August 10, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hi, a fabcy how about a little girl out?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Goldwen Mayer's famous Mazie pictures. Just a moment you
will hear Mazie in radio, starring the same glamorous star
you all went to see and loved on the screen.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And Southern.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
But first you're announcer, and now our here is Anne
(01:15):
Southern as bazy.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yes, I'm mazy, like the man said Maizie Revere from Brooklyn,
And how I wish I was there right now instead
of Texas.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
For two days now, ever since the show.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I was infolded, I've been walking across the state backwards
with my thumb in the air. They call it hitch hiking,
but for me, it's been all hikeing and no hitchins
around here.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
They got ranches so big.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
The gas station guy told me that new married couples
go out to milk the cows, and their children bring
home the milk. I told him I knew that joke,
but after walking it, I believed every word of it
was true. I was about ready to quit one day
when a car driven by a woman came up beside
me and stopped.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, hop right in. Thanks, say stranger.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, Pardoner seems to me like I know you didn't
you climb the side of a back building and see
the rapids as a ballyhoo for a traveling carnival.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Wants and ones is right? But that was me. They
built me as mazy with their girls. Squirrel.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Well, sure that's it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You're mzy. Well, i'd you guess. But don't you remember
the team of Harry and Francis. Oh sure, and you're Francis. No,
I'm Harry for Harry. You know I call Francis Frank.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Oh yeah, I remember you did a Western act at
trick riding and roping and shooting, that's right.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
And you used to screw a.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Light bulb into each ear and your husband would shoot
him out.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Those were exciting days, especially when Frank and the guns
were both loaded.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah. But what you doing now, Harriet. We bought ourselves
a dude riding's right here on the Mexican border.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
We've been knocking ourselves out running it, I think, going
old fair.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
But now we want to sell and take it easy
for a while.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
We've got a.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Couple of dudes with us. Now one of them's in
easter to know who's real interested in buy him? Well,
why can't you push the deal through? Amazing?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
He's sort of disappointed in the West. He says, nobody's
held him up, nobody's shot at him, and he ain't
seeing any pretty cowgirls. Oh well, well what about me.
I'm not a cowgirl, but after I cracked this cake
of dust off me, I can be a.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Pretty cute kid. Well, Amzi, would you do it for us?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Sure, Harriet, I'd love to. I need a little rest
myself kill.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
We got a lot of horses you can ride.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
No thanks, I think I'd rather sit on something I
can trust, like a daving part.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, how do I look, Harriet? Oh gosh, you look gorgeous? Honey.
I always did think that blue jeans did something for me.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
It seems to meet you that does something for the jeans.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Well, thanks, Frank.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Don't overdo it, Frank, this is a fancy blash. You
love me, Harriet?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Oh say, it ain't the cake pan that makes the cake,
it's what you put in it.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
That's very funny.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
When you talk today, Randolph Crumb, I don't forget he
loves the old Wild West.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
But he is a stage coach kind of rustling.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Hold up me, he loves the Old West. Huh well,
I'll tell him a few wild stories. But gee, I
wouldn't sell this ranch. It might turn out to be
a gold mine.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh I doubt that major.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Now, look, don't make them stories too wild of your
scarem as tatosol away.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh was she.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
That tall, nervous woman wearing great job purs and an
empty blue checked blouse.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh you noticed her when you come in?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Huh yeah, she had a cowboy backed into the corral.
That figures Well, Frank, you better take me out and
introduce me.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Oh I say you are?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Oh just call me mysterious Maizie Revere here.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'm a secret mission.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
What is a secret mission?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Well, I won't know that. I think it up. Let's go, Frank, Maizie.
I don't know how to thank you for doing this.
How can we ever repay you?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Oh? Just feed me up, Harriet and leave everything to
mysterious Maijie.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah, there they are. They're both sitting on the porch MASI.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh good ham on the range.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yah the air in the end.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Oh, hey, mister Crome, I want you to meet mysterious
Maizie Revere.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Real woman. Well, there's obviously no question about that. How
do you do?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Yes, how do you do?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
How do you do?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
How?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
They stranger?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I hope we won't be strangers long.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
I'm delighted to meet a girl of the Golden West, and.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I'm right happy to meet up and such a handsome
hunk of Eastern bees. May you sure got big busy eyes,
haven't you.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Miss Revere? You make it worthwhile to keep them open?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
What?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Thank you, mister Crumb. You're just as cute as a
calico pony.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
Is that Miss Revere going to be staying with us?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Frank?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Well?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Now, well she's here in the secret mission.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Now, Frank, don't you go tell them the dudes that
I'm here doing undercover work for the government?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Why, Miss Revere?
Speaker 9 (06:53):
Well, since mister Crum and I are guests here, don't
you think we're entitled to know what you're doing here?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I especially want to know what you doing tonight?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Love that Eastern beef? And Frank, what you all of
my guns for me?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Why? Sure, Mistwarts?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Are we alone?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Now? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, I'll come a little closer, missus Tattersall.
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Oh, I'm sure, this is going to be so excited A.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Well out of time a bed, mister crumb, you're close enough.
Your hot breath is freezing up my back hair.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Now, this is what I like about the West.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
But come on, come on, tell us what it's all about.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Well, we're right near the Mexican border, aren't we.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's right on the other side of
your grandy.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Well, we're right across the river from an outfit of killers,
the smuggling aliens into the country.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Killers smuggles.
Speaker 9 (07:51):
All.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I can't believe.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
You'll give me time, girl, I'll give me time. You've
heard the coyotes howling out there at night, haven't you,
of course? Well, partner, those are human coyotes signaling to
each other.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
And who are these aliens they smuggle in.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Well, they's spies and sabotais and they're cold blood are
ruthless killers.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I advise both of you to take precautions so you won't.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Be murdered in your bed.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Oh what am I going to do?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Make sure your insurance is paid up and have your
will hands Excuse me, Well, how do you like the West,
mister Crown?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh, it's wonderful.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Mighty pretty scenery around here.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Oh, yes, you certainly are.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
What part of New York are you from, mister Crown.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
New York thirteen the Uh yeah, not Well, I wonder
if we couldn't go for a little ride after dinner.
We could watch the moon come up.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Well, the moon doesn't rise until about two thirty.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
In the morning.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
We could wait for it.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Well, what would we do while we were waiting for it?
Speaker 8 (09:01):
I've got some peachy ideas. Let's ride out into the
sagebrush right now.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, no, Pardner, I just don't feel like having my
willpower all ruined right now.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Maybe tomorrow night.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Now I feel excuse me while I go in and
load up my shooting arm.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Don't forget tomorrow night we go out and watch the
moon come up if.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
We live that long?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Razy, Well, Harriet, I sure got our dude interested in Emazee.
You're scared Miss Tattersaw so bad that she's packing up
to leave, and the minute she leaves, Frank and I
in the whole ranch or running in the red Oh gosh,
she never thought about that, Harriet. See, I'd better talk
to miss Tattersaw.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Where is she? You'm just down the hall a piece okay.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Oh, and later on tonight, Harriet, you and I got
to go out about a mile and shoot off some
guns and make a fuss and scream a little, you know,
the flavor of the old West.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Well, are you sure that won't scam it? Tatusol away?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
No, no, I'll tell her, I'm going to ambush the smugglers. Oh,
it's just me, Miss tatisall me, mysterious Maizie Revere. I
(10:26):
don't know what you're keepting locked up in here, but
must be awful valuable.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's tatasaw.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
It ain't often that Mysterious Mazie ever asks help, But
I'm asking you to do me in the United States
government a favor.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
What do I have to do?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Shoot somebody?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
No, I'm a going out and try to waylay the
smugglers tonight, and if I don't get back by midnight,
I want you to ride to the nearest Texas Rangers
station for help.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh no, I don't know how.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Gee, those Ranges are the handsomest men in the whole
state at Texas.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
And ma see, I'll give you my phone cooperation.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I know you'd help me if I appeal to your
patriotation before you go hey, yeah, pieh.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
Tell me why do they call you mysterious Mazie.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Because it's a mystery. I nobody's caught on me yet.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Well how does it look to you, Pete?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
What's your verdict? I reckon?
Speaker 7 (11:34):
My verdict is it's a kind of rife night.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Oh, stop clowning around.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Let's go back across the river and get our customers.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
How many people are there tonight? See we deliver them
to the ball said gunside rock. You ought to be
there there that is by now. Okay, remember if we
see anybody, let them have it and beat it back
across the river and into the bush. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
This looks like as good as spot as any to
start the fireworks, Harriet, Yeah, amazing, let's far away. I'm
getting sleepy. Well we shoot any old place. There's nobody
around here for miles malp here goes. You know, Harriet,
(12:32):
there's a terrific echo from the river down there. Sure, no, yeah, listen,
I'll fire one.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Some echo. Huh.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I'll say that song came back so realistically I could
almost feel the bullet go past my faith.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Well, let's sneak back to the ranch. Sure it a
party night at it.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah, it's a big stars. I never felt so close
to heaven. It's Miss tatisall.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Oh, I'm so good you're back. I thought you were killed.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Oh no, Miss Tatisol. At leastwise, I don't think I was.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Was all that shooting.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Well, I did have a little brush with the smugglers.
I shot them up a little and chased him across
the Rio Grandy back in New Mexico. They shot at me,
but they didn't even come closez Have you always.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Had those bullet holes in your head?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Sure, I've always had bullet holes.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Let's see, Holy smoke, there are bullet holes in it.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
The booth went through here only missed her head by inches.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Somebody was really shooting at me.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Guys, it's scary around here. I'm sure glad Fan gave
me the shotgun to protake me. Say, there's somebody sneaking
around by the corral. Everybody around here is in bed.
It's got to be one of the guys that shot
at me. Well, the bird shot and his gunna to
give him a surprise. One two, three fire.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Oh, I got lazy quick.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Why your alive or dead? And if you're dead, don't
I just had a power over by the corral. I
think he was gonna let all the horses house.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Here he comes, somebody doing something.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I'm on fire, I'm burning old lazy Look what he Oh, Now.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
We're really in trouble. Holy smoke. I shot j Randolph Crown.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
And now back too, Mazy.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
How's he feeling in there this morning?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Harriet?
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Well he's plenty song.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well sure, look where I shot him.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Maze.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
He's gonna sue us. We'll be ruined. Mazie ruined.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh gee, Harriet, I'm awful. Sorry, no, but that doesn't
do us very much good.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I'll go in and see if I can't persuade him
to change his mind.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Maybe if I warm up to him, he'll cool off.
Now amazing. You got us into this, and you've got
to get us out, yepe.
Speaker 10 (16:32):
Well, they'll see it's mazy. Oh please, mister come, I
just wanted to talk to you for a moment and
tell you how sorry I am and so forth.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
Well, I'm not much interested in the talk or the apology,
but the and so forth interests me very much.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Can I come in.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yes, believe your gun's outside.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I'm not wearing them today.
Speaker 8 (17:02):
I'm not sure that I believe you come here a minute, gorgeous?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Well, couldn't I frisk myself?
Speaker 9 (17:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I think I had better do well.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Apparently you're feeling better already.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I'm awful. Sorry I shot you, mister crown where you
ought to be?
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Won't you forgive me, partner, buddy, old paint tenderfoot, That's.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
Not where I'm tender seemed to forget that I've been
deeply and grievously injured.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Oh not so deeply. Thank told me he was able
to dig all the bebies out of you with a
dull ice pick.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I didn't find a doll at all. Hmm my. He
sent me up fresh and lovely this morning.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Thanks, Randy.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Are you still going to go for a little ride
out into the sage brush tonight?
Speaker 5 (17:53):
You'll be on a horse and I'll be on a horse.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
You can trust me.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I don't know. There's something about you. I don't know
what it is.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
But I'm just an innocent Eastern dude, Mazie, and I
won't sue anybody.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Oh but in that case, all right, I'll go. But
what if we should happen to run into those killers
who are smuggling the aliens in.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Well, that's all right, I'll have you to protect me.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
It's a beautiful, bright night, isn't it, Mazy, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It's lovely.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
But I'd still like to know how my horse happened
to run away as soon as I got off him.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Maybe he shied at a rattlesnake.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Are you sure you didn't kick.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Him, Amazie. I love all living.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
Creetures, particularly creatures like you.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Well, I'm not used to riding back here in the
luggage compartment of a horse.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Well let's changed. Then you ride in the saddle and
I'll hang on to you. Oh yes, that'd be a
lot chummy.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
No thanks, this is just fine, Randy. I think you
should have turned the left at that last pile of
bleached bones.
Speaker 8 (19:22):
Stars are far away and so mysterious.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
You're getting off close to where I was last night.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
They're almost as mysterious as that western accent of yours.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Huh, what part of Brooklyn? Do you come from?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
The western part? Where else?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I thought so? You may be an investigator, but you
certainly aren't a Westerner.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
What made you think that?
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Well, when we left you said, come on, pardoner, get
on your horse already.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Coyotes.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
They aren't real coyotes, are they? I thought you said
they are all humans signaling to each other if.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
They are close enough to step on him.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
All right, stick them up, buck, I've got the bridal joke.
What's the meaning is it?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Who are you? What do you want?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
You'll find out soon enough.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Now, look, boys, get back across the river before I
tell hop a long cassidy on you?
Speaker 6 (20:12):
All right, sweetheart, never mind the cute remarks.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Going to do something about this.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Not me. I want to keep on living.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yes, see, before we take them to the cabin, pe
see if they got any guns.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
Okay you first, mister Josh, keep your hands up while
I check you over.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Nope, he's clear. And Joe, okay, sins to your next.
I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
You want to try again, buddy?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Any guns? Pete? No, no guns. But the little girl
is loaded.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
She slapped me right in the face.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Well that probably serves you. Right, come on, let's go.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Where are we going?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
What difference does it make? Neither of you are coming
back again? All right? And your feet, sister, on my feet.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
You got my feet and hands tied and I expect
miracles already.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
All right, all right, I'll fix it so you can
walk a little.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Let Joe, what's this all about? And what happened to Randy?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
You can ask the boss when you talk to him.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Okay, now you can walk a little.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Go on in the next room.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Stop pushing me. I wish I had just one extra foot.
I know what to do with it.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey she is boss.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Well, well a masked man already. Isn't it the wrong
month for Halloween?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I won't shut up. What's going on here? And what
did you do with poor Randy?
Speaker 5 (21:41):
You heard or shot a moment ago?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yeah, well that's what happened to Randy.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
You know something I'm not getting very fond of you.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
You're told Randy we were smuggling alien spies and saboteurs
across the border.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Where'd you get that information?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I made it up. I just add lived the.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Whole thing, none of truth or not at all.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Should I know?
Speaker 5 (22:02):
You tell me, Joe Pete you believe her?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah, yeah, I do. Side. She's a real cute dish.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
When I was a frisk and far remember.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Wait a minute, yeah, I was beginning to Wonday you
remember because your j Randolph Crumb, and what a perfect
name you picked for yourself.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Well that did.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Now we've got to get rid of amazing boys. Will
put on in that burlap sack with the rocks in
it and dump into the river.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Oh, I hope you're kidding, because I can't swim and
I'd hate to have to learn the hard way from
inside a burlap bag.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Golly bolls, do we gotta get rid of?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Could we kind of.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Take a across the boat as a souper in their.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
No, I got that sackle, ra heat and shovel into it.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh, the shore is a waste of a lot of
punk ratoon, Give me a head, Joe.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Okay, no, wait a minute, Randy, kick this thing around
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
It's too late.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
It was just an accident that you hit on what
we were doing. Now that you know the truth, I
can't take any chances.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Me too. I'm sorry, and I'm scared to death.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
You may wonder why I was at the ranch. I
was going to buy it all right, Yes, a dude.
Ranch makes a perfect place to keep strangers who slipped
across the border.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Hurry up with that sack, boy, anybody move.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Your offer.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Pick up boys, mysterious, Maize, I'm very sure, glad you're hair.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Just lie back and relax, Mazie.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
You're back at the ranch now and everything is just fine.
What happened just before everything went black?
Speaker 6 (23:57):
When mister Crumb started to fire at the ranger? I
shot the gun out of mister comes here and fell
and hit you on the head.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Well, you're a trick shot, Frank. Couldn't you just shot
it in some other direction? But not the way he
was doing it with a mirror?
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Well, just my regular act. The rangers were mighty glad
to get hold of mister Crumb or whatever his name is.
They've been trying to catch him for three years.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
They came just in time. Who told him to go
looking for me?
Speaker 9 (24:22):
I just knew something was happening to you.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Oh well, thanks very much, miss Tattersaw. You were so.
Speaker 9 (24:30):
Right, will Harriet, I'm leaving now.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Well, goodbye, miss Tarsaw, and a good luck to you.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
Thank you, and if any mail comes for me, I've
ready to room next to the rangers.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Well leave it a little mazy, and I came here
to help you, and look what happens one of your
guests has moved out and the other ones in jail.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
See I've ruined everything.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Oh no, you have, Mazi.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
You remember that burlap egg.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
With the rocks gives me the shutters.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Those rocks were just shot full of goold.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
That's right, Mazie. Well what do you know?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
I told you this wrench might be a gold mine someday,
and shown up I was right.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
In just a moment, we shall return to the adventures
of Mazie, and.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Now once again here is crazy.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Well everything worked out as well. Harriet and Frank are
doing all right with their gold mine. And as a
present they gave me fifty acres of squatn land. But
what good is it with all that tractus? And Miss
Tattersall got a ranger for.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
A husband too.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
He was one of those bashful Texas types, even took
along some mistletoe on their honeymoon. He wasn't tall or
handsome or rich, but he was a man, and luckily
that was the only requirement Miss Tattersall insisted on. After all,
the poor thing been an old mate for so long
she had a trailer for her whole chest.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
And as for me, well, I decided to go to.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Dallas and as soon as I got there, I was
offered a quebec.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
So I'm on my way again. We get along, little doggies.
It's a long, long way to tell.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
You have just heard.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern Mazie, was written
by John L.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Green.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Original music was composed and conducted by Harry Zimmermann. Supporting
cast included el Via Allman, Hans Conried, Joan Banks, Peter Leeds,
Howard McNair and Ed Manx Jack McCoy speaking the
Hi, a fabcy how about a little girl out?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Metro Goldwen Mayer's famous Mazie pictures. Just a moment you
will hear Mazie in radio, starring the same glamorous star
you all went to see and loved on the screen.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And Southern.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
But first you're announcer, and now our here is Anne
(01:15):
Southern as bazy.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yes, I'm mazy, like the man said Maizie Revere from Brooklyn,
And how I wish I was there right now instead
of Texas.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
For two days now, ever since the show.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I was infolded, I've been walking across the state backwards
with my thumb in the air. They call it hitch hiking,
but for me, it's been all hikeing and no hitchins
around here.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
They got ranches so big.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
The gas station guy told me that new married couples
go out to milk the cows, and their children bring
home the milk. I told him I knew that joke,
but after walking it, I believed every word of it
was true. I was about ready to quit one day
when a car driven by a woman came up beside
me and stopped.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, hop right in. Thanks, say stranger.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, Pardoner seems to me like I know you didn't
you climb the side of a back building and see
the rapids as a ballyhoo for a traveling carnival.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Wants and ones is right? But that was me. They
built me as mazy with their girls. Squirrel.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Well, sure that's it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You're mzy. Well, i'd you guess. But don't you remember
the team of Harry and Francis. Oh sure, and you're Francis. No,
I'm Harry for Harry. You know I call Francis Frank.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Oh yeah, I remember you did a Western act at
trick riding and roping and shooting, that's right.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
And you used to screw a.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Light bulb into each ear and your husband would shoot
him out.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Those were exciting days, especially when Frank and the guns
were both loaded.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah. But what you doing now, Harriet. We bought ourselves
a dude riding's right here on the Mexican border.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
We've been knocking ourselves out running it, I think, going
old fair.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
But now we want to sell and take it easy
for a while.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
We've got a.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Couple of dudes with us. Now one of them's in
easter to know who's real interested in buy him? Well,
why can't you push the deal through? Amazing?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
He's sort of disappointed in the West. He says, nobody's
held him up, nobody's shot at him, and he ain't
seeing any pretty cowgirls. Oh well, well what about me.
I'm not a cowgirl, but after I cracked this cake
of dust off me, I can be a.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Pretty cute kid. Well, Amzi, would you do it for us?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Sure, Harriet, I'd love to. I need a little rest
myself kill.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
We got a lot of horses you can ride.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
No thanks, I think I'd rather sit on something I
can trust, like a daving part.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, how do I look, Harriet? Oh gosh, you look gorgeous? Honey.
I always did think that blue jeans did something for me.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
It seems to meet you that does something for the jeans.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Well, thanks, Frank.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Don't overdo it, Frank, this is a fancy blash. You
love me, Harriet?
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Oh say, it ain't the cake pan that makes the cake,
it's what you put in it.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
That's very funny.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
When you talk today, Randolph Crumb, I don't forget he
loves the old Wild West.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
But he is a stage coach kind of rustling.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Hold up me, he loves the Old West. Huh well,
I'll tell him a few wild stories. But gee, I
wouldn't sell this ranch. It might turn out to be
a gold mine.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh I doubt that major.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Now, look, don't make them stories too wild of your
scarem as tatosol away.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh was she.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
That tall, nervous woman wearing great job purs and an
empty blue checked blouse.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh you noticed her when you come in?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Huh yeah, she had a cowboy backed into the corral.
That figures Well, Frank, you better take me out and
introduce me.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Oh I say you are?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Oh just call me mysterious Maizie Revere here.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I'm a secret mission.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
What is a secret mission?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Well, I won't know that. I think it up. Let's go, Frank, Maizie.
I don't know how to thank you for doing this.
How can we ever repay you?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Oh? Just feed me up, Harriet and leave everything to
mysterious Maijie.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah, there they are. They're both sitting on the porch MASI.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh good ham on the range.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yah the air in the end.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Oh, hey, mister Crome, I want you to meet mysterious
Maizie Revere.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Real woman. Well, there's obviously no question about that. How
do you do?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Yes, how do you do?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
How do you do?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
How?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
They stranger?
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I hope we won't be strangers long.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
I'm delighted to meet a girl of the Golden West, and.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I'm right happy to meet up and such a handsome
hunk of Eastern bees. May you sure got big busy eyes,
haven't you.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Miss Revere? You make it worthwhile to keep them open?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
What?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Thank you, mister Crumb. You're just as cute as a
calico pony.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
Is that Miss Revere going to be staying with us?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Frank?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Well?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Now, well she's here in the secret mission.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Now, Frank, don't you go tell them the dudes that
I'm here doing undercover work for the government?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Why, Miss Revere?
Speaker 9 (06:53):
Well, since mister Crum and I are guests here, don't
you think we're entitled to know what you're doing here?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I especially want to know what you doing tonight?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Love that Eastern beef? And Frank, what you all of
my guns for me?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Why? Sure, Mistwarts?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Are we alone?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Now? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, I'll come a little closer, missus Tattersall.
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Oh, I'm sure, this is going to be so excited A.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Well out of time a bed, mister crumb, you're close enough.
Your hot breath is freezing up my back hair.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Now, this is what I like about the West.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
But come on, come on, tell us what it's all about.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Well, we're right near the Mexican border, aren't we.
Speaker 9 (07:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's right on the other side of
your grandy.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Well, we're right across the river from an outfit of killers,
the smuggling aliens into the country.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Killers smuggles.
Speaker 9 (07:51):
All.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I can't believe.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
You'll give me time, girl, I'll give me time. You've
heard the coyotes howling out there at night, haven't you,
of course? Well, partner, those are human coyotes signaling to
each other.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
And who are these aliens they smuggle in.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Well, they's spies and sabotais and they're cold blood are
ruthless killers.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I advise both of you to take precautions so you won't.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
Be murdered in your bed.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Oh what am I going to do?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Make sure your insurance is paid up and have your
will hands Excuse me, Well, how do you like the West,
mister Crown?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Oh, it's wonderful.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Mighty pretty scenery around here.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Oh, yes, you certainly are.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
What part of New York are you from, mister Crown.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
New York thirteen the Uh yeah, not Well, I wonder
if we couldn't go for a little ride after dinner.
We could watch the moon come up.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Well, the moon doesn't rise until about two thirty.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
In the morning.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
We could wait for it.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Well, what would we do while we were waiting for it?
Speaker 8 (09:01):
I've got some peachy ideas. Let's ride out into the
sagebrush right now.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, no, Pardner, I just don't feel like having my
willpower all ruined right now.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Maybe tomorrow night.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Now I feel excuse me while I go in and
load up my shooting arm.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Don't forget tomorrow night we go out and watch the
moon come up if.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
We live that long?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Razy, Well, Harriet, I sure got our dude interested in Emazee.
You're scared Miss Tattersaw so bad that she's packing up
to leave, and the minute she leaves, Frank and I
in the whole ranch or running in the red Oh gosh,
she never thought about that, Harriet. See, I'd better talk
to miss Tattersaw.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Where is she? You'm just down the hall a piece okay.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Oh, and later on tonight, Harriet, you and I got
to go out about a mile and shoot off some
guns and make a fuss and scream a little, you know,
the flavor of the old West.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Well, are you sure that won't scam it? Tatusol away?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
No, no, I'll tell her, I'm going to ambush the smugglers. Oh,
it's just me, Miss tatisall me, mysterious Maizie Revere. I
(10:26):
don't know what you're keepting locked up in here, but
must be awful valuable.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It's tatasaw.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
It ain't often that Mysterious Mazie ever asks help, But
I'm asking you to do me in the United States
government a favor.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
What do I have to do?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Shoot somebody?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
No, I'm a going out and try to waylay the
smugglers tonight, and if I don't get back by midnight,
I want you to ride to the nearest Texas Rangers
station for help.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Oh no, I don't know how.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Gee, those Ranges are the handsomest men in the whole
state at Texas.
Speaker 9 (11:02):
And ma see, I'll give you my phone cooperation.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I know you'd help me if I appeal to your
patriotation before you go hey, yeah, pieh.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
Tell me why do they call you mysterious Mazie.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Because it's a mystery. I nobody's caught on me yet.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Well how does it look to you, Pete?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
What's your verdict? I reckon?
Speaker 7 (11:34):
My verdict is it's a kind of rife night.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Oh, stop clowning around.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Let's go back across the river and get our customers.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
How many people are there tonight? See we deliver them
to the ball said gunside rock. You ought to be
there there that is by now. Okay, remember if we
see anybody, let them have it and beat it back
across the river and into the bush. Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
This looks like as good as spot as any to
start the fireworks, Harriet, Yeah, amazing, let's far away. I'm
getting sleepy. Well we shoot any old place. There's nobody
around here for miles malp here goes. You know, Harriet,
(12:32):
there's a terrific echo from the river down there. Sure, no, yeah, listen,
I'll fire one.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Some echo. Huh.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I'll say that song came back so realistically I could
almost feel the bullet go past my faith.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Well, let's sneak back to the ranch. Sure it a
party night at it.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Yeah, it's a big stars. I never felt so close
to heaven. It's Miss tatisall.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Oh, I'm so good you're back. I thought you were killed.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Oh no, Miss Tatisol. At leastwise, I don't think I was.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Was all that shooting.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Well, I did have a little brush with the smugglers.
I shot them up a little and chased him across
the Rio Grandy back in New Mexico. They shot at me,
but they didn't even come closez Have you always.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Had those bullet holes in your head?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Sure, I've always had bullet holes.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Let's see, Holy smoke, there are bullet holes in it.
Speaker 9 (14:00):
The booth went through here only missed her head by inches.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Somebody was really shooting at me.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Guys, it's scary around here. I'm sure glad Fan gave
me the shotgun to protake me. Say, there's somebody sneaking
around by the corral. Everybody around here is in bed.
It's got to be one of the guys that shot
at me. Well, the bird shot and his gunna to
give him a surprise. One two, three fire.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Oh, I got lazy quick.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Why your alive or dead? And if you're dead, don't
I just had a power over by the corral. I
think he was gonna let all the horses house.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Here he comes, somebody doing something.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I'm on fire, I'm burning old lazy Look what he Oh, Now.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
We're really in trouble. Holy smoke. I shot j Randolph Crown.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern will continue in
just a moment.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
And now back too, Mazy.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
How's he feeling in there this morning?
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Harriet?
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Well he's plenty song.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well sure, look where I shot him.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Maze.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
He's gonna sue us. We'll be ruined. Mazie ruined.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Oh gee, Harriet, I'm awful. Sorry, no, but that doesn't
do us very much good.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I'll go in and see if I can't persuade him
to change his mind.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Maybe if I warm up to him, he'll cool off.
Now amazing. You got us into this, and you've got
to get us out, yepe.
Speaker 10 (16:32):
Well, they'll see it's mazy. Oh please, mister come, I
just wanted to talk to you for a moment and
tell you how sorry I am and so forth.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
Well, I'm not much interested in the talk or the apology,
but the and so forth interests me very much.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Can I come in.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yes, believe your gun's outside.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I'm not wearing them today.
Speaker 8 (17:02):
I'm not sure that I believe you come here a minute, gorgeous?
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Well, couldn't I frisk myself?
Speaker 9 (17:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I think I had better do well.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Apparently you're feeling better already.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I'm awful. Sorry I shot you, mister crown where you
ought to be?
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Won't you forgive me, partner, buddy, old paint tenderfoot, That's.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
Not where I'm tender seemed to forget that I've been
deeply and grievously injured.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Oh not so deeply. Thank told me he was able
to dig all the bebies out of you with a
dull ice pick.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
I didn't find a doll at all. Hmm my. He
sent me up fresh and lovely this morning.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Thanks, Randy.
Speaker 8 (17:47):
Are you still going to go for a little ride
out into the sage brush tonight?
Speaker 5 (17:53):
You'll be on a horse and I'll be on a horse.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
You can trust me.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I don't know. There's something about you. I don't know
what it is.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
But I'm just an innocent Eastern dude, Mazie, and I
won't sue anybody.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Oh but in that case, all right, I'll go. But
what if we should happen to run into those killers
who are smuggling the aliens in.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Well, that's all right, I'll have you to protect me.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
It's a beautiful, bright night, isn't it, Mazy, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It's lovely.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
But I'd still like to know how my horse happened
to run away as soon as I got off him.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Maybe he shied at a rattlesnake.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Are you sure you didn't kick.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Him, Amazie. I love all living.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
Creetures, particularly creatures like you.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Well, I'm not used to riding back here in the
luggage compartment of a horse.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Well let's changed. Then you ride in the saddle and
I'll hang on to you. Oh yes, that'd be a
lot chummy.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
No thanks, this is just fine, Randy. I think you
should have turned the left at that last pile of
bleached bones.
Speaker 8 (19:22):
Stars are far away and so mysterious.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
You're getting off close to where I was last night.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
They're almost as mysterious as that western accent of yours.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Huh, what part of Brooklyn? Do you come from?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
The western part? Where else?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
I thought so? You may be an investigator, but you
certainly aren't a Westerner.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
What made you think that?
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Well, when we left you said, come on, pardoner, get
on your horse already.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Coyotes.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
They aren't real coyotes, are they? I thought you said
they are all humans signaling to each other if.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
They are close enough to step on him.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
All right, stick them up, buck, I've got the bridal joke.
What's the meaning is it?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Who are you? What do you want?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
You'll find out soon enough.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Now, look, boys, get back across the river before I
tell hop a long cassidy on you?
Speaker 6 (20:12):
All right, sweetheart, never mind the cute remarks.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Going to do something about this.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Not me. I want to keep on living.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yes, see, before we take them to the cabin, pe
see if they got any guns.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
Okay you first, mister Josh, keep your hands up while
I check you over.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Nope, he's clear. And Joe, okay, sins to your next.
I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
You want to try again, buddy?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Any guns? Pete? No, no guns. But the little girl
is loaded.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
She slapped me right in the face.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Well that probably serves you. Right, come on, let's go.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Where are we going?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
What difference does it make? Neither of you are coming
back again? All right? And your feet, sister, on my feet.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
You got my feet and hands tied and I expect
miracles already.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
All right, all right, I'll fix it so you can
walk a little.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Let Joe, what's this all about? And what happened to Randy?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
You can ask the boss when you talk to him.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Okay, now you can walk a little.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Go on in the next room.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Stop pushing me. I wish I had just one extra foot.
I know what to do with it.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey she is boss.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Well, well a masked man already. Isn't it the wrong
month for Halloween?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I won't shut up. What's going on here? And what
did you do with poor Randy?
Speaker 5 (21:41):
You heard or shot a moment ago?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yeah, well that's what happened to Randy.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
You know something I'm not getting very fond of you.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
You're told Randy we were smuggling alien spies and saboteurs
across the border.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Where'd you get that information?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I made it up. I just add lived the.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Whole thing, none of truth or not at all.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Should I know?
Speaker 5 (22:02):
You tell me, Joe Pete you believe her?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah, yeah, I do. Side. She's a real cute dish.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
When I was a frisk and far remember.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Wait a minute, yeah, I was beginning to Wonday you
remember because your j Randolph Crumb, and what a perfect
name you picked for yourself.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Well that did.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Now we've got to get rid of amazing boys. Will
put on in that burlap sack with the rocks in
it and dump into the river.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Oh, I hope you're kidding, because I can't swim and
I'd hate to have to learn the hard way from
inside a burlap bag.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Golly bolls, do we gotta get rid of?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Could we kind of.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Take a across the boat as a souper in their.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
No, I got that sackle, ra heat and shovel into it.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh, the shore is a waste of a lot of
punk ratoon, Give me a head, Joe.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Okay, no, wait a minute, Randy, kick this thing around
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
It's too late.
Speaker 8 (23:02):
It was just an accident that you hit on what
we were doing. Now that you know the truth, I
can't take any chances.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Me too. I'm sorry, and I'm scared to death.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
You may wonder why I was at the ranch. I
was going to buy it all right, Yes, a dude.
Ranch makes a perfect place to keep strangers who slipped
across the border.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Hurry up with that sack, boy, anybody move.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Your offer.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Pick up boys, mysterious, Maize, I'm very sure, glad you're hair.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Just lie back and relax, Mazie.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
You're back at the ranch now and everything is just fine.
What happened just before everything went black?
Speaker 6 (23:57):
When mister Crumb started to fire at the ranger? I
shot the gun out of mister comes here and fell
and hit you on the head.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Well, you're a trick shot, Frank. Couldn't you just shot
it in some other direction? But not the way he
was doing it with a mirror?
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Well, just my regular act. The rangers were mighty glad
to get hold of mister Crumb or whatever his name is.
They've been trying to catch him for three years.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
They came just in time. Who told him to go
looking for me?
Speaker 9 (24:22):
I just knew something was happening to you.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Oh well, thanks very much, miss Tattersaw. You were so.
Speaker 9 (24:30):
Right, will Harriet, I'm leaving now.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Well, goodbye, miss Tarsaw, and a good luck to you.
Speaker 9 (24:35):
Thank you, and if any mail comes for me, I've
ready to room next to the rangers.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Well leave it a little mazy, and I came here
to help you, and look what happens one of your
guests has moved out and the other ones in jail.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
See I've ruined everything.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Oh no, you have, Mazi.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
You remember that burlap egg.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
With the rocks gives me the shutters.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Those rocks were just shot full of goold.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
That's right, Mazie. Well what do you know?
Speaker 4 (25:11):
I told you this wrench might be a gold mine someday,
and shown up I was right.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
In just a moment, we shall return to the adventures
of Mazie, and.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Now once again here is crazy.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Well everything worked out as well. Harriet and Frank are
doing all right with their gold mine. And as a
present they gave me fifty acres of squatn land. But
what good is it with all that tractus? And Miss
Tattersall got a ranger for.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
A husband too.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
He was one of those bashful Texas types, even took
along some mistletoe on their honeymoon. He wasn't tall or
handsome or rich, but he was a man, and luckily
that was the only requirement Miss Tattersall insisted on. After all,
the poor thing been an old mate for so long
she had a trailer for her whole chest.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
And as for me, well, I decided to go to.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Dallas and as soon as I got there, I was
offered a quebec.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
So I'm on my way again. We get along, little doggies.
It's a long, long way to tell.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
You have just heard.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
The Adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern Mazie, was written
by John L.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Green.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Original music was composed and conducted by Harry Zimmermann. Supporting
cast included el Via Allman, Hans Conried, Joan Banks, Peter Leeds,
Howard McNair and Ed Manx Jack McCoy speaking the
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