April 21, 2025 • 26 mins
Buckle up for a wild ride on Comedy Quick Hits with Opie! This episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity featuring Theo Von’s hilarious rants, Danny McBride’s outrageous stories, and Dave Navarro’s epic tale of being stuck in an elevator for over an hour. Joined by Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, Sherrod Small, Chris D’Elia, and Matt Pinfield, the crew dives into everything from Kobe Bryant’s final game to Steve Miller’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame drama. Expect unfiltered humor, bizarre tangents, and a touch of chaos as these comedy heavyweights bring the heat. Don’t miss the funniest podcast episode you’ll hear all week! Subscribe now and join the madness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sexy as all hell.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Uh, you obviously would click follow immediately if you saw
a picture like that on social media.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
No question.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
But then, uh, you know your comment about this or that,
and now you're slut shaming?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
How did that? Doesn't make sense? This pitch is incredible.
I would take to be gay.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
This would be like a makeup artist makeup on you,
but you're on your But.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Who was your vice principal growing up? Never never met
him once, so don't remember his name?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
What names?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
What we had?
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Raleigh Coleman, dude, his brother had the most beautiful afro
with the J carl.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
He kind of like to like point to me when
you's a black dude.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
Huh, how would you know the name of your vice principal?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You're gonna get in trouble to get noticed. That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
He had speakers and it's trump too to do with dope.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
The principal name was mister Coleman. I I don't know
his first name. In uh middle school?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
That beautiful man, beautiful man, I'm beautiful.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
Look at her the sneakers, Yeah, she just has sneakers
on naked with Man, you're gonna be a little cold
today if you walk outside like that.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Forever.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
How about how about I go back to foot fist way.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, that was beautiful and that's when he talked Karate
too as well.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
And uh my, actually they played uh they played Eastbounding
down at my cousin's funeral too.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I want to watch.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I think that has had it on the background. Somebody
was watching it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Some country ship right TV on his dead chest.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'm the v by the way. And also we have
the same blood types.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
If you ever need a donor, hits your boy up
and I'm saying I'll ounce you through the male dog,
I will ounce you through the mail.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Oh yeah, praise God.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Alright, Wow, it's funny ship.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I love dannymit Bride.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Dude, who doesn't. He's He's incredible.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
What's your sperm count, Danny? I'm actually curious about this
because time.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
Find out.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Kobe Bryant's last fucking game.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, well, they let him score sixty points.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Sixty points baby on the way out. He stayed selfish,
not like Kobe.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
So they turned him into that that Oh wow, how
do I say this?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
They turned him into that kid that you see at
the high school football games where they let.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
Him hard, right, the kid that makes nine three pointers
because they let him that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, no, usually those kids can shoot the lights about
the football, the full long legdown, let him score a touchdowns.
They lay down or a kid in a wheelchair, and
they want to give him his moments to the game.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
They turned Kobe into a wheelchair.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Kids into a wheelchair kid left.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
There's no way he scored sixty without them looking the
other way for a bunch of little shots.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
He was the only one way in the uniform last night.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
The rest who played in jean shots because they knew
it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It wasn't playing defense. Black Rudy, that's black rot.
Speaker 9 (02:53):
He's black Rudy.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
They black rudy though they black rood.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I'm on this new adult lesbian diet, dude, it's oh yeah,
it's very hardy.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
What's on?
Speaker 6 (03:08):
What's on the menu for that?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Mostly meats a lot of just some like angry, lot
of brittle, all right, a.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Lot of brittle.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I wouldn't think.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I wouldn't think meat would be on a lesbian diet.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
They're dark.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
They hain't meat in the dark. Some of them meet
me a lot of in the heart of a lesbian.
Speaker 10 (03:25):
Passed.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
But anyway, he did die, dude.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
They turned him into that kid.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
They really did, Like, oh, I can't catch off to
the wheelchair kid.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
He's like, can we get ice cream after this?
Speaker 11 (03:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You, yeah, you can have some ice cream.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That shop used.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That ship used to bother me and we used to
get a few of those year and then Jimmy woke
me up.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
It's just one fucking play for the kid.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Alright.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
I didn't know what.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You're right.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
We have the guy in our hometown.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Kid will never fucking forget that moment yet.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
And I'm yelling and scream like an idiot about us.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
You're right. They put some kid up and let him
lay up in the boat.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
He's like, God, damn it, hurt joy smack that bring
that weak ship out of here.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Can one fucking play?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
All right?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
He gets to, you know, across the.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Field, ruble boy.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Working the straw with your mouth, and I'm having a problem.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You're upset about it, You're upset about good life.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
What's wrong about We got Dave Navarro coming in. His
documentary is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
We're gonna get it to the bottom of it. He
was on America's Most Wanted Well as a child. Yeah,
because that whole case went down before he was famous,
and then his mom's killer. His mom was murdered, his
mom and his aunt.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's what this whole thing is about, and really fucked
up Dave Navarro's life, sucked it up, and then the
killer was wash on the lamb or.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Whatever for eight years.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
So when he was famous in Jane's Addiction and he's
traveling all over the place, He's like, I was a
little freaked out. I didn't know where this fucking guy was.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
He got still out there.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Wow, yeah, that's scary. Ship.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Then they finally got him and he's doing life and uh,
Dave Navarro went and actually parked him in prison and
we're trying.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
To get him.
Speaker 12 (05:24):
It takes that long to get a pass to get
into the building. I mean I I have passes because
it worked to you.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
But yeah, it takes a minute. Yeah, they'd be like,
I can't find your name. Let me try it again. Oh,
there it is. It's like, so it's always been his stupid.
Speaker 9 (05:35):
I got an apostrophe in my name so it never
shows off.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Fuck that. Oh yeah, how did you live with that ship? Dude?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I tell you those apostrophe names I know, right, Fuck
uh Navarro was very suicidal. He used to send pictures
to his friends with his toe on a fucking oh
no on the trigger of uh.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Miss and ship. He would that around.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I mean, if you want to go, that's what you
like musically, that's the that's the that's the way you do.
Speaker 13 (06:06):
Shotgun in mouth.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Shotgun in the mouth. You gotta cobay in it. That's
bad ass. That's the way, badass. It'll be some pussy.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Don't pop pills and wait for something to happen nature.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, Norton.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Joe Norton used to have that joke in his act
Norton Jim Norton years ago, out of joking about the
girl blindfolding him and doing all the sexy stuff, and
she's like, put your fingers here, put your toe here,
put your fingers here, put your mouth here, and all
of a sudden he opened.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Up one eye.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
It was a shotgun.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
And it's Norton joke from like that, I'm ruining that.
I'm totally ruining his act.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
I remember asking my dad when I was younger. I'd
be like, Yo, Dad, can I can we when I
come in a dog? Can we get rid? Of the Apostrophe.
He was like, no, you'll be proud of it one day.
I'm so I'm waiting.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Day Navarro. If you're just tuning in, is uh.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
He was on his way up to do our show
here and he got stuck in the elevator and he's
been in there forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Still there, Okay, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That's the last update I got, because I'm sure he
would walk right in.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Because it's got his and his and his thing has
eighty eight, eight hundred and eighty eight likes on Instagram,
So yeah, they.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Like the fact that he's stuck in an elevator again.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Now he's got nine hundred.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
He's got four more tattoos since he's been in an elevator.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
As long as I'm in here, give me an elevator
on my shoulder.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Actually looks like it's fun to be homeless.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah, it's like Montreal. It's like, yeah, it seems like
I walked through that park.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
And see the packs of homeless people hanging out as
a group.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yes, having a good old time.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
That's how Central Park used to look at the turn
of nineteenth Centrally.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I would imagine it was the same type of vibe,
but they cleaned up Central Park.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Now, if you're homeless, you got to go solo.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I'm assumed this is big news that he got a
big rock star stuck in an elevator to be in
York City, right, Yeah, I think that the words probably spreading.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
He's still there.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Let's check a hashtag or something.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
He told uh, he told our people that the elevator
actually fell a few floors.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, fell a few floors.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
If you could feel that ship.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
People pay for that, like you know, arnor Boles.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
There's crowd well, so as you know, hit the bottom
like this would be fun.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Exactly wanted he this movie it and fucking go up
to the top the hatch.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You always think there's a hatch. Is there a hatch?
If he did that? And then Harrison Ford was out.
Speaker 12 (08:29):
There woman and stuck in an elevators pregnant.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Girls a girl balls using her butthole on there. Did
you see that video?
Speaker 10 (08:44):
No?
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I wonder if it's slutshaming.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What was he doing a butthole?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
She could pop fucking balls out of her buttthole and
do a little bowling action.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
It's pretty impressive.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, I gotta see that.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
My friend was in the Philippines.
Speaker 13 (09:00):
He was a marine and the lady took one of
those plastic easter eggs and had it in her pussy
and she and then she popped it out, and when
she popped it out, it popped open and a dove
flew out.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (09:12):
She wanted dove inside the easter egg and put that
in her pussy and then popped them both out and
had it timed where when the egg popped out, it
would also pop open and the dove would fly away.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
And that was her closer.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
That was good. Not everybody Asians know how to add.
I don't say that's slut shame. And that's a talent, right,
That's a guy.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
That is a gift that should be on American's got.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That was called the number three and it came to
Fried Reds. Hey, while I I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Mad in here, what do you know about Steve Miller
all bitter and ship with the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Are you up on this in general? Tell me what
he said? Is he not in the rock and roll
Hall of Fame?
Speaker 10 (09:42):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Well, he was criticizing and everybody the industry.
Speaker 12 (09:46):
And I think the thing with Steve Miller's I mean you, guys,
you started playing guitar when he was five, taking lessons
from Les Paul.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
All right, so Jesus Jesus Joe Jackson.
Speaker 12 (09:59):
Exactly lessons when he was five.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 12 (10:06):
And you know what else when he wrote the Joker,
the reason why, Well, what happened was he got a
car accident. It was the same thing with Dennis, like Dennis,
and he got both legs. So he just he basically
was laid up for a long time. He wasn't having success,
but he back then. Of course, the record companies didn't
drop you after two albums. He had like five albums out,
so did Bob Seger on Capitolis. Guys had so many
(10:27):
records out.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Oh, he was already successful when he broke his like yeah,
when he broke his legs.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
But he wasn't. It was only regionally successful, you know.
Speaker 12 (10:33):
So what happened was he was at a party and
he wrote the Joker more more as a joke, I mean,
the song was and then he looked at him and
you should record that song, and that became his first
number one records. He was literally entertaining friends, just falling around, Yeah,
just falling around.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
It's even weird or I got an update on Dave Navarro.
They have now shut down all.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
The elevators in the building.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Come on, for real, they're trying to get him. In
the fuck out.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
Video, Dave LaVar was stuck in an elevator and had the.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
JI come and acts on the door.
Speaker 9 (11:05):
So that was after an hour and a half because
like the manager was the fire departments.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Like the only one.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Man, I feel. I feel for him, guys.
Speaker 12 (11:16):
I couldn't have lasted that long with like how you
talking about s and pen everywhere. I would have had
the game kid at that water bottle.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I would be you know, I would even try to
hide it.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I was smearrit of my ass on the walls like
it was locked up NBC, Like I'm fucking solitary and
lock up.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Art. Yeah right, I think guys. He used to do
that once in a while and then all the time. Yeah,
wood poop and smarried on the wall. That's that's what
he was. Tommy Lee was about.
Speaker 9 (11:47):
That one time I got I was here, I got
to New York, uh, and it was early. I was
jet laged, and I was like, let's get up early.
You know, comedians, we don't get up early and then
I went to take a walk and I got a
little don't or a christ thing with an egg thing,
and the second I fucking bit into it, my stomach
was like and I was like, is that from the
It can't be from the.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
What I just ate?
Speaker 9 (12:08):
I was like, I'd be fine. I took a few
more steps and then I just I had to run
back to the soho grand I ran back. I got
there and it was like when I was in the elevator,
I was like, come on, maybe please, I got this.
I got this, man, I got this. I was just
just talking to myself. The elevator doors open. I was like, okay, okay,
come on, I'm running. As I'm running down the hallway,
(12:29):
I'm I'm unbuckling my pants.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I get my key.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
I open up the door, and in my hotel room,
there was the door and then beyond that was the
bathroom door. So it was like it was like the
door and then you were looking at the bathroom door.
So I opened up the hotel room door and my
bathroom door was open. Okay, And the second you see
the toilet, you're you're fuck you know, It's like it's
like a three second countdown. Right, So so my pants
(12:54):
are already coming down, right, And I did this move
where I shouldn't even have looked at the toilet. I
should have just kept my closed and just for the best.
But I ran in and as I ran in, you're
not gonna be able to it's hard to explain, but
you didn't see this. So the toilet was here and
I walked in. I see the I ran in, and
I did this spin move to try and get on
(13:14):
the toilet like this right.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
So as I'm doing.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
It, it's out like.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
As I spin.
Speaker 9 (13:23):
As I'm spinning, it's it's just unloading.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
And it went all It went all the wall.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
It went all over the wall and I and I
and the rest of it got in the toilet. But
it was the best worst shitting story.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
It was unbelievable. So you put those pants in that
garment like plastic bag and it didn't hit me.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
It didn't hit my pants at it hit the wall.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
And then I had to clean it up a little bit.
But that explains that ship. Though once a while you
see it's.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Spraying on a wall somewhere that was me, and you
can't imagine how that is possible.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
Yeah, rockets, it rockets out sometimes.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Right, Yeah, I understand now, mister Navarro, is this you?
Speaker 10 (14:05):
This is me. I'm calling from your building.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I got a full house here.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Wow, I got a lot of people in studio where
we were all excited.
Speaker 10 (14:14):
To Matt's still in there.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, I'm still here, Danfield, still here.
Speaker 14 (14:18):
I was.
Speaker 10 (14:19):
I was looking forward to an inn here. Yeah, it's
going to happen.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I hope it's gonna happen. Dave, you know, yeah, go ahead, Dave.
Oh no, yeah.
Speaker 10 (14:31):
Man on the.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Moon, yeah, sixteen can't get a I have a feeling
you're saying, we can get a man to the moon,
but we can't get someone out of an elevator.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I think that's what he's saying.
Speaker 10 (14:42):
Yeah, it is what I said, Sae.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, Dave, I'm so sorry you're dealing with. Is that
the firefighters downstairs right now? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (14:50):
Firefighters downstairs. And I'm feeling the elevator move right now.
So either I'm coming soon or I'm dying.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Cable waiting for you, man, I really can't wait to
see you. Elevant up. Well, high way to heaven. Well,
how do you think we feel we can't get down? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:08):
We might have to walk. Yeah, that's gonna be inconvenience
for us. That's right.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Stairs, we might have to do the stairs.
Speaker 10 (15:15):
I'm not doing that no way. Uh. Anyway, guys, if
I don't get yep, when the don't open, step out.
Thanks for the instruction.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yes, oh that was wonderful. That was the biggest laugh
show man. Good job from the elevator. You get the
biggest laugh today.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
But in California's man, we didn't get the Steve Millers
story right. We're leaving out so much ship, I guess,
butch in California, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
He mentioned that they wanted him to the Hall of Fame.
People wanted him to sign several waivers, which included at
HBO waivers is signing away rights for viewings and ship
and uh and so on top of that, when Steve
Miller said how many guests can I bring, they said, well,
(16:13):
you just get a plus one plus one you and
you can bring your wife. And he said, well, what
about my daughter or somebody else? And they said, well
a third seed is ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
He wanted if he wanted to bring two other people,
twenty thousand bucks. And then they're hitting them up for
waivers and ship.
Speaker 12 (16:35):
Telling you kids, he can't come, and I don't get
that one at all.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
If you're going out kids, right and you get a
whole group of see yeah exactly and you exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's like, because we're paying for tickets to be in
the upper afters.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Of well, if his parent was alive, like a MoMA,
so he can bring his mother or his wife.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
And Steve Miller he.
Speaker 8 (16:56):
Even talked about his band. It's sounded like that they
weren't were not I give him tickets for his band
to come up.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Now they're as if that's the case. You're definitely filled
in the blanks. Yeah, that was good. That was a
good informative call.
Speaker 8 (17:09):
Th very important enjoying the show.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
You can be so lucky when you go to kog
Bat Penfield an informative.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
That's a great call.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
Thanks the elevator.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, we're just filling in now. This was supposed to
be our Dave Navarro time. He's still in elevator as unbelievable.
I think, so you got it.
Speaker 15 (17:29):
Well, the whole process needs to be changed, from the
top to the bottom. Doesn't need to be this hard.
There's nothing fancy going on out there that requires all
of this stuff. They need to get their legal work straight.
They need to respect the artists. They say they're honoring,
which they don't. I don't have any of my paperwork
(17:50):
as signed. I have no licensing agreements with these people.
They're trying to steal footage. They're trying to make me
indemnify them. When they told me I was inducted, they said,
you can have two tickets, one for your wife and
one for yourself one another one. It's ten thousand dollars. Sorry,
that's the way it goes. He said, I'm playing here.
(18:12):
What about my band? What about their wives? What about
they make this so unpleasant? Wow that they came this close.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
They can't. You know, we're not gonna wrap this one.
I'm only to wrap you up. Good for you. You
go sit down over there.
Speaker 15 (18:30):
And ruin something.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
So here's here's what you need to know.
Speaker 15 (18:36):
This is how close this whole show came to not
happening because of the way the artists were actually being treated.
Right now till I'll wrap it up right now.
Speaker 10 (18:46):
Looks like we are getting mobilized as we speak. I'm
stuck in here, yeah with two hot ladies. I gotta
tell you, Yeah, it's not been the worst morning.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It's like a music video for you.
Speaker 10 (19:00):
Now I'm gonna get lucky. Okay, so do you am?
I running out of time? Should I still come up there?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (19:06):
No, we'll no come on, come on up, We'll go late.
Speaker 10 (19:10):
I'm telling you this is this has been a pretty
eventful day. But yeah, what I was saying earlier was
that in nineteen sixteen and we put two men on
the moon while Mike Collins orbited the moon. Right, yet
in twenty sixteen sucking the elevators unbelievable And how do
(19:31):
you guys work in a building like this?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Well, we're just we're just happy it didn't happen to
us on the way in today.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah, helicopters, so he comes down anyway.
Speaker 10 (19:40):
I will say that the fire department has been awesome
and they have been communicating with us, and these guys
are the real deal man.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Not to mention so fuckable.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
Real heroes. Hey, let's not forget through the real hero right, Yeah, absolutely,
in a little bit for coming out.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
All right, what was the thing when when they went
to the Grammys? What band?
Speaker 9 (20:04):
And then they showed up and then it got the
award and then the only thing they said was this
award means absolutely nothing to me. The dude from Rush
went up there and said, blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah it wasn't that.
Speaker 9 (20:14):
That's way better, by the way, Yeah that's the version.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I really liked that. That's hilarious. What was that though?
I vaguely remember. I think that was Alex Slicer from Rush.
Was it pro Jam?
Speaker 9 (20:25):
It might have been might have been pro, It might
have been pro.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, this is it.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Let me hear this.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
This is it.
Speaker 14 (20:33):
I hate to start off with a bang. I'm gonna
say something typically me on behalf of all of this.
I don't know what this means. I don't think it
means anything. Yeah, that's just how I feel. There's too many,
too many bands, and you've heard.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It all before.
Speaker 14 (20:46):
But uh, my dad would have liked it. My dad
died before I got to know him. He would have
liked it. So that's why I'm here.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I already know you didn't know. Thanks.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeah, Dave Lavarro gets stuck in elevator, but Ridge vos
right in her.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Right every time. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I just got text from some friends on the way
to the Keys to swim at the Dolphins open on
the radio, Hope Navarrow gets out of the elevator.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Showing me a video of them swimming. They glad that
they're driving right now.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Nice now swim with dolphins, only to swim with the
girl from show Girls.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Bring it back. Have you seen that scene yet, that
Chris scene from the pool. Yeah, he does. That's very weird.
It's the weird. Is that what you guys are talking about?
Why just do that?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Was that like you thought that's what she should my
mind with sex and sexy? Yeah, because she wasn't.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Really you think for real that's what you thought. I mean,
I'm sure we don't know. I'm sure we can't figure
out what what brought.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I just run it up in conversation yesterday that I
have to show open a video because.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He didn't remember the video.
Speaker 9 (21:58):
I totally remember that that that part is actually stuck
in my head.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
It's so weird. We get to see it again. So far,
so far, this is good, this is good, but this
is bad.
Speaker 9 (22:07):
But this I'd be like, Okay, I'm not gonna come.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
You know, it's too weird. It's too weird. Then it
gets weird though.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, she's when she has her head being slammed back
into the pool over.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
And over again with a waterfall hitting her.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
It makes me that's weird.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
No, that's what a child would say. Hey, what do
you think it is? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (22:34):
I don't like that as like a white person. Yeah,
I think it like people will think that that aren't
white will look at.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Me like, is that how white people do it? Yeah?
I think we gotta shut down Sea World. I think
they're right, But the end is nice. To kiss that metal.
That's funny. I knew exactly what you were talking about.
Birthday's on my fucking skull again. You're gonna get me
my picture with you too. I'm gonna get that done.
(23:00):
I promise you I would do that. Said that I
will when they come back and do the stadium Touria.
Oh yeah, that's all right. You know I haven't forgotten that.
I was.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, I got I got a boss that doesn't give
a fuck. Well, you two did a town hall and
they've always been one of my always been one of
my you know number They did a little he got here,
gotcha and they got me and it was which was nice.
It was about fifty or sixty of us in the
room and the whole band was there.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
And stuff, and I I never asked, and I asked, I,
you know, I don't ask them much. I want a
picture with the band?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah, And why why are you about that? Why? Why
is that bad? Huh? Why is that bad? Why are
you saying like I asked? Because it didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Oh, it didn't happen. My bottle said, absolutely not, it was.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
It wouldn't have been a problem whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
The main guy, he was in there in the.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Fish taking up his picture with the band. I mean,
he's a big deal around here. And then a couple
other people. All I had to do is go, hey,
could take one more.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
He knew how employed it was to me. Yeah, And
it didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
And then I watched the band that I've loved my
entire life walk out to the freight.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Elevator and get stuck.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
One of the Doobie Brothers blasted the rock and Roll
Hall of Fame. Which Dooby which.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
One?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
They ain't related, but they Doobie brother Yeah, Scott of Virginia.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
Earlier this week I heard it about the Doobie Brothers.
Speaker 16 (24:26):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
The guy wanted to bring his grandmother or something, and
he was blasting the Hall of fame real good.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Wow, why did they get a bigger venue?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
I mean, obviously you want to bring the fucking.
Speaker 12 (24:37):
Family Coliseum in Greece whatever he wrote. Seriously, I agree,
it's your family, the people you love. You want them
to experience you being honored for the thing you dedicated.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
You like to Yes, the kids, you just tell your
grandma you were she was there.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
When your kids tell your kids that you can't, you
could just say you can tell your grandma, wasn't that
a great night last night?
Speaker 6 (24:57):
She'll be confused for a second, but she'll go with it.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
She'll be all right, it was fun. I got an
end for you. My good friend Amy Schumer's friends with
Bono the thing now friends with Bono. Yeah, mentioned her,
He mentioned it the other day.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
He has a way of taking out Isis with jokes.
Speaker 11 (25:14):
Right, the first people that then the Weimer that they
Adolf Hitler throughout of Germany with the Datus and the Surrealus.
It's like you speak violence, you speak their.
Speaker 16 (25:28):
Language, but you laugh at them when they're goose stepping
down the street, and it takes away their power. So
I'm I'm suggesting that the Senate sending Amy Schumer and.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Chris Rock and Sasha Barnco.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Is that that's cool? Don't even know how to take like,
what does happen? That's weird as ship.
Speaker 17 (25:54):
Dave Navarro making his way into the studio. Amazing, brought
up Dave Navar. What's up, Boddy, Oh my God, good
to see you.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
Boo boo boo.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Radio Radio boo.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Boo boo boom boom boom boom boo boo boo boo
boo boom
Speaker 17 (26:28):
Boom boom ber boo boo boom
Sexy as all hell.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Uh, you obviously would click follow immediately if you saw
a picture like that on social media.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
No question.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
But then, uh, you know your comment about this or that,
and now you're slut shaming?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
How did that? Doesn't make sense? This pitch is incredible.
I would take to be gay.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
This would be like a makeup artist makeup on you,
but you're on your But.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Who was your vice principal growing up? Never never met
him once, so don't remember his name?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
What names?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
What we had?
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Raleigh Coleman, dude, his brother had the most beautiful afro
with the J carl.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
He kind of like to like point to me when
you's a black dude.
Speaker 6 (00:45):
Huh, how would you know the name of your vice principal?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You're gonna get in trouble to get noticed. That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
He had speakers and it's trump too to do with dope.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
The principal name was mister Coleman. I I don't know
his first name. In uh middle school?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
That beautiful man, beautiful man, I'm beautiful.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
Look at her the sneakers, Yeah, she just has sneakers
on naked with Man, you're gonna be a little cold
today if you walk outside like that.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
Forever.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
How about how about I go back to foot fist way.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, that was beautiful and that's when he talked Karate
too as well.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
And uh my, actually they played uh they played Eastbounding
down at my cousin's funeral too.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I want to watch.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I think that has had it on the background. Somebody
was watching it.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Some country ship right TV on his dead chest.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'm the v by the way. And also we have
the same blood types.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
If you ever need a donor, hits your boy up
and I'm saying I'll ounce you through the male dog,
I will ounce you through the mail.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Oh yeah, praise God.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Alright, Wow, it's funny ship.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I love dannymit Bride.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Dude, who doesn't. He's He's incredible.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
What's your sperm count, Danny? I'm actually curious about this
because time.
Speaker 8 (01:59):
Find out.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Kobe Bryant's last fucking game.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, well, they let him score sixty points.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Sixty points baby on the way out. He stayed selfish,
not like Kobe.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
So they turned him into that that Oh wow, how
do I say this?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
They turned him into that kid that you see at
the high school football games where they let.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
Him hard, right, the kid that makes nine three pointers
because they let him that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, no, usually those kids can shoot the lights about
the football, the full long legdown, let him score a touchdowns.
They lay down or a kid in a wheelchair, and
they want to give him his moments to the game.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
They turned Kobe into a wheelchair.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Kids into a wheelchair kid left.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
There's no way he scored sixty without them looking the
other way for a bunch of little shots.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
He was the only one way in the uniform last night.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
The rest who played in jean shots because they knew
it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It wasn't playing defense. Black Rudy, that's black rot.
Speaker 9 (02:53):
He's black Rudy.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
They black rudy though they black rood.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I'm on this new adult lesbian diet, dude, it's oh yeah,
it's very hardy.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
What's on?
Speaker 6 (03:08):
What's on the menu for that?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Mostly meats a lot of just some like angry, lot
of brittle, all right, a.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Lot of brittle.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I wouldn't think.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I wouldn't think meat would be on a lesbian diet.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
They're dark.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
They hain't meat in the dark. Some of them meet
me a lot of in the heart of a lesbian.
Speaker 10 (03:25):
Passed.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
But anyway, he did die, dude.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
They turned him into that kid.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
They really did, Like, oh, I can't catch off to
the wheelchair kid.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
He's like, can we get ice cream after this?
Speaker 11 (03:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
You, yeah, you can have some ice cream.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That shop used.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
That ship used to bother me and we used to
get a few of those year and then Jimmy woke
me up.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
It's just one fucking play for the kid.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Alright.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
I didn't know what.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You're right.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
We have the guy in our hometown.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Kid will never fucking forget that moment yet.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
And I'm yelling and scream like an idiot about us.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
You're right. They put some kid up and let him
lay up in the boat.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
He's like, God, damn it, hurt joy smack that bring
that weak ship out of here.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Can one fucking play?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
All right?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
He gets to, you know, across the.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Field, ruble boy.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
Working the straw with your mouth, and I'm having a problem.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You're upset about it, You're upset about good life.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
What's wrong about We got Dave Navarro coming in. His
documentary is ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
We're gonna get it to the bottom of it. He
was on America's Most Wanted Well as a child. Yeah,
because that whole case went down before he was famous,
and then his mom's killer. His mom was murdered, his
mom and his aunt.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's what this whole thing is about, and really fucked
up Dave Navarro's life, sucked it up, and then the
killer was wash on the lamb or.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Whatever for eight years.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
So when he was famous in Jane's Addiction and he's
traveling all over the place, He's like, I was a
little freaked out. I didn't know where this fucking guy was.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
He got still out there.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Wow, yeah, that's scary. Ship.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Then they finally got him and he's doing life and uh,
Dave Navarro went and actually parked him in prison and
we're trying.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
To get him.
Speaker 12 (05:24):
It takes that long to get a pass to get
into the building. I mean I I have passes because
it worked to you.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
But yeah, it takes a minute. Yeah, they'd be like,
I can't find your name. Let me try it again. Oh,
there it is. It's like, so it's always been his stupid.
Speaker 9 (05:35):
I got an apostrophe in my name so it never
shows off.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Fuck that. Oh yeah, how did you live with that ship? Dude?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I tell you those apostrophe names I know, right, Fuck
uh Navarro was very suicidal. He used to send pictures
to his friends with his toe on a fucking oh
no on the trigger of uh.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Miss and ship. He would that around.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I mean, if you want to go, that's what you
like musically, that's the that's the that's the way you do.
Speaker 13 (06:06):
Shotgun in mouth.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Shotgun in the mouth. You gotta cobay in it. That's
bad ass. That's the way, badass. It'll be some pussy.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Don't pop pills and wait for something to happen nature.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, Norton.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Joe Norton used to have that joke in his act
Norton Jim Norton years ago, out of joking about the
girl blindfolding him and doing all the sexy stuff, and
she's like, put your fingers here, put your toe here,
put your fingers here, put your mouth here, and all
of a sudden he opened.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Up one eye.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
It was a shotgun.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
And it's Norton joke from like that, I'm ruining that.
I'm totally ruining his act.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
I remember asking my dad when I was younger. I'd
be like, Yo, Dad, can I can we when I
come in a dog? Can we get rid? Of the Apostrophe.
He was like, no, you'll be proud of it one day.
I'm so I'm waiting.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Day Navarro. If you're just tuning in, is uh.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
He was on his way up to do our show
here and he got stuck in the elevator and he's
been in there forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Still there, Okay, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That's the last update I got, because I'm sure he
would walk right in.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Because it's got his and his and his thing has
eighty eight, eight hundred and eighty eight likes on Instagram,
So yeah, they.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Like the fact that he's stuck in an elevator again.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Now he's got nine hundred.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
He's got four more tattoos since he's been in an elevator.
Speaker 9 (07:27):
As long as I'm in here, give me an elevator
on my shoulder.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Actually looks like it's fun to be homeless.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah, it's like Montreal. It's like, yeah, it seems like
I walked through that park.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
And see the packs of homeless people hanging out as
a group.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yes, having a good old time.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
That's how Central Park used to look at the turn
of nineteenth Centrally.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I would imagine it was the same type of vibe,
but they cleaned up Central Park.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Now, if you're homeless, you got to go solo.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I'm assumed this is big news that he got a
big rock star stuck in an elevator to be in
York City, right, Yeah, I think that the words probably spreading.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
He's still there.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Let's check a hashtag or something.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
He told uh, he told our people that the elevator
actually fell a few floors.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, fell a few floors.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
If you could feel that ship.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
People pay for that, like you know, arnor Boles.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
There's crowd well, so as you know, hit the bottom
like this would be fun.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Exactly wanted he this movie it and fucking go up
to the top the hatch.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You always think there's a hatch. Is there a hatch?
If he did that? And then Harrison Ford was out.
Speaker 12 (08:29):
There woman and stuck in an elevators pregnant.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Girls a girl balls using her butthole on there. Did
you see that video?
Speaker 10 (08:44):
No?
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I wonder if it's slutshaming.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What was he doing a butthole?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
She could pop fucking balls out of her buttthole and
do a little bowling action.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
It's pretty impressive.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, I gotta see that.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
My friend was in the Philippines.
Speaker 13 (09:00):
He was a marine and the lady took one of
those plastic easter eggs and had it in her pussy
and she and then she popped it out, and when
she popped it out, it popped open and a dove
flew out.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (09:12):
She wanted dove inside the easter egg and put that
in her pussy and then popped them both out and
had it timed where when the egg popped out, it
would also pop open and the dove would fly away.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
And that was her closer.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
That was good. Not everybody Asians know how to add.
I don't say that's slut shame. And that's a talent, right,
That's a guy.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
That is a gift that should be on American's got.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
That was called the number three and it came to
Fried Reds. Hey, while I I'm.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Mad in here, what do you know about Steve Miller
all bitter and ship with the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Are you up on this in general? Tell me what
he said? Is he not in the rock and roll
Hall of Fame?
Speaker 10 (09:42):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Well, he was criticizing and everybody the industry.
Speaker 12 (09:46):
And I think the thing with Steve Miller's I mean you, guys,
you started playing guitar when he was five, taking lessons
from Les Paul.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
All right, so Jesus Jesus Joe Jackson.
Speaker 12 (09:59):
Exactly lessons when he was five.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 12 (10:06):
And you know what else when he wrote the Joker,
the reason why, Well, what happened was he got a
car accident. It was the same thing with Dennis, like Dennis,
and he got both legs. So he just he basically
was laid up for a long time. He wasn't having success,
but he back then. Of course, the record companies didn't
drop you after two albums. He had like five albums out,
so did Bob Seger on Capitolis. Guys had so many
(10:27):
records out.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Oh, he was already successful when he broke his like yeah,
when he broke his legs.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
But he wasn't. It was only regionally successful, you know.
Speaker 12 (10:33):
So what happened was he was at a party and
he wrote the Joker more more as a joke, I mean,
the song was and then he looked at him and
you should record that song, and that became his first
number one records. He was literally entertaining friends, just falling around, Yeah,
just falling around.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
It's even weird or I got an update on Dave Navarro.
They have now shut down all.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
The elevators in the building.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Come on, for real, they're trying to get him. In
the fuck out.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
Video, Dave LaVar was stuck in an elevator and had the.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
JI come and acts on the door.
Speaker 9 (11:05):
So that was after an hour and a half because
like the manager was the fire departments.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Like the only one.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Man, I feel. I feel for him, guys.
Speaker 12 (11:16):
I couldn't have lasted that long with like how you
talking about s and pen everywhere. I would have had
the game kid at that water bottle.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I would be you know, I would even try to
hide it.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I was smearrit of my ass on the walls like
it was locked up NBC, Like I'm fucking solitary and
lock up.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Art. Yeah right, I think guys. He used to do
that once in a while and then all the time. Yeah,
wood poop and smarried on the wall. That's that's what
he was. Tommy Lee was about.
Speaker 9 (11:47):
That one time I got I was here, I got
to New York, uh, and it was early. I was
jet laged, and I was like, let's get up early.
You know, comedians, we don't get up early and then
I went to take a walk and I got a
little don't or a christ thing with an egg thing,
and the second I fucking bit into it, my stomach
was like and I was like, is that from the
It can't be from the.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
What I just ate?
Speaker 9 (12:08):
I was like, I'd be fine. I took a few
more steps and then I just I had to run
back to the soho grand I ran back. I got
there and it was like when I was in the elevator,
I was like, come on, maybe please, I got this.
I got this, man, I got this. I was just
just talking to myself. The elevator doors open. I was like, okay, okay,
come on, I'm running. As I'm running down the hallway,
(12:29):
I'm I'm unbuckling my pants.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I get my key.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
I open up the door, and in my hotel room,
there was the door and then beyond that was the
bathroom door. So it was like it was like the
door and then you were looking at the bathroom door.
So I opened up the hotel room door and my
bathroom door was open. Okay, And the second you see
the toilet, you're you're fuck you know, It's like it's
like a three second countdown. Right, So so my pants
(12:54):
are already coming down, right, And I did this move
where I shouldn't even have looked at the toilet. I
should have just kept my closed and just for the best.
But I ran in and as I ran in, you're
not gonna be able to it's hard to explain, but
you didn't see this. So the toilet was here and
I walked in. I see the I ran in, and
I did this spin move to try and get on
(13:14):
the toilet like this right.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
So as I'm doing.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
It, it's out like.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
As I spin.
Speaker 9 (13:23):
As I'm spinning, it's it's just unloading.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
And it went all It went all the wall.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
It went all over the wall and I and I
and the rest of it got in the toilet. But
it was the best worst shitting story.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
It was unbelievable. So you put those pants in that
garment like plastic bag and it didn't hit me.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
It didn't hit my pants at it hit the wall.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
And then I had to clean it up a little bit.
But that explains that ship. Though once a while you
see it's.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Spraying on a wall somewhere that was me, and you
can't imagine how that is possible.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
Yeah, rockets, it rockets out sometimes.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Right, Yeah, I understand now, mister Navarro, is this you?
Speaker 10 (14:05):
This is me. I'm calling from your building.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I got a full house here.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Wow, I got a lot of people in studio where
we were all excited.
Speaker 10 (14:14):
To Matt's still in there.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, I'm still here, Danfield, still here.
Speaker 14 (14:18):
I was.
Speaker 10 (14:19):
I was looking forward to an inn here. Yeah, it's
going to happen.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I hope it's gonna happen. Dave, you know, yeah, go ahead, Dave.
Oh no, yeah.
Speaker 10 (14:31):
Man on the.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Moon, yeah, sixteen can't get a I have a feeling
you're saying, we can get a man to the moon,
but we can't get someone out of an elevator.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I think that's what he's saying.
Speaker 10 (14:42):
Yeah, it is what I said, Sae.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah, Dave, I'm so sorry you're dealing with. Is that
the firefighters downstairs right now? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (14:50):
Firefighters downstairs. And I'm feeling the elevator move right now.
So either I'm coming soon or I'm dying.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Cable waiting for you, man, I really can't wait to
see you. Elevant up. Well, high way to heaven. Well,
how do you think we feel we can't get down? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:08):
We might have to walk. Yeah, that's gonna be inconvenience
for us. That's right.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Stairs, we might have to do the stairs.
Speaker 10 (15:15):
I'm not doing that no way. Uh. Anyway, guys, if
I don't get yep, when the don't open, step out.
Thanks for the instruction.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yes, oh that was wonderful. That was the biggest laugh
show man. Good job from the elevator. You get the
biggest laugh today.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
But in California's man, we didn't get the Steve Millers
story right. We're leaving out so much ship, I guess,
butch in California, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
He mentioned that they wanted him to the Hall of Fame.
People wanted him to sign several waivers, which included at
HBO waivers is signing away rights for viewings and ship
and uh and so on top of that, when Steve
Miller said how many guests can I bring, they said, well,
(16:13):
you just get a plus one plus one you and
you can bring your wife. And he said, well, what
about my daughter or somebody else? And they said, well
a third seed is ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
He wanted if he wanted to bring two other people,
twenty thousand bucks. And then they're hitting them up for
waivers and ship.
Speaker 12 (16:35):
Telling you kids, he can't come, and I don't get
that one at all.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
If you're going out kids, right and you get a
whole group of see yeah exactly and you exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's like, because we're paying for tickets to be in
the upper afters.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Of well, if his parent was alive, like a MoMA,
so he can bring his mother or his wife.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
And Steve Miller he.
Speaker 8 (16:56):
Even talked about his band. It's sounded like that they
weren't were not I give him tickets for his band
to come up.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Now they're as if that's the case. You're definitely filled
in the blanks. Yeah, that was good. That was a
good informative call.
Speaker 8 (17:09):
Th very important enjoying the show.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
You can be so lucky when you go to kog
Bat Penfield an informative.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
That's a great call.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
Thanks the elevator.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, we're just filling in now. This was supposed to
be our Dave Navarro time. He's still in elevator as unbelievable.
I think, so you got it.
Speaker 15 (17:29):
Well, the whole process needs to be changed, from the
top to the bottom. Doesn't need to be this hard.
There's nothing fancy going on out there that requires all
of this stuff. They need to get their legal work straight.
They need to respect the artists. They say they're honoring,
which they don't. I don't have any of my paperwork
(17:50):
as signed. I have no licensing agreements with these people.
They're trying to steal footage. They're trying to make me
indemnify them. When they told me I was inducted, they said,
you can have two tickets, one for your wife and
one for yourself one another one. It's ten thousand dollars. Sorry,
that's the way it goes. He said, I'm playing here.
(18:12):
What about my band? What about their wives? What about
they make this so unpleasant? Wow that they came this close.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
They can't. You know, we're not gonna wrap this one.
I'm only to wrap you up. Good for you. You
go sit down over there.
Speaker 15 (18:30):
And ruin something.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
So here's here's what you need to know.
Speaker 15 (18:36):
This is how close this whole show came to not
happening because of the way the artists were actually being treated.
Right now till I'll wrap it up right now.
Speaker 10 (18:46):
Looks like we are getting mobilized as we speak. I'm
stuck in here, yeah with two hot ladies. I gotta
tell you, Yeah, it's not been the worst morning.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
It's like a music video for you.
Speaker 10 (19:00):
Now I'm gonna get lucky. Okay, so do you am?
I running out of time? Should I still come up there?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (19:06):
No, we'll no come on, come on up, We'll go late.
Speaker 10 (19:10):
I'm telling you this is this has been a pretty
eventful day. But yeah, what I was saying earlier was
that in nineteen sixteen and we put two men on
the moon while Mike Collins orbited the moon. Right, yet
in twenty sixteen sucking the elevators unbelievable And how do
(19:31):
you guys work in a building like this?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Well, we're just we're just happy it didn't happen to
us on the way in today.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah, helicopters, so he comes down anyway.
Speaker 10 (19:40):
I will say that the fire department has been awesome
and they have been communicating with us, and these guys
are the real deal man.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Not to mention so fuckable.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
Real heroes. Hey, let's not forget through the real hero right, Yeah, absolutely,
in a little bit for coming out.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
All right, what was the thing when when they went
to the Grammys? What band?
Speaker 9 (20:04):
And then they showed up and then it got the
award and then the only thing they said was this
award means absolutely nothing to me. The dude from Rush
went up there and said, blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah it wasn't that.
Speaker 9 (20:14):
That's way better, by the way, Yeah that's the version.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I really liked that. That's hilarious. What was that though?
I vaguely remember. I think that was Alex Slicer from Rush.
Was it pro Jam?
Speaker 9 (20:25):
It might have been might have been pro, It might
have been pro.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, this is it.
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Let me hear this.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
This is it.
Speaker 14 (20:33):
I hate to start off with a bang. I'm gonna
say something typically me on behalf of all of this.
I don't know what this means. I don't think it
means anything. Yeah, that's just how I feel. There's too many,
too many bands, and you've heard.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It all before.
Speaker 14 (20:46):
But uh, my dad would have liked it. My dad
died before I got to know him. He would have
liked it. So that's why I'm here.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I already know you didn't know. Thanks.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeah, Dave Lavarro gets stuck in elevator, but Ridge vos
right in her.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Right every time. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I just got text from some friends on the way
to the Keys to swim at the Dolphins open on
the radio, Hope Navarrow gets out of the elevator.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Showing me a video of them swimming. They glad that
they're driving right now.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Nice now swim with dolphins, only to swim with the
girl from show Girls.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Bring it back. Have you seen that scene yet, that
Chris scene from the pool. Yeah, he does. That's very weird.
It's the weird. Is that what you guys are talking about?
Why just do that?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Was that like you thought that's what she should my
mind with sex and sexy? Yeah, because she wasn't.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Really you think for real that's what you thought. I mean,
I'm sure we don't know. I'm sure we can't figure
out what what brought.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
I just run it up in conversation yesterday that I
have to show open a video because.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
He didn't remember the video.
Speaker 9 (21:58):
I totally remember that that that part is actually stuck
in my head.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
It's so weird. We get to see it again. So far,
so far, this is good, this is good, but this
is bad.
Speaker 9 (22:07):
But this I'd be like, Okay, I'm not gonna come.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
You know, it's too weird. It's too weird. Then it
gets weird though.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, she's when she has her head being slammed back
into the pool over.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
And over again with a waterfall hitting her.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
It makes me that's weird.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
No, that's what a child would say. Hey, what do
you think it is? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (22:34):
I don't like that as like a white person. Yeah,
I think it like people will think that that aren't
white will look at.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Me like, is that how white people do it? Yeah?
I think we gotta shut down Sea World. I think
they're right, But the end is nice. To kiss that metal.
That's funny. I knew exactly what you were talking about.
Birthday's on my fucking skull again. You're gonna get me
my picture with you too. I'm gonna get that done.
(23:00):
I promise you I would do that. Said that I
will when they come back and do the stadium Touria.
Oh yeah, that's all right. You know I haven't forgotten that.
I was.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Yeah, I got I got a boss that doesn't give
a fuck. Well, you two did a town hall and
they've always been one of my always been one of
my you know number They did a little he got here,
gotcha and they got me and it was which was nice.
It was about fifty or sixty of us in the
room and the whole band was there.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
And stuff, and I I never asked, and I asked, I,
you know, I don't ask them much. I want a
picture with the band?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah, And why why are you about that? Why? Why
is that bad? Huh? Why is that bad? Why are
you saying like I asked? Because it didn't happen.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Oh, it didn't happen. My bottle said, absolutely not, it was.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
It wouldn't have been a problem whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
The main guy, he was in there in the.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Fish taking up his picture with the band. I mean,
he's a big deal around here. And then a couple
other people. All I had to do is go, hey,
could take one more.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
He knew how employed it was to me. Yeah, And
it didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
And then I watched the band that I've loved my
entire life walk out to the freight.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Elevator and get stuck.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
One of the Doobie Brothers blasted the rock and Roll
Hall of Fame. Which Dooby which.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
One?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
They ain't related, but they Doobie brother Yeah, Scott of Virginia.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
Earlier this week I heard it about the Doobie Brothers.
Speaker 16 (24:26):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
The guy wanted to bring his grandmother or something, and
he was blasting the Hall of fame real good.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Wow, why did they get a bigger venue?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
I mean, obviously you want to bring the fucking.
Speaker 12 (24:37):
Family Coliseum in Greece whatever he wrote. Seriously, I agree,
it's your family, the people you love. You want them
to experience you being honored for the thing you dedicated.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
You like to Yes, the kids, you just tell your
grandma you were she was there.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
When your kids tell your kids that you can't, you
could just say you can tell your grandma, wasn't that
a great night last night?
Speaker 6 (24:57):
She'll be confused for a second, but she'll go with it.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
She'll be all right, it was fun. I got an
end for you. My good friend Amy Schumer's friends with
Bono the thing now friends with Bono. Yeah, mentioned her,
He mentioned it the other day.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
He has a way of taking out Isis with jokes.
Speaker 11 (25:14):
Right, the first people that then the Weimer that they
Adolf Hitler throughout of Germany with the Datus and the Surrealus.
It's like you speak violence, you speak their.
Speaker 16 (25:28):
Language, but you laugh at them when they're goose stepping
down the street, and it takes away their power. So
I'm I'm suggesting that the Senate sending Amy Schumer and.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Chris Rock and Sasha Barnco.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Is that that's cool? Don't even know how to take like,
what does happen? That's weird as ship.
Speaker 17 (25:54):
Dave Navarro making his way into the studio. Amazing, brought
up Dave Navar. What's up, Boddy, Oh my God, good
to see you.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
Boo boo boo.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Radio Radio boo.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Boo boo boom boom boom boom boo boo boo boo
boo boom
Speaker 17 (26:28):
Boom boom ber boo boo boom
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