrong, father, you see we fellows, No, it.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
Was this way ed Emerson is buying his wife a
diamond bracelet for their wedding anniversary.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
He is a diamond brace Oh, I can't believe it. Oh,
but that's wonderful diamond bracelet. It's so romantic, it's such
an imaginative gift.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
It's certainly it Now, I remember, Judy, not a word
of this to anyone.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Oh, Father, you know how I am with a secret, Randolph,
be honest with me. Do you think I'll ever be
a woman of mystery, intrigue and exoticness.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Well, to be honest with you.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Judy, Randolf, I've changed my mind. Don't answer that question, Judy. Yes, mother,
I'm going out.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Dear missus Emerson, call and walk through the driver of
the club. All right, mother, she let miss Emerson take
the car today. It's their wedding anniversary.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Now there's a present for you.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
She hasn't gone to the club in a year. I
don't see why she had to pick the day ago.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
She probably wants to show off her diamond bracelet.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
So what well for diamond bracelet mister Emerson's giving her
for their anniversary present?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yes, father told me, Oh, it was a secret.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
It certainly was random.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I wouldn't have said anything about it except that if
today's your anniversary, obviously mister Emerson has given it to.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Her already, so obviously everybody will know about.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
It anyway with Missus Emerson, obviously will.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
It's all right to tell me you do? You know
how I am with a secret.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh, I knew it'd be safe with you.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Mother can come on, man, where we're going to my boudoir.
I'm gonna try on some new eyelashes, and I want
you to tell me which length is most alluring.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
All the things I do for you.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
I'll just give Missus Everson a ring now. If she
hasn't got it yet, I won't say a word.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Right, No, diamond brace now that's what I call up
the prince.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Why goodness, waiting.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Till the girls here? About?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
How long is Everson?
Speaker 6 (11:39):
This is don Fosta. I just wanted to tell you
that I'll.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Pick you up.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Oh, Missus, you're crying.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Oh, don't say things like that.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I'm sure miss Emerson hasn't forgotten it's your anniversary. Well,
I just happen to know that he's bought something perfectly
wonderful for you.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yes he has.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Oh, I got it on the best authority.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Well that is the first time for everything, even after
twenty two years. No, really, ju Judy heard it from
her father, who heard it from mister Emerson, and just
happened accidentally.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
To tell me.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
All right, but if I tell.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
You, promise not to let on to miss Emerson that
you know until it gives.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
It to you. All right, it's a diamond bracelet.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
What do you think of that, Missus Emerson, Missus Everson.
Oh good heavens, I think she's paid me.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Hello Boster, Oh no, Emerson, I hear those diamonds kind
of fixed you up the other night.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
He fixed me up.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Alright, Melvin Foster, you'll pay offer.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
I'll show always plus about thirteen cent. No about a
diamond bracelet.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Em you told.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Judy I was buying my wife a diamond bracelet. I
told you, Oh that old Emerson. That was just a
little joke.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Ha ha, Hi yourself.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
Well, I had to tell Judy something.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
See, she came in while I was talking to wife
and about your diamond hat. Now if I told her
the truth, think what would have happened?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Think what had happened?
Speaker 7 (13:11):
Now? My wife expects a diamond bracelet in as long
as you were so generous with my money. You can
just go right out and buy a one, now, Emerson,
don't be ridiculous. I can't afford a diamond bracelet. Okay,
then if that's the way you feel about it, you
can paint the lodge.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
Yes, sir, you can paint it all by yourself too.
That was the deal.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Well, I can't take time off of my business to
paint the lodge. Oh now, look explained to missus Emerson.
Tell her how Judy makes things up, and tell her.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
Was all a mistake? Tell her will tell her, I
dare you?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
All right?
Speaker 7 (13:41):
I will.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'm not afraid of her.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
I'll just go right up and I'll say, missus Emerson,
I'll say, Missus Emerson, it dees go on? How much
does a diamond bracelet cost?
Speaker 10 (15:26):
An?
Speaker 8 (16:19):
Now back to a date with Judy almost as good. Well,
mister Foster, what can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (16:34):
I came in to see about a diamond embracelet, A
diamond basil, mister Foster, is something sort of distinctive, but
by it, I.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Have just the thing for you.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
It's beautiful, custom made, exquisite found And seeing that it's
for you, mister Poster, I'll let you have it at
half price.
Speaker 8 (16:52):
Well that's sound good.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I hate me.
Speaker 9 (16:57):
And to you the price is yeah, there's the five
thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (17:02):
Well a special bargain to you.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yes, well, i'll tell you.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
But I never believed in taking advantage of anybody. I
don't feel I should accept the sacrifice. Oh now, fast,
show me something else, something not quite so beautiful.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
First, here, I've shown you everything I have got in
the store.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I know.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
Oh no, this here is the only bracelet I have
in which I could set.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Just one diamond.
Speaker 8 (17:37):
Well, all right, I'll take it. And oh say, I
just happened to think, guess.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
What, you won't have to use one of your gums
and I won't.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
No, I just remembered I've got.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
A perfectly beautiful diamond chip in an old thick o
diamond chip.
Speaker 8 (17:48):
I say you didn't put that in. I look positive
at you eat a personally.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
Doubt Really, mister, first, there isn't a doubt in my
mind of this diamond bracelet for me, the owner one
of them's trying in the whole history of diamond pracelets.
Speaker 8 (18:09):
He mister, Hello, Judy, how are you?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Angel?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Oh I'm feeling a little middle age today, Well, what.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
Can I do for you kids?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Well, mister oscar this morning, I said to myself, Judy Foster,
I said, do you realize.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
That Christmas will be here?
Speaker 10 (18:24):
My My sister talks to.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Such interesting people, mister Asco.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
And then I said, Judy, you are so right, and
just think your whole dear family worries and worries about
what to buy you for Christmas. Well, mister oskaid, I
don't want my dear family to worry. So I quickly
said to myself, what shall I do to keep my.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Dear family from worrying about what to buy me for Christmas?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
And you altered yourself, go and take God's presents yourself.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yes, Randal, That's what I said, felt mister Ascold. I'll
just sort of look around, if I may, and casually
point out the things that I like, And should my
dear family come in here to choose a present for me,
you could try to casually point out when I've pointed
out to you.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
Well, now, Judy, that sounds like a very good idea.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I knew you'd understand you.
Speaker 8 (19:02):
Sure, Judy, I've got.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
A daughter myself, Jane Ady, you tell your father I'll
have that diamond bracelet ready earlier.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
Than I thought.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Diamond bracer my father?
Speaker 9 (19:11):
Yes, he pick out sets moon my father did.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Yeah, Are you sure? I sure?
Speaker 8 (19:18):
I'm sure. We spent the whole afternoon here.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Oh come on, Randolph, but to your Christmas presents. No,
there's something I have to do. Thank you for everything,
mister Rivet, and I'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Okay, goodbye, kid.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Randolph, I have a horrible premonission.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
We'll take a lash of cold water.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
It'll probably go with it.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
When father told me mister Emerson was buying a diamond
brycer for missus Emerson.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
He looked right peculiar. Oh well, looks on everything, that's all.
Father doesn't have a kind heart.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I don't think he was telling the truth, Judy, Ah, Father, Yeah,
and this confirms it, Randolph, I had just added two
and two.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
What did you get?
Speaker 8 (19:57):
Father is really.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Buying a diamond brace look for mother?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Definitely?
Speaker 6 (20:03):
He just made that up.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
About the Emerson.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
But why would he do that?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Well, he was afraid I tell mother and fellows a pride.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
It's possible, But.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Randolph wasn't that silly of him. He shouldn't know how
I am with a secret.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Hello, children, Judy, missus Emerson's ever than so excited about
anything in her life as she is about her diamond bracelet.
Speaker 10 (20:28):
She got it.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
No, but she's going to she did do do?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
What do you mean you said she was going to?
But I mean you told her?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Well, yes, dear, I didn't intend to, but I was
practically forced into it.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
And then she was so surprised she faded.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Imagine, mother, that's horrible.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Get thee eye made a mistake. It isn't mister Emerson's
buying the diamond bracelet.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
No, it's father.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
He's buying it for you. What rand off hat hothers faders?
Speaker 10 (21:01):
But JUDU, where.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Would your father get the money for a diamond bracelet?
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Maybe he sold his stamp collection?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Oh well, mister.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Osford said, father bought a diamond bracelet. And who else
would he buy a diamond bracelet for?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Who?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yes? Who else?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
For who? Well?
Speaker 8 (21:15):
I still don't believe it.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
I don't know where you get your ideas, Judy, but
this is ridiculous. I'm not going to give it another falls, all.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Right, mother, Judy, Yes, money, do you suppose I could
still get into my black lace dress?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
That black lace just.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
Seems to go so beautifully with diamonds.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Hello, oh hosters, Hey, this is white money.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
I hate to bother you in your office, but would
you do me a favorite?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Well, you know I'm in charge of all the furniture
and stuff of the lodge while they're redecorating.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
It's going on.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Yeah, well, I've been asking the different tell Us to
store some of our fetter things at their house.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
Yea, glad to take anything you want.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I have plenty of rooms.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Well you can have device in heads the bison there.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Oh no, white Man, I'd certainly hate to have that
thing staring me in the face every morning.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Well that's that's the way we all felt. None of
us wanted to do it, so the best thing we
could do is to give it to the low man
in the poker game each week. Oh no, white man, now, Melvine.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
It's for the low I know, but it's our emblem.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
You should be proud to keep it.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Just as a matter of cinnamon.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Yeah, well, maybe it'll come in hand if there's another
meat shortage.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Okay, Whiteman, I'll take it.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Thanks a lot, Melvin, I sure appreciate it.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
I sent it over to your house a little while ago.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Mother, just look at the pack as it came to Father.
It's a diamond bracelet. I just know it duty and
that dog who'd never wrap a diamond.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Bracelet in the box.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
That's huge, Father.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Thank you know my father liked Joe particularly one. Remember
the time he had my ring delivered in a barrel.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Oh, that's right he did.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
But the diamonds bracelet, it's such an impossibility, But mister Osgod,
Daddy brought one.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
That's what the man said. He said that that's what
the man's dead.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Your home, Randolph, Father's home.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Surest anytime, Mother, Father's tall.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
I see hello, Melvin, how are you?
Speaker 8 (23:29):
I'm home?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh father, We've been so eager for you to get
home tonight.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Well, uh, Dora, did a package come this afternoon?
Speaker 6 (23:39):
Yes, nels in it came, Laura.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
I feel I should explain about it. I I hope
you won't think it's food. Oh no, I just couldn't refuse.
After all, it was a matter of sentiment.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh Mother, I told the owls.
Speaker 8 (23:57):
And and Dora, I'm sure it won't worry your loone.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
But what do you mean by that?
Speaker 4 (24:01):
The time as company is gonna take it back if
you don't want it around.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Maybe you can store it in the attic.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Meldon, you you little joke, now, Melton, you know I'm
gonna love it.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
You are, of course, my goodness, hot woman wouldn't I
can think of several.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
But what other woman in town has one?
Speaker 8 (24:23):
Well, yes, that's true.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
It off.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
I'm gonna wear it tonight tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
And the father mother says, if I'm careful, I can
borrow it. Sometimes you imagine me Judy Foster wearing diamonds
that time, the diamonds in the package that came this afternoon.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
That's a bason.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
No, no for the mantle.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
It belongs to the lodge, and I have to keep
it until if you well for a little while.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Please, you didn't you thought it was a diamond bracelet,
a diamond and bracelet. But mother, I really owed you
how your imagination does run away with you.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
It never runs quite far enough. And I was gonna
wear it for night and every night.
Speaker 8 (25:12):
It said, if he's something you and Paul's faith.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Well, this is the more ridiculous mixup of the family ever.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Just whom did you get the diamond bracelet fall.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Diamond baslet?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yes, father, the when you got to mister.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Roska, mister osmod oh Osgood. Oh that diamond bracelet.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
There's so many diamond bracelets and.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Well, Melvin, yes, well, I I didn't get that one
for you, though, I bought it for missus Emerson.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
I mean I picked it out for Ed Emerson to
give to Missus Emerson.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
He oh, he thought he needed some.
Speaker 8 (25:59):
Hell then, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
I should have figured that out myself. I don't know
why I ever listened to Judy in the first place.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
After all, I know.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
That you couldn't buy a diamond bracelet. No, of course
not Whey would you get the money?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Well would I?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Oh, Dennis, Now, girl look so unhealthy. Melvin, diamond bracelet
certainly don't fit all budget.
Speaker 8 (26:19):
You know, Dora, you're suddenly being sweating up his I
wish I could buy you what.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
I know you do?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Do it all right?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
A father?
Speaker 8 (26:28):
Yeah, mister Good's on the phone.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Yes, he says, Missus Emerson didn't like the diamond bracelet
you picked out for her one single bit.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Oh, Melvin, isn't that a shame?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Now she's picked out a more expensive one, and mister
Rosin wants to make sure you're willing to.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Pay for it.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
What oh my, mister Emerson says, it's your problem.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
Father.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
What do you want me to tell him?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Judy, you're telling us all good.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Your father will talk to him later, much later.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
First, he's gonna have a little talk with me.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
Oh do, Randolph, would you please ask your mother, the
loveliest mother in the whole world, to please forgive me?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Oh declaed to mother, the loveliest mother in the whole world.
Will you please forgive oh?
Speaker 8 (27:20):
D forgive me your father?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Oh sorry, mother, the loveliest mother in the whole world.
Will you please? Never and I never mind Randolph.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Now then, I don't know whether I should forgive you
or not.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
I've explained the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Well it serves you, right.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Do you realize that you got into this whole master
because you wouldn't go to the lecture last Wednesday night?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I know?
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Don't preparing to play cards?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Actually aboording an inspirational educational lecture?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Cards?
Speaker 8 (27:43):
Absolutely, of course, I am. Well there are name more lectures,
aren't they. Well, I want you to know I'm not
going to miss one single one of them. Nothing could
keep me away.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Absolutely well, I should think not, my goodness, I wouldn't
visit for anything?
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Why that mister Hickson is the most interesting man I've
ever listened to.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
So much, I just can't.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
Wait until next Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yes, dear, I forgot to tell you. Missus Whiteman called.
She wants to know if you can come to her
hand party next Wednesday night.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
Oh, I love to call ride back Dora Wednesday night.
What about the lecture?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
No? Then, you can't expect me to give up a
hand party for an old lecture?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Can you? Over?
Speaker 7 (28:16):
The lover?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
I think?
Speaker 7 (29:15):
With Judy starring Louise Ericson as Judy and John Brown
as Father, has come to you through the worldwide facilities
of the United States Iron Forces Radio Service, the voice
of Information and education.
Darling louis exactly to the dude and John Brown's father.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hello, Hello, Judy rand Off like darling, little brother. What
did you find out?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Well, Tutty's going to want a paint Tapata was a
high neck. She said that will enable her to look
like Jeane Crane.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
From the front.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Well what about the ball, Well it's cut way down
in the back and it's got a bustle, which Tousey
says will enable.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Her to look like Leanna Tunner from that to shot.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh, Randolf, my worst fear of real eye. It isn't fair.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Tutsy is going to look like two dream girls of
the damn and I'll just look off myself from both sides.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's Judy false Judy Foster, the lovable teenage, this girl
who is close to all our hearts. There was a nice,
peaceful evening at the Fosters for Judy's father, mother, and
kid brother Randolph, until Judy says, Father.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Kid, Judy, I have approached a crisis and you are
the only person who can help me. Oh really, yes, father,
I'm facing destiny.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Destiny, Yeah, she faces it once a day and twice
on Sundays.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Mother, will you please speak to your younger child.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Of course, good evening, Randolph.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Mother, Oh mother, you never disciplined him or was bothering you, Judy.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Well, Father, tomorrow night, I am going to be a
member of the most intellectual gathering of any gathering I
have ever been a member of.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
You are I'm going to attend the Gregory Hickson lecture.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
Oh Gregory Hison cose Hey.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Well, Nevin.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Don't you know he's the authority on international relation?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (02:01):
Yes, of course international relation.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Do you suppose they're worse than our ashtabula relations?
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Randolf, Really, if that's the best you can do, just
don't try.
Speaker 8 (02:11):
That is the worst joke I have ever heard.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
It definitely is, Randolph.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I didn't even like it when your father told it
twelve years ago.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Father, I feel I simply cannot go to this lecture
without assistance from you.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's so terribly intellectual. I really need your help.
Speaker 8 (02:28):
Oh see, it's one our duty. I wouldn't say I
was any George Bernard's.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Sure, I wouldn't say that, is it?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
No?
Speaker 7 (02:39):
But it is true, Judy, that I do try to
keep abreast of those times, our literature, our politic It's.
Speaker 9 (02:46):
All the important reason I know youative, father.
Speaker 8 (02:48):
Oh yes, indeed, everybody should keep up on the thinking.
None of us should miss going to lecture.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Why when you realize how lucky you all are to
have the opportunity of improving our mind final, Judy, I'm
i'm probably could take me such an interest in that
worth wildly.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Oh thank you, father.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Now, Uh, what shall I explain to you? I politics music?
What would you like to discuss for a red rain cut.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
A red raincoat? Uh huh, it's.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
In the bond time window and it's just darling, father,
and it's just the thing to write a lecture tomorrow night.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Uh. In case rain, Well it's not going to rain,
and that's fine.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Oh father, Well, any rate, Judy, if.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It does rain, your father can let us out in front.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Of the auditorium and we'll wait for him in the lobby.
Speaker 8 (03:31):
Yes, that's right, it wait for me.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
What love, Well, Melvin, Judy just told you that Gregory
Hicks me a lecture tomorrow night at the Civic Auditorium.
Speaker 8 (03:40):
I I thought it was Judy who was going. What's
gonna do with me? Well, I bought tickets for all
of us.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I assume, of course, Melvine, that you want to go
a man who keeps up on things like you.
Speaker 8 (03:49):
Father, Oh I do, I do?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
But h well do it it it? It didn't my rain?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Well, now, Melvin, a little rain wouldn't score, you would do?
Speaker 8 (03:59):
And how long is the lecture gonna last?
Speaker 6 (04:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (04:03):
An hour or just an hour? Well, of course I'll
be glad to go.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And then two hours for discussion.
Speaker 8 (04:09):
I wouldn't miss it for two hours for discussion.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh no, how when you realize how lucky we are
to have the opportunity a mind?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Dora?
Speaker 6 (04:20):
When did you say this lecture one tomorrow night?
Speaker 8 (04:23):
Tomorrow night?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh, tomorrow night, that's Wednesday, the day before Thursday.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Oh, Dora, I am sorry, but I'm not going to
be able to go after all?
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Why not, Melvine, I have a.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Previous engagement which he will make as soon as possible.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
That's not so rac You know, I told you, Dora,
we were dedecorating the lodge for the Benevolent.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
Order of Bison.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Well, the boys thought they could save the lodge some
money if we all got together did it ourselves. And
Wednesday night is the night for the US are going
to pay.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Oh couldn't they.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Get along without.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Your Do you want me to shirk my beauty? It's
my obligation that counting on me. They need me them.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Well, Melvin, if you feel you absolutely have to go,
I do, do I do?
Speaker 7 (05:14):
I'm really sucked now, you and Judy be sure to
take very careful notes.
Speaker 8 (05:18):
So you can tell me all about it.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
I wish I could go to.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Oh well, cheer up, Melvin, it's such a disappointment.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Well what if you do miss one leggure?
Speaker 6 (05:27):
I bought season tickets and now a nine more of
the series.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You can go to.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
Foster.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
What kept you?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
I'm sorry to be late, Emerson. I had to drop
Dora and the kids off of that Hickson lect.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I almost got struck to go to that too.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
I certainly was bad. I had a good excuse. Yeah,
imagine three hours on international relationship. I bet they're worse
than my ask of your relations there.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Do you get it, Emerson? I get it? Oh you doing? Yes?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Well, hand me a paint rush and I'll get to
what Foster.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
The darnest thing happened tonight? It did, Yeah, nobody remembered
it by brushes, no care.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
And here we all were, and our wives.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Were all at the lecture.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
We thought it would be so lonesome if we all
just went home and h.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
And we couldn't go back and interrupt the lecture.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Wanted to study, he couldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
So the other boys were waiting.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
War was in the cord room. How did you get allisen?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Boys?
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Let's not play for chicken feed night now, Foster, take
it either, Imson? When I played bridge, doctor.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Gam make an interesting I like me.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I'm with you.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
How about you?
Speaker 7 (06:46):
Peters?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You name it had a boy?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Shall we say uh an eightieth percent?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Jolly ate Peters?
Speaker 8 (06:57):
You know for us, I've been looking at this place tonight.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
It's a big room. It might take us a long
time to get a repainted. You're right, Foster, how long
is the lecture series?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Nine week?
Speaker 7 (07:07):
I'd say it would take us about nine weeks. That's
a swell idea.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
One thing though, we stick together in this.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
Nobody tells us why he'd done right, and to sense it,
we better have a penalty.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Okay, what should it be?
Speaker 8 (07:18):
I've got an idea.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
The guy that spills the beans has to paint the
lodge all by himself.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Holy Macro.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
Foster would take a guy a month to painted by himself.
And that's a pretty steep price to pay.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Well, we have to make it stire.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Well, all right, I guess so I think that's a
pretty big bull of it.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
But okay, after all, fellows, I only suggested it for
your protection, to protect you against your wife, after all,
has no problem in mypause when I want to play cars,
I said to Dora, Dora, tonight, I am going out
to play Cobs. Yes, sir, Dora knows who's the head
of the postera houser.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Oh my gosh, my time's eleven o'clock. Oh my goodness.
I promus Victor up at the quarter too, should be curious.
Should iver forgive me?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Oh? Hey, Foster, we haven't played this here.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
We can't play it for me.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
You're my power all to win too, don't have to
get off. Yes, I guess Dora knows who's the head
of the Foster household.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Hello, hello foster Man, Oh white Man.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Yeah, I was just gonna call you. How I do
last night?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Well, Foster, I hate to tell you this. Uh, oh
bad news.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
Yep, you paid for the party. I didn't, but I
lose thixteen cents.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
O had be worried from Hey Emerson Emerton as.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
He had the ace King Queen six times of diamonds.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
Yep, we went down four tricks.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
On that hand, you walked out of six diamond wouldn't
you think he'd have bit him?
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Well, I can see why he kept still.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Well, I'll see you next Wednesday.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Okay, Foster, you remember now, Mom's the word did Judy?
Speaker 8 (08:56):
How long have you been there? I came, Oh well
that's fine, Judy, fine, welcome home.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
I've got to make an important call the mitsy rereguiding
clothes A father, Yes, who's buying diamonds?
Speaker 8 (09:09):
It did diamonds? Quot diamond?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Well, when I walked in the room, I heard you
I mentioned six diamonds, and naturally when a girl hears
about diamonds, she can't help.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
But lessing diamonds is so expensive.
Speaker 8 (09:21):
I certainly are are you?
Speaker 10 (09:23):
Bobby?
Speaker 8 (09:24):
Am I wife?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Are you buying the diamond?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Who?
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Me?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Is it a surprise?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
It certainly is.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I heard your say.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
Mom's the word I did?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Is? Yes?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Father, Judy?
Speaker 8 (09:39):
All right, I'll tell you, but you mustn't be the
wood of it. Twenty one?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
I wrong, father, you see we fellows, No, it.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
Was this way ed Emerson is buying his wife a
diamond bracelet for their wedding anniversary.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
He is a diamond brace Oh, I can't believe it. Oh,
but that's wonderful diamond bracelet. It's so romantic, it's such
an imaginative gift.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
It's certainly it Now, I remember, Judy, not a word
of this to anyone.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Oh, Father, you know how I am with a secret, Randolph,
be honest with me. Do you think I'll ever be
a woman of mystery, intrigue and exoticness.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Well, to be honest with you.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Judy, Randolf, I've changed my mind. Don't answer that question, Judy. Yes, mother,
I'm going out.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Dear missus Emerson, call and walk through the driver of
the club. All right, mother, she let miss Emerson take
the car today. It's their wedding anniversary.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Now there's a present for you.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
She hasn't gone to the club in a year. I
don't see why she had to pick the day ago.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
She probably wants to show off her diamond bracelet.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
So what well for diamond bracelet mister Emerson's giving her
for their anniversary present?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yes, father told me, Oh, it was a secret.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
It certainly was random.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
I wouldn't have said anything about it except that if
today's your anniversary, obviously mister Emerson has given it to.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Her already, so obviously everybody will know about.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
It anyway with Missus Emerson, obviously will.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
It's all right to tell me you do? You know
how I am with a secret.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh, I knew it'd be safe with you.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Mother can come on, man, where we're going to my boudoir.
I'm gonna try on some new eyelashes, and I want
you to tell me which length is most alluring.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
All the things I do for you.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
I'll just give Missus Everson a ring now. If she
hasn't got it yet, I won't say a word.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Right, No, diamond brace now that's what I call up
the prince.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Why goodness, waiting.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Till the girls here? About?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
How long is Everson?
Speaker 6 (11:39):
This is don Fosta. I just wanted to tell you
that I'll.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Pick you up.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Oh, Missus, you're crying.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Oh, don't say things like that.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I'm sure miss Emerson hasn't forgotten it's your anniversary. Well,
I just happen to know that he's bought something perfectly
wonderful for you.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yes he has.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Oh, I got it on the best authority.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Well that is the first time for everything, even after
twenty two years. No, really, ju Judy heard it from
her father, who heard it from mister Emerson, and just
happened accidentally.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
To tell me.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
All right, but if I tell.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
You, promise not to let on to miss Emerson that
you know until it gives.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
It to you. All right, it's a diamond bracelet.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
What do you think of that, Missus Emerson, Missus Everson.
Oh good heavens, I think she's paid me.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Hello Boster, Oh no, Emerson, I hear those diamonds kind
of fixed you up the other night.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
He fixed me up.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Alright, Melvin Foster, you'll pay offer.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
I'll show always plus about thirteen cent. No about a
diamond bracelet.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Em you told.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Judy I was buying my wife a diamond bracelet. I
told you, Oh that old Emerson. That was just a
little joke.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Ha ha, Hi yourself.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
Well, I had to tell Judy something.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
See, she came in while I was talking to wife
and about your diamond hat. Now if I told her
the truth, think what would have happened?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Think what had happened?
Speaker 7 (13:11):
Now? My wife expects a diamond bracelet in as long
as you were so generous with my money. You can
just go right out and buy a one, now, Emerson,
don't be ridiculous. I can't afford a diamond bracelet. Okay,
then if that's the way you feel about it, you
can paint the lodge.
Speaker 8 (13:27):
Yes, sir, you can paint it all by yourself too.
That was the deal.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Well, I can't take time off of my business to
paint the lodge. Oh now, look explained to missus Emerson.
Tell her how Judy makes things up, and tell her.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
Was all a mistake? Tell her will tell her, I
dare you?
Speaker 4 (13:41):
All right?
Speaker 7 (13:41):
I will.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'm not afraid of her.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
I'll just go right up and I'll say, missus Emerson,
I'll say, Missus Emerson, it dees go on? How much
does a diamond bracelet cost?
Speaker 10 (15:26):
An?
Speaker 8 (16:19):
Now back to a date with Judy almost as good. Well,
mister Foster, what can I do for you?
Speaker 7 (16:34):
I came in to see about a diamond embracelet, A
diamond basil, mister Foster, is something sort of distinctive, but
by it, I.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Have just the thing for you.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
It's beautiful, custom made, exquisite found And seeing that it's
for you, mister Poster, I'll let you have it at
half price.
Speaker 8 (16:52):
Well that's sound good.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I hate me.
Speaker 9 (16:57):
And to you the price is yeah, there's the five
thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (17:02):
Well a special bargain to you.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yes, well, i'll tell you.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
But I never believed in taking advantage of anybody. I
don't feel I should accept the sacrifice. Oh now, fast,
show me something else, something not quite so beautiful.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
First, here, I've shown you everything I have got in
the store.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
I know.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
Oh no, this here is the only bracelet I have
in which I could set.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Just one diamond.
Speaker 8 (17:37):
Well, all right, I'll take it. And oh say, I
just happened to think, guess.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
What, you won't have to use one of your gums
and I won't.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
No, I just remembered I've got.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
A perfectly beautiful diamond chip in an old thick o
diamond chip.
Speaker 8 (17:48):
I say you didn't put that in. I look positive
at you eat a personally.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
Doubt Really, mister, first, there isn't a doubt in my
mind of this diamond bracelet for me, the owner one
of them's trying in the whole history of diamond pracelets.
Speaker 8 (18:09):
He mister, Hello, Judy, how are you?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Angel?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Oh I'm feeling a little middle age today, Well, what.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
Can I do for you kids?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Well, mister oscar this morning, I said to myself, Judy Foster,
I said, do you realize.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
That Christmas will be here?
Speaker 10 (18:24):
My My sister talks to.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Such interesting people, mister Asco.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
And then I said, Judy, you are so right, and
just think your whole dear family worries and worries about
what to buy you for Christmas. Well, mister oskaid, I
don't want my dear family to worry. So I quickly
said to myself, what shall I do to keep my.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Dear family from worrying about what to buy me for Christmas?
Speaker 4 (18:41):
And you altered yourself, go and take God's presents yourself.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yes, Randal, That's what I said, felt mister Ascold. I'll
just sort of look around, if I may, and casually
point out the things that I like, And should my
dear family come in here to choose a present for me,
you could try to casually point out when I've pointed
out to you.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
Well, now, Judy, that sounds like a very good idea.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I knew you'd understand you.
Speaker 8 (19:02):
Sure, Judy, I've got.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
A daughter myself, Jane Ady, you tell your father I'll
have that diamond bracelet ready earlier.
Speaker 8 (19:08):
Than I thought.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Diamond bracer my father?
Speaker 9 (19:11):
Yes, he pick out sets moon my father did.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Yeah, Are you sure? I sure?
Speaker 8 (19:18):
I'm sure. We spent the whole afternoon here.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Oh come on, Randolph, but to your Christmas presents. No,
there's something I have to do. Thank you for everything,
mister Rivet, and I'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Okay, goodbye, kid.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Randolph, I have a horrible premonission.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
We'll take a lash of cold water.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
It'll probably go with it.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
When father told me mister Emerson was buying a diamond
brycer for missus Emerson.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
He looked right peculiar. Oh well, looks on everything, that's all.
Father doesn't have a kind heart.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I don't think he was telling the truth, Judy, Ah, Father, Yeah,
and this confirms it, Randolph, I had just added two
and two.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
What did you get?
Speaker 8 (19:57):
Father is really.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Buying a diamond brace look for mother?
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Definitely?
Speaker 6 (20:03):
He just made that up.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
About the Emerson.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
But why would he do that?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Well, he was afraid I tell mother and fellows a pride.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
It's possible, But.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Randolph wasn't that silly of him. He shouldn't know how
I am with a secret.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Hello, children, Judy, missus Emerson's ever than so excited about
anything in her life as she is about her diamond bracelet.
Speaker 10 (20:28):
She got it.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
No, but she's going to she did do do?
Speaker 4 (20:31):
What do you mean you said she was going to?
But I mean you told her?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Well, yes, dear, I didn't intend to, but I was
practically forced into it.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
And then she was so surprised she faded.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Imagine, mother, that's horrible.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Get thee eye made a mistake. It isn't mister Emerson's
buying the diamond bracelet.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
No, it's father.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
He's buying it for you. What rand off hat hothers faders?
Speaker 10 (21:01):
But JUDU, where.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Would your father get the money for a diamond bracelet?
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Maybe he sold his stamp collection?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Oh well, mister.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Osford said, father bought a diamond bracelet. And who else
would he buy a diamond bracelet for?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Who?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yes? Who else?
Speaker 2 (21:14):
For who? Well?
Speaker 8 (21:15):
I still don't believe it.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
I don't know where you get your ideas, Judy, but
this is ridiculous. I'm not going to give it another falls, all.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Right, mother, Judy, Yes, money, do you suppose I could
still get into my black lace dress?
Speaker 4 (21:29):
That black lace just.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
Seems to go so beautifully with diamonds.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Hello, oh hosters, Hey, this is white money.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
I hate to bother you in your office, but would
you do me a favorite?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
What is it?
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Well, you know I'm in charge of all the furniture
and stuff of the lodge while they're redecorating.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
It's going on.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Yeah, well, I've been asking the different tell Us to
store some of our fetter things at their house.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
Yea, glad to take anything you want.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I have plenty of rooms.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Well you can have device in heads the bison there.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Oh no, white Man, I'd certainly hate to have that
thing staring me in the face every morning.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Well that's that's the way we all felt. None of
us wanted to do it, so the best thing we
could do is to give it to the low man
in the poker game each week. Oh no, white man, now, Melvine.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
It's for the low I know, but it's our emblem.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
You should be proud to keep it.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Just as a matter of cinnamon.
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Yeah, well, maybe it'll come in hand if there's another
meat shortage.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Okay, Whiteman, I'll take it.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Thanks a lot, Melvin, I sure appreciate it.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
I sent it over to your house a little while ago.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Mother, just look at the pack as it came to Father.
It's a diamond bracelet. I just know it duty and
that dog who'd never wrap a diamond.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Bracelet in the box.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
That's huge, Father.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Thank you know my father liked Joe particularly one. Remember
the time he had my ring delivered in a barrel.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Oh, that's right he did.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
But the diamonds bracelet, it's such an impossibility, But mister Osgod,
Daddy brought one.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
That's what the man said. He said that that's what
the man's dead.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Your home, Randolph, Father's home.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Surest anytime, Mother, Father's tall.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
I see hello, Melvin, how are you?
Speaker 8 (23:29):
I'm home?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oh father, We've been so eager for you to get
home tonight.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Well, uh, Dora, did a package come this afternoon?
Speaker 6 (23:39):
Yes, nels in it came, Laura.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
I feel I should explain about it. I I hope
you won't think it's food. Oh no, I just couldn't refuse.
After all, it was a matter of sentiment.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh Mother, I told the owls.
Speaker 8 (23:57):
And and Dora, I'm sure it won't worry your loone.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
But what do you mean by that?
Speaker 4 (24:01):
The time as company is gonna take it back if
you don't want it around.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Maybe you can store it in the attic.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
Meldon, you you little joke, now, Melton, you know I'm
gonna love it.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
You are, of course, my goodness, hot woman wouldn't I
can think of several.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
But what other woman in town has one?
Speaker 8 (24:23):
Well, yes, that's true.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
It off.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
I'm gonna wear it tonight tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
And the father mother says, if I'm careful, I can
borrow it. Sometimes you imagine me Judy Foster wearing diamonds
that time, the diamonds in the package that came this afternoon.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
That's a bason.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
No, no for the mantle.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
It belongs to the lodge, and I have to keep
it until if you well for a little while.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Please, you didn't you thought it was a diamond bracelet,
a diamond and bracelet. But mother, I really owed you
how your imagination does run away with you.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
It never runs quite far enough. And I was gonna
wear it for night and every night.
Speaker 8 (25:12):
It said, if he's something you and Paul's faith.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Well, this is the more ridiculous mixup of the family ever.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Just whom did you get the diamond bracelet fall.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Diamond baslet?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yes, father, the when you got to mister.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Roska, mister osmod oh Osgood. Oh that diamond bracelet.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
There's so many diamond bracelets and.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Well, Melvin, yes, well, I I didn't get that one
for you, though, I bought it for missus Emerson.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
I mean I picked it out for Ed Emerson to
give to Missus Emerson.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
He oh, he thought he needed some.
Speaker 8 (25:59):
Hell then, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
I should have figured that out myself. I don't know
why I ever listened to Judy in the first place.
Speaker 4 (26:05):
After all, I know.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
That you couldn't buy a diamond bracelet. No, of course
not Whey would you get the money?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Well would I?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Oh, Dennis, Now, girl look so unhealthy. Melvin, diamond bracelet
certainly don't fit all budget.
Speaker 8 (26:19):
You know, Dora, you're suddenly being sweating up his I
wish I could buy you what.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
I know you do?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Do it all right?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
A father?
Speaker 8 (26:28):
Yeah, mister Good's on the phone.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Yes, he says, Missus Emerson didn't like the diamond bracelet
you picked out for her one single bit.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Oh, Melvin, isn't that a shame?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Now she's picked out a more expensive one, and mister
Rosin wants to make sure you're willing to.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Pay for it.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
What oh my, mister Emerson says, it's your problem.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
Father.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
What do you want me to tell him?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Judy, you're telling us all good.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Your father will talk to him later, much later.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
First, he's gonna have a little talk with me.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
Oh do, Randolph, would you please ask your mother, the
loveliest mother in the whole world, to please forgive me?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Oh declaed to mother, the loveliest mother in the whole world.
Will you please forgive oh?
Speaker 8 (27:20):
D forgive me your father?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Oh sorry, mother, the loveliest mother in the whole world.
Will you please? Never and I never mind Randolph.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Now then, I don't know whether I should forgive you
or not.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
I've explained the whole thing.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Well it serves you, right.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Do you realize that you got into this whole master
because you wouldn't go to the lecture last Wednesday night?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I know?
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Don't preparing to play cards?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Actually aboording an inspirational educational lecture?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Cards?
Speaker 8 (27:43):
Absolutely, of course, I am. Well there are name more lectures,
aren't they. Well, I want you to know I'm not
going to miss one single one of them. Nothing could
keep me away.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Absolutely well, I should think not, my goodness, I wouldn't
visit for anything?
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Why that mister Hickson is the most interesting man I've
ever listened to.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
So much, I just can't.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
Wait until next Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yes, dear, I forgot to tell you. Missus Whiteman called.
She wants to know if you can come to her
hand party next Wednesday night.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
Oh, I love to call ride back Dora Wednesday night.
What about the lecture?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
No? Then, you can't expect me to give up a
hand party for an old lecture?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Can you? Over?
Speaker 7 (28:16):
The lover?
Speaker 4 (28:59):
I think?
Speaker 7 (29:15):
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