April 29, 2025 • 26 mins
Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of Comedy Quick Hits with Opie! Punk icon Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols joins comedians Vic Henley, Sherrod Small, and Carl Ruiz for a hilarious mix of raw stories and unfiltered laughs. From the gritty origins of punk and spitting fans to bizarre tax scams and peeping Tom confessions, this episode is packed with outrageous anecdotes. Hear Steve dish on stealing from David Bowie, meeting a drunk Pete Townshend, and the chaos of the Sex Pistols. Plus, the crew dives into Central Park adventures, bar fights, and a fishy controversy. It’s comedy, punk, and pure mayhem! #ComedyPodcast #SexPistols #SteveJones #StandUpComedy #PunkRockSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stoopy radio, there's a man himself.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What's up supposed to be you're on the wrong STU.
People have been killed for less than this, or.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're hoping the band would would have done a little
differently as far as maybe moving out of the punk.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
The reason that it sounded the way it did was
lack of technobility, you know. I mean I'd only been
playing a few months, so that I was limited for
what I could do. And Rotten never sung before, and
he sounded the way he sounded. And I think you know,
lyrics are fantastic, fantastic lyrics from a young guy to
write them words anak in the UK and God Saved
(00:37):
the Queen and all the other songs. They were really
intelligent lyrics.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Did you guys start the spitting.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Supposedly started from Johnny always says that he had like
men giants something. He's always singing, coughing from singing. I
guess some kids saw it.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
To do right.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
But did someone get hepatitis.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Or from Joe s Drama supposedly got sick from him?
Then he opened his mouth and a big one went
in there.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeahd in his mouth?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Yeah, who was spinning his mouth? I guess a fan
just was a fan. Okay, I misunderstand.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
The whole thing because the fans started thinking, oh, this
is what you want, so I'm going to spin on
you while you're singing. And then he opened his mouth
and he got a loogie in there, and supposed he
got pretty damn sick.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, but everyone used to do it. It's funny. Sometimes.
I used to seek some concerts a bit later on
the guys would come out and literally it was like
a hail of arrows.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Being yeah, spears of phlegm. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
My dad was a a well, let's just put this way,
an entrepreneur slash.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I remember the scammer.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Remember the concrete business is one of the great Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Well that was just to keep us busy. That was
in a business that was to keep us out of
our crazy mom's hair. Right for the people that don't know,
my dad decided to keep us busy that we would
do a lot of cement work around my house, building
walls and paths that went nowhere.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
Literally, we go to nowhere. I'm like, Dad, this path
that's going up into the woods.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Just keep carry we're outside, right, it's a beautiful day.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Staying away from her so who who are you?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Really about you or the whole band?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
No, it's just about me and Cookie.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Isn't that cool?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
We met him one night at a club and he
was really drunk. Pete Towns are right, yeah, yeah, and
he'd been he'd been at it all day. He was,
you know, he was business meetings all day and I
guess he's just started drinking. It was one of the
ones where he just got tied one on and we
met him in a nightclub and he was he was
talking to everyone who kind of bumped and oh the
(02:52):
fuck you?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Oh are you?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
That's all he kept saying all night, and then he
running to me and Cookie and he like came to
just started picking our brains for about two hours. He
sowed up because he was hip to the Sex Pistols
and we're kind of from the same area Shepherd's Bush, Hammersmith.
And then he then he actually said that that song
was based on me and.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Us, one of their greatest songs. Right, yeah, it didn't
get much bigger than that. Again, who the fuck are you?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Though? That's strong?
Speaker 8 (03:26):
Did I ever tell you this one?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
That my uh my family.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
Was part of a church so we didn't have to
pay taxes.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
True story.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
My dad ran with these guys and they were all
entrepreneurs and they they always had a way around ship.
Speaker 8 (03:41):
It was a it was a tax scam, but it
was it was all on the up and up.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I think they've changed the laws and the rules since then,
because I don't hear of this anymore. But we had
to walk around as kids with a tax exem form
and whatever we paid for we had a hand in
the tax ExM form. Like I'd say, we're part of
a church, so they they wouldn't charges the tax. And
it was always humiliating going with my friends. I never
pulled that thing out, but I was always asked when
(04:06):
I got home, did you pull out your tax?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Except for him?
Speaker 6 (04:08):
You know, that's so insanely.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Crazy, that's so singing that because I thought that, guys, but.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You remix.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
We have the full on the city. It's the mohawk.
I see them see that. It's usually I've seen the curls.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
That's curly fries.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I've seen the curls. Usually you don't see the fully
shaved head and just the curls. Oh, this guy is
serious and yet his wife doesn't have her head covered. No,
she's just walking around in blue sneakers. So they may
be the rednecks of her seaton. They're on the they're
(05:10):
on the frieze, and yet not I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
The other one that's becoming all the ragees is the
total one as the heat seat and it goes up
electrically and as the water squirts up your ass after
after you've.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Gone right, have you tried that?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
I haven't.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I don't know. Not of work, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Work?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I had better just moist back there.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's a lot.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Supposedly it dries it afterwards too.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It sprays the front to can it spray the front
in the back?
Speaker 6 (05:44):
It does it?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Oh nice, it was a human tongue, I'd be into it.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
She heights are the best, though, Where where the men
are allowed to walk around and when it's one hundred
degrees out and cargo shorts and sandals a T shirt
and the women have to be completely covered?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Well that's how is that a thing?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
I don't get it.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I'm making fun of anyone's religion.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
I just simply don't get it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Again, you gotta look up Tater Saddle's joker on this,
because he's got he has a joke about the place
that they aren't really have one eye hole. Not too
he's got like that, and I'm not gonna do his act. Okay,
but that look up a little tater salad one eye hole.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
I absolutely looked up. He had a rough child.
Speaker 9 (06:30):
I mean, the only child is like as a bad
and good thing at the same time. It's like being
a rock star with two fans.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Yeah, well, it's okay until the mom gets a new boyfriend.
Speaker 9 (06:38):
That he can no Eve molested me jesus, I guess
that's the worst hit of all.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Only once, but it was enough to spin me out,
you know, out of control. It's it's so good man,
I mean, you know, like I said, there's a positive
to that. It made me angry. It made me drive
more to get out of the shithole I was living
in and to get away with that. And it really
did have a lot to do with me wanting to
start a band and an angry band.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So are you trying to tell the kids out there
if they want to start a band.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Get my last.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Can I jot that down? Let me jot that.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Down, and then we need to go this ah nice somewhere.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I was back far so We're walking in ninetieth Street
at the reservoir. This is where I go every day
for a couple of hours.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Beautiful.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
There's usually a little man that sits in there and
he's been sitting there for about seventy years doing what nothing,
telling people go around.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
That's this whole job.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
That's just go.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Around to volunteer. Where are we you're in the lake?
Go around circle?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
And there was also a local pedal though might have.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
You know there's a lot of them everywhere. Well then, well, yeah,
I had. I had a little thing with a pet Peter.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
It's part two.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
There's another one, yes, who just a sexy little boy.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Huh, I gave up I guess I gave up energy.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
It's a hunger.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I was getting my first divorce and we were there
was four or five people like I was getting a divorce.
Two dudes I knew were seven eight year relationships were
breaking up where they'd live together and moved across country
and stuff. And then another girlfriend of one of them's
same thing. She found out her husband was a crackhead.
Whoh like two months before their wedding and he's in jail.
(08:31):
He has to call her from jail he's been tricking
her on every single time. He would go, well, I'm
having boys, not out on the weekend or something. He's
somewhere of smoking.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
Crack and like a crackhouse.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yes, like a crazy hidden double Live Wall Street thing.
But she joined us on and we used to just
everything had happened within one month, so everybody's relationship crumbles
for whatever reason. And so we would come out here
at seven thirty in the morning, nine o'clock. Sometimes we
do walk two or three times a day, and it
was just like we need to walk off.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
It's just it's just four of us out here, just right,
just mad.
Speaker 8 (09:13):
And then you gotta hear go around.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
So let's not leave out. I used to like Pete
Pete and something, so like people tomming.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah voy our, Yeah, me too, your freaking bitch like that.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
When you come upon something like that, you're stopping in
wa peak.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
Even if my period, I'm a voyeur, even when it
comes to ends. I'm in the hotel lot, i hear
moaning everything's down, and you turn the lights down. I'm like,
I get in here with the light.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
You gotta get ready, and then you put the glass
up again, right you go, glass glass against the wall.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I like hearing and seeing things I shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
We've been Uh, we've got Stephen Ranch opening for Ron White.
How's that on the show Friday that we're gonna be
on Nantucket. He's odd and he's Stephen right, and he's
absolutely brilliant. He would come to town. He would do
letter and Eddie Brielle was the warm up on the
Letterman Show for a thousand years. And so there you're
doing Letterman. You know you've done it. And so there
(10:09):
there's a hotel they're flying you in, or you're at
the w or something really nice, and uh, Eddie, I'm
just gonna go home with you a kind of your
couch is most comfortable? Really, yeah, and so any something home, buddy,
no problem.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
You know the I don't really know that confuses.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Is that a bad thing to be into? Peeping Tom Well?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I used to go into these buildings and try to
which watch girls have boffs and other ship and or.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
One time two ends of the spectrum there by the way.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I was so embarrassed. Once it's in the book that
I was peeping Tom in and someone must have called
the cops. The cops showed up and I quickly put
it away and made that I was breaking in the house,
Oh god, because I didn't want I was too embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
To be up there jerking off, So you pretended like
you were still I.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Was breaking in the regular criminals and.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Is too hilarious.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
When you think of Stephen Wright, then you have to
think Mitch Hedburg. I met Mitch Hedburg the day before.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
He died the Caroline Caroline.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
The day before he died, and went saw m the
Carolines and he crushed. He looked healthy too, because I
heard all the stories over the years leading up to that.
And then I went into the green room and we met.
He knew about the Open Anthony show at the time.
Gave me like a crazy ass, cool ass hug. We
exchanged numbers and he was literally gonna come on the show,
(11:42):
you know, the next day or a couple of days later,
and sure enough, the next day he was dead. There
was a pleasure meeting you, Steve Jones. Definitely, you wrote
a very good book, very open. I appreciate that because
a lot of a lot of celebrities I write books, Man,
they leave everything.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Out, they hold back. Oh it's stink.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
There's a picture of him as a little kid with
a monkey on his head, and he wrote, he's enjoying
eating the headlines off on me. It's one of the
funniest things I got.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
That's a help all along I've gotten.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
I've gotten to the middle, and he's like, this monkey's
really enjoying a free snack off the life on my head.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
You know, it's about like this cop cars, bat rooms.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Now I see that.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Go around.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
My officer.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
They heard you.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
They wondered what we're doing. Did you see something? Say something?
Two white men looking to a fluid. One of them
is holding some sort of.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Device that only it could be like trying to come Sure,
maybe it's about.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Just look like something that couldn't done, or some kind
of Ghostbusters thing.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
But he would steal from bands he was he was
a fan of.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
It didn't matter, it didn't matter.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
No mercy, who's the biggest man you might have stole
something from?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I guess, I guess there was many that's not even
in the book. Well it just gets boring after a while.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
But I didn't somebody get me one of David Bowie,
somebody else one more Roxy music?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
And you like them?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
I thought, weren't you like all of them.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
It seems like you like their stuff far.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
What did you like more roxy music or their amp?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
It was it was in there's an island that has
somebody put some goats on it. Why started multiplying and
so it's in the middle of Everybody just goes over
there and feeds the goats.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
It's goat island.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
So as soon as you roll up in your boat,
all the goats come running because there used to be feeding.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
What's up with humans where they see an island and
their first thought is we got a populate this with
one animal. I've seen the islands that are, you know,
infested with cats.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
I've seen the Iguana islands. I never heard of it.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
The roosters are in the keys.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Ros running around everywhere else one of those fucking islands. Somebody,
somebody did this and so, but you know, for kids.
So it's a hillbilly pettin zoo in the middle of
the lake for free.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You roll up there.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
What are you steal from? Bowie?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
It was his last farewell tour when they were the
Spiders from Mars Hammersmith Odion and I was like fifteen
sixteen and they played, they did, they did their first
night they did the first night they left. All the
gears set up in this place. It was the Hammersmith Odion,
which is now the Hammersmith Apollo. It's still their band
(14:48):
still played there. But I knew this place like the
back of my hand, and I used to like I
was like the Phantom of Hammersmith Odens, getting the rafters everywhere.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
Did you have a mask?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I had.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
In visibility?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
So they left the roadie on like the fifth row,
and I just waited till he fell asleep, and he
was snoring, and I was stuck on there with some
Why I cut has got a load of these beautiful
noise and mics. I've got the drammas cymbals, the bass
player's head, and I got bo is. I wish I
still had this bow's microphone, like this little electro voice,
(15:29):
but it had his lipstick on the end of it.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Oh my, I.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Could have bought my mother house.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Where did that go?
Speaker 8 (15:36):
I have no idea. I gotta interrupt. You see that
lady right there, she was just topless.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Oh I didn't really And it's an old lady in
a bikini from the seventies, from the seventies, and she
was I mean.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
This pretty quick. It was very floor.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
It gives you a whole different look at the park,
but it's like more secluded. And that lady was topless.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Then she saw us coming and she wasn't shy about
putting her top OFX.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
She put it on really slowly. She's gotta be I
would say, she's at least.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Sixty something sive.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I look at her bar though it's banging.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
Look, look look at the ass now now she turned to.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Short creepy Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Gotta interrupt you because we just passed where they do
Shakespeare in the park. And every time I ride my
bike passed where they do Shakespeare in the park. Here
in such a park in New York City. I think
at the time Judy Gold was breaking about doing Shakespeare
in the park.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
I just gotta metch it again and.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
It's great.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
And I'm so good, and I without making a joke,
I wasn't going for a thing. I truly thought she
meant she was doing Shakespeare in the park where there's
other people that do that, but they find just a
tree somewhere and set up camp and do a little Shakespeare.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
And she looked at me. She was so mad because
for the life of me.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I didn't think for a moment that she actually got
the big gig, the real Shakespeare of the park.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
I know she did, and she crushed it.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Version of something Taming of the Shrew all females, Ye, yeah,
but no, she crushed it.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
I was sitting there.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
She was absolutely wonderful because you couldn't have been more stupid.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
And the meeting your stupidity the whole time freely.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
And it just made it funnier.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
I'm like, I'm such an idiot.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
And then the kind of thing that you had seen,
so I was able to actually, no, I know what
he's She was like, I know what he's fucking talking about?
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Eight people standing utter on the side of a hill.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I was confusing. Should I be congratulating her for this?
And then when he found out it was the real thing,
then of course, but.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
What do you Harson had been on Nantunky for the
first of all, like five years ago, and Jackie felling
in and the Farlies put all the Boston guys in
the movies, so the all the Boston Medians get a
cameo or some real thing. So I'm walking, I'm in
here with Nikki and we're hanging out and we're having
a drink, having a Pims.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Cup, a Pims cup.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
I know, I almost know what that is.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Finally, so I.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Go walking in the min crow and Woody Herdson comes
right in behind me and he goes in the stall
and I'm at the urinal but I go, hey, what,
it's Vic Hanley. I met you with Jackie Flynn a
couple of years ago and there and tell you. He's saying,
tell you play the fucking psychopath.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
I really so.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
But we're talking. I'm peeing. I don't know what he's doing,
you know, but we're talking through the fucking just you
know where we got fired. And so we're talking and
he goes, I go, all right, so I finished beating.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
I'm not a walk kind.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm like an older guy was coming in, like a
seventy something of year old man, and I'm like, hey,
what do you I'm leaving now, so don't keep talking.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Because we're gonna scare the shit out of this man.
And he was like, oh, I gotness, see me.
Speaker 8 (19:18):
That's a classic.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Now we're underneath the Dakota on seventy second in such
a park west, looking up at yoko Ono's joint.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
He's really all off across the side of the street.
Why because it bothers me?
Speaker 8 (19:30):
Why comes?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
You're just too close to ugly and horrible.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Seriously, when my friends were coming and visit me, I'm like,
I'm only going to stand on the opposite corner and
you can go over there and take all the pictures
you want.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
This is creepy to me.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
Yeah, to this day, that's creepeat me.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
To this day, the tourists take pictures exactly where John
lightwich shocking state, We're gonna actually.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Walk right by it.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Sorry, bucket, I know which.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
Sandy brings us back to a time when Opie was
taking video of tourists taking pictures in front of the
Dakota where John Lennon was assassinated.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Here's the entrance there the Dakota.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, get a picture where he was murdered.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
There you go, Yeah, it a false smile.
Speaker 11 (20:07):
That's where I was murdered.
Speaker 10 (20:08):
And since this one's in portaste On behalf of the
leader of the Beatles. Here's a backwards message for you
tourists who like to take pictures in front of the
Dakota where John was killed.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
We are now walking exactly where John Lane was shot
and we're done, we're done, we're past. That was it.
And Mark David Chapman was hanging out there, don't even stop,
okay right here, right?
Speaker 6 (20:33):
What was it the other side? I think he was
right here. I don't like he hung out all day waiting.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Okay, I'll shut up with this copy of Kedder and
the Rat, right, So I'll shut up.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
So I gotta tell you one other thing because we're
coming up on the bar. So I've been doing my
fishing last week or so perfect and uh, you know
we all deal with like the haters online.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
Right, Yes, they finally got me.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
They finally got me.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
So I caught a stripe bass and my fishing body
he had his phone, so he's like, I'm gonna film
you a reeling today. And it was a nice iceed fish.
It was about thirty thirty one inches and legals twenty eight.
Good eating, right, So then I posted on my YouTube
channel because people always ask about my fishing.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
Here's me, you know, yeah, here's me pulling in a
nice stripe bass. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
It's not supposed to set the world on fire anything,
but here here's a little taste of my fishing life. Right,
These motherfuckers and I can't be mad at him.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
I can't be mad at him for real.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
They're convinced that I need attention so bad that I
put a dead fish on the.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
Line just so I could reel in a monster fish.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
And I was mad at first, and then I'm like, ah, man,
that's good, that's good. And then I looked at the
video a few times, and if you look at it,
it certainly looks like it could be a dead fish.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
It's not.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
I'm here to tell you it's not.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
And a lot of these stripe bass, especially the bigger ones,
when you reel them in, they're.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Exhausted by the time.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
Yeah, by the time you get him in Suore. And
then I'm like, I don't know if I could ever
prove this wasn't a dead fish on my line.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
But then at the end of the video you.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Actually could see the backfin, you know, moves up and down.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I saw that episode of Andy Griffiths and wait, today
have something like that.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
That's several there.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That's a sitcom classic from a billion years ago or somebody.
But that's what you got. But no, you gotta appreciate it.
Like they were like, you know, you should just admit it.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
No, idea.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, yeah, I woke up at four in the morning
and drove to the fishmonger and bought the biggest mother
photo they just.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Got all the boat.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Came back before daylight, put it on my hook, threw
it in the ocean, went over, woke up my neighbor, tell.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Him to come back. Really, are you, sir, good to
see it? You had good to see you good real
were calling the live.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
We're finishing up this podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Asked the new one, and we uh.
Speaker 8 (23:05):
He loves the hat.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I love it, bro.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
I left you a long time ago. I am fucking tired, exhausted.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
You're a good shame.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
It was part of a fight at the bar.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
No, he kicks a fucking guy out.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
It was the best.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
What was the fighter?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
So this guy comes behind me, always.
Speaker 11 (23:23):
Like football fan, a soccer fan, and he comes to
the back and he's wondering losing croatia. So so I'm
watching the game and the guy sitting behind me and
the bartender, you know, old school in New Yorker. He goes, hey, buddy,
you gotta buy something if you're gonna watch him. He goes, no,
I'm going to work. I can't drink anything. He goes, okay,
five minutes. So after five minutes comes I called bart, Hey.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
Carl's the best I know.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
I don't want to say anything, but my six thousand
dollars watch says he's.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Here about ten minutes slow.
Speaker 12 (23:53):
He goes, thanks cuz. So he goes, hey, soccer guy.
He goes, hey, soccer guy, time to go. Carl here
says it's been ten minutes. The guy goes, looks at me.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
He goes, I'm more like twelve minutes.
Speaker 11 (24:09):
Then a guy's get real fucking narrative, and he goes,
I just watching the game.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
Is a free country?
Speaker 6 (24:14):
He goes, it is a free country.
Speaker 11 (24:15):
It ain't a free fucking bar, though, So I'm like,
it ain't a free fucking bar.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
You see what Trump is doing the kids.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
You think you're gonna fucking sit in his bard.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
So now I'm getting everybody around up in the bar,
stirn the pop.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I'm stirring the pop.
Speaker 11 (24:35):
And this guy, I mean, he must be all of
eighty years old. And the guy stays and he keeps
watching the game. And not only is he watching the game,
he's being folk like, oh every.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Time he miss a goal.
Speaker 11 (24:44):
Yeah, So he looks at me goes, is this motherfucker
an Argentina fan.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I go the biggest I'm he goes, I banned the
Croatian girl once.
Speaker 8 (24:59):
I'm like, do you it for her?
Speaker 11 (25:05):
He comes around the bar, he goes, that's it, punch,
that's it, and.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
I'm trying to get smash.
Speaker 11 (25:13):
I'm like, I'm like Ego, and he threw him out,
threw him the funk out, and people rudy clapped.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Him the whole way. That's all.
Speaker 11 (25:22):
I got a free shot at Jim Pane for being American.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
Yeah, now, I'm just black. I definitely can't wrap. I'm
not that black. I'm right in the middle of OO.
I'm hard beating hip hop.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Out of here. It's time to go, so here I go.
Stoopy radio, there's a man himself.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What's up supposed to be you're on the wrong STU.
People have been killed for less than this, or.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're hoping the band would would have done a little
differently as far as maybe moving out of the punk.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
The reason that it sounded the way it did was
lack of technobility, you know. I mean I'd only been
playing a few months, so that I was limited for
what I could do. And Rotten never sung before, and
he sounded the way he sounded. And I think you know,
lyrics are fantastic, fantastic lyrics from a young guy to
write them words anak in the UK and God Saved
(00:37):
the Queen and all the other songs. They were really
intelligent lyrics.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Did you guys start the spitting.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Supposedly started from Johnny always says that he had like
men giants something. He's always singing, coughing from singing. I
guess some kids saw it.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
To do right.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
But did someone get hepatitis.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Or from Joe s Drama supposedly got sick from him?
Then he opened his mouth and a big one went
in there.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeahd in his mouth?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Yeah, who was spinning his mouth? I guess a fan
just was a fan. Okay, I misunderstand.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
The whole thing because the fans started thinking, oh, this
is what you want, so I'm going to spin on
you while you're singing. And then he opened his mouth
and he got a loogie in there, and supposed he
got pretty damn sick.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, but everyone used to do it. It's funny. Sometimes.
I used to seek some concerts a bit later on
the guys would come out and literally it was like
a hail of arrows.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Being yeah, spears of phlegm. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
My dad was a a well, let's just put this way,
an entrepreneur slash.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I remember the scammer.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Remember the concrete business is one of the great Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Well that was just to keep us busy. That was
in a business that was to keep us out of
our crazy mom's hair. Right for the people that don't know,
my dad decided to keep us busy that we would
do a lot of cement work around my house, building
walls and paths that went nowhere.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
Literally, we go to nowhere. I'm like, Dad, this path
that's going up into the woods.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Just keep carry we're outside, right, it's a beautiful day.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Staying away from her so who who are you?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Really about you or the whole band?
Speaker 4 (02:28):
No, it's just about me and Cookie.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Isn't that cool?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
We met him one night at a club and he
was really drunk. Pete Towns are right, yeah, yeah, and
he'd been he'd been at it all day. He was,
you know, he was business meetings all day and I
guess he's just started drinking. It was one of the
ones where he just got tied one on and we
met him in a nightclub and he was he was
talking to everyone who kind of bumped and oh the
(02:52):
fuck you?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Oh are you?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
That's all he kept saying all night, and then he
running to me and Cookie and he like came to
just started picking our brains for about two hours. He
sowed up because he was hip to the Sex Pistols
and we're kind of from the same area Shepherd's Bush, Hammersmith.
And then he then he actually said that that song
was based on me and.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Us, one of their greatest songs. Right, yeah, it didn't
get much bigger than that. Again, who the fuck are you?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Though? That's strong?
Speaker 8 (03:26):
Did I ever tell you this one?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
That my uh my family.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
Was part of a church so we didn't have to
pay taxes.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
True story.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
My dad ran with these guys and they were all
entrepreneurs and they they always had a way around ship.
Speaker 8 (03:41):
It was a it was a tax scam, but it
was it was all on the up and up.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I think they've changed the laws and the rules since then,
because I don't hear of this anymore. But we had
to walk around as kids with a tax exem form
and whatever we paid for we had a hand in
the tax ExM form. Like I'd say, we're part of
a church, so they they wouldn't charges the tax. And
it was always humiliating going with my friends. I never
pulled that thing out, but I was always asked when
(04:06):
I got home, did you pull out your tax?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Except for him?
Speaker 6 (04:08):
You know, that's so insanely.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Crazy, that's so singing that because I thought that, guys, but.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You remix.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
We have the full on the city. It's the mohawk.
I see them see that. It's usually I've seen the curls.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
That's curly fries.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I've seen the curls. Usually you don't see the fully
shaved head and just the curls. Oh, this guy is
serious and yet his wife doesn't have her head covered. No,
she's just walking around in blue sneakers. So they may
be the rednecks of her seaton. They're on the they're
(05:10):
on the frieze, and yet not I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
The other one that's becoming all the ragees is the
total one as the heat seat and it goes up
electrically and as the water squirts up your ass after
after you've.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Gone right, have you tried that?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
No?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
I haven't.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I don't know. Not of work, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Work?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
I had better just moist back there.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's a lot.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Supposedly it dries it afterwards too.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It sprays the front to can it spray the front
in the back?
Speaker 6 (05:44):
It does it?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Oh nice, it was a human tongue, I'd be into it.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
She heights are the best, though, Where where the men
are allowed to walk around and when it's one hundred
degrees out and cargo shorts and sandals a T shirt
and the women have to be completely covered?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Well that's how is that a thing?
Speaker 6 (06:06):
I don't get it.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I'm making fun of anyone's religion.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
I just simply don't get it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Again, you gotta look up Tater Saddle's joker on this,
because he's got he has a joke about the place
that they aren't really have one eye hole. Not too
he's got like that, and I'm not gonna do his act. Okay,
but that look up a little tater salad one eye hole.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
I absolutely looked up. He had a rough child.
Speaker 9 (06:30):
I mean, the only child is like as a bad
and good thing at the same time. It's like being
a rock star with two fans.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Yeah, well, it's okay until the mom gets a new boyfriend.
Speaker 9 (06:38):
That he can no Eve molested me jesus, I guess
that's the worst hit of all.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Only once, but it was enough to spin me out,
you know, out of control. It's it's so good man,
I mean, you know, like I said, there's a positive
to that. It made me angry. It made me drive
more to get out of the shithole I was living
in and to get away with that. And it really
did have a lot to do with me wanting to
start a band and an angry band.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So are you trying to tell the kids out there
if they want to start a band.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Get my last.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Can I jot that down? Let me jot that.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Down, and then we need to go this ah nice somewhere.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I was back far so We're walking in ninetieth Street
at the reservoir. This is where I go every day
for a couple of hours.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Beautiful.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
There's usually a little man that sits in there and
he's been sitting there for about seventy years doing what nothing,
telling people go around.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
That's this whole job.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
That's just go.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Around to volunteer. Where are we you're in the lake?
Go around circle?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
And there was also a local pedal though might have.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
You know there's a lot of them everywhere. Well then, well, yeah,
I had. I had a little thing with a pet Peter.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
It's part two.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
There's another one, yes, who just a sexy little boy.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Huh, I gave up I guess I gave up energy.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
It's a hunger.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I was getting my first divorce and we were there
was four or five people like I was getting a divorce.
Two dudes I knew were seven eight year relationships were
breaking up where they'd live together and moved across country
and stuff. And then another girlfriend of one of them's
same thing. She found out her husband was a crackhead.
Whoh like two months before their wedding and he's in jail.
(08:31):
He has to call her from jail he's been tricking
her on every single time. He would go, well, I'm
having boys, not out on the weekend or something. He's
somewhere of smoking.
Speaker 8 (08:41):
Crack and like a crackhouse.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yes, like a crazy hidden double Live Wall Street thing.
But she joined us on and we used to just
everything had happened within one month, so everybody's relationship crumbles
for whatever reason. And so we would come out here
at seven thirty in the morning, nine o'clock. Sometimes we
do walk two or three times a day, and it
was just like we need to walk off.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
It's just it's just four of us out here, just right,
just mad.
Speaker 8 (09:13):
And then you gotta hear go around.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
So let's not leave out. I used to like Pete
Pete and something, so like people tomming.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah voy our, Yeah, me too, your freaking bitch like that.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
When you come upon something like that, you're stopping in
wa peak.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
Even if my period, I'm a voyeur, even when it
comes to ends. I'm in the hotel lot, i hear
moaning everything's down, and you turn the lights down. I'm like,
I get in here with the light.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
You gotta get ready, and then you put the glass
up again, right you go, glass glass against the wall.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I like hearing and seeing things I shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
We've been Uh, we've got Stephen Ranch opening for Ron White.
How's that on the show Friday that we're gonna be
on Nantucket. He's odd and he's Stephen right, and he's
absolutely brilliant. He would come to town. He would do
letter and Eddie Brielle was the warm up on the
Letterman Show for a thousand years. And so there you're
doing Letterman. You know you've done it. And so there
(10:09):
there's a hotel they're flying you in, or you're at
the w or something really nice, and uh, Eddie, I'm
just gonna go home with you a kind of your
couch is most comfortable? Really, yeah, and so any something home, buddy,
no problem.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
You know the I don't really know that confuses.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Is that a bad thing to be into? Peeping Tom Well?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
I used to go into these buildings and try to
which watch girls have boffs and other ship and or.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
One time two ends of the spectrum there by the way.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I was so embarrassed. Once it's in the book that
I was peeping Tom in and someone must have called
the cops. The cops showed up and I quickly put
it away and made that I was breaking in the house,
Oh god, because I didn't want I was too embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
To be up there jerking off, So you pretended like
you were still I.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Was breaking in the regular criminals and.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Is too hilarious.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
When you think of Stephen Wright, then you have to
think Mitch Hedburg. I met Mitch Hedburg the day before.
Speaker 6 (11:17):
He died the Caroline Caroline.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
The day before he died, and went saw m the
Carolines and he crushed. He looked healthy too, because I
heard all the stories over the years leading up to that.
And then I went into the green room and we met.
He knew about the Open Anthony show at the time.
Gave me like a crazy ass, cool ass hug. We
exchanged numbers and he was literally gonna come on the show,
(11:42):
you know, the next day or a couple of days later,
and sure enough, the next day he was dead. There
was a pleasure meeting you, Steve Jones. Definitely, you wrote
a very good book, very open. I appreciate that because
a lot of a lot of celebrities I write books, Man,
they leave everything.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Out, they hold back. Oh it's stink.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
There's a picture of him as a little kid with
a monkey on his head, and he wrote, he's enjoying
eating the headlines off on me. It's one of the
funniest things I got.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
That's a help all along I've gotten.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
I've gotten to the middle, and he's like, this monkey's
really enjoying a free snack off the life on my head.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
You know, it's about like this cop cars, bat rooms.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Now I see that.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Go around.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
My officer.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
They heard you.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
They wondered what we're doing. Did you see something? Say something?
Two white men looking to a fluid. One of them
is holding some sort of.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Device that only it could be like trying to come Sure,
maybe it's about.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Just look like something that couldn't done, or some kind
of Ghostbusters thing.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
But he would steal from bands he was he was
a fan of.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
It didn't matter, it didn't matter.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
No mercy, who's the biggest man you might have stole
something from?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I guess, I guess there was many that's not even
in the book. Well it just gets boring after a while.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
But I didn't somebody get me one of David Bowie,
somebody else one more Roxy music?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
And you like them?
Speaker 6 (13:27):
I thought, weren't you like all of them.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
It seems like you like their stuff far.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
What did you like more roxy music or their amp?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
It was it was in there's an island that has
somebody put some goats on it. Why started multiplying and
so it's in the middle of Everybody just goes over
there and feeds the goats.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
It's goat island.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
So as soon as you roll up in your boat,
all the goats come running because there used to be feeding.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
What's up with humans where they see an island and
their first thought is we got a populate this with
one animal. I've seen the islands that are, you know,
infested with cats.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
I've seen the Iguana islands. I never heard of it.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
The roosters are in the keys.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Ros running around everywhere else one of those fucking islands. Somebody,
somebody did this and so, but you know, for kids.
So it's a hillbilly pettin zoo in the middle of
the lake for free.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You roll up there.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
What are you steal from? Bowie?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
It was his last farewell tour when they were the
Spiders from Mars Hammersmith Odion and I was like fifteen
sixteen and they played, they did, they did their first
night they did the first night they left. All the
gears set up in this place. It was the Hammersmith Odion,
which is now the Hammersmith Apollo. It's still their band
(14:48):
still played there. But I knew this place like the
back of my hand, and I used to like I
was like the Phantom of Hammersmith Odens, getting the rafters everywhere.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
Did you have a mask?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
I had.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
In visibility?
Speaker 4 (15:08):
So they left the roadie on like the fifth row,
and I just waited till he fell asleep, and he
was snoring, and I was stuck on there with some
Why I cut has got a load of these beautiful
noise and mics. I've got the drammas cymbals, the bass
player's head, and I got bo is. I wish I
still had this bow's microphone, like this little electro voice,
(15:29):
but it had his lipstick on the end of it.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Oh my, I.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Could have bought my mother house.
Speaker 5 (15:35):
Where did that go?
Speaker 8 (15:36):
I have no idea. I gotta interrupt. You see that
lady right there, she was just topless.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Oh I didn't really And it's an old lady in
a bikini from the seventies, from the seventies, and she
was I mean.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
This pretty quick. It was very floor.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
It gives you a whole different look at the park,
but it's like more secluded. And that lady was topless.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Then she saw us coming and she wasn't shy about
putting her top OFX.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
She put it on really slowly. She's gotta be I
would say, she's at least.
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Sixty something sive.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I look at her bar though it's banging.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
Look, look look at the ass now now she turned to.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Short creepy Yeah, okay, I.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Gotta interrupt you because we just passed where they do
Shakespeare in the park. And every time I ride my
bike passed where they do Shakespeare in the park. Here
in such a park in New York City. I think
at the time Judy Gold was breaking about doing Shakespeare
in the park.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
I just gotta metch it again and.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
It's great.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
And I'm so good, and I without making a joke,
I wasn't going for a thing. I truly thought she
meant she was doing Shakespeare in the park where there's
other people that do that, but they find just a
tree somewhere and set up camp and do a little Shakespeare.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
And she looked at me. She was so mad because
for the life of me.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
I didn't think for a moment that she actually got
the big gig, the real Shakespeare of the park.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
I know she did, and she crushed it.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Version of something Taming of the Shrew all females, Ye, yeah,
but no, she crushed it.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
I was sitting there.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
She was absolutely wonderful because you couldn't have been more stupid.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
And the meeting your stupidity the whole time freely.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
And it just made it funnier.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
I'm like, I'm such an idiot.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
And then the kind of thing that you had seen,
so I was able to actually, no, I know what
he's She was like, I know what he's fucking talking about?
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Eight people standing utter on the side of a hill.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I was confusing. Should I be congratulating her for this?
And then when he found out it was the real thing,
then of course, but.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
What do you Harson had been on Nantunky for the
first of all, like five years ago, and Jackie felling
in and the Farlies put all the Boston guys in
the movies, so the all the Boston Medians get a
cameo or some real thing. So I'm walking, I'm in
here with Nikki and we're hanging out and we're having
a drink, having a Pims.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Cup, a Pims cup.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
I know, I almost know what that is.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Finally, so I.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Go walking in the min crow and Woody Herdson comes
right in behind me and he goes in the stall
and I'm at the urinal but I go, hey, what,
it's Vic Hanley. I met you with Jackie Flynn a
couple of years ago and there and tell you. He's saying,
tell you play the fucking psychopath.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
I really so.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
But we're talking. I'm peeing. I don't know what he's doing,
you know, but we're talking through the fucking just you
know where we got fired. And so we're talking and
he goes, I go, all right, so I finished beating.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
I'm not a walk kind.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm like an older guy was coming in, like a
seventy something of year old man, and I'm like, hey,
what do you I'm leaving now, so don't keep talking.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Because we're gonna scare the shit out of this man.
And he was like, oh, I gotness, see me.
Speaker 8 (19:18):
That's a classic.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Now we're underneath the Dakota on seventy second in such
a park west, looking up at yoko Ono's joint.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
He's really all off across the side of the street.
Why because it bothers me?
Speaker 8 (19:30):
Why comes?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
You're just too close to ugly and horrible.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Seriously, when my friends were coming and visit me, I'm like,
I'm only going to stand on the opposite corner and
you can go over there and take all the pictures
you want.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
This is creepy to me.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
Yeah, to this day, that's creepeat me.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
To this day, the tourists take pictures exactly where John
lightwich shocking state, We're gonna actually.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
Walk right by it.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
Sorry, bucket, I know which.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
Sandy brings us back to a time when Opie was
taking video of tourists taking pictures in front of the
Dakota where John Lennon was assassinated.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Here's the entrance there the Dakota.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, get a picture where he was murdered.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
There you go, Yeah, it a false smile.
Speaker 11 (20:07):
That's where I was murdered.
Speaker 10 (20:08):
And since this one's in portaste On behalf of the
leader of the Beatles. Here's a backwards message for you
tourists who like to take pictures in front of the
Dakota where John was killed.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
We are now walking exactly where John Lane was shot
and we're done, we're done, we're past. That was it.
And Mark David Chapman was hanging out there, don't even stop,
okay right here, right?
Speaker 6 (20:33):
What was it the other side? I think he was
right here. I don't like he hung out all day waiting.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Okay, I'll shut up with this copy of Kedder and
the Rat, right, So I'll shut up.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
So I gotta tell you one other thing because we're
coming up on the bar. So I've been doing my
fishing last week or so perfect and uh, you know
we all deal with like the haters online.
Speaker 8 (20:55):
Right, Yes, they finally got me.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
They finally got me.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
So I caught a stripe bass and my fishing body
he had his phone, so he's like, I'm gonna film
you a reeling today. And it was a nice iceed fish.
It was about thirty thirty one inches and legals twenty eight.
Good eating, right, So then I posted on my YouTube
channel because people always ask about my fishing.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
Here's me, you know, yeah, here's me pulling in a
nice stripe bass. Whatever.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
It's not supposed to set the world on fire anything,
but here here's a little taste of my fishing life. Right,
These motherfuckers and I can't be mad at him.
Speaker 8 (21:29):
I can't be mad at him for real.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
They're convinced that I need attention so bad that I
put a dead fish on the.
Speaker 8 (21:38):
Line just so I could reel in a monster fish.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
And I was mad at first, and then I'm like, ah, man,
that's good, that's good. And then I looked at the
video a few times, and if you look at it,
it certainly looks like it could be a dead fish.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
It's not.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
I'm here to tell you it's not.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
And a lot of these stripe bass, especially the bigger ones,
when you reel them in, they're.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Exhausted by the time.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
Yeah, by the time you get him in Suore. And
then I'm like, I don't know if I could ever
prove this wasn't a dead fish on my line.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
But then at the end of the video you.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Actually could see the backfin, you know, moves up and down.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
I saw that episode of Andy Griffiths and wait, today
have something like that.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
That's several there.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That's a sitcom classic from a billion years ago or somebody.
But that's what you got. But no, you gotta appreciate it.
Like they were like, you know, you should just admit it.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
No, idea.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah, yeah, I woke up at four in the morning
and drove to the fishmonger and bought the biggest mother
photo they just.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Got all the boat.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Came back before daylight, put it on my hook, threw
it in the ocean, went over, woke up my neighbor, tell.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Him to come back. Really, are you, sir, good to
see it? You had good to see you good real
were calling the live.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
We're finishing up this podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Asked the new one, and we uh.
Speaker 8 (23:05):
He loves the hat.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I love it, bro.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
I left you a long time ago. I am fucking tired, exhausted.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
You're a good shame.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
It was part of a fight at the bar.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
No, he kicks a fucking guy out.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
It was the best.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
What was the fighter?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
So this guy comes behind me, always.
Speaker 11 (23:23):
Like football fan, a soccer fan, and he comes to
the back and he's wondering losing croatia. So so I'm
watching the game and the guy sitting behind me and
the bartender, you know, old school in New Yorker. He goes, hey, buddy,
you gotta buy something if you're gonna watch him. He goes, no,
I'm going to work. I can't drink anything. He goes, okay,
five minutes. So after five minutes comes I called bart, Hey.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
Carl's the best I know.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
I don't want to say anything, but my six thousand
dollars watch says he's.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Here about ten minutes slow.
Speaker 12 (23:53):
He goes, thanks cuz. So he goes, hey, soccer guy.
He goes, hey, soccer guy, time to go. Carl here
says it's been ten minutes. The guy goes, looks at me.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
He goes, I'm more like twelve minutes.
Speaker 11 (24:09):
Then a guy's get real fucking narrative, and he goes,
I just watching the game.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
Is a free country?
Speaker 6 (24:14):
He goes, it is a free country.
Speaker 11 (24:15):
It ain't a free fucking bar, though, So I'm like,
it ain't a free fucking bar.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
You see what Trump is doing the kids.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
You think you're gonna fucking sit in his bard.
Speaker 6 (24:27):
So now I'm getting everybody around up in the bar,
stirn the pop.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I'm stirring the pop.
Speaker 11 (24:35):
And this guy, I mean, he must be all of
eighty years old. And the guy stays and he keeps
watching the game. And not only is he watching the game,
he's being folk like, oh every.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Time he miss a goal.
Speaker 11 (24:44):
Yeah, So he looks at me goes, is this motherfucker
an Argentina fan.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I go the biggest I'm he goes, I banned the
Croatian girl once.
Speaker 8 (24:59):
I'm like, do you it for her?
Speaker 11 (25:05):
He comes around the bar, he goes, that's it, punch,
that's it, and.
Speaker 6 (25:12):
I'm trying to get smash.
Speaker 11 (25:13):
I'm like, I'm like Ego, and he threw him out,
threw him the funk out, and people rudy clapped.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Him the whole way. That's all.
Speaker 11 (25:22):
I got a free shot at Jim Pane for being American.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
Yeah, now, I'm just black. I definitely can't wrap. I'm
not that black. I'm right in the middle of OO.
I'm hard beating hip hop.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Out of here. It's time to go, so here I go.
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