January 27, 2024 • 29 mins
Our Miss Brooks was a beloved American sitcom that ran on CBS radio from 1948 to 1957. It was one of the most popular radio shows of its time, and it was later adapted into a successful television series that ran from 1952 to 1956.
The show starred the iconic Eve Arden as Connie Brooks, a wisecracking and sarcastic English teacher at Madison High School. Arden's portrayal of Miss Brooks was both hilarious and endearing, and she won over audiences with her quick wit and sharp one-liners
The supporting cast of Our Miss Brooks was equally memorable. Gale Gordon played the uptight and pompous Principal Osgood Conklin, Richard Crenna played the dimwitted but lovable student Walter Denton, and Jane Morgan played Miss Brooks' scatterbrained landlady, Mrs. Davis.
The show's storylines were typically lighthearted and comedic, focusing on the everyday trials and tribulations of Miss Brooks and her students. Miss Brooks would often find herself in comical situations, such as dealing with mischievous students, trying to impress her love interest, or getting into trouble with her boss.
Our Miss Brooks was a groundbreaking show in many ways. It was one of the first sitcoms to feature a strong female lead character, and it helped to pave the way for other shows with similar formats. The show was also praised for its sharp writing and its talented cast
.Even though it went off the air over 60 years ago, Our Miss Brooks remains a classic radio sitcom. The show is still fondly remembered by fans, and it continues to be enjoyed by new generations of listeners.
Here are some additional facts about Our Miss Brooks:
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The show starred the iconic Eve Arden as Connie Brooks, a wisecracking and sarcastic English teacher at Madison High School. Arden's portrayal of Miss Brooks was both hilarious and endearing, and she won over audiences with her quick wit and sharp one-liners
The supporting cast of Our Miss Brooks was equally memorable. Gale Gordon played the uptight and pompous Principal Osgood Conklin, Richard Crenna played the dimwitted but lovable student Walter Denton, and Jane Morgan played Miss Brooks' scatterbrained landlady, Mrs. Davis.
The show's storylines were typically lighthearted and comedic, focusing on the everyday trials and tribulations of Miss Brooks and her students. Miss Brooks would often find herself in comical situations, such as dealing with mischievous students, trying to impress her love interest, or getting into trouble with her boss.
Our Miss Brooks was a groundbreaking show in many ways. It was one of the first sitcoms to feature a strong female lead character, and it helped to pave the way for other shows with similar formats. The show was also praised for its sharp writing and its talented cast
.Even though it went off the air over 60 years ago, Our Miss Brooks remains a classic radio sitcom. The show is still fondly remembered by fans, and it continues to be enjoyed by new generations of listeners.
Here are some additional facts about Our Miss Brooks:
- The show was created by Al Lewis, who also wrote most of the episodes.
- Our Miss Brooks won numerous awards during its run, including four Peabody Awards.
- The show was adapted into a movie in 1956.
- In 2016, Our Miss Brooks was inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame.
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I'm Alive, SOLFI your beauty Hopeand Luster Cream shampoo for soft, glamorous
green girl hair. Bring you OurMiss Brooks starring Eve Arden. Our Miss
Brooks teaches English at Madison High School. She's very fond of her pupils,
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and they're very fond of her.She's also very fond of biology teacher Philip
Boynton, and he's very fond ofhis frogs and guinea pigs. This absorption
in his laboratory is largely due tomister Boynton's natural shyness. Well that is
to say that he's shy in theworld of reality, but in the dreams
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of our Miss Brooks, Philip Boyntonis every bit as ardent and attentive as
any woman could desire. Let's listen, Oh, my darling, Constance.
He's so lovely, so desirable.I feel I could fly on the wings
of our love. Won't you joinme, Constance on a flight to paradise
contact I must pause for a moment, my darling. You know why the
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station identification. I want to lookat you again before I kiss you.
If you notice anything strange in myeyes, dearest, it's star dust.
Well sweep it under your lids.Then let's get going. Why isn't it
wonderful, Connie? Just you andI alone in our dream house. Yes,
it is Philip, And if anyonecomes calling, we'll refuse to answer
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the doorbell. Sorry, wrong number. Oh oh okay, alarm clock in
quiet. If I could have slepta few more minutes that dream, I'd
have gotten the Academy award. Comein. Good morning, Connie, Good
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morning, missus Davis. I've broughtyou a little breakfast tree. I hope
you liked the surprise recip Another surpriserecipe. I'm still trying to get used
to the last one. Why Chrisboiled in breadcrumbs? Oh, this isn't
anything like that, Collie. Thisis a famous Alaskan dish. Want to
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know what it consists of? No? What, It's very simple. You
just take a pound of frozen whalemeat, thaw it out, throw in
the patties, and fry in deepseal fat. What do you call this
Eskimo's delight, Blubberbergie. Yes,of course not everyone can enjoy them at
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first eating. How do you standon the whale meat, Connie, I
really don't know, Missus Davis.I've never stood on any It was nice
of you to bring a tray intomy room, Missus Davis, but I'd
rather have breakfast out here in thedinette with you. Oh thank you,
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Connie. But you have had athing but a glass of milk. I
know you can't fry that. Thatis, I didn't feel very hungry.
Oh that's too dead. Today,of all days, what's so special about
today, don't you know? Let'ssee. Oh, certainly yesterday was payday,
so today must be rent day?What do I owe you, Missus
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Davis. I'm not worried about therent, Connie, although I could use
a small load. How much willhave? Five dollars would do nicely?
It's for a donation, I promisedthe ailing newsboys. Sound all right,
Missus Davis, I can let youhave five dollars. You sure you won't
miss it? Now? I won'tmiss it. The people I owe the
payment on my car might miss it, but I'll take care of that later.
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I've had my eye on a bagin Justin's department store, and I've
decided to throw caution to the windsand buy it this afternoon, the one
you've told me about green Arrogator skin. That's the one. Of course,
I'll have to postpone a lot ofmy time payments, the car, my
coat, the watch I bought formister Boynton. But it's worth it.
Wait do you see that bag?Missus Davis? But what about your creditors?
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What do you tell them? I'llwrite them all polite letters letters.
What do you say? Oh,I'll think of something. I'm an English
teacher, ain't I I mean?Aren't I am? I not? You
certainly must have your heart set onthat day. Oh I have. Do
you think mister Boyne will like it? He likes frogs and lizards and things
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in this alligator bag ought to beright up his alley. Lucky alligator bag
to be up in an alley withmister Boyne. Oh, that must be
Walter Demon. He's giving me alift of school. I'll be there in
a minute, Walter. He's yourcar in the repair shop again, Connie.
Yes, the garage says, theyjust have to get one more part
to the car before I can driveit again. What part is there?
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A motor? Hello, Walter,come in, thanks, Miss Brooks.
I just came in to tell youto be sure and bring a coat with
you this morning. It's cold ina school teacher's heart out, I mean
some school teacher's hearts. Miss Brooks, you're a warm one, thanks,
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Walter. You can butter me upon the way to school. I'll go
get a code. I'll just bea few minutes. Did someone let that
cat in again? His name missus? David? Oh, Walter, I'm
glad you came in. We've gotto make arrangements for the surprise party so
she know it's her birthday. No, just like last year, she's forgotten
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about it completely. Well, andthe party will go over that much bigger.
Did you find out what she wants? She is? I did,
Walter. It's a green bag ingestine. But she's threatened to buy it for
herself. Oh that's no good,I know. So I thought of this
scheme. If we all borrow somemoney from her, she won't be able
to buy it, then we cangive it to her for a present.
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I'll call the confidence and tell thento be sure and borrow something from miss
Brooks when she gets to school.Good. She's so soft hard it she'll
never turn anybody down as long asthere's a hard luck story with it.
And I'll put the bite on her. And I mean I'll borrow something on
our way to school. Oh shecomes, I'll go back into the kitchen.
I don't want her to think wedidn't constirling opekay, missus Davis.
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Well, that wasn't put your longwad, was it? Walter? Oh
not at all, Miss Brooks.Gosh, that's a nice coat. Or
when did you buy that within thenext eighteen months? That's Harry Walter.
I couldn't touch a morsel of missusDavis's breakfast. I'd like to get a
bite on our way. Don't worryif you will, our Miss Brooks will
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continue in just a moment. Butfirst, here is Verne Smith with an
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Complete the last line of this jingle, A fresher brighter looking skin is
something I would like to win.I'll get palm Olive soap today. To
do to dot to dot to dwrite your last line on a plain sheet
of paper, or use an officialentry blank giving complete rules obtainable at your
dealer's include your own and dealer's nameand address, and mail with the big
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word Pamlive from the front of thewrapper of one regular and one batsized cake
of Pamalive soap to Pomaliv Box ninetytwo, New York, eight, New
York. Now here's the jingle oncemore. A fresher, brighter looking skin
is something I would like to win. I'll get palm Olive soap today.
Do dot to dot to dot todmail your entry to Pamalive Box ninety two,
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New York, eight, New York. Get Pamalive soap for a lovelier
complexion. Remember doctors prove Pomaliv's beautyresults. I just had a tune up
job done in the car, MissBrooks, friend's pretty smooth. It doesn't
it? Yes? It does?Walder, what kind of a car was
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this? Is this? In nineteenthirty eight? Hudson, Hmmm, certainly
held together for the past ten years, so have you, miss Brooks.
Not that I'm comparing you with acar or anything, but well, you're
still so youthful. Nature's treated youextremely well. Why you haven't even got
any crows feet? Nature probably knowsI can't afford shoes for them. I
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don't like to keep bothering you withmy personal problems, miss Brooks, But
could I once more? Could youonce more? What Walder bother you with
a personal problem? It's about afinancial matter? What kind of a financial
matter? Alone? Are you askingme or telling me? I'm telling you?
I mean, I'm telling you I'mbroke. Really, how long have
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you been a school teacher? I'mserious. I've just got to get some
money somewhere. It isn't like itwas for myself. I won't even ask
if it was for myself. Whois it for. It's for a friend
of mine. He's an iceman andhis horse fell down the other day and
he's laid up in the barn now. And my friend hasn't been able to
sell any ice. Oh it's toobad, Walter. He doesn't know when
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the horse will be on his feetagain, and he's just had a baby.
The horse, No, the icemanI'll like to switch his white see
and they haven't got enough money tobuy milk. Defeated let alone the other
seven children in the family plus oats. It's sad, miss Brooks, sadest
thing since Camille. How much doyou want to borrow? Walter? Five
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dollars A help a lot? Okay, here you are? Gosh? Thanks?
Are you sure you won't miss it? No, I won't miss it,
Walter. The people who sold methis coat may miss it, but
I'll take care of that later.Thanks again. You don't know what this
money you'll do for these people,and you'll get it back just as soon
as my friend's foot here, yourfriend's foot. I thought it was the
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horse who fell. The horse?Oh sure, but didn't I tell you
when the horse fell, my friendtried to lift him up and sprained his
own ankle. Between his sick horse, sprained ankle and having a baby,
your friend is the busiest ice manI ever knew. I all right near
school. Oh gosh, I gotso wound up talking about my poor friend.
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I forgot to stop and let youget some breakfast. Well after that,
Storry, Walter, I'd feel guiltyeating anything, but hey, I'll
have an early lunch in the cafeteria. How, miss Brooks. Well,
here we are, thanks, Walter. Say, isn't that Harriet Conklin going
up the steps? Yeah? That'sHarriet. Oh, you better hurry.
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She's anxious to talk to you.How can you tell from the back of
her neck I'm psychic about some things. Go ahead, Miss Brooks. All
right, Walter, see you later. Good morning, Harry. Oh,
good morning, Miss brook I'm soglad we bumped into each other before school
starts. I've been very anxious totalk to you. Walter is psychic at
that, among other things. Whatdid you want to talk to me about?
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Well, it's rather embarrassing, Notthat you're hard to talk to or
anything, but golly, ike,just don't know how to say it.
Now that we're face to face.Well, we'd look pretty silly chatting back
to back. What seems to bethe trouble, Well, it's really not
my trouble, miss Brooks. It'sjust that I've got to get some financial
assistance for a friend in need.What friend, Harriet, Well, it's
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a little boy. I know.He comes from a very poor family,
and in order to help his folks, he shines shoes after school. Now
he's got a little dog that helpedhim get his business started. What did
he do put up the money?I know, miss Brooks, he used
to do tricks and track customers.But just the other day fell down and
hurt his foot. Now the poorlittle dog can't even get downtown anymore.
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Well, I can get him alift downtown if he doesn't mind riding on
a lame horse. I don't understand. I don't either, But how much
do you want to borrow? Well, right after he was hurt, they
took the little dog to a hospitaland the bill there was eight dollars.
You must have had a semi privateroom. Well here's the eight dollars,
Harriet. Oh, thank you,miss Brooks. You're sure you won't miss
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it. No, I won't missit. The people I owe the payment
on my watch might miss it,but I'll take care of that later.
Anyway, I still have enough leftto pick up that bag at Justin's this
afternoon. Yeah. Oh I meanwhat bag? A green alligator job that
I've had my eye on for weeks. Oh well, before you go to
your room, Daddy would like youto stop in at his office. Oh
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what have I done? Now?Why should you think you've done something,
Miss Brooks. Golly, just becausedaddy's a principal. There's no reason for
anybody'd be afraid of him. No, maybe a right, Harriet, good
morning. See you later, Missbrook By Harrid when you step into my
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office a moment, Miss Brooks,certainly, mister Conklin, at ease have
a chair, Yes, sir,as you know, I was a major
in the last War, spent almostfour years in charge of the post exchange
at Camp Bubrick, Ohio Scouts fella. Yes, although I've been returned to
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the arms of my loved ones forover two years now, I opened my
last box of hershes in forty six, I must confess there are aspects of
military life which fair remembering, suchas the camaraderie esprie decorps. Don't you
agree, Miss Brooks? We montcapitown. Now. You've been teaching at Madison
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High for over five years, haven'tyou. That's right, mister Conklin.
And in that time I've had alot of his strie decorps, but very
few raises. I think the lastone was let's not talk shop, Miss
Brooks. I realized that you haven'thad a raise in some time. But
after all, it's a universal complaintthese days, and one which can't be
remedied. O. Meanwhile, youget by very nicely on the money earned,
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don't you. Well, speaking frankly, that's the only way to speak,
miss brook Now, if you don'tmind, I'll come to the point.
I've got to have some financial assistancefor a friend of mine in distress.
Another one, this poor chap wasone of my gi assistants during the
war, just a corporal, butI recommended him for a War Department citation.
Really, yes, you never sawanyone fill a coke machine like this
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lamb as for stacking Kleenex boxes.Ah, Well, after the war he
got married and started to raise afamily. That was three years ago.
But luck didn't favor this boy.He lost one job after another. Things
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went from bad to worse. Youmean he became a teacher. No laughing
matters, Brooks. He's just writtenme that his wife is going to have
another baby. Therefore, in threeyears there's a set of twins. In
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any event, he's desperate. Hecan't even afford a hospital room for his
wife. Well, I know wherethere's a semi private room if she doesn't
mind dogs. I mean, howmuch would you like to borrow? Mister
Conklin. Well, I've asked manyof my friends for five or ten dollars.
I see, well, I get, But you're such an old friend,
Miss Brooks, I feel that Ican ask you for fifteen before our
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friendship gets any older. Here's thefifteen dollars I would like, Miss Brooks.
You're sure you won't miss it.No, I won't miss it.
The people I owe apair bill onmy car might miss it, but I'll
take care of that later. Verywell, that'll be all in dismissed.
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I excuse me, Miss Brooks,but at this table with you, the
school cafeteria is pretty crowded today.Oh sit down, mister Boynton. You'll
forgive me if I go ahead withmy lunch. Of course, I want
to eat this salad while it's stillwarm. There's something i'd like to talk
to you about. Yes, misterBoyton, I've heard from many people how
generous and warm hearted you are underyour veneer of seeming sophistication. Of course,
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I've always known that you're true glue, one hundred percent human being,
deep down below the surface. Why, mister Boynton, you've been peeking at
my x rays. I'm serious.I know that I can appeal to you
for assistance without fear of embarrassment.And I know when you hear my story
you'll want a help it to Boynton. Well, what's your story? Well,
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I have this friend who's also abiologist from a poor family. No,
no, his family's very wealthy asa matter of fact. But he's
married and has seven children and oneon the way. No, he's a
single chap, but he's got abad sickness. Oh no, he's in
the pink of condition. Oh waita minute, die Now, his little
puppy broke its leg. Oh hehasn't any puppy, but it's great danger.
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Just want a blue ribbon? Wrongagain? But give that lady a
box of red Heart and two ticketsto next week's flea circus. Look,
mister Gordon, I'll bet your friend'shorse is so lame you can't even ride
him to word. My friend drivesa Cadillac. If you'll just let me
finish it, I'll be as briefas possible. You see, he's leaving
town. He's got about thirty whitemice and frogs that he wants to give
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me. Oh, so that's it. They're sick and not at all.
They're wonderful specimens, but they're orphans. Please, Miss Brooks. What I'm
trying to tell you is that i'llneed about twenty dollars for the added equipment
it'll require to house them. Ohwell, why didn't you say so?
Here, mister Boyden, here's eighteendollars. It's all I have left.
Let a couple of the mice doubleup. Thank you, Miss Brooks.
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I certainly appreciate this, But areyou sure you won't miss it? No,
I won't miss it. The peopleI owe the payments on my car,
watch and code might miss it,but I'll take care of that later.
There's only one thing that's not goingto be put off, mister Boynton.
Oh what's that? A green alligatorbag. I've got my deep down
underneath a little warm heart set on. My first stop after school will be
the nearest bank that lends money.All right, all right, attention quietly
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see now then, Harriet, itwas your idea to have this surprise party
for Miss Brooks. Suppose you outlinedthe plant, all right? Daddy?
First of all, did we allborrow enough for Miss Brooks to keep her
from getting that bag. She wonmissus Davis and I took five dollars each
from her. I nailed her fora that is, I appropriated fifteen and
she loaned me eighteen dollars. Goodfor you, mister Boynton. I'm afraid
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it's not good enough, mister Counton. She told me at lunch she was
going to the bank and borrow themoney for the bag. Oh golly,
that'll spoil everything I know. Whydon't we call the store and tell them,
under no circumstances to sell her thatbag. Tell them we're buying excellent
Walter. It's a wonder that thatagile mind of yours doesn't function quite so
efficaciously in the school room. Ash. Thanks, mister Connachlin. You can.
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I'll run down to the store,pick up the bag, and take
it home. Now, who'll getmiss Brooks and bring her over to our
house. I will. I'll callfor it at about five o'clock and bring
her over to your house at six. Fine, Now, synchronize watches,
everybody, let's say, confidential loandepartment. This is it. Pardon me,
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I've read your ads, but I'dstill like to be assured that any
business we transact will be strictly confidential. You may be quite certain of that,
Miss I said. We treat allour sactions with the utmost secrecy.
Well, you're gonna let me inon it? Like to borrow about thirty
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five dollars? Yes, ma'am.What is your occupation please? I'm a
school teacher. How long have youbeen teaching? And at what school?
Please? Five years at Madison Hawg. How do you sound when you've got
lauringitis? Very comical? You writeyour name and address down and I'll get
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you the money. Is that allthere is to it? Yes, we
don't believe in a lot of redtape. All you have to do is
sign a few papers. First here, yes, ow here right now?
This one there you are? Owhere here again and this one. Yes.
Now we'll start on the second page. Here and here and here and
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here and here here? Can Ihelp you? Madam? It's miss miss
Brooks. I'd like to see anitem your department has been featuring in your
window display. What item is that, Miss Brooks? It's a green alligator?
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What a green alligator? I've seenit in your window every day for
weeks now. Have you ever heardof alcoholics? Anonymous? Do you mean
to tell me you don't know whatI'm talking about. Oh not at all,
Miss Brooks. You know you don'tknow what you're talking about, don't
you? Or do you? Ofcourse I do. Let's start all over
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again. There's a purse made ofgreen alligator skin that's been in your window.
O that thing? Oh you wouldn'twant to own that? Why it
wouldn't do a thing for you.It wouldn't have to. I've got a
job. May I see at leasta funny thing about that model? I
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saw the last one not a halfhour ago. To miss h Conklin,
I believe, Well, couldn't youget one just like it? If I
h Conklin. That's Harriet, bythat little demon. Maybe if I get
her another bag, she'll trade methe green one. Now she wears a
lot of green. Besides, shehas alligator shoes too. Well, I
might as well go over to herhouse and see what I can do.
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Anyway, I didn't mean to eavesdropon your monologue, but h Conston won't
be home for a while. Shesays she had a lot of shopping to
do, and then she's going toget a manicure at Antwine's. Well I'll
go to our house and wait.Thank you and good day. J Edgar
Hoovering. Hello, missus Conklin.Is Harriet at home? Why no,
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Miss Brooks, she's out doing somelast minute shopping. Miss Brooks. Isn't
it terribly early? I mean,with the day is getting shorter all the
time. It seems like about fiveo'clock. It is five o'clock. May
I come in, missus Conko ofcourse? Who is a mother? Oh?
It's you, Miss Brooks. Hello, mister Conkent Martha. Did Harriet
get back with miss Brooks early?I mean, it only seems like five
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o'clock. Five one. Here inthe living room a minute, Miss Brooks.
I was good. I like totalk to you. Yes, will
you excuse us police, Miss Brooks? Surely, I don't know what I
wonder if they've had a confidential loanlately. I'll be right there. Hello,
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Walter, Oh, missus Conklin,I got all this stuff, funny
hats, noisemakers, confettian streamers.Hell, come on in the living room
and we'll start decorating the place.But Walter, look who's here? Water
Miamus Brooks. Ye, Walter,Now we'll take the streamers, and we'll
start in this corner of the roomand we'll Brooks. When you hear the
tone, the time will be fivetwo. This one's on me. Hello,
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mister Cochlan, I was just overat missus Davis's house. But you
say no, say't no, malBiden, come into the living room.
Hello, mister Boyn, Hello MissusCochlan Water, Hello mister Hello, missus
Chris Brooks. As I started tosay, mister Cockle, I went over
to missus Davis is to pick upMiss Brooks. But this Brooks. I
know I'm terribly early, but Iwish I knew for what must be Harriet,
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Hello, dear missus Davis, comein, won't you. I got
the bag mother and I had agift wrapped. Oh it looks just super.
I brought the cake. Martha Benhe know everybody. Hello, Missus
Davis, Harriet, Hello, Missbrook Well, there's nothing else that we
can do now. But wait,the company, says Miss Brooks once more.
I'm going to change my name toLucy pumper Nichols. Well, I
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guess the cat's out of the bag. Now. We might as well tell
you, miss Brooks, this littlegathering is in honor of your birthday,
My birthday. How do you likethat? I forgot it again? Miss
Brooks has a token of our esteemand affection. May we present you with
this little gift? Go on,miss brook open it. We gift you
something you wanted for the long time. Colley, Oh, the green alligator
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bag. So that's why everybody borrowedmoney from me today, that's right.
We didn't want you to get itfor yourself. Well, this is certainly
the nicest present anybody ever bought me, with or without my money. Oh,
we didn't get this with your money, miss Brooks. Look inside the
purse. Oh what's this? Fiveten, twenty? It's all here,
that's right, miss Brooks. Well, now that we all know it's your
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birthday, suppose you tell us howold John. Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday, Armis Groul, Happy birthday to you
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once again, here is our MissBrooks. So you see I won't need
the thirty five dollars I borrowed fromyou people yesterday. Here it is fine,
The interest is practically nothing. Ohthat's nice. May I have a
receipt? Please? Of course?Just sign here ye and here yes,
and here yes and here that's truth. Turn into another hour, Miss Brookshaw,
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dot you buy Armory salt, yourbeauty, hope and Uster cream sampoo
for soft, glamorous green girl hair. Our Miss Brooks, starring Eve Arden,
is produced by Larry Burns, writtenand directed by al Lewis, with
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liberally sprinkled with laughs. Listen toMister and Missus North Tune in Tuesday evenings
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the same time for another comedy episodeof our Miss Brooks Bob Lemon speaking for
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and they're very fond of her.She's also very fond of biology teacher Philip
Boynton, and he's very fond ofhis frogs and guinea pigs. This absorption
in his laboratory is largely due tomister Boynton's natural shyness. Well that is
to say that he's shy in theworld of reality, but in the dreams
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of our Miss Brooks, Philip Boyntonis every bit as ardent and attentive as
any woman could desire. Let's listen, Oh, my darling, Constance.
He's so lovely, so desirable.I feel I could fly on the wings
of our love. Won't you joinme, Constance on a flight to paradise
contact I must pause for a moment, my darling. You know why the
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station identification. I want to lookat you again before I kiss you.
If you notice anything strange in myeyes, dearest, it's star dust.
Well sweep it under your lids.Then let's get going. Why isn't it
wonderful, Connie? Just you andI alone in our dream house. Yes,
it is Philip, And if anyonecomes calling, we'll refuse to answer
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the doorbell. Sorry, wrong number. Oh oh okay, alarm clock in
quiet. If I could have slepta few more minutes that dream, I'd
have gotten the Academy award. Comein. Good morning, Connie, Good
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morning, missus Davis. I've broughtyou a little breakfast tree. I hope
you liked the surprise recip Another surpriserecipe. I'm still trying to get used
to the last one. Why Chrisboiled in breadcrumbs? Oh, this isn't
anything like that, Collie. Thisis a famous Alaskan dish. Want to
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know what it consists of? No? What, It's very simple. You
just take a pound of frozen whalemeat, thaw it out, throw in
the patties, and fry in deepseal fat. What do you call this
Eskimo's delight, Blubberbergie. Yes,of course not everyone can enjoy them at
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first eating. How do you standon the whale meat, Connie, I
really don't know, Missus Davis.I've never stood on any It was nice
of you to bring a tray intomy room, Missus Davis, but I'd
rather have breakfast out here in thedinette with you. Oh thank you,
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Connie. But you have had athing but a glass of milk. I
know you can't fry that. Thatis, I didn't feel very hungry.
Oh that's too dead. Today,of all days, what's so special about
today, don't you know? Let'ssee. Oh, certainly yesterday was payday,
so today must be rent day?What do I owe you, Missus
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Davis. I'm not worried about therent, Connie, although I could use
a small load. How much willhave? Five dollars would do nicely?
It's for a donation, I promisedthe ailing newsboys. Sound all right,
Missus Davis, I can let youhave five dollars. You sure you won't
miss it? Now? I won'tmiss it. The people I owe the
payment on my car might miss it, but I'll take care of that later.
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I've had my eye on a bagin Justin's department store, and I've
decided to throw caution to the windsand buy it this afternoon, the one
you've told me about green Arrogator skin. That's the one. Of course,
I'll have to postpone a lot ofmy time payments, the car, my
coat, the watch I bought formister Boynton. But it's worth it.
Wait do you see that bag?Missus Davis? But what about your creditors?
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What do you tell them? I'llwrite them all polite letters letters.
What do you say? Oh,I'll think of something. I'm an English
teacher, ain't I I mean?Aren't I am? I not? You
certainly must have your heart set onthat day. Oh I have. Do
you think mister Boyne will like it? He likes frogs and lizards and things
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in this alligator bag ought to beright up his alley. Lucky alligator bag
to be up in an alley withmister Boyne. Oh, that must be
Walter Demon. He's giving me alift of school. I'll be there in
a minute, Walter. He's yourcar in the repair shop again, Connie.
Yes, the garage says, theyjust have to get one more part
to the car before I can driveit again. What part is there?
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A motor? Hello, Walter,come in, thanks, Miss Brooks.
I just came in to tell youto be sure and bring a coat with
you this morning. It's cold ina school teacher's heart out, I mean
some school teacher's hearts. Miss Brooks, you're a warm one, thanks,
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Walter. You can butter me upon the way to school. I'll go
get a code. I'll just bea few minutes. Did someone let that
cat in again? His name missus? David? Oh, Walter, I'm
glad you came in. We've gotto make arrangements for the surprise party so
she know it's her birthday. No, just like last year, she's forgotten
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about it completely. Well, andthe party will go over that much bigger.
Did you find out what she wants? She is? I did,
Walter. It's a green bag ingestine. But she's threatened to buy it for
herself. Oh that's no good,I know. So I thought of this
scheme. If we all borrow somemoney from her, she won't be able
to buy it, then we cangive it to her for a present.
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I'll call the confidence and tell thento be sure and borrow something from miss
Brooks when she gets to school.Good. She's so soft hard it she'll
never turn anybody down as long asthere's a hard luck story with it.
And I'll put the bite on her. And I mean I'll borrow something on
our way to school. Oh shecomes, I'll go back into the kitchen.
I don't want her to think wedidn't constirling opekay, missus Davis.
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Well, that wasn't put your longwad, was it? Walter? Oh
not at all, Miss Brooks.Gosh, that's a nice coat. Or
when did you buy that within thenext eighteen months? That's Harry Walter.
I couldn't touch a morsel of missusDavis's breakfast. I'd like to get a
bite on our way. Don't worryif you will, our Miss Brooks will
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continue in just a moment. Butfirst, here is Verne Smith with an
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Complete the last line of this jingle, A fresher brighter looking skin is
something I would like to win.I'll get palm Olive soap today. To
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of paper, or use an officialentry blank giving complete rules obtainable at your
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word Pamlive from the front of thewrapper of one regular and one batsized cake
of Pamalive soap to Pomaliv Box ninetytwo, New York, eight, New
York. Now here's the jingle oncemore. A fresher, brighter looking skin
is something I would like to win. I'll get palm Olive soap today.
Do dot to dot to dot todmail your entry to Pamalive Box ninety two,
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New York, eight, New York. Get Pamalive soap for a lovelier
complexion. Remember doctors prove Pomaliv's beautyresults. I just had a tune up
job done in the car, MissBrooks, friend's pretty smooth. It doesn't
it? Yes? It does?Walder, what kind of a car was
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this? Is this? In nineteenthirty eight? Hudson, Hmmm, certainly
held together for the past ten years, so have you, miss Brooks.
Not that I'm comparing you with acar or anything, but well, you're
still so youthful. Nature's treated youextremely well. Why you haven't even got
any crows feet? Nature probably knowsI can't afford shoes for them. I
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don't like to keep bothering you withmy personal problems, miss Brooks, But
could I once more? Could youonce more? What Walder bother you with
a personal problem? It's about afinancial matter? What kind of a financial
matter? Alone? Are you askingme or telling me? I'm telling you?
I mean, I'm telling you I'mbroke. Really, how long have
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you been a school teacher? I'mserious. I've just got to get some
money somewhere. It isn't like itwas for myself. I won't even ask
if it was for myself. Whois it for. It's for a friend
of mine. He's an iceman andhis horse fell down the other day and
he's laid up in the barn now. And my friend hasn't been able to
sell any ice. Oh it's toobad, Walter. He doesn't know when
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the horse will be on his feetagain, and he's just had a baby.
The horse, No, the icemanI'll like to switch his white see
and they haven't got enough money tobuy milk. Defeated let alone the other
seven children in the family plus oats. It's sad, miss Brooks, sadest
thing since Camille. How much doyou want to borrow? Walter? Five
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dollars A help a lot? Okay, here you are? Gosh? Thanks?
Are you sure you won't miss it? No, I won't miss it,
Walter. The people who sold methis coat may miss it, but
I'll take care of that later.Thanks again. You don't know what this
money you'll do for these people,and you'll get it back just as soon
as my friend's foot here, yourfriend's foot. I thought it was the
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horse who fell. The horse?Oh sure, but didn't I tell you
when the horse fell, my friendtried to lift him up and sprained his
own ankle. Between his sick horse, sprained ankle and having a baby,
your friend is the busiest ice manI ever knew. I all right near
school. Oh gosh, I gotso wound up talking about my poor friend.
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I forgot to stop and let youget some breakfast. Well after that,
Storry, Walter, I'd feel guiltyeating anything, but hey, I'll
have an early lunch in the cafeteria. How, miss Brooks. Well,
here we are, thanks, Walter. Say, isn't that Harriet Conklin going
up the steps? Yeah? That'sHarriet. Oh, you better hurry.
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She's anxious to talk to you.How can you tell from the back of
her neck I'm psychic about some things. Go ahead, Miss Brooks. All
right, Walter, see you later. Good morning, Harry. Oh,
good morning, Miss brook I'm soglad we bumped into each other before school
starts. I've been very anxious totalk to you. Walter is psychic at
that, among other things. Whatdid you want to talk to me about?
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Well, it's rather embarrassing, Notthat you're hard to talk to or
anything, but golly, ike,just don't know how to say it.
Now that we're face to face.Well, we'd look pretty silly chatting back
to back. What seems to bethe trouble, Well, it's really not
my trouble, miss Brooks. It'sjust that I've got to get some financial
assistance for a friend in need.What friend, Harriet, Well, it's
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a little boy. I know.He comes from a very poor family,
and in order to help his folks, he shines shoes after school. Now
he's got a little dog that helpedhim get his business started. What did
he do put up the money?I know, miss Brooks, he used
to do tricks and track customers.But just the other day fell down and
hurt his foot. Now the poorlittle dog can't even get downtown anymore.
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Well, I can get him alift downtown if he doesn't mind riding on
a lame horse. I don't understand. I don't either, But how much
do you want to borrow? Well, right after he was hurt, they
took the little dog to a hospitaland the bill there was eight dollars.
You must have had a semi privateroom. Well here's the eight dollars,
Harriet. Oh, thank you,miss Brooks. You're sure you won't miss
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it. No, I won't missit. The people I owe the payment
on my watch might miss it,but I'll take care of that later.
Anyway, I still have enough leftto pick up that bag at Justin's this
afternoon. Yeah. Oh I meanwhat bag? A green alligator job that
I've had my eye on for weeks. Oh well, before you go to
your room, Daddy would like youto stop in at his office. Oh
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what have I done? Now?Why should you think you've done something,
Miss Brooks. Golly, just becausedaddy's a principal. There's no reason for
anybody'd be afraid of him. No, maybe a right, Harriet, good
morning. See you later, Missbrook By Harrid when you step into my
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office a moment, Miss Brooks,certainly, mister Conklin, at ease have
a chair, Yes, sir,as you know, I was a major
in the last War, spent almostfour years in charge of the post exchange
at Camp Bubrick, Ohio Scouts fella. Yes, although I've been returned to
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the arms of my loved ones forover two years now, I opened my
last box of hershes in forty six, I must confess there are aspects of
military life which fair remembering, suchas the camaraderie esprie decorps. Don't you
agree, Miss Brooks? We montcapitown. Now. You've been teaching at Madison
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High for over five years, haven'tyou. That's right, mister Conklin.
And in that time I've had alot of his strie decorps, but very
few raises. I think the lastone was let's not talk shop, Miss
Brooks. I realized that you haven'thad a raise in some time. But
after all, it's a universal complaintthese days, and one which can't be
remedied. O. Meanwhile, youget by very nicely on the money earned,
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don't you. Well, speaking frankly, that's the only way to speak,
miss brook Now, if you don'tmind, I'll come to the point.
I've got to have some financial assistancefor a friend of mine in distress.
Another one, this poor chap wasone of my gi assistants during the
war, just a corporal, butI recommended him for a War Department citation.
Really, yes, you never sawanyone fill a coke machine like this
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lamb as for stacking Kleenex boxes.Ah, Well, after the war he
got married and started to raise afamily. That was three years ago.
But luck didn't favor this boy.He lost one job after another. Things
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went from bad to worse. Youmean he became a teacher. No laughing
matters, Brooks. He's just writtenme that his wife is going to have
another baby. Therefore, in threeyears there's a set of twins. In
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any event, he's desperate. Hecan't even afford a hospital room for his
wife. Well, I know wherethere's a semi private room if she doesn't
mind dogs. I mean, howmuch would you like to borrow? Mister
Conklin. Well, I've asked manyof my friends for five or ten dollars.
I see, well, I get, But you're such an old friend,
Miss Brooks, I feel that Ican ask you for fifteen before our
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friendship gets any older. Here's thefifteen dollars I would like, Miss Brooks.
You're sure you won't miss it.No, I won't miss it.
The people I owe apair bill onmy car might miss it, but I'll
take care of that later. Verywell, that'll be all in dismissed.
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I excuse me, Miss Brooks,but at this table with you, the
school cafeteria is pretty crowded today.Oh sit down, mister Boynton. You'll
forgive me if I go ahead withmy lunch. Of course, I want
to eat this salad while it's stillwarm. There's something i'd like to talk
to you about. Yes, misterBoyton, I've heard from many people how
generous and warm hearted you are underyour veneer of seeming sophistication. Of course,
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I've always known that you're true glue, one hundred percent human being,
deep down below the surface. Why, mister Boynton, you've been peeking at
my x rays. I'm serious.I know that I can appeal to you
for assistance without fear of embarrassment.And I know when you hear my story
you'll want a help it to Boynton. Well, what's your story? Well,
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I have this friend who's also abiologist from a poor family. No,
no, his family's very wealthy asa matter of fact. But he's
married and has seven children and oneon the way. No, he's a
single chap, but he's got abad sickness. Oh no, he's in
the pink of condition. Oh waita minute, die Now, his little
puppy broke its leg. Oh hehasn't any puppy, but it's great danger.
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Just want a blue ribbon? Wrongagain? But give that lady a
box of red Heart and two ticketsto next week's flea circus. Look,
mister Gordon, I'll bet your friend'shorse is so lame you can't even ride
him to word. My friend drivesa Cadillac. If you'll just let me
finish it, I'll be as briefas possible. You see, he's leaving
town. He's got about thirty whitemice and frogs that he wants to give
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me. Oh, so that's it. They're sick and not at all.
They're wonderful specimens, but they're orphans. Please, Miss Brooks. What I'm
trying to tell you is that i'llneed about twenty dollars for the added equipment
it'll require to house them. Ohwell, why didn't you say so?
Here, mister Boyden, here's eighteendollars. It's all I have left.
Let a couple of the mice doubleup. Thank you, Miss Brooks.
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I certainly appreciate this, But areyou sure you won't miss it? No,
I won't miss it. The peopleI owe the payments on my car,
watch and code might miss it,but I'll take care of that later.
There's only one thing that's not goingto be put off, mister Boynton.
Oh what's that? A green alligatorbag. I've got my deep down
underneath a little warm heart set on. My first stop after school will be
the nearest bank that lends money.All right, all right, attention quietly
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see now then, Harriet, itwas your idea to have this surprise party
for Miss Brooks. Suppose you outlinedthe plant, all right? Daddy?
First of all, did we allborrow enough for Miss Brooks to keep her
from getting that bag. She wonmissus Davis and I took five dollars each
from her. I nailed her fora that is, I appropriated fifteen and
she loaned me eighteen dollars. Goodfor you, mister Boynton. I'm afraid
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it's not good enough, mister Counton. She told me at lunch she was
going to the bank and borrow themoney for the bag. Oh golly,
that'll spoil everything I know. Whydon't we call the store and tell them,
under no circumstances to sell her thatbag. Tell them we're buying excellent
Walter. It's a wonder that thatagile mind of yours doesn't function quite so
efficaciously in the school room. Ash. Thanks, mister Connachlin. You can.
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I'll run down to the store,pick up the bag, and take
it home. Now, who'll getmiss Brooks and bring her over to our
house. I will. I'll callfor it at about five o'clock and bring
her over to your house at six. Fine, Now, synchronize watches,
everybody, let's say, confidential loandepartment. This is it. Pardon me,
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I've read your ads, but I'dstill like to be assured that any
business we transact will be strictly confidential. You may be quite certain of that,
Miss I said. We treat allour sactions with the utmost secrecy.
Well, you're gonna let me inon it? Like to borrow about thirty
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five dollars? Yes, ma'am.What is your occupation please? I'm a
school teacher. How long have youbeen teaching? And at what school?
Please? Five years at Madison Hawg. How do you sound when you've got
lauringitis? Very comical? You writeyour name and address down and I'll get
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you the money. Is that allthere is to it? Yes, we
don't believe in a lot of redtape. All you have to do is
sign a few papers. First here, yes, ow here right now?
This one there you are? Owhere here again and this one. Yes.
Now we'll start on the second page. Here and here and here and
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here and here here? Can Ihelp you? Madam? It's miss miss
Brooks. I'd like to see anitem your department has been featuring in your
window display. What item is that, Miss Brooks? It's a green alligator?
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What a green alligator? I've seenit in your window every day for
weeks now. Have you ever heardof alcoholics? Anonymous? Do you mean
to tell me you don't know whatI'm talking about. Oh not at all,
Miss Brooks. You know you don'tknow what you're talking about, don't
you? Or do you? Ofcourse I do. Let's start all over
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again. There's a purse made ofgreen alligator skin that's been in your window.
O that thing? Oh you wouldn'twant to own that? Why it
wouldn't do a thing for you.It wouldn't have to. I've got a
job. May I see at leasta funny thing about that model? I
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saw the last one not a halfhour ago. To miss h Conklin,
I believe, Well, couldn't youget one just like it? If I
h Conklin. That's Harriet, bythat little demon. Maybe if I get
her another bag, she'll trade methe green one. Now she wears a
lot of green. Besides, shehas alligator shoes too. Well, I
might as well go over to herhouse and see what I can do.
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Anyway, I didn't mean to eavesdropon your monologue, but h Conston won't
be home for a while. Shesays she had a lot of shopping to
do, and then she's going toget a manicure at Antwine's. Well I'll
go to our house and wait.Thank you and good day. J Edgar
Hoovering. Hello, missus Conklin.Is Harriet at home? Why no,
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Miss Brooks, she's out doing somelast minute shopping. Miss Brooks. Isn't
it terribly early? I mean,with the day is getting shorter all the
time. It seems like about fiveo'clock. It is five o'clock. May
I come in, missus Conko ofcourse? Who is a mother? Oh?
It's you, Miss Brooks. Hello, mister Conkent Martha. Did Harriet
get back with miss Brooks early?I mean, it only seems like five
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o'clock. Five one. Here inthe living room a minute, Miss Brooks.
I was good. I like totalk to you. Yes, will
you excuse us police, Miss Brooks? Surely, I don't know what I
wonder if they've had a confidential loanlately. I'll be right there. Hello,
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Walter, Oh, missus Conklin,I got all this stuff, funny
hats, noisemakers, confettian streamers.Hell, come on in the living room
and we'll start decorating the place.But Walter, look who's here? Water
Miamus Brooks. Ye, Walter,Now we'll take the streamers, and we'll
start in this corner of the roomand we'll Brooks. When you hear the
tone, the time will be fivetwo. This one's on me. Hello,
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mister Cochlan, I was just overat missus Davis's house. But you
say no, say't no, malBiden, come into the living room.
Hello, mister Boyn, Hello MissusCochlan Water, Hello mister Hello, missus
Chris Brooks. As I started tosay, mister Cockle, I went over
to missus Davis is to pick upMiss Brooks. But this Brooks. I
know I'm terribly early, but Iwish I knew for what must be Harriet,
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Hello, dear missus Davis, comein, won't you. I got
the bag mother and I had agift wrapped. Oh it looks just super.
I brought the cake. Martha Benhe know everybody. Hello, Missus
Davis, Harriet, Hello, Missbrook Well, there's nothing else that we
can do now. But wait,the company, says Miss Brooks once more.
I'm going to change my name toLucy pumper Nichols. Well, I
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guess the cat's out of the bag. Now. We might as well tell
you, miss Brooks, this littlegathering is in honor of your birthday,
My birthday. How do you likethat? I forgot it again? Miss
Brooks has a token of our esteemand affection. May we present you with
this little gift? Go on,miss brook open it. We gift you
something you wanted for the long time. Colley, Oh, the green alligator
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bag. So that's why everybody borrowedmoney from me today, that's right.
We didn't want you to get itfor yourself. Well, this is certainly
the nicest present anybody ever bought me, with or without my money. Oh,
we didn't get this with your money, miss Brooks. Look inside the
purse. Oh what's this? Fiveten, twenty? It's all here,
that's right, miss Brooks. Well, now that we all know it's your
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birthday, suppose you tell us howold John. Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday, Armis Groul, Happy birthday to you
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e Varden as Armis Brooks returns injust one moment. But first, dream
girl, dream girl, beautiful lustercream girl. Tonight you can see this
come true, revealed by a lustercream shampoo. You'll see your hair lovelier,
your wave curls, softer, moreglamorous, easy to do, quickly,
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even in hardest water. Luster creamshampoo leads hair three ways, lovelier,
fragrantly clean, easier to manage,brilliant with sheen. Don't wait tonight.
Use luster cream shampoo, not asoap, not a liquid, but
a dainty, magical cream. Discoverwhy it's by far the top favorite cream
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shampoo. Get the big jar onedollar, smaller sizes either tubes or jars.
Tonight you can be a dream girl, dream girl, beautiful luster cream
girl. You owe your crowning gloryto all Luster cream champoo. And now
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once again, here is our MissBrooks. So you see I won't need
the thirty five dollars I borrowed fromyou people yesterday. Here it is fine,
The interest is practically nothing. Ohthat's nice. May I have a
receipt? Please? Of course?Just sign here ye and here yes,
and here yes and here that's truth. Turn into another hour, Miss Brookshaw,
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dot you buy Armory salt, yourbeauty, hope and Uster cream sampoo
for soft, glamorous green girl hair. Our Miss Brooks, starring Eve Arden,
is produced by Larry Burns, writtenand directed by al Lewis, with
music by Wilbur had Dentis know whatcleans teeth best, and over four thousand
datas say Colgate toothpowder with a twominute routine gets teeth sparkling and super clean.
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So to remove dull film and getyour teeth shining clean, just brush
teeth two minutes morning and night withColgate toothpowder. Brush inside, outside,
and biting surfaces. Always brush awayfrom the guns. See how quickly this
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liberally sprinkled with laughs. Listen toMister and Missus North Tune in Tuesday evenings
over most of these same stations,and be with us again next week at
the same time for another comedy episodeof our Miss Brooks Bob Lemon speaking for
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Season Two Out Now! Law & Order: Criminal Justice System tells the real stories behind the landmark cases that have shaped how the most dangerous and influential criminals in America are prosecuted. In its second season, the series tackles the threat of terrorism in the United States. From the rise of extremist political groups in the 60s to domestic lone wolves in the modern day, we explore how organizations like the FBI and Joint Terrorism Take Force have evolved to fight back against a multitude of terrorist threats.
Dateline NBC
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