August 1, 2025 • 24 mins
Buckle up for a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud episode of Opie Funny AF featuring iconic rockers Dave Navarro and Ozzy Osbourne, alongside comedy heavyweights Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, Sherrod Small, and Ron the Waiter! This episode is a chaotic ride through hilarious riffs on Bernie Sanders, secret societies, the New World Order, duct-taping your face, babbling Eddie Vedder, sending back bad meat, tear-jerking dogs, Epstein files, divorce, bad dating chemistry, men vs. Broadway musicals, 8th-grade boy antics, pink nail polish on guys, and Ozempic madness. Don’t miss the funniest clips from this all-star crew!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hot reporter making a murder.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I yeah, she's like, so look to even put her
on the cover the episode and marry that woman.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
She's like Russian or something.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Huh did you see the Russian to the altar?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah? Oh that was horrible.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
So Sharad calls me, I'm already back in my hotel room,
duct taping my face back together the next time, and
Sharad calls.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Me, you don't even know what that means. What that means,
I'll show you in a little bit, but I get there. Dallas,
he scooped up Dallas, shorty Texas. That mean she's whole Foods.
If this was me, it would have been three hundred
dollars a pence. I mean, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
And they were trickier than Opie Shaman and each they're
slippier than catching a trout with your hands. I mean,
he's roll over. It was like Voltron.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It was.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
It was three fucking chefs and a comedian that was
black with girls from Texas.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
They didn't have a chance.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
They didn't have the.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
One girls like she was gone right through the woods, chip.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Like, oh, I knew Sharon did a good job when
Sharad went to the bathroom and the girl looked me.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
She's like, does he likes me?
Speaker 6 (01:26):
I'm like, I look at him like, I don't know.
I mean, it's hot and cold right now, but you
don't how to make them happy.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
If you buy another bottle of champagne taxes, do you
get anything.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Any of that Alex Jones stuff just because it's fun,
you believe it?
Speaker 8 (01:43):
No?
Speaker 9 (01:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
So I always thought if there's if there's a secret
society trying to take over the world with this New
World Order thing, they put a step to it, like
they as far as I know, it's time, since I
can remembers, this big takeover gonna happens, not happening, is already.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Where's the press conference?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's time.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Dropped the joint down a shirt. You found it still,
she couldn't find it for the longest. It was still living.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
It was burning on fire in her top.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I was like, I see smoke, was.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Like, I'll yes, yes. It was like it was white
trash backdrap.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
That was crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And she was there when her that that lady was
there when her husband and her son and the husband
and they were with the other girls.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Husband and Son not fans of shots.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Set up.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
They love Bernie.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Bernie is crushing it and people are are rallying behind him.
Don't really most of the outspoken, outspoken people right now
don't really know what the policies are, you.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
They just like all the Oh, a bird landed on
his face?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Bernie. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
That means I got a boat for him.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Like nothing helped that guy more than a thing, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
We're bawling, balling ball. Listen.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
If I was at another table and saw us, I'll
be jealous too.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Took it and Sharag starts with the N word and
this and that and you It wasn't the in word.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
That didn't.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
It was just yo, you my enters.
Speaker 8 (03:24):
We didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Alex said it first, gorn to Shelley, and then I
just had.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
To me, there it goes my reservation.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Was he being loud?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
No?
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Compared to Madison Square Gardens now a whisper.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I'm sitting next to the cuban.
Speaker 10 (03:43):
I'm gonna help read Bill Iran. I'm gonna start with
the golf course. I've already started with three holes.
Speaker 11 (03:50):
Wait, wait to wife's touching you say, yeah, it looked
like the Lionel Richie video when he was doing a
clay painting when he.
Speaker 8 (03:58):
Was fine, Hello, I'm.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Like that bitch just made a clay painting out of
the butter on the table on Sharad's face.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Every guy at the Broadway show, what do they do?
Speaker 8 (04:14):
How many more songs are left?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
And and then.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You go back and look for the hot chicken?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Oh we got eight songs left?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
So bad.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
End I walked down the street. I walked him down
the street, and I got.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
To smooch from the wife.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Yeah, yeah, he got a door and there's daughter. There's
like two.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Really just.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
A true story, am I?
Speaker 12 (04:37):
Do you really want to see uh? In the in
front of your wife and children? We're gonna stump the
fucking ship out of you.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Do you want to hit him?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I don't think you want to go father that.
Speaker 12 (04:49):
Oh my wife wanted to fuck my buddy and then
bing boom boom, and we're gonna stump the.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Not only is your wife a skeezer, she's you're about
to get Your wife wants to blow my friend, and
we're going to stamp the ship.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
I'm raising I ain't been in there find third grade.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Carl COmON Opie wants to know why the bad energy.
Speaker 13 (05:10):
Betty Ford and found Betty Foods, And she said to me,
don't I found his place the way they teast you
to drink proper, And I go, that's it.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I was drinking wrong.
Speaker 12 (05:22):
One hour later, we were smoking joints with the entire
staff and prepared our dinner.
Speaker 14 (05:28):
Alleged we're not show they cooked it.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Nis Hilarius a little a little one too.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's rubbing off.
Speaker 13 (05:42):
You a crier like I would get his drinking gin.
Speaker 12 (05:45):
Yes, he made him bring the steak down, show it
to it.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Yes, really is the biggest dick. Yes, he's a giant,
black veiny dick when it comes to what did you
say to McCarty when you met him?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Hello, where the Food Network chefs restaurant? Where everything is?
You know they're taking care of us, They know that
we're there.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
We're there for a birthday. We got the best table
in the whole.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Red shout out to Alex.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Do you think he gives an bring.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
The meat out? Let me see it first.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
He looks like this and this swater has been like
it's it's his third week here from Tanzania madar.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
He he just got his new Armenian.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
He just got his apartment, which is seven thousand and
forty two stops from the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
He's so he's so new. His kids are still in
the cage right now at the border.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Trump still has his kids in the cage.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
That's how new he is.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Fresh cage kids.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
They're fresh. They're not free range.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Chickens in the drawer.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
These are Trump kids, not free range kids. Wow, what
about the Steen files?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Epstein?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
When are you gonna when are you gonna? Like Christoph?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Big deal?
Speaker 10 (07:07):
I mean, the guy just mysteriously hung himself.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
It's not even that big about it.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
He's dead.
Speaker 10 (07:11):
I mean, like, why would don't even even care about that?
I mean, we should really be talking about disgusting Hillary
and all these horrible emails and Hunter Biden try to
take a shot at me.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
A lot of people forget about that.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
That's ova Yeah, that's what crack does. Crack affects the aim.
A lot of people don't realize that that's true.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
And the guy goes, oh, yeah, I'm like, we'll have
They had some crazy.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Uncle Buck steak. He was like, what was seventy two ounce?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
It was crazy and havy five dollars, cry have the
Bible read?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Who love Marshmallow? Pete's on the outside, and Mother Big
on the phone, The Queen Megan Markle Pete. I grew
up in a tiny little town. There wasn't ship to do.
I've told him before. I'm like, we would.
Speaker 15 (07:57):
Really get there's a track meet today for the eighth
grade boys.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Want if.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
We got something.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
And this is when I was married, so I was
this was before my wife took her mask off and
took everything from me. So I was like, I'm like,
holy ship, I know you. It was like a Scooby
Doo episode.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I took your mask of.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
I'm like, holy Ship, it was you the whole time.
Speaker 16 (08:31):
Here's a golden rule if you live in New York City,
if you see an empty subway car, never ever go
in it, because there's a reason it's empty.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
And why was it empty?
Speaker 16 (08:39):
Because there's a fucking homeless guy sprawled out. There's a
homeless guy sprawled out, laid on his back, laid on
his back across the seats, and he's got his feet
up and he's he's got his foot in one hand,
in his left hand, and with his right hand he's
digging into his tone name cleaning them out, and then the.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah, they're like, the steak comes from you know, we
took it out of the steak, out of the cow
is still alive.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Everybody's in love with the description of steak except Nick Solaris.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Ni.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Nick Claris is shaking his head yes to this whole conversation,
just like us.
Speaker 17 (09:23):
And I was like, yeah, yeah, crazy, and Vic Kenley
is just you know, equating it to some stories like
because Alabama.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
It's a definition. But Nick is quietly shaking his head
like the head of the resistance. And then we go, okay,
we'll take that. He goes, I would like to see
the steak before it's cooked. And I don't get embarrassed
a lot, and I look at Nick quietly.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I'm like, Nick, please don't do this. Don't do it.
He goes, do you want he could meet or you
just want to be fancy.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I'm like, I don't want to be fancy.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
They brought out a piece of meat. They've never even
done this.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
He was his white privilege.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
He did this was the whitest privilege I've ever seen,
and I mean it was incredible and Sharad's like.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I don't seen anything like it.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
And then all and Sharad is Howard Co selling the
whole fucking thing this day, Oh.
Speaker 12 (10:28):
On Wednesday day had Butta, a young man came in
and he said, send back the meat.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Right, So they bring out the first piece of meat
and Howard and he's Howard Co selling the whole fan
and he's like, I think.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
He's gonna send it back.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Carl.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I'm like, shut up, Sharat, it wasn't. And Nick Nick
saw the state and he goes, it was not.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Looks at it, looks at it from every angle uncomfortably
for about fifteen seconds. Yeah, imagine someone holding quivering breast,
guy holding.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Like a Japanese businessman looking at a prostitute with Hello
Kitty underwear.
Speaker 17 (11:11):
Sunrise Sunset, Sunrise, Sunset, I wish I was a rich man.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Do you do you do you do?
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Yup o?
Speaker 17 (11:24):
Day long eye bitty bitty bopd.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Whysically he knows he knows fifteen seconds of one fucking song.
Speaker 8 (11:38):
I Wish I was a rich man Sunrise.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
So he looks at the hosteake and he Nick does
this uncomfortable thing where he shakes his head like in approval,
and then he says the complete opposite, so he's shaking
his head approval, and then he goes not good enough wow,
and all of a sudden, Black Howard Cosell, God damn.
Speaker 17 (12:02):
Holy cow sound goes free, goes free, sending that motherfucker
sneak is going bye bye.
Speaker 11 (12:12):
So he does all this right, he does the dog
and Pony show. So now they're gonna like change up
the steak. What are the odds that they changed up
the steak and then give the exact one made.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Them bring another one out.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
This Now, now a two hour dinner is a three
hour dinner because this motherfucker's an antique road show.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
But hold on a second.
Speaker 14 (12:32):
There was also the There was also the boxing match
halfway through.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
I like to go to Africa, but uh yeah, yeah,
you're burn off site. I would be in gazelle in Africa.
I look like a South African pressidor the hair for
it not too. So what was wrong with the steak?
Speaker 14 (12:54):
The first one didn't have enough morbling? Which is so marbling?
Is is that way fat that goes through? Course, that's
what you want in steak because you're paying a lot
of money for it. It was also not from where
I wanted it on the animal. I want it from
the front of the animal. You get this nice cap
on the rib. Look people, when you get a buttle
of wine hungry right now, you get a butt.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Of wine just poured and drinking. No, they give you
a taste of the wine.
Speaker 11 (13:18):
I've never heard that someone wants to look at the
steak before. They could have never heard the restaurants.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
I mean a lot of steak, bring out the bring
it out. I've seen that. But you don't know what
you're looking at. You like, yeah, right, there's no there's
no marbling in kale.
Speaker 8 (13:36):
It was so easy. It was so easy, was right there, it.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Was right there.
Speaker 15 (13:42):
I couldn't sell the flavor.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
That's a T shirt. All the fla marbling and kale.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I'm trying to do the Alabama sober thing. Now, what
the hell is that? Just like hard liquor and myth.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
So you do this.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
You asked us every time only to embarrass call and
I like, you.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Embarrassed me when we're walking around. He embarrasses me And
imagine I'm a dick and I'm like, dude, Nick is
like on another level.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
And but they always respect it and to and to
add fuel to the fire.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Shard Sharad enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yes, it was like he play. He was like watching Hamilton.
I said, it's John Adams. Shoot my game, Shoot my game, Hamilton.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
Honey, honey. A duel, shoot up, a game, a stake duel.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
And it was so aggressive, you know what I mean.
So I have Sharat on one side it. I have
Vic Kenley, who drinks at the same speed I do.
So we're nineteen Bourbons in yeah and Vic Kenley and
Vic Kenley's like, if the.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
Guy's rot, he's rot.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
They not.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
If you don't agree with someone that's right, you're wrong.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Elon's turning on you.
Speaker 10 (15:07):
He actually play hard to get. I don't know what
you want going to say. I mean he likes he
he goes back and forth. He's got the tism. He
goes back and forth. I don't like he's going to
come back. I know he's gonna come back. It's a
keemy right.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Well, you know that's classified. I don't want to get
into that, opie.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
But what do you want?
Speaker 9 (15:22):
I know you you play straight edge, but you're taking I.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Do mountain dew code red.
Speaker 10 (15:27):
I do mountains a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Of fun closer to the shoulders better.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Yes, I think so. Wouldn't you agree? You want that?
You want that big cap on the on the ribbi.
You wrote three books about it. Yes, I agree.
Speaker 9 (15:43):
I don't paint my toe.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Well I did once. Actually, I had horrendous foot fungus.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
And we had a kid's party to go to, and
my my daughter's like, I got an idea, and she
pulled out all her nail polished and she picked pink
for me.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
And I had two pink toenails. And I went to
a party.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Where I didn't know half the people, and then and
then you knew them all.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Well, well, the.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Guys that were cool, I explained it to them.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
The rest of them.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
I didn't give a shit about like that. I don't
think whatever you need to think after you you. Vic
Kenley is the first person I told him that I
was leaving Marine.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Right and I and I walk half like, I'm not
even close to him.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
I'm two one hundred yards from him.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
And I go, Vic, I'm getting divorced.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
And he turns around. He starts rudy clapping me. Well
you god damn get over here. You're free, I swear
to God.
Speaker 17 (16:34):
He goes it.
Speaker 13 (16:36):
Don't don't do the ozepic thing like everybody else around here.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
Oh you look great.
Speaker 13 (16:43):
Nothing impressive about looking great because you take a shot
every few days, stupid ozepic people. And we could see
it in your face.
Speaker 17 (16:51):
We could see it in your face.
Speaker 13 (16:53):
Your faces are building. I'm doing it the old fashioned way.
Walk in this beach in the hot sun, in the sand,
swimming out until it gets scared of the monsters, and
then you get all the compliments on the beach, Oh
you look great.
Speaker 14 (17:15):
Uh screw like liberals versus conservatives.
Speaker 13 (17:19):
I think it's ozepic people versus the rest of us.
Speaker 11 (17:25):
Carl, you're doing better, obviously, we all know that you're
doing better.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
There were some dark days there for a while. Day
dark days. They were, they were, they were. And I
gotta say about my divorce. It wasn't my idea.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
It was just something that had to happen, just because
of what what what went down.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
But people have to stop asking if I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
You are okay? I never acted that. Actually one time
he said, got left alone. I did, I did one.
I was gonna get one.
Speaker 15 (17:53):
He felt bad for it. He really did not already,
But I didn't tell it. He'll tell you other day.
I'm like, I don't know why I'm sending this, but
are you all right? And he's like, fuck you.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Not okay, Carl? Is okay, Carl, that's.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Just trying to live laugh love?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
You know, man, do you have that in your bathroom?
Speaker 9 (18:16):
Live love?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I don't.
Speaker 11 (18:19):
Then you got the CShell soap that no one's allowed
of you slayer poster.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
In your bathroom.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
That's that's fire.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
If if you ever, if you're ever alone with Ope,
Opie is an incredible interviewer, right, so you.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Gotta be careful.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
He'll get it out of you.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
He'll get it out of you, like are you tempt
me by showing these pictures? And I'm not allowed to say, like.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
If I send you for that?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
If I sit with Vic Henley, you know what I mean,
and like I'll be telling him something really serious, I know,
like thirteen seconds later be Like I met a girl
in Mexico.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
She had to push it like a mango, like it's
gonna go away. And if I took to st He's
not gonna be He's gonna be on the phone the
whole trigger me.
Speaker 11 (19:03):
I had an X made out with her in a
car and knew, uh, the CABA seating wasn't right, and
I broke up with her ten years later.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
True story us. She was cheersaw my fellow enablers out there.
This was this was the true story was when I
knew it was over. I was coming home from California.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Right and I was there.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
I wish you were there, man, I really do what happened.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
So I might be cry. I don't want to cry.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
So I'm on my I wear my headphones, right, and
I have and I'm talking to one of my attorneys
about something completely different. And I walk into my house
after the car drops you off from California, and I
haven't seen anybody.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
And I have a chocolate lab, which I love. This
might make me cry because I missed my dog.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
See, I'm a cry.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
I missed my dog, max Man Maximus.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
So I'm walking into my house and my dog is
literally trying to eat my seven hundred dollars door.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
And trying to trying to get to me.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
And I opened the door and this dog's one hundred
and twenty pounds of the purest love you've ever had.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Anyway, He's described penis.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
He's crying. He's crying.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
He's on his back fake running and chirping, and his
tail is tucked in so he's scared and happy and
and he's licking in the air and stuff. And my
wife is hammer time and she's standing in front of me.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
And she goes, you're you're verbally abusive.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
You have to leave, and my attorney's on funny, goes,
get the fuck out now right. It was almost like
God was talking in my headphones. He's like, you're about
to get set up, get out now. She was, she was,
it was, it was all she was trained in the
living room.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Look, they hid the cars in the back.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
It was hit the cars in the hit the car.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
I got a lot of room. Man, I work hard.
You got a baseball property I had?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
That is awful. Did I hear this? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Yeah, no, it was the first. I've never said this before.
And it sounded like she delivered her lines horrible. She
goes like this, I'm not happy, and Amar, you are.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You are veribilelysive.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
My attorney goes, get the fuck out. You're getting set
up now now now I go, and I start talking
to my headphones.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
I'm like, can I take my dog They're like, don't
touch the fucking dog yet. The fuck out is a
car service all outside and go I go yeah, he
goes jump in that car service.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Do you have money? I go, yeah, I got five
grand in my sock cause I just.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Give not to always always always be ready, always be ready.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
And then and then everything unfolded. Everything was their whole
family was just waiting to just that was it.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It was a trap.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
It was it was a giant like Star Wars.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Have you seen the kid since?
Speaker 15 (21:48):
Then?
Speaker 5 (21:49):
No, I'm not allowed, not allowed.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Wow, that's gross.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
Well we could go back to Eddy better, but at
least and and there are a lot of folks who
don't like the fact that Eddie speaks his mind.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
It shows a lot of people say up and say
just what.
Speaker 13 (22:12):
I want to say about Eddie Bedder and other other
rock stars that babbel. I get annoyed if the babbel's
more than three minutes, because then I'm.
Speaker 17 (22:20):
Like, oh, that's a sog I could have bes I
couldn't be it's a song.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I'm like, fuck now, they're not gonna play Elder the
counter in a small town?
Speaker 5 (22:32):
And what about the dog?
Speaker 11 (22:33):
You couldn't get the dog out of this whole thing.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
I didn't get the dog, man, I'm the only one
that walked in and fired, and can't you like to
go steal it? And you know what sucks is I
don't even want to buy another dog. No, I'm gonna say,
We've told it before, but story weird, guys. I want
you guys to give me an judge right now, judge
me on it. I feel like I'm cheating on my
dog if I get another dog? Is that true?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I can't you dog horn?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
So once dies, then I'm gonna buy. Yeah, that's my
baby stuffing.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, stuff, trying to get the dog since well, here's
what I'm about to tell you, the saddest thing you've
ever heard.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
So my wife we have doggy daycare down the street
where they keep the dogs fenced in.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
So during the week I drive there and I just
hang out with him to the.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
You don't shave me, you asshole.
Speaker 8 (23:25):
Truck just stapped out. That is brutal.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
He's a no, both of y'all.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Nick, move over here, Nick, charl sleeve man.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
How he's gone. That's like a real moment.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Though, I'll tell you that I'm a little I'm not
gonna lie.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
You, I'm a little boys. That's rough.
Speaker 18 (23:52):
Bo bumper bloo boo boo boo Bom bom bom bomper boop,
Purpa boo
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Bupper booper bab purper boo
Hot reporter making a murder.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I yeah, she's like, so look to even put her
on the cover the episode and marry that woman.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
She's like Russian or something.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Huh did you see the Russian to the altar?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah? Oh that was horrible.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
So Sharad calls me, I'm already back in my hotel room,
duct taping my face back together the next time, and
Sharad calls.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
Me, you don't even know what that means. What that means,
I'll show you in a little bit, but I get there. Dallas,
he scooped up Dallas, shorty Texas. That mean she's whole Foods.
If this was me, it would have been three hundred
dollars a pence. I mean, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
And they were trickier than Opie Shaman and each they're
slippier than catching a trout with your hands. I mean,
he's roll over. It was like Voltron.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It was.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
It was three fucking chefs and a comedian that was
black with girls from Texas.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
They didn't have a chance.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
They didn't have the.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
One girls like she was gone right through the woods, chip.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Like, oh, I knew Sharon did a good job when
Sharad went to the bathroom and the girl looked me.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
She's like, does he likes me?
Speaker 6 (01:26):
I'm like, I look at him like, I don't know.
I mean, it's hot and cold right now, but you
don't how to make them happy.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
If you buy another bottle of champagne taxes, do you
get anything.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Any of that Alex Jones stuff just because it's fun,
you believe it?
Speaker 8 (01:43):
No?
Speaker 9 (01:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
So I always thought if there's if there's a secret
society trying to take over the world with this New
World Order thing, they put a step to it, like
they as far as I know, it's time, since I
can remembers, this big takeover gonna happens, not happening, is already.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Where's the press conference?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's time.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Dropped the joint down a shirt. You found it still,
she couldn't find it for the longest. It was still living.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
It was burning on fire in her top.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I was like, I see smoke, was.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Like, I'll yes, yes. It was like it was white
trash backdrap.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
That was crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And she was there when her that that lady was
there when her husband and her son and the husband
and they were with the other girls.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Husband and Son not fans of shots.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Set up.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
They love Bernie.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Bernie is crushing it and people are are rallying behind him.
Don't really most of the outspoken, outspoken people right now
don't really know what the policies are, you.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
They just like all the Oh, a bird landed on
his face?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Bernie. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
That means I got a boat for him.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Like nothing helped that guy more than a thing, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
We're bawling, balling ball. Listen.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
If I was at another table and saw us, I'll
be jealous too.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Took it and Sharag starts with the N word and
this and that and you It wasn't the in word.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
That didn't.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
It was just yo, you my enters.
Speaker 8 (03:24):
We didn't.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Alex said it first, gorn to Shelley, and then I
just had.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
To me, there it goes my reservation.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Was he being loud?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
No?
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Compared to Madison Square Gardens now a whisper.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I'm sitting next to the cuban.
Speaker 10 (03:43):
I'm gonna help read Bill Iran. I'm gonna start with
the golf course. I've already started with three holes.
Speaker 11 (03:50):
Wait, wait to wife's touching you say, yeah, it looked
like the Lionel Richie video when he was doing a
clay painting when he.
Speaker 8 (03:58):
Was fine, Hello, I'm.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Like that bitch just made a clay painting out of
the butter on the table on Sharad's face.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
Every guy at the Broadway show, what do they do?
Speaker 8 (04:14):
How many more songs are left?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
And and then.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
You go back and look for the hot chicken?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Oh we got eight songs left?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
So bad.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
End I walked down the street. I walked him down
the street, and I got.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
To smooch from the wife.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Yeah, yeah, he got a door and there's daughter. There's
like two.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Really just.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
A true story, am I?
Speaker 12 (04:37):
Do you really want to see uh? In the in
front of your wife and children? We're gonna stump the
fucking ship out of you.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Do you want to hit him?
Speaker 5 (04:46):
I don't think you want to go father that.
Speaker 12 (04:49):
Oh my wife wanted to fuck my buddy and then
bing boom boom, and we're gonna stump the.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Not only is your wife a skeezer, she's you're about
to get Your wife wants to blow my friend, and
we're going to stamp the ship.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
I'm raising I ain't been in there find third grade.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Carl COmON Opie wants to know why the bad energy.
Speaker 13 (05:10):
Betty Ford and found Betty Foods, And she said to me,
don't I found his place the way they teast you
to drink proper, And I go, that's it.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I was drinking wrong.
Speaker 12 (05:22):
One hour later, we were smoking joints with the entire
staff and prepared our dinner.
Speaker 14 (05:28):
Alleged we're not show they cooked it.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Nis Hilarius a little a little one too.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's rubbing off.
Speaker 13 (05:42):
You a crier like I would get his drinking gin.
Speaker 12 (05:45):
Yes, he made him bring the steak down, show it
to it.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Yes, really is the biggest dick. Yes, he's a giant,
black veiny dick when it comes to what did you
say to McCarty when you met him?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Hello, where the Food Network chefs restaurant? Where everything is?
You know they're taking care of us, They know that
we're there.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
We're there for a birthday. We got the best table
in the whole.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Red shout out to Alex.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Do you think he gives an bring.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
The meat out? Let me see it first.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
He looks like this and this swater has been like
it's it's his third week here from Tanzania madar.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
He he just got his new Armenian.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
He just got his apartment, which is seven thousand and
forty two stops from the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
He's so he's so new. His kids are still in
the cage right now at the border.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
Trump still has his kids in the cage.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
That's how new he is.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Fresh cage kids.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
They're fresh. They're not free range.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Chickens in the drawer.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
These are Trump kids, not free range kids. Wow, what
about the Steen files?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Epstein?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
When are you gonna when are you gonna? Like Christoph?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Big deal?
Speaker 10 (07:07):
I mean, the guy just mysteriously hung himself.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
It's not even that big about it.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
He's dead.
Speaker 10 (07:11):
I mean, like, why would don't even even care about that?
I mean, we should really be talking about disgusting Hillary
and all these horrible emails and Hunter Biden try to
take a shot at me.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
A lot of people forget about that.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
That's ova Yeah, that's what crack does. Crack affects the aim.
A lot of people don't realize that that's true.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
And the guy goes, oh, yeah, I'm like, we'll have
They had some crazy.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Uncle Buck steak. He was like, what was seventy two ounce?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
It was crazy and havy five dollars, cry have the
Bible read?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Who love Marshmallow? Pete's on the outside, and Mother Big
on the phone, The Queen Megan Markle Pete. I grew
up in a tiny little town. There wasn't ship to do.
I've told him before. I'm like, we would.
Speaker 15 (07:57):
Really get there's a track meet today for the eighth
grade boys.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Want if.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
We got something.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
And this is when I was married, so I was
this was before my wife took her mask off and
took everything from me. So I was like, I'm like,
holy ship, I know you. It was like a Scooby
Doo episode.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I took your mask of.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
I'm like, holy Ship, it was you the whole time.
Speaker 16 (08:31):
Here's a golden rule if you live in New York City,
if you see an empty subway car, never ever go
in it, because there's a reason it's empty.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
And why was it empty?
Speaker 16 (08:39):
Because there's a fucking homeless guy sprawled out. There's a
homeless guy sprawled out, laid on his back, laid on
his back across the seats, and he's got his feet
up and he's he's got his foot in one hand,
in his left hand, and with his right hand he's
digging into his tone name cleaning them out, and then the.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Yeah, they're like, the steak comes from you know, we
took it out of the steak, out of the cow
is still alive.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Everybody's in love with the description of steak except Nick Solaris.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Ni.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Nick Claris is shaking his head yes to this whole conversation,
just like us.
Speaker 17 (09:23):
And I was like, yeah, yeah, crazy, and Vic Kenley
is just you know, equating it to some stories like
because Alabama.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
It's a definition. But Nick is quietly shaking his head
like the head of the resistance. And then we go, okay,
we'll take that. He goes, I would like to see
the steak before it's cooked. And I don't get embarrassed
a lot, and I look at Nick quietly.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
I'm like, Nick, please don't do this. Don't do it.
He goes, do you want he could meet or you
just want to be fancy.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I'm like, I don't want to be fancy.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
They brought out a piece of meat. They've never even
done this.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
He was his white privilege.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
He did this was the whitest privilege I've ever seen,
and I mean it was incredible and Sharad's like.
Speaker 8 (10:19):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I don't seen anything like it.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
And then all and Sharad is Howard Co selling the
whole fucking thing this day, Oh.
Speaker 12 (10:28):
On Wednesday day had Butta, a young man came in
and he said, send back the meat.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Right, So they bring out the first piece of meat
and Howard and he's Howard Co selling the whole fan
and he's like, I think.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
He's gonna send it back.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Carl.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I'm like, shut up, Sharat, it wasn't. And Nick Nick
saw the state and he goes, it was not.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Looks at it, looks at it from every angle uncomfortably
for about fifteen seconds. Yeah, imagine someone holding quivering breast,
guy holding.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Like a Japanese businessman looking at a prostitute with Hello
Kitty underwear.
Speaker 17 (11:11):
Sunrise Sunset, Sunrise, Sunset, I wish I was a rich man.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Do you do you do you do?
Speaker 8 (11:22):
Yup o?
Speaker 17 (11:24):
Day long eye bitty bitty bopd.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Whysically he knows he knows fifteen seconds of one fucking song.
Speaker 8 (11:38):
I Wish I was a rich man Sunrise.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
So he looks at the hosteake and he Nick does
this uncomfortable thing where he shakes his head like in approval,
and then he says the complete opposite, so he's shaking
his head approval, and then he goes not good enough wow,
and all of a sudden, Black Howard Cosell, God damn.
Speaker 17 (12:02):
Holy cow sound goes free, goes free, sending that motherfucker
sneak is going bye bye.
Speaker 11 (12:12):
So he does all this right, he does the dog
and Pony show. So now they're gonna like change up
the steak. What are the odds that they changed up
the steak and then give the exact one made.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Them bring another one out.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
This Now, now a two hour dinner is a three
hour dinner because this motherfucker's an antique road show.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
But hold on a second.
Speaker 14 (12:32):
There was also the There was also the boxing match
halfway through.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
I like to go to Africa, but uh yeah, yeah,
you're burn off site. I would be in gazelle in Africa.
I look like a South African pressidor the hair for
it not too. So what was wrong with the steak?
Speaker 14 (12:54):
The first one didn't have enough morbling? Which is so marbling?
Is is that way fat that goes through? Course, that's
what you want in steak because you're paying a lot
of money for it. It was also not from where
I wanted it on the animal. I want it from
the front of the animal. You get this nice cap
on the rib. Look people, when you get a buttle
of wine hungry right now, you get a butt.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Of wine just poured and drinking. No, they give you
a taste of the wine.
Speaker 11 (13:18):
I've never heard that someone wants to look at the
steak before. They could have never heard the restaurants.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
I mean a lot of steak, bring out the bring
it out. I've seen that. But you don't know what
you're looking at. You like, yeah, right, there's no there's
no marbling in kale.
Speaker 8 (13:36):
It was so easy. It was so easy, was right there, it.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Was right there.
Speaker 15 (13:42):
I couldn't sell the flavor.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
That's a T shirt. All the fla marbling and kale.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I'm trying to do the Alabama sober thing. Now, what
the hell is that? Just like hard liquor and myth.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
So you do this.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
You asked us every time only to embarrass call and
I like, you.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Embarrassed me when we're walking around. He embarrasses me And
imagine I'm a dick and I'm like, dude, Nick is
like on another level.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
And but they always respect it and to and to
add fuel to the fire.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Shard Sharad enjoyed it.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yes, it was like he play. He was like watching Hamilton.
I said, it's John Adams. Shoot my game, Shoot my game, Hamilton.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
Honey, honey. A duel, shoot up, a game, a stake duel.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
And it was so aggressive, you know what I mean.
So I have Sharat on one side it. I have
Vic Kenley, who drinks at the same speed I do.
So we're nineteen Bourbons in yeah and Vic Kenley and
Vic Kenley's like, if the.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
Guy's rot, he's rot.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
They not.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
If you don't agree with someone that's right, you're wrong.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Elon's turning on you.
Speaker 10 (15:07):
He actually play hard to get. I don't know what
you want going to say. I mean he likes he
he goes back and forth. He's got the tism. He
goes back and forth. I don't like he's going to
come back. I know he's gonna come back. It's a
keemy right.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Well, you know that's classified. I don't want to get
into that, opie.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
But what do you want?
Speaker 9 (15:22):
I know you you play straight edge, but you're taking I.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Do mountain dew code red.
Speaker 10 (15:27):
I do mountains a lot.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Of fun closer to the shoulders better.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Yes, I think so. Wouldn't you agree? You want that?
You want that big cap on the on the ribbi.
You wrote three books about it. Yes, I agree.
Speaker 9 (15:43):
I don't paint my toe.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Well I did once. Actually, I had horrendous foot fungus.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
And we had a kid's party to go to, and
my my daughter's like, I got an idea, and she
pulled out all her nail polished and she picked pink
for me.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
And I had two pink toenails. And I went to
a party.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Where I didn't know half the people, and then and
then you knew them all.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Well, well, the.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Guys that were cool, I explained it to them.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
The rest of them.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
I didn't give a shit about like that. I don't
think whatever you need to think after you you. Vic
Kenley is the first person I told him that I
was leaving Marine.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Right and I and I walk half like, I'm not
even close to him.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
I'm two one hundred yards from him.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
And I go, Vic, I'm getting divorced.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
And he turns around. He starts rudy clapping me. Well
you god damn get over here. You're free, I swear
to God.
Speaker 17 (16:34):
He goes it.
Speaker 13 (16:36):
Don't don't do the ozepic thing like everybody else around here.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
Oh you look great.
Speaker 13 (16:43):
Nothing impressive about looking great because you take a shot
every few days, stupid ozepic people. And we could see
it in your face.
Speaker 17 (16:51):
We could see it in your face.
Speaker 13 (16:53):
Your faces are building. I'm doing it the old fashioned way.
Walk in this beach in the hot sun, in the sand,
swimming out until it gets scared of the monsters, and
then you get all the compliments on the beach, Oh
you look great.
Speaker 14 (17:15):
Uh screw like liberals versus conservatives.
Speaker 13 (17:19):
I think it's ozepic people versus the rest of us.
Speaker 11 (17:25):
Carl, you're doing better, obviously, we all know that you're
doing better.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
There were some dark days there for a while. Day
dark days. They were, they were, they were. And I
gotta say about my divorce. It wasn't my idea.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
It was just something that had to happen, just because
of what what what went down.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
But people have to stop asking if I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
You are okay? I never acted that. Actually one time
he said, got left alone. I did, I did one.
I was gonna get one.
Speaker 15 (17:53):
He felt bad for it. He really did not already,
But I didn't tell it. He'll tell you other day.
I'm like, I don't know why I'm sending this, but
are you all right? And he's like, fuck you.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Not okay, Carl? Is okay, Carl, that's.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Just trying to live laugh love?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
You know, man, do you have that in your bathroom?
Speaker 9 (18:16):
Live love?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I don't.
Speaker 11 (18:19):
Then you got the CShell soap that no one's allowed
of you slayer poster.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
In your bathroom.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
That's that's fire.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
If if you ever, if you're ever alone with Ope,
Opie is an incredible interviewer, right, so you.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Gotta be careful.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
He'll get it out of you.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
He'll get it out of you, like are you tempt
me by showing these pictures? And I'm not allowed to say, like.
Speaker 8 (18:42):
If I send you for that?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
If I sit with Vic Henley, you know what I mean,
and like I'll be telling him something really serious, I know,
like thirteen seconds later be Like I met a girl
in Mexico.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
She had to push it like a mango, like it's
gonna go away. And if I took to st He's
not gonna be He's gonna be on the phone the
whole trigger me.
Speaker 11 (19:03):
I had an X made out with her in a
car and knew, uh, the CABA seating wasn't right, and
I broke up with her ten years later.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
True story us. She was cheersaw my fellow enablers out there.
This was this was the true story was when I
knew it was over. I was coming home from California.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Right and I was there.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
I wish you were there, man, I really do what happened.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
So I might be cry. I don't want to cry.
Speaker 8 (19:29):
No, no, no.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
So I'm on my I wear my headphones, right, and
I have and I'm talking to one of my attorneys
about something completely different. And I walk into my house
after the car drops you off from California, and I
haven't seen anybody.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
And I have a chocolate lab, which I love. This
might make me cry because I missed my dog.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
See, I'm a cry.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
I missed my dog, max Man Maximus.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
So I'm walking into my house and my dog is
literally trying to eat my seven hundred dollars door.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
And trying to trying to get to me.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
And I opened the door and this dog's one hundred
and twenty pounds of the purest love you've ever had.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Anyway, He's described penis.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
He's crying. He's crying.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
He's on his back fake running and chirping, and his
tail is tucked in so he's scared and happy and
and he's licking in the air and stuff. And my
wife is hammer time and she's standing in front of me.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
And she goes, you're you're verbally abusive.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
You have to leave, and my attorney's on funny, goes,
get the fuck out now right. It was almost like
God was talking in my headphones. He's like, you're about
to get set up, get out now. She was, she was,
it was, it was all she was trained in the
living room.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Look, they hid the cars in the back.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
It was hit the cars in the hit the car.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
I got a lot of room. Man, I work hard.
You got a baseball property I had?
Speaker 3 (20:59):
That is awful. Did I hear this? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Yeah, no, it was the first. I've never said this before.
And it sounded like she delivered her lines horrible. She
goes like this, I'm not happy, and Amar, you are.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You are veribilelysive.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
My attorney goes, get the fuck out. You're getting set
up now now now I go, and I start talking
to my headphones.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
I'm like, can I take my dog They're like, don't
touch the fucking dog yet. The fuck out is a
car service all outside and go I go yeah, he
goes jump in that car service.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Do you have money? I go, yeah, I got five
grand in my sock cause I just.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Give not to always always always be ready, always be ready.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
And then and then everything unfolded. Everything was their whole
family was just waiting to just that was it.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It was a trap.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
It was it was a giant like Star Wars.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Have you seen the kid since?
Speaker 15 (21:48):
Then?
Speaker 5 (21:49):
No, I'm not allowed, not allowed.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Wow, that's gross.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
Well we could go back to Eddy better, but at
least and and there are a lot of folks who
don't like the fact that Eddie speaks his mind.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
It shows a lot of people say up and say
just what.
Speaker 13 (22:12):
I want to say about Eddie Bedder and other other
rock stars that babbel. I get annoyed if the babbel's
more than three minutes, because then I'm.
Speaker 17 (22:20):
Like, oh, that's a sog I could have bes I
couldn't be it's a song.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I'm like, fuck now, they're not gonna play Elder the
counter in a small town?
Speaker 5 (22:32):
And what about the dog?
Speaker 11 (22:33):
You couldn't get the dog out of this whole thing.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
I didn't get the dog, man, I'm the only one
that walked in and fired, and can't you like to
go steal it? And you know what sucks is I
don't even want to buy another dog. No, I'm gonna say,
We've told it before, but story weird, guys. I want
you guys to give me an judge right now, judge
me on it. I feel like I'm cheating on my
dog if I get another dog? Is that true?
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I can't you dog horn?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
So once dies, then I'm gonna buy. Yeah, that's my
baby stuffing.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, stuff, trying to get the dog since well, here's
what I'm about to tell you, the saddest thing you've
ever heard.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
So my wife we have doggy daycare down the street
where they keep the dogs fenced in.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
So during the week I drive there and I just
hang out with him to the.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
You don't shave me, you asshole.
Speaker 8 (23:25):
Truck just stapped out. That is brutal.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
He's a no, both of y'all.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Nick, move over here, Nick, charl sleeve man.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
How he's gone. That's like a real moment.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Though, I'll tell you that I'm a little I'm not
gonna lie.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
You, I'm a little boys. That's rough.
Speaker 18 (23:52):
Bo bumper bloo boo boo boo Bom bom bom bomper boop,
Purpa boo
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Bupper booper bab purper boo
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