August 29, 2025 • 26 mins
Get ready for a gut-busting episode of the Opie Funny AF podcast! Rich Vos brings the chaos with tales of his ex-wife cleaning his house and babysitting his new kid, while flaunting a ridiculously gaudy diamond ring that earns him a roasting. Mark Normand kills it with hilarious therapy stories, Vic Henley keeps the laughs rolling, and Bonnie McFarlane steals the spotlight with her razor-sharp wit. Plus, a side-splitting take on Kathleen Turner’s trucker voice—tune in for non-stop comedy gold!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So my next question is, then her parents had the money,
so what did they do?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
No, no, no, they were loaded like when I met her.
I'm not lying, and I've said this one years ago.
When I met how I used to stay at her
house and she had a built in pool and a
pool table. So to me, that was like the fresh
air fund. Yeah, I got built. You didn't know anyone
growing up. They had both much less run, much less table.
Maybe I'm with him missing a bumper.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Maybe did she have a pink table?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Because crazy? The house was hu mounkey.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
It was so I met her and.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
She was cute.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Missing above was the yard large enough for lawn dark
we would throw machetes at they had money.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, she's the.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Best looking thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
She looked like Kathleen turned I mean beautiful.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Kathleen when that would have been She's a nice anymore
Lauren used to building does it doesn't make her not?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It was very nice and always nice to my family.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, but.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Look at Kathleen Turner. Are you saying hot there? Back
then she was.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
That's why I dated the girl. Back then it was
that's the version I got.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
But I got to see her every day before she moved.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Why am I trusting her?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
She was always she was a beautiful lady in her day,
and she's probably beautiful money inside.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Now the kids are getting very big.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Do you know how hot you look? Look at that?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, I didn't get that.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
That's what I met the girl.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Back then, not now.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
So I was on the road, and back then, if
I made in two weeks seven hundred bucks, there was
a lot of money. Right, So I mailed money home
seven hundred bucks, pay bills, and I came home.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And paying rent rent. I think maybe the cable bill.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I don't think we had cable back.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Maybe the electric bill.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Right, won't let that go.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Listen, listen, story for no trying to get through this.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
If you're paying bills with the money you're making.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well, can I tell you what hard the story?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It is.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Part of the story to me face, stories had stories
have setups.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Okay, you don't just have the end of the story.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You have a setup.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
So I would send I sent money home and I
came home when she brought all this old furniture from
a flea market instead of paying the bills, a fucking
wicked share that was worth a lot of money, but
it didn't have the wicker in it. And I came
home and I lost. I go, what the fuck? And
then we it just fell apart. I was new sober,
but she's married now. I think with kids, I reach
(02:52):
out to our Facebook.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't reach out taxes because.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You know what, because the badish things break up. It's
baddish things. Are you still have to make amends for
what you did wrong?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, I cannot argue with that. Are part of it?
That's part of the relationship, No, he said, I guess
part of.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Anything that doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
It's two people.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh, okay, with exes? What I don't care about sy,
aren't I? Yes, not anymore. She moved to North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
She was a great babysitter for You're You're You're a
new kid.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Cleaned our house too, so weird cleaning business.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
He made good money.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
She had you and Bonnie would be lounging around.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
On something, rolled through to clean.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Your No, No, we weren't there.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
She's she's picking up your underwear and walking wash.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You know he does Fargo? Listen? Is that how they
say it?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It just makes it a little funnier.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Hopefully's a Pennsylvania. A couple of tweets.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I just I don't like this one girl and I
went out with only for a couple of months. If
I'm in her town, which he has a shoe store,
I stop in and say, hi, wow, man, because I
don't have there's I didn't have that many relationships.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
See what everyone else does, just spy a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
They don't crack.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
No, I do that on my wife.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
All my spyinges say that way, you don't get the police,
and that's what they're up to.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
You ever buy any shoes from her in the shoes
store for my kids? There you he's giving back, he's
trying to make them move. No, but no, I was
always friends with her. She has a shoe store in
Westfield called Solely. It's imported Solely, so Eli like that
imported Italian shoes and they're fucking I bought my kids
some stuff there, so Elie, why probably sol Elie look
(04:47):
at that west Field.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I'm not a fan of them. I don't think you
should like stay in touch with.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Your It depends on who they are, how ugly it was.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I don't even say I'm not a fan of buying
nice shoes.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's not true.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Those are like six und dollar sneakers he's wearing sis.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
They are. They're very dirty.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Eliza Selegender called him on this one morning in here
because she knew the brand and knew how much they
call name dropper.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You know, I'm just quoting the source of the prize
of the seven dollars seven hundred dollars. I'm going to
make them eight fifty. Now they're more expensive. But I
wasn't going to have we talk about it. I'm putting another.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I wasn't going to ever tell anyone how much these works.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Why are those what do they mate?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't know, because I don't even know, But I
do get a lot of compliments on them. But they
come out of the box all scuffed up and like
com No. They sort of have a converse looked home.
The name.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
It's something like, you know, golden dus. There you go.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh, that's what I shot on Bonnie last night.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Company. Respect your wife, Jesus. That's how he shows the
love of this.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I love body. One other thing about these sneakers. They
have a they have a version that has duct tape
on them.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
They are an extra for that I wish your host
had duct tape on them on his mouth.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Wait, that would mean I wouldn't be able to talk
for a minute.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Let me get to my story.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
He's gonna go back to the Russian novel with you.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Is that the duct tape? That's a that's a picture
of the duct tape one on the end right now.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
You're fucking kidding me.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I got duct tape at home. Do you want me
to bring it in to.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Raise the value of those I don't have a pair
of those.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh you need some Chuck Taylor's and some duct tape,
and you just saved three hundred and forty three. Those
sneakers stink. First of all, you said you like them
about two months ago.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
You know they're nice.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, I like that. I was dreaking water. I like that.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I'm sorry. I think when you go up on the
counter like that, they stink. But maybe when you're just
standing they're okay. You know how that feels, right, Jord,
you're too old to be wearing Jordan's No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I'm down.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
My ship is streak.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I'm done like I too old, Lewis, he's not the
old way old way to sneak. Nobody's told Jordan's boss.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I got a question for you. What what super Bowl
were you in?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I'm gonna go you were there College National Championshi usually right?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Boss came in with a giant, obnoxious diamond filled the ring.
Well here, I hope someone tries to cut your finger off.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Did you buy this or.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Somebody want the story behind it?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
God, Okay, I had a wedding ring.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
You're part of the dream team.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah, I dream, I do. Howard, you should have.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Just get sometimes I get for twenty years.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I know you just got your You're loving it.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
You think I get a dinner call anyhow, I guess
it takes twenty five.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Here she wants to story real quick.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Uh. Yeah, I had a wedding ring for my ex wife,
three diamonds, and then after we got divorced, I put
it on the sand. And when Bonnie and I got married, Uh,
I go, say, I wear this ring as the wedding Yeah,
because Monny, we didn't care about ship like that. So
then I bought Bonnie and I diamond bezels.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
For our rolex.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Okay, so I traded my rolelex and but they gave
me the diamond bezel back. So I had all these diamonds.
So I said, you know what, I'm gonna go make
Bonnie a new wedding ring, wedding band with all these diamonds.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Good Christmas.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
So I made her a nice fucking bit.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
It was all diamonds around and to two of these
bigger diamonds in the middle.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
And she said, that's too much.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'll never wear it.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
She goes, I'll never wear it's too much for her.
So I took that back.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
He wouldn't wear it. I took it back. I lost
eight hundred dollars right there. Oh no, well, of course
make it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I took that.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I What am I gonna do with a ladies diamond ring?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
So I took my old ring those diamonds, and I
had some ear ring diamonds.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I said, make me another ring. And this is what
they made. And just what?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Because I didn't want a big diamond rings to go
to waste and I could have left it to my daughter.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Looks like you stole that from Don King.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I was gonna say, it's just it's fucking it is.
I was trying to think of did you not get
it from Jacob the jeweler?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Is that who waited for you? Is that who you're
having to do this?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
This is from the tray to get that ring.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
This is from the Tracy Morgan Collection's big.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
You're just I don't know what.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I'm not a jewelry guy though. I'm just not a
jewelry I don't especially something like that. You know, that's
only good if you're gonna be beating people.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
I'm on stage as a comic. Now you see this
like this, and you're going that motherfucker said, oh damn,
look at that, Look at it.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Look at that motherfucker and I could do black rooms
at white rooms.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
That's why he did it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
When he holds the micro at the ring, you're right,
you go.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Success, Yeah, that's perfect. We're going to tweet that picture.
That is really about you talked about on the radio already.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Oh good point.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Right, that's a big ring.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
But it's nice to start us on the sides.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
If you're I'm only thinking of that from the If
you're just going to punch people, that would really hurt
him a lot.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You got a nice chunk right there to inflict some damon.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I'm not going to hurt my ring.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I know you're not.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
But I don't even care that it's yours. I hate jewelry.
On man, I'm just thinking about it. If you're wearing me,
it's a little brass. You got a mean you know exactly?
I hate on man. That would hurt somebody if you
hit him. I would be wearing that for protecting. Nobody's
gonna hate it. When I get it with her.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
To I'm going to go. She hasn't seen it yet.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
No, I just picked it. That's why I got anxiety,
because I picked it up on the way here.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Please text me and tell me what she says.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Going to say, hello, Corleon.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
No, she's gonna go, what do you what do you
think you're in the mob?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
That's what It's gonna be. A whole bunch of joey
pants references. Yeah, we don't want you want to hear
how she trashed me. Uh, And I'm going to write
a bit about this. But and it's not it's in province.
We're doing our podcast. And I said the reason I'm sober,
I go, maybe the reason I'm sober is because God,
you know, maybe I'm a comic sober because God wanted
(11:30):
me to carry the message. And Bonnie goes, oh, really
killed Martin, Luther King and John Kennedy. But let's keep
Rich Boston around the character message. So nobbies, but keep Rich.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
That's right. Gunga did carry that water? Baby? What's up?
Why so exciting?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I had a good, good therapy session.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I'm reeling you're from from our therapy session straight here?
Did you bring up any of the stuff you talked
about on the show?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
He knows all that. That's the old news.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Do you go see that one guy all the comics?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
I never met him, but he's great.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You gotta go.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Why live in Jersey? I'm not I'm not listening. You
don't have to tell me. I gotta go. Does you
break other comics? Like if your Shane's never.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Show and I've tried, I'll be like, come on, give
me that big Jay dirt?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, and we go.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
How many comics going to this guy?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
At least twenty?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
If I went, he would definitely know who I am.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Yeah, we.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
All just go with success.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
When you're when you're in the waiting room, are all
the comics coming out?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
We call it the green room. It's just full of comedian.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I don't know why you guys would all go to
the same guy.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
He's good.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
He always is that good.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Richard Lewis in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, he never got better.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
Yeah, he's a cool Guy's a man of the people.
Grew up in the Lower East Side, you poor. And
he was in a street gang passage.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Was that street gang? A tough Jewish street gangs? I
don't remember them in the movie with dicap Hero and Daniel.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Remember, are you crazy? The toughest gangs for the Jewish
back then, Sagel.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
No, I went way before that.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Jewish boxers, a lot of Jewish boxing.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
And the like this.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, but because they had to protect their nose.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Another visual. Yes, did you get your bed yet?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
No?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I haven't gotten the bed. I got a mattress.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
But it's amazing to me you bought a mattress and no, no,
uh uh no, no, I wouldn't a.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
New apartment, no furniture, mattress on the floor. Cannot find
himself a smoothie when he passed, told.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Me that guilty already? Did I gotta say? I want
to say thanks all the people wrote in and who
sent smoothies.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You know why they're starting to send smoothies And yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
Go to these gigs and people are bringing smooth I
got thirteen smooths in the green room, Noel, I got
to drink them all.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I would never drink one of them.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Wouldn't you be scared to death?
Speaker 8 (14:06):
No?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
I trust everyone.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You know.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Patrice would kill me.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I was at the seller. He was there one day.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
He said he got an apartment.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
So we got our bed. We got a two thousand
dollars bed on fucking Craigslist. It's beautiful king side.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
So I go, it's not a two thousand dollars bed anymore.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
But the would the frame. You don't buy the mattress obviously.
The frame, yeah, you don't buy the bed. That's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
The frame, it's a king side frame. Anyhow, Why we
spend two thousand?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I would do that.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I said, we got it was a two thousand dollars frame,
and we got it for like four hundred.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Bucks for two thousand. Now it's a two thousand.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I was to him, remember what after sell her? And
I was showing you beds on Craigslist. If Patrice would
have saw me doing that, can you imagine how he
would have beat me down for an hour?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
We looked like too homos. Look at the design look
at the contour. Yeah we were bad, but you know
they were good looking beds.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Get a frame. Go to Charles by Rogers. I have
some good stuff over there.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
My oldest friend just texted in because we were having
a little audio problem. Buzzy writes Vic slightly hot Voss
needs to.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Go to zero.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
That's why it's my best friend World Hot Cigs.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
You know what, Izling, You know what?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
My fucking fans know that I'm on.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Fine, there you go, Mark, check out the ring. I
just go wow at blinding me. Boss?
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Right, whoa would you sell the Fedora that's in the car.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
That's beauty. You can knock some moody out with that puppy.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
It's a big injury.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Yeah, it's like a super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's what I said. We've done a lot of big
We were with something on a new one.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
You look like run d m V.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Thank you question.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I won the super Bowl of Comedy folks without a
bad show.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
No, No, it was a heavy set guy with glasses,
Bobby Kelly.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Bobby, Bobby can't wear glasses.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Did you bring groceries to the show that I ordered lunch?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
That's your.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Breakfast club? So what's the store? When did we get
the hot Republic in here? Eh?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Oh Tommy?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Is it a phoner?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I'm not sure yet. She's pretty cute. Oh my god,
suspend it spart suspended from the blade the blonde. I
read that yesterday for a week because she goes against
what they leave. What did she say? She was pro choice?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Look at that. Come on, he lives.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Would you marry her?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Like?
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I mean, would you date her?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
And no?
Speaker 5 (17:13):
I would not date her.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
You wouldn't a no, No, I.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Don't want to date anybody. Why would I did her?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
I don't date.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Hot?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Are you fucking girls that hot?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
I'm not know enough girls that I have.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
You ever get to the point where you would date someone?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Sure, someone like he's had girlfriends. No, I understand that
he came out of a long term.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
I know.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Why he's doing what he's doing now.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Twelve years old a girl? How old are you?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
You're thirty three?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
That long? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (17:45):
The whole twenty's gone from where high school? Sweetheart, New
Orleans chick. We went to college together, we moved here together.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Hit the fuck out.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Yeah, it was ugly.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Is she still in the city.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
Yeah, we're cool. You talk to her every now and then.
You know, it's all business. You got some mail here,
you're gay, you know all that.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
No, I'm jokings.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Let me take this for a second. We were just
talking to him that I don't think. I don't understand
guys that talked to their exits.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I do. I don't care.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
I had a chat.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
But no, no, you have to. It seems like because
it's like.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
He's going, he goes around and finds them.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
From one of them, she owns a shoe store called.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I put a pair for my kids. Nice.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
But but he searched around and went to my shoe
store to buy shoes for his kids. And then and
then his wife cleans his house maybe since his new kid.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Okay, cool, well, hold on, hold on, that's weird and
the exaggerator. I didn't search around. I knew where her
shoe store was. I was in her town, so I
stopped in the say.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Oh, that's the big difference in the story.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Second, all.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
My ex, my ex wife, my ax. I moved two
miles from my ex wife. I could be close to
my kids. Okay, when when she moved, I moved, we
stand that, Okay, So then I got married, and my
actual wife had a cleaning business.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
So I said, do you know, I get clean clean
house and.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
My wife sees your new wife's panties and that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Well, the panties are panties. My wife don't sniff panties.
Probably sniff Bond's panties. No, my ex wife's not a comic.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Why did Bonnie allow that, right, because byn't one.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That's weird that she were allowed.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
No, but we we were cool.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
My ex wife was rewives and girlfriends would.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Not allow that, Like, it's not true.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Normal bones you'd say, hey, my ex is going to
clean our house when there's a million cleaning services. That's weird.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Watch our kids weird, Watch your kids.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Yeah, that's uh. Yeah, this is weird because it's she's.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
Coming into your old world's coming in your new world.
It's very very funky.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Listen, you don't have kids, No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Okay, I lived two miles that he knows of, right, Mark.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Good, I looked two miles.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I have a relationship with her the rest of my
life because I until my daughters are at least eighteen,
So I got to deal with her any house, What
the fuck? I might as well make it as as
easy as I possibly can. If you're dealing with somebody
for the next eighteen years, when you'd rather be friends
with them than fight with him.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
I would just not.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
After you got kids. We had two daughters.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I went.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You went from having kids with her, now she's in
your house with your new life. Bonnie had to have
a problem with that.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Body's idea, Wow, let's get her.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Here, Jesus Christ, that just looks that's weird body on
the phone.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
But it's.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Understand like keeping in touch with her because you got
kids with her, and maybe you go over your her
house to visit with the kids or whatever.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
You want, the basketball games together.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I understand understand exes do that type of thing. It's
I think you cross the line when she comes into
your house to clean your clothes and your and your
shitty underwear. She didn't, but cleaning services do that, and
don't they throw a load of laundry and as they're
doing on.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
And I can't believe you're married a Mexican.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Fast forward a couple of years or a few years whatever.
Now you got a girl, maybe you're married, maybe you
have a kid, and then you're telling your ex to
come on over and clean your cleaning.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
He doesn't have kids with his ex, he doesn't have
a You have to have a relationship.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
He said, you had an X with a shoe store.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Is this a different Yeah, that was only We've been
going down memory lane with every woman Boss has been
near in the past twenty five years. The show started,
We're we're into uh forty three minutes of exciting.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
We didn't even ask about this. He just offered all those.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Stories about living in a in a house with some
woman in pea Pack, New Jersey. I think he just
wanted to say that there were a lot of subfis
to the story.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Peck Berry, let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
That way. Wait wait that that was fine?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
That is difficult?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
What that breathe? That was nice?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Rich is giving us a lot already today. Wait till
you see the ring he made.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
It's it's you made that.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Yeah, I hadn't made ship.
Speaker 9 (22:45):
It's a giant know how to make rings.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
It looks like a super Bowl ring. It's giant.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
It's combo. Uh yeah, I won something athletically or I'm
in the mob.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Combo absolutely right, And he said, you know it's so
when he's on stage, people will know he's a.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Headliner, meant that they won't mean that, they.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Won't know by the numbers in the room.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
But yeah, all right, Bonnie so Rich said it was
your idea to get the X to uh clean your
house and babysit.
Speaker 9 (23:23):
Yeah, I want that bitch to do all this, all right.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
You don't don't call her that.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
First of all, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
She was a good babyshitter.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Once you watched Raina.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I just think it's a little weird, that's all.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
What's it weird?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Well?
Speaker 9 (23:37):
My mom was my mom came once and Rich and
I went to Tennessee, right, Rich, Yeah, and my mom
came and watched Raina when she was a baby, and
Reina got a fever and my mom freaked out and
didn't know what to do. So she called Kelly to
come over and my mom and Kelly like, had, you.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Know, take care of our daughter.
Speaker 9 (23:58):
Weird, weird, But Kelly is like very nice. The first
thing Kelly did was she took me aside and told
me why I shouldn't marry Rich and I should have listened,
you know.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, but you didn't think that last night?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Oh God, we watched.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
Homeland, Yes, including our.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
What happened go ahead?
Speaker 9 (24:27):
Line between like putting up with having your dog in
the room all your effects and then not being able
to do it without your dog.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
In the room, that is a gray area.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I agree about it.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Wait, I'm engaging mentally, so I guess that's not my
joke anymore.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
You guys like the Gaffigans.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
I gave him that joke, and he goes, it's not funny,
it won't work. Proving to you that it does work.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Let's not fight. It's just in a podcast. What I'm saying.
It's hard when you're on the bed and the door.
You know, you're doing things, and all of a sudden
the dog comes and licks my wife's nipples and I'm like,
come on, the dog's are female.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
It got closed though it got close.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
You know, mag is the dog found the clip?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
All right?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
All right here, Mark Martin Norman can get edgy when
he doesn't find the click pit.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Kelly lives two miles from us. We should go to
barbecues at our house.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I'm just saying strange. If it works, it works, that's
fine now. But I think most people would agree that's
a little weird to have your exit and involved with
your new life. To that extent, that's not when.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
If it works whatever, Kelly.
Speaker 9 (25:43):
Last night and cleaned off my back.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
And hang up, and I'll just hang up my cue
for the out. That's the great out, the great out.
You better, I'm not going to get better than that out.
She boo boo boo boo b boom. We know, we know,
(26:09):
boo boo boo boo.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Boo boo boo boom boom.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Boom boom boo boo boo booper boom
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Boom boo boo boo b boom
So my next question is, then her parents had the money,
so what did they do?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
No, no, no, they were loaded like when I met her.
I'm not lying, and I've said this one years ago.
When I met how I used to stay at her
house and she had a built in pool and a
pool table. So to me, that was like the fresh
air fund. Yeah, I got built. You didn't know anyone
growing up. They had both much less run, much less table.
Maybe I'm with him missing a bumper.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Maybe did she have a pink table?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Because crazy? The house was hu mounkey.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
It was so I met her and.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
She was cute.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Missing above was the yard large enough for lawn dark
we would throw machetes at they had money.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, she's the.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Best looking thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
She looked like Kathleen turned I mean beautiful.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Kathleen when that would have been She's a nice anymore
Lauren used to building does it doesn't make her not?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It was very nice and always nice to my family.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, but.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Look at Kathleen Turner. Are you saying hot there? Back
then she was.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
That's why I dated the girl. Back then it was
that's the version I got.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
But I got to see her every day before she moved.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Why am I trusting her?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
She was always she was a beautiful lady in her day,
and she's probably beautiful money inside.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Now the kids are getting very big.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Do you know how hot you look? Look at that?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, I didn't get that.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
That's what I met the girl.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Back then, not now.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
So I was on the road, and back then, if
I made in two weeks seven hundred bucks, there was
a lot of money. Right, So I mailed money home
seven hundred bucks, pay bills, and I came home.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And paying rent rent. I think maybe the cable bill.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I don't think we had cable back.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Maybe the electric bill.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Right, won't let that go.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Listen, listen, story for no trying to get through this.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
If you're paying bills with the money you're making.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well, can I tell you what hard the story?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It is.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Part of the story to me face, stories had stories
have setups.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Okay, you don't just have the end of the story.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You have a setup.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
So I would send I sent money home and I
came home when she brought all this old furniture from
a flea market instead of paying the bills, a fucking
wicked share that was worth a lot of money, but
it didn't have the wicker in it. And I came
home and I lost. I go, what the fuck? And
then we it just fell apart. I was new sober,
but she's married now. I think with kids, I reach
(02:52):
out to our Facebook.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't reach out taxes because.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You know what, because the badish things break up. It's
baddish things. Are you still have to make amends for
what you did wrong?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, I cannot argue with that. Are part of it?
That's part of the relationship, No, he said, I guess
part of.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Anything that doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
It's two people.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh, okay, with exes? What I don't care about sy,
aren't I? Yes, not anymore. She moved to North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
She was a great babysitter for You're You're You're a
new kid.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Cleaned our house too, so weird cleaning business.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
He made good money.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
She had you and Bonnie would be lounging around.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
On something, rolled through to clean.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Your No, No, we weren't there.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
She's she's picking up your underwear and walking wash.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You know he does Fargo? Listen? Is that how they
say it?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It just makes it a little funnier.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Hopefully's a Pennsylvania. A couple of tweets.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I just I don't like this one girl and I
went out with only for a couple of months. If
I'm in her town, which he has a shoe store,
I stop in and say, hi, wow, man, because I
don't have there's I didn't have that many relationships.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
See what everyone else does, just spy a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
They don't crack.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
No, I do that on my wife.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
All my spyinges say that way, you don't get the police,
and that's what they're up to.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
You ever buy any shoes from her in the shoes
store for my kids? There you he's giving back, he's
trying to make them move. No, but no, I was
always friends with her. She has a shoe store in
Westfield called Solely. It's imported Solely, so Eli like that
imported Italian shoes and they're fucking I bought my kids
some stuff there, so Elie, why probably sol Elie look
(04:47):
at that west Field.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I'm not a fan of them. I don't think you
should like stay in touch with.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Your It depends on who they are, how ugly it was.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
I don't even say I'm not a fan of buying
nice shoes.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
That's not true.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Those are like six und dollar sneakers he's wearing sis.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
They are. They're very dirty.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Eliza Selegender called him on this one morning in here
because she knew the brand and knew how much they
call name dropper.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You know, I'm just quoting the source of the prize
of the seven dollars seven hundred dollars. I'm going to
make them eight fifty. Now they're more expensive. But I
wasn't going to have we talk about it. I'm putting another.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I wasn't going to ever tell anyone how much these works.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Why are those what do they mate?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't know, because I don't even know, But I
do get a lot of compliments on them. But they
come out of the box all scuffed up and like
com No. They sort of have a converse looked home.
The name.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
It's something like, you know, golden dus. There you go.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh, that's what I shot on Bonnie last night.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Company. Respect your wife, Jesus. That's how he shows the
love of this.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I love body. One other thing about these sneakers. They
have a they have a version that has duct tape
on them.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
They are an extra for that I wish your host
had duct tape on them on his mouth.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Wait, that would mean I wouldn't be able to talk
for a minute.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Let me get to my story.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
He's gonna go back to the Russian novel with you.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Is that the duct tape? That's a that's a picture
of the duct tape one on the end right now.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
You're fucking kidding me.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
It's hilarious.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I got duct tape at home. Do you want me
to bring it in to.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Raise the value of those I don't have a pair
of those.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Oh you need some Chuck Taylor's and some duct tape,
and you just saved three hundred and forty three. Those
sneakers stink. First of all, you said you like them
about two months ago.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
You know they're nice.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Okay, I like that. I was dreaking water. I like that.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I'm sorry. I think when you go up on the
counter like that, they stink. But maybe when you're just
standing they're okay. You know how that feels, right, Jord,
you're too old to be wearing Jordan's No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I'm down.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
My ship is streak.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I'm done like I too old, Lewis, he's not the
old way old way to sneak. Nobody's told Jordan's boss.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I got a question for you. What what super Bowl
were you in?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I'm gonna go you were there College National Championshi usually right?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Boss came in with a giant, obnoxious diamond filled the ring.
Well here, I hope someone tries to cut your finger off.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Did you buy this or.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Somebody want the story behind it?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
God, Okay, I had a wedding ring.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
You're part of the dream team.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah, I dream, I do. Howard, you should have.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Just get sometimes I get for twenty years.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I know you just got your You're loving it.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
You think I get a dinner call anyhow, I guess
it takes twenty five.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Here she wants to story real quick.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Uh. Yeah, I had a wedding ring for my ex wife,
three diamonds, and then after we got divorced, I put
it on the sand. And when Bonnie and I got married, Uh,
I go, say, I wear this ring as the wedding Yeah,
because Monny, we didn't care about ship like that. So
then I bought Bonnie and I diamond bezels.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
For our rolex.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Okay, so I traded my rolelex and but they gave
me the diamond bezel back. So I had all these diamonds.
So I said, you know what, I'm gonna go make
Bonnie a new wedding ring, wedding band with all these diamonds.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Good Christmas.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
So I made her a nice fucking bit.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
It was all diamonds around and to two of these
bigger diamonds in the middle.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
And she said, that's too much.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I'll never wear it.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
She goes, I'll never wear it's too much for her.
So I took that back.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
He wouldn't wear it. I took it back. I lost
eight hundred dollars right there. Oh no, well, of course
make it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I took that.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I What am I gonna do with a ladies diamond ring?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
So I took my old ring those diamonds, and I
had some ear ring diamonds.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
I said, make me another ring. And this is what
they made. And just what?
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Because I didn't want a big diamond rings to go
to waste and I could have left it to my daughter.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Looks like you stole that from Don King.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I was gonna say, it's just it's fucking it is.
I was trying to think of did you not get
it from Jacob the jeweler?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Is that who waited for you? Is that who you're
having to do this?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
This is from the tray to get that ring.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
This is from the Tracy Morgan Collection's big.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
You're just I don't know what.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I'm not a jewelry guy though. I'm just not a
jewelry I don't especially something like that. You know, that's
only good if you're gonna be beating people.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
I'm on stage as a comic. Now you see this
like this, and you're going that motherfucker said, oh damn,
look at that, Look at it.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Look at that motherfucker and I could do black rooms
at white rooms.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
That's why he did it.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
When he holds the micro at the ring, you're right,
you go.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Success, Yeah, that's perfect. We're going to tweet that picture.
That is really about you talked about on the radio already.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Oh good point.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Right, that's a big ring.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
But it's nice to start us on the sides.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
If you're I'm only thinking of that from the If
you're just going to punch people, that would really hurt
him a lot.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
You got a nice chunk right there to inflict some damon.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I'm not going to hurt my ring.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I know you're not.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
But I don't even care that it's yours. I hate jewelry.
On man, I'm just thinking about it. If you're wearing me,
it's a little brass. You got a mean you know exactly?
I hate on man. That would hurt somebody if you
hit him. I would be wearing that for protecting. Nobody's
gonna hate it. When I get it with her.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
To I'm going to go. She hasn't seen it yet.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
No, I just picked it. That's why I got anxiety,
because I picked it up on the way here.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Please text me and tell me what she says.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Going to say, hello, Corleon.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
No, she's gonna go, what do you what do you
think you're in the mob?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
That's what It's gonna be. A whole bunch of joey
pants references. Yeah, we don't want you want to hear
how she trashed me. Uh, And I'm going to write
a bit about this. But and it's not it's in province.
We're doing our podcast. And I said the reason I'm sober,
I go, maybe the reason I'm sober is because God,
you know, maybe I'm a comic sober because God wanted
(11:30):
me to carry the message. And Bonnie goes, oh, really
killed Martin, Luther King and John Kennedy. But let's keep
Rich Boston around the character message. So nobbies, but keep Rich.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
That's right. Gunga did carry that water? Baby? What's up?
Why so exciting?
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I had a good, good therapy session.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
I'm reeling you're from from our therapy session straight here?
Did you bring up any of the stuff you talked
about on the show?
Speaker 5 (12:10):
He knows all that. That's the old news.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Do you go see that one guy all the comics?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
I never met him, but he's great.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You gotta go.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Why live in Jersey? I'm not I'm not listening. You
don't have to tell me. I gotta go. Does you
break other comics? Like if your Shane's never.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Show and I've tried, I'll be like, come on, give
me that big Jay dirt?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, and we go.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
How many comics going to this guy?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
At least twenty?
Speaker 4 (12:32):
If I went, he would definitely know who I am.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Yeah, we.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
All just go with success.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
When you're when you're in the waiting room, are all
the comics coming out?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
We call it the green room. It's just full of comedian.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I don't know why you guys would all go to
the same guy.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
He's good.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
He always is that good.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Richard Lewis in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, he never got better.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
Yeah, he's a cool Guy's a man of the people.
Grew up in the Lower East Side, you poor. And
he was in a street gang passage.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Was that street gang? A tough Jewish street gangs? I
don't remember them in the movie with dicap Hero and Daniel.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Remember, are you crazy? The toughest gangs for the Jewish
back then, Sagel.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
No, I went way before that.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Jewish boxers, a lot of Jewish boxing.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
And the like this.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, but because they had to protect their nose.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Another visual. Yes, did you get your bed yet?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
No?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I haven't gotten the bed. I got a mattress.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
But it's amazing to me you bought a mattress and no, no,
uh uh no, no, I wouldn't a.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
New apartment, no furniture, mattress on the floor. Cannot find
himself a smoothie when he passed, told.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Me that guilty already? Did I gotta say? I want
to say thanks all the people wrote in and who
sent smoothies.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You know why they're starting to send smoothies And yeah, I.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
Go to these gigs and people are bringing smooth I
got thirteen smooths in the green room, Noel, I got
to drink them all.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I would never drink one of them.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Wouldn't you be scared to death?
Speaker 8 (14:06):
No?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
I trust everyone.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
You know.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Patrice would kill me.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I was at the seller. He was there one day.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
He said he got an apartment.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
So we got our bed. We got a two thousand
dollars bed on fucking Craigslist. It's beautiful king side.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
So I go, it's not a two thousand dollars bed anymore.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
But the would the frame. You don't buy the mattress obviously.
The frame, yeah, you don't buy the bed. That's disgusting.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
The frame, it's a king side frame. Anyhow, Why we
spend two thousand?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I would do that.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I said, we got it was a two thousand dollars frame,
and we got it for like four hundred.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
Bucks for two thousand. Now it's a two thousand.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I was to him, remember what after sell her? And
I was showing you beds on Craigslist. If Patrice would
have saw me doing that, can you imagine how he
would have beat me down for an hour?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
We looked like too homos. Look at the design look
at the contour. Yeah we were bad, but you know
they were good looking beds.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Get a frame. Go to Charles by Rogers. I have
some good stuff over there.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
My oldest friend just texted in because we were having
a little audio problem. Buzzy writes Vic slightly hot Voss
needs to.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Go to zero.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
That's why it's my best friend World Hot Cigs.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
You know what, Izling, You know what?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
My fucking fans know that I'm on.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Fine, there you go, Mark, check out the ring. I
just go wow at blinding me. Boss?
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Right, whoa would you sell the Fedora that's in the car.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
That's beauty. You can knock some moody out with that puppy.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
It's a big injury.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Yeah, it's like a super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That's what I said. We've done a lot of big
We were with something on a new one.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
You look like run d m V.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Thank you question.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I won the super Bowl of Comedy folks without a
bad show.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
No, No, it was a heavy set guy with glasses,
Bobby Kelly.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Bobby, Bobby can't wear glasses.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Did you bring groceries to the show that I ordered lunch?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
That's your.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Breakfast club? So what's the store? When did we get
the hot Republic in here? Eh?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Oh Tommy?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Is it a phoner?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I'm not sure yet. She's pretty cute. Oh my god,
suspend it spart suspended from the blade the blonde. I
read that yesterday for a week because she goes against
what they leave. What did she say? She was pro choice?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Look at that. Come on, he lives.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Would you marry her?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Like?
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I mean, would you date her?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
And no?
Speaker 5 (17:13):
I would not date her.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
You wouldn't a no, No, I.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Don't want to date anybody. Why would I did her?
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
I don't date.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Hot?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Are you fucking girls that hot?
Speaker 5 (17:25):
I'm not know enough girls that I have.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
You ever get to the point where you would date someone?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Sure, someone like he's had girlfriends. No, I understand that
he came out of a long term.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
I know.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Why he's doing what he's doing now.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Twelve years old a girl? How old are you?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
You're thirty three?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
That long? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (17:45):
The whole twenty's gone from where high school? Sweetheart, New
Orleans chick. We went to college together, we moved here together.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Hit the fuck out.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Yeah, it was ugly.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Is she still in the city.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
Yeah, we're cool. You talk to her every now and then.
You know, it's all business. You got some mail here,
you're gay, you know all that.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
No, I'm jokings.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Let me take this for a second. We were just
talking to him that I don't think. I don't understand
guys that talked to their exits.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I do. I don't care.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
I had a chat.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
But no, no, you have to. It seems like because
it's like.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
He's going, he goes around and finds them.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
From one of them, she owns a shoe store called.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
I put a pair for my kids. Nice.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
But but he searched around and went to my shoe
store to buy shoes for his kids. And then and
then his wife cleans his house maybe since his new kid.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Okay, cool, well, hold on, hold on, that's weird and
the exaggerator. I didn't search around. I knew where her
shoe store was. I was in her town, so I
stopped in the say.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Oh, that's the big difference in the story.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Second, all.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
My ex, my ex wife, my ax. I moved two
miles from my ex wife. I could be close to
my kids. Okay, when when she moved, I moved, we
stand that, Okay, So then I got married, and my
actual wife had a cleaning business.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
So I said, do you know, I get clean clean
house and.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
My wife sees your new wife's panties and that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Well, the panties are panties. My wife don't sniff panties.
Probably sniff Bond's panties. No, my ex wife's not a comic.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Why did Bonnie allow that, right, because byn't one.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That's weird that she were allowed.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
No, but we we were cool.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
My ex wife was rewives and girlfriends would.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Not allow that, Like, it's not true.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Normal bones you'd say, hey, my ex is going to
clean our house when there's a million cleaning services. That's weird.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Watch our kids weird, Watch your kids.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Yeah, that's uh. Yeah, this is weird because it's she's.
Speaker 8 (20:01):
Coming into your old world's coming in your new world.
It's very very funky.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Listen, you don't have kids, No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Okay, I lived two miles that he knows of, right, Mark.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Good, I looked two miles.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I have a relationship with her the rest of my
life because I until my daughters are at least eighteen,
So I got to deal with her any house, What
the fuck? I might as well make it as as
easy as I possibly can. If you're dealing with somebody
for the next eighteen years, when you'd rather be friends
with them than fight with him.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
I would just not.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
After you got kids. We had two daughters.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I went.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You went from having kids with her, now she's in
your house with your new life. Bonnie had to have
a problem with that.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Body's idea, Wow, let's get her.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Here, Jesus Christ, that just looks that's weird body on
the phone.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
But it's.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Understand like keeping in touch with her because you got
kids with her, and maybe you go over your her
house to visit with the kids or whatever.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
You want, the basketball games together.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I understand understand exes do that type of thing. It's
I think you cross the line when she comes into
your house to clean your clothes and your and your
shitty underwear. She didn't, but cleaning services do that, and
don't they throw a load of laundry and as they're
doing on.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
And I can't believe you're married a Mexican.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Fast forward a couple of years or a few years whatever.
Now you got a girl, maybe you're married, maybe you
have a kid, and then you're telling your ex to
come on over and clean your cleaning.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
He doesn't have kids with his ex, he doesn't have
a You have to have a relationship.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
He said, you had an X with a shoe store.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Is this a different Yeah, that was only We've been
going down memory lane with every woman Boss has been
near in the past twenty five years. The show started,
We're we're into uh forty three minutes of exciting.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
We didn't even ask about this. He just offered all those.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Stories about living in a in a house with some
woman in pea Pack, New Jersey. I think he just
wanted to say that there were a lot of subfis
to the story.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Peck Berry, let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
That way. Wait wait that that was fine?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
That is difficult?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
What that breathe? That was nice?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Rich is giving us a lot already today. Wait till
you see the ring he made.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
It's it's you made that.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Yeah, I hadn't made ship.
Speaker 9 (22:45):
It's a giant know how to make rings.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
It looks like a super Bowl ring. It's giant.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
It's combo. Uh yeah, I won something athletically or I'm
in the mob.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Combo absolutely right, And he said, you know it's so
when he's on stage, people will know he's a.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Headliner, meant that they won't mean that, they.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Won't know by the numbers in the room.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
But yeah, all right, Bonnie so Rich said it was
your idea to get the X to uh clean your
house and babysit.
Speaker 9 (23:23):
Yeah, I want that bitch to do all this, all right.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
You don't don't call her that.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
First of all, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
She was a good babyshitter.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Once you watched Raina.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I just think it's a little weird, that's all.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
What's it weird?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I think so?
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Well?
Speaker 9 (23:37):
My mom was my mom came once and Rich and
I went to Tennessee, right, Rich, Yeah, and my mom
came and watched Raina when she was a baby, and
Reina got a fever and my mom freaked out and
didn't know what to do. So she called Kelly to
come over and my mom and Kelly like, had, you.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Know, take care of our daughter.
Speaker 9 (23:58):
Weird, weird, But Kelly is like very nice. The first
thing Kelly did was she took me aside and told
me why I shouldn't marry Rich and I should have listened,
you know.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, but you didn't think that last night?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Oh God, we watched.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
Homeland, Yes, including our.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
What happened go ahead?
Speaker 9 (24:27):
Line between like putting up with having your dog in
the room all your effects and then not being able
to do it without your dog.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
In the room, that is a gray area.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I agree about it.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Wait, I'm engaging mentally, so I guess that's not my
joke anymore.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
You guys like the Gaffigans.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
I gave him that joke, and he goes, it's not funny,
it won't work. Proving to you that it does work.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Let's not fight. It's just in a podcast. What I'm saying.
It's hard when you're on the bed and the door.
You know, you're doing things, and all of a sudden
the dog comes and licks my wife's nipples and I'm like,
come on, the dog's are female.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
It got closed though it got close.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
You know, mag is the dog found the clip?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
All right?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
All right here, Mark Martin Norman can get edgy when
he doesn't find the click pit.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Kelly lives two miles from us. We should go to
barbecues at our house.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
I'm just saying strange. If it works, it works, that's
fine now. But I think most people would agree that's
a little weird to have your exit and involved with
your new life. To that extent, that's not when.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
If it works whatever, Kelly.
Speaker 9 (25:43):
Last night and cleaned off my back.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
And hang up, and I'll just hang up my cue
for the out. That's the great out, the great out.
You better, I'm not going to get better than that out.
She boo boo boo boo b boom. We know, we know,
(26:09):
boo boo boo boo.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Boo boo boo boom boom.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Boom boom boo boo boo booper boom
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Boom boo boo boo b boom
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