December 18, 2025 • 31 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
And did you hear that? Come on, did I hear
what that whistle? That's a Rinsol white whistle, and Rinsol
means us. That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Rinso gets clothes, Rinsol white, and Rinsol presents the amoson
Andy show. A young bride I knew took the cooking
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just like a shot. Her first lamb stew turned out sensational.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Her cherry pies were delicious.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But more and more her husband wanted to eat out.
Why we had a pack.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I dried the dishes and put them away, but he
did the dish washing.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh and no rinsol. No Rinso.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
We were using a slow poked bar soap.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That is at.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
First, but then you found out about rinso eh.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Now we eat home every night. Gosh, the biggest pile
of dishes is done in way less time with Rinso
SuDS in the dishpan.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yes, stubborn pots and greasy pans come shining clean in
far less time. Rinso soapy rich studs are easy on
your hands too. Try you Innso tomorrow and now I
star Samous and Andy. Whenever Andy and the Kingfish go broke,
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which is most of the time, they manage to place
the blame for their failures upon anything but themselves. But
when the truth comes out, it's a bitter pill to swallow.
And that's what they're swallowing right now, because they have
asked Amos for an honest opinion of themselves.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Fellas you ask for it, and I gon't tell you.
First of all, both of you two are the lasest
people I know. Look at you, Andy right now. You
ought to be thinking of a way out you'll miss
did a death. You're just sitting there with your feets
up on the desk. Well, that ain't being lazy. I
was thinking. I remember once I read in some medicine
book that the best way to think is with your
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feets up in front of there, gazing into space. That
might be the true vanner. But when you got your
big feets up there in front of it, ain't much
space left for gears in day. Well, go ahead, Amos,
tell us what else is wrong with it? Number two
is neither one of you has got no backbone. You
don't stick to nothing. I bet it a last year
you was in forty different businesses and every one of
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them went bankrupt. You never sees nothing through to a finish. Well,
how much more of a finish can you have than bankrupt? Well,
that ain't what I mean. I mean that neither one
of you work hard enough to make a success or nothing.
Remember this fella. Hard work never killed nobody, Amos. But
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sleeping ain't of a cause many casualties neither you know?
Why don't you fellas face that both of you is lazy?
You don't want to work, and you was chiselers. You
was always trying to make big money out some scheme
instead of finding out what you is fitted for and
working at it. That's my advice, and I hope he
takes it. So long, Bumm, goodbye, Amos. Fine friend, he
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is accusing us of being lazy, no good, chiselers and bums.
How can he have the nerve to say them awful
liars about us, even if there is true and history admitted.
But I think Amos has got something there about finding
what we are fitted for and working at it. Now,
what training is we don't have? Let's figure let's start
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with school. Did you graduate from college?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
No, I was going to go to college, but something
got in my way. Oh what was that? High school?
Seems that they had a rule about first having to
go to high school before you could go to college.
How about you, Kingfis did you graduate from college? Well,
there are two, brother, and I had to seeing trouble.
(04:01):
You did. But having finished grammar school in high school,
so I jumped over college, Uh, jumped over into what
I took a post gradually course. Well what did you
jump over from? Well, the first time, I jumped all
the way over from the fifth grade into the post graduate.
Then I found out what it was a little tough.
There's or I jump right back again too, that I see.
(04:25):
So you see and so far as our train, and
that ain't fitting us so much, is it? Well, I
spent three years in kindergarten. Don't tell me it was
all a waste of time. Brother, And I've been thinking,
I know it was one thing. I know that I
was fitted for being a promoter. And now the thing
for you to do is to concentrate on what you
fitted for. Yeah, gets you started on the road to success,
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and then I promote you. You see. Oh yeah, but
that leaves you sitting down with your feet on the
desk and me doing all the work. And now you
looking that the wrong we uh, let's look at it
from the abstract from the what from the abstract? Now,
I know you ain't gonna be ignorant enough to ask
me what abstract is? Uh? I ain't uh uh, what
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is abstract? There you go? I knowed you was gonna
be that eggre. Now open your ears and listen to him.
Now I go explain it to you what the abstract
is it is? Uh? You got your ears open there now. Yeah,
but it ain't nothing coming out your mouth the abstract
mean uh me? And well let's put it another way. Well,
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you ain't put it no way? Yes, yeah, Well, uh,
let's forget the abstract. Let's look at it from the subjective,
from the what I knowed it was coming. I know it.
I can tell you about the especially on your face
that that little word throwed you. Yeah, well explain that
last word, Well, the word subjective, that's the world. Yeah.
Now you ain't ask me what the subjective is it? Yes,
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I is.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Let's go back to the abstract. Well what is abstrac abstract?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, now let me put it another way. You was
here the aspect of another age? Oh sure, well it
didin't nothing like that? No, Well, now he's getting someplace.
Why can't you tell me that in the Postboy, well,
I just see time is slaying the wait at the way. Hello, Henry,
come in, Yeah, maybe you can help with you Henry. Hello, boys,
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I thought I would drop in for just a chat.
I just sold a large insurance policy and I'm feeling
very good. Oh just hold a big policy. Huh, Henry,
would you mind telling me and and what you owe
your big success to in the insurance business. I know
I would be glad to. I feel that I can
honestly say with all honesty that my success begun when
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I met and married the woman I now call missus
van Porter. Hmmm, you ain't very familiar with you a
vision king fish. Don't bust in that this is reportant.
So you feel that you owe was your success to
your wife? Eh? Henry? Yes, I owes it all to
my dear sweet wife. If her disposition hadn't driven me
out of the house, I never would have went to work. Hennah.
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The thing that me and Anna want find out the
most is why what made you pick out the insurance business? Well,
it all started during a particularly triumphed period of.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
My married life.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It seems that my wife, who has never been very
strong will had fallen into a rather annoying habit. No,
what was that? Well, ever, time that I argued with her,
she would break a vase over my heads. Eh have
it like that? Would get can annoyed you? And to
continue the repeated blows upon my head was beginning to
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cause some damage. Yes, she must have put some bumps
on you. All right, I'll say she puts some bumps
on me. In fact, it got to the point where
I wasn't worried so much about the injuries to my head.
I was worried about the injuries to my bumps. Had
bumps on bumps though, Yeah, so natural. I came to
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the conclusion that I would take out some insurance in
case my head became disabled. Yeah, so why Looking over
the various types of insurance, I became so interested that
right then and there, I decided to make it my
life's work. Yeah, so that's how you got into it
on Henry. Yes, that's right. Well, thanks for the chat boys,
it's been very informative and co educational. Goodbye, long enough, goodbye.
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He Well, we didn't learn much from Henry about how
to decide what we fitted for. Let's do the more
thinking and I wait, a minute, Wait a minute, I
ain't got no more time. Now I got a date
to meet a new gall at three o'clock. Hey, what
about the girl you supposed to me to two o'clock? Well,
I was too busy to meet her. How come by
one o'clock Gall wouldn't let me go. Sun. When it
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comes to women, you really know what you're say. Wait
a minute, I got it, and I got it. God,
what what you was fitted for? And if there's any
training you has done had, it's been with women and romance.
If anybody could give tips to lovesick gal and fellas,
you is the one. Andy. Look here, we is opening
up a clinic two dollars a visit, just like a doctor,
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only you give advice to the love stick. We'll put
up a sign saying advice to the love Stick by
Andrew H. Brown BS. Well what is that? Bs? Fuck?
A bachelor of smooching? Andy? Look here, I going right
over and see Gwndell at the news. Tap and put
the ad in and we'll start the clinic. Great Kingfish,
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I'll go and call on Shorty and make him my
first customer.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Domestic night to the C Quartet singing don't fence me in.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Oh, give me lane, lots of land on the star
skies a ball. Don't face me. Let me ride to
the wide open country alone.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Don't fans me in.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Let me be by myself in the evening breeze.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Listen to the murmur of the cod woo tree. Send
me off forever, but usc please.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Don't fence me, Just turn me, n me the westerns guy.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
My time.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
You let me.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
T see the mountains.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Right Ah, I want to ride to the ridge where
the west commence gazz after moon until I lose my senses.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Look at harmles.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Fence.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Shortly before I tell you the reason I dropped over
to sea, do you mind if I asked you a
puzzle question?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Right my no, and go right ahead?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah? Well, uh, shorty, tell me this is you. Ever
been suggled up to a gal, your arms around each other,
your faces snuggled up close to each other, and then
all of a sudden you say the wrong thing.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Let me see the last time I was with a girl,
even snuggling on the back port. No, we even snuggling
in the front step, We even snuggling in the even
snuggling on the shore.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I've never snuggled.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well look here in that kid, Shorty, I ad just
a fellaw you need I look for two dollars, I
can get you on the road to happeness, romance and
better snuggling. Shorty, I has just become a love doctor.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Excuse men, did you say love doctor?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah? That's right.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Uh you mean that there's a Quan novel.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
That stun Listen, you don't get it, Shorty, I mean
for a two dollars fee, like a doctor, I learned
you how to handle women and what to say so
they'll fall in love with you, maybe even married marrying. Yeah,
that's where my service comes in handy, Shorty. Without me
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helping you, you might get a wife that'll talk your
head off and nag at you all the time instead
of getting the other kinds.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
And and you mean there really is another kind?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh listen, show there is, Shorty. Listen here. You know
the coat and the woman is just like tryding the dog.
You got to know more than the dog.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Ya you right about that? And the other I know
couse I came to Airdale one you did.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
How did it work out? Oh? Fine?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Yeah, I was inside of the week. All that dog
had to do with just bark runs and i'd sit
right up, shorty.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I can see where you were certainly the type that
would let a woman wrap you around her little finger.
You need my service more than I sunk to you.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Yeah, I guess that does.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Listen, shorty, you've become a customer, and I guarantee you
that in no time you'll be taking out gals as
pretty as well as pretty as that Lucy Green that
I was trying to get a date with. She is
really hard to date up. Boy, every guy in town
has been trying to get a date with her and
can't do it. Lucy Green is awful pretty. Yeah, well,
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how about starting that service with meet tonight, shorty? No,
I can tonight.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
And tonight I gotta visit my hand. I mean, I
gotta meet my brother, and I'm taking my sister. My
uncle is coming to my plea, and I've got a
date with Lucy Green.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Brother. And to me and fred Gwydale, here's got a
great idea, Yeah, well sown, Yeah, we sure wears And
and now are we gonna tell you about it? Yeah?
What is the idea? Well? Now look here, and instead
of you giving hints to the love sick people in person,
why can't you do it through the newspaper where I
works write a column? You mean me write of love?
That's right. And and now look here, this column is gonna
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be called love Hints to the love Sake. But you
ain't gonna write it under your own name. Yeah, you see, Andrew,
you are going to write it under what we calls
in the writing profession a nominal diplom Yeah. And and
that look here, you're gonna write the column under the
name of Juliet Heart. Yeah. And the reason for that
is and it cause most of the people the rest
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columns like that is women. So we gotta make you
a woman too. Oh, I'm gonna be Juliette Hart. Yeah.
Now now look here, let's go over and see the
edits at Fred's newspaper. Fred done range for the meeting.
All we gotta do is to convince him that, you know,
is the subject of love from one end to the other. Now,
we got to convince him that up till the time
that you become Juliet, you was Harlem's big as room. Ill.
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And you say that, mister Brown here is familiar with
all the faces of love and romance. Oh yeah, mister Henderson,
this boy really know his love stuff, all right. His
experience dates way back to Yeah, they sure do. Yeah.
While even as a mere child, mister Henderson eight years old,
the girls was mad about him. You know that kissing
game post office where a girl asks a fellow to
deliver two letters in the package, which means two kisses
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in a hug. Yes, well, Ander was known as the
Christmas rush. Yeah. After the first two post office parties,
I done winter, My mama marked me handle would care? Well?
You certainly started in young mister Brown's Oh yeah, and
not only that, mister Henderson, the boy has kept up
study in about women's right through the years. Or he agreed,
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lover they call him Kalls the blank of Brown, that's
what it calls. Oh yeah, yeah, I has done made
it my life's work, if you could call it work.
All right, boys, it's a deal. Good. The column will
start in the newspaper tomorrow. Did you say it will
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be written as a woman under the name of Julie Hart. Yeah,
but please make out my paychecks in the name Andrew H. Brown.
I want to wear pants when I go to the bank.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Say, folks, remember that bride I was telling you about
a while back. Well, you know when she got married,
she loved everything about her home, loved taking care of it.
Remember I told you how she loved to that's fun.
And she loved to. Oh, I've made a lot of things.
The only thing about the whole setup that she didn't like,
absolutely hated Yes, wash day, That is until she found
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out about Rinso.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
What a discovery.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
First thing she found out was how easy Rinso makes
wash day. As little as a ten minute soaking in
those Sophie rich SuDS, plus a few light rubs on
extra soil places and they're ready to rinse, no trick at.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
All, easy as a breeze. And then there were the results, in.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
A word, wonderful. Her trousseaul, linens, towels, sheets and table.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Claws, and my husband's shirts. Of course, all.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Her white wash came out of that Rinso washing, dazzling
rinsol white, and every pretty printed apron, all her gay
colored cottons, finest washable colors came out of that Rinso washing.
Sparkling Rinso bright stayed that way too safely through dozens
of Rinso washings. No wonder our bride spends wash day
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singing happy little wash day song, ladies.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Why don't you change to Rinso now come in, kink fish,
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come in. Yeah, well, how's my cute little Juliet this morning? Oh?
Cut it out? Yes, I see you've got a big
stack of maile of letters there, callum going great in it. Yeah.
The only thing is all the readers, thinks I as
a gall Yeah that's what the supposed thing. Love instant
of love sake by Julie at Heart, sweet name. You've
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got there all kingfish. But look here with one gal
done sent me in appreciation for the advice I give
a pair of silk stockings. Get a pair of silk stockings,
though if he wants to put them on, honey, I'll
be glad to turn my back here or cut out
that talk, William Kingfish. Okay, and it just kidding, just kidding. Well,
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look I gotta get out of work here. Let me
see who this next letter is. Yeah, read a letter here, say,
dear Juliet Heart, I would like to get a steady boyfriend.
My mother thinks I'm very attractive, but I've heard through
another party that the boys say I am not attractive.
What do you think I am? In closing, a full
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length snapshot of myself, signed hopeful. Let me see the
picture and it is m.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Show us the funny poose for a picture.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
What you're doing there? Standing in them two satchels? There
them as her feet? Let me look again? You know
I thought them were satchel. No, No, there's feets all right.
If she ever go in a hotel lobby, you gotta
keep walking because somebody laughing flat from labels on them.
Uh tell me, kingfish, what do you think of her figure? Well,
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certainly differing or anything. Yeah, she on the heavy side.
And I'd say she weighed twenty more pounds than Madam Queen.
What would that make her weigh k V? Well, let's
figure it out with simple arithmetic. Twenty pounds moving Madam
Queen and Madam Queen we and I think we're getting
up in the trigonometry here something. Yeah, forget it. The
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important thing is her face anyhow. Yeah, that's my roommance face. Oh,
let's analyze her face. Yeah, let me get a picture
in the light chair and get a good look at it. Yeah,
the light don't help it none. Just look at them eyebrows,
you got the Yeah? Them was the bushy's eyebrows. I
don't ever see it. Yeah, they is kind of thick,
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ain't they. Yeah, I guess every time she kisses the
fellaw he gets dusted off at the same time. Yeah, well,
I'm going to write this gallon fella that I didn't
get her letter. Yeah, that's the way to handle it. Anny, Well,
I gotta get on over to the lodge. Oh, I'll
see you later. So long, Yeah, so long, so long.
Now let me see this letter. Yeah. Hello, Could I
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speak to mister Brown that writes a Juliette Heart column?
I'm speaking this is Juliet Heart. Oh fine, mister Brown.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I'm the fashion editor does a newspaper, and.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I thought it would be a good idea to give
Juliet Heart's advice on fatians and dress in my column. Yeah,
be glad you got a patent pencil there.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Oh, I can take it in shorthand you go right ahead.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah. Well, start off by saying, wait a minute, wait
a minute. Oh hello, Andy, Yes, I've been out of
town for a week. Yeah, well, said down, Gabby said,
I'm talking hello, Go ahead, anything about clothes, address it? Okay,
let's see. Now we has got to be up to
date and everythink, for instance, I personally won't wear nothing
but the kind of shoes with the toes sticking out
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from the front, open told shoes. You show getting fancy
an you shoe getting fancied? Go right ahead, I'm getting it. Yeah.
And on account of only wearing open toed shoes, I
always have my peticure gal put red polys on my toenails.
I feel it makes them much more attractive. Sat. There's
been a lot of changes right here in the last week.
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Anything just a minute, Gabby, go right ahead. We must
also pay a lot of attentions to our hair dudes
now to give you idea what the latest thing is.
I as going to the beauty shop today. I never
thought that of you ending And I'm gonna have my
hair fixed in a beautiful upsweep with roses pinned on
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one side and a big run the stone ornament pinned
on the other. This I gotta see. Oh that's fine,
mister bram.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Is you gonna wear that stuff over under your dearbay?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Uh you think that's enough, Well, that'll be just a
bad right, Thank you very much, goodbye, goodbye, and you're
gonna be the sweetest man in town. Listen, Gabby, since
you've been gone, I was writing a love column for
the newspaper, and I was supposed to be Juliete Hart.
Oh I see, I see.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
That really explains a few things that hadn't eat puzzles.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, well I'm answered my mail. Now, look a here,
I'll joy you. Here's a letter. Let's see what this
one is, signed broken heart. It's say, dear Juliet, I
haven't seen my sweetheart for over two weeks. He promised
to marry me and then never came back to see
me again. I'm all broken up about it and haven't
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been able to sleep, eat or work. What shall I do? Ogeronhauder, Boy,
that's a tough one. What would you do, Gabby?
Speaker 6 (26:03):
Well, that's a lawyer. That's a lawyer. I would advise
her to student superman for beach. You promise, that's indeed,
reach your promise. Yeah, reach your promise. That's what I'll do.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
After all.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
That's a very serious thing, fair serious thing.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
That's a violation of the Banking Commission. The banking commission,
How are you figured?
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Very simple and very simple. He refused to marry when
she was banking on it. That put her out of commission.
That's banking Commission to five head.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Well, and now I'm so happy you're making a success
out of this column you got in the newspaper. Oh yeah,
AMA's the thing been going over two weeks now, and
there's a big success. I was making thirty five dollars
a week. Oh that's great. And yeah, well, I better
get back to this attack of letters. Yeah, they're coming
in like wildfire. Oh yeah, you got a lot of
them there. All right, you better get busy and answer
to them. Son, Yeah, let me look through them. Yeah
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that's you, you know, amos. This is the first time
in my life I done never had a job that
I like. It's the first time I've ever been out
of trouble making good money, and I ain't got nothing
to worry about. Oh. I'm so glad to hear that end.
I'm proud of you. Oh yeah, hey, wait a minute,
here's another letter from that misbroken heartedt uh yeah, Gabby
help me answered the first one. Yeah, I think I
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told her to super breach your promise or something like that. Yeah,
we see. Anyway. Say here, dear Juliet, you will never
know how much I appreciate you writing me about my
boyfriend who promised to marry me and walked out. I
have talked it over with my family and they agree
with you. Yeah, you sure know your stuff already in
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oh yeah, then she going to say, here, Juliet, dear,
thank you again, and I am taking your advice today.
I am starting to breach your promise suit against Andrew H. Brown.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Amos and Andy will be back in just a moment.
What a combination your washing machine and Sophie rich Rinso
with as little as a five minute run per load,
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they'll get your clothes rinso white and rinso bright. Next time,
make it a Rinso wash day and whistle while you wash.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Rinso, Happy little wash day, so rinso fit, study sing
it all day long. Your clothes are so white and
the color so bright. You sing as you work along,
Rinso white, Happy little wash day, soul.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
And here are amoson Andy, Ladies and Jim.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
The horrible disease of infantile paralysis must be stamped out.
It can strike anywhere. The rich and the poor like
join the March of times. Help the fight against this
dread disease by sending as much money as you can
to the White House, Washington, DC. Be sure to be
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with us.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Again next Friday evening at this same time when the
makers of Riso will again present the amos and Andy
shall and you'll hear more about Andy's breach of promise suit.
This program is broadcast to our armed forces all over
the world. This is Harlow Wilcox saying good night to
all of you from all of us and reminding you,
ladies that the used fats you save in your kitchens
are helping to shorten the war. They go into vitally
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needed ammunition, essential military medicines, important military supplies. So keep
saving waste fats, strain them, and turn them into your
butcher regularly. You'll get two red points and four cents
for every pound you turn in. Say try Life Boy
(30:30):
in your next Hubber shower. You will go for that
swell Life Boy ladder. It's mild, efficient and refreshing. But
Life Boys more than a great bath soap. It's the
soap that's made especially to give all over lasting protection
against v OH. Don't take chances. Use Life Boy. It's
the only soap that's especially made to stop be
Speaker 1 (31:03):
OH.
And did you hear that? Come on, did I hear
what that whistle? That's a Rinsol white whistle, and Rinsol
means us. That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Rinso gets clothes, Rinsol white, and Rinsol presents the amoson
Andy show. A young bride I knew took the cooking
(00:34):
just like a shot. Her first lamb stew turned out sensational.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Her cherry pies were delicious.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But more and more her husband wanted to eat out.
Why we had a pack.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I dried the dishes and put them away, but he
did the dish washing.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh and no rinsol. No Rinso.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
We were using a slow poked bar soap.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
That is at.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
First, but then you found out about rinso eh.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Now we eat home every night. Gosh, the biggest pile
of dishes is done in way less time with Rinso
SuDS in the dishpan.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yes, stubborn pots and greasy pans come shining clean in
far less time. Rinso soapy rich studs are easy on
your hands too. Try you Innso tomorrow and now I
star Samous and Andy. Whenever Andy and the Kingfish go broke,
(01:32):
which is most of the time, they manage to place
the blame for their failures upon anything but themselves. But
when the truth comes out, it's a bitter pill to swallow.
And that's what they're swallowing right now, because they have
asked Amos for an honest opinion of themselves.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Fellas you ask for it, and I gon't tell you.
First of all, both of you two are the lasest
people I know. Look at you, Andy right now. You
ought to be thinking of a way out you'll miss
did a death. You're just sitting there with your feets
up on the desk. Well, that ain't being lazy. I
was thinking. I remember once I read in some medicine
book that the best way to think is with your
(02:09):
feets up in front of there, gazing into space. That
might be the true vanner. But when you got your
big feets up there in front of it, ain't much
space left for gears in day. Well, go ahead, Amos,
tell us what else is wrong with it? Number two
is neither one of you has got no backbone. You
don't stick to nothing. I bet it a last year
you was in forty different businesses and every one of
(02:32):
them went bankrupt. You never sees nothing through to a finish. Well,
how much more of a finish can you have than bankrupt? Well,
that ain't what I mean. I mean that neither one
of you work hard enough to make a success or nothing.
Remember this fella. Hard work never killed nobody, Amos. But
(02:52):
sleeping ain't of a cause many casualties neither you know?
Why don't you fellas face that both of you is lazy?
You don't want to work, and you was chiselers. You
was always trying to make big money out some scheme
instead of finding out what you is fitted for and
working at it. That's my advice, and I hope he
takes it. So long, Bumm, goodbye, Amos. Fine friend, he
(03:15):
is accusing us of being lazy, no good, chiselers and bums.
How can he have the nerve to say them awful
liars about us, even if there is true and history admitted.
But I think Amos has got something there about finding
what we are fitted for and working at it. Now,
what training is we don't have? Let's figure let's start
(03:37):
with school. Did you graduate from college?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
No, I was going to go to college, but something
got in my way. Oh what was that? High school?
Seems that they had a rule about first having to
go to high school before you could go to college.
How about you, Kingfis did you graduate from college? Well,
there are two, brother, and I had to seeing trouble.
(04:01):
You did. But having finished grammar school in high school,
so I jumped over college, Uh, jumped over into what
I took a post gradually course. Well what did you
jump over from? Well, the first time, I jumped all
the way over from the fifth grade into the post graduate.
Then I found out what it was a little tough.
There's or I jump right back again too, that I see.
(04:25):
So you see and so far as our train, and
that ain't fitting us so much, is it? Well, I
spent three years in kindergarten. Don't tell me it was
all a waste of time. Brother, And I've been thinking,
I know it was one thing. I know that I
was fitted for being a promoter. And now the thing
for you to do is to concentrate on what you
fitted for. Yeah, gets you started on the road to success,
(04:48):
and then I promote you. You see. Oh yeah, but
that leaves you sitting down with your feet on the
desk and me doing all the work. And now you
looking that the wrong we uh, let's look at it
from the abstract from the what from the abstract? Now,
I know you ain't gonna be ignorant enough to ask
me what abstract is? Uh? I ain't uh uh, what
(05:10):
is abstract? There you go? I knowed you was gonna
be that eggre. Now open your ears and listen to him.
Now I go explain it to you what the abstract
is it is? Uh? You got your ears open there now. Yeah,
but it ain't nothing coming out your mouth the abstract
mean uh me? And well let's put it another way. Well,
(05:34):
you ain't put it no way? Yes, yeah, Well, uh,
let's forget the abstract. Let's look at it from the subjective,
from the what I knowed it was coming. I know it.
I can tell you about the especially on your face
that that little word throwed you. Yeah, well explain that
last word, Well, the word subjective, that's the world. Yeah.
Now you ain't ask me what the subjective is it? Yes,
(05:56):
I is.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Let's go back to the abstract. Well what is abstrac abstract?
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, now let me put it another way. You was
here the aspect of another age? Oh sure, well it
didin't nothing like that? No, Well, now he's getting someplace.
Why can't you tell me that in the Postboy, well,
I just see time is slaying the wait at the way. Hello, Henry,
come in, Yeah, maybe you can help with you Henry. Hello, boys,
(06:27):
I thought I would drop in for just a chat.
I just sold a large insurance policy and I'm feeling
very good. Oh just hold a big policy. Huh, Henry,
would you mind telling me and and what you owe
your big success to in the insurance business. I know
I would be glad to. I feel that I can
honestly say with all honesty that my success begun when
(06:49):
I met and married the woman I now call missus
van Porter. Hmmm, you ain't very familiar with you a
vision king fish. Don't bust in that this is reportant.
So you feel that you owe was your success to
your wife? Eh? Henry? Yes, I owes it all to
my dear sweet wife. If her disposition hadn't driven me
out of the house, I never would have went to work. Hennah.
(07:15):
The thing that me and Anna want find out the
most is why what made you pick out the insurance business? Well,
it all started during a particularly triumphed period of.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
My married life.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It seems that my wife, who has never been very
strong will had fallen into a rather annoying habit. No,
what was that? Well, ever, time that I argued with her,
she would break a vase over my heads. Eh have
it like that? Would get can annoyed you? And to
continue the repeated blows upon my head was beginning to
(07:48):
cause some damage. Yes, she must have put some bumps
on you. All right, I'll say she puts some bumps
on me. In fact, it got to the point where
I wasn't worried so much about the injuries to my head.
I was worried about the injuries to my bumps. Had
bumps on bumps though, Yeah, so natural. I came to
(08:11):
the conclusion that I would take out some insurance in
case my head became disabled. Yeah, so why Looking over
the various types of insurance, I became so interested that
right then and there, I decided to make it my
life's work. Yeah, so that's how you got into it
on Henry. Yes, that's right. Well, thanks for the chat boys,
it's been very informative and co educational. Goodbye, long enough, goodbye.
(08:35):
He Well, we didn't learn much from Henry about how
to decide what we fitted for. Let's do the more
thinking and I wait, a minute, Wait a minute, I
ain't got no more time. Now I got a date
to meet a new gall at three o'clock. Hey, what
about the girl you supposed to me to two o'clock? Well,
I was too busy to meet her. How come by
one o'clock Gall wouldn't let me go. Sun. When it
(08:58):
comes to women, you really know what you're say. Wait
a minute, I got it, and I got it. God,
what what you was fitted for? And if there's any
training you has done had, it's been with women and romance.
If anybody could give tips to lovesick gal and fellas,
you is the one. Andy. Look here, we is opening
up a clinic two dollars a visit, just like a doctor,
(09:20):
only you give advice to the love stick. We'll put
up a sign saying advice to the love Stick by
Andrew H. Brown BS. Well what is that? Bs? Fuck?
A bachelor of smooching? Andy? Look here, I going right
over and see Gwndell at the news. Tap and put
the ad in and we'll start the clinic. Great Kingfish,
(09:42):
I'll go and call on Shorty and make him my
first customer.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Domestic night to the C Quartet singing don't fence me in.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Oh, give me lane, lots of land on the star
skies a ball. Don't face me. Let me ride to
the wide open country alone.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Don't fans me in.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Let me be by myself in the evening breeze.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Listen to the murmur of the cod woo tree. Send
me off forever, but usc please.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Don't fence me, Just turn me, n me the westerns guy.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
My time.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
You let me.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
T see the mountains.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Right Ah, I want to ride to the ridge where
the west commence gazz after moon until I lose my senses.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Look at harmles.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Fence.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Shortly before I tell you the reason I dropped over
to sea, do you mind if I asked you a
puzzle question?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Right my no, and go right ahead?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah? Well, uh, shorty, tell me this is you. Ever
been suggled up to a gal, your arms around each other,
your faces snuggled up close to each other, and then
all of a sudden you say the wrong thing.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Let me see the last time I was with a girl,
even snuggling on the back port. No, we even snuggling
in the front step, We even snuggling in the even
snuggling on the shore.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I've never snuggled.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well look here in that kid, Shorty, I ad just
a fellaw you need I look for two dollars, I
can get you on the road to happeness, romance and
better snuggling. Shorty, I has just become a love doctor.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Excuse men, did you say love doctor?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah? That's right.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Uh you mean that there's a Quan novel.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
That stun Listen, you don't get it, Shorty, I mean
for a two dollars fee, like a doctor, I learned
you how to handle women and what to say so
they'll fall in love with you, maybe even married marrying. Yeah,
that's where my service comes in handy, Shorty. Without me
(13:15):
helping you, you might get a wife that'll talk your
head off and nag at you all the time instead
of getting the other kinds.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
And and you mean there really is another kind?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Oh listen, show there is, Shorty. Listen here. You know
the coat and the woman is just like tryding the dog.
You got to know more than the dog.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Ya you right about that? And the other I know
couse I came to Airdale one you did.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
How did it work out? Oh? Fine?
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Yeah, I was inside of the week. All that dog
had to do with just bark runs and i'd sit
right up, shorty.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I can see where you were certainly the type that
would let a woman wrap you around her little finger.
You need my service more than I sunk to you.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Yeah, I guess that does.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Listen, shorty, you've become a customer, and I guarantee you
that in no time you'll be taking out gals as
pretty as well as pretty as that Lucy Green that
I was trying to get a date with. She is
really hard to date up. Boy, every guy in town
has been trying to get a date with her and
can't do it. Lucy Green is awful pretty. Yeah, well,
(14:33):
how about starting that service with meet tonight, shorty? No,
I can tonight.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
And tonight I gotta visit my hand. I mean, I
gotta meet my brother, and I'm taking my sister. My
uncle is coming to my plea, and I've got a
date with Lucy Green.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Brother. And to me and fred Gwydale, here's got a
great idea, Yeah, well sown, Yeah, we sure wears And
and now are we gonna tell you about it? Yeah?
What is the idea? Well? Now look here, and instead
of you giving hints to the love sick people in person,
why can't you do it through the newspaper where I
works write a column? You mean me write of love?
That's right. And and now look here, this column is gonna
(15:24):
be called love Hints to the love Sake. But you
ain't gonna write it under your own name. Yeah, you see, Andrew,
you are going to write it under what we calls
in the writing profession a nominal diplom Yeah. And and
that look here, you're gonna write the column under the
name of Juliet Heart. Yeah. And the reason for that
is and it cause most of the people the rest
(15:45):
columns like that is women. So we gotta make you
a woman too. Oh, I'm gonna be Juliette Hart. Yeah.
Now now look here, let's go over and see the
edits at Fred's newspaper. Fred done range for the meeting.
All we gotta do is to convince him that, you know,
is the subject of love from one end to the other. Now,
we got to convince him that up till the time
that you become Juliet, you was Harlem's big as room. Ill.
(16:19):
And you say that, mister Brown here is familiar with
all the faces of love and romance. Oh yeah, mister Henderson,
this boy really know his love stuff, all right. His
experience dates way back to Yeah, they sure do. Yeah.
While even as a mere child, mister Henderson eight years old,
the girls was mad about him. You know that kissing
game post office where a girl asks a fellow to
deliver two letters in the package, which means two kisses
(16:41):
in a hug. Yes, well, Ander was known as the
Christmas rush. Yeah. After the first two post office parties,
I done winter, My mama marked me handle would care? Well?
You certainly started in young mister Brown's Oh yeah, and
not only that, mister Henderson, the boy has kept up
study in about women's right through the years. Or he agreed,
(17:02):
lover they call him Kalls the blank of Brown, that's
what it calls. Oh yeah, yeah, I has done made
it my life's work, if you could call it work.
All right, boys, it's a deal. Good. The column will
start in the newspaper tomorrow. Did you say it will
(17:23):
be written as a woman under the name of Julie Hart. Yeah,
but please make out my paychecks in the name Andrew H. Brown.
I want to wear pants when I go to the bank.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Say, folks, remember that bride I was telling you about
a while back. Well, you know when she got married,
she loved everything about her home, loved taking care of it.
Remember I told you how she loved to that's fun.
And she loved to. Oh, I've made a lot of things.
The only thing about the whole setup that she didn't like,
absolutely hated Yes, wash day, That is until she found
(18:04):
out about Rinso.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
What a discovery.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
First thing she found out was how easy Rinso makes
wash day. As little as a ten minute soaking in
those Sophie rich SuDS, plus a few light rubs on
extra soil places and they're ready to rinse, no trick at.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
All, easy as a breeze. And then there were the results, in.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
A word, wonderful. Her trousseaul, linens, towels, sheets and table.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Claws, and my husband's shirts. Of course, all.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Her white wash came out of that Rinso washing, dazzling
rinsol white, and every pretty printed apron, all her gay
colored cottons, finest washable colors came out of that Rinso washing.
Sparkling Rinso bright stayed that way too safely through dozens
of Rinso washings. No wonder our bride spends wash day
(18:50):
singing happy little wash day song, ladies.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Why don't you change to Rinso now come in, kink fish,
(20:41):
come in. Yeah, well, how's my cute little Juliet this morning? Oh?
Cut it out? Yes, I see you've got a big
stack of maile of letters there, callum going great in it. Yeah.
The only thing is all the readers, thinks I as
a gall Yeah that's what the supposed thing. Love instant
of love sake by Julie at Heart, sweet name. You've
(21:02):
got there all kingfish. But look here with one gal
done sent me in appreciation for the advice I give
a pair of silk stockings. Get a pair of silk stockings,
though if he wants to put them on, honey, I'll
be glad to turn my back here or cut out
that talk, William Kingfish. Okay, and it just kidding, just kidding. Well,
(21:24):
look I gotta get out of work here. Let me
see who this next letter is. Yeah, read a letter here, say,
dear Juliet Heart, I would like to get a steady boyfriend.
My mother thinks I'm very attractive, but I've heard through
another party that the boys say I am not attractive.
What do you think I am? In closing, a full
(21:45):
length snapshot of myself, signed hopeful. Let me see the
picture and it is m.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Show us the funny poose for a picture.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
What you're doing there? Standing in them two satchels? There
them as her feet? Let me look again? You know
I thought them were satchel. No, No, there's feets all right.
If she ever go in a hotel lobby, you gotta
keep walking because somebody laughing flat from labels on them.
Uh tell me, kingfish, what do you think of her figure? Well,
(22:20):
certainly differing or anything. Yeah, she on the heavy side.
And I'd say she weighed twenty more pounds than Madam Queen.
What would that make her weigh k V? Well, let's
figure it out with simple arithmetic. Twenty pounds moving Madam
Queen and Madam Queen we and I think we're getting
up in the trigonometry here something. Yeah, forget it. The
(22:45):
important thing is her face anyhow. Yeah, that's my roommance face. Oh,
let's analyze her face. Yeah, let me get a picture
in the light chair and get a good look at it. Yeah,
the light don't help it none. Just look at them eyebrows,
you got the Yeah? Them was the bushy's eyebrows. I
don't ever see it. Yeah, they is kind of thick,
(23:07):
ain't they. Yeah, I guess every time she kisses the
fellaw he gets dusted off at the same time. Yeah, well,
I'm going to write this gallon fella that I didn't
get her letter. Yeah, that's the way to handle it. Anny, Well,
I gotta get on over to the lodge. Oh, I'll
see you later. So long, Yeah, so long, so long.
Now let me see this letter. Yeah. Hello, Could I
(23:32):
speak to mister Brown that writes a Juliette Heart column?
I'm speaking this is Juliet Heart. Oh fine, mister Brown.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I'm the fashion editor does a newspaper, and.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
I thought it would be a good idea to give
Juliet Heart's advice on fatians and dress in my column. Yeah,
be glad you got a patent pencil there.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Oh, I can take it in shorthand you go right ahead.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah. Well, start off by saying, wait a minute, wait
a minute. Oh hello, Andy, Yes, I've been out of
town for a week. Yeah, well, said down, Gabby said,
I'm talking hello, Go ahead, anything about clothes, address it? Okay,
let's see. Now we has got to be up to
date and everythink, for instance, I personally won't wear nothing
but the kind of shoes with the toes sticking out
(24:14):
from the front, open told shoes. You show getting fancy
an you shoe getting fancied? Go right ahead, I'm getting it. Yeah.
And on account of only wearing open toed shoes, I
always have my peticure gal put red polys on my toenails.
I feel it makes them much more attractive. Sat. There's
been a lot of changes right here in the last week.
(24:35):
Anything just a minute, Gabby, go right ahead. We must
also pay a lot of attentions to our hair dudes
now to give you idea what the latest thing is.
I as going to the beauty shop today. I never
thought that of you ending And I'm gonna have my
hair fixed in a beautiful upsweep with roses pinned on
(24:58):
one side and a big run the stone ornament pinned
on the other. This I gotta see. Oh that's fine,
mister bram.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Is you gonna wear that stuff over under your dearbay?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Uh you think that's enough, Well, that'll be just a
bad right, Thank you very much, goodbye, goodbye, and you're
gonna be the sweetest man in town. Listen, Gabby, since
you've been gone, I was writing a love column for
the newspaper, and I was supposed to be Juliete Hart.
Oh I see, I see.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
That really explains a few things that hadn't eat puzzles.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yeah, well I'm answered my mail. Now, look a here,
I'll joy you. Here's a letter. Let's see what this
one is, signed broken heart. It's say, dear Juliet, I
haven't seen my sweetheart for over two weeks. He promised
to marry me and then never came back to see
me again. I'm all broken up about it and haven't
(25:56):
been able to sleep, eat or work. What shall I do? Ogeronhauder, Boy,
that's a tough one. What would you do, Gabby?
Speaker 6 (26:03):
Well, that's a lawyer. That's a lawyer. I would advise
her to student superman for beach. You promise, that's indeed,
reach your promise. Yeah, reach your promise. That's what I'll do.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
After all.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
That's a very serious thing, fair serious thing.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
That's a violation of the Banking Commission. The banking commission,
How are you figured?
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Very simple and very simple. He refused to marry when
she was banking on it. That put her out of commission.
That's banking Commission to five head.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Well, and now I'm so happy you're making a success
out of this column you got in the newspaper. Oh yeah,
AMA's the thing been going over two weeks now, and
there's a big success. I was making thirty five dollars
a week. Oh that's great. And yeah, well, I better
get back to this attack of letters. Yeah, they're coming
in like wildfire. Oh yeah, you got a lot of
them there. All right, you better get busy and answer
to them. Son, Yeah, let me look through them. Yeah
(27:00):
that's you, you know, amos. This is the first time
in my life I done never had a job that
I like. It's the first time I've ever been out
of trouble making good money, and I ain't got nothing
to worry about. Oh. I'm so glad to hear that end.
I'm proud of you. Oh yeah, hey, wait a minute,
here's another letter from that misbroken heartedt uh yeah, Gabby
help me answered the first one. Yeah, I think I
(27:22):
told her to super breach your promise or something like that. Yeah,
we see. Anyway. Say here, dear Juliet, you will never
know how much I appreciate you writing me about my
boyfriend who promised to marry me and walked out. I
have talked it over with my family and they agree
with you. Yeah, you sure know your stuff already in
(27:42):
oh yeah, then she going to say, here, Juliet, dear,
thank you again, and I am taking your advice today.
I am starting to breach your promise suit against Andrew H. Brown.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Amos and Andy will be back in just a moment.
What a combination your washing machine and Sophie rich Rinso
with as little as a five minute run per load,
(28:24):
they'll get your clothes rinso white and rinso bright. Next time,
make it a Rinso wash day and whistle while you wash.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Rinso, Happy little wash day, so rinso fit, study sing
it all day long. Your clothes are so white and
the color so bright. You sing as you work along,
Rinso white, Happy little wash day, soul.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
And here are amoson Andy, Ladies and Jim.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
The horrible disease of infantile paralysis must be stamped out.
It can strike anywhere. The rich and the poor like
join the March of times. Help the fight against this
dread disease by sending as much money as you can
to the White House, Washington, DC. Be sure to be
(29:34):
with us.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Again next Friday evening at this same time when the
makers of Riso will again present the amos and Andy
shall and you'll hear more about Andy's breach of promise suit.
This program is broadcast to our armed forces all over
the world. This is Harlow Wilcox saying good night to
all of you from all of us and reminding you,
ladies that the used fats you save in your kitchens
are helping to shorten the war. They go into vitally
(29:57):
needed ammunition, essential military medicines, important military supplies. So keep
saving waste fats, strain them, and turn them into your
butcher regularly. You'll get two red points and four cents
for every pound you turn in. Say try Life Boy
(30:30):
in your next Hubber shower. You will go for that
swell Life Boy ladder. It's mild, efficient and refreshing. But
Life Boys more than a great bath soap. It's the
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against v OH. Don't take chances. Use Life Boy. It's
the only soap that's especially made to stop be
Speaker 1 (31:03):
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