December 19, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
You say that fellow Hurls Dix course of seats them
put in uh a application for membership.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hunh Is that right, King Fish? Oh yeah, Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
He's a great fellow, boys, a great fella. I had
a long talk with him this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
What do you mean you had a long talk with him? Well,
you see, as King.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Frech of the lodge, when any new brother comes in
the neighborhood, it is up to me to call on
him and try to get his applications. H Did he
pay his ten dollars with the application? Oh yeah, he
took care of that right away.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You got the ten dollars huh. Oh yeah, so uh,
we ain't got nothing to worry about about that, you see. Uh. Well, uh,
what did you do with it? Yeah? I put it
in trust? Brother Emo? Oh well that's all right then.
I ain't never been able to find out this trust
business yet? Where is there? Why, Brother Emo? That is
the safest players in the world for money, you know that?
(00:55):
And it?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh, show show Amos don't know about them things though him?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
How wild you saying that truck business to me? Well, now, listen,
brother am Us.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Uh, when all of these big millionaires die and they
read their wills. After they have dead, they leaves a
lot of money in trust.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh show show. That's right in us.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I don't know, but we ain't dead yet, you know.
But in case something happens to us, we has gotta
have the money protected.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh show show.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Another thing, While I was talking with this brother across
the street. Uh, he asked me if I would have
any rejections if he put a sign in the large
hall about the Easy Riding Tacticab company. I told him
that we would be glad to have him put a
sign in there.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
What you're gonna put a sign up in there about
his company? H huh?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Why can't we get a sign in there boat to
fret their taxicab something?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, I figured this day.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Boys, when we get the new brother in there, we
gotta do little things for him like that.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well, uh, we ought to have a sign up there too.
You know, he is in the taxicab business too.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Us are down there.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well, I'll tell you, brother, and then it's against the
rules to put signs up down there, you see. But
brother Earl Dixon donated five dollars extra to the special charity.
So I told him that if he give me the
five dollars for the special charity that I would let
him put up a.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Sign or special charity. And that's what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, why you boys don't mean to say that you
don't know about the special charity that I run.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I ain't hear nothing about it. Why, brother Andy, I
thought I told you all about that.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You see, when a brother pays five dollars a year
extra here is what we call a double X member.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
A double X member, I ain't hear nothing about that.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, Well, sometime when you boys has got lots of time,
I'll be glad to splain.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
It to you how I run this disease.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
While you boys would be surprised to know the things
that I do is with the charity money.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Who gets the money? Well, I tell you, and how
I work it. You know. Sometimes you read in the
paper when they put on a drive for charity.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You see down there says twenty five dollars from a friend. Yeah,
I don't see that all right, Well, what does that
gotta do with it?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Amos? Shut up a minute, Let the king face tell
us what it. Well.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
The reason people give us the money away like that,
they don't want the public to know who's giving the money.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So that's the way I work with special charity. You
don't want nobody to know it?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Huh No, No, I don't want the lodge to get
credit for doing no work like that.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I start to keep that a secret from everybody. You see.
Oh yeah, well, how do the lodge know where the
money is going? Though? Well, I tell you almost uh
uh we figured it. He plays that the amos king face.
He don't know nothing about that. We start out just beaus.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Now you see, every year we get a lot of
lot of letters wanting us to do something for the charity,
you see.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And uh, then.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
When I get these letters, the first thing I do
is to read them over. Oh yeah, that that that's
the first thing you do, huh, is to read the letter.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Then after I read the letter, then I make up
my mind what is the charity that I've go help?
You see?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh yeah, now now now now, now I'll explain it
to you right like this.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Look here on this piece of paper here a minute, brother,
you h what what?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
What?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
What piece of papers you're talking about? Well?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Uh, I ain't got it here with me, but uh anyway,
uh boys, uh, whenever you look uh in the paper
and you see, somebody's gonna give away so much money.
And if say so much money from a friend, that
might be me, that might be you. Oh so I
want you boys to come down to the lodge hall
sometime and let me explain the whole thing to you
(04:35):
how I worked this charity.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, yeah, I'd like to know about that myself. Well,
so that brother is going in the lodge, you know. Yeah,
I told him that we'd be glad to have him
come in.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
And I told him that all the officers would get
up at the meeting and recommend the Easy Riding Taxicab
Company could remember, what do.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You mean all the officer, I's a officer down there,
you know. Yeah, I've ivors are down there too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Well, yeah, you boys wouldn't mind getting up and help
a new brother. Just tells the members that the Easy
Ride and Tactic Cab Company is a good company, because,
after all, this brother is just darting and you boys
has been in business a long time.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah I know. But uh, and remember though, we must
help the other brother that is in the by law. Yeah,
I guess the kingfish is right in.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Uh. Yeah, we can help the other brother, all mate,
But the bylaws don't say nothing about cutting your own
throat do us. Well, I don't know what we're gonna do,
but her, well, everything will work out alright, cause here
is all brothers in that race for altern of they
donistic knights of the sea. How about this initiation, Kingfish
and uh the installation officers, When is that gonna happen?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Uh, I was hoping that we will gonna have the
instoration this week. Uh, but the macrold had to go
out of town.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Now, what's the matter is? Is the police must happening?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, No, he just had some business out of town.
But I hear that the Shared is.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
In a little trouble or the Shared's in trouble. Don't
tell us about nobody being in trouble. He's got enough
trouble ourselves right now. Well, boys, I gotta leave here.
I'll drop over to see our friend across the street. Uh,
brother Dickon, Yeah, give him my love. Don't give him
no love of mine? Uh, Brother Dickton.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
By the way, he is gonna tell a little stock
in the easy riding taxicab company.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I might go in for a block. You might go
in for what I say.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I might go in for a block of his stock.
I might uh put a few dollars in the company,
Or you mean you gonna put.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
The money in the easy riding taxic cab company. That
ain't what you talking about as a King Fish.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Well, I think it would be a good thing for
you boys to take a little of that stock too.
That's what you call uh center yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Well, you see your you boys, and got stock in
the easy riding taxicab company, and uh, he runs you
out of business because he is getting so much business
that you ain't getting nothing. You lose at this end,
but you make up at the other end. And Vife's
visitor and what Vife's.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Visitor vices visit missus vices vissor.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Alright, alright, I I just wanted to know the man's
name that you were talking about this.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I didn't. I never heard of him before. Well, boys,
I'll go across the feet now.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
All right, Kingfish, Well we'll see lady Kingfish by the way.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Boys.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Uh, the knight that we put Earl Dixon through the lord,
let's make it a big knight for him.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Let's make it a big knight. Oh, show show, make
a big knight. Out of it.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, well, will you let him know that we are
big hearted.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Let's give him everything. Oh, show, show, well, so long, boys,
hold on. Well, it looks bad doing his in.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
The way the kingfish talk. He wants us to give
Earl Dixon our company or something.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I don't like the way the King's D's acting, you
know
Speaker 1 (08:02):
H brother, the mystic knights of her seat, but a
couple of fish winds.
You say that fellow Hurls Dix course of seats them
put in uh a application for membership.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hunh Is that right, King Fish? Oh yeah, Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
He's a great fellow, boys, a great fella. I had
a long talk with him this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
What do you mean you had a long talk with him? Well,
you see, as King.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Frech of the lodge, when any new brother comes in
the neighborhood, it is up to me to call on
him and try to get his applications. H Did he
pay his ten dollars with the application? Oh yeah, he
took care of that right away.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
You got the ten dollars huh. Oh yeah, so uh,
we ain't got nothing to worry about about that, you see. Uh. Well, uh,
what did you do with it? Yeah? I put it
in trust? Brother Emo? Oh well that's all right then.
I ain't never been able to find out this trust
business yet? Where is there? Why, Brother Emo? That is
the safest players in the world for money, you know that?
(00:55):
And it?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh, show show Amos don't know about them things though him?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
How wild you saying that truck business to me? Well, now, listen,
brother am Us.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Uh, when all of these big millionaires die and they
read their wills. After they have dead, they leaves a
lot of money in trust.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh show show. That's right in us.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I don't know, but we ain't dead yet, you know.
But in case something happens to us, we has gotta
have the money protected.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh show show.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Another thing, While I was talking with this brother across
the street. Uh, he asked me if I would have
any rejections if he put a sign in the large
hall about the Easy Riding Tacticab company. I told him
that we would be glad to have him put a
sign in there.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
What you're gonna put a sign up in there about
his company? H huh?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Why can't we get a sign in there boat to
fret their taxicab something?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, I figured this day.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Boys, when we get the new brother in there, we
gotta do little things for him like that.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well, uh, we ought to have a sign up there too.
You know, he is in the taxicab business too.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Us are down there.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well, I'll tell you, brother, and then it's against the
rules to put signs up down there, you see. But
brother Earl Dixon donated five dollars extra to the special charity.
So I told him that if he give me the
five dollars for the special charity that I would let
him put up a.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Sign or special charity. And that's what I want to know.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, why you boys don't mean to say that you
don't know about the special charity that I run.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I ain't hear nothing about it. Why, brother Andy, I
thought I told you all about that.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You see, when a brother pays five dollars a year
extra here is what we call a double X member.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
A double X member, I ain't hear nothing about that.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, Well, sometime when you boys has got lots of time,
I'll be glad to splain.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
It to you how I run this disease.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
While you boys would be surprised to know the things
that I do is with the charity money.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Who gets the money? Well, I tell you, and how
I work it. You know. Sometimes you read in the
paper when they put on a drive for charity.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You see down there says twenty five dollars from a friend. Yeah,
I don't see that all right, Well, what does that
gotta do with it?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Amos? Shut up a minute, Let the king face tell
us what it. Well.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
The reason people give us the money away like that,
they don't want the public to know who's giving the money.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
So that's the way I work with special charity. You
don't want nobody to know it?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Huh No, No, I don't want the lodge to get
credit for doing no work like that.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I start to keep that a secret from everybody. You see.
Oh yeah, well, how do the lodge know where the
money is going? Though? Well, I tell you almost uh
uh we figured it. He plays that the amos king face.
He don't know nothing about that. We start out just beaus.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Now you see, every year we get a lot of
lot of letters wanting us to do something for the charity,
you see.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And uh, then.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
When I get these letters, the first thing I do
is to read them over. Oh yeah, that that that's
the first thing you do, huh, is to read the letter.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Then after I read the letter, then I make up
my mind what is the charity that I've go help?
You see?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh yeah, now now now now, now I'll explain it
to you right like this.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Look here on this piece of paper here a minute, brother,
you h what what?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
What?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
What piece of papers you're talking about? Well?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Uh, I ain't got it here with me, but uh anyway,
uh boys, uh, whenever you look uh in the paper
and you see, somebody's gonna give away so much money.
And if say so much money from a friend, that
might be me, that might be you. Oh so I
want you boys to come down to the lodge hall
sometime and let me explain the whole thing to you
(04:35):
how I worked this charity.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, yeah, I'd like to know about that myself. Well,
so that brother is going in the lodge, you know. Yeah,
I told him that we'd be glad to have him
come in.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
And I told him that all the officers would get
up at the meeting and recommend the Easy Riding Taxicab
Company could remember, what do.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You mean all the officer, I's a officer down there,
you know. Yeah, I've ivors are down there too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Well, yeah, you boys wouldn't mind getting up and help
a new brother. Just tells the members that the Easy
Ride and Tactic Cab Company is a good company, because,
after all, this brother is just darting and you boys
has been in business a long time.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah I know. But uh, and remember though, we must
help the other brother that is in the by law. Yeah,
I guess the kingfish is right in.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Uh. Yeah, we can help the other brother, all mate,
But the bylaws don't say nothing about cutting your own
throat do us. Well, I don't know what we're gonna do,
but her, well, everything will work out alright, cause here
is all brothers in that race for altern of they
donistic knights of the sea. How about this initiation, Kingfish
and uh the installation officers, When is that gonna happen?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Uh, I was hoping that we will gonna have the
instoration this week. Uh, but the macrold had to go
out of town.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Now, what's the matter is? Is the police must happening?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, No, he just had some business out of town.
But I hear that the Shared is.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
In a little trouble or the Shared's in trouble. Don't
tell us about nobody being in trouble. He's got enough
trouble ourselves right now. Well, boys, I gotta leave here.
I'll drop over to see our friend across the street. Uh,
brother Dickon, Yeah, give him my love. Don't give him
no love of mine? Uh, Brother Dickton.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
By the way, he is gonna tell a little stock
in the easy riding taxicab company.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I might go in for a block. You might go
in for what I say.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I might go in for a block of his stock.
I might uh put a few dollars in the company,
Or you mean you gonna put.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
The money in the easy riding taxic cab company. That
ain't what you talking about as a King Fish.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Well, I think it would be a good thing for
you boys to take a little of that stock too.
That's what you call uh center yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
What do you mean by that?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Well, you see your you boys, and got stock in
the easy riding taxicab company, and uh, he runs you
out of business because he is getting so much business
that you ain't getting nothing. You lose at this end,
but you make up at the other end. And Vife's
visitor and what Vife's.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Visitor vices visit missus vices vissor.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Alright, alright, I I just wanted to know the man's
name that you were talking about this.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I didn't. I never heard of him before. Well, boys,
I'll go across the feet now.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
All right, Kingfish, Well we'll see lady Kingfish by the way.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Boys.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Uh, the knight that we put Earl Dixon through the lord,
let's make it a big knight for him.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Let's make it a big knight. Oh, show show, make
a big knight. Out of it.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, well, will you let him know that we are
big hearted.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Let's give him everything. Oh, show, show, well, so long, boys,
hold on. Well, it looks bad doing his in.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
The way the kingfish talk. He wants us to give
Earl Dixon our company or something.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I don't like the way the King's D's acting, you
know
Speaker 1 (08:02):
H brother, the mystic knights of her seat, but a
couple of fish winds.
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