April 13, 2025 • 25 mins
Get ready for non-stop laughs on this episode of Comedy Quick Hits with Opie! We’re diving into the archives of the Opie Radio podcast with an unforgettable crew: the dearly missed Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, and Sherrod Small. From Opie and Carl’s hotdog-fueled NYC street adventures to wild dating stories, a female caller crushing on Sherrod, and Carl’s epic date recap, this episode is packed with comedy gold. Expect riffs on turkey vultures, Civil War cannons, bad tattoos, and even a salute to breastfeeding moms—plus a whole lot more. It’s unfiltered, outrageous, and guaranteed to leave you grinning!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Well, well, well, isn't this a nice surprise?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Lamb chops, bro.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I can't believe you're gonna walk all the way across
town with me to go get Vic Kenley for the
big podcast today.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Vick Kenley's texted me like crazy because he knows I'm
in the city.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, and he's like, why don't you got yeah you
Vic Kenley.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
He's like, take a cab and he tries to entice
me with stuff like drug dealers outside.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
I'm like, no, no, hey, we got the girl that
she's back from yesterday, the one that wants to see
your cock that hung up.
Speaker 7 (00:45):
Okay, that's not a bad way to start a radio shop. Okay,
that's not a bad way.
Speaker 8 (00:49):
To start on a God damn.
Speaker 7 (00:51):
Mine, Yes, sir, I just want to yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I want to catch the shade from the awnings because
it's hot.
Speaker 7 (00:59):
I don't even notice shade when I'm walking. Look at
my long sleeve shirt. Yeah, what's wrong? You're scared of bees?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
What are you nursing a new tattoo?
Speaker 7 (01:10):
I walked around like I'm hiding track marks, like you
have like psoriasis or something. I don't know why I
do this. I got a long sleeve shirt. It's got
to be ninety degrees here in New York City.
Speaker 9 (01:19):
It is.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
It's Wesley and Jersey all right.
Speaker 8 (01:22):
Now, how do you want to see my panuts inside
your vagina?
Speaker 10 (01:25):
Oh my well, that would be like a dream come cute.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
No, no, it wouldn't for her attorney.
Speaker 8 (01:30):
It would be.
Speaker 10 (01:33):
On a date I went on. Yes, this is the first.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Date I went on that I had the power that
I have now, like knowing being a chef, and it's
been I've been in a.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Gulag for twelve years.
Speaker 10 (01:47):
We could have.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Wrapped up the date at the bar before dinner.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
What just sucking face? No, I don't, I.
Speaker 11 (01:53):
Don't do I don't do PDA.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
So why unless I'm at a bar and you have
singles in your garter And that's a different way.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
So you picked up a girl at a bar. That's
different than going on a date. We met at a bar.
Speaker 10 (02:05):
And I haven't been closing in ten years.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Up, full backspeed, full closing, Alec Baldwin, always be closing.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
It was incredible with that said, like you know, did
you last?
Speaker 10 (02:19):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I mean it's all it's all relative.
Speaker 10 (02:21):
It's all relative.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I mean did I last as long as a commercial doubt.
Speaker 10 (02:27):
I've heard stories of its glory, and I just I'm so,
I just it's like I want to see it, like
I want to see romek.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
Wow, it's well, it's legendary.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I officially have not seen it, but a bunch of
the a bunch of the boys have.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
I've heard stories.
Speaker 12 (02:41):
We've heard I know something from back in the day
and various basements in underground cavern.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
I feel like I feel like I don't have to
see it to understand it. No, you don't know sil
war cannon.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
It was like putting a monkey in a vautrom with
a gun. Also, boom, it's all over.
Speaker 12 (03:02):
That's it.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Was she cool with it?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Or were you?
Speaker 13 (03:07):
Like?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I give her a high five, told her good job, sport,
and I.
Speaker 10 (03:09):
Put on Sports Center.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Also another nickname for your dick, the cracking released the
crack that works.
Speaker 10 (03:17):
It's all you know.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
I'm fifty two and I'm fat.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
No Jesus, so it's my dick. But inches.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
When you go fifty two and fat, you're on.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
I go fifty two in fat.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
You would go fifty two and fat? How about that?
Speaker 8 (03:32):
I hate the Yes, of course I was tapped out.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
I was against the ropes.
Speaker 10 (03:35):
I didn't know what was going on. I didn't think
anything were.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Going to move that quickly.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Really good for you cleaning out the pipes.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
My god, it was like putting the Titanic, like lifting
it out of the fucking bottom.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Of the ocean.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
It looked like Mike Tyson and Tokyo bust. All fucking reputation,
no fucking punch.
Speaker 8 (03:58):
I hate to say what he's a call.
Speaker 13 (03:59):
When went after fat girls back in college in high school,
but we called it holgan.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Oh yeah, we all had this very similar name. We
called it pagan.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Big girls got to the summer.
Speaker 13 (04:09):
Good, come on, be honest, now, some of the best
sex you ever had was with a biggins.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
I openly admit that, yes, they try harder, they go.
Speaker 12 (04:17):
Hard there my friends was a big blong girl. They
called it haystacking.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Haystack.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
So where was the first day I called my buddy
whose owns this sinormous fucking restaurant.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Beautiful, five star, everything right, And I called him and
I'm like, hey, cuz get me.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Uh, I'm coming on the dat.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
He goes done, chef done.
Speaker 10 (04:39):
The restaurant's like three floors and the third floor.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Is like all private and it's this old marble mansion.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Oh I saw that joint on your Instagram.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, I get there and people are just from the valet.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
I've come up with my v W.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Fox things leaking oil all the way up off the
all the way up the pace.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
How annoyed were Oh? They were so annoying.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
And I'm like giving them instructions like careful reverse, don't
touch that button. That's not a fire, it's just smoke,
you know what. Like I had to have like a
whole conversation. They don't don't use the e break, park
it against the wall.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
It'll roll somewhere else. It won't be where you left it.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
They must be so confused by you because they're like, Wow,
he's a big Food network star, so why is he?
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Why is he driving this piece of ship?
Speaker 10 (05:24):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Old, what's that?
Speaker 10 (05:25):
Jesus?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
I think we're looking at you right now, Leslie.
Speaker 13 (05:29):
Yeah, she's a good looking woman. I'll see you, Leslie.
Who's the dude in a pick?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
That's her?
Speaker 11 (05:37):
He's oh my god, Oh that's Leslie.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That This is the haters from Twitter just having around
with sirens. I was gonna say that they're trying to
revive my career.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
That's funny.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Who do you look like? Who do they say you mean?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Like?
Speaker 8 (06:09):
What famous?
Speaker 10 (06:11):
You don't even know who this is?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
But Alison Moyer Vicna upstairs. Yeah, the singer Alison Moyer,
Alison Moye. Let me let me situation, yes, let me
look at this Allison mo way.
Speaker 14 (06:22):
Mo y ya in the day.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Oh you're fucking high.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
He came in swinging it before we get into this.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
Really, get a hot dog?
Speaker 8 (06:41):
What are you getting?
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Hear me out?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I go, I go hot dog, I go sour crowd
every time, perfect and a nice yellow mustard.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
That's it.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Let's do it. I'm saying I'm not I'm not as
crazy as you think with my food. I don't get crazy.
Speaker 10 (06:55):
Fancy.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Papa is uh too? That that's good?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Right?
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Can I get.
Speaker 10 (07:03):
Hold it because he's paying. I'm paying today, sir.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Oh, oh you're not down a pan o.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
Let me get your keen. I'm gonna need one of
those soon. Got a bad back, really bad?
Speaker 7 (07:17):
All right? Nice?
Speaker 8 (07:18):
So where do you live?
Speaker 10 (07:19):
I live in County, New Jersey.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
Oh jerd This that's right off the train. Look at
this train stop head and get ready by go to
what do.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
You think it's? You're on what do you think it?
Speaker 11 (07:32):
Where do you go?
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Train stop? What do you when you meet? You're at
the train stop. He's not joking, by the way.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
No he.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Would.
Speaker 12 (07:44):
He's pulling up schedules right now on his phone. He's
pulling up New Jersey Transit.
Speaker 10 (07:48):
Okay, all right, let's do I got it too.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Mustard sauerkrowd onion two with a drink, Yes, and then
he's gonna have to with sour crowded mustard.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Yes, that's it.
Speaker 10 (08:01):
You want to papia drink? No, I don't. I don't
believe him. And another papaya drink. But what's a papi drink?
You gotta drink the piper the place called Papaya.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You should always order whatever the name is.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
Yeah, but they got a coconut champagne.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
And that sounds like it's gonna give you the poopies.
That doesn't have any alcohol.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
It's not a dach rate.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
I'm from Cuba.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
It's where it comes from.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Ship.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I hope he came out with forty bucks. Thank god,
we got hot dogs.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
He's hoping to be back for Dave Navarro a little
later on.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Oh, that's right, Novarro is coming in and he uh,
you know the story with his mother.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
And yeah, the documentary I saw, Yeah.
Speaker 13 (08:43):
That affect him sexually. That's why he's such a sexual
Dvan that I.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Think he basically says it did. And he became a
drug addict immediately after his mom's murder.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
Because she had all the stuff in the house.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
He found mom, it won't be neating this.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
He found his mother's stash.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
That's my mom and the ant murdered. Yeah, and Dave
was supposed to be there that day.
Speaker 13 (09:09):
Ex husband, Dame Navaua's real father was either really lucky
or really lucky.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Right, because he got his son to live and an
ex is gone.
Speaker 10 (09:21):
I'm just doing the math.
Speaker 11 (09:22):
I'm dying saying, oh, there's mine, thank you.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Where's the yellow mustard?
Speaker 10 (09:29):
He put it on it?
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Put it on?
Speaker 11 (09:31):
Yes, oh, a little goldens.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
It's more of a goldens than a yellow must I
enjoy your dog.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Brother. Hey, you go Hoppe.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
He wants to give you two dollars. Yeah, he appreciated here.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
You take that to He gave you a He actually
gave you. Just give the guy now just to bless
you get.
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Yourself a straw. I'm thinking I need a little more
mustard on mine. Now you're fine? Why am I fine?
I don't see the mustard. I drowned my hot dogs mustard.
All right, all right, I'm right here.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Get you know what you are? Here, here here, dude,
that ship is rough. But you know, with tragedies, there
are some people.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
That are like, oh yeah, it just depends. I don't
ever feel bad if somebody shitty dies, I never really
feel bad about it.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
I mean, I'm not saying his mama. You gotta be
really careful how you say this ship, But like nine
to eleven, there might have been one dude in there
who like, yeah, might have been a real horrible fucking person.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Where someone is like, well I got act said in public,
but holy yeah, now right, look at my luck on
this one.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
I've said. That's a shitty thing to say.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
You gotta be careful because people can't wrap their head
around that stuff. But when these tragedies hit, you know,
a couple are being taken out that are just horrible
human beings, you gotta think the gods are right.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
You think it's why you one Hitler per floor. That's
what I'm saying. Hitler's dead. How's that ever bad? How's
Hitler's dad? Hitler's dead? How's that ever bad?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Now?
Speaker 10 (10:54):
What now we eat them? Actually? I actually love hot dogs.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
I love hot door.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
R wow.
Speaker 10 (11:07):
Tattooed Puerto Rican girl like that? He looks he looked
like this kind of person. I know, But would that
be nice? I mean, you know, much stuff you need
when you get out of prison.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I can help her, bro those type of chicks, that
cabin would be like the Mount Verry lodged.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
I don't have I don't have a specific case. But
maybe somebody that was just really bad to his kids. Yeah,
I'm not.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
I know I got plenty of so much life that
way better because someone you know died in a horrific tragedy.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
That's just like you gotta think there is some of
that in there, right.
Speaker 13 (11:38):
Yeah, And maybe it's a it's a good thing for
the person who was the if you were abuser or
something that you got to go out and hero.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
I think that we know you can to get home theoke.
Speaker 15 (11:48):
Your wife all of a sudden, your name's on a wall. O. Wow,
you mean the choke Shirley. Yes, he's on the wall.
Made the wall that that guy was going to be indicted.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
On our heroes.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I come from a time when girls got like a
little butterfly tattoo on their ankle.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
I was single for the tramp stamp for a little while, right,
but now, man, butterfly, you're just My wife had one,
did she really? And it was ginormous on her ankle?
Speaker 10 (12:22):
No, on her back?
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Oh really, a giant butterfly.
Speaker 10 (12:25):
And it looks like it was made by one of
the ladies from Orange's New Black. It was made with
a prison ink.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Oh, Leslie, we forgot about you.
Speaker 15 (12:34):
Oh that's okay.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
I was enjoying the conversation.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
All right. That was a nice woman. She's sweet.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
What do you want to do with this you're on?
Speaker 13 (12:41):
I mean, just let it do, Just let her float
out there in another lifetime, Leslie, ever come about du said?
Speaker 7 (12:50):
My first XI calls back when you dropped the thirty.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
God, damn it.
Speaker 10 (12:57):
He goes back to Holy goes back. Nothing worse than that.
She had two angels on her thighs. It's too much.
That's a lot, right, Yeah, but they weren't like good
like like now.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
People have good tattooer if a tramp stamps too big,
it's she had like hers.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
A little child traffic. You looking.
Speaker 12 (13:19):
There's a weird bird on her page though, And that's
not a euphemism. Yeah, what's that sort of condor?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (13:24):
What is that?
Speaker 7 (13:25):
That's I don't think that's term. That's a turkey vulture,
turkey vat what's a turkey vulture?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yea? What is.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Half a turkey? Have a vulture? Man, it's gotta be better.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Actually, it's theysedup fly by my office.
Speaker 12 (13:45):
Uh in Parsipity.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
The used to land there and they would stare the
ship out of people anything.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
It's a gavenger. Well, leslie, you gotta be careful because
you're a good eat.
Speaker 8 (13:57):
You can laugh.
Speaker 15 (13:58):
The turkey vultures family, they would they would drag you
into the wood.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
They would be full until spring. That's a good way
to go making birds.
Speaker 16 (14:17):
These hot dogs are so damn good day. So then
what happened with to d brogameside the restaurant. She's meeting
me there, I'm having drinks with the owner and then
just run it. They didn't have to order anything. The
men like, which is they brought us up stairs and
it's just and then you know when things I was
(14:39):
gonna go, well, let's just put it that way, you
know what.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
I'm like, Wow, that's it. I'm clicked in. I'm on
top of the aircraft carrier, I'm on the catapult.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Target is locked in.
Speaker 10 (14:51):
It's locked in.
Speaker 16 (14:52):
And then after that, there's nothing I can do wrong.
Once I was locked in, I just I stopped talking
her and I got on my phone.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
There's always something you could do wrong. Oh yeah, we drinking.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
It gets no point where you can't land the plane
anymore because she's too drunk.
Speaker 10 (15:05):
I've never seen that.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Turn this.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
Off.
Speaker 10 (15:12):
We're gonna be two things.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
I gotta tell Sharad. Yesterday he turned me on to
the Showgirls pull sex scene. We were discussing that earlier classic.
I went home and I watched it ten times and
I was laughing to myself, like, fat you did. Watched
it at least over and over again, over and over again.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
It's addictive.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
It's fucking because it starts.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Out it's supposed to be a hot scene in the pool,
and then and then it becomes ridiculously funny.
Speaker 12 (15:40):
I start choking. I can't even it makes me. I
feel like all the water is going in my mouth.
I'm like, I just want to make that sound through
the whole goddamn scene.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
The dudes should have been like, will you fucking stop?
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Like, really, this is how we're gonna do this When
he's slamming her back in the backwards into the water
over and over again.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Dude, no joke. You gave me a whole afternoon. It's funny.
It is very very I'm not knowing.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
I mean, you pump things up when you do a
radio show, but I think it was about ten times.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
I really don't. I really don't.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Look at her.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
The flopping, that's the best. It's it's like she's getting murdered.
Speaker 12 (16:17):
Yeah, like is that what he was going for? It's
dolphin CPR. It's just dolphin out of water and eats CPR.
Somebody put your mouth.
Speaker 10 (16:28):
On the blowhole.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
I don't know the jewel hilarious, what are you?
Speaker 10 (16:35):
What are you doing? Bravo?
Speaker 7 (16:37):
Clapping?
Speaker 10 (16:37):
I have it's on hotbug place. I want them to
feel good about what they're doing. They're not a little
bit of clopping makes people.
Speaker 16 (16:45):
They're heading behind a hot grill and you're hearing your
pajama saying Bravo, it's a long sleep shirt and.
Speaker 10 (16:50):
You gave him a dime as a tip. I always
get my change.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Blacks would have blew up owner black Twitter.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
Black Twitter's Batman's.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Twitter glitter. What is black Twitter?
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Is just black twitters?
Speaker 7 (17:11):
That sounds like fun. Black Twitter.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
They get heated on them, but heat it. You think
Twitter's bad black?
Speaker 7 (17:21):
What's the logo for black Twitter? Oh, that's a different
birds holding a bird. It's a pick. It's it's the proms.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
Holding a fried bird.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
They got a picture of a turkey vulture. Is there longer?
There's black twitter? There's black twitter. They actually got it.
Like the gold chain cigarette cigarette and the sunglasses.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I used to, uh, when I walked around New York
and you see like a young woman that was pregnant
and and like the boobies wearing bloors and stuff, and
and she was still wearing sexy stuff.
Speaker 10 (17:54):
They would drive me nuts. We're talking about when they're
like one day pregnant. I mean, yeah, you can't be
like they can't be like nine months, like first trimester.
Yeah that maybe even a little whoa babies. I think
we squeezed into the second.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I think we squeezed into the second trimester with the
fetishing full effects.
Speaker 10 (18:15):
You're dead in the kid's head, dude, I never went there.
Kids born with a black eye, but I never went there.
It was just something I don't know, I thought about it.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Haven't we talked about the slut shaming yet?
Speaker 8 (18:26):
And they went after it.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
I don't these these broads that have these, uh, these
pictures where they're completely titillating.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Yeah, and then you you call them out on that,
like you're fucking slut shaming.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
No, you're you're you're putting these pictures out on purpose
to get fucking followers.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you can't that's the new thing.
You can't say nothing about it.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
One put the one broad that we did a story
on a couple of months ago, the model.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
I was looking at her instagram again because she has
ridiculously hot.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Pictures, but they're all titillating, and there's a video of
her running with that no broad a tiny little shirt on.
I'm like, oh, really, who is this? I'm like, that
video is on your Instagram to get everyone to click follow, right,
and she's in, don't what.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
Well, then you can't slut shame and say you're just
doing it to get followers, you know.
Speaker 13 (19:16):
Yeah, if you say that, you're not sticking up for
women's rights.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
By showing a fifteen minute, fifteen second video of you
run without a broad nipples are popping out of the way.
Speaker 8 (19:27):
Glorious.
Speaker 12 (19:28):
I'm gonna say that that's a classic redo if a
glorious dying.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
I'm from nineteen seventy four. What don't fuck I mean?
We got to wake up a little bit with this shit.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
It's worse thanough of my brother.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
And I'm also the creek that will absolutely try to
take a peek when they're nursing in a park.
Speaker 10 (19:44):
Just want to let you know that. I figured it
was time to let you know these things. You're a
you're a breastfeeder watcher a little bit. You gotta go
to a nervous hospital.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
Brother.
Speaker 10 (19:54):
That's I'm not the only one I know. I've been
to the park.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
There's like nine opis can laying all of it pushes
like Navy seals, every them to someone rereads meeting.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
We're stepping all over each other. The guy hiding behind
the newspapers. One guy comes out of the garbage can
like Oscar to grouge.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Not Nina.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
We've had Nina in what we had Nina in O's
in the paper today. What she's modeling hats in the Bronx.
Speaker 11 (20:19):
Oh my god, hats.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Yeah, some new hat.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
I thing. I got a hat full of Jimmy hat.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
You know what, I couldn't read the article because she
was I couldn't read the articles because she was so
she was so.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
Hot in the picture Jimmy had. They got me to
read a dumb racle because she's so hot. That's how
that was shit works.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
How about this? That's a mess. What do you what
do you mean a mess? Look at that? How's that
a mess? Because you're lowering your standards. Of course i am.
I'm home deep, I'm volume price now, bro, I'm single man.
Don't lower your value.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
I have no problem with them showing their their tits
and ass on Instagram and Twitter. But let's let's let's
call it what it is. You're himilating people because you
want them to follow you. You want your numbers up,
like any one of us. We all want numbers, right.
Speaker 13 (21:05):
I'm not saying you want to have sex with these
guys have sex with people, but no, you don't want
it to show off in the hands, because that's what
gets you clicks.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
That's what gets you the clicks.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
And then you're trying to say that you're just sticking
up for women's rights or some storeship.
Speaker 13 (21:17):
It's like you think you Susan the Anthony because you
got your buttchee spread.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Right, Suffrigette. I'm not a fan of the drink.
Speaker 8 (21:27):
You didn't like it?
Speaker 7 (21:27):
Not really, bro until next time, Jared, you don't know
you can go.
Speaker 10 (21:32):
They don't know you. Why aren't you like? Why aren't
you friendly? Maybe not my friendly? Because na r fuck friendly?
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Wow, I don't like this.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
You don't like it?
Speaker 7 (21:43):
You want to put a drink, Sir?
Speaker 10 (21:45):
I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
I don't like rite some food? Okay, all right, he
didn't want it. You're welcome, sir.
Speaker 10 (21:51):
Hey autism OPI I was joking.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
I didn't want you to talk to the guy. I
didn't think you needed it. I was just trying to
be nice.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
You're embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
That's one hundred percent embarrassing.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
Man.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Would you like my papya drink? Okay?
Speaker 8 (22:11):
I I just don't like it.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
I don't like wasting food. Okay, all right? Come on,
ok what I'm not gonna be able to walk with you.
This is one of the reasons I'm not gonna go
where your pick pick Henry up yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
But see as soon as I know you're like a
little uncomfortable, it gets way worse now, way worse.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
This girl's unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Yeah, lot mercy in Agdal.
Speaker 8 (22:33):
How old is she?
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Like twenty one, twenty two somewhere around there? What the fuck?
Where is she from?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Like?
Speaker 8 (22:39):
What is she?
Speaker 7 (22:39):
I didn't know you could sit on a fucking lounge
chair like that upside do?
Speaker 8 (22:45):
What's a pussy point in to the fucking sun?
Speaker 7 (22:48):
How br pussy lips? Fucking ted? Good for you?
Speaker 10 (22:53):
All right here, you're going to.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
This place right, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
You know.
Speaker 14 (22:56):
I joined Snapchat the other day. Really, hole, I've never
done the snap. It's a titty tornado. Really, I got
more naked pictures in a half hour. You gotta get
on there.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Were they people that knew you? Or were they just
like strangely someone wanting to show their titties? I mean
it was it was a mixture of everything. Really. Yeah, yeah,
I never did the snap. No snap for the kid.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
A couple of trolls followed me, which is funny and
like they take like a little quick video and inside
their house and they literally live.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Like it's fucking tosic standing really.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Like the dudes are like, fuck you, OPI like they're
sitting there and they got like their kid made like
wallart out of huge Jiffy pop fucking containers.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I'm I'm finally okay with the haters, and I'll tell
you why, because I finally came to the realization fighting.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
A hater is like fighting a ghost.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
I like that, Op.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
It's like, you know what, I like a ghost.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Law on your lip and I can't even concentrate.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
What the what?
Speaker 8 (23:55):
What the fuck? No top lip?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
It's like you have very small, thin white top clip.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Oh, I'll there what he goes. Oh that was a
little extra sauerkraw for the kid. All right, go inside,
watch just jiggling in her little sun dress.
Speaker 10 (24:11):
Right well, you look at this.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
I'm looking, We're looking. We're definitely looking. I have to
say that what We're gonna catch a charge out here,
bro stop. I just wanted her to know we were looking.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
She knew because you know why, because she has fucking
eyes and we have eyes and we were looking at
her face.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
All right, go inside, I gotta go get vic now,
help put.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
You.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
You bring this ship out in me. I don't know why,
but you do.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I'm just hanging out with my boy, and I'm like,
we're not. We're looking at you. Does that because let
me out.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
Here, because then if she smiles, then it adds to
the whole thing, doesn't It is my You're good looking dude,
Thank you, sir. All Right, go inside, I'm gonna go
get Vic Henley. We're gonna come back and get you.
We're gonna come back get you.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
You should be watering with me.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Come with me, all right, there goes Carl. Boo boo
boo boo boo boo boo. Let me radio Radio Radio
boo boo boo boo.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
Boo boo boo boom boom.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
Boom boom boo boo boo boo boo boo
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boom
Well, well, well, isn't this a nice surprise?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Lamb chops, bro.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I can't believe you're gonna walk all the way across
town with me to go get Vic Kenley for the
big podcast today.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Vick Kenley's texted me like crazy because he knows I'm
in the city.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, and he's like, why don't you got yeah you
Vic Kenley.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
He's like, take a cab and he tries to entice
me with stuff like drug dealers outside.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
I'm like, no, no, hey, we got the girl that
she's back from yesterday, the one that wants to see
your cock that hung up.
Speaker 7 (00:45):
Okay, that's not a bad way to start a radio shop. Okay,
that's not a bad way.
Speaker 8 (00:49):
To start on a God damn.
Speaker 7 (00:51):
Mine, Yes, sir, I just want to yes, sir.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I want to catch the shade from the awnings because
it's hot.
Speaker 7 (00:59):
I don't even notice shade when I'm walking. Look at
my long sleeve shirt. Yeah, what's wrong? You're scared of bees?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
What are you nursing a new tattoo?
Speaker 7 (01:10):
I walked around like I'm hiding track marks, like you
have like psoriasis or something. I don't know why I
do this. I got a long sleeve shirt. It's got
to be ninety degrees here in New York City.
Speaker 9 (01:19):
It is.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
It's Wesley and Jersey all right.
Speaker 8 (01:22):
Now, how do you want to see my panuts inside
your vagina?
Speaker 10 (01:25):
Oh my well, that would be like a dream come cute.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
No, no, it wouldn't for her attorney.
Speaker 8 (01:30):
It would be.
Speaker 10 (01:33):
On a date I went on. Yes, this is the first.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Date I went on that I had the power that
I have now, like knowing being a chef, and it's
been I've been in a.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
Gulag for twelve years.
Speaker 10 (01:47):
We could have.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Wrapped up the date at the bar before dinner.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
What just sucking face? No, I don't, I.
Speaker 11 (01:53):
Don't do I don't do PDA.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
So why unless I'm at a bar and you have
singles in your garter And that's a different way.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
So you picked up a girl at a bar. That's
different than going on a date. We met at a bar.
Speaker 10 (02:05):
And I haven't been closing in ten years.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Up, full backspeed, full closing, Alec Baldwin, always be closing.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
It was incredible with that said, like you know, did
you last?
Speaker 10 (02:19):
Well?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I mean it's all it's all relative.
Speaker 10 (02:21):
It's all relative.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I mean did I last as long as a commercial doubt.
Speaker 10 (02:27):
I've heard stories of its glory, and I just I'm so,
I just it's like I want to see it, like
I want to see romek.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
Wow, it's well, it's legendary.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I officially have not seen it, but a bunch of
the a bunch of the boys have.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
I've heard stories.
Speaker 12 (02:41):
We've heard I know something from back in the day
and various basements in underground cavern.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
I feel like I feel like I don't have to
see it to understand it. No, you don't know sil
war cannon.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
It was like putting a monkey in a vautrom with
a gun. Also, boom, it's all over.
Speaker 12 (03:02):
That's it.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Was she cool with it?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Or were you?
Speaker 13 (03:07):
Like?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I give her a high five, told her good job, sport,
and I.
Speaker 10 (03:09):
Put on Sports Center.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Also another nickname for your dick, the cracking released the
crack that works.
Speaker 10 (03:17):
It's all you know.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
I'm fifty two and I'm fat.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
No Jesus, so it's my dick. But inches.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
When you go fifty two and fat, you're on.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
I go fifty two in fat.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
You would go fifty two and fat? How about that?
Speaker 8 (03:32):
I hate the Yes, of course I was tapped out.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
I was against the ropes.
Speaker 10 (03:35):
I didn't know what was going on. I didn't think
anything were.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Going to move that quickly.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Really good for you cleaning out the pipes.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
My god, it was like putting the Titanic, like lifting
it out of the fucking bottom.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Of the ocean.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
It looked like Mike Tyson and Tokyo bust. All fucking reputation,
no fucking punch.
Speaker 8 (03:58):
I hate to say what he's a call.
Speaker 13 (03:59):
When went after fat girls back in college in high school,
but we called it holgan.
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Oh yeah, we all had this very similar name. We
called it pagan.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Big girls got to the summer.
Speaker 13 (04:09):
Good, come on, be honest, now, some of the best
sex you ever had was with a biggins.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
I openly admit that, yes, they try harder, they go.
Speaker 12 (04:17):
Hard there my friends was a big blong girl. They
called it haystacking.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Haystack.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
So where was the first day I called my buddy
whose owns this sinormous fucking restaurant.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Beautiful, five star, everything right, And I called him and
I'm like, hey, cuz get me.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Uh, I'm coming on the dat.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
He goes done, chef done.
Speaker 10 (04:39):
The restaurant's like three floors and the third floor.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Is like all private and it's this old marble mansion.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
Oh I saw that joint on your Instagram.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, I get there and people are just from the valet.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
I've come up with my v W.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Fox things leaking oil all the way up off the
all the way up the pace.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
How annoyed were Oh? They were so annoying.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
And I'm like giving them instructions like careful reverse, don't
touch that button. That's not a fire, it's just smoke,
you know what. Like I had to have like a
whole conversation. They don't don't use the e break, park
it against the wall.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
It'll roll somewhere else. It won't be where you left it.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
They must be so confused by you because they're like, Wow,
he's a big Food network star, so why is he?
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Why is he driving this piece of ship?
Speaker 10 (05:24):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Old, what's that?
Speaker 10 (05:25):
Jesus?
Speaker 7 (05:26):
I think we're looking at you right now, Leslie.
Speaker 13 (05:29):
Yeah, she's a good looking woman. I'll see you, Leslie.
Who's the dude in a pick?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
That's her?
Speaker 11 (05:37):
He's oh my god, Oh that's Leslie.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That This is the haters from Twitter just having around
with sirens. I was gonna say that they're trying to
revive my career.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
That's funny.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Who do you look like? Who do they say you mean?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Like?
Speaker 8 (06:09):
What famous?
Speaker 10 (06:11):
You don't even know who this is?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
But Alison Moyer Vicna upstairs. Yeah, the singer Alison Moyer,
Alison Moye. Let me let me situation, yes, let me
look at this Allison mo way.
Speaker 14 (06:22):
Mo y ya in the day.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Oh you're fucking high.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
He came in swinging it before we get into this.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
Really, get a hot dog?
Speaker 8 (06:41):
What are you getting?
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Hear me out?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I go, I go hot dog, I go sour crowd
every time, perfect and a nice yellow mustard.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
That's it.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Let's do it. I'm saying I'm not I'm not as
crazy as you think with my food. I don't get crazy.
Speaker 10 (06:55):
Fancy.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
Papa is uh too? That that's good?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Right?
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Can I get.
Speaker 10 (07:03):
Hold it because he's paying. I'm paying today, sir.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Oh, oh you're not down a pan o.
Speaker 10 (07:10):
Let me get your keen. I'm gonna need one of
those soon. Got a bad back, really bad?
Speaker 7 (07:17):
All right? Nice?
Speaker 8 (07:18):
So where do you live?
Speaker 10 (07:19):
I live in County, New Jersey.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
Oh jerd This that's right off the train. Look at
this train stop head and get ready by go to
what do.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
You think it's? You're on what do you think it?
Speaker 11 (07:32):
Where do you go?
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Train stop? What do you when you meet? You're at
the train stop. He's not joking, by the way.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
No he.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Would.
Speaker 12 (07:44):
He's pulling up schedules right now on his phone. He's
pulling up New Jersey Transit.
Speaker 10 (07:48):
Okay, all right, let's do I got it too.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Mustard sauerkrowd onion two with a drink, Yes, and then
he's gonna have to with sour crowded mustard.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Yes, that's it.
Speaker 10 (08:01):
You want to papia drink? No, I don't. I don't
believe him. And another papaya drink. But what's a papi drink?
You gotta drink the piper the place called Papaya.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You should always order whatever the name is.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
Yeah, but they got a coconut champagne.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
And that sounds like it's gonna give you the poopies.
That doesn't have any alcohol.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
It's not a dach rate.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
I'm from Cuba.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
It's where it comes from.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Ship.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I hope he came out with forty bucks. Thank god,
we got hot dogs.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
He's hoping to be back for Dave Navarro a little
later on.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Oh, that's right, Novarro is coming in and he uh,
you know the story with his mother.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
And yeah, the documentary I saw, Yeah.
Speaker 13 (08:43):
That affect him sexually. That's why he's such a sexual
Dvan that I.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Think he basically says it did. And he became a
drug addict immediately after his mom's murder.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
Because she had all the stuff in the house.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
He found mom, it won't be neating this.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
He found his mother's stash.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
That's my mom and the ant murdered. Yeah, and Dave
was supposed to be there that day.
Speaker 13 (09:09):
Ex husband, Dame Navaua's real father was either really lucky
or really lucky.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
Right, because he got his son to live and an
ex is gone.
Speaker 10 (09:21):
I'm just doing the math.
Speaker 11 (09:22):
I'm dying saying, oh, there's mine, thank you.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Where's the yellow mustard?
Speaker 10 (09:29):
He put it on it?
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Put it on?
Speaker 11 (09:31):
Yes, oh, a little goldens.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
It's more of a goldens than a yellow must I
enjoy your dog.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Brother. Hey, you go Hoppe.
Speaker 10 (09:40):
He wants to give you two dollars. Yeah, he appreciated here.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
You take that to He gave you a He actually
gave you. Just give the guy now just to bless
you get.
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Yourself a straw. I'm thinking I need a little more
mustard on mine. Now you're fine? Why am I fine?
I don't see the mustard. I drowned my hot dogs mustard.
All right, all right, I'm right here.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Get you know what you are? Here, here here, dude,
that ship is rough. But you know, with tragedies, there
are some people.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
That are like, oh yeah, it just depends. I don't
ever feel bad if somebody shitty dies, I never really
feel bad about it.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
I mean, I'm not saying his mama. You gotta be
really careful how you say this ship, But like nine
to eleven, there might have been one dude in there
who like, yeah, might have been a real horrible fucking person.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Where someone is like, well I got act said in public,
but holy yeah, now right, look at my luck on
this one.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
I've said. That's a shitty thing to say.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
You gotta be careful because people can't wrap their head
around that stuff. But when these tragedies hit, you know,
a couple are being taken out that are just horrible
human beings, you gotta think the gods are right.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
You think it's why you one Hitler per floor. That's
what I'm saying. Hitler's dead. How's that ever bad? How's
Hitler's dad? Hitler's dead? How's that ever bad?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Now?
Speaker 10 (10:54):
What now we eat them? Actually? I actually love hot dogs.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
I love hot door.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
R wow.
Speaker 10 (11:07):
Tattooed Puerto Rican girl like that? He looks he looked
like this kind of person. I know, But would that
be nice? I mean, you know, much stuff you need
when you get out of prison.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I can help her, bro those type of chicks, that
cabin would be like the Mount Verry lodged.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
I don't have I don't have a specific case. But
maybe somebody that was just really bad to his kids. Yeah,
I'm not.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
I know I got plenty of so much life that
way better because someone you know died in a horrific tragedy.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
That's just like you gotta think there is some of
that in there, right.
Speaker 13 (11:38):
Yeah, And maybe it's a it's a good thing for
the person who was the if you were abuser or
something that you got to go out and hero.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
I think that we know you can to get home theoke.
Speaker 15 (11:48):
Your wife all of a sudden, your name's on a wall. O. Wow,
you mean the choke Shirley. Yes, he's on the wall.
Made the wall that that guy was going to be indicted.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
On our heroes.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
I come from a time when girls got like a
little butterfly tattoo on their ankle.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
I was single for the tramp stamp for a little while, right,
but now, man, butterfly, you're just My wife had one,
did she really? And it was ginormous on her ankle?
Speaker 10 (12:22):
No, on her back?
Speaker 7 (12:23):
Oh really, a giant butterfly.
Speaker 10 (12:25):
And it looks like it was made by one of
the ladies from Orange's New Black. It was made with
a prison ink.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
Oh, Leslie, we forgot about you.
Speaker 15 (12:34):
Oh that's okay.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
I was enjoying the conversation.
Speaker 8 (12:37):
All right. That was a nice woman. She's sweet.
Speaker 7 (12:39):
What do you want to do with this you're on?
Speaker 13 (12:41):
I mean, just let it do, Just let her float
out there in another lifetime, Leslie, ever come about du said?
Speaker 7 (12:50):
My first XI calls back when you dropped the thirty.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
God, damn it.
Speaker 10 (12:57):
He goes back to Holy goes back. Nothing worse than that.
She had two angels on her thighs. It's too much.
That's a lot, right, Yeah, but they weren't like good
like like now.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
People have good tattooer if a tramp stamps too big,
it's she had like hers.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
A little child traffic. You looking.
Speaker 12 (13:19):
There's a weird bird on her page though, And that's
not a euphemism. Yeah, what's that sort of condor?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (13:24):
What is that?
Speaker 7 (13:25):
That's I don't think that's term. That's a turkey vulture,
turkey vat what's a turkey vulture?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yea? What is.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Half a turkey? Have a vulture? Man, it's gotta be better.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Actually, it's theysedup fly by my office.
Speaker 12 (13:45):
Uh in Parsipity.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
The used to land there and they would stare the
ship out of people anything.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
It's a gavenger. Well, leslie, you gotta be careful because
you're a good eat.
Speaker 8 (13:57):
You can laugh.
Speaker 15 (13:58):
The turkey vultures family, they would they would drag you
into the wood.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
They would be full until spring. That's a good way
to go making birds.
Speaker 16 (14:17):
These hot dogs are so damn good day. So then
what happened with to d brogameside the restaurant. She's meeting
me there, I'm having drinks with the owner and then
just run it. They didn't have to order anything. The
men like, which is they brought us up stairs and
it's just and then you know when things I was
(14:39):
gonna go, well, let's just put it that way, you
know what.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
I'm like, Wow, that's it. I'm clicked in. I'm on
top of the aircraft carrier, I'm on the catapult.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Target is locked in.
Speaker 10 (14:51):
It's locked in.
Speaker 16 (14:52):
And then after that, there's nothing I can do wrong.
Once I was locked in, I just I stopped talking
her and I got on my phone.
Speaker 10 (14:57):
There's always something you could do wrong. Oh yeah, we drinking.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
It gets no point where you can't land the plane
anymore because she's too drunk.
Speaker 10 (15:05):
I've never seen that.
Speaker 7 (15:09):
Turn this.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
Off.
Speaker 10 (15:12):
We're gonna be two things.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
I gotta tell Sharad. Yesterday he turned me on to
the Showgirls pull sex scene. We were discussing that earlier classic.
I went home and I watched it ten times and
I was laughing to myself, like, fat you did. Watched
it at least over and over again, over and over again.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
It's addictive.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
It's fucking because it starts.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Out it's supposed to be a hot scene in the pool,
and then and then it becomes ridiculously funny.
Speaker 12 (15:40):
I start choking. I can't even it makes me. I
feel like all the water is going in my mouth.
I'm like, I just want to make that sound through
the whole goddamn scene.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
The dudes should have been like, will you fucking stop?
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Like, really, this is how we're gonna do this When
he's slamming her back in the backwards into the water
over and over again.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Dude, no joke. You gave me a whole afternoon. It's funny.
It is very very I'm not knowing.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
I mean, you pump things up when you do a
radio show, but I think it was about ten times.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
I really don't. I really don't.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Look at her.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
The flopping, that's the best. It's it's like she's getting murdered.
Speaker 12 (16:17):
Yeah, like is that what he was going for? It's
dolphin CPR. It's just dolphin out of water and eats CPR.
Somebody put your mouth.
Speaker 10 (16:28):
On the blowhole.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
I don't know the jewel hilarious, what are you?
Speaker 10 (16:35):
What are you doing? Bravo?
Speaker 7 (16:37):
Clapping?
Speaker 10 (16:37):
I have it's on hotbug place. I want them to
feel good about what they're doing. They're not a little
bit of clopping makes people.
Speaker 16 (16:45):
They're heading behind a hot grill and you're hearing your
pajama saying Bravo, it's a long sleep shirt and.
Speaker 10 (16:50):
You gave him a dime as a tip. I always
get my change.
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Blacks would have blew up owner black Twitter.
Speaker 8 (17:03):
Black Twitter's Batman's.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Twitter glitter. What is black Twitter?
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Is just black twitters?
Speaker 7 (17:11):
That sounds like fun. Black Twitter.
Speaker 8 (17:13):
They get heated on them, but heat it. You think
Twitter's bad black?
Speaker 7 (17:21):
What's the logo for black Twitter? Oh, that's a different
birds holding a bird. It's a pick. It's it's the proms.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
Holding a fried bird.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
They got a picture of a turkey vulture. Is there longer?
There's black twitter? There's black twitter. They actually got it.
Like the gold chain cigarette cigarette and the sunglasses.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I used to, uh, when I walked around New York
and you see like a young woman that was pregnant
and and like the boobies wearing bloors and stuff, and
and she was still wearing sexy stuff.
Speaker 10 (17:54):
They would drive me nuts. We're talking about when they're
like one day pregnant. I mean, yeah, you can't be
like they can't be like nine months, like first trimester.
Yeah that maybe even a little whoa babies. I think
we squeezed into the second.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I think we squeezed into the second trimester with the
fetishing full effects.
Speaker 10 (18:15):
You're dead in the kid's head, dude, I never went there.
Kids born with a black eye, but I never went there.
It was just something I don't know, I thought about it.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
Haven't we talked about the slut shaming yet?
Speaker 8 (18:26):
And they went after it.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
I don't these these broads that have these, uh, these
pictures where they're completely titillating.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Yeah, and then you you call them out on that,
like you're fucking slut shaming.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
No, you're you're you're putting these pictures out on purpose
to get fucking followers.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you can't that's the new thing.
You can't say nothing about it.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
One put the one broad that we did a story
on a couple of months ago, the model.
Speaker 7 (18:52):
I was looking at her instagram again because she has
ridiculously hot.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Pictures, but they're all titillating, and there's a video of
her running with that no broad a tiny little shirt on.
I'm like, oh, really, who is this? I'm like, that
video is on your Instagram to get everyone to click follow, right,
and she's in, don't what.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
Well, then you can't slut shame and say you're just
doing it to get followers, you know.
Speaker 13 (19:16):
Yeah, if you say that, you're not sticking up for
women's rights.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
By showing a fifteen minute, fifteen second video of you
run without a broad nipples are popping out of the way.
Speaker 8 (19:27):
Glorious.
Speaker 12 (19:28):
I'm gonna say that that's a classic redo if a
glorious dying.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
I'm from nineteen seventy four. What don't fuck I mean?
We got to wake up a little bit with this shit.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
It's worse thanough of my brother.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
And I'm also the creek that will absolutely try to
take a peek when they're nursing in a park.
Speaker 10 (19:44):
Just want to let you know that. I figured it
was time to let you know these things. You're a
you're a breastfeeder watcher a little bit. You gotta go
to a nervous hospital.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
Brother.
Speaker 10 (19:54):
That's I'm not the only one I know. I've been
to the park.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
There's like nine opis can laying all of it pushes
like Navy seals, every them to someone rereads meeting.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
We're stepping all over each other. The guy hiding behind
the newspapers. One guy comes out of the garbage can
like Oscar to grouge.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Not Nina.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
We've had Nina in what we had Nina in O's
in the paper today. What she's modeling hats in the Bronx.
Speaker 11 (20:19):
Oh my god, hats.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Yeah, some new hat.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
I thing. I got a hat full of Jimmy hat.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
You know what, I couldn't read the article because she
was I couldn't read the articles because she was so
she was so.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
Hot in the picture Jimmy had. They got me to
read a dumb racle because she's so hot. That's how
that was shit works.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
How about this? That's a mess. What do you what
do you mean a mess? Look at that? How's that
a mess? Because you're lowering your standards. Of course i am.
I'm home deep, I'm volume price now, bro, I'm single man.
Don't lower your value.
Speaker 7 (20:54):
I have no problem with them showing their their tits
and ass on Instagram and Twitter. But let's let's let's
call it what it is. You're himilating people because you
want them to follow you. You want your numbers up,
like any one of us. We all want numbers, right.
Speaker 13 (21:05):
I'm not saying you want to have sex with these
guys have sex with people, but no, you don't want
it to show off in the hands, because that's what
gets you clicks.
Speaker 7 (21:12):
That's what gets you the clicks.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
And then you're trying to say that you're just sticking
up for women's rights or some storeship.
Speaker 13 (21:17):
It's like you think you Susan the Anthony because you
got your buttchee spread.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Right, Suffrigette. I'm not a fan of the drink.
Speaker 8 (21:27):
You didn't like it?
Speaker 7 (21:27):
Not really, bro until next time, Jared, you don't know
you can go.
Speaker 10 (21:32):
They don't know you. Why aren't you like? Why aren't
you friendly? Maybe not my friendly? Because na r fuck friendly?
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Wow, I don't like this.
Speaker 8 (21:41):
You don't like it?
Speaker 7 (21:43):
You want to put a drink, Sir?
Speaker 10 (21:45):
I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
I don't like rite some food? Okay, all right, he
didn't want it. You're welcome, sir.
Speaker 10 (21:51):
Hey autism OPI I was joking.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
I didn't want you to talk to the guy. I
didn't think you needed it. I was just trying to
be nice.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
You're embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
That's one hundred percent embarrassing.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
Man.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Would you like my papya drink? Okay?
Speaker 8 (22:11):
I I just don't like it.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
I don't like wasting food. Okay, all right? Come on,
ok what I'm not gonna be able to walk with you.
This is one of the reasons I'm not gonna go
where your pick pick Henry up yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
But see as soon as I know you're like a
little uncomfortable, it gets way worse now, way worse.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
This girl's unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Yeah, lot mercy in Agdal.
Speaker 8 (22:33):
How old is she?
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Like twenty one, twenty two somewhere around there? What the fuck?
Where is she from?
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Like?
Speaker 8 (22:39):
What is she?
Speaker 7 (22:39):
I didn't know you could sit on a fucking lounge
chair like that upside do?
Speaker 8 (22:45):
What's a pussy point in to the fucking sun?
Speaker 7 (22:48):
How br pussy lips? Fucking ted? Good for you?
Speaker 10 (22:53):
All right here, you're going to.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
This place right, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
You know.
Speaker 14 (22:56):
I joined Snapchat the other day. Really, hole, I've never
done the snap. It's a titty tornado. Really, I got
more naked pictures in a half hour. You gotta get
on there.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Were they people that knew you? Or were they just
like strangely someone wanting to show their titties? I mean
it was it was a mixture of everything. Really. Yeah, yeah,
I never did the snap. No snap for the kid.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
A couple of trolls followed me, which is funny and
like they take like a little quick video and inside
their house and they literally live.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Like it's fucking tosic standing really.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Like the dudes are like, fuck you, OPI like they're
sitting there and they got like their kid made like
wallart out of huge Jiffy pop fucking containers.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I'm I'm finally okay with the haters, and I'll tell
you why, because I finally came to the realization fighting.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
A hater is like fighting a ghost.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
I like that, Op.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
It's like, you know what, I like a ghost.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Law on your lip and I can't even concentrate.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
What the what?
Speaker 8 (23:55):
What the fuck? No top lip?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
It's like you have very small, thin white top clip.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Oh, I'll there what he goes. Oh that was a
little extra sauerkraw for the kid. All right, go inside,
watch just jiggling in her little sun dress.
Speaker 10 (24:11):
Right well, you look at this.
Speaker 7 (24:13):
I'm looking, We're looking. We're definitely looking. I have to
say that what We're gonna catch a charge out here,
bro stop. I just wanted her to know we were looking.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
She knew because you know why, because she has fucking
eyes and we have eyes and we were looking at
her face.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
All right, go inside, I gotta go get vic now,
help put.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
You.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
You bring this ship out in me. I don't know why,
but you do.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I'm just hanging out with my boy, and I'm like,
we're not. We're looking at you. Does that because let
me out.
Speaker 7 (24:49):
Here, because then if she smiles, then it adds to
the whole thing, doesn't It is my You're good looking dude,
Thank you, sir. All Right, go inside, I'm gonna go
get Vic Henley. We're gonna come back and get you.
We're gonna come back get you.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
You should be watering with me.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Come with me, all right, there goes Carl. Boo boo
boo boo boo boo boo. Let me radio Radio Radio
boo boo boo boo.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
Boo boo boo boom boom.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
Boom boom boo boo boo boo boo boo
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boom
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