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Speaker 1 (00:11):
The Craft Foods Company brings you the Adventures of the Falcon.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Darring left, Damon.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hel On.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yes, this is the Falcon speaking. Oh Claire, I'm glad
you called.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Now I'd have to give me a rain check. Angel,
I've got to teach a boy a lesson. Somebody once
told him talk was cheap. But the way he runs
off at the mouth but figures he'll be stopped dead.
This is then hurly he friends, inviting you on behalf
of the Craft Foods Company to listen to the Adventures
of the Falcon. Fanscribe to night you met the Falcon

(00:50):
first in his best selling novel, that you saw him
in his thrilling motion picture series. Now join him on
the air when the Falcon saw the Case of the
Loose Lip.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
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Speaker 2 (01:13):
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Speaker 3 (01:16):
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Speaker 1 (01:21):
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(01:42):
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Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, he ain't some the loose lick.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
It's Wednesday evening in New York City and a shifty
little character named Lippy Mayo consults the phone book in
the rear of the Sixty Years Club, and as his
finger glands down the page, someone taps him gently on
the shoulder. Excuse me, friend, but what are you doing here, Daniels,
Matter of fact, let be I was looking for you
me Frank Vargas wants to see him. Well, Vargas will

(02:29):
have to wait. I've got an important call. Make that's
what he's afraid of. Hell, Look, Daniels, If if Frank
is worried about me ratting on that Mason stick up,
well he he don't have to.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm not the kind of a guy who shoots off
my mouth.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I'm sure Vargus will be glad to hear that. Let
me supposedly step outside and tell him, no, I don't
feel difficult. Hey, put away that canon. Daniels. You're not
bluffing me. You wouldn't dare pulling your rough stuff here?
You mean because of the crowd. Yeah, this goes to
show you, Levie, you don't know your mom say ecology,
A fine will get you ten that. If I was
to plug you here and now, those folks out there

(03:05):
would fall all over themselves running the other way. Who
do you think you're a kid? Believe me, fella, I
know where if I speak, I wouldn't you say? We
go and see Vargas?

Speaker 4 (03:13):
No? Yes, well, Mike, Steve Mayo come in.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Thanks. No, I haven't seen you since the end of
the war. Weren't you pulling the time about twenty minutes ago?
What brings you here? My brother given here of the
character named Lippy Mayo? Do you mean you're related to Lippy?
Only on my father and mother's side. I see you
ever run across him?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Well, that's all right, Mike, I can understand why.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I know one would overly fond of Lppy.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Matter of fact, they're not too crazy about myself. You
know he was shot to night. Yeah, so I heard.
How is he doc says.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
He'll pull through, but he'll be paralyzed for life.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Too bad.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
You wouldn't happen to know who was responsible. No, I
wouldn't suppose you to find athlete. I don't think i'd
care to, Steve. Suppose I put it on a professional basis,
as a private detective that your usual fee, I still
wouldn't be interested in. First of all, it's a job
for the police. And secondly, well, secondly, I think I.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Got an idea what you have in mind, and you
don't approve.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Nope, not a bit, okay, friend of our feelings, I
suppose there are other ways of finding out. Sorry, Mike,
I haven't time, a lot of work to do, and
i'd better be on my way. I don't want to
heckle barges. Don't you think it's time we headed for

(04:51):
home now, Daniels? The coups might be waiting. What do
you intended to cruise around for the next five years?
We'll go home when I'm good and ready. Anything you
say you think you killed Hippy, I didn't wait for
the autopsy. You shouldn't have shot him. Why what were
you planning to do? Buy him an annuity? You didn't
I have to pick out such a public place. Maybe
you were spotted. I wasn't. You can't have a tell

(05:14):
a matter of fact that the car behind us now
so there is?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
It makes you think we're playing part of the leader.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
He's been behind us for the last five blocks, ever
since we got off Matis. Turn up one hundred and third. Well,
you're right, what should I do? Ye're the boys, remember,
don't be such a wise guy.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
You know, I don't know this neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
And you get halfway up near the next block, make
a sharp right as an alley there? What does it
need to nowhere? It's a dead end. Just drive in
and cut your motor How easy? Now you don't want
to pass it? Yeah? Yeah, ten off your LUNs.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
You see him? Not yet?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Here he comes there, he goes. It's not a squad,
cause I didn't think it was. You got a cigarette,
schure nice, Well on the matter, Frank, you're shaking, But
I guess.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I'm kind of jumpy.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I ain't been sleeping.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
So good lately. Too much coffee.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I had been look to Daniels just because I thought
that car was following. I was, what are you talking about?
And you notice the make was a mash, a green nash,
that ring a bell. I gave one like that the island.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Gory, and then you gave her the air.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Think Ileen was following me?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I think at the point well worth investigating.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Okay, Diamonds, see what you can find out, just as second.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Hello Island.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Why but it didn't, mister Daniels surprise, not as much
as you think. Why didn't he come himself? Cool Franks?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Oh you think Vargas sent me?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I know he did.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
You're absolutely right, he mandfins dot.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Do you even't got it to Vargas for me? I
don't care what he's got to say him true with him?
All right, let's happen. What whatever he wanted to tell me,
Not that it's gonna do him any good. Afterwards Vargus
did to.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Me, Yeah, it was a rotten trick. And after you
gave him the best years of your life.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
I knew he get tired of that Georgia peach he's
been running around with, not till you'd notice. Then you
mean Frank didn't send you.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Here too effect a reunion? Yeah? No, you're lying.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Fink's crazy about me.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
If he is, he certainly got us both fools and
please don't writ me.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I couldn't take it.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
What did tink haveet to say?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Why should have stopped chasing him? Yeah, it's awfully bad
for his nerves. It's quite a scary gat him tonight?
Whence you start trailing us?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I don't know what you're talking about it?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
What's you in that car?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I haven't done out of What was your doorman for me?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
If you think I'd run after a meat ball like
Frank Vargas, you're crazy. I can't even stand him. All
I have to do is whistle, and I could have
a million guys and.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
With more money too.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Sure, sure you could island to stay away from France.
I tell you I hate him.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
I'd like to see him dead if I could get
my hands on him. Just stand he talked to him
for me when he told him, won't be jealous anymore or.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Do anything or what? He wouldn't have your back on
a bed?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh he is, I'll show him.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I know what he's sent up to.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
I saw him tonight in front of him.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, go on things. Nothing.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Just tell mister Vargus the lady.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
He's gonna request it for every sleepless night I spend.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
He's gonna spend a hundred that's the story, Frank. I
got the impression Eileen was kind of peeved with him,
so it was hurt in that car. That would be
my gift. What are you gonna do about it? I'll
take care of it when when I'm good and ready.

(09:16):
And then there's something you don't realize, Frank. And there's
something you don't realize, Daniels. You're working for me.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Get smart and you'll be out.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Do we understand each other?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
By the time you got almost tent?

Speaker 2 (09:27):
I wonder what's keeping that domainter? I don't think Betty
Lou would like hearing you call her that.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
When I need your advice and how to handle women,
I'll let you know. Call downstairs.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Imagine that must be the little lady not get it?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Since you ask so nicely, you Frank Vargas huh at
him out just the second you you Vargus, Who are
you see now? Ma' oh yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Maybe you know my brother Leah. I'll sure you do.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Frank, he's the boy they called it. You keep out
of this mischief. Throw him out, Daniels. I asked you something, Vargas.
You know my brother, just to say hello to but
if bye goodbye? Uh huh he was shot a couple
of hours ago? Or haven't you heard she's dead? No,

(10:18):
might just as well be completely paralyzed.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Paralyzed. What do you know about it? Nothing story, Denny? No, see,
I got a tip you were looking for little tonight?
Who says, never mind? What do you want him for?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I didn't want it for anything. Whoever says I did
is full of belooney. If you're lying, Vargus s cut
it out?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Try to kill my brother?

Speaker 5 (10:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Who did? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Will you be in around one o'clock tonight?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Why?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Because I may want to talk to you again.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
If you think I'm staying here, yes, I do.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
You know what's good for you?

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Won't move?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
I come back.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Just remember that.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
You know something, Craig. I think mister Mayo meant every
word he said. Get out? Why what's the matter?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
You know?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
What a great help?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Why did you stop him?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Well, I'll be perfectly honest, I didn't think of it,
but I'm glad I stifled the impulse because it confirms
the suspicion of mine. Yeah, you're not so tough, you
think so?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
I know so?

Speaker 6 (11:16):
And if a guy like you can get along. I
think I'll go in business for myself. It'll be sorry
if they think they can push me.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
What are you doing, Betty? What's your own fault thing?
If you're gonna squirm like that, I'm not gonna be
able to fix that out. How does it look?

Speaker 2 (11:39):
You just wait till I finished with the power.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Oh black Eyn know you're still a handsome at thing
in New York. But that ilean door. It was crazy
to let you get away?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Who told you about I live?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
But you're not gonna get away from me?

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Got me a baby?

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Oh, ain't I change?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
They used to stay back home?

Speaker 3 (12:04):
There wasn't a man born who could turn Betty Loomos's head.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Oh is it down there? Downwhere where you come from Georgia?

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Oh oh, it's just wonderful, Frank, you'd really love this.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Okay, we'll leave tonight, but first we go to California.
I got some business there. I want you to get
two tickets on the.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Chief should I couldn't even such short notice.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Why not? But I got my career to think.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
I professor needels.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Don't make me live. As soon as you pick up
the tickets, give me a ring, I'll tell you where
to meet me. Well, what are you waiting for?

Speaker 3 (12:37):
What?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I don't have any money?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Oh well, remember that envelope I gave you last Saturday?
How did you know what was?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Where's that dog you know who tells me get go on, getritt.
You'd better be back before twelve thirty, because if I
got to come looking.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
For you, you go to lose more than that accent.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Your order, please, my order? Please. This is Frank Vargas
in two ninety.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yes, mister, yes, mister Vargus.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
What's the matter with you people? Anyhow? I asked you
to send up the barber an hour ago. I'm sure
he must be on his way. How's he coming by?
Phony Express?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Listen to you?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
If that guy is nup yet? Holiday?

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Okay, okay, he certainly took you. Oh hi, Mike, Hi had.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
No it's funny for me to meet him here at
your lunconet.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
It doesn't sound like his mine's on food.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
He's yours. M right. I'll tell you, I don't really
know coll it with a bottle. They got me all hot,
and I don't think I'm very hungry. Mike. I know
just the thing, boy, just the thing to perk up
your interest you, I sure do.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
The pretty blonder for that coolest, coolest.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Crispiest, greenest salad you ever ate? A fine, That's what
I mean, Mike. A salad like that is fine for
perking up your appetite. And Mike, I'll make it with
miracle whip, my adolic exciting. You really mean it, Mike,
I wouldn't joke about that.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
You know.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
The salad dressing is one of the important things to
consider when you make a salad, and miracle Whip is.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
The right salad dressing to consider.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Because it makes salad taste better than ever.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
The folks in craft tell me it's made from a
secret recipe. That's why it tastes so different than good.
Gives salad a peppy flavor, you know, and not too
peppy either.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
I'd say it makes them taste just ripe, wouldn't you. Oh? Yes, Yes,
that'solutely why I say that all the time. They taste
just strike with miracle WHI why millions of folks think so, Mike.
That's why miracle Whip is America's favorite tali dressing. Sure,
did you know that more Miracle Whip is sold than
the next twenty leading brands combined.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Mike, huh oh, gee, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
I was thinking about that pretty blonde, cool green salad
there you mentioned before.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Fixed me one, huh?

Speaker 1 (15:21):
I how about one of you a.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Super deluxe hamburger too?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Okay, Mike, you're forgiven. Miracle whip is at the swell
salad dressing. I guess I get carried away sometimes I
see that, the hamburger and the salad. Hey, that sounds
pretty good, Ed, I suppose you fix that for me too.
We'll do.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh, by time, Corbett, you know how long I've been waiting.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
While I was detained.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
You know Steve's may Oh why I hear tell he
was up to see you yesterday. Hey. He wanted to
know who might have gone to his brother Lippy.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Did you help him out?

Speaker 5 (15:49):
No?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Why not? Because I was afraid of what he might
do if he ever caught up with the character.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Well, of course, I've got no proof, but I heard
it was Frank Bargain.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
That's what I heard too. Apparently everybody was in on
the news, so I don't suppose Steve had much trouble
finding it out. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Vargas was killed an hour ago?

Speaker 4 (16:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (16:08):
Yes, and you think Steve Mayo. Uh huh is he
in the brig?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah, I got to see him, corpor What about the food?
And I don't have to keep it for us right now?
There's something more important we've got to do. Hi, Steve, Mike, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I thought i'd look in on you.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
I appreciate it. I uh just been talking to Hard
and Corbett. I can imagine what he said. I'd like
to help this, Steve, I saidenly could use it. Did
you kill Frank Vargas? What do you think you were
looking for him? No?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
I wasn't look Steve.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
You came tonight. I wasn't looking for Vargas. I just
asked if you knew anybody who might have shot Lippy.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
He didn't know.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Well, you could have learned somewhere else. According to his
boy Daniel, you were up to see him tonight.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
I was just taking pot luck.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Who tipped you that Vargas Smarto shot your brother. I
don't exactly remember, can you remember approximately? No, well, you
happen to recall that it was a male or female? Steve,
You're not being very helpful.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
I'm sorry, Mike, but I'm not going to involve innocent people.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
You don't want to go ahead with what you've got
without God, You've given me absolutely nothing to go on. Well,
he told me the Falconer was the guy who that
makes something out of nothing. Let's see you approve it? Yes,

(17:38):
how do you do?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Where do you want?

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Well? It all depends you, Eileen doing? Oh not like
a few minutes a good time? Are you wearing his name?
Mike wearing? Oh I'm not the falcon Oh no, I
know it pays to advertised. Hey, don't tell me you're
drinking alone. You don't improve Hull when you can have

(18:01):
company of yourself.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Oh, isn't this cozy?

Speaker 3 (18:08):
In? It's on your mind?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Anyone on out?

Speaker 2 (18:13):
I think?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
So?

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Have they heard of a gentleman named Frank Vargas?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
What about him?

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Well, he's a late unlamented.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Is that supposed to be a hot flash? No?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I was sure you must have seen the papers. A
matter of fact, that's where I pick up your name.
I think I read something about your carrying a tork.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
That's a lie.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Wow, I'm sure it is.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Ileen. My man don't have to be out of his
mind to give up a girl like you. But then
some men don't know when they're well off.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Say that again.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Sure, Frank must have been crazy to let that. Uh
what's your name again?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Hey, look what are you up to.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
I'm just trying to find out if you nurse any
grievances me.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Don't make me laugh. Oh I had the doors to
pick up that phone and Frank had come running back.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Well, then you wouldn't be the one who kill them.
That's got the police nabbed the manage it you mean
Steve's mail? No, it's a funny thing, Aileen, is it?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah? I think so, because all of sudden the papers
was that the police were holding an unidentified suspect. They
didn't mention.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Names, soup soap. That forces me to one conclusion.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
You must have been the one who tipped off Steve
mayl Advardas did that job.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
And looked at get off.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
You couldn't get out of here if I thought for
one minute, you certainly did. All right, Eileen, I'll give
you another chance when you're.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Tempering your aim improved.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Welcome home, Betty little have you get in here?

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Donnie?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
I told the room clerk I was your brother from
the south. What Yeah, you should have heard me, honey,
Can you all tell me all. Well, yeah, but that's
all I got, Betty, You've got a lot more.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
That nasty stuff? Money? Money, m hm. Last time I
spoke to Frank Vargas, he told me you were holding
a bottle for him, but I returned it when I.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Didn't see where that's any of your business, mister Daniel.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
No, I guess that considered the hitting of police business.
When the cops found his body, there wasn't a dime
on him.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
You think you're pretty smart, smart enough, Well you're not
as clever as you believe. No, No, did I tell
the police you had a falling out with Frank.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Oh you wouldn't do that, would you, sugar plum mm.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Tme on Buddys Frank's row.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
And I'll give it to you if you don't stop
playing games.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Now, where's that doe? It was that Mike wearing Daniels?
Who Mike wearing? Just a second? Okay, come in hello, Denny.

(21:03):
Well it brings you down this neck of the woods.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Well, it's a long story.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
You better say it than I'm catching the nine o'clock claims.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
For Saint Louis.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Well, sir, I just still that a half horn and
I wanted to talk to you for some time about
one Frank Vargas's murder.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Don't tell me you're working for that Steve Mayo character.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yep, Well, lots of luck. I'm gonna need more than that.
You used to know Vargust pretty well.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
You might even say we were inseparable. Well, who do
you think killed him?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
What a bunch of clients? You naturally can't expect me
to go for that. Then, I don't know what you're
gonna do. Worry, you can't suggest anyone else. Nope, you
know there's a slight floor on your story, Denny, Yeah,
we should show me where. Well, if you and Frank
were inseparable, we were, then how come you let Steve
Mayo bounce him around?

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:47):
We all make mistakes. Yeah, that was yours because the
police might think you wanted to see Frank get hurt.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Do you think when Mayo didn't do it for me,
I did it myself, you claimed, with no one else
in the picture. Go on, get out.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
That thing loaded it is, and I'd be within my
rights if I pluge.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
You're trespassing here? How do I know You're not a bugler?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Where am I? You do know your rights.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Maybe we can work out a deal. Cut it out, you, Chirk,
you would try a stunt like that? Operator, get me
the police. I just shot a buglet. Well right now,

(22:34):
I'd venture a guest. But Dan Daniels will never win
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Adventures of the Falcon. Four hours have passed since Mike

(23:40):
Wearing was shot by Danny Daniels. And now as we
find the falcon, don't be much the worse for wear. Hey,
how do you feel Nike rotten?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Thanks? I can't move my right arm, No wonder, it's
in a sling. Huh, you'll never learn. I'll llow you
two to one. You'll be doing the same thing again
next week. What hospital is this anyway?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Hospital that you recognize a prison infirmary when you see
in what well you know, breaking and enterings, a penal offense,
breaking an interest. That's what the man claimed Daniels. Huh, listen, sergeant,
I got this whole thing figured out to look. Why
don't you just relax? Daniels killed Frank Vargas. Where's your proof?
But what else would he plug me for? He thought

(24:20):
you were a thief?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Are you? I might consider it if I thought the
rest of the force wasn't smarter than you.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
I'll tell you. Danny killed Vargas.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
I can prove.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
But how Vargas gave Eiland deither he hope for another girl?
So so Daniels denied that Frank had anyone else on
the string. Now why would he say that this other
girl must have seen Danny kill Frank? It'll be the
best reason of all to keep her out of this.
It makes sense. I already got to do is find her. Oh,
that's the easiest thing in the world. Her name is
Betty Lou Morse. How do you know that.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Well, contrary the.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Popular belief, we do work occasionally. Well, that's a cinch.
All they got to do is get this Betty Lou
to talk. No, that's a part that's going to be tough.
Even you couldn't get anything out of this girl. Oh
don't tell me, all right, I won't. But in case
the guy in the.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Next bed's curious, she's dead. Yeah, hello Ileen?

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Well well, well are you back again?

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yes? Indeed, only this time I brought the sergeant along.
How do you do now?

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Look, I don't have to sense put out in your arm.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Oh, you aren't the only one who tossed things. My
way to day and the other party's anim was better.
And I listen. If you're going to.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Start asking me questions again about Frank murder, I still
got the same answer. I don't know anything about it.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
What about belly little moose that he knew moose?

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, she was killed with the same gun. I don't
even know the girl.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Well, you know she picked up with bargains where you
left off.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
I didn't kill him, No one says you did.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
All the Sergeant, that I want you to do is
clean up a couple of loose And what makes you
think I can You tipped off Steve Mayo that Varga
shot his brother Lyppy. I was just guessing, Oh you weren't.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
It was too close, all right.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
I was following Frank around yesterday when I saw him
pull up at the Sixtied Club.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
What time was this trund? A quarter of eight?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Danny got out of the cart a.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Few minutes later on he can shop?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Well, then Daniels was the one who gunned Lippy, not Vargins. Yes, well,
I guess that doesn't Mike. After Daniels did that job
on Lippy, he must have had a run in with
Frank and gave him the same medicine, only in a
stronger dose. Hey, I better get a want it out
on him. You better. And it's for you, young lady.
We're gonna have to hold you as a material witness. Yeah,
I know I must to bother her with that, Sergeant.

(26:39):
What's the matter, Mike, You know the law that's the
point I'm trying to make. You want to hold Eileen.
Why not make it for murder?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
What are you talking about? They've been giving Daniels too
much credit.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
He shot Lippy, but you killed Vargas and Buddy Lou, Moose,
Madison and fifty nine first Rothern. Hey my, you weren't
kidding about Eileen killing Frank Vargas? Of course not. Why

(27:12):
did he do it?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
He was crazy about him to a great way to
show it. Let me brush her off? What about Betty Lou? Morrise?
If Aileen murdered Franks, she certainly wasn't gonna let her
rival get off scott free.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Now you know you told me me, Yes, you said
both Vargas and Betty were kill with the same gun.
So oh that eliminated Steve Mayo and Daniels. I can
see Mayo he was in the brig, But how do
you figure Daniels. Look what time was Betty Lou killed?
Like I said, eight thirty? And you remember when I
went up to visit Daniels. He claimed he was going
to make a nine o'clock flight and he had a
half hour to kill.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Sure if Daniels was pumping.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Lead into you at eight thirty. He couldn't be doing
it to Betty Loo that leaves on the isleens. Why,
how simple that an? You've heard the question? Yeah, yeah,
How do you account for the fact.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Daniels didn't kill you? Luck of the Irish?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Oh? You call that luck? With that right arm and excling?
What good are you for the next week? That's your
drinking in romance in arm, isn't it? Yep? And you're
better off dead.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Oh had this compensation? That's also my check grabbing arms.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
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(28:34):
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(29:07):
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