December 4, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
The makers of the New Rinso bring you the amoson
Andy Show with their guest tonight, mister Charles Coburn. There's
(00:32):
plenty of excitement around tonight because radio history is being made.
The New Rinso presents the New amoson Andy Show. Yes,
everything brand new, new in the fact that Amison Andy
are doing for the first time a half hour show.
New in the Jamison Andy are playing before an audience,
also for the first time and new end of each
week there will be a famous guest tonight, mister Charles Coburn,
(00:54):
whom you have seen in The More of the Marrier
and Heaven Can Wait. And there's plenty of new about
Rinso too. Try it yourself. I'm sure you'll agree. It's
absolutely tops that it's soapy rich Sudd's get out more
dirt that In short, it's the ideal soap for washday,
for dishes and for all the soap and water jobs
around the house.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yes, try Rinso.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I know you'll join the vast army of women who
whistle while they wash.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
And now the new.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Soapy Rich Rinso presents the New Amos and Andy Show. Well,
there's an all saying that no news is good news
that must be true, because Andy got news and it's bad.
(01:40):
The news is in the form of a letter which
Andy is discussing with the Kingfish and Henry van Porter
in his office.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Now, boys, I are really in a messure, Bindy. That's
like you spurn off well to tell you the truth. Andy,
I can't see what is such bad news about a
relative coming to visit you from the south. Listen, Henry,
a relative is bad news no matter what direction they
come from. Li's here, fellas. I ain't told you this,
(02:09):
but here's the jam I's in. About six months ago
I discovered that this uncle of mine that's coming up
here tomorrow don't cut me out of his world.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Ooh, I didn't know that. Now there's a serious thing.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, And I found out that the reason he doesn't
cut me out is because he thinks I is undisresponsible.
You see, boys, my uncle always wanted me to get
married and settled down. Well, tell me this, Andy, What
is all this got to do with the letter you
received from him? Well, I've always been kind of superstitious
about being left out of will. So about six months
(02:44):
ago I done ritt. My uncle Edgar told him I
got married settled down, and I was living in a
nice six room a partner.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh, I'm beginning to get it now.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
So he's going to arrive in New York tomorrow morning
on the nine o'clock train. But the main reason he
coming up here is to see some New York doctor
specialist about his health. And he gonna stay here on Monday.
MMMU tell me though, then, ever you done rich uncle,
that you got married and settled down? Do you know
if he puts you back in the will that oh
(03:13):
show he slapped me right back in there, you mean
on the regular dotted line and in not just out
in the march, in the tencil. You listen, I right
in the middle of the thing between them weareasses and
were foes and all that stuff. Yeah, that's the players
to be if you can worm your way in there.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
There's the players on it.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well, and it looks like you've got a lot to lose,
all right, Yeah, but I ain't told you the biggest
headache go. My uncle say in the letter that he
is planning on staying with me in my sixth room apartment,
And then he said that that'll give him a chance
to become acquainted with my dear little wife, When.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Is your uncle coming up here Saturday? Why that's tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Weird a minute, and you could be married by tomorrow. Yeah,
I could be Wait a minute, yeah, how was I
going to meet a gal that quick?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Or just standing on the corner and keep whistling?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And now just a minute, my friends, that sounds a
bit hasty. After all, the type of girl that Andy
might get from a whistle might not be the type
he'd want for the mother of his children. Now look here, Henry,
when you were whistling for a wife on short notice,
you can't be too particular. Like when you go up
to the north Woods hunting from moose and you give
up with the moose call.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
You can't be fussy. You gotta take the first moose
who comes along.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, can fished, but you gotta be a little more
particular about a wife after all of it.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Don't like a moose, you can shoot it anyhow.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Even if I did get a wire, where is I
gonna get a six room partner?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah? You in a pickleman, all right? Now, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Uh, wait a minute, wait a minute, I did and
hit him in the head. Joe just went into seel
here look at it, and his family is going away
for the weekend. They won't be back till Monday night.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Use his apartment. Yeah, it's but what about the wife today,
Andy's supposed to have.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Oh just tell you uncle that she out of town
visiting kinfolk. Yeah that sounds good, But well, Amos, let
me do that. Well, now, look, you don't tell him
what you're doing. Just tell him that you will stay
in the apartment over the weekend, the sort.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Of a caretaker.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Come on, King fish less me or you go over
to see Amos. So you're going away for the weekend,
Amos show hope you have a nice time. Yeah, well,
thank you very much telling me it must Who is
you leaving in charge of the department.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Well, I ain't figuring on having nobody here.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
How about burglars? Yeah, well I.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Went away before and I just locked the place and
nothing was store. Oh maybe the burglars didn't get around
to you yet. Yeah, I guess they's shorthanded, just like
everybody else.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
But you see Fellas or EMA's Look here, these burglars
work the thing in alphabet order.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Now you just lucky because your name is Jeorges. They
ain't got down.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
To you yet. Uh And is you hear where the
burglars is down to?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, I had there was just finishing the letter before
j whatever that is.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Excusing me.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I heard that too. They was working on the oars.
I remember that. Tell you the truth, fellas.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
That might not be a bad idea to have somebody
stay in the apartment while we as away, but I
just wouldn't know who to get. Well, amos ay as
your pals and I'll help you out, would you do it?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And there, yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Oh ge, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Of the end.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
We are going to leave at nine o'clock tomorrow morning,
so you can come in anytime after nine. Okay, there's
a deal. I'll check in right after nine o'clock. So
long be su won't get out on time.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So long, Emma, so long, fellas. I'll be back Monday night.
See you then.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Well, and this is a great break for us, all right?
Wait a minute, there you go without us stuff? King Fish,
by any chance is you have to make cause you
figured I might get some money from the will.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Or don't be silly and you never entered my mind.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
At the same time, I know that if anything should
happen to your dear uncle. Well, I just know that
in time of grief you want to share your good
fortune with your friends. Well, Uncle Ledgar, your train was
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right on time, and the show is nice to see you.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, we're so glad to see you, Uncle Ledgar. You
don't mind if I call your uncle Edgar too, do you?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
And you've been telling us so much about y'all count off.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You like us a close relation to yours.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Well, that's very fine.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Tell me uncle, let girl hard things down south?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You know, the cotton crop wills and all that stuff.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
All everything's fine. Sathing wasn't nice?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
You boys?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
You come down meet me at the train here. But Andy,
where's the little woman? Huh?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Who the little woman? Your wife?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Oh, my wife?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Well uh uh uh uh Lucy dunman over to uh
Pennsylvania to see your mother. Yeah, that's exactly why you went,
you see, Uncle Edgar, when you was that little woman,
and I didn't know who you meant because Lucy as big.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
As a horse.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Now where I'm setting anxious to meet her. She's gonna
be back before I leave, ain't she?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Well? I hope so, Uncle Edgar, But do you think
we better get out of the station.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, you're right, I got a boy right here, Uncle,
they could take care of your suitcasers.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Uh hair, Lightning, come over here.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Oh, I can handle the suitcases all right. Did you
want me now?
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
These is the suitcases?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Or deliver them to the department like I told you, Lightning.
And by the way, Lightning. Uh, this is my uncle Edgar.
This is Lightning, young man. I'm glad to meet you.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Please, that meets you, Uncle Edgar. Are you the man
that got the wheel engine?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Get on with them bags or don't worry uncle that
gell to get away from here. Like, well, Uncle Lecgar,
how do you feel after taking the shower and changing
your clothes? Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
I feel a lot better, Andy.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, sit down there and got stuffed over chair.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And take it easy.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Uncle sir, Andy, you and your wife are doing the
ones that live in this apartment.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You ain't, yes, Uncle.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Leedgar, just as our old little love nest, just the
two of us, me and her. Well, uh, what is
all them toys there in the closet of my room?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What toy you.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Mean you don't know what toys is back there?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Well?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Uh uh uh well you see uh uh I play
with so many toys.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I didn't know which ones you're meant.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Well, there's some dolls back there too.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
All.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Don't be silly, uncle Edgar. I ain't played with dolls
for over a year.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Sir, Andy, who is the picture this man here on
the table?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Which picture you mean?
Speaker 6 (10:13):
The only picturess there?
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Oh, that one?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Don't look at me. It's been at Uncle Edgar.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
I see it's inscribed down there to my loving wife
from Amos.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh that Oh yeah, well that that's u A. That's
my wife's first husband.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Well, what in the world you have to have his
picture around here?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Well, I tell you, Uncle Edgar.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
It keeps reminding my wife of him and makes her
appreciate me more.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah that Uncle, that's Sunday right.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You know, Uncle Edgar, there's nothing like holding her first
husband over a wife's head.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Oh. Oh, by the way, Andy, you know I want
to see one of these New York doctors. You might
ask out of your friends and see if they know
a good one.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, yeah, but you take it easy, ungle leed good
and I enjoy yourself for the weekend.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
I'm gonna tell you any you sure got a nice
place here. And I was just thinking I don't have
to break my neck to get back home. You fellas
has been so nice to me. I think I'll change
my plans and stay here.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
A couple of weeks. A couple of weeks. Yeah, I
know that would make you happy.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
What's the matter?
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Boys?
Speaker 9 (11:27):
You were made a sool happy that we are speechless,
wild folks.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Remember I said this would be a new kind of
show for Amison and and I hope you are having
as good a time as the folks.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Here are having.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Now I mentioned a little earlier the millions of women
these days are whistling while they wash. And the notes
they are whistling are that stands for Innso hype, three
little notes that have been making wash day history.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yes, Rinso has taken the drudgery out of wash day.
Those soapy rich SuDS have made it possible for women
to turn out a dazzling white, bright wash without hard
scrubbing or boiling, simply by soaking clothes clean. A few
quick finger rubs on badly soiled places and clothes are
ready to rinse. Yes, new rinsol gets out more dirt,
and women are whistling while they wash dishes too. In
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Rinso SuDS, it makes the job so speedy, and that
goes for washing floors, windows, tiles and so forth. So
tomorrow get rinso then you'll whistle, and you'll see how
much easier life can be. Now back to Amos and
Andy and their guest tonight, Charles Colburn. Well, Uncle Edgar
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certainly threw a monkey wrench in the machinery when he
announced that he had decided to stay two weeks.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Andy and the Kingfish are plenty worried. King Finshman is
running the mess.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Now Amo's coming home Monday, and Uncle Letter say gonna
be here for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And listen, I got an idea.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Look here, when your uncle wakes up from the nap
he's taken, we'll take him up the doctor's role. You know,
that's where the alley lawyer has got his office. I
think up around there we'll find a doctor that will
see eye.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
To eye with us.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, but we want to get a big doctor with
a good reputation to examined my uncle.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, well, we'll get a good one already.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
But I think that for a small extra charge, we
can get a doctor to tell Uncle Edgar that this
climbing up north here is bad for his health and
that he has got to get right back down south
now at once.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, well, the hours were gonna work it.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
We'll leave Uncle Edgar out in the waiting room at
the doctor's office and we'll go in the doctor's private
office and talk to him first.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Oh, I think I see what you mean.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
Hello, is this doctor Charles Coben, the veterinarian.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
That's right, I'm the veterinarian.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
This is missus Stanley Watson. I called up to find
out how my Coccus spaniel was coming along.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
He's doing nicely, Missus Watson. His front paw is still
a little sore, but we already I have him out
of here in a few days.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Oh, thank you very much. Doctor goodbye?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Come in.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh excuse us, Uh, but but is you doctor Charles Coburn.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
That's right, A good yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Well, we see your name on the door outside and
we're looking for a doctor.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Tell me, do you have the patient with you?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Uh, he's out in the waiting room. Yes, we we
wanna talk to you first.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Is he chained up?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Chained up?
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
No, he ain't dangerous.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Well why don't you bring him in the office here.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Well, that's what we wanna tell you.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Uh, you see, doctor, we don't want him to hear
what we're gonna tell you.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
You don't want him to hear. That's pretty good. I've
heard some of them are very clever, but I've never
heard of one that could understand medical terms.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
The world the true will.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
He ain't been feeling well lately, and he asks us
to take him.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
To a doctor.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Before we go any further, gentlemen, are you sure that
you are feeling all right?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Oh? Sure, yes, so we feel all right.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Well, tell me exactly what's wrong with the patient. I'm
a busy man, the well.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Dogged to tell you the truth. We don't know exactly
what's wrong with him.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Well, the only thing to do then is to trap
him here on this table, and I'll give him a
thorough examination.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Uh strapping. I don't think he's going like that.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Oh, that's all right. We'll put a muzzle on him.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
We can go just so far with him, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, yeah, we can't make him mad because he's worth
a lot of money.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
I'll listen to me, A dog is a dog. If
I can help him, I'll be very happy to do so.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Excuse me for protruding, doctor, but my idea have been
give me a little trouble your late lady. Did you
say dog?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Is you a dog?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Dog by a chair? Certainly?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Well, I don't know what to think when you say
you're gonna put a muzzle on my uncle.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Oh your uncle is out there. Yeah, I see you
thought I was a regular MD.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
No.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
I take care of dogs, cats, horses, all kinds of animals.
I've got a little hospital out here in the bank.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Or well, now we're doctor as long as we are here,
maybe you.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Could help us out anyhow.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, yes, what we'd like you to do in your
professional capacity, well, uh, exactly wrong, exactly the right kind
in between right.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Uh and being in between. We willing to pay for it. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Gentlemen, If you think that I, as a respected member
of the medical profession, would do even one small thing
to jeopardize my fine reputation and standing in this community.
If you think that I would stoop to a thing
of this kind, if you think that I would do
anything contrary to my standards in exchange for what amounts
to a little more than a bribe, then you come
(17:12):
to the right place.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah, man, that's great, that's great. Now look at your
here's what we want you to do. We we want
you to convince my uncle to this northern climate is
bad for him, and even one more day of it
might be fatal, and he has gotta go right back
down south.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, so we don't care what you tell him.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
We just won't make sure that he leaves town by
the night.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
It's as good as done, my friends. But in our haste,
let us not forget the catch ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Oh, yes it is.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
You might put it in that draw right there. I
don't touch mondy like that.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Okay, Doc, Okay, I'll have my uncle come right in.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, get we wait a minute, hide them dog biscuits
over there on the table. Okay, Uncle, Edgar Cimoni in.
The doctor's ready for you. This is the famous specialist
that I've done told you about.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
How do you do?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Doctor?
Speaker 5 (18:15):
How do you do? If you sit right down here,
open your mouth?
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Now?
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Tell me?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
How have you been feeling well?
Speaker 6 (18:23):
Frankly this afternoon, I've been feeling pretty well. That's a
bad symptom. Yes, that's the trouble with your particular ailmen.
You always feel better. First, Well, what isn't that's wrong
with me? Doctor?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Well? The medical term is northern itis.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Doctor, No, anything but that. Well the sorry to hear that, doctor.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Now, doctor, just what is this northern iris?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Well, you come to me as a patient, and I
guess it's my duty to tell you the truth. Northern
idis is a condition that is brought on by an
atmospheric change, a change of pressure that crushes the cells
of the nervous system naturally. Yeah, that's what you makes
you feel like you do now?
Speaker 6 (19:12):
But I feel very good.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Huh oh, that's nothing that will go away.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Well, tell us this doctor, what is the cure for this?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Name your uncle mush go back down south. Of course,
there's no real hurry about it, nothing to get alarmed about. Doctor.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
But when you think I should leave for the south.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
No, there's no tremendous rush about it. Anytime within the
next hour. Yeah, well.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
We better leave right away, uncle, LECTI before you start
foaming a demouth.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Come on, we go right down to Deepot and get
your ticket.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Do you mean to say that?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Come on, uncle, let you let's get out of here.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
We ain't got no time to wear it. Well, so long, doctor,
what was that?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
It's one of my patients?
Speaker 6 (19:59):
I mean, your patience.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Got a nasty cough, hasn't it?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Well?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Uncle, that girl you has done got the best medical
advice you could have got in the whole city or
the ain't no two ways about it. He's a great doctor. Yeah,
he seems to be a very good doctor. And I'm
gonna take advice and return to the South. But it's
one thing, Andy, was that.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
I made up my mind not to leave tom here
until I.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Met your dear little wife.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
M Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Now, did the theatrical agency tell you exactly what you
were supposed to do?
Speaker 10 (20:53):
Yes, I supposed to play the part of man's wife,
and you're gonna pay me three.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Dollars for it, right, you is gonna playing as you
as my wife, Lucy. Now, the main thing is to
try to do as little talking as you can, or
you ain't gonna get yourself caught. No booby trap. Yes, yeah,
I think we is all set eye okay, Uncle, letgar
Lucy is back. I remember everything we told you, Lucy.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Well, well, well so this is Lucy.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
Yes, Lucy, I's.
Speaker 10 (21:22):
Mad to this gentleman here.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Yes I know, yeah, I know that. But tell me this, Lucy,
how long have you been married?
Speaker 8 (21:30):
Well?
Speaker 10 (21:31):
Uh, we've been married exactly one year.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
Wait a minute, it seems to me you said something
to me and about being married six months.
Speaker 10 (21:39):
I thought it was bout a year.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Uh, well, you see, Uncle let Gar.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Uh the time passes fast for me and slow for her. Well,
co let go, you don't see Lucy now, I guess
we better shoot right down the depot.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
Well, I haven't had a chance to get a.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Queen with Lucy.
Speaker 10 (21:59):
You right, don't russiaus, mister Brown?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Mister Brown, and there after being married six months, you
don't make your wife call you mister brown, do you?
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Well, I tell your uncle Letgar. Until i've been married
a year, I d man's respect. Oh yeah, you gotta
keep these women in the place, all right, Yeah, I'll
tell you uncle let your Oh well, how.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Are you there?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
And uh see what is going on here? Amos? You
ain't supposed to be back here till tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Well, I got a chance to ride down with some people,
and I thought.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I'd do it.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Uh, I'd like to meet your friends here.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
And go ahead, amos, so and do them there? Mess
them up there? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Well now, well, amos, uh uh, this is my uncle
Legar here.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Oh how do you do?
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Please to meet you.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
My name is Johans.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, and uh now this is of well, uh well
that's Mongcolega right there, uncle lady, I ain't met the girlier.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
And my name is Lucy. I's the wife of this
gentleman here. I think his name is Andy.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Andy.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
You didn't tell me, you know, Amos. I know it,
But but look at there's something I do want to
tell you right now. Come on, Amos, you two kingfish.
Let's go out someplace or we can talk. Uncle Legar,
you stay here and this will give you a chance
to get better acquainted with Lucy.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
So, Amos, that's the whole story in a nutshell, ees, Amos.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
The only reason that Andy done it was solder his
uncle would keep him in his will. That's some story
you got there, all right. You certainly can't get yourself
messed up.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
In what is I gonna do? Amo?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
There is only one thing you can do, tell your
uncle the truth. I think he'll appreciate it and appreciate
you being honest with him, cause he bound to find
out sooner or later. You're right, Oh me, boys, I
go out and take a walk in the park so
I can get up my nerve.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Come on Kingfish. Let's go in. I'm gonna tell him
the truth. Okay, open the door.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Where Andy, Kingfish? You finally got back? Where have you
been all day?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Where's Lucy? Oh, she's in the kitchen. Well in the kitchen,
Uncle Edgar.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
There comes a time in a man's life when they
got to do something that they don't like to do,
but I gotta do it. Well, Uncle Edgar, I'm gonna
confess something to you. This ain't my apartment and loosey
and my wife. The only reason that I done told
you all this was so I could stay in your will.
But I wouldn't blame you now if he throwed me out,
I understand, Andy, But.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I ain't gonna cause you no more trouble, Uncle Edgar.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Where's that sapid little theatrical actor is supposed to be
my wife?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
You get me. I'll play her the three.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Dollars and chased rot here right away, so at least
she ain't gonna be bothered.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
With her Andy, Please, you speaking of my fe future wife?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Your future what my future wife?
Speaker 6 (25:05):
I found out right after you left this morning that
she was only playing the part of your wife. We'll
spend all day getting acquainted. She's a fine cook and
a good looking girl. We're getting married right away and
leaving on the frust training for Georgia.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Well, congratulations and all that stuff, Uncle Leedgirl.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I'll be glad to go to the depot with you
and see y'all.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
You know, carry grips for you, carry you will anything
you want to make carry. Yeah, congratulations Uncle Edgar. But
say there's just one thing that I'd like to clear
up before you leave.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
What's there?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Well, now that Lucy is gonna be my aunt instead
of my wife, does I have to pay the three
dollars or the j pay?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Writers and gentlemen name of Andy would like to say
a few words to their listeners.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Hello folks, Hello everybody. Well, we hope you enjoyed our
first show. As you know, this is the beginning of
our new half hour series, and we want to thank
mister Charles Colburn for his kindness and working with us tonight.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
We wouldn't feel.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Right to let this first show pass without saying a
word about our sponsors, makers of the new Rinso. Of course,
we've heard of Renso and its splendid reputation, and not
long ago we asked for permission to visit the plant
and see Renso being made.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
We saw it being made with our own eyes, and.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
That is why we are so enthusiastic about the product
we advertise. In thinking back over our trip through the
Rinso plan, it seems that we went through dozens of laboratories,
and believe us, the reason for the high quality of
Rinso is no accident. We can truthfully tell you great
care is taken to give Rinso the top quality of
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which it has, and we earnestly feel that you too
will recognize this and be glad you are using this
wonderful product. You folks were nice to listen to us tonight,
and we're looking forward to being back with you next
Friday night at the same time. Thank you again, and
don't forget folks when you think of Amerson and they
think of Rinso.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Thank you tonight.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yes, be with us again next Friday night, the same
hour when the makers of the new Resto again present
the amoson Andy Show, and when amoson Andy's guest will
be the talented pianist Jose It's Herbie.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
This is Harlow Wilcox, bidding you good night for all
of us
The makers of the New Rinso bring you the amoson
Andy Show with their guest tonight, mister Charles Coburn. There's
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plenty of excitement around tonight because radio history is being made.
The New Rinso presents the New amoson Andy Show. Yes,
everything brand new, new in the fact that Amison Andy
are doing for the first time a half hour show.
New in the Jamison Andy are playing before an audience,
also for the first time and new end of each
week there will be a famous guest tonight, mister Charles Coburn,
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whom you have seen in The More of the Marrier
and Heaven Can Wait. And there's plenty of new about
Rinso too. Try it yourself. I'm sure you'll agree. It's
absolutely tops that it's soapy rich Sudd's get out more
dirt that In short, it's the ideal soap for washday,
for dishes and for all the soap and water jobs
around the house.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yes, try Rinso.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I know you'll join the vast army of women who
whistle while they wash.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
And now the new.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Soapy Rich Rinso presents the New Amos and Andy Show. Well,
there's an all saying that no news is good news
that must be true, because Andy got news and it's bad.
(01:40):
The news is in the form of a letter which
Andy is discussing with the Kingfish and Henry van Porter
in his office.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Now, boys, I are really in a messure, Bindy. That's
like you spurn off well to tell you the truth. Andy,
I can't see what is such bad news about a
relative coming to visit you from the south. Listen, Henry,
a relative is bad news no matter what direction they
come from. Li's here, fellas. I ain't told you this,
(02:09):
but here's the jam I's in. About six months ago
I discovered that this uncle of mine that's coming up
here tomorrow don't cut me out of his world.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Ooh, I didn't know that. Now there's a serious thing.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, And I found out that the reason he doesn't
cut me out is because he thinks I is undisresponsible.
You see, boys, my uncle always wanted me to get
married and settled down. Well, tell me this, Andy, What
is all this got to do with the letter you
received from him? Well, I've always been kind of superstitious
about being left out of will. So about six months
(02:44):
ago I done ritt. My uncle Edgar told him I
got married settled down, and I was living in a
nice six room a partner.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Oh, I'm beginning to get it now.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
So he's going to arrive in New York tomorrow morning
on the nine o'clock train. But the main reason he
coming up here is to see some New York doctor
specialist about his health. And he gonna stay here on Monday.
MMMU tell me though, then, ever you done rich uncle,
that you got married and settled down? Do you know
if he puts you back in the will that oh
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show he slapped me right back in there, you mean
on the regular dotted line and in not just out
in the march, in the tencil. You listen, I right
in the middle of the thing between them weareasses and
were foes and all that stuff. Yeah, that's the players
to be if you can worm your way in there.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
There's the players on it.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well, and it looks like you've got a lot to lose,
all right, Yeah, but I ain't told you the biggest
headache go. My uncle say in the letter that he
is planning on staying with me in my sixth room apartment,
And then he said that that'll give him a chance
to become acquainted with my dear little wife, When.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Is your uncle coming up here Saturday? Why that's tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Weird a minute, and you could be married by tomorrow. Yeah,
I could be Wait a minute, yeah, how was I
going to meet a gal that quick?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Or just standing on the corner and keep whistling?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And now just a minute, my friends, that sounds a
bit hasty. After all, the type of girl that Andy
might get from a whistle might not be the type
he'd want for the mother of his children. Now look here, Henry,
when you were whistling for a wife on short notice,
you can't be too particular. Like when you go up
to the north Woods hunting from moose and you give
up with the moose call.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
You can't be fussy. You gotta take the first moose
who comes along.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, can fished, but you gotta be a little more
particular about a wife after all of it.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Don't like a moose, you can shoot it anyhow.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Even if I did get a wire, where is I
gonna get a six room partner?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah? You in a pickleman, all right? Now, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Uh, wait a minute, wait a minute, I did and
hit him in the head. Joe just went into seel
here look at it, and his family is going away
for the weekend. They won't be back till Monday night.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Use his apartment. Yeah, it's but what about the wife today,
Andy's supposed to have.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Oh just tell you uncle that she out of town
visiting kinfolk. Yeah that sounds good, But well, Amos, let
me do that. Well, now, look, you don't tell him
what you're doing. Just tell him that you will stay
in the apartment over the weekend, the sort.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Of a caretaker.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Come on, King fish less me or you go over
to see Amos. So you're going away for the weekend,
Amos show hope you have a nice time. Yeah, well,
thank you very much telling me it must Who is
you leaving in charge of the department.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Well, I ain't figuring on having nobody here.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
How about burglars? Yeah, well I.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Went away before and I just locked the place and
nothing was store. Oh maybe the burglars didn't get around
to you yet. Yeah, I guess they's shorthanded, just like
everybody else.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
But you see Fellas or EMA's Look here, these burglars
work the thing in alphabet order.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Now you just lucky because your name is Jeorges. They
ain't got down.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
To you yet. Uh And is you hear where the
burglars is down to?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Now?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, I had there was just finishing the letter before
j whatever that is.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Excusing me.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I heard that too. They was working on the oars.
I remember that. Tell you the truth, fellas.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
That might not be a bad idea to have somebody
stay in the apartment while we as away, but I
just wouldn't know who to get. Well, amos ay as
your pals and I'll help you out, would you do it?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And there, yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Oh ge, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Of the end.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
We are going to leave at nine o'clock tomorrow morning,
so you can come in anytime after nine. Okay, there's
a deal. I'll check in right after nine o'clock. So
long be su won't get out on time.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
So long, Emma, so long, fellas. I'll be back Monday night.
See you then.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Well, and this is a great break for us, all right?
Wait a minute, there you go without us stuff? King Fish,
by any chance is you have to make cause you
figured I might get some money from the will.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Or don't be silly and you never entered my mind.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
At the same time, I know that if anything should
happen to your dear uncle. Well, I just know that
in time of grief you want to share your good
fortune with your friends. Well, Uncle Ledgar, your train was
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right on time, and the show is nice to see you.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, we're so glad to see you, Uncle Ledgar. You
don't mind if I call your uncle Edgar too, do you?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
And you've been telling us so much about y'all count off.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You like us a close relation to yours.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Well, that's very fine.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Tell me uncle, let girl hard things down south?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You know, the cotton crop wills and all that stuff.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
All everything's fine. Sathing wasn't nice?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
You boys?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
You come down meet me at the train here. But Andy,
where's the little woman? Huh?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Who the little woman? Your wife?
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Oh, my wife?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Well uh uh uh uh Lucy dunman over to uh
Pennsylvania to see your mother. Yeah, that's exactly why you went,
you see, Uncle Edgar, when you was that little woman,
and I didn't know who you meant because Lucy as big.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
As a horse.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Now where I'm setting anxious to meet her. She's gonna
be back before I leave, ain't she?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Well? I hope so, Uncle Edgar, But do you think
we better get out of the station.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, you're right, I got a boy right here, Uncle,
they could take care of your suitcasers.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Uh hair, Lightning, come over here.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Oh, I can handle the suitcases all right. Did you
want me now?
Speaker 7 (08:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
These is the suitcases?
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Or deliver them to the department like I told you, Lightning.
And by the way, Lightning. Uh, this is my uncle Edgar.
This is Lightning, young man. I'm glad to meet you.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Please, that meets you, Uncle Edgar. Are you the man
that got the wheel engine?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Get on with them bags or don't worry uncle that
gell to get away from here. Like, well, Uncle Lecgar,
how do you feel after taking the shower and changing
your clothes? Oh?
Speaker 6 (09:26):
I feel a lot better, Andy.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Yeah, sit down there and got stuffed over chair.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And take it easy.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
Uncle sir, Andy, you and your wife are doing the
ones that live in this apartment.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
You ain't, yes, Uncle.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Leedgar, just as our old little love nest, just the
two of us, me and her. Well, uh, what is
all them toys there in the closet of my room?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What toy you.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Mean you don't know what toys is back there?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Well?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Uh uh uh well you see uh uh I play
with so many toys.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I didn't know which ones you're meant.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Well, there's some dolls back there too.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
All.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Don't be silly, uncle Edgar. I ain't played with dolls
for over a year.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
Sir, Andy, who is the picture this man here on
the table?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Which picture you mean?
Speaker 6 (10:13):
The only picturess there?
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Oh, that one?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Don't look at me. It's been at Uncle Edgar.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
I see it's inscribed down there to my loving wife
from Amos.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh that Oh yeah, well that that's u A. That's
my wife's first husband.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Well, what in the world you have to have his
picture around here?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Well, I tell you, Uncle Edgar.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
It keeps reminding my wife of him and makes her
appreciate me more.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah that Uncle, that's Sunday right.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You know, Uncle Edgar, there's nothing like holding her first
husband over a wife's head.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Oh. Oh, by the way, Andy, you know I want
to see one of these New York doctors. You might
ask out of your friends and see if they know
a good one.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, yeah, but you take it easy, ungle leed good
and I enjoy yourself for the weekend.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
I'm gonna tell you any you sure got a nice
place here. And I was just thinking I don't have
to break my neck to get back home. You fellas
has been so nice to me. I think I'll change
my plans and stay here.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
A couple of weeks. A couple of weeks. Yeah, I
know that would make you happy.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
What's the matter?
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Boys?
Speaker 9 (11:27):
You were made a sool happy that we are speechless,
wild folks.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Remember I said this would be a new kind of
show for Amison and and I hope you are having
as good a time as the folks.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Here are having.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Now I mentioned a little earlier the millions of women
these days are whistling while they wash. And the notes
they are whistling are that stands for Innso hype, three
little notes that have been making wash day history.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yes, Rinso has taken the drudgery out of wash day.
Those soapy rich SuDS have made it possible for women
to turn out a dazzling white, bright wash without hard
scrubbing or boiling, simply by soaking clothes clean. A few
quick finger rubs on badly soiled places and clothes are
ready to rinse. Yes, new rinsol gets out more dirt,
and women are whistling while they wash dishes too. In
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Rinso SuDS, it makes the job so speedy, and that
goes for washing floors, windows, tiles and so forth. So
tomorrow get rinso then you'll whistle, and you'll see how
much easier life can be. Now back to Amos and
Andy and their guest tonight, Charles Colburn. Well, Uncle Edgar
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certainly threw a monkey wrench in the machinery when he
announced that he had decided to stay two weeks.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Andy and the Kingfish are plenty worried. King Finshman is
running the mess.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Now Amo's coming home Monday, and Uncle Letter say gonna
be here for two weeks.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And listen, I got an idea.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Look here, when your uncle wakes up from the nap
he's taken, we'll take him up the doctor's role. You know,
that's where the alley lawyer has got his office. I
think up around there we'll find a doctor that will
see eye.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
To eye with us.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, but we want to get a big doctor with
a good reputation to examined my uncle.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, well, we'll get a good one already.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
But I think that for a small extra charge, we
can get a doctor to tell Uncle Edgar that this
climbing up north here is bad for his health and
that he has got to get right back down south
now at once.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, well, the hours were gonna work it.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
We'll leave Uncle Edgar out in the waiting room at
the doctor's office and we'll go in the doctor's private
office and talk to him first.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Oh, I think I see what you mean.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
Hello, is this doctor Charles Coben, the veterinarian.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
That's right, I'm the veterinarian.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
This is missus Stanley Watson. I called up to find
out how my Coccus spaniel was coming along.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
He's doing nicely, Missus Watson. His front paw is still
a little sore, but we already I have him out
of here in a few days.
Speaker 8 (14:17):
Oh, thank you very much. Doctor goodbye?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Come in.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh excuse us, Uh, but but is you doctor Charles Coburn.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
That's right, A good yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Well, we see your name on the door outside and
we're looking for a doctor.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Tell me, do you have the patient with you?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Uh, he's out in the waiting room. Yes, we we
wanna talk to you first.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Is he chained up?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Chained up?
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
No, he ain't dangerous.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Well why don't you bring him in the office here.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Well, that's what we wanna tell you.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Uh, you see, doctor, we don't want him to hear
what we're gonna tell you.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
You don't want him to hear. That's pretty good. I've
heard some of them are very clever, but I've never
heard of one that could understand medical terms.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
The world the true will.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
He ain't been feeling well lately, and he asks us
to take him.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
To a doctor.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
Before we go any further, gentlemen, are you sure that
you are feeling all right?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Oh? Sure, yes, so we feel all right.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Well, tell me exactly what's wrong with the patient. I'm
a busy man, the well.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Dogged to tell you the truth. We don't know exactly
what's wrong with him.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Well, the only thing to do then is to trap
him here on this table, and I'll give him a
thorough examination.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Uh strapping. I don't think he's going like that.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Oh, that's all right. We'll put a muzzle on him.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
We can go just so far with him, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, yeah, we can't make him mad because he's worth
a lot of money.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
I'll listen to me, A dog is a dog. If
I can help him, I'll be very happy to do so.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Excuse me for protruding, doctor, but my idea have been
give me a little trouble your late lady. Did you
say dog?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Is you a dog?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Dog by a chair? Certainly?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Well, I don't know what to think when you say
you're gonna put a muzzle on my uncle.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
Oh your uncle is out there. Yeah, I see you
thought I was a regular MD.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
No.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
I take care of dogs, cats, horses, all kinds of animals.
I've got a little hospital out here in the bank.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Or well, now we're doctor as long as we are here,
maybe you.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Could help us out anyhow.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, yes, what we'd like you to do in your
professional capacity, well, uh, exactly wrong, exactly the right kind
in between right.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Uh and being in between. We willing to pay for it. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Gentlemen, If you think that I, as a respected member
of the medical profession, would do even one small thing
to jeopardize my fine reputation and standing in this community.
If you think that I would stoop to a thing
of this kind, if you think that I would do
anything contrary to my standards in exchange for what amounts
to a little more than a bribe, then you come
(17:12):
to the right place.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah, man, that's great, that's great. Now look at your
here's what we want you to do. We we want
you to convince my uncle to this northern climate is
bad for him, and even one more day of it
might be fatal, and he has gotta go right back
down south.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, so we don't care what you tell him.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
We just won't make sure that he leaves town by
the night.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
It's as good as done, my friends. But in our haste,
let us not forget the catch ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Oh, yes it is.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
You might put it in that draw right there. I
don't touch mondy like that.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Okay, Doc, Okay, I'll have my uncle come right in.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, get we wait a minute, hide them dog biscuits
over there on the table. Okay, Uncle, Edgar Cimoni in.
The doctor's ready for you. This is the famous specialist
that I've done told you about.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
How do you do?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Doctor?
Speaker 5 (18:15):
How do you do? If you sit right down here,
open your mouth?
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Now?
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Tell me?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
How have you been feeling well?
Speaker 6 (18:23):
Frankly this afternoon, I've been feeling pretty well. That's a
bad symptom. Yes, that's the trouble with your particular ailmen.
You always feel better. First, Well, what isn't that's wrong
with me? Doctor?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Well? The medical term is northern itis.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Doctor, No, anything but that. Well the sorry to hear that, doctor.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
Now, doctor, just what is this northern iris?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Well, you come to me as a patient, and I
guess it's my duty to tell you the truth. Northern
idis is a condition that is brought on by an
atmospheric change, a change of pressure that crushes the cells
of the nervous system naturally. Yeah, that's what you makes
you feel like you do now?
Speaker 6 (19:12):
But I feel very good.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Huh oh, that's nothing that will go away.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Well, tell us this doctor, what is the cure for this?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Name your uncle mush go back down south. Of course,
there's no real hurry about it, nothing to get alarmed about. Doctor.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
But when you think I should leave for the south.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
No, there's no tremendous rush about it. Anytime within the
next hour. Yeah, well.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
We better leave right away, uncle, LECTI before you start
foaming a demouth.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Come on, we go right down to Deepot and get
your ticket.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Do you mean to say that?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Come on, uncle, let you let's get out of here.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
We ain't got no time to wear it. Well, so long, doctor,
what was that?
Speaker 5 (19:58):
It's one of my patients?
Speaker 6 (19:59):
I mean, your patience.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Got a nasty cough, hasn't it?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Well?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Uncle, that girl you has done got the best medical
advice you could have got in the whole city or
the ain't no two ways about it. He's a great doctor. Yeah,
he seems to be a very good doctor. And I'm
gonna take advice and return to the South. But it's
one thing, Andy, was that.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
I made up my mind not to leave tom here
until I.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Met your dear little wife.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
M Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Now, did the theatrical agency tell you exactly what you
were supposed to do?
Speaker 10 (20:53):
Yes, I supposed to play the part of man's wife,
and you're gonna pay me three.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Dollars for it, right, you is gonna playing as you
as my wife, Lucy. Now, the main thing is to
try to do as little talking as you can, or
you ain't gonna get yourself caught. No booby trap. Yes, yeah,
I think we is all set eye okay, Uncle, letgar
Lucy is back. I remember everything we told you, Lucy.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Well, well, well so this is Lucy.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
Yes, Lucy, I's.
Speaker 10 (21:22):
Mad to this gentleman here.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Yes I know, yeah, I know that. But tell me this, Lucy,
how long have you been married?
Speaker 8 (21:30):
Well?
Speaker 10 (21:31):
Uh, we've been married exactly one year.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
Wait a minute, it seems to me you said something
to me and about being married six months.
Speaker 10 (21:39):
I thought it was bout a year.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Uh, well, you see, Uncle let Gar.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Uh the time passes fast for me and slow for her. Well,
co let go, you don't see Lucy now, I guess
we better shoot right down the depot.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Huh.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
Well, I haven't had a chance to get a.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Queen with Lucy.
Speaker 10 (21:59):
You right, don't russiaus, mister Brown?
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Mister Brown, and there after being married six months, you
don't make your wife call you mister brown, do you?
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Well, I tell your uncle Letgar. Until i've been married
a year, I d man's respect. Oh yeah, you gotta
keep these women in the place, all right, Yeah, I'll
tell you uncle let your Oh well, how.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Are you there?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
And uh see what is going on here? Amos? You
ain't supposed to be back here till tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Well, I got a chance to ride down with some people,
and I thought.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I'd do it.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Uh, I'd like to meet your friends here.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
And go ahead, amos, so and do them there? Mess
them up there? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Well now, well, amos, uh uh, this is my uncle
Legar here.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Oh how do you do?
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Please to meet you.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
My name is Johans.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, and uh now this is of well, uh well
that's Mongcolega right there, uncle lady, I ain't met the girlier.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
And my name is Lucy. I's the wife of this
gentleman here. I think his name is Andy.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Andy.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
You didn't tell me, you know, Amos. I know it,
But but look at there's something I do want to
tell you right now. Come on, Amos, you two kingfish.
Let's go out someplace or we can talk. Uncle Legar,
you stay here and this will give you a chance
to get better acquainted with Lucy.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
So, Amos, that's the whole story in a nutshell, ees, Amos.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
The only reason that Andy done it was solder his
uncle would keep him in his will. That's some story
you got there, all right. You certainly can't get yourself
messed up.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
In what is I gonna do? Amo?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
There is only one thing you can do, tell your
uncle the truth. I think he'll appreciate it and appreciate
you being honest with him, cause he bound to find
out sooner or later. You're right, Oh me, boys, I
go out and take a walk in the park so
I can get up my nerve.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Come on Kingfish. Let's go in. I'm gonna tell him
the truth. Okay, open the door.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Where Andy, Kingfish? You finally got back? Where have you
been all day?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Where's Lucy? Oh, she's in the kitchen. Well in the kitchen,
Uncle Edgar.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
There comes a time in a man's life when they
got to do something that they don't like to do,
but I gotta do it. Well, Uncle Edgar, I'm gonna
confess something to you. This ain't my apartment and loosey
and my wife. The only reason that I done told
you all this was so I could stay in your will.
But I wouldn't blame you now if he throwed me out,
I understand, Andy, But.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I ain't gonna cause you no more trouble, Uncle Edgar.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Where's that sapid little theatrical actor is supposed to be
my wife?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
You get me. I'll play her the three.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Dollars and chased rot here right away, so at least
she ain't gonna be bothered.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
With her Andy, Please, you speaking of my fe future wife?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Your future what my future wife?
Speaker 6 (25:05):
I found out right after you left this morning that
she was only playing the part of your wife. We'll
spend all day getting acquainted. She's a fine cook and
a good looking girl. We're getting married right away and
leaving on the frust training for Georgia.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Well, congratulations and all that stuff, Uncle Leedgirl.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
I'll be glad to go to the depot with you
and see y'all.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
You know, carry grips for you, carry you will anything
you want to make carry. Yeah, congratulations Uncle Edgar. But
say there's just one thing that I'd like to clear
up before you leave.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
What's there?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Well, now that Lucy is gonna be my aunt instead
of my wife, does I have to pay the three
dollars or the j pay?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Writers and gentlemen name of Andy would like to say
a few words to their listeners.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Hello folks, Hello everybody. Well, we hope you enjoyed our
first show. As you know, this is the beginning of
our new half hour series, and we want to thank
mister Charles Colburn for his kindness and working with us tonight.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
We wouldn't feel.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Right to let this first show pass without saying a
word about our sponsors, makers of the new Rinso. Of course,
we've heard of Renso and its splendid reputation, and not
long ago we asked for permission to visit the plant
and see Renso being made.
Speaker 4 (26:37):
We saw it being made with our own eyes, and.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
That is why we are so enthusiastic about the product
we advertise. In thinking back over our trip through the
Rinso plan, it seems that we went through dozens of laboratories,
and believe us, the reason for the high quality of
Rinso is no accident. We can truthfully tell you great
care is taken to give Rinso the top quality of
(27:02):
which it has, and we earnestly feel that you too
will recognize this and be glad you are using this
wonderful product. You folks were nice to listen to us tonight,
and we're looking forward to being back with you next
Friday night at the same time. Thank you again, and
don't forget folks when you think of Amerson and they
think of Rinso.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Thank you tonight.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yes, be with us again next Friday night, the same
hour when the makers of the new Resto again present
the amoson Andy Show, and when amoson Andy's guest will
be the talented pianist Jose It's Herbie.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
This is Harlow Wilcox, bidding you good night for all
of us
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