May 18, 2025 • 25 mins
Buckle up for a chaotic ride with Opie and comedy heavyweights like Carl Ruiz, Chris Distefano, Theo Von, Pete Davidson, and more! This episode dives into absurd tales and gut-busting riffs on Sussudio, Bon Jovi, creepy NYC, depression, SpaceX, peanut butter and jelly potato chips, and Nicholas Cage as Superman. From teaching toilets a lesson to naked Shaq and a legless Superman jab, it’s unhinged comedy gold. Tune in for laughs and pure madness!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So Phil Colin's yelled at me. I told him I
liked Susus studio told me to go fuck myself. Remember
it didn't really happened.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, you got mad at me because he thought he
was making fun of him and I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Carl was making fun of him, and Carl was being
honest like it.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I actually liked him. I loved the song and he
hates it.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Since coming out here and talking about this, you know,
I have to say that I only wrote the Studio once,
you know, and I recorded it once. I didn't record
it one hundred thousand times. And I recorded it once, right,
and then people played it on the radio.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Yeah, I like the song.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, it's not that I love you magnify that.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Yeah my favorite.
Speaker 6 (00:43):
I'm no.
Speaker 7 (00:46):
He just said, oh come on, I got yelled at
my pil for liking Studio.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I really like.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
So I don't just like it.
Speaker 7 (00:56):
I just you know, I don't American. Hear it again,
It wouldn't bother me.
Speaker 8 (00:59):
But I had an embarrassing moment where I was gonna
I was gonna suck up to John bon Joey for tickets.
He was a guest on the show and uh, after
his interview. I went out ahead of him to go
to the bathroom because I knew he was gonnake a
few minutes to get out. And then I happened to
walk out of the bathroom as John bon Jovi's walking
past me and I go, hey, John. He goes, hey,
funny man, good job today. And I go hey, he's
(01:19):
getting in the elevator. I go, those shows aren't really
sold out, are they? And he goes, that's cold, and
then the doors closed.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
And I went, oh, that's not what I meant.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
What he thought I was saying, like your shows are
are they?
Speaker 7 (01:34):
He thought I was doing.
Speaker 8 (01:35):
The dick move and insulting him, like they're not really
sold out? But I was building up to suck up
to him for tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
To the Show's hilarious. That's the worst.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Still depressed, You're still depressed, Still depressed. But I tried
to not eat any bread.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Uh, And then I you know, downstairs, I just had
a fucking macaroon.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
I was doing so I would never search out a
macro room.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, you know, the new coffee shop down here. The
lady was like, you can you can get two macaroons
for a dollar.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
But I was like, ah, fuck, I'm not gonna lie
to it. If they're offering two macaroons for a dollar,
how do you say no?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Oh my god?
Speaker 7 (02:13):
And did you give me? Did you bring one up
for me? Or did he both of them?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
She put them right in my mouth. I guess.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
He rocks back.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
He was down there in Florida. I guess he saw
a rock and take off or something. According to Club
Soda Kenny, he was at the SpaceX launch.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Was he in there nighttime launch?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
He said, yeah, how's the launch? I wasn't there for
the launch.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Kenny's telling everybody I know he.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Is one of my friends is a cop.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And some guy in the McDonald's downtown on Eighth Avenue
was sticking his finger in his ass and rubbing it
on peoples sandwiches and.
Speaker 9 (02:46):
Running out, running back, and then he got arrested and
he said that this guy, he said that this guy
has he like literally walks around Times Square for the
last ten years just fingering his ass, and every time
they arrest him, they have to like glove up and like,
you know, because he tries to stick his fingers on
you and like, but but they arrest him and then
you know, he goes through the system and his back
(03:07):
on the street.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
And they said today he took it to a whole
new level. He was rubbing it on people's big Max.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
So they're hoping they finally got him where they can
lock him up for a little long Yeah, because my
friend was like, he's actually like a nice guy, like
he knows the system.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Now, he's just he's mentally insane. Yeah, but he said.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
When I when he called me, he was like, some
guy's just rubbing his ass, rubbing his ass fingers on
this big Max.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Oh my god, that's the special sauce.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I'm sure someone made that hack joke. Oh yeah, I'm
sure one of the cops. Did. I knew.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I Rock was in Florida. He was taking pictures of
palm trees like he's autistic.
Speaker 10 (03:42):
No, those guys end up right back out on the street. Yeah,
there's a guy on the Upper West Side. He was
featured on the front page. He's shitting in the street.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
He just he just drops trout and just ships wherever
he wants on the sidewalk and all that, and he
yells screams at the people, and he he wears some
kind of New York Mets thing.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
I think it might have.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
I want to say it's a jacket, but I can't tell.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
With the homeless people, you don't know if they're wearing
a jacket or or if it's a blind kid.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Yeah, right, Yeah, And he was on the front.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Page for being just a real pain in the ass
to everybody around him.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
And you know, you fast forward a couple of months.
I walked by him last week.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I was.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
I was in that area and I walked right by him.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
And I think I'm the only one at this point
that knows that that guy was featured on the front
page for being a major nuisance.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
And there he is.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
He's back, you know, out on the street, laying and
sleeping on the sidewalk and shitting wherever he wants. Here's Kenny.
Kenny has been telling everyone that he rock went down
there for the launch, the SpaceX launch.
Speaker 11 (04:41):
Eric, where you wing Florida this weekend? I was, was
there a rocket ship launch this weekend? There was not
a coincidence.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Ron's friend's mom, who's now married to Ron's father, didn't
like on and see me, so she put him up
in the attic.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
And your dad didn't help you.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Into a fucking thing. So my best friend, I'm glad
he lost his legs.
Speaker 12 (05:08):
So my best friends to say I said something nothing, nothing,
I'm gonna say right to your face, Rod, I'm glad
he lost his legs because he should have taken care
of his fucking kid.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Uh, you were living in an addict him.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Because now we got to do for sure exactly Now
we gotta deal with all.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
The mental fucking issues you got.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Were you trying out some uh some new products too?
Speaker 11 (05:30):
Yeah, he's got brand new peanut butter and jelly potato
chips put on Instagram?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What's slow it out of Carl? What's wrong with that?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
What is wrong with a regular potato chip? What? What
did it do wrong? Then?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That it needs all these new fucking people right here?
I want to hate that statement. You're kind of right.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
It's just like this that humans are never satisfied the
potato chip.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
And it's not good enough.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You got it now, it's all one hundred years to
make the potato chips right, and then all of a sudden,
it's like, let's make it taste like ship.
Speaker 13 (06:04):
You see the documentary with Under the Giant where he
of course he would not he would try to ship
before getting on a plank because he would only shop
once a week, and he said it didn't time out,
and he shipped on the plane and they had to
turn it around, and people were throwing up, like it
was so bad around, like it was so bad that
(06:29):
like people were screaming bag you know me, people were
passing out.
Speaker 14 (06:35):
I heard that he used to have to take dumps
in paint buckets, right, and on the plane they had
something like that set up.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
You don't fit curtain to everybody.
Speaker 15 (06:48):
Hear it.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
He was humiliating. Even have to go behind the shower
curtain and take it. This afternoon's movie will be rolling rolling.
I mean, he does not fuck around in that bathroom.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
He teaches it a lesson.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
He's the real lesson.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Just you gotta talk to it, man, He tell it,
tell it what it did wrong.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
I'm still on chocolate bars, right.
Speaker 16 (07:14):
Yeah, I already gave them a couple of bars and
they wolded out of the ranger game.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
All right, thank you, comedian.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
A guy that's a lot bigger than me went down
hard the first period on his on his chocolate bar.
Speaker 16 (07:29):
He had the smallest little corner of a bite. He
didn't get past the first period of the man they.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Gotta leave the game after forty five minutes. We've talked
about this way too much. But Chris Barclay center outside.
I'm the only one there with Chris freaking the funk
out trying to find an uber.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
We had to leave. I'm telling you.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
He told me I could go back. I'm like, I
gotta make sure you are. I'm talking one square of
the like one square never told me that I left
the fun out.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
It was hilarious story.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
It was funny as fun were he like joking or no?
He thought a spear was going twisted.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Money.
Speaker 16 (08:06):
Here's the thing. They took it right out. He's outside
the building. They ate the thing, got on the train.
He was like, I know how to get there. They
got lost on the train because Chris was already twisted
from it.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
They went way past our stop.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
He goes, we'll get off at the next one, which
was ten to fifteen minutes down the tracks.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Then we had to come all the way back.
Speaker 16 (08:26):
He was, that's the best sleep thoughts sleep when you
welcome the next morning.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Yeah, it's like losing your virginity. You feel like your
neck crack.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I'm good for.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
My buddy owns a restaurant and his Mexican cooks come
up to him with a paper last week that said,
this day, don't come to work.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's like a thing, right. It was an immigrant immigrant day. Yeah,
immigrant da. I gotta tell you man. Our showed up.
What do you mean yours arm showed up?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Wait, they said, we're here because.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
That's crazy.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
R showed up. Wait a second, exactly on don't go
to work day. R showed up.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I want to a little wall.
Speaker 17 (09:20):
R showed up And they said because And they said, because, uh, look,
touch a little bit about myself. R showed up and
they said, it's you know, we showed up because we
love you guys.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I'm not touching it. But R showed up for you.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Have to buy a place. You bought a place.
Speaker 18 (09:43):
I bought a place, but I mean I saved up
for years. I just I'm only doing I'm only able
to do it because it's such a good investment.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
But you can't buy furniture.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I have no furniture, So what's in your house?
Speaker 18 (09:52):
I have a mattress on the floor like a fucking assassin.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That kind of rules.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
No, I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 18 (09:57):
I mean a girl that comes over. I'm like, I
just moved a week ago. I've been there for three months.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
You don't have a couch yet.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I got no couch TV.
Speaker 18 (10:05):
I have a TV because there was one in the apartment.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Reason that was one in the apartment.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Yeah, that's the only reason you're on the TV.
Speaker 18 (10:12):
I got Wi Fi eventually because I had work to do.
You know, I had to like do work, so I
had to get a.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
That makes sense to you, Yeah, what about cable?
Speaker 18 (10:19):
I got cable, but I never watch it.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
I should watch it, but you're paying for cable.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I'm paying for cable you deserve.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Do you buy groceries?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, I don't buy groceries.
Speaker 18 (10:28):
I don't need at home.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
You just get takeout or whatever.
Speaker 18 (10:30):
Yeah, a lot of eating out, a lot of comedy
club food, whatever.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
But the one thing you'll spurge on is women. Have
you been in a relationship long enough where you just
stop because you're.
Speaker 18 (10:38):
Like, yeah, and I start to resent them. It was
like this horror is running out my bank account.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
And then you break up with them because yeah.
Speaker 18 (10:43):
And they're like, what's the problem, Like gold digging.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Bitch, She's just trying to get toilet paper for your
apartment's kind of fascinating.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
That is fascinating.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
I love this conversation.
Speaker 18 (10:55):
We're getting too deep here, all right.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
If you don't mind this is I don't lie. That's
the good ship.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
That's fascinating. I'm the only person that likes Superman.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
People don't like Superman.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Why what's wrong with him?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
He's fucking Superman.
Speaker 19 (11:11):
DC keeps pushing him as their premiere face of the company, right,
and at a time he was. But it's Batman, right,
everybody loves Batman. You can reboot Batman a million times,
put out a toy line for whatever, and it does
a lot of money. You do anything with Superman and
everyone's either skeptical or doesn't give a shit about it.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Why I know it ruined it.
Speaker 10 (11:32):
They can't figure out how to get away from him
wearing his underpants on the outside. This was also during
the time too, when Batman the real thing for when
Batman had nipple.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yes, I was going for the laugh, but they they're like,
holy fuck, we can't figure out how to get this
guy to wear his underpants on the inside.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Shack's just fucking on a.
Speaker 20 (11:53):
Different level, though, so I never forget this story. It
was two thousand and two, two thousand and three for
the draft of the Draft All Star Game, and the
rookies had to shower with the vets and Shot came
in and it was myself in the corner and me
was talking to Tyson Chandler. We're just yapping or whatever,
and Shot comes in and just kind of takes off
(12:13):
his towel and starts swinging it around right and it turned.
You look and you're like, I don't want to really look,
but you still have to.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Look at.
Speaker 14 (12:23):
Of course, it's like it's it's two times of a
baby's arm, and he'll be the first one to a minute.
It's one of those awkward like eighth wonders where you
don't like, how do you not stare at it? And
he just kind of start swinging it around. You heard
the slap against the legs.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
It's just it's aggressive.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I would look.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Look.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
We have a segment on a show called Locker Room
Talk Logo.
Speaker 19 (12:48):
The character and whoever plays it, no one gives a
shipman does not make money because he flies like a sissy.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (12:57):
What are some of the unknown things you get anxiety.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Over well, like you know, if like someone I love
or you know, like a family member, like leaves, like
I don't know if they're ever going to come back,
leaves for what like or something. Yeah, Like if you
go up the street, if I'm with you, if I'm
in your house and you're like, hey, I'm going to
go out and run to the store and get milk
or something if you're not back. And I give myself
times like eight minutest. At the ninth minute, my heart
(13:24):
starts to go a little faster, and then I start
to think that something happened to you. Wow, he's crazy, Yeah,
And then I start to think something happened to you.
I can control it a lot better now, but when
I was like ten years ago, like it would be
like I would text you, call you, and if you
didn't pick up the phone. If you pick up the phone,
it's okay. But if you don't pick up the phone,
I think something horrible happens.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
Michael is manly, George Clooney is manly, and then Nicholas
Cage is.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
He's like, yeah, he had the long hair, and they
were doating. They were debating a superman should have the
long hair?
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Drake off.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
One more anxiety is every time I come home, I
have to do the first thing I do before I
even take my coat off, drop my keys, I go
into the bathroom, push back the shower curtain and make
sure nobody's in the shower.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
I swear to God.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Hanging out, I think, I turn on all the lights
and I check the showers, the closets, I I check
and uh. I do that same thing in hotels as
soon as I get in. I check every room, every
room everything. That's why people like, oh, don't you want
to buy a house one day? It's like, absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
I need to be able.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Shakes bathroom, Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
I'd never get to that.
Speaker 21 (14:46):
Yeah, I would never imagine him the mansion aundy.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
Time he gets to the other side of the mansion.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
I would never. I would never do that.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I would live in a condo where I can open
up the door, see my entire part and know that
everything's okay.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
He does look like Julian Lennox. Yes, but what was
his song again? Sorry for that kid?
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Hit un now you never had it hit right?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, you had one. He had a massive hit. I
can't remember the song though. It was say goodbye, something.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
Like that, play a little less guy kind of dancing
in the background, the kind of it's like his dad.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Right then, people thinking, holy ship, maybe the kid has something.
Speaker 21 (15:27):
Now I think he's considered a one hit wonder. He
ain't come as suicide yet. Welcome DJ who kids.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I've been dying to meet you. My father would have
been killed myself.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
You're char Lennon's kid.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
You gotta have more than one hit. No, holy fuck.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
What's the best thing you ever made love on?
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Daniel? Want to the best thing you've ever made love on?
Top of?
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Brother?
Speaker 6 (15:58):
It was a.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Got Money now classic?
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Yeah, like going weird.
Speaker 15 (16:07):
Questions, something nicer, something like out there, you know, like
a like an automobile, or like.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Will Farrow not not Warrow?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, nonsense answer.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
He helped him with foot fist way. That movie came
out of nowhere. How about you guys make that for
sixty thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Yeah, it was like sixty grand we made and then
it got into Yeah, I got into sun Dance and
we had to put a few more bucks on the
credit card to finish it.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
And do you still have a lot of the skills
that you learned for that?
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Or was that everything I've held on to those, you know,
there were a lot of them were natural. I still
have the karate gie. It sits in my in my
closet and I'm not sure what to do with it,
but it's just there. It was too much to get
rid of, but it's there. It's gross, smells hell, yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
It sounds beautiful.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Nicolas Cage is Superman. Superman thing dick through my shorts.
I'm not working. I wish I could do them. I'm
not wearing my underpants on the outside. That triple take.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
Look that what's happening?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Do I have to save some people? Now?
Speaker 7 (17:28):
Fucking got it?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Craig Gas, I'll.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Probably lose it by tomorrow, I know. But dude, it's
whatever you say.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
So why are you gonna bell on?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
The Organs make? Medicine?
Speaker 7 (17:36):
Is too much pressure?
Speaker 15 (17:36):
Like the women start really hitting you up and it
becomes and I got just a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
I don't have time to do it right now? Are
they are they stepping over line? They're like starting to think,
you know, maybe no.
Speaker 15 (17:46):
There's one girl that uh redhead, more of kind of
a Rubenesque lady. She kind of feels I think like
there could be more there, but I don't want that.
I just I'm trying to be friendly, and you know,
I'm trying to deal with some of my own stuff.
You know, I got some intimacy issues and some like
connecttion issues.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
So when it helps you deal with that.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
When you win, for like the certification of being something,
is that part of it? Like you shouldn't it be
inappropriate to develop a relationship with a client?
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Yeah, yeah, that's part of it.
Speaker 15 (18:10):
I mean, and I think some people probably do, you know,
they use feels like a place to hump each other or.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
People are stepping over the line.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
He goes to seminar seminars where there's like a hundred
two hundred people in a room doing it.
Speaker 15 (18:21):
Yeah, just people throw out ship bro it's rocky and
these are rock This ain't beach.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
It's low ti. These are people step mothers. These are
adult women.
Speaker 15 (18:34):
It's gross women that are gonna not even past adulthood
a little bit whatever.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
That is right right? And you can't glove up. You
gotta go raw fingers.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
No you go you glove up?
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Who are you do you glove up? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:44):
You don't go in there, raw fingers. You know these
dude What the.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Fuck are you talking to me?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Like you're getting met, like you're not doing a fucking bizarre,
bullshit fucking thing, and you're like, who the fuck are
you about gloving up?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
What are you fucking stupid?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
What the fuck is wrong with him? You don't glove?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Who are you?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Who are you just rubbing girls fucking pussies on the
Upper West Side?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
What are you a fucking lunaticial?
Speaker 7 (19:06):
It was in Stye Town, dude, that's not a no.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
It wasn't to you.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
It was in Steis idiot, What the fuck are you
talking to How was that a dumb question? When you're
coming with a dumb fucking woming than me.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
I'm dumber than you. I've been talked to it to agree.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
You what it's the ship that you want to a
certification for?
Speaker 15 (19:27):
You don't even put the gloves when you're touching some
of course I am.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I'm not fucking going at people's houses and rubbing their pussies.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
It was an honest question.
Speaker 15 (19:34):
Said, do I hide in the closet and wait for
him to breathe first?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
What the I'm not saying anything, I'm I thought that
that was I thought that you walked in I thought
that you walked in. Somebody said that the door is
unlocked and you just walk in. It's all part of it.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
And there's the there is the nest.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Bro. I'm trying to wh you come at me, Bro,
I got it, nobody's coming. The worst thing that you
could say when someone calls you dumb is pointing back
at him and going.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
You're dumber than me. What the fuck? I just I
don't understand, my bad man.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
If I got aggressive, my bad dude, I don't think
the question was that outrageous about the glove.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I'll just I just didn't know.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
You're right, my bad man.
Speaker 15 (20:19):
Maybe I'm dealing with some other stuff and I'm taking
that on you.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
You know what. That's it happens here. Listen, take a dude, wipe.
I will take one. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
You are sorry. Things man I got going on. You
don't really like Chris.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
I like you.
Speaker 12 (20:41):
I just.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Look how about this. We'll be open and Anthony, let's
talk in two years.
Speaker 22 (20:48):
I think a black guy just joined us in the studio.
I'm like, Superman, black, were you?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Has there ever been a black Superman?
Speaker 12 (21:02):
Like?
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Somebody for it?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
In the comic books. Will Smith was that guy. I
remember that actor that Eric would know that. Wasn't there
a black Superman? Wow, like a green lantern kind of.
I think there's there's been multiple dream lanterns, but I
don't know a black Superman. I think I think Robin
should have been black.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Robin should have been afforded Robin when it manifested when
I lost control of it is on nine to eleven.
My mom worked in the World Financial Center, which is
right there, so that whole I didn't speak to her.
I didn't speak to her for like fifteen hours, and
we all thought she was dead. And so for fifteen hours,
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my my anxiety that was like dormant pretty much came
to life, and all these fears about you left for
work and you're.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
Dead, What happened to your mom? Why didn't you guys
get a hold of her for fifteen hours her cell.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Phone because you know, the cell phones didn't work at
the time, and my mother just in a panic forgot
her cel phone at debt. She just evacuated the building
and then the trains and buses and everything shut down,
so she had to walk from downtown Manhattan all the
way to Ridgewood, Queens, which is right, you know, fifteen
miles or whatever bridge took over the Brooklyn Bridge. People
were walking down the BQE like, So she didn't come home.
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And then when she came home, actually, when she came home,
I thought that because I was I had convinced my
body was convinced that she was gone, she was dead.
So when she came home for the first like, it
felt like an eternity. But I don't know how long
it really was. I thought she was a ghost. And
I thought that I was like dreaming it and yeah,
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and Eileen was shaking me, being like, honey, this is
she's here. She's home, She's here, she's here. But my
brain was like, you're asleep, Chris, you're dreaming your mom
is here. And I was acting like I was having
a bad nightmare, fully awake.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
He was crazy.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
You were just losing it where you were. I wasn't crying,
I was. I was. I was yelling.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I was yelling mom, like mom, stuff right in front
of her, and she was like, I'm I'm here.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
What's going on? I'm here?
Speaker 7 (23:11):
How How close were to the towers were right?
Speaker 5 (23:13):
The World Financial Center.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Across the street right and right there, yeah, right across
this right and it's in the same area her building
was damaged to was I was Building seven, That's what
it was.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Wait, she was in building seven. Yeah, yeah, did come down?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yeah yah yah, So she was. I mean she was
in the thick of it all.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
The government took out the building seven.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, but then I remember, but then I remember all
that stuff.
Speaker 14 (23:36):
They she got home and she d exactly.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
And she had she had blood all over her knee,
and I instantly gotten raged. I was like, what the
fuck happened? And she's like, no, no, no, I fell
in Brooklyn. And I was like, you escaped nine to
eleven and then you just fell and broken. She's like, yeah, pizza,
the pavement was up and I fell. I was like,
you're still gonna get suited. No, but that so that's
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where it all started. And by the that was two
thousand and one. Obviously, from two thousand and one to
about two thousand and seven, it was on I couldn't
be in a relationship with a girl because every girl
that I dated it manifested the panic I had from
my mother on her. So when a girlfriend would you know,
I dated one girl who was a waitress, so she
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wouldn't she would work until one am or whatever it is,
and I wouldn't be able to My whole life would
revolve around making sure she was home, so I would
miss things and alter my life to.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Go pick her up. And if I couldn't pick her up,
I couldn't function.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
And there would be times where you know, her phone dives,
or she doesn't get a text, you know, she doesn't
text me when she's home, or and my life would
be completely altered.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
And don't forget they couldn't figure out the underpants, just
con figure.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Radio radio radio boo boo boo.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Boom boom boom bom bom bomper boer burpa boom
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Boom boer purper boom
So Phil Colin's yelled at me. I told him I
liked Susus studio told me to go fuck myself. Remember
it didn't really happened.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, you got mad at me because he thought he
was making fun of him and I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Carl was making fun of him, and Carl was being
honest like it.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I actually liked him. I loved the song and he
hates it.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Since coming out here and talking about this, you know,
I have to say that I only wrote the Studio once,
you know, and I recorded it once. I didn't record
it one hundred thousand times. And I recorded it once, right,
and then people played it on the radio.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Yeah, I like the song.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, it's not that I love you magnify that.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Yeah my favorite.
Speaker 6 (00:43):
I'm no.
Speaker 7 (00:46):
He just said, oh come on, I got yelled at
my pil for liking Studio.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I really like.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
So I don't just like it.
Speaker 7 (00:56):
I just you know, I don't American. Hear it again,
It wouldn't bother me.
Speaker 8 (00:59):
But I had an embarrassing moment where I was gonna
I was gonna suck up to John bon Joey for tickets.
He was a guest on the show and uh, after
his interview. I went out ahead of him to go
to the bathroom because I knew he was gonnake a
few minutes to get out. And then I happened to
walk out of the bathroom as John bon Jovi's walking
past me and I go, hey, John. He goes, hey,
funny man, good job today. And I go hey, he's
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getting in the elevator. I go, those shows aren't really
sold out, are they? And he goes, that's cold, and
then the doors closed.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
And I went, oh, that's not what I meant.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
What he thought I was saying, like your shows are
are they?
Speaker 7 (01:34):
He thought I was doing.
Speaker 8 (01:35):
The dick move and insulting him, like they're not really
sold out? But I was building up to suck up
to him for tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
To the Show's hilarious. That's the worst.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Still depressed, You're still depressed, Still depressed. But I tried
to not eat any bread.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Uh, And then I you know, downstairs, I just had
a fucking macaroon.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
I was doing so I would never search out a
macro room.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, you know, the new coffee shop down here. The
lady was like, you can you can get two macaroons
for a dollar.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
But I was like, ah, fuck, I'm not gonna lie
to it. If they're offering two macaroons for a dollar,
how do you say no?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Oh my god?
Speaker 7 (02:13):
And did you give me? Did you bring one up
for me? Or did he both of them?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
She put them right in my mouth. I guess.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
He rocks back.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
He was down there in Florida. I guess he saw
a rock and take off or something. According to Club
Soda Kenny, he was at the SpaceX launch.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Was he in there nighttime launch?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
He said, yeah, how's the launch? I wasn't there for
the launch.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Kenny's telling everybody I know he.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Is one of my friends is a cop.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And some guy in the McDonald's downtown on Eighth Avenue
was sticking his finger in his ass and rubbing it
on peoples sandwiches and.
Speaker 9 (02:46):
Running out, running back, and then he got arrested and
he said that this guy, he said that this guy
has he like literally walks around Times Square for the
last ten years just fingering his ass, and every time
they arrest him, they have to like glove up and like,
you know, because he tries to stick his fingers on
you and like, but but they arrest him and then
you know, he goes through the system and his back
(03:07):
on the street.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
And they said today he took it to a whole
new level. He was rubbing it on people's big Max.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
So they're hoping they finally got him where they can
lock him up for a little long Yeah, because my
friend was like, he's actually like a nice guy, like
he knows the system.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Now, he's just he's mentally insane. Yeah, but he said.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
When I when he called me, he was like, some
guy's just rubbing his ass, rubbing his ass fingers on
this big Max.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Oh my god, that's the special sauce.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
I'm sure someone made that hack joke. Oh yeah, I'm
sure one of the cops. Did. I knew.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I Rock was in Florida. He was taking pictures of
palm trees like he's autistic.
Speaker 10 (03:42):
No, those guys end up right back out on the street. Yeah,
there's a guy on the Upper West Side. He was
featured on the front page. He's shitting in the street.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
He just he just drops trout and just ships wherever
he wants on the sidewalk and all that, and he
yells screams at the people, and he he wears some
kind of New York Mets thing.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
I think it might have.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
I want to say it's a jacket, but I can't tell.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
With the homeless people, you don't know if they're wearing
a jacket or or if it's a blind kid.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Yeah, right, Yeah, And he was on the front.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Page for being just a real pain in the ass
to everybody around him.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
And you know, you fast forward a couple of months.
I walked by him last week.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
I was.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
I was in that area and I walked right by him.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
And I think I'm the only one at this point
that knows that that guy was featured on the front
page for being a major nuisance.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
And there he is.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
He's back, you know, out on the street, laying and
sleeping on the sidewalk and shitting wherever he wants. Here's Kenny.
Kenny has been telling everyone that he rock went down
there for the launch, the SpaceX launch.
Speaker 11 (04:41):
Eric, where you wing Florida this weekend? I was, was
there a rocket ship launch this weekend? There was not
a coincidence.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Ron's friend's mom, who's now married to Ron's father, didn't
like on and see me, so she put him up
in the attic.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
And your dad didn't help you.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Into a fucking thing. So my best friend, I'm glad
he lost his legs.
Speaker 12 (05:08):
So my best friends to say I said something nothing, nothing,
I'm gonna say right to your face, Rod, I'm glad
he lost his legs because he should have taken care
of his fucking kid.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Uh, you were living in an addict him.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Because now we got to do for sure exactly Now
we gotta deal with all.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
The mental fucking issues you got.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Were you trying out some uh some new products too?
Speaker 11 (05:30):
Yeah, he's got brand new peanut butter and jelly potato
chips put on Instagram?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What's slow it out of Carl? What's wrong with that?
Speaker 5 (05:39):
What is wrong with a regular potato chip? What? What
did it do wrong? Then?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That it needs all these new fucking people right here?
I want to hate that statement. You're kind of right.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
It's just like this that humans are never satisfied the
potato chip.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
And it's not good enough.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You got it now, it's all one hundred years to
make the potato chips right, and then all of a sudden,
it's like, let's make it taste like ship.
Speaker 13 (06:04):
You see the documentary with Under the Giant where he
of course he would not he would try to ship
before getting on a plank because he would only shop
once a week, and he said it didn't time out,
and he shipped on the plane and they had to
turn it around, and people were throwing up, like it
was so bad around, like it was so bad that
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like people were screaming bag you know me, people were
passing out.
Speaker 14 (06:35):
I heard that he used to have to take dumps
in paint buckets, right, and on the plane they had
something like that set up.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
You don't fit curtain to everybody.
Speaker 15 (06:48):
Hear it.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
He was humiliating. Even have to go behind the shower
curtain and take it. This afternoon's movie will be rolling rolling.
I mean, he does not fuck around in that bathroom.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
He teaches it a lesson.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
He's the real lesson.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Just you gotta talk to it, man, He tell it,
tell it what it did wrong.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
I'm still on chocolate bars, right.
Speaker 16 (07:14):
Yeah, I already gave them a couple of bars and
they wolded out of the ranger game.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
All right, thank you, comedian.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
A guy that's a lot bigger than me went down
hard the first period on his on his chocolate bar.
Speaker 16 (07:29):
He had the smallest little corner of a bite. He
didn't get past the first period of the man they.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Gotta leave the game after forty five minutes. We've talked
about this way too much. But Chris Barclay center outside.
I'm the only one there with Chris freaking the funk
out trying to find an uber.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
We had to leave. I'm telling you.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
He told me I could go back. I'm like, I
gotta make sure you are. I'm talking one square of
the like one square never told me that I left
the fun out.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
It was hilarious story.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
It was funny as fun were he like joking or no?
He thought a spear was going twisted.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Money.
Speaker 16 (08:06):
Here's the thing. They took it right out. He's outside
the building. They ate the thing, got on the train.
He was like, I know how to get there. They
got lost on the train because Chris was already twisted
from it.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
They went way past our stop.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
He goes, we'll get off at the next one, which
was ten to fifteen minutes down the tracks.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Then we had to come all the way back.
Speaker 16 (08:26):
He was, that's the best sleep thoughts sleep when you
welcome the next morning.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
Yeah, it's like losing your virginity. You feel like your
neck crack.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I'm good for.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
My buddy owns a restaurant and his Mexican cooks come
up to him with a paper last week that said,
this day, don't come to work.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's like a thing, right. It was an immigrant immigrant day. Yeah,
immigrant da. I gotta tell you man. Our showed up.
What do you mean yours arm showed up?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Wait, they said, we're here because.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
That's crazy.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
R showed up. Wait a second, exactly on don't go
to work day. R showed up.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I want to a little wall.
Speaker 17 (09:20):
R showed up And they said because And they said, because, uh, look,
touch a little bit about myself. R showed up and
they said, it's you know, we showed up because we
love you guys.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I'm not touching it. But R showed up for you.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Have to buy a place. You bought a place.
Speaker 18 (09:43):
I bought a place, but I mean I saved up
for years. I just I'm only doing I'm only able
to do it because it's such a good investment.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
But you can't buy furniture.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
I have no furniture, So what's in your house?
Speaker 18 (09:52):
I have a mattress on the floor like a fucking assassin.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That kind of rules.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
No, I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 18 (09:57):
I mean a girl that comes over. I'm like, I
just moved a week ago. I've been there for three months.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
You don't have a couch yet.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I got no couch TV.
Speaker 18 (10:05):
I have a TV because there was one in the apartment.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Reason that was one in the apartment.
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Yeah, that's the only reason you're on the TV.
Speaker 18 (10:12):
I got Wi Fi eventually because I had work to do.
You know, I had to like do work, so I
had to get a.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
That makes sense to you, Yeah, what about cable?
Speaker 18 (10:19):
I got cable, but I never watch it.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
I should watch it, but you're paying for cable.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I'm paying for cable you deserve.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Do you buy groceries?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, I don't buy groceries.
Speaker 18 (10:28):
I don't need at home.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
You just get takeout or whatever.
Speaker 18 (10:30):
Yeah, a lot of eating out, a lot of comedy
club food, whatever.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
But the one thing you'll spurge on is women. Have
you been in a relationship long enough where you just
stop because you're.
Speaker 18 (10:38):
Like, yeah, and I start to resent them. It was
like this horror is running out my bank account.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
And then you break up with them because yeah.
Speaker 18 (10:43):
And they're like, what's the problem, Like gold digging.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Bitch, She's just trying to get toilet paper for your
apartment's kind of fascinating.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
That is fascinating.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
I love this conversation.
Speaker 18 (10:55):
We're getting too deep here, all right.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
If you don't mind this is I don't lie. That's
the good ship.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
That's fascinating. I'm the only person that likes Superman.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
People don't like Superman.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Why what's wrong with him?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
He's fucking Superman.
Speaker 19 (11:11):
DC keeps pushing him as their premiere face of the company, right,
and at a time he was. But it's Batman, right,
everybody loves Batman. You can reboot Batman a million times,
put out a toy line for whatever, and it does
a lot of money. You do anything with Superman and
everyone's either skeptical or doesn't give a shit about it.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Why I know it ruined it.
Speaker 10 (11:32):
They can't figure out how to get away from him
wearing his underpants on the outside. This was also during
the time too, when Batman the real thing for when
Batman had nipple.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yes, I was going for the laugh, but they they're like,
holy fuck, we can't figure out how to get this
guy to wear his underpants on the inside.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Shack's just fucking on a.
Speaker 20 (11:53):
Different level, though, so I never forget this story. It
was two thousand and two, two thousand and three for
the draft of the Draft All Star Game, and the
rookies had to shower with the vets and Shot came
in and it was myself in the corner and me
was talking to Tyson Chandler. We're just yapping or whatever,
and Shot comes in and just kind of takes off
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his towel and starts swinging it around right and it turned.
You look and you're like, I don't want to really look,
but you still have to.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Look at.
Speaker 14 (12:23):
Of course, it's like it's it's two times of a
baby's arm, and he'll be the first one to a minute.
It's one of those awkward like eighth wonders where you
don't like, how do you not stare at it? And
he just kind of start swinging it around. You heard
the slap against the legs.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
It's just it's aggressive.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I would look.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Look.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
We have a segment on a show called Locker Room
Talk Logo.
Speaker 19 (12:48):
The character and whoever plays it, no one gives a
shipman does not make money because he flies like a sissy.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (12:57):
What are some of the unknown things you get anxiety.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Over well, like you know, if like someone I love
or you know, like a family member, like leaves, like
I don't know if they're ever going to come back,
leaves for what like or something. Yeah, Like if you
go up the street, if I'm with you, if I'm
in your house and you're like, hey, I'm going to
go out and run to the store and get milk
or something if you're not back. And I give myself
times like eight minutest. At the ninth minute, my heart
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starts to go a little faster, and then I start
to think that something happened to you. Wow, he's crazy, Yeah,
And then I start to think something happened to you.
I can control it a lot better now, but when
I was like ten years ago, like it would be
like I would text you, call you, and if you
didn't pick up the phone. If you pick up the phone,
it's okay. But if you don't pick up the phone,
I think something horrible happens.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
Michael is manly, George Clooney is manly, and then Nicholas
Cage is.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
He's like, yeah, he had the long hair, and they
were doating. They were debating a superman should have the
long hair?
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Drake off.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
One more anxiety is every time I come home, I
have to do the first thing I do before I
even take my coat off, drop my keys, I go
into the bathroom, push back the shower curtain and make
sure nobody's in the shower.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
I swear to God.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Hanging out, I think, I turn on all the lights
and I check the showers, the closets, I I check
and uh. I do that same thing in hotels as
soon as I get in. I check every room, every
room everything. That's why people like, oh, don't you want
to buy a house one day? It's like, absolutely not.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
I need to be able.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Shakes bathroom, Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
I'd never get to that.
Speaker 21 (14:46):
Yeah, I would never imagine him the mansion aundy.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
Time he gets to the other side of the mansion.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
I would never. I would never do that.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I would live in a condo where I can open
up the door, see my entire part and know that
everything's okay.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
He does look like Julian Lennox. Yes, but what was
his song again? Sorry for that kid?
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Hit un now you never had it hit right?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Yeah, you had one. He had a massive hit. I
can't remember the song though. It was say goodbye, something.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
Like that, play a little less guy kind of dancing
in the background, the kind of it's like his dad.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Right then, people thinking, holy ship, maybe the kid has something.
Speaker 21 (15:27):
Now I think he's considered a one hit wonder. He
ain't come as suicide yet. Welcome DJ who kids.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I've been dying to meet you. My father would have
been killed myself.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
You're char Lennon's kid.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
You gotta have more than one hit. No, holy fuck.
Speaker 7 (15:50):
What's the best thing you ever made love on?
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Daniel? Want to the best thing you've ever made love on?
Top of?
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Brother?
Speaker 6 (15:58):
It was a.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Got Money now classic?
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Yeah, like going weird.
Speaker 15 (16:07):
Questions, something nicer, something like out there, you know, like
a like an automobile, or like.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Will Farrow not not Warrow?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, nonsense answer.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
He helped him with foot fist way. That movie came
out of nowhere. How about you guys make that for
sixty thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Yeah, it was like sixty grand we made and then
it got into Yeah, I got into sun Dance and
we had to put a few more bucks on the
credit card to finish it.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
And do you still have a lot of the skills
that you learned for that?
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Or was that everything I've held on to those, you know,
there were a lot of them were natural. I still
have the karate gie. It sits in my in my
closet and I'm not sure what to do with it,
but it's just there. It was too much to get
rid of, but it's there. It's gross, smells hell, yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
It sounds beautiful.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Nicolas Cage is Superman. Superman thing dick through my shorts.
I'm not working. I wish I could do them. I'm
not wearing my underpants on the outside. That triple take.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
Look that what's happening?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Do I have to save some people? Now?
Speaker 7 (17:28):
Fucking got it?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Craig Gas, I'll.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Probably lose it by tomorrow, I know. But dude, it's
whatever you say.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
So why are you gonna bell on?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
The Organs make? Medicine?
Speaker 7 (17:36):
Is too much pressure?
Speaker 15 (17:36):
Like the women start really hitting you up and it
becomes and I got just a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
I don't have time to do it right now? Are
they are they stepping over line? They're like starting to think,
you know, maybe no.
Speaker 15 (17:46):
There's one girl that uh redhead, more of kind of
a Rubenesque lady. She kind of feels I think like
there could be more there, but I don't want that.
I just I'm trying to be friendly, and you know,
I'm trying to deal with some of my own stuff.
You know, I got some intimacy issues and some like
connecttion issues.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
So when it helps you deal with that.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
When you win, for like the certification of being something,
is that part of it? Like you shouldn't it be
inappropriate to develop a relationship with a client?
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Yeah, yeah, that's part of it.
Speaker 15 (18:10):
I mean, and I think some people probably do, you know,
they use feels like a place to hump each other or.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
People are stepping over the line.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
He goes to seminar seminars where there's like a hundred
two hundred people in a room doing it.
Speaker 15 (18:21):
Yeah, just people throw out ship bro it's rocky and
these are rock This ain't beach.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
It's low ti. These are people step mothers. These are
adult women.
Speaker 15 (18:34):
It's gross women that are gonna not even past adulthood
a little bit whatever.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
That is right right? And you can't glove up. You
gotta go raw fingers.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
No you go you glove up?
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Who are you do you glove up? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (18:44):
You don't go in there, raw fingers. You know these
dude What the.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Fuck are you talking to me?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Like you're getting met, like you're not doing a fucking bizarre,
bullshit fucking thing, and you're like, who the fuck are
you about gloving up?
Speaker 1 (18:55):
What are you fucking stupid?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
What the fuck is wrong with him? You don't glove?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Who are you?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Who are you just rubbing girls fucking pussies on the
Upper West Side?
Speaker 5 (19:05):
What are you a fucking lunaticial?
Speaker 7 (19:06):
It was in Stye Town, dude, that's not a no.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
It wasn't to you.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
It was in Steis idiot, What the fuck are you
talking to How was that a dumb question? When you're
coming with a dumb fucking woming than me.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
I'm dumber than you. I've been talked to it to agree.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
You what it's the ship that you want to a
certification for?
Speaker 15 (19:27):
You don't even put the gloves when you're touching some
of course I am.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I'm not fucking going at people's houses and rubbing their pussies.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
It was an honest question.
Speaker 15 (19:34):
Said, do I hide in the closet and wait for
him to breathe first?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
What the I'm not saying anything, I'm I thought that
that was I thought that you walked in I thought
that you walked in. Somebody said that the door is
unlocked and you just walk in. It's all part of it.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
And there's the there is the nest.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Bro. I'm trying to wh you come at me, Bro,
I got it, nobody's coming. The worst thing that you
could say when someone calls you dumb is pointing back
at him and going.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
You're dumber than me. What the fuck? I just I
don't understand, my bad man.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
If I got aggressive, my bad dude, I don't think
the question was that outrageous about the glove.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I'll just I just didn't know.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
You're right, my bad man.
Speaker 15 (20:19):
Maybe I'm dealing with some other stuff and I'm taking
that on you.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
You know what. That's it happens here. Listen, take a dude, wipe.
I will take one. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
You are sorry. Things man I got going on. You
don't really like Chris.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
I like you.
Speaker 12 (20:41):
I just.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Look how about this. We'll be open and Anthony, let's
talk in two years.
Speaker 22 (20:48):
I think a black guy just joined us in the studio.
I'm like, Superman, black, were you?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Has there ever been a black Superman?
Speaker 12 (21:02):
Like?
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Somebody for it?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
In the comic books. Will Smith was that guy. I
remember that actor that Eric would know that. Wasn't there
a black Superman? Wow, like a green lantern kind of.
I think there's there's been multiple dream lanterns, but I
don't know a black Superman. I think I think Robin
should have been black.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Robin should have been afforded Robin when it manifested when
I lost control of it is on nine to eleven.
My mom worked in the World Financial Center, which is
right there, so that whole I didn't speak to her.
I didn't speak to her for like fifteen hours, and
we all thought she was dead. And so for fifteen hours,
(21:47):
my my anxiety that was like dormant pretty much came
to life, and all these fears about you left for
work and you're.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
Dead, What happened to your mom? Why didn't you guys
get a hold of her for fifteen hours her cell.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Phone because you know, the cell phones didn't work at
the time, and my mother just in a panic forgot
her cel phone at debt. She just evacuated the building
and then the trains and buses and everything shut down,
so she had to walk from downtown Manhattan all the
way to Ridgewood, Queens, which is right, you know, fifteen
miles or whatever bridge took over the Brooklyn Bridge. People
were walking down the BQE like, So she didn't come home.
(22:23):
And then when she came home, actually, when she came home,
I thought that because I was I had convinced my
body was convinced that she was gone, she was dead.
So when she came home for the first like, it
felt like an eternity. But I don't know how long
it really was. I thought she was a ghost. And
I thought that I was like dreaming it and yeah,
(22:44):
and Eileen was shaking me, being like, honey, this is
she's here. She's home, She's here, she's here. But my
brain was like, you're asleep, Chris, you're dreaming your mom
is here. And I was acting like I was having
a bad nightmare, fully awake.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
He was crazy.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
You were just losing it where you were. I wasn't crying,
I was. I was. I was yelling.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I was yelling mom, like mom, stuff right in front
of her, and she was like, I'm I'm here.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
What's going on? I'm here?
Speaker 7 (23:11):
How How close were to the towers were right?
Speaker 5 (23:13):
The World Financial Center.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Across the street right and right there, yeah, right across
this right and it's in the same area her building
was damaged to was I was Building seven, That's what
it was.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Wait, she was in building seven. Yeah, yeah, did come down?
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yeah yah yah, So she was. I mean she was
in the thick of it all.
Speaker 7 (23:29):
The government took out the building seven.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, but then I remember, but then I remember all
that stuff.
Speaker 14 (23:36):
They she got home and she d exactly.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
And she had she had blood all over her knee,
and I instantly gotten raged. I was like, what the
fuck happened? And she's like, no, no, no, I fell
in Brooklyn. And I was like, you escaped nine to
eleven and then you just fell and broken. She's like, yeah, pizza,
the pavement was up and I fell. I was like,
you're still gonna get suited. No, but that so that's
(24:02):
where it all started. And by the that was two
thousand and one. Obviously, from two thousand and one to
about two thousand and seven, it was on I couldn't
be in a relationship with a girl because every girl
that I dated it manifested the panic I had from
my mother on her. So when a girlfriend would you know,
I dated one girl who was a waitress, so she
(24:23):
wouldn't she would work until one am or whatever it is,
and I wouldn't be able to My whole life would
revolve around making sure she was home, so I would
miss things and alter my life to.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Go pick her up. And if I couldn't pick her up,
I couldn't function.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
And there would be times where you know, her phone dives,
or she doesn't get a text, you know, she doesn't
text me when she's home, or and my life would
be completely altered.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
And don't forget they couldn't figure out the underpants, just
con figure.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Radio radio radio boo boo boo.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Boom boom boom bom bom bomper boer burpa boom
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Boom boer purper boom
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