June 26, 2025 • 24 mins
Buckle up for a wild ride on "Opie Funny AF" with Tony Robbins, Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, and Sherrod Small! This episode is packed with fast-moving comedy clips diving into Tony’s massive noggin, Biggie Smalls, the Underground Railroad, Warren Buffet’s cheapskate vibes, and the absurdity of expensive watches. From ice-cold plunges to Tony only vibing with billionaires, the crew roasts Trump, poison darts, and the struggle to prove you’re a billionaire. Opie laments missing the SiriusXM stock boat, Carl dreams of hiring ninjas, and the gang gets real about moms who didn’t motivate like Tony’s. Plus, Carl’s take on Cuban success, his dad’s “head sweeper” legacy, English muffin crumbs, and the ridiculousness of racism. Non-stop laughs guaranteed!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Lookit when you call me big pop.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, there we go, you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Yeah, Tony body, we can do that.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Looking like new money.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let me hold something, Tony, you got money on it.
He doesn't have.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
He just has money now she knew.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hold it all around. I never knew his head was
this big. I heard, I heard, Look I heard it.
Look like I get that right there that hand.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Luckily, my cock is bigger in your dreams, bigger dream.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I ask your ex wife.
Speaker 6 (00:36):
Wo we got a lot going on here, though. We
got a guy in the corner of that. His whole
life changed because of you. I think how many years
ago with.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Carl twenty years ago.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Twenty years ago, one weekend that drastically changed my life?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Why why did it change your life? Twenty years ago?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I Uh, I was working on.
Speaker 7 (00:58):
Working at a job.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I wasn't crazy now.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Living jack to jack and what did you change?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I latched onto a guy with about eight hundred apartments
that uh.
Speaker 8 (01:10):
Jewish fella, And are you like a millionaire?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Now off, yes, back on you.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
By a billionaires?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Forget it. You wasted as the wrong time. Tony's had
it with you.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
He wants to sell some books. Now, I'm not going
to do it.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
I just got back two weekends ago. I can't say
where because I can't put somebody in danger. But there's
a group called the Underground Railroad and Russia.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
No, no, for we're in March. Now. It's not black
history much. You don't have to do this if you
don't want to. Why right up, you look like one
of the perpetrators.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
My boy watched up. Just as you know.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
I'm donating, just like did my last book, one hundred
percent of the profits. I got a five million dollar advance.
I donated all and I've had fifty million people and
then I added check to it. So two years in
a row, I's had two hundred million people each. We're
gonna feel on a hundred million with this. So if
you get this book, you'll change your life, but you'll
also a few fifty people.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
It's just like Carl bringing four Cuban sandwiches for us
for the radio show.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Much Listen, I've been collecting watches. Listen. I've been collecting
watches my whole life. That's what I'm gonna do. The
watch that you're wearing. I have ten pandards. They don't
even take it out of the case for me.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Really, you know the watch has that that you can
put a microphone on that watch and give you a
success story.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Wow, you watch.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Give me that watch to change my life.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I always ask myself. I go to the store and
I'm like.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Who the fuck buy is this?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Federac Tony Robbins talking money.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Actually, my wife bought it for me, believe it or not,
for my birthday a few years ago, and was the.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Second one in the country. So she was yeah, she
really did something, specially.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
A couple of hundred thous Yeah, wow, you're doing well.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I'll buy your book. There's certain things that triggered me.
Speaker 9 (03:23):
I'm like, wow, I got taste the last time I
looked at that watch.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
On buying it.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
So at fifty fifty your life expectancy, I'm sure you'll
surpass this. But your expectancy is eighty five. So you
got thirty five.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Green drinks Baby only Mountain Dew for me.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I am with you, car, that's right, I do a
great drink.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I was.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
I just spoke at JP Morgan's Alternative Investment conference. There's
warned people there you have to be a billionaire and
prove it to get in the room. It's crazy. Yeah,
I was gonna go, but I can't make it.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I understand that.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's what I told you.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I got jam we got your up there, we got
to travel. Hebert was messed up.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Can I can I ask you show.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
My hooper jammed up?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I got to stop you for a second. How do
you prove to that room you're a billionaire? What do
you need to do?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Well? Their clients a JP Morgan. So they know their networking.
Speaker 9 (04:15):
They can bring out a little Chinese baby out of
their bag and they put him back here.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Here's the question if trut was there when they let
him in.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
A good question a.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Billionaire.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Look at the people you know that have made more
money than God that are broke. The greatest athletes, actors
fifty right man good man. He made a hundred million
dollars on vitamin water and a tip. The guy was
so lucky. Total bankrupt Peabok Tyson's house twenty five thousand
square feet.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I worked tights.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Tyson made five hundred million, half a billion dollars and
went bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Right now, what happens when you meet Robin Gibbons.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
You got to stand away from Robert I walked home
with the CEO of this company, melk Harmezan.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yes, I used to walk home.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
With him from a ton of time.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
And he's like, he goes, trust me by the stock,
and I'm like, it was that ten cents.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I think I about ten thousand chares, I about ten
thous yes, how about ten thousand?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Said four or.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Five bucks now or something like that. But I about
ten thousand chairs when it was a dime.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
It's like a penny stock that wasn't going any five.
I remember the conversation. He said, no, it was that
ten cents.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
He was trust me by the way.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Now I read the shrine Vick Henley's richer than open,
because that's what I got from.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
You got an industry. Let's let's take a forward k
a quick example, the.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Four K industry for thirty years, they didn't have to
tell you if they're charging. Imagine if we own a
business and you could say, go ahead, use their stuff
and we'll just charge you later and not tell you
what it is.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Trump that's a genuine laugh.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
That is a Tony Robins laugh.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Ship speaking Warren Buffett, did you see his documentary?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I did not see it. HBO came out.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Did they talk about his two women?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yes, yeah, about how to do it? He's got too wives.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
He had one that was more into humanity in general
and not into this whole money thing. And she went off,
still loved the guy, but had to go off and
do her own thing, and.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Then told I think like her best friend at the
time to take care of him.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
And then the wife she dies in about ten twelve
years ago, and.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Then he marries.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
He ends up marrying the other one, yes her name?
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Who would have who would think that one was the
free lover of society?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
He kind of gibbled about when they asked him about it.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Only two or three times in the documentary does he say,
I'm not going to talk about that. And then so
they asked him about when the first wife moved away.
He said, I'm not going to talk about that, and
then they said, well, what about when she hooked you
up with her buddy?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
He's like, oh, I'll be happy to talk about that.
He was really cool. He described the entire thing about
I think.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
The first hurt him.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Still, they made Warren Buffett gave all his money to
the Gates to hand out to pretty much the world,
Like how much like ninety percent of his earnings.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Of his earnings, he just gave the Gates Foundation.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
I'm getting away all of it before I'm gone.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
God damn, let me get about twenty.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Was like, I don't want to die and then give
my money the way I'm doing my business card with
all my stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
If you don't live far from me, I can go
wherever you are on the field. I'll be there in
a couple of minutes. That's my fucking private I think
he should live at G four and you're living.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I think he's got adopt all about it today, right
the stock.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Market, I'm the Tony market.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
And then the other thing about Warren Buffet that drove
me nuts.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
He doesn't really, I don't think he enjoys his money.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
And they show him going to McDonald's and depending you.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Know this on the market.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
He looked the same house from forty years ago.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Right.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Oh, his office was shitty with shitty rugs and paddling
on the wall.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, I mean, look, guys, he's in it for the game.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
He's not in it, but literally, you're right, he's in
it for the game.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
But the McDonald's thing drove me nuts because he would
look at the market. If the market's doing well, he'll
splurge at McDonald's.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Meaning he'll spend it.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
He'll spend an extra slake.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
What was it, seventy five cents or something.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
When it's really really bad, he spends like a dollar
ninety seven cents.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Then when he's.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Doing Bat and Sassy, he spends three dollars in twenty
five cents. But you know, it's totally right.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
He's in Omaha for god, Yeah, you can't blow money
in Omah.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You want a girl, you want, well, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Girl, two girls.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
He doesn't need McDonald's totally.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Saying you gotta go.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
But I got to ask you. You're still jumping in
the ice.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Water of course every morning, man, fifty six degrees, boom
and sun Valley.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I go on the river, it's thirty eight degrees. How
long do you stay in? And it was just a minute.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
And it really helps out.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
It resets your entire immune system. It moves the lip,
it changes your muscles.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I mean, could it cause a heart attack though, I
mean you're healthy.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
But I mean if we just decide to do this
regimen and jump in really cold water.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, well shock the system to pound person to do this,
it all right.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
The book is called Unshakable, Tony Robbins's latest excellent book.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Absolutely, we're gonna take a break, take pictures with Tony.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
All right, thanks, thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Say there's Tony.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
Right.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I just took his advice, very nice.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I took his advice.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I just sold his signed booked on eBay, making.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Money right away off the bat.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Right, he's pretty impressive when he walks in a room.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Huh, his pan across.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I'm my homeboy, Lance, goddamn.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Twenty years ago today.
Speaker 11 (09:47):
Yeah, they're selling that truck for a million dollars right now,
are they really?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
It's for sale now? The suburban they shot a million
bucks for a million with the bullet holes and everything.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Henley could have got it with a serious stock money.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
What was a thousand dollars but you bought in I did?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I bought it one thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Well, ten thousand shares of the dimes a thousand dollars.
Even my brocast has a thousand dollars. If mel Farmer
and his telling you it's gonna go to three or
four dollars, and I'm buying the goddamn stock.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
What do you know?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It was an At one point it got.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
It got really really it was around a nickel and
then around ten he's like, trust, you know, just buy
this fucking thing. But they were trying to merge the
companies and but he knew satellite.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, I mean we're doing Wi Fi.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Now, melme on, car MEI We're.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Doing fucking why fine?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Now light you you call them.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Carmie Boddy, you were Opie and he was CARMI.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, Carmie walking home.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
We ain't car me walking home.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
It's a children's book. I was more.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Concerned about not being fired that day.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
It was always I had to go walk with Krmie
to talk over some things, and he played some things.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
The firing thing is not a new theme around tradition.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
I've been fired I don't know four times and probably
should have been fired another four easily.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I want to quit now. Tony Robbins is awesome, though impressive.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
He had some real people outside the studio.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, yeah, like.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
An encourage a whole It was blackwater, yes, yes, the
real security.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oh yes, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
A guy that was just had his head on a swivel.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, he was serious like this. How many how many
poison darts you think he had. He was in his business.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I'm telling you, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I know poison darts because I see him poisoned Korea.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
That motherfucker had some poison of darts.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
They have the one that just makes your whole face melt.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
He's got all of them, all of them.
Speaker 9 (12:05):
When when I see a watch like that, and I
wrote down on my little notes, careful some of his
fucking poison darts here that quarter a quarters go to
Panoracico America.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
He was the second one to have one in America,
so he did that.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
There's only five of them.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
He's got number two.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
There's only five of the watches.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
The first one I think was given to the League
of Justice. I think Superman has.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
They did a big event there.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Of I was believing a second I adn't even have.
They don't even have that shit on the internet.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Pulls all doesn't even know how to look up.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
But you know watches, Yes, I'm when the same Brandy is,
you know, watching, And they only ran five of those.
They made five of them Superman, Tony Robbins, and then
two other guys.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
So can I ask you this, if there's only five
of those in the world, and guys like Tony Robbins
are willing to pay for it. Why is it only
two hundred two and a quarter. It seems like it
seems like, look to a quarter, there's a lot of money.
I'm not trying to say that, but it seems like
if it was only five the market, you could squeeze
maybe a million for one of those.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
That wasn't wearing the magazine. Yeah, yeah, there we got.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I was worked thereing at it the whole time.
Speaker 11 (13:18):
I'm like, Yeah, that fucking guy behind me, he didn't
have those darts.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
I would snatch that up for one hundred and fifty thousand.
I would walk around with him all day long and
he just pointed me and go Vic and I go
two thirty.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I bet you fucked up one hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
I would follow him all day long and Telly, what
time hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Would fuck that job up?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
You like that job up?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I got the greatest watch in the world.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
That's called the Victory. I think they would get real
white after a while. I'm tired of doing this, though.
Speaker 10 (13:47):
I would not.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I would not.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
How much is Tony worth?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Can we look it? Up.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Really, I take six kazillion.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
That's what might be that he might be a billion.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
He's a billionth because he was in that room with
everybody that smirks.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
That truck got a billion, he said five minutes five
hundred million.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
They're saying on the internet.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
How does he eat?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Are you fine?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Thought was a billion and his companies are worth of
five billion.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I think he said, if if I was.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
Worth five hundred million, my family would know because a
bunch of white ninjas would show up and assassinate everyone
that first.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
We were.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Uh, I can't dream.
Speaker 7 (14:27):
I know.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
I could hear out of your fucking mind so.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Much.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
I'm part Cherokee, and I believe you're stealing my soul?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Are you Cherokee?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Give him?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
So maybe maybe you could be.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
My dad used to claim that his great grandmother was
a Cherokee Indian and her name was Bone.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Her last name was be.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
It sounds like you're just trying to get that extra
don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It's just weird.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I was cool school.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
He was a cool.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
First time he met.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
First time I met a really impressive guy and shallow.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
How he like fucking Vladi Devak.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
He's a big man ship, big hands, big thing is
seventeen six sex.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
His hand compared to mine, he put his hand up
to mine, was twice the size of my hand.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
It's like, that's crazy.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
You look like one of those like you look like
Benjamin Button in the beginning of the movie.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Like old sall, yeah, I look like that. Away.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
He had a tough upbringing. I believe it well, and
now he's making up for it.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
That's why he can't fucking sit down and just relax
and enjoy himself.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Should just who's a beat on him?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Somebody beat on him?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
His mom was very uh you know, harsh, Yeah, harsh
and controlling and all that sucks for me because my
mom hated me and I don't have five hundred.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Comes out and then get everybody hit me and I'm.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Still a loser.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
You guy should be teaching seminars proc on the following meetings.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
What you're telling me, that's.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
What he did.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
He had it rough his mom.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I should do motivation for Spanish people because as.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Far as I'm successful there yea in Spanish, you're Spanish. Yeah,
you're human, human, really successful Because like I was thinking
about what I know.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I do motivational.
Speaker 12 (16:14):
I should do motivational with cute like half getting drowned
that success like sharp success outlive Castro success.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Right, you tony Vegans? Were you born in the country.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
I was born here, but I didn't know, Okay, I
didn't like my family was so hardcore Latin.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Then you had an accent, like when I was saying.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Like jello instead of yellow and ship like I didn't
even know I was in America until I was like ten.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
That's good.
Speaker 9 (16:41):
Yeah, I was like I was an I was an
ignorant spider monkey.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Now it all makes sense.
Speaker 9 (16:48):
And my lunch box was a banana and a coconut.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I look at people, what is this red thing that
you won't talk about?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Where were you living at first?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
New Jersey, America.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
That's not America.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's never It was a good town.
Speaker 9 (17:10):
In nineteen forty eight for like an hour. A lot
of Cubans in that area.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
No, we were the only ones. All the Cubans were
in Florida.
Speaker 11 (17:17):
But my my family came to the Bronx when they
came from Cuba, and then they settled in New Jersey,
South South Bronx. Yeah, okay, so my parents came and
they were like, wow, the South Bronx is really a
giant piece of ship.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Let's move to.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
A smaller piece of ship. Six of us living in
a one bedroom apartment. Six of us. And then when
I was a little kid, my my father worked sweeping
the floors at Thomas's English Muffins my.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Mother.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
So he had to sweep up all that ship and
the falls off, all those.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
The stuff on top.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
What are they called?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
But it's like a corn Maan's cornman? What are they called?
Speaker 9 (18:06):
Like he's like, from what what is that thing it's
on my robe?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
What's that thing that gets on my robe?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Pull out an English muffet?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
And now you're sweeping for an hour?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
So imagine why the fun does it have to be like.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
That smell his work clothes all day about which my
father was.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
A head sweeper and then the head sweeper. Yeah, he
was like he was good.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
He had a big broom.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's what he used to tell us.
Speaker 12 (18:28):
I mean, he's reaching up straws and he doesn't look
like a piece of sh in front of his.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Him.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Let him happened, you know.
Speaker 9 (18:37):
He was like at least he didn't tell me. He
was like an astronaut. He told me the truth, but
he just said he was the best.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Did you have a fancy broom room?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
It was like it was like white lightning and the room.
Now he had a special room.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
It's all gold and stuff called gold chrome, like.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Your mom day what you were saying. And then she
was a seamstress dur in the day. And then when
we used to get out of school from.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
The eighteen hundreds, bro, it was.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Like that's not you know, it was like.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
People used to do years ago, exactly exactly. We used
to have to like sew in some rich guy's name.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
And the share was like queues over and over.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Never you see how you think I got.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
And then after after school, my brother and I would
go with.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
My parents and they would clean apartment building I mean
office buildings. I mean my brother would just sit under
the desk and play till one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
While they cleaned.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
Who's in this nationalities right now? It's when you were there.
Speaker 9 (19:36):
It was Mexican and Puerto Rican, but we were on
the Puerto Rican side, and wherever Puerto Ricans were.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
It was like they were like it was a war.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
They would control.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
They don't want to live with anybody else, right, So
we lived in this little enclave of Puerto Ricans.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
The Porto Ricans get along with the Mexicans.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
No, so that's like rats and mice, rats and mice.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
I wouldn't you don't have mice and vice versa exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Ex that's a human saying it's funny.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
I mean, on the night I thought of any there's
no mice where there's no rats.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
There's no mice where there's rats. There's no mice in
vice versa. That's there saying yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Wow, so let meows derogatory is the white man.
Speaker 12 (20:18):
There's nobody more racist than Spanish people, Chinese people, Asian people,
eat your words.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Japanese people are Japanese people are supposed to be the
most racist.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
And of all the Asians, China racists. Supposedly they realized that, well.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
They're on their own little island there, and so fu Korea, China,
China like everybody.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
They like Japanese, but Japanese could be racist. I mean
they invented ninjas.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Brother.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
The one I felt was unusual was I was working
some of the Native American casinos and I was out
in like New Mexico, and one of them was sponsored
by one tribe and the other one down the street
was a completely different tribe. And they yeah, and they
were mother fucking the ship out of the other people.
And I'm like, really like arrow were even going to go,
don't you go down there? That It was a total
(21:04):
racist thing between the Sioux and whoever the.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Other work was.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
That's crazy. A lot of people who look alike hate
each other. You know, that's Palestinians, Israelis, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
You got me and my parents.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Shut up.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
He went all that way for that.
Speaker 12 (21:23):
There's a poll yont on that Latino comn.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Okay, Right, Chinese are the most racist, they really.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
The Chinese is all about China. They all Chinese stuff.
Speaker 10 (21:34):
Rocks, just like in the Spanish culture. You know, Spain
is the top of the Spanish culture, and I think
Mexico or something like that was viewed as the bottom
and the Asian culture, Japanese is viewed as the top
and China's viewed.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
But that's how a Japanese look at it, and that's
how a Spanish look at it. Mexicans be like this,
we under them, fuck them, and the Chinese.
Speaker 12 (21:53):
Like fuck those rapists in World War One, killed them,
rape them, shut the kids.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
That's where the problem come from.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
That.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But it's all how people view themselves overall.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
But even in Cuba, I mean, what're racist?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Like to other parts of Cuba, where.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Are you from? Fucking hill billy An Island? They're like, oh,
where you living?
Speaker 7 (22:11):
Ship?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'm like, I can literally see his house.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
If that doesn't show how racism ridiculous, I'm like, I'm like, bro,
I don't want to bring this up right now my
second time in Cuba, but.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I would go on and lim say, you're both pieces
of crazy.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I could see your house, they could see their house,
the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
God, it's so weird how people hate you know where.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
You could go to a village in the Congo and
I guarantee you these people down here in this hud
are going You look at those pieces of ship over there,
they're fucking water buffaloes up on the walks where his
horns just twisted around the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
They speaking clicks and whistles. Man, you're the accent on that.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
He clearly should have said the same fucking things, but
they just like, where are you from?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Stupid? How we separate ourselves.
Speaker 10 (23:11):
Iraq wants back then the Japan thing is out of
the top three because you were saying Japan, Korea, and China,
China's on the bottom careers in the middle of Japan's
on the top, but then below China is all the
rest of like South Pacific, stuff like that, and all
that time.
Speaker 7 (23:24):
Would say the other countries, what Chinese people come from?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Nice quote the late It's just ridiculous to the end.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
You guys know about like when people escape North Korea
and go to South Korea, they treated like ship.
Speaker 10 (23:41):
They have to go through schools and and uh and
government assistance.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
You would think they would welcome You've got a funk
out of there.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
They're like, oh, yeah from North Korea.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
And they they actually have bad lives in South Korea.
In a lot of cases, they're better off just staying
where the fuck they were outcast. About that one, I
was amazed because I would take a lot of people
in South Korea feel bad for the people in North Korea,
like fuck, man, if you if you get over the border,
we'll make sure you're all right.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Boo boom boom.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Boom boom boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo,
boo boom,
Lookit when you call me big pop.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, there we go, you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Yeah, Tony body, we can do that.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Looking like new money.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
Look at that.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let me hold something, Tony, you got money on it.
He doesn't have.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
He just has money now she knew.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hold it all around. I never knew his head was
this big. I heard, I heard, Look I heard it.
Look like I get that right there that hand.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Luckily, my cock is bigger in your dreams, bigger dream.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I ask your ex wife.
Speaker 6 (00:36):
Wo we got a lot going on here, though. We
got a guy in the corner of that. His whole
life changed because of you. I think how many years
ago with.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Carl twenty years ago.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Twenty years ago, one weekend that drastically changed my life?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Why why did it change your life? Twenty years ago?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I Uh, I was working on.
Speaker 7 (00:58):
Working at a job.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I wasn't crazy now.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Living jack to jack and what did you change?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I latched onto a guy with about eight hundred apartments
that uh.
Speaker 8 (01:10):
Jewish fella, And are you like a millionaire?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Now off, yes, back on you.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
By a billionaires?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Forget it. You wasted as the wrong time. Tony's had
it with you.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
He wants to sell some books. Now, I'm not going
to do it.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
I just got back two weekends ago. I can't say
where because I can't put somebody in danger. But there's
a group called the Underground Railroad and Russia.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
No, no, for we're in March. Now. It's not black
history much. You don't have to do this if you
don't want to. Why right up, you look like one
of the perpetrators.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
My boy watched up. Just as you know.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
I'm donating, just like did my last book, one hundred
percent of the profits. I got a five million dollar advance.
I donated all and I've had fifty million people and
then I added check to it. So two years in
a row, I's had two hundred million people each. We're
gonna feel on a hundred million with this. So if
you get this book, you'll change your life, but you'll
also a few fifty people.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
It's just like Carl bringing four Cuban sandwiches for us
for the radio show.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Much Listen, I've been collecting watches. Listen. I've been collecting
watches my whole life. That's what I'm gonna do. The
watch that you're wearing. I have ten pandards. They don't
even take it out of the case for me.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Really, you know the watch has that that you can
put a microphone on that watch and give you a
success story.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Wow, you watch.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Give me that watch to change my life.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I always ask myself. I go to the store and
I'm like.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Who the fuck buy is this?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Federac Tony Robbins talking money.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Actually, my wife bought it for me, believe it or not,
for my birthday a few years ago, and was the.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Second one in the country. So she was yeah, she
really did something, specially.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
A couple of hundred thous Yeah, wow, you're doing well.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I'll buy your book. There's certain things that triggered me.
Speaker 9 (03:23):
I'm like, wow, I got taste the last time I
looked at that watch.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
On buying it.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
So at fifty fifty your life expectancy, I'm sure you'll
surpass this. But your expectancy is eighty five. So you
got thirty five.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Green drinks Baby only Mountain Dew for me.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I am with you, car, that's right, I do a
great drink.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I was.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
I just spoke at JP Morgan's Alternative Investment conference. There's
warned people there you have to be a billionaire and
prove it to get in the room. It's crazy. Yeah,
I was gonna go, but I can't make it.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I understand that.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That's what I told you.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I got jam we got your up there, we got
to travel. Hebert was messed up.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Can I can I ask you show.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
My hooper jammed up?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I got to stop you for a second. How do
you prove to that room you're a billionaire? What do
you need to do?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Well? Their clients a JP Morgan. So they know their networking.
Speaker 9 (04:15):
They can bring out a little Chinese baby out of
their bag and they put him back here.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Here's the question if trut was there when they let
him in.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
A good question a.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Billionaire.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Look at the people you know that have made more
money than God that are broke. The greatest athletes, actors
fifty right man good man. He made a hundred million
dollars on vitamin water and a tip. The guy was
so lucky. Total bankrupt Peabok Tyson's house twenty five thousand
square feet.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I worked tights.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Tyson made five hundred million, half a billion dollars and
went bankrupt.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Right now, what happens when you meet Robin Gibbons.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
You got to stand away from Robert I walked home
with the CEO of this company, melk Harmezan.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yes, I used to walk home.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
With him from a ton of time.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
And he's like, he goes, trust me by the stock,
and I'm like, it was that ten cents.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I think I about ten thousand chares, I about ten
thous yes, how about ten thousand?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Said four or.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Five bucks now or something like that. But I about
ten thousand chairs when it was a dime.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
It's like a penny stock that wasn't going any five.
I remember the conversation. He said, no, it was that
ten cents.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
He was trust me by the way.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Now I read the shrine Vick Henley's richer than open,
because that's what I got from.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
You got an industry. Let's let's take a forward k
a quick example, the.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Four K industry for thirty years, they didn't have to
tell you if they're charging. Imagine if we own a
business and you could say, go ahead, use their stuff
and we'll just charge you later and not tell you
what it is.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Trump that's a genuine laugh.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
That is a Tony Robins laugh.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Ship speaking Warren Buffett, did you see his documentary?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I did not see it. HBO came out.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Did they talk about his two women?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yes, yeah, about how to do it? He's got too wives.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
He had one that was more into humanity in general
and not into this whole money thing. And she went off,
still loved the guy, but had to go off and
do her own thing, and.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Then told I think like her best friend at the
time to take care of him.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
And then the wife she dies in about ten twelve
years ago, and.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Then he marries.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
He ends up marrying the other one, yes her name?
Speaker 7 (06:41):
Who would have who would think that one was the
free lover of society?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
He kind of gibbled about when they asked him about it.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Only two or three times in the documentary does he say,
I'm not going to talk about that. And then so
they asked him about when the first wife moved away.
He said, I'm not going to talk about that, and
then they said, well, what about when she hooked you
up with her buddy?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
He's like, oh, I'll be happy to talk about that.
He was really cool. He described the entire thing about
I think.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
The first hurt him.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Still, they made Warren Buffett gave all his money to
the Gates to hand out to pretty much the world,
Like how much like ninety percent of his earnings.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Of his earnings, he just gave the Gates Foundation.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
I'm getting away all of it before I'm gone.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
God damn, let me get about twenty.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Was like, I don't want to die and then give
my money the way I'm doing my business card with
all my stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
If you don't live far from me, I can go
wherever you are on the field. I'll be there in
a couple of minutes. That's my fucking private I think
he should live at G four and you're living.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I think he's got adopt all about it today, right
the stock.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Market, I'm the Tony market.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
And then the other thing about Warren Buffet that drove
me nuts.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
He doesn't really, I don't think he enjoys his money.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
And they show him going to McDonald's and depending you.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Know this on the market.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
He looked the same house from forty years ago.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Right.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Oh, his office was shitty with shitty rugs and paddling
on the wall.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, I mean, look, guys, he's in it for the game.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
He's not in it, but literally, you're right, he's in
it for the game.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
But the McDonald's thing drove me nuts because he would
look at the market. If the market's doing well, he'll
splurge at McDonald's.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Meaning he'll spend it.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
He'll spend an extra slake.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
What was it, seventy five cents or something.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
When it's really really bad, he spends like a dollar
ninety seven cents.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Then when he's.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Doing Bat and Sassy, he spends three dollars in twenty
five cents. But you know, it's totally right.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
He's in Omaha for god, Yeah, you can't blow money
in Omah.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You want a girl, you want, well, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Girl, two girls.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
He doesn't need McDonald's totally.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Saying you gotta go.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
But I got to ask you. You're still jumping in
the ice.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Water of course every morning, man, fifty six degrees, boom
and sun Valley.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I go on the river, it's thirty eight degrees. How
long do you stay in? And it was just a minute.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
And it really helps out.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
It resets your entire immune system. It moves the lip,
it changes your muscles.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I mean, could it cause a heart attack though, I
mean you're healthy.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
But I mean if we just decide to do this
regimen and jump in really cold water.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, well shock the system to pound person to do this,
it all right.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
The book is called Unshakable, Tony Robbins's latest excellent book.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Absolutely, we're gonna take a break, take pictures with Tony.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
All right, thanks, thank you.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Say there's Tony.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
Right.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I just took his advice, very nice.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I took his advice.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I just sold his signed booked on eBay, making.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Money right away off the bat.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Right, he's pretty impressive when he walks in a room.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Huh, his pan across.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I'm my homeboy, Lance, goddamn.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Twenty years ago today.
Speaker 11 (09:47):
Yeah, they're selling that truck for a million dollars right now,
are they really?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
It's for sale now? The suburban they shot a million
bucks for a million with the bullet holes and everything.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Henley could have got it with a serious stock money.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
What was a thousand dollars but you bought in I did?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I bought it one thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Well, ten thousand shares of the dimes a thousand dollars.
Even my brocast has a thousand dollars. If mel Farmer
and his telling you it's gonna go to three or
four dollars, and I'm buying the goddamn stock.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
What do you know?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
It was an At one point it got.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
It got really really it was around a nickel and
then around ten he's like, trust, you know, just buy
this fucking thing. But they were trying to merge the
companies and but he knew satellite.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, I mean we're doing Wi Fi.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Now, melme on, car MEI We're.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Doing fucking why fine?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Now light you you call them.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Carmie Boddy, you were Opie and he was CARMI.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, Carmie walking home.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
We ain't car me walking home.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
It's a children's book. I was more.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Concerned about not being fired that day.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
It was always I had to go walk with Krmie
to talk over some things, and he played some things.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
The firing thing is not a new theme around tradition.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
I've been fired I don't know four times and probably
should have been fired another four easily.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I want to quit now. Tony Robbins is awesome, though impressive.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
He had some real people outside the studio.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, yeah, like.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
An encourage a whole It was blackwater, yes, yes, the
real security.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oh yes, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
A guy that was just had his head on a swivel.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, he was serious like this. How many how many
poison darts you think he had. He was in his business.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I'm telling you, let me tell you something.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I know poison darts because I see him poisoned Korea.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
That motherfucker had some poison of darts.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
They have the one that just makes your whole face melt.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
He's got all of them, all of them.
Speaker 9 (12:05):
When when I see a watch like that, and I
wrote down on my little notes, careful some of his
fucking poison darts here that quarter a quarters go to
Panoracico America.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
He was the second one to have one in America,
so he did that.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
There's only five of them.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
He's got number two.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
There's only five of the watches.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
The first one I think was given to the League
of Justice. I think Superman has.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
They did a big event there.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Of I was believing a second I adn't even have.
They don't even have that shit on the internet.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Pulls all doesn't even know how to look up.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
But you know watches, Yes, I'm when the same Brandy is,
you know, watching, And they only ran five of those.
They made five of them Superman, Tony Robbins, and then
two other guys.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
So can I ask you this, if there's only five
of those in the world, and guys like Tony Robbins
are willing to pay for it. Why is it only
two hundred two and a quarter. It seems like it
seems like, look to a quarter, there's a lot of money.
I'm not trying to say that, but it seems like
if it was only five the market, you could squeeze
maybe a million for one of those.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
That wasn't wearing the magazine. Yeah, yeah, there we got.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I was worked thereing at it the whole time.
Speaker 11 (13:18):
I'm like, Yeah, that fucking guy behind me, he didn't
have those darts.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
I would snatch that up for one hundred and fifty thousand.
I would walk around with him all day long and
he just pointed me and go Vic and I go
two thirty.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I bet you fucked up one hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
I would follow him all day long and Telly, what
time hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Would fuck that job up?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
You like that job up?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I got the greatest watch in the world.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
That's called the Victory. I think they would get real
white after a while. I'm tired of doing this, though.
Speaker 10 (13:47):
I would not.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I would not.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
How much is Tony worth?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Can we look it? Up.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Really, I take six kazillion.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
That's what might be that he might be a billion.
Speaker 9 (13:55):
He's a billionth because he was in that room with
everybody that smirks.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
That truck got a billion, he said five minutes five
hundred million.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
They're saying on the internet.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
How does he eat?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Are you fine?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Thought was a billion and his companies are worth of
five billion.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I think he said, if if I was.
Speaker 9 (14:12):
Worth five hundred million, my family would know because a
bunch of white ninjas would show up and assassinate everyone
that first.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
We were.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Uh, I can't dream.
Speaker 7 (14:27):
I know.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
I could hear out of your fucking mind so.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Much.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
I'm part Cherokee, and I believe you're stealing my soul?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Are you Cherokee?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Give him?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
So maybe maybe you could be.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
My dad used to claim that his great grandmother was
a Cherokee Indian and her name was Bone.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Her last name was be.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
It sounds like you're just trying to get that extra
don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It's just weird.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I was cool school.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
He was a cool.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
First time he met.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
First time I met a really impressive guy and shallow.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
How he like fucking Vladi Devak.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
He's a big man ship, big hands, big thing is
seventeen six sex.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
His hand compared to mine, he put his hand up
to mine, was twice the size of my hand.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
It's like, that's crazy.
Speaker 9 (15:13):
You look like one of those like you look like
Benjamin Button in the beginning of the movie.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Like old sall, yeah, I look like that. Away.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
He had a tough upbringing. I believe it well, and
now he's making up for it.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
That's why he can't fucking sit down and just relax
and enjoy himself.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Should just who's a beat on him?
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Somebody beat on him?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
His mom was very uh you know, harsh, Yeah, harsh
and controlling and all that sucks for me because my
mom hated me and I don't have five hundred.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
Comes out and then get everybody hit me and I'm.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Still a loser.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
You guy should be teaching seminars proc on the following meetings.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
What you're telling me, that's.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
What he did.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
He had it rough his mom.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I should do motivation for Spanish people because as.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Far as I'm successful there yea in Spanish, you're Spanish. Yeah,
you're human, human, really successful Because like I was thinking
about what I know.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I do motivational.
Speaker 12 (16:14):
I should do motivational with cute like half getting drowned
that success like sharp success outlive Castro success.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Right, you tony Vegans? Were you born in the country.
Speaker 9 (16:29):
I was born here, but I didn't know, Okay, I
didn't like my family was so hardcore Latin.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Then you had an accent, like when I was saying.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Like jello instead of yellow and ship like I didn't
even know I was in America until I was like ten.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
That's good.
Speaker 9 (16:41):
Yeah, I was like I was an I was an
ignorant spider monkey.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Now it all makes sense.
Speaker 9 (16:48):
And my lunch box was a banana and a coconut.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I look at people, what is this red thing that
you won't talk about?
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Where were you living at first?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
New Jersey, America.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
That's not America.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's never It was a good town.
Speaker 9 (17:10):
In nineteen forty eight for like an hour. A lot
of Cubans in that area.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
No, we were the only ones. All the Cubans were
in Florida.
Speaker 11 (17:17):
But my my family came to the Bronx when they
came from Cuba, and then they settled in New Jersey,
South South Bronx. Yeah, okay, so my parents came and
they were like, wow, the South Bronx is really a
giant piece of ship.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Let's move to.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
A smaller piece of ship. Six of us living in
a one bedroom apartment. Six of us. And then when
I was a little kid, my my father worked sweeping
the floors at Thomas's English Muffins my.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Mother.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
So he had to sweep up all that ship and
the falls off, all those.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
The stuff on top.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
What are they called?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
But it's like a corn Maan's cornman? What are they called?
Speaker 9 (18:06):
Like he's like, from what what is that thing it's
on my robe?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
What's that thing that gets on my robe?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Pull out an English muffet?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
And now you're sweeping for an hour?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
So imagine why the fun does it have to be like.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
That smell his work clothes all day about which my
father was.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
A head sweeper and then the head sweeper. Yeah, he
was like he was good.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
He had a big broom.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's what he used to tell us.
Speaker 12 (18:28):
I mean, he's reaching up straws and he doesn't look
like a piece of sh in front of his.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Him.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Let him happened, you know.
Speaker 9 (18:37):
He was like at least he didn't tell me. He
was like an astronaut. He told me the truth, but
he just said he was the best.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Did you have a fancy broom room?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
It was like it was like white lightning and the room.
Now he had a special room.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
It's all gold and stuff called gold chrome, like.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Your mom day what you were saying. And then she
was a seamstress dur in the day. And then when
we used to get out of school from.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
The eighteen hundreds, bro, it was.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Like that's not you know, it was like.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
People used to do years ago, exactly exactly. We used
to have to like sew in some rich guy's name.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
And the share was like queues over and over.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Never you see how you think I got.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
And then after after school, my brother and I would
go with.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
My parents and they would clean apartment building I mean
office buildings. I mean my brother would just sit under
the desk and play till one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
While they cleaned.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
Who's in this nationalities right now? It's when you were there.
Speaker 9 (19:36):
It was Mexican and Puerto Rican, but we were on
the Puerto Rican side, and wherever Puerto Ricans were.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
It was like they were like it was a war.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
They would control.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
They don't want to live with anybody else, right, So
we lived in this little enclave of Puerto Ricans.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
The Porto Ricans get along with the Mexicans.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
No, so that's like rats and mice, rats and mice.
Speaker 6 (19:55):
I wouldn't you don't have mice and vice versa exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Ex that's a human saying it's funny.
Speaker 9 (20:02):
I mean, on the night I thought of any there's
no mice where there's no rats.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
There's no mice where there's rats. There's no mice in
vice versa. That's there saying yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Wow, so let meows derogatory is the white man.
Speaker 12 (20:18):
There's nobody more racist than Spanish people, Chinese people, Asian people,
eat your words.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Japanese people are Japanese people are supposed to be the
most racist.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
And of all the Asians, China racists. Supposedly they realized that, well.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
They're on their own little island there, and so fu Korea, China,
China like everybody.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
They like Japanese, but Japanese could be racist. I mean
they invented ninjas.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Brother.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
The one I felt was unusual was I was working
some of the Native American casinos and I was out
in like New Mexico, and one of them was sponsored
by one tribe and the other one down the street
was a completely different tribe. And they yeah, and they
were mother fucking the ship out of the other people.
And I'm like, really like arrow were even going to go,
don't you go down there? That It was a total
(21:04):
racist thing between the Sioux and whoever the.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Other work was.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
That's crazy. A lot of people who look alike hate
each other. You know, that's Palestinians, Israelis, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
You got me and my parents.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Shut up.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
He went all that way for that.
Speaker 12 (21:23):
There's a poll yont on that Latino comn.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Okay, Right, Chinese are the most racist, they really.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
The Chinese is all about China. They all Chinese stuff.
Speaker 10 (21:34):
Rocks, just like in the Spanish culture. You know, Spain
is the top of the Spanish culture, and I think
Mexico or something like that was viewed as the bottom
and the Asian culture, Japanese is viewed as the top
and China's viewed.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
But that's how a Japanese look at it, and that's
how a Spanish look at it. Mexicans be like this,
we under them, fuck them, and the Chinese.
Speaker 12 (21:53):
Like fuck those rapists in World War One, killed them,
rape them, shut the kids.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
That's where the problem come from.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
That.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But it's all how people view themselves overall.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
But even in Cuba, I mean, what're racist?
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Like to other parts of Cuba, where.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Are you from? Fucking hill billy An Island? They're like, oh,
where you living?
Speaker 7 (22:11):
Ship?
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'm like, I can literally see his house.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
If that doesn't show how racism ridiculous, I'm like, I'm like, bro,
I don't want to bring this up right now my
second time in Cuba, but.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I would go on and lim say, you're both pieces
of crazy.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
I could see your house, they could see their house,
the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
God, it's so weird how people hate you know where.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
You could go to a village in the Congo and
I guarantee you these people down here in this hud
are going You look at those pieces of ship over there,
they're fucking water buffaloes up on the walks where his
horns just twisted around the wrong way.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
They speaking clicks and whistles. Man, you're the accent on that.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
He clearly should have said the same fucking things, but
they just like, where are you from?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Stupid? How we separate ourselves.
Speaker 10 (23:11):
Iraq wants back then the Japan thing is out of
the top three because you were saying Japan, Korea, and China,
China's on the bottom careers in the middle of Japan's
on the top, but then below China is all the
rest of like South Pacific, stuff like that, and all
that time.
Speaker 7 (23:24):
Would say the other countries, what Chinese people come from?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Nice quote the late It's just ridiculous to the end.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
You guys know about like when people escape North Korea
and go to South Korea, they treated like ship.
Speaker 10 (23:41):
They have to go through schools and and uh and
government assistance.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
You would think they would welcome You've got a funk
out of there.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
They're like, oh, yeah from North Korea.
Speaker 6 (23:51):
And they they actually have bad lives in South Korea.
In a lot of cases, they're better off just staying
where the fuck they were outcast. About that one, I
was amazed because I would take a lot of people
in South Korea feel bad for the people in North Korea,
like fuck, man, if you if you get over the border,
we'll make sure you're all right.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Boo boom boom.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Boom boom boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo,
boo boom,
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