July 2, 2025 • 24 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You posted a hell of a thing on Instagram, mister Davidson.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, healthy and awake and drinking coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
No more, no more pot, no more pot, no more shrooms,
no more drinking, and no more SIGs.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Everything everything, It sucks. Opy.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's almost impossible to escape from North Korea, so you
would assume they're waiting for you.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
With open arms. I understand. How do those people know
that the other person? Like they all look to say
they do. You know you know what Cubans come from
the north of south of?
Speaker 6 (00:37):
Well, yeah, because I didn't think of.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
The Caribbean. I'm sorry. Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
When I see you coming with those dol shoes, you're fire.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
You look at their pinking.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I see a little snaggle too. I know a sugar
cane field you live in.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Motherfucker. We all just get along.
Speaker 7 (01:07):
I like the honesty though, No, yeah, it really it's
just like birded a bit about it.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
But it's so true.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's like the days are so long, right, and like
everything sucks, Like movies aren't as good music.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I can't listen to rap.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
But you can't listen to rap.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Cannutty is one of your favorite I could listen to it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
He turned onto a couple of kid Cuddy songs because
of you.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
He's incredible and he doesn't just rap about weed and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So it's like, so it's fine. I'm there with the
reindeer antler bottle opener. Yeah, who brought that ship in?
I did Carl fucking pick Car?
Speaker 8 (01:42):
Carl, Yes, Carl, Carl, Carl, the man Cuban. You know
the Cuban. You know the Cuban.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
He's one of the regular in the opposite of you.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Right now, did you walk around the redwood trees?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
The whole thing?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
So I go up to Humboldt County.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I go up to Humboldt a lot, So we go
through the redwoods. Guy has a giant ranch up there, right.
Speaker 9 (02:06):
So I was one of the last people to drive
through that fucking it fell Finally I went through in
the middle of the night.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I got out in a peede on that tree.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Happened.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
All that shitty food you're kissing pure ascid. You killed
the redwood tree. You might want to go see a doctor.
Speaker 10 (02:36):
Two days later, was smoldering kind of fire was there.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
There's just a hat.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
There's his anchor baby on it.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
It's damn cubans.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Uh. So it just sucks. But you felt like you
had to do this though.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, it was just you know, I'm happy dreams now, right,
which is cool. I haven't had dreams in eight years.
You're actually sleeping at night. Sleeping at night, sleeping, yeah,
not passing out. No, it's crazy. Yeah, and I wake
up like nine o'clock, no alarm, I have energy.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
It sucks, dude, it's fucking so long.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
What's going on with Robins? Thick? Uh?
Speaker 10 (03:19):
His wife came out with some allegations. No, yeah, that
was a slibbery. Yeah, ants lbbery.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
She's been in here.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
She's gorgeous, gorgeous. She said that he was all being
on her.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's wonderful.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
The fuck what did she do wrong?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Listen, had a Tuesday in your car, in your culture list.
Speaker 11 (03:43):
That's how Latino's been to the wife.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
What seems to be the problem here. She didn't understand
his backhand.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That's right, we did not heed it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
We've been having a good time in here, peete.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
We messed it mission that so much.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
It's been way.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Too fucking long.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
You look good, Oh, thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
How long has it been now?
Speaker 5 (04:03):
It's about three weeks.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Nice, all right, Yeah, you're hanging in there, hanging in there,
and he said it's still another month maybe.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, Well, because I've been high for like eight years, take.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
A little while. How many get it out of your bones?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I spent brow.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
When you're sober, you like kind of look into like
how much.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You spent and like it's discussed, like two hundred grand
on like weed.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
Let's play the whole album.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Let's just play the whole album.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Then Carl's going to start cooking some beans. Maybe a
good day, we'll take him out with their fire state building.
He can piss on it and then it'll collapse.
Speaker 11 (04:45):
And treat it doesn't looking too sturdy when I was there.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
How are you feeling your.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Days right now?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Exercising basketball?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Shoot?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I apply, I have like you know, I have so
much time now?
Speaker 8 (04:59):
Yeah, yeah, hours feel like but he might be the
greatest American rock boys.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I love rolling the lights.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
You don't you know all the credens everybody, every movie
about the Vietnam him and he'll stop the rain. Oh okay,
proud Mary, all right, all right, you know no credence.
You don't know cr.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
You know, God damn hood on this from that sucking.
Speaker 8 (05:34):
One hundred fucking one hundred and fifteenth Street and third
Avenue is Tetot Point.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
That is Bulevard.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
That's right, I'm close.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
How much shrooming were you doing?
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Like once a week? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
It was really like since since New Year, I was
shriming pretty hard.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
And once the trips they started getting really bad because
you're only supposed to do it like yeah every six month, correct.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Right, and yeah, it was starting to get a little scary.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yeah, like what is one of the worst trips?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I just like usually I do it, and like after
you do shrooms, you're like you have like this epiphany
and you like.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Feel better and you're like, oh, life and all this stuff.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
And it was like the opposite.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's just like you should die a few hours, yeah,
like six hours. Oh, and like it would immediately the
second they would kick in, and then I would do
them again and like not learn my lessons.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
So wow.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Yeah, but yeah, that Donald Trump fucking yah.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Broke.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
That's one of my favorite things on TV is watching
rich people go broke, Like Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
For me, dude, I'm so bored, it's so boring.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
I can't brought the bottle buck in here a second ago.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I took it out.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Also, also, you sweat a lot the next month. It's
like I wake up like it looks like someone dumped
a bucket of water on me.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah, but hopefully that fucking stops it.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
Bron, it's a bunch of ninet year olds. All we
need is like nine ambulances, like it's a NASCAR race
because people need to.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Die and left and right.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
She is she with it ninety she's Oh my god,
she's one hundred percent wow with it, one hundred percent
with it.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
She drank, she drinks. She's mean.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
She's the meanest grandmother you could ever have.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Why does she hate you?
Speaker 9 (07:41):
Every time I look at it, Like, if we're by herself,
she'll show her teeth like a fucking dog.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
She wants me.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
She starts rolling her dentures around her mouth and fucking
high fucking me.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
That's great, you don't like me.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
How the fuck do you get around that? The boredom
and just changing your entire life.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
You gotta get different hobbies.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, your lifestylexercize has been helping.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
That's right. Yeah, I'm out.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
You just have to.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Eat up time, right, you know, reading the paper, it's sad, bro,
it's real sad.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
There's a salad minnies. Yeah, I've never thought I hear
to go. I read the paper?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Is wake up? Get the New York Times. Ye sit
with my coffee front to back right, yep.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
I teld him that the other day.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
My mom is eighty three.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
My mom of eighty three, and somehow or ano they're
down in Alabama, us on here has drifted down to
somebody my mom's Sunday school class because my mom asked
me yesterday, are you doing some kind of radio show you?
And I'm like yeah, And she goes, is what are
the guys a cook?
Speaker 9 (08:42):
Yes, yes he is, And I go and the other
one's black, and she's like, ooh.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
What an awful I help.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
So you're paying for this thing.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
It's gonna be like ten grand bro, I'm not fucking hauch.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
So why do you have to be there just fucking
on the check. If he hates you, then you stay
up here and have.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
A good time with them. Listen. I can't. I can't survive.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
With my mom calling me for the next five years.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Bring it right right.
Speaker 9 (09:13):
My brother wins to scratch off every time he opens
his check, so he doesn't feel the fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
He's not gonna feel the pain of that.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
He won't even know he wrote the check and I'll
be receiving.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
What does he do?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
He's so surgeon? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like everyone stops marking.
He's all right. He's the real deal.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
And not only that he got he got a doctorate
and his NBA from Harvard at the same fucking time.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Show off. He's like Twiggy from Battlestar Galactica.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
The bad stroom thing too.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
I mean, that can get you.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
He's totally right. The one time I did it two
days in a row. The second day, I just sat
in the hotel.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
And cried all day.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, me and Ricky and I was in a man
and Ricky did true. I didn't two days, two days
in a row, and we did him on his roof
and I was this wall was just really mad at me.
And then I shipped my pants.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah, what did Ricky say? He just laughed for five hours? Ricky, Ricky,
don't give him fun?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
What was this?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I tweeted my dinner and then Carl tweeted his that
was that's fine, that's all right, that's though, all right?
Speaker 5 (10:31):
You are you kidding?
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I saw.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
I saw two hundreds of those a week.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Wow, some good ship. That's good. But what was that's
the dame of that one? But I mean it's mine,
bro Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
What look how smooth looking? Smooth? Look like Dick. That
looks like school was like a plate of after birth.
It looks like school. Oh, let me to part myself
with my tweet.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, he says, beat this tonight, Carl.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
My plastic game is strong.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Cross red Pepper on top. Pay for playing plastic four
for easy clean up there, Jan Halftag.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yeah, don't promote that ship until they treat you better.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Carl.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yeah, almost not gonna be there. Did you just flavor?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Oh my god, the only impression.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
I take my backwards so committed? You committed?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
It fixed in my stomach.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
I lost a little touch with you.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But I saw essonalities. I turned my wife on my okays,
something's up, and I met it in.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
A good one where I was gone for like a.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Couple of episodes healthier. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yeah, there's some I guess there's some bonuses.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
You know.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Mom's happy.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I wake up with boners now the first time since
I was like sixteen.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
All Right, you got to build off that these type
of things.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
That's great comedy that put off the boners.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
Yeah, there's some jokes in there.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Times a little.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I've been like trying to jerk off a lot to
get all like the bad kids out because I probably
have like eighty years of.
Speaker 9 (12:23):
Like trying to clear up the stadium.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, he drained a swamp trying to get over the
way out. He's truly I've ever seen like a lot
of rappers kids.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Yeah, they look pretty often.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah, my dad, my dad was a coke guy.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Does hem hmm?
Speaker 10 (12:49):
Was he a functional coke guy though, like he can
still work and yeah and pay requirement.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
He probably was like, yeah, let's put out some fun.
He's starting his own fire. Used to.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I literally found out because I started like hanging out
with my dad's friends trying to like learn some stories,
and then they started telling They would be like, I.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Mean, your dad used to do blow all the time,
And I was like, why are you telling me?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
How about you tell me another?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, what about the Bad Time? Yeah that's by Tony
Robbins right there.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, we had Tony Robinson earlier. If you want to,
you know, make some money, fucking.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Dumb Tuck made a career off of being a liar.
I wish I was in with him.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
I believe he's saying he's a bit of a charlotd
and a snake oil sales?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Who are you saying about saying that about him?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, he's a giant idiot.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
No, because I don't like people like that, because they
make money off of people that are looking for help.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
That's Carl's friend.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
He went to a seminar and by the end of
the weekend, his whole life is.
Speaker 11 (14:01):
Did he touch your head?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
And we walked on fire? There?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
There was there's a lot to it. We did have
none of it.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, you know he had a problem with the walking
on fire a year ago.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Yeah, yeah, he burnt.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Somebody got their Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
You're walking on fucking fire. I hope there's gonna be
repercussions for that.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
He was almost crying in front of Tony Robbins.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
And then we made a joke and we got him
out to work for you. That's that's great for you.
I just think he's a fraud.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
I can say this.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
His personality has a shade.
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Yeah, low mean boy.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Little mean boy. So why don't you hate Tony Robbins,
big body.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Just like the idea of this giant like speaker is ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
His head was huge, Yeah, got so walking around has
been I thought was exaggerated. No, it's not.
Speaker 8 (15:13):
You had them fire hydrant.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
He had to match that.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
You went right at it. When he came in.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
You just start talking about his head.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I just don't like he has like a Netflix special
and like all these people are like crying and clappers,
just like.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
It's like you don't like self help.
Speaker 11 (15:34):
Dud's worth a hundred million dollars.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Hundred million dollars.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Man.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
What I miss is the like the preparation, like the
breaking it down.
Speaker 11 (15:46):
And put on the filter and being like, look at
the good.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
I'm a big boy.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Somebody came a long way.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I used to have to like put it on the
table and like scrumple it up and to be holes
in it.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
And now I'm like, you know, I can roll perfect.
Speaker 10 (16:02):
The process is just as much of addiction as the yeah,
just going through it right, yeah.
Speaker 11 (16:10):
Okay, bye, he's just saying exactly what I fucking said.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Is a guy that just says he's been sober nineteen years.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
It gets way better so.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
I thank you.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Guy tells me that all the time. Everybody, everybody's been
super good.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I've been getting a lot of calls and you know,
people that are really sober and who go to meetings
with Jimmy and Colin and thumb Voss.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
YEA was helpful.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Oh yeah, he's helpful.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
He's started to dress like a fucking eighteen year old
boy in high school that you don't have friends.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
That's trying to be cool.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
It's like, hey, I love.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I don't know about the trees benefit he wore me
and Barro making fun ofim. He wore like I don't
know if you can find the picture.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I saw the pick.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
He wore a blue shirt and then an off blue fedora.
He thought the hat matched the shirt.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
He just like Bruno Mars. Yeah, anoys man, I'll do
a little bit. I step right on the sneakers every
time I say him and his.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Teeth are getting better. I don't know if you've guys noticed.
I don't know if he's like shaving him down or whatever.
So you're craving cigarettes still?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
No, I just like, oh stakes still you gave up?
He gave up.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Yeah, I'm waking up, Like that's great, it's so great,
so great. I run on the trap.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
I didn't know five splip so like it's not that
bad sliff.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
He struck the weeds.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
There's a gigga stet.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Yeah, well I don't know if it's there anyway. Yeah,
but they get these like fifth your.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Old Italian dudes that like also like wait tables, like
got like Italian restaurants there, God, yeah, like fucking like
Geno Wisconte headlines there.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Right, you know, yeah, that's hilarious. But like Eric, who
is that?
Speaker 6 (18:19):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Eric, idiot?
Speaker 11 (18:27):
What he rocks?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
You're overlooking Paul pronounced Perry jumped their fun up you rock.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
Sitting on that one too.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I'm gonna get him.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
This.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Pete is ornery.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Pete's very uh, very very straightforward.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Original fucking around anymore.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Not Pete like like you get rid of your what
the fuck was that thing?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
The seg the Segway thing?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Yeah yeah, hoverboard, Well I got.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I feel bad what well?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I made the guy send me like thirty of them,
and then I did this hoverboard sketch and exploded all
yeah on SNL Yeah, and he kind of like got
a little mad about that to get mad.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
It's on SNL. That's cool. But he blew him up.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I blew him all up and said not to buy him.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Yeah that part oh ship.
Speaker 10 (19:27):
He told everybody in the office, Hey, I said it
to Hey, I'm gonna raise This was a good skit.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
It was so funny.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
It was very funny.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
How many did you ruin for the skit?
Speaker 4 (19:36):
About like thirty?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
My favorite thing is like the uh, the tech guys
that they get they got so excited. Was this guy, Richie,
who I love so much. He just love Exploding Richie. Yeah,
and he's like, oh, I'm so happy you wrote the sketch.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
What explode one. I've never used this one. I don't
know what it's gonna fucking do. So maybe covering your
eyes for this one.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Bro, Oh that's so.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Richard Alec Baldwin saying he's not gonna do uh Trump what?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah, I think he's gonna continue right.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
I don't know if that. He actually called me yesterday,
which was very nice, very cool.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Oh yeah, he's like thirty two years sober, so yeah.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
He so he's giving me a little pep talk kind
of thing.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah, he's uh, he's we're gonna hang out soon. He
was very very sweet. It was weird because he called
from a block number and he was like, I heard
this is Ali Baldwin and I was like, who the
fuck is this?
Speaker 11 (20:32):
It was Ricky and then he was like.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
And I was like, oh fuck, what did he say
to that? Half hour later it was like, I.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Don't know what else to say to prove to you,
but I'm really alicholic. One of those kids that like
when you play kickball, he like kicked it in the ball,
pop and you ruin the game.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
With your big, big, stupid feet.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
He's six foot tall at ten years old.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah, just a brick shithouse.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Fucking funny some edgetoe boy. You got the drugs that will.
Speaker 11 (21:19):
Boy, And what's really funny is not funny.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
But like I I pray that someone starts something so
I can get a fight. I pray. I walked down
the sheet like I hope. I hope it's like a photo.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Or like someone.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
I will fucking beat the ship out. I'm so excited.
I will fight your skin.
Speaker 11 (21:46):
And you know what, I just closed my business account
so you can't sue me.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Oh yeah yeah, put all my money in funds.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Good for you.
Speaker 11 (21:53):
I went to a bar with him.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Everything was fine. Also looks at me, goes fuck that.
Speaker 12 (21:58):
Some dude, Yeah, some even in the same room. But
he knew why that dude was this cold. Im gona
drag his heads out of that fast and beat.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Blacked out, blacked out.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
I sure, we know, yeah, but he deserved it.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
I'm always on the side of justice. I can't so I.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Can't him.
Speaker 11 (22:26):
Sometimes you don't have to mention that.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
He's on a different schedule.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
By the way, I love Tony Robbins.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I do too.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
I love I'm not fucking with Pete Davis.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
I tell him that you love him. They love Tony
Robins always. He left the room I loved. I'm a
pi ton Robins.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
When he gets up the five hundred million dollars, then
I'll go to Robin.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
He ain't gonna give you anything.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
You're rich, dude, You're all right, all right.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
Sometimes he lets me go to his house and feed
the swan.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
I'm the Bible to show Tony Robbins up.
Speaker 11 (23:26):
I want you to invite him back.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I want to be yes, I want to.
Speaker 11 (23:40):
Robins right.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
What a weird beef that would be?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Like, I'm my Wikipedia also has a beef with Tony Robbins, I.
Speaker 13 (23:50):
Would I left myself silly boo b bloo boo boo
boo Bom bom Bom bom.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Bo Burper boot Bubba Boper baby Purper boo
You posted a hell of a thing on Instagram, mister Davidson.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, healthy and awake and drinking coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
No more, no more pot, no more pot, no more shrooms,
no more drinking, and no more SIGs.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Everything everything, It sucks. Opy.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It's almost impossible to escape from North Korea, so you
would assume they're waiting for you.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
With open arms. I understand. How do those people know
that the other person? Like they all look to say
they do. You know you know what Cubans come from
the north of south of?
Speaker 6 (00:37):
Well, yeah, because I didn't think of.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
The Caribbean. I'm sorry. Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 6 (00:49):
When I see you coming with those dol shoes, you're fire.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
You look at their pinking.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I see a little snaggle too. I know a sugar
cane field you live in.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Motherfucker. We all just get along.
Speaker 7 (01:07):
I like the honesty though, No, yeah, it really it's
just like birded a bit about it.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
But it's so true.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's like the days are so long, right, and like
everything sucks, Like movies aren't as good music.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I can't listen to rap.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
But you can't listen to rap.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Cannutty is one of your favorite I could listen to it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
He turned onto a couple of kid Cuddy songs because
of you.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
He's incredible and he doesn't just rap about weed and stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So it's like, so it's fine. I'm there with the
reindeer antler bottle opener. Yeah, who brought that ship in?
I did Carl fucking pick Car?
Speaker 8 (01:42):
Carl, Yes, Carl, Carl, Carl, the man Cuban. You know
the Cuban. You know the Cuban.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
He's one of the regular in the opposite of you.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Right now, did you walk around the redwood trees?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
The whole thing?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
So I go up to Humboldt County.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I go up to Humboldt a lot, So we go
through the redwoods. Guy has a giant ranch up there, right.
Speaker 9 (02:06):
So I was one of the last people to drive
through that fucking it fell Finally I went through in
the middle of the night.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I got out in a peede on that tree.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Happened.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
All that shitty food you're kissing pure ascid. You killed
the redwood tree. You might want to go see a doctor.
Speaker 10 (02:36):
Two days later, was smoldering kind of fire was there.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
There's just a hat.
Speaker 8 (02:46):
There's his anchor baby on it.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
It's damn cubans.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Uh. So it just sucks. But you felt like you
had to do this though.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, it was just you know, I'm happy dreams now, right,
which is cool. I haven't had dreams in eight years.
You're actually sleeping at night. Sleeping at night, sleeping, yeah,
not passing out. No, it's crazy. Yeah, and I wake
up like nine o'clock, no alarm, I have energy.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
It sucks, dude, it's fucking so long.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
What's going on with Robins? Thick? Uh?
Speaker 10 (03:19):
His wife came out with some allegations. No, yeah, that
was a slibbery. Yeah, ants lbbery.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
She's been in here.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
She's gorgeous, gorgeous. She said that he was all being
on her.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's wonderful.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
The fuck what did she do wrong?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Listen, had a Tuesday in your car, in your culture list.
Speaker 11 (03:43):
That's how Latino's been to the wife.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
What seems to be the problem here. She didn't understand
his backhand.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That's right, we did not heed it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
We've been having a good time in here, peete.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
We messed it mission that so much.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
It's been way.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Too fucking long.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
You look good, Oh, thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
How long has it been now?
Speaker 5 (04:03):
It's about three weeks.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Nice, all right, Yeah, you're hanging in there, hanging in there,
and he said it's still another month maybe.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, Well, because I've been high for like eight years, take.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
A little while. How many get it out of your bones?
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I spent brow.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
When you're sober, you like kind of look into like
how much.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You spent and like it's discussed, like two hundred grand
on like weed.
Speaker 8 (04:32):
Let's play the whole album.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Let's just play the whole album.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Then Carl's going to start cooking some beans. Maybe a
good day, we'll take him out with their fire state building.
He can piss on it and then it'll collapse.
Speaker 11 (04:45):
And treat it doesn't looking too sturdy when I was there.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
How are you feeling your.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Days right now?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Exercising basketball?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Shoot?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I apply, I have like you know, I have so
much time now?
Speaker 8 (04:59):
Yeah, yeah, hours feel like but he might be the
greatest American rock boys.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I love rolling the lights.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
You don't you know all the credens everybody, every movie
about the Vietnam him and he'll stop the rain. Oh okay,
proud Mary, all right, all right, you know no credence.
You don't know cr.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
You know, God damn hood on this from that sucking.
Speaker 8 (05:34):
One hundred fucking one hundred and fifteenth Street and third
Avenue is Tetot Point.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
That is Bulevard.
Speaker 8 (05:39):
That's right, I'm close.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
How much shrooming were you doing?
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Like once a week? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:45):
It was really like since since New Year, I was
shriming pretty hard.
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
And once the trips they started getting really bad because
you're only supposed to do it like yeah every six month, correct.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Right, and yeah, it was starting to get a little scary.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yeah, like what is one of the worst trips?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I just like usually I do it, and like after
you do shrooms, you're like you have like this epiphany
and you like.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Feel better and you're like, oh, life and all this stuff.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
And it was like the opposite.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's just like you should die a few hours, yeah,
like six hours. Oh, and like it would immediately the
second they would kick in, and then I would do
them again and like not learn my lessons.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
So wow.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
Yeah, but yeah, that Donald Trump fucking yah.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Broke.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
That's one of my favorite things on TV is watching
rich people go broke, Like Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
For me, dude, I'm so bored, it's so boring.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
I can't brought the bottle buck in here a second ago.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
I took it out.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Also, also, you sweat a lot the next month. It's
like I wake up like it looks like someone dumped
a bucket of water on me.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah, but hopefully that fucking stops it.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
Bron, it's a bunch of ninet year olds. All we
need is like nine ambulances, like it's a NASCAR race
because people need to.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Die and left and right.
Speaker 9 (07:20):
She is she with it ninety she's Oh my god,
she's one hundred percent wow with it, one hundred percent
with it.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
She drank, she drinks. She's mean.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
She's the meanest grandmother you could ever have.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Why does she hate you?
Speaker 9 (07:41):
Every time I look at it, Like, if we're by herself,
she'll show her teeth like a fucking dog.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
She wants me.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
She starts rolling her dentures around her mouth and fucking
high fucking me.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
That's great, you don't like me.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
How the fuck do you get around that? The boredom
and just changing your entire life.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
You gotta get different hobbies.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, your lifestylexercize has been helping.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
That's right. Yeah, I'm out.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
You just have to.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Eat up time, right, you know, reading the paper, it's sad, bro,
it's real sad.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
There's a salad minnies. Yeah, I've never thought I hear
to go. I read the paper?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Is wake up? Get the New York Times. Ye sit
with my coffee front to back right, yep.
Speaker 8 (08:22):
I teld him that the other day.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
My mom is eighty three.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
My mom of eighty three, and somehow or ano they're
down in Alabama, us on here has drifted down to
somebody my mom's Sunday school class because my mom asked
me yesterday, are you doing some kind of radio show you?
And I'm like yeah, And she goes, is what are
the guys a cook?
Speaker 9 (08:42):
Yes, yes he is, And I go and the other
one's black, and she's like, ooh.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
What an awful I help.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
So you're paying for this thing.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
It's gonna be like ten grand bro, I'm not fucking hauch.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
So why do you have to be there just fucking
on the check. If he hates you, then you stay
up here and have.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
A good time with them. Listen. I can't. I can't survive.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
With my mom calling me for the next five years.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Bring it right right.
Speaker 9 (09:13):
My brother wins to scratch off every time he opens
his check, so he doesn't feel the fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
He's not gonna feel the pain of that.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
He won't even know he wrote the check and I'll
be receiving.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
What does he do?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
He's so surgeon? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like everyone stops marking.
He's all right. He's the real deal.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
And not only that he got he got a doctorate
and his NBA from Harvard at the same fucking time.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Show off. He's like Twiggy from Battlestar Galactica.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
The bad stroom thing too.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
I mean, that can get you.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
He's totally right. The one time I did it two
days in a row. The second day, I just sat
in the hotel.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
And cried all day.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, me and Ricky and I was in a man
and Ricky did true. I didn't two days, two days
in a row, and we did him on his roof
and I was this wall was just really mad at me.
And then I shipped my pants.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah, what did Ricky say? He just laughed for five hours? Ricky, Ricky,
don't give him fun?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
What was this?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I tweeted my dinner and then Carl tweeted his that
was that's fine, that's all right, that's though, all right?
Speaker 5 (10:31):
You are you kidding?
Speaker 4 (10:33):
I saw.
Speaker 9 (10:34):
I saw two hundreds of those a week.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Wow, some good ship. That's good. But what was that's
the dame of that one? But I mean it's mine,
bro Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
What look how smooth looking? Smooth? Look like Dick. That
looks like school was like a plate of after birth.
It looks like school. Oh, let me to part myself
with my tweet.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, he says, beat this tonight, Carl.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
My plastic game is strong.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Cross red Pepper on top. Pay for playing plastic four
for easy clean up there, Jan Halftag.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Yeah, don't promote that ship until they treat you better.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Carl.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yeah, almost not gonna be there. Did you just flavor?
Speaker 4 (11:35):
Oh my god, the only impression.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
I take my backwards so committed? You committed?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
It fixed in my stomach.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
I lost a little touch with you.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But I saw essonalities. I turned my wife on my okays,
something's up, and I met it in.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
A good one where I was gone for like a.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Couple of episodes healthier. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Yeah, there's some I guess there's some bonuses.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
You know.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Mom's happy.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I wake up with boners now the first time since
I was like sixteen.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
All Right, you got to build off that these type
of things.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
That's great comedy that put off the boners.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
Yeah, there's some jokes in there.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Times a little.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I've been like trying to jerk off a lot to
get all like the bad kids out because I probably
have like eighty years of.
Speaker 9 (12:23):
Like trying to clear up the stadium.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Yeah, he drained a swamp trying to get over the
way out. He's truly I've ever seen like a lot
of rappers kids.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
Yeah, they look pretty often.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Yeah, my dad, my dad was a coke guy.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Does hem hmm?
Speaker 10 (12:49):
Was he a functional coke guy though, like he can
still work and yeah and pay requirement.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
He probably was like, yeah, let's put out some fun.
He's starting his own fire. Used to.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I literally found out because I started like hanging out
with my dad's friends trying to like learn some stories,
and then they started telling They would be like, I.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Mean, your dad used to do blow all the time,
And I was like, why are you telling me?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
How about you tell me another?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, what about the Bad Time? Yeah that's by Tony
Robbins right there.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, we had Tony Robinson earlier. If you want to,
you know, make some money, fucking.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Dumb Tuck made a career off of being a liar.
I wish I was in with him.
Speaker 8 (13:38):
I believe he's saying he's a bit of a charlotd
and a snake oil sales?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Who are you saying about saying that about him?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
No?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Yeah, he's a giant idiot.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
No, because I don't like people like that, because they
make money off of people that are looking for help.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
That's Carl's friend.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
He went to a seminar and by the end of
the weekend, his whole life is.
Speaker 11 (14:01):
Did he touch your head?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
And we walked on fire? There?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
There was there's a lot to it. We did have
none of it.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, you know he had a problem with the walking
on fire a year ago.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Yeah, yeah, he burnt.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Somebody got their Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
You're walking on fucking fire. I hope there's gonna be
repercussions for that.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
He was almost crying in front of Tony Robbins.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
And then we made a joke and we got him
out to work for you. That's that's great for you.
I just think he's a fraud.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
I can say this.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
His personality has a shade.
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Yeah, low mean boy.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Little mean boy. So why don't you hate Tony Robbins,
big body.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Just like the idea of this giant like speaker is ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
His head was huge, Yeah, got so walking around has
been I thought was exaggerated. No, it's not.
Speaker 8 (15:13):
You had them fire hydrant.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
He had to match that.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
You went right at it. When he came in.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
You just start talking about his head.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I just don't like he has like a Netflix special
and like all these people are like crying and clappers,
just like.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
It's like you don't like self help.
Speaker 11 (15:34):
Dud's worth a hundred million dollars.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Hundred million dollars.
Speaker 10 (15:38):
Man.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
What I miss is the like the preparation, like the
breaking it down.
Speaker 11 (15:46):
And put on the filter and being like, look at
the good.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
I'm a big boy.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Somebody came a long way.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I used to have to like put it on the
table and like scrumple it up and to be holes
in it.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
And now I'm like, you know, I can roll perfect.
Speaker 10 (16:02):
The process is just as much of addiction as the yeah,
just going through it right, yeah.
Speaker 11 (16:10):
Okay, bye, he's just saying exactly what I fucking said.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Is a guy that just says he's been sober nineteen years.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
It gets way better so.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
I thank you.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Guy tells me that all the time. Everybody, everybody's been
super good.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I've been getting a lot of calls and you know,
people that are really sober and who go to meetings
with Jimmy and Colin and thumb Voss.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
YEA was helpful.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Oh yeah, he's helpful.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
He's started to dress like a fucking eighteen year old
boy in high school that you don't have friends.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
That's trying to be cool.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
It's like, hey, I love.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I don't know about the trees benefit he wore me
and Barro making fun ofim. He wore like I don't
know if you can find the picture.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I saw the pick.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
He wore a blue shirt and then an off blue fedora.
He thought the hat matched the shirt.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
He just like Bruno Mars. Yeah, anoys man, I'll do
a little bit. I step right on the sneakers every
time I say him and his.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Teeth are getting better. I don't know if you've guys noticed.
I don't know if he's like shaving him down or whatever.
So you're craving cigarettes still?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
No, I just like, oh stakes still you gave up?
He gave up.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Yeah, I'm waking up, Like that's great, it's so great,
so great. I run on the trap.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
I didn't know five splip so like it's not that
bad sliff.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
He struck the weeds.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
There's a gigga stet.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Yeah, well I don't know if it's there anyway. Yeah,
but they get these like fifth your.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Old Italian dudes that like also like wait tables, like
got like Italian restaurants there, God, yeah, like fucking like
Geno Wisconte headlines there.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Right, you know, yeah, that's hilarious. But like Eric, who
is that?
Speaker 6 (18:19):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Eric, idiot?
Speaker 11 (18:27):
What he rocks?
Speaker 4 (18:28):
You're overlooking Paul pronounced Perry jumped their fun up you rock.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
Sitting on that one too.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I'm gonna get him.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
This.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Pete is ornery.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Pete's very uh, very very straightforward.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Original fucking around anymore.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Not Pete like like you get rid of your what
the fuck was that thing?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
The seg the Segway thing?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Yeah yeah, hoverboard, Well I got.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I feel bad what well?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I made the guy send me like thirty of them,
and then I did this hoverboard sketch and exploded all
yeah on SNL Yeah, and he kind of like got
a little mad about that to get mad.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
It's on SNL. That's cool. But he blew him up.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I blew him all up and said not to buy him.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Yeah that part oh ship.
Speaker 10 (19:27):
He told everybody in the office, Hey, I said it
to Hey, I'm gonna raise This was a good skit.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
It was so funny.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
It was very funny.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
How many did you ruin for the skit?
Speaker 4 (19:36):
About like thirty?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
My favorite thing is like the uh, the tech guys
that they get they got so excited. Was this guy, Richie,
who I love so much. He just love Exploding Richie. Yeah,
and he's like, oh, I'm so happy you wrote the sketch.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
What explode one. I've never used this one. I don't
know what it's gonna fucking do. So maybe covering your
eyes for this one.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Bro, Oh that's so.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Richard Alec Baldwin saying he's not gonna do uh Trump what?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah, I think he's gonna continue right.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
I don't know if that. He actually called me yesterday,
which was very nice, very cool.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Oh yeah, he's like thirty two years sober, so yeah.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
He so he's giving me a little pep talk kind
of thing.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah, he's uh, he's we're gonna hang out soon. He
was very very sweet. It was weird because he called
from a block number and he was like, I heard
this is Ali Baldwin and I was like, who the
fuck is this?
Speaker 11 (20:32):
It was Ricky and then he was like.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
And I was like, oh fuck, what did he say
to that? Half hour later it was like, I.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Don't know what else to say to prove to you,
but I'm really alicholic. One of those kids that like
when you play kickball, he like kicked it in the ball,
pop and you ruin the game.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
With your big, big, stupid feet.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
He's six foot tall at ten years old.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Yeah, just a brick shithouse.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Fucking funny some edgetoe boy. You got the drugs that will.
Speaker 11 (21:19):
Boy, And what's really funny is not funny.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
But like I I pray that someone starts something so
I can get a fight. I pray. I walked down
the sheet like I hope. I hope it's like a photo.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Or like someone.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
I will fucking beat the ship out. I'm so excited.
I will fight your skin.
Speaker 11 (21:46):
And you know what, I just closed my business account
so you can't sue me.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Oh yeah yeah, put all my money in funds.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Good for you.
Speaker 11 (21:53):
I went to a bar with him.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Everything was fine. Also looks at me, goes fuck that.
Speaker 12 (21:58):
Some dude, Yeah, some even in the same room. But
he knew why that dude was this cold. Im gona
drag his heads out of that fast and beat.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Blacked out, blacked out.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
I sure, we know, yeah, but he deserved it.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
I'm always on the side of justice. I can't so I.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Can't him.
Speaker 11 (22:26):
Sometimes you don't have to mention that.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
He's on a different schedule.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
By the way, I love Tony Robbins.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I do too.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
I love I'm not fucking with Pete Davis.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
I tell him that you love him. They love Tony
Robins always. He left the room I loved. I'm a
pi ton Robins.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
When he gets up the five hundred million dollars, then
I'll go to Robin.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
He ain't gonna give you anything.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
You're rich, dude, You're all right, all right.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
Sometimes he lets me go to his house and feed
the swan.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
I'm the Bible to show Tony Robbins up.
Speaker 11 (23:26):
I want you to invite him back.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I want to be yes, I want to.
Speaker 11 (23:40):
Robins right.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
What a weird beef that would be?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Like, I'm my Wikipedia also has a beef with Tony Robbins, I.
Speaker 13 (23:50):
Would I left myself silly boo b bloo boo boo
boo Bom bom Bom bom.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Bo Burper boot Bubba Boper baby Purper boo
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